1. Hi.Copy !req
2. My name's Jimmy Livingston.Copy !req
3. My mom says when I was born,Copy !req
4. I came gift-wrapped
from heaven.Copy !req
5. Aaah!Copy !req
6. Whoa! Whoa! Huh.Copy !req
7. Well,
I guess this is growing upCopy !req
8. My first memories
are kind of hazy.Copy !req
9. All I remember is a place
with white walls,Copy !req
10. bright lights,
and a gigantic bird.Copy !req
11. I was there
because I was born
with no immunities.Copy !req
12. A single germ could kill me.Copy !req
13. But when I was 4,Copy !req
14. my mom took me home...Copy !req
15. To beautiful
palmdale, California.Copy !req
16. Mom helped me
make friends right away.Copy !req
17. Let's go.Copy !req
18. Get him in!Copy !req
19. Our house was enormous
like a castle,Copy !req
20. and for the first time,
I felt completely free.Copy !req
21. There.Copy !req
22. Now you're safeCopy !req
23. from that evil, filthy world.Copy !req
24. You're home, Jimmy!Copy !req
25. And you'll never, ever,Copy !req
26. ever have to go out there again.Copy !req
27. Look at that.Copy !req
28. Look what mommy made for Jimmy.Copy !req
29. I had a big room
with my own bed,Copy !req
30. lots of toys,Copy !req
31. and 2 pairs of retractable arms.Copy !req
32. "And the prince climbedCopy !req
33. "to the top of
the tower and said,Copy !req
34. 'come with meCopy !req
35. and we'll live
happily ever after.'Copy !req
36. "and rapunzel
left her plastic bubbleCopy !req
37. and died."Copy !req
38. The end.Copy !req
39. Those evil doctors.Copy !req
40. Nobody's gonna get any germsCopy !req
41. on my little boy now.Copy !req
42. You'll always stay pure.Copy !req
43. Won't you, Jimmy?Copy !req
44. Jimmy!Copy !req
45. Breakfastie!Copy !req
46. I had my reading.Copy !req
47. I wish they had more
than one magazineCopy !req
48. in the world, mom.Copy !req
49. So do I, dear.Copy !req
50. My favorite TV show,
land of the lost.Copy !req
51. I wish tvs had more
than one channel, mom.Copy !req
52. So do I, dear.Copy !req
53. And I had
the best teacherCopy !req
54. in the whole, wide world.Copy !req
55. And then the IndiansCopy !req
56. decided to move
to the reservationsCopy !req
57. where they could open casinosCopy !req
58. and sell
tax-free cigarettesCopy !req
59. and stay out of
the white man's way.Copy !req
60. Another a-plus.Copy !req
61. The neighborhood kids
always wantedCopy !req
62. to hang at my house.Copy !req
63. Lives in a bubble,
smells like poopCopy !req
64. Bubble boy, bubble boyCopy !req
65. Get out of here,
you little buggers!Copy !req
66. Go on!Copy !req
67. But I liked
to hang with my dad.Copy !req
68. Oh, mother of shit, Morton!Copy !req
69. Are you trying to kill
him with that thing?Copy !req
70. Jimmy, lunchie.Copy !req
71. Suppertime was the best.Copy !req
72. Nothing could beat mom's
homemade, vitamin-rich,Copy !req
73. soy-based, germ-free,
fat-free fiber cookies.Copy !req
74. Mmm. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
75. I grew up
like any other kid.Copy !req
76. At 16, I didn't get a car,Copy !req
77. but I did get an electrical
rock-music guitar!Copy !req
78. I can't believe
the things I foundCopy !req
79. I need to find my wayCopy !req
80. I'm lost, I'm lostCopy !req
81. I do believe I'm livingCopy !req
82. in the landCopy !req
83. of the lostCopy !req
84. I'm living in the landCopy !req
85. living in the landCopy !req
86. Living in the landCopy !req
87. of the lostCopy !req
88. I was so happy.Copy !req
89. I had everything
a boy could ever want.Copy !req
90. Until...Copy !req
91. Chloe.Copy !req
92. "And then PinocchioCopy !req
93. "came out of his plastic bubble,Copy !req
94. "touched the filthy
little whore next door,Copy !req
95. and died. The end."Copy !req
96. Ooh, babyCopy !req
97. ahhCopy !req
98. oh, yeahCopy !req
99. Over the next few years,Copy !req
100. I washed my window a lot.Copy !req
101. AhhCopy !req
102. Oh, myCopy !req
103. Something
was happening to me.Copy !req
104. But I didn't know what.Copy !req
105. Mom!Copy !req
106. What's the matter?Copy !req
107. Mom!Copy !req
108. Are you all right?Copy !req
109. What is it?Copy !req
110. Oh! Oh, my God!Copy !req
111. Ow!Copy !req
112. Don't touch it!Copy !req
113. Hands off!Copy !req
114. Now, just relax,
don't get upset.Copy !req
115. It hurts!Copy !req
116. Just do what
I tell your father...Copy !req
117. just say the pledge
of allegianceCopy !req
118. over and over
until it goes away.Copy !req
119. Come on!Copy !req
120. I pledge allegiance
to the flagCopy !req
121. of the United States
of America...Copy !req
122. And to the Republic
for which it stands,Copy !req
123. one nation under God,
indivisible,Copy !req
124. with liberty
and justice for all.Copy !req
125. I pledge allegiance
to the flagCopy !req
126. of the United States
of America...Copy !req
127. And to the Republic
for which it stands,Copy !req
128. one nation under God...Copy !req
129. Thanks, mom.Copy !req
130. Can't touch thisCopy !req
131. can't touch this...Copy !req
132. Dude!Copy !req
133. You live next door
to the bubble boy.Copy !req
134. Hey, you know what I heard?Copy !req
135. The only thing
that kid can drinkCopy !req
136. is his own urine.Copy !req
137. Oh, yeah. True story.Copy !req
138. I heard the same thing,
man. It's gross.Copy !req
139. Then what did he drink
in the first placeCopy !req
140. to make the urine?Copy !req
141. Well, it would, um...Copy !req
142. Tell her.Copy !req
143. Shotgun!Copy !req
144. He's not a monster, you guys.Copy !req
145. He's just a boy in a bubble.Copy !req
146. I am not a monster.Copy !req
147. I'm a human being.Copy !req
148. Bye, Lisa.Copy !req
149. Bye, Chloe.Copy !req
150. I wish I was the boy
in her bubble.Copy !req
151. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
152. Let's hit the arcade.Copy !req
153. Hi, Mr. Livingston?Copy !req
154. I'm Chloe.Copy !req
155. I live... Next door.Copy !req
156. Hyah!Copy !req
157. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
158. What?Copy !req
159. Are you ok?Copy !req
160. What? Wait,
no, no, no. Don't...Copy !req
161. I was... I was just playing.Copy !req
162. I was just playing.Copy !req
163. Mayday! You know, that.Copy !req
164. Oh.Copy !req
165. Ahem.Copy !req
166. Was that pakuni
you were speaking?Copy !req
167. From
land of the lost?
I love land of the lost.Copy !req
168. I love you, too.Copy !req
169. It! It, too.Copy !req
170. I love it, too.Copy !req
171. I'm Jimmy.Copy !req
172. I'm...Copy !req
173. Chloe, the whore next door.Copy !req
174. What?Copy !req
175. Heh heh.Copy !req
176. Where did you hear that?Copy !req
177. My mom.Copy !req
178. She teaches me everything.Copy !req
179. Well, really she got it wrong.Copy !req
180. I'm actually more
of a bitch than a whore.Copy !req
181. A bitch.Copy !req
182. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
183. A bitch.Copy !req
184. Absolutely, a bitch.Copy !req
185. Yeah.Copy !req
186. You play guitar?Copy !req
187. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
188. Uh, do you wanna try it?Copy !req
189. Oh, no, I don't know how.Copy !req
190. I could teach you.Copy !req
191. Right now.Copy !req
192. I can't
right now, but...Copy !req
193. I should go.Copy !req
194. How about tomorrow?Copy !req
195. Oh, jeez, I don't know.Copy !req
196. I don't know, bitch.Copy !req
197. I got a lot to do.Copy !req
198. See you tomorrow. Bye.Copy !req
199. She's certainly proudCopy !req
200. of those boobies, isn't she?Copy !req
201. Something tells me she's notCopy !req
202. the kind of friend
Jesus would pick, Jimmy.Copy !req
203. When I lookCopy !req
204. All a...Copy !req
205. roundCopy !req
206. Oh, I suck.Copy !req
207. No, no. Come here.Copy !req
208. No.Copy !req
209. You have to just press harder.Copy !req
210. Ok.Copy !req
211. Harder. Here.Copy !req
212. Like...Copy !req
213. Now go. Now go.Copy !req
214. Ok.Copy !req
215. Harder.Copy !req
216. When I lookCopy !req
217. All aroundCopy !req
218. I pledge allegiance to the flagCopy !req
219. of the United States of AmericaCopy !req
220. and to the Republic
for which it stands,Copy !req
221. one nation under God...Copy !req
222. Everything ok?Copy !req
223. Yeah. Let's go.Copy !req
224. Beach boys:
Wouldn't it be niceCopy !req
225. if we were olderCopy !req
226. then we wouldn't have
to wait so longCopy !req
227. and wouldn't it be nice
to live togetherCopy !req
228. in the kind of world
where we belongCopy !req
229. you know it's gonna make it
that much betterCopy !req
230. when we can say good night...Copy !req
231. Trick or treat!Copy !req
232. Smell my feet!Copy !req
233. Oh, hey!Copy !req
234. Aah!Copy !req
235. In the morning when
the day is new...Copy !req
236. It's bubble Guinea.Copy !req
237. Oh, my God!Copy !req
238. Hi, bubble Guinea.Copy !req
239. Chloe, softly: Jimmy!Copy !req
240. Ow! Ah!Copy !req
241. Stupid gutter.Copy !req
242. Jimmy! Ah! Ouch.Copy !req
243. Jimmy. Ahh. Hello.Copy !req
244. Chloe?Copy !req
245. Yeah.Copy !req
246. Bubble boy!Copy !req
247. What about your party?Copy !req
248. Jimmy, you have to wish
me Happy Birthday.Copy !req
249. What about your party?Copy !req
250. Uhh, the party.Copy !req
251. I'll show you a party.Copy !req
252. Come here.Copy !req
253. Don't be shy.Copy !req
254. Huh?Copy !req
255. Come here.Copy !req
256. My mom's asleep.Copy !req
257. Don't you wanna give me
a birthday kiss?Copy !req
258. Chloe. Heh heh. Shh.Copy !req
259. Shh.Copy !req
260. Whoa! Oh, Chloe!Copy !req
261. I hate this
stupid bubble.Copy !req
262. I got everything I
wanted for my birthdayCopy !req
263. except you, Jimmy.Copy !req
264. That's why I'm coming in.Copy !req
265. Chloe, wait!Copy !req
266. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
267. Don't worry.Copy !req
268. You can decontaminate me.Copy !req
269. Hee hee hee.Copy !req
270. What?Copy !req
271. Relax. Have a beer.Copy !req
272. Wait, um,
wait. Chloe?Copy !req
273. I'm not so sure that's
such a good idea.Copy !req
274. Jimmy.Copy !req
275. Jimmy.Copy !req
276. Please let me in.Copy !req
277. Oh, babyCopy !req
278. please?Copy !req
279. AhhCopy !req
280. um, Chloe? Uh...Copy !req
281. I, uh...Copy !req
282. Maybe I should have
let her in,Copy !req
283. but I was scared.Copy !req
284. So who could really blame herCopy !req
285. for what happened next?Copy !req
286. Hold on.Copy !req
287. You look beautif...Copy !req
288. oh, hi.Copy !req
289. Ooh, corsage.Copy !req
290. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
291. Um, mark, Jimmy.Copy !req
292. Jimmy, mark.Copy !req
293. 'Sup, jimbo?Copy !req
294. 'Sup, m-Marko?Copy !req
295. You ready?Copy !req
296. Yeah. Just let me use
the bathroom, ok?Copy !req
297. All right.Copy !req
298. Pinch it quick.Copy !req
299. She loves that one.Copy !req
300. Hmm.Copy !req
301. Cigarette?Copy !req
302. What?Copy !req
303. S-so Chloe tells me
you're a musician.Copy !req
304. Well, I rock,
if that's what you mean.Copy !req
305. Ahh you know?Copy !req
306. So, what are you guys
gonna do tonight?Copy !req
307. You know, a little bit of this.Copy !req
308. Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!Copy !req
309. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
310. Oh, that's it, ahh.Copy !req
311. Oh, oh!Copy !req
312. That's it. Ohh!Copy !req
313. Sounds like fun.Copy !req
314. All right.Copy !req
315. All ready.Copy !req
316. That's how I do it on stage.Copy !req
317. Did I tell you
how beautiful you look?Copy !req
318. Come here.Copy !req
319. I'm gonna be
the luckiest guy at the prom.Copy !req
320. One thing was for sure.Copy !req
321. Mark was cool.Copy !req
322. Bye, Jimmy.Copy !req
323. Who could compete
with a guy like that?Copy !req
324. Hands.Copy !req
325. I'm sorry.Copy !req
326. Come on, Chloe.Copy !req
327. We've been going out
for 2 years,Copy !req
328. I want a little action.Copy !req
329. Mark, I told you...Copy !req
330. I wanna wait till I get married.Copy !req
331. Hands.Copy !req
332. I tried to warn you,
but you wouldn't listen.Copy !req
333. All women will
leave you someday.Copy !req
334. That girl didn't love you.Copy !req
335. She just felt sorry for you.Copy !req
336. You really think
she'd wanna marry a boyCopy !req
337. who couldn't even touch her?Copy !req
338. Hey.Copy !req
339. Hi.Copy !req
340. Are you going somewhere?Copy !req
341. Um, yeah.Copy !req
342. You know mark?Copy !req
343. Well, we've sorta been going outCopy !req
344. off and on for a while nowCopy !req
345. and, um...Copy !req
346. Well, he... Kind of...Copy !req
347. Asked me to, um...Copy !req
348. To go fishing?Copy !req
349. No!Copy !req
350. To go to the movies?Copy !req
351. No!Copy !req
352. To get married?Copy !req
353. Yes!Copy !req
354. The wedding's this Saturday
in niagara falls.Copy !req
355. I di... I didn't knowCopy !req
356. how to tell you,
Jimmy, because...Copy !req
357. The thing is, um,Copy !req
358. I really wanted to knowCopy !req
359. if you think he's the right one,Copy !req
360. because it's such a big step,
you know? And...Copy !req
361. Jimmy?Copy !req
362. I made you something.Copy !req
363. Take bubble Guinea pig,Copy !req
364. 'cause I don't want him anymore.Copy !req
365. So that's it?Copy !req
366. That's all you're going to say?Copy !req
367. Bye, Jimmy.Copy !req
368. Good-bye.Copy !req
369. Can you still rememberCopy !req
370. how it seemedCopy !req
371. that we could live foreverCopy !req
372. in a lovers' dream?Copy !req
373. The falling was the best partCopy !req
374. but now you knowCopy !req
375. the things you cling toCopy !req
376. your heart can start to growCopy !req
377. you, you're walking awayCopy !req
378. I've been thereCopy !req
379. now I know what to sayCopy !req
380. I'm the king of yesterdayCopy !req
381. why don't... why don't youCopy !req
382. stay Chloe!Copy !req
383. God... Bless America!Copy !req
384. That nasty little slutCopy !req
385. left just in the Nick
of time, Morton.Copy !req
386. I had no idea
what I was up against.Copy !req
387. Chloe hadn't told me much.Copy !req
388. All I knew was that
she was in New York,Copy !req
389. which may as well been on
the other side of the galaxy,Copy !req
390. and I only had
3 days to get there.Copy !req
391. 3 days.
I just neededCopy !req
392. the bubble suit
to last that long.Copy !req
393. Flying high nowCopy !req
394. I'm so high nowCopy !req
395. Ooh!Copy !req
396. Ooh! Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
397. Getting strong nowCopy !req
398. moving on nowCopy !req
399. Uhh!Copy !req
400. Aah!Copy !req
401. Grass.Copy !req
402. Street lamp.Copy !req
403. Oh.Copy !req
404. Ooh.Copy !req
405. Dog poop!Copy !req
406. This is awesome!Copy !req
407. I'm running!Copy !req
408. I'm running!Copy !req
409. Well, I guess this is growing upCopy !req
410. well, I guess this is growing upCopy !req
411. well, I guess this is growing upCopy !req
412. well, I guess this is growing upCopy !req
413. well, I guess this is growing upCopy !req
414. Well, I guess this is growing upCopy !req
415. well, I guess this is growing upCopy !req
416. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
417. Hi. It's my first day
out in the world.Copy !req
418. Um, I'd like to go
to niagara falls.Copy !req
419. That'll be $260.Copy !req
420. Plus I gotta charge youCopy !req
421. for an additional seat
for that...Copy !req
422. Stupid thing you're
wearing.Copy !req
423. Oh, money.Copy !req
424. Oh. Money.Copy !req
425. How far will this get me?Copy !req
426. Take a step back.Copy !req
427. That far.Copy !req
428. Um...Copy !req
429. The girl I love is
getting marriedCopy !req
430. and I have to stop the wedding.Copy !req
431. That's fantastic.Copy !req
432. Next!Copy !req
433. Next in line, please.Copy !req
434. Ok. Have a nice day.Copy !req
435. The white zone'sCopy !req
436. for loading and unloading only.Copy !req
437. Hey, are you all right?Copy !req
438. Are you all right?Copy !req
439. What is it?Copy !req
440. Oh, he's alive!Copy !req
441. I need to get to niagara fallsCopy !req
442. by Saturday to stop Chloe
from getting married.Copy !req
443. Oh.Copy !req
444. I'm Todd.Copy !req
445. And I'm Lorraine.Copy !req
446. And we can get you
to niagara falls.Copy !req
447. Yeah!Copy !req
448. Bright and shiny!Copy !req
449. Stick him
in the rear!Copy !req
450. BrightCopy !req
451. and shinyCopy !req
452. brightCopy !req
453. and shinyCopy !req
454. people all across the landCopy !req
455. come and join our happy bandCopy !req
456. always happy, never gayCopy !req
457. living clean is a-okCopy !req
458. brightCopy !req
459. and shiny...Copy !req
460. Excuse me, Todd.Copy !req
461. And shinyCopy !req
462. if you save yourself for GodCopy !req
463. you will get the golden rodCopy !req
464. give up on societyCopy !req
465. we will be your familyCopy !req
466. brightCopy !req
467. and shinyCopy !req
468. Jimmy! Breakfie!Copy !req
469. Jimmy!Copy !req
470. The kloobda.Copy !req
471. The kloobda isCopy !req
472. the holy guide to living pure,Copy !req
473. dictated to gilCopy !req
474. by a talking salamander.Copy !req
475. But more on that later.Copy !req
476. This will help explain.Copy !req
477. Put it in
the decontamination bay.Copy !req
478. Right there.Copy !req
479. First,
we prepare our soulsCopy !req
480. by stripping ourselves
of all material possessionsCopy !req
481. and sexual desires.Copy !req
482. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
483. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
484. Kool-aid, Lorraine?Copy !req
485. Second
Thanks, Lorraine.Copy !req
486. Lorraine?Copy !req
487. Her name's Lorraine, too?Copy !req
488. We're all Lorraine.Copy !req
489. And you will be Todd,Copy !req
490. a name chosen especially
for you by gil.Copy !req
491. What does bill do
with all your stuff?Copy !req
492. He's holding it for us
at the compound.Copy !req
493. Where's the compound?Copy !req
494. I'm not really sure.Copy !req
495. In Texas?Copy !req
496. Oh.Copy !req
497. You're not
a singing group,Copy !req
498. you're a cult!Copy !req
499. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
500. Why'd we stop?Copy !req
501. This isn't niagara falls!Copy !req
502. This is a desert!Copy !req
503. Yes... yes... yes,
I-I realizeCopy !req
504. that in typical casesCopy !req
505. you have to wait 48 hours.Copy !req
506. But, you see,
this is not a typical case.Copy !req
507. My son is a bubble boy.Copy !req
508. He'll die out there!Copy !req
509. Well, you'll certainlyCopy !req
510. be in my prayers tonight.Copy !req
511. And I'll be praying
you get nut cancer!Copy !req
512. All right, plan b.Copy !req
513. Did you finish the note?Copy !req
514. "Mr. And Mrs.
Livingston,Copy !req
515. "we have kidnapped your son.Copy !req
516. "Pay $100,000 or he dies.Copy !req
517. Signed, the Jews."Copy !req
518. Are you kidding?Copy !req
519. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
520. Who in their right mindCopy !req
521. is gonna believe this note?Copy !req
522. It's the Jews, Morton!Copy !req
523. They're gonna want
more than $100,000!Copy !req
524. Think, man, think!Copy !req
525. I'm havin' a bad dayCopy !req
526. I'm havin' a bad dayCopy !req
527. Get out of my wayCopy !req
528. 'Cause I'm havin' a bad dayCopy !req
529. uhh!Copy !req
530. Havin' a bad dayCopy !req
531. havin' a bad dayCopy !req
532. Get out of my wayCopy !req
533. 'cause I'm havin' a bad dayCopy !req
534. havin' a bad dayCopy !req
535. get off!Copy !req
536. Havin' a bad dayCopy !req
537. get out of my way...Copy !req
538. Uhh! Aah!Copy !req
539. Have you seen my son?Copy !req
540. Hello?Copy !req
541. I think he's deaf.Copy !req
542. Have you seen my boy?Copy !req
543. Yeah, your weird-ass sonCopy !req
544. got on a bus full of, like,Copy !req
545. happy people skipping around
all over the place,Copy !req
546. and they headed towards Vegas.Copy !req
547. You know, Satan's anus.Copy !req
548. Thank you.Copy !req
549. You filthy, fat,
filthy deaf man!Copy !req
550. Um, I heard that.Copy !req
551. Let's move it!Copy !req
552. I'll have you knowCopy !req
553. that I've lost 2 pounds.Copy !req
554. I have my ankle weights
on right nowCopy !req
555. and it's very hot in hereCopy !req
556. and I'm losing weight.Copy !req
557. I've lost 4 pounds
in the last 2 months.Copy !req
558. Havin' a bad dayCopy !req
559. havin' a bad dayCopy !req
560. get out of my wayCopy !req
561. 'cause I'm havin' a bad dayCopy !req
562. I'm havin' a bad dayCopy !req
563. get out of my way...Copy !req
564. Hey!Copy !req
565. Hey, hey!Copy !req
566. Whoa!Copy !req
567. What are you...Copy !req
568. Some kind of astronaut?Copy !req
569. No, I'm, uh,Copy !req
570. I'm some kind of bubble boy.Copy !req
571. How do you take a dump
in that thing?Copy !req
572. Um, I think I could help youCopy !req
573. with your situation here.Copy !req
574. How's some bubble
vato gonna help me?Copy !req
575. I got patches.Copy !req
576. Patches?Copy !req
577. I could use some
stinkin' patches.Copy !req
578. Gil!Copy !req
579. Gil, we love you!Copy !req
580. Welcome,
my children. Welcome.Copy !req
581. Today will truly be a time
of spiritual illumination.Copy !req
582. Now, can anyone guess
why we're all here?Copy !req
583. Ooh!Copy !req
584. Yes, Todd.Copy !req
585. To find...Copy !req
586. no, the other Todd.Copy !req
587. To find out
the final incarnationCopy !req
588. of the chosen one?Copy !req
589. Exactly.Copy !req
590. I can see you've been
reading your kloobda.Copy !req
591. The chosen one is among us!Copy !req
592. He walks the earth.Copy !req
593. His final incarnation will be...Copy !req
594. A round one!Copy !req
595. Yes, the round one.Copy !req
596. The holy messenger trapped
in a living globe.Copy !req
597. We must find him and release himCopy !req
598. so that he may carry us,Copy !req
599. only true believers,
to the kingdom of heaven.Copy !req
600. And those who reject him
will mutateCopy !req
601. and burn eternally
on planet px-41.Copy !req
602. Or px-42...Copy !req
603. If they run out of room.Copy !req
604. If there are
no further questions,Copy !req
605. let's move on to the buffet.Copy !req
606. So they kicked you
out of the busCopy !req
607. in the middle of the desertCopy !req
608. to die like some perro?Copy !req
609. Yep.Copy !req
610. Where you headed?Copy !req
611. Niagara falls.Copy !req
612. I gotta get there by SaturdayCopy !req
613. to stop Chloe
from getting marriedCopy !req
614. to the wrong man.Copy !req
615. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
616. Let's cut the vato, huh, ese?Copy !req
617. I wasn't planning on
cutting the vato, no.Copy !req
618. Somebody run off
with your old lady,Copy !req
619. legally you're allowed
to cut him.Copy !req
620. She wasn't
technically my old lady.Copy !req
621. I just never, um...Copy !req
622. I just never told her
how I felt.Copy !req
623. When I was your age,Copy !req
624. I was in love with a woman.Copy !req
625. Debbie?Copy !req
626. No.Copy !req
627. Oh, Danielle.Copy !req
628. No.Copy !req
629. Wildfire!Copy !req
630. Oh, wildfire!Copy !req
631. She looks really nice.Copy !req
632. Yeah, but she left me
for some other vato.Copy !req
633. You know,
real buttoned-down,Copy !req
634. "I gotta get a job"
kind of vato, you know?Copy !req
635. To this day,
ese, I regret not finding himCopy !req
636. and cutting his heart out
in a really violent way.Copy !req
637. Don't be like me,
ese. Don't live in regret.Copy !req
638. We'll be riding wildfireCopy !req
639. we'll be ridingCopy !req
640. wildfire
Ohh!Copy !req
641. I'm... I'm ok.Copy !req
642. Look at the lights!Copy !req
643. Now this is
Las Vegas, Jimmy!Copy !req
644. Wow!Copy !req
645. Paris!Copy !req
646. That's beautiful, ain't it?Copy !req
647. And New York!Copy !req
648. That's
big New York.Copy !req
649. This is amazing, slim.Copy !req
650. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
651. Go faster! Go faster!Copy !req
652. You like the wind in your hair?Copy !req
653. Yeah.Copy !req
654. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
655. "We have
the loosest sluts."Copy !req
656. That's "slots"!Copy !req
657. I'll show you how to
play the slot machines.Copy !req
658. We can win some gas moneyCopy !req
659. so we can get to niagara falls!Copy !req
660. All right, chicas!Copy !req
661. Chicas!Copy !req
662. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
663. Ow!Copy !req
664. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
665. This is amazing!Copy !req
666. This town
never goes to sleep.Copy !req
667. We're gonna do some partying!Copy !req
668. Whoa! Oh, no!Copy !req
669. Wow! Oh ho!Copy !req
670. Ha ha ha ha! Whoo!Copy !req
671. Jimmy!Copy !req
672. Where are you, baby?Copy !req
673. My baby Jimmy?Copy !req
674. Here we go.Copy !req
675. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
676. Oh, yeah, comin' through.Copy !req
677. Excuse us.Copy !req
678. Excuse us.Copy !req
679. Come on, talk to me, babies.Copy !req
680. Lookin' good!Copy !req
681. Yes, all right.Copy !req
682. Slim?Copy !req
683. Yeah.Copy !req
684. What's it like?Copy !req
685. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
686. I could tell you what it was
like with me and wildfire.Copy !req
687. 1200 ccs of American steel
vibrating between your legs.Copy !req
688. Oh, man.Copy !req
689. I'm talking fourth gear.Copy !req
690. 4,000 rpms! Ay!Copy !req
691. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
692. That sounds amazing!Copy !req
693. Ha ha!Copy !req
694. Hey, hors d'oeuvres?Copy !req
695. Oh, no, thanks.Copy !req
696. I got my own.Copy !req
697. Ok.Copy !req
698. Last one.Copy !req
699. You go for it!Copy !req
700. Oh, no. I couldn't.Copy !req
701. Go on.Copy !req
702. You want to win the money
for our trip, don't you?Copy !req
703. But what if I lose again?Copy !req
704. You didn't get out
of that bubble roomCopy !req
705. to play it safe, did you?Copy !req
706. You're right.Copy !req
707. Go for it.Copy !req
708. Oh!Copy !req
709. I'm tapped out.Copy !req
710. I'm gonna go steal some
quarters from
that blind lady.Copy !req
711. Slim, I don't think...Copy !req
712. Wait here! No! Hey!Copy !req
713. Wait! No, slim!Copy !req
714. I only have 2 days left!Copy !req
715. It's gonna awesome!Copy !req
716. I only have 2 days left!Copy !req
717. Bow-wow
ba-ba-ba bow-wowCopy !req
718. ba-ba-ba-baCopy !req
719. bow-wow
ba-ba-ba bow-wowCopy !req
720. ba-ba-ba-baCopy !req
721. bow-wow ba-ba-ba bowCopy !req
722. rrrow-wow
ba-ba-ba bow-wowCopy !req
723. ba-ba-ba-baCopy !req
724. I didn't
like leaving slimCopy !req
725. without saying good-bye,Copy !req
726. but I knew the
vato would understand.Copy !req
727. The wedding was 2 days away,Copy !req
728. and I only had 12 ccs
of American steelCopy !req
729. to get me there.Copy !req
730. Don't think I can't see you
gawking at
those neon boobies.Copy !req
731. Just keep your eye
on the road, mister.Copy !req
732. Hey, have you seen
my little buddy?Copy !req
733. He's got, like, frizzy hair,Copy !req
734. and he's...Copy !req
735. he's in a bubble.Copy !req
736. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
737. Uhh!Copy !req
738. Have you seen this
little bubble guy, ma'am?Copy !req
739. I didn't mean it.Copy !req
740. Excuse. Hola.Copy !req
741. We're a bit lost.Copy !req
742. Could you tell us the way to...Copy !req
743. niagara falls?Copy !req
744. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
745. Yeah. 'Cause that's where
my little buddy was headedCopy !req
746. when you left him
in the desert to die!Copy !req
747. Come back!Copy !req
748. You bright and shinies...Copy !req
749. come back and get shiny
on my knife, huh?Copy !req
750. Hey. Hey. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
751. Aah!Copy !req
752. This looks like area 51.Copy !req
753. Holy mother
of shit, Morton!Copy !req
754. What is that?Copy !req
755. A space creature? An alien?Copy !req
756. Oh, my God! Jimmy!Copy !req
757. Bow-wow
ba-ba-ba bow-wowCopy !req
758. ba-ba-ba-baCopy !req
759. Jimmy!Copy !req
760. Stop the car!Copy !req
761. Jimmy!Copy !req
762. Aah!Copy !req
763. Aah!Copy !req
764. Uhh!Copy !req
765. Aah!Copy !req
766. I wasn't quite sureCopy !req
767. just how I'd gotten on board,Copy !req
768. but I'd always dreamed
of riding a train.Copy !req
769. Thank goodness
the worst was behind me...Copy !req
770. Or so I thought.Copy !req
771. Rubber
Look, he's awake.Copy !req
772. What are we going to do?Copy !req
773. Aah!Copy !req
774. Aah!Copy !req
775. Aah!Copy !req
776. Aah!Copy !req
777. Aah!Copy !req
778. Aah!Copy !req
779. Shh!Copy !req
780. Dr. Phreak
is gonna hear you!Copy !req
781. He's gonna hear you!Copy !req
782. What?Copy !req
783. You gotta hide!Copy !req
784. Um...Copy !req
785. Wh... what did you say?Copy !req
786. He said be quiet or the
doctor will hear you. Shh!Copy !req
787. Who are you?Copy !req
788. They call me
the human sasquatch.Copy !req
789. What's your real name?Copy !req
790. Um...Copy !req
791. Clark?Copy !req
792. So what's your deal?Copy !req
793. Why are you in a bubble?Copy !req
794. To protect me from germs.Copy !req
795. I was born
without any immunities,Copy !req
796. so even a single one
could kill me.Copy !req
797. But your doctor
would know all about that.Copy !req
798. Li'l zip: Be quiet!Copy !req
799. He's not your average doctor.Copy !req
800. He's Dr. Phreak.Copy !req
801. We're all a part of his
new traveling phreak show.Copy !req
802. He owns us.Copy !req
803. Owns you?Copy !req
804. Shh!Copy !req
805. If he find out you're in this
train, he'll own you, too.Copy !req
806. Oh, look! Oh, now
you did it, bubble butt.Copy !req
807. Here he comes!Copy !req
808. Run for your life! Run!Copy !req
809. He's a vicious brute.Copy !req
810. You're Dr. Phreak?Copy !req
811. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
812. You're so mini! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
813. Mini? Oh, no!Copy !req
814. No!Copy !req
815. Me, mini?Copy !req
816. I'm not mini!Copy !req
817. I'm not mini!Copy !req
818. Not! Not! Not!Copy !req
819. I'm not mini!Copy !req
820. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
821. Chicken man:
He's the bubble boy.Copy !req
822. Shut your beak!Copy !req
823. What are you doing
out of your Coop?Copy !req
824. I shut up.Copy !req
825. You know, I could useCopy !req
826. some fresh meat in my show.Copy !req
827. Why don't you hopCopy !req
828. your little bubble buttCopy !req
829. back on that train?Copy !req
830. Uh, thanks, but, um...Copy !req
831. I gotta get to
niagara falls by SaturdayCopy !req
832. to stop Chloe
from getting married.Copy !req
833. That's so, so beautiful.Copy !req
834. I, too, once loved another.Copy !req
835. Yeah?Copy !req
836. Dr.
For 10 minutes.Copy !req
837. Then I kicked her ass
out of the car.Copy !req
838. Ok. Well,
I gotta get going.Copy !req
839. Dr. Going?Copy !req
840. Oh!Copy !req
841. Oh!Copy !req
842. Dr.
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
843. You're a freak,
and I should know.Copy !req
844. No decent girl's gonna want
to marry a bubble freak.Copy !req
845. Once you get that through
your thick, freaky skull,Copy !req
846. then give me a call.Copy !req
847. What's wrong with
being a freak? Uhh!Copy !req
848. Aah!Copy !req
849. Oh!Copy !req
850. Oh!Copy !req
851. That hurt!Copy !req
852. Doctor?Copy !req
853. Is he ok?Copy !req
854. Flipper boy: He looks so
sweet when he's not yellingCopy !req
855. you've killed him.Copy !req
856. What are we going to do?Copy !req
857. Whoa!Copy !req
858. Good luck! Bye!Copy !req
859. Uhh!Copy !req
860. Heads up, bubble!Copy !req
861. Ok. Bye!Copy !req
862. Get your own bags! What do
you think I am... bellhop?Copy !req
863. Hey, where are you guys going?Copy !req
864. We're going with you,
Dr. Bubble.Copy !req
865. We're going with you.Copy !req
866. Dr. Bubble? No, no!Copy !req
867. No. I...Copy !req
868. you guys are free.Copy !req
869. You can do whatever
you want now.Copy !req
870. Chicken man:
Oh, we're free!Copy !req
871. Free as a bird!Copy !req
872. On to niagara falls!Copy !req
873. On to niagara falls!Copy !req
874. All the way!Copy !req
875. Oh, I love it!Copy !req
876. Look, you guys. Uh...Copy !req
877. I gotta do this alone.Copy !req
878. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
879. Bye!Copy !req
880. It sure was niceCopy !req
881. of the train man
to loan me his vehicle,Copy !req
882. but if I was ever gonna make itCopy !req
883. to the wedding on time,Copy !req
884. I was gonna have to find
something with a motor.Copy !req
885. Oh, my God!Copy !req
886. He ain't eating meat!Copy !req
887. Can you all believe it?Copy !req
888. It's tofu!Copy !req
889. Tofu!Copy !req
890. Could anybody
give me a ride?Copy !req
891. Tofu gives me such gas!Copy !req
892. Bar guy 3:
Bloody red meat!Copy !req
893. Rare! Rare American meat!Copy !req
894. You know, that's... that's
the stupidest looking hatCopy !req
895. I've ever seen.Copy !req
896. It's adorable!Copy !req
897. It's adorable!Copy !req
898. Hey!Copy !req
899. Hey!Copy !req
900. Stop picking on him.Copy !req
901. Oh!Copy !req
902. Oh!Copy !req
903. I don't want any trouble.Copy !req
904. I'm just...Copy !req
905. Really?Copy !req
906. Bar guy:
Sissy beach ball!Copy !req
907. Why are you in that bubble, boy?Copy !req
908. Huh?Copy !req
909. Well, um, because I was bornCopy !req
910. without any immunities and I...Copy !req
911. immunities? What
the hell are immunities?Copy !req
912. Well, I ain't sticking
around to find out!Copy !req
913. Me, neither.Copy !req
914. What?Copy !req
915. Everybody out!Copy !req
916. He's got immunities!Copy !req
917. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
918. Bar guy: He's contagious!Copy !req
919. I don't have any immunities!Copy !req
920. Don't try to change
your story now, boy!Copy !req
921. I don't have germs!Copy !req
922. I'm not contagious!Copy !req
923. I just need a ride!Copy !req
924. I need a ride!Copy !req
925. I hereby declare
this place quarantined!Copy !req
926. I don't have germs!Copy !req
927. I don't...Copy !req
928. Oh! Ohh!Copy !req
929. What's going on, sheriff?Copy !req
930. Guys, I think
your building's on fire.Copy !req
931. Carl Peterson's
best pig just died!Copy !req
932. It's spreading!Copy !req
933. It's spreading!Copy !req
934. Burn, baby, burnCopy !req
935. disco infernoCopy !req
936. burn, baby, burnCopy !req
937. burn that mother down, y'allCopy !req
938. burn, baby, burnCopy !req
939. disco infernoCopy !req
940. burn, baby, burnCopy !req
941. whoo! Just like Calcutta
in the summer!Copy !req
942. Come! Follow me!Copy !req
943. Come on!Copy !req
944. Whoa!Copy !req
945. I don't think I'm in!Copy !req
946. Stop messing about!Copy !req
947. This whole town
is going to blow!Copy !req
948. Ha ha ha ha! Boy, howdy!Copy !req
949. Now, that's a good fire!Copy !req
950. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
951. Uh-oh.Copy !req
952. Disco inferno, yeahCopy !req
953. burn, baby, burnCopy !req
954. burn the mother downCopy !req
955. burn, baby, burnCopy !req
956. Ice cream! Ice cream!Copy !req
957. Curry!Copy !req
958. Human sasquatch:
Let's go. Let's go. Come onCopy !req
959. watch out for the feet.Copy !req
960. I told you.Copy !req
961. I told you before.Copy !req
962. Look out!Copy !req
963. Coming through!Copy !req
964. I'm on the run!Copy !req
965. Morton, that's the one!Copy !req
966. Jimmy! Jimmy! We're here!Copy !req
967. Morton, get this thing open.Copy !req
968. Jimmy? Ji...Copy !req
969. Jimmy... ooh!Copy !req
970. Look at this cute
little boy, Morton!Copy !req
971. Can you tell me,
have you seen my son?Copy !req
972. He's wearing a large
plastic bubble suit.Copy !req
973. I know what you want.Copy !req
974. I'll give you some candy.Copy !req
975. He stole my freaks,
that son of a bitch!Copy !req
976. Oh! What a potty mouth
you have!Copy !req
977. Where was he going?Copy !req
978. Screw you, lady!Copy !req
979. Aah!Copy !req
980. Thanks.Copy !req
981. Thanks for saving me back there.Copy !req
982. You're welcome.Copy !req
983. Those were some crazy vatos.Copy !req
984. For some unknown reason,
Shiva has brought youCopy !req
985. into my life like a hot flash.Copy !req
986. You came to my defense,Copy !req
987. and the law of karma requires meCopy !req
988. to return the favor.
You see,Copy !req
989. this ice cream truck
is merely a catalyst,Copy !req
990. a way to teach the wisdomCopy !req
991. of the sacred cow.Copy !req
992. For who can resist
ice cream, eh?Copy !req
993. I know I can't.Copy !req
994. So, how may I be
of service to you,Copy !req
995. my zip-locked friend?Copy !req
996. I need to get to
niagara falls by SaturdayCopy !req
997. to stop Chloe
from getting married.Copy !req
998. Oh. I was thinkingCopy !req
999. more along the lines
of a free snow cone,Copy !req
1000. but, ok.Copy !req
1001. Niagara falls it is.Copy !req
1002. Livin' in the land of the lostCopy !req
1003. livin' in the land...Copy !req
1004. No way is this better
than Jurassic park.Copy !req
1005. I can't believe
you and bubble geekCopy !req
1006. actually liked this show.Copy !req
1007. The effects look totally fake.Copy !req
1008. That's the whole point.Copy !req
1009. What? It's supposed
to look fake?Copy !req
1010. I'm not here.Copy !req
1011. Hello?Copy !req
1012. What have you
done with my son?Copy !req
1013. Mrs. Livingston?Copy !req
1014. Is he with you?Copy !req
1015. How could he be here?Copy !req
1016. Well, apparently he's on his wayCopy !req
1017. to your wedding
in a bubble suit,Copy !req
1018. exposing himself to
all the wickednessCopy !req
1019. and filth this world
has to offer!Copy !req
1020. And you're responsible!Copy !req
1021. Girl on TV program:
Come on! Over here! Come on!Copy !req
1022. Come on!Copy !req
1023. Over here!Copy !req
1024. Come on! This way!Copy !req
1025. Come on!Copy !req
1026. Let's go, Morton.Copy !req
1027. Correction. You two
aren't going anywhereCopy !req
1028. until I get my freaks back.Copy !req
1029. Don't you take
that tone of voiceCopy !req
1030. with me, young man!Copy !req
1031. Morton, are you
just gonna sit thereCopy !req
1032. and let him talk
to me like that?Copy !req
1033. Yeah, mort. Are ya?Copy !req
1034. My car!Copy !req
1035. My freaks!Copy !req
1036. Help! Jimmy!Copy !req
1037. Aah! Jimmy!Copy !req
1038. Help!Copy !req
1039. Hang on! Hang on!Copy !req
1040. Aah!Copy !req
1041. Screw you, grumpy!Copy !req
1042. Hop on, babe.Copy !req
1043. Thanks for saving me, mark.Copy !req
1044. How do you do it?Copy !req
1045. Immunities, baby.Copy !req
1046. Immunities.Copy !req
1047. Aah!Copy !req
1048. Aah!Copy !req
1049. Aah!Copy !req
1050. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1051. Oh!Copy !req
1052. Oh!Copy !req
1053. Look at that.Copy !req
1054. It's an elk.Copy !req
1055. Or is it a caribou?Copy !req
1056. Or an American bison?Copy !req
1057. I, uh...Copy !req
1058. I think that it's a cow.Copy !req
1059. Oh, really? A cow?Copy !req
1060. I didn't know.Copy !req
1061. What have I done?Copy !req
1062. It's just a cow, pushpop.Copy !req
1063. It's not...Copy !req
1064. Just a cow?Copy !req
1065. Just a cow?Copy !req
1066. In my religion,
the cow is the wombCopy !req
1067. from which all life Springs!Copy !req
1068. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
1069. I have transgressed
against Shiva!Copy !req
1070. Shiva?Copy !req
1071. The 6-armed goddess.Copy !req
1072. Have you ever been
karmically bitch-slappedCopy !req
1073. by a 6-armed goddess?Copy !req
1074. I'll take that as a no!Copy !req
1075. Oh! Um...Copy !req
1076. It's ok, pushpop.Copy !req
1077. Your religion's all lies.Copy !req
1078. Pardon?Copy !req
1079. That's what my mom says.Copy !req
1080. I mean...Copy !req
1081. Bollocks.Copy !req
1082. I must atone.Copy !req
1083. His mother taught him.Copy !req
1084. What nonsense.Copy !req
1085. May Shiva shine
upon your journey!Copy !req
1086. Well, can't we, uh...Copy !req
1087. Can't we drive and atone?Copy !req
1088. No. One
for the road.Copy !req
1089. What?Copy !req
1090. No, no, no. Um...Copy !req
1091. There are germs in here!Copy !req
1092. Frozen! No germs!Copy !req
1093. No germs?Copy !req
1094. When did this happen?Copy !req
1095. Thanks for the lift!Copy !req
1096. So long!Copy !req
1097. Ice creamCopy !req
1098. It was one thing
that my momCopy !req
1099. had never heard of
the bitch-slapping goddess,Copy !req
1100. but it seemed like
everybody should have heardCopy !req
1101. of frozen,
germ-free ice cream.Copy !req
1102. Ohh!Copy !req
1103. Everybody loves ice cream.Copy !req
1104. Dr. Stripper.Copy !req
1105. Dr. Dykes.Copy !req
1106. Dear lord, if thou findestCopy !req
1107. the stealing of this truck
offensive in any way,Copy !req
1108. please direct thy wrath
upon that midgetCopy !req
1109. and not upon us,
thy humble servants. Amen.Copy !req
1110. All right.Copy !req
1111. Let's haul ass.Copy !req
1112. One of you two gotta drive.Copy !req
1113. I can't reach the pedals.Copy !req
1114. Ok. Upsy-Daisy. Whoo!Copy !req
1115. I am coming back as a cockroach.Copy !req
1116. Definitely a cockroach.Copy !req
1117. Uhh!Copy !req
1118. Aah!Copy !req
1119. Aah!Copy !req
1120. Oh ho ho!Copy !req
1121. Oh ho ho!Copy !req
1122. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1123. Now, we don't know where
those hands have been, do we?Copy !req
1124. Rub them together.Copy !req
1125. Rub them together.Copy !req
1126. Kill those germs!Copy !req
1127. That's right.Copy !req
1128. Good boy.Copy !req
1129. No! Stop!Copy !req
1130. Show some respect!Copy !req
1131. Hey! Yo, hippie!Copy !req
1132. You seen a big, yellow bus
with a lot of brightCopy !req
1133. and shiny
cabrones pass through here?Copy !req
1134. No, sir.Copy !req
1135. I don't believe I have.Copy !req
1136. You got any bomb pops
on that truck?Copy !req
1137. Oh, yes. Please,
take the whole damn truck.Copy !req
1138. All right!Copy !req
1139. Who wants a blue one?Copy !req
1140. Everything is a-okCopy !req
1141. bright and shinyCopy !req
1142. Uhh! Uhh!Copy !req
1143. What have I done?Copy !req
1144. Mark's sister: You ok?Copy !req
1145. Yeah.Copy !req
1146. It's just...Copy !req
1147. Jimmy's my best friend.Copy !req
1148. We basically spent every day
together in high school.Copy !req
1149. Yeah?Copy !req
1150. Did you ever...Copy !req
1151. You know, get in his bubble?Copy !req
1152. No.Copy !req
1153. Not that I didn't
think about it, though.Copy !req
1154. Mark's sister:
I know what you mean.Copy !req
1155. I used to play "spin the bottle"Copy !req
1156. with the kid from
special ed. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1157. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1158. Well.Copy !req
1159. I mean, obviously,
it would've never worked outCopy !req
1160. between the two of us.Copy !req
1161. Yeah. I mean,
rubber comes in handyCopy !req
1162. every once in a while,Copy !req
1163. but let's not go overboard.Copy !req
1164. You're way better off
with my brother.Copy !req
1165. Yeah. Way better off.Copy !req
1166. Take a little timeCopy !req
1167. throw it on the lineCopy !req
1168. let me believeCopy !req
1169. that you believe in meCopy !req
1170. baby, turn aroundCopy !req
1171. look at what I foundCopy !req
1172. you're the one that I wantCopy !req
1173. take a little timeCopy !req
1174. throw it on the lineCopy !req
1175. let me believeCopy !req
1176. that you believe in meCopy !req
1177. stand and turn aroundCopy !req
1178. look at what I foundCopy !req
1179. you were the one that I wantedCopy !req
1180. take a little timeCopy !req
1181. throw it on the lineCopy !req
1182. let me believeCopy !req
1183. that you believe in meCopy !req
1184. baby, turn aroundCopy !req
1185. look at what I foundCopy !req
1186. you were the one that I wantedCopy !req
1187. Taxi! Taxi!Copy !req
1188. Hi! I need to get to
niagara falls by tomorrow.Copy !req
1189. Can you take me there?Copy !req
1190. Depends.Copy !req
1191. Goin' that far I'll have
to get me some depends.Copy !req
1192. And 500 smackers!Copy !req
1193. $500?Copy !req
1194. Where am I gonna get $500?Copy !req
1195. Who wants to be next?Copy !req
1196. Who wants the $500?Copy !req
1197. Now, we need
some fresh blood here!Copy !req
1198. Whoa! Spotlight
on the dance floor!Copy !req
1199. Whoa, I like the look of this!Copy !req
1200. Mr. Alien, is it?Copy !req
1201. What are you doing here, dummy?Copy !req
1202. I saw the sign outsideCopy !req
1203. and it said that you
have $500, and so...Copy !req
1204. You want $500?Copy !req
1205. Yes.Copy !req
1206. I would like $500.Copy !req
1207. You want $500?Copy !req
1208. Yes. Please,
I would like $500.Copy !req
1209. You want $500?Copy !req
1210. Yes, I want $500!Copy !req
1211. $500!Copy !req
1212. $500!Copy !req
1213. $500!Copy !req
1214. $500!Copy !req
1215. All right!Copy !req
1216. Our next contestant,
Mr. Alien!Copy !req
1217. Red hot, working girl,
bring him on over!Copy !req
1218. A big cheer for Mr. Alien!Copy !req
1219. Mud! Mud! Mud! Mud!Copy !req
1220. Mud! Mud! Mud!Copy !req
1221. $500!Copy !req
1222. $500!Copy !req
1223. $500!Copy !req
1224. $500!Copy !req
1225. Aah! Hey!Copy !req
1226. Whoa! Oh, whoa!Copy !req
1227. Unh!Copy !req
1228. Unh!Copy !req
1229. $500!Copy !req
1230. Bubble boy! Bubble boy!Copy !req
1231. $500!Copy !req
1232. Goddess Shiva,
I really need that money!Copy !req
1233. Ohh!Copy !req
1234. I pledge allegiance to the flagCopy !req
1235. of the united states of AmericaCopy !req
1236. and to the Republic
for which it stands!Copy !req
1237. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1238. We have winner!Copy !req
1239. Winner! Winner! Winner!Copy !req
1240. Bitch-slap me, JesusCopy !req
1241. I've lost my wayCopy !req
1242. strayed from your pathCopy !req
1243. yet I prayCopy !req
1244. Who let the dogs outCopy !req
1245. woof woof woofCopy !req
1246. Morton! I was
listening to that!Copy !req
1247. Yeah, mort.Copy !req
1248. A girl can't get 5 minutes
of quality time with Jesus.Copy !req
1249. Man, this is some good curry!Copy !req
1250. Ha ha! Yeah!Copy !req
1251. I got the money!Copy !req
1252. Look! There he is!Copy !req
1253. I've got the money!Copy !req
1254. Ha ha!Copy !req
1255. We found you, Todd.Copy !req
1256. We know who you are.Copy !req
1257. We've come to set you free!Copy !req
1258. Ow!Copy !req
1259. You are
the chosen one!Copy !req
1260. I don't need you
to set me free!Copy !req
1261. I don't... oh!Copy !req
1262. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
1263. Look! Those people
have Jimmy!Copy !req
1264. Stealth!Copy !req
1265. We've gotta get him away
from those freaks.Copy !req
1266. What can we do?Copy !req
1267. We need a plan.Copy !req
1268. We blend.Copy !req
1269. I got a plan.Copy !req
1270. What size shirt you wear?Copy !req
1271. And now, to avoid mutating
and burning on planet px-41,Copy !req
1272. we release the chosen one
using
the ceremonial tweezers.Copy !req
1273. With this tiny prick,
I release thee!Copy !req
1274. No! No! Don't!Copy !req
1275. I'll die!Copy !req
1276. It must be a test!Copy !req
1277. Where's my kloobda?Copy !req
1278. Right there, Lorraine!Copy !req
1279. Thank you.Copy !req
1280. Chicken man:
You're welcome.Copy !req
1281. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1282. You're not a shiny!Copy !req
1283. Who are you?Copy !req
1284. Uh... Todd?Copy !req
1285. Oh!Copy !req
1286. Hi, Todd.Copy !req
1287. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1288. What's the matter
with your arms?Copy !req
1289. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1290. There's nothing wrong
with my arms!Copy !req
1291. We're too late!Copy !req
1292. We're mutating!Copy !req
1293. We're gonna get you out
through the front of the bus.Copy !req
1294. Oh, God!Copy !req
1295. Why won't you help me?Copy !req
1296. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1297. He's got a bubbly faceCopy !req
1298. and a bubbly noseCopy !req
1299. Mr. BubbleCopy !req
1300. Bubble, bubbliciousCopy !req
1301. the ultimate bubble.Copy !req
1302. Tiny bubblesCopy !req
1303. Tiny bubblesCopy !req
1304. in the wineCopy !req
1305. I know.Copy !req
1306. I miss him, too.Copy !req
1307. Come on, bubble boy!Copy !req
1308. Hurry up!Copy !req
1309. Come on!Copy !req
1310. This way, guys!Copy !req
1311. Hurry!Copy !req
1312. This way!Copy !req
1313. Ow! Guys! Oh!Copy !req
1314. Hey! Come on! Todd!Copy !req
1315. Hey, shinies!Copy !req
1316. We have some unfinished
business, huh?Copy !req
1317. No, no, slim.Copy !req
1318. They're my friends.Copy !req
1319. They got him brainwashed!Copy !req
1320. No! No! No!Copy !req
1321. Wait!Copy !req
1322. Bubble, we're gonna
help you out! Don't worry!Copy !req
1323. I'll take you all on with
one flipper behind my back!Copy !req
1324. You want a mouthful of tuna?Copy !req
1325. Free Willy! Free Willy!Copy !req
1326. You're all...Copy !req
1327. I'm gonna whup that ass!Copy !req
1328. Yeah!Copy !req
1329. Yeah!Copy !req
1330. Aah! Oh, my God!Copy !req
1331. Get it off of me!Copy !req
1332. Get it off of me!Copy !req
1333. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1334. Niagara falls, and step on it!Copy !req
1335. L'il zip:
It's the cops!Copy !req
1336. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1337. Don't touch me there!Copy !req
1338. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1339. Where's bubble boy?Copy !req
1340. You ask me if I love youCopy !req
1341. and I choke on my replyCopy !req
1342. I'd rather hurt you honestlyCopy !req
1343. poon!Copy !req
1344. Huh?Copy !req
1345. Chasing a dame, aren't you?Copy !req
1346. Who am I to judge youCopy !req
1347. last time I was in
a commotion like that,Copy !req
1348. it was all on account
of poon.Copy !req
1349. Oh, what the astronauts drink.Copy !req
1350. No, no. My wife.Copy !req
1351. My little China doll.Copy !req
1352. Yeah, till that damn
brother of mineCopy !req
1353. took her off to waxahachie.Copy !req
1354. Snatched my poon
right out from under me.Copy !req
1355. 86 years ago.Copy !req
1356. I ain't spoke to
that bastard since.Copy !req
1357. Don't live in regret, ese.Copy !req
1358. He's your family.Copy !req
1359. Family. Heh.Copy !req
1360. I really gotta go!Copy !req
1361. I told you, once we're on
the road we're not stopping!Copy !req
1362. Than mislead you with a lieCopy !req
1363. And after all that,Copy !req
1364. they still didn't get you
a new puppy?Copy !req
1365. No.Copy !req
1366. Ohh.
Poor little thing.Copy !req
1367. No wonder you turned out
the way you did.Copy !req
1368. Ohh.Copy !req
1369. And sometimes when we touchCopy !req
1370. the honesty's too muchCopy !req
1371. Morning, pappy.Copy !req
1372. You must be tired.Copy !req
1373. You get any sleep?Copy !req
1374. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1375. Heh heh. I said,
you get any sleep?Copy !req
1376. Pappy!Copy !req
1377. Pappy?Copy !req
1378. Pappy?Copy !req
1379. Pappy? Pappy! Stop!Copy !req
1380. Aah!Copy !req
1381. Oh! Ow!Copy !req
1382. Yow! Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
1383. You have a phone?Copy !req
1384. Yello.Copy !req
1385. Hello?Copy !req
1386. Hi. Is Chloe there?Copy !req
1387. Uh, who can I
say is calling?Copy !req
1388. It's Jimmy.Copy !req
1389. Oh. Hello, Jimmy.Copy !req
1390. Where the hell are you?Copy !req
1391. I'm really close. Like,
in New York, I think.Copy !req
1392. Look, I don't mean to
burst your bubble, jimbo,Copy !req
1393. but if you got
a thing for Chloe,Copy !req
1394. it's not gonna happen, ok?Copy !req
1395. We're getting married
in one hour.Copy !req
1396. What are you expecting
to happen, huh?Copy !req
1397. You can't even touch her.Copy !req
1398. How are you gonna have children?Copy !req
1399. Do you even have sperm?Copy !req
1400. Face it, dude,
you're a charity case.Copy !req
1401. Chloe just felt sorry for you
because you
lived in a bubble.Copy !req
1402. Do us all a favor.Copy !req
1403. Go on back to palmdale
where you belong.Copy !req
1404. I wasn't quite sureCopy !req
1405. what mark
meant about the sperm...Copy !req
1406. But he was right
about one thing.Copy !req
1407. Even if I did get there...Copy !req
1408. I couldn't ever really
hold Chloe in my armsCopy !req
1409. or kiss her for real.Copy !req
1410. I really was a freak.Copy !req
1411. Hello.Copy !req
1412. Hi, Dr. Phreak.Copy !req
1413. It's Jimmy.Copy !req
1414. Jimmy who?Copy !req
1415. The bubble boy.Copy !req
1416. Jimmy?Copy !req
1417. Give me that!Copy !req
1418. That's my phone!Copy !req
1419. Hello? Jimmy?Copy !req
1420. Mom?Copy !req
1421. Jimmy!Copy !req
1422. What are you doing
with Dr. Phreak?Copy !req
1423. Where are you?Copy !req
1424. Oh! Ok, sweetheart,
we'll be right there.Copy !req
1425. Don't move!Copy !req
1426. Morton, we've got our boy back!Copy !req
1427. Gimme that.Copy !req
1428. Aah! Ow! Ooh!Copy !req
1429. Ow! Eek! Ohh!Copy !req
1430. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
1431. Mama.Copy !req
1432. Ohh! Aah!Copy !req
1433. I never stole anything beforeCopy !req
1434. and I just fell off
a dead man's carCopy !req
1435. and this is the girl
I love's favorite beerCopy !req
1436. and I was just wondering,
could I borrow it?Copy !req
1437. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1438. Thanks.Copy !req
1439. Now open the safe!Copy !req
1440. Do it! Chop chop!Copy !req
1441. Ohh...Copy !req
1442. Aah!Copy !req
1443. The sweet lord has
delivered you from evil.Copy !req
1444. Ohh!Copy !req
1445. I must say, you put us
through heck, young man!Copy !req
1446. But I think you learned
a valuable lesson.Copy !req
1447. There's no place like home.Copy !req
1448. Ok, Morton, load him in the car.Copy !req
1449. The spirit's burning
so strong in my bosom,Copy !req
1450. I think I have
to wee-wee.Copy !req
1451. How... ahem... how
was it out there?Copy !req
1452. Was it fun?Copy !req
1453. You can see the moon today.Copy !req
1454. You know, it kind of
makes you wonderCopy !req
1455. what would have happened
if Neil ArmstrongCopy !req
1456. had gone all the way
to the moon...Copy !req
1457. And then never
stepped on the surface.Copy !req
1458. Jimmy!Copy !req
1459. Morton, where's Jimmy?Copy !req
1460. What happened?Copy !req
1461. Jimmy! Jimmy!Copy !req
1462. Jimmy! Come to mommy!Copy !req
1463. No, mom! I'm sorry!Copy !req
1464. I gotta do this!Copy !req
1465. It's all right to tell meCopy !req
1466. I'm not coming home!Copy !req
1467. Jimmy!Copy !req
1468. Todd!Copy !req
1469. Jimmy!Copy !req
1470. Todd, we love you!Copy !req
1471. We've come to set you free!Copy !req
1472. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
1473. Back off, bitch!Copy !req
1474. He's the messiah!Copy !req
1475. We love you, Todd!Copy !req
1476. Jimmy, no!Copy !req
1477. Pedal to the metal, flippy!Copy !req
1478. Look!Copy !req
1479. I guess this is growing upCopy !req
1480. hey!Copy !req
1481. Whoa!Copy !req
1482. Oh!Copy !req
1483. Jimmy!Copy !req
1484. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1485. Vaya con dios, bubble boy.Copy !req
1486. Hang on, kid.Copy !req
1487. Pappy?Copy !req
1488. Wh... aah! Shit!Copy !req
1489. Watch out!Copy !req
1490. Slim?Copy !req
1491. Wildfire?Copy !req
1492. WildfireCopy !req
1493. What happened
to you, pappy?Copy !req
1494. I thought you were dead.Copy !req
1495. I ain't pappy.Copy !req
1496. I ain't talked to that
sumbitch brother of mineCopy !req
1497. in 86 years.Copy !req
1498. And that's all
on account of that...Copy !req
1499. poon!Copy !req
1500. Poonani!Copy !req
1501. Poonani?Copy !req
1502. Sister to poon.Copy !req
1503. Pappy talked about poon,Copy !req
1504. but he never mentioned
any poonani, pippy.Copy !req
1505. Oh! Ha ha!Copy !req
1506. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
1507. I made it! I made it!Copy !req
1508. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1509. Niagara falls!Copy !req
1510. Niagara falls!Copy !req
1511. Oh, there's the church!Copy !req
1512. There's the church!Copy !req
1513. Chloe! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1514. Take me down, pippy!Copy !req
1515. Take me down!Copy !req
1516. Oh, we're goin' down.Copy !req
1517. Very fast.Copy !req
1518. Pippy!Copy !req
1519. Aah!Copy !req
1520. Chloe!Copy !req
1521. You didn't break out
of that bubble roomCopy !req
1522. to play it safe.Copy !req
1523. Don't live in regret, ese.Copy !req
1524. No regrets.Copy !req
1525. No regrets.Copy !req
1526. No regrets. No regrets.Copy !req
1527. No regrets! No regrets!Copy !req
1528. No regrets!Copy !req
1529. I made it! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1530. Score, dude.Copy !req
1531. Mmm.Copy !req
1532. Mmm.Copy !req
1533. I'm late! I'm late!Copy !req
1534. Do you, mark, take Chloe...Copy !req
1535. To be your lawfully wedded wife?Copy !req
1536. To honor and cherish,
in sickness and in health,Copy !req
1537. as long as you both shall live?Copy !req
1538. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1539. I'm almost there!Copy !req
1540. I'm almost...Copy !req
1541. And do you, Chloe...Copy !req
1542. Take mark to be your
lawfully wedded husband,Copy !req
1543. to honor and cherish,
in sickness and in health,Copy !req
1544. as long as you both shall live?Copy !req
1545. Come on, babe.Copy !req
1546. Easy question.Copy !req
1547. Chloe!Copy !req
1548. Chloe!Copy !req
1549. Jimmy!Copy !req
1550. Hey, dude, what the hell
are you doing here?Copy !req
1551. I thought I told you
to head on home?Copy !req
1552. Just hold on a second, vato.Copy !req
1553. Vato?Copy !req
1554. Shut up!Copy !req
1555. Am I out of line here?Copy !req
1556. Chloe, I...Copy !req
1557. What?Copy !req
1558. What?Copy !req
1559. Jimmy, what are you doing?Copy !req
1560. Jimmy?Copy !req
1561. Jimmy?Copy !req
1562. I'd rather spend
one minute holding youCopy !req
1563. than the rest of my life
knowing I never could.Copy !req
1564. So if you don't mind...Copy !req
1565. May I kiss the bride?Copy !req
1566. Is it me?Copy !req
1567. I love you.Copy !req
1568. I love you, Chloe.Copy !req
1569. Jimmy?Copy !req
1570. Forever.Copy !req
1571. Ok?Copy !req
1572. Jimmy? No!Copy !req
1573. Jimmy!Copy !req
1574. Jimmy?Copy !req
1575. I love you, Jimmy.Copy !req
1576. I've always loved you.Copy !req
1577. He's dead!Copy !req
1578. You killed him!Copy !req
1579. Oh!Copy !req
1580. Ohh!Copy !req
1581. Oh, Jimmy!Copy !req
1582. My little sweet Jimmy.Copy !req
1583. Ohh.Copy !req
1584. Oh, my angel.Copy !req
1585. My precious little one.Copy !req
1586. My angel.Copy !req
1587. Tell him.Copy !req
1588. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1589. Tell him what?Copy !req
1590. He's not dead.Copy !req
1591. You're not dead, Jimmy.Copy !req
1592. He's lying.Copy !req
1593. Tell him.Copy !req
1594. Tell him everything.Copy !req
1595. Ohh...Copy !req
1596. You're not dead, Jimmy.Copy !req
1597. I'm not?Copy !req
1598. Ohh!Copy !req
1599. You developed immunities
when you were 4.Copy !req
1600. I couldn't bear
to let the world
ruin you with its filth!Copy !req
1601. There are so
many awful things
out there, Jimmy.Copy !req
1602. There's so many horrible...Copy !req
1603. I love you, mom.Copy !req
1604. Oh!Copy !req
1605. Ohh. Mmm.Copy !req
1606. Ain't that sweet.Copy !req
1607. Oh.Copy !req
1608. So...Copy !req
1609. Since I'm not dead, um...Copy !req
1610. Wouldn't it be niceCopy !req
1611. if we were olderCopy !req
1612. then we wouldn't
have to wait so longCopy !req
1613. wouldn't it be nice
to live togetherCopy !req
1614. in the kind of world
where we belongCopy !req
1615. may Shiva bless your union.Copy !req
1616. Thanks for the ice cream
cake, pushpop.Copy !req
1617. Well said, master.Copy !req
1618. You know, you don't have
to follow me this closely.Copy !req
1619. Everyone!Copy !req
1620. The buffet is open!Copy !req
1621. Winner! Winner! Winner!Copy !req
1622. Here.Copy !req
1623. For your honeymoon.Copy !req
1624. What is it?Copy !req
1625. $500!Copy !req
1626. $500?Copy !req
1627. $500!Copy !req
1628. $500.Copy !req
1629. $500!Copy !req
1630. $500!Copy !req
1631. $500!Copy !req
1632. $500!Copy !req
1633. $500!Copy !req
1634. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1635. It's a long story.Copy !req
1636. I'll tell you on the honeymoon.Copy !req
1637. Thank you.Copy !req
1638. To family.Copy !req
1639. That's right.Copy !req
1640. And my 40.Copy !req
1641. Have fun, you two!Copy !req
1642. You, too, mom.Copy !req
1643. Don't worry. We will.Copy !req
1644. Hit it, slim.Copy !req
1645. Hit it, ace.Copy !req
1646. To friendship.Copy !req
1647. To friendship.Copy !req
1648. L'il zip:
Now we're gonna party!Copy !req
1649. Jimmy!Copy !req
1650. Congratulations, kids.Copy !req
1651. Ready to take off?Copy !req
1652. Pippy?Copy !req
1653. You're right about family, kid.Copy !req
1654. Pappy?Copy !req
1655. Poon!Copy !req
1656. Poonani! Poonani!Copy !req
1657. Wouldn't it be niceCopy !req
1658. Wouldn't it be nice, oh, babyCopy !req
1659. sleep tight, my babyCopy !req
1660. good night, my babyCopy !req
1661. sleep tightCopy !req
1662. BrightCopy !req
1663. and shinyCopy !req
1664. brightCopy !req
1665. and shinyCopy !req
1666. people all across the landCopy !req
1667. come and join our happy bandCopy !req
1668. always happy, never gayCopy !req
1669. livin' clean is a-okCopy !req
1670. brightCopy !req
1671. and shinyCopy !req
1672. brightCopy !req
1673. and shinyCopy !req
1674. if you save yourself for GodCopy !req
1675. you will get the golden rodCopy !req
1676. give up on societyCopy !req
1677. we will be your familyCopy !req
1678. brightCopy !req
1679. and shinyCopy !req
1680. brightCopy !req
1681. and shinyCopy !req
1682. BrightCopy !req
1683. and shinyCopy !req
1684. brightCopy !req
1685. and shinyCopy !req
1686. people all across the landCopy !req
1687. come and join our happy bandCopy !req
1688. always happy, never gayCopy !req
1689. livin' clean is a-okCopy !req
1690. brightCopy !req
1691. and shinyCopy !req
1692. brightCopy !req
1693. and shinyCopy !req
1694. if you save yourself for GodCopy !req
1695. you will get the golden rodCopy !req
1696. give up on societyCopy !req
1697. we will be your familyCopy !req
1698. brightCopy !req
1699. and shinyCopy !req
1700. brightCopy !req
1701. and shinyCopy !req
1702. l'il zip:
Oh, I love Cadillacs!Copy !req
1703. Chicken man:
Shotgun!Copy !req
1704. Shut up, chicken!Copy !req
1705. We'll never fit.Copy !req
1706. Whup that ass!Copy !req