1. Premier Nazarbayev!Copy !req
2. Listen carefully, asshole.Copy !req
3. I have a mission for you.Copy !req
4. Everyone apart from me.Copy !req
5. You, Sagdiyev...Copy !req
6. will return to US&A to deliver a giftCopy !req
7. so that Kazakhstan will earn
the respect of Trump.Copy !req
8. So, it must go to
someone in his inner circle.Copy !req
9. America's most famous
ladies man -Copy !req
10. Michael Pence.Copy !req
11. What is the gift?Copy !req
12. Johnny the Monkey.Copy !req
13. A cameraman will follow you to
document your mission.Copy !req
14. I will need my producer,
Azamat Bagatov.Copy !req
15. Impossible.Copy !req
16. Why?Copy !req
17. You are sitting on him.Copy !req
18. Also, get me a chocolate cake.Copy !req
19. Now, get him ready!Copy !req
20. These gypsy tears will
keep you safe.Copy !req
21. That not my name anymore.Copy !req
22. I'm so ashamed of you,Copy !req
23. I change it to...Copy !req
24. JeffreyCopy !req
25. Epstein.Copy !req
26. I have a non-male son?Copy !req
27. Daddy?Copy !req
28. Why are you living like this?Copy !req
29. Because I have no husband
to put me in a beautiful wife cage.Copy !req
30. Unlike that bitch, Lilyat Sakanov!Copy !req
31. How old are you?Copy !req
32. Fifteen.Copy !req
33. Fifteen?Copy !req
34. You're the oldest unmarried woman
in all Kazakhstan!Copy !req
35. I'm so happy that you're back.Copy !req
36. I'm not. I'm off to US&A.Copy !req
37. Please take me with you!Copy !req
38. Not possible.Copy !req
39. Please Daddy.Copy !req
40. Here...Copy !req
41. have a piece of onion instead.Copy !req
42. Johnny's in the crate.Copy !req
43. You must leave now.Copy !req
44. Go to hell, Sagdiyev!Copy !req
45. Don't bother coming back this time!Copy !req
46. Get lost!
May all your shits have antlers!Copy !req
47. Welcome to US&A!Copy !req
48. What are you doing here?Copy !req
49. I accidentally fell in.Copy !req
50. You ate him...?Copy !req
51. No.Copy !req
52. He ate himself.Copy !req
53. You are going home!Copy !req
54. Come inside! Come inside!Copy !req
55. - Daddy, why is the sky so low?
- This is a room.Copy !req
56. - I'm sorry I escaped from box —
- Never mind, I forgive you.Copy !req
57. I have decide...Copy !req
58. that you will stay here with me.Copy !req
59. You have been chosen...Copy !req
60. to be given as a giftCopy !req
61. to the Vice President.Copy !req
62. I will be the next Queen Melania?Copy !req
63. She's the happiest wife in the world!Copy !req
64. Now, where do girls sleep?Copy !req
65. All the answers are in here...Copy !req
66. 'Daughter Owner's Manual.'Copy !req
67. Official publication of
Ministry of Agriculture and Wildlife.Copy !req
68. Wait...Copy !req
69. you have a name?Copy !req
70. Tutar.Copy !req
71. I need one of these...Copy !req
72. I know just the place!Copy !req
73. Beat you!Copy !req
74. No, Daddy. Please, please?Copy !req
75. Please, please, please. I want it.Copy !req
76. Your palace... awaits.Copy !req
77. Not allowed.Copy !req
78. You like it?Copy !req
79. It's the best present I've ever had!Copy !req
80. Is it nicer than Melania's cage?Copy !req
81. Not quite,Copy !req
82. but similar to cage of
the wife before her...Copy !req
83. Stormy Daniels.Copy !req
84. Get some sleep.Copy !req
85. Tomorrow we will
get you ready for Pence.Copy !req
86. Well, good night.Copy !req
87. Daddy, I love you.Copy !req
88. Thank you.Copy !req
89. There is so little wind in here!Copy !req
90. Look at me! I'm flying!Copy !req
91. Get inside.Copy !req
92. Where are we going?Copy !req
93. I'm taking you to meet one
of America's leading feminists.Copy !req
94. Can you come with me
to the hairdresser?Copy !req
95. No, what if they recognize me?Copy !req
96. Just disguise yourself
as an American.Copy !req
97. - Tutar, you like the dress?
- Yes, I love it.Copy !req
98. Daddy, a woman can
own a business?Copy !req
99. No, when a woman owns
a business her brain breaksCopy !req
100. and her head falls off.Copy !req
101. Just like the previous
owners, look...Copy !req
102. So young...
tragic.Copy !req
103. Could a woman ever
be a journalist?Copy !req
104. No, it's dangerous.Copy !req
105. Look at the manual.Copy !req
106. This happened when a
woman tried to be a journalist.Copy !req
107. What about driving a car?Copy !req
108. Driving a car!Copy !req
109. This is what happened
when a woman drove a car.Copy !req
110. Can a woman ask questions?Copy !req
111. Questions?Copy !req
112. I think it's dangerous.Copy !req
113. Time for bed.Copy !req
114. Tomorrow you'll observe how
American girls behave in public.Copy !req
115. Look, Daddy!Copy !req
116. The fathers hold
their daughter's hands here!Copy !req
117. He probably forgot to bring a leash.Copy !req
118. Daddy, hold my handCopy !req
119. or they will know you are fakeCopy !req
120. Could a daddy ever love a daughter
as much as he love his sons?Copy !req
121. No, any father who did that
would be sentenced to death.Copy !req
122. I want to have a cake too.Copy !req
123. No. Daughters are not
allowed to have cake.Copy !req
124. Please! Please! Please!Copy !req
125. It is illegal to give you treat.Copy !req
126. I do not want the authorities to see.Copy !req
127. Ooo! I can't wait to eat this!Copy !req
128. Hide back here.Copy !req
129. Ready.Copy !req
130. Okay, slow down!Copy !req
131. But it's so good!Copy !req
132. I know, but go slower, slower!Copy !req
133. Are you ok?Copy !req
134. I swallowed the baby.Copy !req
135. Are you serious?Copy !req
136. I swallowed the baby.Copy !req
137. You're not supposed
to eat the baby!Copy !req
138. Hurry come with me!Copy !req
139. We must get you to a doctor!Copy !req
140. I'm keeping it.Copy !req
141. Okay, okay.Copy !req
142. Your makeover is complete...
I think you are ready for Pence.Copy !req
143. Really?Copy !req
144. But to be sure,
let's have a practice run tonight.Copy !req
145. Cinderella...Copy !req
146. it's time...Copy !req
147. to go to a ball.Copy !req
148. Daddy, you need to hold my arm,Copy !req
149. so they think we're American.Copy !req
150. Okay... just this once.Copy !req
151. It's my moon blood.Copy !req
152. It started?Copy !req
153. Yes.Copy !req
154. Fantastic!Copy !req
155. Now we can wow them...Copy !req
156. with our traditional fertility dance!Copy !req
157. I will never get to live in a
golden cage like Melania!Copy !req
158. Why do American men hate me?Copy !req
159. Come in.Copy !req
160. Really?Copy !req
161. Do you mean it, Daddy?Copy !req
162. Thank you so much, Daddy.Copy !req
163. I've got great news!Copy !req
164. Pence is speaking nearby.Copy !req
165. We'll gift you today.Copy !req
166. - But I am not ready yet.
- Of course you're ready!Copy !req
167. You are ready for the golden cage!Copy !req
168. Okay Daddy!Copy !req
169. Tutar, it's me.Copy !req
170. Hop on! We are running late.Copy !req
171. What's the matter, Daddy?Copy !req
172. Nothing.Copy !req
173. Will they hurt you?Copy !req
174. Of course not.Copy !req
175. Could I be a gift
to this friend of Trump instead?Copy !req
176. No, he's in jail.Copy !req
177. What about this one?Copy !req
178. In jail too.Copy !req
179. Him?Copy !req
180. Arrested.Copy !req
181. Him?Copy !req
182. House arrest.Copy !req
183. What about Rudolph Giuliani?Copy !req
184. That's a lot of money, but worth it.Copy !req
185. So after you give me as a gift...Copy !req
186. you will leave me?Copy !req
187. Of course.Copy !req
188. I will go home and you
will have new owner.Copy !req
189. So I will never see you again?Copy !req
190. You expected me to come
live with you both?Copy !req
191. No... of course not.Copy !req
192. The manual would forbid it.Copy !req
193. See you later.Copy !req
194. Don't leave me here.Copy !req
195. See you later at the titty doctor.Copy !req
196. You went to the wrong address!Copy !req
197. It's over there.Copy !req
198. Where are you going?Copy !req
199. No, you are not going up there.Copy !req
200. Let me see your I.D.!Copy !req
201. Get out or I'm calling the police!Copy !req
202. Why are you dressed like this?Copy !req
203. I don't want you.Copy !req
204. Wow, that was close.Copy !req
205. You know what I think?Copy !req
206. I think you did this becauseCopy !req
207. you love me as much as your sons.Copy !req
208. More.Copy !req
209. So much more.Copy !req
210. What shall we do?Copy !req
211. You stay here.Copy !req
212. I will go home.Copy !req
213. To be executed.Copy !req
214. I'm coming with you.Copy !req
215. You want to live in a cage?Copy !req
216. I forbid it.Copy !req
217. I get to choose.Copy !req
218. This is my final Will and Testament.Copy !req
219. To my daughter, I leave everything...Copy !req
220. One anti-semitic chocolate cake,Copy !req
221. also three...Copy !req
222. Fleshlights.Copy !req
223. Stop.Copy !req
224. We're not going to kill you.Copy !req
225. But I failed my mission.Copy !req
226. It's okay. People make mistakes.Copy !req
227. STOP!Copy !req
228. You used me to spread the virus
around the world.Copy !req
229. Yes I did.Copy !req
230. And our plan worked brilliantly.Copy !req
231. We got our revenge on the world
for them laughing on us.Copy !req
232. What is that magical calculator?Copy !req
233. It's called a phone.Copy !req
234. Who is that?Copy !req
235. America's Minister of Technology.Copy !req
236. His name, Brian.Copy !req
237. His twin brother live
inside my phone.Copy !req
238. Ok...Copy !req
239. What do you two want...Copy !req
240. to keep your mouths shut?Copy !req
241. I have some ideas.Copy !req
242. Welcome to the first everCopy !req
243. Running of the American.Copy !req
244. They're starting to run!Copy !req
245. Here comes the American!Copy !req
246. Oh no! He's got the fever!Copy !req
247. He's not wearing a mask.Copy !req
248. Here comes Karen!Copy !req
249. She's being a little bit racist!Copy !req
250. She's going to cough.Copy !req
251. Here comes the chief medical expert!Copy !req
252. And he's got a vaccine!Copy !req
253. Everybody's going to be saved!Copy !req
254. Uh ohCopy !req
255. She's been to Walmart,
she's got her AR-15.Copy !req
256. Karen is not happy.Copy !req
257. Oh no, she's killed Fauci!Copy !req
258. The Americans are victoriousCopy !req
259. in their battle against science.Copy !req
260. For Kazakhstan TV,Copy !req
261. this is Tutar Sagdiyev...Copy !req
262. and Borat Margaret Sagdiyev.Copy !req
263. You were amazing!Copy !req