1. Good morning, Miss Swallow.
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2. - Why, what's the matter?
- Dr. Huxley is thinking.
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3. Alice, I think this one
must belong in the tail.
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4. Nonsense. You tried it in the tail yesterday
and it didn't fit.
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5. Yes, that's right. I did, didn't I?
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6. David, it's a telegram for you from Utah.
It's from the expedition.
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7. The expedition! Open it. I'll be right down.
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8. David, they found it! They found it, David!
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9. Not the intercostal clavicle?
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10. It's on its way. It'll be here tomorrow.
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11. Just think of it, Professor.
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12. The very last bone we needed
to complete the brontosaurus.
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13. The intercostal clavicle is arriving
tomorrow after four years' hard work.
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14. - Congratulations, my boy.
- Isn't it great? I can hardly believe it!
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15. Stop it. Really, David, there's a time
and place for everything.
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16. What will Prof. LaTouche think?
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17. After all, you're getting married tomorrow.
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18. - Yes, I know we are...
- Right, we're getting married tomorrow.
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19. Isn't that odd? Two important things
happening on the same day.
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20. I think the occasion calls for a celebration.
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21. Don't worry, we'll celebrate.
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22. We're going away
directly after we're married.
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23. Going away? What are you thinking of,
David? After receiving this telegram?
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24. As soon as we're married,
we're coming directly back here...
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25. - and you're going on with your work.
- Alice.
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26. Now, once and for all, David,
nothing must interfere with your work.
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27. Our marriage must entail
no domestic entanglements of any kind.
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28. - You mean...
- I mean of any kind, David.
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29. Alice, I was sort of hoping...
You mean children, all that sort of thing?
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30. Exactly. This will be our child.
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31. Yes, David, I see our marriage
purely as a dedication to your work.
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32. Alice, everybody has to have
a honeymoon and...
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33. We haven't time.
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34. You have an appointment this afternoon.
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35. - Have I? What for?
- To play golf with Mr. Peabody.
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36. What Peabody?
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37. The Alexander Peabody
who represents Mrs. Carleton Random.
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38. Now let me think.
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39. Who may donate $1 million
to the museum to complete all this.
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40. Oh, sure! That Mr. Peabody.
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41. $1 million.
That's pretty white of Mr. Peabody.
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42. You haven't got it yet.
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43. Let me remind you that a lot depends
on the impression you make on him.
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44. Don't worry. After I've received this,
I feel good for anything.
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45. I'll wow him, I'll knock him for a loop.
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46. David, no slang.
Remember who and what you are.
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47. - That's right.
- Go on. You mustn't keep him waiting.
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48. - Goodbye, Alice. I mean, Professor.
- Don't forget your golf clubs.
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49. Remember, let Mr. Peabody win.
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50. Yes, Alice. I will.
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51. Oh, dear. Excuse me.
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52. I can't tell you, Mr. Peabody...
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53. how much this endowment
would mean to the museum...
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54. and to me personally.
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55. If you could just give me
some assurance...
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56. If you could give me some assurance
that you'd...
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57. consider us first before you donate that
million to anyone else, I'd appreciate it.
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58. Dr. Huxley, you seem to be
under some misapprehension.
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59. I haven't got $1 million.
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60. I represent the possible donor,
Mrs. Carleton Random...
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61. whose legal advisor I happen to be.
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62. Yes, of course. I forgot.
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63. Mr. Peabody, then I wonder...
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64. if you could use your influence
with Mrs. Random, that would be nice.
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65. Dr. Huxley, when I play golf,
I only talk golf...
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66. - and then only between shots.
- Yes, of course. I'm sorry.
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67. Couldn't we continue this discussion
over a whisky and soda after our game?
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68. Yes, we could.
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69. Meantime, I believe you hooked your ball.
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70. Yes, I did.
I'll be with you in a minute, Mr. Peabody.
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71. Yes. All right.
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72. Look! You can't...
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73. That's my ball. Just a minute!
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74. Here's hoping.
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75. I say, just a minute. I beg your pardon.
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76. Oh, dear.
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77. - You shouldn't do that, you know.
- What shouldn't I do?
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78. Talk while someone's shooting.
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79. Anyway, I forgive you
because I got a good shot.
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80. - You don't understand.
- It's right next to the pin.
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81. That has nothing to do with it.
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82. - You playing through?
- I've just teed off.
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83. You must be a stranger here.
You should be over there.
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84. This is the 18th fairway and I'm on
the green. If I sink this, I'll beat my record.
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85. Be there in a minute!
What kind of ball are you playing?
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86. - PGA.
- I'm playing a CrowFlight.
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87. I like a PGA better.
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88. I'm trying to prove
that you're playing my ball.
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89. A PGA has two black dots,
and a CrowFlight has a circle.
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90. I'm not superstitious.
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91. - That has nothing to do with it.
- Stop talking and take out the pin.
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92. Oh, my, this is so silly.
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93. See? It's a circle.
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94. Of course. Do you think
it would roll if it were square?
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95. I have reference to a mark on the ball.
That proves it's a CrowFlight. That's mine.
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96. What does it matter?
It's only a game, anyway.
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97. Young lady, you don't seem to realize...
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98. you've placed me
in a very embarrassing position.
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99. Really? I'm sorry.
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100. The most important lawyer in New York
is waiting for me on the first fairway.
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101. Then it's silly of you
to be fooling around on the 18th green.
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102. You don't mind if I take this with me?
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103. Not at all.
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104. Tell the caddy master to put it in my bag
when you're finished.
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105. Huxley, come on!
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106. Yes, I'll be with you in a minute,
Mr. Peabody!
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107. Hey, mister, I think that's your car.
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108. I'll be with you in a minute, Mr. Peabody!
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109. What do you think you're doing?
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110. I'm trying to un-park my car.
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111. - Oh, hello.
- This is my car!
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112. Good. Would you mind
moving it out of the way?
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113. - No. This is my car.
- Yes, I understand that.
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114. If you move it back four feet,
I'll be able to get out.
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115. I'm afraid you've made a mistake.
Maybe this is yours. What did you say?
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116. I said if you move it back about four feet,
I'll be able to get out.
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117. I'm in a terrible hurry, and I can't budge.
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118. - You want me to move your car?
- Would you mind terribly?
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119. - Yes, I will, but...
- That would be awfully kind.
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120. - Take it very easy.
- Yes, I'll go slowly.
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121. What are you doing?
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122. I have to get into position.
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123. Please be careful.
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124. I will. Now, you say when.
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125. - Yes, all right.
- Am I clear?
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126. Yes, you're clear now.
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127. - Now look what you've done.
- That's all right. I'm insured.
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128. I don't care whether you're insured or not!
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129. Let me drive this car.
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130. It's all right. It's an old wreck, anyway.
It doesn't matter.
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131. You don't understand. This is my car!
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132. - You mean this is your car?
- Of course.
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133. Your golf ball, your car?
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134. Is there anything in the world
that doesn't belong to you?
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135. Yes, thank heaven. You!
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136. Now, don't lose your temper.
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137. Young lady, I'm not losing my temper.
I'm merely trying to play some golf.
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138. You choose the funniest places.
This is a parking lot.
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139. Will you get out of my car?
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140. - Get off my running board.
- This is my running board!
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141. All right, honey, stay there.
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142. Help me!
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143. Don't think everything
in the world is yours.
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144. This is my car, I'll handle it.
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145. If you want to come with me, go ahead.
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146. I'll be with you in a minute, Mr. Peabody!
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147. Good evening, sir.
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148. I'm looking for Mr. Alexander Peabody.
I believe he's dining here.
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149. Mr. Peabody has not arrived yet.
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150. Is that so? Well, I'll just wait.
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151. - Yes, sir.
- Good evening, Louis.
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152. - Good evening, Mr. Brown. Right this way.
- Thank you.
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153. May I check your hat, sir?
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154. - Excuse me?
- Check your hat?
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155. No, I better... Maybe you'd...
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156. I'm sorry.
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157. Look at that. I dropped my hat.
I'd better hang on to it.
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158. - Now, watch very carefully.
- I'm watching.
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159. I take an olive, I throw it in that glass,
but there it is.
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160. - Now I throw it in that one.
- Wait. Now, without the... Go on.
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161. Watch.
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162. I know what happens. That's wonderful.
You take three, don't you?
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163. Only you cheated.
You can see me take three.
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164. You throw it in the glass.
Take another one, throw it.
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165. - Good!
- And then you do this.
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166. I'm so sorry. Oh, hello.
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167. You're sitting on your hat.
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168. - I know it.
- That's silly. Get up. I'm awfully sorry.
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169. I couldn't be more apologetic, really.
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170. Well, I might have known you were here.
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171. I had a feeling just as I hit the floor.
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172. That was your hat.
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173. Look at it. Look.
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174. Yes, it's too bad, isn't it?
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175. Joe here was showing me a trick,
and the olive got away.
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176. First you drop an olive,
then I sit on my hat. It all fits perfectly.
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177. You can't do that trick
without dropping some of the olives.
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178. It takes practice.
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179. What, to sit on my hat?
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180. No, to drop an olive.
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181. Now, if you're going to be angry with me,
what can I do?
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182. Go away.
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183. No. I was here first.
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184. - Then I'll go away.
- What, you...
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185. Won't you just take the olive dish?
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186. No, it's all right.
I'll sit here. You don't mind, do you?
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187. - Not at all.
- This is rather difficult.
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188. - I guess it is.
- Goodness.
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189. Your face is familiar.
Haven't we met somewhere?
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190. Not to my knowledge.
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191. You're wrong. My name's Susan Vance.
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192. I'm Dr. Fritz Lehman.
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193. That's all right. You can sit down.
I don't mind at all.
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194. - You may have heard me lecture.
- What do you lecture about?
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195. I usually talk about nervous disorders.
I am a psychiatrist.
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196. Oh, crazy people.
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197. We dislike the use of that word.
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198. All people who behave strangely
are not insane.
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199. Is that so?
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200. Would you mind if I asked your
professional opinion about something?
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201. Not at all.
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202. What would you say about a man
who follows a girl around...
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203. and then when she talks to him,
he fights with her?
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204. Fights with her?
Is the young man your fiancé?
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205. No. I don't know,
I never even saw him before today.
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206. No, he just follows me around
and fights with me.
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207. The love impulse in man very frequently
reveals itself in terms of conflict.
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208. The love impulse?
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210. my rough guess would be
that he has a fixation on you. A fixation...
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211. Wait a minute, I can't remember
more than that. A fixation?
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212. "The love impulse in man frequently
reveals itself in terms of conflict."
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213. - That's right.
- I'm eternally grateful to you.
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214. You're absolutely wonderful.
Thank you very much.
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215. Do you know why you're following me?
You're a fixation.
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216. I'm not following you.
I haven't moved from this spot.
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217. Please, you're following me.
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218. Don't be absurd.
Who's always behind whom?
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219. My dear young lady,
I haven't been behind anything...
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220. but what they call the eight ball.
I haven't been all day.
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221. - You're angry, aren't you?
- Yes, I am.
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222. The love impulse in man frequently
reveals itself in terms of conflict.
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223. - Excuse me. The what impulse?
- Love impulse.
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224. The trouble with you is that you have a...
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225. Look, all I'm trying to do...
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226. is find the gentleman whom,
thanks to you...
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227. I abandoned on the golf course today.
That's all. Now please go...
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228. Say, this isn't...
Where do you suppose I...
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229. - Hold this a minute. I'll be right back.
- Yes.
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230. Missed.
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231. - I'm sorry I was so long.
- It's quite all right.
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232. I had a very entertaining conversation
with a young lady who does tricks...
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233. with olives when she gets it right.
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234. Fritz, where's my purse?
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235. I thought you had it with you.
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236. No, I left it right here on the table.
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237. - My diamond pin was in it.
- Your diamond pin?
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238. You just lost a diamond pin.
We're going to find it, all right?
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239. - Don't worry about it.
- Excuse me.
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240. Why, there it is. Thank you very much.
It's very kind of you.
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241. - Thank you.
- Why, no.
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242. This is my purse. My diamond pin is in it.
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243. - Will you please...
- No, I'm afraid...
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244. - Give me that.
- Will you please hand it over?
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245. - Do something about it.
- Keep out of it, darling.
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246. - I did the trick.
- You did? Good.
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247. It is madness for you
to say it's not my wife's.
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248. You've made a slight blunder.
This belongs...
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249. There is the young lady.
Isn't this your purse?
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250. - No, this is my purse.
- There you are. Hand it over.
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251. Just a minute.
Didn't you give me this purse to hold?
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252. Yes, that's right, I did.
I gave him the purse to hold.
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253. There's been a mistake. I lost my purse.
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254. I must've picked up your wife's purse
by mistake.
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255. I wanted him to stay here,
so I gave him this purse...
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256. while I went to find mine.
I was coming back.
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257. - Now, that's all perfectly clear, isn't it?
- No, it isn't.
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258. - She's going to give me an explanation.
- No!
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259. My dear sir, it never will be clear
as long as she's explaining it.
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260. - Now please let me go.
- Just a minute.
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261. He's innocent.
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262. Now you have your wife's purse,
I have my purse...
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263. and Louie will explain it all to you
and everything will be all right.
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264. Please listen.
You can't think I did that intentionally.
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265. If I could think,
I'd have run when I saw you.
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266. If you'd only let me explain.
I just gave you my purse to...
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267. You've torn your coat.
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268. Now, I didn't do it on purpose.
That's not right. It's not my fault.
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269. I did it, but I didn't mean to do it.
I just caught hold of your coat.
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270. Will you do something for me?
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271. A needle?
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272. No, it's simpler than that.
Let's play a game.
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273. What?
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274. Watch. I'll put my hand over my eyes,
and then you go away. See?
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275. Then I'll count to 10,
and when I take my hand down...
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276. you will be gone. One...
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277. I like that. I was only trying to be nice.
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278. Thank you.
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279. Just a minute!
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280. You can't talk to me that way
then crawl out of it.
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281. - When I'm mad, I'm mad.
- Something horrible has happened.
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282. Don't tell me about it.
Just get out of it as best you can.
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283. Please stop following me around,
fixation or no fixation. I've had enough.
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284. - Stop talking, so I can tell you...
- Will you stop crowding me?
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285. - I'm just trying to tell you, you've torn...
- No, I didn't.
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286. - If you'd waited for my explanation...
- Not my coat...
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287. your coat would still be very all right.
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288. - What is the matter with you?
- You see, I...
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289. Do you realize you're making
a fool out of yourself?
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290. You can't tell me I tore your coat.
There's such a thing as being fair.
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291. Will you please stop doing that
with your hat?
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292. Just stand there, will you?
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293. What in the world is going on?
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294. - No! Please don't move!
- I've had enough of this.
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295. Listen to me. Let's get out of here.
Just start walking.
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297. Well, I'm quite sure
that I don't want to walk with you.
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298. I hope you realize that you've made
a perfect spectacle of yourself.
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299. Have you finished?
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300. - Yes.
- Thank you.
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301. Don't just stand there. Do something.
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302. Oh, my goodness. Get behind me.
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303. - I am behind you.
- Get closer.
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304. I can't get any closer. Are you ready?
Be calm. Left foot first.
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305. - Go straight out the door.
- I have to meet someone here. There he is.
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306. Don't you dare leave me.
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307. I'll be with you in a minute, sir.
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308. It's very important that I meet this man
to explain to him what happened...
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309. although if I saw him,
I wouldn't know what to say.
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310. It's perfectly simple.
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311. Tell him you met someone you knew
and were detained.
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312. I can picture myself explaining our exit
from the Ritz Plaza to Mr. Peabody.
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313. It's not Boopie that you're trying to see?
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314. No. His name's Peabody.
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315. Alexander Peabody.
But that's Boopie, and I know him well.
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316. I was going to have supper
with him tonight. He'll do anything I ask.
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317. - Let's go to the Ritz and catch him.
- I'd better go there alone.
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318. If we miss him there,
we'll go out to Riverdale. There you are.
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319. - I couldn't spend that much time.
- Riverdale's only half an hour away.
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320. Yes, but I have to go to Carnegie Hall
to meet Miss Swallow.
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321. - Miss Swallow?
- Yes. I'm engaged to Miss Swallow.
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322. Engaged to be married?
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323. - That's right.
- That's nice.
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324. - Then she won't mind waiting, will she?
- I wouldn't like to...
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325. If I were engaged to you,
I wouldn't mind waiting at all.
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326. - I'd wait for ever.
- But it wouldn't be right.
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327. - I finally got you here, didn't I?
- Yes.
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in Riverdale alike?
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330. Because if they don't, we've passed
this one six times in the last hour.
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331. But it was such a lovely night
for a drive. Come on.
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332. Oh, dear.
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333. There aren't any lights.
Mr. Peabody must have gone to bed.
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334. No, he couldn't have gone
to bed this soon. It's early.
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335. If they expected you, they could,
with the covers over their heads.
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336. If you don't stop nagging, I won't help you
arrange matters with Boopie.
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337. I've a feeling it might be better
if you didn't.
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338. - Why?
- I don't think we ought to do this, Susan.
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339. If we wake him up, he'll be irritable.
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340. I don't think it's gonna work,
but I know where Boopie sleeps.
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341. You can't climb
in a man's bedroom window.
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342. I know. It's on the second floor.
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343. Please, it's too late now.
You can't wake him up.
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344. Can't I?
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345. What are you doing?
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346. - Pebbles.
- What for?
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347. If you throw pebbles against a window,
people think it's hail...
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348. and then they come and close the window.
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349. I know we ought to go now,
but somehow I can't move.
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350. I guess they weren't big enough.
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351. Why not...
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352. What?
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353. - Here's a pip.
- Just a minute!
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355. Don't worry,
everything's going to be all right.
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356. Tomorrow, when Boopie's calmed down,
we'll go and see him together.
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357. Now, just a moment. Don't think
that I don't appreciate all you've done...
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359. Just a moment. But there are limits
to what a man can bear.
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360. Besides, tomorrow afternoon
I'm going to get married.
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361. What for?
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362. Because... Anyway, I'm going
to get married, and don't interrupt.
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regarded me as a man of some dignity.
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that I have some dignity.
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366. because after all, in moments of quiet,
I'm strangely drawn towards you...
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367. but there haven't been
any quiet moments.
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368. Our relationship has been
a series of misadventures...
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369. from beginning to end.
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370. So if you don't mind,
I'll see Mr. Peabody alone and unarmed.
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371. Without me?
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372. Yes, without you,
and definitely without you.
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373. Now, Susan, I'm going to say goodnight.
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374. And I hope that I never set eyes
on you again. Goodnight.
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375. Yes, I did see Mr. Peabody,
but I didn't see him.
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376. That is, I didn't see him really.
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377. Yes, I spoke to him twice,
but I didn't talk to him.
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378. But I don't understand.
Did you see him or didn't you?
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379. No, I don't know.
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381. There's someone at the door.
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382. You see, there are some things
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384. Yes, Alice.
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385. Now, Alice,
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386. there's one thing we must have clear.
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387. I don't want any woman interfering
with my affairs. It's fatal.
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388. That's the stuff, buddy.
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389. - What do you want?
- Dr. Huxley?
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390. Sign here.
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391. Just a minute, Alice.
I have to sign something.
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392. Alice, it's arrived!
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Yes, isn't that wonderful?
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394. Isn't that a marvelous wedding present?
Thank you.
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395. You see, I'm going to be married
this afternoon.
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396. Don't let it throw you, buddy.
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397. Yes, Alice. Yes, isn't it great?
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398. Alice, I'm so excited.
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399. I'll tell you what you do.
You go on down to the museum...
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400. and I'll meet you there right away.
Goodbye.
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401. Hello. Oh, it's you.
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402. I can't hear very well.
Come closer to the telephone.
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403. I said, "Good morning, David."
Do you want a leopard?
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404. Why should I want a leopard?
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405. For that matter, why should I?
But I've got one.
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406. - Where would you get a leopard?
- I wouldn't get a leopard.
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407. My brother Mark got him.
He's hunting in Brazil and he caught him.
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408. Of course. It's a stuffed leopard.
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409. Of course. Why should my brother
be hunting stuffed leopards in Brazil...
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410. when he can find them right here
in New York?
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411. David, it's lucky I met you yesterday,
because you're the only zoologist I know.
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412. Of course I know what a zoologist is.
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413. Get out of here. No, not you, David.
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414. Baby, get back into that bathroom.
You're making a nuisance of yourself.
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415. No, not you, David.
No, I want you to come right over.
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416. David, don't be irrelevant.
The point is, I have a leopard.
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417. The question is,
what am I going to do with it?
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418. Susan, I regret to say
the leopard is your problem.
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419. You mean you refuse to help me?
David, you can't do that.
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420. You can't leave me alone with a leopard.
I'll come and get you in my...
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422. Is it the leopard?
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423. No. Nothing happened to me, David,
I just...
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424. I mean, the leopard!
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425. David, the leopard!
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426. Can you hear me, Susan?
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427. Susan, be brave! I'll be right there!
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428. Hold on there, Susan!
Susan! Can you hear me?
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429. I'll be there, Susan!
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430. - You're all right.
- Yes, I'm all right.
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431. - You lied to me!
- No. Just a little.
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432. Telling me a ridiculous story
about a leopard.
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433. - I have a leopard. Right in there.
- Where is it?
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434. - I don't believe you.
- But you have to believe me.
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435. I've been the victim
of your unbridled imagination once more.
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436. Chasing all the way...
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437. That'll teach you to go around
saying things about people.
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438. You've got to get out of this apartment.
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439. But I can't. I have a lease.
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440. You've got to get that thing out of here.
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441. Don't worry, he's all right.
What are you gonna do?
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442. - Call the zoo.
- You can't!
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443. That's the meanest thing I ever heard.
He's a pet, he'd be miserable in a zoo.
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444. Listen. From my brother Mark:
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445. "Dear Susan, I'm sending you Baby."
That's Baby.
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446. "Guard him with your life.
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447. "He's three years old, gentle,
and he likes dogs."
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448. I don't know whether that means he eats
dogs or is fond of them. Mark's so vague.
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449. "He also likes that song, I Can't Give You
Anything but Love, Baby. "
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450. - That's absurd!
- No, it isn't, really. Listen.
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451. This is probably the silliest thing
that ever happened to me.
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452. It's silly but true.
He absolutely adores the tune.
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453. What's the difference?
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454. It's silly that he likes such an old tune.
I imagine that down in Brazil...
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455. - Stop this, Susan.
- Let me show him to you.
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456. Don't go near the door! Dear, dear.
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457. Watch, David.
He'll go right toward the music.
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458. Look at that. Isn't this remarkable?
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459. It loves it, David.
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460. If we put the Victrola in the bathroom,
will it go back in?
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461. Yes, but the music sounds better out here.
Besides, he likes it.
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462. Here it comes.
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463. Now go away! Please go away!
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464. I'm gonna get out of here.
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465. Susan, I don't like leopards.
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466. - Just think of him as a house cat.
- I don't like cats either.
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467. - Stand still. Don't be nervous.
- Make him stand still!
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468. Don't be silly.
You can't make a leopard stand still.
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469. Do something. Turn off that Victrola.
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470. I don't think it's the music. I think it's you.
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471. I think you've found a real friend.
Isn't it affectionate, like a baby kitten?
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472. I never saw anything take such a liking
to anyone. It'd follow you anywhere.
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473. We'll have no trouble
taking it to Connecticut.
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474. My farm in Westlake, Connecticut.
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475. I'm not going to Westlake, Connecticut.
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476. I will not be involved
in any more harebrained schemes.
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477. Imagine Aunt Elizabeth coming here
and running smack into a leopard.
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478. That would be an end to my $1 million.
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479. If you had an aunt who was going to give
you $1 million and she found a leopard...
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480. - in your apartment, what would you do?
- I don't know.
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481. You have to help me.
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482. There are only two things I have to do,
finish my brontosaurus and get married.
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483. Go on, quitter.
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484. It's no good calling me names,
because I won't argue with you anymore.
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485. I don't want anything to do with a leopard.
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486. Go on, Baby, down the stairs.
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487. Good morning.
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488. - Good morning, Professor.
- Good morning.
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489. You'd better change your mind
about coming to Connecticut.
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490. Susan, we settled that question
once and for all.
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491. But what about my leopard?
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492. That's your problem.
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493. It's not all my problem.
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494. Susan, will you please go away?
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495. All right. Since he likes you so much,
I've decided to give him to you.
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496. I won't take him.
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497. You've got him.
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498. Don't go away! I've got the leopard!
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499. Oh, dear, look at that.
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500. No, David,
all I was doing was driving along.
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501. You were standing on the sidewalk yelling,
and looking very silly.
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502. You know very well
you tricked me into this trip.
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503. Look. Eating your car.
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504. Look at the road!
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505. I have a feeling
something horrible is going to happen.
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506. Everything's going to be all right.
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507. I don't care anymore.
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508. Hello. What's the matter,
did you get Ionely?
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509. Susan, if you know any shortcuts,
please take them.
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510. We'll be there in no time.
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511. I just want to deliver this leopard,
take the first train back to town...
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512. and forget
the last 24 hours ever happened.
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513. Now, what's wrong with the last 24 hours?
I've had a wonderful time.
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514. Susan, I don't know.
You look at everything upside down.
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515. I've never known anyone quite like you.
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516. You've just had a bad day, that's all.
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517. That's a masterpiece of understatement.
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518. Look, I can't discuss anything with you...
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519. with Baby breathing
down the back of my neck.
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520. Get down. Go on. Now lie down.
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521. Susan, duck!
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522. Never hang on to a leopard's tail!
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523. Sing, David!
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524. Anyway, I still insist that he was
right in the middle of the road.
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525. I've never hit anything
that was in the right place.
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526. That wagon was on the side of the road.
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527. It was straight ahead of me.
That's why I hit it.
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528. - What time is it?
- We'll be there in no time.
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529. We just have to stop at Westlake
and get some meat for Baby.
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530. Why, he's already had an assortment
of ducks and chickens.
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531. Not to mention a couple of swans.
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532. All feathers.
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533. Yeah, very expensive feathers.
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534. I don't see how any pair of swans
could cost $150. That was a gyp.
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535. If you'd run, as I told you to,
we shouldn't have had to pay for them.
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536. Susan, when a man is wrestling a leopard
in the middle of a pond...
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537. he's in no position to run.
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538. There it is, David. Please hurry up.
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539. Why, of all places,
when you have a leopard in the car...
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540. did you stop in a town
where there's a circus?
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541. I didn't stop because there's a circus,
but Baby's going to be hungry.
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542. Please hurry.
If Baby wakes up, we'll be in trouble.
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543. I don't suppose it will make any difference,
but you're parked in front of a fireplug.
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544. I know it. Don't worry.
I'll take care of everything. You go ahead.
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545. 50¢, $1.00. Thank you.
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546. Yes. What can I do for you?
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547. I want 30 pounds of sirloin steak, please.
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548. Did you say 30 pounds?
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549. - Yes, that's right, 30 pounds.
- How will you have it cut?
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550. - Just in one piece.
- You going to roast it or broil it?
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551. - It's going to be eaten raw.
- Yeah.
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552. Hey, lady. That's a fireplug.
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553. I know it.
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554. - It's against the law to park alongside one.
- I know it.
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555. - Come here.
- Who, me? Why?
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556. I am Constable Slocum.
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557. Is that so?
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558. - How do you do? I'm Susan Vance.
- How do you do?
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559. I don't care who you are, I just want you
to know you can't park beside a fireplug.
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560. - I was just watching the parade.
- You were?
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561. I suppose you get free seats to the circus.
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562. Elmer and I usually get a...
That has nothing to do with it.
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563. I'm just going to give you a ticket.
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564. Thank you very much.
I'd love to go to the circus...
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565. but you better keep your tickets
because I'm busy tonight.
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566. Yeah? Well, it ain't that kind of a ticket.
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567. Jeepers.
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568. Young lady, it might interest you
to know that you're under arrest.
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569. Oh, well. I mean, why?
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570. For parking alongside of a fireplug.
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571. I'm not parked next to a fireplug.
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572. Yeah? What do you call that?
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573. You mean that you think
that this is my car?
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574. Ain't it?
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575. No. That's my car.
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576. Why didn't you say so in the first place?
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577. You didn't ask me.
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578. Say, do you grind this up
before you eat it?
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579. This isn't for me. It's for Baby.
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580. For who?
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581. Hurry up, Baby. Get in!
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582. - But...
- Jump on!
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583. That isn't your car!
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584. No, but it's my leopard!
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585. - Wait a minute! That's my car!
- What are you yelling about?
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586. They stole my car. Last night,
she tried to steal my wife's purse.
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587. Don't stand there.
Do something! Catch them!
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588. Well, Elmer, bless me. Bring back that car!
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589. - I'm glad we finally got here
- Isn't it wonderful?
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590. We could put him in that box
Wait, don't open the door
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591. - until you close those
- I think that is a good idea, too
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592. I hope he won't get out
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593. Stand by that door, and I'll open this one
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594. He'll just walk along, I hope
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595. Come on, Baby. Go on
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596. In the stall, Baby
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597. Come on, baby,
right in there, right in there
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598. Right in there
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599. Now everything is quite all right
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600. No, everything is not all
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601. Everything is not all right, Susan. Maybe
for you, but I've got to get to New York.
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602. Now one thing's settled,
you start worrying about something else.
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603. One of us should worry!
On top of all this, we've stolen a car!
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604. That's all right.
I'll send it back. I don't like it, anyway.
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605. I suppose you'd like me to leave it
with the constable on my way back.
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606. No, you might be arrested.
Besides, it's a hot car.
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607. You're going to file
the numbers off the engine.
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608. No, I'll have the gardener take it back
after it's dark.
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609. - Stop it!
- You're shedding.
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610. Now, where's the telephone?
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611. - Out that door.
- That's all I want to know.
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612. What I want to suggest is...
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613. I don't want any more suggestions
from you. My fiancée is waiting for me.
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614. In order to get married,
I have to get to New York.
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615. I want you to be married,
I think you should be married.
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616. I think every man should be.
But I don't think any girl will marry you...
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617. - Iooking the way you do.
- Where's the phone?
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618. - In there, but look at yourself.
- What's the matter with me?
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619. I am dirty, aren't I?
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620. You see? What I want to suggest is...
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621. The only way I'll follow
another of your suggestions...
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622. is if you hold a bright object
in front of my eyes and twirl it.
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623. I understand. I simply wanted to suggest...
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624. I don't want any suggestions.
I just want to clean up.
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625. Where is there a shower?
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626. That's what I was going to suggest,
a shower.
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627. - Hannah.
- Yes, Miss Susan?
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628. Send these into town
and have them cleaned and pressed.
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629. - Why? I can do them here.
- Don't argue with me, Hannah.
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630. Into town.
Have them cleaned and pressed.
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631. It'll take a lot longer.
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632. There's no hurry, no hurry at all.
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633. - Hurry up, David.
- I am hurrying.
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634. - David.
- What?
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635. - What's in the box?
- What did you say?
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636. That's the intercostal clavicle
of a brontosaurus.
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637. Really?
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638. It's just an old bone.
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639. Yes, it's just an old bone.
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640. Put it down gently and go away.
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641. All right.
Is there anything else I can do for you?
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642. Hand me my clothes, will you?
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643. They aren't here. They're being pressed.
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644. - What?
- The gardener's taken them into town.
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645. For what? Stop him. I can't wait.
I must leave immediately.
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646. You can't leave without clothes.
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647. I know that. Where are you going?
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648. I'm going to take a shower.
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649. Susan! Don't leave me here like this!
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650. Don't be impatient, David.
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651. We'll talk it over after I've finished.
Everything's going to be all right.
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652. "Everything's going to be all right."
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653. Certainly, everything's going
to be all right.
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654. Everything's going to be...
I'm losing my mind, that's all.
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655. Roaming around Connecticut
without any clothes on.
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656. I don't believe it. How can all these things
happen to just one person?
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657. Susan, where are you?
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658. Will you come out and help me find some
clothes or must I come in and get you?
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659. You wouldn't.
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660. Yes, I would!
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661. Maybe I wouldn't.
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662. - Susan, where's the gardener's room?
- Why?
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663. - Because he must have some clothes.
- What? I can't hear you.
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664. - You can hear what you want to hear!
- What did you say?
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665. I just said... Never mind.
I'll find the place myself.
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666. The gardener must have clothes.
Clothes are clothes.
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667. The gardener's in town.
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668. He couldn't have taken all his clothes
with him!
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669. Yes, he could.
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670. Of all the conceited,
spoiled little scatterbrains.
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671. My goodness, the man who gets...
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672. The man who gets you
is gonna have a lifetime of misery!
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673. "Everything's going to be all right."
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674. What do you want?
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675. Who are you?
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676. - Who are you?
- What do you want?
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677. Who are you?
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678. I don't know. I'm not quite myself today.
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679. You look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.
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680. These aren't my clothes.
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681. Where are your clothes?
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682. I've lost my clothes.
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683. But why are you wearing these clothes?
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684. Because I just went gay all of a sudden!
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
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685. Now, young man. Stop this nonsense.
What are you doing?
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686. I'm sitting in the middle of 42nd Street
waiting for a bus.
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687. Go away!
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688. - Who is this man?
- I don't know.
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689. - Stop it, George! What's he doing here?
- I don't know.
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690. Susan, come back here. Stop it, George!
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691. Aunt Elizabeth, it's you!
I've never been so thrilled in my life.
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692. This is amazing to see you here,
and George dear.
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693. - What made you come out here?
- Quiet, George!
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694. Now, stop gushing
and tell me, who is this man?
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695. - Where'd you get him?
- He's a friend of Mark's.
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696. - What's he doing here?
- Susan brought me.
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697. I don't doubt it, but why?
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698. I got a letter from Mark.
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699. He said David was an old friend of his.
He'd been working very hard in town...
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700. and was on the point
of having a nervous breakdown.
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701. I'm a nut from Brazil.
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702. He's very excitable.
We let him do whatever he wants.
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703. - Where are his clothes?
- Susan took them.
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704. - What's he doing in that thing?
- Mark said he should be allowed...
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705. to wear a negligee. No telling what'll
happen if he's not allowed to.
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706. Does he want to wear those clothes?
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707. No, I don't want to wear this thing.
I just want to get married!
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708. Susan, I forbid it!
I absolutely put my foot down. The idea!
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709. - Quiet!
- Please listen to me!
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710. - Quiet!
- Don't talk so much.
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711. Perhaps you could help me.
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712. Perhaps you could help me
find some clothes.
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713. Why, yes.
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714. There must be some of Mark's things
around somewhere.
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715. - Aren't there some...
- Are there?
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716. Well...
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717. Yes. There are some
in Mr. Mark's room, sir.
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718. - Yes, sir.
- Which is Mr. Mark's room?
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719. It's the end, sir. Yes, sir.
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720. Thank you.
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721. Go away.
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722. He loves me. He loves me not.
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723. David! Where'd he go?
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724. He went to get some clothes.
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725. If he gets clothes, he'll go away.
He's the only man I've ever loved.
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726. David! What will I do without David?
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727. Stop. Get away from me.
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728. George, please be quiet.
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729. - David?
- What?
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730. - Can I come in?
- I don't care what you do!
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731. - Thanks. Where are you?
- Here I am. What do you want?
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732. Go on and laugh.
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733. I know it looks ridiculous,
but I'm past caring.
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734. What are you going to do?
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735. What I've been trying to do,
get back to New York!
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736. You can't go dressed that way.
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737. They're all I could find,
and clothes are clothes. I'm going.
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738. I'm going back to New York...
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739. if only to repair the damage
that's been done since I've known you.
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740. The damage to Miss Swallow,
the museum, Mr. Peabody and everybody...
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741. Mr. Peabody? But, David...
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742. the one way to get to Mr. Peabody
is through Aunt Elizabeth.
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743. Please listen for one second.
He'll do anything she tells him to.
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744. He'll even like you.
He's Aunt Elizabeth's lawyer.
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745. He's her lawyer. Mr. Peabody.
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746. - What's your aunt's name?
- Elizabeth.
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747. - But she has another name.
- Of course.
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748. Never mind. Don't tell me.
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749. Why not? It's Random.
Mrs. Carleton Random.
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750. - Yes, I know. I knew that was coming.
- What's the matter?
Copy !req
751. Out of seven million people,
why did I have to run into you yesterday?
Copy !req
752. What have I done?
Copy !req
753. Susan, Mrs. Random is going
to give away $1 million.
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754. I know.
Copy !req
755. I wanted it for the museum.
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756. I'm afraid you've made a rather
unfavorable impression on Aunt Elizabeth.
Copy !req
757. I quite realize that.
Copy !req
758. - Susan, listen to me.
- What?
Copy !req
759. A lot of things have happened but
we'll forget them because this is serious.
Copy !req
760. What, David?
Copy !req
761. Can you concentrate for just a moment?
There's only one thing to be done.
Copy !req
762. And this is important to me
and to my work.
Copy !req
763. What?
Copy !req
764. You're so good-Iooking
without your glasses.
Copy !req
765. - Listen to me. Try and remember.
- What?
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766. I've made a horrible mess of things.
Copy !req
767. Your aunt must never find out who I am.
You do understand, don't you?
Copy !req
768. Yes, David.
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769. You can tell her that I'm Mark's friend
and I have bats in the belfry...
Copy !req
770. but don't ever tell her my name.
Can you remember that?
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771. - Yes, David.
- You're sure?
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772. Yes, David. But you are good-Iooking
without your glasses.
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773. Never mind, Susan.
Copy !req
774. What did I say?
Copy !req
775. What did I do? What did I say?
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776. - What did I do?
- I just asked you to remember...
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777. - I swear I'll remember...
- Where is it?
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778. - I know exactly what you told me to say.
- Where is it?
Copy !req
779. Where's what?
Copy !req
780. - My intercostal clavicle.
- Your what?
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781. My bone. It's rare. It's precious.
What did you do with it?
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782. Your bone?
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783. - You had it. Give it to me.
- I haven't got it.
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784. - Did you carry it somewhere?
- Why would I carry a bone around?
Copy !req
785. I wouldn't dare give a reason
for anything you do.
Copy !req
786. I guess you'll have to find another one.
Copy !req
787. It took three expeditions
and five years to find that one!
Copy !req
788. Now that they know where to find one,
couldn't you send them back for another?
Copy !req
789. Susan, you had it.
You took it out of the box.
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790. - Where did you put it?
- I put it back in the box.
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791. - Was there somebody else in the room?
- There was nobody else, but...
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792. - George.
- Who's George?
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793. The dog. Don't you see? Dog, bone.
Copy !req
794. - George!
- George!
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795. Stop it! You sound like an echo.
Copy !req
796. - George!
- Nice George.
Copy !req
797. Did you see him?
Copy !req
798. - See who?
- George.
Copy !req
799. Are those the only clothes you could find?
Copy !req
800. Come back here this minute.
What are you doing?
Copy !req
801. - Hunting for George.
- Why?
Copy !req
802. David wants him.
David thinks he's such a nice dog.
Copy !req
803. George? He's a fiend, and you know it.
Copy !req
804. - But David doesn't.
- Come here!
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805. He's definitely not in the house.
That's settled.
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806. Don't do that. He knows you want him.
He'll hide.
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807. Susan, where's he apt to go?
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808. - George is apt to go anywhere.
- No. Where does he hide things?
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809. - How can I tell?
- You ought to know.
Copy !req
810. There he is! George!
Copy !req
811. My goodness, look at his nose.
He's been digging. He's buried it.
Copy !req
812. There are 26 acres in this garden.
Copy !req
813. That's awful.
George, where did you hide that bone?
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814. No, David, not that way.
Now, George, we're not angry.
Copy !req
815. David and Susan need that bone.
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816. It's a nasty old bone,
it's hundreds of years old.
Copy !req
817. That's David's bone.
Copy !req
818. Susan will get you a nice, fresh bone
if you'll show us where it is.
Copy !req
819. - Look at the nasty little cur!
- You'll ruin everything. Spell it.
Copy !req
820. George, don't be stubborn.
Susan loves you.
Copy !req
821. Where'd you put it? Don't you remember?
Where'd you dig?
Copy !req
822. He's not paying attention... George!
Copy !req
823. It's easy if you know how to handle him.
Copy !req
824. Everything's going to be all right.
This must be the spot.
Copy !req
825. He's going to start digging in a minute.
That's right, George.
Copy !req
826. - It's very simple if you keep your head.
- I do hope he doesn't hurt that bone.
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827. Isn't he a strong little man, David?
Copy !req
828. He's got something! Come on, dig.
Copy !req
829. - Dig.
- I'm digging.
Copy !req
830. I feel something!
Copy !req
831. I hope it isn't hurt.
Copy !req
832. Look, David, a boot.
Copy !req
833. - A boot.
- Don't hit George, David.
Copy !req
834. I wasn't going to hit George.
Copy !req
835. George, that was fine,
but you've got to concentrate again.
Copy !req
836. David has to find his bone.
No. Not in there.
Copy !req
837. - Isn't this fun? Just like a game.
- Yes.
Copy !req
838. George, if you get tired of digging
you just tell David and Susan...
Copy !req
839. where you hid it, and they'll dig.
Copy !req
840. Susan, do you think
George is really trying?
Copy !req
841. Almost every place he's taken us,
we've found something.
Copy !req
842. - There's nothing here.
- Look, David, another boot.
Copy !req
843. Another boot. That makes three pairs.
Copy !req
844. Come on, George, quit stalling.
Where is it?
Copy !req
845. Don't be discouraged.
Copy !req
846. George, concentrate. Bones, not boots.
Copy !req
847. - There he goes.
- See? He's got the idea.
Copy !req
848. - I'm getting tired of all this digging.
- Yes, what we need is a plow.
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849. - Susan?
- Jeepers, it's Aunt Elizabeth.
Copy !req
850. Follow him, David, don't let him get away!
Copy !req
851. Yes, Aunty, I'm coming.
Copy !req
852. Susan, what on earth are you doing?
What are all these?
Copy !req
853. Those? They're holes.
Copy !req
854. I can see they're holes.
How did they get here?
Copy !req
855. David and George and I were digging.
Copy !req
856. - Who is this David?
- He's a friend of Mark's.
Copy !req
857. - Is that all you know about him?
- I know I'm going to marry him.
Copy !req
858. He doesn't know it, but I am.
Copy !req
859. If you're planning to marry him
on my money, you're mistaken.
Copy !req
860. I don't want another lunatic in my family,
I've got enough.
Copy !req
861. When are you going to marry him?
What's his name?
Copy !req
862. It's Bone.
Copy !req
863. - Bones?
- One Bone.
Copy !req
864. One bone or two, it's a ridiculous name.
What does he do?
Copy !req
865. He hunts.
Copy !req
866. Hunts? Hunts what?
Copy !req
867. Well, animals, I should think.
Copy !req
868. - Big-game hunting?
- Yes. Very big.
Copy !req
869. You call that big-game hunting?
Copy !req
870. Look at that.
Copy !req
871. Aunty, he's just playing with George.
Copy !req
872. He won't play with George
another minute.
Copy !req
873. Tell him dinner's at 8:30 sharp.
George, come here this minute!
Copy !req
874. Come along, George.
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875. Yes, Alice, I am in Connecticut,
but I can't get in...
Copy !req
876. because I've been unavoidably detained.
Copy !req
877. David, listen.
Copy !req
878. I can't hear you. I'm talking.
Copy !req
879. Go away. I'll be with you
as soon as I'm finished.
Copy !req
880. Now, David, you have to listen to me.
Copy !req
881. Yes, I know that...
Copy !req
882. Susan, will you please get off the phone?
Copy !req
883. David, it's about the leopard.
He's making the most terrific rumpus.
Copy !req
884. - He's hungry. We've got to feed him.
- I can't help that.
Copy !req
885. What, Alice, dear?
No, it's somebody on the line.
Copy !req
886. - Keep quiet, Susan.
- You've got to help. This can't wait.
Copy !req
887. If the people in this house hear him...
Copy !req
888. they'll think something terrible
has happened.
Copy !req
889. Susan, get off the line, please...
Hello, Alice.
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890. What? I don't know what time it is!
Copy !req
891. When you hear the tone,
the time will be 7:37 and one quarter.
Copy !req
892. Susan, please!
Copy !req
893. Alice, I can't hear you.
Copy !req
894. When you hear the tone,
the time will be 7:40.
Copy !req
895. When you hear the tone,
the time will be 7:40 and one half.
Copy !req
896. When you hear the tone,
the time will be 7:41.
Copy !req
897. Pardon me. The time is 8:10.
Copy !req
898. When you hear the tone, the time will be...
Copy !req
899. No. My watch shows 8:10 and a quarter.
Copy !req
900. Who are you?
Copy !req
901. Who am I? I'm 8:10...
I'm Major Horace Applegate.
Copy !req
902. - What do you want?
- Mrs. Random invited me for dinner.
Copy !req
903. Would you please find out
if she still wants me?
Copy !req
904. She's hung up.
Copy !req
905. So am I.
Copy !req
906. Why, Horace, what are you doing?
Are you coming in or going out?
Copy !req
907. He's coming in to dinner.
Copy !req
908. - How do you do? I'm Susan Vance.
- How do you do, Miss Susan?
Copy !req
909. - Hello, Elizabeth.
- You're much too big to swing on gates.
Copy !req
910. - I found that out.
- Susan, where are you going?
Copy !req
911. I'm just going out.
Copy !req
912. You should be watching George,
not playing with telephones...
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913. Excuse me.
Copy !req
914. George is fast asleep in my room.
Copy !req
915. Now come here, young man,
and don't be afraid.
Copy !req
916. - You look much better in those clothes.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
917. - I want you to meet Mr. Bone.
- How do you do, Mr. Bone?
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918. No. You're Mr. Bone.
This is Major Applegate.
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919. Yes, I'm Major Applegate.
At least, I'm pretty sure I am.
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920. That is, I was this morning.
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921. There must be some mistake.
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922. No mistake. I've known Major Applegate
for 20 years. Haven't I, Horace?
Copy !req
923. Twenty-two, to be exact, I think, Elizabeth.
It was long about...
Copy !req
924. - How do you do, Mr. Applegate?
- How do you do again. Thank you.
Copy !req
925. - Now, Mr. Bone, we'll go for a walk.
- I'd like to explain...
Copy !req
926. - You don't need to.
- That's all right. I understand.
Copy !req
927. Goodbye, Major Applegate... Mr. Bone.
Copy !req
928. Strange young man, isn't he?
Is he suffering from something?
Copy !req
929. He's had a nervous breakdown.
Copy !req
930. - Had or has?
- Had.
Copy !req
931. It's left him sort of... You know.
Copy !req
932. My, my, what a pity. And so young, too.
Copy !req
933. The trouble is, Susan seems
to be showing the same tendencies.
Copy !req
934. Is that so? You're all right, though?
Copy !req
935. - I hope so. Have a drink.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
936. Conversation at dinner
may be a trifle difficult...
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937. on account of this young man,
so I want you to draw him out.
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938. I don't know what you mean.
Copy !req
939. Talk about something he understands.
Big-game hunting, for instance.
Copy !req
940. - He's a hunter like yourself.
- You don't say.
Copy !req
941. Then, Elizabeth,
you've come to the right man.
Copy !req
942. There. He's fed.
Now I'm sure he's going to be quiet.
Copy !req
943. Come on, let's go in to dinner.
Why are you just sitting there?
Copy !req
944. I'm just trying to figure out
how I ever got mixed up in all this.
Copy !req
945. "Mr. Bone." Isn't that amazing?
Copy !req
946. You told me not to tell Aunt Elizabeth
what your real name was.
Copy !req
947. I didn't tell you
to think up a name like Bone.
Copy !req
948. Stay there, George.
Come on, quickly! Get out of here!
Copy !req
949. - Shut the door.
- What's the matter?
Copy !req
950. Did you ever think what would happen
if Baby and George got together?
Copy !req
951. - They'd probably like each other.
- And if they didn't?
Copy !req
952. - Baby would eat George.
- That's what I mean.
Copy !req
953. There it was, straight before me,
crouching as tigers do before the kill.
Copy !req
954. But I was ready for him.
Copy !req
955. I drew a bead, leveled away
and caught him right between the eyes.
Copy !req
956. My, it certainly was
a thrilling experience...
Copy !req
957. as I'm sure you'll all agree...
Copy !req
958. or do you, Mr. Bone?
Copy !req
959. Have you ever been...
Pardon me. So sorry.
Copy !req
960. Have you ever been in Arabia, Mr. Bone?
Copy !req
961. I said, "Have you ever been in Arabia?"
Copy !req
962. No.
Copy !req
963. I suppose you've spent
most of your time in Africa?
Copy !req
964. - Tibet, perhaps?
- No.
Copy !req
965. - Malay Peninsula, perchance?
- Excuse me.
Copy !req
966. At least that got a rise out of him.
Copy !req
967. You see, you shouldn't have mentioned
the Malay Peninsula.
Copy !req
968. He was horribly clawed there by a tiger.
He doesn't like talking about it.
Copy !req
969. I had a gun bearer once
who was clawed by a tiger.
Copy !req
970. He... The poor...
Copy !req
971. I was just telling Major Applegate
that you were clawed by a tiger...
Copy !req
972. in the Malay Peninsula.
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973. I've never been there.
Copy !req
974. You've never... Well, no matter.
Copy !req
975. What type of gun do you use
in hunting tigers, Mr. Bone?
Copy !req
976. I personally use a bolt-action Mauser
with a very large bore.
Copy !req
977. Excuse me.
Copy !req
978. Susan, imagine giving a dinner party
with your husband stalking...
Copy !req
979. like Hamlet's ghost all through the meal.
Copy !req
980. Give me patience.
Copy !req
981. No, this is too much. I can't stand it.
Copy !req
982. We were talking about the jungle
while you were away, Mr. Bone.
Copy !req
983. - My soup is gone.
- It was cold.
Copy !req
984. Digging trenches.
Blaming it on an innocent dog.
Copy !req
985. Nothing but a heap of nonsense.
Copy !req
986. Enough to drive a man crazy.
Copy !req
987. And then they say,
"Keep away from the bottle. Don't drink."
Copy !req
988. No, not even a wee drop
to steady a man's nerves.
Copy !req
989. If one more thing happens, I'll quit.
Copy !req
990. And where Aloysius Gogarty goes,
Mrs. Aloysius Gogarty goes, too.
Copy !req
991. A doctor chasing after a dog!
Copy !req
992. Just picture it.
Copy !req
993. A vast, mysterious silence
vibrant with life...
Copy !req
994. strange cries in the night.
Copy !req
995. - Good gracious, what was that?
- That was a loon, Elizabeth.
Copy !req
996. L-O-O-N, yes.
Copy !req
997. Once you've got the jungle in your blood,
I wouldn't be able to keep you out of it.
Copy !req
998. - Susan, did you hear that?
- I didn't hear a thing.
Copy !req
999. - You didn't?
- Are you quite sure that was a loon?
Copy !req
1000. Yes, indeed. I've heard many a loon.
Copy !req
1001. And if there ever was a loon,
that is a loon.
Copy !req
1002. - Isn't it, Mr. Bone?
- No.
Copy !req
1003. - Well, what do you say it was?
- A leopard.
Copy !req
1004. Don't be ridiculous.
Copy !req
1005. Major Applegate would know a leopard cry
if he heard it.
Copy !req
1006. Thank you, Elizabeth.
I'm an authority on animal cries.
Copy !req
1007. Now, you take the rogue elephant,
for instance.
Copy !req
1008. Excuse me, Major. You're right.
It is a loon.
Copy !req
1009. Thank you.
Copy !req
1010. The leopard's cry is something that,
once heard, you can never forget.
Copy !req
1011. Yes, I know.
Copy !req
1012. You know. Thank you.
Copy !req
1013. Of course, it varies at different seasons.
Copy !req
1014. - Let me see now, what month is this?
- June.
Copy !req
1015. June? It would go something like this.
Copy !req
1016. I'll just prepare for it.
Copy !req
1017. Now, let me see.
Copy !req
1018. There we have it.
Copy !req
1019. - Pardon me.
- It's still a loon.
Copy !req
1020. Of course, I haven't practiced
the leopard cry in a long time.
Copy !req
1021. I'm slightly out of voice.
Copy !req
1022. - Try again.
- Yes, I shall.
Copy !req
1023. Now, I didn't do that.
Copy !req
1024. It was probably an echo.
Copy !req
1025. It was a long time coming back, wasn't it?
Copy !req
1026. - Try again.
- I shall.
Copy !req
1027. There. That's better.
Copy !req
1028. That's peculiar.
Copy !req
1029. There aren't any leopards
in Connecticut, are there?
Copy !req
1030. - Yes.
- No.
Copy !req
1031. - Why do you say yes?
- You see... Pardon me.
Copy !req
1032. Excuse me.
Copy !req
1033. Susan! Finish your dinner
and stop this nonsense.
Copy !req
1034. All right, but you'll be sorry.
Copy !req
1035. I can't stand it.
I've got to get away from it.
Copy !req
1036. Instead of sitting decently at the table
eating their dinners...
Copy !req
1037. they're howling and roaring at one another
like a lot of banshees.
Copy !req
1038. And then they say,
"Gogarty, you mustn't drink.
Copy !req
1039. "Gogarty, you must keep away
from the bottle."
Copy !req
1040. The bottle.
Copy !req
1041. As if a man didn't need something
to listen to them.
Copy !req
1042. I'm within my rights.
Copy !req
1043. I'm perfectly within my...
Copy !req
1044. If one more thing happens to upset me,
I'll be seeing things.
Copy !req
1045. Hannah.
Copy !req
1046. Hannah Gogarty!
Copy !req
1047. Me gun!
Copy !req
1048. - Now what's happened?
- This is no time for personalities.
Copy !req
1049. What would you be wanting of a gun now?
Copy !req
1050. Hand me my gun.
Copy !req
1051. Be quiet, both of you!
Copy !req
1052. Gogarty, what is all this?
Copy !req
1053. - I saw it outside.
- Saw what?
Copy !req
1054. A cat as big as a cow,
with eyes like balls of fire.
Copy !req
1055. Clean up this mess.
And serve the next course.
Copy !req
1056. Do you realize what's happened?
Baby's escaped!
Copy !req
1057. - I don't care.
- We've got to catch him.
Copy !req
1058. - I've got to watch George.
- You're not staying here.
Copy !req
1059. If you stay here, I'll tell Aunty
that your name is Dr. David Huxley.
Copy !req
1060. - Right now.
- Don't! All right, I'll go with you.
Copy !req
1061. Major Applegate, keep an eye on George!
Thank you.
Copy !req
1062. Baby! The door's open.
Copy !req
1063. - Is he there?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
1064. Nope, he's gone. Oh, dear.
Now Aunt Elizabeth...
Copy !req
1065. Don't lose your head.
Copy !req
1066. - My what?
- Your head.
Copy !req
1067. - I've got my head. I've lost my leopard.
- Now, wait a minute.
Copy !req
1068. Nothing's gained by uncontrolled hysteria.
Copy !req
1069. - Compose yourself.
- What should we do?
Copy !req
1070. I'll call the zoo, say we saw a leopard,
and they'll catch him. Come on.
Copy !req
1071. Susan, I hope this time
you've come to stay.
Copy !req
1072. Yes, I've come to stay, Aunty.
Copy !req
1073. We've just been walking up and down.
Copy !req
1074. Where's that young man going now?
Copy !req
1075. He's just going in to take a rest.
Copy !req
1076. He has to take frequent rests.
The doctor says...
Copy !req
1077. Have you ever had jungle fever, Major?
Copy !req
1078. You have. Then you realize
how important rest is.
Copy !req
1079. Poor Mr. Bone.
In his case, it's rather difficult...
Copy !req
1080. because he has two doctors.
One says rest, one says exercise.
Copy !req
1081. Which do you prefer?
Copy !req
1082. - I think that perhaps...
- Why, Susan, listen to this.
Copy !req
1083. - What?
- This is a cable from Mark.
Copy !req
1084. - Mark?
- Not a particle of sense in it.
Copy !req
1085. What does it say?
Copy !req
1086. "Are you pleased with Baby? Love, Mark."
Copy !req
1087. - Mark?
- And not a word about my leopard.
Copy !req
1088. Your leopard?
Copy !req
1089. - I've always wanted a leopard.
- Excuse me.
Copy !req
1090. You know, he promised...
Copy !req
1091. Thank you very much.
Copy !req
1092. Don't call the zoo.
Copy !req
1093. - I just called. It's all fixed.
- Call back and unfix it.
Copy !req
1094. - No questions, call back.
- I told them they could have the leopard.
Copy !req
1095. You've given away Baby?
You have no right!
Copy !req
1096. - It's your fault. You've ruined everything!
- I've had enough. I quit.
Copy !req
1097. You can't quit. Call them back.
Copy !req
1098. - But you said...
- Everything's changed.
Copy !req
1099. - That leopard belongs to Aunt Elizabeth.
- Aunt Elizabeth?
Copy !req
1100. Just call back and say you were mistaken.
Copy !req
1101. I've just managed to convince them
that I did see a leopard.
Copy !req
1102. - They'll never believe me.
- I'll fix that. I'll say you're a drug addict.
Copy !req
1103. - You're always seeing things.
- Never mind. Give me that phone.
Copy !req
1104. - Hello, operator?
- Not so loud.
Copy !req
1105. Get me Westlake-284.
Copy !req
1106. - I don't know...
- Never mind, David.
Copy !req
1107. Hello. Is that zoo?
Nobody's talking baby talk.
Copy !req
1108. I'm the man that called up
about the leopard.
Copy !req
1109. You don't have to do anything.
It's all been a mistake.
Copy !req
1110. - Stop them!
- What's the matter?
Copy !req
1111. - What did he say?
- It's too late. It was the night watchman.
Copy !req
1112. - He said everybody's out leopard hunting.
- Jeepers!
Copy !req
1113. You've gotten us into a wonderful mess.
Let's think before we act.
Copy !req
1114. - You think. You think faster than me.
- What do you take to catch a leopard?
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1115. - How big a leopard?
- We've got to catch him before they do.
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1116. - I've got to watch George.
- We'll take George with us.
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1117. Aunty, we're taking George for a walk.
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1118. - Where's the leash?
- My goodness!
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1119. - Where's George?
- Where's George?
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1120. - Why this morbid interest?
- I've got to find him.
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1121. What for?
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1122. He knows where my intercostal clavicle is.
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1123. Your what?
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1124. Major Appletree,
you promised to watch George.
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1125. - I did.
- But you didn't.
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1126. Where is he?
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1127. - He's gone.
- Gone where?
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1128. - Out that door.
- Why didn't you say so?
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1129. No, not that door. That door.
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1130. - Thank you.
- That's right.
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1131. I can't stand this another moment.
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1132. Come along. Let's get some fresh air.
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1133. - Yes. Shall we run?
- Yes.
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1134. I can't understand why a loon
would answer a leopard's cry.
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1135. There's something wrong.
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1136. - They both sound exactly alike to me.
- No, pardon me, Elizabeth.
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1137. Please, the leopard's cry is
entirely different.
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1138. As I explained to you in there,
the leopard's cry goes like this.
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1139. What a terrible noise.
I don't see how you do it.
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1140. It's done largely with the palate.
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1141. The hands play an important part
in the resonance and carrying power.
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1142. - Why do you put your thumbs together?
- You see, the thumbs...
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1143. it's very necessary that the base
of the thumbs are close together like that.
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1144. That brings out a sort of pear-shaped tone,
you see?
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1145. Having done this, you take a deep breath,
keep the throat well open...
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1146. and out comes...
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1147. My. That's fine, Elizabeth...
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1148. for one who hasn't had any practice.
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1149. Really, it is. You've got something there.
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1150. - Got what?
- The mating cry.
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1151. - Now, don't be rude, Horace.
- I'm not rude.
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1152. I was merely alluding to the scream
you did just now.
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1153. - I didn't scream.
- You didn't scream?
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1154. - I certainly did not.
- You didn't scream?
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1155. No. I ought to know if I screamed.
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1156. Then there must be
something wrong here.
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1157. I should say so.
I've never known anything like it.
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1158. Ever since I came into the house
there's been something wrong.
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1159. - Elizabeth...
- It's been bedlam!
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1160. - Don't you think it's time we went inside?
- No. We've only just left it.
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1161. But don't you think
it's a good idea to go back?
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1162. No, I think it's a good idea
to continue our walk.
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1163. But don't you find it a bit chilly
without a gun?
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1164. - Why don't you sing, David?
- I can't.
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1165. - You can. You have a fine strong voice.
- But not for singing.
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1166. It's not fair. You're just being stubborn.
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1167. - That's a dog.
- George.
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1168. - What's the matter?
- Something moved in that bush.
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1169. Let me go first.
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1170. Don't you think it would be better
if I went first?
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1171. No. You might get hurt.
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1172. Thank you, David.
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1173. - I can't see a thing.
- Neither can I.
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1174. Are you sure you saw something moving
in here, because I can't...
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1175. Susan, where are you?
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1176. - Here I am.
- This is no time to be playing squat tag.
Copy !req
1177. I'm not playing.
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1178. I'm caught on something.
Help me, will you?
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1179. - Help me, will you?
- No. That's poison ivy.
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1180. I bet you wouldn't treat Miss Swallow
this way.
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1181. I'll bet she knows poison ivy
when she sees it.
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1182. Yes, I bet poison ivy runs when it sees her.
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1183. I'm not here to discuss Miss Swallow.
I'm looking for George. I'll find him if...
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1184. David, are you all right?
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1185. - Don't laugh.
- I can't help it.
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1186. You look so silly.
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1187. Did you hear that? That's Baby.
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1188. - It's George, too.
- You don't suppose...
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1189. Shut up.
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1190. Look!
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1191. Look, David, they like each other.
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1192. But goodness knows
how long that's going to last.
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1193. In another minute, my intercostal clavicle
will be gone forever.
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1194. Here, George. Come here.
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1195. No. Susan, be quiet.
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1196. Is there any way to cross this stream?
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1197. - Surely it's shallow. We can wade across.
- Good.
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1198. The riverbed's changed.
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1199. Did we get across?
Copy !req
1200. No, we're right back where we started,
only we're wet.
Copy !req
1201. Now George and Baby have disappeared.
Copy !req
1202. While you were at it, you might
as well have gone to the other side.
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1203. While I'm wet I'm gonna go
to the other side!
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1204. Don't leave me!
Copy !req
1205. If we'd had a bathhouse,
this wouldn't have been so complicated.
Copy !req
1206. Next time I'll try and arrange one.
Copy !req
1207. Or perhaps there are portable bathhouses
for people like you. There must be.
Copy !req
1208. Don't be so grouchy.
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1209. We could have such fun. There's moonlight
and everything is so lovely.
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1210. - And I do so like being with you.
- You do?
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1211. Well, I like peace and quiet.
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1212. But it's peaceful and quiet here.
Copy !req
1213. Let's just stay here and let George
and Baby look for us.
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1214. Your sock's on fire.
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1215. That's all right. I don't care anymore.
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1216. - That's fine. Throw the other one in.
- That's true. You could have...
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1217. Don't be upset, David.
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1218. Well, who wouldn't be?
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1219. Here I am, trying to help you
find a leopard...
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1220. so that your Aunt Elizabeth
won't be angry at you.
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1221. And then she'll probably give you
the $1 million I need for my museum.
Copy !req
1222. If you'd planned it, you couldn't have
ruined my chances more completely.
Copy !req
1223. You told your aunt I was crazy, didn't you?
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1224. You told her my name was Bone
and you didn't tell me.
Copy !req
1225. You told her I was a big-game hunter
and didn't tell me.
Copy !req
1226. You tell anybody anything
that comes into your head...
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1227. and you don't tell me.
Copy !req
1228. - Here's something else I didn't tell you.
- What now?
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1229. Mr. Peabody's coming
to see Aunt Elizabeth tonight.
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1230. Oh, dear. That's the end, that's all.
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1231. Peabody's sure to tell your aunt who I am.
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1232. He'll never remember
those four years' hard work...
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1233. I put in on that brontosaurus. No.
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1234. All he'll remember is that I conked him
on the head with a rock last night.
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1235. Where's that music coming from, David?
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1236. Westlake. There's a circus there. A...
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1237. Come and see the Harem Nights, boys.
Copy !req
1238. Sheena and Neema. They've just escaped
from the palace of a sheik.
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1239. The owner's got a job for you.
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1240. He wants you to take his leopard
to Bridgeport.
Copy !req
1241. - What happened?
- Just gave his new trainer a going-over.
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1242. Hurt him bad?
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1243. Bad? You think three minutes alone
with that cat did him any good?
Copy !req
1244. Should've shot him last summer,
when he ripped up Calhouney.
Copy !req
1245. What do we do with him?
Copy !req
1246. Deliver him to this address.
They've got a gas chamber.
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1247. - I've phoned over. You go along, too, Mac.
- Who, me?
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1248. - You heard what I said.
- Where is Bridgeport?
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1249. How should I know?
Somewhere on the state highway.
Copy !req
1250. Ask somebody, and get going.
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1251. - Well, that's that. Let's get going.
- All right.
Copy !req
1252. Sure you don't want my coat?
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1253. - No, I'm completely dry.
- Let's go, then.
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1254. I wonder what that is?
Copy !req
1255. Hey, Mac, see what that sign says.
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1256. - David, it's the zoo truck.
- Is it?
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1257. They've got Baby.
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1258. Is George with him?
Copy !req
1259. I can't see George, but we've got
to get Baby away from them.
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1260. No. All I promised to do
was help you find Baby.
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1261. You found him.
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1262. All you have to do is go
and talk to those men in the front...
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1263. while I let Baby out the back.
Give me the rope.
Copy !req
1264. But what'll I say to them?
Copy !req
1265. They're from the zoo.
Tell them you're a zoologist.
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1266. Talk about zoos. Go ahead, go on.
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1267. I can't find Bridgeport.
Copy !req
1268. You've got the map upside down.
Copy !req
1269. - Good evening, gentlemen.
- Hello.
Copy !req
1270. May I help you?
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1271. Yeah. Do you know the way to Bridgeport?
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1272. I'm not going to Bridgeport.
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1273. Not you. We're going to Bridgeport.
Do you know which way it is?
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1274. - Yes.
- It's that way, ain't it?
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1275. - Yes.
- But I thought it was that way.
Copy !req
1276. - Yes, it is.
- There, I told you.
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1277. Don't you worry. I'll soon get you out.
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1278. Come on.
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1279. Get this around your neck,
that's a good boy.
Copy !req
1280. Put your head through. Come on.
Copy !req
1281. Hey, what's the big idea? Come on.
Copy !req
1282. Put your head through here,
and I'll take you back home.
Copy !req
1283. Come on, sweetie.
Copy !req
1284. and New York is straight ahead.
Copy !req
1285. This guy ain't got all his buttons.
Copy !req
1286. Well, I... You see...
Copy !req
1287. - We have a...
- David, he's escaped!
Copy !req
1288. - I was just explaining to these gentlemen...
- He's escaped!
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1289. Oh, he's escaped.
Shall we help you tie him up, lady?
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1290. No, not me. You're mistaken.
Copy !req
1291. Goodnight, gentlemen.
Copy !req
1292. Over there.
We're on the right track now, I'm sure.
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1293. Do you see him?
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1294. - I think he's further down this way.
- I'll try here.
Copy !req
1295. I'm absolutely certain the sound's coming
from this way.
Copy !req
1296. - What's that?
- Somebody's shooting at him.
Copy !req
1297. - You missed it again.
- Quiet!
Copy !req
1298. Major Applegate, don't shoot.
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1299. Stand back, please. I won't miss this time.
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1300. You don't understand.
We're trying to catch it.
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1301. - You are? Well, so am I.
- It's a tame leopard.
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1302. I don't like to say so at this moment,
but everybody knows you're crazy.
Copy !req
1303. - Please don't do that.
- Miss Susan, please!
Copy !req
1304. Why don't you explain to him?
Perhaps he'll catch your leopard.
Copy !req
1305. You know that Aunt Elizabeth was
expecting a leopard from Brazil, don't you?
Copy !req
1306. - I had heard that.
- Well, that's her leopard, and it's tame.
Copy !req
1307. Impossible. There can be no such thing
as a tame...
Copy !req
1308. A tame leopard?
Copy !req
1309. We had it locked up and it escaped.
Copy !req
1310. - Are you sure it's quite harmless?
- Absolutely.
Copy !req
1311. My goodness,
why didn't you say so in the first place?
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1312. I apologize to you, Mr. Boney, I really do.
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1313. Even though it is tame,
I think we should try to catch it.
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1314. Which way did it go?
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1315. That way.
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1316. We'll go that way, you go that way.
Come on, David. Don't shoot.
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1317. No, of course not.
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1318. I knew all the time he was tame.
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1319. - Is that so?
- Yes, I patted him on the back.
Copy !req
1320. Stretched me hand right out,
patted him on the back.
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1321. - He's as gentle as a kitty.
- Gentle as a kitty?
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1322. I don't know
why you didn't mention all this...
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1323. There he is.
Copy !req
1324. This will all be quite simple.
Let me have that rope, will you?
Copy !req
1325. Now, you hold the gun.
We shan't need that any further.
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1326. Gogarty, you stand perfectly still
and leave everything to me.
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1327. I've had vast experience in these matters.
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1328. Here, kitty.
Copy !req
1329. Come, kitty.
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1330. Don't you fool me.
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1331. You're not afraid of me, now, are you?
Come, puss.
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1332. You say you patted this beast?
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1333. In a manner of speaking, I did.
Copy !req
1334. Personally, Gogarty, I think you're a liar.
Copy !req
1335. Get out of me way!
Copy !req
1336. Use the gun!
Copy !req
1337. - You see him, David?
- No.
Copy !req
1338. I seem to have lost my sense of direction.
I wonder where we are.
Copy !req
1339. My guess is, somewhere
near the Canadian border by now.
Copy !req
1340. My glasses! Don't move, Susan.
Copy !req
1341. Here they are.
Copy !req
1342. They're broken. I'm so sorry.
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1343. It doesn't make any difference.
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1344. The things I've been doing today,
I can do just as well with my eyes shut.
Copy !req
1345. Anyway, David, you look much handsomer
without them.
Copy !req
1346. Stop it.
Copy !req
1347. Look, David, I've lost my heel!
Look at me walk.
Copy !req
1348. - Born on the side of a hill.
- Stop.
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1349. - I was born on the side of a hill.
- Stop.
Copy !req
1350. Look, Susan,
we're not getting anywhere like this.
Copy !req
1351. You must be very tired,
and I suggest you go home.
Copy !req
1352. But, David, we can't quit now.
Copy !req
1353. We've let a wild animal loose
on an innocent countryside.
Copy !req
1354. We can't just go home and sleep.
It wouldn't be right.
Copy !req
1355. You misunderstand me.
I want you to go home.
Copy !req
1356. - You mean you want me to go home?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1357. You mean you don't want me
to help you anymore?
Copy !req
1358. - No.
- After all the fun we've had?
Copy !req
1359. - Yes.
- And after all the things I've done for you?
Copy !req
1360. That's what I mean.
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1361. All right, I know enough
to go when I'm not wanted.
Copy !req
1362. And don't you worry about me,
I can take care of myself.
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1363. Oh, my goodness.
Copy !req
1364. Are you all right? Did you hurt yourself?
Copy !req
1365. No, I didn't hurt myself. It's not that.
Copy !req
1366. It's just that I'm miserable
because you don't like me anymore.
Copy !req
1367. Yes, I do.
Copy !req
1368. You tried to get rid of me
and you don't think of me.
Copy !req
1369. You don't like me anymore.
Copy !req
1370. Your face is dirty.
Copy !req
1371. Now you're being nice to me...
Copy !req
1372. after all the horrible things
I've done to you.
Copy !req
1373. Stop crying, Susan, please.
Copy !req
1374. It's just that everything I do
with the best intentions...
Copy !req
1375. seems to turn out badly.
Copy !req
1376. Yes, it does, doesn't it?
Copy !req
1377. Please let me come with you.
Copy !req
1378. All right, Susan. You can come with me.
Copy !req
1379. - Are you sure you want me?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1380. - Positive?
- Yes, you can come. Come on.
Copy !req
1381. Well, don't you worry, David.
Copy !req
1382. Because if there's anything
that I can do to help you...
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1383. just let me know, and I'll do it.
Copy !req
1384. Don't do it until I let you know.
Copy !req
1385. Come on, George.
Copy !req
1386. Look, David. Baby's on the roof.
Copy !req
1387. Come on, Baby. Come on down.
Copy !req
1388. Make him get down.
Copy !req
1389. I suppose you'd like me
to climb up and push him down.
Copy !req
1390. Maybe we'd better sing.
Copy !req
1391. Sing, David.
Copy !req
1392. - Where are you going?
- I'll be back!
Copy !req
1393. Not you, it.
Copy !req
1394. - What are you doing, may I ask?
- Singing.
Copy !req
1395. If you're paying a bet,
there must be somewhere else to pay it.
Copy !req
1396. I'm not paying a bet,
there's a leopard on your roof.
Copy !req
1397. I'm not going to bandy words
with you at this time of night.
Copy !req
1398. There is a leopard on your roof,
and it's mine.
Copy !req
1399. I have to get it,
and to get it, I have to sing.
Copy !req
1400. There's nothing on my roof.
Copy !req
1401. Come on, you fool.
There's nothing on your roof?
Copy !req
1402. - No!
- All right. There's nothing on your roof.
Copy !req
1403. Poor girl. You'd better go down, Fritz.
Copy !req
1404. - Sing if you like, dear.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1405. You can sing, too.
Copy !req
1406. Baby, don't! Why did you have to do that?
You frightened him away.
Copy !req
1407. - Quiet, it's all right.
- It's not all right.
Copy !req
1408. - Don't worry.
- I have to worry. I've lost my leopard.
Copy !req
1409. - Please help me find him.
- I will. Come with me.
Copy !req
1410. - But he went that way.
- No, he didn't.
Copy !req
1411. - Yes, he did. I saw him.
- You're wrong. He's up there.
Copy !req
1412. - Where?
- Peeking around the corner. See it?
Copy !req
1413. There's nothing there!
Copy !req
1414. Yes, there is.
You just come along into the house.
Copy !req
1415. Let me go! I don't want to go with you.
Copy !req
1416. You don't seem to understand
that there's $1 million at stake.
Copy !req
1417. $1 million? Well, you will get it.
Copy !req
1418. We have it right in there, all in $1 bills.
Copy !req
1419. Now you come along.
Copy !req
1420. No! Don't do this to me! This is awful!
Copy !req
1421. Elmer, look.
Copy !req
1422. - You know him?
- No. Looks like a peeping Tom.
Copy !req
1423. Get your gun out. We'll nab him.
Copy !req
1424. Stick them up.
Copy !req
1425. Grab him, Elmer.
Copy !req
1426. I have to get my dog.
Don't go away, George!
Copy !req
1427. Don't argue. Inside.
Copy !req
1428. - What are you doing?
- I have a hairpin.
Copy !req
1429. I did it once with a trunk.
Copy !req
1430. Anyway, when they find out who we are,
they'll let us out.
Copy !req
1431. When they find out who you are,
they'll pad the cell.
Copy !req
1432. We've picked up a girl
who says she's your niece.
Copy !req
1433. Now, the question is,
have you or have you not got a niece?
Copy !req
1434. Of course I have a niece, but she's not
singing around under windows.
Copy !req
1435. She's decently in bed.
Copy !req
1436. I wouldn't be too sure, Elizabeth.
Copy !req
1437. Horace, do be quiet.
I'll talk to you presently.
Copy !req
1438. Now, lady, do you definitely refuse
to come and identify this girl?
Copy !req
1439. If you continue to annoy me
about this girl...
Copy !req
1440. who is no responsibility of mine,
I'll have you arrested.
Copy !req
1441. - The idea.
- Hello.
Copy !req
1442. She says her niece is in bed.
Copy !req
1443. Just what I expected. That girl is lying.
Copy !req
1444. - I think they're both lying.
- What are you going to do about it?
Copy !req
1445. - What would you do?
- Find out the truth.
Copy !req
1446. You're right.
I'll have a little talk with them.
Copy !req
1447. Come on, Elmer. Open her up.
Copy !req
1448. You two, get your ears up
'cause I've got something to tell you.
Copy !req
1449. - If you wanna get out, better listen.
- I'm listening.
Copy !req
1450. Quiet. I'll get to you later.
Copy !req
1451. I want you to tell me the whole truth.
Copy !req
1452. - What did my aunt say?
- Be quiet, please.
Copy !req
1453. What did my aunt say?
Copy !req
1454. Your aunt said...
Young lady, you haven't got an aunt.
Copy !req
1455. - I certainly have got an aunt.
- Quiet, please.
Copy !req
1456. Look here, young fellow,
I want you to tell me...
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1457. just exactly what were you doing tonight?
Copy !req
1458. - We were hunting for a leopard.
- You were hunting for a leopard?
Copy !req
1459. Now look here, young lady,
you know that's silly.
Copy !req
1460. - There never was a leopard in Connecticut.
- There is now.
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1461. Now, listen here.
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1462. I'm going to stay here if it takes all year.
I am waiting for you to tell the truth.
Copy !req
1463. If you wait for her to tell the truth,
you'll have a long gray beard.
Copy !req
1464. You know, my grandfather had... Quiet!
Copy !req
1465. Young man, I don't want
any more slick remarks out of you.
Copy !req
1466. This is a jail.
Have a little respect for the law.
Copy !req
1467. I'm just trying to explain.
Copy !req
1468. It all started over at my aunt...
Her aunt's house.
Copy !req
1469. Her aunt's house?
Copy !req
1470. - Her aunt promised to give me a lot of...
- Hold on there, bub. Just a minute.
Copy !req
1471. She hasn't got an aunt.
Copy !req
1472. I do. She's my father's sister.
Copy !req
1473. Look here, Constable,
stop wasting your time. Now, quiet.
Copy !req
1474. You want us to get out of here, don't you?
Copy !req
1475. Lady, yes, I certainly do.
Copy !req
1476. I gave you my aunt's telephone number,
didn't I?
Copy !req
1477. And you called her up, didn't you?
What did she say?
Copy !req
1478. - She said that you were home in bed.
- Then what am I doing here?
Copy !req
1479. You're here because your aunt...
Copy !req
1480. Confound it, lady,
you know that you haven't got an aunt.
Copy !req
1481. - If I did have an aunt...
- She'd muzzle you.
Copy !req
1482. You can't talk to me that way.
Copy !req
1483. I don't like to see young people in jail.
I have children of my own.
Copy !req
1484. I don't care about your family.
All I want to do is get out of here.
Copy !req
1485. I don't have time to waste
sitting around in jail.
Copy !req
1486. - Go away, please.
- Shut up, David.
Copy !req
1487. - David, please be quiet.
- Let me tell you what happened.
Copy !req
1488. You're not going to get anywhere
with her. Just come with me.
Copy !req
1489. If one of us talks at a time,
now we're really getting somewhere.
Copy !req
1490. Now then, speak up, speak fast.
Copy !req
1491. - I'll explain the whole thing...
- Elmer!
Copy !req
1492. Get the key here, quick. Lock him up.
Copy !req
1493. A fine officer you are.
Copy !req
1494. Locking up a dangerous criminal
without locking him up.
Copy !req
1495. - Look, it's not locked.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1496. I've seen it!
I've seen a cheetah in the park.
Copy !req
1497. You have no right to do that!
Copy !req
1498. What's going on here?
Copy !req
1499. - Here's something for you, Constable.
- What's the charge?
Copy !req
1500. We caught him in front of the meat market
in Dr. Lehman's stolen car.
Copy !req
1501. So you're a car thief?
Copy !req
1502. No man is going
to call Aloysius Gogarty a car thief.
Copy !req
1503. Come on!
Copy !req
1504. Lock him up.
Copy !req
1505. Hey, let go!
Copy !req
1506. Here you are, fellow.
This should hold you for a while.
Copy !req
1507. Hello, Gogarty.
Copy !req
1508. Hello, Miss Susan. How did you get here?
Copy !req
1509. Influence.
Copy !req
1510. Don't worry, Gogarty. I'll get you out.
Copy !req
1511. Sure. Look, she got me out.
Copy !req
1512. Hold on here.
Do you know this young lady?
Copy !req
1513. Of course. Don't I work for her aunt?
Copy !req
1514. - You what?
- Don't I work for her aunt?
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1515. If one more person mentions
that she's got an aunt...
Copy !req
1516. I'll put you all
on bread and water for 30 days.
Copy !req
1517. Well, where is everyone?
Copy !req
1518. Who's in charge here?
Copy !req
1519. Right in there. Hey, Constable!
Copy !req
1520. What do you mean
by locking up my niece?
Copy !req
1521. I won't stand for it! Give me the keys.
Copy !req
1522. Madam, you're hysterical.
Copy !req
1523. - What is it you want?
- She wants her niece.
Copy !req
1524. I certainly do. I want my niece right here.
Copy !req
1525. - Who is your niece?
- Give us a description of her.
Copy !req
1526. - She's about so tall...
- Aunt Elizabeth, is that you?
Copy !req
1527. There she is now.
Copy !req
1528. Hold on just a minute.
Lady, tell me, who are you?
Copy !req
1529. I am Mrs. Carleton Random,
and I want my niece.
Copy !req
1530. - You're Mrs. Carleton Random?
- I certainly am.
Copy !req
1531. - And you say your niece is here?
- She certainly is.
Copy !req
1532. That's where I got you.
The young lady here ain't got no aunt.
Copy !req
1533. And you're not Mrs. Carleton Random,
because I talked to her...
Copy !req
1534. on the phone not 10 minutes ago.
Copy !req
1535. I ought to know who I am!
Copy !req
1536. Yes, you should, I think.
You did talk to her 10 minutes ago...
Copy !req
1537. on the phone.
Copy !req
1538. - How do you know?
- I was there.
Copy !req
1539. - Who are you?
- I'm the niece... I'm the aunt...
Copy !req
1540. I'm Major Horace Applegate
of the Explorer's Club.
Copy !req
1541. What are you doing with that gun?
Copy !req
1542. I have been hunting a leopard.
Copy !req
1543. - You've been hunting leopards?
- I said so, yes.
Copy !req
1544. - Any luck?
- Not what I'm accustomed to, no.
Copy !req
1545. I have been a bit confused
regarding the leopards here.
Copy !req
1546. - Boys.
- You have something on your mind.
Copy !req
1547. Not so fast, lady. We just want to find out.
Copy !req
1548. This old battle-ax keeps
yelling that she's Mrs. Random.
Copy !req
1549. Why, that's ridiculous.
Copy !req
1550. Mrs. Random is in bed.
Copy !req
1551. And don't you be calling up here again.
Good night.
Copy !req
1552. Good night. Well, just as you said, doc,
they're all lying.
Copy !req
1553. Obviously. I have no doubt you'll find
you made a very important haul.
Copy !req
1554. Yeah, thanks to you, doc.
Copy !req
1555. If you get their confessions,
there'll be a lot of things you will turn up.
Copy !req
1556. Yeah? Well, I'll try it again. Come on, boys.
Copy !req
1557. Quiet!
Copy !req
1558. I'm warning you.
The first one who lets a squeak out...
Copy !req
1559. I'll put in solitary confinement.
Copy !req
1560. I'm gonna ask this man some questions.
I want absolute quiet.
Copy !req
1561. You said your name's Bone.
You stick to it?
Copy !req
1562. Won't do any good, we don't believe you.
We know that's an alias.
Copy !req
1563. - They're all impersonators.
- Why'd you try to break into his house?
Copy !req
1564. I was after a leopard.
Copy !req
1565. Leopard. Doc, they still stick to it.
Copy !req
1566. All agreed on one story.
Copy !req
1567. How about that bank robbery in Oldtown?
Copy !req
1568. What about it? How much did they get?
Copy !req
1569. They got a pretty penny.
Must've got $5,600...
Copy !req
1570. Say, who's asking the questions,
you or me?
Copy !req
1571. Who was with you last month
in that mail-truck job?
Copy !req
1572. Mickey the Mouse and Donald the Duck.
Copy !req
1573. Doc, make a note of their names.
Copy !req
1574. Now we're getting someplace.
You've gotta speak up.
Copy !req
1575. Quiet, lady. I'm waiting for you.
Copy !req
1576. Quiet, lady. Speak up now.
Copy !req
1577. Hey, flatfoot!
Copy !req
1578. You ain't getting no place. Come here.
Copy !req
1579. - Me?
- Yes, you. Come on, haul it over.
Copy !req
1580. You want someone to talk, don't you?
Copy !req
1581. It's about time. I certainly do.
Copy !req
1582. Get me out and I'll unbutton
my puss and shoot the works.
Copy !req
1583. Say, hold on, lady.
I thought that you were...
Copy !req
1584. - You ain't no lady!
- I kind of had you fooled, didn't I?
Copy !req
1585. Always wanted to make a sucker
out of a copper.
Copy !req
1586. What did I tell you my name was?
Copy !req
1587. - Your name is... Doc, what's her name?
- Susan Vance.
Copy !req
1588. Vaunce, kiddie. That's my society moniker.
Copy !req
1589. But the mob all calls me
"Swinging Door" Susie.
Copy !req
1590. Now you peg me?
Come on, toots, open up.
Copy !req
1591. - Open up, I'll make you feel hot.
- Stop that.
Copy !req
1592. I'm not opening any doors here
until you promise to talk.
Copy !req
1593. I talk, I'll talk so much,
it'll make your hair curl.
Copy !req
1594. Hear that, doc? She's promised to talk.
Copy !req
1595. All right, open it up.
Copy !req
1596. Susan, whatever it is, it won't work.
Copy !req
1597. "Swinging Door" Susie hasn't flopped yet.
I'm out this far, ain't I?
Copy !req
1598. Well, so long, gang.
Copy !req
1599. I'm not taking the rap for this job.
It's every man for himself.
Copy !req
1600. Quiet! I meant what I told you. You, too.
Copy !req
1601. Quit beefing. Get wise to your pal.
The heat's on, Jerry.
Copy !req
1602. Ain't his name Bone?
Copy !req
1603. You mean to say
you don't remember Jerry the Nipper?
Copy !req
1604. Make a note of that, doc.
Copy !req
1605. She's making all this up
out of motion pictures.
Copy !req
1606. I thought I saw you with
that red-headed skirt in a motion picture.
Copy !req
1607. There, doc, another woman.
Copy !req
1608. Sure. I wouldn't be squealing
if he hadn't been with another twist.
Copy !req
1609. So he's a lady-killer?
Copy !req
1610. A lady-killer?
Why, he's a regular Don Swan.
Copy !req
1611. Loves the ladies, don't you, honey?
Copy !req
1612. He bops them over. 1, 2, 3, boom!
Just like that.
Copy !req
1613. - He's a wolf.
- Now I'm a wolf!
Copy !req
1614. I'll send you a box of birdseed.
Copy !req
1615. Susie, I want you to tell the truth.
You'll never get into trouble.
Copy !req
1616. You're limping.
I suppose you got shot in a stickup?
Copy !req
1617. - No, I lost my heel.
- Don't bother about him.
Copy !req
1618. Sit down there. Doc, grab this chair.
Copy !req
1619. Elmer, grab a hold of that typewriter.
Copy !req
1620. I wanna get this whole thing down
in affidavit form.
Copy !req
1621. - Young lady, I want you to talk...
- Cigarette me, then I'll talk.
Copy !req
1622. - I don't smoke cigarettes.
- This will have to do.
Copy !req
1623. - That?
- It's a twofer.
Copy !req
1624. - What's that?
- Two for a nickel. Give me a match.
Copy !req
1625. I'm not going to stand for that in this jail.
Copy !req
1626. No smoking, no talking.
Put me back in the cell.
Copy !req
1627. Ain't gonna talk unless I have a cigarette.
Copy !req
1628. Hold it. Sit down.
Doc, give her one of them cigarettes.
Copy !req
1629. If you'll just tell the truth,
we'll make it as easy as we can...
Copy !req
1630. My case, if you please.
Copy !req
1631. There I go again. Sorry. Force of habit.
Forgot where I was for a minute.
Copy !req
1632. How about a little fresh air?
It's kind of hot in here.
Copy !req
1633. It is a little bit muggy.
Copy !req
1634. It's always that way around here,
this time of year.
Copy !req
1635. It's the humidity.
Copy !req
1636. What about the Cleghorn jewels?
Copy !req
1637. That's hot ice.
We're waiting for it to cool off.
Copy !req
1638. We're waiting... What do you mean, "we"?
Copy !req
1639. The gang. All of us.
Copy !req
1640. You all belong to the same gang?
Copy !req
1641. Sure. The Leopard Gang.
Copy !req
1642. That's what I'm after. We'll round them
all up with one fell swoop.
Copy !req
1643. Got that, doc? Fine.
How about you, Elmer?
Copy !req
1644. Not so fast. This is new to me.
Copy !req
1645. Hold on.
You can't spell "leopard" with a "U."
Copy !req
1646. - How do you spell it?
- Double "U."
Copy !req
1647. - What about that bank robbery?
- Boy, wasn't that a honey?
Copy !req
1648. A neater job has never been pulled
in this neck of the woods.
Copy !req
1649. Jerry was the inside man on that job.
Copy !req
1650. He was, was he? Were you there, too?
Copy !req
1651. Sure, what do you think?
I'm a one-man woman.
Copy !req
1652. Where my man goes, I go.
Copy !req
1653. "Babyface" Horace, he's the pick-up man...
Copy !req
1654. Wait! You're talking too fast!
Copy !req
1655. What's that?
Copy !req
1656. Confound it, doc! You only got as far
as the Cleghorn jewels.
Copy !req
1657. We gotta start all over again.
Now, young lady...
Copy !req
1658. - There she goes.
- She's got my car again!
Copy !req
1659. Go on, boys, after her.
Hurry up and get her.
Copy !req
1660. There she goes.
Copy !req
1661. Go get her, boys! If you don't,
there'll be a shakeup in this department.
Copy !req
1662. - Are you the constable?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1663. I'm looking for...
Copy !req
1664. Don't tell me you're looking for a leopard.
I'll lock you up.
Copy !req
1665. I'm looking for Mrs. Carleton Random.
Copy !req
1666. So is everybody else.
Let me tell you, she's not here.
Copy !req
1667. - I have reason to believe she is here.
- Who're you?
Copy !req
1668. Her attorney, Alexander Peabody.
Copy !req
1669. I'm Miss Swallow. I'm looking
for a man by the name of Dr. David Huxley.
Copy !req
1670. Is he here with Mrs. Random?
Copy !req
1671. Lady, the only folks here is a woman
who keeps saying she's Mrs. Random.
Copy !req
1672. Then we got a gangster named Bone.
Then we have "Babyface" Horace. Stop it.
Copy !req
1673. Then... What is it you want?
Copy !req
1674. I can identify this gentleman.
Copy !req
1675. You may remember me. I testified
during the breaking of the Borden will.
Copy !req
1676. Yes, I remember.
I demand to see my client at once.
Copy !req
1677. Slocum, you may have made a mistake.
Copy !req
1678. And if you have made a mistake...
Copy !req
1679. your position as constable in this county
will be in serious jeopardy.
Copy !req
1680. - Are you sure he's the old lady's attorney?
- Positively.
Copy !req
1681. Election next week, too.
Copy !req
1682. Mr. Peabody, just step right inside,
and we'll straighten this thing out.
Copy !req
1683. As a matter of fact,
we don't make mistakes.
Copy !req
1684. Here you are.
Is she or ain't she Mrs. Random?
Copy !req
1685. It's just about time you came.
Copy !req
1686. Of course she's Mrs. Random.
This is absurd. Open that door.
Copy !req
1687. - I told you.
- All right. What about him?
Copy !req
1688. - David, I don't understand...
- Alice, it's just one of those things.
Copy !req
1689. I can't explain it.
It happened, and here I am.
Copy !req
1690. Yes, in the last place
I expected to find you.
Copy !req
1691. I don't like it any better than you do.
Copy !req
1692. And let that young man out, too.
Copy !req
1693. Shucks, looks like I got the whole thing
fuddled up.
Copy !req
1694. I'm sorry, that's all I can say.
Copy !req
1695. You haven't heard the end of this, either.
I... Huxley!
Copy !req
1696. Why did you throw rocks at me last night?
Copy !req
1697. This is the young man to whom
you wanted me to donate $1 million...
Copy !req
1698. for his museum?
Copy !req
1699. Yes. No, I didn't. I changed my mind.
Copy !req
1700. David, what have you done?
Copy !req
1701. Just name anything, and I've done it.
Copy !req
1702. Joe, what are we gonna tell them?
Copy !req
1703. Tell them the truth. We lost the leopard.
Copy !req
1704. You the constable around here?
Copy !req
1705. Until the next election, anyway.
What is it you want?
Copy !req
1706. - We need some help.
- That's what I'm here for. What is it?
Copy !req
1707. We're looking for...
Copy !req
1708. Don't tell me you're looking for a leopard.
Copy !req
1709. How did you know that?
Copy !req
1710. - Know what?
- That we're looking for a leopard.
Copy !req
1711. This has gone far enough.
There are no leopards in the state of...
Copy !req
1712. - Get down, everybody!
- That's a bad cat. Somebody get a gun.
Copy !req
1713. Hold on, don't be alarmed.
There's no need to be frightened.
Copy !req
1714. Everything's going to be all right.
Copy !req
1715. Hello, Baby.
Copy !req
1716. - Is this my leopard?
- Yes. That's Baby.
Copy !req
1717. He didn't act that way with me.
Copy !req
1718. Wait a minute. That ain't my leopard.
Copy !req
1719. Of course it isn't.
That's why I took it out of the truck.
Copy !req
1720. You never let that one out of the truck.
Copy !req
1721. You couldn't touch our cat
with a 10-foot pole.
Copy !req
1722. You mean there's another leopard?
Copy !req
1723. That's what I'm telling you.
Copy !req
1724. Our cat came from the circus.
He just clawed a man.
Copy !req
1725. He's bad.
Copy !req
1726. My goodness! Susan's out
trying to catch the wrong leopard.
Copy !req
1727. Poor darling Susan. She's in danger,
and she's helpless without me.
Copy !req
1728. What's the matter with you?
Copy !req
1729. Come on.
If you don't want to walk, I'll drag you.
Copy !req
1730. You've got to get me out of this, Baby.
Copy !req
1731. What's the matter? You've been slapping
at me the whole way.
Copy !req
1732. We've got to get in here. You might
as well come without being stubborn...
Copy !req
1733. because I'm going to drag you in.
Copy !req
1734. I'm just as determined as you are,
so you might just as well come with me.
Copy !req
1735. I'm going to drag you in here.
Copy !req
1736. I don't like jail any more than you do,
but this is where we've got to be.
Copy !req
1737. Did I fool you this time!
Copy !req
1738. You thought I was doing the wrong thing,
but I've got him.
Copy !req
1739. No, you haven't, Susan. Look!
Copy !req
1740. Boys! Don't leave me in here!
Copy !req
1741. David, help me!
Copy !req
1742. Run!
Copy !req
1743. Run while you have the chance!
Copy !req
1744. - I won't leave you. I love you.
- What?
Copy !req
1745. Poke him, David.
Copy !req
1746. Let go, Susan, please.
Copy !req
1747. Please, go back. Can't you see
I'm trying to get it into the cell?
Copy !req
1748. Get in there!
Copy !req
1749. Get the keys, Susan!
Copy !req
1750. Give it to me.
Copy !req
1751. You're wonderful.
Copy !req
1752. You're absolutely wonderful.
Copy !req
1753. You're a hero. You saved my life.
Copy !req
1754. You'll go down in history.
I've never seen such bravery...
Copy !req
1755. Did you want to say something?
Copy !req
1756. What was it?
Copy !req
1757. David, you've fainted.
Copy !req
1758. There's nothing else I can say,
except that I'm glad...
Copy !req
1759. that before our marriage you showed
yourself up in your true colors.
Copy !req
1760. You're just a butterfly.
Copy !req
1761. Now I'm a butterfly.
Copy !req
1762. Where are you going, David?
Don't go up there.
Copy !req
1763. I want to talk to you. See? I've got it.
Copy !req
1764. I can't even see you. Now where are you?
Copy !req
1765. There you are.
Copy !req
1766. I followed George around for three days
and dug holes with him.
Copy !req
1767. And then he came and put it in my shoe.
Darling, look!
Copy !req
1768. David, don't be mad at me.
Copy !req
1769. Thank you very much.
Put it down on the table and go away.
Copy !req
1770. I don't want to go away.
I want to talk to you.
Copy !req
1771. Write me a letter.
Copy !req
1772. Don't! Go back, Susan!
Copy !req
1773. Jeepers, it's high up here.
Copy !req
1774. Please go back down the ladder quietly.
Copy !req
1775. When I go down,
I'll go down quietly, David...
Copy !req
1776. but I want to find out something first.
Copy !req
1777. Why did you run up that ladder
when I came in here?
Copy !req
1778. If you must know, I'm afraid of you.
Copy !req
1779. If you're afraid of me,
that's the same as if...
Copy !req
1780. Don't worry,
everything's gonna be all right.
Copy !req
1781. Every time you say that,
something happens.
Copy !req
1782. Please go down because you've already
cost the museum $1 million.
Copy !req
1783. I haven't. I've got the $1 million.
Aunt Elizabeth gave it to me...
Copy !req
1784. and I'm going to give it to you
for the museum.
Copy !req
1785. I'm sure they'll be very pleased.
Copy !req
1786. Aren't you pleased, David?
Copy !req
1787. - Yes, I suppose so, but...
- It's too late, isn't it?
Copy !req
1788. I've made a mess of everything, haven't I?
Copy !req
1789. I was so happy
when I found the bone this morning.
Copy !req
1790. If I could only make you understand.
Copy !req
1791. All that happened, happened because
I was trying to keep you near me.
Copy !req
1792. I just did anything
that came into my head.
Copy !req
1793. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1794. I ought to thank you.
Copy !req
1795. - Thank me?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1796. For what?
Copy !req
1797. I've just discovered that was the best day
I ever had in my whole life.
Copy !req
1798. - You don't mean it?
- I've never had a better time.
Copy !req
1799. - But I was there.
- That's what made it so good.
Copy !req
1800. - Did you really have a good time?
- Yes, I did!
Copy !req
1801. That's wonderful.
Do you realize what that means?
Copy !req
1802. That means that you must like me
a little bit.
Copy !req
1803. - It's more than that.
- Is it?
Copy !req
1804. Yes. I love you, I think.
Copy !req
1805. That's wonderful because I love you, too.
Copy !req
1806. Stop rocking, David.
Copy !req
1807. I'm not rocking. I...
Copy !req
1808. Please, the brontosaurus!
Four years' work went into this.
Copy !req
1809. - Look out, Susan, something's going to...
- I'm falling!
Copy !req
1810. Hold on, Susan! Hold on! Don't let go!
Copy !req
1811. David, look what I've done.
Copy !req
1812. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1813. David, can you ever forgive me?
Copy !req
1814. You can, and you still love me.
Copy !req
1815. - Susan, that...
- You do.
Copy !req
1816. English
Copy !req