1. I read this article a while back...
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2. that said that Microsoft employs
more millionaire secretaries...
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3. than any other company in the world.
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4. They took stock options
over Christmas bonuses.
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5. It was a good move.
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6. There was this photograph of one
of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari.
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7. Blew my mind.
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8. You see shit like that
and it just plants seeds.
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9. It makes you think it's possible,
even easy.
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10. And then you turn on the TV
and there's just more of it.
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11. The 87-million-dollar lottery winner.
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12. That kid actor that just made 20 million
on his last movie.
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13. That Internet stock
that shot through the roof.
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14. You could have made millions on it
if you just got in early.
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15. And that's exactly what I wanted to do:
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16. Get in.
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17. I didn't wanna be an innovator.
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18. I just wanted to make the quick
and easy buck.
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19. I just wanted in.
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20. Notorious B.I. G. said it best:
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21. "Either you're slinging crack rock
or you got a wicked jump shot."
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22. Nobody wants to work for it anymore.
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23. There's no honor in taking
that after-school job at Mickey D's.
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24. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
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25. So I went the white-boy way
of slinging crack rock.
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26. I became a stockbroker.
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27. Yeah!
Get off!
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28. Two hundred!
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29. Put it down!
You put it down!
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30. No. Put your money back down.
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31. So I got in at this firm, JT Marlin,
owned by this guy Michael Brantley...
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32. a salesman among salesmen.
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33. Mr. Brantley.
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34. Mr. Brant— Ha, ha.
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35. Welcome. How are you?
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36. - These guys?
- Great.
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37. - You think you can handle this?
- I think so.
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38. You can handle it?
We can handle it.
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39. Get ready for some fun.
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40. A double Scotch on the rocks.
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41. Damn! Ha, ha.
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42. Holy shit, yo. Yo, yo, yo,
that's the jockey from Venezuela.
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43. He's a sicko. That kid is sick.
He weighs like 48 pounds.
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44. One-nineteen, but you're close, slut.
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45. Whatever.
Give me 3-to-1 on that skinny little nigger.
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46. I'll give you 3-to-1, yeah.
- Richie, Richie.
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47. Just do me a favor, will you?
Just for 10 minutes. Just give it a rest.
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48. Yo, homes, I need some cho-caine.
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49. I need some motherfucking nose candy,
you know what I'm saying?
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50. I need some cizzi up my nizzi...
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51. because I need
to get high like a motherfucker.
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52. You know what I'm saying?
So give me some of that nose candy.
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53. Bring that table over here, beyotch.
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54. All right. Everybody quiet down
for a second, all right? Hold on.
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55. Thanks.
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56. I just wanted to let you know those pikers
over at the NASD are finally off our ass.
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57. Fucking retard.
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58. Hey, fuck you, bro. I'm on vacation, okay?
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59. Bear Stearns can make calls to the SEC.
They can't find any dirt on us.
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60. JT Marlin, once again,
has unlimited trading authorization.
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61. I told you guys.
You can't keep a good man down.
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62. Yeah!
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63. We're superstars now.
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64. J.P. Morgan just faxed over
their congratulations...
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65. and said, "Welcome to the club."
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66. This means those teams headed
by Todd and Richie...
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67. who were good enough
to give up their rep numbers...
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68. they can stop cold calling
and start trading again.
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69. Welcome back.
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70. And just to show you how appreciative
I am, there's a little something extra.
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71. Tell me about it, baby, tell me!
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72. I want you guys to go up to Suite 418.
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73. I handpicked them myself.
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74. We're players now, boys.
Let's celebrate.
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75. Sorry about that.
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76. What's up?
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77. Don't touch the cards.
Don't touch the cards.
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78. Oh, shit.
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79. Yeah!
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80. - Fourteen.
Hit me.
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81. Come on, Mike.
I told you, you gotta hit the table. Sixteen.
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82. Hit me.
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83. And bust.
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84. - Sorry about that.
Fuck.
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85. Can't win a fucking hand tonight.
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86. - Hey, Steve?
- Yeah.
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87. - Come here for a second. You thirsty?
I don't care.
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88. Here. Go take my car, go get Mike a Coke
and a falafel. You hungry?
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89. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Why not?
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90. - And dealer busts.
Yeah!
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91. What the fuck are you so happy about?
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92. Hey, Mike. Whoa, take it easy. Take it easy.
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93. Roller coaster. Ups and downs.
You know that.
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94. All right, place your bets.
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95. I was living in Kew Gardens Hills,
running my biz...
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96. giving the Queens College kids
something to do between classes.
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97. See you guys.
Fuck you.
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98. Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.
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99. I was doing well.
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100. It's strange to think
how that knock changed everything.
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101. Everything.
Hey, don't get me wrong here.
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102. No, no. I got it.
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103. I don't believe in fate.
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104. I believe in odds.
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105. - He's not gonna let you in.
- Why not?
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106. He doesn't know you.
He'll think you're a cop.
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107. So what? I got a bankroll that will
choke a hippo. Let's just see.
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108. Who are you?
What's up?
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109. It's my boy, Greg.
Oh, shit, heh.
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110. How you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
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111. Come in. What's going on, man?
Come here, crazy.
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112. How are you doing?
- What are you doing? Come in. Come in.
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113. Oh, shit.
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114. - Wait. Is that your new ride?
Him.
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115. Nice.
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116. - Hi. Seth.
- Hey. Greg.
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117. Nice to meet you.
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118. We thought we were done for the night.
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119. Too late to get a couple hands in?
- No, no, no, 24/7. You know that.
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120. Hey, Steve, uh, could you get us
a couple of sandwiches?
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121. All right. Give me 400.
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122. Wait. Uh, what about the betting?
What do we—?
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123. Uh, what were you thinking?
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124. Uh, I don't know. Five hundred, max?
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125. We don't usually service
that level of action...
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126. but, uh, I hate
to turn away a new customer.
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127. The thing is we might not have
enough cash here to settle you.
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128. Oh, uh, well, that's okay.
You can just, uh, pay me tomorrow.
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129. - All right. How much you want?
Five dimes.
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130. - Jeff.
You had to do it, didn't you?
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131. Make me look like I'm at the kiddie table.
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132. - If the shoe fits, kid. Come on.
Fucking rich man.
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133. - What denomination?
- What denomination?
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134. Um, how about, uh, three Puerto Ricans,
two Chinks and a Guinea?
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135. - I don't care. Mix it up. Whatever you want, heh.
- What about a Swahili? Jesus.
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136. I don't know what that is.
You're starting to upset me.
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137. You got your own chips, huh,
with your name on there? This is no joke.
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138. We used to use the, uh, Bicycle Poker Chips,
the kind that you could get at a deli...
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139. then some kid started sneaking
in additional funds.
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140. - Who's that? Moyshe?
- No, no. Some kid up the block.
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141. Fucking Moyshe.
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142. - So that's a nice car you have there.
- Thanks. A Ferrari.
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143. Yeah.
It's a 355, six-speed transmission, right?
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144. Yeah. It's a synchromesh.
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145. - I love it.
Nice.
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146. Yo, shit is yellow, B.
Rizzy's the color, nugga.
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147. Yellow's filthy, kid. Come on.
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148. It's Big Bird mode.
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149. - Heh.
All right, uh, place your bets.
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150. - Hey.
- You are late.
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151. I know. Sorry.
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152. Your father is really upset.
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153. He won't tell me what it is.
I just wanted to warn you.
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154. He's upset.
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155. Hey.
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156. - What's up, Seth?
- How you doing? How's school?
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157. It's all right.
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158. That's a good question.
You wanna tell us what happened?
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159. - We didn't know if you were still coming.
- Oh, yeah. The traffic was crazy.
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160. So?
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161. Do you wanna wait till after dinner
to talk about it or—?
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162. Yeah, let's eat first.
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163. Answer the question, Seth.
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164. Well, I dropped out.
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165. You wanna tell us why?
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166. Well, I gave it a year, Dad,
and it's just not for me.
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167. I see. So that means you've been lying
to us for six months.
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168. Six months, Seth.
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169. "School's fine, Dad.
My grades are good, Dad."
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170. All right, let's just leave that for a second.
Uh, so you dropped out.
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171. That means you haven't been getting
your student loan checks, right?
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172. Is that right?
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173. How are you making the rent every month,
Seth?
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174. Well, I'm running a business
and I'm just earning a living.
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175. Earning a living?
Is this what you call earning a living?
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176. MRS. Ah!
Is that earning a living, huh?
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177. - Marty, are those drugs?
- Yes.
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178. - Yes, those are drugs?
No, Mom.
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179. This is an honest living.
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180. And you can ask any one
of my customers.
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181. Customers? What is that customers?
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182. They're children of people
in this community.
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183. How do you think I got these?
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184. Anyway, it's illegal.
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185. You're running a backdoor card game,
Seth.
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186. I mean, how do you think this reflects
on me? I'm a judge, for chrissake.
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187. Are you listening to me?
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188. I'm gonna be honest with you.
I, uh, think you're running a good business.
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189. I think you're a smart kid
and pulling in some real cash.
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190. But I gotta tell you, man,
this is risky fucking business, you know?
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191. You really honestly plan
on dealing cards to college kids...
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192. when you're fucking 35?
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193. You don't think you're gonna get pinched
in the next couple years?
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194. I mean, maybe it's time to start thinking
about down-the-line time, you know?
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195. So you want me to come work for you?
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196. What? I guess it will be like, uh, retribution
for me taking all your money here?
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197. First of all, I am not done with you here,
all right?
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198. And, no, you're only gonna work for me
a short time. You pass the Series 7.
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199. You know, you learn the ropes.
You're on your own.
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200. Yeah, ask Adam, man. He'll tell you.
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201. It's good.
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202. - It's good?
- Yeah.
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203. I'm gonna be blunt, you know. I mean,
we're talking about millions of dollars.
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204. I was making good money with the casino...
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205. but these guys were macking it hard.
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206. That's the level I wanted
to be operating on.
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207. So I drove out to Long Island, way out.
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208. The office was a good hour away
from Wall Street.
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209. Somebody forgot to tell the guys
who worked there, though.
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210. They looked and acted like they took
the 6 train to Fulton Street every morning.
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211. But it wasn't Wall Street. It was Exit 53
on the Long Island Expressway...
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212. a good hour
from the New York Stock Exchange.
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213. No. You don't want out now.
Exactly right.
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214. I'm telling you.
This stock is going to 30, all right?
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215. I'm invested very heavily myself.
We just stay put.
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216. I don't know
if you've ever purchased IPO before.
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217. We have this company
that's going to market.
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218. We have to move on this now.
This is gonna happen next week.
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219. We don't wanna marry this stock.
We're in, we're out.
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220. You don't buy stock over the phone?
How do you do it?
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221. Smoke signals? Telepathy?
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222. World leaders solve problems
over the phone.
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223. I'm not a Charles Schwab.
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224. I don't need your business. I value it.
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225. I'm successful to the point
where I don't need to chase your business.
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226. Hey, kid, get the fuck out of here!
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227. —right now.
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228. Yeah, I know.
- Over here.
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229. - Oh, have they started interviewing yet or—?
- No.
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230. Oh, do you know
how long it's gonna be?
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231. You'll all be going in together.
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232. Oh, but I thought this was, like,
an interview?
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233. It is. It's, um, a group interview.
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234. You'll see.
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236. Yeah. I know.
- All right.
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237. Hey, what is this for? What is this?
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238. No, man. You're a male.
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239. - Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Group interview, my ass.
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240. It was like a Hitler Youth rally,
in retrospect.
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241. The guy who pitched us, Jim Young,
was the head recruiter.
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242. Okay, guys. Let's go.
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243. Between him and Michael, honestly...
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244. they could sell bubble gum
in the lockjaw ward at Bellevue.
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245. Sorry, man. That's my seat.
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246. - Shit. I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
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247. Don't worry about it.
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248. Fucking dumb-ass.
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249. Get the fuck out of here.
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250. - What?
- Don't talk to me. Don't look at me.
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251. Just pick your ass out of that Italian leather
chair and get the fuck out of this room.
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252. Right now.
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253. Come on. Let's go, schlepp rock.
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254. Out.
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255. Go ahead, sit down.
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256. We expect everyone here to treat their
coworkers with a certain level of respect.
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257. Before we get started, I have one question.
Has anyone here passed a Series 7 exam?
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258. - I have a Series 7 license.
- Good for you. You can get out too.
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259. What? Why?
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260. We don't hire brokers here.
We train new ones.
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261. That's it, Skippy. Pack your shit.
Let's go.
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262. Okay. Here's the deal.
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263. I'm not here to waste your time, okay?
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264. I hope you're not here to waste mine.
So I'm gonna keep this short.
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265. Become an employee of this firm, you will
make your first million within three years.
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266. Okay? I'm gonna repeat that.
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267. You will make a million dollars
within three years...
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268. of your first day of employment
at JT Marlin.
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269. There is no question as to whether
or not you'll become a millionaire here.
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270. The only question
is how many times over.
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271. You think I'm joking?
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272. I am not joking.
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273. I am a millionaire.
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274. It's a weird thing to hear, right?
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275. I'll tell you.
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276. It's a weird thing to say.
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277. I am a fucking millionaire.
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278. And guess how old I am.
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279. Twenty-seven.
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280. You know what that makes me here?
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281. A fucking senior citizen.
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282. This firm is entirely comprised
of people your age, not mine.
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283. Lucky for me, I happen to be very fucking
good at my job or I'd be out of one.
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284. You guys are the new blood.
You're gonna go home with the kessef.
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285. You are the future big swinging dicks
of this firm.
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286. Now, you all look money-hungry
and that's good.
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287. Anybody tells you money is the root
of all evil doesn't fucking have any.
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288. They say money can't buy happiness?
Look at the fucking smile on my face.
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289. Ear to ear, baby.
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290. You want details? Fine.
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291. I drive a Ferrari, 355 cabriolet.
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292. What's up?
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293. I have a ridiculous house
in the Southfork.
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294. I have every toy you could possibly imagine
and best of all, kids, I am liquid.
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295. So now you know what's possible.
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296. Let me tell you what's required.
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297. You are required
to work your fucking ass off at this firm.
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298. We want winners here, not pikers.
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299. A piker walks at the bell.
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300. A piker asks how much vacation time
you get in the first year. Vacation?
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301. People come and work at this firm
for one reason:
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302. To become filthy rich. That's it.
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303. We're not here to make friends.
We're not saving the manatees here.
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304. You want vacation time?
Go teach third grade, public school.
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305. Okay.
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306. First three months at the firm
are as a trainee.
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307. You make $150 a week.
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308. After you're done training,
you take the Series 7.
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309. Pass that, you become a broker,
open accounts for your leader.
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310. You open 40 accounts, you start working
for yourself. Sky's the limit.
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311. A word or two about being a trainee.
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312. Friends, parents, other brokers,
they're gonna give you shit. It's true.
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313. A hundred fifty dollars a week?
Not a lot of money. But pay them no mind.
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314. You need to learn this business
and this is the time to do it.
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315. Once you pass the test,
none of that's gonna matter.
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316. Your friends are shit.
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317. Tell them you made 25 grand,
they're not gonna believe you.
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318. Fuck them. Fuck them.
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319. Parents don't like the life you lead?
"Fuck you, Mom and Dad."
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320. See how it feels when you're making
their fucking Lexus payments.
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321. Now, go home and think about it.
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322. Think about whether
or not this is for you.
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323. If you decide it isn't,
it's nothing to be embarrassed about.
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324. It's not for everyone.
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325. Ahem. Thanks.
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326. But if you really want this...
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327. you call me on Monday and we'll talk.
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328. Just don't waste my fucking time.
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330. Okay.
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331. Hank, I need a side—
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332. - Hi.
Hi.
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333. So, what's up?
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334. - How you doing?
- I'm fine, Seth.
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335. Come on. What's on your mind?
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336. Oh, I just feel bad about the way things
went at the house last week, you know.
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337. I just— I mean, I just don't feel like
we get anywhere when we talk at home.
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338. Well, I don't know
that there's anything to talk about.
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339. Can I get you anything to drink?
- No. I'm fine, thanks.
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340. I mean, you dropped out of school, Seth.
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341. You're running an illegal casino
out of your apartment.
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342. You're putting my career at risk.
What is there to talk about, Seth? Tell me.
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343. Well, I just— I don't know
why we can't just discuss this.
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344. I mean, maybe you're just not seeing
my side.
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345. Your side? What side, Seth?
You're doing wrong.
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346. I'm not your friend.
That's your mother's racket.
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347. I'm your father.
I tell you when you screw up.
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348. What did you think I was gonna do?
Pat you on the back?
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349. Tell you
what a great entrepreneur you are?
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350. So, what do you want me to do, Seth?
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351. If I would have called
my father to meet me for a cup of coffee...
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352. to talk about my screw-ups,
he probably would have laughed.
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353. We didn't have nice little chats about
why I was a bad boy. I got smacked.
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354. And I didn't do it again. Much simpler.
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355. Look, you know, I'm just trying to restore
what's left of our relationship.
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356. - I mean—
- Relationship?
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357. What the fuck are you talking
about, relationship?
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358. What, are we dating?
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359. I'm not your girlfriend. I'm your father.
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360. Clean up your life,
make an honest living...
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361. and then you and I can talk
like normal people, all right?
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362. - Hey, Seth.
- Hi. How you doing?
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363. Abby.
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364. Oh, yeah. I know. And— I forgot.
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365. No, it's okay. I never told you.
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366. Besides, the other day,
you looked a little frazzled...
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367. so I didn't think
you'd remember anyway.
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368. Today's my first day.
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369. - No shit?
- Yeah.
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370. - See you.
- See you.
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371. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
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372. No.
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373. No, that's not how it works.
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374. Look, if I was asking you
to own 5 or 10,000 shares...
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375. of some pink-sheet,
bullshit company with negative earnings...
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376. I'd tell you to hang up the phone,
call your local broker and short the stock.
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377. I wouldn't expect your business.
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378. But, Don— Don, I am bringing you...
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379. - ... a 60-year-old company...
- Seth. It's not your table.
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380. on the verge of a major FDA
landmark approval. It's like the cancer pill.
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381. It's— No. It's a cancer pill.
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382. No, Don, it's not Propecia P.
It is the cancer pill.
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383. Oh, Donald, please take a chance.
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384. You look pretty.
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385. Thank you.
Copy !req
386. So you wanna tell me
where the fuck you were last night?
Copy !req
387. - Not particularly.
- Okay.
Copy !req
388. This is for you.
Copy !req
389. Um, you know, I don't know
how to better explain this to you...
Copy !req
390. but it's over, okay?
Copy !req
391. Okay.
Copy !req
392. I disagree.
Copy !req
393. Hang on a second. Here you go.
Copy !req
394. What's up with this guy? Is he in?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
395. What's going on?
Copy !req
396. Hey.
Copy !req
397. These are the D&B cards.
These are our leads.
Copy !req
398. - Morning.
- Every one of these cards is an opportunity.
Copy !req
399. These are good leads.
People on these cards buy stock.
Copy !req
400. Your job is to call them,
get them interested in the firm.
Copy !req
401. You're not selling stock yet,
you're selling the dream.
Copy !req
402. Tell them that in a month from now...
Copy !req
403. a senior broker's gonna call them back
with an idea.
Copy !req
404. Wait. So who are these people?
Copy !req
405. Average client's 45 years old,
from the Midwest...
Copy !req
406. $150,000 annual income, 1 million net,
has a local broker...
Copy !req
407. but loves a hotshot New Yorker
who sounds good on the phone.
Copy !req
408. So the card won't tell you that.
Copy !req
409. It only has name, address
and occupation.
Copy !req
410. So you gotta feel them out, see?
Copy !req
411. "Peter Davis, vice president,
Parks Telecommunications."
Copy !req
412. The guy's probably a fucking whale.
Copy !req
413. So feel him out, see what he's playing with.
Truth is, it doesn't matter these days.
Copy !req
414. With the Dow where it is now,
everybody wants a piece of the market.
Copy !req
415. I can close anyone anywhere
in the country.
Copy !req
416. Give me a phone number.
Copy !req
417. I have John Duncklee on three.
- Not now. I'll call him.
Copy !req
418. Now, once you qualify the guy,
you send him a press packet.
Copy !req
419. It will be easy and it will get you
comfortable on the phone, which is key.
Copy !req
420. This entire business revolves
around the phone.
Copy !req
421. Play the numbers.
This is a contact sport.
Copy !req
422. Meaning the more people you contact,
the better you'll do.
Copy !req
423. I mean, a good broker makes
over 700 calls a day.
Copy !req
424. What? What's the phone bill like here?
Copy !req
425. This month was approaching 400,000.
Copy !req
426. Listen to me.
Even though you're not selling stock yet...
Copy !req
427. I want you to remember the coda
that we have here, okay?
Copy !req
428. - Did you see Glengarry Glen Ross?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
429. Okay. Do you remember ABC?
Copy !req
430. Yeah. Always be closing.
Copy !req
431. That's right. Always be closing.
Telling's not selling.
Copy !req
432. That's the attitude you wanna have,
okay?
Copy !req
433. There's two rules you have to remember
as a trainee.
Copy !req
434. Number one:
We don't pitch the bitch here.
Copy !req
435. What?
Copy !req
436. We don't sell stock to women.
We don't do it.
Copy !req
437. Nancy Sinatra calls,
tell her you're sorry.
Copy !req
438. They're a pain in the ass,
you'll never hear the end of it.
Copy !req
439. They'll call you wanting to know
why the stock is dropping.
Copy !req
440. God forbid the stock should go up.
Copy !req
441. You'll hear from them every 15 minutes.
Copy !req
442. - Not worth it. Don't pitch the bitch.
- Don't pitch the bitch.
Copy !req
443. Okay. Number two:
Don't write wood, all right?
Copy !req
444. Trainees are anxious
to get off the phone...
Copy !req
445. they steamroll the guy into getting
the press packet so they can hang up.
Copy !req
446. I call back and I'm like,
"You spoke to a junior associate of mine."
Copy !req
447. The guy's like, "Not interested. Bye."
That's a shitty lead, okay?
Copy !req
448. That's fucking wood.
The info we send is bullshit, all right?
Copy !req
449. The most important part of the call is
telling them you have that one great idea...
Copy !req
450. and that a senior broker's
gonna call them back.
Copy !req
451. This way, they don't think we fire off
a million recos a day.
Copy !req
452. We don't want clients thinking you're
pitching them something in Journal.
Copy !req
453. - Yeah. Right.
- Okay, so no wood.
Copy !req
454. - I'm serious. No wood.
- All right. All right. Take it easy.
Copy !req
455. Hey...
Copy !req
456. don't even start that fucking shit with me,
okay?
Copy !req
457. I'm telling you what's expected of you
and what your job is.
Copy !req
458. I'm trying to make your job easier, okay?
Copy !req
459. Don't give me any of that fucking lip.
Copy !req
460. Okay. Okay, so then— Okay, so fine.
Copy !req
461. What, uh, happens if the guy wants
to buy stock right then?
Copy !req
462. Now you're talking. You wanna go
into every call expecting just that.
Copy !req
463. Somebody wants a recommendation,
put the guy on hold, stand up...
Copy !req
464. and yell "reco."
Copy !req
465. First senior broker who gets on the horn
gets the sale.
Copy !req
466. - Sound good?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
467. Okay.
Copy !req
468. That suit's dog shit.
Copy !req
469. Get a new suit.
Copy !req
470. No, Ma. I told you.
Copy !req
471. No, I'm not a broker yet. I'm a trainee.
I still have to pass my Series 7 test.
Copy !req
472. MRS.
Please. You're a stockbroker.
Copy !req
473. You wear a suit to work every day,
don't you?
Copy !req
474. Yeah.
Copy !req
475. So, what are we arguing about?
Copy !req
476. Thanks, Ma.
Copy !req
477. You're doing great, Seth.
Copy !req
478. You're working your way up
from the bottom. Never easy.
Copy !req
479. What did Dad say about it?
Copy !req
480. He's very happy. Shocked, but very happy.
Copy !req
481. He's waiting for you to call him.
Copy !req
482. - Why doesn't he just call me?
- One miracle at a time, okay, sweetie?
Copy !req
483. All right.
Copy !req
484. Mom?
MRS.I'm in bed.
Copy !req
485. How you doing?
MRS. Hi, baby. How was work?
Copy !req
486. I know you're not staying at home
with a bag of cash waiting for me to call.
Copy !req
487. I'm not some 18-year-old
selling the cure for AIDS.
Copy !req
488. I'm 46, I have 22 years of market experience.
Copy !req
489. I know this business.
Copy !req
490. So pick up your skirt, grab your balls
and let's make some money.
Copy !req
491. Here you go, Greg.
Copy !req
492. I hope this is better
than the last batch of shit you gave me.
Copy !req
493. - Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy.
- What?
Copy !req
494. I don't want you to yell "reco." You know
what you should yell? "Timber." Yeah.
Copy !req
495. Mr. Fucking Wood.
I hear you fucking making your calls.
Copy !req
496. It's bullshit, all right?
Copy !req
497. If you want them off the phone so bad,
why don't you hang up?
Copy !req
498. You should get them excited.
You know, excited?
Copy !req
499. They should beg for a broker
on the first call. Shit.
Copy !req
500. Yeah. Uh, Howard Young, please.
Copy !req
501. Seth Davis over at JT Marlin.
Copy !req
502. No, he's not expecting my call. No.
Copy !req
503. - Okay. I'll— Yeah. I'll call him.
- Goodbye. Goodbye.
Copy !req
504. - Hang up. Hang up the phone.
- That's nice for you to do that for me.
Copy !req
505. There's gonna be a lot of these
regardless of how good you are...
Copy !req
506. but you happen to suck big,
fat-ass rhinoceros dick. Heh.
Copy !req
507. Well, thank you.
That's, uh, confidence-inspiring.
Copy !req
508. I got this friend who runs this other firm.
He hands out this book to new trainees.
Copy !req
509. It's called a rebuttal book.
It looks like a little Filofax.
Copy !req
510. It's got these, uh, index tabs...
Copy !req
511. but instead of having letters like A to B,
G to H, it has all these different, uh, things like:
Copy !req
512. "My wife won't let me" or, uh, you know,
"I'm not in the market right now"...
Copy !req
513. or, "Send me a prospectus."
It has a rebuttal for any excuse.
Copy !req
514. That's stuff you have to learn later.
Copy !req
515. The most important thing
you gotta know right now...
Copy !req
516. is you can be whoever you wanna be
on the phone. You know what I'm saying?
Copy !req
517. I mean, who cares?
Do what you gotta do.
Copy !req
518. Change your last name.
Copy !req
519. Say you're the fucking vice president.
Copy !req
520. You know? Who cares? Just get
the cocksucker on the line, you know?
Copy !req
521. Yeah, but how can I do shit like that?
Isn't there a compliance officer here?
Copy !req
522. No. No, man. Everybody does that shit.
Are you kidding?
Copy !req
523. Even on Wall Street.
What are you talking about? John there?
Copy !req
524. That guy works for us.
The guy's a fucking chimp. Look at him.
Copy !req
525. The only work he's doing is making sure
my lunch is still hot when it gets here.
Copy !req
526. I mean, he's only here
because the SEC requires it.
Copy !req
527. It's the easiest job in the world.
Copy !req
528. Oh, look. I think he's actually masturbating
right now.
Copy !req
529. Stay the fuck away from her.
Copy !req
530. Yeah.
Copy !req
531. Holy shit, you slut. You made the call.
Copy !req
532. Oh, no. Don't you dare.
Copy !req
533. Get your filthy one-race paws
off my money. Don't even try it.
Copy !req
534. What did you bet? A month's commission?
Copy !req
535. Yeah, and yours too.
Copy !req
536. - How do you get away with this?
- I'm a Jew, I have the mind of a champion.
Copy !req
537. See this?
Hmm.
Copy !req
538. Here, kid.
Go get a tan and some Rogaine.
Copy !req
539. Watch out for this.
- Fucking A.
Copy !req
540. The only bookie in New York
that delivers FedEx.
Copy !req
541. When are you gonna take the test, Seth?
Copy !req
542. Um, well, you know,
after the training program's over.
Copy !req
543. They really want you to get a good idea
of how things work there...
Copy !req
544. before you take the Series 7,
but it's a great system.
Copy !req
545. I'm learning a lot.
Copy !req
546. Are you gonna be rich?
Copy !req
547. - Oh, God willing.
- Ha, ha.
Copy !req
548. I hope so.
Copy !req
549. How come I've never heard of this firm?
Copy !req
550. Um, I don't know. I'd— Um...
It's a smaller firm, I guess.
Copy !req
551. You know, there's a million others like it
you probably never heard of.
Copy !req
552. I ask because I would've thought
that you would've, you know, just joined...
Copy !req
553. a firm like Goldman Sachs
or something of that stature.
Copy !req
554. - Marty, what are you starting for?
- What?
Copy !req
555. No, no. Ma, it's okay.
Copy !req
556. Um, the reason is, Dad...
Copy !req
557. that the larger houses don't really like
to hire kids straight out of college...
Copy !req
558. you know, unless you went
to an Ivy League school...
Copy !req
559. or, uh, you wanna do cash-flow analysis
for the next 15 years, you know.
Copy !req
560. Um, they usually like you to work outside
their firm for a couple of years...
Copy !req
561. just to get a good sense
of the marketplace.
Copy !req
562. But most all brokers usually start out
in little firms like JT Marlin.
Copy !req
563. That's great. See?
Copy !req
564. He answered the question.
That was easy.
Copy !req
565. So now all you have to do
is close the casino, right?
Copy !req
566. MRS.
Marty, we talked about this.
Copy !req
567. What are you giving me looks for?
Copy !req
568. MRS. Didn't we talk about this?
What?
Copy !req
569. - I just—
MRS. This was a celebration.
Copy !req
570. You know what?
I gotta, um, go meet somebody.
Copy !req
571. I love you, Ma.
Copy !req
572. See you. See you later.
Copy !req
573. MRS.
Nice job, Marty.
Copy !req
574. Originally, I got in for the cash.
Copy !req
575. But getting my dad's respect,
that's what kept me there.
Copy !req
576. Yeah, so he took some parting shots
from time to time. Whatever. I didn't care.
Copy !req
577. Not really.
Copy !req
578. The point is,
I had to adapt to this new world.
Copy !req
579. I didn't really know any of these guys.
Copy !req
580. What I did know
is they had all the money in the world...
Copy !req
581. and not a clue what to do with it.
Copy !req
582. I've got a present for Mr. Gekko.
What makes you think it's his birthday?
Copy !req
583. Well, it's in the Bible, you see?
You better go buy him a gift.
Copy !req
584. Please, Natalie. Let me give this to him.
Copy !req
585. Cuban cigars, his favorite.
Very tough to get.
Copy !req
586. Please, Natalie.
Copy !req
587. Stay here. I'll see what I can do.
Copy !req
588. Seth, what's up, man?
Copy !req
589. Wait outside.
Copy !req
590. Thought you weren't gonna make it.
Sit down. Grab a slice. Have a beer.
Copy !req
591. What's up?
Copy !req
592. Think he fucked Hannah
or Sheen fucked her?
Copy !req
593. Both of them.
- Did he just move in?
Copy !req
594. He's been here eight months.
Copy !req
595. Well, life all comes down
to a few moments.
Copy !req
596. This is one of them.
- This is one of them.
Copy !req
597. - Sheen was kind of a pimp.
- Oh, shut up, man.
Copy !req
598. Listen. Gekko's coming on.
Copy !req
599. What's going on?
Copy !req
600. I'm looking at 200,000 shares move, pal.
I wanna know if we're part of it.
Copy !req
601. We'd better be or I'll come down
and eat your lunch for you.
Copy !req
602. Back in two, Alex.
Copy !req
603. Look. I loved it at 40. Fifty?
Copy !req
604. It's an insult. Their analysts?
Copy !req
605. They don't know a preferred stock
from livestock.
Copy !req
606. They wait till it goes down
and like gumdrops and sperm counts...
Copy !req
607. This is the kid. Calls me 59 days in a row.
Copy !req
608. Wants to be a player.
Copy !req
609. Ought to be a picture of you
in the dictionary under persistent.
Copy !req
610. Now, listen,
I'm looking for negative control.
Copy !req
611. Okay? No more than 30, 35 percent.
Copy !req
612. Just enough
to block anybody else's merger plans...
Copy !req
613. and find out from the inside
if the books are cooked.
Copy !req
614. Looks this good on paper,
we're in the kill zone, pal. Lock and load.
Copy !req
615. Lunch? Oh, you gotta be kidding.
Lunch is for wimps.
Copy !req
616. Okay, Fidel, I'll talk at you.
Copy !req
617. Very good.
Copy !req
618. How do you do, Mr. Gekko? Bud Fox.
Copy !req
619. So you say, "Nice to meet you."
Copy !req
620. Hope you're intelligent.
Where'd you get these?
Copy !req
621. I got a connection at the airport.
Copy !req
622. Nice job, Mr. Clean.
Copy !req
623. Hey. Get the fuck off me.
Copy !req
624. I'm really busy, Seth.
- No. Look, I understand, doctor.
Copy !req
625. You know, I'm really busy here myself.
Copy !req
626. Look, we're gonna come back to you
in one month with one idea only.
Copy !req
627. You know, if you like what we have to say,
great. We'll do business. If not—
Copy !req
628. Worst-case scenario, you'll hear yourself
a new business idea—
Copy !req
629. - Whoever took that x-ray, it is useless.
- You'll chat with your buddies.
Copy !req
630. - We're gonna part as friends, right?
- What?
Copy !req
631. Are you working
with a million dollars now?
Copy !req
632. Who is this again?
Copy !req
633. Tell me something. You're a doctor.
Copy !req
634. Have you heard of a drug
called Phenodryl?
Copy !req
635. It's being manufactured
by MSC Pharmaceuticals.
Copy !req
636. - No.
- Well, listen. Listen, okay?
Copy !req
637. Listen, it's in the third stage
of FDA approval, all right?
Copy !req
638. Word is it'll be approved
within the next three months...
Copy !req
639. and it could be tomorrow,
for all I know.
Copy !req
640. But, you know, I'm getting ahead
of myself...
Copy !req
641. and you're real busy over there...
Copy !req
642. so why don't I send you out
the information you requested?
Copy !req
643. No. Wait, wait, wait. Forget the info.
Copy !req
644. Forget the info.
Let's talk about this now.
Copy !req
645. What was the name of that drug again?
Copy !req
646. Could you hold on for one second?
Copy !req
647. I'm gonna get a senior broker who's a little
more familiar with that particular stock.
Copy !req
648. All right? Hold on a second, okay?
One second.
Copy !req
649. Reco!
Copy !req
650. Got it.
Copy !req
651. Sorry.
Copy !req
652. Okay. So his name's Dr. Jacobs
and I'd say that he's definitely—
Copy !req
653. - Whoa, I don't wanna hear it, kid.
- Okay.
Copy !req
654. Hi, Dr. Jacobs?
Copy !req
655. - This is Chris Marlin over at JT Marlin.
- Marlin?
Copy !req
656. - Right. He's my father.
- He's my mother.
Copy !req
657. My associate tells me
you're interested in one of our stocks.
Copy !req
658. Your wife's on three.
I will call her back.
Copy !req
659. Uh, yes. MSC.
Sounds like it might be interesting.
Copy !req
660. Might be?
Copy !req
661. "Might be" doesn't sell stock
at the rate MSC's going for it.
Copy !req
662. - We're talking very high volume here.
- Well, I still have to run it by my people.
Copy !req
663. That's great, doc, if you wanna miss
yet another opportunity here...
Copy !req
664. watch your colleagues get rich
doing clinical trials...
Copy !req
665. then don't buy a share
and hang up.
Copy !req
666. Hold on a second.
I just wanna talk about it some more.
Copy !req
667. Honestly, doc, I don't have the time.
Copy !req
668. This stock is blowing up right now.
Copy !req
669. The whole firm's going nuts. Hold on.
Let me open up the door to my office.
Copy !req
670. Oh, my God, I'm gonna come!
Copy !req
671. See that, doc? That's my trading floor.
Copy !req
672. I have a million calls to make to a million
other doctors who are already in the know.
Copy !req
673. I can't walk you through this right now.
I'm sorry.
Copy !req
674. Okay, okay. Let's do this.
Copy !req
675. Now, since you're a new account,
I cannot go any higher than 2000 shares.
Copy !req
676. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
677. Two thousand?
Copy !req
678. Are you nuts? That is way beyond
what I was thinking. Two thousand?
Copy !req
679. Jesus.
Copy !req
680. I'm curious.
Why can't you sell me any more than that?
Copy !req
681. Well, we like to establish a relationship
with our clients on something small...
Copy !req
682. before we get
to the more serious trades.
Copy !req
683. Let me show you several percentage points
on this small trade...
Copy !req
684. then we'll talk
about doing future business.
Copy !req
685. That sounds good.
Copy !req
686. Give me the 2000 shares.
Copy !req
687. Done.
Copy !req
688. - You sure you can't do any better on this?
- I'm sorry, Dr. Jacobs. I can't.
Copy !req
689. All right. We'll start with this trade, then.
Copy !req
690. Great. I promise we'll swing for the fences
on the next one.
Copy !req
691. Do you want that confirmation sent
to your office or your mansion?
Copy !req
692. Very funny, Mr. Marlin.
Copy !req
693. Let me put my secretary on
and she'll take down your info.
Copy !req
694. It was a pleasure doing business with you.
Copy !req
695. Done and done.
Copy !req
696. Yeah, baby.
Copy !req
697. So, uh, why did you put a max on his buy?
Copy !req
698. - What?
- Why did you put a max on his buy?
Copy !req
699. - You didn't tell him how it works?
- He's a trainee.
Copy !req
700. - He doesn't need to know initial sell limits.
Right.
Copy !req
701. Make sure he shows you the ropes, kid.
Copy !req
702. He's too busy calling his bookie.
Copy !req
703. Fucking Hebrews, always looking out
for themselves and never the trainees.
Copy !req
704. Why don't go back to Little Italy?
Copy !req
705. Why don't you go make me a latke,
dreidel boy.
Copy !req
706. Abrams, look me up on the board.
Copy !req
707. The reason I capped him
is in case he's a piker.
Copy !req
708. See, we're gonna go
and front the money for this sale.
Copy !req
709. And if he doesn't send the check,
I'm holding the bag.
Copy !req
710. - Follow me?
- Right, right.
Copy !req
711. Last month, a kid on Jim's team
wrote a million-dollar ticket.
Copy !req
712. The stock was down three and a half points
by settlement.
Copy !req
713. - Kid took a quarter million dollar hit.
- Shit.
Copy !req
714. You know how much that hurts?
Copy !req
715. Besides,
the first sell just whets the appetite.
Copy !req
716. - If he's a whale...
- Hmm.
Copy !req
717. - ... which it looks like he is...
- Right. Right. Yeah.
Copy !req
718. then I'll get him on a day
when there's a rip.
Copy !req
719. - What's a rip?
- A rip. Commission.
Copy !req
720. That's why we work here.
Copy !req
721. We make huge rips.
Copy !req
722. No, I'm not— I don't—
I still don't know how it works.
Copy !req
723. - I— Okay. A 2-dollar rip...
- Mm-hm.
Copy !req
724. which is unheard
of anywhere on Wall Street...
Copy !req
725. - Right.
- ... means that we're walking away...
Copy !req
726. with $2 for every share we sell.
Copy !req
727. Real money.
Copy !req
728. That's opportunity.
Copy !req
729. Jesus, Greg,
you show him where bathroom is yet?
Copy !req
730. Seth,
I showed you where Chris' desk is, right?
Copy !req
731. - So— But wait—
- Richie.
Copy !req
732. - No. How does Michael afford that?
- Do something with this.
Copy !req
733. - I couldn't tell you.
- Heh, okay.
Copy !req
734. If he's doing it, he's making money on it.
Point is, service your client right...
Copy !req
735. and he'll be back for more.
Show him a 3-percent return...
Copy !req
736. and he'll trust you
to watch his kids for the weekend.
Copy !req
737. - Abby.
- Hey, Seth.
Copy !req
738. Hi.
Copy !req
739. You, um, wanna go get yourself a drink?
Copy !req
740. Yeah. Wait. Do you want anything?
Well, okay.
Copy !req
741. What is this?
This should be a big broker hangout.
Copy !req
742. Merrill Lynch, Salomon Brothers,
mad big-dick Steve. What is this place?
Copy !req
743. Looks like the fucking Christmas party
at Mutual of Omaha.
Copy !req
744. Yo, check this out.
Copy !req
745. Check.
Copy !req
746. Oh, my God,
would you look at these monkeys?
Copy !req
747. - So, um, who do you live with?
Mm.
Copy !req
748. You mean, is this little black girl
taking care of grandma...
Copy !req
749. because her mom is a crackhead?
Copy !req
750. Yeah, exactly.
I thought it was smack, though.
Copy !req
751. Right.
Copy !req
752. Wait, you gotta get ahold of that edge.
It's getting sharp.
Copy !req
753. I know. I know. It's just that, you know what?
I get so much shit at JT...
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754. that sometimes I have to just get
in that mode just to fend them off of me...
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755. you know?
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756. Yeah, I was gonna ask you.
Why are you there?
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757. It doesn't seem like the ideal working
environment for a black woman.
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758. No, it isn't. It's just that, I mean,
how many secretaries do you know...
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759. that make 80 grand a year?
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760. - One.
- Exactly.
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761. No, no, no, I gotta call the boss.
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762. - Hey, hey, look at this guy. Check it.
- No way.
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763. - Vito Corleone.
- Heh.
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764. You don't come all my life and then you
show up at my daughter's confirmation.
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765. Yeah, are you standing up or sitting down?
Now that's terrible.
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766. - How are you doing?
- Hey, what's up?
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767. - Hey.
- There you go.
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768. - Hey, are you guys looking for a broker?
- No.
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769. Who the fuck are you?
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770. - Easy.
- I'm not doing anything.
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771. I thought maybe you were looking
for somebody to invest with.
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772. - No. Yeah, we're fine. We are brokers.
- You are?
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773. Yeah.
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774. You guys with, uh, Jacoby & Jacoby? Heh.
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775. JT Marlin.
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776. Never heard of it.
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777. Hold on a second. Who are you?
What do you sell, car insurance?
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778. We're with this little firm downtown.
Maybe you've heard of us, J.P. Morgan.
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779. And I'm a black Negro.
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780. You know, I know JT.
It's a fucking chop shop.
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781. Named the firm so it sounds like ours.
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782. He knows that firm. It's a chop shop.
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783. They named the firm to sound like his.
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784. Is he fucking Yogi Biz?
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785. Shut the fuck up.
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786. - We're not bothering—
- What the fuck is with those suits?
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787. I mean, you guys look like
you're on Gotti's crew.
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788. - You look great, seriously.
- You have any idea who you're talking to?
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789. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Who are we ta—?
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790. - You don't know who?
- He's Vito and John Jr.
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791. I don't wanna get involved in this.
We're not bothering you.
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792. Hey, Patrick, call out the police.
Patrick, come on.
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793. It's my dad that's the mess.
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794. But that—
No, it's not really interesting conversation.
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795. What about you?
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796. Single mother, no money.
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797. And now I take care of her.
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798. What's wrong?
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799. She's, um, got chronic pneumonia.
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800. You know, she smoked for like 15 years
and now she's really sick and it's...
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801. She's just really happy that I have this job,
so that I can support both of us.
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802. - But it gets scary sometimes, you know?
- Yeah.
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803. What about your father?
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804. I don't wanna talk about my father either.
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805. - Ready?
- Mm-hm.
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806. Tell me a story.
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807. Well, what do you wanna hear?
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808. I don't know.
Tell me a story about your dad.
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809. Well, I have so many great ones.
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810. No, come on, tell me.
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811. All right, um...
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812. Well, I'm 10 years old...
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813. and I just got this new bike.
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814. It's a, uh, silver Mongoose,
you know, like BMX...
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815. and I'm, uh, skidding out in this puddle
like Starsky and Hutch, you know, like—
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816. All right, heh.
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817. And, uh, my foot slips...
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818. and the pedal spins around hard enough
to break my leg.
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819. - Oh, my God.
- But I don't fall off.
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820. I keep going down this hill
and I get really scared, you know?
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821. So I jumped off the bike
and I landed behind this parked car.
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822. And I was laying there
for a good half hour.
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823. And finally,
I hear my father's voice up the street...
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824. and he's calling my name,
and I was so happy...
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825. that he was coming to get me.
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826. And he comes around the car
and he sees me lying there.
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827. Mm-hm.
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828. I mean, there was, uh, blood everywhere.
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829. Anyway, I look up at him
and for the first time in my life...
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830. I see how much my father loved me.
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831. - Because he was completely frozen.
- Wow.
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832. And it— You know, it hurt him
to see me in that much pain.
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833. So he leans down over me
and, uh, he slaps me across the face.
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834. What?
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835. Why?
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836. I don't know.
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837. Maybe he was mad at me
for making him feel that helpless...
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838. or, uh, like, it was the only thing
that he could think of.
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839. I don't really care anymore.
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840. What I think of now is the look on his face
when he first saw me lying there.
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841. And that's what I remember.
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842. So that's what I miss.
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843. There's your story.
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844. Sorry.
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845. All right, I wanna talk to you guys
about appearance, okay?
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846. Because most of you dress like shit.
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847. I don't know your financial situation,
and I don't wanna know...
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848. but you gotta get yourself
at least one decent suit...
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849. because we have
a kind of a minimum level...
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850. of aesthetic professionalism here
that we have to maintain.
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851. In three months, you can outfit your closet,
but get something to hold you over.
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852. There's an important phrase
we use here.
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853. I think it's time you all learned it.
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854. Act as if.
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855. Do you understand what that means?
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856. Act as if you are the fucking president
of this firm.
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857. Act as if you got a 9-inch cock, okay?
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858. Act as if.
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859. To do that properly,
you need to at least look the part.
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860. So go get dressed.
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861. Secondly,
it's time to get your Series 7 books.
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862. Don't get nervous.
If you study, you'll pass.
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863. Then you begin trading
as an SEC-licensed broker.
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864. And then you're a fucking millionaire.
And it's just that simple.
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865. I need 300 bucks for the books...
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866. which will be returned
if and when you pass the exam.
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867. And I need that tomorrow.
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868. That is all.
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869. What are you? Last night's erection?
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870. Yeah, well, you know it, heh.
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871. - What's going on?
- We're moving to the big house, kids.
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872. Isaac here just closed a guy
for 30,000 shares of Farrow Tech.
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873. - We're on the big board.
- We're in there now?
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874. Who's out?
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875. Todd and company. Come on, let's go.
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876. Look, if you couldn't pull $3000 together...
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877. your name wouldn't be on my desk
during business hours.
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878. John, you're embarrassing me.
I'm pitching you.
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879. I'm actually embarrassed right now.
Bob, Bob, be rude. Hang up the phone.
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880. You won't. You wanna know why?
Because you see value.
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881. I am your kids' college fund.
What do you mean you're gonna pass?
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882. The only people making money passing
are NFL quarterbacks...
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883. - ... and I don't see a number on your back.
Take me off your list.
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884. Fine, fine, I'm gonna take you off my list
of successful people today.
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885. Hello?
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886. Hi, Mr. Davis, this is Ron
from The Daily News. How are you doing?
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887. - It's Davis and I'm not interested.
- I'm sorry to have bothered you.
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888. - Have a nice day.
- Wait a minute.
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889. Wait, that's your pitch?
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890. - You consider that a sales call?
- Well, um—
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891. I get a call from you every Saturday
and it's the same half-assed attempt.
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892. If you guys wanna close me,
you should sell me.
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893. All right.
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894. All right, start again.
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895. Okay. Hi, this is Ron from The Daily News.
How are you doing this morning?
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896. Shitty, what do you want?
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897. It's not what I want, sir,
it's what you want.
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898. Ron, now we're talking.
All right, what are you selling me?
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899. I'm offering a subscription to The Daily News
at a substantially reduced price.
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900. We're trying to reach out to people
that have never had home delivery.
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901. Right. So you're saying everybody who has
a subscription is getting fucked on this?
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902. Yeah, I guess so.
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903. All right. Well, I can handle that.
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904. So tell me, why should I buy your paper?
I mean, you know, I—
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905. I mean, why shouldn't I get the Times
or the Voice, you know?
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906. Village Voice is free, sir.
If you want it, you should pick it up.
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907. The Daily News offers you something no
other paper can, a real taste of New York.
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908. We have the best features, more photographs
than any daily New York.
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909. And we have the most reliable delivery.
What do you think?
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910. You know what I think, Ron?
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911. I think that was a sales call.
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912. Good job, buddy.
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913. So are you gonna buy a subscription?
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914. No, I already get the Times.
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915. - Booked, booked.
- No, I got a hundred against.
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916. - Book.
- Come on. Someone covers Greg.
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917. - Oh, I got you.
Hey!
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918. Everybody's fighting over here.
Good money here against Greg's roll.
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919. - Two hundred?
- Two hundred. All right.
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920. - Something slow, baby.
- Heh.
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921. Oh!
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922. Greg, you motherfucker.
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923. - What is that?
- All right.
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924. Who do you gotta ass-fuck to get a 10?
You know what I mean?
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925. There's a leprechaun in four.
- I'm taking off.
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926. Seth, I'm gonna go, uh, get some reserves.
You wanna come with me?
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927. - Yeah, yeah.
You want a shot?
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928. Roll a seven, baby. Come on, let's go.
- Oh, sorry.
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929. Quit staring and just apologize.
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930. Hey, hey.
He doesn't have to say shit, all right?
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931. Why don't you go back to your Heineken
and shut the fuck up, okay?
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932. Was I talking to you?
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933. No, you weren't. You were talking to him.
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934. You're talking to him,
you're talking to me and my crew, okay?
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935. Get the fuck out of here.
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936. What? What? Get the fuck out of here
before I put you in a mayonnaise jar, okay?
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937. Get the fuck out of here.
Fucking cocksucker.
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938. He's gonna cry like a little baby!
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939. Get him, Richie.
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940. I told you, little baby.
- Richie.
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941. Hey, Richie.
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942. I'm sorry!
Hey, buddy.
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943. Come on.
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944. You gotta realize. These aren't the kids
you and I grew up with.
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945. You remember in Hebrew school when
a shoving match was, like, a big deal?
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946. Mm-hm.
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947. Worst-case scenario,
somebody got their yarmulke knocked off.
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948. It's true, man. These guys are no joke.
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949. Yeah.
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950. They get all tanked up,
throw a quick fist.
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951. Some of them actually enjoy it. I mean,
like Richie. What the fuck is that, man? Heh.
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952. He probably thought I was being tough
back there with that guy.
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953. I was shitting in my pants.
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954. - Oh, I know. I saw that.
- Oh, great. Thanks.
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955. These fucking Guineas, man.
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956. Half of them do coke, they all drink,
zero capital, no fucking stability.
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957. They make all this money
and they're always living three steps ahead.
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958. It's just, heh—
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959. There's guys who work at the firm
that make like a million a year...
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960. and they can't get a car loan
because their credit's so bad.
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961. Everybody is just waiting
for the 15th of the month.
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962. They may have Porsche,
but don't have 10 bucks to put in the tank.
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963. - Yeah, no shit.
- It's nigger rich.
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964. What is this guy doing? Yo!
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965. - All right, thanks, man.
- Don't forget what I told you about Abby.
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966. I think she's trouble, you know?
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967. - Don't know what you're talking about.
- I worked there a long time...
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968. you know,
just looking out for my friends, so...
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969. I think she's a whore.
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970. I'm just telling you.
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971. Well, it's a good thing
you stopped dating her then, right?
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972. - I'll see you later.
- All right, see you.
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973. Of all the people at JT Marlin,
you picked this kid, Davis. Why?
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974. He's perfect. He's new,
so his loyalties don't run too deep.
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975. He also seems to be the smartest
of this last group of trainees.
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976. The rest of them are fucking idiots
compared to this kid.
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977. He used to run a full-time casino
out of his house in Queens.
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978. Now he just picks up the checks.
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979. He'll turn state's, no question.
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980. How are you gonna get to him?
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981. I'm working on that.
We started surveillance. We'll get to him.
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982. Hey, Jeff!
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983. Hey, Jeff, get up here.
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984. What's going on?
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985. One week I can understand,
but this is approaching five weeks now.
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986. The profits are down 40 percent
since the last week I was here full-time.
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987. I'm not you, Seth. I'm not gonna kill myself
for half the profit.
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988. You get to come in here
and pick up your money, and it sucks.
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989. Heh, what?
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990. Hey. Hey, you know what?
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991. This is my business.
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992. You used to make $10 an hour.
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993. Now you're making 1000 a week
and you're still not fucking happy?
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994. What the fuck is going on, Jeff?
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995. Nothing. You can check the tapes, man.
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996. I didn't say anything. Are you skimming?
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997. - No. No, I'm not skimming, all right?
- Are you?
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998. I mean, I can't handle a 24-hour gig
all by myself.
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999. This isn't fucking Denny's.
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1000. You know,
I'm trying to finish school here.
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1001. All right, all right.
So look, why don't you do this?
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1002. Why don't you take on another partner...
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1003. and you can split your share with him,
which I'll up to 65 percent...
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1004. and then you can go to school
during the day and work at night.
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1005. I...
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1006. I'm already doing that.
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1007. You are?
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1008. Yeah.
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1009. I took Dave on last month.
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1010. And you still can't fucking handle it?
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1011. - Man, it's a lot of work.
- Fuck!
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1012. Fuck.
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1013. All right, that's it. It's over.
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1014. I'm shutting it down.
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1015. And get those kids
out of my fucking house.
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1016. By delaying, you simply restrict
my ability to do my job.
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1017. - Good.
Am I? I'm not trying—
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1018. You know, I didn't get to where I am today
by losing my clients' money.
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1019. I wasn't implying that.
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1020. Put your confidence in myself
and JT Marlin.
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1021. And I'm telling you,
we'll never ask for it again.
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1022. Put your confidence in myself
and JT Marlin...
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1023. and I'm telling you,
you will never have to ask for it again.
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1024. Shut up.
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1025. Um...
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1026. Okay, let's do this.
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1027. Thank you. Thank you. Are you at work?
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1028. I'm gonna pass you on to my secretary.
You call me when the stock doubles.
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1029. Sheryl, make it so, baby!
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1030. All right, so I got into it.
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1031. Do you know how good it feels
to close someone?
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1032. To sell someone?
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1033. It's amazing.
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1034. What's going on?
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1035. Seth just closed this guy for 10 large.
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1036. Amazing.
See?
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1037. You see—? What are you doing?
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1038. You're one of us now.
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1039. You popped your cherry.
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1040. Hey, Seth.
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1041. - Come here a second.
- Yeah. Yes, sir.
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1042. Yes, sir.
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1043. What's up? Greg,
I just closed this huge account for you.
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1044. - Come here.
- Get away. What are you doing?
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1045. What the fuck are you doing?
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1046. - What is this, huh?
- Heh. What?
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1047. Who told you you could close accounts?
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1048. You just violated a major SEC regulation.
Do you know that?
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1049. You're a fucking trainee.
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1050. No, I— You know, I just figured I—
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1051. I figured I'd take the initiative...
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1052. and you know, make you some money.
I mean, I—
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1053. Greg, I was standing right next to him
the whole time.
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1054. I would've stepped in
if kid would have got in trouble.
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1055. Yeah, I mean—
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1056. You got a cannoli you can stick
in your mouth?
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1057. Got a menorah you can shove
in your ass?
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1058. Come on. Fuck him. Come on.
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1059. I don't even give a fuck
about the money, okay?
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1060. Know what would happen if trainees
started handling their recos?
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1061. Do you?
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1062. This shop would be closed in a week.
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1063. Wait. Is this about something else?
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1064. Oh, what would that be, huh?
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1065. Great.
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1066. Don't you have
to go answer the phones?
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1067. You know what? Fuck it.
We'll deal with this later.
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1068. Hey. Hey.
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1069. I'm trying to convince you.
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1070. Don't tell me that's why
I'm not hitting it anymore.
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1071. Oh, honey, you were never hitting it.
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1072. And he's not the reason, Greg. You are.
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1073. That was incredible.
Come on.
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1074. Jesus Christ, they're all the same.
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1075. What's the same?
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1076. Oh, my God. You scared me.
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1077. I'm sorry.
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1078. Wait. How long have you been
standing there?
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1079. Oh, I just walked up.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
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1080. No, no, that's all right.
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1081. Interesting reading?
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1082. This? No, this is just the, uh, prospectus
from the last IPO the firm put out.
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1083. I know. I was asking
if you thought it was interesting.
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1084. You might be the first person
to ever read a JT prospectus.
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1085. - Really?
- Yeah.
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1086. So, what were you looking for?
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1087. I was looking for some chocolate love.
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1088. You know what?
Would you like me to practice my pitch?
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1089. - Because I know it turns you on.
- Oh, God.
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1090. You know, I saw John Feiner shredding
a bunch of documents the other day.
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1091. Heh, what? You don't think that's weird?
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1092. You say you like the hard sell
and the money.
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1093. - Yeah?
- Yeah, and then you question it...
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1094. the minute you see something
that's a little bit off.
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1095. No, I'm serious.
Either you admit to yourself...
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1096. that it's not charity work and enjoy it,
or get out.
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1097. You cannot keep going
back and forth like this.
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1098. I mean, come on. It's ridiculous.
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1099. Can you buy a bigger bed
when you get some money, please?
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1100. How big is your bed?
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1101. Bigger than this one.
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1102. You have an even bigger bed?
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1103. Hello?
Hi, Harry.
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1104. Seth Davis over at JT Marlin.
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1105. - How you doing?
- Fine, thanks.
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1106. Uh, you got a call
from an associate broker of mine.
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1107. I wanted to know
if you enjoyed the information.
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1108. Uh, what information?
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1109. If you get much mail,
you brushed it aside.
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1110. But more importantly,
we made a commitment to get back to you.
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1111. Listen, I'm presenting you
an investment opportunity...
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1112. that you're gonna find interesting.
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1113. I'm not in the market for that right now.
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1114. Are you married or are you happy?
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1115. Uh, actually, I've been married for 10 years.
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1116. Oh, yeah. That's great.
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1117. Yeah, six years for me.
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1118. So, uh, listen,
are you playing the market at all?
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1119. Uh, well, I don't know about playing.
Um, I do own some blue chips.
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1120. They were gifts from our friends
in New York.
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1121. Well, listen, Harry.
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1122. We have an explosive situation going on
right now.
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1123. A pharmaceutical company,
Farrow Tech...
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1124. has a drug called Parattin
in the third stage of FDA approval.
Copy !req
1125. - What's it do?
That's a good question.
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1126. That's a very good question
and this is the best part.
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1127. It helps premature babies develop
properly.
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1128. - That sounds like a good drug.
- It is.
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1129. Those blue chips, what have they done
for you since you got married?
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1130. - Not that much.
- Well, you see...
Copy !req
1131. we deal in stocks that move.
Copy !req
1132. - Okay.
- Oh, yeah. They really move.
Copy !req
1133. I'd love to show you what I mean,
and I can do so on a small investment.
Copy !req
1134. I can't buy anything right now.
Copy !req
1135. My wife and I are getting ready
to buy a house...
Copy !req
1136. and, uh, we're trying to save
every last penny.
Copy !req
1137. Look, Harry, I don't care
how much stock you pick up.
Copy !req
1138. I want you to test me out.
Copy !req
1139. I want you to judge me
on the percentages I show you.
Copy !req
1140. I show you 30 or 40 percent...
Copy !req
1141. no matter how small your position is,
you're gonna get excited about my idea.
Copy !req
1142. - Right?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1143. Of course. You'd be handing out
my cards, wouldn't you?
Copy !req
1144. - Heh.
- Right?
Copy !req
1145. Do this. Pick up a hundred shares.
Copy !req
1146. It's the firm minimum, all right?
Copy !req
1147. I show you three or four points,
it's not gonna make you rich.
Copy !req
1148. On the same token,
if the stock doesn't go anywhere...
Copy !req
1149. you're not out with a cup in your hand.
Copy !req
1150. - No, that's true.
Look, Harry.
Copy !req
1151. The truth is, I could sell you
a lot more than a hundred shares...
Copy !req
1152. and feel completely comfortable
about the trade.
Copy !req
1153. But I'm asking you to start small
just to prove what I can do for you.
Copy !req
1154. All right. All right, let's try it.
Copy !req
1155. Great. So should I send the confirmation
to your business or your home?
Copy !req
1156. Yeah, um, I need to talk to my wife.
Copy !req
1157. - You don't need to do that.
I'll call back.
Copy !req
1158. - I'm going to lunch.
- I need to talk to her first.
Copy !req
1159. Harry, uh, you're at work right now,
aren't you?
Copy !req
1160. Yeah.
- So, what do you do for a living?
Copy !req
1161. I'm, uh, a purchasing manager
at a gourmet foods company.
Copy !req
1162. Does your job involve making decisions?
- Of course.
Copy !req
1163. When you're making these decisions,
you ask her what you should do?
Copy !req
1164. Of course not. But that's different.
Copy !req
1165. How is that different?
It's your money. You earned it.
Copy !req
1166. All you're doing is investing it.
I'm not selling crack here.
Copy !req
1167. She's gonna be happy that you've made
a wise investment for the family.
Copy !req
1168. Think of the flip side.
Your wife does the shopping...
Copy !req
1169. does she call you if she can use
a coupon for Cap'n Crunch?
Copy !req
1170. Now, come on.
Copy !req
1171. - That's not being fair because—
No, I know.
Copy !req
1172. Look, Harry.
Harry, I'm just trying to make a point here.
Copy !req
1173. Look. Look, we're not talking
about a lot of money here.
Copy !req
1174. And just think what she's gonna say
when you bring home a big, fat check...
Copy !req
1175. because you had the foresight
to see a good thing coming.
Copy !req
1176. All right.
Copy !req
1177. - Let's try it.
Good man, Harry.
Copy !req
1178. Look, you made a great decision,
all right? Hold on a second.
Copy !req
1179. Do it.
Copy !req
1180. Hello?
Yo.
Copy !req
1181. Hey, what's up?
Copy !req
1182. Hey, you passed the Series 7.
Decide where we're celebrating tonight.
Copy !req
1183. Well, I was thinking
that we should go to the city tonight...
Copy !req
1184. because we're always drinking
at those local bars.
Copy !req
1185. We should go to a decent bar
with some decent poo-poo.
Copy !req
1186. If I have to look at one more housewife
smoking Newport, I'm gonna fucking puke.
Copy !req
1187. Let me round up the guys. We'll pick you up.
Copy !req
1188. - All right.
- You got it.
Copy !req
1189. Okay, bye.
Copy !req
1190. This fucking guy probably got more rooms
in there than he's ever even been in.
Copy !req
1191. Look at it. It's fucking huge.
Copy !req
1192. Hey, Chris, why do you still live
with your mother?
Copy !req
1193. What do you mean?
Copy !req
1194. Well...
Copy !req
1195. I was wondering.
Copy !req
1196. Do you ever wonder
how we make the rips that we do?
Copy !req
1197. I mean, how is it that we make rips...
Copy !req
1198. that pay out more than
any other major firm?
Copy !req
1199. You're kidding me, right?
Copy !req
1200. That's the wrong— Heh.
Copy !req
1201. Seth, that's the wrong question
to be asking.
Copy !req
1202. - Why?
- The only thing...
Copy !req
1203. you should be worried about
is how you're gonna get laid tonight.
Copy !req
1204. No, I'm serious. Don't you—?
You know, don't you—?
Copy !req
1205. You know that SEC regulations state...
Copy !req
1206. that the maximum rip allowed
is, like, 5 percent of the sale...
Copy !req
1207. and we're making, like, four times that.
Copy !req
1208. You just passed your Series 7...
Copy !req
1209. - ... now you're an inspector or something?
- Ha, ha. No, no.
Copy !req
1210. - Aren't you happy with the way things are?
- Yeah, of course.
Copy !req
1211. No, I'm just curious.
I mean, you're not curious?
Copy !req
1212. Not at all.
Copy !req
1213. I like being a millionaire.
Copy !req
1214. And you will too, believe me.
Copy !req
1215. - What's up?
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1216. You need help?
Copy !req
1217. With what?
Copy !req
1218. Getting into the fucking child seat.
Come on, check off.
Copy !req
1219. Why did the feminist cross the road?
Copy !req
1220. To suck my fucking cock.
Copy !req
1221. That's funny.
Copy !req
1222. Damn straight.
Copy !req
1223. Order me another one.
Copy !req
1224. Who UAT'd this Budweiser for me?
- I did. What's up?
Copy !req
1225. I hate Bud. Send this back.
Give me your beer.
Copy !req
1226. - What's a UAT?
- Unauthorized trade.
Copy !req
1227. Uh-huh.
- So, Seth, anything killing you yet?
Copy !req
1228. All right, yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
1229. Come on.
- You know what I fucking hate?
Copy !req
1230. Is getting past the fucking secretaries.
Copy !req
1231. It doesn't matter if you're a broker.
It's a sales call and they know that!
Copy !req
1232. It's true.
They know that.
Copy !req
1233. I'm gonna open a firm.
Copy !req
1234. Yo, hold on a second.
You're opening things now?
Copy !req
1235. Kid just passed his fucking test,
now he knows the whole thing.
Copy !req
1236. What's wrong with you?
Copy !req
1237. You haven't even popped
your cherry yet.
Copy !req
1238. Hey, whatever.
Let's toast to Seth. Here you go.
Copy !req
1239. - Come on.
Come on. Toast it up.
Copy !req
1240. Highest Series 7 score this month.
Copy !req
1241. Yeah. Right here.
Copy !req
1242. Big dick, enjoy it while it lasts.
Copy !req
1243. Uh, hey. Hey.
Copy !req
1244. Uh, do you guys think you could just try
and keep it down some?
Copy !req
1245. You guys are at a 10.
Copy !req
1246. We could use you at a two.
Copy !req
1247. You gotta be kidding me.
- Sorry about that.
Copy !req
1248. Chelsea army.
Why don't you concentrate on food...
Copy !req
1249. - ... instead of us?
No, no, no.
Copy !req
1250. What are you eating, huh?
A tube steak smothered in underwear?
Copy !req
1251. - Please.
- Huh?
Copy !req
1252. Hey, great outfits. Hey, you guys
just coming from a city council meeting...
Copy !req
1253. or are you trying to get lucky
with the crowd?
Copy !req
1254. - Oh, no.
- It's funny, man.
Copy !req
1255. Hey.
Copy !req
1256. You know what they should do
with you guys?
Copy !req
1257. They should take all of you guys
and throw you all on a fucking island.
Copy !req
1258. Yeah. Hey, guess what?
Copy !req
1259. - What?
- You're on it.
Copy !req
1260. - No, no, no.
- He got a point.
Copy !req
1261. He got a big point.
Copy !req
1262. Way to go, girl.
Copy !req
1263. Here you go.
Copy !req
1264. You take it.
Copy !req
1265. Hey, uh, Harry, who's JT Marlin?
Copy !req
1266. Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I bought a little bit of stock.
Copy !req
1267. - Yeah? Well, what did you buy?
Mm-hm.
Copy !req
1268. It's this pharmaceutical company.
It's poised for a big jump.
Copy !req
1269. They make a new drug
that helps premature babies...
Copy !req
1270. survive the first three months.
Copy !req
1271. - Isn't that great?
- It's great. Yeah, that's great. Heh.
Copy !req
1272. So how much did you buy?
Copy !req
1273. Nothing crazy, Susan.
Copy !req
1274. Just a hundred shares.
Copy !req
1275. Uh, at what price?
Copy !req
1276. Eight dollars.
Copy !req
1277. It's okay. Relax.
Copy !req
1278. Okay, heh.
Copy !req
1279. So how'd you even know who to call?
Copy !req
1280. - Actually, he called me.
- Who did?
Copy !req
1281. Uh, Seth Davis, the broker.
Copy !req
1282. He's a really great guy.
Copy !req
1283. He's a family man, actually.
Copy !req
1284. Well, how did he get your name?
Copy !req
1285. I have no idea.
Copy !req
1286. - Doesn't that worry you?
- It's just— It's okay.
Copy !req
1287. Relax, all right?
Copy !req
1288. - Okay.
- It's a small investment.
Copy !req
1289. And I'm just testing this guy out.
Copy !req
1290. If he doesn't show us any gains on this
trade, I won't do business with him again.
Copy !req
1291. Okay.
Copy !req
1292. I don't know why the hell I walked in there.
Copy !req
1293. Things were going well for me.
Copy !req
1294. I had passed the Series 7
and was closing my 40 accounts for Greg.
Copy !req
1295. I didn't wanna go in.
Copy !req
1296. I really didn't.
Copy !req
1297. But part of me had to know what Michael
was doing in there the week before.
Copy !req
1298. Why would they be walking
into the building next door?
Copy !req
1299. The place was empty.
Copy !req
1300. I should have just let it go.
Copy !req
1301. Do we have parking?
Copy !req
1302. Yes.
Again? Why?
Copy !req
1303. I want the garage.
Copy !req
1304. Do we have the same security guy?
Yes.
Copy !req
1305. Are these hooked up?
- Yeah, all this stuff.
Copy !req
1306. If the heat comes, we have to jump.
How long to move the whole firm?
Copy !req
1307. - Everything.
- Under two hours.
Copy !req
1308. Under two hours, literally.
Copy !req
1309. - They'll be making calls that afternoon.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1310. All right. I gotta get back.
Copy !req
1311. I don't know if that's—
Copy !req
1312. My first thought was that
we were moving to nicer offices.
Copy !req
1313. Nice thought.
Copy !req
1314. I came to realize it was a quick out
for Michael if things got out of hand.
Copy !req
1315. Miss Halprin.
Copy !req
1316. Special Agent Drew. FBI.
Copy !req
1317. This is Agent Etkin.
Copy !req
1318. We'd like to talk to you
about your relationship with Seth Davis...
Copy !req
1319. and about your mother's health.
Copy !req
1320. Didn't take long to close 40 accounts.
Copy !req
1321. I was closing five a day, sometimes six.
Just killing it.
Copy !req
1322. Greg certainly didn't make it easy,
though.
Copy !req
1323. But I was focused.
Copy !req
1324. I was about to start making
the serious dough.
Copy !req
1325. I was about to be on my own.
Copy !req
1326. All right, at the house.
Copy !req
1327. Sheryl.
Copy !req
1328. Yes! My first whale,
my first account, my book, baby.
Copy !req
1329. Seth, I hate to bust in
on your little victory speech...
Copy !req
1330. but, uh, that's your 40th account.
Copy !req
1331. Right. I'm out of the junior program.
I don't work for you no more.
Copy !req
1332. No, that's true. You're out, but, uh...
Copy !req
1333. that account's mine.
Copy !req
1334. What? Fuck that. No, I keep the 40th.
Copy !req
1335. You don't even know.
Copy !req
1336. - No, you don't.
What?
Copy !req
1337. - Wait a minute. Is this about Abby?
- Heh.
Copy !req
1338. Are you that fucking bitter?
Copy !req
1339. Hey, I've made a lot of money for you in
three months, more than any other trainee.
Copy !req
1340. Okay. You're not listening to me, all right?
Copy !req
1341. I couldn't do it if I wanted to.
Copy !req
1342. I mean, what—? Heh.
Copy !req
1343. Rules are rules, man.
Copy !req
1344. Oh, man. Oh, man.
Copy !req
1345. Greg, don't be a dick.
You can bend the rules.
Copy !req
1346. I gave each one of my guys their 40th.
Copy !req
1347. - Come on.
- Do me a favor.
Copy !req
1348. Shut your fucking mouth.
Copy !req
1349. Okay? I'm not talking to you.
Copy !req
1350. You know what? You know what?
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Copy !req
1351. You're paying for it
more than you'd ever thought.
Copy !req
1352. You're on my team.
You understand that?
Copy !req
1353. I am not on yours.
Copy !req
1354. Don't you ever forget that, bitch.
Copy !req
1355. Yeah!
Copy !req
1356. - How's everybody doing?
Yeah!
Copy !req
1357. I just wanted to congratulate you all.
Copy !req
1358. For anyone not yet convinced,
these were the top dogs of the month:
Copy !req
1359. Jim Young, $280,000.
Copy !req
1360. Chris Varick, $205,000.
Copy !req
1361. And Greg Weinstein, $190,000.
Copy !req
1362. This month's gonna be bigger.
Copy !req
1363. It's actually gonna be
the biggest month we ever had.
Copy !req
1364. We've got a new issue
I wanna talk to you about, okay?
Copy !req
1365. It's called Med Patent.
Copy !req
1366. They just designed
the world's first retractable syringe.
Copy !req
1367. This means that nurses and doctors...
Copy !req
1368. will never again have to worry
about infection from dirty needles.
Copy !req
1369. This is not going to be an alternative
in the medical world...
Copy !req
1370. this is gonna be the standard.
Copy !req
1371. We all know that we're here
to make money...
Copy !req
1372. Yeah.
Copy !req
1373. but if we can do something good
like this, then it's all the better.
Copy !req
1374. Yeah.
Copy !req
1375. So I want you to go out
and buy yourselves a new car...
Copy !req
1376. or buy yourself a house.
Copy !req
1377. Go into debt.
Copy !req
1378. You are gonna make a million dollars
inside of six months.
Copy !req
1379. Yeah!
Copy !req
1380. Now, onto matters of recreation.
We're gonna be taking a class trip tonight...
Copy !req
1381. so call your moms
and tell them not to wait up.
Copy !req
1382. Yeah!
Copy !req
1383. We're players now, boys!
Let's celebrate. Salud!
Copy !req
1384. What's wrong?
Copy !req
1385. Nothing.
Copy !req
1386. Seth, I know you.
Copy !req
1387. Just work.
Copy !req
1388. It's your father, isn't it?
Copy !req
1389. No, no, everything is great with my dad.
Copy !req
1390. He's— You know, he's taking me out
to lunch next week on his request.
Copy !req
1391. Do you know how happy
that shit makes me?
Copy !req
1392. I do.
Copy !req
1393. You know, I mean,
it's all based on this job.
Copy !req
1394. This very legitimate, respectable job
that he can tell his friends about...
Copy !req
1395. - ... during the Yom Kippur appeal.
- Heh.
Copy !req
1396. But, you know, I'll take it. I mean— Heh.
Copy !req
1397. Oh, fuck.
Copy !req
1398. I'm so fucking close.
Copy !req
1399. You know? And I'm fucking it up.
I mean, I...
Copy !req
1400. How are you fucking it up?
Copy !req
1401. I went to the office, the Med Patent office,
this morning, and there isn't one.
Copy !req
1402. It's cardboard. There's nothing.
There's no employees.
Copy !req
1403. There's no research and development.
There's nothing.
Copy !req
1404. I found out
how Michael's making his money.
Copy !req
1405. We're selling stock for companies
that don't exist.
Copy !req
1406. Do you know what bridge financing is?
Copy !req
1407. No.
Copy !req
1408. Well, basically, it's a way to raise capital
for a company that's trying to go public.
Copy !req
1409. They get money from outside investors.
Copy !req
1410. They're the bridge.
Copy !req
1411. And it's perfectly legal
as long as there's no connection...
Copy !req
1412. between the investors and the firm.
Copy !req
1413. But Michael's fronting his friends
as the investors on every IPO we do.
Copy !req
1414. So that's why all the names
on the contracts are the same.
Copy !req
1415. Right. Then he has us push it all
on the open market.
Copy !req
1416. We're basically selling Michael's shares.
That's where the 2-dollar rips come in.
Copy !req
1417. He can pay us that much
and it's worth it for him...
Copy !req
1418. because he depends on us
to literally create the market for him.
Copy !req
1419. There's no other firm selling this shit.
It's all artificial demand.
Copy !req
1420. As soon as we sell off his position...
Copy !req
1421. there's no need
to maintain the inflated price anymore.
Copy !req
1422. - We stop pushing it and then—
- And then it crashes.
Copy !req
1423. Right.
Copy !req
1424. But, you know—
I mean, but how does that really affect me?
Copy !req
1425. I mean, no. I mean, I'm just selling stock.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Copy !req
1426. So I know now
how Michael makes his own money.
Copy !req
1427. And I know that I'm not working at
Goldman Sachs, but we already know that.
Copy !req
1428. So how does this really change
anything?
Copy !req
1429. I don't know, Seth.
Copy !req
1430. You tell me.
Copy !req
1431. What?
Copy !req
1432. Here we go.
Ha, ha.
Copy !req
1433. JT Marlin. How may I direct your call?
Copy !req
1434. I think I'll just talk to you.
Copy !req
1435. Why are you calling me here?
Copy !req
1436. Time's running out, Abby.
Copy !req
1437. I need to know what he's doing.
Copy !req
1438. You know what?
Copy !req
1439. I'm getting tired of this.
I don't even know why I talked to you.
Copy !req
1440. You have nothing on me.
Copy !req
1441. I'm gonna hang up this phone now.
Copy !req
1442. You're putting all the deals through.
Your signature's on every sell ticket.
Copy !req
1443. So go ahead, hang up.
Copy !req
1444. We'll send a car over for you
this afternoon.
Copy !req
1445. You gotta get to that point
and then you gotta be quiet.
Copy !req
1446. Goddamn it, you fucking guys!
Copy !req
1447. I'm gonna keep this short, okay?
Copy !req
1448. You passed your 7's over a month ago.
Copy !req
1449. Seth is the one that's opened
the 40 accounts for his team leader.
Copy !req
1450. When I was a junior broker,
I did it in 26 days.
Copy !req
1451. Okay? You're not sending out
press packets anymore.
Copy !req
1452. None of this
Debbie-the-Time-Life-operator bullshit.
Copy !req
1453. So get on the phones.
It's time to get to work!
Copy !req
1454. Get off your ass!
Copy !req
1455. Move around. Motions creates emotion!
Copy !req
1456. I remember I had this guy call me up,
wanted to pitch me.
Copy !req
1457. Right? Wanted to sell me stock.
So I let him.
Copy !req
1458. I got every fucking rebuttal. Kept him
on the phone for an hour and a half.
Copy !req
1459. I started asking him buying questions like,
"What's the firm minimum?"
Copy !req
1460. That's a buying question.
Right there, that guy's gotta take me down.
Copy !req
1461. It's not, "What's your 800 number?"
That's a fuck-off question.
Copy !req
1462. I was giving him a run and he blew it,
okay?
Copy !req
1463. To a question like, "What is
the firm minimum?" The answer is zero.
Copy !req
1464. You don't like the idea,
don't pick up a share.
Copy !req
1465. And this putz is telling me, you know,
uh, "100 shares." Wrong answer. No!
Copy !req
1466. You have to be closing all the time!
Copy !req
1467. And be aggressive, learn how to push.
Copy !req
1468. Talk to them. Ask them questions.
Copy !req
1469. Ask rhetorical questions. Doesn't matter.
Anything. Just get a yes out of them.
Copy !req
1470. "If you're drowning, I throw a life jacket,
would you grab it?"
Copy !req
1471. "Yes."Good. Pick up 200 shares.
I won't let you down."
Copy !req
1472. Ask them how they'd like
to see 30-, 40 percent returns.
Copy !req
1473. What are they gonna say?
"No"? "Fuck you"?
Copy !req
1474. "I don't wanna see those returns"?
Stop laughing. It's not funny.
Copy !req
1475. You can't learn how to close,
start thinking about another career.
Copy !req
1476. And I am deadly serious about that.
Copy !req
1477. Dead fucking serious!
Copy !req
1478. And have your rebuttals ready.
Copy !req
1479. Guy says, "Call me tomorrow." Bullshit!
Copy !req
1480. Somebody tells you they got problems
about buying 200 shares...
Copy !req
1481. is lying to you.
Copy !req
1482. You know what I say to that?
Copy !req
1483. I say, "Hey, look, man,
tell me you don't like my firm.
Copy !req
1484. Tell me you don't like my idea.
Tell me you don't like my fucking necktie!
Copy !req
1485. But don't tell me
you can't put together 2500 bucks.
Copy !req
1486. And there is no such thing
as a no-sale call.
Copy !req
1487. A sale is made on every call you make.
Copy !req
1488. Either you sell the client some stock
or he sells you on a reason he can't.
Copy !req
1489. Either way, a sale is made.
Copy !req
1490. The only question is, who's gonna close?
You or him?
Copy !req
1491. And be relentless.
Copy !req
1492. That's it. I'm done.
Copy !req
1493. When I tell you that this man
was a first-rate loser...
Copy !req
1494. I was saying, "What are you
doing getting involved with a divorcé?"
Copy !req
1495. Didn't work the first time,
it's not gonna work the sec— Your phone.
Copy !req
1496. - I should let you go. I'll scoot.
Yes.
Copy !req
1497. How you doing?
- Seth, uh, did you get my calls?
Copy !req
1498. Yeah. I'm sorry.
It's been crazy around here.
Copy !req
1499. What is happening with, uh, Farrow Tech?
It's down 5 points from when I bought it.
Copy !req
1500. And I think we should...
Copy !req
1501. - I wanna sell it.
- You wanna sell now? The stock's down.
Copy !req
1502. You don't make money
buying high and selling low.
Copy !req
1503. So, what's going on? You tell me why
we shouldn't just, you know, heh, get out now.
Copy !req
1504. Here's the deal. I told you
things would happen within 60 days.
Copy !req
1505. It's only been 20 so far,
but the situation is explosive...
Copy !req
1506. and I wanted to get you involved.
Copy !req
1507. That's why I haven't returned any calls.
I've been gathering information.
Copy !req
1508. Stock's down for tech reasons.
Copy !req
1509. It came off the restricted list,
but it's the same company.
Copy !req
1510. Farrow's been doing nothing
but signing more contracts.
Copy !req
1511. I'm telling you,
it's looking like our next big one.
Copy !req
1512. Hey, guys. Listen up.
Copy !req
1513. Harry, I'm sorry.
Can you hold on a second?
Copy !req
1514. Hey. Shut the fuck up!
Copy !req
1515. I just got word from Michael.
The rip on Farrow Tech is now $3.
Copy !req
1516. Harry. Harry, listen to this.
Copy !req
1517. I swear to God.
Copy !req
1518. Jesus Christ.
What's going on over there?
Copy !req
1519. See what I'm saying? People know.
The whole place is going nuts.
Copy !req
1520. It's already up a point,
it just came off the restricted list.
Copy !req
1521. I'm advising all my clients
to get in on this and heavy.
Copy !req
1522. You get the same stock
that we picked up at 8, only now it's at 4.
Copy !req
1523. Now, when it was at 8,
I told you it was going to 20.
Copy !req
1524. - You did.
- It's still going there.
Copy !req
1525. Even higher. This doesn't change anything
except that you'll be making more money.
Copy !req
1526. I liked it at 8. I love it at 4.
It's an average down for you.
Copy !req
1527. - A what?
- It's called dollar-cost averaging.
Copy !req
1528. If you own 100 shares at $10
and you pick up 100 at 5...
Copy !req
1529. that's 200 shares at 7.50 a share.
Your cost basis is lower.
Copy !req
1530. If I get you at 10, I take you out at 15.
Copy !req
1531. - How many points did I make you?
- Five.
Copy !req
1532. But if I get you at 7 and a half,
I take you out at 15.
Copy !req
1533. - That's 7 and a half points. That's better.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1534. Wait, let me close the door to my office.
One second, all right?
Copy !req
1535. I also have a bullet on it.
Copy !req
1536. A couple of days ago, Dan Dorfman on
CNBC put a heavy buy recommendation...
Copy !req
1537. on Farrow Tech.
Copy !req
1538. Listen to me, off the record, I just called
a broker friend at another firm...
Copy !req
1539. and had him pick me up 50,000 shares
under my sister-in-law's name.
Copy !req
1540. I'm gonna put all my kids through college
with this stock.
Copy !req
1541. I have a thousand more calls
I have to make.
Copy !req
1542. I have to call every one of my clients
and give them the opportunity.
Copy !req
1543. Remember when we first spoke?
Copy !req
1544. I told you that this firm
only has six or seven great ideas a year?
Copy !req
1545. Well, Harry, this is one of those ideas.
Copy !req
1546. I remember you saying something
about buying a house.
Copy !req
1547. - Yeah.
- Well, how'd you like to pay for it tomorrow?
Copy !req
1548. In cash.
Copy !req
1549. - You serious?
- Serious as cancer.
Copy !req
1550. Okay, all I have is the 50,000
from our savings account.
Copy !req
1551. Seth, you got a call on line three.
Copy !req
1552. Look, Harry, that's my secretary.
I have to go.
Copy !req
1553. What's it gonna be, Harry?
Copy !req
1554. This kid is really good.
Copy !req
1555. God, he's gonna go down hard.
Copy !req
1556. You think I wanna live in this apartment
the rest of my life?
Copy !req
1557. - Sometimes I wonder.
- I'm the one that got the raise.
Copy !req
1558. Try and remember I'm the one that goes out
every day and support this family.
Copy !req
1559. You can't keep using that shit, Harry!
Copy !req
1560. I told you that I would go out
and get a job.
Copy !req
1561. But you forbid it
and then you use it against me.
Copy !req
1562. - Look, Susan, we'll buy the house!
- With what?
Copy !req
1563. - That was our savings, remember?
The stock's gonna go up.
Copy !req
1564. - Seth promised—
No, get out of it.
Copy !req
1565. Sell it all tomorrow morning!
Copy !req
1566. Hey.
Copy !req
1567. I spoke to Howard Goldberg over
at Prudential.
Copy !req
1568. You lied again,
you unbelievable piece of shit.
Copy !req
1569. You lied to all of us.
Copy !req
1570. He told me about JT Marlin.
Copy !req
1571. It's a chop shop, Seth.
Copy !req
1572. You've been selling their shit
all this time.
Copy !req
1573. How many people have you fucked over?
Tell me. How many?
Copy !req
1574. All that bullshit about them wanting you
to know how the business works.
Copy !req
1575. The great training program. Remember?
Copy !req
1576. All the profits you've made
for your customers?
Copy !req
1577. Did you do anything for them, Seth? Tell me.
Did you make them any money at all?
Copy !req
1578. Oh, God, I'm done with you, Seth. This is it.
I've had it. I don't wanna see you again.
Copy !req
1579. I don't want you to come to the house.
I don't want you to call.
Copy !req
1580. This is worse than the casino, Seth.
You've been stealing.
Copy !req
1581. Look at me.
Copy !req
1582. You're destroying people's lives.
Copy !req
1583. I'm telling you. He's about to make a move.
Copy !req
1584. No. I can't afford to leave him out there
any longer.
Copy !req
1585. This girlfriend of his
may have already tipped him off.
Copy !req
1586. - He could run at any time.
- She hasn't, sir.
Copy !req
1587. How could you possibly know that?
Copy !req
1588. And if you're right
and she's so loyal to you...
Copy !req
1589. then why hasn't she given us
any information yet?
Copy !req
1590. I want Davis brought in
by the end of the week. Period.
Copy !req
1591. As you know, there's gonna be a lot of heat
coming because of what Farrow Tech did.
Copy !req
1592. Be smart on the phone.
Calm people down.
Copy !req
1593. The stock's dropped 86 percent
from yesterday's close.
Copy !req
1594. I don't want people dumping
their shares.
Copy !req
1595. Isaac? I got a Mr. Klastow.
He's super hot.
Copy !req
1596. Fuck, I gotta deal with this guy now?
Copy !req
1597. You wanna transfer your account?
Go ahead.
Copy !req
1598. You're gonna transfer to some broker
who doesn't owe you shit.
Copy !req
1599. Sorry we couldn't foresee this
when we came to you with the stock.
Copy !req
1600. I lost you $60,000. There is no one who wants
to make that back for you more than I do.
Copy !req
1601. I'll do that right away.
Copy !req
1602. When's the last time you closed something?
You couldn't close a fucking window, moron.
Copy !req
1603. What the fuck is this, huh?
What is this?
Copy !req
1604. You think I'm gonna sign a sell ticket
for you? What did I just say, huh?
Copy !req
1605. Get him on the phone
and explain the situation.
Copy !req
1606. Right now— Get on the phone.
Copy !req
1607. No one is gonna unload today,
you hear me? No one.
Copy !req
1608. You mutt.
Copy !req
1609. Seth, I've got a Harry Reynard
on the phone.
Copy !req
1610. Uh, yeah. Put him through.
Copy !req
1611. Harry, I was gonna call you.
- I want my money back.
Copy !req
1612. Look, Harry, I know you're pissed.
Copy !req
1613. We had a setback, but don't worry about it.
It's become a gold stock, all right?
Copy !req
1614. You know, I plan to bring you 8 or 9 points
over the course of this year.
Copy !req
1615. People are talking about it
like it's the next Microsoft.
Copy !req
1616. Listen, Seth, I am in a heap of trouble here.
I need that money back.
Copy !req
1617. It was supposed to be a down payment
for a house for my family.
Copy !req
1618. And now we're gonna lose the house.
Copy !req
1619. - Harry, Listen, it's gonna rebound.
- Seth, I need the money back.
Copy !req
1620. I'm sorry, Harry, I can't do that.
Copy !req
1621. Please, Seth, I need the money back.
Copy !req
1622. I have to go.
Copy !req
1623. Hello? Hello?
Copy !req
1624. If he calls back, I'm not here.
Copy !req
1625. - JT Marlin
- Seth Davis.
Copy !req
1626. - May I ask who's calling?
- Harry Reynard.
Copy !req
1627. Uh, Mr. Davis just stepped out for a meeting.
Copy !req
1628. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1629. Damn it!
Copy !req
1630. I wish my dad could have stepped
into the casino just once.
Copy !req
1631. He would have had to be impressed.
Copy !req
1632. Four employees,
an organized payroll, huge client list.
Copy !req
1633. It's funny, looking back.
The illegal business I was running...
Copy !req
1634. was the most legitimate thing
I had going.
Copy !req
1635. I looked my customers in the eye
and provided a service they wanted.
Copy !req
1636. Now, I don't even look at my customers.
Copy !req
1637. And I push them something
they never asked for.
Copy !req
1638. What are you doing here, Seth?
Copy !req
1639. I thought I told you
I didn't wanna see you again.
Copy !req
1640. I need to, uh, talk to you.
Copy !req
1641. What is it?
Copy !req
1642. I want out of the firm.
Copy !req
1643. Great. Leave.
I don't care what you do anymore.
Copy !req
1644. Your coming here is unacceptable to me.
You wanna cost me my judgeship?
Copy !req
1645. - No.
- I can't have any connection to you.
Copy !req
1646. I wanna get out of the firm
like you told me to.
Copy !req
1647. I just need your help.
Copy !req
1648. What do you need my help for?
Copy !req
1649. You're getting out. Fine. Whatever.
Copy !req
1650. I don't care if you stay there or not.
Just get out of here.
Copy !req
1651. I wanted to.
Copy !req
1652. There was this, um, investment
that I wanted to tell you about.
Copy !req
1653. Oh, Seth. Please. Please.
You gotta be kidding me.
Copy !req
1654. No. I mean, you can make a lot of money.
Copy !req
1655. Seth, you listen to me.
Copy !req
1656. You know, we could go in
on a couple big trades...
Copy !req
1657. that, uh, JT Marlin wants you to invest in.
Copy !req
1658. Um...
Copy !req
1659. And then when the next IPO comes out—
Copy !req
1660. Stop. Stop. Are you asking me
to go in on a stock scam with you?
Copy !req
1661. What are you, out of your fucking mind?
Are you nuts?
Copy !req
1662. Listen, I think it's time for you to—
Copy !req
1663. - Do you remember this day?
- Yes, of course. I bought you that bike.
Copy !req
1664. Do you remember what happened
about a month after that?
Copy !req
1665. All right, Seth. What is it?
What do you want from me?
Copy !req
1666. Do you remember when I broke my leg?
Copy !req
1667. Yes, Seth,
I remember you broke your leg.
Copy !req
1668. What is it, Seth? What do you want?
You were hysterical. I had to get you to stop.
Copy !req
1669. My fucking leg...
Copy !req
1670. was broken.
Copy !req
1671. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't get the job
that you wanted me to have.
Copy !req
1672. But— I mean, who gives a shit?
Copy !req
1673. Because I'm good at what I do, Dad.
Copy !req
1674. I'm good at what I do.
Copy !req
1675. And the casino—
The casino was a fucking business.
Copy !req
1676. And I ran it pretty fucking well, Dad.
Copy !req
1677. And to think that I closed it for you.
Copy !req
1678. Wait, wait, wait. What? Wait.
When did you close it?
Copy !req
1679. I went after this job because I thought
it was what you wanted me to be doing!
Copy !req
1680. Seth. Seth, wait a second.
When did you close it?
Copy !req
1681. And I tried to make the changes
that you wanted me to do.
Copy !req
1682. And I'm leaving JT now.
Copy !req
1683. I just— I'm just asking you
for this one thing, Dad.
Copy !req
1684. Just this one thing, please.
Copy !req
1685. Just to help your son.
Copy !req
1686. I can't, Seth. I can't. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1687. - So, what are you gonna do now?
- I'm still gonna fucking do it.
Copy !req
1688. I have a friend
that's gonna go in with me.
Copy !req
1689. If I do it right,
I can take JT for at least 300 grand.
Copy !req
1690. - My father can go to hell.
- Seth, my mom.
Copy !req
1691. - I'm sorry. I'm so—
- I don't think you should do it.
Copy !req
1692. I think you should just quit.
Copy !req
1693. I told you,
I have invested too much time in this.
Copy !req
1694. I have no more money coming in anymore...
Copy !req
1695. because Jeff tanked
my fucking gold mine.
Copy !req
1696. I need this.
Copy !req
1697. I could hook you up with my friend
at Smith Barney. You can get a job there.
Copy !req
1698. Doing what? Doing what?
Ticket running?
Copy !req
1699. Do you think coming from JT Marlin...
Copy !req
1700. they're gonna let me trade?
There's no fucking way.
Copy !req
1701. Why are you so against this?
What do you care if I pull this off?
Copy !req
1702. This is gonna be great for both of us.
Copy !req
1703. Seth, I just have a bad feeling
about all this.
Copy !req
1704. - I gotta go.
- Seth, I need to talk to you.
Copy !req
1705. - I just gotta figure something out.
- I need to tell you something.
Copy !req
1706. Please don't walk out—
Copy !req
1707. MRS.
Abby, can you come here for a second?
Copy !req
1708. Yeah, Mom, one sec— Seth.
Copy !req
1709. Fuck.
Copy !req
1710. Mommy, what's going on?
Copy !req
1711. - Let's go— Okay, get that. Let's go.
- Mom, where are we going?
Copy !req
1712. Let's just go. Let's go, come on.
Copy !req
1713. I know. You went too far this time.
Copy !req
1714. Well, then when you figured it out,
you should have said something.
Copy !req
1715. No, he certainly hasn't helped any.
Copy !req
1716. But he loves you, Seth.
Copy !req
1717. Do you know that?
Copy !req
1718. It's important that you know that.
Copy !req
1719. Seth. Line three.
Copy !req
1720. Seth Davis here.
Copy !req
1721. Hi, Seth, how are you?
Copy !req
1722. - Dad?
- Yep.
Copy !req
1723. Listen, can I change your mind
about doing this IPO scheme?
Copy !req
1724. Uh, no— No, I'm sorry.
I've already gone in with somebody.
Copy !req
1725. Well, I'm gonna help you out with this.
Copy !req
1726. You're gonna do it with me?
Copy !req
1727. No, Seth, I can't do that, but at least
I can make sure you don't get caught.
Copy !req
1728. I know somebody over at Ellis Proud.
Copy !req
1729. They can talk to you about it.
Copy !req
1730. So why don't you come over
to the house tomorrow night?
Copy !req
1731. Thank you, Dad. I'm so glad you called.
Copy !req
1732. Me too.
Copy !req
1733. Okay, kiddo, tomorrow night.
Copy !req
1734. Okay.
Copy !req
1735. So do you wanna talk to me?
Or— I mean—
Copy !req
1736. I don't know what to tell you, Seth.
Copy !req
1737. I mean, first,
think about this whole thing.
Copy !req
1738. If you pull this IPO deal off
and I'm associated with you...
Copy !req
1739. what do you think
is gonna happen to me?
Copy !req
1740. - They're not gonna prove anything.
- Who says they have to?
Copy !req
1741. I'm gonna lose my job unless I put
some distance between us right now.
Copy !req
1742. Who cares about that?
Copy !req
1743. I'm gonna take care of you.
Copy !req
1744. Look, you are the one real thing
in my life right now.
Copy !req
1745. Get out of the car, please.
Copy !req
1746. Seth Davis, you're under arrest for the
violation of 26 SEC and NASD regulations.
Copy !req
1747. What the hell is going on out here?
Copy !req
1748. - Seth, I'm gonna get you out of this.
- Just don't call my father.
Copy !req
1749. Get back in the car, Abby.
Copy !req
1750. Why is he here right now?
He didn't do anything.
Copy !req
1751. Seth, what the hell is going on?
Copy !req
1752. Have you been talking to them
about me?
Copy !req
1753. Of course not.
Copy !req
1754. What is he doing here right now?
Copy !req
1755. Seth. Seth, are you sure?
Copy !req
1756. Of course I'm sure. I didn't—
I didn't say anything. I didn't—
Copy !req
1757. All right, that's it.
Copy !req
1758. I am out of here in three seconds
unless you can charge me with something.
Copy !req
1759. Can I change
your mind about doing the IPO scheme?
Copy !req
1760. I'm gonna help you out with this.
I know somebody at Ellis Proud.
Copy !req
1761. At least I can make sure
you don't get caught.
Copy !req
1762. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1763. So, what do you want from me?
Copy !req
1764. We want you to testify.
Copy !req
1765. What are you offering?
Copy !req
1766. Full immunity.
Copy !req
1767. And what happens with my father?
I mean—
Copy !req
1768. He won't do any time.
Copy !req
1769. Uh, Seth, I haven't done anything illegal.
Copy !req
1770. So then what's the deal then?
Copy !req
1771. The deal is I lose my judgeship
just going along for the ride.
Copy !req
1772. I have nothing to do with that.
Copy !req
1773. Excuse me, what's that supposed to mean?
You'll release the tape to the press?
Copy !req
1774. Makes your case glamorous
with the involvement of a federal judge?
Copy !req
1775. No, no, no. No deal.
Copy !req
1776. - What?
- No, you take my father...
Copy !req
1777. out the back door right now
and you bring him home.
Copy !req
1778. He has nothing to do with this case.
Copy !req
1779. I swear to God,
if his name ends up in one newspaper...
Copy !req
1780. I do not testify.
Copy !req
1781. And I mean that.
Copy !req
1782. For me, it'd be worth going to jail for.
Copy !req
1783. Are you serious?
Copy !req
1784. What do you think?
Copy !req
1785. All right, all right.
Copy !req
1786. Before we get ahead of ourselves,
just what are you offering?
Copy !req
1787. I'm gonna hand you this case
on a silver fucking platter.
Copy !req
1788. I know everything you don't.
Copy !req
1789. I know how it all works.
Copy !req
1790. I know how Michael makes his money.
Copy !req
1791. I know how he hides it.
Copy !req
1792. I know who he goes in with.
Copy !req
1793. I even know where he moves
if you guys get too close.
Copy !req
1794. I know everything.
Copy !req
1795. So tell me what happens now.
Copy !req
1796. You go back to work tomorrow
like nothing happened.
Copy !req
1797. For one day.
Copy !req
1798. I need your client book...
Copy !req
1799. and your whole C-drive
backed up onto floppy.
Copy !req
1800. - And we'll have to hold you overnight.
- Uh, just a minute, please.
Copy !req
1801. Please, I'd like a couple of moments
alone with my son.
Copy !req
1802. I'm sorry, I—
- David.
Copy !req
1803. Let's give them a moment.
Copy !req
1804. I am so sorry. I am so fucking sorry.
Copy !req
1805. Shh.
Copy !req
1806. Seth.
Copy !req
1807. Just let me speak.
Copy !req
1808. When I came up to you behind that car...
Copy !req
1809. it was the hardest thing
I ever had to bear.
Copy !req
1810. Because all I wanted to do
is make your pain disappear.
Copy !req
1811. I don't even know
how to describe the feeling.
Copy !req
1812. But I just want you to know one thing.
Copy !req
1813. Not a single day of my life has gone by
that I don't think about that moment.
Copy !req
1814. That I don't dream about being back there
just to have one more chance.
Copy !req
1815. I am more sorry than you'll ever know.
Copy !req
1816. See it happen?
Copy !req
1817. You know that E!'s
got that, uh, bathing suit thing going.
Copy !req
1818. French Riviera.
Copy !req
1819. It's on tonight.
Copy !req
1820. That guy was an idiot, he acted
like he was from Staten Island. No, I—
Copy !req
1821. Hi, you've reached
the Reynards. Leave a message at the tone.
Copy !req
1822. Thanks. Have a nice day.
Copy !req
1823. Hey, Harry, it's, uh, Seth Davis.
Are you there?
Copy !req
1824. Isaac, you're mother on line three.
Copy !req
1825. Look, you know,
about the way things went, I just, uh...
Copy !req
1826. Look, I, uh, found a way
to get your money back, all right?
Copy !req
1827. I just need you to call me back.
Copy !req
1828. - George, get me a coffee.
So call me.
Copy !req
1829. What?
Copy !req
1830. Hi.
Copy !req
1831. - What's up?
- Um, I wanted to talk to you about a client.
Copy !req
1832. Yeah.
Copy !req
1833. - Um, his name is Harry Reynard.
- I don't know him.
Copy !req
1834. Well, you should,
because we're about to lose him.
Copy !req
1835. And he, uh, dropped $50,000
on Farrow Tech this week alone.
Copy !req
1836. And you wanna do what?
Copy !req
1837. Well, I wanna keep him here.
Copy !req
1838. I think that, uh, we should give him
a chunk of the Med Patent IPO.
Copy !req
1839. We don't hand out IPO
to somebody who had a bad day.
Copy !req
1840. Look, Michael,
this guy is a fucking whale.
Copy !req
1841. He's gonna do
an obscene amount of business.
Copy !req
1842. - You're somehow just sure of this.
- Yeah, the guy completely trusts me.
Copy !req
1843. And he doesn't even need the money.
Copy !req
1844. He owns the biggest foods company
in Wisconsin.
Copy !req
1845. He wants to know we'll do right by him.
Copy !req
1846. How many trades has he made?
Copy !req
1847. Uh, he— Two.
Copy !req
1848. But he made his second trade
a week after I opened him.
Copy !req
1849. Look, the guy's pretty fucking sour
on Farrow Tech...
Copy !req
1850. and he's gonna walk.
Copy !req
1851. And I just think we need to make him
a little money on this next IPO...
Copy !req
1852. and, uh, let him take it for a ride.
Copy !req
1853. What did Greg say?
Copy !req
1854. Um, he's busy closing somebody.
I didn't wanna bother him.
Copy !req
1855. Well, go get him.
Copy !req
1856. Hey, Greg.
Copy !req
1857. Michael wants to see you.
Copy !req
1858. I don't know what he's been telling you,
but I've had it with this shit.
Copy !req
1859. This is a business, all right?
Copy !req
1860. And the point is, is he should be
on the phone making calls.
Copy !req
1861. Not in here bitching about shit
between me and him.
Copy !req
1862. Seth was talking about giving
Med Patent IPO to Harry Reynard.
Copy !req
1863. What—? Are you fucking kidding me?
Copy !req
1864. I don't even know this guy Reynard.
Copy !req
1865. No. No way, he's totally unreliable.
What are you doing?
Copy !req
1866. Guy dropped 50 large
on Farrow Tech this week.
Copy !req
1867. Well, that's great, Michael...
Copy !req
1868. but I've got clients who deserve
some IPO more than this guy.
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1869. Clients who've been with me...
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1870. who've taken heavy losses
and continue to trade with me.
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1871. He's one of them, asshole.
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1872. Okay,
you see what I'm dealing with here?
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1873. What do you mean he's one of them?
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1874. He's one of Greg's clients.
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1875. - What?
- I opened him...
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1876. when I was closing my 40 accounts
for you. I'm just his contact here.
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1877. I'm not gonna make a dime off this trade.
No wonder the guy's pissed off.
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1878. His own broker doesn't even know
he's a fucking client here.
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1879. Fine.
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1880. Give him 10,000 shares.
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1881. He just can't sell it
before we say so.
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1882. Great. Okay.
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1883. No joke, Seth.
He cannot sell it before we sell it.
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1884. At least six months. You understand?
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1885. Absolutely. Absolutely.
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1886. Greg, I'm sure you don't have a problem
with this.
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1887. Can you get the fuck out of my office?
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1888. Fine.
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1889. What the fuck are you doing?
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1890. Stand up. You cannot sit down
for the rest of the fucking day.
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1891. You cannot sit down ever again.
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1892. Okay?
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1893. Seth, line two.
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1894. Hello?
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1895. It's time, Seth. Get going.
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1896. I'm going to lunch, boys.
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1897. What's this about? Are you okay?
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1898. Uh, I need you to sign a sell ticket...
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1899. for a client of mine.
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1900. - Fuck Greg. Let's fucking deal with this.
- No.
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1901. - Let's talk to Michael.
- Wait.
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1902. Chris, I got arrested last night.
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1903. What?
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1904. The FBI arrested me.
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1905. The FBI?
Why the fuck would the FBI arrest you?
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1906. Because of my involvement
in this firm.
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1907. Your involvement in the firm?
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1908. What the fuck does that mean?
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1909. Oh, come on, Chris,
you know what that means.
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1910. No, I don't know. What does that mean?
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1911. What the fuck did you tell them?
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1912. No. No.
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1913. No, they knew everything, man.
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1914. No, they had photographs.
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1915. They had tape-recorded conversations.
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1916. They brought my father in.
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1917. You know, I mean—
Chris, there was nothing I could do—
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1918. What did you do?
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1919. The FBI are gonna raid the place
in 20 minutes.
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1920. What the fuck are you talking about?
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1921. Fuck, Seth!
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1922. Oh, come on, man.
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1923. Come on, I asked you for months
about shit going down here.
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1924. And you told me to shut the fuck up.
You said, "Get ready to be a millionaire."
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1925. That's right. Shut the fuck up.
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1926. That's all you had to do.
Didn't you learn anything?
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1927. I learned how to fuck people
out of their money.
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1928. Harry Reynard just lost his life savings...
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1929. and he wasn't a whale.
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1930. He was just some poor schmuck
and I took him.
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1931. I did everything
that JT Marlin taught me to do.
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1932. And I made up his mind for him.
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1933. What do you want me to tell you?
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1934. That's what we do here.
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1935. What? We lie? We're liars?
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1936. Seth, this...
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1937. Who are they coming for?
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1938. They're coming for everybody,
everything.
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1939. You know how hard I worked
to get where I am?
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1940. No—
Chris, you need to forget about that.
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1941. It doesn't mean shit.
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1942. Right now, this moment
is what you should be thinking about.
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1943. What are you gonna do
in the next 15 minutes?
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1944. They're gonna come in here
and they're gonna make sure...
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1945. that we never trade another share
of stock for the rest of our lives.
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1946. But we can do something.
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1947. What's that?
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1948. Harry. My client.
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1949. I need a senior broker
to sign a sell ticket...
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1950. so that he can take his shares...
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1951. and dump them on the open market...
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1952. and make his money back.
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1953. Oh, come on, Chris.
Come on, what's the difference?
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1954. Do one thing right here.
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1955. Just sign it, please.
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1956. Thank you, Chris.
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1957. I'm so sorry.
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1958. Seth.
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1959. Seth.
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1960. I'm plagued by what-ifs these days.
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1961. What if Greg hadn't come over
that night?
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1962. What if I hadn't forgotten my bag?
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1963. Or seen Michael walking to the building
that day?
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1964. What if I had skipped over Harry's card?
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1965. What are the chances?
What are the odds?
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1966. That's what I think about.
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1967. Hey, I ran a casino.
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1968. It's the next step I gotta figure out.
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1969. Because I'm no lottery winner...
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1970. I tried slinging crack rock...
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1971. and I never had a jump shot.
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1972. I gotta find a job.
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