1. Come on, boys!Copy !req
2. The way you're lollygagging around here
with them picks and them shovels,Copy !req
3. you'd think it was 120°...Copy !req
4. It can't be more than 114.Copy !req
5. Dock that Chink a day's pay
for napping on the job.Copy !req
6. Now, come on, boys, where's your spirit?
I don't hear no singing.Copy !req
7. When you were slaves, you sang like birds.Copy !req
8. Go on. How about a good old nigger work song?Copy !req
9. "I get no kick from champagne.Copy !req
10. "Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.Copy !req
11. "So tell me why should it be true...Copy !req
12. "... that I get a belt out of you?Copy !req
13. "Some get a kick from cocaine."Copy !req
14. What the hell is that shit?Copy !req
15. I meant a song. A real song.Copy !req
16. Something like...Copy !req
17. "Swing low, sweet chariot..."Copy !req
18. Swing low? Sweet chariot?Copy !req
19. Don't know that one, huh?Copy !req
20. How about "De Camp Town Ladies"?Copy !req
21. "De Camp Town Ladies"?Copy !req
22. Ah, you know.Copy !req
23. "De Camp Town Ladies sing this song,
doo-dah, doo-dah.Copy !req
24. "De Camp Town race track five
miles long, all the doo-dah day!Copy !req
25. "Gonna run all night, gonna run all day.Copy !req
26. "Bet my money on the bobtailed nag,
somebody bet on the bay!"Copy !req
27. What in the wide, wide world
of sports is going on here?Copy !req
28. I hired you people to try to get a little track laidCopy !req
29. not to jump around like
a bunch of Kansas City faggots!Copy !req
30. Sorry, Mr. Taggart. I- I guess
we kind of got caught up.Copy !req
31. Dummy, the surveyors say they may
have run into some quicksand up ahead.Copy !req
32. Better check it out.Copy !req
33. Okay, I'll send down a team of
horses to check out the ground.Copy !req
34. Horses! We can't afford to lose
any horses, you dummy!Copy !req
35. Send over a couple of niggers.Copy !req
36. You and you.Copy !req
37. Sir, he specifically requested two niggers,Copy !req
38. but to tell a family secret,
my grandmother was Dutch.Copy !req
39. Get on that hand car and take it
down to the end of that line!Copy !req
40. Just trying to help you out.Copy !req
41. I didn't know your grandma was Dutch!Copy !req
42. "Oh, de Camp Town Ladies sing
this song, doo-dah, doo-dah.Copy !req
43. "Camp Town race track five
miles long, oh, doo-dah day.Copy !req
44. "Going to run all night, going to run all day.Copy !req
45. "I waged my money on the bobtail nag,
somebody bet on the bay!"Copy !req
46. Am I wrong...Copy !req
47. or is the world rising?Copy !req
48. I don't know, but whatever it is, I hate it.Copy !req
49. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
50. What is it that's not exactly water,
and it's not exactly earth?Copy !req
51. Quicksand!Copy !req
52. Oh, shit, quicksand!Copy !req
53. Goddang, now we are in trouble!Copy !req
54. They're in trouble!Copy !req
55. Get your rope there. Get over there quick.Copy !req
56. Dang, that was lucky.Copy !req
57. Doggone near lost a $400 hand cart.Copy !req
58. Yeah, we can take it right off to the,
just a little bit to the left of that hill.Copy !req
59. But we're going to die, Bart.
They're going to leave us here to die!Copy !req
60. Take it easy, Charlie. My foot is on the rail.Copy !req
61. Then maybe down that canyon.
I think it's pretty level off there.Copy !req
62. We can't swing back to the right
'cause of that hill there.Copy !req
63. That looks like the way
we'll have to go from here.Copy !req
64. Yes, we'll put her right down
through there over that ridge.Copy !req
65. Well, boys, the break is over.Copy !req
66. Don't just lay there getting a suntan.Copy !req
67. Won't do you any good, anyhow!Copy !req
68. Take that shovel and put her to some good use!Copy !req
69. What?Copy !req
70. Don't do that now!Copy !req
71. I have to.Copy !req
72. Send a wire to the main office
and tell them I said... OW!Copy !req
73. Send wire, main office,
tell them I said, "Ow". Gotcha.Copy !req
74. And right here, Mr. Lamarr, is
where we ran into quicksand.Copy !req
75. Quicksand. Splendid.Copy !req
76. And so the railroad has got
to go through Rock Ridge.Copy !req
77. Rock Ridge. Rock Ridge. Splendid.Copy !req
78. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.Copy !req
79. Rock Ridge. Rock Ridge.Copy !req
80. Be still, Taggart. Be still.Copy !req
81. My mind is aglow with whirling,
transient nodes of thoughtCopy !req
82. careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.Copy !req
83. Ditto!Copy !req
84. Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz!Copy !req
85. I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
86. A plan. We need a plan.Copy !req
87. What in the hell was that?Copy !req
88. We can't hear ourselves think!Copy !req
89. Sorry, your Worship, but I've got
two men home sick with the fluCopy !req
90. and it's utter chaos down here.Copy !req
91. I'll try to keep it as quiet as possible.Copy !req
92. But as you can see...Copy !req
93. this one is a doozey.Copy !req
94. Yes, the Doctor Gillespie killings.
Well, do your best.Copy !req
95. Now, let's see. Where were we?Copy !req
96. Rock Ridge.Copy !req
97. Yes, when that railroad goes
through Rock RidgeCopy !req
98. that land will be worth millions, and I want it!Copy !req
99. I want that land so badly, I can taste it.Copy !req
100. There must be a way.Copy !req
101. Clumsy fool!Copy !req
102. Wait a minute! There might be a legal precedent.Copy !req
103. Of course! Land-snatching!Copy !req
104. Land. La-land. "See 'Snatch'."Copy !req
105. Haley vs. United States.
Haley, seven. United States, nothing.Copy !req
106. You see, it can be done. It can be done.Copy !req
107. Unfortunately, there is one thing that
stands between me and that property.Copy !req
108. The rightful owners.Copy !req
109. There must be some way of scaring
them off, driving them out.Copy !req
110. Getting rid of every human being alive in that...Copy !req
111. It's down the hall and to the left.Copy !req
112. I've got it!Copy !req
113. What? What?Copy !req
114. I know how we can run
everybody out of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
115. We'll kill the first-born male
child in every household!Copy !req
116. Too Jewish.Copy !req
117. We'll work up a Number Six on them!Copy !req
118. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.Copy !req
119. That's where we go riding into townCopy !req
120. and a-whapping and a-whooping
every living thingCopy !req
121. that moves within an inch of its life!Copy !req
122. Except the women folks, of course.Copy !req
123. You spare the women?Copy !req
124. No, we rape the shit out of them
at the Number Six dance later on!Copy !req
125. That's marvelous! That's so creative!Copy !req
126. Why, Taggart, you've been hurt!Copy !req
127. That uppity nigger hit me
on the head with a shovel.Copy !req
128. I'd sure appreciate it, sir,
if you could find it in your heartCopy !req
129. to hang him up by his neck until he was dead.Copy !req
130. Got him locked up downstairs.Copy !req
131. Consider it done, stout fellow.Copy !req
132. I've got a special. When can you work him in?Copy !req
133. I couldn't possibly fit him in
until Monday, sir. I'm booked solid.Copy !req
134. Monday. Splendid.Copy !req
135. Thank you, sir. And don't you worry.Copy !req
136. We'll make Rock Ridge think it's a chickenCopy !req
137. that got caught in a tractor's nuts!Copy !req
138. It's all right, Taggart. Just a man
and a horse being hung out there.Copy !req
139. "There was a peaceful town called Rock Ridge,Copy !req
140. "... where people lived in harmony.Copy !req
141. "They never had no kind of trouble.Copy !req
142. "There was no hint of misery.Copy !req
143. "The town saloon was always lively...Copy !req
144. "... but never nasty or obscene.Copy !req
145. "Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson.Copy !req
146. "He always kept things nice and clean!Copy !req
147. "And all at once the trouble started.Copy !req
148. "A pack of murderers and thieves...Copy !req
149. "... like swarms of locusts they descended...Copy !req
150. "... their aim to make the townsfolk flee."Copy !req
151. Well, that's the end of this suit!Copy !req
152. Have you ever seen such cruelty?Copy !req
153. "Now is a time of great decision.Copy !req
154. "Are we to stay or up and quit?Copy !req
155. "There's no avoiding this conclusion.Copy !req
156. "Our town is turning into shit!"Copy !req
157. Well, I don't have to tell you good folksCopy !req
158. what has been happening
here in our beloved town.Copy !req
159. Sheriff murdered, crops burned,Copy !req
160. stores looted, people stampeded,Copy !req
161. and cattle raped!Copy !req
162. Now the time has come to act. And act fast!Copy !req
163. I'm leaving.Copy !req
164. You get back here, you old
pious, candy-ass sidewinder!Copy !req
165. There ain't no way that nobody
is going to leave this town!Copy !req
166. Hell, I was born here and I was raised hereCopy !req
167. and goddamn it, I'm going to die here!Copy !req
168. And no sidewinder, bushwhacking, hornswoggling,Copy !req
169. cracker croaker, is going to ruin my biscuit-cutter!Copy !req
170. Now who can argue with that?Copy !req
171. I think we're all indebted to Gabby JohnsonCopy !req
172. for clearly stating what needed to be said.Copy !req
173. I'm particularly glad that these lovely childrenCopy !req
174. were here today to hear that speech.Copy !req
175. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish,Copy !req
176. it expressed a courage
little seen in this day and age!Copy !req
177. What are we made of?Copy !req
178. Our fathers came across the prairie,Copy !req
179. fought Indians, fought drought,
fought locusts, fought Dix!Copy !req
180. Remember when Richard Dix came in here
and tried to take over this town?Copy !req
181. Well, we didn't give up thenCopy !req
182. and by gum, we're not going to give up now!Copy !req
183. Olson Johnson is right!Copy !req
184. What kind of people are we, anyhow?
I say we stay and fight it out!Copy !req
185. Dr. Samuel Johnson is right about
Olson Johnson's being right.Copy !req
186. And I'm not giving up my ice cream parlorCopy !req
187. that I built with these two hands
for nothing or nobody!Copy !req
188. Howard Johnson is right!Copy !req
189. Well, if we're going to stay,
and I think it's a big mistake,Copy !req
190. we're going to need a new sheriff.
Now, who is it going to be?Copy !req
191. Why don't we wire the governor
to send us a sheriff?Copy !req
192. Why should we get our own men killed?Copy !req
193. Howard Johnson is right. We'll wire the governor.Copy !req
194. Then let us pray for the deliverance
of our new sheriff.Copy !req
195. Will the congregation please rise?Copy !req
196. I shall now read from the books
of Matthew, Mark, Luke...Copy !req
197. and duck!Copy !req
198. We've got to do something at once!Copy !req
199. Governor, may I disturb you for a moment, sir?Copy !req
200. If you will just sign this, governor. Right here.Copy !req
201. Yes, what the hell is it?Copy !req
202. Well, under the provisions of this billCopy !req
203. we would snatch 200,000 acres of Indian territoryCopy !req
204. which we have deemed unsafe
for their use at this time.Copy !req
205. They're such children.Copy !req
206. 200,000 acres!
200,000 acres!Copy !req
207. What will it cost, man?
What will it cost?Copy !req
208. A box of these.Copy !req
209. Are you crazy? They'll never go
for it, and then again they might.Copy !req
210. The little red devils, they love toys. May I try one?Copy !req
211. These things are defective.Copy !req
212. Right as usual, sir.Copy !req
213. Show-off!Copy !req
214. Just sign this, sir. Right here.Copy !req
215. Okay, give us a hand here.Copy !req
216. Work, work, work.Copy !req
217. Hello, boys, have a good night's rest?
I missed you.Copy !req
218. Just one more bill for you to sign, sir.Copy !req
219. What is this?Copy !req
220. This is the bill that will convert
the State Hospital for the InsaneCopy !req
221. into the William J. Le Petomane
Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane.Copy !req
222. Gentlemen, this...Copy !req
223. this bill will be a giant step forwardCopy !req
224. in the treatment of the insane gambler.Copy !req
225. Yes, bravo! Beautiful.Copy !req
226. Thank you, Hedy. Thank you.Copy !req
227. It's not Hedy. It's Hedley. Hedley Lamarr.Copy !req
228. What the hell are you worried about?Copy !req
229. This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her.Copy !req
230. All right, help me in with this.Copy !req
231. Just, ah, think of your secretary.Copy !req
232. Ah, that was a very good suggestion.Copy !req
233. Okay, is that it? Anything else?Copy !req
234. Just this urgent telegram from Rock Ridge.Copy !req
235. It arrived last Friday.Copy !req
236. Read it, read it.Copy !req
237. "Sheriff murdered. Church meeting
bombed. Reign of terror must cease.Copy !req
238. "Send new sheriff immediately."Copy !req
239. Holy underwear!Copy !req
240. Sheriff murdered. Innocent women
and children blown to bits!Copy !req
241. We've got to protect our
phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen.Copy !req
242. We must do something about this
immediately, immediately, immediately!Copy !req
243. I didn't get a "hrumph" out of that guy!Copy !req
244. Give the governor a "hrumph."Copy !req
245. You watch your ass.Copy !req
246. Gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters.Copy !req
247. Well put.Copy !req
248. As Attorney General, I can assure youCopy !req
249. that a suitable sheriff will be found
to restore the peace in Rock Ridge.Copy !req
250. Meeting is adjourned.Copy !req
251. Oh, I am sorry, sir. I didn't mean
to overstep my bounds. You say that.Copy !req
252. What?Copy !req
253. - Meeting is adjourned.
- It is?Copy !req
254. No. You say that, governor.Copy !req
255. - What?
- Meeting is adjourned.Copy !req
256. It is?Copy !req
257. Here, play around with this for a while.
They are sweeping the country.Copy !req
258. Why don't you give these out
to some of the boysCopy !req
259. in lieu of pay? Here you go.Copy !req
260. And one for Miss Stein, my beloved secretary.Copy !req
261. Play with these, boys, in lieu of the other things.Copy !req
262. This friggin' thing is warped.Copy !req
263. Why do I always get a warped one?Copy !req
264. A sheriff! But law and order
is the last thing I want.Copy !req
265. Wait a minute. Maybe I could
turn this thing to my advantage.Copy !req
266. If I could find a sheriff who so
offends the citizens of Rock RidgeCopy !req
267. that his very appearance
would drive them out of town.Copy !req
268. But where would I find such a man?Copy !req
269. Why am I asking you?Copy !req
270. Welcome to Hanging House. Not to worry.Copy !req
271. Everyone is equal in my eye.Copy !req
272. Oh, not my ear!Copy !req
273. Governor!Copy !req
274. Official business, sir.Copy !req
275. Is it important?Copy !req
276. It's very crucial.Copy !req
277. Be with you in a minute.Copy !req
278. Throw something on and stay in that position.Copy !req
279. Forgive me, I was just, ah, walking
the parapet, taking a look around.Copy !req
280. What can I do for you?Copy !req
281. Governor, as per your instructions,Copy !req
282. I'd like you to meet
the new sheriff of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
283. I'd be delighted... Wow!Copy !req
284. I've got to talk to you. Come here.
Have you gone berserk?Copy !req
285. Can't you see that man is a nig...Copy !req
286. Wrong person. Forgive me.
No offense intended.Copy !req
287. Have you gone berserk?
Can't you see that man is a nig?Copy !req
288. Don't worry, sir.Copy !req
289. Now, Hedley, I've always
trusted your judgment before,Copy !req
290. but haven't you taken a giant leap
away from your good senses?Copy !req
291. Please, don't fly off the handle, sir.Copy !req
292. I'm about to make you an historic figure.Copy !req
293. Maybe even get you a cabinet post.Copy !req
294. A cabinet post!Copy !req
295. Did you say that?Copy !req
296. Wonderful!Copy !req
297. Yes, the first man ever to appoint
a black sheriff! Just think, sir...Copy !req
298. Washington, Jefferson...Copy !req
299. Lincoln.Copy !req
300. Le Petomane!Copy !req
301. Sir, you have the seeds of greatness in you.Copy !req
302. Nurse them, caress them, pour water on them.Copy !req
303. Don't short-change yourself, sir.Copy !req
304. It will never work.
They'll kill him dead in one day!Copy !req
305. One day is all we'll need to secure your
name in the annals of Western history.Copy !req
306. And to get for you a nomination for, dare I say...?Copy !req
307. Dare, dare!Copy !req
308. The Presidency!Copy !req
309. Hail to the Chief!
Hail to the Chief!Copy !req
310. "Four score and seven years ago...Copy !req
311. "... our forefathers brought forth on this..."Copy !req
312. Are you coming back?Copy !req
313. In a moment, dear.Copy !req
314. Gentlemen, affairs of state must take
precedent over the affairs of state.Copy !req
315. Yes, of course, sir, we understand.Copy !req
316. Will you make all the arrangements?Copy !req
317. I will make all the arrangements.Copy !req
318. Especially the funeral.Copy !req
319. Good luck, good luck, boys.
Wonderful working with you. Good luck!Copy !req
320. Hurry up, get those flags up. He'll be here soon.Copy !req
321. I just got a telegram from the governor's office.Copy !req
322. The sheriff will be here at noon!Copy !req
323. Noon! I'd better rehearse my speech!Copy !req
324. "As Honorary Chairman of
the Welcoming Committee...Copy !req
325. "... it is my privilege to extend to you
a laurel and hearty handshake!"Copy !req
326. Wonderful!Copy !req
327. Excellent!Copy !req
328. Can you see him yet?Copy !req
329. The sheriff is coming!Copy !req
330. Ring out the church bell!Copy !req
331. Hey, the sheriff is a n...Copy !req
332. What did he say?Copy !req
333. The sheriff is near!Copy !req
334. No, no, dag blame it, gol darn it,
the sheriff is a n...Copy !req
335. As Chairman of the Welcoming Committee,Copy !req
336. it is my privilege to extend a laurel
and hearty handshake to our new...Copy !req
337. nigger.Copy !req
338. Excuse me while I whip this out.Copy !req
339. "By the power vested in me byCopy !req
340. "... the Honorable William J. Le Petomane...Copy !req
341. "... I hereby assume the duties...Copy !req
342. "... of the Office of Sheriff in and
for the Township of Rock Ridge."Copy !req
343. Gentlemen, let us not allow anger to rule the day.Copy !req
344. As your spiritual leader, I implore youCopy !req
345. to pay heed to this good
book and what it has to say.Copy !req
346. Son, you're on your own!Copy !req
347. Hold it!Copy !req
348. The next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!Copy !req
349. Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.Copy !req
350. Listen to him, men.
He's just crazy enough to do it.Copy !req
351. Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this
nigger's head all over this town!Copy !req
352. Oh, Lordy, Lord, he's desperate!
Do what he say! Do what he say!Copy !req
353. Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?Copy !req
354. Hush, Harriet. That's a
sure way to get him killed.Copy !req
355. Help me, help me...Copy !req
356. somebody help me!Copy !req
357. Shut up!Copy !req
358. Oh, baby, you are so talented.Copy !req
359. And they are so dumb!Copy !req
360. Goddamn it!Copy !req
361. I said, "Order"!Copy !req
362. You know, Nietzsche says,
"Out of chaos comes order".Copy !req
363. Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard!Copy !req
364. Now everyone be quiet,Copy !req
365. whilst we listen to Harriet van
Johnson, our esteemed schoolmarm,Copy !req
366. as she reads a telegram that she
herself has composed to the governorCopy !req
367. expressing our feelings about the new sheriff.Copy !req
368. "To the Honorable William J.
Le Petomane, Governor."Copy !req
369. Louder! Speak up! We can't hear you!Copy !req
370. I'm not used to public speaking.Copy !req
371. "We, the white, God-fearing
citizens of Rock Ridge...Copy !req
372. "... wish to express our extreme displeasure...Copy !req
373. "... with your choice of sheriff.Copy !req
374. "Please remove him immediately.Copy !req
375. "The fact that you have sent him here..."Copy !req
376. "... just goes to prove that you are
the leading asshole in the state."Copy !req
377. The drunk in number two must be awake.Copy !req
378. Are we awake?Copy !req
379. We're not sure.Copy !req
380. Are we black?Copy !req
381. Yes, we are.Copy !req
382. Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled.Copy !req
383. I think I better straighten myself out.Copy !req
384. Need any help?Copy !req
385. All I can get.Copy !req
386. That's okay. Sit down over here.Copy !req
387. Hey, maybe you should eat something first.Copy !req
388. No, thanks. Food makes me sick.Copy !req
389. A man drinks like that and doesn't eat,
he is going to die.Copy !req
390. When?Copy !req
391. What's your name?Copy !req
392. Well, my name is Jim,
but most people call me...Copy !req
393. Jim.Copy !req
394. Okay, Jim, since you are my
guest and I am your host,Copy !req
395. what is your pleasure?
What do you like to do?Copy !req
396. Oh, I don't know. Play chess...Copy !req
397. screw.Copy !req
398. Well, let's play chess.Copy !req
399. Checkmate.Copy !req
400. Checkmate.Copy !req
401. Why, you devious son-of-a-bitch!Copy !req
402. Happy days!Copy !req
403. Man, why do you do that to yourself?Copy !req
404. Oh, you don't really want to know that.Copy !req
405. I do, I do!Copy !req
406. Well, if you must pry.Copy !req
407. I must, I must!Copy !req
408. I don't know if you ever heard of me before, but...Copy !req
409. I used to be called the Waco Kid.Copy !req
410. The Waco Kid. He had the
fastest hands in the West!Copy !req
411. In the world!Copy !req
412. Well, if you're the Kid, then show me something.Copy !req
413. Maybe a couple of years ago I could
have shown you something, but today...Copy !req
414. look at that.Copy !req
415. Steady as a rock.Copy !req
416. Yes, but I shoot with this hand.Copy !req
417. See, I knew you weren't the Waco Kid.
You were just pulling my lariat.Copy !req
418. See that king?Copy !req
419. Put your hands on both sides of it.Copy !req
420. Now when I say, "go", you try to grab it first.Copy !req
421. Man, that's no contest. You're a mile away.Copy !req
422. Anyway, when you hear the word "go",
you just try to grab it.Copy !req
423. Ready?Copy !req
424. You looking for this?Copy !req
425. Well, raise my rent! You are the Kid!Copy !req
426. Was. Yeah, I was the Kid.Copy !req
427. What happened?Copy !req
428. Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punkCopy !req
429. who thought he could shoot a gunCopy !req
430. would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid.Copy !req
431. I must have killed more men
than Cecil B. DeMille.Copy !req
432. It got pretty gritty.Copy !req
433. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep.Copy !req
434. Then one day...Copy !req
435. I was just walking down the street
and I heard a voice behind me say...Copy !req
436. "Reach for it, mister!"
I spun around.Copy !req
437. And there I was face to face...Copy !req
438. with a 6-year-old kid!Copy !req
439. Well, I just threw my guns
down and walked away.Copy !req
440. The little bastard shot me in the ass!Copy !req
441. So I limped to the nearest saloon,
crawled inside a whiskey bottle...Copy !req
442. and I've been there ever since.Copy !req
443. Have a drink.Copy !req
444. Anyway, that's all ancient history.
Now you tell me your story.Copy !req
445. What's a dazzling urbanite like you
doing in a rustic setting like this?Copy !req
446. If you really must pry.Copy !req
447. I must, I must!Copy !req
448. Well, back in '56...Copy !req
449. my folks and I were part
of this long wagon train moving West.Copy !req
450. Well, not exactly part of it.Copy !req
451. You might say we were bringing up
the rear, when suddenly,Copy !req
452. from out of the West,
came the entire Sioux Nation!Copy !req
453. And let me tell you, baby,
they were open for business!Copy !req
454. Naturally, the white folks
didn't let us travel in their circleCopy !req
455. so we made our own.Copy !req
456. Shvartzes?Copy !req
457. Luzem gayen!Copy !req
458. Cop a walk. It's all right.Copy !req
459. Thank you.Copy !req
460. Abi gezunt. Take off.Copy !req
461. They're darker than us!Copy !req
462. And the rest is history.Copy !req
463. Impressed?Copy !req
464. Always like to keep my audience riveted.Copy !req
465. How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?Copy !req
466. I'd say you've had enough!Copy !req
467. I understand there's a new sheriff
in town. Who wants to kill him?Copy !req
468. Why don't we give him to Mongo?Copy !req
469. Holy shit, that's too cruel!Copy !req
470. I'll be danged! That is a unique idea!Copy !req
471. Down, boy, down, boy, down, Mongo!Copy !req
472. Hey, it's me. Taggart.Copy !req
473. Here, smell. Smell.Copy !req
474. That's a good Mongo.Copy !req
475. Hey, how about it? How would you
like to mutilate that new sheriff?Copy !req
476. Have a cigar.Copy !req
477. Oh, by the way, I got a note this morning.Copy !req
478. From who?Copy !req
479. Well, I'm not sure.
It was addressed to the Deputy Spade.Copy !req
480. Well, once I establish myself in this town,Copy !req
481. Deputy Spade might turn
out to be a groovy position.Copy !req
482. Listen, Bart, I want you to do me a favor.Copy !req
483. I don't want you going out there this morning.Copy !req
484. You can't win these people over,
no matter what you do.Copy !req
485. They're just not going to accept you.Copy !req
486. I'm glad those fingers ain't loaded!Copy !req
487. Just like old times.Copy !req
488. Like I told you, once you establish
yourself, they've got to accept you.Copy !req
489. Catch you later.Copy !req
490. Good luck.Copy !req
491. Ah, good morning, ma'am.Copy !req
492. And isn't it a lovely morning?Copy !req
493. Up yours, nigger!Copy !req
494. What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny."Copy !req
495. "Make yourself at home."Copy !req
496. "Marry my daughter." You've got to
remember these are just simple farmers.Copy !req
497. These are people of the land.Copy !req
498. The common clay of the new West.Copy !req
499. You know.Copy !req
500. Morons!Copy !req
501. What the hell is that?Copy !req
502. Mongo! Santa María!Copy !req
503. I believe in it. And if any one of you,Copy !req
504. friends and neighbors,
kind of gather around and...Copy !req
505. Holy shit!Copy !req
506. And they say that now in Paris,
France, even as we speak,Copy !req
507. Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccineCopy !req
508. that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.Copy !req
509. Hey, you can't park that animal over there!Copy !req
510. It's illegal.Copy !req
511. Think of it, gentlemen. Hoof-and-
mouth disease a thing of the past!Copy !req
512. Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!Copy !req
513. I don't know what it is.Copy !req
514. Sheriff, Mongo's back!
He's breaking up the whole town!Copy !req
515. You've got to help us, please!Copy !req
516. Did you hear that? Now it's "please".Copy !req
517. This morning I couldn't get the time
of day. Who is this Mongo, anyway?Copy !req
518. Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who".
He's more of a "what".Copy !req
519. What he said.Copy !req
520. Well, I don't know...Copy !req
521. Oh, thank you very much!Copy !req
522. The fool's going to...Copy !req
523. I mean, the sheriff's going to do it.Copy !req
524. No, no, don't do that! If you shoot him,
you'll just make him mad.Copy !req
525. Candygram for Mongo!Copy !req
526. Me, Mongo.Copy !req
527. Sign, please.Copy !req
528. Mongo like candy.Copy !req
529. A little further down, to the right.Copy !req
530. I thought sure that Mongo would mash him upCopy !req
531. into little bitty sheriff meatballs.Copy !req
532. I just don't understand it.Copy !req
533. Be still, Taggart.Copy !req
534. My mind is a raging torrentCopy !req
535. flooded with rivulets of thoughtCopy !req
536. cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.Copy !req
537. Gol darn it, Mr. Lamarr,Copy !req
538. you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.Copy !req
539. Wait a minute, that's it!Copy !req
540. And it will work!Copy !req
541. You bet it will! What will work?Copy !req
542. Elementary, cactus-head!Copy !req
543. The beast has failed.Copy !req
544. And when the beast fails,
it's time to call in beauty.Copy !req
545. Beauty?Copy !req
546. She's never failed me before.
She'll turn him into jelly!Copy !req
547. She'll bring him to his knees!Copy !req
548. Where's my froggie?
Where's my froggie?Copy !req
549. I don't know. I didn't see it when I came in.Copy !req
550. Damn your eyes, look for it!Copy !req
551. Oh, there it is.Copy !req
552. That was a close one! Daddy loves
Froggie. Froggie love Daddy?Copy !req
553. I don't know how you did it.Copy !req
554. He was nothing.Copy !req
555. The bitch was inventing the candygram.Copy !req
556. They probably won't give me credit for it.Copy !req
557. Good evening, sheriff.Copy !req
558. Sorry about the "Up yours, nigger".Copy !req
559. I hope this apple pie will in some
small way say thank you for yourCopy !req
560. ingenuity and courage in
defeating that horrible Mongo.Copy !req
561. Thank you. Much obliged. Good night.Copy !req
562. Of course, you'll have the good taste
not to mention that I spoke to you.Copy !req
563. I'm rapidly becoming a big
underground success in this town.Copy !req
564. See, in another 25 years you'll be able
to shake their hands in broad daylight.Copy !req
565. Well, I'm not going to hold my breath for it.Copy !req
566. Come on, I don't want to be late.
Lili von Shtupp is opening tonight.Copy !req
567. Lili von who?Copy !req
568. Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome. Come on in.Copy !req
569. It's Hedley. For you, my dear.Copy !req
570. Oh, how ordinary.Copy !req
571. Oh, Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, Lili!Copy !req
572. I can't find the words to truly express my joyCopy !req
573. at the rekindling of our association.Copy !req
574. Bullshit, what's the job?Copy !req
575. I love it when you talk dirty.Copy !req
576. Come on, Lamarr, let's get down to bwass tacks.Copy !req
577. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
578. I want you to seduce and abandon
the sheriff of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
579. You think you can do it?Copy !req
580. Is Bismark a hewwing?Copy !req
581. Oh, Lili, you're magnificent! Kiss me!Copy !req
582. And now, folks, the gal
you've all been waiting for...Copy !req
583. the Bavarian Bombshell herself!
Let's hear it for Lili von Shtupp!Copy !req
584. "Here I stand, the goddess of desire...Copy !req
585. "... set men on fire. I have this power.Copy !req
586. "Morning, noon and night, it's drink and dancing...Copy !req
587. "... some quick romancing, and then a shower.Copy !req
588. "Stage door Johnnies constantly surround me...Copy !req
589. "... they always hound me with one request.Copy !req
590. "Who can satisfy their lustful habit?Copy !req
591. "I'm not a rabbit. I need some rest.Copy !req
592. "I'm tired...Copy !req
593. "... sick and tired of love...Copy !req
594. "I've had my fill of love...Copy !req
595. "... from below and above.Copy !req
596. "Tired, tired of being admired...Copy !req
597. "... tired of love uninspired.Copy !req
598. "Let's face it, I'm tired.Copy !req
599. "I've been with thousands
of men again and again.Copy !req
600. "They promise the moon.Copy !req
601. "They're always coming and
going and going and coming...Copy !req
602. "... and always too soon."Copy !req
603. Right, girls?Copy !req
604. "I'm tired. Tired of playing the game.Copy !req
605. "Ain't it a crying shame?Copy !req
606. "I'm so tired."Copy !req
607. Goddamn it, I'm exhausted!Copy !req
608. Hello, cowboy, what's your name?Copy !req
609. "Tex ma'am"? Tell me, Tex ma'amCopy !req
610. are you in show business?Copy !req
611. Nope.Copy !req
612. Well, then, why don't you get
your friggin' feet off the stage?Copy !req
613. Hello, handsome. Is that a 10-gallon
hat, or are you just enjoying the show?Copy !req
614. Oh, Miss Lili, oh, my lovely lady!Copy !req
615. "Tired of playing the game.Copy !req
616. "Ain't it a crying shame...Copy !req
617. "... I'm so tired.Copy !req
618. "She's tired.Copy !req
619. "Sick and tired of love. Give her a break.Copy !req
620. "She's had her fill of love.
She's not a snake!Copy !req
621. "From below and above.
Can't you see she's sick?Copy !req
622. "She's bushed.Copy !req
623. "Tired of being admired. Let her alone.Copy !req
624. "Tired of love uninspired.Copy !req
625. "Don't you know she's pooped?Copy !req
626. "I've been with thousands
of men again and again.Copy !req
627. "They sing the same tune!Copy !req
628. "They start with Byron and Shelley...Copy !req
629. "... then jump on your belly, and bust your balloon.Copy !req
630. "Tired of playing the game.Copy !req
631. "Ain't it a friggin' shame?Copy !req
632. "I'm so..."Copy !req
633. Let's face it. Everything below the waist is kaput!Copy !req
634. What does it say?Copy !req
635. "I must see you alone in my dwessing
woom right after the show."Copy !req
636. Wie gehts, meine schatzie?Copy !req
637. Faw out!Copy !req
638. A wed wose. How womantic!Copy !req
639. Have a seat, shewiff.Copy !req
640. Won't you excuse me for a moment,Copy !req
641. while I slip into something
a little bit more comfortable?Copy !req
642. Bitte, baby.Copy !req
643. Why don't you loosen your bullets?Copy !req
644. Ahh, I feel wefweshed!Copy !req
645. Isn't it bwight in here?Copy !req
646. There! Isn't that better?Copy !req
647. Pardon me, I'll be back in a moment.Copy !req
648. How is it going?Copy !req
649. He's like wet sauerkraut in my hands.
By morning he will be my slave.Copy !req
650. Splendid.Copy !req
651. Oh, just let me have a little feel.Copy !req
652. Where were we? Where are you?Copy !req
653. Let me sit down next to you.Copy !req
654. Tell me, schatzie...Copy !req
655. is it, ah, twu what they say
about the way you people are gifted?Copy !req
656. Oh, it's twu, it's twu!Copy !req
657. Vill you care for another schnitzengruben?Copy !req
658. No, thank you. Fifteen is my
limit on schnitzengruben.Copy !req
659. Well, then, how about a little...?Copy !req
660. Baby, please, I am not from Havana.Copy !req
661. Excuse me, honey.Copy !req
662. Besides, I'm late for work.
I've got some heavy chores to do.Copy !req
663. Vill I, vill I see you later?Copy !req
664. That all depends on how much
Vitamin E I can get my hands on.Copy !req
665. Nein, nein, achtung!Copy !req
666. No, no, you mustn't go! I need you!Copy !req
667. I never met nobody like you!
I can't live without you!Copy !req
668. Please, you're making
a German spectacle of yourself.Copy !req
669. Auf wiedersehen, baby.Copy !req
670. Oh, what a nice guy.Copy !req
671. Oh, deary, dear. Look what the cat dragged in.Copy !req
672. What's happening in the clean world?Copy !req
673. Bad news.Copy !req
674. I've got a writ here for Mongo's
release signed by Hedley Lamarr himself.Copy !req
675. Why would a dude like
Hedley Lamarr care about Mongo?Copy !req
676. It's legal.Copy !req
677. Oh, those schnitzengrubens can wipe you out!Copy !req
678. Wake up time!Copy !req
679. Okay, Mongo. You're free to go.Copy !req
680. Mongo no go.Copy !req
681. Oh, come on, Mongo. You're a free man.Copy !req
682. Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart.
Sheriff first man ever whip Mongo.Copy !req
683. Mongo impressed, have deep
feelings for Sheriff Bart.Copy !req
684. Oh, you better watch out, big fella.Copy !req
685. I think Mongo's taken a little fancy to you.Copy !req
686. Mongo straight.Copy !req
687. Maybe you know why a high-rollerCopy !req
688. like Hedley Lamarr is interested in Rock Ridge.Copy !req
689. Don't know. Got to do
with where choo-choo go.Copy !req
690. Mongo, why would Hedley Lamarr care
about where the choo-choo goes?Copy !req
691. Don't know.Copy !req
692. Mongo only pawn in game of life.Copy !req
693. I think this might be a good time to mosey outCopy !req
694. to where they're building the railroadCopy !req
695. and maybe do a little snooping.Copy !req
696. Damn, damn, damn!Copy !req
697. Hey, how are you doing Bart?
Get down off that horse!Copy !req
698. Oh, you shifty nigger!
They said you were hung!Copy !req
699. And they were right!Copy !req
700. Look at that star, hoo-ee! Civil service!Copy !req
701. Wait. Back off, scamp.Copy !req
702. You are addressing the duly
appointed sheriff of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
703. Rock Ridge? Hey, the railroad
is going through there!Copy !req
704. Back up off your brother!
Don't mess up your brother!Copy !req
705. Holy mother of pearl!Copy !req
706. It's that nigger that hit me
on the head with the shovel!Copy !req
707. Now what the hell do you think
you're doing with that tin star, boy?Copy !req
708. Watch that "boy" shit, redneck!
You're talking to the sheriff of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
709. Well, now if that don't beat all!Copy !req
710. Here we take the good time and troubleCopy !req
711. to slaughter every last Indian
in the West, and for what?Copy !req
712. So they can appoint a sheriff
that's blacker than any Indian!Copy !req
713. I am depressed.Copy !req
714. Excuse me, Mr. Taggart, sir,
but I sure do hate to see you like this.Copy !req
715. What if me and the boys were
to shoot that nigger dead?Copy !req
716. Would that pep you up some?Copy !req
717. Well, it might help.Copy !req
718. All right, boys. On the count of three.Copy !req
719. I wouldn't do that if I were you.Copy !req
720. Don't pay no attention to that alky.Copy !req
721. He can't even hold a gun, much less shoot it.Copy !req
722. Like I said. On the count of three.Copy !req
723. One...Copy !req
724. two...Copy !req
725. three!Copy !req
726. Well, just don't sit there looking stupid,
grasping your hands in pain.Copy !req
727. How about a little applause for the Waco Kid?Copy !req
728. All right, I'm through being Mr. Goodbar!Copy !req
729. The time has come to act and act quickly!Copy !req
730. All my plans have backfired!Copy !req
731. Instead of the people leaving,
they're staying in droves!Copy !req
732. Vhy don't you admit it?
He's too much of man for you. I know.Copy !req
733. You going to need an army to beat him!Copy !req
734. You're finished.Copy !req
735. Fertig! Fahrblunged! Fahrcocked!Copy !req
736. Shut up! You Teutonic twat!Copy !req
737. I must think.Copy !req
738. Wait a minute. She said army. Of course!Copy !req
739. An army of the worst dregs ever
to soil the face of the West!Copy !req
740. I've decided to launch an attack
that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes!Copy !req
741. What do you want me to do, sir?Copy !req
742. I want you to round up every vicious
criminal and gunslinger in the West.Copy !req
743. Take this down.Copy !req
744. I want rustlers, cutthroats,
murderers, bounty hunters,Copy !req
745. desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs,
nitwits, half-wits, dimwits,Copy !req
746. vipers, snipers, con men,
Indian agents, Mexican bandits,Copy !req
747. muggers, buggerers,
bushwackers, hornswagglers,Copy !req
748. horse thieves, bull dykes, train
robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers,Copy !req
749. shit kickers and Methodists!Copy !req
750. Could you repeat that, sir?Copy !req
751. Where's everybody going?Copy !req
752. Read this.Copy !req
753. Well, can't you see that's the
last act of a desperate man?Copy !req
754. We don't care if it's the First Act
of Henry the Fifth! We're leaving!Copy !req
755. Now, wait a minute!
Wait just one doggoned minute!Copy !req
756. Just give me 24 hours to come up
with a brilliant idea to save our town.Copy !req
757. Just 24 hours, that's all I ask.Copy !req
758. No!Copy !req
759. You'd do it for Randolph Scott.Copy !req
760. All right, sheriff. 24 hours.Copy !req
761. Next!Copy !req
762. Qualifications?Copy !req
763. Rape, murder, arson and rape.Copy !req
764. You said rape twice.Copy !req
765. I like rape.Copy !req
766. Charming. Sign right here.Copy !req
767. Take that badge.Copy !req
768. Qualifications?Copy !req
769. Arson, armed robbery, mayhem.Copy !req
770. Wait a moment.
What have you got in your mouth?Copy !req
771. Nothing, eh? Lyle.Copy !req
772. Gum!Copy !req
773. Chewing gum on line, eh?Copy !req
774. I hope you brought enough for everybody.Copy !req
775. I didn't know there was going to be so many.Copy !req
776. Boy, is he strict!Copy !req
777. We've got to get in there close
and find out what's happening.Copy !req
778. There's our ticket!Copy !req
779. Hey, boys!Copy !req
780. Look what I've got there!Copy !req
781. Hey, where are the white women at?Copy !req
782. Man, that was pretty! I liked that.Copy !req
783. Be ready to attack Rock Ridge
at noon tomorrow. Here's your badge.Copy !req
784. We don't need no stinkin' badges!Copy !req
785. Next!Copy !req
786. Qualifications?Copy !req
787. Stampeding cattle.Copy !req
788. That's not much of a crime.Copy !req
789. Through the Vatican!Copy !req
790. Kinky!Copy !req
791. Why, Rhett, how many times have I told youCopy !req
792. to wash up after weekly cross-burning?Copy !req
793. See, it's coming off.Copy !req
794. And now, for my next impression, Jesse Owens!Copy !req
795. Catch them!Copy !req
796. Hold up, men, we'll head them off at the pass!Copy !req
797. Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliche!Copy !req
798. Say, "hello".Copy !req
799. Hello.Copy !req
800. Listen to me, and listen to me good.Copy !req
801. I want you to get all the brothers togetherCopy !req
802. round up all the lumber, canvas, paint
and nails you can lay your hands onCopy !req
803. and meet me tonight 3 miles
due east of Rock Ridge at midnight.Copy !req
804. You understand?Copy !req
805. Say, "goodbye".Copy !req
806. Thanks a lot, brother.Copy !req
807. All right, folks, I know you're a bit
confused wondering what you're doingCopy !req
808. out in the middle of the prairie
in the middle of the night.Copy !req
809. You bet your ass!Copy !req
810. I'm hip.Copy !req
811. Now, before the sun comes up,Copy !req
812. we're going to build on this sight an
exact replica of the town of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
813. Every building, every storefront,
every rock and every treeCopy !req
814. right down to the orange roof
on Howard Johnson's outhouse.Copy !req
815. I get it!Copy !req
816. And tomorrow when Hedley Lamarr
and his men come riding inCopy !req
817. to destroy the real Rock RidgeCopy !req
818. they'll actually be destroying
the fake Rock Ridge!Copy !req
819. But they'll think it's the real Rock Ridge!Copy !req
820. But we'll know it's the fake Rock Ridge!Copy !req
821. How're we going to do it?
We don't have the time nor the people.Copy !req
822. Wrong! There's why.Copy !req
823. Who the hell are they?Copy !req
824. Railroad workers. They've agreed
to help us make our dream come true.Copy !req
825. And all they ask in return is a little plot of landCopy !req
826. they can call their own to homestead.Copy !req
827. What do you say?Copy !req
828. We'll give some land to the niggers
and the chinks,Copy !req
829. but we don't want the Irish!Copy !req
830. No deal.Copy !req
831. Ah, prairie shit! Everybody!Copy !req
832. Oh, Lord...Copy !req
833. Do we have the strength to carry on
this mighty task in one night?Copy !req
834. Or are we just jerking off?Copy !req
835. Okay, okay, we have done it.
Now, let's see what we have done.Copy !req
836. Men, you are about to embark
on a great crusadeCopy !req
837. to stamp out runaway decency in the West.Copy !req
838. Now you will only be risking your lives,Copy !req
839. whilst I will be risking an almost
certain Academy Award nominationCopy !req
840. for Best Supporting Actor.Copy !req
841. Now raise your right hand for the pledge.Copy !req
842. Right!Copy !req
843. And repeat after me. I...Copy !req
844. your name...Copy !req
845. your name...Copy !req
846. Schmucks!
pledge allegiance...Copy !req
847. pledge allegiance...Copy !req
848. to Hedley Lamarr...Copy !req
849. to Hedy Lamarr...Copy !req
850. That's Hedley!Copy !req
851. that's Hedley...Copy !req
852. and to the evil...Copy !req
853. and to the evil...Copy !req
854. for which he stands!Copy !req
855. for which he stands!Copy !req
856. Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!Copy !req
857. Hold the happiness. We are in trouble.Copy !req
858. Yep! We forgot one little detail.Copy !req
859. Nothing is missing. Everything is here,
down to the last hitching post.Copy !req
860. People. There are no people.Copy !req
861. Now don't panic. Don't panic.Copy !req
862. We just made a perfect copy of Rock Ridge.Copy !req
863. Now all we've got to do is make
perfect copies of ourselves.Copy !req
864. But they'll be here in half an hour.Copy !req
865. Right, so we've got to start working fast.Copy !req
866. You men start working on the dummies.
Jim and Mongo, come with me.Copy !req
867. I've got an idea that will
slow them down to a crawl.Copy !req
868. All right, let's go!Copy !req
869. Yeah, that's nice.Copy !req
870. Le Petomane Thruway! Now what
will that asshole think of next?Copy !req
871. Has anybody got a dime?Copy !req
872. Somebody's got to go back
and get a shit-load of dimes.Copy !req
873. Hurry up. Speed it up or we're
never going to get to Rock Ridge!Copy !req
874. Come on, move them through!Copy !req
875. Well, they're through the tollbooth.Copy !req
876. Look at this, they're buying it!Copy !req
877. All right, here we go. Hold your ears, folks!Copy !req
878. It's show time!Copy !req
879. Nothing!Copy !req
880. What are we going to do?Copy !req
881. Any minute now they're going to discover
the town is fake and pull out!Copy !req
882. You think you could squeeze off
a little shot from hereCopy !req
883. and set off the dynamite down there?Copy !req
884. I'll give it a try.Copy !req
885. Oh, Lord, keep this man's eye keenCopy !req
886. and may God grant...Copy !req
887. It's a fake!Copy !req
888. We've been suckered in!Copy !req
889. Okay, folks, let's wipe them out!Copy !req
890. Forgive me, Lord!Copy !req
891. "Throw out your hands, stick out your tush.Copy !req
892. "Hands on your hips, give them a push.Copy !req
893. "You'll be surprised, you're doing
the French Mistake. Voila!"Copy !req
894. All right, cut!Copy !req
895. Wrong!Copy !req
896. Just watch me. It's so simple!Copy !req
897. You sissy Marys!Copy !req
898. Give me the playback. And watch me, faggots!Copy !req
899. Have you got it?Copy !req
900. Yessssssss.Copy !req
901. Sounds like steam escaping!Copy !req
902. Action! Okay, wait until I get out.Copy !req
903. Cut! What in the hell
do you think you're doing here?Copy !req
904. This is a closed set!Copy !req
905. Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks.Copy !req
906. Not in the face!Copy !req
907. Thank you.Copy !req
908. They've hit Buddy! Come on, girls!Copy !req
909. You vulgar shit!Copy !req
910. Why, you miserable pansy!Copy !req
911. I'm parked over by the commissary.Copy !req
912. You brute, you brute, you vicious brute!Copy !req
913. All right, all right...Copy !req
914. How many days do you have left, Joey?Copy !req
915. They lose me right after the bunker scene.Copy !req
916. What the hell is that?Copy !req
917. Get your pies for the great pie fight!Copy !req
918. This is our Studio commissary
where some Hollywood starsCopy !req
919. come to eat. Keep in line.Copy !req
920. And now we'll go to the
Special Effects Department.Copy !req
921. Yankee bean soup, cole slaw and tuna surprise.Copy !req
922. Taxi!Copy !req
923. Drive me off this picture!Copy !req
924. You dropped your beads.Copy !req
925. One, please.Copy !req
926. Uh, student.Copy !req
927. Are you kidding?Copy !req
928. Pain in the ass.Copy !req
929. Look, Herman, I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes!Copy !req
930. Hedley!Copy !req
931. Freeze it!Copy !req
932. Okay, Lamarr, go for your gun.Copy !req
933. Wait, wait, I'm unarmed.Copy !req
934. All right, we'll settle it like men.Copy !req
935. With our fists.Copy !req
936. Sorry, I just remembered. I am armed.Copy !req
937. How did he do such fantastic stunts
with such little feet?Copy !req
938. You shot the bad guy!Copy !req
939. Well, what do you want to do now?Copy !req
940. Come on, let's check out the end of the flick.Copy !req
941. I sure hope there's a happy ending.
I love a happy ending.Copy !req
942. Sheriff, you can't go now. We need you.Copy !req
943. My work here is done.
I'm needed elsewhere now.Copy !req
944. I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the West.Copy !req
945. Wherever innocent women and children
are afraid to walk the streets.Copy !req
946. Wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity.Copy !req
947. Wherever people cry out for justice.Copy !req
948. Bullshit!Copy !req
949. All right, you caught me.Copy !req
950. To speak the plain truth, it's getting
pretty damn dull around here.Copy !req
951. Good luck, Bart, and God bless you.Copy !req
952. 'Bye, baby brother.Copy !req
953. Keep the faith, brothers!Copy !req
954. Where are you headed, cowboy?Copy !req
955. Nowhere special.Copy !req
956. Nowhere special. I always wanted to go there.Copy !req
957. Come on!Copy !req
958. "He conquered fear and he conquered hate."Copy !req
959. "He turned our night into day."Copy !req