1. Darling Drusilla...Copy !req
2. I have existed
from the morning of the world...Copy !req
3. and I shall exist until the last star
falls from the heavens.Copy !req
4. Although I have taken the
form of Gaius Caligula,Copy !req
5. I am all men as I
am no man and so...Copy !req
6. I am a god.Copy !req
7. What's it like with Marcellus?
- With what like?Copy !req
8. He's so fat. It's disgusting.
- He's not.Copy !req
9. He's only large.
- And tiny where it counts.Copy !req
10. How do you know?
- I saw him at the baths.Copy !req
11. Poor... poor Drusilla.
- You are vile.Copy !req
12. Hold.
- Messenger to the Prince.Copy !req
13. Identify yourself.
- Macro.Copy !req
14. Password?
- Justice.Copy !req
15. Pflnce?Copy !req
16. Forgive me, Prince.Copy !req
17. The Emperor commands
you to wait upon him.Copy !req
18. What does he want?Copy !req
19. A last look at you perhaps.
He is 77.Copy !req
20. May he live forever.Copy !req
21. How is Ennia?Copy !req
22. My wife lives on if in the day
she can see you again, Prince.Copy !req
23. Wait outside.Copy !req
24. What does all this mean?
- Take care, little boots.Copy !req
25. Pray to Isis for me.
- I'll follow you as soon as I can.Copy !req
26. I hate I'm back here, Macro.Copy !req
27. He's planning something.Copy !req
28. You've nothing to fear.
I command Praetorian guards.Copy !req
29. With Tiberius,
there's always something to fear.Copy !req
30. Be very careful of Nerva.Copy !req
31. They say he can even tell
what you're thinking.Copy !req
32. Nerva.Copy !req
33. Pflnce.
- Dear friend.Copy !req
34. Ten years is a long
time for the Emperor...Copy !req
35. to be heading away.Copy !req
36. I should feel a great deal happier...Copy !req
37. if he would back in
Rome where he belongs.Copy !req
38. Tell me, how is the Emperor?
- Old, like me.Copy !req
39. I mean, how is his mood?Copy !req
40. Like the weather.Copy !req
41. But the weather's good today.Copy !req
42. Changeable.Copy !req
43. I've heard that during the
last month seven of my...Copy !req
44. colleagues in the senate
have been put to death.Copy !req
45. for treason.Copy !req
46. Nine to be exact.
Five of them cheated.Copy !req
47. They killed themselves.Copy !req
48. That wasn't playing fair.Copy !req
49. Don't you agree, Nerva?Copy !req
50. They were all good men.Copy !req
51. If they were good men, how could...Copy !req
52. the Beloved Emperor
find them guilty?Copy !req
53. You have a gift for logic, Prince.Copy !req
54. Caligula.Copy !req
55. Beloved grandfather.
- Do your dance, boy.Copy !req
56. My dance?
- Yes.Copy !req
57. The one that you
delighted the army...Copy !req
58. with when your father
made you its mascot.Copy !req
59. Come on.Copy !req
60. Little boots.Copy !req
61. I'd forgotten it, Lord.
- Oh, dance for me.Copy !req
62. Delight me.Copy !req
63. Dance.Copy !req
64. My little fishies.Copy !req
65. Fishies.Copy !req
66. Why not?
My little fishies. Come in.Copy !req
67. All of you.Copy !req
68. Stop that.Copy !req
69. Out, little fishies.
You've had enough for today.Copy !req
70. Caligula.
- Yes, my Lord?Copy !req
71. Why do you say such
monstrous things...Copy !req
72. about me at Rome?Copy !req
73. I hear you often pray for my death.
- I don't, Lord, ever.Copy !req
74. You do not?Copy !req
75. By Heavens, Caesar,
I swear I do not.Copy !req
76. Yo do not in...Copy !req
77. in public.Copy !req
78. Never, Lord.Copy !req
79. Remember this.Copy !req
80. That I have let you lived...Copy !req
81. so far.Copy !req
82. My little fishies love me.Copy !req
83. Innocents, you see.Copy !req
84. I protect their innocence.Copy !req
85. This is the least I can do.
For it is a foul world.Copy !req
86. Rise up.Copy !req
87. Nerva is scouting at us.
Help me, Nerva.Copy !req
88. Help me tranform this
young barbarian...Copy !req
89. into a Roman caesar.Copy !req
90. There have been
three Roman Caesars.Copy !req
91. Julius, Augustus and yourself.Copy !req
92. Which do you want him to be?
- Best.Copy !req
93. That would be your
father, Augustus.Copy !req
94. You see, Caligula, I'm
insulted to my face.Copy !req
95. Nerva, dear friend.Copy !req
96. Watch out for Macro
when I'm dead.Copy !req
97. I know. He hates me...
- ... because you are wise.Copy !req
98. Because you are good.Copy !req
99. So when I'm gone,
watch out for Macro.Copy !req
100. I've taken my precautions, Caesar.Copy !req
101. Hmm. What might they be?Copy !req
102. Heaven help Rome.
For I'm gone.Copy !req
103. I am old.Copy !req
104. Yes, Lord, but you will live forever.Copy !req
105. All my family are dead but you,
child Gemellus and that...Copy !req
106. Claudius that's uncle.Copy !req
107. The others struck down by fate.Copy !req
108. And it is fate, little boots,
that rules us, not any god.Copy !req
109. You are a god, Lord.Copy !req
110. No, I'm not.
Not even when I'm dead.Copy !req
111. Julius Caesar and
Augustus Caesar,Copy !req
112. they are gods.Copy !req
113. So say the Senate...Copy !req
114. and so the people
prefer to believe.Copy !req
115. Such myth they use.Copy !req
116. Little boots, just look at you.
- Yes, Caesar?Copy !req
117. I am mercy.
A viper in Rome's bosom.Copy !req
118. Uncle.Copy !req
119. Caligula.Copy !req
120. Do you think
this boy have been drinking?Copy !req
121. I think he has, Caesar.
- So do I. Macro.Copy !req
122. Yes, Lord?
- Bring him more wine.Copy !req
123. And waste none.Copy !req
124. Remove your bootlaces.Copy !req
125. And what do thet
say of me at Rome?Copy !req
126. Oh, well, they need you,
Lord and they miss you.Copy !req
127. Most of my life I have given
to the Roman people.Copy !req
128. I have fought.Copy !req
129. I have given all.Copy !req
130. Aren't they lovely?
- Yes, Lord.Copy !req
131. The Satyrs are from lllyria.Copy !req
132. And... uh...Copy !req
133. This Nymph... is from...
Where are you from?Copy !req
134. Britain, Lord.Copy !req
135. Britain.Copy !req
136. Speaking statues.Copy !req
137. Yes, yes. And they do more
than speak. They do...Copy !req
138. You prefer nymphs to satyrs?
- I like both, Lord.Copy !req
139. One needs both.
Yes. To keep healthy.Copy !req
140. Rome is a republic and
you and I are playing citizens.Copy !req
141. More confection.Copy !req
142. That's it.Copy !req
143. That's the best of my stallions.Copy !req
144. Serve the state, Caligula, although
the people in it are wicked beasts.Copy !req
145. But they love you, Lord.
- Oh, no. No.Copy !req
146. They fear me.
And that is much better.Copy !req
147. I had no choice, you see.Copy !req
148. No choice.Copy !req
149. No choice?Copy !req
150. All I wanted was private life.Copy !req
151. I did not truly want
to become emperor,Copy !req
152. but I had to.Copy !req
153. Had to?Copy !req
154. If someone else
had become emperor,Copy !req
155. I would have been killed.Copy !req
156. As you will be.Copy !req
157. Will be?Copy !req
158. Will be gra... gr...Copy !req
159. Will be, Grandfather?Copy !req
160. Would be, if you were not my heir.Copy !req
161. When Rome was just a
city and we were...Copy !req
162. just citizens, we're
known to one another.Copy !req
163. And we were frugal, good,
disciplined and dignified.Copy !req
164. The Romans I rule
are not like we were.Copy !req
165. They lust... they lust for power
and pleasure.Copy !req
166. Money...
the wives of other men...Copy !req
167. Oh, yes,
I am a true moralist.Copy !req
168. And stern as any Cato.Copy !req
169. Faith chose me to govern
swine in my old day...Copy !req
170. which I have become a swine-herd.Copy !req
171. The faithless boy. Has
he drunk enough wine?Copy !req
172. I think he's drunk enough, Lord.Copy !req
173. So do I.Copy !req
174. Now he is happy.Copy !req
175. Homer. You would not know that?Copy !req
176. You were educated
in army caps only.Copy !req
177. You will know enough
to be a swine-herd.Copy !req
178. Caesar? The Senate sends these
documents for your signature.Copy !req
179. Of course.Copy !req
180. The revise list to candidates
for the requested order.Copy !req
181. I, Tiberius Caesar,
command on the name...Copy !req
182. of the Senate and
the people of Rome.Copy !req
183. Tax assessment, regime minor,
Brescia and Gaul.Copy !req
184. I, Tiberius Caesar,
command on the name...Copy !req
185. of the Senate and
the people of Rome.Copy !req
186. Senator guilty of treason.Copy !req
187. Every senator believes
himself to be a potentialCopy !req
188. Caesar, therefore every
senator is guilty of treason.Copy !req
189. In thought,
if not indeed.Copy !req
190. The Senate is the natural enemy
of any Caesar, Little Boots.Copy !req
191. Remember that.Copy !req
192. Traitors. Look at them.Copy !req
193. Traitors.Copy !req
194. They offer to prove any law I made
before I made it.Copy !req
195. I said: 'What if I go mad?
What then?'Copy !req
196. No answer. They were
born to be slaves,Copy !req
197. Germanicus, never forget that.Copy !req
198. I'm not Germanicus, Lord.
I'm his son, Caligula.Copy !req
199. Yes.
And your friend is Macro.Copy !req
200. He serves you and only you, Lord.
- And his wife is your friend, too.Copy !req
201. Is she friendly in bed?
- We must ask Macro that, Lord.Copy !req
202. She seems friendly.
- And your sister, Drusilla...Copy !req
203. My sister is my sister, Lord.Copy !req
204. I know everything
that is said and done.Copy !req
205. And thought.Copy !req
206. The setting sun
and the rising moon.Copy !req
207. Gemellus, lovely boy.
And too young to betray me.Copy !req
208. Perhaps not too young.Copy !req
209. Yes. Kiss your old grandfather.
Yes. My last grandson.Copy !req
210. I am your grandson, too, Caesar.
- By adoption.Copy !req
211. This is the last flesh of my flesh.Copy !req
212. Poor boy. What'd
it become of you?Copy !req
213. He's like a brother to me, Lord.Copy !req
214. Brother?
Another brother is enough envy.Copy !req
215. Brother kills a brother...Copy !req
216. who's killed his father
who's killed his son.Copy !req
217. Faith.
Drink, Caligula.Copy !req
218. After you, dear brother.Copy !req
219. PoorboyCopy !req
220. When I am gone,
Caligula will kill you.Copy !req
221. And then,
someone will kill Caligula.Copy !req
222. Unless... unless he is dead,
before I am.Copy !req
223. You are looking not well at all.Copy !req
224. I, Caligula Caesar,
command on name...Copy !req
225. of the Senate and people of Rome.Copy !req
226. A brother kills a brother...
who's killed his father...Copy !req
227. who's killed his son.
Faith.Copy !req
228. And then
someone's killed Caligula...Copy !req
229. He's going to kill me.Copy !req
230. Sssh. You're safe. You're with me.Copy !req
231. He's going to kill us.Copy !req
232. Because that we killed our father,
our mother and our brothers.Copy !req
233. I am not going to die.
- You won't.Copy !req
234. You're his heir.
There is no one else.Copy !req
235. Yeah, it is. There's Gemellus
an Claudius.Copy !req
236. Gemellus is too young,
Claudius is an idiot...Copy !req
237. and Tiberius is old.
You will be emperor. Soon.Copy !req
238. And you will be my queen.
- You can't marry your sister.Copy !req
239. You can in Egypt.
- But we're in Rome...Copy !req
240. and you're already promised.Copy !req
241. I know... To Ennia...Copy !req
242. It's only a bird.Copy !req
243. Pflnce?
- Hmm? What is it?Copy !req
244. My wife.Copy !req
245. Ennia.Copy !req
246. Now you are a man, Caligula.
What are you going to do?Copy !req
247. You must be the master
of your own destiny.Copy !req
248. Take it... with both hands.Copy !req
249. Preteens.
Why did you permit him to do it?Copy !req
250. Bind his wrists.Copy !req
251. Bind his wrists.Copy !req
252. You must not go, you
must not leave me.Copy !req
253. You're my friend, my only friend.Copy !req
254. I've lived too long, Tiberius,
I hate my life.Copy !req
255. Leave us.Copy !req
256. Both of you.Copy !req
257. The man to choose the
hour of his own death...Copy !req
258. is the closest he will ever
come to tricking faith.Copy !req
259. And faith decreased
that when you die,Copy !req
260. Macro will kill me.Copy !req
261. I'll arrest him and
have him executed.Copy !req
262. You can't. He controls you.Copy !req
263. Anyway, even if Macro dead,Copy !req
264. how could I go on living
with this reptile?Copy !req
265. You will respect my friend always,
won't you, reptile?Copy !req
266. I've always respected him, Lord.Copy !req
267. You hear?
- Tiberius, you were wise once.Copy !req
268. Ah, don't taunt me. I'm old.
- I watched you go into a monster.Copy !req
269. One by one, I've seen
you murder your family,Copy !req
270. your friends, the
noblest men in Rome.Copy !req
271. That is treason?
- No, it's the truth.Copy !req
272. I and my oath had been
surrounded by enemies.Copy !req
273. My own family and the Senate...
You're cruel.Copy !req
274. You're cruel.Copy !req
275. No, honest old men
can sometimes see the future.Copy !req
276. So, from evils pass
and evils yet to come...Copy !req
277. I now choose to escape.Copy !req
278. So these are your
precautions, Nerva?Copy !req
279. Nerva, what's it like?
- Warm, no pain, just drifting away.Copy !req
280. Do you see her?
- Who?Copy !req
281. The Goddess.
Isis.Copy !req
282. Oh, you're one of
those who believe...Copy !req
283. Do you see her?Copy !req
284. No.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
285. You're almost dead. What's it like?
What's happening to you now?Copy !req
286. Nothing.
- You're lying.Copy !req
287. You can see her.
I know you can. What is she like?Copy !req
288. No... nothing at all...Copy !req
289. just... sleep...Copy !req
290. Liar.Copy !req
291. Since Nerva died, Tiberius has
been brought paralyzed.Copy !req
292. They say he's close to death.
- Tiberius dies, be worse for us.Copy !req
293. Yeah, you love the bastard.
- Take that back.Copy !req
294. Prince. The physician Charicles.Copy !req
295. How is the Emperor?
How long will he last?Copy !req
296. Well, it could happen any moment,Copy !req
297. but with care he might
last a year or so.Copy !req
298. I can smell death...Copy !req
299. but whose?Copy !req
300. Don't worry. He can do
nothing without me.Copy !req
301. So these poor
unfortunate creatures...Copy !req
302. thought...Copy !req
303. and where are they?Copy !req
304. No, Macro. He's
planning something.Copy !req
305. You'll be emperor, soon.Copy !req
306. You swear.
- I sw...Copy !req
307. I swear.Copy !req
308. Leave.
Everyone leave.Copy !req
309. Tiberius.Copy !req
310. Tiberius.Copy !req
311. Caligula?Copy !req
312. Lord.Copy !req
313. Give me my ring.Copy !req
314. No.
- Yes.Copy !req
315. You... do not dare.Copy !req
316. Pflnce.Copy !req
317. You do not dare.Copy !req
318. Hail, Caesar.Copy !req
319. Hail, Caesar.Copy !req
320. I'd get everyone a
symbol and a hope.Copy !req
321. For the announcement.Copy !req
322. Gemellus?Copy !req
323. Gemellus.Copy !req
324. Hail, Caesar.Copy !req
325. Gemellus. We are alone.Copy !req
326. We must love each other.Copy !req
327. Rest, Tiberius Caesar.Copy !req
328. Hail, Caligula Caesar.Copy !req
329. It's just like the dream.Copy !req
330. It's only his mask.
You are Caesar now.Copy !req
331. Caesar.Copy !req
332. Caesar, Emperor of Rome,
lord of the world.Copy !req
333. Lord of the world...Copy !req
334. I liked this dream.Copy !req
335. At the...Copy !req
336. At the insistence of the Senate
and the people of Rome...Copy !req
337. I accept... humbly...Copy !req
338. the highest office
of our great republic.Copy !req
339. Our great republic.Copy !req
340. Where's the onion?
Give me the onion.Copy !req
341. Now beloved Tiberius was dying...Copy !req
342. To the Tiber with Tiberius.
- Yes. Yes.Copy !req
343. Throw him to the river.
- Yes. Yes.Copy !req
344. Tiberius. Throw him.
Throw him to the dark.Copy !req
345. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
346. Today we begin a new era.Copy !req
347. I grant a general amnesty.Copy !req
348. Hail.
- Hail. Hail. Hail.Copy !req
349. Caesar. Caesar.
Caesar. Caesar. Caesar.Copy !req
350. Caesar. Caesar.
Caesar. Caesar. Caesar.Copy !req
351. Silence.
- Caesar. Caesar.Copy !req
352. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar.Copy !req
353. Silence.
- Caesar. Caesar.Copy !req
354. Great Caesar is not finished.Copy !req
355. As my fellow counsel,Copy !req
356. the Senate and the
people of Rome...Copy !req
357. have wisely chosen
my loved uncle Claudius.Copy !req
358. Hail, Cladius.Copy !req
359. Take your place
beside me, Claudius.Copy !req
360. Ceasar Caligola...
- Take your place...Copy !req
361. I mean Calisus...Copy !req
362. I here with adopt as
my son and heir...Copy !req
363. the Prince Gemellus.Copy !req
364. Come forth, Prince.
- Hail, Gemellus.Copy !req
365. From this moment,
all official oaths...Copy !req
366. will contain the following phrase:..Copy !req
367. 'I will value neither my life,
nor the lives of my children...'Copy !req
368. '... any more highly
than I do the Emperor.'Copy !req
369. Hail. Hail. Hail.Copy !req
370. 'And of his sister, Drusilla.'Copy !req
371. Hail Drusilla.
- Hail Caligola.Copy !req
372. We must be careful of him.Copy !req
373. Oh, Claudius?
- No, Gemellus.Copy !req
374. Oh, yes. Gemellus.Copy !req
375. Did you see their
faces when I told 'emCopy !req
376. I had to swear not only to me?Copy !req
377. But to you?Copy !req
378. They were appalled.Copy !req
379. I do hope so.
- But is it wise?Copy !req
380. I can do...Copy !req
381. anything I like...Copy !req
382. to anyone.
- Well, don't start with me.Copy !req
383. Who do you suggest?Copy !req
384. Get out. Out.Copy !req
385. Who?
- Why not start with Macro?Copy !req
386. Macro?
- Yes.Copy !req
387. Before he controls you
as he controlled Tiberius.Copy !req
388. Superb. It's bright, Macro.
Superb.Copy !req
389. Fetch me Gemellus.
- What? Here?Copy !req
390. Yes, here. Now.Copy !req
391. Charicles.
- My Lord?Copy !req
392. Stand here.Copy !req
393. I want to bonus for my guards.Copy !req
394. Oh, but Caesar,
that's not possible.Copy !req
395. All things that happen
are possible, Longinus.Copy !req
396. Make the impossible happen,
then it'd be possible. Logical?Copy !req
397. How, Caesar? The
deficit, you see, is...Copy !req
398. Look, how much is my purse?Copy !req
399. Well, Lord, that is as
much as you may require.Copy !req
400. Oh, good.Copy !req
401. Ah, Macro.
Would you stand over there?Copy !req
402. Longinus, you here.
- Yes, Caesar.Copy !req
403. Gemellus. I want you to look at
these gentlemen very carefully.Copy !req
404. Take your time and tell me...Copy !req
405. who killed our beloved Tiberius?Copy !req
406. Who killed Tiberius?Copy !req
407. He did. Macro.Copy !req
408. Murderer.Copy !req
409. Arrest him.Copy !req
410. In honor of your new commander,
Chaerea...Copy !req
411. ten gold pieces to every man.Copy !req
412. Hail. Hail. Hail.Copy !req
413. Chaerea, arrest Macro.
- Guards, arrest Macro.Copy !req
414. Don't you dare.Copy !req
415. Forgive me, Caesar...Copy !req
416. Ah, Caerea.Copy !req
417. Two senators beg to see you.Copy !req
418. They have a disputable land.Copy !req
419. And they wait your judgment.
- Ah, bring them in.Copy !req
420. Bring them in.Copy !req
421. I'm interesting all there is Rome,
even down to the land of the Toga.Copy !req
422. Amnar.Copy !req
423. Caesar, I must complain
about the vow...Copy !req
424. Give me the documents.Copy !req
425. Guilty.
- Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
426. Don't thank.
Justice must always be impartial.Copy !req
427. It is so, Chaerea. Is it?
- Yes.Copy !req
428. You may go.Copy !req
429. Ennia.Copy !req
430. You look beautiful.Copy !req
431. Is it good for growing hair?Copy !req
432. We'll be married soon.
Divorce will only take a few days.Copy !req
433. I think we should move.
- Move? Where?Copy !req
434. Alexandria, say.Copy !req
435. To Egypt?Copy !req
436. Yeah.Copy !req
437. What do you think?Copy !req
438. I'd hate to leave Rome.
I mean, the Senate...Copy !req
439. No, no, Ennia. I am Rome.
Wherever I am, Rome is.Copy !req
440. There is the Senate
and the people of Rome.Copy !req
441. You don't make me laugh.
The way you say that.Copy !req
442. Ah, Longinus.
- Forgive us, Caesar.Copy !req
443. Longinus, is it done?Copy !req
444. The Senate has
sentenced him to death.Copy !req
445. The commission.Copy !req
446. Chaerea, I now officially
appoint you...Copy !req
447. commander of my imperial guard.Copy !req
448. But what about Macro?
What happened? Where is he?Copy !req
449. He has been arrested for treason.
- That's impossible.Copy !req
450. Caesar, you know
he worshipped you.Copy !req
451. He made you.Copy !req
452. Nobody made me.
- I... I can't believe it.Copy !req
453. What did he do?Copy !req
454. Ennia. I had to take my destiny,
with my own hands.Copy !req
455. Guards.Copy !req
456. Guards.Copy !req
457. Chaerea. She's to be back.Copy !req
458. I love you.
- To Gal.Copy !req
459. I love you.Copy !req
460. Caligula. How could you do it?
He was your friend.Copy !req
461. He would've done
anything for you.Copy !req
462. Don't send me away.Copy !req
463. I love you.Copy !req
464. Caligula.Copy !req
465. Now at least she doesn't
have to get a divorce.Copy !req
466. But you still have to find
a suitable wife.Copy !req
467. No.Copy !req
468. I'm going to marry you.Copy !req
469. You can't.
We're not Egyptians.Copy !req
470. I know.Copy !req
471. We are much more beautiful.Copy !req
472. Rome is not Egypt.Copy !req
473. And stop looking at yourself
like that.Copy !req
474. Let's go to Egypt then.
- You are a fool.Copy !req
475. Caesar cannot be a fool.
- But he's trying very hard.Copy !req
476. Caesar cannot be a fool.Copy !req
477. Little Boots. They'll
throw you in the Tiber,Copy !req
478. if you temp to move
the government.Copy !req
479. So, you are going to
marry a respectableCopy !req
480. Roman lady of the
senatorial class.Copy !req
481. No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
482. You've got to have an heir.Copy !req
483. Who will kill me
when he grows up.Copy !req
484. The priestess of Isis are meeting
at my house tonight.Copy !req
485. You want me to
marry one of them?Copy !req
486. Yes.Copy !req
487. No.Copy !req
488. Yes.Copy !req
489. No.Copy !req
490. Yes.Copy !req
491. I wonder what I should wear.Copy !req
492. When just the performance
for almighty Caesar?Copy !req
493. Don't be disgusting.Copy !req
494. But I'm being practical.
If I'm to chose a wife,Copy !req
495. I want to see what I'm within.Copy !req
496. Logic.Copy !req
497. Out that one looks
rather interesting.Copy !req
498. Livia? Oh, she's
taken. She's to marryCopy !req
499. Proculus, one of your officers.Copy !req
500. I'll send him to Spain.Copy !req
501. She's a virgin. Very boring.
Not your style.Copy !req
502. That will be my wife.
- Oh, no. Not Caesonia.Copy !req
503. Oh. You're impossible.Copy !req
504. She's the most mysterious
woman in Rome.Copy !req
505. Perfect.Copy !req
506. Caesonia's been divorced.
She's extravagant. Always in debt.Copy !req
507. I want her.
- But not for a wife.Copy !req
508. Send her to me now.Copy !req
509. No, Little Boots. I
won't let you do it.Copy !req
510. It wouldn't be wise.Copy !req
511. Yes.Copy !req
512. Such as the will of the senate
and the people of Rome.Copy !req
513. You're very convincing
as a priestess, Caesar.Copy !req
514. And you...
as a sacrificial lamb, Caesonia.Copy !req
515. I told Caesonia that
I would marry her.Copy !req
516. Don't...Copy !req
517. Ah, but only after
she's born me a son.Copy !req
518. How will you ever know it's yours?Copy !req
519. Don't worry.
I've got her very well guarded.Copy !req
520. Can you be sure one of the guards
will be the father?Copy !req
521. They're all homosexuals
who have been castrated.Copy !req
522. If only all Rome had just one neck.Copy !req
523. Is that the officer
Livia's going to marry with?Copy !req
524. Yes. Proculus.Copy !req
525. Proculus.Copy !req
526. Longinus...
- Caesar?Copy !req
527. you see this young officer
over here? Proculus?Copy !req
528. Yeah?Copy !req
529. Caligula Caesar,
Emperor of Rome.Copy !req
530. Hail.
- Hail.Copy !req
531. And the lady Drusilla
and the lady Caesonia.Copy !req
532. And the lady Drusilla
and the lady Caesonia.Copy !req
533. Hail.
- Hail.Copy !req
534. Are we late?
- No, Caesar.Copy !req
535. You forgive us.Copy !req
536. Was the ceremony beautiful?
The augury is good?Copy !req
537. Yes, Caesar.
- Splendid.Copy !req
538. You are very gracious to come.Copy !req
539. You are a Roman hero.Copy !req
540. Caesar.Copy !req
541. I shall now bestow...Copy !req
542. the special blessings
of almighty Casear...Copy !req
543. upon this...Copy !req
544. —happy union.Copy !req
545. Which way is the
secret marriage bed?Copy !req
546. Ah. The kitchen.
Oh, this will have to do.Copy !req
547. See you later.Copy !req
548. Little Boots.Copy !req
549. I thought you didn't like virgins.Copy !req
550. I've never known any.Copy !req
551. That is correct, Caesonia?Copy !req
552. And now for Caesar's wedding gift.Copy !req
553. What a delicious bride.Copy !req
554. Take off that robe.Copy !req
555. Splendid.Copy !req
556. Is she really a virgin, Proculus?
- Yes, Caesar.Copy !req
557. One can never be quite sure.Copy !req
558. Open your eyes, Livia.Copy !req
559. Lucky girl. To lose once virginity...Copy !req
560. to a direct descent
of the goddess Venus.Copy !req
561. L.-Copy !req
562. Caligula Caesar...Copy !req
563. command...Copy !req
564. Open your eyes, Proculus.Copy !req
565. command in the
name of the Senate...Copy !req
566. open 'em.Copy !req
567. the Senate and
the people of Rome.Copy !req
568. She really was a virgin.Copy !req
569. Are you?Copy !req
570. Well? Are you?Copy !req
571. No, Caesar.
- No?Copy !req
572. Well, Isis won't like that. One law...Copy !req
573. for woman, one for
man. That's no fair.Copy !req
574. Come on.
Off with your clothes.Copy !req
575. Splendid.Copy !req
576. I like your nice
bushy hair, Proculus.Copy !req
577. Caesar. I beg you.
- So sit up.Copy !req
578. I think you were lying to me.Copy !req
579. You're a virgin, too.Copy !req
580. L.-Copy !req
581. Caligula Caesar...Copy !req
582. command...
in the name of the Senate...Copy !req
583. Open your eyes, Livia.Copy !req
584. and the people of Rome...Copy !req
585. You see how I exhausted myself
to make your wedding holy.Copy !req
586. My blessings to you both.Copy !req
587. Gemellus.Copy !req
588. Caligula.Copy !req
589. Caligula.Copy !req
590. Gemellus.Copy !req
591. Jupiter loves me.Copy !req
592. Drusilla.Copy !req
593. He's trying to kill me.
- Who, Little Boots?Copy !req
594. Gemellus. I saw him. He ran away.
Wants me dead.Copy !req
595. Now... now, Little Boots.Copy !req
596. Now you'll be alright.Copy !req
597. Now...Copy !req
598. Hail, Caesar.Copy !req
599. Hail.
- Hail, Caesar.Copy !req
600. All hail Ceasar's
beautiful horse, lncitartus.Copy !req
601. Hail the most honorable lncitartus.Copy !req
602. Hail, lncitartus.Copy !req
603. There's Gemellus over there.
Watch him.Copy !req
604. Chop chop, dear uncle, chop chop.Copy !req
605. I want your honest advise.Copy !req
606. Shall I make myself king of Rome?Copy !req
607. King?
Well, but this is republic, isn't it?Copy !req
608. Very well, then.Copy !req
609. I shall make myself
king of the republic.Copy !req
610. But you're already greater
than any king, Caesar.Copy !req
611. I am a god.Copy !req
612. Or at least I will be when I'm dead.Copy !req
613. Gemellus, try one of these morels.
Gemellus.Copy !req
614. What's that smell?
- What smell, Caesar?Copy !req
615. What have you been taking?Copy !req
616. Just a medicine. A bit
to drop off the fever.Copy !req
617. Did you give him
medicine for the fever?Copy !req
618. Well...Copy !req
619. Yes or no?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
620. Gemellus. Are you accusing your
sovereign for being a poisoner?Copy !req
621. But I never accused you, Caesar.Copy !req
622. You took an antidote
before coming to my table.Copy !req
623. Which is tend to mount
for accusing me poisoning you.Copy !req
624. That is awkward, isn't it?Copy !req
625. Caligula.Copy !req
626. Chaerea.Copy !req
627. Arrest Gemellus...Copy !req
628. for treason.Copy !req
629. Guards. Take him away.Copy !req
630. No.Copy !req
631. No.Copy !req
632. No.Copy !req
633. No, please.Copy !req
634. As if there ever could be
an antidote against Caesar.Copy !req
635. Drusilla.Copy !req
636. Why are you so
concerned for him?Copy !req
637. I'm not concerned for him.Copy !req
638. But for you.
- He knows about Tiberius.Copy !req
639. He's a threat to me.
- He's not. He's not even your heir.Copy !req
640. Caesonia now carries your child.Copy !req
641. Gemellus will die.
- You amateur.Copy !req
642. Amateur?Copy !req
643. And they weren't even poisoned.Copy !req
644. Caesar.Copy !req
645. Well done.Copy !req
646. What will you do to her?
What she said was treason.Copy !req
647. I decide what is treason, not you.Copy !req
648. Dance.Copy !req
649. Dance?
- Yes.Copy !req
650. And what about your son?Copy !req
651. Show lncitartus your new dance.Copy !req
652. My son...Copy !req
653. he will dance with you.Copy !req
654. Music.Copy !req
655. You are... beautiful...Copy !req
656. Drusil...Copy !req
657. beautiful.Copy !req
658. We are all alone...Copy !req
659. Drusil.Copy !req
660. He's going to kill me.
- No.Copy !req
661. He can't kill me.Copy !req
662. The fever must be at soothe.
- He's going to kill me.Copy !req
663. What if it doesn't?
- He's going to kill me.Copy !req
664. He's going to kill me.Copy !req
665. Drusilla.Copy !req
666. Drusilla.Copy !req
667. He's going to kill me.Copy !req
668. He's going to kill...Copy !req
669. me.Copy !req
670. Drusilla.Copy !req
671. Tell you...Copy !req
672. I love you.Copy !req
673. Where is my sister?
- She's coming.Copy !req
674. I'm here, Little Boots.Copy !req
675. Drusilla...Copy !req
676. I'm dying.
- You are not.Copy !req
677. I must...Copy !req
678. make my will.Copy !req
679. Don't talk. Sleep.Copy !req
680. Longinus.
I want Longinus.Copy !req
681. Take my horse to his own bed.Copy !req
682. He's a monster.Copy !req
683. Even so, it's better that
he doesn't die this time.Copy !req
684. I don't see, why?
- The people love him.Copy !req
685. There could be more revolutions,
civil chaos, if he dies.Copy !req
686. It looks as if he's claimed
to die anyway.Copy !req
687. Longinus?Copy !req
688. You call for me, Caesar?Copy !req
689. My will.Copy !req
690. Here with to my beloved Drusilla...Copy !req
691. the Roman Empire...Copy !req
692. title of Augusta...Copy !req
693. my little boots.Copy !req
694. Little boo...Copy !req
695. He's sleepy.Copy !req
696. No, he's not.Copy !req
697. Drusilla.Copy !req
698. Why do I get angry with you?Copy !req
699. Why do we always argue?Copy !req
700. You can't help it.Copy !req
701. We'll never quarrel again.Copy !req
702. Oh, yes, we will.Copy !req
703. Don't let me die.Copy !req
704. My lady. You must not touch him.
The fever is contagious.Copy !req
705. Sleep. You're safe now.
Drusilla's here.Copy !req
706. I offer my life,Copy !req
707. if Jupiter will only
spare our beloved Emperor.Copy !req
708. Jupiter accepts your offer.
- Hmm?Copy !req
709. Execute him.Copy !req
710. The fever is breaking.Copy !req
711. Do you hear that, Little Boots?
You're going to live.Copy !req
712. Drusilla tells me that
I've been neglecting...Copy !req
713. my work. So I recalled for duty.Copy !req
714. Your signature
and seal is required, lord.Copy !req
715. I, Caligula Caesar,
command in the name...Copy !req
716. of the Senate and
the people of Rome.Copy !req
717. I, Caligula Caesar,
command in the name of the...Copy !req
718. Senate... and...Copy !req
719. people of Rome.Copy !req
720. I, Caligula Caesar,
command in the name...Copy !req
721. of the Senate and
the people of Rome.Copy !req
722. I, Caligula Caesar,
command in the name...Copy !req
723. of the Senate and
the people of Rome.Copy !req
724. I, Caligula Caesar,
command in the name...Copy !req
725. of the Senate and
the people of Rome.Copy !req
726. I, Caligula Caesar,
command in the name...Copy !req
727. of the Senate and
the people of Rome.Copy !req
728. I, Caligula Caesar,
command in the name...Copy !req
729. of the Senate and
the people of Rome.Copy !req
730. I, Caligula Caesar,
command in the name...Copy !req
731. of the Senate and
the people of Rome.Copy !req
732. Rome, Rome, Caesar, Caesar,Copy !req
733. Rome, Rome, rubbish,
rubbish, rubbish.Copy !req
734. I, Caligula Caesar,
command in the name...Copy !req
735. of the Senate and
the people of Rome.Copy !req
736. No wonder life's so dull.Copy !req
737. Yes, lord... oh... no,
lord... and don't...Copy !req
738. Let's see if Proculus
can liven things up for us.Copy !req
739. Proculus.Copy !req
740. Do you know that his wife is
expecting her first child?Copy !req
741. We're not quite sure
who the father is.Copy !req
742. Him or... God.Copy !req
743. Divine Caesar, please.
What have I done?Copy !req
744. Why am I here?Copy !req
745. Treason.
- I've always been loyal to you.Copy !req
746. That is your treason.Copy !req
747. You're an honest man, Proculus,
which means of bad Roman.Copy !req
748. Therefore you're a traitor.Copy !req
749. Logical, hmm?Copy !req
750. Now you must die like Gemellus.Copy !req
751. Like all moles failed Rome.Copy !req
752. Now slowly, very slowly.Copy !req
753. I want him to feel death.
I want him to smell death.Copy !req
754. Now. What does it
feel like, Proculus?Copy !req
755. Can you see the
great goddess Isis?Copy !req
756. What does she say?Copy !req
757. Reptile.Copy !req
758. Make a note of this.Copy !req
759. I said slowly, you fool.Copy !req
760. Lucky boy.
To off escaped me so easily.Copy !req
761. Longinus. Reptile.Copy !req
762. Cut off those and
send them to Livia...Copy !req
763. as a souvenir of their great love.Copy !req
764. Caesar says, 'Cut them off.'Copy !req
765. And now send the rest to Livia.Copy !req
766. Curtain.Copy !req
767. Child's head...Copy !req
768. has just appeared.Copy !req
769. Is he alive?
- Yes, Caesar.Copy !req
770. My lords.
I'm now to be married to Caesonia.Copy !req
771. The mother of my son,
Caligula Germanicus.Copy !req
772. Caligula. Caesonia.Copy !req
773. Ring, ring. Give me the ring.Copy !req
774. You are now wife, mother
and emperess of Rome.Copy !req
775. It's a girl.Copy !req
776. It's a girl.Copy !req
777. It is not a girl.
Did you not hear Caesar say?Copy !req
778. I heard the voice of Caesar,
but your daughter did not.Copy !req
779. I should've waited, shouldn't I?
- There will be other children.Copy !req
780. Longinus.
- Caesar?Copy !req
781. One month of free games
and a gold coin to every Roman...Copy !req
782. to celebrate the birth of my son.Copy !req
783. My son... Julia Drusilla.Copy !req
784. Julia Drusilla.Copy !req
785. Drusilla?Copy !req
786. Drusilla.Copy !req
787. The fever.
- Drusilla.Copy !req
788. The fever.Copy !req
789. Drusilla.Copy !req
790. I'm here...Copy !req
791. it's your Little Boots.Copy !req
792. It's your Little Boots.Copy !req
793. Do something.Copy !req
794. I am doing everything I...
I can, Caesar.Copy !req
795. I swear.
But the fever must take its course.Copy !req
796. Great Isis. Save her.Copy !req
797. Take me.Copy !req
798. Caesar begs you,
o mighty goddess.Copy !req
799. Caesar.Copy !req
800. Drusilla?Copy !req
801. Get out. Get out.
Go on. Get out. Get out.Copy !req
802. Get out. Go on.
Out. Out. Out.Copy !req
803. Drusilla.Copy !req
804. Almighty mother...Copy !req
805. You...Copy !req
806. I begged you...Copy !req
807. Caesar begs you...Copy !req
808. We, Caius Caesar
Caligula, do decree...Copy !req
809. one month puclic mourning...Copy !req
810. for our beloved sister, Drusilla.Copy !req
811. During which time
anyone who laughs,Copy !req
812. baths, dines with his
parents or children...Copy !req
813. or has intercourse
will be sentenced to death.Copy !req
814. Such as the will of the Senate
and the people of Rome.Copy !req
815. Hello.Copy !req
816. Come on, darling.Copy !req
817. Caligula has finished.Copy !req
818. Nestor restores the imperial heirs.Copy !req
819. The slaves of Rome.Copy !req
820. The people.Copy !req
821. The army.Copy !req
822. The tribune of the people.Copy !req
823. The Senate.Copy !req
824. And great and supreme...
the Emperor.Copy !req
825. Hail.Copy !req
826. And I am...
the lady Drusilla, his sister.Copy !req
827. Let's make love once again,
brother Nestor.Copy !req
828. No. No.Copy !req
829. Stop.Copy !req
830. Stop.Copy !req
831. No. Stop.Copy !req
832. Another drunk.Copy !req
833. Do you have any news of him?Copy !req
834. According to one report,
he's gone to Egypt.Copy !req
835. And according to
the other reports?Copy !req
836. Well...Copy !req
837. to Greece...Copy !req
838. another, Persia...Copy !req
839. to Carthage
and another again, to Gal.Copy !req
840. And where do you think he is?Copy !req
841. He could be anywhere.
- No.Copy !req
842. He's here in Rome.Copy !req
843. He's testing us.Copy !req
844. Get off.Copy !req
845. I have existed from the
morning of the world,Copy !req
846. and I shall exist until the
last star falls from the night.Copy !req
847. Although I have taken the form ofCopy !req
848. Gaius Caligula, I am
all men as I am no man.Copy !req
849. Therefore I am...Copy !req
850. a god.Copy !req
851. I shall wait for the unanimous
decision of the Senate.Copy !req
852. All those who say aye...Copy !req
853. say 'Aye.'Copy !req
854. Aye.Copy !req
855. Aye.Copy !req
856. Aye.
- Aye.Copy !req
857. Aye.
- Aye.Copy !req
858. Aye. Aye. Aye.Copy !req
859. Aye. Aye. Aye.Copy !req
860. He's a god now.Copy !req
861. Aye. Aye. Aye.Copy !req
862. Baa.Copy !req
863. Baa.
- Baa.Copy !req
864. Baa.
- Baa.Copy !req
865. Baa.
- Baa.Copy !req
866. Baa.
- Baa.Copy !req
867. Baa.
- Baa.Copy !req
868. Baa.
- Baa.Copy !req
869. Baa.
- Baa.Copy !req
870. Baa.
- Baa.Copy !req
871. Baa.
- Baa.Copy !req
872. The period of
mourning is now over.Copy !req
873. He's mad.Copy !req
874. Enjoy yourself.Copy !req
875. Take care.Copy !req
876. Now the fun begins.Copy !req
877. But... ah...
are you going to enjoy it as well?Copy !req
878. I don't know.
Should we ask them?Copy !req
879. Longinus.Copy !req
880. Ah, Longinus.
My financial wizard.Copy !req
881. We have a question for you.Copy !req
882. Who're the richest men in Rome?Copy !req
883. Who?Copy !req
884. The pimps.Copy !req
885. Question number two.Copy !req
886. Who are the most lascivious sluts
in all of Rome?Copy !req
887. Who?Copy !req
888. The senators' wives.Copy !req
889. So, an imperial brothel.
A most logical...Copy !req
890. way to balance the state budget.Copy !req
891. As you can see,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
892. we have gone to great expense...Copy !req
893. to bring you the finest flesh
in our empire.Copy !req
894. Five gold pieces.Copy !req
895. Only five gold pieces for each
and every twenty minutes.Copy !req
896. And that's a bargain.Copy !req
897. Look at them.
Aren't they beautiful?Copy !req
898. The most lascivious ladies of the
Roman Empire have come today...Copy !req
899. to perform their patriotic
beauties for all.Copy !req
900. For a mere five gold pieces.Copy !req
901. All with them,
that they will welcome you well.Copy !req
902. Follow for all the
imperial bungalow...Copy !req
903. and better make
your choice of the...Copy !req
904. finest treasure of the Empire.Copy !req
905. Just five gold pieces for each
and every twenty minutes.Copy !req
906. And that's a bargain,
because most of the...Copy !req
907. women here are respectable,
married ladies.Copy !req
908. Senators' wives.
Whores of plainest reputation.Copy !req
909. I'll have to work out a special
rate for you.Copy !req
910. Greetings.
Flavia, come.Copy !req
911. Don't waste time. Our senators'
wives are not merely beautiful...Copy !req
912. like their husbands,
they are insatiable.Copy !req
913. And for only five gold pieces,
took any one of you.Copy !req
914. Do the wives of golden juice
come on you.Copy !req
915. Take their wives, use them,
confuse them.Copy !req
916. Do as you will with them.Copy !req
917. They are yours. Just
yours for only five.Copy !req
918. Five gold pieces.Copy !req
919. Hairy nipples.Copy !req
920. Senator Marcellus.Copy !req
921. Your wife will scare
our customers away.Copy !req
922. Try help walnuts.Copy !req
923. Hey, you over there.
Don't pinch yourself.Copy !req
924. The more that you give,
the more they will bite you.Copy !req
925. How many enjoying the skills
perfected by our senators' ladies...Copy !req
926. while their husbands
left in the Senate?Copy !req
927. Only five gold pieces.Copy !req
928. Five.Copy !req
929. Senators' wives...Copy !req
930. for a blameless reputation.Copy !req
931. He's making customs using
all our wives and daughters.Copy !req
932. Humaliating the Senate
and defending the army.Copy !req
933. That's why the people love him.Copy !req
934. Longinus. You're
not having any fun.Copy !req
935. Enjoy yourself.Copy !req
936. What is your preference?
- Everything and nothing, Caesar.Copy !req
937. You can't have both
for the same price.Copy !req
938. He's provoking you.
- Only me? Huh.Copy !req
939. He's mad.
He doesn't know what he's doing.Copy !req
940. He knows what he's doing
perfectly well.Copy !req
941. Give him enough rope... perhaps...
- He'll hang us all.Copy !req
942. We also have a few
very sappier ladies here today.Copy !req
943. You may slash them
or may bind them.Copy !req
944. Five gold pieces to buy you both.Copy !req
945. For five gold pieces.Copy !req
946. Can't you stop bothering
for just a few moments?Copy !req
947. Chaerea.Copy !req
948. I hear you have a
taste for little boys.Copy !req
949. Is that not so?
- No, Caesar. Big boys.Copy !req
950. My soldiers.
- Are they ready?Copy !req
951. Yes, Caesar.Copy !req
952. Perfect.Copy !req
953. We sail for Britain.Copy !req
954. He will not go again.Copy !req
955. We're only a few
has marched from Rome.Copy !req
956. And what new madness is this?Copy !req
957. Mars tells me we will
enjoy a great victory.Copy !req
958. Ah, Chaerea.
- Caesar?Copy !req
959. Are we prepared for the invasion?Copy !req
960. Yes, Caesar...Copy !req
961. _.. or1lY—Copy !req
962. Only what?Copy !req
963. Where is Britain?
- Where?Copy !req
964. There.Copy !req
965. Ah, yes, lord, there...Copy !req
966. but... eh...
there is no enemy.Copy !req
967. There is papyrus cane.Copy !req
968. Papyrus cane, Divine Caesar?
- Yes, papyrus.Copy !req
969. Don't be so stupid, Chaerea.Copy !req
970. Order my army to attack
and destroy that papyrus.Copy !req
971. Yes, lord.Copy !req
972. After all, we must have some proof
that I have conquered Britain.Copy !req
973. War.Copy !req
974. Kill.Copy !req
975. While all of you were
living safely here in Rome...Copy !req
976. your beloved emperor
was risking his life...Copy !req
977. to preserve and
enlarge the Empire.Copy !req
978. I've heard rumors that the Senate...Copy !req
979. doesn't believe that I
ever went to Britain.Copy !req
980. No. No, lord.Copy !req
981. But I did conquer Britain,
and I have a hundred...Copy !req
982. thousand papyrus
canes to prove it.Copy !req
983. Hail, Caligula Caesar.
- Hail, Caesar.Copy !req
984. Hail, Caligula the Conquerer.
- Hail. Hail. Hail.Copy !req
985. Better be careful,
he's in a strange mood tonight.Copy !req
986. Caligula.Copy !req
987. They hate you now.Copy !req
988. Let them hate me. So
long as they fear me.Copy !req
989. They are senators and consuls.
They are important men.Copy !req
990. So important that
they prove all I do?Copy !req
991. They must be mad.Copy !req
992. I don't know what else to do
to revolt them.Copy !req
993. Great victory.Copy !req
994. In Britain.Copy !req
995. And now...Copy !req
996. the booties captured
during this great campaign.Copy !req
997. Fish.Copy !req
998. Mullet, blenny and salmon.Copy !req
999. Oysters...Copy !req
1000. and beautiful pink pearls.Copy !req
1001. From the blue seas
and silver rivers of Britain.Copy !req
1002. Gained from the green forests
and golden holms of Britain...Copy !req
1003. swell pheasants,
lovesome geese.Copy !req
1004. Cowards.Copy !req
1005. Crawl. Crawl. Crawl.Copy !req
1006. I hate them.Copy !req
1007. Almighty Caesar says...Copy !req
1008. to balance the state budget...Copy !req
1009. we shall confiscate
the entire estates...Copy !req
1010. of all those who have failed Rome.Copy !req
1011. Read out your list, Longinus.Copy !req
1012. Senators Galva,
Aponius, Marcellus,Copy !req
1013. Antonius, Cassius...Copy !req
1014. Chaerea.Copy !req
1015. They have failed me.
Arrest them.Copy !req
1016. Lepidus...Copy !req
1017. Sextus and Octavius.Copy !req
1018. Guards. Arrest them.Copy !req
1019. Almighty Caesar says...Copy !req
1020. finish your dinner.Copy !req
1021. Eat.Copy !req
1022. He must be done soon.Copy !req
1023. Watch Chaerea.
- Why?Copy !req
1024. The omens are not good.Copy !req
1025. Be on your guard.Copy !req
1026. I think he intends to kill me.Copy !req
1027. What is amusing, Caesar?Copy !req
1028. Just a thought.Copy !req
1029. May I ask what thought?Copy !req
1030. Is it true that there is a conspiracy
against me, Longinus?Copy !req
1031. Eh... well, lord... that is... I mean...Copy !req
1032. It seems there is a secret plot.Copy !req
1033. A plot is always a secret,
if it's not a secret,Copy !req
1034. not a plot or a plan.Copy !req
1035. That is logical, is it not, Claudius?Copy !req
1036. Even a half-wit can know that
and you are a half-wit.Copy !req
1037. Half of me is, Caesar.Copy !req
1038. The situation's gone too far.Copy !req
1039. He's muffed the guards,
overruled the...Copy !req
1040. government and insulted
the best friends of Rome.Copy !req
1041. Yes, the Senate counts for
nothing anymore.Copy !req
1042. No one is safe from him.Copy !req
1043. He's a tyrant.
- Then what can we do?Copy !req
1044. There's only one solution.Copy !req
1045. If Caligula ought to die...
- It could happen.Copy !req
1046. You need to sleep.Copy !req
1047. I think I shall resign myself
to living forever.Copy !req
1048. I hope you do.Copy !req
1049. I am going bald.Copy !req
1050. No, you're not.Copy !req
1051. You've never been able
to face the facts, have you?Copy !req
1052. The facts? Yes, my lord.
Can you?Copy !req
1053. I need some sleep.Copy !req
1054. I need you.Copy !req
1055. Psst. Are you ready?Copy !req
1056. Will you speak your
lying sister Isis?Copy !req
1057. Long have I wondered
in the land of men...Copy !req
1058. in search of you, brother Osiris.Copy !req
1059. I have been killed
and cut in two bits.Copy !req
1060. You put my pieces together,
bringing back life...Copy !req
1061. with a kiss.Copy !req
1062. There goes our blood.Copy !req
1063. It doesn't matter.
It's only a show.Copy !req
1064. I can't get it right.
- No, Caesar. Look, like that.Copy !req
1065. Hello, precious.Copy !req
1066. Have you been a good girl?Copy !req
1067. Don't you think she looks
beautiful in my costume?Copy !req
1068. She's even wearing my little boots.
- Cause you like her power.Copy !req
1069. My little... boots.Copy !req
1070. She's serious.Copy !req
1071. Going to be dressed
like you today.Copy !req
1072. Password?Copy !req
1073. Scotch him.Copy !req
1074. So be it.Copy !req
1075. 'H...Copy !req
1076. live...Copy !req
1077. live...Copy !req
1078. Come on.Copy !req
1079. Hail, Claudius Caesar.Copy !req
1080. Hail, Claudius Caesar.
- Hail, Claudius.Copy !req
1081. Hail, Claudius.
- Claudius, hail.Copy !req
1082. Hail, Claudius Caesar.Copy !req
1083. Hail.Copy !req