1. I forgot the opening line.
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3. Flight of birds,
the flight of man...
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birds' similarity to man.
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for the next hour or so
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we draw no conclusions,
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shall cease to fascinate us.
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9. And alas, another dream
would be lost.
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10. There are too few.
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the German poet Goethe...
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12. expressed man's
desire to fly.
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myself into endless space
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the awful abyss."
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the most advanced creature,
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the flight of birds
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of the earth's imprisonment.
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has been ever-present
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has been long in coming.
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realized his dream?
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we must isolate the dream.
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to attain the ability to fly?
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the freedom that true flight
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the mortal damage man is doing
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in comparison
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birds cause man.
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environmental enclosures
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37. Stop, you!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
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38. You're in the wrong key!
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39. The wrong key!
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40. And I want that
scoreboard lighted!
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lighted every time we do it!
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42. And you! I want everything just
exactly the way it should be!
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43. That's why you're
in these uniforms!
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44. That's why I bought you
these uniforms!
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45. Now, let's start again
in the right key!
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46. All right! Again!
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48. That was good!
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49. Now, once again!
I want once more!
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50. Social behavior.
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the word “dominance,"
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on the social hierarchies
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order of social distinctions.
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precedence over the other.
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60. Sir?
High today 95 degrees,
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61. partly cloudy,
light air pollution.
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62. Sir?
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63. Got a great hit!
Number one in town!
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64. Good morning, Mr. Wright.
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65. Good morning, Birdie.
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66. Get that away from me!
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67. I don't trust your big ears,
you dirty pinko.
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68. Here's your money, sir.
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69. - I don't have to count it, do I?
- Oh, no. No, sir.
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70. - It's all here, isn't it, Birdie?
- Oh, yes, sir.
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- Yeah.
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74. Yeah! Look at that!
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75. Look at that!
Two big Georges right there!
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76. Who threw that tomato?
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77. The investigation
continues at this hour
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well-known Houston socialite
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80. the soprano who sings the national
anthem...
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before every ball game.
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82. Put that window down, McCloud.
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83. McCloud, you don't listen to me.
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I want to tell you,
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which is just deplorable,
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deportment which is also...
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87. Here's an important
bulletin just handed me.
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88. The latest development in that trio
of mysterious murders in Houston
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of Haskell Weeks,
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of the city told KILT reporters
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a special investigator
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92. from the San Francisco
Police Department.
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94. Well, kid, that's it.
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95. I'm closing
this place down, McCloud.
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96. The black part's a conspiracy,
they're moving in.
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98. There were buckets of grenades
in the living room.
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101. Get me off!
McCloud! Oh, McCloud!
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gonna do right now.
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104. Get me out of here.
Be careful now, McCloud.
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105. Easy! Easy!
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106. Easy, McCloud!
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107. Easy, now!
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108. Up! One by one!
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109. Oh, I just dropped
a steamer through the hoop.
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110. This is
Karl Williams, KILT news.
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111. Quarter past the hour now and
time for the Hudson & Harrigan
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112. and the cure minute, sir.
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113. How about a rebel yell then...
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prove to be an important clue
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Miss Heap's prize pigeons
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released by the killer.
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118. Miss Heap's deep affection
for the birds
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throughout the southwest.
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120. Yes, everything
seems to be in good shape.
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121. I'm very pleasantly
surprised, Maybelline.
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122. Wait a minute. Just hold on.
Wait a minute.
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123. $24.32.
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124. Unpaid.
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125. Well, he died Tuesday,
Mr. Wright.
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126. - He did?
- Yes, sir.
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127. Well, I'm very sorry
to hear that, Maybelline.
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128. But if Mr. Saunders did die on Tuesday,
I can't do anything about that.
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129. He still owes me
for a week's rent.
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130. That money's gonna
have to come from someplace.
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132. Well, surely, not from me.
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133. Yes, from you!
What do you mean not from you?
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134. There's money right there
in your hands.
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135. - But this...
- I want my money!
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136. - Give me my money!
- This is my money!
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137. Look out!
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139. Something's wrong.
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140. Take your bird.
Get out of here.
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141. It's an invasion!
A goddamn commie invasion!
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143. Don't you ever do that
when I'm talking to you.
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144. What do you mean
putting that window up?
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145. Goddamn fag. You know
something, McCloud?
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146. You are nothing but a fag.
A goddamn faggot.
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148. 5,433...
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149. 5,435...
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150. 5,439...
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151. Watch this.
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152. Hee, pup pup pup.
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153. Little old gumba,
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155. Didn't anybody ever tell you that
you had a beautiful "doreemus."
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157. You...
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158. Turn on the television set.
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159. The television set's not
working.
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my program.
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Now turn it on.
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162. Look! McCloud, on the hood!
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163. Bird doodoo! Bird doodoo!
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164. Stop the car, McCloud!
Stop the car!
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166. Get it off!
Hurry up, McCloud!
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167. Hurry up!
Wipe it off!
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right through the paint.
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169. Bird shit on the hood,
God damn it.
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170. I should never have
hired you this morning.
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171. Goddamn birds.
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172. McCloud, are you happy
in your work?
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173. Well, you must think I
have all the money in the world!
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175. I don't give a damn!
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176. Don't tell me...
get away from me.
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177. - Get out of my way!
- Please!
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178. Get out of my way,
you silly bitch.
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179. I'll mow you down!
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180. You yap, yap, yap!
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let's move it.
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184. Easy down the chute, McCloud.
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185. Easy down.
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186. McCloud?
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187. McCloud! McCloud!
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188. Don't you ever
lay a hand on my money.
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189. Ah... my money...
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190. McCloud...
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flown into Houston
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at Haskell Weeks' expense.
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194. The legendary super-cop
from 'Frisco is due to arrive
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Intercontinental Airport
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197. And we'll have a reporter there
for on-the-scene coverage.
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198. Oh, do you have the number
of the local Audubon Society?
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199. Luke Mclntyre at
Houston's Intercontinental Airport.
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200. We are stationed in the
private and very exclusive
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jet Silver Eagle Mark IV
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from the west coast
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famous detectives on board,
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Frank Shaft.
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206. And our sources tell us
Shaft is here to work
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strangulation murders.
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to have bestowed her treasures
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can delight the eye.
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in our high esteem.
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custom slacks,
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and being totally composed
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is one whale of a cop.
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227. I hate to rush you, Lieutenant,
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really pissed off at me.
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you right over to his office
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in San Francisco, sir,
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Crandall is head of homicide.
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with an iron fist
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really goes, sir.
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236. I don't even think
he likes San Francisco, sir.
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third one, Johnson.
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- That's my name. Call me Frank, ok?
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to call Captain Crandall?
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- Tell me about that third one, Johnson.
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and admired in town.
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a great benefactor,
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250. Well, she was quite
a character, sir.
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251. You know, she used to sing the
national anthem at all the ball games.
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own orchestra and everything.
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by the amount of time
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with almost equally good logic,
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the nervous tension...
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You should've seen her.
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- Molested?
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Was she sexually assaulted?
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But she sure was a mess, sir.
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in River Oaks.
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the bird of paradise plants
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and blue acrylic knit
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272. and matching imitating
bird feather belt
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273. and those
spangling red rhinestone shoes.
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ladies and gentlemen.
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275. Welcome to the Astrodome,
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278. and I'll be your tour guide for
the next 45 minutes to an hour.
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questions at any time.
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go to the bathroom or something,
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where is the bathroom?
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284. Well, there are bathrooms
every 50 feet.
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bathrooms, you know.
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286. They're... they don't have a tub
or anything like that.
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287. All right, our first stop will
be down in the Dome Skeller.
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place you can go
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in Texas and not strike oil.
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is extremely heavy
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to raise itself
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299. Like the ostrich, this bird is
not very delicate in its taste.
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you'll just please follow me,
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down there right now.
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302. Oh, sir, do you have change
for this... this half a dollar?
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303. Jesus Christ,
how do you sleep around here?
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304. Well, you get used
to that after a while.
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305. It's usually the heart
guys that cause it.
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306. What guys?
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doctors here who do transplants.
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308. They'll sit around and wait
till a stiff dies the right way.
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get drinks and things later.
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312. Please stay with the tour.
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really like it up here.
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get to hear something too.
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315. Like the scoreboard,
even though it's so big,
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by this small room
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317. that has a really complicated
computer inside of it.
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318. I mean, the other day talked to a man...
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pretty interesting stuff.
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320. But just think if somebody
really intelligent
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what they could do.
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322. I mean, it could probably
work out some problems.
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323. Oh, look, it's Officer Ledbetter here.
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324. He just likes
my tour a lot, I guess.
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325. And as you
heard in our interview,
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is in Houston at the expense
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in their investigation
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strangulation murders.
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gonna be awful angry
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how long we're taking.
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working together, right?
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Uh, Frank.
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something about me.
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341. I don't much care how pissed off
any desk cop gets. Got it?
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342. It's working stiffs
like us that get the job done.
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343. Now, I want to go over
to where that last guy lived.
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wasn't that his name?
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and look around, Johnson.
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is peculiarly interesting.
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proper places for their food
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by scratching the ground
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sit close together,
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with their wings,
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big steps because we wouldn't want
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the dome or anything.
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361. There's a lot more to see,
so everybody better hurry
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walk nine miles today.
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363. And when we get down there,
there's also a weather station.
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364. It cost a third
of a million dollars.
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for those laggers.
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ten people get lost...
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369. Telephone, sir.
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wanting to know where we are.
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expression never changes.
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373. They're the most piercing blue
I've ever seen.
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in the city, Johnson.
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375. Are we gonna get him or are we gonna
go downtown and play politics?
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376. - Hi.
- Hi. May I help you?
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some extremely detailed work.
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379. Sure. Sure.
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380. - Show him the Nikon, Gary.
- This one?
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381. - Yes.
- Yeah.
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383. Oh. Would there be a way
of hanging it around my neck?
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something like that run?
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388. Price for this is, uh...
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389. You'll have to look it up
in the book, Gary.
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- Gary.
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393. - Aspirin?
- I'll get some throat lozenges.
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- Ok.
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397. Oh.
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You have a nice smile yourself.
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400. Well, I try to make
the best of things.
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402. Is there a manager around here
that I could talk to?
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403. Right back there.
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I can help you with?
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405. Well, yes.
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of taking this trip,
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of taking some snapshots.
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408. Right, that's a good idea.
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409. What kind of camera do you have?
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410. Actually, that's it.
You see, I don't have a camera.
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411. You don't have a camera?
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412. Pardon me.
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413. - What?
- Would you be interested in...
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- Just a minute, will you?
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415. Is there a difference?
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for a minute if I could.
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418. Yeah, well, what about?
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420. Just a minute, lady.
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421. Who, me?
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422. Let me see your receipt.
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423. Oh, I'm sorry,
I didn't buy anything.
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424. Well, would you mind
showing me what's in your bag?
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425. Oh, surely.
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426. Uh, shampoo.
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427. - Mm-hmm.
- Shampoo.
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428. Shampoo.
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429. I always buy
three bottles at a time.
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430. Not that it's any cheaper,
but it saves me a trip.
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431. My hair's so oily, I have
to wash it every other day.
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432. Well, you've got beautiful hair.
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433. Yeah, what else is in the bag?
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434. Oh, my brush, Kleenex,
crossword puzzle book.
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435. And Band-Aids, cologne.
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436. Mouthwash.
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437. - More shampoo.
- Yeah.
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438. Not one of
them lasted more than one day.
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439. Every Saturday, poor old Mr. Wright
used to make his rounds,
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440. Every Saturday,
there was a new driver.
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441. I interviewed them.
I ought to know.
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442. Can you describe him?
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443. Down to the mole
on the back of his neck.
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444. He had a mole on his neck?
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445. No! That's just
a figure of speech.
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446. You know, like saying something
is faster than greased lightning?
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447. Yeah, I know. I know.
How tall was he?
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448. Oh, short. Very short.
Like you.
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449. I'm six-one, Millhouse.
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450. You are? I'm five-nine,
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451. and you look shorter than me.
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452. You're standing on the steps.
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453. Oh. So I am.
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454. All right, where were you
when you interviewed him?
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455. Here, right here where we are.
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456. You were up there
and he was down here?
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457. - Is that right?
- I think so.
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458. I'd so those steps
are about eight inches.
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459. So, that means that
if he was six-foot-one,
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460. he would have looked to you
to be 16 inches shorter.
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461. About four-nine.
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462. Right. Under five feet.
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463. Short. Only I think
I was down here.
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464. And... and he was there.
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465. Well, what the hell
would he be doing up here?
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466. Well, he was short, like I said.
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467. And it made him feel better.
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468. All right, he was up here
and you were down there.
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469. - Is that right?
- Right.
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470. And he looked to you
to be about four-foot-nine?
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471. That's right. Short.
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472. Jesus Christ, Millhouse,
if he was four-foot-nine,
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473. and he was standing
on 16 inches of steps,
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474. that'd make him only
three-foot-five.
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475. That's right,
he was short. Like you.
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476. There could be
no more shocking statement
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477. than to say the closest
living relatives
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478. to men are houseflies
or that the butterfly
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479. evolved from a rhinoceros.
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480. But is there any real proof?
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481. Can evolution really prove
birds came from reptiles?
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482. Birds are amazing creatures,
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483. fantastically designed,
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484. each for a different
specific purpose.
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485. What's the matter, honey?
Your leg hurt?
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486. God damn it!
Does yours?
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487. Now, here. Hold this.
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488. Come on, Douglas. Stanford
wants to see the monkeys.
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489. You shut up! I'll go when
I'm damn good and ready.
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490. You hear?
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491. Don't you want to see
the monkeys, Douglas?
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492. If I want to see some monkeys,
I'll go over to nigger town.
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493. Where do you suppose that punk
kid got a camera like that?
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494. Douglas, Stanford wants
to see the monkeys. Come on...
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495. Listen here! You want that pansy
son of yours to see some monkeys?
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496. He's your son too!
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497. You'll never convince me
that pasty-face pansy
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498. came out of Douglas B. Breen.
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499. Now, take him to the car!
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500. And wait till I get there
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501. before I give you something
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502. you wish you hadn't got.
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503. The Brazilian Green Macaw...
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504. is as
beautiful as it is rare.
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505. It soon becomes familiar with
persons whom it sees frequently.
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506. But it has an aversion
to strangers and sometimes
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507. attacks them with great fury.
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508. Hey, that's a nice looking
camera you got there.
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509. Jap camera, ain't it?
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510. - Yeah, a Nikon.
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
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511. Hey, you hear
what the Jap girl said
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512. when she took off her brassiere?
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513. How'd you like to nip on these?
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514. You get it?
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515. “Nip on these,"
you know. Tits... nip.
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516. Hey, that must have
set you back a pretty penny.
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517. No, this was
a present from my grandfather.
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518. Ah, what's your grandfather?
Some Jew millionaire?
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519. He's, uh...
he's a ship's carpenter
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520. in the Merchant Marines.
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521. So every time he goes to Japan,
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522. he brings me back something
like a lens or a tripod.
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523. Parental behavior when an
intruder disturbs or endangers
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524. the nest or young,
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525. some birds slip away quietly
and unobtrusively.
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526. Some may attack the intruder.
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527. - Take it easy.
- Get over there!
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528. You know what that is?
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529. A poorly rolled cigarette.
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530. It's a marijuana cigarette.
It's dope!
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531. It's dope I picked up
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532. after I saw you drop it
out of your pocket.
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533. You give me that camera and
we'll forget this little matter.
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534. If you don't, it's one to ten.
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535. So take your pick, kid.
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536. Mister, one of us is crazy.
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537. Oh, yeah?
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538. Breen. Narcotics.
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539. Being a murderer's bad enough,
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540. but a thief on top of it?
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541. What do you mean, a thief?
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542. He took one
of Mr. Wright's books.
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543. - Lieutenant!
- Wait a minute, Johnson.
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544. What do you mean he took
one of Mr. Wright's books?
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545. He came here for a book.
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546. He said Mr. Wright
sent him for it.
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547. And little did I know
that the poor old man was dead.
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548. - Frank...
- Which book did he take?
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549. This one right here,
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550. where this empty space is.
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551. - I hate to interrupt...
- What is it?
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552. Well, there's been another one
over at the zoo.
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553. - Strangling?
- Yes, sir. Uh, Frank.
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554. Jesus Christ.
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555. What was the name of the book?
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556. I don't know
the name of the book.
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557. It was given to Mr. Wright
by his two brothers
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558. a long time ago.
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559. Man's first
successful powered flight,
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560. on windswept sand dunes
near Kitty Hawk,
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561. five men and a boy witnessed
the first successful flight
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562. of an engine driven heavier
than air flying machine.
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563. But it was hardly a bird.
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564. About what?
About three-inch diameter?
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565. It doesn't look like he's got
any holes anywhere here.
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566. Is he a friend of yours,
Johnson, this Officer Breen?
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567. No, he's in narcotics.
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568. I'm in traffic.
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569. No, the only
narcotics man I ever met
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570. was my wife's cousin Benny.
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571. He got busted for trafficking.
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572. It's kind of funny.
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573. Isn't it? I mean,
he gets busted for trafficking
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574. and I'm in traffic.
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575. Hey, do you suppose that
the strangler was a hophead?
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576. A what?
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577. You know, a dope addict.
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578. I don't know, Johnson.
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579. - Captain Crandall?
- Yeah, Hanes.
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580. Hines.
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581. - Yeah.
- I just found this over here.
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582. What the hell is it?
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583. I believe it's marijuana.
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584. You think so?
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585. I'll check that.
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586. Mrs. Green, would you
and the kid get out of here
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587. for about a minute?
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588. Yeah.
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589. Matt, what about this?
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590. Is that marijuana?
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591. Well, there's no way, uh...
What do you think?
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592. There's only one way to tell.
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593. - Send it to the lab.
- Oh.
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594. Well, we're
nearly there, Lieutenant.
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595. I mean Frank.
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596. All right, pull over here.
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597. - What?
- Pull over right here.
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598. - Here?
- Pull over. Park.
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599. Ok, Johnson, let's go.
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600. There's no point in them
knowing we're friends.
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601. And how about his head?
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602. Where in the hell's
he been, Johnson?
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603. This is Captain Crandall.
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604. Frank Shaft, San Francisco.
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605. How long's he been dead?
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606. Your plane got in
three and a half hours ago.
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607. What I'd like to know is where
in the hell have you been?
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608. Excuse me, Lieutenant.
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609. Permit me to introduce myself.
I'm Haskell Weeks.
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610. Frank Shaft.
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611. Welcome to Houston,
Lieutenant Shaft.
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612. And allow me to apologize
for Captain Crandall, here.
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613. He's a good police officer,
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614. but I'm afraid he has not, as yet,
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615. mastered the simple art
of common courtesy,
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616. have you, captain?
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617. What the hell are you doing?
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618. I told you fellas to
keep over there behind the line!
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619. Bullshit.
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620. I'll convey your
sentiments to the governor.
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621. The governor and I are very close.
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622. This the way
he was found, Captain?
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623. Captain, aren't you
going to answer the lieutenant?
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624. Look, I'm in charge
of this case, Weeks.
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625. If you want this California
hot shot to work on it,
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626. he'll work my way.
You understand?
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627. Of course that's
the way he was found.
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628. What do you think we
are, stupid?
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629. - Was he on a case?
- I don't know.
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630. I'm in traffic.
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631. Was he on a case?
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632. - Hanes?
- Hines.
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633. - Was he in a case?
- No, sir.
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634. Everybody's on the case
whether off duty or on.
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635. Texas is
a big state, Lieutenant.
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636. And there are still some of us
here who don't realize...
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637. Can't you get
that turtle out of here?
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638. - This his camera?
- Yeah, the film's been taken out.
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639. He probably spotted the killer,
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640. followed him and was making
some pictures, you know?
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641. Fingerprints?
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642. Yeah, I think we'll be able
to get some good ones from that.
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643. Ok, well, let's make sure everything's
covered before we release it to his family.
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644. What about them?
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645. Huh?
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646. Who's gonna
tell his wife and kid?
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647. Ah, I don't know.
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648. What's this stuff on his eye?
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649. That's, uh...
It's bird...
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650. It's... you know...
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651. Bird shit.
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652. Jesus Christ.
Why didn't you cover him up?
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653. That happened before.
It was there when we found him.
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654. They all had it on 'em.
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655. All of 'em?
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656. Every one.
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657. It's the time of year.
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658. - You know my car's completely ruined?
- Shit.
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659. If you have any problem
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660. in our city, Lieutenant,
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661. feel free to call on me.
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662. And if you get a spare moment,
we'll have a cocktail together.
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663. I'm an old friend
of your mayor's.
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664. Are you through yet, Shaft?
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665. I want to know
what kind of bird it was.
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666. God almighty.
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667. Let's go, Norwood.
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668. Wing muscles.
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669. Approximately
50 different wing muscles...
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670. and muscle slips
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671. have been described as affecting
the wing...
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672. Brewster!
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673. It's me. Hope.
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674. Hi, Brewster.
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675. I've been living
on graham crackers for a week.
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676. - I got your stuff.
- And my peanut butter?
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677. Uh-huh. I almost got
caught stealing the rose hips.
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678. Thank you.
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679. Brewster, what's
the difference between rose hips
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680. and regular vitamin C?
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681. They're organic.
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682. What does "organic" mean?
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683. Hope, you're the one who
works in the health food store,
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684. You're the one
who's supposed to know that.
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685. Mrs. Parker
never tells me anything.
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686. She just yells at me.
Date nut bread?
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687. Yeah, do me a favor,
put 'em on the table.
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688. I gotta finish my exercises.
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689. I got you coconut pecan
cookies with raw sugar
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690. and unbleached flour and...
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691. We're all right.
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692. And, um...
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693. chocolate covered
raisins for energy.
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694. Wow, Brewster.
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695. You're really in great shape.
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696. How many of those can you do?
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697. Hundreds.
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698. Oh, wow.
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699. I gotta do 'em.
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700. I brought my own lunch, too.
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701. Hot dog.
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702. Brewster?
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703. Tell me again
what you're doing here.
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704. What do you think I'm doing?
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705. I know you're doing chin-ups,
but I mean,
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706. what's the rest of it about?
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707. I'm building my wings.
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708. You're making an airplane?
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709. No.
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710. What are you doing?
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711. I'm flying away.
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712. Where are you flying to?
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713. Away.
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714. Wow.
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715. Brewster...
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716. Do you ever think about
anything except flying?
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717. Sure.
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718. You think about girls?
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719. Brewster?
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720. Yeah, all the time.
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721. Oh, wow.
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722. What are you up to?
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723. - Huh?
- 215.
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724. 215?
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725. Brewster!
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726. Are you thinking about me or
are you thinking about flying?
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727. Oh! Oh, Brewster!
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728. What are you up to?
Tell me! Please!
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729. What are you up to?
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730. Huh? What are you up to?
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731. 253!
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732. Wow.
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733. Wow!
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734. What? Oh, what?
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735. Wow, Brewster.
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736. You're really something.
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737. The... the Jackdaw
is easily trained
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738. and made with little difficulty to be
taught to pronounce several words.
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739. Now, listen, tonight...
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740. Listen. I'm gonna
take you over there, right?
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741. - Marty, don't answer it.
- You know I have to, Angie.
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742. Hello.
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743. Johnson, this is Frank Shaft.
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744. How do you do,
Lieutenant Shaft? Uh, Frank.
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745. I didn't interrupt
your dinner, did I?
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746. Hmm? Oh, uh...
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747. No, I...
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748. finished about an hour ago.
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749. Good.
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750. Listen, I want you to take these
bird shit samples
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751. over to the lab.
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752. Right now, sir?
Uh, Frank?
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753. I'd do it myself
but I'm busy right now.
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754. I need somebody
I can trust on this.
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755. Well, I'm, uh...
I'm, uh...
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756. right out the door now.
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757. Johnson, you're a good cop.
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758. Near the sky box,
also the presidential suite,
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759. is the white area
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760. over there to the right
of the Texico sign.
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761. That's where President Johnson
views the game from
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762. when he's here at the stadium.
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763. And if President Nixon
ever attends,
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764. he'll watch
the game from that box.
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765. But after baseball season...
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766. Hi, Louise.
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767. Hi, Brewster.
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768. That girl was here.
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769. Hope? Yep.
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770. I got a whole
new thing of health food.
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771. I did 300 today.
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772. Nothing goes on
between you two, does it?
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773. Me and Hope?
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774. She seems so passionate.
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775. I really didn't notice.
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776. You ever think about
that sort of thing?
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777. What?
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778. Girls. You know.
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779. Sex?
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780. Hey, Louise, I think
you've been talking to Hope.
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781. She just asked me
the same exact thing.
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782. All right, Brewster.
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783. Time to relax.
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784. Come on, we have to stay
on schedule.
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785. Why do you always
ask me about Hope?
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786. Because she's passionate
and she can involve you.
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787. Involve me?
In what?
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788. Sex.
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789. Is Hope really like that?
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790. People like Hope accept
what's been told to them.
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791. They don't think
they can be free.
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792. They don't even
believe they can be free.
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793. Their sex is the closest
thing they have to...
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794. Flying.
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795. Yes. Flying.
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796. Don't they want to fly?
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797. Only at first.
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798. Something happens
to them as they grow.
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799. And they...
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800. They turn
more and more toward earth.
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801. When they experience sex,
they simply settle for it.
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802. And procreate
more of their own kind.
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803. So you must never be tempted,
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804. let anything take your full
concentration away from your work.
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805. I don't think I could
do it without your help.
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806. I'll always be here
to help you, Brewster.
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807. I'll be with you
until you can fly away.
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808. Instead of a prayer at this time,
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809. the widow, Mrs. Green,
has requested I read instead
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810. the departed's favorite poem,
words be glad to live by.
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811. "How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways
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812. I love thee to the breadth and
depth and height of my soul...
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813. How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways
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814. I love thee to the breadth and depth
and height my soul can reach..."
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815. I can't put into words
how I personally feel
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816. about this brave officer
who died so nobly.
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817. Bullshit.
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818. Speaking for myself
and my entire staff.
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819. Save it, Weeks.
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820. Green was a bad cop, and that
camera was hot for Christ's sake.
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821. He was a thief as well
as a shake-down artist.
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822. May I remind you that he
died in the line of duty.
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823. Shit, he was on vacation.
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824. "In my old griefs,
and with my childhood's faith
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825. I love thee with..."
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826. I'm having a few friends over for
dinner this evening, Lieutenant,
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827. I thought you might
like to join us.
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828. I'll be busy.
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829. I might remind you that my friends
are not without influence.
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830. Good, then they won't miss me,
will they?
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831. Protective plumage...
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832. prolonged rains
are destructive to bird life
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833. because the insulating value of plumage
deteriorates as it becomes wet.
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834. Bye!
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835. - Hi.
- Hi.
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836. Are you trying to steal my car?
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837. What?
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838. I asked you if you
were trying to steal my car.
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839. Is this your car?
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840. It looks exactly like my car.
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841. Uh, you even have the little
statue in front like mine.
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842. That's the Virgin Mary.
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843. They used to be real popular
a long time ago.
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844. This is a very weird...
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845. there aren't too many orange
and black cars around, you know.
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846. Uh, I apologize. I didn't...
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847. Hey, I don't mind you
trying to steal my car.
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848. And besides it was raining
and everything.
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849. You don't wanna catch a cold,
do you?
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850. No.
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851. You look like the type
that catches cold pretty easily.
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852. I'll take you where
you're gonna go.
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853. Uh, I would like to pick up a few
photos that I'm having printed.
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854. Pictures?
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855. I love pictures.
Are they in color?
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856. Yeah.
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857. Well, let's go.
You're the chauffeur.
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858. McCloud, are you
happy here working?
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859. Courtship is ordinarily
the province of the male,
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860. and he shows his wares
before the female
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861. with an astonishing
assortment of tricks
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862. of varying according
to the species.
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863. He may posture
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864. so as to reveal
his gaudiest nuptial plumage.
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865. Spread his tail and erect
his crest
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866. or inflate brilliantly colored
pouches
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867. and parade, dance, fly
with dizzying acrobatics.
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868. Sing his most
fetching love song.
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869. You were on the tour,
weren't you?
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870. Tour?
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871. Yeah, I liked it.
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872. You kept ducking out all the
time. Did I bore you?
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873. I had to go to the bathroom.
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874. Oh, diarrhea. That's tough.
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875. Hope it wasn't from eating
Mexican food. That's bad.
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876. But that's when I
usually get it.
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877. Have you ever had diarrhea
from eating Mexican food before?
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878. I like your car.
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879. It's not mine, really.
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880. I met this guy at the racetrack.
Automobile races.
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881. You know, stock cars, midgets.
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882. Anyway, I'm a race car driver.
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883. I don't have a car or anything,
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884. but sometimes some of the guys
let me drive for them.
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885. Anyway, one night this guy
offered to take me home.
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886. So I said ok.
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887. Well, instead of taking me home,
he took me to Memorial Park.
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888. I mean, wow, he
tried to rape me.
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889. Anyway, I hit him with a
lug wrench and drove home.
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890. I haven't seen him since so I've
got this neat little Roadrunner.
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891. How long ago was that?
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892. A couple of weeks.
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893. Does he know where you live?
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894. No, maybe that's why he never
came to pick it up.
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895. And it's really sort
of a neat little car.
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896. It's all souped up
and everything. See?
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897. "I love thee freely,
as men strive for right
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898. I love thee purely,
as men turns from praise
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899. I love thee with passion
put to use
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900. In my old griefs,
and with my... “
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901. - Hey!
- What?
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902. Come on, for God's sake.
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903. "I love thee with a love
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904. I seemed to lose
with my lost saints
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905. I love thee with..."
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906. “I choose to love thee
better every day"
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907. Oh, God.
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908. That's fantastic.
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909. That'll be $468.50, sir.
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910. Uh, yeah, you charge that
for me, will ya?
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911. Oh, those are the
biggest snapshots I ever seen.
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912. Yeah.
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913. They sure are pretty, though.
What are they?
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914. These are studies of the yutaxican
diasteraxic arrangements of the
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915. major covetan secondaries of
the phoenicopteridae.
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916. Oh, I thought maybe they were pictures
of your mother and father at the beach.
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917. No, these are photos that I took
at the zoo of various birds.
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918. I was just joking, Brewster.
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919. Huh?
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920. I tell you what, I got this great
dinner planned tonight at my house,
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921. so how'd you like to come over?
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922. Oh, fine. Fine.
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923. - Uh-huh.
- What is it?
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924. Uric acids, amino acids.
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925. Formers of glucose,
traces of saturated almond.
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926. Whoops!
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927. It's bird shit, for Christ's sake.
We all know that.
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928. Is this how you got your rep, Sheriff,
running around collecting shit samples?
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929. What kind of a bird
did it come from?
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930. Well, we couldn't tell you that.
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931. Tell you what it ate,
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932. but I don't think we can determine
what kind of bird it came from.
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933. Besides, it might
not have been a bird.
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934. I know bird shit when I see it.
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935. Now, I suggest we drop
this bird shit shit
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936. and settle down to some
old-fashioned police work.
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937. You go ahead and do your
old-fashioned police work, Captain,
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938. and leave me alone to work
in my own way.
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939. This is my department, Sheriff.
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940. I was under the impression that I
could handle this case my way,
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941. is that true or what?
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942. We don't have to draw such
fine lines, gentlemen,
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943. we're all after the same thing.
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944. Not necessarily.
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945. I doubt it even come
from a bird.
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946. I'll just assume I
did not hear that.
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947. What else could've done it?
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948. A snake, toad maybe.
Maybe even one of those turtles.
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949. Christ, I've heard
of everything. Turtle shit.
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950. We could've told more if you hadn't of
broken the geometric composition, you know?
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951. Besides this is only a small
portion. It's not a full sample.
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952. Lieutenant, perhaps you'd like
to reconsider my invitation for dinner.
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953. I tell ya, maybe a scatologist
could help.
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954. What's a scatologist?
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955. There will be some people there
who can be very useful to one's career.
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956. You know, shit.
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957. Can you get us one?
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958. There's a guy over at the University of
Houston who's supposed to be pretty good.
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959. Should we say
nine o' clock, then?
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960. I really don't have time for
this small talk, Mr. Weeks.
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961. I hope you're not being
hostile, Lieutenant.
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962. May I remind you that it was I
who brought you in on this case.
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963. There's a message here for you.
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964. Read it. Read it. Go on.
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965. Well, there's something
confidential about it.
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966. There's nothing confidential in the
police department. Read it, Hanes.
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967. "Hines."
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968. Your mother says that when
you pick up the olive oil,
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969. you should also get some romaine.
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970. Pollution. Of greater
importance than ever before
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971. is the bird's adaptation
to the new conditions.
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972. Since man, his traps, his guns
and his pollution...
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973. have come upon the scene,
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974. upsetting all the order of
nature and slowly,
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975. surely, claiming the whole
earth for himself
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976. and his own destruction.
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977. Hi, nice to see you.
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978. There's still no guarantee that
that film came from Green's camera.
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979. But all the pictures
were taken at the zoo.
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980. What the hell does that mean?
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981. Everybody takes pictures at the
goddamn zoo.
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982. They think they got a picture.
They got in these cameras.
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983. Never mind this, where's Hanes?
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984. - “Hines."
- Where is Shaft?
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985. He's in the back in the lab.
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986. - Wendell?
- What is it?
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987. How you doing?
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988. I'm putting it in the soup now.
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989. We got a lot of important fuzz
out here.
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990. You call us when we
can see that thing.
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991. - Well?
- It's in the soup now.
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992. I started racing 'cause of
this guy I was in love with.
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993. His name was Bernard and he
was a really neat artist.
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994. He used to do etchings
on cider bottles.
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995. Boy, was he a genius.
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996. He was beautiful, too.
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997. He had hair out to here.
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998. But his daddy was rich and made him
cut his hair and then go into politics.
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999. Evidently he didn't get too far
though 'cause he's only a secretary.
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1000. Anyway, the whole deal made me so mad, I
broke every one of his cider bottles.
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1001. Especially the one
he dedicated to me.
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1002. When is the goddamn picture
going to be ready?
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1003. Wendel's working on the
negatives right now.
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1004. Color lab?
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1005. I'll see. Is there a
Lieutenant Shaft here?
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1006. This your bourbon?
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1007. Haskell Weeks here, Lieutenant.
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1008. I understand you might
have a lead.
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1009. The lab had an electronic
surveillance camera.
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1010. We'll have the film
in a few minutes.
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1011. Why don't you
come sit over here with me?
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1012. No, I gotta be going now,
I think.
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1013. Brewster, here I am sitting over
here on the couch,
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1014. and inviting you to do,
well, who knows what?
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1015. And you just sit there and say,
"Oh, no, I've gotta go home."
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1016. Yeah, I do gotta go home,
though.
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1017. I think I'll
have a little of that.
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1018. Don't you get it?
You're in traffic and...
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1019. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
this was the ladies' room.
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1020. - What?
- What the hell is that?
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1021. Do you think you can get a decent
description of the man who brought it in?
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1022. Well, Lieutenant,
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1023. why don't you drop over here
for an after-dinner drink?
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1024. There's someone here who'd very
much like to meet you.
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1025. It's not my fault this time.
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1026. The red light was on,
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1027. and the door's supposed to be
closed when the red light is on.
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1028. That's the rule.
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1029. Thanks!
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1030. Christ.
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1031. Well, is he coming?
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1032. I'm afraid not, Senator.
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1033. He's a very dedicated man.
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1034. What about them ballplayers?
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1035. Curfew, Senator. They have a
very strict... curfew.
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1036. Astronauts? Does he know
any astronauts?
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1037. Weeks!
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1038. Aren't you going to kiss me?
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1039. I don't know how.
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1040. Brewster, are you a virgin?
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1041. Am I a virgin?
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1042. I bet you live with your mother,
don't you?
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1043. No, I live by myself.
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1044. - Where?
- By the Dome, in a room.
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1045. I gotta get going. It'll take me
a while to get back.
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1046. Oh, look, take my car.
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1047. I can get a ride with Nicki.
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1048. She works at the Dome, too.
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1049. You can meet me there at 4:00,
and I'll get my car then.
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1050. How's that for a good plan?
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1051. Ok.
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1052. That way I'll get
to see you tomorrow.
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1053. Goodbye.
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1054. Don't forget 4:00.
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1055. Hey, boy!
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1056. Where the hell you think
you're going with that car?
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1057. Pardon me?
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1058. "Pardon me," my ass.
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1059. That car belongs to Billy Joe
Goodwill, and that happens to be me.
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1060. And I've been chasing you down
for a long time.
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1061. I think you've made an error.
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1062. There's been a goddamn error
made, all right.
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1063. But you and that dingy
girlfriend of yours
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1064. are the one that made the error.
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1065. And now I'm fixed
to strum your head,
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1066. and when I get through with you,
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1067. I'm gonna go up to...
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1068. What do you have
on this guy, Harry?
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1069. Well, his name
was Billy Joe Goodwill.
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1070. Goodwill?
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1071. There seems to be some
connection with racecar drivers.
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1072. Can you tell me when the
guy died? Can you find that out?
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1073. The Widow Green
got the full pension.
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1074. To hell with the Widow Green,
we got another murder on our hands.
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1075. Say, are you with the lab?
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1076. He's got a very good reputation.
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1077. What kind of reputation?
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1078. The Santa Barbara Strangler
surrendered to him.
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1079. The Santa Barbara Strangler...
surrendered himself.
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1080. He surrendered himself, see?
He must have trusted him.
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1081. It's a goddamn waste
of time, you ask me.
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1082. It could yield a clue.
I know it seems far-fetched.
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1083. What sort of clue are
we going to get from bird shit?
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1084. - Well, you can't...
- What happened? Is anybody hurt?
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1085. No, everything's all right,
young lady.
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1086. We're just having a drill
for the ambulance drivers.
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1087. They need a little training,
you know?
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1088. You run along.
We take care of things.
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1089. - Oh,
- Jesus Christ.
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1090. Hey, Brewster.
Right on time! Wow!
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1091. Where you going?
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1092. I wanna be by myself.
I need some time to think.
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1093. Why don't you come with me?
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1094. Nah, I think I'll take a walk.
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1095. Yeah, I'd really like
to go with you.
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1096. Ok.
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1097. Dammit.
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1098. Come on, right now.
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1099. This sample here is
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1100. the excrement that we took
off Officer Green's body
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1101. while the second one here is the sample we
took off the last victim, Mr. Goodwill.
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1102. I think that we can definitely say that
these two samples came from the same bird.
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1103. You sure it was a bird?
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1104. It wasn't no flying turtle,
was it?
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1105. Sarcasm so early in the day,
Captain?
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1106. Yes, we can definitely
say it was a bird.
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1107. What kind of bird?
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1108. Well, we can't
really say about that,
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1109. but we can be sure that
it was from a small bird.
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1110. Perhaps a pigeon
or a small pheasant
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1111. or perhaps a...
perhaps a raven.
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1112. Well, the guy's a bird freak.
It's probably a pet.
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1113. Yeah? Yeah?
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1114. Well, you just look for some kook
with a bird on his shoulder.
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1115. We'll be running down a
1970 orange Roadrunner...
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1116. It's mango.
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1117. "orange" Roadrunner,
license plate number...
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1118. D-U-V-2-2-2.
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1119. I want a pickup on that car, and
it's dangerous.
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1120. Who might that be, Captain?
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1121. Goodwill's car, it's missing.
Yeah.
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1122. The killer probably has it,
but he won't keep it for long
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1123. so let's get going, Hanes.
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1124. - "Hines."
- Watch it there.
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1125. Perhaps Captain Crandall
is right.
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1126. Perhaps you should not have been brought
in on the case at all, Lieu... Lieutenant.
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1127. I'd like to go on record
right now.
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1128. I do not...
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1129. admire a man who uses others as a
stepping stone to gain his own ends.
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1130. What is this?
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1131. Come on, Brewster,
you're going to love it.
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1132. Calling
all cars, calling all cars.
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1133. Be on the lookout for a 1970
mango-orange Roadrunner,
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1134. license number D-U-V-2-2-2.
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1135. Approach with caution, y'all,
occupant is considered dangerous.
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1136. That is all.
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1137. All right, Johnson, here it is:
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1138. Take Memorial to West Loop
South,
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1139. take West Loop South
to South Beach.
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1140. I'll ride 59 to Post Oak Road and
I'll meet you on West Loop South.
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1141. Now, if you see him, don't get
heroic.
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1142. Just hang back and call me.
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1143. We don't know what he'll do if
he sees a squad car.
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1144. - Got it?
- Yes, sir.
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1145. - Frank.
- I mean Frank.
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1146. Ok, let's go, Johnson.
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1147. Welcome aboard, crew, my name's Gina,
and I'm gonna be your guide right now.
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1148. Are there any people on board from out
of state, out of town or foreigners?
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1149. Yes, sir, where are you from?
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1150. - Mississippi.
- Mississippi.
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1151. - Well, how's Mr. Sippi?
- Fine.
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1152. Fine, well, good.
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1153. Among forms of behavior
which show great stereotypes
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1154. are those that have to do
with care of the body surface.
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1155. To bathe in water, most species
immerse the head, suddenly raise it
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1156. and then begin beating the wing.
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1157. Look up there to your right,
there's our famous god, Boomba.
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1158. Every time I think of all the
years you've spent with that monster,
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1159. I just start shaking.
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1160. You didn't deserve that.
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1161. I mean, he was a monster.
That was all he was.
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1162. You deserve the best. Not
to say that I'm the best.
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1163. Now, we're entering to the
land of the Shirley Indian tribe.
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1164. See that temple they built?
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1165. Well, you'll never guess
what we call it,
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1166. the Shirley Temple.
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1167. And you know, we're thinking of
painting that Shirley Temple black.
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1168. Say, Rob, you haven't seen
a Roadrunner around here
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1169. with a racing-type setup, have you?
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1170. Uh, no. Is something wrong?
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1171. Oh, great,
another parking ticket.
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1172. I don't even know
why. They're a waste of paper.
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1173. Think we got a line
on the Strangler.
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1174. Yeah, license number
D-U-V-2-2-2.
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1175. Why, I just gave them...
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1176. Ho!
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1177. Frank.
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1178. 2-3-12... 2-3-12
to mobile unit 710.
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1179. 2-3-12 to mobile unit 710.
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1180. Over.
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1181. Yeah, what is it, Johnson?
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1182. I've got him, sir... Frank.
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1183. D-U-V-2-2-2,
right in front of me.
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1184. Jesus Christ, Johnson,
I told you to call me.
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1185. You were just supposed
to spot him and call me.
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1186. Well, that's all I've done, sir. I
spotted them, they haven't spotted me.
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1187. Look, they're right
in front of me.
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1188. They don't even know
I'm behind them.
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1189. I'm incognito. I don't
have my light on or anything.
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1190. Where?
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1191. I'm on the south loop
going west,
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1192. so if you take the Old Spanish Trail
going east, you can head them off.
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1193. Ok, keep in sight of a save act.
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1194. When you see me, call.
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1195. 2-3-12 clear.
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1196. Clear.
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1197. 2-3-12 to mobile unit 710.
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1198. Yep?
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1199. I'm at a stoplight one block south
from Old Spanish Trail, over.
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1200. Ok, Jonathan, I see you.
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1201. Jesus Christ.
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1202. I've got them, Frank.
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1203. You all right, Mother,
it's not too hot for you?
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1204. You wanna look this way?
You wanna look right at me?
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1205. - That's great.
- That's where I'm looking.
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1206. Ok, wanna hold it.
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1207. Can I ask you
to switch places here?
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1208. Could you... That's great.
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1209. Should I be standing
next to Hines?
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1210. Yeah.
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1211. Ok. Hold it, don't move.
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1212. Ah!
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1213. Police business, ma'am.
Would you follow that car?
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1214. Follow that car?
I'd love to.
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1215. Are you all right?
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1216. My legs are crushed.
I'm trapped in here.
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1217. I'll get some help.
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1218. That won't be necessary.
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1219. Brewster!
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1220. Brewster! Brewster!
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1221. Brewster! Ham and
buckwheat honey!
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1222. Whoo!
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1223. Brewster, I'm watching
the ball game.
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1224. Oh, oh, Brewster!
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1225. Come over to the...
Brewster.
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1226. Oh, let's count.
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1227. One, two, three, four!
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1228. Oh, Brewster, I can't hear you.
Come on!
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1229. Brewster, they were bind!
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1230. One, two... Come on!
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1231. Brewster?
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1232. It's hot in here.
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1233. Aren't you going to
take off your coat?
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1234. Boy, am I sweating.
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1235. That was some race, huh?
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1236. Those cops really hung in there.
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1237. Brewster, I can't hear you!
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1238. 212!
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1239. I can't hear you!
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1240. Come on, Brewster,
we were dying!
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1241. I meant to get you
buckwheat honey,
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1242. but I made a mistake
and got you coconut banana.
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1243. That was your first time,
wasn't it?
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1244. Mm-hmm.
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1245. That means that I'm responsible
for you from now on.
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1246. When will I get
to see you again?
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1247. Always, forever.
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1248. I guess you'll just have to fly
away with me.
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1249. I'm scared of aeroplanes.
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1250. Last time I flew to Dallas,
I got so scared,
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1251. I soiled right through
my new dress.
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1252. I can kinda fly.
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1253. Real flying.
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1254. I have wings...
like a bird.
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1255. Wings?
You're kidding.
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1256. Mm.
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1257. Uh-uh.
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1258. I've been working on them
for a long time.
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1259. They're almost finished.
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1260. You mean you've
got real wings that work?
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1261. And that you can really fly
with?
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1262. Mm-hmm.
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1263. - You're kidding.
- No.
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1264. Where are they?
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1265. Where I live in the Dome.
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1266. You live in the Astrodome?
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1267. You're kidding. Where?
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1268. In the fallout shelter.
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1269. And you've got wings
that really work?
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1270. Mm-hmm.
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1271. You're kidding.
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1272. You keep saying that. Do
you think I'd just make that up?
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1273. When can you try them out?
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1274. Tomorrow. I can fly tomorrow?
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1275. I waited up for you.
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1276. It's very late.
You should be in bed.
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1277. I'm not tired.
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1278. That girl almost got you caught.
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1279. I asked you
not to see her again.
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1280. I think I'm capable of picking
my own friends.
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1281. You only have one friend,
Brewster, me.
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1282. I'm the only one
who cares about you.
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1283. Why did you lie to me?
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1284. I never lied to you.
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1285. I'm the only one who
has never lied to you.
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1286. It's happened, hasn't it?
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1287. It's not like you would say it
would be at all, Louise.
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1288. Suzanne is nothing
like you said.
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1289. Brewster do you realize
what that means if they work?
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1290. Yeah.
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1291. We can fly away together.
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1292. "Fly away."
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1293. Brewster,
you could be a millionaire.
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1294. I've got to get you
a good lawyer to protect you.
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1295. And you'll need a patent.
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1296. Bernard'll know. Remember he's
my old boyfriend.
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1297. The one I told you about who
works for the politician.
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1298. You could get a limousine
with a chauffeur and everything.
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1299. Suzanne, you're talking crazy.
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1300. You can get a house on
River Oaks Boulevard.
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1301. Brewster, how could you?
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1302. Louise, if Suzanne upsets you
that much, maybe you better go.
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1303. You told her everything about
yourself, didn't you?
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1304. But we have to fly away.
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1305. Why? Why can't we stay here?
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1306. This is my home.
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1307. I love it here.
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1308. They'll put me in a cage.
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1309. Why?
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1310. You know all the people
who died?
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1311. You mean the ones who
were strangled?
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1312. Mm-hmm.
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1313. I'm responsible.
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1314. She's coming here, isn't she?
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1315. Don't you know what she'll do?
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1316. She'll be the death of you.
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1317. We could leave now.
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1318. We could leave now.
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1319. All right, we'll go now.
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1320. But it'll take me a
little time to get ready.
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1321. So why don't you go ahead and go to the
Dome and begin getting the wings ready.
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1322. And I'll meet you there
in the fallout shelter.
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1323. Right?
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1324. - Suzanne?
- Huh?
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1325. I love you,
and Louise was wrong.
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1326. Hello?
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1327. May I speak to Bernard?
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1328. Who?
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1329. Bernard. He's supposed
to work there.
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1330. I think he's a secretary
or something.
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1331. Just a moment.
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1332. It's for you.
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1333. Bernard, you know I
do not approve
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1334. of your taking personal phone
calls during business hours.
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1335. Well, who is it?
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1336. I hope it's an emergency.
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1337. Hello?
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1338. Bernard, it's me, Suzanne.
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1339. Suzanne, Mr. Weeks doesn't like me
getting personal calls at work.
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1340. But it's an emergency.
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1341. It's an emergency.
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1342. I've been dating this
really weird boy.
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1343. His name is Brewster...
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1344. Brewster McCloud.
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1345. Bernard, I think he's crazy.
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1346. He thinks he can fly,
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1347. and I think he's the one who's
been strangling all those people.
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1348. You mean you know
who the strangler is?
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1349. Give me that phone.
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1350. Young lady?
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1351. This is Haskell Weeks.
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1352. What?
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1353. Can't close this goddamned door.
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1354. And you say he says he can fly,
Miss Ferris?
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1355. Yeah, that's what he said.
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1356. He said he's got wings he
made himself.
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1357. He probably swoops down on
people and strangles them.
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1358. Mm-hmm.
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1359. It looks like he's
deranged also.
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1360. Suzanne is very gullible,
Mr. Weeks.
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1361. And yet he did confess to the
stranglings, however.
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1362. Yes! You don't know how it
scared me being here with a crazy person.
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1363. Shall I call the police,
Mr. Weeks?
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1364. No.
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1365. No, we shall...
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1366. shall not call the police.
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1367. I am going to bring in this
confessed killer myself.
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1368. When I have him safely
in my custody,
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1369. and I've had a chance to consider all
the political options of that move,
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1370. then we'll notify the police.
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1371. Are you about ready, Miss, uh...
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1372. All ready.
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1373. Hi, Bernard.
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1374. The blue footed booby will compete
for the attentions of her intended
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1375. by goose stepping
in front of him,
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1376. raising her bright blue feet
as high as she can
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1377. and thrusting out her chest.
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1378. - Wait in the car, Bernard.
- But don't you want me to go with you?
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1379. There are times, Bernard,
when a man works best alone.
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1380. This is one of those times.
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1381. What did he mean by that?
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1382. I don't know, but it's
something worth remembering.
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1383. - Bernard, I've missed you so.
- Me, too.
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1384. Shit.
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1385. Stupid. Bernard!
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1386. I get so tired
of “Norwood! Norwood!“
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1387. - We better not.
- Yeah, what's wrong?
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1388. It's not right.
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1389. Yes, it is.
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1390. I mean, we're not married.
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1391. It's all right.
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1392. All right, I'll marry you.
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1393. When?
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1394. Today, just as soon
as Mr. Weeks gets back.
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1395. Courtship activities
have the further function
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1396. of regulating the timing
of sex readiness,
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1397. so that the reproductive
physiology of a pair
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1398. may be synchronized.
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1399. This is particularly important
in a flying animal
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1400. which cannot afford to carry
indefinitely the extra ballast
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1401. of greatly enlarged gonads.
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1402. Take me.
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1403. Uh, maybe we'd better wait until
we're married this evening.
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1404. You're not going to
leave me like this.
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1405. Well, we better go look for Mr. Weeks.
He's been gone a long time.
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1406. Let's not be sleeping
on the job, Norwood.
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1407. It's Mr. Weeks!
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1408. Is he dead?
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1409. I don't know.
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1410. Then maybe we better find out.
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1411. Ok.
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1412. He's dead, all right.
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1413. Well, what do you
think we ought to do?
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1414. Call the police.
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1415. Good idea.
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1416. What are you doing?
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1417. I'm getting the number
of the police.
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1418. Oh, Bernard.
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1419. Bernard, everything's so awful.
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1420. Kiss me?
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1421. Man's insatiable mind
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1422. goaded on by a handicapped body
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1423. will undoubtedly invent
subtleties and refinements
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1424. for his present clumsy
progress through the air.
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1425. But he will never obtain that
mastery of the air
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1426. which is the result of the
development of millions of years
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1427. acting on the self-contained mechanism
of a living body!
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1428. Fly! Fly! Fly!
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1429. Fly!
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1430. Ladies and gentlemen,
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1431. The Greatest Show on
Earth proudly presents
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1432. the cast of Brewster McCloud.
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1433. Miss Sally Kellerman,
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1434. Mr. Michael Murphy,
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1435. yours truly, William Windom,
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1436. Shelley Duvall,
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1437. John Schuck...
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1438. G. Wood,
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1439. Corey Fischer,
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1440. Jennifer Salt,
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1441. Dean Goss,
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1442. Bert Remsen,
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1443. Angelin Johnson,
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1444. William Baldwin,
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1445. Rene Auberjonois,
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1446. Margaret Hamilton,
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1447. Stacy Keach...
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1448. and Mr. Bud Cort!
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