1. $$Copy !req
2. I believe in America.Copy !req
3. I believe in the American dream.Copy !req
4. I believe in
the American way of life,Copy !req
5. - that every American should have
an honest job, a family...Copy !req
6. and a home to call their own.Copy !req
7. And two, two cars in
every garage, you betcha.Copy !req
8. What does this car do
for 100 grand?Copy !req
9. Play with your nuts
while you drive?Copy !req
10. That would beat the shit
out of cruise control.Copy !req
11. Anybody that would drop 100 grand
on a car deserves to get it stolen,Copy !req
12. - then the shit kicked out of 'em.
Hey, I'm driving.
- Hell, no.Copy !req
13. - What are you talking about, no?
- 'Cause you drive like that kid
Corky from Life Goes On.Copy !req
14. Well, you drive
like a goddamn maniac.Copy !req
15. Why don't you yell louder?
I don't think you woke anybody up yet.Copy !req
16. - You're wrong.Copy !req
17. Uh-oh.Copy !req
18. $ Jump me
Let me take you back in time $Copy !req
19. See the size of that guy's gun?Copy !req
20. That was a big gun.Copy !req
21. - Hey, what's wrong with you?
You said the guy wasn't home.Copy !req
22. - Uh-oh, we got company.
- Aw, shit!Copy !req
23. $ On the brink with my.357 $Copy !req
24. $ The tab on your drink
Boom, boom, went to heaven $Copy !req
25. $ Move over on the right
Feels so dang heavy $Copy !req
26. $$Copy !req
27. Don't let 'im kill me, man!
I got shit to do tomorrow!Copy !req
28. - Aw, no!Copy !req
29. $$Copy !req
30. - Watch it!Copy !req
31. - All right, all right. People.Copy !req
32. Shit!Copy !req
33. We didn't hit 'em.
We didn't.Copy !req
34. Okay, you happy?
You messed with me.Copy !req
35. Why are we parked
in front of a police station?Copy !req
36. Yo, officer!
Excuse me.Copy !req
37. - You smoke crack tonight?Copy !req
38. - Shh, it's gonna be fine.
- Yeah?Copy !req
39. Could you help a brother out?
We tryin' to get to Disneyland.Copy !req
40. The two of you are
on your way to Disneyland?Copy !req
41. Yeah, this
is my retarded friend.Copy !req
42. He's from, uh,
Arkansas or somewhere,Copy !req
43. and he wants to go
to Disneyland.Copy !req
44. Right, you wanna go
to Disneyland, man?Copy !req
45. Disneyland.
- See, Disneyland?Copy !req
46. Where? I love the way he says Dis...
Say that again.Copy !req
47. Disneyland.Copy !req
48. He loves Disneyland,
so that's where we tryin' to go.Copy !req
49. All right, go east on 10.Copy !req
50. When you get to the 5,
you go south to Anaheim.Copy !req
51. Signs all over the place.Copy !req
52. Signs all over the place.Copy !req
53. So the cop, man, not only was he stupid,
he gave us directions.Copy !req
54. - That man drew us
a map to this place.
- Yeah, he got me.Copy !req
55. But you do that again,
I swear to God...Copy !req
56. Hi, Mimi. I got it.
Let's see.Copy !req
57. You can get drinks
for everybody, okay?Copy !req
58. Thanks, Archie.Copy !req
59. To the Rock and Archie Show.Copy !req
60. You know that. Yo, man, there's
somethin' I ain't understandin' here.Copy !req
61. Everything we get, we split
down the middle, right?Copy !req
62. Of course we do.
We're partners.Copy !req
63. So tell me this, partner. Why your
bankroll always fatter than mine?Copy !req
64. You got money problems
or something?Copy !req
65. I mean, well, it ain't no shit
I can't handle. You know, a little...Copy !req
66. Well, whatever's mine is yours.
You know that.Copy !req
67. Yeah, I know that.Copy !req
68. Ooh, I like that.Copy !req
69. Easy, lover boy.Copy !req
70. - Any woman that fine got
to have a man somewhere.
- So?Copy !req
71. "So"? So you fight like Peter McNealy.
You wanna get your ass whooped again?Copy !req
72. That's the beauty of havin' you
around, man. You got my back.Copy !req
73. You hope.Copy !req
74. - What?
- What do you mean, what?Copy !req
75. - I heard you calling me over here.
- I didn't call you over here.Copy !req
76. My friend told me you called me
over here to make out with me.Copy !req
77. - He said you said that.
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
78. What? He's the one
who said it. I will if...Copy !req
79. What's up?Copy !req
80. What the fuck do you
think you're doin'?Copy !req
81. Shit.Copy !req
82. I know, uh, it looks like I was
hittin' on your girlfriend here.Copy !req
83. But, uh... in actuality,Copy !req
84. I was fuckin' hittin' on her
harder than you think, motherfucker.Copy !req
85. So why don't you
step the fuck back...Copy !req
86. before I bitch-slap
your fuckin' hiney?Copy !req
87. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
88. Hey, my man,
is there a problem here?Copy !req
89. Yeah, there's a problem. Fuckin'
snatchface is a fuckin' problem, man!Copy !req
90. - Archie, chill!
- Motherfucker!
I'll bite your fuckin' ear off!Copy !req
91. - Arch, chill.
- I'm tryin' to chill, man.
Daddy dipshit won't let me.Copy !req
92. He's drivin' me nuts with them fuckin'
crazy eyes and that armpit stench!Copy !req
93. Okay, okay, okay. Apparently
you all got some shit to work out.Copy !req
94. No, no, no, no, no.
We worked this shit out.Copy !req
95. I'm glad we worked
this shit out, man.Copy !req
96. Let me buy you a drink.
You buy me...Copy !req
97. Kick him in the balls.
Kick him in the balls.Copy !req
98. Now it's on, motherfucker.
Now it's on!Copy !req
99. - Keats!
- Man, not like that.Copy !req
100. - So what's up?
- Like this.Copy !req
101. Ooh, that's the old school shit.Copy !req
102. Honey!
Oh, muffin!Copy !req
103. - Oh, honey, okay.
How's your twinkie, huh?Copy !req
104. $$Copy !req
105. Yo, man, what kind of
nasty-ass meat is that you're eatin'?Copy !req
106. Look like some shit outta
Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator.Copy !req
107. Thanks, man.
All right, thank you.Copy !req
108. - All right.Copy !req
109. Let me tell you somethin'.
I do got some shit goin' on.Copy !req
110. You know, that car stealin' shit
we've been doin', that's fine.Copy !req
111. I have a good time doin'
that with you, but l...Copy !req
112. My serious income's
comin' from this guy, Keats.Copy !req
113. I'm tellin' you, he is
the biggest drug lord in the west.Copy !req
114. - The biggest.
- Get outta here.Copy !req
115. You know, Ron, of all your
inventions, this is probably the one...Copy !req
116. My mother just started
using that stuff; it works.Copy !req
117. And two, two cars
in every garage.Copy !req
118. Check it out.
There's the man himself.Copy !req
119. Come on down to Colton Motors.
Fetch your piece of that American dream.Copy !req
120. What do you do for the car guy?Copy !req
121. I'm the point man.
I set up drops and meet the shipments.Copy !req
122. All I gotta do is make sure
Mr. Colton is happy.Copy !req
123. Well, if he's as large as you say he is,
then he's got to be happy.Copy !req
124. I've been thinking about this shit,
and... You need money...Copy !req
125. Basically, you're the only guy
I've ever trusted in my entire life.Copy !req
126. So I was thinking I could talk
to Mr. Colton about bringin' you in.Copy !req
127. But yo, I'm just
a petty car thief, man.Copy !req
128. You're talkin' some
all industrial-type shit.Copy !req
129. I swear to you,
it's very, very easy.Copy !req
130. It's easy, huh?Copy !req
131. Are you in or what?Copy !req
132. I trust you, man.
Put me down.Copy !req
133. You're doin' the right thing.Copy !req
134. You're doin' the right thing.Copy !req
135. - All right, Mo, you want a ride?
- No, man, I'll walk it.Copy !req
136. - You sure?
- I ain't gonna drive with you
if I don't have to.Copy !req
137. - All right, man. Keep it real, son.
- All right.Copy !req
138. - Police. Freeze!
- Hey!Copy !req
139. The party's over, Jack. If you move,
I'll blow your goddamn brains out.Copy !req
140. You're breakin' my arm,
Miles Davis.Copy !req
141. - You fuckin' pussy!
- Hey, relax.Copy !req
142. What are you and the black in the hat
doin' followin' me around anyway?Copy !req
143. We was just in the neighborhood.Copy !req
144. Did you have fun at Disneyland?Copy !req
145. Here he is, Captain.Copy !req
146. Anybody ever tell you
you look like a struck match?Copy !req
147. What's the word, Rock, Jack,
whatever your name is?Copy !req
148. The word is, El Capitan,Copy !req
149. this last year of my life
is about to pay itself off.Copy !req
150. What're you tellin' me?Copy !req
151. What I'm tellin' you is, Archie Moses
is taking me to meet the man.Copy !req
152. And finally,
Frank Colton is goin' down.Copy !req
153. Congratulations, Jack.Copy !req
154. You bring down Colton,
it's gonna make your career.Copy !req
155. Hey, man, I don't even
care about that.Copy !req
156. All I care about is puttin' that scumbag
behind bars where he belongs.Copy !req
157. There's a shipment comin' into San Pedro
next week. It's supposed to be huge.Copy !req
158. When do you meet with Colton?Copy !req
159. Moses gonna
introduce me tomorrow.Copy !req
160. - You're gonna wear a wire.
- I don't know.Copy !req
161. Jack, it's a good idea
to wear a wire.Copy !req
162. I'll sleep on it.Copy !req
163. Disneyland.Copy !req
164. What?Copy !req
165. Nothing.Copy !req
166. Just something Archie did.
He's crazy.Copy !req
167. What, are you gettin'
sweet on this guy?Copy !req
168. - No.
- Let me tell you something.Copy !req
169. You pal around
with somebody long enough,Copy !req
170. you forget he's the bad guy.Copy !req
171. So why don't you tell me about
your damn self, Mr. Keats?Copy !req
172. Well, the truth is,
there ain't much to say.Copy !req
173. I mean, you know, I did some time
up north for breaking and entering,Copy !req
174. a little armed robbery,
petty shit like that.Copy !req
175. Well, what about references?
Do you trust this man, Moses?Copy !req
176. Mr. Colton, I trust
this guy with my life.Copy !req
177. That's good, that's good.Copy !req
178. I mean, because trust is a very
important commodity in business.Copy !req
179. True that.
True that!Copy !req
180. True that, true that.Copy !req
181. And I wanna tell you who I trust.
I trust Moses here.Copy !req
182. Thank you.Copy !req
183. And I trust my colleague,
Mr. Bledsoe.Copy !req
184. But most importantly, Mr. Keats,
I wanna tell you who I don't trust.Copy !req
185. - I don't trust you.
- Yo!Copy !req
186. Hey!Copy !req
187. See, I don't trust you
'cause, hell, I don't know you.Copy !req
188. - Search him.
- This is bullshit.
I don't wanna search him.Copy !req
189. You search him,
not 'cause you want to,Copy !req
190. but because you have to,
you understand?Copy !req
191. Jesus!Copy !req
192. Mo, this is like
some embarrassing shit, man.Copy !req
193. I know this guy
like I know myself.Copy !req
194. If he's a cop, I'll suck
your dick, Mr. Colton.Copy !req
195. Jesus, I'm sorry, bro.
See, no wires!Copy !req
196. Well, hell, search him.Copy !req
197. - Nothin'.Copy !req
198. Well, fine. If you don't ask, you
never know. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
199. Now remember, nobody moves
until Jack gives us the word...Copy !req
200. that Colton is on the premises.Copy !req
201. - Understood?
- Listen, Cap.Copy !req
202. Yes, Jack?Copy !req
203. - I wanna be the one to bring Archie in.
- What?Copy !req
204. There's gonna be a lot of testosterone
flyin' around here today.Copy !req
205. I don't want any of these overzealous
assholes puttin' any dents in Archie.Copy !req
206. I knew it. You are sweet
on the son of a bitch.Copy !req
207. - Look, I know him. He's not that bad...
- He's a low-life scumbag.Copy !req
208. All right, then he's my low-life
scumbag, okay? And who knows?Copy !req
209. After this is over, maybe I can
help him get his life back together.Copy !req
210. You look tense, man. Relax.
It's gonna be all right.Copy !req
211. Relax. It's just a nice
little friendly doggy.Copy !req
212. How you doin', buddy?
Long time no see.Copy !req
213. Oh, you like that, huh?
See that? He loves me.Copy !req
214. No, he just licked his balls,
and now he's tryin' to get
that nasty taste outta his mouth.Copy !req
215. Hey, ese, don't shoot.
It's me.Copy !req
216. How're you guys doin'?Copy !req
217. Colton didn't say nothing
about no new guy.Copy !req
218. All right, Rigo,
meet Rock Keats, mi amigo.Copy !req
219. Yo, what's up?
¿Còmo està, ustedes?Copy !req
220. What is it about you, man?
Nobody likes you except me.Copy !req
221. $$Copy !req
222. What you see right there
is 100%% uncut, grade-A heroin.Copy !req
223. Yo, where's your boy, Colton?Copy !req
224. Don't worry. He's gonna be here
to check up on my shit.Copy !req
225. $ Get funky $Copy !req
226. $ Get funky $Copy !req
227. $ Get funky $Copy !req
228. $ Get funky $Copy !req
229. $ Get funky $Copy !req
230. $ Get funky $Copy !req
231. Let's go. Up, up, up.
Come on, good job.Copy !req
232. A little quicker, fellows.
Let's go.Copy !req
233. What do you keep
lookin' around for?Copy !req
234. Yo, you better back up off me, son.
What's your problem?Copy !req
235. What the fuck you lookin' for?
That's my problem!Copy !req
236. - Hey, hey, relax, man.
- You better tell Tattoo here somethin'.Copy !req
237. This fuckin' maricòn
is makin' me nervous.Copy !req
238. He acts like a cop.Copy !req
239. Well, he's not a cop.
He's my friend, so take it down.Copy !req
240. - I don't know that.
- You think he's a cop?Copy !req
241. Well, goddamn it, he's not a cop!
Take a look. Satisfied, scumbag?Copy !req
242. You fuckin' piece of shit!Copy !req
243. - We move now.
- What about Colton?Copy !req
244. To hell with Colton!
Move! Everybody, move!Copy !req
245. Archie Moses,
you're under arrest.Copy !req
246. You better be messin' around.Copy !req
247. - You have the right to remain silent.
- You were like my fucking brother!Copy !req
248. - Anything you say can be used against...
- How can you do this to me?Copy !req
249. - Moses, stop!Copy !req
250. No!Copy !req
251. Keats, what the fuck
is wrong with you, man?Copy !req
252. No one hurts him!
That's the deal.Copy !req
253. Come on, Moses. If you come out now,
maybe we can make a deal.Copy !req
254. Don't you talk to me about makin'
any deals, you lyin' sack of shit!Copy !req
255. Come on, Moses,
give yourself up.Copy !req
256. You're gonna get
yourself killed here.Copy !req
257. All right, Officer Keats, you win.
I'm comin' out. Don't shoot.Copy !req
258. Come on, Moses.Copy !req
259. I'll blow this dog's head right off
his body. You drop your goddamn gun!Copy !req
260. No, you won't.
You love animals.Copy !req
261. I hate dogs! Get outta here,
you stupid, ugly dog!Copy !req
262. I'm trying to save
your life here.Copy !req
263. Fuck you!Copy !req
264. No! God, no, no, no!Copy !req
265. Oh, my God, Jack's down!Copy !req
266. Get that son of a bitch!
Get him! Get him!Copy !req
267. Bledsoe, it got all fucked up in there,
all fucked up. Where were you guys?Copy !req
268. We had a flat tire, asshole.Copy !req
269. - Goddamn it!
- Ohhh!Copy !req
270. This little fuckup of yours cost me
millions of dollars. I'm very, very mad.Copy !req
271. - I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
- "I'll suck his..."Copy !req
272. "if he's a cop,
I'll suck your dick."Copy !req
273. I believe I'm close to that
particular quote, am I not?Copy !req
274. I don't think I did say that, actually.
Maybe Bledsoe said that.Copy !req
275. Here's your last meal.
I hope you enjoy it.Copy !req
276. Oh, don't do this, please.
You don't need to do this.Copy !req
277. - Get this damn mutt off me!Copy !req
278. Oh, you slimy bastard! God!Copy !req
279. Let's move it!Copy !req
280. - Blood pressure dropping!
- He's bleeding out!Copy !req
281. To the Rock and Archie Show.Copy !req
282. You know that.Copy !req
283. How long?Copy !req
284. I mean, basically, you're the only guy
I've ever trusted in my entire life.Copy !req
285. Disneyland.Copy !req
286. Welcome back, Jack.
Take it easy for the time being.Copy !req
287. Getting back on your feet
isn't going to be easy, but...Copy !req
288. you're in good hands.Copy !req
289. This is Traci Flynn,
our new physical therapist.Copy !req
290. Hi.Copy !req
291. Keep me posted.
- Okay.Copy !req
292. Good.Copy !req
293. Bring it down.Copy !req
294. Come on, Jack, I want you
to make it to the end of the bar.Copy !req
295. Let's go. Come on.
Pull it forward. There you go.Copy !req
296. Put your weight on it.
Bring the other one forward.Copy !req
297. Five, five, five.
Let's go.Copy !req
298. You're doing all right, though.Copy !req
299. Come on, Jack, you're
ready for this. Come on.Copy !req
300. $ Tell me what is so divine $Copy !req
301. $ The one I need, yeah $Copy !req
302. $ The one I need, yeah $Copy !req
303. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
304. $$Copy !req
305. Oh, the ghost himself.Copy !req
306. Not even a bullet
in the head could stop him.Copy !req
307. I'm tellin' you, one millimeter
to the right or left, and he'd be dead.Copy !req
308. Oh, man, I wouldn't want
to have to mess with him.Copy !req
309. $ Where you from, uptown ho $Copy !req
310. $ Break it down, baby
got the fifth wheel swingin' $Copy !req
311. $ Flies so cool, when you ride
you'll be screamin' $Copy !req
312. $ I used to be known as
the bank account breaker $Copy !req
313. $ Never be millionaire
but I'm damn good lovemaker $Copy !req
314. $ I rather play you, though
if I had your number $Copy !req
315. $$Copy !req
316. Sir! Sir!Copy !req
317. Sir!Copy !req
318. Where're you headed, sir?Copy !req
319. I'm goin' to Mexico. I gotta start my
life over. I'm gonna be a bullfighter.Copy !req
320. Have you been drinking, sir?Copy !req
321. I had about a half a beer,
but the dog had a lot.Copy !req
322. Would you mind stepping out of this
vehicle and walking a straight line?Copy !req
323. Oh, yeah, no problem.Copy !req
324. So you got Archie Moses.
What does that got to do with me?Copy !req
325. Archie Moses is gonna
turn state's evidence.Copy !req
326. - He's rolling on Colton?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
327. Colton wasn't too thrilled
with Moses...Copy !req
328. for bringing a cop
into his organization.Copy !req
329. He's had a hit
on him ever since.Copy !req
330. So, now that Moses
is up against it,Copy !req
331. he's ready to give us
Colton on a platter.Copy !req
332. Jack, Steve Finch, DEA.
He's calling the shots.Copy !req
333. And what the hell
is he gettin' out of this?Copy !req
334. - Commuted sentence.
- How commuted?Copy !req
335. - Still to be determined.
- Oh, bullshit! How commuted?Copy !req
336. - Jack, take it easy.
- That asshole shot me in my head!Copy !req
337. - Now I got this asshole tellin' me
he's gettin' away with it!
- Asshole?Copy !req
338. Jack, that's not how it happened.
Moses will do the time.Copy !req
339. You know what? You and the DEA figure
that out. I want nothin' to do with it.Copy !req
340. Hold on a minute, Jack.
The deal with Moses.Copy !req
341. One condition.Copy !req
342. What condition?Copy !req
343. I don't know why he wants you to
bring him in, and I don't give a shit!Copy !req
344. - With him, we finish what we started!
- No.Copy !req
345. You don't have to be afraid.
We'll send in a team for backup.Copy !req
346. You think I'm afraid of Moses?Copy !req
347. After the way you treated him,
I wouldn't be surprised
if he put another bullet...Copy !req
348. - Jack, Jack! Hold on. Take it easy.Copy !req
349. You're right,"Stench."
I am afraid of Moses.Copy !req
350. I'm afraid if I see him
again, I'll kill him.Copy !req
351. Jack, come on.Copy !req
352. - What do you want?
- Ohhh!Copy !req
353. I mean, let someone else
bring Moses' stupid ass in.Copy !req
354. Far as I'm concerned,
this shit is over for me.Copy !req
355. You know, your cop buddies,
they all say the same thing.Copy !req
356. They say you're not
the same man, Jack.Copy !req
357. They say that when you got shot,
you lost a piece of yourself.Copy !req
358. I didn't even know you then, but you
know what? I think they were right.Copy !req
359. - What are you talking about?
I'm happy.
- Come on, Jack.Copy !req
360. You pretend you like your job, and it's
making you miserable eight hours a day.Copy !req
361. And you pretend that
Archie Moses doesn't exist,Copy !req
362. which is making you
miserable 24 hours a day!Copy !req
363. If you don't finish
this thing with Archie Moses...Copy !req
364. Come here.Copy !req
365. You're right, as usual.
You're right.Copy !req
366. Okay, little Keats, sit.Copy !req
367. Good doggy.
Now beg for your life.Copy !req
368. That's right, little Keats. Come on,
you can do it. Let me hear you cry.Copy !req
369. - No good. Bang!Copy !req
370. - Gotcha.Copy !req
371. Poor little boy.Copy !req
372. I'm surprised you showed up.Copy !req
373. Why isn't this prisoner
in cuffs?Copy !req
374. There he goes,
bein' a cop again.Copy !req
375. Well, he wasn't going anywhere.Copy !req
376. You cuff him.
Arms, legs, feet.Copy !req
377. I want his asshole
cuffed to his nuts,Copy !req
378. and then put him on the plane.Copy !req
379. Before you do that,
see you later, buddy.Copy !req
380. Man's best friend right here.Copy !req
381. Oh, you like that. Look, he's lickin' me
'cause he likes to lick me,Copy !req
382. not 'cause he's tryin' to get
close to me and then fuck me over.Copy !req
383. - Do I speak with an accent?
- No.Copy !req
384. Then cuff the prisoner!Copy !req
385. Don't you even want to know
why I asked for you, Keats?Copy !req
386. I know why. You want
to finish what you started.Copy !req
387. But I'm warning you, Archie Moses,
I'm lookin' for an excuse to kill you.Copy !req
388. If you sneeze, if you fart,
if I even smell your breath,Copy !req
389. I will shoot you dead.Copy !req
390. How about if I chew loud?Copy !req
391. Sometimes when I eat, I chew loud.
Yum-yum. You gonna shoot me?Copy !req
392. I ain't gonna
try anything, Keats,Copy !req
393. and you're so wrong
about that day.Copy !req
394. You know what? I don't wanna
hear nothing you have to say...Copy !req
395. about any subject at any time.Copy !req
396. And yes, I will shoot you
if you chew loud.Copy !req
397. - Man down! Sniper!Copy !req
398. - Oh, shit, they're tryin' to kill me!
- Get your ass on that plane.Copy !req
399. Hustle! Let's go!Copy !req
400. What the hell
is goin' on up there?Copy !req
401. - Shit! The pilot's dead.
- I got 1,000 hours.Copy !req
402. - What?
- I got 1,000 hours flying a plane.Copy !req
403. - Oh, bullshit.
- Mr. Colton's in the import/export
business, remember?Copy !req
404. Here, buddy.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.Copy !req
405. - Hey, come on, fly this baby.
- Not until you apologize.Copy !req
406. - What?
- Apologize! You did some shitty shit!Copy !req
407. - You better hurry!Copy !req
408. I swear to God if you don't
fly this damn plane,Copy !req
409. you're gonna experience death,
then deja vu!Copy !req
410. You're a bad person, man.Copy !req
411. I can actually taste my nuts.Copy !req
412. - You're killing me!Copy !req
413. Mayday. Mayday.
Does anyone read?Copy !req
414. Mayday? What is this,
a Kirk Douglas movie?Copy !req
415. Is everything a joke?Copy !req
416. You're wasting your time
anyway, man.Copy !req
417. - Can we make L.A.?
- Not without gas.Copy !req
418. They blew our gas tanks!Copy !req
419. Oh, shit!Copy !req
420. Okay, we're probably gonna
crash headfirst, right?Copy !req
421. Okay, I'll be in the back
sittin' on the black box.Copy !req
422. Here we go now!Copy !req
423. Oh, God, no!
Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
424. I saved our fuckin' life!Copy !req
425. I have some advice for you,
Keats, right now.Copy !req
426. Don't move.Copy !req
427. Do not move.
I said don't move!Copy !req
428. I didn't move, asshole!
The damn plane is starting to slip!Copy !req
429. Slow. Easy.Copy !req
430. Don't yell!
The echo, the vibration, makes it move.Copy !req
431. We have to whisper.
Whisper.Copy !req
432. Aw, shit!
That ain't workin', either!Copy !req
433. One... two... three!Copy !req
434. Man, that was God's way
of tellin' you to let me go, I think.Copy !req
435. Yeah? We must serve
different gods,Copy !req
436. because mine is saying shoot you
and throw you over that cliff.Copy !req
437. Well, I don't like your god.
Your god scares me.Copy !req
438. I'm your god right now.Copy !req
439. You're a piece of shit,
you know that, Keats?Copy !req
440. Sometimes I wish that bullet
really did kill you.Copy !req
441. You better watch
what you say to me.Copy !req
442. That's pretty sick, man. You pretend
to be my friend for a full year,Copy !req
443. and then you bust my ass.Copy !req
444. That takes somebody really cold-blooded,
man, somebody not even human.Copy !req
445. I was doin' my job.
When are you gonna understand that?Copy !req
446. Yeah, well, now bringing me in
safe and sound is doin' your job!Copy !req
447. And you're gonna do your job,
'cause that's the kind of cop you are.Copy !req
448. Am I right, Officer Keats?Copy !req
449. - You're right.Copy !req
450. Now, in case you're wondering
why that hurt so much,Copy !req
451. it's because I have a metal plate
in my head, compliments of you.Copy !req
452. So from here on in, you better
watch what you say to me.Copy !req
453. Seriously, Keats,
you blink, and I am out of here.Copy !req
454. - Oh, really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
455. You show up to L.A., you got nothin'
but your dingdong in your hands.Copy !req
456. Which reminds me, I gotta
take a leak right now.Copy !req
457. Piss in your pants.
We're not stopping.Copy !req
458. Piss in my pants?
I haven't done that since I'm 24.Copy !req
459. Seriously, man,
I gotta take a leak.Copy !req
460. I gotta take a leak!
I gotta take a leak!Copy !req
461. - You have 15 seconds.
- Fifteen seconds ain't gonna cut it.Copy !req
462. I gotta unzip. I gotta shake.
That takes time.Copy !req
463. You have ten seconds.Copy !req
464. I know you ain't
gonna believe me, but...Copy !req
465. - that day you got shot, man,
that really was an accident!
- Time's up.Copy !req
466. - I'm not finished!
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
467. Come on. Wet pants.Copy !req
468. - Get up!
- I got piss on me!Copy !req
469. That was a big mistake, making me
piss my pants like that, man.Copy !req
470. 'Cause it's payback time.
I don't know when,Copy !req
471. but I got a good feeling
it's when you're sleepin'.Copy !req
472. 'Cause I know you're
gonna sleep soon enough.Copy !req
473. And then, guess what.
I'm gonna piss all over you.Copy !req
474. See, that's worse.
It's my piss on me right now.Copy !req
475. You can deal with it
when it's your own piss.Copy !req
476. But you're gonna have my piss on you,
and that's gross.Copy !req
477. I'm gettin' other people
to piss on you.Copy !req
478. I'm gettin' animals
to piss on you, man.Copy !req
479. Cows, pigs. I'll get
a whole farm to piss on you.Copy !req
480. What kind of
weird place is this?Copy !req
481. Hey, all right!
They got porno.Copy !req
482. - Can I help you gentlemen?
- I need to use your phone.Copy !req
483. - Charlie, is it?
- Charles.Copy !req
484. I saw the sign, man.
You guys got a lot of porno here?Copy !req
485. Yes, we have
an excellent selection.Copy !req
486. Great.
I like the porn.Copy !req
487. Well... good.Copy !req
488. Hey, Cap, it's me. Yeah, someone
tipped Colton off about the pickup.Copy !req
489. We got word. I heard about the attack.
Jack, are you all right?Copy !req
490. Yeah, I'm okay.
Listen, who's there with you?Copy !req
491. Finch.Copy !req
492. Okay, we're in a motel
outside of Flagstaff,Copy !req
493. a little place called
The Hunting Cap Lodge.Copy !req
494. We'll find it, have someone there
first thing in the morning.Copy !req
495. Somebody from that area.Copy !req
496. Let's keep this between us.
Can't trust nobody right now.Copy !req
497. Being up in the sticks, man, you must
lose your mind. Nothin' else to do.Copy !req
498. You whack off a lot?Copy !req
499. Wh-What's a lot?Copy !req
500. Well, you know, you got five minutes
off, you got nothin' to do,Copy !req
501. you stumble into one of the rooms,
pull down your little panties, whack it.Copy !req
502. Excuse me.
We need a room.Copy !req
503. Uh... you guys aren't...
you know?Copy !req
504. Look, it's been a long day.
Just give me a room.Copy !req
505. Okay. Just, uh...Copy !req
506. fill this out...
please.Copy !req
507. Charlie, come here.
Geez, man, I wanna talk to ya.Copy !req
508. He says he's not gay, but, uh...Copy !req
509. let's see what a few drinks and
a back massage will do to him, huh?Copy !req
510. Might gay him up a little,
don't you think? Look at him.Copy !req
511. Look at the way he's standing. He's
not gay, huh? He's waitin' for you.Copy !req
512. Oh, l... That's...
I don't thi... Mm-mm.Copy !req
513. Is that your wife back there?Copy !req
514. Yeah.Copy !req
515. Goddamn, she's hot!Copy !req
516. Thank you.Copy !req
517. Yeah! The three of us, we could
burn it up together, don't you think?Copy !req
518. - What do you mean?
- You know damn well what I mean.Copy !req
519. Hey, which room?Copy !req
520. Uh... let's see.Copy !req
521. Well, the only room we have available
is the honeymoon suite.Copy !req
522. We'll take it.Copy !req
523. Hey, Charlie, come here, please.Copy !req
524. So, uh, what do you think?Copy !req
525. Me, you, the old lady,
a little sandwich action?Copy !req
526. - Wh-What do you mean?
- Yeah, come on!Copy !req
527. You're a piece of white bread.
She's a piece of white bread.Copy !req
528. I'm the salami.
Let's give it a shot.Copy !req
529. Oh, well, she's not eating sandwiches.
She's on a diet right now.Copy !req
530. - All right, well, think about it.
- Let's go.Copy !req
531. All right.
Well, enjoy your night.Copy !req
532. And thank you
for staying... here.Copy !req
533. $ You $Copy !req
534. $ My darling, you $Copy !req
535. $ Bittersweet $Copy !req
536. $ Memories $Copy !req
537. $ That is all I'm taking $Copy !req
538. $ With me $Copy !req
539. $ So good-bye $Copy !req
540. $ Please don't cry $Copy !req
541. $ We both know $Copy !req
542. $ I'm not what you need $Copy !req
543. $ And I $Copy !req
544. $ I will always $Copy !req
545. $ Love you $Copy !req
546. $ I'll always love you $$Copy !req
547. Will you shut up?
Shut the hell up!Copy !req
548. Keats, you'll always be
my bodyguard.Copy !req
549. You know that.Copy !req
550. Ow!Copy !req
551. Let me guess.
You dropped the soap?Copy !req
552. Please take that out of my ass.Copy !req
553. I want you on the bed now!Copy !req
554. Hey, Charlie.Copy !req
555. What's up, Chuck?Copy !req
556. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
557. No, we're in some ratty little town
called Beaver Pelt.Copy !req
558. How will you get out?Copy !req
559. Hey, turn that off.Copy !req
560. The guy is goin' down on her and she's
eating an apple. It's hilarious.Copy !req
561. Oh, yeah, that's right.Copy !req
562. I'm sorry, sweetheart.
What did you say?Copy !req
563. Jack, what's going on there?
It sounds like someone's having sex.Copy !req
564. No, nobody's having sex.
It's just Moses.Copy !req
565. Jack.Copy !req
566. Hey, will you
turn that shit off!Copy !req
567. This is a '70s porno.
You know how I can tell?Copy !req
568. 'Cause the guy's dick
has sideburns.Copy !req
569. So, listen, baby, wha...
What are you wearing?Copy !req
570. What am I wearing?Copy !req
571. Yeah, you know, you wearing that
little black lacey thing I bought you?Copy !req
572. Well, as a matter of fact, I am.Copy !req
573. Why do you ask?Copy !req
574. I don't know. I'm just sittin' here,
thinkin' about you.Copy !req
575. You know,
I'm really missin' you.Copy !req
576. I miss you too.Copy !req
577. Hey, I gotta let you go.Copy !req
578. Jack...Copy !req
579. Where did you get that?
Didn't they search you?Copy !req
580. I had it in my ass.
You want a hit?Copy !req
581. Here.Copy !req
582. - Hey, man, what're you doin'?Copy !req
583. You just wasted good weed!Copy !req
584. Who were you talking to anyway?
Your girlfriend?
I didn't know you had a girlfriend.Copy !req
585. I'm probably
gonna marry this one.Copy !req
586. Marry her? Geez, man.
I ain't ever gettin' married.Copy !req
587. I wouldn't drag anybody
into my miserable life.Copy !req
588. And two, two cars
in every garage, you betcha.Copy !req
589. What was wrong with you,
man, gettin' involved with
a piece of shit like that?Copy !req
590. I don't know.
Crime's the only thing I'm good at, man.Copy !req
591. I had a normal job once.
I was a busboy.Copy !req
592. Got fired in three days.
I don't know how to give people butter.Copy !req
593. I got the guy
in the yellow trunks.Copy !req
594. Twenty bucks, man in the green.Copy !req
595. - You already owe me 20 bucks.
- For what?Copy !req
596. - Knicks at the Forum.Copy !req
597. You didn't wanna take any points.
Were you out of your mind?Copy !req
598. What a sucker. Here.Copy !req
599. You know, maybe I'm the sucker.
Damned handcuff shit!Copy !req
600. Man, you really had me fooled!Copy !req
601. I would've done anything for you. L
would've taken a bullet for you, Keats!Copy !req
602. I bet that's not even
your real name,"Keats."Copy !req
603. Holy shit. Your name
really isn't Keats, is it?Copy !req
604. It's Carter.
Jack Carter.Copy !req
605. I told you personal shit about myself,
shit I never told anybody in my life,Copy !req
606. and you didn't even
tell me your real name?Copy !req
607. I was working undercover.
What do you expect?Copy !req
608. - You didn't tell anybody, did you?
- About what?Copy !req
609. The shit I told you! You probably
told every cop on the force!Copy !req
610. What, that they
over-circumcised you?Copy !req
611. That's bullshit!
I made that up to make you laugh!Copy !req
612. Don't worry about it.
I didn't tell anybody anything.Copy !req
613. - You're a liar.
- Don't give me none of your shit!Copy !req
614. I'm not the one that
made you cross that line.Copy !req
615. I may be a criminal, but I would never
do to anybody what you did to me, man.Copy !req
616. That's messin'
with people's feelings!Copy !req
617. That's why your head hurts
right now, man. You feel guilty.Copy !req
618. No, my head hurts
because you shot me in it.Copy !req
619. - Keats.
- Look, it's Carter.Copy !req
620. I put my ass on the line, trying to
make sure nothin' happened to you.Copy !req
621. And what did I get?
A bullet in the head!Copy !req
622. That was an accident.Copy !req
623. - Don't say that shit to me.
- Lt's the truth.Copy !req
624. If you're not man enough to admit that
what you did was more cold-blooded...Copy !req
625. than anything I've done to you,
then I don't wanna hear your mouth!Copy !req
626. - Well, it was...
- Don't say it!Copy !req
627. An accident!Copy !req
628. Hey, Moses, you know,
my head feels a million times better.Copy !req
629. I think I'm gonna sleep
like a baby tonight. How about you?Copy !req
630. Oh, I'm sorry about the turds in there.
It was an accident.Copy !req
631. $ And I will always $Copy !req
632. $ Love you $Copy !req
633. But, honey, you're the one
that's always saying...Copy !req
634. we need to try new things...Copy !req
635. to keep the passion and fire
in our relationship.Copy !req
636. Well, how do you know you wouldn't
like a little sandwich action?Copy !req
637. All right, stud, say good-bye.Copy !req
638. Uh, I gotta go, honey.
Good-bye.Copy !req
639. Where are they?Copy !req
640. Who?Copy !req
641. Understand me.
I'm gonna ask you one more time,Copy !req
642. then I'm gonna blow your brains out
all over Mr. Moose.Copy !req
643. Bungalow 7.Copy !req
644. - Good night.Copy !req
645. ¡Qué rico!Copy !req
646. ¡Qué màs grande!
¡No lo puedo creo!Copy !req
647. Get in!Copy !req
648. Get in!Copy !req
649. Go, go, go!Copy !req
650. - Stay down.
- Those fellas messed
with the wrong hombre!Copy !req
651. They don't get out of here
alive! Let's go!Copy !req
652. - Oh-oh. Oh, shit!
- Here they come!Copy !req
653. Uh, Charlie, don't you think
you're goin' a little fast?Copy !req
654. Don't worry. I know these woods
like the back of my hand.Copy !req
655. - Hey!
- Hey!Copy !req
656. Aaaah!Copy !req
657. That elm came down in a storm
we had a week ago Thursday.Copy !req
658. Guess those fellows
aren't from around here.Copy !req
659. Heh, heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
660. That's Jimmy's creek. It's good fishin',
if you're ever back this way.Copy !req
661. Charlie, are you getting
a woody doing this?Copy !req
662. Uh-uh. I had one
before we started.Copy !req
663. Come on, Charles.Copy !req
664. I don't like
that look in his eye.Copy !req
665. - Where're we going? What's he doin'?
- Charlie!Copy !req
666. God almighty!
Charlie!Copy !req
667. Devil's Dropoff!Copy !req
668. 235 feet straight down.Copy !req
669. Kinda hard
to make out in the dark.Copy !req
670. I'd like to make out with you
in the dark, Charlie. Come here.Copy !req
671. - Get outta here! Get off me!
- Don't be so shy!Copy !req
672. - Yeah!
- All right, Charlie!Copy !req
673. Ahhh!Copy !req
674. Yeah.Copy !req
675. Mr. Colton, I've lost 'em,
and I don't know where they are.Copy !req
676. Gimme a second.Copy !req
677. Fuckin' idiot prick!Copy !req
678. Naturally, if you lost 'em,
you don't know where they are.Copy !req
679. - You fuckin' idiot.
- Sorry.Copy !req
680. - Where might they be?
- Probably on their way to Los Angeles.Copy !req
681. See you later.
Thanks for being a hero, Charlie.Copy !req
682. Oh, great, you're puttin'
the handcuffs back on. Thanks!Copy !req
683. It's Finch.Copy !req
684. It's gotta be Finch.Copy !req
685. - Something I don't understand, though.
- What's that?Copy !req
686. He's a special D.E.A. officer. These
guys don't usually flip out like that.Copy !req
687. Colton can fix anybody he thinks might
be able to help him in the long run.Copy !req
688. You fuckin' piece of shit!
You ruined my life! Sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
689. Hey, where're you going
right now?Copy !req
690. - Callin' the FBI.
- What?Copy !req
691. Did you not listen
to a word I said?Copy !req
692. What are you telling me? Colton's
got FBI agents in his pockets, too?Copy !req
693. Is it the plate in your head?
I don't remember you being this stupid.Copy !req
694. Look, Colton's got notebooks
with people's names in it, all right?Copy !req
695. Cops, judges, FBI agents.Copy !req
696. I know this 'cause I used to write
some of those names in there myself.Copy !req
697. You just don't want the FBI
involved because you think...Copy !req
698. it'll be easier for you to run
if it's just me and you.Copy !req
699. You know what your problem is?
You see everything in black and white.Copy !req
700. You don't realize there's a gray area
in life. That's where most people live.Copy !req
701. Know what? Spare me
your ignorant philosophy.Copy !req
702. I think I trust the FBI a little more
than a guy that shot me in my head.Copy !req
703. Call me wacky.Copy !req
704. Yeah, the bus
comes in at 7:00.Copy !req
705. Right. Okay. Good-bye.Copy !req
706. Hey, man.
Can I call my mother?Copy !req
707. - For what?
- Because, you just got me killed...Copy !req
708. I figure I'll talk
to her one last time.Copy !req
709. - No.
- Come on, man.Copy !req
710. You know I talk
to her every Tuesday.Copy !req
711. She's gonna get all nervous
if I don't call. Please.Copy !req
712. Do you have any change?
Come on.Copy !req
713. You know, I always did like your Mom.
How's she doin'?Copy !req
714. Well, if she could stop drinkin' all
that booze and smokin' all that weed...Copy !req
715. I guess she'd be all right.Copy !req
716. The doctor says... Hey, don't
talk about my mother, by the way.Copy !req
717. What are you getting
all defensive about?Copy !req
718. Because it would break my mother's heart
if she knew what you did to me.Copy !req
719. I was just doing my job,
that's what I did to you.Copy !req
720. My mother loved you! She said
you were my only real friend.Copy !req
721. It's ringing.Copy !req
722. You didn't tell her
what happened, did you?Copy !req
723. No.
I wouldn't do that.Copy !req
724. Will you please help?
Thank you.Copy !req
725. Mom? Hey!Copy !req
726. How's it goin'?Copy !req
727. Mom, are you high?Copy !req
728. Geez, what else is new?Copy !req
729. Okay.Copy !req
730. Ah-ha, Rock Keats
is doin' just fine.Copy !req
731. Yes, he is.
He's right here.Copy !req
732. He's with me.
You want to talk to him?Copy !req
733. - Well, I'll put him on the phone!
- I don't want to.Copy !req
734. You've got nothing to feel guilty about.
You said so.Copy !req
735. - I don't want to talk to her.
- Just talk to Mommy.Copy !req
736. Carter, Mommy.Copy !req
737. Right there.
It's all right.Copy !req
738. Hi, Ma.Copy !req
739. Yeah, I'm doing great.Copy !req
740. No, I have a new girlfriend now.Copy !req
741. Yeah. Named Traci.Copy !req
742. No, not Staci, Traci.Copy !req
743. No, she's not like
the whore in Mexico. No.Copy !req
744. - Yeah, I'm taking care of your Archie.Copy !req
745. I know, and...Copy !req
746. Well, he's my best friend too.Copy !req
747. - Okay.Copy !req
748. Well, I look forward
to seeing you. Okay.Copy !req
749. Sweet potato pie?
That's wonderful.Copy !req
750. Okay. Bye-bye.Copy !req
751. Mmwah.
Back at you.Copy !req
752. - You know I'm gonna kill you, right?
- Carter, stop that.Copy !req
753. $ Until the day when
I become what I will be $Copy !req
754. - $ Oh, hey $
- $ Until the day when
memories are not to see $Copy !req
755. - $ Always $
- $ Until the day when we see
sunshine through the clouds $Copy !req
756. - $ Always $
- $ Until the day when we see
sunshine through the clouds $Copy !req
757. $ Oh, hey $Copy !req
758. All right.
These are our guys.Copy !req
759. $$Copy !req
760. The Blues Brothers?Copy !req
761. Yeah.Copy !req
762. Look. Guess which one
of them is your real father?Copy !req
763. The one with the hat.Copy !req
764. Detective Carter?
Special Agents Gentry and Cole.Copy !req
765. Man, am I glad to see you guys.Copy !req
766. - Gentry and Cole, eh?
- Yeah. So what?Copy !req
767. Don't mind him, he's simple.Copy !req
768. I guess you boys
had a pretty rough ride.Copy !req
769. Man, you can say that again.Copy !req
770. Darrel Gentry,
Darrel Gentry, Darrel Gentry.Copy !req
771. - That's my name, don't wear it out.
- First name is Darrel, right?Copy !req
772. Yeah. Named after
my mother's brother.Copy !req
773. Talk about simple!Copy !req
774. Old Uncle Darrel
was a goddamned pinhead!Copy !req
775. Yeah. Now, how
did I know your first name?Copy !req
776. What's that?Copy !req
777. Your first name.
How did I know that?Copy !req
778. Hell, I don't know. I suppose
I said something back at the station.Copy !req
779. Oh, that's right.
Keats, remember that?Copy !req
780. He goes,"Hey, I'm Darrel Gentry,"
right at the station.Copy !req
781. He goes"Darrel.
I'm Darrel Gentry."Copy !req
782. Yeah, 'cause it's not like
I'm a psychic.Copy !req
783. If I was a psychic, I would
have made you out for a cop.Copy !req
784. We wouldn't be in this
damn mess in the first place.Copy !req
785. How the hell do you shut him up?Copy !req
786. Oh, well, this usually works.Copy !req
787. Keats, get the wheel!Copy !req
788. Oh, you gonna shoot that shit?
Get the hell out of my car.Copy !req
789. - Get out!
- Uugh!Copy !req
790. - You all right? Good.Copy !req
791. It's time to roll.Copy !req
792. Oh, my God,
the guy looks like a tumbleweed!Copy !req
793. The Rock and Archie Show.
- Yeah, you did good, kid.Copy !req
794. Yeah. I told you I was telling
the truth about them FBI guys.Copy !req
795. Okay, so you told the truth.Copy !req
796. Just like I was telling the truth
about how shooting you was an accident.Copy !req
797. Hey. Don't go there.Copy !req
798. Hey, man. I may not know you,
where you're really from,Copy !req
799. what school you really went to...Copy !req
800. or whether or not your Dad
really was a smack-head.Copy !req
801. But you know me, man.Copy !req
802. Say it. Tell me I ain't a liar.
Say it, Keats.Copy !req
803. - You ain't a liar.
- Hallelujah.Copy !req
804. Hey, Moe. My father
really did die...Copy !req
805. with a needle in his arm.Copy !req
806. You're the only person
I ever told that to.Copy !req
807. I wish I could hug you,
but I got these goddamn handcuffs on.Copy !req
808. - Stick your finger in your ass, Alfie.Copy !req
809. Hey, the reason Colton
wants me so bad...Copy !req
810. and the reason the DA was so willing
to make a deal with me...Copy !req
811. is 'cause I know how
Colton's whole operation works.Copy !req
812. From how he imports the drugs
to how he launders the money
through his car dealership.Copy !req
813. It's all written in them notebooks
I was tellin' you about.Copy !req
814. - The ones with the names?
- You could make a case
against Colton...Copy !req
815. that would put him away for 20 lifetimes
and I could help you get them...Copy !req
816. - if... I let you go?
- The cops don't give a shit about me.
They want Colton.Copy !req
817. No can do.Copy !req
818. How can you do this to me?Copy !req
819. Look, you're giving up Colton,
all right?Copy !req
820. - You're not gonna do much time.
- Oh, yeah, okay.Copy !req
821. Smuggling dope, shooting a cop,
I'll see you in ten years.Copy !req
822. That's if your boy Vince doesn't
pick me off on the way to headquarters.Copy !req
823. I'm not taking you
to headquarters.Copy !req
824. I'm taking you to my precinct.Copy !req
825. I know people there I can trust.Copy !req
826. You'll be all right.Copy !req
827. We were friends, Keats.
Friends.Copy !req
828. Doesn't that
mean anything to you?Copy !req
829. Don't give me that shit about
you were just doing your job,Copy !req
830. - 'cause that's crap!
- Hey. I was doin' my job then...Copy !req
831. - and I'm doin' my job now.
- Well, your job sucks!Copy !req
832. Hey, could you move your head
to the left?Copy !req
833. I think that fuckin' plate
is ruinin' the reception!Copy !req
834. $ I waited here by the phone $
- Jesus, you're right.Copy !req
835. $ And when
the silence prolonged $$Copy !req
836. Hey, where's the captain at?Copy !req
837. - Haven't seen him.
- Good to see you, man,
but you look like shit.Copy !req
838. Why don't you go home?
We'll take this guy off your hands.Copy !req
839. Wait, uh...Copy !req
840. Do the names Sulliman
and Jones mean anything to you?Copy !req
841. Hey, wait a minute.
What's with you, Jack?Copy !req
842. You don't trust us,
all of a sudden?Copy !req
843. I don't trust anybody, Whoopi.Copy !req
844. Sulliman. Jones.Copy !req
845. - Don't ring a bell.
- All right.Copy !req
846. You keep him away from Finch.
That bastard's on Colton's payroll.Copy !req
847. That son of a bitch. I knew there
was a reason I didn't like that guy.Copy !req
848. Hey, Keats.Copy !req
849. - Yeah.
- Will you do me a favor?Copy !req
850. Could you check in on my mom
every once in a while?Copy !req
851. Make sure she's not smoking
too much weed?Copy !req
852. I got nobody else to ask.Copy !req
853. You got it.
I'll look after her.Copy !req
854. - Hello.
- Hey, bright eyes.Copy !req
855. - Jack, where are you? Ja...
- I'm at the sta... Hello?Copy !req
856. Hello, Jack.
Welcome home.Copy !req
857. You son of a bitch.
If you hurt her, I swear to God...Copy !req
858. Yeah, yeah. Listen.
I'm a businessman, Jack,Copy !req
859. so I thought maybe we'd
discuss a little business.Copy !req
860. You see, you have something that I want,
and I have something that you want.Copy !req
861. So what I'm talking
about here is an even swap.Copy !req
862. But I don't have Moses anymore.
I turned him in.Copy !req
863. Well, that's not very good,
then, is it?Copy !req
864. Um, you better
get him back, Jack.Copy !req
865. You bring Moses to my house, or you'll
never see your little girlfriend again.Copy !req
866. Come on down, hear?Copy !req
867. Watch your step!Copy !req
868. Look, man, don't do
what I think you want to do,Copy !req
869. 'cause I'm telling you,
neither one of us is gonna like it.Copy !req
870. Wait, hold up!
I need him back.Copy !req
871. What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
872. - I'm taking him to headquarters myself.
- Why?Copy !req
873. Never mind, why.
Get the fuck off me.Copy !req
874. He's taking me back,
so we're going.Copy !req
875. Sorry about your lunch, big man.Copy !req
876. Hey, man, thank you.
I knew you wouldn't let me down.Copy !req
877. - What was that last look I gave you?
- Yeah, all of that.Copy !req
878. - Jack, where are you goin'?
- Trust me on this, Captain. He's dirty.Copy !req
879. - What the hell are you talking about?
- You heard me!Copy !req
880. - Are you crazy?
- I'll explain it all to you later.Copy !req
881. No! You'll explain now!Copy !req
882. Jensen. Jensen?Copy !req
883. - This guy's name is Jensen?
- Why? Why? Why?Copy !req
884. - What?
- Lt's not Finch, man, it's Jensen!Copy !req
885. - He works with Colton!
- What the hell is he saying?Copy !req
886. - You gotta get me outta here!
- He's saying that you're in bed
with Colton. Now, back up.Copy !req
887. Jack, he's a lying
son of a bitch!Copy !req
888. - He doesn't lie.
- Jack, are you going
to take the word...Copy !req
889. of that little prick over mine?Copy !req
890. - Right now, I have to.
- You're on suspension,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
891. Now, turn that prisoner over.Copy !req
892. Don't you even think about it!Copy !req
893. And you. You ought
to be ashamed of yourself.Copy !req
894. And you. You ought
to be ashamed of yourself.Copy !req
895. - Hey, man.
- Hey, how you doin'?Copy !req
896. $ Gettin' down with the party $Copy !req
897. $ Well, hey I'm the big kahuna $Copy !req
898. - I cannot believe
that it was Jensen.Copy !req
899. This guy's been
like a father to me!Copy !req
900. Mmm.Copy !req
901. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.Copy !req
902. Uh, I'm not gonna tell ya,
'cause you're probably gonna get mad.Copy !req
903. Moe, what are you talkin' about?Copy !req
904. All right, there was a chance...Copy !req
905. I'm not 100%% sure, but...Copy !req
906. maybe it was Benson, not Jensen.Copy !req
907. You're bullshitting me.Copy !req
908. No, I'm not positive about this.Copy !req
909. Actually, I am pretty
positive it was Benson.Copy !req
910. - They sound the same.
- Moses, I could kick your ass!Copy !req
911. It's very close, Jensen, Benson.
They rhyme!Copy !req
912. Jesus Christ, gimme a break!Copy !req
913. - Give you a break?
- You should be happy!
Your captain's clean!Copy !req
914. I knocked my superior officer
on his ass. I pulled a gun on him.Copy !req
915. - And I should be happy?
- The good thing is...Copy !req
916. when push came to shove, you acted
like a human being instead of a cop!Copy !req
917. Man, you wouldn't let me rot
in that jail cell...Copy !req
918. and I love you for it!Copy !req
919. Moses...Copy !req
920. Mmm. I swear to God, I'm going to
make it up to you. That's a promise.Copy !req
921. - I got something to tell you.
- Mm-hmm. Go ahead.Copy !req
922. - You're not gonna get mad?
- I ain't gonna get mad.Copy !req
923. I'm falling in love
with you all over again.Copy !req
924. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
925. Colton's got Traci. He says the only way
I can get her back is if I turn you in.Copy !req
926. There, I said it.Copy !req
927. You can't stop fucking me over,
can you?Copy !req
928. I'm not gonna turn you in!Copy !req
929. Okay? But I can't
get her back without you.Copy !req
930. You're the only one that knows
your way around that place.Copy !req
931. Look, we both know I ain't gonna
make it outta that place alive.Copy !req
932. - Um, look...
- Forget it, man, I ain't doing this!Copy !req
933. Okay, fine!Copy !req
934. Then I guess you lied
to me after all.Copy !req
935. - Okay, about what?
- You said you'd take a bullet for me.Copy !req
936. Well, I would have taken
a bullet for you at one time,Copy !req
937. but that shit's all gone now.Copy !req
938. Cool. Then don't
do it for me.Copy !req
939. Do it for yourself. Because as long
as you're alive, Colton wants you dead.Copy !req
940. It's only a matter of time
before he puts your lights out.Copy !req
941. Goddamn it.
All right, gimme a gun.Copy !req
942. Moses, you're a fugitive
who's in my custody.Copy !req
943. I can't just give you a gun.Copy !req
944. Even if it means
I'm gonna get killed?Copy !req
945. - Lt don't work like that. The rules...
- Even if it means...Copy !req
946. Traci could get killed?Copy !req
947. Will you get over that black and white
shit and come over to the gray area?Copy !req
948. Goddamn it,
there's plenty of room!Copy !req
949. - Mr. Colton's waiting to see us.
- He certainly is.Copy !req
950. Hand it over.Copy !req
951. After you.Copy !req
952. Gross. Right
in the fuckin' eyeball.Copy !req
953. Bet you're glad
you gave me that gun.Copy !req
954. This is the only door
without an alarm on it.Copy !req
955. - What does it lead to?
- Guest kitchen. Nobody's ever in there.Copy !req
956. Oh, shit.Copy !req
957. Get her out of here.Copy !req
958. I think they're eating fajitas.Copy !req
959. Goddamn it.Copy !req
960. Drop back.Copy !req
961. Now!Copy !req
962. So no one's ever in here,
huh, Moses?Copy !req
963. Hey. Shit!Copy !req
964. - Is that all you got?Copy !req
965. Come here!Copy !req
966. Motherfucker!Copy !req
967. Aaaaargh!Copy !req
968. Oh, Jack.Copy !req
969. Thank God.
I was so scared.Copy !req
970. - Where's Colton?
- I saw him drive off
when the shooting started.Copy !req
971. Okay. Come on,
let's get out of here.Copy !req
972. Shh.Copy !req
973. There may still be some people
around here. I don't have a gun.Copy !req
974. I've got one.Copy !req
975. Great. Let me have it.Copy !req
976. Put your hands up, Jack.Copy !req
977. Traci, now is not
the time for jokes.Copy !req
978. - Give me the gun.
- Put your hands up,
or I will let you have it.Copy !req
979. Move toward the door.Copy !req
980. So after all this time,
it was you, huh?Copy !req
981. - I'm sorry, Jack.
- Why don't you
just shoot me in my head?Copy !req
982. It won't hurt as much.Copy !req
983. Give me the gun, bitch!
Thank you!Copy !req
984. - Where the hell were you?
- Gettin' Colton's notebooks.Copy !req
985. According to these,
it's Nurse Traci's job...Copy !req
986. to get close to somebody
and then fuck them over.Copy !req
987. - No wonder you liked her.
- Jack, please!Copy !req
988. Move it!Copy !req
989. Move it!Copy !req
990. Colton knew you'd be coming
after me sooner or later...Copy !req
991. so he sicked devil eyes over here
on you to lead him to me.Copy !req
992. Jack, Colton made me do it.Copy !req
993. He would have killed me
if I hadn't done it.Copy !req
994. Watch it now, Keats.
She's playing you.Copy !req
995. But then I fell in love
with you.Copy !req
996. But... then I fell...
Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
997. I swear to God I did.Copy !req
998. Aw, she's lyin'
out her devil ass!Copy !req
999. - Will you shut the fuck up?
- Why don't you make me?Copy !req
1000. Jesus, I gotta learn how to fight.
This is pathetic.Copy !req
1001. Moses, don't you do it!Copy !req
1002. Your girlfriend is shooting at me.
What do you want me to do,
tell her she's pretty?Copy !req
1003. Traci. Traci.Copy !req
1004. - Put the gun down.
- I'm walking out of here, Jack.Copy !req
1005. - Don't try to stop me.
- Goddamn it, Traci, stop this.Copy !req
1006. Don't take it personally.
I'm just doing my job.Copy !req
1007. Oh, shit!
I've heard that before!Copy !req
1008. Look, Moses, shut up.Copy !req
1009. Traci, please.Copy !req
1010. Traci, please.Copy !req
1011. Don't make you feel
too good, does it, Keats?Copy !req
1012. Traci!Copy !req
1013. Okay, Jack.Copy !req
1014. I'm coming out.
I don't want anyone else to get hurt.Copy !req
1015. Hey, Keats.
Take a gun. She's crazy.Copy !req
1016. Put it down.Copy !req
1017. - Keats, look out!Copy !req
1018. Hey, jack-off.Copy !req
1019. You make one hell of a partner.Copy !req
1020. First you bust 'em,
then you get 'em shot.Copy !req
1021. Hey, you know what?
Screw him.Copy !req
1022. I built my whole business
selling to morons like him.Copy !req
1023. You come on down to
Colton Motors, you hear?Copy !req
1024. And I'll sell you a new partner,
one without a bullet in him.Copy !req
1025. Think of the depreciation.Copy !req
1026. Step into my office, chump.Copy !req
1027. - I could kill you now,
but that wouldn't be enough.
- What?Copy !req
1028. 'Cause first, man,Copy !req
1029. I'm gonna fuck you up.Copy !req
1030. Ooooh!Copy !req
1031. Let's get our story straight.Copy !req
1032. You two.
You broke in here to kill me.Copy !req
1033. Ohhh! That's what you get for
trying to make me suck your dick.Copy !req
1034. Aaaaah!Copy !req
1035. Hey, Moe.
I can't believe you did that.Copy !req
1036. Did what?Copy !req
1037. You actually took
a bullet for me.Copy !req
1038. That was pretty nice
of me, wasn't it?Copy !req
1039. - Yeah.
- Ow. Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
1040. Hey, sit down.
Let me look at that.Copy !req
1041. Ah, shit.Copy !req
1042. Ow!Copy !req
1043. Man, it's just
a little flesh wound.Copy !req
1044. A bullet hit my back.
It hurts.Copy !req
1045. - Try taking one in the head.
- All right, that probably hurt more.Copy !req
1046. Those notebooks ought
to make that Benson or...Copy !req
1047. Jensen guy forget
you ever hit him.Copy !req
1048. It's Jensen. And you better
get the hell out of here.Copy !req
1049. Thanks, man.Copy !req
1050. Hey, you take care of yourself.Copy !req
1051. Try not to mess up.Copy !req
1052. This life of crime bullshit,
I'm done with it. I'm going to Cabo.Copy !req
1053. Ah, drinkin' margaritas,
bangin' seÑoritas.Copy !req
1054. Fuck that shit, man.
I'm gonna be a bullfighter.Copy !req
1055. I hear those guys make a lot of money.
You should come.Copy !req
1056. Maybe.
To the Rock and Archie Show.Copy !req
1057. To the Jack and Archie Show.Copy !req
1058. I'll see you later.Copy !req
1059. See you, Moses.Copy !req
1060. The American customer
is different than here in Mexico.Copy !req
1061. You see, we like it when you first
meet somebody, you just start kissing.Copy !req
1062. Get to know each other a little.
It's a little strange at first,Copy !req
1063. but if you loosen up
you can enjoy it.Copy !req
1064. You know, I think
it could be fun.Copy !req
1065. - SeÑor, you're so funny.
- Oh, funny, and good looking too.Copy !req
1066. I'm not great looking, but pretty good.
Like, about a seven.Copy !req
1067. Hey, I wanted to ask you. How many of
you have done it with a bullfighter?Copy !req
1068. - Anybody? Come on, show of hands.
- We don't like bullfighters.Copy !req
1069. - We hate when they kill the bull.
- I wouldn't kill the bull.Copy !req
1070. That's not nice.
What I like to do is...Copy !req
1071. I like to get to know the bull, teach it
how to read, that kind of thing.Copy !req
1072. - Make him stop smoking.
- Let's go.Copy !req
1073. It's not right
for a bull to smoke.Copy !req
1074. How's it goin'?Copy !req
1075. We don't like you gringos
bothering our women.Copy !req
1076. And I wouldn't do that.Copy !req
1077. That's why I'm going to leave right now.
It was great meeting you.Copy !req
1078. Oh, God, come on.Copy !req
1079. Hey!Copy !req
1080. You got a problem with him,
then you got a problem with us.Copy !req
1081. Right, Keats?Copy !req
1082. Keats?Copy !req
1083. Hey, you don't want to beat the shit out
of me in front of my mother, do you?Copy !req
1084. Mom! Ma!Copy !req
1085. Mom! Mother!Copy !req
1086. $ It's the nine right
So I gotta get loc $Copy !req
1087. $ Do what I gotta do
to get them hundred spokes $Copy !req
1088. $ Get smoke with my folks
like a baller bachelor $Copy !req
1089. $ You can catch me in my Acura $Copy !req
1090. $ Half of ya don't know
the meaning of dope $Copy !req
1091. $ That's why I'm grabbin'
the microphone $Copy !req
1092. $ And goin' for broke $Copy !req
1093. $ Like one time for your mind $Copy !req
1094. $ Down with flossy macks
and I'm all of that $Copy !req
1095. $ I been around the world
seen so many girls $Copy !req
1096. $ Honeys lookin' fine
Yo, I'm out to get mine $Copy !req
1097. $ You didn't know me then
as my homey $Copy !req
1098. $ We're comin' from way back $Copy !req
1099. $ The hell with them
knapsacks and backpacks $Copy !req
1100. $ Comin' through with
the new thought ya knew $Copy !req
1101. $ We doin' this just like
we supposed to do $Copy !req
1102. $ And we keepin' it real
with the action $Copy !req
1103. $ Guaranteed satisfaction
when it's all ya askin' $Copy !req
1104. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1105. $ We can make it if we try $Copy !req
1106. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1107. $ You and I $Copy !req
1108. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1109. $ Keep it real
You know that's why $Copy !req
1110. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1111. $ You and I $Copy !req
1112. $ Mama always said
I was born to speak the word $Copy !req
1113. $ Now I got them beats
for my peoples serving curbs $Copy !req
1114. $ I rock from back street
to boulevards $Copy !req
1115. $ I come with the funk
they bump in the trunk $Copy !req
1116. $ So check ya headphones
and boom boxes $Copy !req
1117. $ 'Cause I be rockin' heads $Copy !req
1118. $ From the ghettoes
to the boondoxes $Copy !req
1119. $ Who gots the motts We do $Copy !req
1120. $ And I loves to see a honey in
a nightie that's see through $Copy !req
1121. $ So now you know
we down from the block $Copy !req
1122. $ See my homey he got shot $Copy !req
1123. $ Ya know what I think got $Copy !req
1124. $ Doin' it for some
cleanin' the money $Copy !req
1125. $ Somethin' ain't right 'cause
it's shady when it's sunny $Copy !req
1126. $ Hot damm I got they number $Copy !req
1127. $ Pullin' they card out the deck
just to put 'em in check $Copy !req
1128. $ It makes me wonder
who to trust $Copy !req
1129. - $ But the two of us $
- $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1130. $ We can make it if we try $Copy !req
1131. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1132. $ You and I $Copy !req
1133. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1134. $ Keep it real
You know that's why $Copy !req
1135. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1136. $ You and I $Copy !req
1137. $ Who can I lean on
when I fall $Copy !req
1138. $ It's my homeys that I call $Copy !req
1139. $ Always know they're
comin' through $Copy !req
1140. - $ Yeah $
- $ Good things might come
to those who wait $Copy !req
1141. $ But not to those
who contemplate $Copy !req
1142. $ You gotta go
for what you know, baby $Copy !req
1143. $ Check one, two as I creep
Now don't sleep $Copy !req
1144. $ Just the two of us
Wreck I'm LP $Copy !req
1145. - $ Nothin' new to ya $
- $ Tell you what I'll do for ya $Copy !req
1146. - $ Make a mad move for ya $
- $ Mad party grooves for ya $Copy !req
1147. $ So put the boogie
in ya backside $Copy !req
1148. - $ All night $
- $ Grab a boo and hit
the dance floor $Copy !req
1149. $ Now sure ya right $Copy !req
1150. $ Hidden sweets in switches $Copy !req
1151. $ Pitches all day
I said steady as I parley $Copy !req
1152. $ In the mix
'cause I have to be $Copy !req
1153. $ And I'm steady pulling
skirts like cavities $Copy !req
1154. - $ Say what $
- $ We puttin' it down
like gravity $Copy !req
1155. - $ And there ain't a honey dip
that won't be havin' me $
- $ Yeah $Copy !req
1156. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1157. $ We can make it if we try $Copy !req
1158. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1159. $ You and I $Copy !req
1160. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1161. $ Keep it real
You know that's why $Copy !req
1162. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1163. $ You and I $Copy !req
1164. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1165. $ We can make it if we try $Copy !req
1166. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1167. $ You and I $Copy !req
1168. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1169. $ Keep it real
You don't ask why $Copy !req
1170. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1171. $ You and I $Copy !req
1172. $ Just the two of us $Copy !req
1173. $ We can make it if we try $Copy !req
1174. $ Just the two of us $$Copy !req
1175. $ Can you feel $Copy !req
1176. $ Can you feel $Copy !req
1177. $ All punks
cannot go downstairs $Copy !req
1178. $ Clean up their messes $Copy !req