1. Long ago,
our galaxy was ruledCopy !req
2. by an alien race
called the EridiansCopy !req
3. whose power and technologyCopy !req
4. were far beyond
human comprehension.Copy !req
5. Though they disappeared
ages ago,Copy !req
6. they left behind fragments
of their technology,Copy !req
7. scraps that became
the foundationCopy !req
8. for all human advancement.Copy !req
9. But the Eridians'
greatest secretsCopy !req
10. were hidden in a vaultCopy !req
11. located on the planet Pandora.Copy !req
12. The once peaceful world
was overrun by corporations,Copy !req
13. criminals,Copy !req
14. - and treasure seekers...
- Guns, guns, guns!Copy !req
15. fighting
and killing one anotherCopy !req
16. for a chance to find the vault.Copy !req
17. But it remained hidden.Copy !req
18. Then, amidst
the clouds of chaos,Copy !req
19. a glimmer of hope
shone through.Copy !req
20. A prophecy.Copy !req
21. That one day,Copy !req
22. a daughter of Eridia
would open the vaultCopy !req
23. and restore order
to the broken planet.Copy !req
24. Yeah.Copy !req
25. That sounds like
some wacko B.S., right?Copy !req
26. Well, I thought so too,
until...Copy !req
27. this mess happened.Copy !req
28. There he is!Copy !req
29. Stop!Copy !req
30. God damn!Copy !req
31. There's no air holes in there.Copy !req
32. What a stupid helmet.Copy !req
33. Tina.Copy !req
34. Hey.Copy !req
35. I'm Roland.Copy !req
36. Yeah. There's been some, uh...Copy !req
37. There's been some trouble.Copy !req
38. And Atlas,Copy !req
39. he sent me
to bring you to safety.Copy !req
40. - My dad sent you?
- That's right.Copy !req
41. His shortest soldier?Copy !req
42. Yeah, his shortest soldierCopy !req
43. to save his least
funny daughter.Copy !req
44. Code three security breach.Copy !req
45. The station is in lockdown.Copy !req
46. All personnel
must shelter in place.Copy !req
47. - Okay, let's go.
- Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
48. - Let's slow down.
- Target in sight!Copy !req
49. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
50. Stop!Copy !req
51. Stay down!Copy !req
52. - Oh, God.
- No, no!Copy !req
53. Catch.Copy !req
54. Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch.Copy !req
55. Come here.Copy !req
56. Code three security breach.Copy !req
57. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
58. The station is now in lockdown.Copy !req
59. Wait, I changed my mind.
Take me back to my cell.Copy !req
60. - Please.
- Come on.Copy !req
61. Holy shit!
One of the Psychos got out.Copy !req
62. It's time to go insane!Copy !req
63. You're in my spot.Copy !req
64. Put him down. Put him down.Copy !req
65. Hey, easy.Copy !req
66. What do you, uh...Copy !req
67. What do you say
me and you be friends?Copy !req
68. Shit.Copy !req
69. Sorry, Knoxx.Copy !req
70. My girl.Copy !req
71. Krieg,
what's up, man?Copy !req
72. You want some pancakes?Copy !req
73. My girl broken.Copy !req
74. It's Krieg, right?Copy !req
75. Yeah.Copy !req
76. What do you say you help me
get her outta here?Copy !req
77. Yeah.Copy !req
78. Of course,Copy !req
79. we can't all be
the daughter of Eridia,Copy !req
80. skipping down
the path of destiny.Copy !req
81. Some of us
have to work for a living.Copy !req
82. You don't have
to do this, you know.Copy !req
83. I mean, I can pay you.Copy !req
84. Yeah, whatever's in my wallet
right now, it's yours.Copy !req
85. Okay?Copy !req
86. Shut up
or I'll break your other arm.Copy !req
87. Oh, no,
one arm's good.Copy !req
88. That's fine.Copy !req
89. - 'Sup?
- Sorry.Copy !req
90. - Quinn.
- Lilith.Copy !req
91. We do have other seats,
you know.Copy !req
92. Then he won't have
any trouble finding one.Copy !req
93. Uh, not tonight.Copy !req
94. Top shelf.Copy !req
95. Not sure how top
you think the shelves are.Copy !req
96. Eh, buy your kid
some dance lessons.Copy !req
97. Hot date?Copy !req
98. You remember that heist down
in Lectra City last month?Copy !req
99. Yeah, a couple of guards died.Copy !req
100. Yeah, well, this sad sack
was the trigger man.Copy !req
101. Listen, I never meant
to shoot anyone.Copy !req
102. I was...Copy !req
103. I'm getting too old
for this shit.Copy !req
104. Bounty hunting? Uh.Copy !req
105. It's for the young and stupid.
Am I right?Copy !req
106. You really want me
to answer that?Copy !req
107. I do not.Copy !req
108. Lilith.Copy !req
109. Piss off.Copy !req
110. I heard you were quite
the crusty old...Copy !req
111. Wait. Wait, wait.Copy !req
112. We, uh, maybe got off
on the wrong foot.Copy !req
113. You see, um...Copy !req
114. I represent a very wealthy manCopy !req
115. who has a contract for you.Copy !req
116. I've got a job.Copy !req
117. Maybe next month.Copy !req
118. You collect on that scumCopy !req
119. dead or alive, right?Copy !req
120. Hey.Copy !req
121. Not in here, big boy.Copy !req
122. We don't want any trouble.Copy !req
123. It's just, uh, our employer
is, uh, not one for waiting.Copy !req
124. Who is?Copy !req
125. Are you with these assholes?Copy !req
126. Or are you just a fan
of violence?Copy !req
127. These gentlemen workCopy !req
128. or should I say "worked" for me?Copy !req
129. I'll get Kimber
to clean this up.Copy !req
130. Thanks, Quinn.Copy !req
131. That was impressive.Copy !req
132. I warned them
not to underestimate you.Copy !req
133. My name is Deukalian Atlas.Copy !req
134. And, uh...Copy !req
135. Hold on.Copy !req
136. This is...Copy !req
137. This is rather awkward.Copy !req
138. Hey, you there.Copy !req
139. Fat boy.Copy !req
140. Put me on.Copy !req
141. But she just
killed Frank and Wes.Copy !req
142. But she would never
shoot a man of your caliber.Copy !req
143. Mm.Copy !req
144. As I was saying...Copy !req
145. Start walking.Copy !req
146. My name is Deukalian Atlas.Copy !req
147. President of the...Copy !req
148. The Atlas Corporation?Copy !req
149. Clue's in the name.Copy !req
150. Look, uh, this has been
a really long day.Copy !req
151. Can we just skip to,Copy !req
152. I don't know, whatever this is?Copy !req
153. Of course.Copy !req
154. My daughter has been kidnapped,Copy !req
155. and I need her returned to me.Copy !req
156. Bounty hunter, not babysitter.Copy !req
157. Haven't you got some
toy soldiers you can send?Copy !req
158. Yes, the Crimson Lance.Copy !req
159. Unfortunately, the kidnapper
is one of them.Copy !req
160. I need an outsider.Copy !req
161. Someone who knows
how to handle a planetCopy !req
162. full of Psychos, skags,
and vault huntersCopy !req
163. like they were born there.Copy !req
164. Your daughter's on Pandora?Copy !req
165. Thoughts and prayers.Copy !req
166. But you couldn't pay me enoughCopy !req
167. to set foot
on that shithole again.Copy !req
168. Are you sure about that?Copy !req
169. Oh.Copy !req
170. Maybe you could.Copy !req
171. Okay, I'll start
when my current contract ends.Copy !req
172. Seems like you're free
to start immediately.Copy !req
173. Give her the beacon.Copy !req
174. Activate this device
when you find my daughterCopy !req
175. and my people
will retrieve her.Copy !req
176. You haven't disappointed
so far, Lilith.Copy !req
177. I advise you not to start.Copy !req
178. Sorry.Copy !req
179. Oh, shit.Copy !req
180. Thank you for
flying Atlas transport pods.Copy !req
181. You've arrived
at your destination.Copy !req
182. Pandora.Copy !req
183. Let me tell you
everything you need to knowCopy !req
184. about Pandora.Copy !req
185. It's a shithole.Copy !req
186. I should know. I'm from here.Copy !req
187. God, I hate this planet.Copy !req
188. It's the kind of placeCopy !req
189. you don't ever wanna return to.Copy !req
190. So, the sooner I find the girl,Copy !req
191. the sooner I can
get the hell outta here.Copy !req
192. The soldier had hijacked
one of Atlas' shuttlesCopy !req
193. and crash-landed here
months ago.Copy !req
194. There wasn't much left of it.Copy !req
195. It'd been stripped for partsCopy !req
196. and vandalized
by vault hunters.Copy !req
197. No way to know
if he and Tina even survived.Copy !req
198. Wanna know if you've seen her.Copy !req
199. But then I spoke
to some locals.Copy !req
200. Scavenger kids
barely scraping out a living.Copy !req
201. They told me
Tina and the soldierCopy !req
202. had passed through weeks agoCopy !req
203. heading north
towards Fyrestone.Copy !req
204. Then I ran
into some other locals.Copy !req
205. Run!Copy !req
206. Psychos.
Murderous gangs.Copy !req
207. It was time to catch a ride
and head north.Copy !req
208. Hello, vault hunter.Copy !req
209. Need a ride?Copy !req
210. Yeah, I'm not
a vault hunter, but...Copy !req
211. Then welcome aboard.Copy !req
212. People inside, bags up top.Copy !req
213. Don't need
any explosives going pop.Copy !req
214. That is a mess to clean up,
believe me.Copy !req
215. Hello, passenger.Copy !req
216. My name is Marcus.Copy !req
217. But of course,Copy !req
218. you're not here for small talk.Copy !req
219. You are here to find the vault.Copy !req
220. Uh, you can stop there.Copy !req
221. Not a vault hunter.Copy !req
222. Just need a ride.Copy !req
223. If you say so.Copy !req
224. Well, hello,
brave vault hunter.Copy !req
225. So, you've come in searchCopy !req
226. of the secret lost vault
of the Eridians,Copy !req
227. right here on Pandora!Copy !req
228. Do you want to be rich
beyond your wildest dreams?Copy !req
229. First, you must find the keys,Copy !req
230. then the vault itself,
but it won't be easy.Copy !req
231. Could you turn this shit off?Copy !req
232. Not a vault hunter.Copy !req
233. No can do.Copy !req
234. This bus is for transporting
vault hunters, so...Copy !req
235. Will you be
the one to find the vault?Copy !req
236. Ancient alien treasure filled
with high-tech secrets...Copy !req
237. Pandora is a dangerous place,Copy !req
238. so you need superior firepower.Copy !req
239. Prepare yourself
with one of Marcus' munitions.Copy !req
240. Next stop, Fyrestone,Copy !req
241. where all vault hunters begin.Copy !req
242. Uh, no.Copy !req
243. Really, I am not...Copy !req
244. Thanks.Copy !req
245. Good luck, vault hunter.Copy !req
246. I hope you find
what you're searching for.Copy !req
247. Two weeks on the trail,Copy !req
248. and it was as cold
as Pandora's moons.Copy !req
249. Tina and the soldier
were long gone.Copy !req
250. I needed a miracle,
but I got something else.Copy !req
251. My eye!Copy !req
252. You shot me in my eye!Copy !req
253. You blinded me for life!Copy !req
254. How will I manage to survive?Copy !req
255. I'm just kidding!Copy !req
256. I was designed to withstand
all kinds of violent acts,Copy !req
257. even completely
unjustified ones like yours.Copy !req
258. Now, I bet you're wondering,Copy !req
259. what's the deal with this thing?Copy !req
260. Uh, no, I'm not.Copy !req
261. I'm programmed for humor,Copy !req
262. so I will process that
as "witty banter."Copy !req
263. Beat it.Copy !req
264. I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP,Copy !req
265. possibly the last of my kind
still in service.Copy !req
266. But you can call me...Copy !req
267. Whoopsie! Ha!Copy !req
268. You accidentally shot me
in the face again.Copy !req
269. As I was saying,
you can call me Claptrap.Copy !req
270. You know,
I can do this all night,Copy !req
271. so piss off.Copy !req
272. Believe me,
I wish I couldCopy !req
273. based on what little
I've experiencedCopy !req
274. of your horrendous personality.Copy !req
275. But I have no choice.Copy !req
276. What do you mean?Copy !req
277. Did Atlas send you?Copy !req
278. Atlas? Yuck!Copy !req
279. I don't work
for the competition.Copy !req
280. No, I've been lying dormant
under a garbage heapCopy !req
281. for... calculating... 36 years!Copy !req
282. But the moment
you landed on Pandora,Copy !req
283. I was reactivatedCopy !req
284. because I've been programmed
to help you upon your return!Copy !req
285. No one knew I was coming here.Copy !req
286. Not even me.Copy !req
287. Who programmed you?Copy !req
288. I don't know!Copy !req
289. Which is a shame,
because you're an awful personCopy !req
290. and I'd love to know
who to blame for this.Copy !req
291. Since I don't, I have
no choice but to serve youCopy !req
292. until you're dead.Copy !req
293. Did that sound like a threat?
Sorry.Copy !req
294. Anyway, as long as
you're not dead,Copy !req
295. - I'm here to help.
- Oh.Copy !req
296. And I have many skills.Copy !req
297. Balancing.Copy !req
298. Turning in circles.Copy !req
299. I don't need a partner.Copy !req
300. Uh, I can also access
the ECHOnet.Copy !req
301. Did you say "ECHOnet"?Copy !req
302. Can you use it to find someone?Copy !req
303. Of course.
Just show me a picture.Copy !req
304. I'll hack and searchCopy !req
305. its slowly dying
visual banks for matchesCopy !req
306. and find your target's
last known location.Copy !req
307. Find her.Copy !req
308. She was last seen
outside Fyrestone.Copy !req
309. Accessing network.Copy !req
310. Could you do it
without the singing?Copy !req
311. Yes!Copy !req
312. Done!Copy !req
313. Your target was last recordedCopy !req
314. near an abandoned quarry
in the Tundra Express!Copy !req
315. It's only 132 days on footCopy !req
316. with a 98% chance of being
eaten by a Craw maggot!Copy !req
317. I like those odds!Copy !req
318. We're gonna need some wheels.Copy !req
319. That's the Crimson Lance,
Atlas' private army.Copy !req
320. What are they doing here?Copy !req
321. Oh, just a guess here.Copy !req
322. Exactly the same thing
you're doing.Copy !req
323. And the Lance
teaming up with the Psychos?Copy !req
324. It seems like Atlas will hireCopy !req
325. just about anyone
to find his daughter.Copy !req
326. Concentrating.
Sorry.Copy !req
327. Huh. The Lance are leaving.Copy !req
328. I guess they didn't find her.Copy !req
329. No more Mommy!Copy !req
330. Free lunch! Hot delivery!Copy !req
331. Huh?Copy !req
332. That was so out of character
to save those children.Copy !req
333. Well, I needed a ride.Copy !req
334. For a second there,Copy !req
335. I thought you weren't
a horrible person.Copy !req
336. Phew! The world
makes sense again.Copy !req
337. Now, there's only room
for one up front,Copy !req
338. but worry not.Copy !req
339. I can sit on your lap.Copy !req
340. Lilith!Copy !req
341. You accidentally locked me
in the back!Copy !req
342. Lilith!Copy !req
343. Please drain my battery.Copy !req
344. Put me back to sleep.Copy !req
345. I won't tell.Copy !req
346. You said you wanted to help.Copy !req
347. I said I'm programmed to help.Copy !req
348. What I want to do
is wipe my memory,Copy !req
349. you horrendous she-devil.Copy !req
350. Are you sure these
are the right coordinates?Copy !req
351. Yes. This is the last known
location of your quarry.Copy !req
352. Get it?Copy !req
353. But it looks like
she's long gone by now.Copy !req
354. Does it?Copy !req
355. You know, it's quite
a menagerie you've got here.Copy !req
356. You could start
your own Pandoran zoo.Copy !req
357. You must be Tina.Copy !req
358. Name's Lilith.Copy !req
359. So, that soldier...Copy !req
360. who brought you here,Copy !req
361. is he playing
hide-and-seek, too?Copy !req
362. He left me.Copy !req
363. I haven't seen him in days.Copy !req
364. Well, I'm here to take you homeCopy !req
365. to your father.Copy !req
366. Yeah, he seems like
a real, uh, sweetheart.Copy !req
367. What? My daddy?Copy !req
368. I get to see my daddy?Copy !req
369. Really?Copy !req
370. I've been so afraid.Copy !req
371. - Yeah.
- I've been scared.Copy !req
372. Speaking of your daddy...Copy !req
373. The noises outside
really freaked me out.Copy !req
374. I've just gotta let him know
that I got you safe...Copy !req
375. I should probably
get my stuff.Copy !req
376. Shit.Copy !req
377. I really love my daddy.Copy !req
378. He's such a nurturing
parental figure.Copy !req
379. Sure, I'll have to take
your word for it.Copy !req
380. Miss Lilith,Copy !req
381. can you grab my Badonkadonk?Copy !req
382. Your what now?Copy !req
383. You little...Copy !req
384. I love it
when bounty hunters drop by.Copy !req
385. Time to make it rain...Copy !req
386. with your body parts.Copy !req
387. Hey.Copy !req
388. You still alive down there?Copy !req
389. She seems deranged.Copy !req
390. You two have a lot in common.Copy !req
391. Only she's smaller,
nicer, cuter.Copy !req
392. Hope that wasn't
something important.Copy !req
393. Fix this.Copy !req
394. Because, whoo, it's toast.Copy !req
395. Where'd you go?Copy !req
396. Tina.Copy !req
397. Look, I... I'm here to save you.Copy !req
398. Do I look like
I need saving?Copy !req
399. 'Cause I'm up hereCopy !req
400. and you're all hiding
under a car.Copy !req
401. Like a bitch!Copy !req
402. You get down here right now.Copy !req
403. Oh, Krieg!Copy !req
404. This fancy-ass womanCopy !req
405. just pointed a gun
at your best friend.Copy !req
406. I will lick
your spine clean.Copy !req
407. Holed up with Psychos?Copy !req
408. He only used to be a Psycho.Copy !req
409. Now he's my big brother!Copy !req
410. How sweet.Copy !req
411. One of you kill the other,
I'm gonna go get a coffee.Copy !req
412. Tell her what she's won, Krieg.Copy !req
413. You've walked
the wrong dog.Copy !req
414. Shoot him in the face.Copy !req
415. Shoot him in the face again.Copy !req
416. It's not working.
Forget it. Abort. Go!Copy !req
417. Run, run!Copy !req
418. Mine's bigger.Copy !req
419. Listen.Copy !req
420. I was sent by your father.Copy !req
421. Well, that's strange.Copy !req
422. Because I don't
have a father, lady.Copy !req
423. I know this planet
can mess with your mind.Copy !req
424. My mind is awesome.Copy !req
425. My mind's so cool.Copy !req
426. Listen, I don't wanna be here.
Nothing personal.Copy !req
427. So, if you could
just come with me,Copy !req
428. and you could talk to your dadCopy !req
429. and you guys can sort it out,Copy !req
430. family style. And I can...Copy !req
431. Nice work, lady.
You led 'em straight to me.Copy !req
432. So, Atlas sent
someone new to find the girl.Copy !req
433. Never would have thought
it was a scumbag vault hunter.Copy !req
434. Actually, I'm not
a scumbag vault hunter.Copy !req
435. Actually,
she's a scumbag bounty hunter.Copy !req
436. You know, it's not
my fault you suck at your job,Copy !req
437. whoever you are. Who are you?Copy !req
438. Commander Knoxx
of the Crimson Lance.Copy !req
439. And I'm taking the girl with me.Copy !req
440. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
441. You and what army?Copy !req
442. The one right behind me.Copy !req
443. Move, move.Copy !req
444. Charlie team, right side.Copy !req
445. On your lead, with me!Copy !req
446. Stay behind me.Copy !req
447. - I'll go.
- Wait.Copy !req
448. And if you're both nice,Copy !req
449. I'll put in a good word
with Daddy.Copy !req
450. Sounds good to me.Copy !req
451. Sergeant Russo,Copy !req
452. bring me a neurocollar
for the girl.Copy !req
453. Copy that, Commander.Copy !req
454. A collar?Copy !req
455. I love new jewelry.Copy !req
456. Yeah, I got you a gift, too.Copy !req
457. Catch.Copy !req
458. Will you be my friend?Copy !req
459. Oh, shit!Copy !req
460. Yes!Copy !req
461. - Come on!
- Hey!Copy !req
462. Oh, shit!Copy !req
463. Tina!Copy !req
464. Stop.
She's coming with me.Copy !req
465. I leave you alone
for 10 minutes...Copy !req
466. Get in the car.Copy !req
467. It's okay. He's with me.Copy !req
468. I wish I wasn't.Copy !req
469. Get in the car!Copy !req
470. Go, go!Copy !req
471. Lilith, wait for me!Copy !req
472. What did I tell you?Copy !req
473. Minimal explosions.Copy !req
474. No, I said no explosions!Copy !req
475. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
476. This is Lilith. My dad sent her.Copy !req
477. Oh. She's a scumbag
bounty hunter.Copy !req
478. No, I am a high-end
bounty hunter, pal.Copy !req
479. - No.
- And letting kids get shot atCopy !req
480. was not part
of my job description.Copy !req
481. Oh, I bet it wasn't.Copy !req
482. Lilith. Lilith.Copy !req
483. You inadvertently left
your best friend behind!Copy !req
484. To die!Copy !req
485. Lilith!Copy !req
486. Move, move, move!Copy !req
487. Hey!
No pressure or anythingCopy !req
488. but I'd love to come inside,Copy !req
489. - if you get a chance.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
490. Just hoping you can
reach out and scoop me up.Copy !req
491. You don't have to stop, just...Copy !req
492. Hey!Copy !req
493. Go easy on the merchandise.Copy !req
494. Here they come!Copy !req
495. All units,
you are now weapons free!Copy !req
496. Take them down!Copy !req
497. Damn it! You know what?Copy !req
498. You drive.Copy !req
499. You programmed to steer?Copy !req
500. Who, me?Copy !req
501. Who's driving the damn truck?Copy !req
502. Locking on target, ma'am.Copy !req
503. We got a problem!Copy !req
504. Brace for impact!Copy !req
505. Holy underwear!Copy !req
506. I told you to drive. Damn it.Copy !req
507. Bandit one, four,
up on the right. Cut 'em off.Copy !req
508. They got us pinned.Copy !req
509. Not yet they don't. Hold on.Copy !req
510. - Brace yourselves.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
511. That was a terrible ideaCopy !req
512. but it worked.Copy !req
513. Mm, maybe.Copy !req
514. Where are we?Copy !req
515. Pisswash gully.Copy !req
516. What's that smell? Ugh.Copy !req
517. - Put the window up.
- Why?Copy !req
518. Put the window up!Copy !req
519. What is that smell?Copy !req
520. What is this "smell"
thing everyone talks about?Copy !req
521. - Listen to what I just said!
- I don't want to!Copy !req
522. - Roll the window up!
- Don't tell me what to...Copy !req
523. It's in my mouth!Copy !req
524. Sardine showers.Copy !req
525. It's pee. It's pee.Copy !req
526. Now I got pee
all in the middle of my truck.Copy !req
527. Correction.
It's 67% urine...Copy !req
528. 14% fecal...Copy !req
529. - Oh!
- Look out!Copy !req
530. Oh, God!Copy !req
531. Don't nobody move.Copy !req
532. I'm not about to die in this...Copy !req
533. Shut up.Copy !req
534. Okay.Copy !req
535. Is that...Copy !req
536. This don't look so good.Copy !req
537. Yes, it is.Copy !req
538. That thing looks angry!Copy !req
539. - Do you wanna press reverse?
- Or hungry.Copy !req
540. Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us.
It's gonna kill us.Copy !req
541. Wait a second.Copy !req
542. Do you want me to press reverse?Copy !req
543. No, I don't
want you to do nothing!Copy !req
544. Oh, my God!Copy !req
545. Your friends are back.Copy !req
546. Roland, don't be stupid.Copy !req
547. Just give us the girl.Copy !req
548. Everybody, buckle up.
I got a plan.Copy !req
549. Somebody hold me!Copy !req
550. Seriously, I have no seat belt!Copy !req
551. Roland, what are you doing?Copy !req
552. - Go, go, go!
- Hold on!Copy !req
553. - Hold it!
- No, no, no!Copy !req
554. Shit.Copy !req
555. Feels like we blew a tire.Copy !req
556. You call that a plan?Copy !req
557. It worked, didn't it?Copy !req
558. Feel free to applaud.Copy !req
559. Yay for not dying!Copy !req
560. Nothing.Copy !req
561. - You stay here and keep watch.
- Okay.Copy !req
562. But it's you
they don't seem to trust.Copy !req
563. And who can blame them?Copy !req
564. They should be after us by now.Copy !req
565. Stingrays won't pursue
without ground support.Copy !req
566. Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements.Copy !req
567. Let it down, big guy.Copy !req
568. Before you added kidnapping
to your resumeCopy !req
569. you were an officer
in Crimson Lance.Copy !req
570. Right?Copy !req
571. Roland didn't kidnap me.
He saved me.Copy !req
572. Saved you from what?Copy !req
573. A life of ease and plenty?Copy !req
574. My daddy thinks
I'm the daughter of Eridia.Copy !req
575. I can open the vault.Copy !req
576. The vault?Copy !req
577. That's what this shit is about?Copy !req
578. You stole her for yourself.Copy !req
579. Now, do you know
how many people have diedCopy !req
580. looking for that hole
in the dirt?Copy !req
581. Well, I do.Copy !req
582. My mother was one of them.Copy !req
583. We have something they don't,
baby girl.Copy !req
584. Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit?Copy !req
585. Can-do attitude?
The power of friendship?Copy !req
586. A conscience.Copy !req
587. Whatever's in that vault,Copy !req
588. a man like Atlas
can never get his hands on it.Copy !req
589. - All right, Roland, calm down.
- No!Copy !req
590. She's a scumbag bounty hunter
who works for Atlas.Copy !req
591. What, and you think your band
of merry heroes can stop him?Copy !req
592. Oh, we can try.Copy !req
593. We just can't watch our backs
while doing it.Copy !req
594. So, do me a favor.
Take your weapon.Copy !req
595. Toss it over here.Copy !req
596. Grab some supplies, take a walk.Copy !req
597. You know, when Atlas finds out
about that party back there,Copy !req
598. I'm as good as dead.Copy !req
599. So, like it or not...Copy !req
600. we're on the same side.Copy !req
601. A side without an army,
I might add.Copy !req
602. So, I hope
you got a better plan thanCopy !req
603. driving down
a thresher's gullet.Copy !req
604. No.Copy !req
605. But I know someone who does.Copy !req
606. A scientist, a vault expert.Copy !req
607. It was her idea to break
Tina out and collect the keys.Copy !req
608. One key down, two more to go.Copy !req
609. And, of course, me.Copy !req
610. Load up.Copy !req
611. Next stop, Sanctuary City.Copy !req
612. All right!Copy !req
613. Road trip!Copy !req
614. All right, mask up.Copy !req
615. We wanna keep a low profile.Copy !req
616. Market clear.Copy !req
617. Copy that.Copy !req
618. Oh, this place
sure has changed,Copy !req
619. for the worse.Copy !req
620. Back off. Back off!
Heading to Gate 23.Copy !req
621. Oh, my.Copy !req
622. Who's this handsome devil?Copy !req
623. He's a badass killer.Copy !req
624. And the reward's
just gone up to 150 grand.Copy !req
625. Looks like you're notCopy !req
626. the only one
that's special, kid.Copy !req
627. Cannibal frog convention!Copy !req
628. Okay, so we're here.Copy !req
629. Now what?Copy !req
630. I need
to locate my contact.Copy !req
631. Moxxi will know how to find her.Copy !req
632. Moxxi?Copy !req
633. Yeah. You know her?Copy !req
634. Yeah, kind of.Copy !req
635. I mean, it's been a while.Copy !req
636. Would you be a doll
and hold this? Thank you.Copy !req
637. Kriegy! Give me a ride.Copy !req
638. Hey.Copy !req
639. We're trying to stay low-key.Copy !req
640. Hey. Did you findCopy !req
641. what you were looking for
in Fyrestone?Copy !req
642. Never seen you before, stranger.Copy !req
643. Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity.Copy !req
644. I never forget a gun.Copy !req
645. What are you up to now,
Not-A-Vault-Hunter?Copy !req
646. She's vault hunting.Copy !req
647. I knew it.Copy !req
648. I told you, I knew it.Copy !req
649. Well, well, well.Copy !req
650. Look what the skag dragged in.Copy !req
651. - Hey, Mox.
- Get on in there.Copy !req
652. Oh, you are most welcome.Copy !req
653. Milkshake for
my little sugarplum,Copy !req
654. and drinks for my friends.Copy !req
655. I got something to show you.Copy !req
656. Everyone, come over here.Copy !req
657. Step into my office.Copy !req
658. Roland?Copy !req
659. - Roland.
- I got it.Copy !req
660. Excuse me.Copy !req
661. I knew it was you.Copy !req
662. - Oh, my God.
- Hey, Larry.Copy !req
663. You probably
don't remember me, butCopy !req
664. I sure remember you.Copy !req
665. Your mama was a good woman.Copy !req
666. Yeah, well, wouldn't know.Copy !req
667. All right. So,
where is this, uh, scientist?Copy !req
668. So, this is where you're headed.Copy !req
669. You go all the way
up those stairsCopy !req
670. and right there is the elevator.Copy !req
671. - Mm-hm.
- Push the button.Copy !req
672. Passcode's "ECHO."Copy !req
673. - ECHO?
- ECHO.Copy !req
674. You sure it's safe
to stay there?Copy !req
675. Yeah, as long as this one here
don't blow up the joint.Copy !req
676. How's that milkshake there,
sugar pie?Copy !req
677. Listen.Copy !req
678. For whatever it's worth...Copy !req
679. I'm real happy
that you came back home.Copy !req
680. And I hope that you know
how much your mama loved you.Copy !req
681. She always told me
how special you were.Copy !req
682. You know, I appreciate the help.Copy !req
683. Let's just leave it at that.Copy !req
684. Right.Copy !req
685. When they were chasing you,
I was like,Copy !req
686. "Hey, don't shoot that guy.
He's my roomie."Copy !req
687. - You... You said that?
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
688. Hey, you see
your bounty went up?Copy !req
689. - My?
- Your bounty.Copy !req
690. Get outta here.Copy !req
691. Knoxx is on the warpath, stud.Copy !req
692. What'd you do to her, man?Copy !req
693. Man, I kind of... kind of
ghosted her, you know?Copy !req
694. Yeah, you did, man.
You ghosted all of us, man.Copy !req
695. Yeah.Copy !req
696. Anyway, man,
it was really good to see you.Copy !req
697. And, you know, you can trust me.Copy !req
698. We're friends, man.
I'm not gonna tell a soul.Copy !req
699. Oh, Larry,
I'm not worried about you.Copy !req
700. You're my guy.Copy !req
701. You're my main man.Copy !req
702. I got a feeling you're not
going to tell anybody.Copy !req
703. Is he going to be okay?Copy !req
704. Well, he'll have
a hell of a hangover.Copy !req
705. Ooh, who knew electricity
provoked defecation?Copy !req
706. Hey.Copy !req
707. Y'all better
hustle out the back.Copy !req
708. Go out this way.Copy !req
709. I got these guys. Go on. Go on.Copy !req
710. - Claptrap, let's go.
- Go on. Go on. Go on.Copy !req
711. Your buddy boy here just drank
about 10 shots too manyCopy !req
712. then he dropped
like a sack of potatoes.Copy !req
713. I think you forgot me.Copy !req
714. Mm. And a tip
is always appreciated.Copy !req
715. All right.Copy !req
716. This looks like it.Copy !req
717. ECHO.Copy !req
718. ECHO?Copy !req
719. Sure that's the password?Copy !req
720. Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO."Copy !req
721. ECHO. ECHO.Copy !req
722. All right.Copy !req
723. You fools would literally
be dead without me.Copy !req
724. - You need me.
- Here we go.Copy !req
725. Come on, Claptrap.Copy !req
726. Where are we going?
Up.Copy !req
727. So, you trust
this woman?Copy !req
728. She's a xeno-archaeologist,
all right?Copy !req
729. She's a little odd.Copy !req
730. But she knows everything
about the vault.Copy !req
731. So, if she says something weird,Copy !req
732. don't let it get to you, okay?Copy !req
733. I am 10
to the 100th powerCopy !req
734. impressed with this place.Copy !req
735. Cool.Copy !req
736. Oh! I see you have the girl.Copy !req
737. That's right.Copy !req
738. Did you find
a vault key, too?Copy !req
739. Hi, I'm Tina.Copy !req
740. The special one.Copy !req
741. Huh.Copy !req
742. Tannis.Copy !req
743. Oh.Copy !req
744. Hello, Lilith.Copy !req
745. Okay, good.
So you guys know each other.Copy !req
746. Unfortunately.Copy !req
747. I'm not staying here.Copy !req
748. What?Copy !req
749. Okay.Copy !req
750. But you all smell
like thresher urine.Copy !req
751. And your wanted poster
just went up all over town.Copy !req
752. So, I suggest that you all
settle in and clean up.Copy !req
753. Now, the electroshower
is right over there.Copy !req
754. Ooh, shower.Copy !req
755. Hey, kids,
we're out of here. Let's go.Copy !req
756. Lilith? Hey, I get it.
There's history here.Copy !req
757. I don't even need
to know what it is.Copy !req
758. The point is that she's right.Copy !req
759. If there's a poster of me,
that means there's one of you.Copy !req
760. They're looking for all of us.Copy !req
761. I hate to say it,
but we don't have a choice.Copy !req
762. We gotta sit tight.Copy !req
763. Lilith, we don't have a choice.Copy !req
764. What is happening, Tannis?Copy !req
765. - Electroshower.
- Wait.Copy !req
766. Wait, guys.Copy !req
767. - Time to shower.
- Claptrap.Copy !req
768. That's not... No.Copy !req
769. Claptrap.Copy !req
770. Rebooting.Copy !req
771. Everybody,
just settle down, please.Copy !req
772. Settle down.Copy !req
773. Hey, hey! Settle down.Copy !req
774. Square root of 929,000...Copy !req
775. I am basing my assumption
that you're upsetCopy !req
776. on your body language.Copy !req
777. Perceptive as ever, I see.Copy !req
778. Because of your mother?Copy !req
779. Uh, no, because of you.Copy !req
780. She trusted you...Copy !req
781. to take care of me.Copy !req
782. But you ran back hereCopy !req
783. to chase after that mystical
Eridian vault bullshit.Copy !req
784. I left you with tradespeople.Copy !req
785. Oh.Copy !req
786. Yes. You mean
the murderers and thievesCopy !req
787. on the mining ship.Copy !req
788. It's what your mother wanted.Copy !req
789. She wanted me
to learn how to killCopy !req
790. by the age of 10?Copy !req
791. How to survive.Copy !req
792. I had to come back here
to finish her work.Copy !req
793. She believed the Eridian vaultCopy !req
794. had the power to change things
for the better and...Copy !req
795. She traded her daughter
for a waste of time.Copy !req
796. Go back inside.Copy !req
797. It's not safe.Copy !req
798. I can look after myself.Copy !req
799. Told you I'm special.Copy !req
800. Aren't we all?Copy !req
801. Yeah.Copy !req
802. They made me that way.Copy !req
803. Made you?Copy !req
804. What do you mean?Copy !req
805. Your father is Deukalian Atlas,Copy !req
806. isn't he?Copy !req
807. Yes and no.Copy !req
808. Not a "yes or no" question.Copy !req
809. He's...Copy !req
810. my...Copy !req
811. creator.Copy !req
812. Atlas is bananapants obsessed
with the vault.Copy !req
813. He says only a daughter
of Eridia can open it.Copy !req
814. He found a piece
of the vault key,Copy !req
815. and on that pieceCopy !req
816. was a tiny bit...Copy !req
817. of blood.Copy !req
818. Eridian blood.Copy !req
819. He cloned an Eridian.Copy !req
820. And guess who that Eridian is?Copy !req
821. Hmm. Is her name Tina?Copy !req
822. Boom.Copy !req
823. But it's all good.Copy !req
824. I don't care I grew up in a lab.Copy !req
825. I never wanted
a mother or a father.Copy !req
826. He created you to open a vault.Copy !req
827. God, what an asshole.Copy !req
828. That's an understatement.Copy !req
829. He'll use whatever
technology's insideCopy !req
830. and make superweapons.Copy !req
831. The dude's got major issues.Copy !req
832. I'm just a product to Atlas.Copy !req
833. If he gets me,Copy !req
834. he's gonna make me
open the vault.Copy !req
835. Then he's just gonna lock me up
into another secret labCopy !req
836. and do more experiments.Copy !req
837. And if you saw
the things they didCopy !req
838. to the other clones...Copy !req
839. He's not gonna find you.Copy !req
840. Yo! Whassup?Copy !req
841. Yeah!Copy !req
842. Hey, there, sugar chips.Copy !req
843. You need a firmware update?Copy !req
844. Piss off, short stuff.Copy !req
845. Someone needs
an oil change.Copy !req
846. My daddy always had a saying.Copy !req
847. Never trust a man
who can't hold his liquor.Copy !req
848. She tased me, all right?Copy !req
849. I love alcohol.Copy !req
850. I can be wild.Copy !req
851. As for that little girl,Copy !req
852. you don't think
the second I saw her,Copy !req
853. I wouldn't hand her
right over to youCopy !req
854. just to get rid of you?Copy !req
855. I admire the fight,Copy !req
856. but let me take you through
what happens next.Copy !req
857. Spare parts!
We seal the city...Copy !req
858. Anyone got
spare parts that I can use?Copy !req
859. Uh-oh.Copy !req
860. Hey, hey, that's his robot.Copy !req
861. It's an old CL4P...Copy !req
862. Excuse me.
Coming through.Copy !req
863. Got a computer virus.
Highly contagious.Copy !req
864. Clear the street!Copy !req
865. You,
down on the ground.Copy !req
866. Move, move, move!Copy !req
867. Now that we have
Tina and the first key,Copy !req
868. I wanna show you this.Copy !req
869. This is a mining journal
left behindCopy !req
870. by a corporate bureaucrat.Copy !req
871. He cataloged everything
the miners brought in,Copy !req
872. most of it useless.Copy !req
873. But on this page...Copy !req
874. Another key.Copy !req
875. He thought it was a useless
piece of Eridian pottery.Copy !req
876. He had no clue
they'd found a vault key.Copy !req
877. That makes two of three.Copy !req
878. So,
if this is the second key,Copy !req
879. why don't you already have it?Copy !req
880. Because the mine
is in Caustic Caverns.Copy !req
881. Oh, shit.Copy !req
882. Danger! Red alert!Copy !req
883. People, we need to move!
The soldiers, they're coming!Copy !req
884. They have guns!
They're shooting!Copy !req
885. - They're firing!
- Clappy, slow your roll.Copy !req
886. What is the dealio?Copy !req
887. The soldier woman
who really hates Roland,Copy !req
888. which suggests
the two of them had some...Copy !req
889. - Come on, get to the point.
- She was at the barCopy !req
890. interrogating Moxxi
and your friend Larry...Copy !req
891. Was that his name?Copy !req
892. Seemed like a decent roommate.Copy !req
893. Did they see you?Copy !req
894. Do you promise
not to be angry if I say yes?Copy !req
895. Lance units,
block all exits.Copy !req
896. No one leaves.Copy !req
897. Get this thing out of here.Copy !req
898. Masks off.Copy !req
899. Of course, Commander.Copy !req
900. Of course. Hey!Copy !req
901. Double-perched custom Blaster
with ionized projectiles.Copy !req
902. That'll outpace any
bone shredder on Pandora.Copy !req
903. You wanna trade?Copy !req
904. I'll give you
special price, huh?Copy !req
905. Sanctuary
is now on lockdown.Copy !req
906. No one goes anywhere
until we find that robot.Copy !req
907. Is there any way out of here
that doesn't involve garbage?Copy !req
908. Um...Copy !req
909. No.Copy !req
910. What?Copy !req
911. Did you guys wanna use it?Copy !req
912. The entrance is underneath
all of that debris.Copy !req
913. Under there.Copy !req
914. Whoo! Look what I got!Copy !req
915. Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
916. Open it.Copy !req
917. Hello.Copy !req
918. Would you
look at that? A ladder.Copy !req
919. Unfortunately,
my design doesn't facilitateCopy !req
920. this type of vertical travel.Copy !req
921. Drats.Copy !req
922. Guess I'll just...Copy !req
923. Well...Copy !req
924. - Destiny awaits.
- I'm fine!Copy !req
925. Mm! Meat soup.Copy !req
926. Chemical waste
from the mining equipment.Copy !req
927. It's corrosive enough
to dissolve almost anythingCopy !req
928. except the natural crystals
in this cavern.Copy !req
929. How are we gonna
get through this?Copy !req
930. Well, it's not gonna
be that way.Copy !req
931. Looks like we gotta
take the high road.Copy !req
932. Krieg.Copy !req
933. Let's see if we can
grab this here.Copy !req
934. Luckily,
my wheel's too large,Copy !req
935. so I'll just watch you all meltCopy !req
936. from a safe
and reasonable distance.Copy !req
937. You are small enough
to get in there.Copy !req
938. Head through the tunnel,Copy !req
939. locate the main access control
panel and then unlockCopy !req
940. - the door at the end.
- Can do!Copy !req
941. - Quietly.
- No problem.Copy !req
942. I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to each one of youCopy !req
943. in the most
horrifying way possible.Copy !req
944. All right, I'll go first.Copy !req
945. - I got this.
- No, I got it.Copy !req
946. - I got it.
- Tina!Copy !req
947. Coming through!
Hey, hey.Copy !req
948. Relax.Copy !req
949. I'm the lightest.Copy !req
950. - Tina!
- Hey!Copy !req
951. Ladies first.Copy !req
952. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
953. - You all right?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
954. Be careful.Copy !req
955. Guys.Copy !req
956. Look.Copy !req
957. Hope blooms
in the strangest places.Copy !req
958. It's kind of pretty.Copy !req
959. Mission accomplished!Copy !req
960. The door is unlocked.Copy !req
961. Can't take him anywhere.Copy !req
962. Well?Copy !req
963. You're welcome.Copy !req
964. Impossible to please.Copy !req
965. Scream showers.Copy !req
966. It's Bloodshots.Copy !req
967. Yeah, their symbols
are everywhere.Copy !req
968. These are the Psychos
other psychos are afraid of.Copy !req
969. They're probably still here.Copy !req
970. - Let's go find out.
- No bombs.Copy !req
971. I'll be surgical.Copy !req
972. There's only one of you
in the world...Copy !req
973. and you're special.Copy !req
974. You guys sit tight.
Wait for us to come back.Copy !req
975. Come on, Lil.Copy !req
976. Dealt with Bloodshots before?Copy !req
977. Once.Copy !req
978. How'd you make it out?Copy !req
979. Kind words and hugs?Copy !req
980. I don't know what it is
that happens to 'emCopy !req
981. when they're down hereCopy !req
982. but it's like they get hit
with an extra dose of crazy.Copy !req
983. Strip the flesh,
salt the wound!Copy !req
984. - There's too many to shoot.
- Or blow up?Copy !req
985. Well, we can't really blend in.Copy !req
986. We don't look
anything like them.Copy !req
987. Except you, handsome.Copy !req
988. Thank you!Copy !req
989. Well,
according to my calculations,Copy !req
990. the odds of a successful
stealth operationCopy !req
991. in this scenario is...Copy !req
992. 0%? Wow!Copy !req
993. You never see that!Copy !req
994. Well, I guess that's it then.
Back to the truck, right?Copy !req
995. Did you factor in a distraction?Copy !req
996. Of course.Copy !req
997. I analyzed 16 million versionsCopy !req
998. where one of you
creates a distraction.Copy !req
999. Total failure.Copy !req
1000. No, not one of us.Copy !req
1001. Wait, who else is...?Copy !req
1002. Oh, no.Copy !req
1003. Coming through.Copy !req
1004. Hi, there.Copy !req
1005. How you doing?Copy !req
1006. Just a little nervous laughter
to crack the ice.Copy !req
1007. Shiny!Copy !req
1008. Just rolling through townCopy !req
1009. looking for a good time.Copy !req
1010. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
1011. Your attention, please.Copy !req
1012. I am here because I want to beCopy !req
1013. and not for a more
justifiable reasonCopy !req
1014. like trying to be a distraction.Copy !req
1015. Even though it makes no senseCopy !req
1016. for me to say
what I'm about to say,Copy !req
1017. and even though anyone rationalCopy !req
1018. would suspect it was just
part of a crude plan,Copy !req
1019. I have decidedCopy !req
1020. entirely on my own
to say the following.Copy !req
1021. Y'all bitches
need to eat your own buttsCopy !req
1022. with your poopy-mouth...Copy !req
1023. ass-faces until you die
from loser poisoningCopy !req
1024. like the stupid
pus-crotches that you is.Copy !req
1025. Was that too much?
It was too much, wasn't it?Copy !req
1026. What took it over the edge?Copy !req
1027. Was it the
"poopy-mouth ass-faces"?Copy !req
1028. Stairs. Come on!Copy !req
1029. Not in the undercarriage!Copy !req
1030. My programming...Copy !req
1031. Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.Copy !req
1032. Son of a... You got me!Copy !req
1033. Okay, I'm dead. How about that?Copy !req
1034. Is he going to be all right?Copy !req
1035. Excellent plan.Copy !req
1036. Who would have guessed
they'd shoot me, right?Copy !req
1037. Well, we survived.Copy !req
1038. So much for your 0%.Copy !req
1039. You're not out yet.Copy !req
1040. I think
the key's in here.Copy !req
1041. Sweet.Copy !req
1042. So, the key
is in one of these crates.Copy !req
1043. One of theseCopy !req
1044. kabillion crates.Copy !req
1045. Yeah, this is gonna
take a minute.Copy !req
1046. Four days
if you work around the clockCopy !req
1047. which you can't,Copy !req
1048. because your bodies
require rest every 16 hours.Copy !req
1049. Lazy!Copy !req
1050. Not if those psycho Raiders
find us first.Copy !req
1051. Those are Bloodshots.Copy !req
1052. Raiders live above.
Not down here.Copy !req
1053. There are no Raiders down here.Copy !req
1054. Tannis, nobody's talking
about Raiders.Copy !req
1055. What's the big deal
about Raiders?Copy !req
1056. I know,
but you brought up Raiders.Copy !req
1057. How about
we forget about it?Copy !req
1058. Am I missing
something here?Copy !req
1059. But I don't understand.Copy !req
1060. Forget about
the Raiders!Copy !req
1061. Just forget about it.Copy !req
1062. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1063. I understand...Copy !req
1064. - Bloodshots are down here.
- You keep bringing up Raiders.Copy !req
1065. - Tannis, I swear to God...
- I found it.Copy !req
1066. - What?
- The second key.Copy !req
1067. How... How did...?Copy !req
1068. I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.Copy !req
1069. Yeah, we'll see
how lucky you are.Copy !req
1070. We still gotta get out of here.Copy !req
1071. There's an exit portal this way.Copy !req
1072. Come on.Copy !req
1073. Shh!Copy !req
1074. What's that?Copy !req
1075. What? I'm expelling
the excess lead.Copy !req
1076. Big bullet. Big bullet coming.
There we go.Copy !req
1077. Can't you do this another time?Copy !req
1078. This has to happen now.Copy !req
1079. Don't judge me.Copy !req
1080. What?
How is this funny?Copy !req
1081. You keep it down.Copy !req
1082. Do I judge you
when you blast out a loaf?Copy !req
1083. - We don't wanna attract...
- Look out!Copy !req
1084. A little help?Copy !req
1085. Incoming!Copy !req
1086. Go, go!
Okay, going now!Copy !req
1087. Tannis!Copy !req
1088. Thank you.Copy !req
1089. On your left!Copy !req
1090. Wow!Copy !req
1091. Come here, girlie!Copy !req
1092. What are you doing?Copy !req
1093. I needed a gun.Copy !req
1094. So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask!Copy !req
1095. Move!Copy !req
1096. That way!Copy !req
1097. We've got this, guys!Copy !req
1098. There's nothing we can't do!Copy !req
1099. Stairs!Copy !req
1100. Krieg, help me! I'm not...Copy !req
1101. Go, go!Copy !req
1102. Lilith, I got you!Copy !req
1103. Go!Copy !req
1104. Roland!Copy !req
1105. Watch out!Copy !req
1106. Go, go!Copy !req
1107. Time to go.Copy !req
1108. I'm sure
we're past the hard part.Copy !req
1109. Okay.Copy !req
1110. Go, go, go!
We gotta move!Copy !req
1111. Let go of me!
Tina!Copy !req
1112. Lilith!
Hello!Copy !req
1113. Follow me this way.Copy !req
1114. I have a tremendous
sense of direction.Copy !req
1115. Oh, God!Copy !req
1116. Help me!Copy !req
1117. Krieg, spin me!Copy !req
1118. I found it! I found it!Copy !req
1119. There's an elevator!Copy !req
1120. Follow me. This way. Come on.Copy !req
1121. - Roland!
- Clappy, go! Go! Go!Copy !req
1122. Lilith!
Don't leave me behind again!Copy !req
1123. There's a service elevator
this way!Copy !req
1124. It's up here.Copy !req
1125. - This way. Oh, no.
- Go! Go, go, go!Copy !req
1126. Shit!Copy !req
1127. This is gonna take some time.
Hold this.Copy !req
1128. Claptrap!Copy !req
1129. I need help!Copy !req
1130. Uh,
in front of everyone?Copy !req
1131. Yes!
Look away!Copy !req
1132. Look away! I command you!Copy !req
1133. Krieg, we got company.Copy !req
1134. It's time to bleed!Copy !req
1135. - Come on!
- I am trying!Copy !req
1136. Krieg, wait!Copy !req
1137. Krieg!Copy !req
1138. It's not working.Copy !req
1139. Aren't you supposed
to be smart?Copy !req
1140. I'll turn you
into a meat bicycle!Copy !req
1141. Another victim!Copy !req
1142. Thanks, kid.Copy !req
1143. Tannis!Copy !req
1144. - How we doing?
- I don't have it!Copy !req
1145. Come here,
give me a kiss!Copy !req
1146. Krieg! Pull back!Copy !req
1147. Go! Go!Copy !req
1148. I regret everything!Copy !req
1149. Come on!Copy !req
1150. - We gotta go.
- It's not working.Copy !req
1151. Go, Tannis.Copy !req
1152. We have another wiring problem.Copy !req
1153. Baby!Copy !req
1154. Shit.Copy !req
1155. - Roland, what are you doing?
- Fixing it.Copy !req
1156. - Get back here!
- Hey.Copy !req
1157. No. Please don't.Copy !req
1158. - Roland!
- Hey, Tina.Copy !req
1159. I'll meet you at the vault.Copy !req
1160. I promise.Copy !req
1161. Tannis.Copy !req
1162. - Hit it!
- Okay, hitting!Copy !req
1163. Roland!Copy !req
1164. All right, Bob.Copy !req
1165. You ready to kick some ass?Copy !req
1166. I knew you'd say that.Copy !req
1167. The brakes are out!
We are not slowing down!Copy !req
1168. We are not gonna make it!Copy !req
1169. Teleportation.Copy !req
1170. I can move stuff
with my mind, y'all.Copy !req
1171. We're not dead?Copy !req
1172. I'm still enslaved? Drats.Copy !req
1173. Chutney vomit queen.
Ew! Yuck!Copy !req
1174. I think the teleportation
has made her quite ill.Copy !req
1175. How did you do that?Copy !req
1176. I don't know.Copy !req
1177. Just kind of happened.Copy !req
1178. Hey, Roland's
gonna be okay, right?Copy !req
1179. He's an elite soldier.Copy !req
1180. If anyone can get out of that,
it's him.Copy !req
1181. Where are we?Copy !req
1182. I can't get a read on ECHOnet.Copy !req
1183. But it looks like
we're in an old mine.Copy !req
1184. Maybe we find
some shelter inside.Copy !req
1185. I've combined the keys.Copy !req
1186. Look.Copy !req
1187. What's that?
Some kind of a map?Copy !req
1188. Incredible, isn't it?Copy !req
1189. It isn't just a key.Copy !req
1190. And right there...Copy !req
1191. The vault?Copy !req
1192. It is a shameCopy !req
1193. your mother is not here
to see this.Copy !req
1194. It was there the whole time.Copy !req
1195. Apparently.Copy !req
1196. I've seen that
before somewhere.Copy !req
1197. Firehawk.Copy !req
1198. Eridian goddess,
protector of the planet.Copy !req
1199. Well, it's all a bit pointless
without the third piece.Copy !req
1200. Oh, well, we have it.Copy !req
1201. She's the key.Copy !req
1202. The elevator confirmed it.Copy !req
1203. That was a phasewalk.Copy !req
1204. Only an Eridian could do that.Copy !req
1205. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1206. If she's a piece of the key,Copy !req
1207. what happens when she opens it?Copy !req
1208. I assumed you knew.Copy !req
1209. Did your mother never tell you?Copy !req
1210. I was eight. I can barely
remember her face.Copy !req
1211. When the daughter of Eridia
places the key,Copy !req
1212. the pieces are consumed
and the vault opens.Copy !req
1213. Now, I don't necessarily
believe that means kill her.Copy !req
1214. But you're prepared
to take that risk.Copy !req
1215. Well, we have no choice.Copy !req
1216. Either we take herCopy !req
1217. or Atlas does.Copy !req
1218. There is no salvation
without sacrifice.Copy !req
1219. Worst orgy ever.Copy !req
1220. Rest in peace, Bob.Copy !req
1221. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1222. Whoa. Sorry.Copy !req
1223. I thought for a moment there
you had rigor mortis.Copy !req
1224. It was a really nice moment.Copy !req
1225. I'll treasure it always.Copy !req
1226. Also, I scavenged
the final parts I neededCopy !req
1227. from a dead transformer,Copy !req
1228. and fixed the thing
you so recklessly destroyed.Copy !req
1229. You didn't press this, did you?Copy !req
1230. I did not.Copy !req
1231. I can crush it again
if you'd like.Copy !req
1232. Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap.
You're indispensable."Copy !req
1233. Thank you, Lilith.
Your praise warms my soul.Copy !req
1234. Lilith.Copy !req
1235. Have you broken the beacon
I gave you?Copy !req
1236. Ah, this thing was junk
the whole time.Copy !req
1237. Not at all.Copy !req
1238. It was a highly accurate
tracking deviceCopy !req
1239. that has led me
right to you and Tina.Copy !req
1240. Now, I was beginning to thinkCopy !req
1241. that she would
elude me forever.Copy !req
1242. She's smart.Copy !req
1243. She is mine.Copy !req
1244. And the Crimson LanceCopy !req
1245. are on their way
to collect her now.Copy !req
1246. If you come after her,
I'll destroy the key.Copy !req
1247. No, you won't.Copy !req
1248. Because if you did,Copy !req
1249. then I would have to killCopy !req
1250. the rest of that heroic band
of vault huntersCopy !req
1251. she's been
slumming around with.Copy !req
1252. And I promise you, Lilith,Copy !req
1253. they won't be quick deaths.Copy !req
1254. Good.Copy !req
1255. Glad to see you makingCopy !req
1256. the smart choice for once.Copy !req
1257. And when this is over,Copy !req
1258. you'll be paid
what we agreed on.Copy !req
1259. Thank you, Lilith.Copy !req
1260. Oh.Copy !req
1261. Tina, look, I know
how this must look, but...Copy !req
1262. I'm the only one
who can open the vault.Copy !req
1263. And I'm gonna use whatever
is inside to kill him.Copy !req
1264. Too bad you won't
be around to see it.Copy !req
1265. - Wait.
- Enjoy your freedom.Copy !req
1266. Tina. Tina, no!Copy !req
1267. I'm dancing because...Copy !req
1268. you're alive.Copy !req
1269. Not because
I thought you were dead.Copy !req
1270. Heartwarming.Copy !req
1271. Where are the others?Copy !req
1272. They found a truck
in the village and left.Copy !req
1273. Without me.Copy !req
1274. What village?Copy !req
1275. This must have
been one of the originalCopy !req
1276. Pandoran settlements.Copy !req
1277. How quaint.Copy !req
1278. I know this place.Copy !req
1279. Come on.
Come on. Leave it.Copy !req
1280. Come on, sweetie.Copy !req
1281. Hurry, give me Lilith!Copy !req
1282. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
1283. Remember I will always love you!Copy !req
1284. Mama!Copy !req
1285. No!Copy !req
1286. Hey,
where are you going?Copy !req
1287. Lilith.Copy !req
1288. Lilith!Copy !req
1289. Is this your home?Copy !req
1290. Yeah.Copy !req
1291. I used to live here once.Copy !req
1292. This place is...Copy !req
1293. reminiscent of something
deep in my files.Copy !req
1294. That drawing...Copy !req
1295. I feel strange.Copy !req
1296. Lilith.Copy !req
1297. Mom?Copy !req
1298. If you're seeing this...Copy !req
1299. I'm afraid I didn't make it.Copy !req
1300. I'm so sorry
that I sent you away.Copy !req
1301. I didn't want to.Copy !req
1302. But as soon as I realizedCopy !req
1303. what you are,Copy !req
1304. what you might become...Copy !req
1305. I knew you'd never
be safe here on Pandora.Copy !req
1306. But if you ever return,Copy !req
1307. I've made sure
that Claptrap will find you,Copy !req
1308. help you understand...Copy !req
1309. your destiny.Copy !req
1310. Lilith, I love you.Copy !req
1311. I wish...Copy !req
1312. I could hold you one last time.Copy !req
1313. Tina!Copy !req
1314. Whoa.
That was weird.Copy !req
1315. I blacked out.Copy !req
1316. Did something important happen?Copy !req
1317. It's saying it's here.Copy !req
1318. All I'm seeing
is some holes.Copy !req
1319. Are you sure this is it?Copy !req
1320. I don't know.
It's somewhere.Copy !req
1321. Okay,
what does it look like?Copy !req
1322. Big. It's an arch.Copy !req
1323. It's here somewhere.
I know it's here.Copy !req
1324. How do you know it's here?Copy !req
1325. Because I'm feeling emotion.Copy !req
1326. Can you be more specific?Copy !req
1327. - Thing of power!
- Not right now, Krieg. Please.Copy !req
1328. - Okay, I get it...
- But that means something!Copy !req
1329. No, no, no!Copy !req
1330. I'm not following.Copy !req
1331. Krieg, you genius. You found it!Copy !req
1332. I have to warn you,
this might kill you.Copy !req
1333. Me?Copy !req
1334. Nah, kid. I'm the special one.Copy !req
1335. Whatever this is,
it's gonna make me invincible.Copy !req
1336. What just happened?Copy !req
1337. I'm the special one.
It should do something.Copy !req
1338. Apparently not.Copy !req
1339. Well done, Tina.Copy !req
1340. Well done.Copy !req
1341. Amazing effort.Copy !req
1342. You survived the worst planet
in the galaxy.Copy !req
1343. You found the key
and the vault itself.Copy !req
1344. You've made your father
so proud.Copy !req
1345. Commander Knoxx,Copy !req
1346. I need
her nervous system intact.Copy !req
1347. Keep the organs on ice.Copy !req
1348. Perhaps we'll have better luck
with the next clone.Copy !req
1349. Hey, asshole.Copy !req
1350. That was quite
an entrance, Roland.Copy !req
1351. You miss me?Copy !req
1352. You might have saved the day
if it wasn't for...Copy !req
1353. my Atlas auto shield.Copy !req
1354. Kill them all.Copy !req
1355. Hold your fire.Copy !req
1356. That's an order.Copy !req
1357. You heard the commander.Copy !req
1358. Weapons down.Copy !req
1359. Roland, you were right.Copy !req
1360. I should've...Copy !req
1361. No!Copy !req
1362. No!Copy !req
1363. Any other objections?Copy !req
1364. Just one!Copy !req
1365. That you continue breathing.Copy !req
1366. But I'll allow itCopy !req
1367. if you let my friends
go in peace.Copy !req
1368. And tell me, Lilith,Copy !req
1369. just why would I do that?Copy !req
1370. Because I'm the daughter
of Eridia.Copy !req
1371. I've seen that
before somewhere.Copy !req
1372. Firehawk.Copy !req
1373. Eridian goddess.Copy !req
1374. It's your planet, Lilith.Copy !req
1375. You have to protect it.Copy !req
1376. Mama loved you.Copy !req
1377. She always told me
how special you were.Copy !req
1378. I found it.Copy !req
1379. How did...?
I don't know.Copy !req
1380. Just lucky, I guess.Copy !req
1381. Daughter of Eridia, baby!Copy !req
1382. Bet you didn't see that coming!Copy !req
1383. But...Copy !req
1384. But I'm the special one.Copy !req
1385. Oh, you are.Copy !req
1386. Just not the way you thought.Copy !req
1387. I open the vault...Copy !req
1388. the girl goes free.Copy !req
1389. You open the vaultCopy !req
1390. and you all go free.Copy !req
1391. You have my word.Copy !req
1392. I just figured it out.Copy !req
1393. Your mother gave you to meCopy !req
1394. to take you away from here,Copy !req
1395. so you would never
have to open that vault.Copy !req
1396. Well, that worked out great.Copy !req
1397. I have to open it.Copy !req
1398. No salvation without sacrifice.Copy !req
1399. Remember?Copy !req
1400. But you can't.Copy !req
1401. You can't.Copy !req
1402. It's fine.Copy !req
1403. You're safe.Copy !req
1404. And, Tina,Copy !req
1405. memories are more powerfulCopy !req
1406. than anything
Atlas could ever create.Copy !req
1407. Now, you got one of me.Copy !req
1408. Yes.Copy !req
1409. Tannis, what's happening?Copy !req
1410. The Eridians have delivered usCopy !req
1411. a champion.Copy !req
1412. The legends were true.Copy !req
1413. She's the Firehawk.Copy !req
1414. Lilith, can you hear me?Copy !req
1415. Take me into the vault.Copy !req
1416. If you won't, I'm going
to have to hurt your friends.Copy !req
1417. Pull me up!Copy !req
1418. Lilith, help!Copy !req
1419. Make it rain, Tina!Copy !req
1420. Attack!Copy !req
1421. Are you guys shooting?Copy !req
1422. I'm sorry,
I didn't feel a thing.Copy !req
1423. You get a bullet.
You get a bullet.Copy !req
1424. Run, run.Copy !req
1425. Interplanetary
ninja assassin mode activated.Copy !req
1426. Step aside, bitches.Copy !req
1427. Lilith. Lilith!Copy !req
1428. No!Copy !req
1429. Lilith, can you hear me?Copy !req
1430. Well, it was fun
while it lasted.Copy !req
1431. Lilith. Come on, Lilith.Copy !req
1432. Lilith.Copy !req
1433. Please wake up.Copy !req
1434. Tannis, run.Copy !req
1435. Nobody kills me but me!Copy !req
1436. Everybody, run!Copy !req
1437. Go! Move, move!Copy !req
1438. Shit!Copy !req
1439. Tannis, you're alive.Copy !req
1440. I'm alive!Copy !req
1441. This guy, not so much.Copy !req
1442. A siren.Copy !req
1443. Tina!Copy !req
1444. Tina!Copy !req
1445. Tina!Copy !req
1446. Tannis, where's Tina?Copy !req
1447. Lilith!Copy !req
1448. I warned you
not to disappoint me.Copy !req
1449. Take me to the vault now.Copy !req
1450. Well, shit.Copy !req
1451. Let go of me!Copy !req
1452. Keep struggling
and I'll kill you.Copy !req
1453. Lilith!Copy !req
1454. Lilith, show yourself!Copy !req
1455. Show yourself or I kill her!Copy !req
1456. I'll do it!Copy !req
1457. Believe me.Copy !req
1458. Oh, I believe you.Copy !req
1459. Ah, Lilith.Copy !req
1460. This is...Copy !req
1461. unbelievable.Copy !req
1462. So much more
than I ever imagined.Copy !req
1463. The treasures of a race
who once ruled the galaxies.Copy !req
1464. Look.Copy !req
1465. The power. Can you feel it?Copy !req
1466. Can you...Copy !req
1467. Yeah, I can feel it.Copy !req
1468. Honestly, it makes me
a little sick.Copy !req
1469. You'll get used to it.Copy !req
1470. Yeah. You see...Copy !req
1471. I have something that a man
like you will never have.Copy !req
1472. Enough.Copy !req
1473. Lilith.
Over here.Copy !req
1474. Lose something?Copy !req
1475. Tina!Copy !req
1476. Ta-da.Copy !req
1477. Bye-bye.Copy !req
1478. No, Lilith.Copy !req
1479. - Lilith, please.
- Don't worry.Copy !req
1480. You won't get lonely down here.Copy !req
1481. No. No.Copy !req
1482. No, no, no. No!Copy !req
1483. Lilith! Tina!Copy !req
1484. No, no, no!Copy !req
1485. Excuse me!
Coming through.Copy !req
1486. Make way for the hero!Copy !req
1487. Hey.Copy !req
1488. You hear that?Copy !req
1489. What?Copy !req
1490. That I think is what
peace sounds like.Copy !req
1491. Enjoy it.Copy !req
1492. Let's make it last.Copy !req
1493. I made you a little tea.Copy !req
1494. I thought you might be
a little dehydrated.Copy !req
1495. All right, guys. Let's, um...Copy !req
1496. Let's join the party.Copy !req
1497. All right! Hooray!Copy !req
1498. Whoops. Premature celebration.Copy !req
1499. That's never happened before.Copy !req
1500. You ready?Copy !req
1501. We'll meet you there.Copy !req
1502. I got you.Copy !req
1503. Come on, Krieg.Copy !req
1504. Time to go get drunk.Copy !req
1505. Glorious meat fiesta.Copy !req
1506. So...Copy !req
1507. Uh...Copy !req
1508. I don't think so.Copy !req
1509. Come on.Copy !req
1510. Do the thing.Copy !req
1511. I'm a bit old, I think,Copy !req
1512. to be setting myself on fire
for your amusement.Copy !req
1513. You know you want to.Copy !req
1514. Let me
tell you everythingCopy !req
1515. you need to know about Pandora.Copy !req
1516. She's dangerous.Copy !req
1517. She's dirty.Copy !req
1518. And she's definitely
a toxic waste dump.Copy !req
1519. But, she's my home.Copy !req
1520. What a show-off.Copy !req
1521. Woo-hoo! Check these moves.Copy !req
1522. I come to dance, mofo.Copy !req
1523. Twerk it. Work it out, now.Copy !req
1524. Do the Claptrap. It's my...Copy !req
1525. Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no!Copy !req
1526. What's goin' on here? No!Copy !req
1527. It's my Easter egg!Copy !req
1528. Ah! You son of a...Copy !req
1529. Don't make me leave!Copy !req
1530. Not when I'm giving the people
what they want!Copy !req