1. Gate.Copy !req
2. - What do you want?
- Can I use the bathroom here?Copy !req
3. I can't let you back in here.Copy !req
4. This is the discharge gate.Copy !req
5. There's the last bus
into town tonight.Copy !req
6. You better get on it.Copy !req
7. Excuse me, do you know
where the bathroom is?Copy !req
8. Yeah, it's down there.Copy !req
9. The bathroom's closed, sir.Copy !req
10. It's closed. Thanks.Copy !req
11. Excuse me, miss, do you know
where there's a bathroom here?Copy !req
12. Back there.Copy !req
13. That's closed. Do you know
where another bathroom is?Copy !req
14. There's one in the restaurant
to the left up there.Copy !req
15. Okay, thanks. Thank you.Copy !req
16. Oh man.Copy !req
17. The restaurant's closed.
I said the restaurant is closed.Copy !req
18. - Can I use the bathroom?
- The bathroom's closed, too.Copy !req
19. I said the restaurant
is closed.Copy !req
20. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
21. One, two, three, four...
chin up straight... seven, eight.Copy !req
22. And stamp! One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
23. Stamp! Two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
24. Stamp! And smile... two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
25. Stamp! One, two,
three and four.Copy !req
26. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
27. Again... two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
28. Repeat, two, two, two...
five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
29. Stamp! Then a one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
30. Stamp! And smile... two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
31. Stamp! And a one... three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
32. Doubles! One, two...Copy !req
33. - What the fuck you looking at?
- Nothing.Copy !req
34. Then get your fucking face
out of my pants.Copy !req
35. Relax.Copy !req
36. Don't tell me to fucking relax.Copy !req
37. Just keep your face
out of my pants.Copy !req
38. It's just so big.Copy !req
39. What the fuck did you say?
What did you say to me, you faggot?Copy !req
40. Get the fuck out
of the bathroom! Faggot!Copy !req
41. Damn it!Copy !req
42. I can't piss. Fucking faggot,Copy !req
43. I'll kill that fucker!
Fucking faggot!Copy !req
44. Faggot!Copy !req
45. - Watch your mouth.
- What? What?Copy !req
46. Why don't you watch
your mouth, smart-ass?Copy !req
47. - Miss.
- What?Copy !req
48. You got a quarter I can borrow?Copy !req
49. - Yes.
- Can I borrow it?Copy !req
50. Yeah.Copy !req
51. Can I borrow it now?Copy !req
52. - Don't you say thanks?
- What?Copy !req
53. - Don't you say thank you?
- What?Copy !req
54. Hello, Ma? It's me.Copy !req
55. It's Billy.Copy !req
56. Billy. Your son!Copy !req
57. Turn down the TV.
Turn down the television.Copy !req
58. It's Billy.Copy !req
59. I told you we were going to be
in town for one day, right?Copy !req
60. We're in town. We just flew in.Copy !req
61. We're at the fancy hotel.
I told you where we were staying.Copy !req
62. Downtown, yes.
The big hotel, right.Copy !req
63. Yeah, I have a big room.
It's beautiful here.Copy !req
64. Yes, it's clean, Ma.Copy !req
65. It's a very expensive
hotel, okay?Copy !req
66. No, don't come here, Ma.
Don't come here.Copy !req
67. I told you, I want to go there.
I want to see the old neighborhood.Copy !req
68. I want to come now.Copy !req
69. What time is the game over?Copy !req
70. Fine, I'll come at 5:00.Copy !req
71. No, Ma, she's not coming.
She's sick.Copy !req
72. I don't know. People get sick.Copy !req
73. I don't know why she's sick.
She's sick.Copy !req
74. Every time we fly in planes,
she gets sick.Copy !req
75. I don't know why.Copy !req
76. She doesn't like flying.Copy !req
77. Plus, we sit in first class,
they bring you a lot of food,Copy !req
78. and she always gets
stomach cramps. I don't know.Copy !req
79. I can't... she's sleeping, Ma.Copy !req
80. I'm in the lobby of the hotel
because she's sleeping upstairs.Copy !req
81. I'm not going to wake her up.Copy !req
82. Did you hear what I said?
Did you hear what I said?Copy !req
83. What did I say? What did I say?Copy !req
84. She's sick!Copy !req
85. Fine, Ma.
You want me to wake her up?Copy !req
86. You want me to go upstairs
and wake her up?Copy !req
87. You're unbelievable.Copy !req
88. Then how you going to feel
when she comes over sick?Copy !req
89. How you going to feel then
when you see how sick she is?Copy !req
90. No, I'm going to bring her,Copy !req
91. I'm going to drag her out of bed
and I'm going to bring her to youCopy !req
92. so you can see her.Copy !req
93. Fine. We're coming over.
We're coming over.Copy !req
94. I said I'm bringing her, yes.Copy !req
95. Fine. Okay? Goodbye.Copy !req
96. Excuse me, miss?Copy !req
97. Shut up, shut up...Copy !req
98. Don't say a word or I'll take it
right out of your face.Copy !req
99. Shut your mouth,
shut your mouth...Copy !req
100. Just shut your mouth
and you'll be okay.Copy !req
101. Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
102. You're hurting me.Copy !req
103. Shut your mouth
or I'll really hurt you.Copy !req
104. Wanna really hurt?
Get in the car.Copy !req
105. Get in. Hurry up.
Get in the car.Copy !req
106. How do I get this thing back?Copy !req
107. Point to the thing!Copy !req
108. I can't see out the window.Copy !req
109. Give me something
to wipe the window with.Copy !req
110. Give me something
to wipe the window with!Copy !req
111. No, you go out. You clean it.Copy !req
112. Get out of the car
and clean your window.Copy !req
113. Don't you ever
clean your window?Copy !req
114. Do you ever think
about cleaning your car...Copy !req
115. Come on, I don't got all day.Copy !req
116. Hurry up.Copy !req
117. See how you wash a car?
See how nice when a car's clean?Copy !req
118. Is that how your house is,
filthy like that?Copy !req
119. You see how nice the car is
when it's clean?Copy !req
120. You see, now you can see.Copy !req
121. That's good. That's good.Copy !req
122. Get in your car. Hurry up.Copy !req
123. Hurry up! And shut your mouth,
shut your mouth.Copy !req
124. It's filthy, it's filthy.Copy !req
125. Where's the thing on this car?Copy !req
126. How do you put it in gear?Copy !req
127. - It's right here.
- What is this?Copy !req
128. Is this a shifter car?Copy !req
129. I cannot drive a shifter car,
so we got a little situation here.Copy !req
130. I can't drive these kind of cars.
What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
131. You think that's funny?
Would you like to know, smart-ass?Copy !req
132. Would you like to know why
I can't drive this kind of car?Copy !req
133. I'll tell you why.Copy !req
134. I'm used to luxury cars.
Have you ever heard of a luxury car?Copy !req
135. You know what luxury means?
Have you ever heard of Cadillac?Copy !req
136. Cadillac Eldorado?
That's what I drive.Copy !req
137. I drive cars that shift themselves.
My cars shift themselves.Copy !req
138. They're luxury cars.
They shift themselves.Copy !req
139. When I say three,
you follow my count,Copy !req
140. you come around to my door.
You got me?Copy !req
141. One... two... three.Copy !req
142. What did I just say?
One, two, three.Copy !req
143. Get out of the car.Copy !req
144. I'm watching you,
I'm watching you.Copy !req
145. Don't make that face,
don't make that face.Copy !req
146. Hurry up!Copy !req
147. Now pull away.Copy !req
148. Go this way!Copy !req
149. Wait! Go this way!Copy !req
150. I want you to
pull over right there.Copy !req
151. - Just pull over here.
- Where?Copy !req
152. Right here.
That's it, that's good.Copy !req
153. That's it. Beautiful.Copy !req
154. Put the car in park, all right?Copy !req
155. I'm gonna step out
of the car for one minute.Copy !req
156. One minute, I'm gonna step out.Copy !req
157. Put your hands
on the dashboard like that.Copy !req
158. Don't let me see
you move them one finger,Copy !req
159. not one twitch of a move or I'll
come back and choke you to death.Copy !req
160. I swear to God.Copy !req
161. I'll take a bite out of your cheek
and I'll shit you out.Copy !req
162. So just hold your hands
like that, you understand me?Copy !req
163. Nod your head
if you understand.Copy !req
164. You understand?
Yes, you understand.Copy !req
165. Stay right there.Copy !req
166. Don't look.Copy !req
167. Who told you to look?Copy !req
168. Take your hands off the dash.Copy !req
169. You're making me nervous.Copy !req
170. First thing, right off the bat,Copy !req
171. I'd like to apologize.Copy !req
172. I'm going to apologize.Copy !req
173. I've had to go
to the bathroom for hours.Copy !req
174. I've been backed up,
totally backed up.Copy !req
175. Anyway, I swear to God,
I didn't mean to scare you.Copy !req
176. And I'm sorry
if I pulled your hair.Copy !req
177. You okay?Copy !req
178. Good. All right...Copy !req
179. Now don't talk, please.Copy !req
180. I need to ask you a favor.Copy !req
181. I haven't seen my parents
in a long timeCopy !req
182. 'cause I just got out of jail.Copy !req
183. I was innocent.Copy !req
184. Before I went away,
I made up a few lies.Copy !req
185. I said I was married.Copy !req
186. I also told them
that I worked for the governmentCopy !req
187. and that I would be away
for a long time.Copy !req
188. What I need you to do is to come
to my parents' house with me,Copy !req
189. and pretend to be my wife...Copy !req
190. acting, all right?Copy !req
191. Today's your big debut,
your big break.Copy !req
192. This is acting. You're my wife.Copy !req
193. So that means you adore me,
you love me, you cherish me...Copy !req
194. Jesus Christ,
you can't live without me.Copy !req
195. The story will go like this.Copy !req
196. We met in high school...Copy !req
197. and we were sweethearts,
you loved me,Copy !req
198. you've been in love with me
your whole life.Copy !req
199. And your new name
would be Wendy Balsam.Copy !req
200. Don't worry about the details.Copy !req
201. I'll take over. Just be nice.Copy !req
202. When we get there,
be a decent girl. Be nice.Copy !req
203. What's your name,
what's your real name?Copy !req
204. Layla.Copy !req
205. Layla. No, that's no good.Copy !req
206. We'll stick with Wendy Balsam,
you're Wendy Balsam.Copy !req
207. So basically,
what I'm asking you to do is,Copy !req
208. I'm asking you to come there
and make me look good.Copy !req
209. And if you make a fool out of me,
I swear to God,Copy !req
210. I'll kill you right there.Copy !req
211. Boom! Right in front
of Mommy and Daddy.Copy !req
212. And I'll tell you something else,
you make me look bad...Copy !req
213. I will never ever
talk to you again, ever.Copy !req
214. But if you do a good job,
then you can be my best friend.Copy !req
215. My best friend that
I've ever had. You hear me?Copy !req
216. All right, let's keep driving.Copy !req
217. We're gonna go. Keep driving.Copy !req
218. What's your name?Copy !req
219. My name is Billy, Billy Brown.Copy !req
220. Just remember why you're there.Copy !req
221. You're there to make me
look good. You hear me?Copy !req
222. You can eat all the food you want,
just make me look good.Copy !req
223. - Why are you there?
- To make you look good.Copy !req
224. That's right,
to make me look good.Copy !req
225. Then you can go home.Copy !req
226. Are your parents vegetarians?Copy !req
227. I hope so, because
I don't eat meat ever.Copy !req
228. Come on, come on.Copy !req
229. - Which house is it?
- There.Copy !req
230. Oh man.Copy !req
231. Are you okay?Copy !req
232. What did I tell you?Copy !req
233. Just make sure
you behave right.Copy !req
234. Come on, come on.Copy !req
235. - What did I tell you?
- Don't start.Copy !req
236. Do me this favor, all right?
This is not nice.Copy !req
237. Just be nice, okay?Copy !req
238. Be nice, say hello,
really nice hellos.Copy !req
239. My father likes
when people say hello.Copy !req
240. "Hello, Mr. Brown."
Okay? Please.Copy !req
241. Are you sure you're okay?Copy !req
242. I feel sick.Copy !req
243. I feel like throwing up.Copy !req
244. Would you hold me a second?Copy !req
245. Would you hold me?Copy !req
246. Don't touch me.Copy !req
247. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
248. Hello!Copy !req
249. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
250. Jan, it's your son.Copy !req
251. - Who?
- I said it's your son.Copy !req
252. Oh, honey.Copy !req
253. It's Billy.Copy !req
254. Billy's here.Copy !req
255. We're so happy to meet you.Copy !req
256. Billy's told us
so much about you.Copy !req
257. Oh.Copy !req
258. I've heard so much
about both of you.Copy !req
259. He's very proud you two.Copy !req
260. Do you think I could use
the bathroom?Copy !req
261. Sure, honey. Billy, go show her
where the bathroom is.Copy !req
262. It's down the hall.
Don't take a long time.Copy !req
263. I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
264. Just hurry up.Copy !req
265. Honey... you look tired.
Are you sick?Copy !req
266. I'm not sick, Ma.Copy !req
267. Why?Copy !req
268. You just...Copy !req
269. you just look so tired.Copy !req
270. Well, Ma, I am a little tired.
I just flew on a plane.Copy !req
271. - Okay?
- All right. Don't get upset.Copy !req
272. - I'm not upset.
- All right.Copy !req
273. You want something to drink?Copy !req
274. Yeah.Copy !req
275. All right.
What do you want to drink?Copy !req
276. I'd like a glass
of water, please.Copy !req
277. You don't want some pop?Copy !req
278. You know I don't drink pop, Ma.Copy !req
279. The bubbles bother my stomach.Copy !req
280. Would you like some ginger ale?
I got some ginger ale.Copy !req
281. That's good for the stomach.Copy !req
282. Ginger ale is pop, Ma.Copy !req
283. Ginger ale is pop.Copy !req
284. I just said I don't want pop.Copy !req
285. Can I please have
a glass of water?Copy !req
286. How about I make you the juice?
I got the frozen juice.Copy !req
287. I just want a glass
of water, please.Copy !req
288. Just a glass of water.
That's all I want.Copy !req
289. - Fine.
- Thank you.Copy !req
290. Honey.Copy !req
291. I got those chocolate doughnuts
you like. Do you want one nowCopy !req
292. or do you think
it'll spoil your appetite?Copy !req
293. It won't spoil my appetite.Copy !req
294. I don't eat chocolate.
I'm allergic to it, remember?Copy !req
295. Honey...Copy !req
296. what are you talking about?
You always ate chocolate.Copy !req
297. That's great.Copy !req
298. You don't remember your own son.
That's really great...Copy !req
299. Ma, my face is kind of itchy.Copy !req
300. Honey, what happened
to your face?Copy !req
301. It's all swollen.
We better put some ice on that.Copy !req
302. You had to take me
to the Emergency RoomCopy !req
303. because my face swelled up.Copy !req
304. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
305. You always ate chocolate.Copy !req
306. I didn't always eat chocolate, Ma.
I did not always eat chocolate.Copy !req
307. I didn't eat chocolate.
Can we talk about something else?Copy !req
308. - All right, just calm down.
- Fine.Copy !req
309. - Honey.
- Hi, honey.Copy !req
310. Why don't you get her
something to drink, Ma?Copy !req
311. All right. Do you want
something to drink, honey?Copy !req
312. Yeah. Could you make me
a rum and coke?Copy !req
313. - What, honey?
- I meant...Copy !req
314. - could I have a ginger ale?
- Oh sure, we got a ginger ale.Copy !req
315. Come here, honey.Copy !req
316. Let me hug
my new little daughter.Copy !req
317. Daddy loves you, you know that?
Daddy really loves you.Copy !req
318. His new, little, sweet,
young daughter.Copy !req
319. Sit down, honey.Copy !req
320. I'm 28.Copy !req
321. You look like a baby.Copy !req
322. You look so young and pretty.Copy !req
323. Thank you.Copy !req
324. My son used to be
a beautiful baby.Copy !req
325. Oh!Copy !req
326. You should've seen him.
He was so beautiful.Copy !req
327. Look at him now.Copy !req
328. Oh no.Copy !req
329. I think Billy is the most
handsome guy in the whole world.Copy !req
330. - Who, honey?
- Billy.Copy !req
331. I think he's the most
handsome man I've ever seen.Copy !req
332. - Billy who?
- This Billy.Copy !req
333. Oh.Copy !req
334. I can't stand it
when he grows his hair long.Copy !req
335. Could I see some pictures
of Billy from when he was little?Copy !req
336. You want to see some pictures?Copy !req
337. Honey,
where's the Billy picture?Copy !req
338. - You know?
- I don't know where it is.Copy !req
339. The picture of Billy, honey.Copy !req
340. I don't know where it is.
Wait a minute...Copy !req
341. We got some pictures.Copy !req
342. Here's a picture of me
with Jack Kemp.Copy !req
343. Here's OJ Simpson.Copy !req
344. Here's me with
the Buffalo Bills' caterer.Copy !req
345. Here's my husband.
Here's our wedding.Copy !req
346. Honey, did you find it?Copy !req
347. Yeah, I found it.Copy !req
348. Look at Billy.Copy !req
349. He's so cute.Copy !req
350. And that puppy...
that puppy's adorable.Copy !req
351. - Whose puppy is that?
- That was Billy's.Copy !req
352. - Bingo.
- What happened to him?Copy !req
353. I don't know
what happened to him.Copy !req
354. He ran away. Yeah, he ran away.Copy !req
355. Such a cute puppy.Copy !req
356. Billy!Copy !req
357. What did I tell you
about this thing?Copy !req
358. Didn't I warn you
50 fucking times about this dog?Copy !req
359. Didn't I tell you if it peed
in the house again what I'd do?Copy !req
360. - No, Daddy, please!
- Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
361. No, Daddy, please!Copy !req
362. That's enough with
the pictures. I'm hungry.Copy !req
363. Jan, would you
hurry up, please?Copy !req
364. Who's this handsome guy
in this picture?Copy !req
365. That's me. I was a singer.Copy !req
366. That's me in a downtown
nightclub with this band...Copy !req
367. Sinatra sang in that club.
He sang in that actual club.Copy !req
368. You're a singer?Copy !req
369. Well, I was a singer.Copy !req
370. Yeah.Copy !req
371. Did you ever make any records?
Do you have any tapes?Copy !req
372. No, no...Copy !req
373. well, a few tapes.Copy !req
374. Can I hear one?Copy !req
375. You want to hear
one of my tapes?Copy !req
376. All right. As soon as we eat,
I'll play you a tape.Copy !req
377. Honey, it's going to be 20 minutes
before I'm done with dinner.Copy !req
378. Why don't you
play her the tapes now?Copy !req
379. - You really want to hear this?
- Yes.Copy !req
380. Okay, follow me.Copy !req
381. These are some arrangements
Nelson Riddle made for Frank,Copy !req
382. without Frank's voice,
of course,Copy !req
383. so he could see what he liked,
what he didn't like.Copy !req
384. I like to sing to them.Copy !req
385. Let me find the hole here.Copy !req
386. I hope I can still
get up there.Copy !req
387. - That's enough of that shit.
- Your voice is so beautiful.Copy !req
388. - Let's go and eat.
- Can I hear one more?Copy !req
389. No. I'm hungry.Copy !req
390. I'm shaking with hunger...Copy !req
391. - Please, just one more song.
- No more! Okay?Copy !req
392. I'm sorry, honey. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
393. Listen, when we finish eating,Copy !req
394. I'll look around,
find a tape for you.Copy !req
395. You take it home, play it
any time you want, okay?Copy !req
396. Okay.Copy !req
397. 'Cause Daddy loves you,
you know that? I love you.Copy !req
398. Let's go.Copy !req
399. Billy, you're right.Copy !req
400. Your father does have
the most beautiful voice.Copy !req
401. Careful, everybody.
It's very hot.Copy !req
402. - I hope you like tripe.
- I don't know what that is.Copy !req
403. The Italians call it "trippa."
It's the intestines of the cow.Copy !req
404. And it's very good for you.Copy !req
405. It's terrific. Isn't that what
you said was your favorite food?Copy !req
406. Go ahead, honey.
Tell me what you think.Copy !req
407. Go ahead, Wendy.
Take a big bite.Copy !req
408. Take a big bigger bite.Copy !req
409. Mmm, that's good, right?Copy !req
410. Bring more, Ma. She's going to
eat a lot, I sense it.Copy !req
411. Well, everybody gets the same.Copy !req
412. Turn that knife
away from me, please.Copy !req
413. Why are you pointing
that knife at me?Copy !req
414. Is that why you came here
to stab me with that knife?Copy !req
415. Will you turn it
away from me, please?Copy !req
416. - Honey, just calm down.
- Turn it away, please!Copy !req
417. What? The knife is not
pointed at you!Copy !req
418. Yes, it's pointed at me!Copy !req
419. Don't tell me you didn't
point the knife at me!Copy !req
420. Don't point a knife at a person
unless you want to use it!Copy !req
421. I didn't point the knife at you!
It was here on the table, like that!Copy !req
422. It was not here!
Point it over here!Copy !req
423. Honey, just calm down.Copy !req
424. I am calm! Did you see what he did?
Did you see what your son did?Copy !req
425. - I didn't do nothing!
- He pointed a knife at his father!Copy !req
426. Yeah, I pointed at you,
it's always at you.Copy !req
427. Honey, honey, honey.
Do you want some more tripe?Copy !req
428. No, I don't want tripe.
You want to get me tripe,Copy !req
429. - get me tripe.
- No, let him fill up on the bread.Copy !req
430. - Enough tripe.
- Let me eat bread,Copy !req
431. 'cause that's what he wants me
to eat... bread all the time!Copy !req
432. God forbid I should have
a piece of meat, right?Copy !req
433. So, Wendy, you were saying?Copy !req
434. I was just going to say...Copy !req
435. how Billy's the nicest husband
in the whole world.Copy !req
436. Yeah, I'm sure he's terrific.Copy !req
437. No, really,
I'm the luckiest girlCopy !req
438. to have found
such a wonderful husband.Copy !req
439. I fell in love with him
the first time I met him.Copy !req
440. Honey, can you pass me
the remote control there?Copy !req
441. It's right behind you.Copy !req
442. Did Billy ever tell you
how we met?Copy !req
443. No, honey.
How did you two meet?Copy !req
444. Billy, you didn't tell
your mom how we met?Copy !req
445. You tell her.Copy !req
446. Well...Copy !req
447. I was working as a typist
for the CIA,Copy !req
448. which is a special part
of the government,Copy !req
449. and Billy is
a top agent with the CIA.Copy !req
450. I'm sure you know that.
You're probably so proud of him.Copy !req
451. He has hundreds of people
working for him.Copy !req
452. And all the girls in the office
were always telling meCopy !req
453. how much they were in love
with their boss.Copy !req
454. And of course,
I had never seen him.Copy !req
455. I worked way down on the other side
of the building.Copy !req
456. But one day he comes
into the office,Copy !req
457. and I see him.Copy !req
458. And I fell in love,
madly in love with him.Copy !req
459. But I couldn't talk to himCopy !req
460. 'cause I was just a typist.Copy !req
461. He's the kindest, smartest,Copy !req
462. most handsome guy there.Copy !req
463. Even the guys loved him.
They idolized him.Copy !req
464. So I just couldn't...Copy !req
465. I didn't think
he'd ever like me.Copy !req
466. I was just
a little typist girl,Copy !req
467. and he was like the king.Copy !req
468. Even the President is
so proud of him.Copy !req
469. So one day, I walk
into my office,Copy !req
470. and there's this giant
bouquet of roses.Copy !req
471. And I was just like, "My God",Copy !req
472. what are those flowers
on my desk?"Copy !req
473. I thought maybe they had gotten
the wrong desk or something.Copy !req
474. So I go to open the card...
there's a little note attached.Copy !req
475. And it said, "Dear Wendy",Copy !req
476. I've been in love with you
for a year,Copy !req
477. but I'm very shy and I just
didn't know how to tell you.Copy !req
478. But I want you to know
that I really love you,Copy !req
479. "and I'd like to take you
to dinner sometime."Copy !req
480. And guess who it was signed by.Copy !req
481. Who?Copy !req
482. Honey, hold on,
watch this play...Copy !req
483. Billy! It was signed by Billy.Copy !req
484. - It said, "Love, Billy."
- Just watch this play.Copy !req
485. Watch this.Copy !req
486. God damn it!Copy !req
487. 30 years,
I haven't missed a game.Copy !req
488. They haven't won
a championship since 1966.Copy !req
489. And I missed that game 'cause
that's the day I had Billy.Copy !req
490. I wish I never had him.Copy !req
491. I wouldn't have
missed that game.Copy !req
492. Did you like Buffalo, too?Copy !req
493. It's Billy Brown calling.Copy !req
494. I'd like to bet
on the Superbowl.Copy !req
495. On Buffalo.Copy !req
496. To win.Copy !req
497. Right.Copy !req
498. I'd like to put
$10,000 on them.Copy !req
499. $10,000?Copy !req
500. - That's too much!
- I'm talking on the phone!Copy !req
501. I'm talking on the phone.Copy !req
502. Come on, Scott. Come on, Scott.Copy !req
503. Please, God. Please, God.Copy !req
504. - No good.
- Oh no!Copy !req
505. - Fuck!
- I told you, Billy.Copy !req
506. - Now you're in big trouble.
- Shut up! I'm fucked.Copy !req
507. The story goes like this.Copy !req
508. One day,
this big asshole comes in.Copy !req
509. He calls up
a $10,000 bet on BuffaloCopy !req
510. to win the Superbowl.Copy !req
511. That's to win, okay?Copy !req
512. I know what you're thinking.
This story's hard to believe.Copy !req
513. What kind of an idiot
would bet...Copy !req
514. on Buffalo to win
a big game like that?Copy !req
515. It's true.
I swear to God it happened.Copy !req
516. This guy was so out of touch,Copy !req
517. he didn't even have the 10 large
to cover his bet.Copy !req
518. Tell somebody
to turn up the heat.Copy !req
519. So, Billy...Copy !req
520. what happened was
this bookie got so sickCopy !req
521. of hearing
everybody's excuses...Copy !req
522. they're all the same.
Everybody's got an excuse.Copy !req
523. Anyway, this bookie got so sickCopy !req
524. that he just had...Copy !req
525. to throw up.Copy !req
526. The only way he could
make himself feel betterCopy !req
527. was to do bad things.Copy !req
528. To do very, very bad things
to the excuse-maker.Copy !req
529. And very, very bad thingsCopy !req
530. to the excuse-maker's
mother and father.Copy !req
531. So what do you say?Copy !req
532. Why don't we give
this story a happy ending?Copy !req
533. I've got an acquaintance,
a friend,Copy !req
534. a very good friend of oursCopy !req
535. who just got arrested.Copy !req
536. Of course, he's innocent.Copy !req
537. His arrest is
a goddamn injustice,Copy !req
538. a tragedy.Copy !req
539. So you, the asshole,Copy !req
540. will confess to the crime
of which he is accused,Copy !req
541. so as to free the innocent man.Copy !req
542. Now...Copy !req
543. if you fail
to convince the court...Copy !req
544. or if you refuse to try to,Copy !req
545. some very evil and very
bad things could happen.Copy !req
546. Very evil and very bad things.Copy !req
547. And Billy...Copy !req
548. if Buffalo ever makes it
back to the Superbowl,Copy !req
549. bet against them.Copy !req
550. Now get the fuck
out of my sight.Copy !req
551. All rise.Copy !req
552. Mr. Brown,Copy !req
553. based on your confession,
you are found guilty as charged.Copy !req
554. Therefore, it is
the judgment of this courtCopy !req
555. that you are sentenced
to the maximum term...Copy !req
556. five years, no parole.Copy !req
557. This one is going to go in June.Copy !req
558. See how I've been doing it?
I write them down on every envelope.Copy !req
559. You don't have to think.
This goes in June.Copy !req
560. Any day in June.Copy !req
561. Just look at the thing,
like all the other ones.Copy !req
562. You look at the month...Copy !req
563. Goon, pay attention,
we're almost done.Copy !req
564. See, June? This one says June.Copy !req
565. They all have a month mark.Copy !req
566. This one goes June.Copy !req
567. June comes before
July and after May.Copy !req
568. So any time you hear
that it's June,Copy !req
569. just put this in
the mailbox, all right?Copy !req
570. Can I trust you on these?
Are we done with these?Copy !req
571. You got it.
They've all got their own month.Copy !req
572. Any day of the month,
you can send it.Copy !req
573. The month is written
on the back of the thing.Copy !req
574. This one goes
at Christmas-time.Copy !req
575. Please don't pick your nose
in front of me.Copy !req
576. Please don't do that.Copy !req
577. All right? This goes
at Christmas-time.Copy !req
578. Christmas. Do you know
when Christmas is?Copy !req
579. - I know when Christmas is.
- You know, Rudolph...Copy !req
580. What do you think, I'm dumb?Copy !req
581. Yeah, I think you're
a little dumb sometimes.Copy !req
582. Cut it out, Billy,
or I'm not gonna do it.Copy !req
583. Listen to me.
Wanna know what I heard in here?Copy !req
584. Wanna know what I heard?
You know Scott Wood?Copy !req
585. I heard from guys in here
who know for a fact...Copy !req
586. they know for a factCopy !req
587. that he missed that fucking
field goal on purpose.Copy !req
588. That he got paid money
and he missed it on purpose.Copy !req
589. That motherfuck.
That motherfuck.Copy !req
590. I wonder how much
that motherfuck got paidCopy !req
591. to ruin my fucking life.Copy !req
592. I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do.Copy !req
593. Listen to me.Copy !req
594. When I get out of here,
I'm gonna fucking kill him.Copy !req
595. I swear to God,
I'm gonna fucking kill him.Copy !req
596. That motherfucking,
10-cent field goal kicker,Copy !req
597. I'm gonna kill him.Copy !req
598. And I'll tell you something,Copy !req
599. I'll kill myself, too,
'cause I don't give a fuck,Copy !req
600. 'cause I'm not coming back here,
you understand?Copy !req
601. Just remember what I told you.Copy !req
602. What are you looking at?Copy !req
603. You got this, right?Copy !req
604. You got this and this.Copy !req
605. When is this one going?
This one is going in January.Copy !req
606. This is for
my mother's birthday.Copy !req
607. January. Let me write it down
on every package.Copy !req
608. January.Copy !req
609. Goon, please, please
don't fuck me here.Copy !req
610. Please be a person...Copy !req
611. Can I use the phone
in the bedroom?Copy !req
612. Sure, you can.Copy !req
613. Where are you calling?
Local call?Copy !req
614. - Yes, a local call.
- Okay.Copy !req
615. Goon, it's me, Billy.Copy !req
616. What are you doing?Copy !req
617. Billy...Copy !req
618. I don't want people
to call me that no more,Copy !req
619. even you.Copy !req
620. Hello to you, too.Copy !req
621. What do they call you now?Copy !req
622. What do you want them
to call you?Copy !req
623. My new name is Rocky.Copy !req
624. Your name is Rocky?Copy !req
625. My new name is Rocky.Copy !req
626. Rocky.Copy !req
627. I go away for two secondsCopy !req
628. and you change your name
from Goon to Rocky.Copy !req
629. Whatever you want.Copy !req
630. I just got out of jail.Copy !req
631. You remember that guy, Wood?Copy !req
632. I'd really like to find him.Copy !req
633. Are you still going to do
that bad thing you said you'd do?Copy !req
634. Don't you think that's not
a good thing to do?Copy !req
635. What if the policeman
catches you?Copy !req
636. I'm not going to get caught.Copy !req
637. I'm not going to get caught.Copy !req
638. So you want to help me
or you don't want to help me?Copy !req
639. He's got that TV commercial,
and he's got that clubCopy !req
640. where the girls take off
their clothes.Copy !req
641. What? This guy opens up
a strip joint in Buffalo?Copy !req
642. You want to come over
to my house for dinner?Copy !req
643. My mom's cooking dinner.Copy !req
644. What's the name of the club?Copy !req
645. - Hey, Goon?
- Huh?Copy !req
646. What's the name of the joint?Copy !req
647. Oh, it's the name of his name.
It's got his name.Copy !req
648. It's named... yeah.Copy !req
649. Do you know a street?
Can you help me out?Copy !req
650. Can you give me a street name?Copy !req
651. You're confusing me.
I don't know.Copy !req
652. I don't remember.Copy !req
653. You shouldn't go down there.
Don't go down there.Copy !req
654. I have a little surprise
I haven't told Billy yet.Copy !req
655. - Yeah?
- I'm pregnant.Copy !req
656. - We're going to have a baby.
- Wendy, honey,Copy !req
657. you're going to have a baby!Copy !req
658. - You're going to have a baby!
- Don't tell Billy,Copy !req
659. 'cause I want
to surprise him later.Copy !req
660. - We won't say nothing.
- Come here, give me a hug!Copy !req
661. I won't say nothing.Copy !req
662. Goon...Copy !req
663. I'm just kidding, all right?Copy !req
664. I'm just kidding.Copy !req
665. I just want to go
and say hello to him.Copy !req
666. Can you help me find him?Copy !req
667. I know how you get.
Don't go down there.Copy !req
668. - You'll go back to jail.
- What did I just say?Copy !req
669. I said I was kidding.Copy !req
670. - You got a phone book in the house?
- Don't do bad things.Copy !req
671. Don't do any bad things.Copy !req
672. Did you get the raisins
that I sent you?Copy !req
673. Yeah, Goon, I got
the raisins. Thanks.Copy !req
674. Do you have a phone book?
Can you help me out here?Copy !req
675. Don't call me that.
I don't like that name no more.Copy !req
676. All right, Rocky. Rocky! Rocky!Copy !req
677. I'll call you Rocky.
You happy, big shot?Copy !req
678. You happy, Rocky? What's
the difference what your name is?Copy !req
679. Would you do me a favor
and get a phone book?Copy !req
680. I've got to go.
My mom's calling me.Copy !req
681. She's mad that I'm
on the phone too long.Copy !req
682. You know something, Goon?Copy !req
683. You know your problem?
Your problem is your mother.Copy !req
684. That's all you do is you runCopy !req
685. when your mom calls you
all the time.Copy !req
686. Could you just get
a phone book?Copy !req
687. No, I've got to go.
My mom said I've got to go.Copy !req
688. I need you
for one second, Goon.Copy !req
689. One second. Get a phone book.Copy !req
690. - Don't be sore at me, Billy.
- I asked you to get a phone book!Copy !req
691. Every time your mother
says something...Copy !req
692. that's why people
call you Goon.Copy !req
693. You know why they call you Goon?
Because you're retardedCopy !req
694. and you're ugly.
You're an ugly retard.Copy !req
695. And they call you Goon
because you're ugly and retarded.Copy !req
696. And you'll always be Goon.
Goon, Goon, Goon.Copy !req
697. That's what I'll call you
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
698. Goon, Goon, Goon,
Goon, Goon. Okay?Copy !req
699. So fuck you.Copy !req
700. Fuck.Copy !req
701. Oh, honey...Copy !req
702. you're going to have a baby!Copy !req
703. It's really been a pleasure
having you here.Copy !req
704. And when you have a little one,
I want you to call itCopy !req
705. Little Jimmy.Copy !req
706. Honey, we love you so much.Copy !req
707. Honey, you come back soon,
all right?Copy !req
708. And you guys have
to come visit us, too.Copy !req
709. The house is so beautiful.Copy !req
710. Billy's so handy. He's built
so many amazing things.Copy !req
711. Now you have another house.Copy !req
712. And I want you to give
your daddy a big kiss.Copy !req
713. Oh, honey, we love you so much.Copy !req
714. - You come back and visit soon.
- We will.Copy !req
715. - Bye.
- Bye, honey.Copy !req
716. Ho, ho, ho, go! Come on!Copy !req
717. - I can't believe them!
- No, it's good.Copy !req
718. It's good that they like me.
Then they'll be proud of you.Copy !req
719. Bullshit! My life is shit.Copy !req
720. If you were my son,
I'd be really proud of you.Copy !req
721. Did you see them kiss your ass?Copy !req
722. You made it happen.
You made them do that.Copy !req
723. You kidnapped me.Copy !req
724. You pulled my hair,
you threatened me.Copy !req
725. I just went in there
and did you a favor.Copy !req
726. - I thought I did a good job and...
- What was that shit about the CIA?Copy !req
727. I asked you "nice," I said "nice."Copy !req
728. "Make me look good!"Copy !req
729. CIA? Do you think
my father believed that?Copy !req
730. Do you think he'd believe that
for one second?Copy !req
731. Your son works for the CIA.
All the girls love him.Copy !req
732. He's smart! He's smart!Copy !req
733. Let's go.Copy !req
734. Hey! Hey, look, everybody,Copy !req
735. the king is back.Copy !req
736. That's right. The king is here.Copy !req
737. - Billy Brown.
- What's up? Nice to see you.Copy !req
738. - It's nice to see you.
- You look really good.Copy !req
739. Really good.Copy !req
740. So, you guys keep
my ball and stuff?Copy !req
741. Did we keep your ball?Copy !req
742. We got your ball, your locker...Copy !req
743. - You better have kept it.
- ... just like you left it.Copy !req
744. All right.Copy !req
745. What?
Did you pay my membership?Copy !req
746. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
747. You weren't here to pay it,Copy !req
748. so I paid it for you.
'Cause I'm your friend, right?Copy !req
749. - Used your own money?
- Yeah.Copy !req
750. - All right, I owe you for that.
- You're my friend.Copy !req
751. You're my friend, too.Copy !req
752. Any good bowlers around
these days, anybody good?Copy !req
753. - Just you, Billy.
- All right.Copy !req
754. - Who's the girl?
- I'm his wife.Copy !req
755. She's not my wife.
I picked her up hitchhiking.Copy !req
756. Five years in the joint,
you don't waste any time.Copy !req
757. You know me.Copy !req
758. So I'll go get my things
out of the locker.Copy !req
759. I gave you 13.
That's the one you like, right?Copy !req
760. Yeah, that's my lane.
I'll see you in a minute.Copy !req
761. Who's that girl?Copy !req
762. Just some girl,
a girlfriend I had.Copy !req
763. What happened to her?Copy !req
764. I don't know.Copy !req
765. I'm a free guy.
That's not my style.Copy !req
766. I need to be free,
so I let her go.Copy !req
767. Can I get a little room here?Copy !req
768. Why don't you go
sit over there?Copy !req
769. I need a little privacy.Copy !req
770. Hey, Sonny?Copy !req
771. Where's my ball?Copy !req
772. I got it right here.Copy !req
773. - Let me see that.
- It's all polished up.Copy !req
774. It looks good.
You did a good job.Copy !req
775. - I'm going to go bowl.
- Have a good time.Copy !req
776. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
777. - You're my friend, right?
- You bet.Copy !req
778. Thanks, Sonny.Copy !req
779. The kid is hot.
You see the pro?Copy !req
780. Yes!Copy !req
781. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
782. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
783. You saw it, you saw it.
That's right, Billy's back.Copy !req
784. Come on!Copy !req
785. Come on! Fuck.Copy !req
786. Sonny, can you fix it?Copy !req
787. - I'll get it.
- Shit, I was in a groove.Copy !req
788. Get out of my chair.
Scoot over.Copy !req
789. Damn!Copy !req
790. Shit.Copy !req
791. Yes!Copy !req
792. Stop dancing.
Stop it, all right?Copy !req
793. Go sit down.Copy !req
794. Fuck!Copy !req
795. What's so funny?
Why don't you try one?Copy !req
796. Go ahead, try one, big shot.Copy !req
797. Fuck!Copy !req
798. Come on, superstar.Copy !req
799. Figures.Copy !req
800. Can I bowl another one?Copy !req
801. Go ahead.Copy !req
802. I'm going to the bathroom.Copy !req
803. - What city, please?
- Buffalo.Copy !req
804. Yes. What listing?Copy !req
805. Can I have the number
of Scott Wood's Exotic Dancers.Copy !req
806. How are you spelling that?Copy !req
807. I don't know. Wood's woo...Copy !req
808. Hi, you've reached
Scott Wood's Solid Gold.Copy !req
809. This is Scott Wood, the guy
Buffalonians love to hate.Copy !req
810. Folks, I'm real sorry about
that field goal I missed.Copy !req
811. But guess what? I got some
beautiful topless dancersCopy !req
812. here at my new nightclub,
Scott Wood's Solid Gold.Copy !req
813. Come on down and check out
these beautiful girls,Copy !req
814. stripping down for you
to next to nothing.Copy !req
815. They're gorgeous. Scott Wood's Live
Solid Gold Sexotic Dancers.Copy !req
816. We're at Niagara and Herglenn.
We'll see you here.Copy !req
817. I'm going to kill that fucker.Copy !req
818. I'm going to kill him.Copy !req
819. We have to go.Copy !req
820. I'm having fun.
Can't I bowl one more time?Copy !req
821. If you want to stay, you stay.
I'm leaving.Copy !req
822. Hey, come back here with me.Copy !req
823. - Where are we going?
- I want to take some pictures.Copy !req
824. Really? You want to take
pictures with me?Copy !req
825. Yeah, really.Copy !req
826. Wait, I've got to fix my hair.Copy !req
827. Don't fix your hair.
This is not that kind of shit.Copy !req
828. Don't start that shit.
We're just taking simple pictures.Copy !req
829. This is not glamour.Copy !req
830. You look fine.
Come on, you look fine.Copy !req
831. - Is my hair okay?
- Yeah, it looks nice.Copy !req
832. Are you sure?Copy !req
833. It looks fine.Copy !req
834. Put this in.Copy !req
835. Okay be ready, 'cause it's
going to come soon.Copy !req
836. You ready?Copy !req
837. Come on, what is that?Copy !req
838. - What?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
839. You just made me waste $2.
Get up.Copy !req
840. - Come on.
- I was making it fun.Copy !req
841. You're missing the point.
You just wasted $2.Copy !req
842. Get up, get up, get up.Copy !req
843. Now listen to me.Copy !req
844. Sit down.Copy !req
845. We're taking pictures
for my parents.Copy !req
846. Do you understand that?Copy !req
847. We're taking pictures
like we're a couple,Copy !req
848. like we like each other,
like we're husband and wifeCopy !req
849. and we span time together.Copy !req
850. We span time together
as a couple.Copy !req
851. 'Cause we're a loving couple,
spanning time.Copy !req
852. These photos are us
in love, spanning time.Copy !req
853. No bullshit faces,
no funny faces.Copy !req
854. Just look like you like me.Copy !req
855. That's all I want.
Just look like you like me.Copy !req
856. - That's it. Can you do that?
- You're so weird.Copy !req
857. Fine. Let's go.Copy !req
858. Are you going to do it
or are you not going to do it?Copy !req
859. I'll do my best.Copy !req
860. I don't want to waste
more money. Just do it right.Copy !req
861. We're in love.
We're spanning time.Copy !req
862. Look like you like me,
look like we're husband and wife.Copy !req
863. - I do like you.
- You know what I mean.Copy !req
864. I mean like, you like me
like you're my wife.Copy !req
865. Like you're in love.
That kind of like.Copy !req
866. Like we're in love,
spanning time.Copy !req
867. - Just do it right, all right?
- I'll do my best.Copy !req
868. Don't do your best,
do it right.Copy !req
869. And don't get smart.Copy !req
870. I don't want to waste $2.
Just do it right.Copy !req
871. - All right.
- All right.Copy !req
872. Look like you love me.
Let's span time.Copy !req
873. Let's span time together.Copy !req
874. - What are you doing?
- What?Copy !req
875. Don't touch me! Don't touch me.Copy !req
876. What do you mean? We're supposed
to be husband and wife.Copy !req
877. - I'm trying to make it look good.
- We're a couple that doesn't touch.Copy !req
878. We like each other.
We like each other a lot.Copy !req
879. And we span time together.
We just don't touch each other.Copy !req
880. Now let's span time.Copy !req
881. Let's use a different
color in the back.Copy !req
882. Let's do blue.
This is the blue period.Copy !req
883. Get up, get up.Copy !req
884. Don't touch me again.Copy !req
885. Just look like you like me,
and let's span time.Copy !req
886. All right? You got that?Copy !req
887. - Yes or no?
- Yes.Copy !req
888. I don't want to waste any more
money. This is my last $2.Copy !req
889. - Yes or no?
- Yes.Copy !req
890. If you don't want to do it,
don't do it.Copy !req
891. No, I'll do it.Copy !req
892. Let's look like
we like each other,Copy !req
893. and span time,
and do not touch me.Copy !req
894. Do not touch me.Copy !req
895. Do not kiss me.Copy !req
896. All right, come on.Copy !req
897. All right, good. Let's see
how they are. Come on.Copy !req
898. Please don't forget
to send the photographsCopy !req
899. and the cards to my parents.Copy !req
900. I promise I won't forget.
You can trust me.Copy !req
901. One every Christmas.Copy !req
902. So I'll see you around.Copy !req
903. Where are you going now?Copy !req
904. - Is Scott Wood in?
- No.Copy !req
905. Scott's not in. He doesn't
come in till later.Copy !req
906. - Who's calling?
- Just a friend.Copy !req
907. - What time does he get in?
- He doesn't come in until late,Copy !req
908. - not before 2:00am.
- What time is it now?Copy !req
909. - 8:15.
- He doesn't come in sooner?Copy !req
910. He never comes in before 2:00-2:30
and he stays till closing.Copy !req
911. If you want to see him,
come in after 2:00.Copy !req
912. All right, we'll go, okay?Copy !req
913. Why don't we just go some place,
the two of us?Copy !req
914. We'll get a room and
we'll just lay down together,Copy !req
915. we'll lay in a bed.
You want to go some place with me?Copy !req
916. - I do.
- I've got to get a hot bath.Copy !req
917. I really need
to take a hot bath.Copy !req
918. Do you think we could stop and
get a hot chocolate on the way?Copy !req
919. I was only kidding...Copy !req
920. when I said I wanted
to lay down with you.Copy !req
921. So don't get your hopes up.Copy !req
922. That's too bad, 'cause I was serious
when I said I wanted to.Copy !req
923. Do you prefer smoking
or non-smoking?Copy !req
924. - Whatever.
- Right this way.Copy !req
925. Your waitress will be
with you in a moment.Copy !req
926. - What can I get you?
- Can I have a hot chocolate?Copy !req
927. Very hot.Copy !req
928. - And you, sir?
- Just a glass of water.Copy !req
929. Okay.Copy !req
930. Hey!Copy !req
931. Weren't you in
my third-grade class?Copy !req
932. Yes.Copy !req
933. You remember me? Wendy Balsam?Copy !req
934. I'm Wendy Balsam, too.Copy !req
935. Oh yeah?Copy !req
936. What happened to you?Copy !req
937. Didn't you get in trouble?Copy !req
938. Didn't you go to jail
or something?Copy !req
939. Yeah, but he was innocent.Copy !req
940. We were in
the third grade together.Copy !req
941. I think we were in class
together every year.Copy !req
942. Did you have Mrs. Dannon?Copy !req
943. Yes, I did.Copy !req
944. Yeah.Copy !req
945. Did you live on my block?Copy !req
946. Because I used to see you walk
by my house every day.Copy !req
947. I had a friend
who lived over there.Copy !req
948. Oh yeah.Copy !req
949. It's strange, 'cause every time
I'd look out my window,Copy !req
950. I'd see you walking by.Copy !req
951. This is Don.Copy !req
952. And... what's your name again?Copy !req
953. - Billy Brown.
- Billy Brown.Copy !req
954. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
955. This is Don Shanks, my fiancé.Copy !req
956. How you doing, Billy?
It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
957. Since you guys were
in school together,Copy !req
958. you want to come over and sit
down here for a little bit maybe?Copy !req
959. We're getting ready to leave.Copy !req
960. Thanks a lot,
maybe another time.Copy !req
961. Sure, yeah.Copy !req
962. It was nice
meeting you... again.Copy !req
963. That girl has
the same name as me.Copy !req
964. And she looks an awful lot like
that photograph in your locker.Copy !req
965. The hot chocolate's going
to be a couple of minutes.Copy !req
966. We're going. Thank you, anyway.Copy !req
967. - What do you mean?
- Sure.Copy !req
968. You want to stay,
you stay. I'm going.Copy !req
969. Look at that girl, look at her.Copy !req
970. She's so creepy.Copy !req
971. She is so creepy,
and you are so nice.Copy !req
972. - What is that supposed to mean?
- I just think...Copy !req
973. you are much too good for her.Copy !req
974. Don't give me no fucking
bullshit, all right?Copy !req
975. Don't give me no bullshit.Copy !req
976. I don't need your pity,
she's-too-good-for-me crap.Copy !req
977. So we're going to leaveCopy !req
978. because you ran into someone
you had a crush on in middle school?Copy !req
979. I'm gonna kill Scott Wood.
I'm just gonna kill him.Copy !req
980. - What are you saying?
- I'll kill the motherfucker.Copy !req
981. - I'm going to kill him.
- Billy.Copy !req
982. What are you saying?Copy !req
983. I'm going, okay?Copy !req
984. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
985. I don't care about you
or your fucking hot chocolate.Copy !req
986. I don't need anybody.Copy !req
987. Did you hear what I said?Copy !req
988. Did you hear what I said
this time?Copy !req
989. Do you want to know the truth?Copy !req
990. I could have had any girl
I wanted in school.Copy !req
991. Any girl I wanted.Copy !req
992. Do you know why I didn't
have a girlfriend?Copy !req
993. Because there was nobody
that I liked.Copy !req
994. Nobody that I liked.
That's the truth.Copy !req
995. I could've had anybody.Copy !req
996. There was nobody that I liked,
because girls stink.Copy !req
997. They stink.Copy !req
998. They're evil,
and they're all bad,Copy !req
999. all of them.Copy !req
1000. They're backstabbers...Copy !req
1001. like you.Copy !req
1002. - So let's go, all right?
- I'm not going.Copy !req
1003. - You want to stay?
- Yes.Copy !req
1004. You stay, all right? Fuck you.Copy !req
1005. - Fuck you, too.
- Yeah, fuck you.Copy !req
1006. Can I use the bathroom?Copy !req
1007. Someone stole the key.
Use the one at Denny's.Copy !req
1008. I can't...Copy !req
1009. I don't want to live.Copy !req
1010. Don't want to live.Copy !req
1011. Hey.Copy !req
1012. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1013. Can we just go out of here?Copy !req
1014. What about the hot chocolate?Copy !req
1015. I really want you
to come with me.Copy !req
1016. I want to get away
from that witch over there.Copy !req
1017. Okay.Copy !req
1018. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
1019. So you want to go get
a room now?Copy !req
1020. You can take a bath,
you'll feel better.Copy !req
1021. Okay, we got time.Copy !req
1022. We need a room for one night.Copy !req
1023. - How many nights?
- One night.Copy !req
1024. Here, fill this out.Copy !req
1025. Rooms are $29.99 plus tax.
Comes to $34.50.Copy !req
1026. I need a license
and cash or a credit card.Copy !req
1027. What really happened
with you and Wendy Balsam?Copy !req
1028. You've been so quiet all night.Copy !req
1029. - I don't want to talk about it.
- I'm not jealous.Copy !req
1030. I just wondered...Copy !req
1031. I told you I don't want
to talk about it.Copy !req
1032. Checkout time is at 11:00am and
there's no smoking in the room.Copy !req
1033. Don't sit on this bedspread,Copy !req
1034. it's disgusting.
Let's take this off.Copy !req
1035. These are dirty.Copy !req
1036. I'm cold.Copy !req
1037. You never went out
with Wendy Balsam, did you?Copy !req
1038. I told you I did.Copy !req
1039. I knew her since I was
in kindergarten.Copy !req
1040. She was in my class.Copy !req
1041. I remember...Copy !req
1042. I hated school so much.Copy !req
1043. I just...Copy !req
1044. I didn't like to wake up.Copy !req
1045. The first day
I went to school...Copy !req
1046. I just remember I was
crying and screaming.Copy !req
1047. My mother...Copy !req
1048. she had to drag me there.Copy !req
1049. And then when I got
into class...Copy !req
1050. that's when I saw her.Copy !req
1051. And I remember just...Copy !req
1052. staring at her and I
started thinking things.Copy !req
1053. I was very young, but I was
imagining kissing herCopy !req
1054. and marrying her.Copy !req
1055. I just thought about her
every day,Copy !req
1056. all the time.Copy !req
1057. And then school time
would go by fast.Copy !req
1058. And sometimes I would
see her in church.Copy !req
1059. And I hated church, too.Copy !req
1060. And if I saw her in church...Copy !req
1061. it was good because then...Copy !req
1062. time went by really fast.Copy !req
1063. Did she know
that you liked her?Copy !req
1064. No.Copy !req
1065. She would just...Copy !req
1066. she would just tell me to stop
staring at her all the time...Copy !req
1067. mocking me out.Copy !req
1068. "Take a picture,
why don't you?"Copy !req
1069. Did you ever have
any other girlfriends?Copy !req
1070. No.Copy !req
1071. Just her.Copy !req
1072. I'm gonna fill up the whole tub.Copy !req
1073. My father used to make us
fill up the tubCopy !req
1074. with just, like,
an inch of hot water.Copy !req
1075. That's all
we were allowed to use.Copy !req
1076. He was so cheap.Copy !req
1077. Billy? Are you in the tub yet?Copy !req
1078. Why?Copy !req
1079. Can I come and sit
in there with you?Copy !req
1080. I don't want to be
out here alone.Copy !req
1081. I'm cold.Copy !req
1082. I'm in the tub, all right?Copy !req
1083. I don't want anybody
coming in here.Copy !req
1084. I just want to sit
in the bathroom with you.Copy !req
1085. I don't want to be out here.
I'm cold.Copy !req
1086. I don't want to be here.Copy !req
1087. No, you can't. I'm in the tub.Copy !req
1088. I won't look.Copy !req
1089. Please just let me come in
and talk to you.Copy !req
1090. Hold on.Copy !req
1091. You can come in,
but don't look at me.Copy !req
1092. If you look at me one time,
I'll throw you out of the room.Copy !req
1093. All right, I promise
I won't look.Copy !req
1094. Don't look.Copy !req
1095. You look like a little boy
in the bathtub.Copy !req
1096. - What did I just tell you?
- I'm not looking,Copy !req
1097. I'm just imagining.Copy !req
1098. - Just don't look.
- I'm not.Copy !req
1099. Billy, I'm freezing.
Can I get in the tub with you?Copy !req
1100. No, I just...
you see how you start?Copy !req
1101. Didn't you say you just want
to come and sit in here?Copy !req
1102. I want to be in the tub alone.Copy !req
1103. Turn your head away,
don't look at me.Copy !req
1104. But I'm freezing, Billy.Copy !req
1105. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1106. Why?Copy !req
1107. Because I want to be
in here alone.Copy !req
1108. I don't take baths with people.Copy !req
1109. Can we get out of the bathtub?Copy !req
1110. You want to?Copy !req
1111. Can you go first?Copy !req
1112. Okay.Copy !req
1113. Where are you going?Copy !req
1114. I'm just gonna go get
a cup of coffee.Copy !req
1115. You want something?Copy !req
1116. Yeah.Copy !req
1117. Can I have a hot chocolate?Copy !req
1118. Okay, I'll get it.Copy !req
1119. When are you coming back?Copy !req
1120. Five minutes. What do you mean?Copy !req
1121. I'm coming right back.Copy !req
1122. I just have this feeling
you're not gonna come back.Copy !req
1123. I just told you I'm coming back.
I'll be back in five minutes.Copy !req
1124. I'll get you a hot chocolate.Copy !req
1125. I really like you.Copy !req
1126. I'm gonna be really sad
if you don't come back,Copy !req
1127. unless you tell me.Copy !req
1128. If you're not going
to come back, just tell me,Copy !req
1129. don't lie to me.Copy !req
1130. Are you going
to come back or not?Copy !req
1131. If you don't want me to go,
I won't go.Copy !req
1132. - I won't get a hot chocolate.
- If you want coffee, go get coffee.Copy !req
1133. - Just come back.
- I told you I'm coming back.Copy !req
1134. - Can I get a kiss goodbye?
- No.Copy !req
1135. Don't...Copy !req
1136. don't start trouble,Copy !req
1137. don't start evil.Copy !req
1138. I didn't say
I'd give you a kiss.Copy !req
1139. I said I'd get you
a hot chocolate.Copy !req
1140. So I'm going to go.Copy !req
1141. Can I have a hug?Copy !req
1142. Oh man.Copy !req
1143. Let me just shake hands.Copy !req
1144. Remember you promised
you'd come back.Copy !req
1145. - I promise.
- Billy...Copy !req
1146. I just want you to know...Copy !req
1147. I think...Copy !req
1148. you're the sweetest
guy in the world.Copy !req
1149. And the most handsome.Copy !req
1150. And I love you.Copy !req
1151. Goon, it's me.Copy !req
1152. I just called to tell you
that I was sorryCopy !req
1153. - for yelling at you before.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1154. Well, you're always
yelling at me.Copy !req
1155. I wanted to tell you
I'm sorry...Copy !req
1156. and to say thank you
for sending me the raisins.Copy !req
1157. I sent you raisins, Billy.Copy !req
1158. I found a little box for them,
and I sent them to you.Copy !req
1159. You're not...Copy !req
1160. very nice to me.Copy !req
1161. I don't know if I want to be
friends with youCopy !req
1162. - if you're going to yell at me.
- I understand, Goon.Copy !req
1163. Please, I asked you already,
don't call me Goon.Copy !req
1164. I asked you
not to call me Goon.Copy !req
1165. - My name is Rocky.
- I meant to say Rocky.Copy !req
1166. I was going
to call you Rocky, okay?Copy !req
1167. I called because I wantCopy !req
1168. to give you the combination...Copy !req
1169. to my locker
at the bowling alley.Copy !req
1170. You want to give me
the combination?Copy !req
1171. - Why, Billy?
- You know my good luck pen?Copy !req
1172. I want you to have
my good luck pen.Copy !req
1173. I left it in there for you.Copy !req
1174. You can have my bowling ball.Copy !req
1175. You can have all my things.Copy !req
1176. I don't want your things.Copy !req
1177. I don't want your things.
Those are your things.Copy !req
1178. - Why're you giving away your stuff?
- I want you to...Copy !req
1179. you're my best friend.Copy !req
1180. I'm really sorry that I always
yell at you and stuff.Copy !req
1181. 'Cause you've...Copy !req
1182. been a good friend to me.Copy !req
1183. You sent me those raisins.Copy !req
1184. Are you going to do bad things?Copy !req
1185. Is that why you're
giving me your stuff?Copy !req
1186. No.Copy !req
1187. I was kidding about Scott Wood.Copy !req
1188. I don't really care
about that anymore.Copy !req
1189. I've got a big job.Copy !req
1190. I really have...Copy !req
1191. to work for a long time.
I'll be away.Copy !req
1192. I want to give you
the combination, okay?Copy !req
1193. 32...Copy !req
1194. 17...Copy !req
1195. 21.Copy !req
1196. - You're my best friend, okay?
- Billy. Please...Copy !req
1197. Run, run, run!Copy !req
1198. Tackle him, tackle him,
tackle him!Copy !req
1199. Oh no!Copy !req
1200. Jan.Copy !req
1201. Jan, it's 2:00, you know?Copy !req
1202. It's 2:00. I'm getting
the shakes out here,Copy !req
1203. and I'm starving.
Can we get something to eat?Copy !req
1204. - All right, honey.
- You hungry?Copy !req
1205. - Yeah.
- So am I.Copy !req
1206. Hey. Forget it.Copy !req
1207. Did you hear what I said?
Forget it.Copy !req
1208. You cannot have anything
in my locker.Copy !req
1209. I take it all back.
I took everything back.Copy !req
1210. You heard me, I'm taking it back.
So stay away from my locker.Copy !req
1211. And if I find out
you go near my locker,Copy !req
1212. I'll give you a karate chop
right in the head.Copy !req
1213. Guess what?
Guess what happened today?Copy !req
1214. I got a girl.Copy !req
1215. I got a girl.
There's a girl who loves me.Copy !req
1216. And she's very pretty,
and she's very nice,Copy !req
1217. and she loves me.
So what do you think of that?Copy !req
1218. So stay away from my locker,
I take all my things back.Copy !req
1219. I saw Wood today.Copy !req
1220. I'm at the strip joint.Copy !req
1221. This place is crazy.Copy !req
1222. He seems like a nice guy, too.Copy !req
1223. He really is just like...Copy !req
1224. a normal guy.Copy !req
1225. Remember, we used to like Wood.Copy !req
1226. He kicked good that season.
He was good that whole season.Copy !req
1227. He kicked good all year.Copy !req
1228. He missed one measly
field goal,Copy !req
1229. and everybody's against him.Copy !req
1230. Who told me to bet on Buffalo?
Buffalo stunk all year.Copy !req
1231. They gave the Giants that game.Copy !req
1232. If it wasn't for Wood,
they would've lostCopy !req
1233. three or four
other games that year.Copy !req
1234. What?Copy !req
1235. I'm telling you the truth.
I'm here.Copy !req
1236. No.Copy !req
1237. Anyway, listen,
I'll give you a call tomorrow.Copy !req
1238. I've got to go.
My girlfriend's waiting for me.Copy !req
1239. - How you doing?
- Okay.Copy !req
1240. - You have hot chocolate, right?
- We sure do.Copy !req
1241. - Is it hot?
- It's hot.Copy !req
1242. Give me a hot chocolate to go,
a large one.Copy !req
1243. Okay, hot chocolate
to go... large.Copy !req
1244. - Make it good, a good one.
- It'll be good.Copy !req
1245. Let me have one of these...Copy !req
1246. let me have
a heart cookie, too.Copy !req
1247. That's nice.Copy !req
1248. How much are the heart cookies?Copy !req
1249. Heart cookies? 95 cents.Copy !req
1250. - 95?
- Right.Copy !req
1251. - You got a girlfriend?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1252. I'm going to buy one for him.Copy !req
1253. For your girlfriend.
Don't chomp on it yourself.Copy !req
1254. Save it for her.Copy !req
1255. He's got a heart cookie coming.Copy !req
1256. - Who made those?
- We make them right here.Copy !req
1257. That's very nice...
a heart cookie.Copy !req
1258. - Who thought of the heart?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1259. Somebody who was romantic.Copy !req
1260. - All right, what do I owe you?
- Okay, let's see...Copy !req
1261. Go easy. Easy, easy, easy...Copy !req
1262. Four bucks on the nose.Copy !req
1263. - Four bucks.
- Four bucks.Copy !req
1264. - Four bucks.
- That's right,Copy !req
1265. - including his.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
1266. Four...Copy !req
1267. and here,
this is for you, because...Copy !req
1268. I don't know why, just take it.Copy !req
1269. - Okay.
- Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1270. I'll see you guys later.
You got your cookie here.Copy !req
1271. Before you leave,
take it for your girlfriend.Copy !req
1272. - All right, thanks.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
1273. Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV PlayerCopy !req