Blood Quantum (2019)

1. - What took you so long? - Fish Mitten's. Where is she?

2. Fish Mitten's.

3. - What'd you do to her? - Nothin'.

4. There could've been, uh, rat poison in that garbage.

5. That could've been it.

6. This fucking dog, Traylor, I told you about them.

7. Now I gotta pick all this shit up.

8. Sorry, girl.

9. Shit.

10. What I wouldn't do to shoot my ex's dog.

11. Have you met my ex?

12. You're a little early.

13. - Early for what? - You didn't talk to Doris?

14. She's just getting in now.

15. She might've called my place, but I wasn't home.

16. What she's supposed to be telling me?

17. Joseph got picked up this morning.

18. They got him in town, and they said they'll only release him to you.

19. Jesus Christ.

20. You think this is us?

21. Just shitty parents?

22. I think he thinks his dad is a fuck-up.

23. And it gives him a free pass.

24. I'll meet you there at noon. No reason to get him out early.

25. Have you seen Harley?

26. - No. - I'll keep an eye out for her.

27. Dispatch?

28. Doris?

29. I'm here, Chief. I've been calling your place all morning.

30. I'm at Joss's.

31. Oh, yeah?

32. Not like that. Get on with it.

33. Skip the hillbilly antics and just give me the highlights.

34. I'm just trying to get organized.

35. Today has been crazy, really crazy.

36. Burner called earlier.

37. He said some drunk white guy was trying to eat his chickens,

38. and that if you didn't show up soon,

39. he was gonna blow his fucking head off.

40. His words, Chief.

41. Where's Bumper?

42. - Where else, Chief? - He's in the woods.

43. Bring him down and get him strapped. What else?

44. You know Joseph got picked up?

45. - I talked to Joss already. - I'll get him this afternoon.

46. That's not what I was gonna mention, Chief.

47. Spit it out.

48. Lysol got picked up with him.

49. Of course he did.

50. This band is open. Keep me posted.

51. - One more thing, Chief. - Your dad called.

52. He sounded... scared.

53. Dad?

54. Look inside!

55. Look inside.

56. Dead salmon.

57. I think I'm going crazy.

58. Dad, you—

59. That... that thing is gutted!

60. I pulled him out of the river this morning.

61. I've been fishing these rivers for 60 years,

62. I never seen nothing like that.

63. I have gas in the trunk.

64. Burn it.

65. What the fuck is going on, Dad?

66. Give me the gas and the dog.

67. Feel like coming out of retirement?

68. You're a Deputy in the Red Crow Police Department.

69. Bumper will be up at his camp. Bring him down.

70. See what's up at Burner's.

71. Don't get anyone shot.

72. That fish is still moving.

73. Fuck.

74. Fuck...

75. So you want to quit drinking, just...

76. fuck AA, just lock somebody in a cell

77. with you two fucking idiots all night.

78. Hey, fucking die already, hillbilly.

79. You here to break me out?

80. - Come on, man. - Hmm.

81. I knew Dad wouldn't come and get you, but he'd come get us.

82. - Hmm. - So I got arrested townie side.

83. Ooh, do you think he's gonna come get you? He could just leave you.

84. My mom wouldn't let him.

85. - Thanks, man, but... - I'm no fucking charity case,

86. and you being Traylor's good son,

87. any stupid shit you do, your people are gonna hang on me.

88. Maybe I'm just trying to fuck with my dad, then.

89. That's the same difference, Joey.

90. Oh, my fuck!

91. Yo!

92. Get us outta here!

93. Jesus, Traylor,

94. you said noon, and that was an hour ago.

95. Get the hell off RC time.

96. I'm here.

97. Thank you.

98. Hello?

99. Hey, Sham.

100. Whenever you're ready, man.

101. We don't got all day.

102. Traylor.

103. Hey, Joss.

104. So we got some paperwork for you to read and sign, and then, uh...

105. me and Traylor here, I guess we'll just do that all up just like last time.

106. You know your boy gets arrested more than a prostitute?

107. I'll be in the car.

108. She seems mad.

109. So what'd he do?

110. Well, we caught him on the bridge.

111. He had climbed up the structure and...

112. and shimmied over the road on the crossbar.

113. And then he took a shit on the first car that drove by.

114. Happens there was a little lady from our side of the line.

115. She probably thought it was a goddamn pterodactyl shitting on her.

116. Gross. Alright. Ahem.

117. Let's go.

118. It smells like a fucking ass in here!

119. What's with the blood?

120. Was this guy beat up when he came in?

121. No, he's been clutching his guts all night. And then he started—

122. Come on.

123. Don't go nowhere, shitbrains.

124. What the fuck? Ah!

125. Ah! Help! Help!

126. Ow! Ah, fuck! He fucking bit me.

127. You don't bite me when I'm fighting, motherfucker!

128. - Come on. - Give me that. You want to eat people?

129. You want to... you want to eat people?

130. You want to fuckin' eat people, you cocksucker?

131. - Fuckin' lost your goddamn— - Hey, he's had—

132. - Now you're going to get your— - He's had enough!

133. —your fuckin' hillbilly— - That's enough! - You fucking—

134. I'll put a new hole in your head, you sonofabitch!

135. You're gonna fuckin' kill him!

136. Lock 9!

137. - Ah! - Fuck!

138. Looks like he got your tit.

139. Just... just fuck off, or I'll fuckin' put you back in there, you understand?

140. - Fuck. - This is too fucked up! Where did he go? Where the—

141. Hey, hey, you're not leaving me here, right?

142. And then this fucking mental case just lunges, like...

143. like lunges at Shamu and bites him right in the chest.

144. And me and Lysol and Traylor trying to pull him,

145. and then he fucking bites me, too.

146. I don't give a shit who bit you.

147. I'm ready to bite you myself.

148. So what did you get arrested for?

149. Just vandalized some car.

150. You just vandalized some car?

151. You need to start making better choices.

152. I know I fucked up, Mom.

153. Now you know?

154. Well, maybe you do, maybe you don't.

155. Look, I know your heart's in the right place, but... your head's up your ass.

156. It's not like I just met Charlie, Mom.

157. It's not like I don't care about her.

158. Look, I really love her.

159. Look, I'm not talkin' about Charlie.

160. I'm talkin' about your brother.

161. And I'm talkin' about why you keep getting into trouble with this guy.

162. He doesn't have anyone else.

163. Traylor fucking abandoned him.

164. The whole reserve knows what happened to his mom.

165. - I hear you and I... - I get you on that.

166. Joseph, if you're more focused on being a brother to Lysol than being a father...

167. and if the question ever came up if you were ready...

168. the way you're prioritizing your life right now is your answer.

169. Well, that was really fucked up.

170. This whole day has been fucked up.

171. Oh, I'm sure you've had worse.

172. You on, Chief?

173. What news?

174. Shooker called and said his girlfriend is sick,

175. and the ambulance from town still isn't picking up.

176. They never pick up.

177. What time did he call you?

178. And how long has he been calling the townies?

179. Well, he called here at 12:30 this afternoon,

180. and he said he's been calling for an ambulance since last night,

181. but he could be lying.

182. You have no idea how many times

183. I've been over there because of his bullshit.

184. His girlfriend's still pregnant?

185. Pretty sure, boss.

186. I can't keep bailing you out, Alan.

187. Nobody told you to bail me out.

188. Tell that to your brother.

189. Whatever you think of me...

190. the kid deserves better.

191. Better than what?

192. Either one of us.

193. Sperm donor!

194. This is the ugliest waiting room I've ever seen.

195. Thanks for stopping by.

196. I'm sorry.

197. Everything seems like a good idea when you're drunk.

198. Says the teenage boy to his pregnant teenage girlfriend.

199. At the abortion place.

200. I didn't even tell my dad.

201. Are you embarrassed of me?

202. - What in the hell happened to your arm? - Don't change the subject.

203. I'm not changing the subject. I just want to know what happened.

204. Look, some hillbilly bit me in the drunk tank.

205. My mom's getting me a tetanus shot.

206. I'm not gonna bleed to death waiting,

207. so can you please answer my question?

208. Are you embarrassed of me?

209. No. Fuck no.

210. I'm embarrassed of him.

211. He's just embarrassing.

212. You still want to do this?

213. - Lydia, are we, uh... - are we out of tetanus?

214. How could that be?

215. Yes, the guys in Emergency cleared us out.

216. They said they've been getting a lot of bites.

217. This town has lost its mind.

218. A lot of bites.

219. You got the wrong number.

220. What's going on?

221. Run!

222. - Jesus Christ, Shooker! - She's had it.

223. What the fuck are you on about?

224. There's no... no time.

225. And where there's supposed to be little finger nails,

226. little yellow teeth are growing out.

227. Of course, you're high,

228. you stupid cocksuckin' fuck-face.

229. You should've just called a cab right away. - I got no more money left.

230. And nobody's gonna let us into their house to use their phone!

231. And they don't like her, huh, Chief? 'Cause she's white!

232. - Is she alright, at least? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

233. She's definitely not alright, Chief.

234. And I got no more coke here. I don't want anymore. I don't want anymore.

235. I swear to God, if you don't get a hold of yourself,

236. I'm gonna kick your ass off the face of this fucking planet!

237. - Where is she? - Yeah, yeah, upstairs to the left.

238. I think I... I-I left it open, maybe?

239. Y'know, in the back. In the back room.

240. Yeah, upstairs to the left.

241. She said... she said the... the baby needed to eat...

242. - ... with no mouth. - What?

243. There was no mouth.

244. Are you alright, ma'am?

245. What hap... What happened?

246. Holy shit.

247. Keep her the fuck away from you!

248. Come on, man!

249. Get her!

250. You fucking killed her, man. Shut up! Oh...

251. Oh, fuck, man...

252. Fuck.

253. Doris! Doris! Shooker's hurt!

254. I'm here, boss. You should see what your father brought in.

255. You're gonna shit Frisbees.

256. Hey, man... Fuck.

257. You brought me here, man.

258. Doris, I gotta bring Shooker to the hospital.

259. There was supposed to be a fucking ambulance!

260. I dropped that girl.

261. I think I killed her!

262. Joss is coming over in an ambulance.

263. She's talking hysterical, Chief.

264. About what?

265. She's saying...

266. She's saying don't get bit, Chief?

267. Don't get bit.

268. Tell her I'll be right there.

269. - Fuck, man! - Hold on!

270. You can let me out here, boss.

271. Stay put.

272. We're gonna go get 'em.

273. - Traylor. We have to, Traylor. - He's coming back.

274. He's coming back. He's coming back.

275. He's coming back.

276. Joseph's still in the back.

277. The door's stuck!

278. Charlie, open the fucking door!

279. Get the fuck out of here!

280. Get the fuck off me, you bitch!

281. New chain.

282. Just like the dog,

283. Just like the fish,

284. The dead

285. are coming back to life.

286. Subtle.

287. - Would you check this out? - Found a whole box of these,

288. and this was the only one that didn't have blood on it.

289. Could probably swap a blow job for this. It's cherry-flavored.

290. Fuck, you could get a blow job from anyone.

291. It's probably the last cherry-flavored powder in the world.

292. I'm eating this.

293. Shooker's coming in with Joseph, Charlie and three boat people.

294. Everyone, behave.

295. - Oh, to you who are highly favored. - No shit.

296. Hey, Doris, that's my little brother,

297. so I wouldn't harm a hair on his head.

298. - Three more mouths to feed. - Yay.

299. Ah, good grief, Charlie Brown.

300. We know the girl; this guy and his kid are stragglers.

301. Hey, I know you too.

302. We've got two more mouths to feed. The girl's sick.

303. Welcome to our pallet-tive care.

304. Put her down.

305. - What's going on here? - I haven't done anything wrong.

306. When you're bring in your sick here, what's right about it?

307. My little girl got injured, that's all.

308. She needs help. I was told I could get help here.

309. Who told you?

310. Oh, wait a minute.

311. We could just go back and leave or use one of the boats. We don't need—

312. - Hey! - Charlie, we barely know this guy.

313. Fuck, Lysol, settle down.

314. - Fuck, you just said it, man. - You don't know this guy.

315. How do you know this fuckin' townie

316. didn't come here with this refugee Pollyanna act

317. to plant this infected bitch right on our doorstep?

318. Here, you brought her here. What? Take this knife,

319. slide it in her ear and stir it around.

320. Do you know what we had to do to get here?

321. No, and I don't give a fuck, either!

322. You do it up, or I'll do it for you!

323. Jesus.

324. What if my baby's born sick? You gonna shoot us too?

325. I do what I have to do.

326. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Easy, boys.

327. - You broke my dipstick. - You owe me a blow job!

328. Point that gun at Charlie again, I'll fuckin' kill you!

329. Joseph! Alan!

330. What the fuck are you doing?

331. Just checking for bites like you told us to.

332. Are you gonna fucking open up the floodgates and let them stay?

333. Look at you.

334. Look at all of you. Get your fuckin' shit together!

335. What are you doing?

336. How the fuck do you even keep arranging this?

337. We're supposed to be helping people. That's what I'm doing.

338. We're not supposed to be doing anything.

339. We're supposed to be surviving!

340. How far gone?

341. We're gonna have to kill her.

342. What are you guys talking about? Speak English.

343. What about the other two?

344. Joss can look at them.

345. Just the girl.

346. Speak English!

347. - Your girl's been bit. - She can't come in here.

348. She'll put everyone in danger. You should've said something.

349. I heard that you could cure bites here.

350. I should've been honest about that upfront.

351. But look, look, he's been bit!

352. She stopped on her breathing.

353. Everyone inside.

354. You need to move away from her.

355. Go inside.

356. You're not gonna want to see it come back.

357. You're especially not gonna want to see what he does with that axe.

358. Gotta make them take that shit down!

359. I've never killed a child before.

360. It was the dogs that got my family.

361. I was sentimental about my dog. Turns out,

362. immune to the plague doesn't mean immune to being eaten alive.

363. Look, I get it, you're still feeling bad about Karen,

364. but look around you.

365. Everyone here lost somebody.

366. - Kyra. - What?

367. Her name was Kyra.

368. ZED. That's just ZED,

369. not some little girl.

370. It's better to, you know, not look at them as whatchamacallits,

371. people.

372. Are you fucking crazy?

373. You can't bring that here!

374. Go. Follow J and Charlie, the pregnant lady,

375. into the nurses' station.

376. And don't forget,

377. ain't nobody immune here but us.

378. So feel safe here.

379. I'm just gonna ask you a couple of questions, okay?

380. So how long were you out there for?

381. I lost track of the time.

382. What did you guys eat while you were out there?

383. Did you eat any salmon?

384. Did you eat any dog?

385. Anything else?

386. Are you asking me if I had to eat people?

387. Has anyone ever answered yes to that?

388. Well, what's your answer?

389. No.

390. I haven't eaten any people or dogs...

391. or fucking anything!

392. - Settle down. - Do you have a bathroom?

393. - One more question. - It's a big one.

394. Did you get bit?

395. No.

396. Hello?

397. Who's there?

398. Everything is blocked off.

399. We got four-man teams at every blockade.

400. The roads coming in off of 132, ain't nothing really to worry about.

401. Stragglers still stumbling in from some of the podunk towns on the island.

402. Pretty old and mangled. Don't move as fast,

403. so they've been pickin' them off easy.

404. Bodies are starting to pile up faster than we can bury 'em,

405. so we might have to spark up those pyres again, regardless of who sees 'em.

406. They were getting the same problem on the bridge.

407. Says it's been coming in townie-side nonstop.

408. We're wasting our ammo trying to keep them from ramping up the blockade.

409. Bumper found a way around that without having to fire a single shot,

410. or mop up a single body.

411. The bigger problem than the dead-walking-around townies, is the live breathing ones.

412. They're coming across in almost the same numbers.

413. Some people in Red Crow don't like it,

414. but we got to do right by survivors.

415. We've been housing all the intakes here at the hall

416. We've been keeping the boats that have been coming in,

417. tied up by the old man's shanty

418. If something happens here, we get separated,

419. we meet up at the church

420. We got enough space between here and there

421. to buy us time to get on those boats

422. We wait this thing out till winter

423. Can hit the towns, clean out the ZEDzicles and find any other survivors

424. Keep reminding people moose and deer are clean,

425. and anything out of the water is bad meat

426. We hunt and trap for food That mountain water's clean

427. That leaves one thing: gas

428. Only thing left is that gas station

429. that the Muppets own on the rez side of 132

430. Burner said there's a whole reservoir there that we haven't even tapped yet

431. Shooker's been keeping an eye on things for us

432. They've been bringing girls up there

433. Papa Muppet's been tellin' them if they give him head, they're gonna be immune

434. Either way, we gotta clean 'em out

435. It's the guy that came with the girl, Chief

436. He killed himself

437. Fuck

438. Jesus, he couldn't shoot himself like a normal person

439. You need a hand, Chief?

440. I think going on the run has made your brother even more mental

441. I used to think it was because my dad had him when he was, like, young

442. And was just never in the picture

443. The way his mom died didn't help

444. Sent him to foster care, and who knows what happened there?

445. He left an Alan and came back a Lysol

446. Yeah, I forgot that was his mom

447. Gave him a pass on so much fucking nonsense

448. "You still have a mom"

449. Do you know how many times he said that shit to me?

450. It has to stop some time You can't just be an asshole

451. Yeah, fuck him, then

452. But either way

453. he was right

454. Yeah, he's right

455. If that girl flipped five minutes sooner—

456. I know it's not the sick little girls that I'm worried about

457. Do you know what we have here, man?

458. This might be the last place on the planet that isn't overrun

459. I know I know, I know

460. Then what are you doing? I'm straight up asking you:

461. Help me understand what are you doing?

462. People look at me here

463. like

464. like my vagina's Pandora's box

465. I have nightmares, Joseph

466. This baby eating me from the inside out

467. You're immune, I'm not

468. What if this baby isn't either?

469. I mean, what if it just decides to eat its way out?

470. Charlie, my mom's watching you every day

471. People have been doing this shit since monkeys got off their knuckles

472. It's not about the pregnancy, dumb-ass

473. It's about sitting here and just waiting for something to happen,

474. because don't you feel it? Something's gonna happen

475. I trust my mother She says it's healthy It has a healthy heartbeat

476. Shooker's baby?

477. I didn't say that

478. Look, Shooker's woman was a dope addict and so was he

479. I didn't want this

480. I know

481. But you said it a million times when you were at the hospital - No, to fight with you

482. Have you thought of any names?

483. No Not really

484. You?

485. No

486. You don't name things that eat you

487. Jesus, Charlie

488. I love you

489. He clipped me

490. Right Well, take your shirt off,

491. let me have a look

492. Here, sit

493. Yeah Ahem

494. You're gonna need stitches

495. I don't have any lidocaine, so you're just gonna have to grit your teeth

496. Got any beer?

497. You did so good by him

498. Yeah, well you're in there too

499. Yeah, the part that gets drunk and takes shits off of bridges

500. Look he's loyal

501. And he's smart

502. He's a fighter

503. And maybe he didn't split the atom, but

504. he survived the end of the world

505. You're your father's son,

506. so is Joseph

507. Thank you

508. These are all the 302s I could rustle up

509. James got more, but I can't find her drunk ass

510. I don't plan on using 'em

511. You should've ran that fool off the reserve when he was alive

512. I thought Rob Muppet was from here

513. Everyone thinks that

514. But that family's not from Red Crow

515. Speaking of which, what about this place?

516. Some of these fuckers ain't local

517. Never seen a brown person since their grandparents owned one

518. And they outnumber us too

519. How long before it comes to pass

520. they get tired of being herded by a bunch of Indians?

521. We got all their guns

522. And they're all too civilized to shit anyplace that doesn't have a door

523. What the fuck are they gonna do?

524. What the fuck are they gonna to do?

525. One of them could come in here and infect this entire camp!

526. It takes one, Traylor! And Joseph's pet townie keeps dragging them in here

527. Hey, fuck you - Every one of these motherfuckers is a time bomb!

528. That's why we have a wall Anyone flips in here,

529. this place is a fucking shooting gallery

530. With fucking Peeky and Maynard up there,

531. they couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat!

532. There's about, what, 100 people here?

533. That's three-plus Gs for every swinging dick we have!

534. We don't have enough bullets, man!

535. You don't have to reload a sword

536. Fuck this shit

537. If you say the rez is clean, so be it

538. It's on you when these bingo bunnies go south of cheese

539. Get word round, J, the rez is clean,

540. we got celebratin' to do

541. We party at my place!

542. I'm taking this gas for my fucking car!

543. - Hey! - Let him go

544. - Why? - Because he's not wrong

545. Follow him Don't let it get out of hand

546. Alright, Dad

547. - Dad? - It's a brave new world

548. Leave them to their parties

549. They have their recreation, and we have ours

550. Ah listen, I'm glad you came, man

551. I wanted to tell you that I shouldn't have

552. put that gun on your lady this morning

553. I want to say

554. your punching me in the face, just means you're gonna be a good father

555. That's the weed talking

556. It is, but it isn't

557. I felt shitty about it, man

558. The thing is, it's just more about Dad and our bullshit

559. It's never gonna change

560. It can change

561. You don't have to be a trash dad, Joey

562. That shit is optional

563. And why do you choose to be a fucking asshole?

564. Gimme my fucking joint back

565. Did it ever fuckin' dawn on you that I'm not someone to look up to?

566. That if you have to get arrested to spend time with somebody

567. they're just fucking worthless

568. I'm not an asshole to impress you, Joseph

569. I'm just an asshole

570. Sad

571. Yeah, when you find out family ain't shit

572. I don't think you're shit

573. Give it time

574. - Whoa! - Yeah, ah-ha

575. This is the last of it

576. My man

577. Alright

578. We're square

579. Remember that night before Z day?

580. A bunch of us got arrested for getting in a fight down at the Fish Mitten?

581. It was because of that chick right there

582. Anyway

583. her boyfriend has a stripper's ass in his face

584. Lilith's pissed

585. So she is looking for some payback attention

586. And she's drunk enough that

587. she'd be willing to get it from anyone, man

588. Anyone

589. Long story short

590. I get her home,

591. and I'm eating her out and she's gushing, right?

592. Fucking details you can spare me, man

593. Fucking prig here all of a sudden

594. So the phone rings

595. And it's Moon from the club, saying the boys just got arrested

596. for fighting this chick's boyfriend and his buddies

597. So I forget about the girl

598. I head straight down to the police station

599. I'm not even halfway through the door before I get arrested.

600. What for?

601. Fighting

602. And Shamu is, like: If you weren't fighting,

603. - then why is your face all bloody? - "If you weren't fighting,

604. how come your face is all bloody?"

605. What?

606. - Come on, loser - Hey, I wasn't fighting!

607. What are you doing? This is bullshit, dude!

608. That's the most fucked-up, repugnant shit I've ever heard

609. At my age, you done it on purpose at least once

610. If he dies by mistake

611. Shit

612. Hey, Lilith! Lilith

613. The earth is an animal

614. Living and breathing

615. White men don't understand this

616. That's why the dead keep coming back to life

617. Not because of God

618. Because this planet we're on is so sick of our shit

619. This old, tired, angry animal

620. turned these stupid fucking white men

621. into something she can use again:

622. fertilizer

623. Lysol, what the fuck?

624. Don't let her finish

625. Who says we're immune?

626. Maybe the earth just forgot about us

627. How many did you say there was in there again?

628. More than 10 Twelve or fifteen, counting the girls

629. We're using shotguns?

630. Traylor is We're inside

631. No fun in there with shotguns

632. Don't let any of them get out

633. A little fucking warning

634. Look out

635. Gisigu?

636. How many did you get?

637. Four

638. So there could be as many as six or seven left in here?

639. Maybe ten

640. Fuck

641. Check if that genny works

642. You throw another G at me, I want to see it coming

643. ZED?

644. Zed dead

645. Fuck you

646. Fuck

647. Joseph!

648. What the fuck's going on here, man?

649. - Joseph - Why didn't we kill that G?

650. No, you gotta get someone to sound the alarm

651. You gotta get as many people as you can

652. - You get them in that hall! - Why did we bring that here?

653. It's obvious now: it's us or them

654. Have you fucking lost it, man?

655. There is no us or them, there's only us

656. - No - Okay? Look

657. Just come downstairs, we can fix we can fix you up

658. The whole world's fucking dead, man

659. You still have a family, though

660. Okay? This can all stop

661. Just just stop

662. Just stop

663. I'm sorry

664. I'm sorry

665. I'm sorry I'm sorry

666. It's okay It's OK—

667. Ah, I have no family

668. Get her!

669. You're gonna get all those dicks for me, okay?

670. Run!

671. Run! Clear out!

672. Run now! Run!

673. What were you saying to her?

674. I was telling her a story

675. She was scared

676. We used to tell it to Joseph, that story

677. It's about his grandfather

678. I'm scared, Joss

679. We're all here

680. This place is safe

681. Did you hear that?

682. Joseph!

683. Joseph

684. What happened?

685. Lysol

686. Everyone stay calm

687. There's the other exit

688. Wait!

689. Can we panic now?

690. We're here

691. I'm in the basement with Charlie, Joseph and eight other survivors.

692. I don't think anyone else made it.

693. What was the headcount up to last week?

694. 100, 150 townies

695. Fuck

696. Can your people move?

697. Not all of them.

698. Hold tight, we're coming to get you

699. Traylor, hurry the fuck up.

700. How you want to do this?

701. Who's got the most meat on 'em?

702. No problem

703. It's bad

704. Get on with it

705. You ready?

706. That'll buy us some time,

707. but there's bound to be more inside

708. Get the truck

709. Don't use your gun unless you have to

710. Circle around, keep the engine running

711. Where the fuck were you?

712. - Where's Charlie? - What happened to you?

713. - Where's Charlie? - Get Charlie Dad, Dad, get Charlie

714. Get Charlie Get Charlie, get Charlie

715. - There's a truck outside! - You want to live? Get on it!

716. Let's go Let's go

717. - Move your ass! - Alright, let's go

718. Come on Come on Move, move!

719. I am not getting on without you!

720. Shooker! Move!

721. Go!

722. This is some fucking rescue

723. This door is not gonna hold You're gonna have to make a run for it

724. - A run for it? - You have no choice!

725. And if I don't make it out of here

726. I want you to tell my grandchild big stories about me

727. On the count of three run!

728. Go!

729. Now, you're gonna say it exactly like I told you

730. No cute stuff

731. Traylor

732. they're killing people in the church.

733. Normal... real people.

734. James and Moon are just killin' 'em

735. And I'm fucking locked up here

736. Dammit

737. I'm coming to get you

738. Thank you

739. See you around

740. Good luck

741. Shit!

742. Just breathe They'll be back soon

743. Can't

744. We got a chance to

745. get rid of all these fucking

746. dependents once and for all!

747. Meet back up here at the church if

748. it makes an outbreak

749. Yeah, these fuckers come to the buffet,

750. then we

751. torch the fuck out of 'em by mid-meal

752. And that's fucking all of you!

753. After all this, that's all you fuckers

754. We even

755. got that bitch up in the belfry

756. You have to hand it to Lysol

757. Fucking, you know,

758. crazier than a shithouse rat,

759. but all in all, he has it pretty good

760. Get Doris, boy

761. You're gonna tell me where that fucking coward is?

762. Just breathe

763. Just breathe Ow!

764. It's okay It's okay

765. Behind you!

766. Then there was one

767. - Stop! - Keep fucking around,

768. I put a bullet right in her fucking head

769. Alan

770. We can still undo this

771. No, this goes back so much further than that!

772. Fucking Sir Lancelot!

773. Come on!

774. Come on

775. You know, Joss,

776. I wasn't the one who brought these people here

777. I didn't have a chick bringing plagued-up opies into the flock

778. Fuck you!

779. Alan I know how you feel

780. There was a time when I wanted to run that compound down myself

781. But these are real people

782. Don't you open that fucking trunk!

783. What are youse gonna do to me?

784. Don't

785. Joseph I've been bit

786. Y'know

787. when you have some time to sit and think, you'll thank me

788. Set you all free!

789. Now

790. A question Joseph

791. Between brothers

792. You really think that that sick chick made it in the Muppet house by accident?

793. Where do you think I got the idea?

794. I'm sorry

795. Jesus, God, what the fuck are we gonna do?

796. We're not gonna die here

797. Listen

798. - What are we gonna do, swim? - Listen!

799. Where the fuck have you been?

800. They wouldn't let me wait I heard shots, so I came - Oh, thank you Thank you

801. Oh, shit

802. Okay Okay

803. It'll be okay I got you

804. Let's go, let's get the fuck outta here

805. You got her?

806. Come on, breathe Yeah

807. We need to go

808. Grandpa we need to go

809. I'm not leaving this land again

810. Don't look back here

811. None of you are getting past this line

812. You can do it Just push

813. Come on, push Come on, push

814. Charlie, you can do this You can do this Push

815. Come on, just push, Charlie You're almost there

816. You don't know how much this hurts

817. I do, I do Come on, just push

818. Just push Just push - Alright, yeah You're gonna have to push

819. Otherwise I'm gonna have to cut you, okay?

820. You're doing so good, come on Push, push

821. You're doing really great Come on

822. Almost there

823. It's okay I love you so much

824. Is it too late?

825. It's a little girl

826. The gun?

827. Do you want to hold her?

828. No I've been bitten

829. I'm sick, I can feel it

830. She can't get sick

831. It's okay

832. Thank you

833. Thank you so much

834. Take her back

835. Charlie, you can hold her - No, I don't wanna hurt her Take her back

836. - She's gonna be okay - Hmm

837. - Maybe you'll be too - No, I won't

838. Joseph

839. we have to end this

840. Don't let me turn into one of those dead people Look at her

841. We did it

842. Love her

843. Love her