1. Come on, boys!Copy !req
2. The way you're lollygagging around here
with them picks and them shovels...Copy !req
3. you'd think it was 120º...Copy !req
4. It cant' be more than 114.Copy !req
5. Dock that Chink a day's pay
for napping on the job.Copy !req
6. Now, come on, boys, where's your
spirit? I don't hear no singing.Copy !req
7. When you were slaves,
you sang like birds.Copy !req
8. Go on. How about a good
old nigger work song?Copy !req
9. "I get no kick from champagne.Copy !req
10. "Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.Copy !req
11. "So tell me why should it be true...Copy !req
12. "... that I get a belt out of you?Copy !req
13. "Some get a kick from cocaine."Copy !req
14. What the hell is that shit?Copy !req
15. I meant a song. A real song.Copy !req
16. Something like...Copy !req
17. "Swing low, sweet chariot..."Copy !req
18. Swing low? Sweet chariot?Copy !req
19. Don't know that one, huh?Copy !req
20. How about "De Camp Town Ladies"?Copy !req
21. "De Camp Town Ladies"?Copy !req
22. Ah, you know.Copy !req
23. "De Camp Town Ladies sing this song,
doo-dah, doo-dah.Copy !req
24. "De Camp Town race track five
miles long, all the doo-dah day!Copy !req
25. "Gonna run all night,
gonna run all day.Copy !req
26. "Bet my money on the bobtailed
nag, somebody bet on the bay!"Copy !req
27. What in the wide, wide world
of sports is going on here?Copy !req
28. I hired you people to try to get
a little track laid...Copy !req
29. not to jump around like a
bunch of Kansas City faggots!Copy !req
30. Sorry, Mr. Taggart. I, I guess
we kind of got caught up.Copy !req
31. Dummy, the surveyors say they may
have run into some quicksand up ahead.Copy !req
32. Better check it out.Copy !req
33. Okay, I'll send down a team of
horses to check out the ground.Copy !req
34. Horses! We can't afford to lose
any horses, you dummy!Copy !req
35. Send over a couple of niggers.Copy !req
36. You and you.Copy !req
37. Sir, he specifically requested
two niggers...Copy !req
38. but to tell a family secret,
my grandmother was Dutch.Copy !req
39. Get on that hand car and take it
down to the end of that line!Copy !req
40. Just trying to help you out.Copy !req
41. I didn't know your grandma was Dutch!Copy !req
42. "Oh, de Camp Town Ladies sing
this song, doo-dah, doo-dah.Copy !req
43. "Camp Town race track five
miles long, oh, doo-dah day.Copy !req
44. "Going to run all night,
going to run all day.Copy !req
45. "I waged my money on the bobtail nag,
somebody bet on the bay!"Copy !req
46. Am I wrong...Copy !req
47. or is the world rising?Copy !req
48. I don't know, but whatever
it is, I hate it.Copy !req
49. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
50. What is it that's not exactly water,
and it's not exactly earth?Copy !req
51. Quicksand!Copy !req
52. Oh, shit, quicksand!Copy !req
53. Goddang, now we are in trouble!Copy !req
54. They're in trouble!Copy !req
55. Get your rope there.
Get over there quick.Copy !req
56. Dang, that was lucky.Copy !req
57. Doggone near lost a $400 hand cart.Copy !req
58. Yeah, we can take it right off to the,
just a little bit to the left of that hill.Copy !req
59. But we're going to die, Bart.
They're going to leave us here to die!Copy !req
60. Take it easy, Charlie.
My foot is on the rail.Copy !req
61. Then maybe down that canyon.
I think it's pretty level off there.Copy !req
62. We can't swing back to the right
'cause of that hill there.Copy !req
63. That looks like the way
we'll have to go from here.Copy !req
64. Yes, we'll put her right down
through there over that ridge.Copy !req
65. Well, boys, the break is over.Copy !req
66. Don't just lay there getting a suntan.Copy !req
67. Won't do you any good, anyhow!Copy !req
68. Take that shovel and put
her to some good use!Copy !req
69. What?Copy !req
70. Don't do that now!Copy !req
71. I have to.Copy !req
72. Send a wire to the main office
and tell them I said... OW!Copy !req
73. Send wire, main office,
tell them I said, "Ow". Gotcha.Copy !req
74. And right here, Mr. Lamarr, is
where we ran into quicksand.Copy !req
75. Quicksand. Splendid.Copy !req
76. And so the railroad has got
to go through Rock Ridge.Copy !req
77. Rock Ridge. Rock Ridge. Splendid.Copy !req
78. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.Copy !req
79. Rock Ridge. Rock Ridge.Copy !req
80. Be still, Taggart. Be still.Copy !req
81. My mind is aglow with whirling,
transient nodes of thought...Copy !req
82. careening through a
cosmic vapor of invention.Copy !req
83. Ditto!Copy !req
84. Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz!Copy !req
85. I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
86. A plan. We need a plan.Copy !req
87. What in the hell was that?Copy !req
88. We can't hear ourselves think!Copy !req
89. Sorry, your Worship, but I've got
two men home sick with the flu...Copy !req
90. and it's utter chaos down here.Copy !req
91. I'll try to keep it
as quiet as possible.Copy !req
92. But as you can see...Copy !req
93. this one is a doozey.Copy !req
94. Yes, the Doctor Gillespie killings.
Well, do your best.Copy !req
95. Now, let's see. Where were we?Copy !req
96. Rock Ridge.Copy !req
97. Yes, when that railroad
goes through Rock Ridge...Copy !req
98. that land will be worth
millions, and I want it!Copy !req
99. I want that land so badly,
I can taste it.Copy !req
100. There must be a way.Copy !req
101. Clumsy fool!Copy !req
102. Wait a minute! There might
be a legal precedent.Copy !req
103. Of course! Land-snatching!Copy !req
104. Land. La-land. "See 'Snatch'."Copy !req
105. Haley vs. United States.
Haley, seven. United States, nothing.Copy !req
106. You see, it can be done.
It can be done.Copy !req
107. Unfortunately, there is one thing that
stands between me and that property.Copy !req
108. The rightful owners.Copy !req
109. There must be some way of scaring
them off, driving them out.Copy !req
110. Getting rid of every human being
alive in that...Copy !req
111. It's down the hall and to the left.Copy !req
112. I've got it!Copy !req
113. What? What?Copy !req
114. I know how we can run
everybody out of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
115. We'll kill the first-born male
child in every household!Copy !req
116. Too Jewish.Copy !req
117. We'll work up a Number Six on them!Copy !req
118. I'm afraid I'm not familiar
with that one.Copy !req
119. That's where we go
riding into town...Copy !req
120. and a-whapping and a-whooping
every living thing...Copy !req
121. that moves within an inch
of its life!Copy !req
122. Except the women folks, of course.Copy !req
123. You spare the women?Copy !req
124. No, we rape the shit out of them
at the Number Six dance later on!Copy !req
125. That's marvelous! That's so creative!Copy !req
126. Why, Taggart, you've been hurt!Copy !req
127. That uppity nigger hit me
on the head with a shovel.Copy !req
128. I'd sure appreciate it, sir, if
you could find it in your heart...Copy !req
129. to hang him up by his
neck until he was dead.Copy !req
130. Got him locked up downstairs.Copy !req
131. Consider it done, stout fellow.Copy !req
132. I've got a special.
When can you work him in?Copy !req
133. I couldn't possibly fit him in
until Monday, sir. I'm booked solid.Copy !req
134. Monday. Splendid.Copy !req
135. Thank you, sir.
And don't you worry.Copy !req
136. We'll make Rock Ridge
think it's a chicken...Copy !req
137. that got caught in a tractor's nuts!Copy !req
138. It's all right, Taggart. Just a man
and a horse being hung out there.Copy !req
139. "There was a peaceful town
called Rock Ridge,Copy !req
140. "... where people lived in harmony.Copy !req
141. "They never had no kind of trouble.Copy !req
142. "There was no hint of misery.Copy !req
143. "The town saloon was always lively...Copy !req
144. "... but never nasty or obscene.Copy !req
145. "Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson.Copy !req
146. "He always kept things nice and clean!Copy !req
147. "And all at once the trouble started.Copy !req
148. "A pack of murderers and thieves...Copy !req
149. "... like swarms of locusts
they descended...Copy !req
150. "... their aim to make
the townsfolk flee."Copy !req
151. Well, that's the end of this suit!Copy !req
152. Have you ever seen such cruelty?Copy !req
153. "Now is a time of great decision.Copy !req
154. "Are we to stay or up and quit?Copy !req
155. "There's no avoiding this conclusion.Copy !req
156. "Our town is turning into shit!"Copy !req
157. Well, I don't have to tell you
good folks...Copy !req
158. what has been happening
here in our beloved town.Copy !req
159. Sheriff murdered, crops burned...Copy !req
160. stores looted, people stampeded...Copy !req
161. and cattle raped!Copy !req
162. Now the time has come to act.
And act fast!Copy !req
163. I'm leaving.Copy !req
164. You get back here, you old
pious, candy-ass sidewinder!Copy !req
165. There ain't no way that nobody
is going to leave this town!Copy !req
166. Hell, I was born here
and I was raised here...Copy !req
167. and goddamn it,
I'm going to die here!Copy !req
168. And no sidewinder,
bushwhacking, hornswoggling...Copy !req
169. cracker croaker, is going
to ruin my biscuit-cutter!Copy !req
170. Now who can argue with that?Copy !req
171. I think we're all indebted
to Gabby Johnson...Copy !req
172. for clearly stating
what needed to be said.Copy !req
173. I'm particularly glad that
these lovely children...Copy !req
174. were here today to hear that speech.Copy !req
175. Not only was it authentic
frontier gibberish...Copy !req
176. it expressed a courage
little seen in this day and age!Copy !req
177. What are we made of?Copy !req
178. Our fathers came across the prairie...Copy !req
179. fought Indians, fought drought,
fought locusts, fought Dix!Copy !req
180. Remember when Richard Dix came in here
and tried to take over this town?Copy !req
181. Well, we didn't give up then...Copy !req
182. and by gum, we're not
going to give up now!Copy !req
183. Olson Johnson is right!Copy !req
184. What kind of people are we, anyhow?
I say we stay and fight it out!Copy !req
185. Dr. Samuel Johnson is right about
Olson Johnson's being right.Copy !req
186. And I'm not giving up
my ice cream parlor...Copy !req
187. that I built with these two hands
for nothing or nobody!Copy !req
188. Howard Johnson is right!Copy !req
189. Well, if we're going to stay, and
I think it's a big mistake...Copy !req
190. we're going to need a new sheriff.
Now, who is it going to be?Copy !req
191. Why don't we wire the governor
to send us a sheriff?Copy !req
192. Why should we get our own men killed?Copy !req
193. Howard Johnson is right.
We'll wire the governor.Copy !req
194. Then let us pray for the deliverance
of our new sheriff.Copy !req
195. Will the congregation please rise?Copy !req
196. I shall now read from the books
of Matthew, Mark, Luke...Copy !req
197. and duck!Copy !req
198. We've got to do something at once!Copy !req
199. Governor, may I disturb
you for a moment, sir?Copy !req
200. If you will just sign this, governor.
Right here.Copy !req
201. Yes, what the hell is it?Copy !req
202. Well, under the provisions
of this bill...Copy !req
203. we would snatch 200,000 acres
of Indian territory...Copy !req
204. which we have deemed unsafe
for their use at this time.Copy !req
205. They're such children.Copy !req
206. 200,000 acres!
200,000 acres!Copy !req
207. What will it cost, man?
What will it cost?Copy !req
208. A box of these.Copy !req
209. Are you crazy? They'll never go
for it, and then again they might.Copy !req
210. The little red devils, they
love toys. May I try one?Copy !req
211. These things are defective.Copy !req
212. Right as usual, sir.Copy !req
213. Show-off!Copy !req
214. Just sign this, sir. Right here.Copy !req
215. Okay, give us a hand here.Copy !req
216. Work, work, work.Copy !req
217. Hello, boys, have a good night's rest?
I missed you.Copy !req
218. Just one more bill for you to sign, sir.Copy !req
219. What is this?Copy !req
220. This is the bill that will convert
the State Hospital for the Insane...Copy !req
221. into the William J. Le Petomane
Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane.Copy !req
222. Gentlemen, this...Copy !req
223. this bill will be
a giant step forward...Copy !req
224. in the treatment
of the insane gambler.Copy !req
225. Yes, bravo! Beautiful.Copy !req
226. Thank you, Hedy. Thank you.Copy !req
227. It's not Hedy. It's Hedley.
Hedley Lamarr.Copy !req
228. What the hell are you worried about?Copy !req
229. This is 1874.
You'll be able to sue her.Copy !req
230. All right, help me in with this.Copy !req
231. Just, ah, think of your secretary.Copy !req
232. Ah, that was a very good suggestion.Copy !req
233. Okay, is that it? Anything else?Copy !req
234. Just this urgent telegram
from Rock Ridge.Copy !req
235. It arrived last Friday.Copy !req
236. Read it, read it.Copy !req
237. "Sheriff murdered. Church meeting
bombed. Reign of terror must cease.Copy !req
238. "Send new sheriff immediately."Copy !req
239. Holy underwear!Copy !req
240. Sheriff murdered. Innocent women
and children blown to bits!Copy !req
241. We've got to protect our
phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen.Copy !req
242. We must do something about this
immediately, immediately, immediately!Copy !req
243. I didn't get a "hrumph" out of that guy!Copy !req
244. Give the governor a "hrumph."Copy !req
245. You watch your ass.Copy !req
246. Gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters.Copy !req
247. Well put.Copy !req
248. As Attorney General, I can assure you...Copy !req
249. that a suitable sheriff will be found
to restore the peace in Rock Ridge.Copy !req
250. Meeting is adjourned.Copy !req
251. Oh, I am sorry, sir. I didn't mean
to overstep my bounds. You say that.Copy !req
252. What?Copy !req
253. - Meeting is adjourned.
- It is?Copy !req
254. No. You say that, governor.Copy !req
255. - What?
- Meeting is adjourned.Copy !req
256. It is?Copy !req
257. Here, play around with this for a while.
They are sweeping the country.Copy !req
258. Why don't you give these out
to some of the boys...Copy !req
259. in lieu of pay? Here you go.Copy !req
260. And one for Miss Stein,
my beloved secretary.Copy !req
261. Play with these, boys,
in lieu of the other things.Copy !req
262. This friggin' thing is warped.Copy !req
263. Why do I always get a warped one?Copy !req
264. A sheriff! But law and order
is the last thing I want.Copy !req
265. Wait a minute. Maybe I could
turn this thing to my advantage.Copy !req
266. If I could find a sheriff who so
offends the citizens of Rock Ridge...Copy !req
267. that his very appearance
would drive them out of town...Copy !req
268. But where would I find such a man?Copy !req
269. Why am I asking you?Copy !req
270. Welcome to Hanging House.
Not to worry...Copy !req
271. everyone is equal in my eye.Copy !req
272. Oh, not my ear!Copy !req
273. Governor!Copy !req
274. Official business, sir.Copy !req
275. Is it important?Copy !req
276. It's very crucial.Copy !req
277. Be with you in a minute.Copy !req
278. Throw something on
and stay in that position.Copy !req
279. Forgive me, I was just, ah, walking
the parapet, taking a look around.Copy !req
280. What can I do for you?Copy !req
281. Governor, as per your instructions...Copy !req
282. I'd like you to meet
the new sheriff of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
283. I'd be delighted... Wow!Copy !req
284. I've got to talk to you. Come here.
Have you gone berserk?Copy !req
285. Can't you see that man is a nig...Copy !req
286. Wrong person. Forgive me.
No offense intended.Copy !req
287. Have you gone berserk?
Can't you see that man is a nig?Copy !req
288. Don't worry, sir.Copy !req
289. Now, Hedley, I've always
trusted your judgment before...Copy !req
290. but haven't you taken a giant leap
away from your good senses?Copy !req
291. Please, don't fly off the handle, sir.Copy !req
292. I'm about to make you
an historic figure.Copy !req
293. Maybe even get you a cabinet post.Copy !req
294. A cabinet post!Copy !req
295. Did you say that?Copy !req
296. Wonderful!Copy !req
297. Yes, the first man ever to appoint
a black sheriff! Just think, sir...Copy !req
298. Washington, Jefferson...Copy !req
299. Lincoln.Copy !req
300. Le Petomane!Copy !req
301. Sir, you have the seeds
of greatness in you.Copy !req
302. Nurse them, caress them,
pour water on them.Copy !req
303. Don't short-change yourself, sir.Copy !req
304. It will never work.
They'll kill him dead in one day!Copy !req
305. One day is all we'll need to secure your
name in the annals of Western history.Copy !req
306. And to get for you
a nomination for, dare I say...?Copy !req
307. Dare, dare!Copy !req
308. The Presidency!Copy !req
309. Hail to the Chief!
Hail to the Chief!Copy !req
310. "Four score and seven years ago...Copy !req
311. "... our forefathers
brought forth on this..."Copy !req
312. Are you coming back?Copy !req
313. In a moment, dear.Copy !req
314. Gentlemen, affairs of state must take
precedent over the affairs of state.Copy !req
315. Yes, of course, sir, we understand.Copy !req
316. Will you make all the arrangements?Copy !req
317. I will make all the arrangements.Copy !req
318. Especially the funeral.Copy !req
319. Good luck, good luck, boys.
Wonderful working with you. Good luck!Copy !req
320. Hurry up, get those flags up.
He'll be here soon.Copy !req
321. I just got a telegram from
the governor's office.Copy !req
322. The sheriff will be here at noon!Copy !req
323. Noon! I'd better rehearse my speech!Copy !req
324. "As Honorary Chairman of
the Welcoming Committee...Copy !req
325. "... it is my privilege to extend to you
a laurel and hearty handshake!"Copy !req
326. Wonderful!Copy !req
327. Excellent!Copy !req
328. Can you see him yet?Copy !req
329. The sheriff is coming!Copy !req
330. Ring out the church bell!Copy !req
331. Hey, the sheriff is a n...Copy !req
332. What did he say?Copy !req
333. The sheriff is near!Copy !req
334. No, no, dag blame it, gol darn
it, the sheriff is a n...Copy !req
335. As Chairman of the
Welcoming Committee...Copy !req
336. it is my privilege to extend a laurel
and hearty handshake to our new...Copy !req
337. nigger.Copy !req
338. Excuse me while I whip this out.Copy !req
339. "By the power vested in me by...Copy !req
340. "... the Honorable
William J. Le Petomane...Copy !req
341. "... I hereby assume the duties...Copy !req
342. "... of the Office of Sheriff in and for
the Township of Rock Ridge."Copy !req
343. Gentlemen, let us not allow anger
to rule the day.Copy !req
344. As your spiritual leader,
I implore you...Copy !req
345. to pay heed to this good
book and what it has to say.Copy !req
346. Son, you're on your own!Copy !req
347. Hold it!Copy !req
348. The next man makes a move,
the nigger gets it!Copy !req
349. Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.Copy !req
350. Listen to him, men.
He's just crazy enough to do it.Copy !req
351. Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this
nigger's head all over this town!Copy !req
352. Oh, Lordy, Lord, he's desperate!
Do what he say! Do what he say!Copy !req
353. Isn't anybody going to
help that poor man?Copy !req
354. Hush, Harriet. That's a
sure way to get him killed.Copy !req
355. Help me, help me...Copy !req
356. somebody help me!Copy !req
357. Shut up!Copy !req
358. Oh, baby, you are so talented.Copy !req
359. And they are so dumb!Copy !req
360. Goddamn it!Copy !req
361. I said, "Order"!Copy !req
362. You know, Nietzsche says,
"Out of chaos comes order."Copy !req
363. Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard!Copy !req
364. Now everyone be quiet...Copy !req
365. whilst we listen to Harriet van
Johnson, our esteemed schoolmarm...Copy !req
366. as she reads a telegram that she
herself has composed to the governor...Copy !req
367. expressing our feelings
about the new sheriff.Copy !req
368. "To the Honorable William J.
Le Petomane, Governor."Copy !req
369. Louder! Speak up! We can't hear you!Copy !req
370. I'm not used to public speaking.Copy !req
371. "We, the white, God-fearing
citizens of Rock Ridge...Copy !req
372. "... wish to express
our extreme displeasure...Copy !req
373. "... with your choice of sheriff.Copy !req
374. "Please remove him immediately.Copy !req
375. "The fact that you
have sent him here..."Copy !req
376. "... just goes to prove that you are
the leading asshole in the state."Copy !req
377. The drunk in number two must be awake.Copy !req
378. Are we awake?Copy !req
379. We're not sure.Copy !req
380. Are we black?Copy !req
381. Yes, we are.Copy !req
382. Then we're awake.
But we're very puzzled.Copy !req
383. I think I better straighten myself out.Copy !req
384. Need any help?Copy !req
385. All I can get.Copy !req
386. That's okay. Sit down over here.Copy !req
387. Hey, maybe you should
eat something first.Copy !req
388. No, thanks. Food makes me sick.Copy !req
389. A man drinks like that and doesn't eat,
he is going to die.Copy !req
390. When?Copy !req
391. What's your name?Copy !req
392. Well, my name is Jim,
but most people call me...Copy !req
393. Jim.Copy !req
394. Okay, Jim, since you are my
guest and I am your host...Copy !req
395. what is your pleasure?
What do you like to do?Copy !req
396. Oh, I don't know. Play chess...Copy !req
397. screw.Copy !req
398. Well, let's play chess.Copy !req
399. Checkmate.Copy !req
400. Checkmate.Copy !req
401. Why, you devious son-of-a-bitch!Copy !req
402. Happy days!Copy !req
403. Man, why do you do that to yourself?Copy !req
404. Oh, you don't really want to know that.Copy !req
405. I do, I do!Copy !req
406. Well, if you must pry.Copy !req
407. I must, I must!Copy !req
408. I don't know if you ever
heard of me before, but...Copy !req
409. I used to be called the Waco Kid.Copy !req
410. The Waco Kid. He had the
fastest hands in the West!Copy !req
411. In the world!Copy !req
412. Well, if you're the Kid,
then show me something.Copy !req
413. Maybe a couple of years ago I could
have shown you something, but today...Copy !req
414. Look at that.Copy !req
415. Steady as a rock.Copy !req
416. Yes, but I shoot with this hand.Copy !req
417. See, I knew you weren't the Waco Kid.
You were just pulling my lariat.Copy !req
418. See that king?Copy !req
419. Put your hands on both sides of it.Copy !req
420. Now when I say, "go,"
you try to grab it first.Copy !req
421. Man, that's no contest.
You're a mile away.Copy !req
422. Anyway, when you hear the word
"go," you just try to grab it.Copy !req
423. Ready?Copy !req
424. You looking for this?Copy !req
425. Well, raise my rent!
You are the Kid!Copy !req
426. Was. Yeah, I was the Kid.Copy !req
427. What happened?Copy !req
428. Well, it got so that every
piss-ant prairie punk...Copy !req
429. who thought he could
shoot a gun...Copy !req
430. would ride into town
to try out the Waco Kid.Copy !req
431. I must have killed more men
than Cecil B. DeMille.Copy !req
432. It got pretty gritty.Copy !req
433. I started to hear the
word "draw" in my sleep.Copy !req
434. Then one day...Copy !req
435. I was just walking down the street
and I heard a voice behind me say...Copy !req
436. "Reach for it, mister!"
I spun around.Copy !req
437. And there I was face to face...Copy !req
438. with a 6-year-old kid!Copy !req
439. Well, I just threw my guns
down and walked away.Copy !req
440. The little bastard shot me in the ass!Copy !req
441. So I limped to the nearest saloon,
crawled inside a whiskey bottle...Copy !req
442. and I've been there ever since.Copy !req
443. Have a drink.Copy !req
444. Anyway, that's all ancient history.
Now you tell me your story.Copy !req
445. What's a dazzling urbanite like you
doing in a rustic setting like this?Copy !req
446. If you really must pry.Copy !req
447. I must, I must!Copy !req
448. Well, back in '56...Copy !req
449. my folks and I were part
of this long wagon train...Copy !req
450. moving West.Copy !req
451. Well, not exactly part of it.Copy !req
452. You might say we were bringing up
the rear, when suddenly,Copy !req
453. from out of the West,
came the entire Sioux Nation!Copy !req
454. And let me tell you, baby,
they were open for business!Copy !req
455. Naturally, the white folks
didn't let us travel in their circle...Copy !req
456. so we made our own.Copy !req
457. Shvartzes?Copy !req
458. Luzem gayen!Copy !req
459. Cop a walk. It's all right.Copy !req
460. Thank you.Copy !req
461. Abi gezunt. Take off.Copy !req
462. They're darker than us!Copy !req
463. And the rest is history.Copy !req
464. Impressed?Copy !req
465. Always like to keep my audience riveted.Copy !req
466. How about some more beans,
Mr. Taggart?Copy !req
467. I'd say you've had enough!Copy !req
468. I understand there's a new sheriff
in town. Who wants to kill him?Copy !req
469. Why don't we give him to Mongo?Copy !req
470. Holy shit, that's too cruel!Copy !req
471. I'll be danged! That is a unique idea!Copy !req
472. Down, boy, down, boy,
down, Mongo!Copy !req
473. Hey, it's me. Taggart.Copy !req
474. Here, smell. Smell.Copy !req
475. That's a good Mongo.Copy !req
476. Hey, how about it? How would you
like to mutilate that new sheriff?Copy !req
477. Have a cigar.Copy !req
478. Oh, by the way,
I got a note this morning.Copy !req
479. From who?Copy !req
480. Well, I'm not sure.
It was addressed to the Deputy Spade.Copy !req
481. Well, once I establish
myself in this town...Copy !req
482. Deputy Spade might turn
out to be a groovy position.Copy !req
483. Listen, Bart,
I want you to do me a favor.Copy !req
484. I don't want you going
out there this morning.Copy !req
485. You can't win these people
over, no matter what you do.Copy !req
486. They're just not going to accept you.Copy !req
487. I'm glad those fingers ain't loaded!Copy !req
488. Just like old times.Copy !req
489. Like I told you, once you establish
yourself, they've got to accept you.Copy !req
490. Catch you later.Copy !req
491. Good luck.Copy !req
492. Ah, good morning, ma'am.Copy !req
493. And isn't it a lovely morning?Copy !req
494. Up yours, nigger!Copy !req
495. What did you expect?
"Welcome, sonny."Copy !req
496. "Make yourself at home."Copy !req
497. "Marry my daughter." You've got to
remember these are just simple farmers.Copy !req
498. These are people of the land.Copy !req
499. The common clay of the new West.Copy !req
500. You know.Copy !req
501. Morons!Copy !req
502. What the hell is that?Copy !req
503. Mongo! Santa Maria!Copy !req
504. I believe in it.
And if any one of you...Copy !req
505. friends and neighbors,
kind of gather around and...Copy !req
506. Holy shit!Copy !req
507. And they say that now in Paris,
France, even as we speak...Copy !req
508. Louis Pasteur has devised
a new vaccine...Copy !req
509. that will obliterate anthrax
once and for all.Copy !req
510. Hey, you can't park
that animal over there!Copy !req
511. It's illegal.Copy !req
512. Think of it, gentlemen. Hoof-and-
mouth disease a thing of the past!Copy !req
513. Never mind that shit,
here comes Mongo!Copy !req
514. I don't know what it is.Copy !req
515. Sheriff, Mongo's back!
He's breaking up the whole town!Copy !req
516. You've got to help us, please!Copy !req
517. Did you hear that? Now it's "please."Copy !req
518. This morning I couldn't get the time
of day. Who is this Mongo, anyway?Copy !req
519. Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who."
He's more of a "what."Copy !req
520. What he said.Copy !req
521. Well, I don't know...Copy !req
522. Oh, thank you very much!Copy !req
523. The fool's going to...Copy !req
524. I mean, the sheriff's going to do it.Copy !req
525. No, no, don't do that! If you shoot
him, you'll just make him mad.Copy !req
526. Candygram for Mongo!Copy !req
527. Me, Mongo.Copy !req
528. Sign, please.Copy !req
529. Mongo like candy.Copy !req
530. A little further down, to the right.Copy !req
531. I thought sure that Mongo
would mash him up...Copy !req
532. into little bitty sheriff meatballs.Copy !req
533. I just don't understand it.Copy !req
534. Be still, Taggart.Copy !req
535. My mind is a raging torrent...Copy !req
536. flooded with rivulets of thought...Copy !req
537. cascading into a waterfall
of creative alternatives.Copy !req
538. Gol darn it, Mr. Lamarr...Copy !req
539. you use your tongue prettier
than a $20 whore.Copy !req
540. Wait a minute, that's it!Copy !req
541. And it will work!Copy !req
542. You bet it will! What will work?Copy !req
543. Elementary, cactus-head!Copy !req
544. The beast has failed.Copy !req
545. And when the beast fails,
it's time to call in beauty.Copy !req
546. Beauty?Copy !req
547. She's never failed me before.
She'll turn him into jelly!Copy !req
548. She'll bring him to his knees!Copy !req
549. Where's my froggie?
Where's my froggie?Copy !req
550. I don't know.
I didn't see it when I came in.Copy !req
551. Damn your eyes, look for it!Copy !req
552. Oh, there it is.Copy !req
553. That was a close one! Daddy loves
Froggie. Froggie love Daddy?Copy !req
554. I don't know how you did it.Copy !req
555. He was nothing.Copy !req
556. The bitch was inventing
the candygram.Copy !req
557. They probably won't give me
credit for it.Copy !req
558. Good evening, sheriff.Copy !req
559. Sorry about the "Up yours, nigger."Copy !req
560. I hope this apple pie will in some
small way say thank you for your...Copy !req
561. ingenuity and courage in
defeating that horrible Mongo.Copy !req
562. Thank you. Much obliged.
Good night.Copy !req
563. Of course, you'll have the good taste
not to mention that I spoke to you.Copy !req
564. I'm rapidly becoming a big
underground success in this town.Copy !req
565. See, in another 25 years you'll be able
to shake their hands in broad daylight.Copy !req
566. Well, I'm not going to
hold my breath for it.Copy !req
567. Come on, I don't want to be late.
Lili von Shtupp is opening tonight.Copy !req
568. Lili von who?Copy !req
569. Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome.
Come on in.Copy !req
570. It's Hedley. For you, my dear.Copy !req
571. Oh, how ordinary.Copy !req
572. Oh, Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, Lili!Copy !req
573. I can't find the words to
truly express my joy...Copy !req
574. at the rekindling of our association.Copy !req
575. Bullshit, what's the job?Copy !req
576. I love it when you talk dirty.Copy !req
577. Come on, Lamarr, let's get down to
bwass tacks.Copy !req
578. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
579. I want you to seduce and abandon
the sheriff of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
580. You think you can do it?Copy !req
581. Is Bismark a hewwing?Copy !req
582. Oh, Lili, you're magnificent! Kiss me!Copy !req
583. And now, folks, the gal
you've all been waiting for...Copy !req
584. the Bavarian Bombshell herself!
Let's hear it for Lili von Shtupp!Copy !req
585. "Here I stand, the goddess of desire...Copy !req
586. "... set men on fire.
I have this power.Copy !req
587. "Morning, noon and night,
it's drink and dancing...Copy !req
588. "... some quick romancing,
and then a shower.Copy !req
589. "Stage door Johnnies
constantly surround me...Copy !req
590. "... they always hound
me with one request.Copy !req
591. "Who can satisfy their lustful habit?Copy !req
592. "I'm not a rabbit. I need some rest.Copy !req
593. "I'm tired...Copy !req
594. "... sick and tired of love...Copy !req
595. "I've had my fill of love...Copy !req
596. "... from below and above.Copy !req
597. "Tired, tired of being admired...Copy !req
598. "... tired of love uninspired.Copy !req
599. "Let's face it, I'm tired.Copy !req
600. "I've been with thousands
of men again and again.Copy !req
601. "They promise the moon.Copy !req
602. "They're always coming and
going and going and coming...Copy !req
603. "... and always too soon."Copy !req
604. Right, girls?Copy !req
605. "I'm tired.
Tired of playing the game.Copy !req
606. "Ain't it a crying shame?Copy !req
607. "I'm so tired."Copy !req
608. Goddamn it, I'm exhausted!Copy !req
609. Hello, cowboy, what's your name?Copy !req
610. "Tex ma'am"? Tell me, Tex ma'am...Copy !req
611. are you in show business?Copy !req
612. Nope.Copy !req
613. Well, then, why don't you get your
friggin' feet off the stage?Copy !req
614. Hello, handsome. Is that a 10-gallon
hat, or are you just enjoying the show?Copy !req
615. Oh, Miss Lili, oh, my lovely lady!Copy !req
616. "Tired of playing the game.Copy !req
617. "Ain't it a crying shame...Copy !req
618. "... I'm so tired.Copy !req
619. "She's tired.Copy !req
620. "Sick and tired of love.
Give her a break.Copy !req
621. "She's had her fill of love.
She's not a snake!Copy !req
622. "From below and above.
Can't you see she's sick?Copy !req
623. "She's bushed.Copy !req
624. "Tired of being admired.
Let her alone.Copy !req
625. "Tired of love uninspired.Copy !req
626. "Don't you know she's pooped?Copy !req
627. "I've been with thousands
of men again and again.Copy !req
628. "They sing the same tune!Copy !req
629. "They start with Byron and Shelley...Copy !req
630. "... then jump on your belly,
and bust your balloon.Copy !req
631. "Tired of playing the game.Copy !req
632. "Ain't it a friggin' shame?Copy !req
633. "I'm so..."Copy !req
634. Let's face it. Everything
below the waist is kaput!Copy !req
635. What does it say?Copy !req
636. "I must see you alone in my dwessing
woom right after the show."Copy !req
637. Wie gehts, meine schatzie?Copy !req
638. Faw out!Copy !req
639. A wed wose. How womantic!Copy !req
640. Have a seat, shewiff.Copy !req
641. Won't you excuse me for a moment...Copy !req
642. while I slip into something
a little bit more comfortable?Copy !req
643. Bitte, baby.Copy !req
644. Why don't you loosen your bullets?Copy !req
645. Ahh, I feel wefweshed!Copy !req
646. Isn't it bwight in here?Copy !req
647. There! Isn't that better?Copy !req
648. Pardon me, I'll be back in a moment.Copy !req
649. How is it going?Copy !req
650. He's like wet sauerkraut in my hands.
By morning he will be my slave.Copy !req
651. Splendid.Copy !req
652. Oh, just let me have a little feel.Copy !req
653. Where were we? Where are you?Copy !req
654. Let me sit down next to you.Copy !req
655. Tell me, schatzie...Copy !req
656. is it, ah, twu what they say
about the way you people are gifted?Copy !req
657. Oh, it's twu, it's twu!Copy !req
658. Vill you care for
another schnitzengruben?Copy !req
659. No, thank you. Fifteen is my
limit on schnitzengruben.Copy !req
660. Well, then, how about a little...?Copy !req
661. Baby, please, I am not from Havana.Copy !req
662. Excuse me, honey...Copy !req
663. besides, I'm late for work.
I've got some heavy chores to do.Copy !req
664. Vill I, vill I see you later?Copy !req
665. That all depends on how much
Vitamin E I can get my hands on.Copy !req
666. Nein, nein, achtung!Copy !req
667. No, no, you mustn't go! I need you!Copy !req
668. I never met nobody like you!
I can't live without you!Copy !req
669. Please, you're making
a German spectacle of yourself.Copy !req
670. Auf wiedersehen, baby.Copy !req
671. Oh, what a nice guy.Copy !req
672. Oh, deary, dear.
Look what the cat dragged in.Copy !req
673. What's happening in the clean world?Copy !req
674. Bad news.Copy !req
675. I've got a writ here for Mongo's
release signed by Hedley Lamarr himself.Copy !req
676. Why would a dude like
Hedley Lamarr care about Mongo?Copy !req
677. It's legal.Copy !req
678. Oh, those schnitzengrubens
can wipe you out!Copy !req
679. Wake up time!Copy !req
680. Okay, Mongo. You're free to go.Copy !req
681. Mongo no go.Copy !req
682. Oh, come on, Mongo.
You're a free man.Copy !req
683. Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart.
Sheriff first man ever whip Mongo.Copy !req
684. Mongo impressed, have deep
feelings for Sheriff Bart.Copy !req
685. Oh, you better watch out, big fella.Copy !req
686. I think Mongo's taken
a little fancy to you.Copy !req
687. Mongo straight.Copy !req
688. Maybe you know why a high-roller...Copy !req
689. like Hedley Lamarr is interested
in Rock Ridge.Copy !req
690. Don't know. Got to do
with where choo-choo go.Copy !req
691. Mongo, why would Hedley Lamarr care
about where the choo-choo goes?Copy !req
692. Don't know.Copy !req
693. Mongo only pawn in game of life.Copy !req
694. I think this might be a good time
to mosey out...Copy !req
695. to where they're building
the railroad...Copy !req
696. and maybe do a little snooping.Copy !req
697. Damn, damn, damn!Copy !req
698. Hey, how are you doing Bart?
Get down off that horse!Copy !req
699. Oh, you shifty nigger!
They said you were hung!Copy !req
700. And they were right!Copy !req
701. Look at that star, hoo-ee!
Civil service!Copy !req
702. Wait. Back off, scamp.Copy !req
703. You are addressing the duly appointed
sheriff of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
704. Rock Ridge? Hey, the railroad
is going through there!Copy !req
705. Back up off your brother!
Don't mess up your brother!Copy !req
706. Holy mother of pearl!Copy !req
707. It's that nigger that hit me
on the head with the shovel!Copy !req
708. Now what the hell do you think you're
doing with that tin star, boy?Copy !req
709. Watch that "boy" shit, redneck! You're
talking to the sheriff of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
710. Well, now if that don't beat all!Copy !req
711. Here we take the good time
and trouble...Copy !req
712. to slaughter every last Indian
in the West, and for what?Copy !req
713. So they can appoint a sheriff
that's blacker than any Indian!Copy !req
714. I am depressed.Copy !req
715. Excuse me, Mr. Taggart, sir, but I
sure do hate to see you like this.Copy !req
716. What if me and the boys were to
shoot that nigger dead?Copy !req
717. Would that pep you up some?Copy !req
718. Well, it might help.Copy !req
719. All right, boys. On the count of three.Copy !req
720. I wouldn't do that if I were you.Copy !req
721. Don't pay no attention to that alky.Copy !req
722. He can't even hold a gun,
much less shoot it.Copy !req
723. Like I said. On the count of three.Copy !req
724. One...Copy !req
725. two...Copy !req
726. three!Copy !req
727. Well, just don't sit there looking
stupid, grasping your hands in pain.Copy !req
728. How about a little applause
for the Waco Kid?Copy !req
729. All right, I'm through being
Mr. Goodbar!Copy !req
730. The time has come to act
and act quickly!Copy !req
731. All my plans have backfired!Copy !req
732. Instead of the people leaving,
they're staying in droves!Copy !req
733. Vhy don't you admit it?
He's too much of man for you. I know.Copy !req
734. You going to need an army to beat him!Copy !req
735. You're finished.Copy !req
736. Fertig! Fahrblunged! Fahrcocked!Copy !req
737. Shut up! You Teutonic twat!Copy !req
738. I must think.Copy !req
739. Wait a minute. She said army.
Of course!Copy !req
740. An army of the worst dregs ever
to soil the face of the West!Copy !req
741. I've decided to launch an attack that
will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes!Copy !req
742. What do you want me to do, sir?Copy !req
743. I want you to round up every vicious
criminal and gunslinger in the West.Copy !req
744. Take this down.Copy !req
745. I want rustlers, cutthroats,
murderers, bounty hunters...Copy !req
746. desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs,
nitwits, half-wits, dimwits...Copy !req
747. vipers, snipers, con men,
Indian agents, Mexican bandits...Copy !req
748. muggers, buggerers,
bushwackers, hornswagglers...Copy !req
749. horse thieves, bull dykes, train
robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers...Copy !req
750. shit kickers and Methodists!Copy !req
751. Could you repeat that, sir?Copy !req
752. Where's everybody going?Copy !req
753. Read this.Copy !req
754. Well, can't you see that's the
last act of a desperate man?Copy !req
755. We don't care if it's the First Act of
Henry the Fifth! We're leaving!Copy !req
756. Now, wait a minute!
Wait just one doggoned minute!Copy !req
757. Just give me 24 hours to come up
with a brilliant idea to save our town.Copy !req
758. Just 24 hours, that's all I ask.Copy !req
759. No!Copy !req
760. You'd do it for Randolph Scott.Copy !req
761. All right, sheriff. 24 hours.Copy !req
762. Next!Copy !req
763. Qualifications?Copy !req
764. Rape, murder, arson and rape.Copy !req
765. You said rape twice.Copy !req
766. I like rape.Copy !req
767. Charming. Sign right here.Copy !req
768. Take that badge.Copy !req
769. Qualifications?Copy !req
770. Arson, armed robbery, mayhem.Copy !req
771. Wait a moment. What have
you got in your mouth?Copy !req
772. Nothing, eh? Lyle.Copy !req
773. Gum!Copy !req
774. Chewing gum on line, eh?Copy !req
775. I hope you brought enough
for everybody.Copy !req
776. I didn't know there was
going to be so many.Copy !req
777. Boy, is he strict!Copy !req
778. We've got to get in there close
and find out what's happening.Copy !req
779. There's our ticket!Copy !req
780. Hey, boys!Copy !req
781. Look what I've got there!Copy !req
782. Hey, where are the white women at?Copy !req
783. Man, that was pretty! I liked that.Copy !req
784. Be ready to attack Rock Ridge at
noon tomorrow. Here's your badge.Copy !req
785. We don't need no stinkin' badges!Copy !req
786. Next!Copy !req
787. Qualifications?Copy !req
788. Stampeding cattle.Copy !req
789. That's not much of a crime.Copy !req
790. Through the Vatican!Copy !req
791. Kinky!Copy !req
792. Why, Rhett, how many times
have I told you...Copy !req
793. to wash up after
weekly cross-burning?Copy !req
794. See, it's coming off.Copy !req
795. And now, for my next impression,
Jesse Owens!Copy !req
796. Catch them!Copy !req
797. Hold up, men,
we'll head them off at the pass!Copy !req
798. Head them off at the pass?
I hate that cliché!Copy !req
799. Say, "hello."Copy !req
800. Hello.Copy !req
801. Listen to me, and listen to me good.Copy !req
802. I want you to get
all the brothers together...Copy !req
803. round up all the lumber, canvas, paint
and nails you can lay your hands on...Copy !req
804. and meet me tonight 3 miles
due east of Rock Ridge at midnight.Copy !req
805. You understand?Copy !req
806. Say, "goodbye."Copy !req
807. Thanks a lot, brother.Copy !req
808. All right, folks, I know you're a bit
confused wondering what you're doing...Copy !req
809. out in the middle of the prairie
in the middle of the night.Copy !req
810. You bet your ass!Copy !req
811. I'm hip.Copy !req
812. Now, before the sun comes up...Copy !req
813. we're going to build on this sight an
exact replica of the town of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
814. Every building, every storefront,
every rock and every tree...Copy !req
815. right down to the orange roof
on Howard Johnson's outhouse.Copy !req
816. I get it!Copy !req
817. And tomorrow when Hedley Lamarr
and his men come riding in...Copy !req
818. to destroy the real Rock Ridge...Copy !req
819. they'll actually be destroying
the fake Rock Ridge!Copy !req
820. But they'll think
it's the real Rock Ridge!Copy !req
821. But we'll know it's the fake Rock Ridge!Copy !req
822. How're we going to do it? We don't
have the time nor the people.Copy !req
823. Wrong! There's why.Copy !req
824. Who the hell are they?Copy !req
825. Railroad workers. They've agreed
to help us make our dream come true.Copy !req
826. And all they ask in return
is a little plot of land...Copy !req
827. they can call their own to homestead.Copy !req
828. What do you say?Copy !req
829. We'll give some land to the niggers
and the chinks...Copy !req
830. but we don't want the Irish!Copy !req
831. No deal.Copy !req
832. Ah, prairie shit! Everybody!Copy !req
833. Oh, Lord...Copy !req
834. do we have the strength to carry on
this mighty task in one night?Copy !req
835. Or are we just jerking off?Copy !req
836. Okay, okay, we have done it.
Now, let's see what we have done.Copy !req
837. Men, you are about to embark
on a great crusade...Copy !req
838. to stamp out runaway
decency in the West.Copy !req
839. Now you will only
be risking your lives...Copy !req
840. whilst I will be risking an almost
certain Academy Award nomination...Copy !req
841. for Best Supporting Actor.Copy !req
842. Now raise your right
hand for the pledge.Copy !req
843. Right!Copy !req
844. And repeat after me. I...Copy !req
845. your name...Copy !req
846. your name...Copy !req
847. Schmucks!
pledge allegiance...Copy !req
848. pledge allegiance...Copy !req
849. to Hedley Lamarr...Copy !req
850. to Hedy Lamarr...Copy !req
851. That's Hedley!Copy !req
852. that's Hedley...Copy !req
853. and to the evil...Copy !req
854. and to the evil...Copy !req
855. for which he stands!Copy !req
856. for which he stands!Copy !req
857. Now go do that voodoo
that you do so well!Copy !req
858. Hold the happiness. We are in trouble.Copy !req
859. Yep! We forgot one little detail.Copy !req
860. Nothing is missing. Everything is here,
down to the last hitching post.Copy !req
861. People. There are no people.Copy !req
862. Now don't panic. Don't panic.Copy !req
863. We just made a perfect copy
of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
864. Now all we've got to do is make
perfect copies of ourselves.Copy !req
865. But they'll be here in half an hour.Copy !req
866. Right, so we've got to
start working fast.Copy !req
867. You men start working on the dummies.
Jim and Mongo, come with me.Copy !req
868. I've got an idea that will
slow them down to a crawl.Copy !req
869. All right, let's go!Copy !req
870. Yeah, that's nice.Copy !req
871. Le Petomane Thruway! Now what
will that asshole think of next?Copy !req
872. Has anybody got a dime?Copy !req
873. Somebody's got to go back
and get a shit-load of dimes.Copy !req
874. Hurry up. Speed it up or we're
never going to get to Rock Ridge!Copy !req
875. Come on, move them through!Copy !req
876. Well, they're through the tollbooth.Copy !req
877. Look at this, they're buying it!Copy !req
878. All right, here we go.
Hold your ears, folks!Copy !req
879. It's show time!Copy !req
880. Nothing!Copy !req
881. What are we going to do?Copy !req
882. Any minute now they're going to discover
the town is fake and pull out!Copy !req
883. You think you could squeeze off
a little shot from here...Copy !req
884. and set off the dynamite down there?Copy !req
885. I'll give it a try.Copy !req
886. Oh, Lord, keep this man's eye keen...Copy !req
887. and may God grant...Copy !req
888. It's a fake!Copy !req
889. We've been suckered in!Copy !req
890. Okay, folks, let's wipe them out!Copy !req
891. Forgive me, Lord!Copy !req
892. "Throw out your hands,
stick out your tush.Copy !req
893. "Hands on your hips,
give them a push.Copy !req
894. "You'll be surprised, you're doing
the French Mistake. Voila!"Copy !req
895. All right, cut!Copy !req
896. Wrong!Copy !req
897. Just watch me. It's so simple!Copy !req
898. You sissy Marys!Copy !req
899. Give me the playback.
And watch me, faggots!Copy !req
900. Have you got it?Copy !req
901. Yessssssss.Copy !req
902. Sounds like steam escaping!Copy !req
903. Action! Okay, wait until I get out.Copy !req
904. Cut! What in the hell
do you think you're doing here?Copy !req
905. This is a closed set!Copy !req
906. Piss on you!
I'm working for Mel Brooks.Copy !req
907. Not in the face!Copy !req
908. Thank you.Copy !req
909. They've hit Buddy!
Come on, girls!Copy !req
910. You vulgar shit!Copy !req
911. Why, you miserable pansy!Copy !req
912. I'm parked over by the commissary.Copy !req
913. You brute, you brute,
you vicious brute!Copy !req
914. All right, all right...Copy !req
915. How many days do you have left, Joey?Copy !req
916. They lose me right
after the bunker scene.Copy !req
917. What the hell is that?Copy !req
918. Get your pies for the great pie fight!Copy !req
919. This is our Studio commissary
where some Hollywood stars...Copy !req
920. come to eat. Keep in line.Copy !req
921. And now we'll go to the
Special Effects Department.Copy !req
922. Yankee bean soup, cole slaw
and tuna surprise.Copy !req
923. Taxi!Copy !req
924. Drive me off this picture!Copy !req
925. You dropped your beads.Copy !req
926. One, please.Copy !req
927. Uh, student.Copy !req
928. Are you kidding?Copy !req
929. Pain in the ass.Copy !req
930. Look, Herman,
I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes!Copy !req
931. Hedley!Copy !req
932. Freeze it!Copy !req
933. Okay, Lamarr, go for your gun.Copy !req
934. Wait, wait, I'm unarmed.Copy !req
935. All right, we'll settle it like men.Copy !req
936. With our fists.Copy !req
937. Sorry, I just remembered. I am armed.Copy !req
938. How did he do such fantastic stunts
with such little feet?Copy !req
939. You shot the bad guy!Copy !req
940. Well, what do you want to do now?Copy !req
941. Come on, let's check out
the end of the flick.Copy !req
942. I sure hope there's a happy ending.
I love a happy ending.Copy !req
943. Sheriff, you can't go now.
We need you.Copy !req
944. My work here is done.
I'm needed elsewhere now.Copy !req
945. I'm needed wherever
outlaws rule the West.Copy !req
946. Wherever innocent women and children
are afraid to walk the streets.Copy !req
947. Wherever a man cannot
live in simple dignity.Copy !req
948. Wherever people cry out for justice.Copy !req
949. Bullshit!Copy !req
950. All right, you caught me.Copy !req
951. To speak the plain truth, it's getting
pretty damn dull around here.Copy !req
952. Good luck, Bart, and God bless you.Copy !req
953. 'Bye, baby brother.Copy !req
954. Keep the faith, brothers!Copy !req
955. Where are you headed, cowboy?Copy !req
956. Nowhere special.Copy !req
957. Nowhere special.
I always wanted to go there.Copy !req
958. Come on!Copy !req
959. "He conquered fear and
he conquered hate."Copy !req
960. "He turned our night into day."Copy !req