1. Yeah, Hot Tub?
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2. Good, I'm glad you're home.
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3. I got to tell you something.
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4. This is real important.
What do you mean?
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5. I met that chick.
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6. Yeah, I know you met that girl.
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7. She's a great chick.
Listen to me.
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8. Listen to me...
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9. All right, why is she great?
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10. I don't know why.
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11. She's got all her limbs, OK.
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12. Listen, I've got to
tell you this story.
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13. What do you mean
you've got to go?
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14. All right, I got to...
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15. I've got to tell you... Oh...
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16. - Goodbye.
- Johnny?
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17. We're up.
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18. - Hello?
- Ed?
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19. Mom?
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20. Yeah, listen...
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21. How did you get my number?
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22. I'm at a phone booth in
the middle of nowhere.
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23. I need you to...
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24. What do you mean you
want me to move back?
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25. Ma, look, I've got to tell you
what happened to me last night.
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26. Mom, listen to...
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27. I'm not going to move
back in the house.
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28. I'm 32 years old.
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29. I need my privacy.
You know what I mean?
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30. - Oh, great.
- Ma, listen to...
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31. Just great.
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32. What do you got to
get insulted... Ma?
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33. Ma?
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34. Hey, how you doing?
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35. My name's Ed Molloy.
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36. I'm known as the Brain Smasher.
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37. You'll know why
in a few minutes.
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38. But you know what gets me?
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39. Nobody listens anymore.
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40. Nobody's got any sensitivity.
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41. But you'll listen.
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42. You're not going no where.
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43. And let me tell you, I got an
unbelievable story, you hear?
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44. Here's the set up.
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45. It started, of all places,
in London, England.
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46. There was this chick.
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47. Absolutely fantastic.
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48. Sam, give me a second.
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49. Take an hour.
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50. Her name is Samantha,
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51. and she's one of
those supermodels.
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52. You know the type, with the big
money, famous thing happening.
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53. Oh, a book?
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54. Amazing, isn't it?
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55. I can actually read and wear a
bathing suit at the same time.
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56. Sometimes I even do math.
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57. Sorry.
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58. A beauty who reads.
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59. Now there is a combo
that I can marry.
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60. Ugh.
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61. As you can see, Samantha
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62. wasn't the happiest
chick in the world
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63. when it came to relationships.
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64. But hey, she hadn't met me yet.
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65. Yeah.
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66. What do you think
he did this time?
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67. Sam, wait.
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68. This is for you.
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69. Another present I wanted.
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70. It's not from me.
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71. - It's from your sister.
- What did you do?
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72. Schlep it all the
way from Paris?
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73. Yeah... big mistake.
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74. I'll say.
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75. You should have brought
your heart instead.
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76. Then you would have had
to find it first, and...
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77. Who else do you
know that's going
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78. to give you a $10,000 Rolex?
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79. Hmm?
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80. A Rolex is not love.
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81. I'll mail it to you.
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82. Keep it.
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83. You know, you're going to
regret this someday, Sam.
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84. You're not going to look good
in a bathing suit forever.
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85. So Sam gets this package from her sister,
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86. and that's what really
sets the whole thing off.
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87. Because the sister tells Sam to
bring this package to Portland,
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88. Oregon where she'll meet her.
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89. What?
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90. Now this is Portland, Oregon.
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91. I live here.
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92. This is where the rest of the
story happens, and the set up.
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93. Over here, Miss Crain.
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94. I thought Halloween
was last month.
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95. These guys are Shaolin
monks of the Red Lotus sect.
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96. Our paths crossed...
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97. What the hell did he say to you?
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98. Tell your baby sister to shut up...
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99. or I'll pull her tongue out the back of her head!
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100. Talk about stressed.
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101. What did he say?
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102. Uh... he would appreciate it
if you wouldn't talk anymore.
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103. Why don't you just say so?
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104. Hey!
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105. What are you...
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106. What is he...
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107. She's not involved in this.
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108. Tell your baby sister
to reveal the whereabouts
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109. of the Red Lotus to us now.
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110. Wait a minute.
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111. You speak English.
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112. You know, you guys are
in a lot of trouble.
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113. This isn't China.
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114. You can't...
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115. Sam, where's the package
I asked you to bring?
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116. I forgot it.
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117. She's a model.
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118. Oh.
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119. Yeah, just another airhead.
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120. But if these freaks
kill me, they'll never
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122. Tell them that.
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123. She's got a point.
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124. I'm sorry I got
you into this, Sam.
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125. That's what you're
always saying.
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126. Give us the Red Lotus.
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127. You made your point.
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128. It's this way.
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129. Come on.
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130. These guys are crazy.
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131. You want to see crazy?
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132. You will pay for
this, Miss Crain.
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133. I will find you.
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134. Come on, Sam.
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135. You have no honor.
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136. Would you get up?
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137. Come on.
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138. This way... over here.
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139. Oh, yuck.
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140. What the hell are you doing?
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141. Oh, you send me a
package from thousands
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142. of miles away and then you
ask me to rush it back to you.
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143. I figure something's going on.
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144. It always is with you.
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145. What's with the ninjas?
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146. I told you, they're
Chinese monks.
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147. - Ninjas are Japanese.
- Details.
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148. Come on.
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149. Well, how was I supposed to know
arm bruiser was going to follow
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150. me all the way to Portland?
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151. Arm bruiser?
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152. What are you doing
with those guys?
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153. I can't let them get their hands
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our friend, Wu, said
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155. ultimate power,
he wasn't kidding.
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156. I think we lost them.
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157. No, you don't lose
Red Lotus monks.
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158. They're coming.
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159. You just can't hear them.
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160. Sure as hell can hear
you in those things.
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161. Lose them.
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162. - These are $400 shoes.
- Oh, details.
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163. Look, go down this alley.
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164. I'll meet up with you
at St. Luke's Church.
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165. Wait a minute.
We're splitting up?
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166. Look, this is
what they're after.
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167. They'll follow me.
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168. I don't want to cause
you any more trouble.
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169. I'm not leaving you.
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170. Mom and dad would kill me.
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171. Oh, forget mom and dad.
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172. Look, St. Luke's
Church, tomorrow, noon.
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173. Now, get out of here.
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174. And lose those heels.
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175. Oh, god.
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176. That one has the Red Lotus.
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177. She's smart and may elude us.
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178. The younger one is a model.
Capturing her will be easy.
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179. Then we can trade her
flesh to the flower.
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180. OK.
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181. Let's go!
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182. Help!
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183. I don't have it.
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184. Leave me alone.
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185. Help.
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186. Hey!
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187. Have a good time.
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188. Wrong move, stupid.
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189. Hey, why don't you
guys come back tomorrow
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190. when you sober up, huh?
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191. Oh.
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192. Now, that's why they
call him the Brain Smasher.
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193. Hey, Benny, call the cops.
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194. We got four more.
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195. Hey, hey, hey.
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196. Cops are on their way.
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197. - Here, here's your jacket.
- Thanks.
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198. Oh, I thought you said four?
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199. You know me, I
don't count too good.
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200. Give me a light, will you?
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201. Yeah, sure.
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202. I'll tell you something
though, some chick got by me.
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203. Oh, what are you trying to say?
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204. Some girl got by
the Brain Smasher?
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205. Oh, that could be in the paper.
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206. Not for long.
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207. Do me a favor...
watch the line, huh?
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208. - I got you.
- Let's go.
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209. Hold it right there a second.
Just back it up.
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210. Hey, where you going?
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211. This ninja's cracking the door.
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212. We are not ninja.
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213. Hey, ninja...
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215. Come on.
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216. Hey, wait a minute.
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217. What are you doing?
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218. You crashed the gate.
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219. Didn't you see those
ninjas chasing me?
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220. - They're trying to kill me.
- Ninjas?
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221. Yes, ninjas.
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222. The... the creeps with the masks.
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223. Honey, we get all kinds in here.
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224. I've never seen you around.
Uh... you live alone?
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225. Listen to me.
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226. There are Chinese ninjas
after me because they
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228. And there's a 24-hour
detox center on Main.
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229. Oh, do I look like
I'm on drugs to you,
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230. you dumb muscle head?
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231. Well, this dumb muscle
head's throwing you out.
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232. Hiya.
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233. So let me understand this.
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234. You automatically think a
person is going to lie to you?
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235. First chance they get.
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236. Don't give anyone the
benefit of the doubt, huh?
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237. Not if they got on a skirt.
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238. Do you have a
problem with women?
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239. Hey, who don't,
except other chicks.
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240. You know, an attitude like
that can get you in trouble.
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241. I'll say it can.
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242. Come on.
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243. I don't need this tonight...
stories about ninjas.
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244. Huh... wait a minute.
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245. What's the matter?
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247. Yeah, you stopped talking.
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248. Shut up.
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249. Johnny what's going on?
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250. Freaks in masks
killing everybody.
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252. I can't believe it.
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254. Do you believe me now?
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255. These ninjas are killers.
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256. We are not ninjas.
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257. There's a trick to this door.
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258. Damn it.
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259. Who are those guys?
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260. Old boyfriends?
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261. Come on.
Come on.
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262. What?
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263. Come on.
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264. - Jump.
- What?
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265. Jump.
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266. Thanks, babe.
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267. What was that all about?
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268. It's complicated.
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269. I got time.
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271. Yes.
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273. - We're in the smoking section.
- Ugh.
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like rock and roll?
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276. Oh, Cammy says it's some sort
of religious sect or something.
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277. Who's Cammy?
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278. My crazy sister.
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279. She took something from them.
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280. I guess, she thinks
they'll trade it for me.
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281. Why doesn't she just give
them back what they want?
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282. Well, she must think it's
awfully important to risk
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I hate to admit it,
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knows what she's doing.
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286. She's a botanist.
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287. So you got the looks and
she's got the brains, huh?
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288. She's very beautiful.
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looks and brains.
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290. What did you get?
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291. Look, muscle head, are
you going to help me or not?
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292. I'll take you to the cops,
but that's as far as I go.
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293. The cops aren't
going to do anything.
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294. There's no law
against being a ninja.
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295. Those ninjas wiped out a club.
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296. I think there's a
law against that.
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297. Well, there's another reason
we can't go to the cops.
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298. Why?
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299. They might pick you
out of a line up?
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300. She kind of talked me
into smuggling something
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301. into the country,
and it's not drugs.
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302. Well, what is it?
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303. It's a flower from China.
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304. Wu thinks it holds the
key to ultimate power.
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305. Wu?
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306. What's a Wu?
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307. He's the guy you almost creamed
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308. with the fire extinguisher.
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309. Interesting.
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310. Can you just help me
get to St. Luke's Church?
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311. Uh-uh.
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312. I'll pay you $300.
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313. Make it $500.
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314. Done.
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315. What?
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316. I can't pay you now.
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317. I lost my purse when
Wu was chasing me.
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318. Honey, these pockets
only take green.
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319. God, all right, look,
this is an 18-karat gold,
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hands, diamond-studded face.
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321. It's worth $10,000.
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322. What kind of idiot would
pay $10,000 for a watch?
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323. Jonathon.
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324. Oh, rich boyfriend, huh?
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325. He was crazy in love with me.
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326. I had to end it.
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327. Yeah, but you kept
the watch, didn't you?
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328. He lied to me, OK?
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329. I couldn't trust him anymore.
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330. Do we have a deal or what?
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331. Ed Molloy.
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332. Samantha Crain.
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333. Most people call me Sam.
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me the Brain Smasher.
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335. Ugh.
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336. How do we get off?
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337. Let's go, honey.
Come on.
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338. There's nothing to this.
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339. It's OK.
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340. I'm all right.
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341. Come on.
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343. I'll catch you.
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344. Hey, honey, I ain't
getting any younger.
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348. Yeah.
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349. Is something the matter?
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350. Tell me something.
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351. Am I being used?
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352. Is this the way to St. Luke's?
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353. No, it's the way to my car.
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354. It's too far to
walk to the church.
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355. I suggest we pick up a gun.
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356. I don't use guns.
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357. I never did.
I don't believe in them.
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358. You know what I mean?
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359. I mean, some of the other
guys pack them at the club,
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360. but I don't find no honor in it.
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361. Honor?
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362. They want to kill us.
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363. I'm telling you,
I don't use guns.
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364. Oh, that's right.
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heads and removing cheeks and...
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366. Hey, hold it.
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368. Hold it.
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369. I stop idiots and morons
from breaking heads.
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370. Let me tell you something.
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371. You see this scar, this little
scar right across my nose.
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372. I was 16, hanging out in a
club, minding my own business,
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373. a big fight breaks out, right?
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374. I get a bottle across my face.
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375. You know why?
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376. Because there was no bouncer.
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377. So you see, I keep the peace.
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378. And I like what I do.
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380. And that's that.
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381. I'll tell that
story at your funeral.
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382. Just come on.
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383. I want to get to the car.
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384. Ed, lighten up.
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quick stop first.
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386. I got a debt to collect.
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387. Now?
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388. Relax.
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389. We lost them.
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390. - This will only take a minute.
- So, what?
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391. Are you bouncer at
night, loan shark by day?
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392. Oh, yeah?
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393. You're just into ninjas
and flowers, right?
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mother in three weeks?
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397. Come here.
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398. - Who is it?
- It's Ed.
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400. Ed, your son, you idiot.
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even remember your last name?
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10 years, that's all you
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Yeah, I'm still working.
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had a guest in the house?
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I mean...
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sit, she can sit.
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best seat in the house
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cold shower, all right.
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Oh.
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- How much?
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What are you looking.
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441. Hey, ma, where's
my registration?
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443. You see that?
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without the registration.
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445. No tickets, no violations,
never broke a law in his life.
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447. If anybody were to lead him or
break his heart, I'd kill her.
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448. Ma.
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did a woman like you
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451. Oh, it's... really
hard to explain, um...
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really want to know,
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Red Lotus warrior monks who
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they think that I
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flower that holds
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460. I got to talk to you now.
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461. Hey, look, I... I don't
approve of taking
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ill, but in this case...
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463. Mentally ill?
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464. Dad, what are you saying?
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sitting right here.
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like that to me?
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to open your mouth for?
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flowers and red monkeys...
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All you going to do is yell?
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hear this no more.
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All right.
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All right.
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- Thank you so much.
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481. Goodbye.
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482. All right, goodbye.
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483. Nice family.
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484. What are you saying?
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485. That's... that's
real life in there.
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486. That was a conversation.
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487. That's my parents.
What are...
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488. I didn't say...
I'm not saying anything.
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489. Well, you know, you got
to have a little respect.
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490. Where you going?
Come out this way.
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491. They back way is
the quickest way.
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492. Come on.
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493. You don't know nothing.
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494. Shh.
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495. I don't like the idea
of Ed being with that girl.
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496. You don't like
anybody he brings home.
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497. There is something
wrong with her.
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498. Give her a chance.
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499. Now what?
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500. Maybe they forgot something.
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501. Is that you, Ed?
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502. We didn't order Chinese take-out.
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503. We are searching for
Miss Samantha Crain.
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504. That looney?
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505. She... she just left
here with my son,
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506. said she was being
chased by killer ninjas.
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507. Ah, yes.
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508. Miss Crain suffers
these delusions simply
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509. because my colleagues and I
from the Psychiatric Institute
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510. happen to be Asian and dress
fashionably in a basic black.
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511. Do we look like ninjas to you?
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512. Quick, Smile!
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513. What?
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514. Are you ignorant?
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515. Ninjas are Japanese.
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516. These guys are speaking Chinese.
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517. You are a very wise man.
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518. If your son is with Miss
Crain, he is in great danger.
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519. Why?
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520. Where are they now?
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521. They went to pick up his car.
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522. It's always parked in
front of his apartment...
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523. 36 Charles Street.
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524. It's up above the
Lotus Cocktail Lounge.
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525. Not so fast, doc.
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526. What's your number so I can
get in touch with my son.
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527. My parents liked you and
they don't like anybody,
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528. including me.
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529. They may have a point.
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530. We're not going to make
any more stops, are we?
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531. Nah, I live over there.
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532. It's pretty cool here, huh?
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533. Like the neighborhood?
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534. You got to see summertime...
like we open up all the hydrants.
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535. It's a lot of fun.
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536. Ah, come on.
Take a walk.
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537. Get out of her.
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538. It's amazing how they
hang out on the corner
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539. with their dirty, filthy
mouths, smoking cigarettes,
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540. leaning against my car.
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541. I mean, you know, seats
get a little cold,
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542. but the chicks dig it.
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543. Look at this baby.
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544. My pride and joy.
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545. Nice car.
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546. Honey, don't play with me.
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547. OK.
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548. It's a piece of crap.
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549. Are you happy now?
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550. I like honesty.
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551. Well, I honestly have
to go to the restroom.
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552. Come on.
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553. After you.
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554. Come on in.
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555. This is my apartment.
Look at this.
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556. This is my trophy.
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557. I, uh... won it boxing in '84.
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558. My heavy bag.
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559. It's probably not what
you're used to, huh?
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560. Well, yeah... you don't
have to get defensive.
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561. I mean, I wasn't
going to say anything.
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562. But you were thinking it.
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563. It's all right.
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564. Toilet's in there.
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565. Maid's not working this week.
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566. Mm.
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567. Oh.
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568. You all right?
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569. Oh, yeah.
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570. Well, I guess we should go.
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571. Wait a minute.
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572. Come here.
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573. Come here.
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574. Give me this.
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575. All right.
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576. In case those maniacs
show up again,
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577. you've got to be prepared.
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578. You're going teach me to fight?
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579. Oh, that's great.
OK.
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580. All right.
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581. It's very simple.
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582. It's called the one-two.
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583. I invented it.
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584. OK?
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585. One... bam.
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586. Shot to the balls.
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587. Well, people call
me a ball buster, so...
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588. I'm sure they have.
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589. Two... bang... upper
cut to the chin...
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590. lights out.
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591. All right?
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592. Now I want you to try it on
me, slowly, very, very slowly.
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593. OK?
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594. OK.
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595. One.
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596. All right, good.
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597. I'm OK.
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598. Not bad.
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599. Right here... give me
everything you got...
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600. everything.
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601. OK.
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602. Come on.
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603. You see that?
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604. Pretty good.
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605. A little practice,
you'll be all right.
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606. If you would have connected,
it would have been all over.
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607. Hm.
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608. Mm?
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609. Yeah.
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610. Hey, I... I'm in that.
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611. - Oh, really?
- Yeah, December.
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612. Yeah, yeah.
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613. Well, when I get to
December, I'll check it out.
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614. I'm going to get
your coat, all right?
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615. Sam!
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616. Your mother!
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617. Ha, you bastard.
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618. That watch better
be worth $10,000.
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619. Jonathon wouldn't
lie about that.
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620. Well, what would he lie about?
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621. He was married, OK?
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622. Oh.
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623. I'll patch it up tomorrow, Miss Bellows.
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624. Miss Crain.
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625. The one-two.
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626. The one-two.
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627. One... this guy has no nuts.
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628. Miss Bellows?
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629. Ed?
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630. Ed?
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631. Ah.
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632. Here, come on.
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633. Oh.
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634. Ah.
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635. Miss Bellows, you're
a great land lady.
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636. I'm a real stand-up broad.
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637. We've got to go, OK?
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638. Thanks a lot.
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639. Yeah.
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640. Ah.
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641. Hands up.
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642. Hit the wall now.
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643. Late as usual, huh fellas?
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644. I'm telling you, I
don't know anything
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645. else about those Chinese guys.
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646. How do you know they're Chinese?
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647. - Why not Japanese?
- Why not Vietnamese?
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648. Why not Korean?
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649. Why not martians?
Copy !req
650. Let's get back to the woman, Ed.
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651. You said, you'd never
met her before tonight.
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652. That's right.
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653. Earlier, you stated
that she crashed the door
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654. at the Zebra Club and
two of these so-called
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655. ninjas followed her in.
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656. Tried to follow her in.
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657. I stopped two of them.
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658. You guys were supposed to pick
them up in front of the club.
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659. Benny called you guys.
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660. Benny Briscoe?
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661. He was one of the
victims tonight...
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662. broken neck.
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663. Yeah, I guess,
sometimes bouncing
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664. can get pretty dangerous, huh?
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665. The officers at the
scene said they didn't find
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666. any unconscious ninjas, Ed.
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667. Well maybe they take
their wounded with them.
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668. Look, I wasn't the
only guy out there.
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669. There had to be a
hundred people out there.
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670. Why don't you talk to them?
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671. We did.
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672. They also reported
ninja activity.
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673. Of course.
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674. They were high and drunk.
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675. What are you wasting
your energy on me?
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676. You should be out
catching these guys.
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677. You're a pretty smart guy, Ed.
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678. For a bouncer.
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679. Check the flights from
China, call the ambassador,
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680. do something.
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681. Hey, don't turn stupid on us.
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682. We're not going to call
the FBI or Interpol
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683. on the word of a Neanderthal
bouncer and an airhead model.
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684. Get back on the planet.
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685. Hey, Sam's not an airhead
and I'm not a Neanderthal.
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686. I'm a Co Magnum.
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687. What?
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688. We'll be back.
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689. Chinese ninja's...
cut me a break.
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690. You think he's wacko, wait
till you hear the model.
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691. Yeah, I recognize her from
one of my lingerie catalogs.
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692. I thought we were
going to surprise them?
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693. Mr. Black, Smith,
Jones, Brown.
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694. Why don't you tell us
again why these, uh...
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695. Chinese ninjas are after you.
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696. I told you twice already,
they want the flower.
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697. Oh, right, the flower.
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698. You know, the one
that's going to give
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699. them the ultimate power.
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700. You expect us to
believe this crap?
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701. Well, my sister believes
it, and she's always right.
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702. Sounds like my wife.
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703. Hmm.
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704. This sister of yours, isn't she
the Indiana Jones of botany?
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705. Laugh all you want.
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706. My sister's research
made the cover
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707. of the "American Botanist,"
three times last year.
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708. We're very impressed.
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709. How can we get in touch with
this famous sister of yours?
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710. I don't know.
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711. She told me to meet her at
St. Luke's Church tomorrow
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712. and then she disappeared.
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713. She was trying to protect me.
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714. Didn't do a very
good job, did she?
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715. Looks like we're
going to have to keep
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716. you in custody until tomorrow.
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717. Then we can hook up with
this sister of yours
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718. and get some real answers.
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719. I want to call CAA and my lawyer.
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720. Get her the phone.
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721. It stopped ringing.
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722. Maybe your lawyer hung up.
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723. There's no dial tone.
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724. It's not working.
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725. Right.
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726. Hello?
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727. Are you there?
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728. Hello?
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729. Damn it.
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730. We put this new system
in two months ago.
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731. Oh, no.
Oh, no.
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732. Oh, no.
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733. Maybe it's the ninjas.
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734. Keep it up, guy.
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735. Let's try again.
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736. What a story...
masked Chinks...
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737. Hiya!
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738. I'm tired of being here.
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739. Yes, it was St. Luke's.
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740. And I've told you the same thing
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741. over and over for
the last 15 minutes.
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742. Same story here and it's not...
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743. Sit down.
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744. Sit down.
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745. You can't keep me in this...
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746. Shut up.
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747. Ed, it's a two-way mirror.
She can't see you.
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748. For the last two hours...
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749. Sit down again.
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750. You should take a little bit of
rest then, if you're so tired.
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751. Get your head together and
we'll talk about this thing,
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752. for Christ's sakes.
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753. Jesus, what are you going
to do with this broad, anyway?
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754. What?
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755. Every phone in
the building's down.
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756. No shit.
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757. Jesus Christ.
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758. Ah, she's a good
looking broad, Ed.
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759. Yeah.
yeah, she is.
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760. It's all right, Ed.
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761. We know how it can be.
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762. How what can be?
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763. A classy women like that
don't come around too often.
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764. A guy like you, bouncer
working the clubs,
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765. you get your pick of
the zombie groupies,
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766. the underage alcoholics.
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767. Preppy kids out for a thriller.
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768. But nothing quite like
Samantha Crain, huh?
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769. You guys are way out of bounds.
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770. Are we, Ed?
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771. Why would you risk your
life for a total stranger?
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772. $10,000.
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773. She gave me this.
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774. What idiot would pay
$10 grand for a watch?
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775. The truth is, I was just
trying to save my own ass.
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776. She got in the way.
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777. I don't love her.
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778. I don't even know her.
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779. We didn't say you loved her, Ed.
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780. Stop protecting her, Ed,
and cut this ninja crap,
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781. and tell us what
this is really about.
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782. - What's it about?
- Drugs, Ed.
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783. Drugs in the Far East.
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784. What are you looking at?
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785. - I'm looking at you, pal.
- Hey, what is that...
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786. What are you talking about.
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787. He said every phone
in the building is down.
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788. Don't you think
that might mean...
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789. Oh, shut up and sit
down and listen to us.
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790. We know you're clean, Ed.
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791. You got into this drug
business because of Sam.
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792. She tricked you.
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793. You guys are unbelievable.
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794. Stop protecting her.
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795. This broad is selling you out.
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796. After everything
that's gone down,
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797. you still don't believe
me about these ninjas.
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798. We believe in drugs, Ed.
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799. Police.
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800. Ow.
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801. Listen to me now.
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802. They're not drug dealers.
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803. They're killers.
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804. You hear?
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805. I hear you.
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806. And they take their
flowers very seriously.
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807. The truth, Ed.
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808. Tell us the truth or
we'll beat it out of you.
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809. The truth is you
guys are idiots.
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810. Start telling the truth!
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811. I'm telling the truth.
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812. I'm telling the truth.
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813. We'll start right from the top.
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814. Listen to me.
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815. Sit down.
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816. Hey, tell them to back off.
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817. What is it, Ed?
heroine or opium, huh?
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818. What?
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819. Why don't you just cut the
chop sake crap and cooperate.
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820. This is America, god damn it.
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821. Mass ninjas.
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822. We are not ninjas.
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823. Isn't that funny.
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824. You want to play?
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825. Let's play.
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826. You have been a lot
of trouble, Miss Crain.
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827. I expect it from your
sister, but not from someone
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828. with a brain of a coat hanger.
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829. If it were not
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830. for my solemn vows of abstinence...
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831. I'd give you a really good time.
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832. Ugh.
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833. You going to just
stay down here or what?
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834. You all right?
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835. Come on.
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836. - Wait.
- What?
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837. - Cramp.
- What?
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838. My neck.
Wu punched me.
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839. Where?
What?
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840. - Right there.
- All right.
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841. - How's that?
- Yeah.
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842. Is that all right?
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843. Mm.
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844. Yeah?
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845. Mm.
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846. You like that?
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847. Mm.
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848. Yeah, you got a
nice neck, you know...
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849. You see that?
You're all better.
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850. Come on.
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851. Come on.
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852. Hold it.
Hold it.
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853. They're right behind us.
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854. Get away from the stairs.
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855. You move, you die.
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856. Oh, what?
No way.
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857. Come on.
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858. Give me a break.
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859. Oh, no, no, no.
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860. Man, are you kidding?
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861. Oh, that must hurt.
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862. Catch.
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863. Get him!
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864. Come on.
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865. Come on!
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866. Oh, my god.
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867. Ed, are you OK?
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868. If I didn't see it with my
own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.
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869. Those guys wiped out an entire
police station without even
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870. building up a sweat.
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871. Ed, I... I can't believe how
you took care of those guys.
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872. I can't go up against that.
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873. Don't sell yourself short.
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874. You were great.
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875. I was lucky.
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876. Those guys catch bullets.
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877. But Ed, you... you got us
out of there in one piece.
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878. - You were...
- Sam, enough.
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879. All right?
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880. Just... just have your sister
give back what they want.
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881. You're quitting
on me, aren't you?
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882. I'm scared.
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883. Well, that's good, because
I know a lot of guys that got
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884. messed up for life because
they weren't scared.
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885. You gotta know when
to cut your losses.
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886. I do.
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887. So just walk 10 blocks
up this way, make a left,
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888. and St. Luke's will
be on your right.
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889. But we can beat them.
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890. You're talking from
your heart, not your head.
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891. I can't believe you're
just going to leave me.
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892. Sorry, honey, I know
when I'm over matched.
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893. Fine.
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894. Hello, Miss Crain,
this is the Hamilton Hotel,
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895. 242 Third Ave. A Miss Cammy Crain
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896. just checked in and asked you
to contact her here at 555-1972.
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897. She's waiting for your call.
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898. Hi, Sam.
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899. This is Tali.
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900. You've got a
bathing suit shoot...
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901. Hamilton Hotel?
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902. Yes, uh... hi.
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903. Can I speak to
Cammy Crain, please?
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904. She's not?
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905. Well, then, can I
speak to the manager?
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906. Oh, hi, uh... you left a
message for me about my sister.
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907. Your sister said she needs
you to come to the hotel
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908. right away.
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909. Really?
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910. Oh, god, I don't have
any way of getting there.
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911. You can?
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912. Oh, that would be terrific.
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913. Uh... yeah.
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914. I'm across the street
from the Guild Theater.
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915. Do... do you know where that is?
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916. Mm-hmm.
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917. OK.
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918. Well, send the car there.
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919. I'll wait inside.
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920. About half an hour.
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921. Thank you so much.
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922. You're welcome.
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923. I did everything you told me.
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924. Thank you.
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925. Oh... oh, my nose.
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926. Was that really necessary?
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927. Oh, I think it's broken.
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928. Sweetheart?
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929. If you're looking
for work, you uh...
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930. you just got the job.
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931. Thanks, but I just quit.
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932. Get you something, honey?
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933. Uh... Perrier, please?
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934. Sorry, honey, this ain't France.
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935. Oh, well, then, uh...
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936. I'll just have
water would be fine.
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937. Are you sure you don't
want something else.
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938. I got to charge you a minimum.
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939. Water's fine, thanks.
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940. Relax, baby.
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941. It's just me, Romeo.
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942. You ain't the first woman
to get excited by my touch.
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943. Oh, get lost, creep.
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944. I'm waiting for somebody.
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945. I bet you think
I'm looking to lay
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946. the ground work here, right?
Copy !req
947. Well, wrong.
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948. It's my name.
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949. It's a curse, you hear?
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950. Chicks think I'm
interested in cereal.
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951. Relax, angel face, we got
all night to fall in love,
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952. you hear?
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953. There's no meter running.
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954. One... two...
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955. Nice job, cooler.
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956. Who's your new friend?
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957. Ed, what happened to you?
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958. Fell down.
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959. Your face is a mess.
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960. You should be more careful.
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961. Yeah, well, I just came by to give you this.
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962. You know, I didn't
finish the job.
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963. You know, and I figure
if you get together
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964. with your boyfriend, uh...
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965. he might wonder what happened
to his $10,000 watch.
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966. We're getting kind of
close, aren't we, Ed?
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967. You think?
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968. So, you have a girlfriend?
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969. You kidding me?
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970. The girls I like don't like me,
and the ones that do like me,
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971. I don't.
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972. And what category do I fit into?
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973. Neither.
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974. I'm not your type.
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975. You know what I'd do,
I'd buy you a Timex
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976. and make you buy the batteries.
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977. What can I get you?
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978. Oh, just water.
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979. Got to charge you a minimum.
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980. Do what you got to do.
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981. So what's going on here?
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982. Oh, I'm, um... waiting for a car
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983. to come take me to my sister.
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984. What happened to St. Luke's?
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985. Cammy left a
message on my machine.
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986. She checked into a hotel and
the hotel is sending a car.
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987. Here?
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988. Yeah.
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989. Isn't that funny.
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990. All of a sudden she
changed the plans.
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991. I don't like it.
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992. I mean, if, uh...
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993. something were to happen in
this joint, there's no bouncer.
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994. You're a straight-up
guy, aren't you, Ed?
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995. What did you say to me?
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996. I said you were a straight-up guy.
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997. Hey, don't tease me.
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998. I wouldn't.
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999. Good.
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1000. Let's get out of here.
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1001. Keep this.
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1002. Hey?
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1003. What did you do to Jimmy.
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1004. Ask Jimmy.
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1005. I knew his name wasn't Romeo.
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1006. Yeah, I know.
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1007. Oh, my god.
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1008. What's going on, guys?
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1009. Give yourself up, Miss Crain.
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1010. I have no desire to
hurt you or your friend.
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1011. Why don't you kiss my ass, Wu?
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1012. I'd love to.
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1013. Sam, don't antagonize
these guys, huh?
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1014. Listen to your friend's
advice, Miss Crain.
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1015. There's still a chance I
will let you live after this.
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1016. I admit, it's a small
chance, but it could happen.
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1017. Ha.
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1018. Don't make me laugh.
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1019. You're not going to let us go.
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1020. Possession of the
Red Lotus will make me
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1021. the most powerful man on earth.
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1022. Once I have the flower,
you can go to your police
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1023. with my blessing.
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1024. They will not to be
able to touch me.
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1025. No one will be able to touch me.
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1026. I thought you wanted your
flower for your religion?
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1027. I do not want to be
a Kung Fu thug forever.
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1028. I, too, have ambitions.
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1029. Well, let me tell
you something, halfwit.
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1030. You're never going
to get your flower.
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1031. And how do you intend
to stop me, Miss Crain?
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1032. Fling your bikini at me?
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1033. Do you know who this is?
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1034. Some innocent fool you
seduced into helping you?
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1035. This is the Brain Smasher.
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1036. He hates Kung Fu.
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1037. In fact, he thinks
it's for wimps.
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1038. Oh, what... what
are you talking...
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1039. I was just telling
you I love that stuff.
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1040. Uh... Chuck Norris...
I got all the movies.
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1041. You know... the blond guy.
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1042. Let's kick some ninja butt.
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1043. We're dead.
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1044. For the last time,
we are not ninjas.
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1045. Miss Crain?
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1046. Get her!
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1047. You boys aren't
allowed back here.
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1048. Now beat it.
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1049. Why don't you take a
seat out front, fellas?
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1050. We'll give you something
to write home about.
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1051. Ah, ah, ah, peeking's
not allowed.
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1052. Take your seats out front.
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1053. You'll see her
titties soon enough.
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1054. Those little guys
are kind of cute.
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1055. Thanks a lot.
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1056. Don't thank me.
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1057. Pay me.
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1058. Well... well, I don't...
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1059. I don't have $50
on me right now,
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1060. but uh... this guy that I'm
with, he has this watch.
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1061. It's worth $10,000.
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1062. I'll just go get him for...
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1063. You expect me to
believe some sucker
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1064. spent $10,000 on a watch?
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1065. You listen, princess,
I don't work for free.
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1066. You turn over the cash or I'll
turn you over to the ninjas.
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1067. Sorry.
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1068. What is this, a costume party? Find the model!
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1069. Out of my god damn way, honey.
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1070. I got a show to do.
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1071. Miss Crain, if you have any
concern for your friend's life,
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1072. do not take another step.
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1073. I do not want to
hurt you or this man.
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1074. I simply want what is
rightfully mine, what we have
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1075. been hunting for 2,250 years.
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1076. Sam, run.
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1077. Go to your sister.
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1078. I'll take care of this.
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1079. Ed?
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1080. She's in love
with you, isn't she?
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1081. You think so?
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1082. I'm very happy for
you, Brain Smasher.
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1083. Thanks.
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1084. I like to see a man die
with a smile on his face.
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1085. We lost her.
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1086. Perhaps you may yet serve
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1087. the cause of the Red Lotus.
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1088. Do me a favor, put
me away already, huh?
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1089. Why don't I just
reshuffle your face,
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1090. then give the
beautiful Miss Crain
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1091. a chance to prove her love.
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1092. Excuse me, Wu.
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1093. Hey, Romeo?
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1094. You?
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1095. Cammy?
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1096. Cammy.
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1097. Sam.
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1098. - Oh, Cammy.
- Sam.
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1099. Oh, Cammy.
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1100. Oh, you're alive.
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1101. Oh, oh, cut it out.
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1102. Of course I'm alive.
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1103. Why wouldn't I be alive?
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1104. Well, it's just that
I saw Wu go after you...
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1105. Yeah, so?
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1106. Don't you start with
that model crap,
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1107. like I'm not capable of
taking care of myself.
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1108. Look, what are you doing here?
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1109. You're not supposed
to be here until noon.
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1110. Ed... Ed's in trouble.
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1111. Ed?
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1112. The botanist has
got my number, Ed.
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1113. All she needs to do
is give me a call.
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1114. If she really loves you, she'll
convince her sister to trade
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1115. the Red Lotus for your life.
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1116. Hello?
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1117. Who's this?
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1118. I want to talk to my son, Ed.
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1119. It's your mother.
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1120. Hello? Hello?
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1121. What, ma?
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1122. What time are you coming home?
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1123. I don't know what
time I'll be home.
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1124. Listen...
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1125. Hang up on her.
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1126. I won't trade the
flower for Ed... period.
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1127. Well, we can't just let Ed die.
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1128. He saved my life.
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1129. You love him.
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1130. Maybe.
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1131. You must.
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1132. I haven't seen you smoke
since you were in high school.
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1133. It's too bad, because in
the larger scheme of things,
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1134. it's more important that
Wu never get the lotus.
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1135. Look, I don't care about
all that ultimate power crap.
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1136. I just care about Ed.
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1137. Oh, since when have
you cared about anything
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1138. other than your tan lines?
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1139. Talk about selfish.
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1140. You make me leave work, smuggle
something into the country,
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1141. practically get me killed,
and all without a thank you.
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1142. But I expect that from you,
because you are my sister.
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1143. Ed is an innocent bystander.
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1144. Oh, I can't believe I
finally care about someone,
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1145. and he's going to die before I
get a chance to sleep with him.
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1146. Perhaps I should change my
name to finger-breaker Wu.
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1147. What do you think?
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1148. Too many syllables.
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1149. Ah.
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1150. Legend says that
the man who takes
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1151. the petals of the red
lotus into his body
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1152. becomes gifted with
unimaginable powers.
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1153. His... his mind becomes a
physical weapon with no limits.
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1154. Anything he can imagine,
he can make happen.
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1155. If he pictures
you dead, you die.
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1156. If he sees a burning plane,
your flight bursts into flames.
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1157. If he pictures the whole world
worshipping him as a god,
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1158. it will.
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1159. You don't really
believe that, do you?
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1160. Well, I didn't, but then I
found the lotus growing out
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1161. of snow 20 feet deep,
500miles from the nearest
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1162. arable soil, just exactly as
the legend said it would be.
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1163. So you tell me,
Samantha, is Ed's
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1164. life, anyone's life,
worth more than keeping
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1165. this out of Wu's hands?
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1166. You know, Brain Smasher, you and I may have
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1167. been wrong about Miss Crain.
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1168. It wouldn't be the first
time a beautiful woman
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1169. used a man then deserted him
at his greatest hour of need.
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1170. What's your problem, Wu, huh?
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1171. What is it?
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1172. Your name... Wu?
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1173. That's what I whistle to
a girl down the street.
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1174. Hey, woo.
Ah.
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1175. What kind of torture
is this, anyway?
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1176. If it's my mother,
tell her I'm on the way.
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1177. Hello?
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1178. Why, Miss Crain, what
a pleasant surprise.
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1179. Cheap theatrics, Miss Crain.
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1180. They're not cheap, Wu.
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1181. The Crain sisters...
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1182. we are doomed.
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1183. How you doing, Ed?
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1184. I'll tell you, Sam, uh...
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1185. I don't remember the last
time I had so much fun.
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1186. Like we agreed over the
phone, a straight trade...
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1187. Ed for the Red Lotus.
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1188. I still find it very difficult
to believe that you would
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1189. trade ultimate power for an Ed.
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1190. I hear Ed's got
his strong points.
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1191. You see that Wu.
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1192. I told you the chick digs me.
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1193. I got charm, class, charisma.
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1194. You know I got a
mirror above my bed
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1195. so I'm the first one I see
when I get up in the morning.
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1196. Hey.
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1197. But, uh... unfortunately
Wu's right.
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1198. I'm not worth...
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1199. You know it.
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1200. I know it.
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1201. But my sister doesn't.
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1202. The Red Lotus now.
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1203. Gently.
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1204. And no tricks.
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1205. No tricks.
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1206. Just thought you'd want
to inspect the prize.
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1207. Happy now, Wu,
you got your flower?
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1208. What a bunch of
crap... ultimate power.
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1209. Very happy.
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1210. Ed!
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1211. Sam.
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1212. Brain Smasher.
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1213. Step back, Miss Crain.
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1214. Ah.
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1215. You're going to have
his babies, right?
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1216. We just met.
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1217. I thought you
said you loved him.
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1218. Well, I'm not going to talk
about it right here, right now.
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1219. Well, I'm not giving
up the ultimate power
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1220. unless you say you do.
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1221. Just say it.
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1222. You love Ed.
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1223. Say it or Ed dies.
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1224. - Ah.
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1225. I love Ed.
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1226. I love Ed.
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1227. And I want to be
Mrs. Ed, uh... uh...
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1228. Molloy.
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1229. Molloy, right.
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1230. I have you
outnumbered four to one.
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1231. Now set the flower down.
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1232. I'd say we're just about equal.
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1233. Oh.
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1234. You used a gun.
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1235. That's right.
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1236. This isn't a Kung Fu movie.
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1237. Now you release Ed or I'll
blow your ninja butts to hell.
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1238. Ugh.
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1239. We are not ninjas.
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1240. If I say you're ninjas,
then you're ninjas.
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1241. Hey, Wu?
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1242. Catch.
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1243. No.
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1244. Oh.
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1245. Sam, the gun.
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1246. OK.
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1247. Hey, ninja?
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1248. We are not...
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1249. If my sister says you're a
ninja, you're a goddamn ninja.
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1250. Ah.
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1251. What made you think you
could ever do this, Ed?
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1252. You are a loser.
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1253. Hey, ninja?
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1254. After this kick, Miss Crain,
you will need to earn
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1255. your living as a hand model.
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1256. Hey, Wu?
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1257. End of story, baby.
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1258. Brain Smasher.
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1259. Woof.
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1260. You're going to be
part of the family?
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1261. Stop him.
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1262. I will destroy all of you.
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1263. Mm.
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1264. How are you feeling, Wu?
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1265. Where is the power?
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1266. I'm a scientist, Wu.
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1267. I don't believe in
myths and magic.
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1268. 2,250 years...
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1269. Down the toilet!
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1270. Hey, honey?
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1271. I get my face bashed
in for a bunch of bull?
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1272. Says who?
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1273. Says Madame Butterfly
over here, that's who says.
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1274. I slipped Wu a poisonous
stand in from the garden at St.
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1275. Luke's.
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1276. You gambled all our
lives on a fake flower?
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1277. It was a calculated risk.
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1278. Very clever.
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1279. I tell you what, why
don't we split a pedal?
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1280. Nobody's eating this, not
even the rats at the labs.
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1281. I'm going to win a decade's
worth of fully-funded research
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1282. for selling this to a museum.
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1283. I'm off to Burma.
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1284. Oh, what do I tell mom
and dad about Christmas?
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1285. Tell them it's on
the 25th of December.
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1286. You and Ed did good back there.
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1287. Yeah, for a model and a bouncer.
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1288. It's tough being a cliche.
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1289. You OK?
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1290. Yeah, I'm all right.
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1291. I won't be doing any
bouncing for awhile, but I...
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1292. Sorry about your head.
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1293. You got nice
hands, you know that?
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1294. They're just hands.
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1295. Well, you know, I dated
chicks with like fat hands,
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1296. chunky fingers.
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1297. And I once dated a chick with
webbed fingers, you know?
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1298. But no, I mean it, you
really got nice hands.
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1299. You got nice everything,
especially your eyes.
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1300. You know why?
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1301. I look into your
eyes, I see someone
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1302. I could really care for.
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1303. Yeah, what was I
thinking, right?
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1304. You need me.
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1305. Famous model... you
could have any guy.
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1306. You've got guys
giving you $10,000
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1307. watches like they're nothing.
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1308. Pfft.
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1309. Yeah.
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1310. Me, Ed Molloy, bouncer,
Brain Smasher, right?
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1311. I mean...
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1312. You are as stupid as you look.
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1313. Is that what you think,
that I want watches?
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1314. Nobody ever said the
things you say to me.
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1315. I really like you.
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1316. Like me?
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1317. You said before you loved me.
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1318. I'd say anything
to save the world.
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1319. Oh, yeah?
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1320. Say it again, Sam.
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1321. I love you.
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1322. I love you.
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