1. Ozzie. Come on in.Copy !req
2. Palmer. What's up?Copy !req
3. You know Peck and Olson.Copy !req
4. Peck, yes, hiya.
Olson, by reputation.Copy !req
5. I'm Osborne Cox.Copy !req
6. Yeah, hi.Copy !req
7. Aren't you with... Isn't he...Copy !req
8. Yeah, that's right. Have a seat.Copy !req
9. Look, Oz, look.Copy !req
10. There's no easy way to say this.Copy !req
11. We're taking you off
the Balkans desk.Copy !req
12. What? Why?Copy !req
13. In fact, we're moving you
out of SIGINT entirely.Copy !req
14. Just... No discussion?
Just "You're out"?Copy !req
15. Well, we're having
the discussion now.Copy !req
16. Look, Oz, this doesn't have
to be unpleasant.Copy !req
17. Palmer, with all due respect,Copy !req
18. what the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
19. And why is Olson here?Copy !req
20. Ozzie, look...Copy !req
21. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
22. - I know it's not my work.
- Ozzie.Copy !req
23. I'm a great fucking analyst.Copy !req
24. Okay, Ozzie.Copy !req
25. Ozzie, things have not been going
well, as you know.Copy !req
26. You have a drinking problem.Copy !req
27. I have a drinking problem?Copy !req
28. This doesn't have to be unpleasant.Copy !req
29. We found something for you in State.
It's a...Copy !req
30. Well, it is a lower
clearance level. Yes.Copy !req
31. But it's not...
Look, we're not terminating you.Copy !req
32. This is an assault.Copy !req
33. I have a drinking problem?Copy !req
34. - Fuck you, Peck. You're a Mormon!
- Ozzie.Copy !req
35. Next to you, we all have
a drinking problem!Copy !req
36. What the fuck is this?
Whose ass didn't I kiss? Huh?Copy !req
37. - Let's be honest!
- Okay...Copy !req
38. I mean, let us
be fucking honest.Copy !req
39. This is a crucifixion!
This is political!Copy !req
40. And don't tell me it's not!Copy !req
41. I have a drinking problem!Copy !req
42. You're home.Copy !req
43. Honey, hang on to your hat.
I've got some news.Copy !req
44. Did you pick up the cheeses?Copy !req
45. Huh?Copy !req
46. The cheeses? Were they ready?Copy !req
47. The cheeses?Copy !req
48. I didn't realize you could be
home so early.Copy !req
49. Yeah. I left a message for
you to stop by Arnaud's.Copy !req
50. The Magruders and the Pfarrers
are coming this evening.Copy !req
51. The Pfarrers...
What did Kathleen say?Copy !req
52. What?Copy !req
53. When you left the message?Copy !req
54. That she would
give you the message.Copy !req
55. Well, I don't know, I guess
we had bigger news today.Copy !req
56. My day didn't revolve
around whether...Copy !req
57. Do you mean that you didn't
pick up the cheeses?Copy !req
58. Well, if I didn't get the message,Copy !req
59. then I didn't pick up the cheeses.Copy !req
60. - For fuck's sake, Ozzie.
- But, honey, hang on to your hat.Copy !req
61. - What, now I have to go and pick them up?
- I have some news to...Copy !req
62. Stay here and get dressed.Copy !req
63. Honey, we have to talk.Copy !req
64. Well, not now. I mean, they're
gonna be here in less than an hour.Copy !req
65. Is that goat cheese?Copy !req
66. Chèvre, yes,
that is a goat cheese.Copy !req
67. 'Cause I have a lactose reflux,
and I can't...Copy !req
68. You're lactose intolerant?Copy !req
69. - Yeah, but I...
- Or you have acid reflux?Copy !req
70. They're different things.
I know what they are.Copy !req
71. So you misspoke.Copy !req
72. Well, thank you for correcting me.Copy !req
73. You should try the chèvre, Harry.
It's very good.Copy !req
74. Yeah. I can eat goat cheese.Copy !req
75. I was just telling your husband
that I have a conditionCopy !req
76. where I go into anaphylactic
shock when I...Copy !req
77. - Harry works in the Marshals Service, Doug.
- And my throat...Copy !req
78. I'm on the legislative side.Copy !req
79. I work with Senator Hobby.Copy !req
80. I was with Treasury, dealing with
Homeland Security.Copy !req
81. I'm with the Marshals now.Copy !req
82. If you want, he'll show you
his great big gun.Copy !req
83. Very funny. Gun's no big deal.Copy !req
84. Twenty years of Marshals Service,
I never discharged my weapon.Copy !req
85. That sounds like something you
should be telling your psychiatrist.Copy !req
86. I don't have a psychiatrist.Copy !req
87. Boy, I guess my job
is pretty undramatic.Copy !req
88. I'm on the legislative side.Copy !req
89. Mrs. Pfarrer, what do you do?Copy !req
90. Do you also carry a big gun?Copy !req
91. No, I write children's...Copy !req
92. She writes children's books.Copy !req
93. Yeah. Oliver, The Cat
Who Lives In The Rotunda.Copy !req
94. - Those are wonderful!
- Thank you.Copy !req
95. My nieces and nephews
just love them.Copy !req
96. Yeah, it's a
beloved, beloved series.Copy !req
97. Thank you.Copy !req
98. You should see
the fan mail she gets.Copy !req
99. Are you sure this is goat cheese?Copy !req
100. Why don't you let your wife tell
them about her own books, Harry?Copy !req
101. - Come with me into the kitchen.
- I'm sorry. Was I dominating?Copy !req
102. Help with the crudités.Copy !req
103. God damn it. He knows, doesn't he?
These are nice floors.Copy !req
104. - Knows what?
- About us, he knows about us.Copy !req
105. - Little prick.
- Don't be such an ass.Copy !req
106. He doesn't know a thing.Copy !req
107. What is that, Forbo?Copy !req
108. What a horse's ass.Copy !req
109. I don't know why we see them.Copy !req
110. Well, she's all right.Copy !req
111. She's a cold, stuck-up bitch.Copy !req
112. You quit?Copy !req
113. Well, thank you for telling me.Copy !req
114. Well, I tried to
tell you this...Copy !req
115. You tried? You tried?Copy !req
116. And then what,
aphasia kicked in?Copy !req
117. No. Then our guests
came and then...Copy !req
118. - Why? For fuck's sake, Ozzie.
- I don't know.Copy !req
119. I just got so tired.Copy !req
120. You're tired?Copy !req
121. Yes, of swimming
against the current.Copy !req
122. Independent thought
is not valued there.Copy !req
123. They resist it. They fight it.
The bureaucracy is...Copy !req
124. So they gave you a pension
or severance or something?Copy !req
125. I didn't retire. I quit.
I don't want their benefits.Copy !req
126. But my benefits,
they will do you, right?Copy !req
127. They'll see you through,
is that the idea?Copy !req
128. It's not like that's the
only way to make money.Copy !req
129. Yes? Yes? Well,
what're you gonna do?Copy !req
130. I'll do some consulting.Copy !req
131. Consulting.Copy !req
132. Yes, to help out while...
I've always wanted to write.Copy !req
133. Write. Write what?Copy !req
134. I've been thinking
about writing a book.Copy !req
135. Or, you know, a sort of memoir.Copy !req
136. You okay there, Dad?Copy !req
137. Dad, I left my job
at the Agency.Copy !req
138. I'm sorry, Dad.Copy !req
139. Government service is not the
same as when you were in State.Copy !req
140. Things are different now.Copy !req
141. I don't know, maybe it's
the Cold War ending.Copy !req
142. Now it seems like it's all
bureaucracy and no mission.Copy !req
143. I'm writing a memoir.Copy !req
144. I think it can be
pretty explosive.Copy !req
145. But I don't think
you would disapprove.Copy !req
146. I don't think you
would disapprove.Copy !req
147. Katie's had trouble
accepting it.Copy !req
148. But sometimes there's
a higher patriotism, Dad.Copy !req
149. I know this kind of man.
We've seen this.Copy !req
150. Mrs. Cox,
you cannot let this manCopy !req
151. take advantage of you,
and he will.Copy !req
152. He will.Copy !req
153. Yes. This is my fear.Copy !req
154. Though he's trying...
Well, he saysCopy !req
155. he's trying to pull
himself together but...Copy !req
156. Yeah. Look, sure, I'm obliged to
tell you to try to salvage things,Copy !req
157. and you should.
It's not unheard ofCopy !req
158. that people turn
themselves around,Copy !req
159. but you haven't broached the
possibility of divorce yet.Copy !req
160. - No.
- Well, that's good.Copy !req
161. Because first you should get his
financials before he's forewarned.Copy !req
162. Because here is a man...Copy !req
163. Here is a man
practiced in deceit.Copy !req
164. This was almost,
you could say, it's his job,Copy !req
165. and there is no reason
it's not improper.Copy !req
166. There is no reason you shouldn't get
a picture of the household finances.Copy !req
167. Paper files, computer files, whatever.
That's your prerogative.Copy !req
168. You can be a spy, too, madam.Copy !req
169. Do this,
before he's put on alert.Copy !req
170. Before the turtle can draw
in his head and his...Copy !req
171. - Feet.
- Feet.Copy !req
172. And hopefully
everything will work out.Copy !req
173. He will reform.Copy !req
174. But if not,Copy !req
175. forewarned is forearmed.Copy !req
176. We were young and committed and
there was nothing we could not do.Copy !req
177. We thought of the Agency less...Copy !req
178. The principles of George Kennan,Copy !req
179. a personal hero of mine,Copy !req
180. like the fabled Murrow's Boys,Copy !req
181. at a time of...Copy !req
182. You have reached the Cox Group.Copy !req
183. We can't answer
your call right...Copy !req
184. Hello?Copy !req
185. I'm looking for Dr. Cox.
Is she there?Copy !req
186. No. She isn't.
Hers is the 5719 number.Copy !req
187. This is the Cox Group,Copy !req
188. but you can reach her on her
portable or at her office.Copy !req
189. She's married!Copy !req
190. Number four.Copy !req
191. Has a boyfriend!Copy !req
192. And number six.Copy !req
193. She's pregnant!Copy !req
194. I should try to get a run in.Copy !req
195. Ozzie!Copy !req
196. Let all with one accord rejoiceCopy !req
197. In praise of Old NassauCopy !req
198. In praise of Old Nassau, my boysCopy !req
199. Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!Copy !req
200. Her sons will give
while they shall liveCopy !req
201. Three cheers for Old Nassau!Copy !req
202. We take all the chicken fat
off your buttocks, here.Copy !req
203. And the upper arms.Copy !req
204. - And a little off your tummy.
- Yeah. Great.Copy !req
205. Now, we do breast augmentationCopy !req
206. with a tiny incision here...Copy !req
207. That marker tickles.Copy !req
208. ...and here.Copy !req
209. And what about the upper leg,
the higher inside thigh area?Copy !req
210. Well, we can do liposuction
there, as well,Copy !req
211. but that area will
respond to exercise.Copy !req
212. The buttocks and upper arms
begin to store more fatCopy !req
213. once you get up around 40.
The body just tells it to go there,Copy !req
214. but the thighs will respond
to toning exercises.Copy !req
215. Yeah, I can work on my arms
till the cows come home, but...Copy !req
216. Well, also,
there are of course genetic factors.Copy !req
217. The Litzkes have
always been big.Copy !req
218. Well, everyone's got...Copy !req
219. My mother had an ass
that could pull a bus.Copy !req
220. Well, that's a...Copy !req
221. Father's side, too.Copy !req
222. I mean, although Dad tended to
carry his weight out in front more,Copy !req
223. in the gut area.
Derrière, not so much.Copy !req
224. Okay.Copy !req
225. And what about the face, you
know, the window to the soul?Copy !req
226. Huh.Copy !req
227. Very well put.Copy !req
228. Well, your eyes are one
of your best features,Copy !req
229. but we can do something about
the incipient crow's feet.Copy !req
230. Baby crow's feet.
Little chickling's feet.Copy !req
231. I mean chicks.
Chickie, chickie, chickie.Copy !req
232. Yes, again, well put.Copy !req
233. You have a way with words.Copy !req
234. We make a small incision
and then pull the skin tight,Copy !req
235. like stretching
the skin over a drum.Copy !req
236. Not too tight, though.Copy !req
237. We don't want that
"worked-on" look.Copy !req
238. You need sufficient slack for
the face to remain expressive.Copy !req
239. Yeah, I don't wanna
look like Boris Karloff.Copy !req
240. So you don't want a sex change!Copy !req
241. No, I'm all woman!Copy !req
242. So, Linda, what we're talking about
here is four different procedures.Copy !req
243. The liposuction,
the rhinoplasty,Copy !req
244. the facial tuck, which I would strongly
recommend over the chemical peel.Copy !req
245. Yeah, I don't wanna
burn anything off.Copy !req
246. And why should you,
with that lovely skin?Copy !req
247. And lastly,
the breast augmentation.Copy !req
248. Now, we can also do something
about the vaccine scar.Copy !req
249. I don't know if you wear
sleeveless dresses much...Copy !req
250. Not with these ham hocks!Copy !req
251. Yes, well, once they're
nice and svelte, post-op,Copy !req
252. you may change
your mind about that.Copy !req
253. I wanna talk about
this vaccine thing.Copy !req
254. I mean, can you
counsel me on this?Copy !req
255. I mean, is it
really that unsightly?Copy !req
256. I see... I mean,
a bunch of people have them.Copy !req
257. Absolutely!
Some women don't mind it.Copy !req
258. It's personal taste.Copy !req
259. Chad!Copy !req
260. Big breath. Exhale.Copy !req
261. Hold it.Copy !req
262. Hold and release!Copy !req
263. Chad!Copy !req
264. And release.Copy !req
265. Too much?Copy !req
266. I just felt a straining,
a tightness in the front of my ass.Copy !req
267. Well, you are pretty
tight down there.Copy !req
268. You have to...Copy !req
269. Yes, something
snapped in my ass.Copy !req
270. Chad Feldheimer
to the office, please.Copy !req
271. I'm gonna check with my office.
I'll be right back,Copy !req
272. and we're gonna work
on opening those hips.Copy !req
273. I just got a batch
from BeWithMeDC.com.Copy !req
274. Oh, no. Anything good?Copy !req
275. I don't know. I'm just looking.
How do I open this?Copy !req
276. Click on the...
Click on the... Yeah...Copy !req
277. Okay. Oh, my God!Copy !req
278. Okay. Loser.Copy !req
279. Loser. Loser.Copy !req
280. They should
call this Mr. Loser.com.Copy !req
281. Did you have to
send in a picture?Copy !req
282. No, only the guys do.Copy !req
283. I had to fill out
a verbal profile,Copy !req
284. what turns me on,
what turns me off.Copy !req
285. I'm really looking for a
guy with a sense of humor.Copy !req
286. - That guy... Wait. That guy wasn't bad.
- Him?Copy !req
287. - No, before.
- Him?Copy !req
288. Yeah... He might not be a loser.Copy !req
289. How can you tell?Copy !req
290. - That's a Brioni suit.
- Yeah?Copy !req
291. Shit, yeah.Copy !req
292. Does he look like he would
have a sense of humor?Copy !req
293. Looks like his optometrist
has a sense of humor.Copy !req
294. What does he do?Copy !req
295. State Department.Copy !req
296. That's cool.Copy !req
297. His hair is... What is that?Copy !req
298. Plugs?Copy !req
299. This is our cardio area,
and we have a lot of machines,Copy !req
300. so, believe me,
there's never a wait.Copy !req
301. I mean, what you see now
is like our busiest time,Copy !req
302. and there's like
a lot of machines open.Copy !req
303. Hey, Chad.Copy !req
304. Hey, Linda.
Did you call that guy?Copy !req
305. No, not yet. Chad Feldheimer,
he's one of our trainers.Copy !req
306. I've been doing this Internet
dating thing, and I...Copy !req
307. What service?Copy !req
308. BeWithMeDC.com.Copy !req
309. - Nice.
- Have you used them?Copy !req
310. No. Two friends did, though,
and they both got hooked upCopy !req
311. with really special guys.Copy !req
312. That's fantastic.Copy !req
313. If you're an English speaker,
please say, "Yes"...Copy !req
314. Yes!Copy !req
315. I'm sorry.
I didn't understand what you said.Copy !req
316. - If you're an English speaker...
- English.Copy !req
317. Would you like to speak to the
billing department or to an agent?Copy !req
318. Agent.Copy !req
319. I'm sorry.
I didn't understand what you said.Copy !req
320. Agent! Agent!Copy !req
321. Hello. Can I help you?Copy !req
322. Yeah, hi. This is Linda Litzke.Copy !req
323. Shall I give you
my account number?Copy !req
324. - You keyed it in. I have it here.
- You have it up? Okay.Copy !req
325. I was told that I needed
pre-approval for these surgeries...Copy !req
326. Yes, I'm showing that this
procedure was not approved.Copy !req
327. Yes, it was denied.Copy !req
328. This operation is an elective procedure.
It's not covered by...Copy !req
329. No, those are four different operations.
It's very complicated.Copy !req
330. I'm reinventing myself.
This is a whole new look,Copy !req
331. so it's not just one thing,
but they're all approved by my doctor.Copy !req
332. Your doctor's approval
is not the issue, ma'am.Copy !req
333. - But this is not... Madam.
- Our guidelines specifyCopy !req
334. that elective surgeries are...Copy !req
335. My job involves
public interface.Copy !req
336. - This is not...
- I'm afraid you don't understand...Copy !req
337. I understand.Copy !req
338. Put your supervisor on, please.Copy !req
339. Hold the line.Copy !req
340. Alan?Copy !req
341. Linda?Copy !req
342. Yeah.Copy !req
343. We've been over
and over and over this.Copy !req
344. First you say you
can't commit, and then...Copy !req
345. Would you come down from there?Copy !req
346. We were married when I was in
my, what, mid-20s?Copy !req
347. A kid.Copy !req
348. We were kids, 20s.Copy !req
349. You think it's forever.Copy !req
350. You get older,
you start to feel your mortality,Copy !req
351. and you say,
"There's no more time for dishonesty,Copy !req
352. "for subterfuge." You say,
"I'm not that person."Copy !req
353. The choices you make...Copy !req
354. I'm thinking of divorcing Ozzie.Copy !req
355. Frankly, I'm thinking...Copy !req
356. I guess that's what
I should be thinking, too.Copy !req
357. With Sandy.Copy !req
358. Well, that's what
you were just saying.Copy !req
359. Absolutely, yes.Copy !req
360. And you're right.
You should dump that bozo.Copy !req
361. No question about it. I agree.Copy !req
362. So if I were divorced...Copy !req
363. Yes, I should settle
things with SandyCopy !req
364. because of you and me.Copy !req
365. It's just, you know...Copy !req
366. It's hard to inflict that kind of
pain, you know.Copy !req
367. Of course,
that would be easier for you.Copy !req
368. Why's that? I don't see that.Copy !req
369. Well, because he's such a dope,Copy !req
370. and Sandy is a good lady.
She's a very special lady.Copy !req
371. She's a cold, stuck-up bitch.Copy !req
372. That's a little...Copy !req
373. You and I should
get things sorted.Copy !req
374. I've always told you
it's more than just frivolity.Copy !req
375. That's right. That's understood.
You've been very straight.Copy !req
376. And I think I've been
loud and clear.Copy !req
377. Absolutely.Copy !req
378. Not just fun and games.Copy !req
379. Absolutely.Copy !req
380. - Agent!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
381. I didn't understand
what you said.Copy !req
382. Agent!Copy !req
383. Your call is important to us.Copy !req
384. Please stay on the line
for the next available agent.Copy !req
385. Ted, can I talk to you
about our Mickey Mouse HMO?Copy !req
386. Hang on.Copy !req
387. This is some heavy shit.Copy !req
388. Is that my date list?Copy !req
389. No, fuck.Copy !req
390. You know, I'm trying to reinvent
myself, and these procedures,Copy !req
391. which are so incredibly not cheap...
What is that?Copy !req
392. I can't believe this.Copy !req
393. This is like intelligence shit.Copy !req
394. I'm not comfortable with this.Copy !req
395. - This is like...
- What is it?Copy !req
396. I can't believe
this shit I'm seeing.Copy !req
397. - Manolo found it.
- On the floor there.Copy !req
398. Yeah. Manolo found like this
CD just lying in a locker,Copy !req
399. - a locker floor, ladies' locker.
- Just lying there.Copy !req
400. I'm like, "What,
someone's music or what?"Copy !req
401. And I come in here,
and it's these files, man.Copy !req
402. I'm not comfortable with this.Copy !req
403. Talking about SIGINT
and signals and shit and...Copy !req
404. "Signals" means "code,"
you know.Copy !req
405. It was just lying there.Copy !req
406. Talking here about department
heads and their names and shit.Copy !req
407. And then there's these other files
that are just, like, numbers.Copy !req
408. Arrayed. Numbers and dates and
numbers and numbers and dates.Copy !req
409. And numbers and...Copy !req
410. I think that's the shit, man.Copy !req
411. The raw intelligence.Copy !req
412. I'm not touching this.Copy !req
413. I want this out of here.Copy !req
414. - Just throw it out?
- No. You can't do that.Copy !req
415. You should put up a note
in the ladies' locker room.Copy !req
416. Put up a note?Copy !req
417. "Highly classified shit found?"Copy !req
418. "Signals intelligence shit?
CIA shit?"Copy !req
419. "Hello! Did anybody lose their
secret CIA shit?" I don't think so.Copy !req
420. I don't know, you figure it out,Copy !req
421. but I'm not comfortable
with this,Copy !req
422. and I want this out of Hardbodies.Copy !req
423. We're running a gym here. God.Copy !req
424. Manolo, you didn't find this.Copy !req
425. I found it on the floor there.Copy !req
426. Yeah, I know, but...Copy !req
427. Right there on the floor there.Copy !req
428. Just lying there.Copy !req
429. Harry?Copy !req
430. Yeah, it's me.Copy !req
431. Absolut Saketini, please.Copy !req
432. Just a Tab.Copy !req
433. But if I could get
an advance on my salary,Copy !req
434. I could at least get
the surgery ball rolling.Copy !req
435. There's a payroll
company, you know.Copy !req
436. They don't just
advance people money.Copy !req
437. They just don't do that.Copy !req
438. I mean, sure, I could say,
"Yes, I authorize it,"Copy !req
439. but that's not going to
mean anything to them.Copy !req
440. Then why do they have us on
this cockamamie health plan?Copy !req
441. I need those surgeries, Ted.Copy !req
442. You're a beautiful woman.
You don't...Copy !req
443. I have gone just about as far
as I can go with this body.Copy !req
444. I think it's a beautiful...Copy !req
445. It's not a phony-baloney
Hollywood body.Copy !req
446. That's right, Ted.
I would be laughed out of Hollywood.Copy !req
447. I have very limited
breasts, a ginormous ass,Copy !req
448. and I've got this gut
that swings back and forthCopy !req
449. in front of me like a shopping
cart with a bent wheel.Copy !req
450. You know, there's a lot of guys
that like you just the way you are.Copy !req
451. Yeah. Losers.Copy !req
452. - I don't know. I mean, am I a loser?
- Ted.Copy !req
453. You know, I wasn't always
a manager at Hardbodies.Copy !req
454. Let me tell you...Copy !req
455. Let me show you something.Copy !req
456. Is that you?Copy !req
457. Fourteen years, a Greek Orthodox priest.
Congregation in Chevy Chase.Copy !req
458. - That's a good job!
- What happened?Copy !req
459. It's a long story.Copy !req
460. Anyway,Copy !req
461. in many ways,
I'm a lot happier now.Copy !req
462. My point is...Copy !req
463. My point is, it's a journey.Copy !req
464. That's my point.
I don't want to stay where I am.Copy !req
465. I want to find someone
to share my journey.Copy !req
466. Well, you know, sometimes,
if you don't look in your own back yard...Copy !req
467. I know. That's why I started
this Internet dating.Copy !req
468. But what I'm saying is maybe,
you know, you don't have to...Copy !req
469. Look, Ted, I know that you can't
authorize an advance on my salary,Copy !req
470. but you could put in
a request, can't you?Copy !req
471. It's not going to
do any good, Linda.Copy !req
472. Ted, have you ever heard of
the power of positive thinking?Copy !req
473. Harry?Copy !req
474. It's Monica.Copy !req
475. Well, hello.Copy !req
476. Maybe I can get a run in.Copy !req
477. - Hello?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
478. Oh, my God.Copy !req
479. Oh, my God.Copy !req
480. Oh, my God.Copy !req
481. Do you know what time it is?Copy !req
482. So, like, I couldn't call youCopy !req
483. on your totally unsecure phone,Copy !req
484. but I know who the guy is.Copy !req
485. The guy?Copy !req
486. The guy, the secret guy.Copy !req
487. So, is he high up?Copy !req
488. I don't know if he's high up.Copy !req
489. Probably. I mean,
I got his name, not his rank.Copy !req
490. So what's his name?Copy !req
491. Osborne Cox.Copy !req
492. Never heard of him.Copy !req
493. Like you're so plugged intoCopy !req
494. the intelligence community.Copy !req
495. I'm just saying
as a layperson...Copy !req
496. I think the quality of the intelligence
dictates how high up he is.Copy !req
497. - Okay.
- Not what we know.Copy !req
498. I also...Copy !req
499. Do you have any water?
I gotta hydrate.Copy !req
500. I got tap water.Copy !req
501. Are you kidding?Copy !req
502. How do you know who he is?Copy !req
503. Sources.Copy !req
504. What do you mean sources?Copy !req
505. You got like Gatorade or anything
besides, like, Maryland swamp water?Copy !req
506. Do you know how far
this is from my place?Copy !req
507. How do you know his name?Copy !req
508. I got this geek friend,
Eddie Gallegos.Copy !req
509. He does computer stuff,
hooks up people's computersCopy !req
510. and programs their VCRs and shit.Copy !req
511. So he examines the files and pulls off
the digital watermark, which tells youCopy !req
512. what computer it was created on.Copy !req
513. Fucking child's play for Eddie.Copy !req
514. And...Copy !req
515. I got his number, I got his numberCopy !req
516. Oh, my God.Copy !req
517. That was a bit more difficult.Copy !req
518. Shall we give him a tinkle?Copy !req
519. Oh, my God.Copy !req
520. Why?Copy !req
521. 'Cause he's gonna wanna know
that his shit is secure.Copy !req
522. He's gonna be relieved.Copy !req
523. He might even be so relieved
that he gives us a reward.Copy !req
524. I would be very fucking
surprised if he did not.Copy !req
525. Very surprised.Copy !req
526. Like, you know,
the Good Samaritan tax,Copy !req
527. which is not even a tax,
really, since it's voluntary.Copy !req
528. Hello?Copy !req
529. Osborne? Osborne Cox?Copy !req
530. Yes.Copy !req
531. Who is this?Copy !req
532. This... Is this Osborne Cox?Copy !req
533. Who is this? What time is it?
Who are you?Copy !req
534. I'm a Good Samaritan.Copy !req
535. I'm sorry I'm calling
at such an hour,Copy !req
536. but I thought you
might be worried.Copy !req
537. Worried?Copy !req
538. About the security of your shit.Copy !req
539. What on earth are
you talking about?Copy !req
540. Who am I speaking to?Copy !req
541. Your files. Your...
The documents.Copy !req
542. I know these documents
are sensitive.Copy !req
543. But I am perfectly willing to give
back to you your sensitive shit,Copy !req
544. you know,
at a time of your choosing.Copy !req
545. What documents are
you talking about?Copy !req
546. Osborne Cox?Copy !req
547. Yes! Yes, this is...Copy !req
548. Hello, it's Osborne Cox.
Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
549. What documents are
you talking about?Copy !req
550. Okay.Copy !req
551. "The bureau chief in Belgrade
we all call Slovak the Butcher."Copy !req
552. "He had very little rapport with
his staff and his dispatches..."Copy !req
553. Rapport. "Very little rapport"Copy !req
554. "with his staff," fucking moron!Copy !req
555. How did you get this?Copy !req
556. Don't blow a gasket, Osborne.Copy !req
557. Who the fuck are you?
Listen to me.Copy !req
558. We have...
It's not important where...Copy !req
559. You are in way over
your fucking head!Copy !req
560. I don't know who
the fuck you are,Copy !req
561. but you have no idea
what you're doing!Copy !req
562. Why so uptight, Osborne Cox?Copy !req
563. I'm just a Good Samaritan,
a traveler on the road...Copy !req
564. Tell him we're
gonna give it back.Copy !req
565. We just thought that he
would like to maybe know,Copy !req
566. and tell him about that
Good Samaritan tax thing...Copy !req
567. - Who is that? Hello?
- Ozzie, what's going on?Copy !req
568. You tell him he's
inconveniencing us.Copy !req
569. Hello! Who the fuck is this?Copy !req
570. Ozzie, what's going on?Copy !req
571. You know, this is a major
inconvenience for us,Copy !req
572. and we just thought a reward...Copy !req
573. So it's money! So it's money!Copy !req
574. You want money?
Okay. Listen to me.Copy !req
575. Well, yeah, why not?Copy !req
576. - Am I out of line here?
- Let me...Copy !req
577. Listen to me, you two clowns.Copy !req
578. Listen to me very,
very carefully.Copy !req
579. You have no idea what you're
doing, and I warn you...Copy !req
580. You warn us? You warn us?
You warn us?Copy !req
581. Yes. Yes. I...Copy !req
582. - Let me tell you something, Mr. Intelligence.
- Yes. Let me...Copy !req
583. - We warn you!
- Listen!Copy !req
584. We will call you back
with our demands!Copy !req
585. Hello? Listen to me.Copy !req
586. Chad! Don't you...Copy !req
587. - No, Chad. Don't play his game!
- Let me explainCopy !req
588. - how this will work.
- Sorry.Copy !req
589. - Jeez.
- The nerve of that guy!Copy !req
590. I am very fucking surprised he
did not give us that reward.Copy !req
591. What on earth is going on?Copy !req
592. Some clown, or two clowns,
have gotten a hold of my memoirs.Copy !req
593. Your what?Copy !req
594. Stolen it, or...
I don't know how...Copy !req
595. Your what?Copy !req
596. My memoirs, the book
that I'm writing.Copy !req
597. Well, why in God's name would
anyone think that's worth anything?Copy !req
598. It doesn't sound like
he's gonna play ball.Copy !req
599. He'll play ball!Copy !req
600. We just have to
show him who's boss.Copy !req
601. Well, that's...Copy !req
602. He sounds very senior.Copy !req
603. I think this is some senior guyCopy !req
604. who has screwed
the pooch, big-time.Copy !req
605. Yeah, that's why
we got him, you know.Copy !req
606. We caught him with his thing
caught in a big, fat wringer.Copy !req
607. - Yeah.
- And us in the driver's seat.Copy !req
608. This is our opportunity.
You don't get many of these.Copy !req
609. You slip on the ice outside of,
you know, a fancy restaurant,Copy !req
610. - or something like this happens.
- Right.Copy !req
611. And right now this has happened.Copy !req
612. Yup.Copy !req
613. It sure has.Copy !req
614. This could put a big
dent in my surgeries.Copy !req
615. Big time.Copy !req
616. Honey! Honey!Copy !req
617. Huh?Copy !req
618. My car is here.
I'm off, mystery man.Copy !req
619. What is that thing?Copy !req
620. It's top secret, baby.Copy !req
621. How many cities?Copy !req
622. Seattle, San Francisco,
Los Angeles, Chicago.Copy !req
623. Why do they always
send you to Seattle?Copy !req
624. It's not a big market.Copy !req
625. I don't know. Lots of
independent bookstores.Copy !req
626. Rains all the time.
What else are people gonna do?Copy !req
627. I can think of
a couple of things.Copy !req
628. You can think of one thing.Copy !req
629. Where are they putting you?Copy !req
630. Christ, it better
be the Peninsula,Copy !req
631. the money I make for them.Copy !req
632. Are you gonna be okay?Copy !req
633. I'll be sad, but I'll be okay.Copy !req
634. Not too sad.Copy !req
635. Just the right amount.Copy !req
636. I am crazy about you, baby.Copy !req
637. Hey!Copy !req
638. Tony Bennett, Toni Morrison,Copy !req
639. Zoe Caldwell. It was marvelous.Copy !req
640. First time I've ever
attended the Kennedy Honors.Copy !req
641. Jane Alexander is a client,Copy !req
642. an old friend of Zoe's.Copy !req
643. Anyway...Copy !req
644. - Connie.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
645. Would you bring in your copy
of the Cox financials?Copy !req
646. Tony sang
The Best is Yet to Come.Copy !req
647. Tony Bennett.Copy !req
648. I thought I had it
here on a disk.Copy !req
649. I don't know where the disk is.Copy !req
650. I'm sorry, I'll have to run
another off my hard drive.Copy !req
651. All right. Okay.Copy !req
652. So we've drawn up the papers,Copy !req
653. and we are prepared to execute service
on Osborne, if you so elect, Mrs. Cox.Copy !req
654. But since we are at
the point of no return,Copy !req
655. I always urge my clients
in this junctureCopy !req
656. to give it one more
day of reflection.Copy !req
657. Harry?Copy !req
658. It's Linda.Copy !req
659. Well, hello.Copy !req
660. I did the whole bodyguard
thing for years.Copy !req
661. My guy was in State,
the Secretary as a matter of fact,Copy !req
662. so I did a lot of traveling.Copy !req
663. "Ironside has left the building."
We called him Iron Ass.Copy !req
664. Not to his face, of course.Copy !req
665. Not to his ass, either!Copy !req
666. He was okay.Copy !req
667. Personal protection's
a young man's game.Copy !req
668. These are really good.
You wanna try one?Copy !req
669. Yeah? Does that have
shell food in it?Copy !req
670. - Shell food?
- I got a sensitivity.Copy !req
671. I go into anaphylactic shock.Copy !req
672. My larynx swells up and it closes...
What the hell.Copy !req
673. Live dangerously, huh?Copy !req
674. Can't always wear a
condom, right?Copy !req
675. That's right! Not always!Copy !req
676. Yeah. My job now is
mostly administrative.Copy !req
677. Not so much PP,
personal protection.Copy !req
678. I do still carry the gun.Copy !req
679. Oh, my God.Copy !req
680. No big deal. Never discharged itCopy !req
681. in 20 years of service.
Security blanket now.Copy !req
682. I don't even think about it.
Of course,Copy !req
683. you're not supposed
to think about it.Copy !req
684. In a situation where your man is
threatened, the training kicks in.Copy !req
685. It's muscle memory. Just like that.
It's reflexes. It's...Copy !req
686. Those are outrageous.
You wanna swap?Copy !req
687. No way!Copy !req
688. - Go away. Go away.
- Let me touch.Copy !req
689. Okay. Sake?Copy !req
690. There was a hell of a lot
of political infightingCopy !req
691. and petty, petty shit,
and then basicallyCopy !req
692. the old man stepped
on Geiberger's throat.Copy !req
693. This is nice.
Is this wide-plank pine?Copy !req
694. Yeah. I guess so.Copy !req
695. Yeah.Copy !req
696. Listen, Linda,
full disclosure here.Copy !req
697. Yes, I am not wearing a wedding
ring, but I am married.Copy !req
698. I took the ring off about 18 months
ago when we agreed to separate,Copy !req
699. we agreed to disagree.Copy !req
700. That's about the only
thing we ever agreed on.Copy !req
701. Well, thanks for telling me, Harry.
I really appreciate it.Copy !req
702. You know,
full transparency is my MO.Copy !req
703. That's not gonna go off, is it?Copy !req
704. Well, let's get in the
other room and find out.Copy !req
705. That's great. That's exciting.Copy !req
706. Yeah. He's very, very communicative.Copy !req
707. Very accessible.
He has a sense of humor,Copy !req
708. and he agrees 100%
about my surgeries.Copy !req
709. Well...Copy !req
710. He agrees my ass
could be smaller.Copy !req
711. I mean, not in a mean way.Copy !req
712. It comes from a place of humor.Copy !req
713. That's good, but, Linda,
what do you really know about this guy?Copy !req
714. I told you, he's in
the Treasury Department.Copy !req
715. But, no, I mean...Copy !req
716. You know, he could be one of these
guys that cruises the Internet.Copy !req
717. Yeah, so am I.Copy !req
718. What's wrong with this?Copy !req
719. No, you cannot wear that.Copy !req
720. You have to wear a suit.Copy !req
721. You mean, go home and change?Copy !req
722. Yeah!Copy !req
723. I was gonna ride my bike.Copy !req
724. Osborne Cox.Copy !req
725. And you, I take it,
are Mr. Black.Copy !req
726. Yes, I am.Copy !req
727. You have the money?Copy !req
728. $50,000.Copy !req
729. That's what was agreed
upon, Osborne Cox.Copy !req
730. All right. Let me explain
something to you, Mr. Black.Copy !req
731. You know who I am,
I know who you are.Copy !req
732. Perhaps,Copy !req
733. but appearances
can be deceptive.Copy !req
734. Yeah.Copy !req
735. What you're engaged in is blackmail.
That is a felony.Copy !req
736. That's for starters.Copy !req
737. Appearances can be deceptive.Copy !req
738. I am a mere
Good Samaritan who...Copy !req
739. Secondly,
the unauthorized disseminationCopy !req
740. of classified material
is a federal crime.Copy !req
741. If you ever carried out
your proposed threat,Copy !req
742. you would experience such a shit
storm of consequences, my friend,Copy !req
743. that your empty little head
would be spinningCopy !req
744. faster than the wheels of your
Schwinn bicycle back there.Copy !req
745. You think that's a Schwinn.Copy !req
746. Now give me the fucking
floppy or the CDCopy !req
747. or whatever the fuck it is...Copy !req
748. As soon as you give
us the money, dickwad!Copy !req
749. You fuck!Copy !req
750. Give it to me, fuck!Copy !req
751. - You fucker.
- I know who you are, fucker!Copy !req
752. You're the fucker!Copy !req
753. - Where's the money?
- He hit me!Copy !req
754. Where's the money?Copy !req
755. He didn't give it to me.Copy !req
756. For... Get in the car.
Get in the car.Copy !req
757. What are you doing? Shit!Copy !req
758. Fuck it! Fuck! Fucking lunatic!Copy !req
759. You fucking morons!Copy !req
760. Dick!Copy !req
761. - That'll give him something to think about.
- Yeah.Copy !req
762. I knew this would happen.Copy !req
763. Wait. Wait! We gotta go back!Copy !req
764. My bike!Copy !req
765. It's on to Plan B.Copy !req
766. That's just a Kryptonite lock.
You can open those fuckers with a Bic pen!Copy !req
767. Some people.Copy !req
768. What is this?Copy !req
769. Russian Embassy.Copy !req
770. I told Mr. Krapotkin
I might be stopping by.Copy !req
771. Is there a men's room?Copy !req
772. Madam, you are mistaken.Copy !req
773. I am assistant cultural attaché.Copy !req
774. The organs of state security
are not allowed to functionCopy !req
775. within the borders
of your country.Copy !req
776. Organs?Copy !req
777. Yes.Copy !req
778. But what if I had, say,
secrets of a highly...Copy !req
779. Secrets that might interest
the organs of the...Copy !req
780. Yes?Copy !req
781. That's just a taste.Copy !req
782. May I ask the source
of this material?Copy !req
783. No, you may not.Copy !req
784. - He's very high up.
- Chad!Copy !req
785. What?
I'm just saying he's high up.Copy !req
786. PC or Mac?Copy !req
787. - PC.
- PC.Copy !req
788. Could you wait, please?Copy !req
789. I do have a date.Copy !req
790. Hey!Copy !req
791. The fish has bitten.Copy !req
792. Huh?Copy !req
793. Yeah, he seems cool.Copy !req
794. Chad.Copy !req
795. Could you accompany me, please?Copy !req
796. There is more material?Copy !req
797. There's a lot more.Copy !req
798. But we want to be paid first.Copy !req
799. You are not ideological?Copy !req
800. I don't think so.Copy !req
801. Look, I have a date, so...Copy !req
802. Date.Copy !req
803. - A line to check in, towels piling up.
- I'm sorry, Ted.Copy !req
804. And Manolo running
around like crazy.Copy !req
805. What happened to your nose?Copy !req
806. This is not acceptable
at Hardbodies.Copy !req
807. You two know better than that.Copy !req
808. Yes, we do, Ted.
I'm really sorry.Copy !req
809. This is no way...Copy !req
810. It was unavoidable, Ted.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
811. But you won't tell me
what's going on.Copy !req
812. No, we can't.Copy !req
813. I know this is
really terrible, Ted,Copy !req
814. but I have to go. I have a date.Copy !req
815. You're changing, Linda.
It's very sad.Copy !req
816. Which, to my mind, is all the more
reason to lower the boom on Ozzie.Copy !req
817. Is that it? "-"?Copy !req
818. I'm wondering if it's
the right time and...Copy !req
819. Well, of course
it's the right time.Copy !req
820. Why wouldn't it
be the right time?Copy !req
821. - Does this threaten you?
- No.Copy !req
822. You and me, we're rock solid.Copy !req
823. It's just, I think that's
why we can afford to be big.Copy !req
824. We can think about Ozzie and
whether we give him a chance toCopy !req
825. get himself together
a little bit,Copy !req
826. before you hammer
the hell out of him.Copy !req
827. - Is that how you see me? Hammering him?
- Of course not...Copy !req
828. - No, but that was your word.
- Yeah.Copy !req
829. - I don't hammer.
- No, of course not. Listen,Copy !req
830. I'm no friend of the guy,
you know that.Copy !req
831. I think he's an
arrogant little geek.Copy !req
832. But, you know,
we have all the time in the world,Copy !req
833. and he just lost his job.Copy !req
834. He didn't lose it. He quit.Copy !req
835. Yeah, well, most of the people in
this town who quit, were fired.Copy !req
836. I feel sorry for him,Copy !req
837. and I think he'll be a lot easier to
deal with if he doesn't feel cornered.Copy !req
838. Maybe. Just as long as we're
talking about Ozzie here, not you.Copy !req
839. Of course we're
talking about Ozzie.Copy !req
840. I'll do whatever you want, baby.
I adore you.Copy !req
841. - You get the check.
- Okay.Copy !req
842. Yeah. Yes.
Is there blood in his stool?Copy !req
843. Later. I'm running home.Copy !req
844. I love you, baby.Copy !req
845. Ozzie?Copy !req
846. God damn it, Ozzie,
what have you done to the car?Copy !req
847. All right. All right.Copy !req
848. Oh, my God, am I really late?Copy !req
849. No, no. It doesn't
start for five minutes.Copy !req
850. You haven't seen
this yet, have you?Copy !req
851. This one, no. No, I have not.Copy !req
852. I hear it's terrific.Copy !req
853. Great.Copy !req
854. We've been over
and over and over this.Copy !req
855. First you say you
can't commit, and then...Copy !req
856. Would you come down from there?Copy !req
857. Pardon our dust,
the ex is in the process of moving out.Copy !req
858. I told her to expedite
things, but...Copy !req
859. Yeah.Copy !req
860. Yeah, you know,
you try to act like an adult.Copy !req
861. Well, it's never easy.Copy !req
862. You wanna come downstairs?
You like surprises?Copy !req
863. Well, I'm always open
to new experiences.Copy !req
864. I gotta tell you, I saw an ad for
this in a gentleman's magazine,Copy !req
865. 1,200 bucks. 1,200 bucks.
I'm looking at this thing and I think,Copy !req
866. "Jesus, you gotta be kidding me.
I'm a hobbyist."Copy !req
867. "This thing's basically
nothing but Speed-Rail."Copy !req
868. I figure I'd go down
to Home DepotCopy !req
869. and whip this up myself
for 100 bucks.Copy !req
870. What is it?Copy !req
871. You sit down there,
make yourself comfortable,Copy !req
872. put your feet in
the stirrups and...Copy !req
873. Oh, my God!Copy !req
874. That's fantastic!Copy !req
875. Something, isn't it?
100 bucks all in.Copy !req
876. Not counting my labor
and the cost of the dildo.Copy !req
877. Those things aren't cheap.Copy !req
878. See, I lack that.
I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.Copy !req
879. - The Russians?
- The Russians?Copy !req
880. The Russian Embassy, yeah.Copy !req
881. Are you sure?Copy !req
882. Hey, the guy was not hard to
follow, as you know.Copy !req
883. Why the fuck would they go to the Russians?
Why the fuck?Copy !req
884. I'm sorry. Thank you, Hal.Copy !req
885. Hey. No problemo.Copy !req
886. Look, Ozzie, I hate to be
the paranoid old spook,Copy !req
887. but those two guys seem
very interested in you.Copy !req
888. You haven't gone poofy on
me, have you, Oz?Copy !req
889. Can I help you?Copy !req
890. I'm sorry if I was staring,Copy !req
891. but your face looks familiar.Copy !req
892. It's Princeton? '73?Copy !req
893. Yeah.Copy !req
894. I can't remember your name.Copy !req
895. Osborne Cox.Copy !req
896. I thought so.Copy !req
897. Served and witnessed.Copy !req
898. You have a real nice evening.Copy !req
899. What the fuck?Copy !req
900. Fuck! What the fuck?Copy !req
901. Fuck! Fucking...Copy !req
902. Why did you tell him
we could get more stuff?Copy !req
903. Well, maybe we can.Copy !req
904. That's all Manolo found.
That was everything.Copy !req
905. What, are we gonna tell ManoloCopy !req
906. to scoop some more secret spy
shit off the locker floor?Copy !req
907. - Hey!
- What?Copy !req
908. I don't like the snideness,
nor the negativity.Copy !req
909. - I'm sorry.
- I'm just trying to work this thing.Copy !req
910. If I'm gonna reinvent myself,
I need these surgeries,Copy !req
911. and these surgeries cost money.Copy !req
912. - And this is not just fun and games.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
913. So let's figure
this thing out, okay?Copy !req
914. Chad, your Berry Blast is ready.Copy !req
915. We know who he is.Copy !req
916. Right, Osborne Cox.Copy !req
917. So we can find out
where he lives, right?Copy !req
918. I guess.Copy !req
919. - You should change into a suit.
- Why?Copy !req
920. So you don't stand out
in his neighborhood.Copy !req
921. There are certain
elemental things, Chad.Copy !req
922. His neighborhood?Copy !req
923. Yes. We should take out the
labels and the laundry marks.Copy !req
924. Laundry marks?Copy !req
925. Deniability.Copy !req
926. ♪ Shake it downCopy !req
927. ♪ Shakes right ♪Copy !req
928. What's the odometer say?Copy !req
929. Five.Copy !req
930. About five or approximately five?
I mean...Copy !req
931. For fuck's sake, Harry,
it's five miles.Copy !req
932. 5.2.Copy !req
933. Okay. I gotta do at least five.Copy !req
934. Five and a deuce is okay.Copy !req
935. I'm amazed you have the energy.Copy !req
936. You kidding? Pull around the
corner and we'll do it in the back.Copy !req
937. You're so coarse.Copy !req
938. No. Back of the car,
not a rear entry situation.Copy !req
939. Fuck! I'm late.Copy !req
940. Hello?Copy !req
941. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
942. Oh, my God. What the fuck?Copy !req
943. What the fuck?Copy !req
944. What the fuck? Nothing?Copy !req
945. Oh, my fuck.
I killed a fucking spook.Copy !req
946. What the fuck are you doing
here, you fucker? You...Copy !req
947. Olson, what's up?Copy !req
948. Palmer, what's up?Copy !req
949. Not quite certain,
sir, but it's messy.Copy !req
950. Kolyma Two tells us
they have computer filesCopy !req
951. from an ex-analyst
of mine, Osborne Cox.Copy !req
952. Kolyma Two?Copy !req
953. Our man in the Russian Embassy.Copy !req
954. They were brought in
to them by a woman...Copy !req
955. The Russians?Copy !req
956. Yeah. It was brought in by
a woman named Linda Litzke,Copy !req
957. an associate of a guy
named Harry Pfarrer.Copy !req
958. Picture's in the file,
with Pfarrer's.Copy !req
959. - The Russians?
- Yeah.Copy !req
960. And who's Pfarrer?Copy !req
961. Treasury guy who has
been screwing Mrs. Cox.Copy !req
962. That must be how
they got the files.Copy !req
963. Or maybe Ozzie knows about them.Copy !req
964. They all seem to be
sleeping with each other.Copy !req
965. All right. Spare me.Copy !req
966. Yes, sir, but this Treasury guy,Copy !req
967. it's become complicated.Copy !req
968. He just shot somebody
in Ozzie's house.Copy !req
969. Shot your analyst?Copy !req
970. No, Ozzie wasn't there.Copy !req
971. Our man surveilling
hears a gunshot,Copy !req
972. sees the guy wrestle somethingCopy !req
973. into his car. Follows him.Copy !req
974. He dumps a body in
the Chesapeake Bay.Copy !req
975. Well, what'd he do that for?Copy !req
976. Don't know, sir.Copy !req
977. For Christ sake,
did anyone fish the body out?Copy !req
978. And Russian? American?Copy !req
979. Don't know. Scrubbed of ID.Copy !req
980. And this Linda...Copy !req
981. Linda Litzke.Copy !req
982. Yeah, she's Treasury?Copy !req
983. No.Copy !req
984. We're fuzzy on her.Copy !req
985. So we don't really know
what anyone is after.Copy !req
986. Not really, sir.Copy !req
987. And this analyst, ex-analyst...Copy !req
988. Cox.Copy !req
989. Yeah. What's his
clearance level?Copy !req
990. Three.Copy !req
991. Okay, no biggie.Copy !req
992. Just, for now, just keep an eye on
everyone, see what they do.Copy !req
993. Yes, sir. And we'll interface
with the FBI on this dead body.Copy !req
994. No! No. God, no. We don't want those
idiots bumbling around in this.Copy !req
995. Burn the body. Get rid of it.Copy !req
996. And keep an eye on
everyone, see what they do.Copy !req
997. Report back to me when...Copy !req
998. I don't know,
when it makes sense.Copy !req
999. Go!Copy !req
1000. And tap. Up, up and tap!Copy !req
1001. Up, up and tap.Copy !req
1002. I'm bigger. I'm bigger.Copy !req
1003. Now let's add the arms,
right here.Copy !req
1004. I'm bigger than ever.Copy !req
1005. Up, up, again. And again.Copy !req
1006. I'm bigger. I'm back.
I'm better. I'm back.Copy !req
1007. Than ever. I'm back.
Let's do it again. Come on.Copy !req
1008. You fuckers, I'm back.Copy !req
1009. Up, up, down, down.Copy !req
1010. You fuckers, I'm back.Copy !req
1011. Up, up, down, down, up!Copy !req
1012. And last time...Copy !req
1013. Linda. You okay?Copy !req
1014. Yeah, I'm fine, Ted. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1015. You don't look fine.Copy !req
1016. No, no, I'm...Copy !req
1017. But you won't
tell me what's wrong.Copy !req
1018. You never let me in, Linda.Copy !req
1019. I know you're trustworthy.
I just...Copy !req
1020. I don't want to endanger other people.
I mean...Copy !req
1021. This is the path that I've chosen.
It's not...Copy !req
1022. You have to isolate,
you know, a firewall.Copy !req
1023. Well, I don't know what to think.Copy !req
1024. You both go AWOL on Friday.Copy !req
1025. And today Chad doesn't even
bother to come in at all.Copy !req
1026. - I know, Ted.
- I can't run a gym this way.Copy !req
1027. - I know, Ted.
- I'm going to have to fire him.Copy !req
1028. No, no, no. Ted, just...Copy !req
1029. What?Copy !req
1030. Give me 24 hours!Copy !req
1031. - To what?
- I don't know. Just give me 24 hours!Copy !req
1032. - Linda...
- Just give me 24 hours to solve this thing.Copy !req
1033. Linda, I have to tell you.Copy !req
1034. A man was in here earlier,
asking about you.Copy !req
1035. Are you in some kind of trouble?Copy !req
1036. Is Chad running away
from something?Copy !req
1037. We know what we're doing, Ted.
Let me ask you this,Copy !req
1038. did he know my name?Copy !req
1039. Well, yes,
he was asking about you.Copy !req
1040. Employment history,
etcetera. Real jerk.Copy !req
1041. I told him to get lost.Copy !req
1042. Thank you, Ted.Copy !req
1043. Well, we just don't give
that out at Hardbodies.Copy !req
1044. Linda, a Mr. Krapotkin on line two.Copy !req
1045. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1046. Mr. Krapotkin?Copy !req
1047. This Linda?Copy !req
1048. Yes?Copy !req
1049. Yes, this is Ilan Krapotkin, in the
Russian Embassy, returning your call.Copy !req
1050. Yes, yes! Hang on. I'm sorry, Ted.
This is private.Copy !req
1051. - Mr. Krapotkin? Is this a secure line?
- Yes?Copy !req
1052. Mr. Krapotkin?
Is this a secure...Copy !req
1053. Are you joking?Copy !req
1054. No! I'm very worried about my
associate, you know, Chad.Copy !req
1055. - Do you have him?
- Do we have him?Copy !req
1056. Is he... Was he...
Well, I don't know what the term is.Copy !req
1057. Did he go over?Copy !req
1058. I don't understand.
Is he not at Hardbodies?Copy !req
1059. No. Look,
could I come in and discuss this?Copy !req
1060. I'm very busy at the moment.Copy !req
1061. I'm coming anyway.Copy !req
1062. You seem distracted.Copy !req
1063. Do I?Copy !req
1064. Very distracted.
The last few days.Copy !req
1065. Work.Copy !req
1066. You think that might
be enough carrots?Copy !req
1067. What?Copy !req
1068. For the salad.Copy !req
1069. You know, you really
are a negative person.Copy !req
1070. What?Copy !req
1071. I've tried to ignore it,Copy !req
1072. to remain upbeat.Copy !req
1073. Harry, stop the foolishness.Copy !req
1074. - Stop the foolishness?
- Yes, and behave.Copy !req
1075. You are not speaking to one
of your "shithole buddies."Copy !req
1076. Hello?Copy !req
1077. Honey, it's so good
to hear your voice.Copy !req
1078. Is something wrong, Harry?Copy !req
1079. No. Yeah. Can you come home?
Baby needs you.Copy !req
1080. Can you please come home?Copy !req
1081. Harry, you know I can't
just leave the book tour.Copy !req
1082. I can show you your present.
It's finished.Copy !req
1083. Harry, I can't just leave.
There are two days left.Copy !req
1084. There's still Seattle.Copy !req
1085. Yeah.Copy !req
1086. I love you, Harry.Copy !req
1087. Yeah. I love you, too.Copy !req
1088. Hey! Fucker!Copy !req
1089. Fucker!Copy !req
1090. Fucker!Copy !req
1091. Who do you work for?Copy !req
1092. Who do you work for?Copy !req
1093. Who are you? Who are you?Copy !req
1094. Who do you work for? CIA? NSC?Copy !req
1095. - Tuchman Marsh!
- What?Copy !req
1096. - Tuchman Marsh.
- Tuchman Marsh?Copy !req
1097. Yes.Copy !req
1098. Your name is Tuchman Marsh?Copy !req
1099. Tuchman Marsh Hauptman Rodino!Copy !req
1100. - I work for them!
- You work for Tuchman Marsh.Copy !req
1101. Yes!Copy !req
1102. Is that a law firm?Copy !req
1103. No, a rock band.
Yes, it's a law firm.Copy !req
1104. Well, why are you following me?Copy !req
1105. Divorce action, numb nuts!Copy !req
1106. My wife hired you?Copy !req
1107. No. Your wife hired Tuchman Marsh.
Tuchman Marsh hired me.Copy !req
1108. I work for Tuchman Marsh.Copy !req
1109. Sandy.Copy !req
1110. Jesus. Grow up, man.
It happens to everybody.Copy !req
1111. "And at midnight
of the third day,"Copy !req
1112. "even the sergeant
at arms fell asleep."Copy !req
1113. "And it was just then, at that very
moment, that Oliver sneezed."Copy !req
1114. Can we just...
I'm sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
1115. You have to let the folks at
home see this illustration.Copy !req
1116. Can we just get a shot of that?Copy !req
1117. There, there it is.Copy !req
1118. It's Oliver interrupting
the filibuster with...Copy !req
1119. - That's wonderful.
- It's wonderful.Copy !req
1120. The book is Point
of Order Oliver!Copy !req
1121. And the talented author
is Sandra Pfarrer.Copy !req
1122. She'll stay with us
for our next segmentCopy !req
1123. when we meet
the Sultan of Salad.Copy !req
1124. And then it's part two of our very
special interview with Dermot Mulroney.Copy !req
1125. So keep it where it is.Copy !req
1126. That was way out of line.
We were so unbelievably clear with them,Copy !req
1127. - "It's just an Oliver segment."
- That's fine.Copy !req
1128. Del and Connie are such putzes.Copy !req
1129. That's fine.
Thank you, we're done.Copy !req
1130. Well, okay, great.Copy !req
1131. I thought that would never end.Copy !req
1132. Me, too.Copy !req
1133. Let me get this crap off my face.Copy !req
1134. What the fuck?Copy !req
1135. Yes, madam. Can we help you?Copy !req
1136. What kind of Mickey Mouse
embassy are you running, anyway?Copy !req
1137. I've been waiting
for 45 minutes!Copy !req
1138. I'm so sorry, ma'am.
An urgent matter.Copy !req
1139. Well, maybe this
is an urgent matter,Copy !req
1140. since, you know,
Chad's been missing for 48 hours.Copy !req
1141. I do not know the whereabouts
of Mr. Chad, madam.Copy !req
1142. He was gathering information
for you when he was taken.Copy !req
1143. We're not interested in such information.
It was dribble.Copy !req
1144. Dribble?Copy !req
1145. Would you like your disk
back, madam?Copy !req
1146. Dribble?Copy !req
1147. I will give you dribble.
You listen to me, Mr. Krapotkin.Copy !req
1148. I am a US citizen,Copy !req
1149. and I will not take
this kind of treatment.Copy !req
1150. My check was returned
for insufficient funds.Copy !req
1151. No. No, no, ma'am. No.Copy !req
1152. There're over $40,000
in that account.Copy !req
1153. The account is not overdrawn.Copy !req
1154. When?Copy !req
1155. But how could she
have access with...Copy !req
1156. What about our savings...Copy !req
1157. What about my savings account?Copy !req
1158. No. No, I'm sorry. I don't know
the number to my savings account,Copy !req
1159. because believe it or not,
I don't spend my entire dayCopy !req
1160. sitting around trying to
memorize the fucking numbersCopy !req
1161. to my fucking bank
accounts! Moron!Copy !req
1162. No way. No, no way.
No way, Linda. No.Copy !req
1163. Well, I can't do it, Ted.Copy !req
1164. I don't know anything
about computers.Copy !req
1165. Linda, this whole
thing is crazy.Copy !req
1166. It was crazy the first time,
and you want to do it again?Copy !req
1167. Break into the man's house?Copy !req
1168. You said the Russians
didn't even want this stuff.Copy !req
1169. My world is bigger
than that, Ted.Copy !req
1170. There are other people.Copy !req
1171. There are the Chinese.Copy !req
1172. Linda, these surgeries...Copy !req
1173. No. It's not about
the surgeries, Ted!Copy !req
1174. We can use this as
leverage to get Chad back.Copy !req
1175. What do you mean get him back?Copy !req
1176. Information is power, Ted.
Hello!Copy !req
1177. What do you mean get him back?Copy !req
1178. You don't know where he is?Copy !req
1179. Somebody has him, Ted.
We can use this to...Copy !req
1180. You call the police if you
wanna get back missing people.Copy !req
1181. I can't take it! I can't take it!
I can't take it!Copy !req
1182. You know I can't do that.Copy !req
1183. We're operating off
the map here, Ted.Copy !req
1184. This is higher than the police.
It is higher than them.Copy !req
1185. - Linda, I...
- I need a can-do person, Ted!Copy !req
1186. I hate your negativity!
I hate your reasons why not!Copy !req
1187. I hate you! I hate you!Copy !req
1188. What will it be?Copy !req
1189. Seven and Seven.Copy !req
1190. - Hello?
- It's Harry.Copy !req
1191. You think a marriage is...
And then it's...Copy !req
1192. But this has all been
a long time coming.Copy !req
1193. Was it? Well, yeah, right.Copy !req
1194. I'm just depressed.Copy !req
1195. I gotta exercise.
I haven't run in three days.Copy !req
1196. Butt crunches, anything.Copy !req
1197. You think maybe I could stay
here for a little while?Copy !req
1198. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1199. It can't always come from me.Copy !req
1200. I'm not that strong!Copy !req
1201. You are not here for me, Harry.Copy !req
1202. I need a can-do person!
You're all defeated!Copy !req
1203. Chad is the only
can-do person I know,Copy !req
1204. - and now he's gone. He's gone.
- I'm sorry, baby.Copy !req
1205. I'll be good. I'll be better.Copy !req
1206. I just gotta exercise.Copy !req
1207. Do you have a pedestrian path or something?
Who the fuck is Chad?Copy !req
1208. He's my friend from work.Copy !req
1209. You can help me find him.Copy !req
1210. You know law enforcement people.Copy !req
1211. You could make a call.Copy !req
1212. - Unofficially.
- Linda, hold on.Copy !req
1213. What happened? What's his name?Copy !req
1214. Chad Feldheimer.Copy !req
1215. And he just disappeared. He hasn't
been at work or at home for two days!Copy !req
1216. Okay. You know his
Social Security number?Copy !req
1217. - No! I...
- Okay.Copy !req
1218. Where was the last
place you saw him?Copy !req
1219. No, I don't know.
He just disappeared.Copy !req
1220. The Jamba Juice on K Street.Copy !req
1221. And now he's gone.Copy !req
1222. No. Okay. Now, okay, okay.Copy !req
1223. We're gonna find your little buddy.
It's a piece of cake.Copy !req
1224. Okay.Copy !req
1225. - Piece of cake. Very easy.
- Okay.Copy !req
1226. Open your mouth, open it. Do as the
doctor says. Come on, open your mouth.Copy !req
1227. Come on. Open your mouth.
Now look here, young man.Copy !req
1228. You do as I say, or I'm gonna ask your
mother to leave the doctor's room,Copy !req
1229. and you and I are gonna
sort it out between us.Copy !req
1230. Hello? I'm with a patient.Copy !req
1231. And it's the same fucking patient
she's been with since yesterday?Copy !req
1232. You tell Dr. Cox
I have the new keys.Copy !req
1233. Hey, there, sunshine.Copy !req
1234. You seem better.Copy !req
1235. Yeah, well, I snuck in a
little gym time this morning.Copy !req
1236. And our exercise
last night didn't hurt.Copy !req
1237. Why, Harry.Copy !req
1238. Boy, I tell you. I'm through
banging my head against the wall.Copy !req
1239. I'm gonna start doing
what's right for me.Copy !req
1240. I believe that, also. I think you
have to do what's right for you.Copy !req
1241. Yeah. Hell, yeah.
You know, I had a shock recently,Copy !req
1242. and I realized that life is not
infinite and that no one is immortal.Copy !req
1243. I think that it's very important
to maintain a positive attitude.Copy !req
1244. Always up, always ebullient.Copy !req
1245. Don't sweat the small stuff.Copy !req
1246. - And it's all small stuff.
- And it's all small stuff.Copy !req
1247. Just for starters.Copy !req
1248. Boy.Copy !req
1249. Why, this is where we
first met, you remember?Copy !req
1250. Of course I do.Copy !req
1251. And it's hard to know what the
important days are until you...Copy !req
1252. Now, I told myself that I
wasn't going to be paranoid,Copy !req
1253. but is that guy looking at us?Copy !req
1254. No.Copy !req
1255. Have you found out
anything about Chad?Copy !req
1256. No, nothing yet.Copy !req
1257. I put in a couple of calls.
It shouldn't take too long.Copy !req
1258. Really?Copy !req
1259. Yeah. There are so many
databases now it's a joke.Copy !req
1260. Back when I was in PP,
there was still an artCopy !req
1261. to finding people.
But not anymore.Copy !req
1262. Now with cell phones?
I mean, pretty soon everybody's gonna knowCopy !req
1263. where you are at any given
moment, any given moment.Copy !req
1264. All right.Copy !req
1265. When you left Jamba Juice,Copy !req
1266. did Chad give you any idea
where he might be going?Copy !req
1267. - I know where he was going.
- You do?Copy !req
1268. Georgetown. Olive Street.
160 Olive Street.Copy !req
1269. It's the residence of this
guy, Osborne Cox.Copy !req
1270. Who are you?Copy !req
1271. What?Copy !req
1272. Who are you? You CIA?
NSA? You're military?Copy !req
1273. Who do you work for?
Who do you work for?Copy !req
1274. Who are you?Copy !req
1275. I'm just Linda Litzke.Copy !req
1276. Harry!Copy !req
1277. For Pete's sake.Copy !req
1278. And you are my wife's lover?Copy !req
1279. No.Copy !req
1280. Then what are you doing here?Copy !req
1281. I know you.
You're the guy from the gym.Copy !req
1282. I'm not here
representing Hardbodies.Copy !req
1283. Yes. I know very well
what you represent.Copy !req
1284. You represent
the idiocy of today.Copy !req
1285. I don't represent that, either.Copy !req
1286. Yeah. You're the guy at the gymCopy !req
1287. when I asked about
that moronic woman.Copy !req
1288. She's not a moron.Copy !req
1289. You're in league
with that moronic woman.Copy !req
1290. You're part of
a league of morons.Copy !req
1291. No. No.Copy !req
1292. Yes. You see,
you're one of the moronsCopy !req
1293. I've been fighting
my whole life,Copy !req
1294. my whole fucking life.
But guess what.Copy !req
1295. Today, I win.Copy !req
1296. Stop!Copy !req
1297. Intruder!Copy !req
1298. Stop! Intruder! Stop!Copy !req
1299. Wait. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1300. Where is the Treasury guy?
Pfarrer?Copy !req
1301. - Right now?
- Right now.Copy !req
1302. He is in a detention room
at Washington Dulles.Copy !req
1303. Why?Copy !req
1304. He was trying to board
a flight to Venezuela.Copy !req
1305. We had his name on a hot list.
CBP pulled him in.Copy !req
1306. Don't know why he was
trying to go to Venezuela.Copy !req
1307. You don't know.Copy !req
1308. No, sir.Copy !req
1309. We have no extradition
with Venezuela.Copy !req
1310. So what should we do with him?Copy !req
1311. For fuck's sake,
put him on the next flight to Venezuela.Copy !req
1312. Yes, sir. Okay.Copy !req
1313. - Okay. So the gym manager is dead.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1314. The body is...Copy !req
1315. That's gone, sir.Copy !req
1316. Okay.Copy !req
1317. But there was a snag.Copy !req
1318. What?Copy !req
1319. Well,Copy !req
1320. this analyst, Cox,
was attacking the gym guy.Copy !req
1321. It was in broad daylight,
on the street.Copy !req
1322. Our man did not know what to do.Copy !req
1323. Felt he had to step in.Copy !req
1324. Yes?Copy !req
1325. He...Copy !req
1326. He shot the analyst.
He shot Cox.Copy !req
1327. Good. Great. Is he dead?Copy !req
1328. No, sir. He's in a coma.Copy !req
1329. They don't think he's gonna make it.
They don't think...Copy !req
1330. They're pretty sure that
he has no brain function.Copy !req
1331. Okay. Okay. If he wakes up, we'll worry
about it then. Jesus, what a clusterfuck.Copy !req
1332. So, that's it then?Copy !req
1333. No one else really
knows anything. Okay.Copy !req
1334. Well, sir, there is...Copy !req
1335. What?Copy !req
1336. There is the woman,
the gym woman,Copy !req
1337. Linda Litzke.Copy !req
1338. Fuck, yeah. God! Where is she?Copy !req
1339. We picked her up. We have her.Copy !req
1340. We have her? To do what with?Copy !req
1341. She says she'll play ball
if we pay for some,Copy !req
1342. I know this sounds odd,
some surgeriesCopy !req
1343. that she wants,
cosmetic surgery.Copy !req
1344. She says she'll sit
on everything.Copy !req
1345. How much?Copy !req
1346. There were several procedures.Copy !req
1347. - Altogether they...
- Pay it.Copy !req
1348. Yes, sir. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
1349. Jesus fucking Christ!Copy !req
1350. Yeah.Copy !req
1351. What do we learn, Palmer?Copy !req
1352. I don't know, sir.Copy !req
1353. I don't fucking know, either.Copy !req
1354. - I guess we learn not to do it again.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1355. I'm fucked if
I know what we did.Copy !req
1356. Yes, sir, it's hard to say.Copy !req
1357. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req