Cadet Kelly (2002)

1. HEY,

2. THAT HAVE TO BE TOLD,

3. WOULD BE ONE OF THEM.

4. YAY!

5. DANCE OF FAMILY.

6. AND I COULDN'T HAVE

7. FRIEND KELLY.

8. YES. OH.

9. OH, AMANDA, THAT WAS, UH,

10. THAT WAS FABULOUS.

11. YOU KNOW, I, UM...

12. OOP. OOP.

13. OF NATURE VERSUS, UM, NURTURE.

14. KELLY, HOW'S YOUR FAMILY PROJECT GOING?

15. OH. WELL, I'VE DECIDED TO DO A VIDEO DOCUMENTARY.

16. OH. WEREN'T YOU GOING TO WRITE A SHORT STORY?

17. WELL, THAT WAS BEFORE SCULPTURE GARDEN.

18. HI, DAD!

19. OOH. AAH!

20. YOU KNOW, I'VE DECIDED

21. THE WAY THE FAMILY REALLY WORKS.

22. I'VE DECIDED TO CALL IT LA FAMILIA.

23. A FILM BY KELLY COLLINS.

24. THAT'S GREAT.

25. I KNOW.

26. TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING, DAD.

27. CHAD,

28. SUDAN,

29. AND OVER TO MYANMAR.

30. AND THEN THAILAND.

31. I'M GONNA MISS YOU, DAD.

32. ME, TOO, HONEY,

33. BUT I'LL HAVE ALL THE TIME.

34. DIRTY WATER HOTDOGS!

35. DAD, I SO NEED ONE!

36. HAS TO OFFER.

37. DAD. MY FAMILY.

38. DIVORCED. ALONE,

39. YET HAVING A TERRIFIC TIME.

40. HE KNOWS HE HAS ME, THE LIGHT OF HIS LIFE.

41. OOH. OH, I GOTTA GET YOU BACK.

42. TAXI.

43. TAXI! TAXI! OH.

44. SEE THAT?

45. TO DO EVERYTHING.

46. NO.

47. MMM. NO, I KNOW WHAT THE CONTRACT SAYS,

48. BUT 1,200 PAGES?

49. MOM. A WORKER, A MOTHER.

50. SHE HAS ME, THE LIGHT OF HER LIFE.

51. KELLY.

52. HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

53. THERE'S SUCH A THING AS TOO MUCH OF A CLOSE-UP.

54. CAN I CALL YOU BACK?

55. UH, SOON.

56. THANK YOU. BYE-BYE.

57. THE GENERAL? LOOKS VERY IMPORTANT.

58. HE IS TO ME.

59. THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER,

60. TAKES OFF THE HAT.

61. EX-HUSBAND.

62. EX-WIFE.

63. THAT ONCE EXPLODED.

64. KELLY?

65. WHAT?

66. AS GENTLY AS POSSIBLE.

67. KELLY. KELLY.

68. NO, KELLY. KELLY. NO, KELLY!

69. KELLY! KELLY!

70. WHOA.

71. AAH! N-N-NO! AAH!

72. OH, MY GOSH!

73. COME ON, YOU GUYS. WE HAVE LIVES TO SAVE.

74. OH. OH. OH.

75. UGH.

76. THE FISHBOWL, HONEY.

77. I MEAN, THE WATER DAMAGE WASN'T THAT BAD.

78. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

79. MOST OF THE FISH.

80. I SAVED THEM ALL,

81. BECAUSE EVERY FISH'S LIFE IS SACRED.

82. MOM, DAD SAYS YOU CAN'T THINK ABOUT ART.

83. IT'S SOMETHING YOU FEEL AND JUST DO.

84. WELL, YOUR FATHER IS A GROWN-UP, SWEETIE.

85. SOMETIMES.

86. OK.

87. IN THIS ENTIRE CITY.

88. THERE'S JOE.

89. HI.

90. HI.

91. MOM AND MAN.

92. THE FIRST ONE SHE'S LIVES SINCE DAD.

93. AAH! AAH!

94. UM...

95. I AM SO SORRY. I'M SO SORRY.

96. OH, ARE YOU OK?

97. YOU KNOW WHAT?

98. YOU CAN CRY IF YOU WANT TO.

99. YOU REALLY CAN.

100. OH, I'M SORRY.

101. OH, THAT'S KIND OF GROSS.

102. TO ASK HOW YOUR NOSE IS?

103. THAN IT FEELS.

104. MOM SAYS SHE'S IN LOVE.

105. I GUESS THAT'S WHY SHE'S ALL PINK AND SMILEY

106. SHE WANTS TO SING.

107. KELLY.

108. HAVEN'T YOU TOLD HIM YET?

109. I THINK HE KNOWS, HON.

110. ACTUALLY, TONIGHT IS A CELEBRATION.

111. WE WANT TO GET MARRIED, SETTLE DOWN.

112. MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WILL, AND I'M ALL FOR IT.

113. UM, HONEY...

114. WE'RE NOT ASKING YOU.

115. WE'RE TELLING YOU.

116. OH.

117. WELL, IN THAT CASE, YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION.

118. I THINK YOU'LL BE GOOD FOR MY MOM,

119. YOU BEING SO...

120. STABLE AND ALL.

121. SHE NEEDS THAT.

122. GLAD YOU APPROVE.

123. THIS SUMMER.

124. I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH.

125. AND I WAS.

126. TERRIFICALLY SAFE,

127. HE WASN'T MUSHY,

128. THE ANSWER TO HIS PRAYERS.

129. UH, WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU?

130. 'CAUSE IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

131. I DON'T CALL YOU ANYTHING BUT "UH..."

132. UH, JOE. SIR.

133. YOUR CHOICE.

134. SIR.

135. HOW ABOUT SIR?

136. MOM AND SIR.

137. I LIKE IT.

138. I AM TOTALLY,

139. THIS RELATIONSHIP WORK,

140. A PART OF OUR FAMILY,

141. YOU'VE GOTTA LEARN HOW TO SLOUCH A LITTLE.

142. I WOULDN'T BE

143. WASN'T GONNA BE GOOD

144. FOR BOTH OF US,

145. FOR ALL OF US.

146. OH, KELLY.

147. I LOVE HIM.

148. LOVE. WOW.

149. I HEAR IT'S GREAT.

150. HONEY, MY WEDDING GOWN.

151. DON'T WORRY. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

152. NOW, HAVE A FUN DAY WITH KELLY,

153. WHAT TOMORROW IS.

154. I WILL TRY.

155. UH, JOE, I'M JUST—

156. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

157. BUT I HAVEN'T TOLD KELLY YET.

158. YOU HAVEN'T?

159. NO.

160. WELL, WE, UH—

161. WE COULD TELL HER TOGETHER.

162. UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?

163. WHY DON'T I TELL HER MYSELF?

164. DEAL.

165. LOVE YOU.

166. MOM, DO YOU REALIZE

167. SINGLE WOMEN TOGETHER?

168. I KNOW.

169. HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

170. HMM.

171. I LIKE IT.

172. IT'S VERY... BRIDAL.

173. AND SLEEP ON YOUR BACK?

174. AW, KEL, I AM SO HAPPY.

175. YOU KNOW, THINGS JUST FEEL RIGHT.

176. I THINK IT'S MORE THAN RIGHT.

177. LOVE, HAPPINESS.

178. POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

179. WELL, UH, I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU THE BEST PART.

180. JOE, UM, HAS A NEW JOB,

181. ONE HE'S ALWAYS WANTED.

182. MMM. GOOD,

183. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LOOKING IN THE WANT ADS,

184. A RETIRED GENERAL.

185. SO, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?

186. GONNA CHANGE, HON.

187. LIKE, I'M GONNA BE DOING A LOT LESS EDITING.

188. WE'LL BE MOVING UPSTATE.

189. I'M GONNA LEARN

190. AND MAYBE EVEN COOK.

191. COOK? WHOA.

192. TAKE IT SLOW, MOM.

193. DID YOU SAY MOVING?

194. WHAT? YES.

195. UH, TO A PLACE THAT HAS NO TAKEOUT.

196. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

197. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. REALLY.

198. MOVING?

199. MOM, WE CAN'T BE MOVING OUT OF NEW YORK.

200. HOTDOGS?

201. OH, DID YOU WANT ONE?

202. NO.

203. OK, KELLY,

204. I PROMISE THAT WE'LL DRIVE INTO THE CITY A LOT.

205. A LOT?

206. WE CAN'T MOVE SO FAR AWAY

207. THAT I CAN'T COMMUTE TO MY SCHOOL.

208. WHERE WE'RE GOING.

209. BUT I LOVE MY SCHOOL, MOM.

210. I LOVE IT.

211. VERY HIGH STANDARDS, HONEY.

212. THE ACADEMICS ARE GREAT.

213. HOW DO YOU KNOW? AND I MEAN REALLY KNOW?

214. WELL, I KNOW, KEL,

215. BE THE PRINCIPAL,

216. ONLY MORE SO.

217. MOM,

218. IN WHAT WAY MORE SO?

219. WELL, HE'S MORE THAN JUST A PRINCIPAL.

220. HE'S LIKE A COMMANDANT.

221. A WHAT?

222. AND IT'S A VERY CARING,

223. MILITARY SCHOOL.

224. MILITARY SCHOOL?

225. NO, NO.

226. ALL AROUND TOGETHER?

227. YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, MOM.

228. I'M NOT GOING.

229. KELLY, WE ARE GONNA BE A FAMILY,

230. LIVE TOGETHER.

231. I MEAN, THE HOUSE IS RIGHT ON THE CAMPUS.

232. YOU'LL BE COMING HOME EVERY WEEKEND.

233. AND I STAY HERE,

234. ANY TIME YOU WANT.

235. I DON'T THINK SO.

236. WITH AMANDA?

237. WON'T EVEN NOTICE.

238. KELLY, YOU'RE TO LEAVE BEHIND,

239. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

240. FAMILIES DON'T LEAVE ANYONE BEHIND.

241. BUT...

242. I'M NOT GOING!

243. PROMISE WE'LL BE BEST FRIENDS, ALWAYS AND FOREVER.

244. I PROMISE. ANYWAY, I'M NOT GOING.

245. AND PROMISE YOU WON'T

246. THAN YOU LIKE IT HERE.

247. NO CHANCE OF THAT.

248. THEY WEAR UNIFORMS.

249. ABOUT MILITARY STRATEGY.

250. THEY SIT IN DESKS.

251. NO.

252. YES.

253. IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING.

254. NOT GOING.

255. I AM NOT GOING.

256. P.A.: WELCOME MILITARY ACADEMY.

257. I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOU MAGGOT!

258. P.A.: ALL CADETS, PLEASE REPORT.

259. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD.

260. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD.

261. HELLO. WHERE CAN I GET A CAFE MOCHA?

262. WE MARRIED.

263. MOTHER IN OUR LIVING ROOM.

264. WHEW.

265. HELLO. I'M CARLA.

266. KELLY.

267. NICE TO MEET YOU.

268. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT HERE, YOU KNOW.

269. I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE

270. ON THE WALLS.

271. AH, WE GOT CAPTAIN STONE AGAIN.

272. YOU KNOW, SHE'S GOING TO DISMEMBER US.

273. WHO'S THIS CAPTAIN STONE, ANYWAY?

274. SHE'S THE MEANEST 16-YEAR-OLD IN AMERICA.

275. SHE'S YOUR SQUAD LEADER.

276. SHE'S THE ONE

277. AND WHEN TO DO IT.

278. THAT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE.

279. WE'VE GOT BRAINS. WE'RE THINKING PEOPLE.

280. NOT AROUND HER, YOU'RE NOT.

281. I HEAR SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD FOR A PET.

282. SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA BE

283. AGAIN THIS YEAR.

284. BRAD?

285. WHAT'S A BRAD?

286. HE'S THE BEST-LOOKING, MOST PERFECT BOY AROUND.

287. TO SCHOOL HERE?

288. WHY NOT ME?

289. IN ANY OF YOU GUYS.

290. YEAH, RIGHT.

291. I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU.

292. IT'S NOT REGULATION.

293. IT'S JUST A BLANKET.

294. IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GONNA SEE BUT US.

295. IS BY THE BOOK.

296. FOR THE WARNING, CARLA,

297. BUT I'D REALLY LIKE

298. AROUND HERE.

299. Older girl: 10, HUT!

300. I'M SORRY.

301. SNATCH THIS RATTY, OLD THING AWAY FROM YOU?

302. IN MY EXPERIENCE,

303. PEOPLE DON'T SNATCH ACCIDENTALLY.

304. AND IT'S NOT RATTY.

305. IT IS NOW.

306. OUT OF MY BARRACKS!

307. DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

308. OH, MY BAD.

309. YOU MUST BE CAPTAIN STONE.

310. HMM.

311. YOU'RE ON MY LIST, MAGGOT.

312. YOU'D BE ON MINE IF I HAD A LIST.

313. I'LL PRETEND THAT YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT.

314. Capt. AS YOU WERE.

315. WHOO. TROUBLE AHEAD, GIRL.

316. WELL, THERE'LL BE TROUBLE AHEAD FOR HER, TOO.

317. YOU DON'T GET IT.

318. IN HER MIND,

319. YOU'RE JUST A LOWLY SPECK OF DUST.

320. WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW I SEE IT, OK?

321. WE MAY BE IN MILITARY SCHOOL,

322. LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY.

323. TO CHANGE AROUND HERE.

324. AND YOU'RE GONNA

325. THAT'S BEEN AROUND FOR 100 YEARS?

326. I DON'T THINK SO.

327. DON'T CROSS JENNIFER.

328. THE UNIFORMITY,

329. THE RULES, THE KHAKI OF IT ALL.

330. NEEDED TO BECOME A KINDER, GENTLER SCHOOL,

331. AND IT WAS UP TO ME TO DO IT.

332. I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING.

333. LIGHTS OUT! 10 MINUTES!

334. WHAT? EXCUSE ME.

335. STAY UP TILL MIDNIGHT.

336. LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

337. LADIES, CRAWL OUT OF THOSE RACKS!

338. INSPECTION IS AT 0800 HOURS.

339. LET'S GO! MOVE!

340. COME ON!

341. OUT OF THOSE RACKS NOW!

342. STAND UP STRAIGHT.

343. EXCUSE ME. NO.

344. FIX THAT HAT.

345. THE FOLLOWING SCHEDULE.

346. AM I UNDERSTOOD?

347. MA'AM, YES, MA'AM!

348. SIR, YES, SIR!

349. REVEILLE AT 0600 HOURS.

350. FIRST MESS: 0645.

351. MADE SENSE.

352. THERE WERE 24 HOURS IN A DAY, NOT 600.

353. WOULD YOU MAKE A MESS?

354. UGH.

355. YOU AGAIN.

356. EVERYTHING CLEAR, MAGGOT?

357. WELL, NOW THAT YOU ASK,

358. ONLY HAS 12 HOURS ON IT.

359. BY THE MINUTE, DON'T YOU?

360. AT 2200 HOURS.

361. THAT IS ALL.

362. YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING, MAGGOT.

363. WHAT?

364. OH.

365. NOW, WHO WOULD PUT THAT THERE?

366. MA'AM. PERMISSION TO SPEAK, MA'AM.

367. IT'S ABOUT THE MAGGOT, MA'AM.

368. MA'AM, THIS CADET

369. AND TERMINOLOGY, MA'AM.

370. DO IT.

371. FAST!

372. THE CROCODILE I WRESTLED.

373. FIRST LESSON, ZIP IT AND LISTEN.

374. 2 THINGS I HAVE NEVER MASTERED.

375. EVERYBODY HAS A RANK.

376. BASICALLY, YOU SALUTE OFFICERS.

377. I'VE HEARD OF GENERALS.

378. WELL, YOU CAN TELL A PERSON'S RANK

379. CHEVRONS OR INSIGNIA.

380. OH! SERGEANT! MAJOR!

381. SERGEANT MAJOR!

382. HEY!

383. I'M GUESSING, BUT NOBODY SEEMS TO MIND.

384. HEY!

385. HEY, HEY, HEY! CAPTAIN STONE.

386. ALL RIGHT, THERE HE IS.

387. HUT!

388. HOW'S MY HAIR?

389. PERFECT, AS USUAL.

390. LEFT! FORWARD!

391. WHOA, IS THAT BRAD?

392. I'VE EVER SEEN... OR BOTH!

393. YOU GOT IT.

394. OH, MY GOSH. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE A ROCK STAR.

395. AND I WOULD KNOW, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THIS CLOSE TO N'SYNC.

396. BETTER STAY AWAY. HE'S THE STONE'S MAN.

397. AND YOU'LL BE

398. DANCE ON FRIDAY.

399. DID YOU SAY "DANCE"?

400. YEAH. WE'RE INVITED, TOO.

401. EVERYBODY'S INVITED.

402. REAL CLOTHES?

403. WEAR 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM.

404. HALT!

405. I AM SO THERE.

406. HIT IT!

407. DISMISSED!

408. OK. SO I'M GONNA

409. THE WELCOME BACK DANCE.

410. YES, MA'AM.

411. ALL RIGHT. HAIR IS GOOD?

412. YES, MA'AM.

413. GOOD!

414. ALL ABOUT?

415. I HAVE NO IDEA.

416. SHE'D BE HAPPY

417. I WAS LEARNING.

418. OH!

419. IT WAS HERE, JUST SOUTH OF MONT ST. JEAN,

420. WELLINGTON AND BLUCHER.

421. NOW, THE RESULT OF

422. CAN THIS WAIT?

423. WELL, IT WOULD BE

424. A CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR.

425. I DON'T THINK I GOT ANYTHING RIGHT.

426. IT'S JUST A TEST TO GAUGE YOUR LEVEL.

427. I DON'T THINK I'VE HIT A LEVEL YET.

428. AT MY OLD SCHOOL, WHEN WE FELT LIKE IT.

429. IT WAS A REALLY GOOD SYSTEM.

430. WE DIDN'T HAVE TO SIT WHILE WE WERE DOING IT, EITHER.

431. HEY, WHAT YOU GOT?

432. OH, NOTHING.

433. FOR FRIDAY NIGHT.

434. LET ME SEE! OH, MY GOSH,

435. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL! YOU WANT TO SEE MINE?

436. YEAH, YEAH!

437. LET ME SEE. UHH!

438. CAN I SEE YOURS?

439. OH, THAT'S SUCH A GREAT COLOR! SO SOFT!

440. IT'S REALLY GREAT. OH, MY GOLLY, RHINESTONES!

441. OH! OH, THAT'S GREAT! AND LOOK AT THE LITTLE TOP!

442. IT'S SO CUTE!

443. HEY.

444. HEY.

445. COME ON. LET'S GO TAKE A WALK...

446. YOU GUYS CALL IT HERE.

447. SURE.

448. WHOO! I BELIEVE IN GUN CONTROL.

449. AROUND HERE, THAT IS GUN CONTROL.

450. DON'T WORRY. THEY CAN'T BE FIRED.

451. THE DRILL TEAM'S A BIG DEAL.

452. IT'S LIKE OUR ARMY'S FOOTBALL TEAM.

453. YOU KNOW, BE FOR SOME PEOPLE,

454. BUT IT'S JUST NOT FOR ME.

455. IT'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO ADJUST TO.

456. ARE USED TO IT.

457. ARE ARMY.

458. COMMANDANT COMING.

459. THERE'S DUST ON THOSE BOOTS, WOOLRICH.

460. YES, SIR.

461. AT EASE, CADETS.

462. YOUNG LADIES GOING?

463. THE DANCE FRIDAY NIGHT...

464. SIR.

465. SOME NICE ONES.

466. CARRY ON, CADETS.

467. WE WILL. SEE YOU, JOE.

468. COMMANDANT LIKE THAT.

469. WELL, I SORT OF CAN.

470. YOU SEE, HE'S MY STEPDAD.

471. HE AND MY MOM MET AT A WEDDING,

472. SO MUCH,

473. ONE OF THEIR OWN.

474. HA! YOU SHOULD TELL JENNIFER!

475. EASIER ON YOU.

476. THAT'S A NEGATIVE. SHE'S MY OWN BATTLE.

477. COME ON!

478. I DON'T—

479. IT'S OK!

480. YOU SHOULD PICK FIRST. THEY'RE YOURS.

481. OH, NO. IT'S SO MUCH MORE FUN FOR ME IF YOU GO FIRST.

482. THERE SHE IS! HI, BABY.

483. HEY, MOM.

484. LIKE YOU'VE BEEN GONE

485. FOR 3 YEARS.

486. SO, HOW'S SCHOOL?

487. IT'S...

488. VERY NICELY STRUCTURED.

489. MOM, THIS IS CARLA.

490. HI, CARLA. NICE TO MEET YOU.

491. NICE TO MEET YOU.

492. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

493. BLACK, BLUE, OR SILVER?

494. WOULD LOOK GREAT ON CARLA.

495. HMM, YOU KNOW, I THINK THE BLUE IS IT.

496. IT'S FABULOUS.

497. SO "10 MINUTES FROM NOW."

498. YOU KNOW, GIRLS, UH, LUNCH IS, UH,

499. ALMOST READY, SO, COME AND GET IT.

500. HMM.

501. TO MILITARY LIFE.

502. AAH!

503. OH! AAH!

504. AAH! OH!

505. YOUR MAMA'S NOT GONNA HOLD YOUR HANDS.

506. LET'S GO, PEOPLE! MOVE IT!

507. COME ON, LET'S GO.

508. UP, UP, UP, UP.

509. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!

510. MAGGOT, DID I SEE YOU SKIPPED THAT?

511. THAT'S RIGHT. IF I DID,

512. TO DO IT AGAIN.

513. MOVE IT!

514. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. COME ON.

515. THIS IS NOT A TEA PARTY!

516. LET'S GO! UP, UP, UP, UP, UP!

517. LET'S GO, PEOPLE! LET'S GO, PEOPLE!

518. MOVE, MOVE!

519. OH, THAT'S HIGH.

520. LET'S GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

521. OUCH! OH.

522. OH, DID YOU BREAK A NAIL? I DON'T CARE!

523. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

524. MOVE FASTER THAN YOU!

525. 1, 2, 1, 2! LET'S GO. LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

526. RUN FASTER, RUN FASTER!

527. COME ON, YOU'RE PATHETIC!

528. LET'S GO, COLLINS! LET'S GO!

529. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

530. KEEP MOVING!

531. ARE SO SLOW!

532. COME ON, MAGGOT! LET'S GO.

533. LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT!

534. I'M DOING IT!

535. OOH, OOH.

536. I'M SAFE.

537. HEY, GO, NOW!

538. OW!

539. GO DOWN!

540. DOWN! IN THE MUD NOW! I WANT TO SEE YOU!

541. COME ON, CRAWL, CRAWL, CRAWL.

542. SAY WHAT YOU ARE. GO!

543. OH!

544. COME ON! KEEP MOVING!

545. YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT!

546. YOU'RE SMALL.

547. I CAN'T EVEN TALK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

548. KEEP MOVING!

549. I GIVE UP.

550. OW, OW, OW.

551. OH. COLLINS, LET'S GO.

552. GET DOWN HERE, CADET!

553. RIGHT NOW, YOU MAGGOT!

554. IS COUNTING ON YOU?

555. A MAN BEHIND?

556. NO! YOU'RE GONNA REPEL

557. AND YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM!

558. NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND! IS THAT CLEAR?

559. I HATE HEIGHTS. I'M EVEN HOPING NOT TO GET TOO TALL.

560. HELLO?

561. I FALL EVEN WHEN I'M JUST WALKING AROUND!

562. OH.

563. ATTEN-HUT!

564. IS ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE?

565. SIR, NO, SIR!

566. WELL DONE.

567. BEGINS AT 1900 HOURS.

568. DISMISS YOUR SQUADS.

569. DISMISSED!

570. UM, I'M GETTING A LITTLE HUNGRY.

571. OH, HOW 'BOUT SENDING FOR SOME CAESAR SALAD?

572. OF CAJUN CHICKEN,

573. A TOUCH OF CILANTRO,

574. ON THE SIDE.

575. OYSTER CRACKERS.

576. YUMMY.

577. FINE.

578. OH!

579. HELP ME.

580. OOH.

581. TAKE OVER FROM HERE.

582. YOU'RE GONNA DO YOU GET IT RIGHT.

583. THE DANCE?

584. HMM, UH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE THERE.

585. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT?

586. DO ABOUT IT...

587. TELL YOUR STEPFATHER?

588. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO ABOUT IT.

589. WHAT?

590. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING,

591. MA'AM.

592. MAGGOT.

593. TEN, HUT!

594. BACK UP, LET'S GO! ONTO THE TIRES!

595. GO QUICK!

596. AND PICK YOUR FEET UP!

597. OH, THIS IS JUST GREAT!

598. WHY ME?

599. LET'S GO!

600. SERGEANT GLORIA RAMOS,

601. SLAVE DRIVER.

602. SHE'S TOUGH, BUT SHE DIDN'T HAVE JENNIFER'S

603. 100% LOOK OF HATRED.

604. THE REAL GLORIA,

605. TO BE HUMAN.

606. I'M SORRY YOU HAVE

607. AND MISS THE DANCE.

608. I DON'T DANCE.

609. DON'T YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC?

610. I HATE MUSIC.

611. NOBODY HATES MUSIC. IT'S A PRIMITIVE INSTINCT

612. WHICH I'M SURE YOU COULD UNLEASH ANY TIME YOU WANT.

613. NEVER HAPPEN.

614. THE BOTTOM OF YOUR DENIAL.

615. GET MOVING!

616. I INTEND TO.

617. AT THE SAME TIME.

618. UNDER THE WIRE, CADET!

619. OW! OH!

620. YOUR ARM IS BLEEDING.

621. OH, THAT'S WHAT THAT STICKY RED STUFF IS.

622. HOW DO YOU FEEL?

623. I DON'T FEEL. I JUST WANT TO FINISH.

624. I'M GONNA DO THIS AND IT'S GONNA BE

625. MY PERSONAL BEST!

626. ESPECIALLY SINCE I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE!

627. THAT'S THE MARINES.

628. HOW ABOUT...

629. OH, THAT'S THE NAVY.

630. I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER BE ABLE TO DO THIS.

631. BACK HOME IN PONCE,

632. BEAUTIFUL STARS.

633. WHEN I'M CRAWLING IN THE MUD HERE,

634. ON THE BEACH,

635. IS SOFT AND WARM.

636. OH, GLORIA, THAT IS PURE POETRY.

637. LET ME SHOW YOU.

638. USE YOUR ELBOWS.

639. GET THERE FASTER.

640. USE YOUR KNEES TO PUSH!

641. THEN, WHEN YOU HAVE TO GET UNDER SOME WIRE,

642. COMPLETELY LIKE THIS.

643. READY?

644. YEAH.

645. GO!

646. I'M DOING IT!

647. IT STOPPED RAINING. THANKS, GLORIA.

648. MAYBE SOMETIME,

649. THAT GOOD TIMES AREN'T JUST FOR CHUMPS.

650. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

651. YOU CAN TRY.

652. UM, PRIVATE!

653. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

654. FALL OUT!

655. I'VE GOTTA GO TELL CARLA.

656. YES!

657. OH! WHOA! AAH!

658. WHOA!

659. OUT OF THE WAY!

660. OH!

661. AAH!

662. MAGGOT!

663. EW!

664. WAY TO GO, KELLY!

665. WELL, THERE'S TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY.

666. OH! OH!

667. TO HIS OFFICE,

668. CIRCUMSTANCES.

669. AS YOU KNOW,

670. OF THIS ACADEMY,

671. THE POSITION YOU'RE IN.

672. THAN THE OTHERS,

673. HE WAS FAIR.

674. YOU KNOW, IN THOSE DAYS,

675. PEOPLE DIDN'T

676. A CHILD'S PSYCHE COULD BE.

677. DON'T WORRY, SIR.

678. YOU'LL PUT IT BEHIND YOU SOMEDAY.

679. YOUR FIRST WEEK HERE.

680. OH, I'M NOT

681. WITH WHAT'S GOING ON, EITHER.

682. MUCH BETTER.

683. THAT THERE'S

684. THROWING AROUND RIFLES?

685. THEY'RE LIKE ROBOTS OR SOMETHING.

686. WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL HERE.

687. IT'S OK. YOU WERE YOUNG.

688. YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.

689. LAID YOUR HANDS ON.

690. OR WILLFULLY, SIR!

691. APPROACHING THE DANCE,

692. CAPTAIN STONE ISN'T

693. I'VE HAD COMPLAINTS FROM.

694. YOUR LACK OF DISCIPLINE...

695. PROBLEMATIC, TO SAY THE LEAST.

696. IT'S TIME THAT YOU LEARN HOW WE OPERATE AROUND HERE.

697. SOMETHING WE STRIVE FOR.

698. THAT'S A GOOD THING?

699. I'M POSITIVE.

700. DIGNITY IS RESPECTED,

701. THE SERVICE OF THE GROUP.

702. THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT THE SERVICE.

703. THAT'S A LESSON YOU NEED TO LEARN, PRIVATE COLLINS,

704. AND YOU WILL LEARN IT!

705. DISMISSED!

706. ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO HOME.

707. I'LL BE THERE SHORTLY.

708. Taped message: YOU'VE REACHED ADAM COLLINS.

709. A MESSAGE.

710. I JUST CALLED TO SAY HI.

711. THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,

712. I SOUND MISERABLE,

713. IT'S JUST 'CAUSE I'M ALLERGIC TO THE COUNTRY.

714. OK. I GOTTA GO.

715. BYE!

716. WASHINGTON A WHOLE WEEK,

717. WOULD NEVER GET ALONG.

718. I DON'T WANT TO STAY HERE.

719. MOM, CAN I HAVE YOUR LAP?

720. SOMETHING.

721. OK. 'CAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, TOO.

722. YOU CAN GO FIRST.

723. OK. UH, KELLY...

724. UH, I'M JUST GONNA AND SAY IT, OK?

725. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY.

726. A BA— A—A BABY?

727. YEAH.

728. A BABY?

729. A BABY.

730. HA HA! WOW! A BABY!

731. HA HA HA!

732. HA HA!

733. HA HA HA!

734. YOU KNOW, KEL,

735. LOVE YOU 100%,

736. AND I'M SURE I'M GONNA LOVE THIS BABY,

737. LOVE YOU LONGER.

738. ME, TOO, MOM. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU LONGER. MMM!

739. OK. AHEM!

740. TA-DA!

741. HA HA!

742. THE BABY'S ROOM

743. YOU DO SO WELL.

744. OH! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU USE PSYCHOLOGY ON ME!

745. MOM, YOU HAVE MADE ME A VERY HAPPY DAUGHTER.

746. GOOD!

747. NOW, WHAT WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME?

748. ME. UM...

749. TELL YOU THAT, UM,

750. CARLA'S TURNED OUT TO BE A VERY GOOD FRIEND. OH!

751. I COULDN'T TELL HER I WANTED TO QUIT SCHOOL.

752. WE COULDN'T BRING A BABY

753. ONE OUNCE OF CHAOS.

754. HELLO!

755. HI!

756. HOW ARE YA?

757. GOOD.

758. WELL, I JUST TOLD KELLY OUR GOOD NEWS.

759. YEAH!

760. CONGRATULATIONS...

761. BIG SISTER.

762. UHH! A HANDSHAKE?

763. THAT SIR WASN'T READY TO BE A FATHER YET.

764. GIVE MOM TOTAL SUPPORT,

765. WOMAN TO WOMAN,

766. HIS NEW FATHERLY ROLE,

767. THEIR OWN BLANKETS.

768. I HAD TO DO EVERYTHING.

769. OK, LADIES, LET'S GO!

770. OK, OK.

771. WELL, I KNOW THERE WRONG HERE.

772. MA'AM, NO, MA'AM.

773. WELL...

774. WITH IT THIS TIME,

775. WHATEVER IT IS.

776. YOU KNOW, I DO BELIEVE...

777. ABOUT THIS RATTY THING.

778. OH, YEAH. THAT I NEVER BARRACKS EVER AGAIN.

779. HMM.

780. OH. TSK!

781. OH!

782. WOW.

783. OH!

784. AND NOW I WON'T.

785. SWEET DREAMS, MAGGOT.

786. AS YOU WERE!

787. THIS TO ME, CARLA?

788. MM-HMM, YEAH. NOW, JUST GO TO BED.

789. Other girls: SHH!

790. I'M GONNA FIGURE THIS OUT.

791. GET BACK IN YOUR BED, CADET.

792. ME AND HER, OK?

793. SHH!

794. AAH!

795. LET'S GO, CADETS! COME ON! MOVE IT!

796. CADETS! ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

797. WHOO!

798. I KNOW IT WAS YOU,

799. A PRESENT FOR YOU.

800. AROUND HERE, A COURT-MARTIAL.

801. I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR YOU, MA'AM.

802. UHH!

803. Kelly's mom: SO WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

804. IT MEANS SHE'LL HAVE TO APPEAR IN CADET COURT.

805. SHOULD WE GET A LAWYER?

806. THESE THINGS THEMSELVES.

807. AND METE OUT THE PUNISHMENT.

808. OH, HONEY. THAT A DIFFICULT POSITION.

809. SO, YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T GO TOO EASY ON HER.

810. NOT TOO HARD, EITHER.

811. I'VE WANTED ALL MY LIFE,

812. A KID HERE.

813. LISTENING TO MY DAD, WATCHING HIM,

814. LIVING IN THIS HOUSE.

815. I CAN'T BLOW IT.

816. MAKE THAT HAPPEN?

817. I DIDN'T, LITTLE GIRL WHO COULD.

818. I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE A WALK.

819. JOE!

820. I'M SORRY, MOM. I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

821. OH, KELLY.

822. WITH ME.

823. COME ON.

824. COME HERE.

825. IT'S OK. IT'S OK.

826. MOM!

827. KELLY...

828. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SAY SORRY TO THE COURT.

829. MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.

830. MOM, YOU NEVER TO COME HERE.

831. KELLY.

832. KELLY!

833. "SECTION 101.2:

834. "FAILURE TO MAINTAIN ORDERLY QUARTERS.

835. "SECTION 103.4:

836. UNIFORM DRESS CODE."

837. SPEAKING OF DRESS CODE, YOUR COVER, PLEASE,

838. CADET-CAPTAIN STONE.

839. "SECTION 102.2: INSUBORDINATION.

840. SECTION—"

841. CAPTAIN!

842. THE EVIDENCE, PLEASE.

843. POINT OUT THAT'S JUST PAINT.

844. IT'LL WASH OUT.

845. THE PROCEEDINGS.

846. BEGIN IMMEDIATELY.

847. OH, NO! I FORGOT TO TELL THEM I WAS SORRY.

848. APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED.

849. NOT TO YOU. TO THEM, MA'AM.

850. A CRIME OF PASSION.

851. I HAD TO RETALIATE. THEY COULDN'T

852. GUILTY!

853. TO THE COMMANDANT'S

854. FOR SENTENCING.

855. ABOUT YOUR PUNISHMENT,

856. AND I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH JUST THE ONE.

857. I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO...

858. THE DRILL TEAM.

859. THE DRILL TEAM?

860. SIR, I'M NOT REALLY GOOD AT BEING ON TEAMS.

861. I'M MORE OF A SOLO ARTIST.

862. YOU'D BE ON THE TEAM?

863. THAT WOULD BE AN HONOR.

864. I'M SENTENCING YOU TO BE EQUIPMENT MANAGER.

865. YOU'RE EXPECTED TO KEEP THE UNIFORMS ORDERLY,

866. POLISH BOOTS AND BRASS, MAINTAIN RIFLES,

867. GUIDONS, SCABBARDS, AND SABERS.

868. AROUND HERE, THAT IS REFERRED TO AS A "SCUT" JOB.

869. MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN SOME RESPECT FOR PROPERTY,

870. AND HOPEFULLY YOU'LL

871. WITH RIFLES,

872. TO AS "ROBOTS,"

873. IS ALL ABOUT.

874. 1970.

875. THAT YEAR.

876. WE CAME IN THIRD.

877. WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT WELL SINCE.

878. THAT'S GOING TO CHANGE.

879. IS TEAM ADVISOR.

880. GET YOURSELF SQUARED AWAY.

881. DISMISSED.

882. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2...

883. HELLO?

884. HEY, KELLY. ARE YOU OK?

885. I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.

886. SOUND HAPPY.

887. OH, I'M GREAT, EXCEPT FOR I GOT COURT-MARTIALED.

888. THAT'S TERRIFIC, HONEY.

889. AND I'M ON THE DRILL TEAM.

890. WELL, NOT EXACTLY ON IT, BUT—

891. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!

892. WELL, I JUST CALLED TO TELL YOU THAT.

893. OH! OK, HONEY. I GOTTA GO.

894. OK. BYE, DAD.

895. OH! BLECCH! YAH!

896. THE POINT IS...

897. CLEAN, POLISHED, AND READY TO GO.

898. IT'S JUST LIKE IN COMBAT.

899. SOMETHING, YOU NEED IT NOW,

900. WORK. UNDERSTOOD?

901. SIR, YES, SIR!

902. GO TO IT, CADET.

903. EWW.

904. HOW COLD?

905. REAL COLD.

906. HOW COLD?

907. ICE COLD!

908. OOPS.

909. SO, YOU CALL THAT A SHOESHINE?

910. YOU KNOW, WE COULD GET GIGGED FOR THAT.

911. NOW, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.

912. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, CADET KELLY.

913. FLIP ARM!

914. REVERSE FLIP ARM!

915. HOLD ARM!

916. FLIP REVERSE. PRESENT ARM!

917. AT EASE.

918. AS YOU KNOW,

919. IN 2 WEEKS,

920. BUT IT ISN'T JUST A PRACTICE.

921. IT'S OUR FIRST STEP THE REGIONALS.

922. SO...

923. MAKE ME PROUD.

924. ATTEN-HUT!

925. SIR, YES, SIR!

926. LIFT ARMS!

927. REVERSE FLIP ARMS!

928. THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME.

929. THIS WAS LIKE SWAN LAKE,

930. ONLY INSTEAD OF TUTUS,

931. UNIFORMS.

932. BUT STILL, IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.

933. SURE, I'LL HELP YOU WITH THE EQUIPMENT.

934. BE THE BEST,

935. BUT IT'LL BE THE SHINIEST.

936. INCREDIBLY NICE OF YOU.

937. IS TO HELP EACH OTHER.

938. I SWEAR I WOULD, IF ONLY I FIT IN, YOU KNOW?

939. AT FIRST.

940. SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

941. ME? I'M LUCKY TO BE HERE.

942. HOME WASN'T—

943. IT WASN'T WHAT I WOULD HAVE PICKED OUT.

944. FOR A GIRL LIKE ME.

945. HEY, CARLA.

946. YOU THINK YOU'D LIKE FRIDAY NIGHT?

947. MAYBE STAY OVER?

948. HMM. SURE.

949. I'D—I'D LOVE THAT.

950. OK.

951. SIR.

952. SOME SPIT, SIR?

953. TO PAY YOU BACK.

954. HEY, BRAD,

955. FOR THE BIG MEET.

956. SURE.

957. COOL, 'CAUSE I WOULD

958. JUST ONCE,

959. AND I'M SURE YOU WOULD, TOO.

960. I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG,

961. LUCK TO THINGS,

962. PEOPLE RUB MY HEAD.

963. GUNS, PLEASE.

964. HERE YOU GO, BRAD.

965. THANKS.

966. SURE.

967. HMM?

968. P.A.: THE G.W.M.A.

969. WILL BEGIN IN 5 MINUTES.

970. Cadet leader: FORWARD, MARCH.

971. THERE THEY ARE.

972. RAWEIGH HIGH SCHOOL.

973. LET'S NOT GET PSYCHED OUT HERE, PEOPLE.

974. SQUAD, HALT.

975. SQUAD, HALT!

976. SQUAD, HALT.

977. EVERYTHING SQUARED AWAY, CAPTAIN?

978. MA'AM, I ALWAYS HAVE SPARES, MA'AM.

979. HERE.

980. PRESENT... ARMS!

981. TIME TO SHINE.

982. SUPPORT ARMS!

983. RIGHT SHOULDER, UP!

984. FORWARD!

985. LEFT FLANK.

986. ATTENTION. HALT!

987. MILITARY ACADEMY DRILL TEAM.

988. UNARMED COMPETITION.

989. AYE AYE, SIR!

990. DRILL TEAM.

991. FORWARD, MARCH!

992. Drill cadets: U.S.S.G.

993. Drill cadets: SIR!

994. BETTER NEXT TIME.

995. TO PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE.

996. COME ON, GIVE IT A REST.

997. IT'S NOT PRACTICE THAT WE NEED.

998. IN THE REGULATION PHASE, WE'RE AS GOOD AS ANYBODY.

999. THE EXHIBITION PHASE.

1000. I MEAN, WE NEED INSPIRATION...

1001. ORIGINALITY...

1002. CREATIVITY.

1003. ANYWAYS, GOOD JOB, PEOPLE.

1004. WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME, WHEN IT COUNTS.

1005. DISMISSED.

1006. AROUND. UNH. MM!

1007. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1008. UH, NOTHING.

1009. IT'S JUST

1010. CHEER YOU UP.

1011. DO IT AGAIN.

1012. AND THAT'S AN ORDER.

1013. SIR, YES, SIR!

1014. Kelly, sighing: OK, HERE WAS MY TO-DO LIST...

1015. KEEP SIR AND MOM'S RELATIONSHIP GOING,

1016. INTO THE WORLD,

1017. FOR BRAD.

1018. I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING.

1019. WISH ME LUCK.

1020. Drill instructor: 1, 2, 3,

1021. ONE!

1022. 1, 2, 3,

1023. 2!

1024. HEY.

1025. HEY, YOURSELF, PRIVATE.

1026. WHAT'S THIS?

1027. IT'S A BRACELET YOU TIE ON YOUR WRIST.

1028. YOU MAKE A WISH, AND WHEN IT FALLS OFF, YOUR WISH COMES TRUE.

1029. OR A SCARF FROM NEPAL.

1030. IN MARRAKESH.

1031. YOU KNOW, I FEEL

1032. OFFERING YOU THESE THINGS,

1033. BUT IT'S ALL I GOT.

1034. WHAT'S THE CATCH?

1035. I'VE DECIDED TO TRY OUT FOR THE DRILL TEAM...

1036. TO BE MY COACH.

1037. IT WOULDN'T

1038. IF YOU DIDN'T LET ME PAY YOU.

1039. ONCE AGAIN, I HAD SEEN IT PROVEN TRUE.

1040. A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.

1041. WHO IS

1042. OF THE UNITED STATES!

1043. WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW THIS.

1044. TO PORT ARMS?

1045. DID YOU JUST SAY, "HOW MANY ARMS DOES A SHOULDER HAVE?"

1046. SPIN ORDER ARMS.

1047. HOW'D I DO?

1048. NOT BAD...

1049. FOR A MAGGOT.

1050. WHAT'S NEXT?

1051. NOTHING.

1052. WE CAN DO.

1053. ARE ON WEDNESDAY,

1054. AND YOU...

1055. ARE READY.

1056. THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

1057. GLORIA, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

1058. YEAH, REAL CHEERLEADER STUFF, BRAD.

1059. IN HER EXECUTION.

1060. THE TRYOUTS.

1061. AT 0930 TOMORROW.

1062. TO EVERYONE.

1063. Drill leader: DISMISSED.

1064. YEAH, I'M UP.

1065. I CAN'T SEE.

1066. YEAH!

1067. I MADE IT.

1068. CADET COLLINS.

1069. I MADE IT.

1070. IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION,

1071. OR APPROVAL,

1072. THAT YOU'VE TRIED OUT FOR THE DRILL TEAM.

1073. SIR—SIR, YES, SIR.

1074. AND THAT FURTHERMORE,

1075. OF CADET CAPTAIN RIGBY...

1076. YOU'VE MADE IT.

1077. CONGRATULATIONS.

1078. HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU.

1079. SO, DO WE HUG OR SALUTE OR SHAKE?

1080. SOMETHING?

1081. TO SPEAK, SIR.

1082. I ADMIT,

1083. TO THE DRILL TEAM.

1084. FOR ME.

1085. BUT, SIR, TO LEARN, TOO.

1086. AND, UH...

1087. WHAT MIGHT THOSE BE?

1088. TO RAISE, SIR,

1089. AND FRANKLY, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO NEED MY HELP.

1090. BABIES CAN'T SALUTE. THEY'RE LITTLE.

1091. THEY DON'T HAVE TO.

1092. THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY CLEAN,

1093. MOST OF THE TIME.

1094. CONSTANTLY,

1095. ALL NIGHT AND DAY.

1096. IF NOT, THEY TEND TO YELL.

1097. PERMISSION TO TEACH.

1098. HUT, HUT, HUT,

1099. HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT...

1100. TO THE INFIRMARY.

1101. OOH-WA!

1102. HOLD THIS FOR ME.

1103. BRAVO.

1104. THAT IS GREAT.

1105. I MEAN, WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING. THOSE MOVES.

1106. I MEAN, I THINK

1107. AT THE REGIONALS.

1108. WHAT?

1109. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

1110. IS MY SOLO.

1111. I DON'T EVEN I DID.

1112. YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.

1113. I MEAN, THERE WAS FIRE, SPIRIT.

1114. A LITTLE MORE OF THAT.

1115. DO IT AGAIN. IT WAS GOOD.

1116. HMM.

1117. THE CHOISIN RESERVOIR,

1118. OF 1950-51,

1119. WAS NOT A RETREAT,

1120. TO THE REAR.

1121. IN MILITARY HISTORY,

1122. THE MARINES.

1123. SO, ADVANCING TO THE REAR IS A GOOD THING?

1124. IN THIS CASE, AN EXCELLENT THING.

1125. STAYED TOGETHER,

1126. WORKED TOGETHER,

1127. AND SURVIVED TOGETHER.

1128. WOW. IT CONTINUED

1129. TO REAL LIFE.

1130. TO STOMACH JENNIFER.

1131. HI.

1132. UH, I MEAN, MA'AM, HI, MA'AM.

1133. MA'AM, THIS CADET HAS

1134. THAT SHE'D LIKE TO SHARE

1135. WITH THE CAPTAIN.

1136. OH. COOL IDEAS, HUH?

1137. WELL, I'M SURE YOU TOLD BRAD.

1138. MA'AM, NO, MA'AM.

1139. YOU ARE MY PARTNER...

1140. AND COMMANDING OFFICER.

1141. I WORK WITH YOU.

1142. PERMISSION TO DISCUSS, CADET.

1143. BOY, IS DAD GONNA BE SURPRISED.

1144. RESTAURANTS.

1145. I'LL GET IT!

1146. DAD.

1147. HEY.

1148. OH!

1149. DAD.

1150. OH. I MISS YOU.

1151. OH. OH.

1152. AHH.

1153. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, ADAM.

1154. HEY, THANKS.

1155. TO HAVE ME, JOE.

1156. OH. MMM.

1157. OF OUR LITTLE GIRL.

1158. MMM. OH, HEY, HEY. HEY, HEY.

1159. LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU.

1160. NOW, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

1161. NO PEEKING.

1162. HEY!

1163. OPEN.

1164. BRUNEI.

1165. AH!

1166. JUST FOR YOU.

1167. OH!

1168. HELLO, ADAM.

1169. HEY, SAM.

1170. YOU'RE LOOKING...

1171. BIG.

1172. THANK YOU.

1173. HUGE.

1174. SO YOU SAID.

1175. OK, UH, DINNER IN 5 MINUTES.

1176. WELL, MAYBE 6. I HOPE YOU LIKE TURKEY.

1177. OH, AND GUESS WHAT. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.

1178. WHEN I BOUGHT THIS TURKEY, IT WAS RAW.

1179. NO.

1180. YES.

1181. MM-HMM.

1182. TODAY MAGAZINE?

1183. UH-HUH.

1184. WELL, I HAVE TAKEN

1185. THE HUDSON VALLEY.

1186. MOUNTAINS.

1187. I'LL BE SHOOTING

1188. AT ROCKRIDGE POINT, WHICH MEANS...

1189. I'LL BE ABLE TO SEE TEAM COMPETITION.

1190. OH!

1191. AH!

1192. SO, I'M JUST GONNA

1193. THE EARLY MORNING,

1194. AND THEN IT'S YOU AND ME AT 11 A.M.

1195. WE'LL EVEN AND EVERYTHING.

1196. PROMISE?

1197. PROMISE.

1198. Cadet on P.A.: ATTENTION MASTER-LEVEL COMPETITORS,

1199. NOW HEAR THIS.

1200. HOUSE AT 1100 HOURS.

1201. SIR.

1202. RIGBY.

1203. WE'RE GONNA BLOW 'EM OUT OF THEIR SOCKS,

1204. NO ONE'S EVER SEEN BEFORE—

1205. OUR SECRET WEAPONS.

1206. CADET CAPTAIN STONE.

1207. SIR.

1208. I'D LIKE YOU TO CHECK BACK IMMEDIATELY.

1209. YES, SIR.

1210. CADET KELLY,

1211. YES, SIR.

1212. HA HA HA!

1213. OR NOT.

1214. HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

1215. WELL, YOUR MOM CALLED MY MOM,

1216. AND MY MOM CAR SERVICE.

1217. AHH!

1218. EVERYONE, THIS IS AMANDA.

1219. SHE'S MY BEST AND TRUEST FRIEND.

1220. YEAH, OK. SO THIS IS GLORIA, ROSE...

1221. GLAD TO MEET YOU!

1222. TAYLOR, ALLISON, AND SARA.

1223. I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL

1224. TO THIS YEAR'S DRILL TEAM COMPETITION.

1225. LET ME SAY TO ALL MOTHERS PRESENT TODAY,

1226. YOU OUGHT TO BE VERY, VERY PROUD,

1227. OF THESE YOUNG PEOPLE.

1228. BEGIN!

1229. AND MAY THE BEST FLIGHT WIN!

1230. STATES OF AMERICA REPRESENT?

1231. SIR, THE 13 ORIGINAL COLONIES, SIR!

1232. TO A RIGHT-FACE MOVEMENT?

1233. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

1234. SIR, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, SIR!

1235. WHEN NOT IN FORMATION?

1236. SIR, WHEN RENDERING

1237. WITH THE CADET'S RIFLE AT RIGHT SHOULDER,

1238. LEFT SHOULDER, OR REPORT ARMED,

1239. AND NOT IN FORMATION, SIR,

1240. PRESENT ARMS, SIR!

1241. WILL PLEASE DEMONSTRATE.

1242. AS YOU WERE.

1243. A PERFECT 10 ACROSS THE BOARD.

1244. WAY TO GO, PEOPLE.

1245. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. LET'S NOT REST ON OUR LAURELS.

1246. WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS ONE ALL THE WAY HOME.

1247. WHAT WAS THAT?

1248. IT'S MY DAD. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

1249. DAD?

1250. DAD?

1251. DAD!

1252. GONE OFF IN THERE,

1253. SUMMARILY DISQUALIFIED,

1254. THANKS TO YOU!

1255. YOU KNOW WHAT?

1256. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING,

1257. IN THERE!

1258. WHO CALLS ME ON IT,

1259. NEEDS TO TALK TO ME!

1260. IT'S OUR LIFELINE.

1261. I'M SORRY.

1262. CAN HELP YOU OUT OF THIS ONE?

1263. I—CARLA, I WASN'T THINKING WHEN I SAID THAT.

1264. I'M SO SORRY.

1265. OK, PEOPLE.

1266. DON'T WANDER OFF. STAY CLOSE.

1267. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE THIS ONE OUR BEST SHOT.

1268. Man on P.A.: ATTENTION, MASTER-LEVEL FLIGHTS,

1269. RAWEIGH HIGH SCHOOL,

1270. WILL BEGIN IN 10 MINUTES.

1271. Man on P.A.: FLIGHT LEADERS...

1272. ATTEN-HUT!

1273. Man on P.A.: AND THAT ALL EQUIPMENT IS READY FOR USE.

1274. AT EASE.

1275. WELL, I'VE LOOKED

1276. NOT FOR MONTHS, FOR YEARS.

1277. YOU LOOK GOOD. I KNOW YOU'RE READY...

1278. FOR REPRESENTING OUR SCHOOL.

1279. IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.

1280. DO US PROUD.

1281. LET'S DO IT AGAIN.

1282. HEY... WIN OR LOSE, YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.

1283. SIR, YES, SIR.

1284. WHAT IS IT?

1285. IT'S NOTHING, SIR. IT'S NOTHING.

1286. IT'S NEVER NOTHING.

1287. TALK TO ME, CADET. WHAT'S WRONG?

1288. SIR, THIS CADET'S WORRIED THAT HER FATHER'S HURT.

1289. WHY, HAVE YOU HEARD SOMETHING?

1290. SIR, NO, SIR...

1291. BUT HE'S NOT HERE, AND HE PROMISED HE'D BE HERE.

1292. YOU HEARD HIM!

1293. THIS CADET'S FATHER'S KNOWN TO TAKE CHANCES.

1294. HIS CELL PHONE IS OUT, AND THAT NEVER HAPPENS.

1295. YOU HEARD FROM HIM?

1296. A COUPLE HOURS AGO, SIR,

1297. BUT THE LINE WENT DEAD.

1298. WELL, THAT HAPPENS.

1299. SIR, YES, SIR,

1300. BUT HE'S NOT HERE, IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ME!

1301. LOOK FOR HIM?

1302. NO, SIR. THIS CADET WILL STAY WITH HER FLIGHT.

1303. LET HER TEAM DOWN.

1304. LET YOU DOWN.

1305. I JUST KNOW SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO HIM, THOUGH.

1306. HOW DO YOU KNOW?

1307. I JUST KNOW, OK?

1308. LET'S GO FIND HIM.

1309. NEGATIVE, SIR.

1310. TO THE COMMANDANT.

1311. KNOWS HER DUTY...

1312. CADET, MAJOR RIGBY CAN HANDLE IT.

1313. THEY'LL GO DOWN TO 3 ELEMENTS.

1314. A DUTY TO HER FATHER.

1315. LET'S GO.

1316. THANK YOU, SIR.

1317. AT ROCKRIDGE POINT.

1318. I KNOW WHERE THAT IS.

1319. ALL YOURS, SIR!

1320. ACCOUNTED FOR?

1321. UM, HOLD ON.

1322. GUESS WHO'S MISSING.

1323. DAD!

1324. DAD!

1325. THIS IS HIS CAMERA BAG.

1326. GLORIA.

1327. TO STAND DOWN.

1328. ONCE A MAGGOT, ALWAYS A MAGGOT.

1329. DAD!

1330. DAD!

1331. DAD!

1332. DAD!

1333. DAD!

1334. COMMAND CENTER, COLONEL MAXWELL.

1335. ROUGHLY 1.6 MILES

1336. DUE SOUTH OF COUNTY ROAD 35 NEAR ROCKRIDGE POINT.

1337. AND AMBULANCE IMMEDIATELY.

1338. ALL RIGHT.

1339. I'M GOING DOWN TO HIM.

1340. NO, YOU'RE NOT. I CAN'T RISK IT.

1341. THE RESCUE SQUAD.

1342. SIR, I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE MY FATHER ALONE.

1343. I'M GOING TO RAPPEL DOWN TO HIM.

1344. AND YOU CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO HEAVY

1345. AND I CAN'T PULL YOU BACK UP.

1346. IT HAS TO BE ME.

1347. DON'T WORRY. I'VE BEEN TRAINED.

1348. I—I CAN DO THIS.

1349. YOUR DRILL DECK, SIR!

1350. PERMISSION GRANTED.

1351. I CAN'T SEE WHERE SHE IS.

1352. OK, JUST EASE YOURSELF OVER THE SIDE.

1353. YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUSH.

1354. UHH.

1355. ONE FOOT AT A TIME, SLOW!

1356. NICE AND EASY.

1357. CONCENTRATE. YOU CAN DO IT!

1358. UHH.

1359. YOU OK?

1360. I'M FINE!

1361. PULL YOU BACK UP?

1362. NO, SIR.

1363. KELLY.

1364. CAN YOU MAKE IT?

1365. THE ROPE'S TOO SHORT.

1366. UHH.

1367. KELLY.

1368. AAAAAH!

1369. DAD!

1370. UHH!

1371. DAD!

1372. UHH, KEL. HEH HEH.

1373. THAT FIRST STEP'S A DOOZY.

1374. OHH, DAD.

1375. HEH HEH HEH.

1376. REPORT!

1377. UNDER CONTROL, SIR!

1378. G.W.M.A., SIR!

1379. HEH HEH.

1380. WELL DONE...

1381. KELLY.

1382. AT THAT MOMENT...

1383. TO HAVE THIS BABY.

1384. IS A PHOTO OP.

1385. IF ONLY I HAD MY CAMERA.

1386. I WOULD SHOW... MY DAD...

1387. AND... MY DAD.

1388. BOTH BRAVE, BOTH SAFE...

1389. AND BOTH MINE.

1390. 2 DADS.

1391. AND, KELLY, UH,

1392. 2 BEST FRIENDS.

1393. INTO FATHER MODE SO QUICKLY,

1394. WAS SMILE.

1395. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE...

1396. I DON'T QUITE HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING.

1397. WE'RE DOWN BY 5 POINTS.

1398. ARE OUR ONLY CHANCE.

1399. YOU'RE THE MOST UNIQUE THING WE HAVE.

1400. AND, UNLESS A MIRACLE HAPPENS,

1401. WE DON'T HAVE A CHANCE.

1402. I KNEW IT.

1403. I KNEW IT.

1404. MAGGOT?

1405. GOING TO SAY, MA'AM?

1406. TO CALL ME MA'AM?

1407. IF SO, YOU MUST BE CONFUSED.

1408. AT EASE.

1409. ON MY ORDER,

1410. REGULATION PHASE.

1411. CARRY ON.

1412. AND... GOOD LUCK.

1413. SIR!

1414. REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR...

1415. AND EXPECTING TO WIN.

1416. P.A.: ATTENTION, FLIGHT FINALISTS,

1417. WILL BEGIN IN 5 MINUTES.

1418. OK, PEOPLE!

1419. LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE. FALL OUT.

1420. YOU GO, GIRLS.

1421. IT'S NOT THAT I LIKE AMANDA BETTER.

1422. IT'S JUST THAT I'VE LIKED HER LONGER.

1423. I'M SORRY.

1424. FRIENDS?

1425. YEAH.

1426. P.A.: REPRESENTING

1427. AND CADET KELLY COLLINS...

1428. IN UNARMED COMPETITION.

1429. TO MAKE UP 'CAUSE OF YOU.

1430. IT'S A GOOD THING WE'RE EXCELLENT AT THIS.

1431. ATTEN-HUT!

1432. LET'S DO IT.

1433. G.W.M.A!

1434. WHOO-HOO!

1435. WHOOO!

1436. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

1437. YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

1438. SPECTACULAR.

1439. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN A BETTER REGIONAL...

1440. OR A CLOSER ONE, EITHER.

1441. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO...

1442. THIRD PLACE, THE BRONZE...

1443. OF REDDING, CONNECTICUT.

1444. AND THE WINNER...

1445. SINCE THE COMPETITION BEGAN...

1446. IS...

1447. BY ONE POINT...

1448. WHO TAKES THE GOLD!

1449. MILITARY ACADEMY...

1450. WHO TAKES THE SILVER.

1451. WELL DONE, ALL.

1452. WE GOT BEAT.

1453. NO, WE DIDN'T. WE MEDALED.

1454. WE'RE GOING TO THE NATIONALS.

1455. IT'S MY FAULT.

1456. IF I HADN'T HAVE—

1457. THAT'S RIGHT.

1458. IF YOU HADN'T JOINED THE TEAM...

1459. WE WOULD'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS FAR.

1460. RIGHT THEN,

1461. ABOUT THIS SOME DAY.

1462. UM...

1463. UHH.

1464. HEH HEH HEH.

1465. NEXT YEAR, WE'LL BE EVEN BETTER.

1466. IF YOU AND I ROUTINES TOGETHER,

1467. THERE'S NO TELLING

1468. ACTUALLY, THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A NEXT YEAR FOR ME.

1469. YOU SEE, MY—MY FATHER GOT TRANSFERRED TO EUROPE,

1470. SO, UH...

1471. I'M MOVING.

1472. FOR YOU, CADET.

1473. A PLATOON LEADER...

1474. WITH A LITTLE MAGGOT,

1475. HEH, JUST LIKE YOU.

1476. FLIGHT, FALL IN!

1477. FORWARD... HUNH!

1478. RIGHT... FACE!

1479. HALT!

1480. LEFT... FACE!

1481. PRESENT... ARMS!

1482. SPIN ORDER... ARMS!

1483. IS MY FIRST AUTOBIOGRAPHY...

1484. EVERYTHING RIGHT.

1485. THE EVENTS ARE TRUE,

1486. THE FEELINGS ARE GENUINE,

1487. ARE FINISHED...

1488. BUT I MIGHT'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT EVERYONE WAS WEARING.