1. I'm so...
I'm so glad you called.
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you were free.
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3. God,
I love your eyes.
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4. Okay, now what?
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5. Cup my balls.
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6. Okay, yes.
All right. I can do that.
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There we go.
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10. Okay, you know what?
Slow it down, slow it down.
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Slow it down.
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12. There we go.
How's that?
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See? Doesn't that feel good?
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No, I want to go fast.
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Fast.
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That feels good.
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You know what?
I think...
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we are on different
rhythms here.
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I was so scared.
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I look terrible.
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Are you kidding?
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a rule against that.
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Oh.
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I'm kidding.
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in the morning.
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with you.
Oh. Yeah.
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I think we get
along really well
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coming up at work
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to make promises
I can't keep.
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I know you do.
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We're on the same page.
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a relationship right now,
either. Let's just say that.
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I can do...
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I like simple...
I'm not like other girls.
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"Be my boyfriend!"
Unless you were like, "Yeah!"
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"Maybe."
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I really want you to leave,
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without sounding like a dick.
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Hands behind your heads!
Let's go! Sit-ups!
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like pieces of bacon
on a plate.
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I smell the fat!
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Me, too.
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an excellent motivator.
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Oh, God.
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take this class,
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have to pay for it
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of these bitches!
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64. What, are you dancing?
In the park...
Dance class?
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65. You are not dancing.
You are not
dancing in the park!
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Freeloaders!
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68. Is he coming?
I'm coming after you!
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69. Sorry, Rodney.
We're on a budget.
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It's only 12 bucks!
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You fucking freeloaders.
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of our minds.
I know.
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74. That's okay.
I'm so glad that
we got to do this.
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seen you in forever.
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in Chicago a lot.
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Sleeping at Dougie's house.
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closer to work.
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with him anyway?
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I mean, it's fine,
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like he's been
distant lately.
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"dude" a lot.
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Anyway,
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do last night?
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do last night?
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telling me something.
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Ted for a little bit.
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We had fun.
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Here's what I
don't like about it.
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after you see him,
every time.
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and then you feel like shit,
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like you're doing it
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bad about yourself.
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and we hung out.
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And you know what?
It was fun.
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sex with him.
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adult sleepover.
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102. Ooh. Did you let him
sleep over in your mouth?
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I'm sorry!
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He kept putting
it near my face.
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don't they?
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Let us offer.
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You're supposed
to slap it away.
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look right at it.
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It's like...
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I'm trying to make it round,
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because I have elbows.
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you say he's cute
and all that stuff,
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like shit, you know?
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and any guy
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to be your man.
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make room
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is nice to you.
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He's honest!
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we are what we are
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And I like that.
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you need dental work.
He's an asshole.
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wrong with my teeth.
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Yes.
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135. I don't want to
go to work today.
Mmm-mmm.
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times Terry's called me.
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I don't want
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monkey lamps.
Sorry!
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to never work for
a psychopath again.
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have gone down Mason.
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that opened a bakery
during the recession.
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Annie.
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147. Come on. Look away,
look away, look away.
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ideas of styles?
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149. Oh, I don't know.
What do you think, honey?
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are making this
decision together.
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love each other, huh?
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Yeah.
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That will go away.
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trust anybody, ever.
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you're in a
relationship with.
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living with you,
you don't
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sleeping next to.
It is scary.
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159. I mean, look at him.
He may not even be Asian.
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want to look at
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Okay, sure.
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166. Umm, nothing.
They had to run.
They had to go somewhere.
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167. And no wonder.
You're selling
lifelong happiness.
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about your problems
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boyfriend left you,
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will work out.
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"love is eternal" face.
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four years tops.
That is not eternal.
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come over here
for a second, please?
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the best nicknames.
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176. You don't need
a nickname because
Kahlua is so delicious.
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for touching you.
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"love is eternal" face.
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have menstrual cramps.
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Kahlua.
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be more like Kahlua?
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really hard.
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got to try harder.
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you have got this job,
Annie,
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is my sponsor in AA,
and I'm doing her a favor.
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188. You shouldn't be
behind the counter.
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you are not the father!
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Don't do that.
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194. Guess what
happened to me today.
Hmm. What?
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You did what?
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The guy said,
"Do you want a tattoo?"
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198. Yeah, opened up
the side of his van.
No.
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199. He said, "It's for free!"
And I said, "Sure."
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Yeah!
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See here?
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Oh, my God, Brynn!
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symbol meaning "wasted."
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just so you know,
it's...
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Hello. How are you?
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your sister's tattoo?
It's really infected.
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a little bit of ice on it.
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frozen peas on there.
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All right.
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a quick word.
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tomorrow the rent is due.
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and I wondered
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your check, too?
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I'm getting
the money.
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a little slow.
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keep it in the bag
and put the bag on it.
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Yeah.
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like, "needing it
today"-type situation.
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Me!
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Hurry up, your creepy
neighbor asked me
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watch the news again.
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229. Sorry.
He is so gross.
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Let me take your magazines.
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and wine party. Ooh!
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that you are here.
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Because I want
to eat an apple.
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some apple?
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I got engaged.
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He asked me last night.
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I know!
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been acting so weird
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and he thought he
was gonna blow it.
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me and I thought
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break up with me.
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Can you believe this?
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Oh, my God, I just got hot.
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Are you okay?
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are sweating.
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252. My stomach hurts. I'm hot.
What does that mean?
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What is happening?
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I'm wearing a ring.
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my maid of honor.
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It's gonna be really fun.
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we can plan
everything together.
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Planning your wedding...
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you're up for it?
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and to put on your plate.
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through a tricky time,
and you're super-busy...
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It's a lot to ask.
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Okay.
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more than happy to do it,
and it's not too much.
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It's my fiancé calling.
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what's up?
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I just told her!
Yeah, she's so happy.
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I miss you, too.
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I'll meet you in an hour.
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282. Painting those giant bangs
was a royal pain in my can.
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283. And those teeth!
I should have
painted her mouth shut.
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284. Can you just get dressed?
We're gonna be late
for the engagement party.
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to tell you, honey.
What?
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What?
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speak at AA tonight,
and I just have to.
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No.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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you're not supposed
to go to those things.
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never had a drink.
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They are inspiring.
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I've just got to tell you.
Sit down.
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blow-jobbing to get crack.
His name is Marvin Johnson...
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You keep... It's no names.
Okay, okay.
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Marvin J. Whatever.
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300. Too late.
Well, he became
a gay prostitute.
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he had hit his bottom.
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honey,
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is your bottom.
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hitting bottom
is a good thing.
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nowhere to go but up.
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Yep. That's what you say.
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Yeah.
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the pep talk, Mom.
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going to Lillian's party
by myself, then.
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about being by yourself.
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by myself.
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new whore, Barb.
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No, I don't like to say it.
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married 12 years.
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But she's still a whore.
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him in the evening,
beaver first.
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think about that.
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by giving your dad
something sexually.
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one thing I would
never do,
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is a champion at it.
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a "chicken coop."
Of course it is.
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and you peck your way
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you have a beak.
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with two eggs
in your mouth.
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your dad likes it.
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he grew up on a farm.
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want to move in with me?
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but no way.
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Yeah?
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Okay.
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your own place.
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Okay.
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338. All right,
I'm going to go.
All right.
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341. Sorry.
Needs a wash.
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punch it a few times
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Lillian.
I know.
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engagement party.
Isn't that crazy?
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Dougie's boss
is a member here.
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and his parents, too.
And Dougie, I guess.
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I guess, too, now.
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351. Come on, let's go
say hi to the rest
of the bridal party!
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my cousin Rita?
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Annie.
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since you
graduated high school.
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three kids now.
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They're so cute.
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but when they
reach that age,
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they are sticky,
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that are horrible,
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over everything, okay?
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a blanket in half.
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I'm going with that?
I do.
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in half.
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this is Becca,
my friend from work.
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the trenches together.
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to meet you.
Hey, how are you?
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Kevin.
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"Husband."
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We are newlyweds.
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a sweetheart honeymoon.
Oh.
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Disney World.
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other's sentences.
Sorry.
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Is this your husband?
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I'm sorry.
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for a walk later?
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I can't. I'm sorry.
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I'm here solo.
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I'm Becca.
Rewind.
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You don't have a husband.
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Dougie's sister, Megan.
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Hi.
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supposed to have wine.
I'll be right back.
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Hey. How is it going?
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It's going great.
I'm on the mend.
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pins in my legs.
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pins in my legs,
I can still do this. Right?
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398. I fell off a cruise ship,
but I'm back.
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399. Oh, shit.
Yeah, "Oh, shit."
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400. Yeah, "Oh, shit."
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401. Took a hard,
hard, violent fall.
Kind of pinballed down.
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broke a lot of shit.
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say I survived,
I'm going to say I thrived.
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that dolphin looked
not at me,
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"I'm saving you, Megan."
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409. Not with his mouth,
but he said it,
I'm assuming, telepathically.
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410. We had a connection
that I don't even
know if I can... Jesus.
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411. Hey, shut my mouth.
Look at... Unbelievable.
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412. You must be Annie's fella.
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413. I'm Megan.
It's a pleasure.
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414. He's not...
I'm not... He's not...
I'm not with him.
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415. Sorry.
All right.
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416. I'm glad he's single,
because I'm going to
climb that like a tree.
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417. Okay. You have
to meet Helen.
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418. There she is. Helen.
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419. Come here!
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420. Helen, this is Annie.
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421. Hi!
Ohh!
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422. There she is.
Maid of honor.
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423. So lovely to meet
Lillian's childhood friend.
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424. You are so pretty.
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425. You are so cute!
You are so sweet.
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426. Helen is married
to Dougie's boss,
Mr. Harris. Perry.
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427. Perry. And they
are so close now,
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428. they are literally
joined at the hip.
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429. Which is good,
because so are we.
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430. I know.
I'm so glad you guys
are finally meeting.
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431. I know. Me, too.
I know. It's lovely.
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432. Well, excuse me,
I better go check on
the hors d'oeuvres.
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433. But it was great
to finally meet you.
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434. It's a great party.
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435. Enjoy.
Bye.
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436. Bye.
Bye.
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437. She's great, isn't she?
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438. She's awesome.
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439. And I really
look forward to having
Doug as part of our family.
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440. So much so
that you two should
get married right now
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441. and save me
a shitload of money.
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442. Dad.
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443. Everybody always
laughs at that,
but I'm not joking.
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444. I'm not joking.
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445. Anyway, I want
to thank all of you
for coming.
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446. And here's to Doug and
my baby girl, Lillian.
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447. Cheers!
Cheers!
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448. I love you, Dad.
LILLIAN'S DAD: Enough of me.
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449. Let's get the maid
of honor up here.
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450. All right.
Annie?
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451. Umm. Hi.
I'm Annie Walker.
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452. Yay, Annie!
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453. I'm not going to go
on with a big speech,
so I'll just say this.
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454. I'm so happy to be
a part of this celebration.
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455. And you two
deserve each other,
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456. as well as
a lifetime of happiness.
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457. Thank you.
Cheers.
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458. Love you guys.
GUESTS : Cheers.
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459. Thanks, Annie.
Cheers.
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460. Thank you, Annie.
That was so sweet.
Thank you.
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461. Lil, remember that trip
we took to
Miami with the boys?
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462. And they were
working the entire weekend,
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463. and we just sat
and drank wine
and ate peanut brittle.
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464. And I shared things with you
that I've never
shared with anyone.
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465. And you made me realize
how I can trust people again.
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466. So let me just say,
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467. Lillian,
you are my best friend.
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468. And I'm
so proud of you.
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469. Sorry. And, Dougly...
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470. I'm sorry, inside joke.
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471. You better not
keep my Lil on a leash
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472. because I still
need my drunken
Saturday nights
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473. at Rockin' Sushi, okay?
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474. Everybody raise your glasses
to the couple of the decade,
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475. Doug and Lillian.
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476. Have a great night.
Dessert wine is out.
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477. Dessert wine, yummy.
Excuse me.
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478. Umm...
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479. I just wanted to
say really quick that
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480. you are so special
to me, because...
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481. Well, one of the reasons is
because I've known you
my whole entire life.
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482. And you've really
helped shape who I am.
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483. I just want to thank you
for carefully selecting me
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485. I know you had
some other choices,
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486. but you are like my sister,
and I love you.
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487. Well, that concludes
the speeches for the night.
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488. Thank you.
One last thing.
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489. It's rare to meet
someone as an adult
who you really connect with,
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490. and that's you, Lil.
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491. I went to Thailand recently
with my husband, Perry,
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492. and there is
a beautiful saying
that I learned there.
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493. It means,
"You are a part of me,
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494. "a part that I could
never live without,
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495. "and I hope and I pray
that I never have to."
Copy !req
496. And that's it for tonight.
Thank you for coming.
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497. Really quick,
Thank you all for coming.
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498. I just wanted to
say really quick...
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499. Dessert wine is out.
Consuelo?
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500. Really quick.
Speaking of Consuelo,
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501. Lillian and I took
Spanish together in school.
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502. And so, I would just
like to say to you,
and to everyone here...
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503. Thank you.
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504. Thank you.
I feel so close to you
and can trust you.
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505. You are my
angel and soul mate.
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506. And I feel I can
communicate with you
with simply a look.
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507. Thank you for coming.
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508. Here, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
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509. Yep, I got it.
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510. Lillian...
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511. Keep smiling, keep shining
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512. Knowing you can
always count on me
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513. For sure
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514. That's what friends are for
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515. In good times and bad times
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516. I'll be on your
side forever more
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517. That's what friends are for
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518. That's what
friends are for
Copy !req
519. Man,
engagement parties rule.
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520. It made me feel awesome,
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521. like I can go out
and catch another
dude to marry.
Copy !req
522. So, what's up with her,
anyway? With Helen?
Copy !req
523. What?
I'm just like...
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524. I don't know.
She's in your wedding
Copy !req
525. and you've only
known her eight months,
though, right?
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526. Come on.
Get it out,
get it all out.
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527. I'm just...
Like, the whole gown,
and the... thing.
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528. It's just weird, right?
You know what?
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529. She's actually
really cool, Annie.
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530. She's really...
She's a good one.
I'm telling you.
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531. Well, I'm sure if you
like her, I will like her.
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532. You have to just
get to know her.
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533. Yeah.
Which I think
you really should.
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534. And... Will you
just do me a favor?
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535. Would you just hang
out with her once,
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536. just the two of you.
All right?
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537. As a favor to me.
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538. Okay, I will.
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539. I love you, Annie Lou.
I love you, too.
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540. Bye.
Bye.
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541. Oh. Hi, I'm Helen.
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542. You live in Milwaukee?
I'm sorry.
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543. Have you met Lillian?
She's my best friend.
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544. Yeah, I know.
We've only known each other
for five minutes.
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545. Oh! Oh!
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546. Oh! Cute.
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547. No. No. Come on.
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548. See? Okay?
I'm not drunk. I told you.
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549. So, you are just
a terrible sober driver?
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550. Ha ha. Very funny.
Can I stop walking now?
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551. You can stop walking
when I tell you
to stop walking.
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552. Hey, look.
If I was drunk,
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553. would I be able to do this?
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554. Stop it. Stop it.
Please, stop.
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555. Please, stop.
I believe you.
You are not drunk.
Copy !req
556. But I'm still gonna
have to give you a ticket.
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557. What? Why?
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558. It's a funny thing
about brake lights.
You have to have them.
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559. I knew it.
God, those have
been out for a year.
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560. I'm so stupid.
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561. Look, please.
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562. Please, I promise
I will get them fixed.
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563. This week, I promise.
Please. Do you have
to give me a ticket?
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564. Yes. License
and registration,
please.
Copy !req
565. Thanks.
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566. Look at that,
you live on
Wynnewood Drive.
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567. Yep.
We are neighbors.
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568. I just live
over on Ashley.
Ahh.
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569. I used to work on Ashley.
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570. You did? Where?
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571. I had a bakery
on the main part
of the street there.
Copy !req
572. Oh. Cake Baby.
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573. You are Cake Baby!
Yeah!
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574. Yeah, you had your sign.
It was your face.
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575. Yeah!
That was you?
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576. That was me.
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577. You made good cakes.
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578. Thanks.
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579. You used to make these
little pastry things,
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580. and you'd put
something in them,
like a cream or a custard...
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581. Cream puffs.
Copy !req
582. Cream puffs,
that's what you call them.
Delicious.
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583. I used to get served
by this tall, broad guy,
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584. with, like, a wormy face.
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585. Yeah, that was my boyfriend.
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586. Sorry.
No, no. It was...
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587. He was my boyfriend,
and then he left me
Copy !req
588. when the business
went under. So, anyway...
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589. You're kidding?
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590. What a dick.
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591. I'm glad
I never tipped him.
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592. You know what?
Let's forget about this.
Copy !req
593. Let's just
forget this one.
Really?
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594. Under one condition.
What? What?
Copy !req
595. Get your
taillights fixed...
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596. I promise.
I promise I will.
I promise. Thank you.
Copy !req
597. before you kill someone.
Copy !req
598. I'm not going to
kill anybody.
Copy !req
599. All right.
Here, there's your ID.
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600. And I'm going
to give you this.
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601. It's a buddy of mine.
He has a body
shop in Milwaukee.
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602. He'll fix those
right up for you.
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603. Bill Cozbi?
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604. Yeah, with a "Z."
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605. Different guy.
Yeah.
Copy !req
606. And don't mention
the whole "Bill
Cosby" thing to him.
Copy !req
607. It drives him nuts.
I mean it.
Copy !req
608. Okay, I get it. Thanks.
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609. You know what?
If you mention my name,
that I referred you,
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610. he'll give you
a particularly
good deal.
Copy !req
611. My gosh. Thank you.
Copy !req
612. I really appreciate it.
Thanks.
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613. Okay. Well,
I appreciated your cakes.
Copy !req
614. So, we are even.
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615. That's me, there.
Rhodes. Officer Rhodes.
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616. That's really
nice of you.
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617. Thank you.
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618. We are not all bad.
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619. What?
Copy !req
620. I was just saying,
we are not all bad!
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621. Oh. Yeah.
Copy !req
622. Actually, the rest of
them are, but not me.
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623. I'm the best of them.
Copy !req
624. Okay. Thank you.
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625. Anyway.
Copy !req
626. Thank you.
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627. I didn't know
you played tennis.
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628. Yeah, I played
a little in
high school.
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629. I'm so glad we
were able to do this.
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630. I'm really glad we
could do this, too.
It's nice we get to hang out.
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631. I know, right?
Yeah.
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632. It's too bad
Lillian couldn't play
with us today.
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633. Poor thing, she is so busy.
Copy !req
634. Ohh. I know.
Copy !req
635. But she's not really
that into sports.
Copy !req
636. Even when we were little,
she didn't like anything
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637. that was too competitive.
Copy !req
638. She certainly enjoys
playing tennis now.
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639. It's funny how
people change, isn't it?
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640. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
Do people really change?
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641. I think they do.
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642. Yeah, but, I mean,
they still stay
who they are, pretty much.
Copy !req
643. I think we change
all the time.
Copy !req
644. I think we stay the same,
but grow,
I guess, a little bit.
Copy !req
645. I think if you are growing,
then you are changing.
Copy !req
646. But, I mean, we are changing
from who we are,
which we always stay as.
Copy !req
647. Not really,
I don't think so.
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648. I think so.
I don't.
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649. Annie! These are my kids.
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650. Step-kids.
Step.
Copy !req
651. They are so hilarious.
Copy !req
652. Funny.
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653. Excuse me,
my husband's kids.
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654. What are
you guys up to?
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655. Going to the snack bar.
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656. Awesome. You need
a ride home later?
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657. Fuck off, Helen.
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658. Okay. Put a quarter
in the swear-jar.
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659. Good to see you.
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660. They are so cute.
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661. Sweet kids.
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662. Carol!
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663. Get your shit together, Carol!
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664. Yes!
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665. I've seen better
tennis playing in
a tampon commercial.
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666. Umm...
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667. I've been thinking, and...
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668. Brynn needs to start
paying rent. That's it.
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669. She's been here
long enough.
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670. The three of us live here,
it's not fair for
me to be paying half.
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671. We split it three ways.
What do you say?
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672. Well, she can't work.
She's on a tourist visa.
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673. Yeah. So, technically,
I'm only allowed to tour.
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674. Well, you know...
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675. I have no way
of earning money,
Copy !req
676. unless I just
go and prostitute
down on the street.
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677. I don't want you
to do that, no.
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678. "Hello, fellas.
Here I am."
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679. Yeah, but we...
"Put your American sausage
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680. "in my English McMuffin."
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681. No, we did that.
All right.
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682. Okay, I don't even know
what you're
talking about anymore.
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683. There's three
people living here.
Yeah.
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684. If she doesn't
start paying...
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685. I'm not.
she has to leave.
Copy !req
686. Is this about
the diary again?
Copy !req
687. What diary?
Copy !req
688. Your diary proved
very interesting to read.
Copy !req
689. You read my...
You read my journal?
Copy !req
690. At first, I did not know
that it was your diary.
Copy !req
691. I thought it was
a very sad,
hand-written book.
Copy !req
692. What? That does not
make any...
Copy !req
693. But, because of
the deep personal details
Copy !req
694. and the bits that
mentioned Gil and Brynn...
No, no, no, no.
Copy !req
695. Don't read my journal!
And the crumbs.
Copy !req
696. Then...
Don't go in my room!
Copy !req
697. Well, hello! I think,
before you make
those sort of demands,
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698. you need to,
maybe, think about
Copy !req
699. putting a note on
your door saying,
Copy !req
700. "Do not come into my room,
read my diary and
wear my clothes."
Copy !req
701. Wow, I've never been
to this part of town before.
Copy !req
702. Look, you can get
your checks cashed
next door.
Copy !req
703. I know it looks
a little scary
on the outside,
Copy !req
704. but the food
is really good,
authentic Brazilian.
Copy !req
705. I'm telling you,
this is where
Brazilians come to eat.
Copy !req
706. I got to say, Annie's
really good at this.
Copy !req
707. She always drags me
to the weirdest places
Copy !req
708. and the food is
always incredible.
Copy !req
709. And plus, you get
a lot for your money, too.
So that's good.
Copy !req
710. All right.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
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711. Whoa! Somebody
likes Brazilian food.
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712. To my bridesmaids.
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713. Cheers.
Cheers.
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714. Cheers to Lil!
Copy !req
715. This is such a stone-cold
pack of weirdos,
and I'm so proud.
Copy !req
716. And I just want to toast
all of you ladies.
Copy !req
717. I'm so happy to
get to know you guys,
Copy !req
718. and happy to say
that I have four
new friends.
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719. Absolutely. Cheers.
Copy !req
720. So, Annie,
do you have a date
for the wedding?
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721. Um...
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722. I don't... I don't think
I'm bringing anybody,
I guess.
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723. Please, can I
set you up? Please?
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724. Annie, you can't go
to the wedding alone.
Please?
Copy !req
725. If you go alone,
people might think
you're a prostitute.
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726. Maybe.
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727. I'm sorry.
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728. I hope that you're all hungry
for churrasco Brasil.
What would you like?
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729. Yeah, I'll have
some of that, please.
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730. I'll start with this.
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731. I'd say yes.
Hello, chicken.
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732. This is crazy
good, ya'll.
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733. Helen, aren't you
eating any meat?
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734. It's not good
to eat a big meal
before a fitting.
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735. I feel a bit
bloated, so...
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736. Not me.
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737. No?
No. Physically,
I don't bloat.
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738. Lucky.
That is lucky.
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739. It's a gift.
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740. I can't wait to be married
for as long as you've been
married.
Copy !req
741. And to have kids.
Copy !req
742. And be a mom.
Becca?
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743. Yeah?
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744. The other night,
I'm slaving away,
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745. making a beautiful
dinner for my family.
Copy !req
746. My youngest boy
comes in and says
he wants to order a pizza.
Copy !req
747. I said, "No, we're not
ordering pizza tonight."
Copy !req
748. He goes,
"Mom, why don't you go
and fuck yourself?"
Copy !req
749. He's nine.
Copy !req
750. Okay, now that
Lillian's in the bathroom,
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751. I just wanted to
talk to you guys about
the shower really quick.
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752. I was thinking it
could be French-themed,
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753. since she's always wanted
to go to Paris her whole life.
Copy !req
754. So I figured we
could bring Paris here
Copy !req
755. and have champagne
and little cookies.
Copy !req
756. They'd say "Lillian
and Dougie" on them.
Copy !req
757. We can dip them in
chocolate fondue,
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758. and get cheese from
the nice part of the store.
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759. I love that.
Good idea, Annie.
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760. We can have
French invitations,
the whole thing.
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761. Don't you think
that'd be nice?
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762. That's adorable!
That's really cute.
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763. Good. Great.
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764. I don't know.
It's really cute.
Copy !req
765. But I feel like,
personally, the Paris theme's
Copy !req
766. a bit,
"Been there, done that."
Copy !req
767. I just feel
like we can top it.
Copy !req
768. We should throw
some ideas around.
Copy !req
769. See if anyone else
has a theme they had in mind
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770. or something
they'd been thinking of.
Copy !req
771. What about
a Pixar-themed shower?
Copy !req
772. And we all come dressed
as our favorite
Pixar character.
Copy !req
773. That, and I'll just
snowball on top of that,
also Fight Club.
Copy !req
774. Female fight club.
Copy !req
775. We grease up,
we pull in.
Copy !req
776. Lillian doesn't know,
so it's, "Surprise!
We're going to fight!"
Copy !req
777. We beat the shit out of her.
Copy !req
778. She's not going
to forget that.
Copy !req
779. We just fucking attack.
Copy !req
780. Can I be honest?
No.
Copy !req
781. I'm at home with
three boys all day,
every day.
Copy !req
782. What about
the bachelorette party?
Copy !req
783. That's what's more important.
Copy !req
784. I've got a new tube top,
I want to cut the tags off.
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785. I'd like to take
advantage of this opportunity.
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786. Where are we going?
I'm going
to second her.
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787. We'd better
blow this shit out.
Yeah.
Copy !req
788. That poor girl, Lillian,
who we're all here for,
Copy !req
789. is in the bathroom
probably bawling her
fucking eyes out.
Copy !req
790. Because she's realizing,
"Holy shit!
Copy !req
791. "I've got to spend
the rest of my life
with Doug."
Copy !req
792. He's my brother. I love him.
But he is a fucking asshole.
Copy !req
793. I think we can all
agree on that, right?
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794. We can...
We'll figure it out.
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795. I mean, I can think of stuff,
and it will be great.
Copy !req
796. We just have to make sure
it's really, really special.
Copy !req
797. Belle en Blanc?
This is the place.
Great job, Annie.
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798. Thanks.
Annie.
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799. Belle en Blanc.
Reservation name?
Copy !req
800. I don't have one.
We're just here to shop,
just to try on some dresses.
Copy !req
801. Okay. Well, the next
available appointment
Copy !req
802. for bridesmaids'
fittings is in seven weeks.
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803. Absolutely no walk-ins.
Copy !req
804. Whitney? It's Helen.
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805. Helen Harris?
Yeah!
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806. Hi!
Hi.
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807. Oh, my God. Hi. Listen,
I'll buzz you right in.
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808. Great, thanks.
Okay.
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809. Hello. Welcome, come in.
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810. You look wonderful.
Great to see you.
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811. Welcome to Belle
en Blanc, ladies.
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812. Welcome to heaven.
Thank you.
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813. Oh, man!
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814. This is some
classy shit here.
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815. Jesus, Megan!
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816. I'm sorry,
I want to apologize.
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817. I'm not even confident
on which end that came out of.
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818. Whitney, back to you.
I'm sorry.
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819. Anyway, take a look around.
Get to know the dresses.
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820. If you need anything,
I'll be in my office.
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821. Have fun.
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822. Oh, my God.
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823. It's a Fritz Bernaise.
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824. Ladies, I...
Oh, my God!
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825. I just don't think
we can do any better.
This is...
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826. This is beautiful.
That is gorgeous.
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827. It's unique,
it's special, it's couture.
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828. This is made in France.
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829. Helen, this is $800.
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830. Are you kidding?
It's on sale.
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831. Are you serious?
Oh, my gosh.
What a perfect combination.
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832. You guys,
it was meant to be.
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833. Oh. That's nice.
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834. There's other dresses
we should be looking at.
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835. Nope, not that one.
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836. Lillian,
Lillian, look at this one.
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837. Isn't this pretty?
Yeah.
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838. It's really pretty
and sweet, and...
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839. We don't want to
upstage Lillian
with a big fancy dress.
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840. Maybe we should
just get something
kind of simple.
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841. Oh.
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842. Please do not worry
about upstaging me.
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843. Because guess who
Helen is friends with
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844. and who's
designing my wedding dress.
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845. Lady St. Petsois JuJu.
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846. I just sent my
measurements to France, y'all.
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847. No, you didn't.
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848. Where were you when I
was getting married?
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849. Ladies, let's not decide
on this bridesmaids'
dress straight away.
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850. Let's let
our bodies decide.
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851. Try some things on
and have some fun, okay?
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852. Yeah, let's have
some fun, girls.
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853. Ladies,
start your "engines."
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854. Oh, yeah.
Lil, Lil.
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855. Amazing.
This is so cool.
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856. Ladies. Ladies,
if I may interject.
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857. I just want to say
you all look stunning.
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858. That's a given. Head to toe.
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859. But, sadly,
we need to agree on one.
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860. Well, I mean, ladies,
you all look beautiful.
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861. But I just think,
personally, the
Fritz Bernaise is just...
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862. I mean...
It's a Bernaise.
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863. This is
one of a kind.
I just...
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864. I don't think
there is a question.
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865. No. No question.
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866. There might be a question.
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867. I might...
I might have a question.
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868. I think this
dress would look great
on everybody.
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869. It's a great color.
It's a great length.
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870. It's fun. You can twirl.
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871. You can move in it.
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872. You can spread
your legs apart.
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873. And it's a great price.
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874. This is designer as well.
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875. Is anyone else hot?
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876. It is like an
oven in here.
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877. Okay, well,
maybe this might
help you decide.
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878. While you gals were
in the changing room,
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879. I happened to rustle up
a two-year-old Lady
JuJu dress in storage.
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880. I had Lillian put it
on so you could see
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881. what you'll be
standing next to.
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882. Lillian, honey.
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883. My God.
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884. Beautiful length.
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885. Breathtaking.
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886. Holy shit!
You look amazing.
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887. That's a dress.
That dress is so pretty
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888. it makes my stomach hurt.
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889. Lillian,
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890. I don't know what to say.
You look...
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891. Megan, are you okay?
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892. I think...
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893. My dress was
probably just tight.
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894. Oh, my God.
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895. You got food poisoning
from that restaurant,
didn't you?
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896. No, I had the same thing
that she had and I feel fine.
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897. Oh, my... Okay.
Oh, no.
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898. Why is this happening?
Nothing is happening.
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899. Oh, my God.
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900. I don't really care
which dress we get.
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901. It doesn't matter to me.
I just need to get
off this white carpet.
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902. Oh, God.
Okay. No,
not the bathroom.
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903. Everybody go outside.
I'm serious!
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904. There is a bathroom
across the street.
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905. I think everybody
has the flu.
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906. Shit!
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907. I need the toilet!
I need the toilet!
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908. I need the toilet!
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909. No!
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910. No. No, Megan.
No! No!
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911. Look away!
Megan, no!
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912. Look away!
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913. You don't look
very well, Annie.
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914. I feel fine.
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915. Are you sure?
It wasn't that
gray kind of lamb?
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916. You ate a lot of
that weird chicken.
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917. Was it that?
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918. No. I'm...
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919. I... I feel fine.
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920. I think you'd just feel
better if you threw up.
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921. I don't have...
I don't have to throw up.
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922. I am so sorry.
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923. Get away from me!
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924. You're not sick?
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925. No.
No?
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926. In fact, Helen, I'm hungry.
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927. And I wish I had a snack.
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928. You're hungry?
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929. I'm starving.
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930. What did we eat?
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931. The sink is a goner.
What are you doing?
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932. It's coming out
of me like lava!
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933. Oh, my God.
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934. Don't you
fucking look at me!
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935. Hmm?
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936. Jordan almonds.
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937. These are great.
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938. Thank you.
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939. Better?
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940. I was...
I was just hungry.
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941. Yeah.
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942. Annie, everybody
is really sick
from that restaurant.
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943. But it wasn't
the restaurant.
No, no, no, no.
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944. Lillian,
where are you going?
No.
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945. I need a bathroom.
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946. Lil!
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947. No. No.
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948. Lil, where are you going?
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949. Be careful.
What are you doing
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950. It's happening.
It's happening.
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951. It happened.
What are you doing?
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952. It happened.
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953. No. Don't you
dare ruin that dress!
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954. Ohh. You're really
doing it, aren't you?
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955. You're really
shitting in the street.
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956. We'll just take five
of the Fritz Bernaises.
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957. Thank you, Whitney.
They really do look better.
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958. Right.
Thank you.
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959. You okay?
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960. I crapped
my wedding dress.
I crapped...
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961. I... I crapped
my wedding dress.
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962. Lunch was fun,
though, right?
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963. It was a good time,
all the girls together.
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964. Is this a sign, Annie?
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965. No. I'm just
going to pull over
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966. really quick,
though, because...
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967. What?
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968. my tire just
feels a little...
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969. Where are you going?
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970. My tire just feels
a little low.
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971. I just want to check
my tire real quick.
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972. Oh. Could I borrow
your razor, please?
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973. Thank you.
Mmm-hmm.
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974. Have a good date.
Thank you.
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975. Is the guy that
you're going out
with also over 40?
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976. I'm not over 40.
Forget it.
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977. Lift up your arm.
Point up.
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978. Ow!
Sorry.
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979. Hi.
Annie.
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980. Pete?
Yeah.
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981. Come on in.
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982. All right. Thank you.
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983. Oh. This is
my son, Tyler.
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984. Hi, Tyler.
Hi.
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985. These things are
always so awkward.
Yeah.
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986. I'm not really a setup guy.
Me, either.
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987. But Becca spoke
so highly of you.
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988. She had a lot of
really nice things
to say about you, too.
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989. That's nice to hear.
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990. I'm going to go upstairs,
throw on a couple
of finishing touches.
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991. The babysitter's not here yet,
so just hang out with Tyler
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992. and I'll be
right back down.
Okay.
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993. Okay.
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994. So, how old are you?
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995. Do you watch movies?
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996. Are you afraid of dying?
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997. Hmm?
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998. Are you afraid of dying?
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999. Um...
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1000. I don't know.
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1001. I mean,
I guess everybody is.
I don't know. Why?
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1002. Because my mom is
going to kill you.
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1003. You're making me
uncomfortable.
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1004. Your hair looks burned.
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1005. Okay.
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1006. Are you going to make
a baby with my father?
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1007. I don't...
I don't know.
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1008. My grandma died
where you're sitting.
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1009. She died right here?
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1010. Right where your
underpants are.
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1011. You wanna
watch me dance?
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1012. Sure.
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1013. I can't do this.
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1014. Listen to me.
I miss you so much.
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1015. I'll come over right now.
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1016. Okay, I'm not over
you yet, that's why.
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1017. She's not even pretty.
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1018. I'm not doing it.
I can't. No.
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1019. What are you doing?
Did you eat one of those?
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1020. Did you eat
one of those?
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1021. I ate Saturday.
Copy !req
1022. Okay. Oh, boy.
You know what?
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1023. Something's going
to happen to you.
I don't know what it is,
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1024. but something's
going to happen
to your body.
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1025. That was fun.
Oh, my gosh.
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1026. You know what I was thinking?
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1027. You should come with me
to Lillian's wedding, maybe.
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1028. Not like that.
Not like anything serious.
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1029. But just like
a fun time, you know?
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1030. We can get dressed up,
and we can go
dancing and have a drink.
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1031. It'll be fun, right?
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1032. No. I mean,
I don't want to make
you have to explain
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1033. to all those people
what our relationship is.
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1034. That would suck for you.
Right?
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1035. Yeah. I guess so.
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1036. I'm just thinking of you.
Yeah.
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1037. No, it's okay.
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1038. I have someone else
I can ask, anyway. So...
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1039. Really?
Yeah.
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1040. Who?
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1041. Umm...
This guy, George.
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1042. George Glass.
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1043. Okay.
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1044. Who is this George?
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1045. He is a very hot, nice guy
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1046. who likes me a lot,
and would probably
love to be my date.
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1047. Really?
Mmm-hmm.
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1048. Mmm-hmm.
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1049. Well, let me ask you this.
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1050. Can this George Glass
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1051. do this to you?
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1052. Probably.
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1053. You know what?
It's getting really late.
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1054. You should probably go.
I'm going to miss you so much.
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1055. Oh.
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1056. Annie Walker.
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1057. Hi.
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1058. Hey.
Hey.
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1059. What brings you
in here so early?
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1060. I've just had a bad night.
Boy stuff.
Ohh.
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1061. Do you want me
to arrest anybody?
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1062. I could do that.
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1063. Actually... No.
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1064. Do you want to talk
to a cop about it?
We are just like priests.
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1065. Except we can
tell everybody
about it afterwards.
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1066. Oh.
I won't, though.
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1067. Doesn't sound very inviting.
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1068. You want a carrot?
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1069. Right now?
Yeah.
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1070. I'll share.
I've got plenty.
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1071. Sure, I'll have a carrot.
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1072. Yeah?
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1073. Ohh. Yeah,
that sounds rough.
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1074. It's going to
get better, right?
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1075. I wouldn't have
thought so.
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1076. You know, my sister
was a maid of honor
at our cousin's wedding,
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1077. and she found it so stressful,
her hair started falling out.
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1078. That's terrible.
Yeah.
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1079. It grew back,
but it was...
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1080. It was pretty gross.
Copy !req
1081. Planning a wedding
should be fun.
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1082. You know what?
If I ever had a wedding,
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1083. I'd want everybody
to be stress-free.
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1084. I'd like it to be
like a carnival.
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1085. Like, people win prizes
for guessing
the bride's weight.
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1086. Dunk tanks.
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1087. Yeah.
You know?
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1088. Mmm-hmm.
You could have elephants,
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1089. and the bride and groom
can walk on
a little tightrope.
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1090. Okay, what you are
talking about there,
that's a circus wedding.
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1091. It's a totally different...
Right.
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1092. You missed it.
Yeah.
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1093. Hey, you know,
instead of stressing
out about this wedding,
Copy !req
1094. you know what you
should be doing?
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1095. Setting up a new bakery!
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1096. Hmm.
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1097. No, I'm kind of
done with that.
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1098. What?
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1099. I don't do it anymore.
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1100. All right.
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1101. Ew.
Oh!
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1102. You got the ugly carrot.
What?
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1103. There is one in every bag.
You have to eat it.
It's good luck.
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1104. I'm not eating this.
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1105. Yeah! I'll eat it.
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1106. It's the lucky carrot?
No, don't eat it!
Don't eat it. Don't eat it!
Copy !req
1107. Well, don't litter!
I'll fine you.
I'm sorry.
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1108. You know what?
Actually,
I'm going to pick it up.
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1109. It really bothers me.
Sorry.
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1110. I'm sorry.
It's just that I'm anal
about that kind of thing.
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1111. I didn't know that
you could be a cop here
if you weren't a citizen.
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1112. You can't.
No?
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1113. No. No, you can't.
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1114. But they made
a special dispensation
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1115. because I'm so
tough and strong.
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1116. Oh. Right.
And handsome.
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1117. Okay.
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1118. You're pretty...
You're pretty tough.
Copy !req
1119. I am tough.
You're tough.
You're a tough cop.
Copy !req
1120. Look. You're saying it,
but you're laughing.
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1121. No, you're...
You're...
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1122. You didn't let
me flex that time.
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1123. That was unfair.
I'm really tough.
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1124. So am I.
No.
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1125. Yeah. I could be a cop.
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1126. You think
you could be a cop?
Yeah.
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1127. Okay.
Yeah.
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1128. Let's see.
You know what?
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1129. The sun is nearly up.
Let's go and see if
you've got what it takes.
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1130. That's right.
Now, plant your feet.
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1131. Okay.
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1132. Good.
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1133. And take aim.
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1134. Now, put your left
hand behind your head.
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1135. Yeah. And just
drop your left hip.
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1136. I'm kidding. Put your
arms out straight.
Okay.
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1137. You want to hit the middle
of the license plate.
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1138. That's where you get
the most accurate reading.
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1139. Okay.
Okay, here we go.
You ready?
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1140. Okay.
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1141. Fifty-eight.
What's the speed limit?
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1142. Fifty-five.
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1143. Okay, they were all right.
We'll let them go.
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1144. You were born
to do this.
Look at you.
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1145. Okay.
All right,
here we go.
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1146. Sixty-three.
Copy !req
1147. You are missing
some good ones here.
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1148. People are on
their way to work.
Why ruin their day?
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1149. Okay, watch this. 48.
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1150. Forty-eight.
How did you do that?
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1151. It wasn't!
Yes, it was.
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1152. That's never happened.
Are you serious?
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1153. It was 48?
Yes, 48!
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1154. Yeah.
I'm so impressed.
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1155. I'm pretty impressive.
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1156. I'm very impressed by you.
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1157. Whoa!
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1158. Whoa!
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1159. Whoa!
Damn!
Copy !req
1160. That was 91.
91?
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1161. Yes. Can we go?
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1162. We can go.
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1163. Come on, hot dogger.
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1164. Let's get that fucker.
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1165. Oh, my God!
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1166. Oh, my God!
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1167. family lake house. Perfect.
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1168. Hello?
I just got your e-mail.
Lake house?
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1169. Yeah.
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1170. Yeah, it's
Lillian's parents' house.
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1171. We used to go there
all the time in the
summers and everything.
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1172. It's one of...
A bachelorette in a cabin?
Copy !req
1173. Wait. Can you...
Hold that thought. Hold on.
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1174. Hello?
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1175. Fucking Helen. Hello?
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1176. Annie, it's Rita.
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1177. Hi.
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1178. Listen, I need a trip
that I can fantasize forever
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1179. so that I am able to
have sex with my husband.
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1180. That's why
I'm thinking Vegas.
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1181. Vegas?
Copy !req
1182. Hang on. Hey!
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1183. Shut your filthy
fucking mouths! I'm sorry.
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1184. I'm surrounded by savages.
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1185. You know what?
I should probably run.
My other line is ringing.
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1186. You know, I can get cocaine
from my hairdresser.
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1187. Okay, bye. Hello?
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1188. Annie.
Yeah?
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1189. I'm so excited.
Helen just called.
She said we can go to Vegas.
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1190. You know...
Yeah, but we have to...
We have to fly there, and...
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1191. Okay, Annie, I know
you are afraid of flying,
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1192. but I want to see Criss Angel,
but I'm scared.
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1193. Which I sort of love.
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1194. Can you just hold on
for one second?
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1195. Oh, sure, sure, sure. I...
Thanks. Hold on.
God damn it.
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1196. Hello?
Hey, Annie, it's Megan.
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1197. Hey.
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1198. I just had some thoughts
about the bachelorette party.
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1199. Okay, here we go.
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1200. Easy-peasy. Vegas it is.
Copy !req
1201. Helen called you,
didn't she?
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1202. Yeah, she got the jump on you.
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1203. I want balls in my face.
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1204. Honestly, I think it's Vegas.
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1205. I love puppets.
Balls.
Copy !req
1206. I guess we are undecided.
Copy !req
1207. I feel so bad Annie's
stuck back in coach.
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1208. I know, I offered
to pay for her
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1209. so she could sit
in first class,
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1210. but she said no.
Copy !req
1211. She's too proud.
Copy !req
1212. It was nice of you to offer.
Copy !req
1213. No carry-on, huh?
Copy !req
1214. No.
Yeah, I noticed.
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1215. I noticed you
didn't put anything
in the overhead bin either.
Copy !req
1216. And I get it.
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1217. I get it. I want you to know,
protect and serve
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1218. Air Marshal-style.
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1219. What?
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1220. I don't want to
infringe on your privacy, man.
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1221. I just... I really appreciate
what you do for this country.
Copy !req
1222. And I respect
the hell out of you.
Copy !req
1223. That's great.
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1224. I'm not an Air Marshal.
I'm going to take a nap.
Copy !req
1225. Awesome.
Cool.
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1226. I'll take the first watch.
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1227. I'm not an Air Marshal.
You don't need
to take a watch.
Copy !req
1228. Okay.
Copy !req
1229. I've got the first watch.
Copy !req
1230. Please check
your seatbelts
Copy !req
1231. and that your seat backs
are in an upright
position before takeoff.
Copy !req
1232. Gosh.
Copy !req
1233. I am really hoping
this flight is quick,
Copy !req
1234. and we get there on
the ground safely.
Copy !req
1235. I'm not a good flyer,
I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1236. I had a dream last
night that we went down.
Copy !req
1237. Yep. It was terrible.
You were in it.
Copy !req
1238. What?
It sounds like
something's happening.
Copy !req
1239. Annie, what are you
doing up here?
Copy !req
1240. You are supposed
to be in your seat.
Copy !req
1241. I know.
I'm freaking out
a little bit.
Copy !req
1242. Ma'am, we're still ascending.
You're gonna need to
return to your seat.
Copy !req
1243. Okay, I was just...
Copy !req
1244. Annie, I have something.
Copy !req
1245. Take two, you'll fall asleep,
wake up and we'll be there.
Here.
Copy !req
1246. Ma'am, you're going
to have to return to
your seat, please.
Copy !req
1247. It's fine.
Okay. All right.
Copy !req
1248. Ma'am!
All right. All right.
Copy !req
1249. Oh, my God, I feel terrible.
I should be sitting
back there with her.
Copy !req
1250. I shouldn't be up
here in first class.
I feel like such a jerk.
Copy !req
1251. Lil, this is
your weekend, okay?
Copy !req
1252. You are
treating yourself.
Just relax.
Copy !req
1253. She will be fine.
She will make friends.
Copy !req
1254. There is much more sense
of community in coach,
I promise you.
Copy !req
1255. She'll be fine.
Copy !req
1256. I can't believe
you've never been
with anybody else.
Copy !req
1257. Just Kevin.
Copy !req
1258. I'm sorry. I just...
Copy !req
1259. Becca, I just can't
help but feel bad for you.
Copy !req
1260. You don't even
know what you want.
Copy !req
1261. I got to know where
you keep the gun, man.
Copy !req
1262. I mean, is it ankle,
hip, lower back?
Copy !req
1263. You don't...
Between the cheeks, do you?
Copy !req
1264. No, I don't stick
a gun up my butt.
That's stupid.
Copy !req
1265. I didn't say "up."
Copy !req
1266. I just knew of a guy,
that guy did a lot
of undercover work.
Copy !req
1267. And all I know is
he had tape marks
all up and down his cheeks.
Copy !req
1268. That can't be true.
Copy !req
1269. People don't keep
guns up their asses
Copy !req
1270. because if you
needed to use it,
how are you going to get it?
Copy !req
1271. He cut a hole in his pocket.
Copy !req
1272. What?
In his back pocket.
Copy !req
1273. You have got to get
something out of your ass
Copy !req
1274. and you cut a hole in
the back of your jeans,
Copy !req
1275. you want to tell me
you can't get to something?
Copy !req
1276. I don't have a gun
for you to put up my ass
to make your point.
Copy !req
1277. I can put my Nano.
I will show you.
Copy !req
1278. I will...
If you get me scissors,
Copy !req
1279. I will cut
a hole in my pocket.
Copy !req
1280. And you will
never find this again
until I want you to find it.
Copy !req
1281. Kevin can only have sex
in bed, in the dark,
under the covers,
Copy !req
1282. only after
we have showered
Copy !req
1283. separately.
Copy !req
1284. And sometimes,
by the time
we are finished
Copy !req
1285. cleaning ourselves,
he's too tired.
Copy !req
1286. And then I pretend I'm tired,
but I'm not tired.
I'm not tired. I'm not tired.
Copy !req
1287. That's why every girl needs
those slutty college years.
Copy !req
1288. To experiment,
get it out of your system,
find out what you like.
Copy !req
1289. Excuse me, could I
have a glass of alcohol
when you get a chance?
Copy !req
1290. Two double
Seven and Sevens.
Copy !req
1291. Is that...
Copy !req
1292. You will like it.
It's sweet.
Copy !req
1293. I have to go
to the bathroom.
Copy !req
1294. But I heard about
a woman who went to
the bathroom on a plane.
Copy !req
1295. She got sucked
into the toilet.
Copy !req
1296. Sucked right in.
Copy !req
1297. Are you okay?
Copy !req
1298. Yes.
Copy !req
1299. Yeah, I just think
that what you gave me
didn't really do anything.
Copy !req
1300. I just have too much adrenalin
or something. But, thanks.
Copy !req
1301. Why don't you take
my scotch?
Copy !req
1302. It will just give the pill
a little kick that it needs.
Copy !req
1303. Honestly,
I do it all the time.
Yeah?
Copy !req
1304. Yeah, and I'm much
smaller than you,
so you'll handle it.
Copy !req
1305. Well, thanks.
Copy !req
1306. Yeah?
Okay.
Copy !req
1307. Yummy?
Copy !req
1308. Yeah, it's good.
Copy !req
1309. You should just toss it back.
Don't waste any more time.
Copy !req
1310. Okay.
Copy !req
1311. Ohh. Look at that.
Copy !req
1312. Okay, that'll do it.
That'll do it.
Copy !req
1313. So you don't even
have sex anymore?
Copy !req
1314. No, I have sex constantly.
Copy !req
1315. The sex is constant.
Copy !req
1316. But he hasn't
kissed me in five years.
Copy !req
1317. What are you doing
when you are
having sex, then?
Copy !req
1318. Thinking about other things
and wishing it would stop.
Copy !req
1319. You know, sometimes
I just want to watch
Copy !req
1320. The Daily Show
without him entering me.
Copy !req
1321. It's the Wet
Republic Ultra Pool.
No.
Copy !req
1322. Are you kidding?
Copy !req
1323. What is it again?
Copy !req
1324. There is a bar in
the pool and a tiger.
Copy !req
1325. What?
Copy !req
1326. It's crazy.
It's Vegas at its best.
Copy !req
1327. Wait a minute.
Is this that place
that was on The Real World?
Copy !req
1328. Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God. It's...
Copy !req
1329. Hey, buddy.
How you doing?
Copy !req
1330. I'm good.
I'm so much more relaxed.
Thank you, Helen.
Copy !req
1331. I just feel like
I'm excited,
and I feel relaxed.
Copy !req
1332. And I'm ready
Copy !req
1333. to party
Copy !req
1334. with the best of them!
Copy !req
1335. And I'm going to
go down to the river
Copy !req
1336. Wow! It looks like somebody
is really relaxing now.
Copy !req
1337. What are you guys
talking about up here?
Copy !req
1338. We are going to
a restaurant tonight.
I know the owner, so...
Copy !req
1339. You do?
Copy !req
1340. Ohh. Helen knows the owner.
Copy !req
1341. Uhh!
Copy !req
1342. Big whoop.
Copy !req
1343. Let's go take a nap.
What do you say?
Copy !req
1344. Miss, you cannot be up here.
Copy !req
1345. Hello, grandpa.
Copy !req
1346. I'm sorry.
I just want
to be here with
Copy !req
1347. my friends,
because I'm
with this group.
Copy !req
1348. The sign just went off.
Can't she stay up here
for a minute and just talk?
Copy !req
1349. Absolutely not.
Copy !req
1350. Coach passengers
are not allowed
up here in first class.
Copy !req
1351. It's policy.
I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1352. Ooh!
Copy !req
1353. This is a very
strict plane
that I'm on.
Copy !req
1354. Welcome to Germany.
Copy !req
1355. Auf Wiedersehen, asshole.
Copy !req
1356. All right.
Copy !req
1357. Why don't you go lay down?
Copy !req
1358. I'm going to go take a nap.
I'm tired.
Copy !req
1359. I think it's a good idea.
Copy !req
1360. Catch you on the flip side,
motherfuckers.
Copy !req
1361. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1362. I'm leaving.
Copy !req
1363. Thank you.
Copy !req
1364. This should be open,
because it's civil rights.
Copy !req
1365. This is the '90s.
Copy !req
1366. Right. It's not.
You're in the wrong decade.
Copy !req
1367. You are.
Okay, I am.
Copy !req
1368. Thank you.
Copy !req
1369. Holy shit.
What did you give her?
Copy !req
1370. Miss?
Copy !req
1371. No. It's not me.
Copy !req
1372. Yes, it is you.
Please go back
to your seat.
Copy !req
1373. Yes, I am with him.
Copy !req
1374. I am Mrs. Iglesias.
Copy !req
1375. No, you are not.
Copy !req
1376. You were just out here
and you put sunglasses on.
Out.
Copy !req
1377. But I don't want to.
Copy !req
1378. Sir, she can
have my seat, okay?
Copy !req
1379. Everyone should
experience first class
at least once in their lives.
Copy !req
1380. And Annie shouldn't
miss out just because
she can't afford it.
Copy !req
1381. No, ma'am, I'm
afraid that's not allowed.
Copy !req
1382. Help me, I'm poor.
No, listen,
Copy !req
1383. we're a whole wedding party.
I'm the bride.
I'm getting married.
Copy !req
1384. This seat is empty.
She's obviously nervous.
We'll calm her down and...
Copy !req
1385. I understand.
But Claire is right.
Copy !req
1386. Everybody,
go back to your seats.
Copy !req
1387. Okay, you especially.
Copy !req
1388. You have three seconds
to get back to your seat.
Copy !req
1389. You can't get
anywhere in three seconds.
Copy !req
1390. Well, you'd better try.
Copy !req
1391. You are setting me
up for a loss already.
Copy !req
1392. Thank you.
Copy !req
1393. Whatever you say, Stove.
Copy !req
1394. It's Steve.
Copy !req
1395. "Stove."
What kind of name is that?
Copy !req
1396. That's not a name.
My name is Steve.
Copy !req
1397. Are you an appliance?
Copy !req
1398. No, I'm a man,
and my name is Steve.
Copy !req
1399. You are a flight attendant.
Copy !req
1400. That's absolutely
accurate.
Copy !req
1401. You can close that.
Thank you.
Copy !req
1402. Hey, not-Air Marshall Jon.
Copy !req
1403. You want to get
back in that restroom
and not rest?
Copy !req
1404. No, I have to get
back to my seat.
Copy !req
1405. Yeah, you gotta
get back on my seat.
Copy !req
1406. You get it?
Copy !req
1407. Yeah,
I definitely
got it.
Copy !req
1408. Oh-oh. What's that?
Copy !req
1409. I got to get back to my seat.
Could you just
move your leg, please?
Copy !req
1410. I got to go.
Copy !req
1411. Oh-oh.
Oh-oh.
Copy !req
1412. Somebody found a souvenir.
Copy !req
1413. You feel that
steam heat coming?
That's from my undercarriage.
Copy !req
1414. That can go up
and higher.
Copy !req
1415. Okay.
Copy !req
1416. Jon, get us a blanket.
Copy !req
1417. No.
Copy !req
1418. I got to take a whiz
and I'll be right back.
Copy !req
1419. Cool.
Copy !req
1420. I don't want you to be
a big fuck-up like me.
Copy !req
1421. How do you think I feel?
Copy !req
1422. Like me.
You can still
turn it around.
Copy !req
1423. No, don't.
Copy !req
1424. Stop it!
Copy !req
1425. You are more
beautiful than
Cinderella.
Copy !req
1426. You smell like
pine needles and you
have a face like sunshine.
Copy !req
1427. What?
Copy !req
1428. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1429. Ladies and gentlemen,
Copy !req
1430. as you can see,
the captain has turned on
the "fasten seatbelt" sign.
Copy !req
1431. It appears we've run into
a rough patch of weather...
Copy !req
1432. I have an announcement, too.
Copy !req
1433. There is a Colonial woman
on the wing.
Copy !req
1434. There's a woman on the wing.
I saw her.
Copy !req
1435. There's something
they're not telling us!
Copy !req
1436. Steve.
All right.
Copy !req
1437. There's a Colonial woman.
Copy !req
1438. She was churning
butter on that wing.
Steve, get her.
Copy !req
1439. She is out there right now.
Shit!
Copy !req
1440. Everyone, remain calm!
I'm an Air Marshal.
Copy !req
1441. Yes! I knew it.
I got your back, Jon!
Copy !req
1442. There is a woman on the wing.
I saw her.
Copy !req
1443. There's something
they're not telling us.
Copy !req
1444. Let's get out!
Let's open the doors
and get out!
Copy !req
1445. She is dressed in
traditional Colonial garb.
Copy !req
1446. Say goodbye!
We are going down!
Copy !req
1447. Stay calm.
Copy !req
1448. There is something
they are not telling us.
Copy !req
1449. There is a Colonial
woman on the wing.
Copy !req
1450. I will cover the pilot!
Copy !req
1451. Who is she?
What does she want?
Copy !req
1452. Just let me make it
up to you, please.
Copy !req
1453. I'm telling you,
Copy !req
1454. your shower is
going to be amazing.
Copy !req
1455. I have so many ideas.
Copy !req
1456. I want to talk to
you about the shower.
Copy !req
1457. I feel like
Copy !req
1458. it has been really
overwhelming for you.
Copy !req
1459. It's just starting
to make you crazy.
Copy !req
1460. No, Lil, I'm fine.
I mean...
Copy !req
1461. Lil, I'm fine.
Copy !req
1462. No, you're not fine.
Copy !req
1463. You are not fine, Annie,
Copy !req
1464. and we need things to just
Copy !req
1465. flow smoothly from now on
Copy !req
1466. and Helen just knows
how to do this kind of stuff.
Copy !req
1467. She does it all the time.
Copy !req
1468. She is good at it.
She likes doing it.
Copy !req
1469. This way you don't have to
Copy !req
1470. plan any more
lunches or trips.
Copy !req
1471. You don't have to do anything
you don't want to do.
Copy !req
1472. I get it.
Copy !req
1473. I think it'll be
best here on out
Copy !req
1474. for the shower
and for everything.
Copy !req
1475. Yeah,
whatever you want.
Copy !req
1476. I mean,
it's probably best.
Copy !req
1477. I think so, right?
Copy !req
1478. Yeah.
I just want you
to be happy.
Copy !req
1479. I think that
will make me happy.
It will be good.
Copy !req
1480. Okay.
Okay.
Copy !req
1481. Good.
Copy !req
1482. Hey.
Copy !req
1483. Hey.
Copy !req
1484. Do you want to hang out?
Copy !req
1485. It's not funny!
Stop laughing.
Copy !req
1486. It's a little funny.
Copy !req
1487. None of those girls
are laughing, believe me.
Copy !req
1488. It's not funny.
Have you ever been
kicked off a plane?
Copy !req
1489. I can't say that I have.
Copy !req
1490. Thank you.
Copy !req
1491. All of the girls
hate me right now.
Copy !req
1492. You are like
the maid of dishonor.
Copy !req
1493. I hope Lillian isn't
going to be mad at me
for too long.
Copy !req
1494. No, she will be all right.
Copy !req
1495. I don't know,
I just wish things were
Copy !req
1496. the way that they
used to be, you know.
Copy !req
1497. I feel like her
life is going off
Copy !req
1498. and getting perfect,
and mine is just like...
Copy !req
1499. It will turn around,
you know.
Copy !req
1500. I have been hearing
that for a long time.
Copy !req
1501. It's going to turn around.
I just know it.
Copy !req
1502. Anyway.
Copy !req
1503. You got to bake.
Copy !req
1504. I don't really do
that anymore, I told you.
Copy !req
1505. Why?
Copy !req
1506. I don't know,
it's just...
Copy !req
1507. I don't know,
after it just went under,
I just, kind of,
Copy !req
1508. stopped, I guess.
Copy !req
1509. It doesn't make
me happy anymore.
Copy !req
1510. Just because you didn't
make any money at it,
Copy !req
1511. doesn't mean that
you failed at it.
Copy !req
1512. I lost a lot of money.
Copy !req
1513. All my money.
Copy !req
1514. But you are so good at it.
Copy !req
1515. Oh, well.
Let's change the subject.
Copy !req
1516. No more baking.
I'm done.
Copy !req
1517. I don't know how
you just can't do it anymore.
Copy !req
1518. If I wasn't a cop anymore,
I would still...
Copy !req
1519. Arrest people?
Copy !req
1520. go out with
a gun and shoot people.
Copy !req
1521. I probably wouldn't do that.
I'm just trying to
make you feel better.
Copy !req
1522. You are okay, you know.
Copy !req
1523. You don't
know me very well.
Copy !req
1524. I know you well enough
to know that
you're not so bad.
Copy !req
1525. You got some stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
1526. You got bits and
pieces going on.
Copy !req
1527. Thanks.
Copy !req
1528. I have been thinking
about you a little bit.
Copy !req
1529. About me? Really?
Copy !req
1530. There is something
about you.
Copy !req
1531. Something about
you that sticks.
Copy !req
1532. I hate buttons.
Copy !req
1533. Where is the bedroom?
Copy !req
1534. Sorry. It's a mountain bike.
Are you okay?
Copy !req
1535. Do you like mountain biking?
Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1536. Take this off.
Copy !req
1537. I'm so glad
this is happening.
Copy !req
1538. So am I.
Copy !req
1539. Hello.
Morning.
Copy !req
1540. Sorry, I didn't
mean to freak you out.
Copy !req
1541. No, it's okay.
Copy !req
1542. I haven't been
sitting here that long.
Oh.
Copy !req
1543. Sorry, I guess I fell asleep.
Copy !req
1544. I didn't mean to sleep over.
Copy !req
1545. Don't be silly.
Copy !req
1546. I made you a cappuccino.
Copy !req
1547. Made it?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1548. So, last night was fun.
Copy !req
1549. It was.
It was very fun.
Copy !req
1550. I had fun.
Copy !req
1551. It was fun.
Copy !req
1552. If you care to
accompany me to the kitchen,
Copy !req
1553. the fun may continue.
Copy !req
1554. A different kind of fun.
Copy !req
1555. But why don't you
just get dressed
and whatever, and...
Copy !req
1556. I left your
clothes over there.
Copy !req
1557. Okay.
Copy !req
1558. And I'll see you in there.
Copy !req
1559. Okay.
Copy !req
1560. There she is.
Copy !req
1561. Your workshop awaits.
Copy !req
1562. I know it's a bit crazy,
but I popped out
Copy !req
1563. and I got a few little
baking bits and pieces.
Copy !req
1564. Butter, milk.
Copy !req
1565. Because I thought
that it would be fun
for us to bake together today.
Copy !req
1566. Obviously, you will
be doing the baking.
Copy !req
1567. I will be doing the eating.
Copy !req
1568. Because you are the expert.
Copy !req
1569. Yeah, I don't...
Copy !req
1570. I don't really wanna...
Copy !req
1571. Sorry. You went to
all this trouble, but...
Copy !req
1572. Come on, I know you haven't
done it in a while,
but it'll be great.
Copy !req
1573. Don't be silly,
just get into it.
You are so good at it.
Copy !req
1574. All right. I get it.
Copy !req
1575. It was a bit of a curve ball.
Copy !req
1576. Yeah, I think
I'm going to go.
Copy !req
1577. I'm sorry.
I should just
probably go.
Copy !req
1578. Annie,
Copy !req
1579. I don't know what
you are getting
so upset about.
Copy !req
1580. Because you don't know me.
Copy !req
1581. You don't know anything
about me or my life or...
Copy !req
1582. Well, no, because...
I don't know what
you're trying to do here.
Copy !req
1583. I don't need you to fix me.
To fix you?
Copy !req
1584. I don't need any help.
I mean, who do
you think you are?
Copy !req
1585. Jesus, Annie,
we had a really good time.
And now you are being all...
Copy !req
1586. It's my fault.
I shouldn't have
come here last night.
Copy !req
1587. Last night was a mistake.
Copy !req
1588. Fucking hell. All right.
Copy !req
1589. Hey, it's Lillian.
Leave a message
after the beep.
Copy !req
1590. Hey, Lil, it's me.
Copy !req
1591. Umm...
Copy !req
1592. I'm sure you're probably still
a little bit mad at me,
but I hope not.
Copy !req
1593. Anyway, the excitement
still continues with me.
Copy !req
1594. I just slept with
a cop that pulled me over
Copy !req
1595. and I woke up today,
and he was really
sweet and nice and cute.
Copy !req
1596. So, naturally,
I ran out
as fast as I could.
Copy !req
1597. What's wrong with me?
Copy !req
1598. Umm...
Copy !req
1599. Anyway, I know you
are busy and stuff,
Copy !req
1600. so just call me
when you get a chance.
Copy !req
1601. I'd love to talk
this out with you
when you can.
Copy !req
1602. Okay, bye.
Copy !req
1603. Annie! Annie, wake up.
Copy !req
1604. It's 11:00 a.m.
Copy !req
1605. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
1606. You got a package.
Copy !req
1607. I'd bring it to you,
but you said,
"Don't touch my things."
Copy !req
1608. Please join us for
a Parisian brunch
Copy !req
1609. at the home of
Helen Harris III
Copy !req
1610. to celebrate the marriage
of Lillian Donovan
and Douglas Price.
Copy !req
1611. Let us shower Lillian
with gifts and love.
Répondez s'il vous plaît. Yay!
Copy !req
1612. Excuse me.
Oh. Hi.
Copy !req
1613. I'm looking for a birthday
gift for my best friend.
Oh.
Copy !req
1614. I want to get her
a necklace that says,
"Best Friends Forever."
Copy !req
1615. You sure you want
it to say "Forever"?
Copy !req
1616. Yeah, why?
Copy !req
1617. Come on. "Forever"?
Copy !req
1618. Forever.
Copy !req
1619. I don't think you guys
will be best friends forever.
No offense.
Copy !req
1620. But you know...
Copy !req
1621. The friends you have
when you are
younger sometimes...
Copy !req
1622. Sometimes you grow apart
when you get older.
Copy !req
1623. Maybe she'll find
a new best friend.
Copy !req
1624. And maybe she
will be more
successful than you are
Copy !req
1625. and prettier and
richer and skinnier
Copy !req
1626. and they end up doing
everything together.
Copy !req
1627. You are weird.
Copy !req
1628. I'm not weird. Okay?
Copy !req
1629. Yes, you are.
Copy !req
1630. No, I'm not,
and you started it.
Copy !req
1631. No, you started it.
Copy !req
1632. Did you forget
to take your Xanax
this morning?
Copy !req
1633. God, I feel bad
for your parents.
Copy !req
1634. I feel bad for your face.
Copy !req
1635. Okay, well,
call me when
your boobs come in.
Copy !req
1636. You call me
when yours come in.
Copy !req
1637. What, do you have
four boyfriends?
Exactly.
Copy !req
1638. Yeah, okay, have fun
having a baby at your prom.
Copy !req
1639. You look like an old mop.
Copy !req
1640. You know what?
You're not as popular
as you think you are.
Copy !req
1641. I am very popular.
Copy !req
1642. I'm sure you are.
Copy !req
1643. Very popular.
Copy !req
1644. Well, you're an old,
single loser
Copy !req
1645. who is never going
to have any friends.
Copy !req
1646. You're a little cunt.
Copy !req
1647. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1648. Let me tell my mom, okay.
Copy !req
1649. I already told her.
Copy !req
1650. Was she mad?
Copy !req
1651. Hi, Annie,
it's Rhodes again.
Copy !req
1652. Since you're not
returning any of my calls,
Copy !req
1653. I assume that
you're not interested
Copy !req
1654. in spending any
more time with me,
which is fine.
Copy !req
1655. So don't worry,
I won't be bothering
you ever again.
Copy !req
1656. Get those taillights fixed.
Copy !req
1657. We'd like to invite you
to no longer live
with us anymore.
Copy !req
1658. What? What do you mean?
I don't get it.
Copy !req
1659. The thing is,
we decided that it was
actually a bit immature
Copy !req
1660. for a grown-up
brother and sister to
Copy !req
1661. still be living
together with a roommate.
Copy !req
1662. At our age, it's a bit
ridiculous, isn't it?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1663. We look a bit silly,
don't we?
Pathetic.
Copy !req
1664. So we are actually
going to live together alone.
Copy !req
1665. Without you.
Copy !req
1666. You're moving out.
Copy !req
1667. She's not moving.
Copy !req
1668. She will move.
Copy !req
1669. Eventually.
Eventually.
Copy !req
1670. She has to.
Copy !req
1671. She is taking it in.
Copy !req
1672. You have to leave.
Copy !req
1673. Oh! That's prickly.
Copy !req
1674. Hi.
Hi.
Copy !req
1675. Remember when you
thought I hit bottom?
Copy !req
1676. That wasn't bottom.
Copy !req
1677. Come here.
Copy !req
1678. We're gonna have fun.
I, for one,
am really glad you're here.
Copy !req
1679. And guess what?
Copy !req
1680. Good timing.
Copy !req
1681. You know what
just came in today
on the Netflix?
Copy !req
1682. Cast Away. Tom Hanks.
Copy !req
1683. It's like Forrest Gump,
but on an island.
Copy !req
1684. Honey, you are gonna love it.
Copy !req
1685. My God.
Copy !req
1686. This is her driveway?
Copy !req
1687. Who is that man?
Copy !req
1688. Are you a guest of
Helen Harris III?
Copy !req
1689. Yes. Technically. I guess.
Copy !req
1690. An attendant will
meet you at the stables.
Copy !req
1691. Where?
Copy !req
1692. The shower is over
the second bridge.
Copy !req
1693. Pink lemonade?
Thank you.
Copy !req
1694. I don't have a cup holder.
Can I just give that...
Copy !req
1695. Pink lemonade.
Nice. Nice touch.
Copy !req
1696. Shit.
Copy !req
1697. God damn it, that's good.
Copy !req
1698. Mmm.
Copy !req
1699. Shit, that is fresh.
Copy !req
1700. This is the most
beautiful shower
I have ever been to.
Copy !req
1701. Yes, and Helen
is giving out the
cutest party favors.
Copy !req
1702. I know,
I love their pink berets.
Copy !req
1703. Would you like
some champagne?
Yes.
Copy !req
1704. It's French.
Copy !req
1705. Annie. Hey.
Copy !req
1706. Hi.
Copy !req
1707. How are you doing?
You're here.
Copy !req
1708. Yeah, I'm here.
I was invited. Sorry.
Copy !req
1709. Of course you were invited.
I just meant you have arrived.
Copy !req
1710. No, I was just joking.
Okay.
Copy !req
1711. Can you believe this?
Isn't it amazing?
Copy !req
1712. Yep.
Copy !req
1713. Yeah. It's nice.
Copy !req
1714. Yeah. Pretty.
Copy !req
1715. Are we okay?
Copy !req
1716. Yes, I'm sorry
I haven't called.
Copy !req
1717. I just didn't want
to bug you, but...
Copy !req
1718. Forgive me.
It just got crazy.
Copy !req
1719. There has been lots
of organizing, and...
I have so much to tell you.
Copy !req
1720. I have to say hi to my aunt
or she will get mad at my mom.
Copy !req
1721. No, you gotta go do
your party rounds.
Copy !req
1722. Yeah.
Copy !req
1723. I'll see you in a minute.
Copy !req
1724. Yeah. Okay.
Copy !req
1725. Oh! Rita,
you got all our towels.
Copy !req
1726. Yes, I did.
Because I love you, kitten.
Copy !req
1727. All right,
let's see what's next.
Copy !req
1728. Another one,
another one, another one.
Copy !req
1729. I know who this is from.
I can tell by the wrapping.
Copy !req
1730. Is that you?
Copy !req
1731. Annie, you made this.
Copy !req
1732. Look.
Copy !req
1733. Oh, man.
Oh, my gosh.
Copy !req
1734. It's us, Annie.
Copy !req
1735. Oh, my God.
Let me see.
Copy !req
1736. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1737. This is all my
favorite stuff from all the
stores I love in Milwaukee.
Copy !req
1738. Annie!
This is so unbelievable.
Copy !req
1739. Wilson Phillips.
Copy !req
1740. Man, I love Wilson Phillips.
Copy !req
1741. We listened to Hold On
probably 10,000 times
Copy !req
1742. when I got my
driver's license.
Copy !req
1743. This is such an amazing gift.
Copy !req
1744. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Copy !req
1745. I feel really bad, Lil,
Copy !req
1746. I didn't get a chance
to actually get you a present
Copy !req
1747. because I have been so busy
organizing the shower.
Copy !req
1748. Helen, please.
It's more than enough.
Copy !req
1749. Here is a card to
say congratulations.
Copy !req
1750. Thank you.
Gosh, you have
really outdone yourself.
Copy !req
1751. Oh, my God, Helen.
Copy !req
1752. Honey, what is it?
Copy !req
1753. Helen's taking me
to Paris.
Copy !req
1754. Your face!
Copy !req
1755. I got you. I fooled you.
Copy !req
1756. Look at your face.
Copy !req
1757. It's just a little
pre-wedding vacation.
And while we're there,
Copy !req
1758. we're gonna meet
the designer of her dress
and have a fitting.
Copy !req
1759. You are
taking me to Paris?
Copy !req
1760. Oh, my God! This is
the best present ever!
Copy !req
1761. Thank you so much.
Copy !req
1762. À Paris!
Copy !req
1763. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1764. Are you fucking kidding me?
Copy !req
1765. Annie!
No, Mom.
Copy !req
1766. Motherfucking Paris?
Copy !req
1767. Annie,
what are you doing?
Copy !req
1768. I told you about Paris, Helen.
I told you about
this whole idea!
Copy !req
1769. Annie, calm down.
No, Lillian!
Copy !req
1770. What, you're gonna
go to Paris with Helen now?
Copy !req
1771. What, you guys are
gonna ride around
on bikes
Copy !req
1772. with berets and
fucking baguettes
Copy !req
1773. in the basket of
the front of your bikes?
Copy !req
1774. How romantic!
Copy !req
1775. What woman
gives another woman
a trip to Paris?
Copy !req
1776. Am I right? Lesbian.
Copy !req
1777. We're all thinking it,
aren't we?
I'm not.
Copy !req
1778. Okay? Yes, we're all
thinking it, right?
I was.
Copy !req
1779. Annie...
Lillian, this is not
the "you" that I know.
Copy !req
1780. The "you" that I
know would have
Copy !req
1781. walked in here
and rolled your eyes
Copy !req
1782. and thought
this was completely
Copy !req
1783. over-the-top,
ridiculous and stupid.
Copy !req
1784. Look at this shower!
Look at that fucking cookie!
Copy !req
1785. Did you really think
that this group of women
Copy !req
1786. was going to
finish that cookie?
Copy !req
1787. Really? You know what?
That reminds me, actually.
Copy !req
1788. I never got a chance
to try that fucking cookie!
Copy !req
1789. Stupid fucking cookie!
Copy !req
1790. Delicious! Stupid cookie.
I think I'll...
Copy !req
1791. Maybe it's better if I
dip it in the chocolate.
Copy !req
1792. Is this what
you want, Lillian?
Copy !req
1793. This is so awesome.
Copy !req
1794. All right,
let's have some nice,
hot, unsanitary chocolate!
Copy !req
1795. Ahh! It's hot!
Jesus! God!
Copy !req
1796. Christ, Annie.
Have you lost
your fucking mind?
Copy !req
1797. What are you doing?
What am I doing?
Copy !req
1798. You wouldn't know,
would you?
Where have you been?
Copy !req
1799. You would have no idea.
Let me fill you in, okay?
Copy !req
1800. Ever since you got engaged,
everything has turned to shit!
Copy !req
1801. You know what?
This is supposed
to be about my time!
Copy !req
1802. You have managed
to ruin every event
Copy !req
1803. in my wedding.
Thank you very much.
Copy !req
1804. Okay, well,
thank you very much.
Copy !req
1805. It's all her fault.
It is not mine!
Copy !req
1806. And you would know that,
Copy !req
1807. if you got your
beautiful haired head
out of your asshole.
Copy !req
1808. In fact, out of her asshole,
which I'm sure is
perfectly bleached.
Copy !req
1809. You know what? It is!
Copy !req
1810. And you know how I know?
Copy !req
1811. Because I went to
the fucking salon with her
Copy !req
1812. and I got my
asshole bleached, too!
Copy !req
1813. And I love my new asshole!
Copy !req
1814. You know what?
Why can't you
just be happy for me
Copy !req
1815. and then go home and
talk behind my back later,
like a normal person?
Copy !req
1816. I am happy for you, Lillian.
I am very happy for you.
Copy !req
1817. I wish you well.
I won't bother
you anymore.
Copy !req
1818. Are you kidding me? Annie!
Copy !req
1819. Go, go, go, go, go!
Copy !req
1820. Get back here! Stop.
Copy !req
1821. No, no! She does
not get a party favor.
Copy !req
1822. She does not get a dog!
Copy !req
1823. And if you are
going to act like this,
Copy !req
1824. then don't even bother
coming to my wedding!
Copy !req
1825. I'm proud of you, Lil.
Copy !req
1826. Shut up, Helen!
Copy !req
1827. Anybody else have anything
they want to share today?
Copy !req
1828. I took two dogs already.
They're in the back of my van.
Copy !req
1829. What?
Copy !req
1830. What? Where are you going?
Copy !req
1831. Hit and run! Classy!
Copy !req
1832. Perfect! Okay.
Copy !req
1833. I'm gonna find you!
I'm coming!
Copy !req
1834. Come on! Come on! Come on.
Copy !req
1835. No!
Copy !req
1836. Shit.
Copy !req
1837. I can't say
I'm surprised.
Copy !req
1838. I did tell you to
get your lights fixed.
Copy !req
1839. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
1840. And now here we are.
Copy !req
1841. Look, I have
had a horrible day.
Copy !req
1842. I don't need a lecture
from you right now, okay?
Copy !req
1843. I just... Helen just...
Copy !req
1844. Oh! Don't...
Copy !req
1845. This didn't happen
because of Helen.
Copy !req
1846. This happened
because you didn't get
your taillights fixed.
Copy !req
1847. It's pretty simple.
Copy !req
1848. Do you have any idea
how frustrating it is
Copy !req
1849. to see you,
night by night,
drive past me
Copy !req
1850. with your fucking
taillights still broken?
Copy !req
1851. Do you have any idea
how crazy that makes me?
Copy !req
1852. It's a simple solution!
Copy !req
1853. Your problem, Annie,
Copy !req
1854. is that you just
don't understand
that you can hurt people
Copy !req
1855. with these broken lights.
Copy !req
1856. Don't you see how
irresponsible this is?
Copy !req
1857. Yes, I should have
gotten my fucking
taillights fixed.
Copy !req
1858. But I didn't, okay?
I didn't.
Copy !req
1859. Listen,
don't worry about it.
Copy !req
1860. Seriously.
Your message
was received.
Copy !req
1861. No, look, please,
I don't know what's
going on with me right now.
Copy !req
1862. Look, it's fine. Don't bother.
Really, what's done is done.
Copy !req
1863. That's it?
Where are you going?
Copy !req
1864. That's it! That's it.
That's how this works.
Copy !req
1865. Come on. I didn't...
Copy !req
1866. For the record, Annie,
you flirted with me.
Copy !req
1867. You made me feel like
you really liked me,
Copy !req
1868. which was really unfair.
Copy !req
1869. And then you came home with me
and we did stuff, fun stuff,
Copy !req
1870. and then you just left,
just like it was nothing.
Copy !req
1871. Oh, please. I know
how guys do this thing.
Copy !req
1872. I know how guys act.
Copy !req
1873. One minute,
it means something.
The next minute, it doesn't.
Copy !req
1874. Right, yeah, you've
got it all figured out.
Copy !req
1875. Yeah.
Copy !req
1876. How is that
working out for you?
Pretty good?
Copy !req
1877. Boom!
Copy !req
1878. What's up, fuck-buddy?
You call for some
roadside assistance?
Copy !req
1879. Thanks, officer.
I can handle it
from here on out.
Copy !req
1880. Come on!
Copy !req
1881. I didn't have
anyone else to call!
Copy !req
1882. I didn't know that
you were gonna show up!
Copy !req
1883. That's the problem
with cops, Annie.
Copy !req
1884. We're just never
there when you need us.
Copy !req
1885. That cop talks weird.
Copy !req
1886. Come on, dingus.
Tick-tock. I got shit to do.
Copy !req
1887. Check it out.
Look what's steering the car.
Copy !req
1888. Thanks again
for picking me up.
Copy !req
1889. Not a problem.
Copy !req
1890. Were you busy?
Copy !req
1891. Well, it is Friday.
Copy !req
1892. You know,
you look tired.
Copy !req
1893. If you're tired,
you can totally
Copy !req
1894. lay down in my lap,
if you want.
Copy !req
1895. What?
Copy !req
1896. Just take a little lap-nap.
Copy !req
1897. If you want.
Copy !req
1898. Open for biz.
Copy !req
1899. Okay, can you just pull over?
Copy !req
1900. Yeah, actually,
that's an even better idea.
Copy !req
1901. No, no, no, can you
please just stop the car?
I want to get out.
Copy !req
1902. No, it's super gravelly.
Copy !req
1903. Please pull over!
Why?
Copy !req
1904. Because I would rather
get murdered out here
Copy !req
1905. than spend the next
half-an-hour with you.
Copy !req
1906. Can you please
just pull over?
Copy !req
1907. Come on, Annie.
It's called humor.
Copy !req
1908. Learn about it.
Copy !req
1909. Besides, I would
never last a half-hour.
Copy !req
1910. Goodbye, Ted.
Copy !req
1911. If you're trying to
turn me on, it's working.
Copy !req
1912. You used me!
Copy !req
1913. No big deal.
You are no longer
my number three!
Copy !req
1914. Wilson!
Copy !req
1915. Wilson! I'm sorry!
Copy !req
1916. I'm sorry, Wilson.
Copy !req
1917. Wilson, I'm sorry!
Copy !req
1918. I'm sorry!
Copy !req
1919. Oh, no, Wilson.
Copy !req
1920. Wilson!
Copy !req
1921. I'm coming in.
Copy !req
1922. Let's go, let's go.
And we're walking.
Copy !req
1923. Okay, we're walking.
Heel. Heel!
Copy !req
1924. No pee. No!
Not on the carpet!
Copy !req
1925. Okay, we're coming...
We're coming in.
Copy !req
1926. Everybody is in
and having fun.
Copy !req
1927. We're having fun.
And heel! We're heeling.
Copy !req
1928. Heel!
Copy !req
1929. How many of
those did you take?
Copy !req
1930. I took nine.
Copy !req
1931. Yeah, I did
slightly over-commit
to the whole dog thing.
Copy !req
1932. It turns out, I'm probably
more comfortable with six.
Copy !req
1933. It's a lot... That's
a lot of energy to deal with.
Copy !req
1934. But you wouldn't know
anything about that,
Copy !req
1935. because you haven't
been returning my calls.
Copy !req
1936. And say what, Megan?
Copy !req
1937. Say, "Hi, I can't
get off the couch.
Copy !req
1938. "I got fired from my job.
I got kicked out
of my apartment.
Copy !req
1939. "I can't pay any of my bills.
My car is a piece of shit.
Copy !req
1940. "I don't have any friends.
The last time I..."
Copy !req
1941. You know what I
find interesting
about that, Annie?
Copy !req
1942. It's interesting to me
that you have
absolutely no friends.
Copy !req
1943. You know why
it's interesting?
Copy !req
1944. Here's a friend
standing directly
Copy !req
1945. in front of you,
trying to talk to you.
Copy !req
1946. And you choose to
talk about the fact
Copy !req
1947. that you don't
have any friends.
Copy !req
1948. You know what I mean.
Copy !req
1949. No, I don't think
you want any help.
Copy !req
1950. I think you want to
have a little pity party.
That's not true.
Copy !req
1951. I think Annie wants
a little pity party.
Copy !req
1952. You're an asshole, Annie!
Oh, my God.
What are you doing?
Copy !req
1953. You're an asshole. I'm life.
Is life bothering you?
Copy !req
1954. Yes! What are you doing?
Copy !req
1955. I'm life, Annie.
I'm life, Annie.
Copy !req
1956. You have got to
fight back on life.
Copy !req
1957. Megan!
Copy !req
1958. You better learn to fight.
Copy !req
1959. Megan!
Copy !req
1960. I'm life and I'm going
to bite you in the ass!
Copy !req
1961. Megan...
It's not me.
I'm your life. Turn over!
Copy !req
1962. My God!
Copy !req
1963. I'm trying to get you to fight
for your shitty life,
and you won't do it!
Copy !req
1964. You just won't do it.
Stop it.
Copy !req
1965. You stop slapping yourself.
Stop slapping yourself.
Copy !req
1966. I'm your life, Annie.
I'm your shitty...
Copy !req
1967. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1968. Nice hit.
Copy !req
1969. All right.
Copy !req
1970. I'm glad to see
you've got a little
bit of spark in you.
Copy !req
1971. I knew that Annie
was in there somewhere.
Copy !req
1972. I think...
Copy !req
1973. I think you're ready now
to hear a little
story about a girl.
Copy !req
1974. A girl named Megan.
Copy !req
1975. A girl named
Megan that didn't have
Copy !req
1976. a very good time
in high school.
Copy !req
1977. I'm referring to
myself when I say "Megan."
Copy !req
1978. It's me, Megan.
Yeah, I got that.
Copy !req
1979. I know you look at
me now and think,
Copy !req
1980. "Boy, she must have
breezed through high school."
Copy !req
1981. Not the case, Annie.
Copy !req
1982. No, this was not easy
going up and down the halls.
Okay?
Copy !req
1983. They used to
try to blow me up.
Copy !req
1984. They threw
firecrackers at my head.
Copy !req
1985. Firecrackers.
Copy !req
1986. I mean literally.
I'm not saying
that figuratively.
Copy !req
1987. I got firecrackers
thrown at my head.
They called me a freak.
Copy !req
1988. Do you think I
let that break me?
Copy !req
1989. Do you think I went home
to my mommy, crying,
Copy !req
1990. "I don't have any friends.
Megan doesn't
have any friends"
Copy !req
1991. No, I did not.
You know what I did?
Copy !req
1992. I pulled myself up,
I studied really hard.
Copy !req
1993. I read every book in
the library. And now?
Copy !req
1994. I work for the government.
I have
Copy !req
1995. the highest possible
security clearance.
Copy !req
1996. Don't repeat that!
I won't.
Copy !req
1997. I can't protect you.
Copy !req
1998. I know where
all the nukes are
and I know the codes.
Copy !req
1999. I won't say anything.
Copy !req
2000. You would be amazed.
Copy !req
2001. A lot of shopping malls.
Copy !req
2002. Don't repeat that!
Copy !req
2003. I won't.
Copy !req
2004. I have six houses.
Copy !req
2005. I bought an 18-wheeler
a couple of months
ago just because I could.
Copy !req
2006. Okay, you lost Lillian.
Copy !req
2007. You got another best friend
Copy !req
2008. sitting right in front of you,
if you would notice.
Copy !req
2009. Huh?
Copy !req
2010. Now, you got to stop
feeling sorry for yourself.
Copy !req
2011. Okay, 'cause I do not
associate with people
Copy !req
2012. that blame the world
for their problems.
Copy !req
2013. 'Cause you're
your problem, Annie.
Copy !req
2014. And you're also
your solution.
Copy !req
2015. Right? I mean, that's...
Copy !req
2016. You get that?
Copy !req
2017. I just miss her, I guess.
Copy !req
2018. Yeah, I know you do.
Copy !req
2019. I know you do.
Copy !req
2020. All right, come on.
Bring it in.
Copy !req
2021. There's the Annie...
Copy !req
2022. There's the Annie I
knew was there, okay?
Copy !req
2023. All right.
Man, you have got
to wash your hair.
Copy !req
2024. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
2025. You've got to
wash that hair.
Copy !req
2026. What's wrong?
Copy !req
2027. Nothing.
Copy !req
2028. I love you.
Copy !req
2029. Looks great. Thank you.
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2030. Rhodes and I worked out
a deal way back when,
so it's on the house.
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2031. Are you serious?
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2032. Yeah. I owe him big time.
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2033. That's really nice.
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2034. Hey, Mom?
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2035. This is my mom, Judy.
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2036. Hey, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
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2037. Good to meet you, too.
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2038. Wait a minute,
don't I know you from AA?
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2039. Oh, my gosh.
You made that artichoke dip,
didn't you?
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2040. It's good, huh?
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2041. It's just delicious.
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2042. Come in.
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2043. Are you sure
you're not gonna
come with me today?
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2044. It's Lillian's big day.
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2045. Mom, she doesn't
want me there.
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2046. I'll fix you
a tuna fish sandwich.
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2047. Mom, it's 8:00
in the morning.
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2048. You can put syrup on it.
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2049. I know.
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2050. Hi.
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2051. What do you want?
Copy !req
2052. I was wondering
if you knew
where Lillian was.
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2053. No, why would I...
What do you mean?
Copy !req
2054. I can't find her.
We've looked everywhere.
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2055. What?
Copy !req
2056. She is missing.
Can you help?
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2057. Okay, just wait here.
I think I know
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2058. someone that
might be able to help.
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2059. I'll get my keys.
Can I just use...
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2060. I mean, I just don't know
what could have
possibly gone wrong.
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2061. Everything was going smoothly.
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2062. The dress looked fantastic.
It had come in from Paris.
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2063. Dougie was being
great and very helpful.
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2064. I had organized everything
to the last final detail.
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2065. I just...
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2066. I don't know
what's happened to her.
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2067. I don't know.
You should know, right?
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2068. You're her best friend.
It's weird that
you don't know.
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2069. You guys are so close.
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2070. Annie, I want to
apologize to you personally
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2071. for all of the things
that have gone down.
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2072. I know that I hurt you,
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2073. and that I created a distance
between you and Lillian.
Copy !req
2074. I want to
apologize for that...
I don't want to hear...
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2075. and everything
that happened
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2076. at the shower.
And with Las Vegas...
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2077. Okay, I don't want
to hear any more,
honestly.
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2078. I don't even
want to talk to you.
Copy !req
2079. Harry never really
wants to talk to me, either.
Copy !req
2080. He travels a lot.
Like, all year.
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2081. I'm basically just by myself.
Copy !req
2082. I don't want to...
I don't feel sorry for you.
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2083. I really liked
that original dress
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2084. you picked at
the bridal store.
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2085. I thought it was beautiful.
You have really lovely taste.
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2086. Thanks, but it's
a little too late for that.
Copy !req
2087. And I know...
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2088. I don't think
that Brazilian food
really gave us food poisoning.
Copy !req
2089. No, it did.
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2090. No, I don't think it did.
Copy !req
2091. It was the food.
I shit my pants
on the way home.
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2092. I don't think it
was your fault.
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2093. That was my fault.
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2094. I think people just
ask me to their weddings
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2095. because I'm good at
organizing parties.
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2096. I don't have any
female friends.
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2097. I'm so sorry.
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2098. Why are you smiling, Annie?
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2099. It's just...
It's just...
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2100. It's the first time I've
ever seen you look ugly.
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2101. And that makes
me kind of happy.
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2102. I look ugly? No, I don't.
I don't really look ugly.
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2103. A little bit.
You're an ugly crier,
but that's okay.
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2104. No, I'm not really
an ugly crier.
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2105. Maybe just
a little bit.
No.
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2106. Just a little bit.
Copy !req
2107. It's just my makeup.
Copy !req
2108. But I still look pretty good.
Copy !req
2109. Rhodes!
Copy !req
2110. Rhodes.
Copy !req
2111. Rhodes.
Copy !req
2112. Come on! Rhodes!
Copy !req
2113. He's ignoring you.
Let me.
Yes, he is.
Copy !req
2114. Officer!
Roll down your window!
Copy !req
2115. Excuse me! Please!
Copy !req
2116. Rhodes,
I know you can hear me,
and I know you're mad at me,
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2117. but I need your help. Please!
Copy !req
2118. You know this guy?
Copy !req
2119. What are you doing?
Copy !req
2120. I just want to
get his attention.
Copy !req
2121. Annie! Oh, my God.
Copy !req
2122. Reckless driving!
Copy !req
2123. Annie, my hair!
What are you doing?
Copy !req
2124. I'm speeding!
You better pull me over!
Copy !req
2125. Really?
Copy !req
2126. Here comes
the litter-bug!
Copy !req
2127. Let's see what
Marmaduke's doing.
Copy !req
2128. Just texting.
Talking on the phone
while I'm driving.
Copy !req
2129. Not even using my hands.
Oh, hi!
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2130. Mmm! Yum! Yum!
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2131. Beer!
Copy !req
2132. Yum! Yum! Yum!
Copy !req
2133. Idiot.
Copy !req
2134. Hey, what's up, man?
Copy !req
2135. I don't care. I don't care.
Copy !req
2136. I'm going to hurl.
I feel really sick, Annie!
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2137. Hey, who's driving that car?
Copy !req
2138. Can we go up now?
Copy !req
2139. That's not clever.
Copy !req
2140. Hey!
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2141. I'm topless!
Copy !req
2142. I'm totally topless.
Copy !req
2143. Really?
Copy !req
2144. Wow. Unbelievable.
Copy !req
2145. What the fuck are you doing?
Copy !req
2146. I don't know.
Copy !req
2147. Hey! Are you crazy?
Copy !req
2148. Are you crazy?
Copy !req
2149. All of that stuff,
that would have been
dangerous for a good driver.
Copy !req
2150. I'm sorry. I just...
I really need your help.
Copy !req
2151. We can't find Lillian.
Copy !req
2152. How long has she been gone?
Copy !req
2153. She's been
missing for 12 hours.
Copy !req
2154. 12 hours?
Copy !req
2155. It's not a missing person
until it's at least 24 hours.
Copy !req
2156. Have you ever seen CSI?
24 hours.
Copy !req
2157. Let me get on
with my job, Annie.
Copy !req
2158. Nathan, please?
Copy !req
2159. I really need your help.
Copy !req
2160. Please, Nathan.
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2161. Who is this one?
Copy !req
2162. This is Helen.
I'm Helen.
Copy !req
2163. What?
Copy !req
2164. It's Helen.
Copy !req
2165. Hello, Helen.
I've heard wonderful things.
Copy !req
2166. Okay, thanks, buddy.
Bye-bye.
Copy !req
2167. Okay, we've traced
her cell phone
Copy !req
2168. to the corner of
Craner and Rose.
Copy !req
2169. Do you know where that is?
Copy !req
2170. Yes. That is her apartment.
Copy !req
2171. I thought you said
you looked there.
Copy !req
2172. We did. We did.
Last night.
Copy !req
2173. Okay.
Copy !req
2174. So you're saying
she's at her apartment?
That's what you're telling me?
Copy !req
2175. She must have gone
back after you left.
Copy !req
2176. God, that was crazy of her.
Copy !req
2177. Thank God! Thank you.
Let's go. Let's go.
Copy !req
2178. Okay.
Copy !req
2179. We found her!
Copy !req
2180. I am so sorry.
I didn't mean to
waste your time.
Copy !req
2181. That's embarrassing.
Copy !req
2182. Thank you.
No, you are welcome.
Copy !req
2183. It's this kind of
high-octane stuff
Copy !req
2184. that really made me
want to become a cop.
Copy !req
2185. "Missing girl found
at her apartment."
Copy !req
2186. It's...
Copy !req
2187. It's adrenalin-pinching.
Copy !req
2188. It's nice to see you.
Copy !req
2189. I'm glad that you got
your taillights fixed.
Copy !req
2190. Means I won't have
to stop you again.
Copy !req
2191. Okay.
Copy !req
2192. Annie, let's go.
Copy !req
2193. Anyway,
go and save your friend
from her apartment.
Copy !req
2194. Bye-bye.
Copy !req
2195. Bye.
Copy !req
2196. Do you mind actually
if I go by myself?
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2197. Sure.
Okay.
Copy !req
2198. Lil?
Copy !req
2199. Lillian?
Copy !req
2200. Lil?
Copy !req
2201. Go away.
Copy !req
2202. What happened?
Copy !req
2203. This whole
wedding is fucked up.
Copy !req
2204. Helen just took
over everything, and
Copy !req
2205. everything's got
out of control.
Copy !req
2206. And my dad can't
afford the wedding.
Copy !req
2207. This has been really
hard to do without you.
Copy !req
2208. It's been shitty.
Copy !req
2209. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
2210. Nope. I'm sorry.
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2211. I'm sorry I kicked
you out of my wedding.
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2212. It's my fault.
Copy !req
2213. No, it's my fault.
Copy !req
2214. I think I'm the one
with the mental problems.
Copy !req
2215. Yeah, wasn't it my
turn to be crazy?
Copy !req
2216. The bride's
supposed to be crazy.
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2217. Yes, technically.
Copy !req
2218. You kind of
stole all the crazy.
I out-crazied you.
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2219. Everything's
going to be okay.
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2220. Yeah? How do you know that?
Copy !req
2221. I left the rehearsal
dinner last night.
Copy !req
2222. I told Dougie I
had to go get Q-tips.
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2223. And
Copy !req
2224. all of a sudden,
I realized I was
driving here.
Copy !req
2225. I came here.
Copy !req
2226. I realized this
is the last time
I'm going to be here
Copy !req
2227. in this apartment
Copy !req
2228. with that couch,
Copy !req
2229. and this bed,
Copy !req
2230. and take a bath in my bathtub.
Copy !req
2231. Because you know
how much I love my bathtub.
Copy !req
2232. It's a good tub.
Copy !req
2233. I slept in there on my
30th birthday, remember?
Uh-huh.
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2234. Everything's gonna change.
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2235. I mean, I'm not
going to get to
Copy !req
2236. live five
minutes away from you.
Copy !req
2237. And it makes me so sad.
Copy !req
2238. Well, don't be.
Copy !req
2239. Don't be sad.
Because things
are going to change,
Copy !req
2240. but they'll be better.
Copy !req
2241. You know?
Copy !req
2242. You're gonna take
this huge, great,
beautiful step.
Copy !req
2243. And Dougie loves you
more than anything.
Copy !req
2244. And so do I.
Copy !req
2245. But what about you?
What's gonna happen to you?
Copy !req
2246. I'm gonna be fine.
Copy !req
2247. So don't worry, okay?
I'm gonna be...
Copy !req
2248. I'm gonna be fine.
Copy !req
2249. I am fine.
Copy !req
2250. And besides, you need
to blaze the trail for me.
Copy !req
2251. And then report back
and tell me what's coming.
Copy !req
2252. Whatever you say, boss.
Copy !req
2253. All right, let's get
your dress on,
Copy !req
2254. okay, and let's go
to your wedding.
Copy !req
2255. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
2256. That's the other problem.
Copy !req
2257. Don't you dare laugh.
Copy !req
2258. Okay.
Copy !req
2259. I cannot wear this dress!
Copy !req
2260. Okay, don't panic.
Copy !req
2261. This is a nightmare.
Copy !req
2262. We'll fix it.
Copy !req
2263. We'll tweak it.
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2264. I will not let you
walk down that aisle
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2265. unless you look
perfect and beautiful,
I promise.
Copy !req
2266. Do you have a chainsaw
and a blowtorch?
Copy !req
2267. I think this wedding
is gonna be a disaster.
Copy !req
2268. No, don't say that.
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2269. If Helen had anything
to do with this wedding,
Copy !req
2270. it is going to be perfect
and tasteful and beautiful.
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2271. That's true.
Copy !req
2272. Will you, Douglas,
take Lillian to be your wife?
Copy !req
2273. Will you love her,
comfort her, and keep her
Copy !req
2274. and, forsaking all others,
remain true to her
Copy !req
2275. as long as you
both shall live?
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2276. I do.
Copy !req
2277. And will you,
Lillian, take Douglas
to be your husband?
Copy !req
2278. Will you love him,
comfort him, and keep him
Copy !req
2279. as long as you
both shall live?
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2280. I do.
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2281. By the powers
vested in me
by the state of Illinois,
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2282. I pronounce you
husband and wife.
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2283. You may now kiss the bride.
Copy !req
2284. Ladies and gentlemen,
Copy !req
2285. here with us tonight is
Lillian's favorite band
singing her favorite song.
Copy !req
2286. Put your hands
together for
Wilson Phillips!
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2287. Hi, everybody!
Copy !req
2288. How we doing tonight?
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2289. I am not paying
for this shit.
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2290. Really?
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2291. It's the last one,
I promise.
Copy !req
2292. The last one.
The last one.
Copy !req
2293. I know this pain
Copy !req
2294. Why do you lock yourself
up in these chains?
Copy !req
2295. No one can change
your life except for you
Copy !req
2296. Don't ever let
anyone step all over you
Copy !req
2297. Just open your
heart and your mind
Copy !req
2298. Is it really fair to feel
Copy !req
2299. This way inside
Copy !req
2300. Someday
somebody's gonna make you
Copy !req
2301. want to turn
around and say goodbye
Copy !req
2302. Until then, baby,
are you going to let them
Copy !req
2303. hold you down
and make you cry?
Copy !req
2304. Don't you know
Copy !req
2305. Don't you know
things can change
Copy !req
2306. Things'll go your way
Copy !req
2307. If you hold on
for one more day
Copy !req
2308. Can you hold on
for one more day?
Copy !req
2309. Things'll go your way
Copy !req
2310. Hold on for one more day
Copy !req
2311. You could sustain
Copy !req
2312. Or are you
comfortable with the pain?
Copy !req
2313. You've got no one
to blame for your unhappiness
Copy !req
2314. No, baby
Copy !req
2315. You got yourself
into your own mess
Copy !req
2316. Letting your
worries pass you by
Copy !req
2317. Baby
Copy !req
2318. Don't you think
it's worth your time
to change your mind?
Copy !req
2319. No, no
Copy !req
2320. Someday
somebody's gonna make you
Copy !req
2321. want to turn
around and say goodbye
Copy !req
2322. Until then, baby,
are you going to let them
Copy !req
2323. hold you down
and make you cry?
Copy !req
2324. What's so funny?
Copy !req
2325. I put a loaded gun
in Dougie's carry-on.
Copy !req
2326. The TSA is going to
just rip his ass apart.
Copy !req
2327. Annie?
Copy !req
2328. Oh. Hey.
Copy !req
2329. Did you have
a nice evening?
Copy !req
2330. It was beautiful. Yeah.
Copy !req
2331. What did you
think of the wedding?
Copy !req
2332. It was...
Copy !req
2333. It was great.
Copy !req
2334. It was great, right?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2335. It was perfect.
Copy !req
2336. It was great.
Copy !req
2337. Yeah, it was great.
Copy !req
2338. It was really
nice meeting you.
Copy !req
2339. Yeah, it was...
Copy !req
2340. Helen, it was really
nice meeting you, too.
Copy !req
2341. Hey, you know, maybe
Copy !req
2342. sometime the three of us
could go to
Rockin' Sushi together.
Copy !req
2343. Thank you, Annie.
Copy !req
2344. I would love that.
Copy !req
2345. Your ride is here.
Copy !req
2346. Hey, how did everything go?
Copy !req
2347. Strangely well.
Copy !req
2348. Good.
Copy !req
2349. So, I ate your cake
Copy !req
2350. that you left.
Copy !req
2351. You did?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2352. I mean, I had to
fight some raccoons off.
Copy !req
2353. But that's okay.
I'm pretty strong and tough,
Copy !req
2354. so it wasn't
much of a contest.
Copy !req
2355. So that might have been...
Copy !req
2356. I'm just going to
kiss you now
rather than just...
Copy !req
2357. Officer Rhodes,
please report to...
Copy !req
2358. Oh! I'm on duty.
Copy !req
2359. And I need to
put my uniform on.
Copy !req
2360. If I drive like this,
they're gonna think
I just stole a car,
Copy !req
2361. which wouldn't be great.
Copy !req
2362. You could ride
with me if you want.
Copy !req
2363. You want to come?
Yeah, I do.
Copy !req
2364. Come on.
Copy !req
2365. All right.
Copy !req
2366. Whoa! Whoa!
Where are you going?
Copy !req
2367. I'm getting in the car.
Copy !req
2368. No, no, no, you got
to get in the back.
What?
Copy !req
2369. You can't sit in the front,
it's against regulations.
Copy !req
2370. Come on. Come on.
Copy !req
2371. You're going to make
me sit in the back seat?
Copy !req
2372. Yeah, come on.
Copy !req
2373. Sorry. Habit.
Copy !req
2374. All right.
Copy !req
2375. It's a force of habit.
Copy !req
2376. Can I please get
in the front seat?
Copy !req
2377. Actually, no, I'm afraid
there's a warrant
out for your arrest.
Copy !req
2378. What? Why?
Copy !req
2379. Reckless driving,
littering, texting,
Copy !req
2380. consuming alcohol
while operating a vehicle.
Copy !req
2381. You didn't
think I was going to
Copy !req
2382. let you get away
with that, did you?
Copy !req
2383. Could we put the siren on?
Please?
Copy !req
2384. Thank you.
Copy !req
2385. I know that there is pain
Copy !req
2386. But you hold
on for one more day
Copy !req
2387. And you break
free from the chains
Copy !req
2388. Yeah,
I know that there is pain
Copy !req
2389. But you hold
on for one more day
Copy !req
2390. And you break free,
break from the chains
Copy !req
2391. Someday
somebody's gonna make you
Copy !req
2392. want to turn
around and say goodbye
Copy !req
2393. Until then, baby,
are you going to let them
Copy !req
2394. hold you down
and make you cry?
Copy !req
2395. Don't you know
Copy !req
2396. Don't you know
things can change
Copy !req
2397. Things'll go your way
Copy !req
2398. If you hold on
Copy !req
2399. Okay. Umm...
Copy !req
2400. This is Tape 119.
Copy !req
2401. Air Marshall Jon and I's
first sexual encounter.
Copy !req
2402. Is there
a hungry bear anywhere?
Copy !req
2403. I'm a hungry bear.
Copy !req
2404. I just happen to
have this bear sandwich.
Copy !req
2405. Is there a hungry bear?
Copy !req
2406. I'm a very
hungry bear.
Copy !req
2407. Did you see how
my flap opens?
Copy !req
2408. Yeah, that's
a good-looking
bear sandwich.
Copy !req
2409. Yeah, that's a
big bear sandwich.
Copy !req
2410. Do you want a bite
of that sandwich?
Feed me.
Copy !req
2411. It's meat and cheeses.
Copy !req
2412. Uh-oh.
Copy !req
2413. I hope you don't have
a salad. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
2414. Hey, guess what.
Guess what, ham.
Copy !req
2415. Fuck it up.
Copy !req
2416. I'm gonna fuck you up,
ham nipple.
Copy !req
2417. Ham nipple.
Fuck it up.
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2418. A little hard.
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2419. Ow!
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2420. A little hard.
A little hard.
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