1. And now let's welcome
our hometown hero,Copy !req
2. the next Governor of Washington,
Al Donnelly.Copy !req
3. Attention, Buckley residents,
voters of all ages, vote for Al Donnelly.Copy !req
4. He's the best man for the job.
You can count on Al, that's for sure.Copy !req
5. Hey, folks,
if you're wondering who to vote for,Copy !req
6. Al Donnelly's the man for the job.Copy !req
7. Time to go home now, little doggies.
Nothing for you in this truck. No food.Copy !req
8. Dogs, I want you to go home.
Get off my bumper.Copy !req
9. Come on. JesusCopy !req
10. God.Copy !req
11. Oh, my God.Copy !req
12. What is it with you dogs?Copy !req
13. You think this truck
is in heat or something?Copy !req
14. Get out of hereCopy !req
15. You know, if I got the same welcome
everywhere I wentCopy !req
16. that I get right here in my hometown,
my candidacy would be a lock.Copy !req
17. With your help, we will make it
all the way to the Capitol!Copy !req
18. - Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly!
- Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly!Copy !req
19. - Did you do this?
- No, no, no, did you?Copy !req
20. Oh, my God.Copy !req
21. There is a God.Copy !req
22. Tell me that is not your brother.Copy !req
23. What the hell is a marquee doing here?
It's crazy.Copy !req
24. Al, I'm so sorry, man.
I don't know what happened.Copy !req
25. Mike, forget about it.Copy !req
26. What'd you think,
it was a drive-in movie?Copy !req
27. I could get some time off
from the Rec Center.Copy !req
28. They said it was no problem when I said
I was gonna help with the campaign.Copy !req
29. So I was thinking maybe I could go
on the road with you and help out, or...Copy !req
30. Look, Mike, Mike, I know you're
behind me in this 100%,Copy !req
31. but I kind of need
some different help from you.Copy !req
32. Man, whatever you want, you know that.
The fighting Donnellys stick together.Copy !req
33. That's right. All right. Listen, I've got
a lot of good people in my corner.Copy !req
34. They're smart people,
and they want what we want.Copy !req
35. And we're gonna get there,
it's just gonna take some finesse.Copy !req
36. I'll do anything.
You just name it and I'll get started.Copy !req
37. All right.
And there's a lot to be done right here.Copy !req
38. - I mean, like phone canvassing.
- Right.Copy !req
39. Stuff like this. Just stay put
and I'll get you the details, all right?Copy !req
40. - We're gonna do it, little brother?
- Yeah.Copy !req
41. All right.Copy !req
42. - Come on. Let's go.
- All the way, Governor.Copy !req
43. Dock workers union. Come on.Copy !req
44. Let me make myself clear.
My brother is a priority.Copy !req
45. Now let's just find someone
in the organization.Copy !req
46. Just as long as he or she is reliable
and helps Mike make a contribution.Copy !req
47. So just find someone
and give them the assignment now.Copy !req
48. - Fine.
- Excuse me,Copy !req
49. Mr. About to be
Governor-Elect Donnelly.Copy !req
50. This assignment
you were just describing.Copy !req
51. If someone were to volunteer for this gig
and did the job well,Copy !req
52. would he or she possibly earn a staff
position in your new administration?Copy !req
53. Steve, not now.Copy !req
54. Hey.
Yes, he or she most certainly would.Copy !req
55. Then I am your man.Copy !req
56. Hi, there. This is Mike Donnelly, I work
over here at the Recreational Center.Copy !req
57. To be honest with you,
I pretty much run the place.Copy !req
58. Is this Pat Giles? Good, good.Copy !req
59. Hey, hope everything's going great
in your fine town ofAvery... Atwood.Copy !req
60. Say, the reason I'm calling
is I wanted to tell you a little bitCopy !req
61. about the candidacy ofAl Donnelly.
Al Donnelly is a guy with a dream.Copy !req
62. His dream is to become governor
of this great state of Washington.Copy !req
63. Hell, every guy's got his dream,
am I right?Copy !req
64. Between you, me and the wall,
I had a doozy myself last night.Copy !req
65. Get this, a corn-fed harvest mouse,
a hooker, a nun,Copy !req
66. a Flemish peasant woman
whips, chains, whistles, yo-yos,Copy !req
67. a circus midget,Copy !req
68. my grandmother riding by on a bicycle
giving me the finger, and a duck.Copy !req
69. I don't know... Are you crying?Copy !req
70. My lord. I am sorry.
Honey, please don't...Copy !req
71. Could you get your daddy on the phone?
No, don't hang up. Please.Copy !req
72. All right, I want a 32 belly option
on two, on two.Copy !req
73. Ready? Break.Copy !req
74. Hut one. Hut two. Let's do it.Copy !req
75. Yes!Copy !req
76. Yeah. Hey, little girls.
I'm gonna buy my mamma a new house.Copy !req
77. - This sucks. These teams aren't fair.
- What's the matter, Sullivan?Copy !req
78. You mad 'cause you found out
the new kid got an arm?Copy !req
79. - Suckers take the walk.
- Screw this. I quit.Copy !req
80. Fine then. Here's to the winners.Copy !req
81. Yeah. Kemp, fake head butt.
DeSalvo, fake head butt.Copy !req
82. New kid, fake head butt.
You broke my nose!Copy !req
83. There's so much blood.Copy !req
84. Mr. Donnelly, I swear,
I did not mean to do it. Please.Copy !req
85. Ketchup packet.Copy !req
86. Come on, guys, this is weird.
Let's go play some kickball.Copy !req
87. Yeah, come on, man.Copy !req
88. Forget those guys.Copy !req
89. What's your name?Copy !req
90. - Scott Colleary.
- Colleary?Copy !req
91. - You got a hell of an arm, Colleary.
- Thanks.Copy !req
92. Yeah.Copy !req
93. - Don't worry about those guys.
- Yeah, they don't like me too much.Copy !req
94. - Is your mom picking you up?
- My mom and dad got a divorce.Copy !req
95. I have to live with my grandma now.Copy !req
96. Come on. Label your streets
like the rest of the country.Copy !req
97. Buddy, are you okay?Copy !req
98. I'm not that far from dragging you out
of the car and beating you into dust.Copy !req
99. You should work up to that.
Kind of leaves you nowhere to go.Copy !req
100. I can go to your mama's
and start a small fire in her panties.Copy !req
101. Now, are you ready
to get out of the car?Copy !req
102. - No, sir.
- Come on, come on.Copy !req
103. You know what?
That was my fault, and I'm really sorry.Copy !req
104. Here, I got something for you.
It's kind of a souvenir. Here it is.Copy !req
105. Goodbye.Copy !req
106. Shit. I don't believe this.Copy !req
107. Damn it. I gotta ditch this guy.Copy !req
108. Hey!Copy !req
109. - That's my grandma, Mrs. Oneacre.
- Hi, ma'am.Copy !req
110. Bet you made
some nice friends today, huh?Copy !req
111. See you.Copy !req
112. Scott.Copy !req
113. God gave you a hell of a throwing arm,Copy !req
114. and I'll be damned
if I'll let that go to waste.Copy !req
115. I want you out on the football field,
you and me, every day,Copy !req
116. - working on your game. How's that?
- Sure.Copy !req
117. Nice to meet you, ma'am.Copy !req
118. - Hey, Mikey.
- Hey, Robbie.Copy !req
119. I spoke to Anderson at the theater,
he wants me to lock you up.Copy !req
120. I bet your brother's
righteously pissed, huh?Copy !req
121. No, he was pretty cool as usual.Copy !req
122. I wanna show you something.
Come here, check this out.Copy !req
123. In fact, I'm gonna be working
with one of his top guys.Copy !req
124. Nitrous Oxide boosters.
This thing must haul major ass.Copy !req
125. You could say that.Copy !req
126. Great.Copy !req
127. Damn it.Copy !req
128. Get out of my way, buddy.Copy !req
129. You know what, lady?
I got something for you.Copy !req
130. - A souvenir for you here.
- Yes?Copy !req
131. Never mind. Forget it.Copy !req
132. Well, what are you doing?
Playing pocket pool there, son?Copy !req
133. - Excuse me.
- Hey, you got a little chubby going there.Copy !req
134. Dream on, you little fart.Copy !req
135. Please don't be Mike Donnelly.Copy !req
136. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
137. I'm Steve Dodds,
one of your brother's advisors.Copy !req
138. - His top advisor, actually.
- Wow. It's great to meet you.Copy !req
139. Nice to... Nice to see you.Copy !req
140. Al, your brother, told me
to drop everything, come down here,Copy !req
141. kind of get you organized
for the final push for the big election.Copy !req
142. Well, let's get to it. Team Donnelly
gonna kick a little Tracy butt.Copy !req
143. What I thought is, we'd start
with the supermarket down hereCopy !req
144. and canvass that area first.Copy !req
145. - I...
- Yeah, no, no, no, trust me on this one,Copy !req
146. - it's a good idea.
- But...Copy !req
147. Listen, I'm running this show.Copy !req
148. You've gotta take my advice.
I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
149. - Do you have to go to the bathroom?
- Please pop the hood.Copy !req
150. - Please.
- Your thumbs! The hood.Copy !req
151. Okay. What latch?
Where do you want me to...Copy !req
152. Just pop the hood! Please!Copy !req
153. Popping the hood.Copy !req
154. Good afternoon, sir. We'd like you
to vote for Al Donnelly for governor.Copy !req
155. - We appreciate it.
- Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
156. Hi, ma'am.Copy !req
157. Vote for Donnelly.Copy !req
158. Sorry.Copy !req
159. Listen, I think it's better
if we bring the energy down a tad.Copy !req
160. Are you kidding me? These are
potential voters. It's showmanship.Copy !req
161. You gotta go out and get them.
Watch and learn.Copy !req
162. - Hi, folks! Vote for Donnelly!
- Good God, man!Copy !req
163. - Here, let me get that for you, sir.
- Look, I drove down here,Copy !req
164. I think I can put the groceries
in the trunk.Copy !req
165. A little help
from the Donnelly campaign.Copy !req
166. Back off, buster.Copy !req
167. - Come on, Mother.
- Let me help you, sir.Copy !req
168. - Get in the car, dear.
- All right, Mother.Copy !req
169. Folks, I'm having a little trouble here.Copy !req
170. Help! Help, please!Copy !req
171. He must be all hopped up
on crack cocaine.Copy !req
172. Floor it, Harold.Copy !req
173. I can't, I can't... Help!Copy !req
174. - Good, I think I've lost him.
- Stop! Please!Copy !req
175. Okay.Copy !req
176. - Good first day.
- Yeah.Copy !req
177. Washington State.
Isn't it a great place to raise a family?Copy !req
178. That's because, for the last eight years,
I've worked very hard as your governor,Copy !req
179. to make sure our state is clean,
safe and fiscally sound.Copy !req
180. If reelected to a third term,
I'll do my best as your governorCopy !req
181. to make sure that all the hopes and
dreams of Washingtonians come true.Copy !req
182. - Cut.
- I need a break.Copy !req
183. I'll be right back.Copy !req
184. Did you get the latest polls?Copy !req
185. Donnelly's brother
took a campaign van on a rampage.Copy !req
186. He can't get a break,
even in his hometown.Copy !req
187. He doesn't need a break.
They just gained another two points.Copy !req
188. We're all right.
A lot can be done in a week.Copy !req
189. If we don't do something soon,
he'll be living here.Copy !req
190. Who left this crap in here?Copy !req
191. - Promise me you'll stay in the car.
- I promise.Copy !req
192. What do we got here? A tall, cool one.Copy !req
193. Yeah.Copy !req
194. Go for it.Copy !req
195. I wanna get wrecked!Copy !req
196. Check it out.Copy !req
197. Yeah, man.Copy !req
198. Smoking, snorting, shooting,
sucking, toking, popping, dropping.Copy !req
199. Let's do a little dance.Copy !req
200. I'll party with you!Copy !req
201. - The kid's a star.
- No, he's a gold mine.Copy !req
202. Horseshit.Copy !req
203. Front page.Copy !req
204. - Jesus, Mike.
- It's not as bad as it looks.Copy !req
205. It turns out that he was giving these kids
a speech about saying no to drugs.Copy !req
206. Well, can you get the paper
to print a retraction?Copy !req
207. Yeah, sure, and they'll run it
on page 36 in about two weeks.Copy !req
208. Al, you can take this election.Copy !req
209. But your brother is creating
his own media feeding frenzyCopy !req
210. and all of it is negative!
We've got to put a lid on him.Copy !req
211. You're right, you're right,
but he doesn't deserve to be exiled.Copy !req
212. You just tell Steve
to watch him like a hawkCopy !req
213. and to keep the reporters at bay.Copy !req
214. Welcome,
Washington Teacher's Association.Copy !req
215. WelcomeCopy !req
216. Washington has
the most beautiful forests in America,Copy !req
217. and I am proud to be
an honorary Clark County lumberjack.Copy !req
218. - The tree's not falling.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
219. Don't let anyone ever tell you
your job is easy.Copy !req
220. Oh, my God!Copy !req
221. You make the call. The rest is
for damage control. You stay put.Copy !req
222. That's just great.
Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you.Copy !req
223. Excuse us forjust a moment.Copy !req
224. What the hell happened? That tree was
supposed to go down on the first whack.Copy !req
225. Well, I thought you covered really well.Copy !req
226. You're just lucky some kid
didn't get his head cracked wide open.Copy !req
227. - Yes, ma'am.
- Did you get the numbers in?Copy !req
228. Hot off the wire.Copy !req
229. - Donnelly's leveled off.
- We're dead even. Look at this.Copy !req
230. Front page.Copy !req
231. Donnelly's brother is like Roger Clinton,Copy !req
232. Billy Carter and Ronald Reagan's
entire family rolled into one.Copy !req
233. Let's move this out
of the land of mere embarrassmentCopy !req
234. into the realm of serious effect.Copy !req
235. Are you ready to play the game?Copy !req
236. - I've got some pretty nasty ideas.
- Good. Act on them.Copy !req
237. - I've been fired.
- What? Why?Copy !req
238. He said the Rec Center's state-funded.Copy !req
239. He can't afford to be associated
with any kind of a scandal,Copy !req
240. especially one involving kids and drugs.Copy !req
241. He said that he stood up for me,Copy !req
242. but word came from the top for me
to clear out my locker and get out.Copy !req
243. It's crazy, man. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
244. I love this job.
I've been here since the place opened.Copy !req
245. And then they just...Copy !req
246. Dude, can I get a couple of minutes
just to, you know,Copy !req
247. - clear some of the gear out?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
248. Hey, I'm sorry, man. Take your time.Copy !req
249. Hey, fellas, how's it going?
Can I help you?Copy !req
250. Hey, Mike, how's things?Copy !req
251. Kind of pissed off
about losing your job, huh?Copy !req
252. All right, pal, what's going on here?Copy !req
253. You know,
you really shouldn't play with matches.Copy !req
254. Hey! What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
255. God!Copy !req
256. Shit!Copy !req
257. Oh, my God!Copy !req
258. - Why in the hell... No!
- Mike, how the hell did this happen?Copy !req
259. Robbie, you know I didn't do this!Copy !req
260. Jesus, Mike, give me some credit,
will you? Did you see who did it?Copy !req
261. Two guys. I don't know who they were.Copy !req
262. Yeah, well, they didn't count on me
getting here first.Copy !req
263. Look, you guys get out of here,
and when the troopers arrive,Copy !req
264. I'll just tell them
I didn't find anybody here, all right?Copy !req
265. - Go ahead, take off!
- Thanks, Robbie.Copy !req
266. - I owe you one, man.
- Call me later.Copy !req
267. Fish, this is Mieghem. I'm down here
at the Pierce County Rec Center.Copy !req
268. Send fire units and a backup.
Look, I'm the only one down here!Copy !req
269. Well, did he do it or not?Copy !req
270. Kovary, on that subject, I would have
to lean toward the negative.Copy !req
271. I know what you're saying.Copy !req
272. Give me the phone, Roger.
Steve, it's Al. What is going on?Copy !req
273. Hey, Al. Well, in my opinion,Copy !req
274. - when I got to the...
- Let me talk to my brother.Copy !req
275. Al, I know how this must look,
but I had nothing to do with that fire.Copy !req
276. I loved that place! It was my life!
You got to believe me!Copy !req
277. Of course I believe you, man.
You had to have been set up,Copy !req
278. and we're gonna get
to the bottom of this right now!Copy !req
279. We have a game plan, don't we, Roger?Copy !req
280. Just tell me what to do and I'll do it.Copy !req
281. Roger and Steve
are gonna work this out.Copy !req
282. Mike, don't worry.
Everything is gonna be okay, I promise.Copy !req
283. Thanks, Al. Thanks.Copy !req
284. - Steve here.
- Meet me downstairs in the lobby.Copy !req
285. Dodds? Listen to me very carefully.Copy !req
286. We have got to keep this bozo
under wraps until the election is over.Copy !req
287. Now, I want you to do
exactly as I tell you.Copy !req
288. Yeah. Okay, keep talking.Copy !req
289. I know a place way outside of town.Copy !req
290. - All right! Bunk beds! I got dibs on top.
- Okay.Copy !req
291. First class, right?Copy !req
292. - What's that black thing?
- What?Copy !req
293. I don't know.Copy !req
294. - Touch it.
- What? You touch it.Copy !req
295. - You afraid?
- No, I'll touch it.Copy !req
296. - You totally didn't touch it.
- Well, then you touch it.Copy !req
297. - I will if you will.
- All right.Copy !req
298. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
299. Man! Oh, my God!Copy !req
300. - What is that?
- It's Ozzy Osborne!Copy !req
301. Oh, my God!Copy !req
302. - Whoa.
- I think it's gone.Copy !req
303. I hate those damn things.Copy !req
304. Man!Copy !req
305. It bit me! I'm gonna get rabies!
I'm stuck! I'm stuck!Copy !req
306. Come on!Copy !req
307. I got an idea, okay?Copy !req
308. I'll open the fridge, you hit the lights.
Bats are attracted to light.Copy !req
309. He'll fly in the fridge, I close the door,
end of story.Copy !req
310. That's moths, you dumb-ass, not bats.Copy !req
311. Yeah, moths.Copy !req
312. Watch this.Copy !req
313. That's it.Copy !req
314. - I think I got it!
- No way.Copy !req
315. - I think it's in there.
- Well, then look!Copy !req
316. You look.Copy !req
317. All right, we'll both look together.Copy !req
318. One, two, three!Copy !req
319. You idiot!Copy !req
320. You can't catch a bat with a pot, moron!Copy !req
321. You take a mop, a broom...Copy !req
322. God!Copy !req
323. - Get this thing off of me!
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
324. What the hell are you...Copy !req
325. Why are you hitting me?
It's gnawing at my skull!Copy !req
326. For God's sakes!Copy !req
327. - Die! Die!
- Please! You're aggravating it!Copy !req
328. Why are you kicking me?Copy !req
329. I can't see a damn thing!Copy !req
330. - Die!
- Jesus!Copy !req
331. I think I nailed it.Copy !req
332. God, I don't believe it!
I missed it! He's still alive!Copy !req
333. Can we please try my idea?Copy !req
334. Come on, boy!
Pull the thing tight so it gets in there!Copy !req
335. - I'm trying!
- Well, try harder! Stay over there!Copy !req
336. You moron!Copy !req
337. - Okay, it's flying in there!
- Get in!Copy !req
338. - It's flying in there!
- Get in!Copy !req
339. Okay, it's flying right in the middle!
Oh, my God, it touched my hand.Copy !req
340. If this doesn't work,
I'm sleeping in the car.Copy !req
341. Stay there! Okay, okay,
it's right in the middle! Okay, we got it?Copy !req
342. We got it? We got it? It's out of there!Copy !req
343. Good night, Steve.Copy !req
344. Good night, Mike.Copy !req
345. The police officer who arrived
before our guys was a friend of Mike's.Copy !req
346. He let him leave and never even
reported seeing him in there,Copy !req
347. so Mike was never linked to the fire.Copy !req
348. Neuschwander,
are you finished stirring that drink,Copy !req
349. or is this some kind
of fucking science experiment?Copy !req
350. Now, I realize
that you must stick close togetherCopy !req
351. because you share
a common goddamn backbone,Copy !req
352. but I wanna see some movement!Copy !req
353. Now!Copy !req
354. This is great. There's 1,502
registered voters in Garfield County.Copy !req
355. Go get them, Al.Copy !req
356. Hey, pretty good day.
No screw-ups. Keep up the good work.Copy !req
357. I'm gonna go take a squeege.Copy !req
358. God!Copy !req
359. What is wrong?Copy !req
360. Something tells me I want this car
to just keep driving.Copy !req
361. Hey, gang.Copy !req
362. Is there an Opie convention in town?Copy !req
363. - I'm kidding.
- You're not from around here, huh?Copy !req
364. - You know what? I am. Born and raised.
- Nope. Can't be true.Copy !req
365. Fire!Copy !req
366. Thanks for not shoving the nozzle
up my ass first!Copy !req
367. Vote for Donnelly!Copy !req
368. Every vote counts.Copy !req
369. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
370. Thank you, little roots.
Please stay strong.Copy !req
371. What in the hell was that all about?Copy !req
372. Yeah, well, you little freaks
better be careful,Copy !req
373. 'cause next time,
I don't go down so easy.Copy !req
374. Next time I'm gonna be like, "You wanna
spray me? How about this?"Copy !req
375. Arm grab! Snap kick! Side kick!
Rabbit punch!Copy !req
376. Rabbit punch into piledriver!
That's right, my friend, it's a piledriver!Copy !req
377. Who else? Who else wants some?
You? Sleeper hold! Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
378. Hey, that's my car.Copy !req
379. It's that same asshole.Copy !req
380. What the hell was that?Copy !req
381. Whoa, what happened to you?
You fall into some mud or something?Copy !req
382. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
383. And I'm gonna be rich,
because I'm the only person on EarthCopy !req
384. who knows
where you can find white mud.Copy !req
385. I didn't say "mud," I said "crud."
You fall into some crud or something?Copy !req
386. I can get some water, wipe off that crud.Copy !req
387. Come on, Mike.
I'm not one of your eight-year-oldsCopy !req
388. that's gonna believe that.Copy !req
389. - Shut up, Steve. Where'd you go?
- Make a phone call.Copy !req
390. Hey, remember I told you
about that guy that stole my car?Copy !req
391. - Yeah.
- He lives about a mile from here,Copy !req
392. - he's driving it.
- Well, let's go get it back.Copy !req
393. You don't want that kind of trouble.
This guy is unstable at best.Copy !req
394. You can't keep running away
from things. You got to be tough.Copy !req
395. Snakes! No! One looked at me!Copy !req
396. Check your underpants!
I hate those things!Copy !req
397. - Shit! It gets worse every second.
- I hate snakes!Copy !req
398. Whoa! Check it out.Copy !req
399. Jump in, wash that crap off.Copy !req
400. There's probably piranha in there.
This place is a nightmare.Copy !req
401. Get tough, Nancy boy. Jump in.Copy !req
402. I don't see you going in.Copy !req
403. - Where'd you go?
- Hello, Washington!Copy !req
404. This is great.Copy !req
405. I've never won three games in a row.
I hardly ever play checkers.Copy !req
406. Yeah, yeah, well, you know,
it's kind of easy to winCopy !req
407. when you never move your back row!Copy !req
408. God! Come on!Copy !req
409. Okay, well, where would you want me
to move this one?Copy !req
410. There.Copy !req
411. King me!Copy !req
412. Okay, move this one here.
It's safe, I swear. It's safe.Copy !req
413. That wasn't safe at all. What an idiot.Copy !req
414. - This is fun.
- Yeah, yeah, it was.Copy !req
415. What's going on?Copy !req
416. That's not normal.Copy !req
417. God!Copy !req
418. How the hell did that happen?Copy !req
419. Man.Copy !req
420. - This place is trashed.
- Check this out.Copy !req
421. This whole fridge is held up here
just by this plug.Copy !req
422. You okay?Copy !req
423. I'm just dandy!Copy !req
424. I got a bowl of chocolate pudding
in my underpants!Copy !req
425. We didn't have any pudding
in there, buddy.Copy !req
426. This sucks. I can't believe
I forgot to call Scott Colleary.Copy !req
427. Good luck getting out.
It's never gonna work.Copy !req
428. Yes, it will.
All you need to do is get a signal.Copy !req
429. - Hello?
- Hello?Copy !req
430. - Hello?
- Hello!Copy !req
431. - Hello?
- Miss Oneacre?Copy !req
432. - Yes.
- Hello, Miss Oneacre...Copy !req
433. Yes. Miss OneacreCopy !req
434. Hello? Are you there? Hello,
this is Mrs. Oneacre. Are you there?Copy !req
435. Miss Oneacre, this is Mike Donnelly.
Is Scott there?Copy !req
436. - No, he's not here.
- Jeez. I had to leave town.Copy !req
437. Could you tell him I'm sorry
and I'll make it up to him?Copy !req
438. - Yes, I'll give him the message.
- Okay, don't forget to tell him now.Copy !req
439. - Bye-bye.
- Hello?Copy !req
440. Good night, Steve.Copy !req
441. Good night, Mike.Copy !req
442. Man!Copy !req
443. - Oh, God!
- I don't like this, Mike. Mike?Copy !req
444. This sucks!Copy !req
445. - Good night, Steve.
- Good night, Mike.Copy !req
446. Hey, Mike, "I got dibs on top bunk."Copy !req
447. Shut up!Copy !req
448. - I love it.
- Why don't you shut up?Copy !req
449. Hello, Washington!
How's the weather up there, buddy?Copy !req
450. Shut up!Copy !req
451. Oh, no.Copy !req
452. - Hello.
- Hey, Roger? How you doing?Copy !req
453. It's Mike Donnelly. Is Al there?Copy !req
454. Gee, Mike, Al's kind of busy right now.Copy !req
455. Yeah, I know.
I just wanted to, you know, tell him,Copy !req
456. I'm working my tail off for him up here,Copy !req
457. and there's no way Al's
gonna lose Garfield County.Copy !req
458. Yeah, that's great. I'll be sure
to tell him. Thanks for ringing up.Copy !req
459. Come on, Roger, let me talk to Al.
It's only gonna take a minute.Copy !req
460. Al doesn't wanna speak to you.Copy !req
461. What do you mean,
Al doesn't wanna speak to me? Why?Copy !req
462. Listen very carefully to me, Mike.Copy !req
463. You know what Al calls you
when you're not around here?Copy !req
464. The idiot, okay? All right?
Is that blunt enough for you?Copy !req
465. You are not going to speak to him now.Copy !req
466. And as far as I'm concerned,
if I had my way,Copy !req
467. you wouldn't speak to him
after he's elected Governor!Copy !req
468. Kovary. Man, that guy's a dick.Copy !req
469. Who is he to say
I can't talk to my own brother?Copy !req
470. You know?Copy !req
471. I'm gonna go down there
and straighten this thing out.Copy !req
472. What do you think about that, Steve?Copy !req
473. Al's speaking at that
Rock the Vote concert in Seattle.Copy !req
474. Steve?Copy !req
475. What do you think if I went down there...Copy !req
476. That's sad.Copy !req
477. Hey, buddy, I was already in.
Hey, it's cool. I was in.Copy !req
478. Where's the fire?Copy !req
479. Dude, we pay these bands' salaries
by buying a ticket to this shit!Copy !req
480. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
481. Okey dokey, come on.Copy !req
482. Son, I'd like you to step away
from this vectorCopy !req
483. and get into
a different coordinate, pronto.Copy !req
484. There's no access for you
in this quadrant.Copy !req
485. Man, why don't you goosestep on down
to the women and children over thereCopy !req
486. and give them your little power trip?
All right?Copy !req
487. 'Cause they might be
impressed by it, asshole!Copy !req
488. - Yeah!
- Young fella,Copy !req
489. I'm gonna twist off your head
and spike itCopy !req
490. onto the floors of a nightmare
you can't even imagine!Copy !req
491. I will dance with you
inside of the six-sided ring of fireCopy !req
492. unless you move
from this area far and fast!Copy !req
493. Now!Copy !req
494. WowCopy !req
495. Man, I liked that move.Copy !req
496. Yeah, I learned it in the '84 Bounce-Off
over at Laguna Beach.Copy !req
497. The one Mr. T hosted.Copy !req
498. Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.
The same one.Copy !req
499. Wow!Copy !req
500. Whoops-a-daisy.Copy !req
501. I was looking for my brother,
Al Donnelly.Copy !req
502. He's around here somewhere.Copy !req
503. So you fellas are performers or...Copy !req
504. No, thanks. I never touch the stuff.Copy !req
505. There's enough in the air here
to get everybody high.Copy !req
506. Besides, it gives you the munchies.
God knows I don't need that.Copy !req
507. But...Copy !req
508. Rock The Vote presents Mudhoney!Copy !req
509. Rodge, I don't think these kids wanna
hear me talk about bond issues, man.Copy !req
510. Al, we are lucky to be a part of this.
Just go out, tell the kids to vote,Copy !req
511. do an interview with some MTV person,
and we're out of here.Copy !req
512. All right.Copy !req
513. So, he says,
"Rectum? Damn near killed him!"Copy !req
514. I love you guys. This is fun.Copy !req
515. So, anyway, what you're saying,Copy !req
516. I'm the Man, Whitey,Copy !req
517. - and you guys are the victims...
- Yeah.Copy !req
518. of a tyrannical, racist,
oppressive society!Copy !req
519. - That's right, man.
- Yes, that's right.Copy !req
520. Man, that sucks!Copy !req
521. I'm gonna talk to some people
and straighten this out, man!Copy !req
522. 'Cause this is a bunch of bullshit!Copy !req
523. - All right?
- All right!Copy !req
524. Yeah! I'm gonna go get them!Copy !req
525. - Kick ass, Whitey!
- Yeah!Copy !req
526. - So when do I go on?
- I don't know, six, seven minutes.Copy !req
527. - Just relax.
- All right. All right.Copy !req
528. - Straighten your tie.
- Should I lose the tie?Copy !req
529. - Loosen the tie.
- Just take it down.Copy !req
530. - Chill.
- Take it down.Copy !req
531. All right!Copy !req
532. Yeah, man! I love you guys!Copy !req
533. - Whoa, whoa, hang on. All right.
- Excellent!Copy !req
534. - What's your name?
- Mike Donnelly.Copy !req
535. Governor Donnelly? Nice threads.Copy !req
536. No, you jag, he ain't the governor.Copy !req
537. - He's running for governor.
- Well, hey, get on out there!Copy !req
538. No! You got the wrong guy!
Just a second, fellas! Come on.Copy !req
539. I'm not supposed to be here.Copy !req
540. God, what is this?Copy !req
541. I guess I could sure use some cupcakes
or some Peanut Butter Cups about now!Copy !req
542. Yeah! You know what that's about!Copy !req
543. So I guess you guys should vote,
you know,Copy !req
544. because voting kicks ass, right? Yeah!Copy !req
545. And let me tell you, if you're gonna vote,
why not vote for Al Donnelly, right?Copy !req
546. 'Cause if voting kicks ass...Copy !req
547. What in the hell...Copy !req
548. Please, God,
I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming.Copy !req
549. You've got some kickass shit!Copy !req
550. God, I'm a dead man.
I'm hyperventilating.Copy !req
551. 'Cause I'm born in the USA!Copy !req
552. You gotta fight for your right to vote!Copy !req
553. That's one small step for man,
one giant...Copy !req
554. I have a dream!Copy !req
555. Power to the people!Copy !req
556. - Burn, baby, burn!
- Mike!Copy !req
557. Hey, fellas! Yeah!Copy !req
558. Kill Whitey!Copy !req
559. No, no, no!Copy !req
560. - What in the hell were you thinking?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
561. - I just wanted to talk to you.
- Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
562. And I got... I dunno how it happened,
I just got thrown on stage.Copy !req
563. Why couldn't you just stay put, huh?Copy !req
564. I told you
I would take care of everything!Copy !req
565. You could trust me.
But no, we get "Kill Whitey"?Copy !req
566. I can't believe I have to ask you this,Copy !req
567. but are you trying
to screw things up for me?Copy !req
568. I mean, what is this?
Do you want me to lose?Copy !req
569. If I really thought you believed that,Copy !req
570. I just... I'd wanna die.Copy !req
571. Just stay out of the way. Okay?Copy !req
572. Are you or are you not
the Black Angel of Death?Copy !req
573. Without question.Copy !req
574. Don't agree with me.
It just pisses me off more.Copy !req
575. It's over. It's finished.Copy !req
576. You talking about your brother's
election hopes or just my career?Copy !req
577. The person I care about most in my life
hates me.Copy !req
578. I'm not a brother,
I'm an embarrassment.Copy !req
579. - So what do you wanna do today?
- I don't care. Whatever you want.Copy !req
580. Man, I wish we could watch
your brother's debate on TV.Copy !req
581. That's today? We gotta watch it!Copy !req
582. What're we gonna do, hook a hanger
up to the metal plate in your head?Copy !req
583. I know a place with a TV.Copy !req
584. I saw it
when we were putting up posters.Copy !req
585. It's not far from here. Let's go.Copy !req
586. Here it is.Copy !req
587. Of course,
this had to be the place you knew.Copy !req
588. How could you have such
horrible instincts and survive this long?Copy !req
589. - Looks like nobody's home.
- Yeah, I met this guy. Nobody is home.Copy !req
590. Run!Copy !req
591. Come on! Move it! Move it or lose it!Copy !req
592. This guy's got
a hell of a security system!Copy !req
593. Ready to start filming, Mr. Stone.Copy !req
594. Really.Copy !req
595. My God, this guy is like Leatherface,Copy !req
596. Chucky and Jan Brady
all rolled into one.Copy !req
597. "Honorable Discharge, Drake Sabitch."
This must be his dad, Norris Sabitch.Copy !req
598. And Grandpappy Winston.Copy !req
599. If only he had bought a smaller TV,Copy !req
600. maybe he could've afforded a couch
with less urine on it.Copy !req
601. Yeah.Copy !req
602. I wanna see a WashingtonCopy !req
603. where children
can walk down the street safely,Copy !req
604. where people
can leave their doors unlockedCopy !req
605. and their minds are free from fearCopy !req
606. Well, this is one area where I'm
in total agreement with Governor Tracy.Copy !req
607. As a matter of fact,
I agreed with that statementCopy !req
608. when she made it at her first campaign
for governor over eight years ago.Copy !req
609. Man, my bro
is knocking the snot out of her.Copy !req
610. - I'm gonna go take a squeege.
- Watch your step.Copy !req
611. If you really want to understand
Mr. Donnelly's view on family values,Copy !req
612. take a look at his brother,
and ask yourself this question.Copy !req
613. How far does the acorn
fall from the tree?Copy !req
614. Or should I say nut?Copy !req
615. Yes, my brother has some problems,
but who doesn't?Copy !req
616. And I just wanna say...
I love my brother, Mike,Copy !req
617. and I am very proud of him.Copy !req
618. And I believe that Mike's problems
are rather modestCopy !req
619. when compared to the problems
facing our great state.Copy !req
620. And those are the problems
that I am interested in!Copy !req
621. Get her, Al.Copy !req
622. You're in the wrong zone, soldier boy.Copy !req
623. What the hell are you doing
in my perimeter?Copy !req
624. Sir, I'm not a soldier.Copy !req
625. And I don't know if you read
in USA Today last week,Copy !req
626. but the war is over.
You can punch out now.Copy !req
627. Move on, let it go.Copy !req
628. Who told you that?Copy !req
629. Charlie.Copy !req
630. I just talked to Charlie
and he's not mad at you anymore.Copy !req
631. So let's call off
"Operation One of Us is Crazy"Copy !req
632. - and go our separate ways.
- Don't get smart with me!Copy !req
633. If you don't tell me
who sent you on this mission,Copy !req
634. I'm easily within my legal rights
to dispatch you with extreme prejudice.Copy !req
635. Sir, honestly, I just came back
to get my rental car and an apology.Copy !req
636. And if I could get that,
I will gladly leave your coordinates here.Copy !req
637. The car?Copy !req
638. - Is that all?
- That's all!Copy !req
639. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
640. - God! Here's the keys.
- Thank you.Copy !req
641. And here's my apology.Copy !req
642. I can splatter your cortex
or I can explode your heart.Copy !req
643. Which sounds quicker to you?Copy !req
644. That's a toughie.Copy !req
645. Come on!Copy !req
646. Nice moves.Copy !req
647. I'm seriously impressed.Copy !req
648. Sergeant Drake Sabitch.Copy !req
649. How you doing? Mike Donnelly.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
650. Nice to meet you. Come here,
I wanna show you something.Copy !req
651. Drake, you ever watch
any Bruce Lee movies?Copy !req
652. I got every one of them on laserdisc.
Well, come in, come in.Copy !req
653. That damn debate should have
never happened in the first place!Copy !req
654. That son of a bitch Donnelly
had a smart-ass comment to makeCopy !req
655. - after everything I said!
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
656. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
657. I can't wait to see the look on his face
when he goes down.Copy !req
658. With all deference, Governor,
but if he goes down.Copy !req
659. It's all up to the voter turnout,
which our people think will be very high.Copy !req
660. Well, it better be, or I'll have your balls
in a jar on my desk.Copy !req
661. A very small jar.Copy !req
662. Are you getting sleepy?Copy !req
663. Good night.Copy !req
664. Take home, put in bed.Copy !req
665. Good night, dear.Copy !req
666. She's totally legal.Copy !req
667. I've got all her papers
and I pay all the taxes.Copy !req
668. Very good help, but "no speaka."Copy !req
669. Who? What does he want?Copy !req
670. I'm not sure,
but he says he thinks you'll like it.Copy !req
671. Pardon me.Copy !req
672. Governor Tracy, this is Mr...Copy !req
673. Mr. 's fine.Copy !req
674. So here's what went through
my little head.Copy !req
675. I got some pictures of your boysCopy !req
676. setting the Pierce County
Rec Hall ablaze.Copy !req
677. Or pictures that look like
Mike Donnelly set the fire.Copy !req
678. I wait for election day to near.Copy !req
679. Whoever's trailingCopy !req
680. gives good money
for whichever picture does them best.Copy !req
681. My gut says I'm glad you're trailing.Copy !req
682. Well, I'll have to see the pictures first.Copy !req
683. Here's the rub.
Now you'll have to tell me your nameCopy !req
684. so I'll know who
to make out the check to.Copy !req
685. My best friends call me Cash.Copy !req
686. - Promise me you'll...
- Shut up, Steve.Copy !req
687. What could go wrong? I vote, I go home.Copy !req
688. - Over there.
- Did I make it?Copy !req
689. - Yes. Name and address.
- Mike Donnelly, 612 Caswell Street.Copy !req
690. What's he doing?Copy !req
691. I'm stuck in this thing!Copy !req
692. - Stop that!
- I'm claustrophobic!Copy !req
693. - Oh, my God!
- Help!Copy !req
694. - Stop that! Are you crazy?
- I can't breathe.Copy !req
695. Get this thing off of me!Copy !req
696. It's okay. It's okay, ma'am. I...Copy !req
697. Here you go. I'm sorry.
Here you go, ma'am. That is my fault.Copy !req
698. I'm... Here you go.Copy !req
699. There you go, ma'am.
Okay. Okay. I'm sorry.Copy !req
700. You... You stupid jerk!
What are you doing?Copy !req
701. Look at this.Copy !req
702. Who'd you vote for?Copy !req
703. We now continue
with our election night coverage.Copy !req
704. I bet the exit polls
already have us by 10 points.Copy !req
705. So after the events of last night,Copy !req
706. a slight shift in voter sentiment
was expected,Copy !req
707. but no one anticipated this.Copy !req
708. Early this morning, this photo
was released linking Mike DonnellyCopy !req
709. to the scene of the
Pierce County Recreation Center fire.Copy !req
710. The arson accusations
against the disgruntled former employeeCopy !req
711. came at the worst possible timeCopy !req
712. for his brother Al Donnelly's drive
to the governor's mansion.Copy !req
713. Governor Tracy
is about to claim victory.Copy !req
714. It's all my fault.Copy !req
715. My brother lost his election
because of me.Copy !req
716. Cowlitz County, Tracy wins by 280.Copy !req
717. Garfield County,
Tracy 1,048, Donnelly 834.Copy !req
718. Tracy won Garfield County?Copy !req
719. A lot of good our grass roots campaign
did up there, right?Copy !req
720. 1,048 to 834?Copy !req
721. That's 1,882 votes.Copy !req
722. There's only 1,502 voters
up in Garfield County.Copy !req
723. Something isn't right.Copy !req
724. The Governor is now on her way
to campaign headquarters,Copy !req
725. where she's expected
to make her victory speech.Copy !req
726. - Those are the guys that started the fire.
- Those troopers?Copy !req
727. They were wearing street clothes,
but that is them!Copy !req
728. Steve, we gotta call Al now.Copy !req
729. Wait a minute.
I gotta do something first.Copy !req
730. Here it is!
Voter registration for Garfield County.Copy !req
731. I knew it! Lookie here.
Any of these names look familiar?Copy !req
732. You were right.Copy !req
733. Yeah, Al didn't lose, he got cheated.
And we got proof right here.Copy !req
734. So we get on the phone
and alert the press.Copy !req
735. Screw that. She embarrassed me
in front of the whole state.Copy !req
736. She messed up things
between me and my brother.Copy !req
737. Now it's gonna be payback time.
Where can I find her?Copy !req
738. There's a post-election ceremony
at the Governor's Mansion at 10:00 a. m.Copy !req
739. Nothing's gonna stop us now.Copy !req
740. Okay, maybe we could use some help.Copy !req
741. We'll meet you there. There's no way
we can do this without you.Copy !req
742. You're a true American,
Sergeant Sabitch. I thank you. Okay.Copy !req
743. Robbie, this is the biggest thing
I've ever asked of you.Copy !req
744. Are you sure it's cool?Copy !req
745. No, it's not cool.
And if you get pulled over,Copy !req
746. I'm gonna say the car was stolen
so that I can keep my job.Copy !req
747. And one more thing.Copy !req
748. Do not use the tape deck,
'cause it's been shorting out on me.Copy !req
749. Don't forget.Copy !req
750. What is this all about?Copy !req
751. We got to be there at 10:00.Copy !req
752. Okay, people. Coming through.
Official police business.Copy !req
753. I want you to step lively.
Do not make me abuse my power.Copy !req
754. These guys think we're real cops.Copy !req
755. - What the hell was that?
- A chunk of the road or something.Copy !req
756. I just chunked in my pants.Copy !req
757. You see that bug?
It smacked the windshield.Copy !req
758. Man, I'll get it. Here.Copy !req
759. Where is the fricking thing?
We got like levers galore in this thing.Copy !req
760. Man, that was weird.
That bug was coming at me,Copy !req
761. I totally connected eyes with him.Copy !req
762. He was, like, slow motion going,
"I can't stop! Don't wanna!"Copy !req
763. Man, that was wild. It was so weird.Copy !req
764. He was coming, just going, "My life's
good. I'm alive, alive, alive, dead!"Copy !req
765. But this map is heavy.Copy !req
766. It's got all those robes on it.Copy !req
767. Rogues?Copy !req
768. Roods?Copy !req
769. - I can't... I can't say that word.
- Roads!Copy !req
770. Roads!Copy !req
771. Row-woods!
That's sort of a weird word, isn't it?Copy !req
772. That is a freaky word, man.Copy !req
773. Very, very freaky.Copy !req
774. I'm stoned. So are you!Copy !req
775. Row-woods.Copy !req
776. Damn it, the nitrous oxide's
leaking into the car!Copy !req
777. Man! We got to... We got to maintain.Copy !req
778. I think you just drive the speed limit.
We're gonna be cool.Copy !req
779. All right, everything's cool.
I'll just go the speed limit.Copy !req
780. - Limit. Limit.
- Limit.Copy !req
781. That's another one
of those freaky words.Copy !req
782. Limit.Copy !req
783. Did you turn the siren on?Copy !req
784. Dude, I can't even find
the glove compartment in this thing.Copy !req
785. Oh, my God!Copy !req
786. Man, we're screwed. Get in the back!Copy !req
787. Get in there!Copy !req
788. How you doing, buddy?Copy !req
789. Transporting a prisoner.
Twelfth Precinct up in Buckley town.Copy !req
790. My sarge didn't give me any overtime,
so I'm trying to do it lickety-split.Copy !req
791. Tell me, Officer, do you have any idea
how fast you were going?Copy !req
792. Well, I got a 426 Hemi in her.
Three-quarter cams, Nitro Boosters.Copy !req
793. I can get her up to as good as 155.Copy !req
794. Never do, though, of course, unless
I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari.Copy !req
795. I'd guess I was going about 65 tops.Copy !req
796. Seven. Seven miles an hour.Copy !req
797. And normally when I stop people,
they pull onto the shoulder.Copy !req
798. Now, I don't know how you do things
up in Buckley town,Copy !req
799. but down here we are protective
of the other drivers on the roads.Copy !req
800. - Row-ads. Roods.
- Quiet back there!Copy !req
801. I've taken enough guff from you
for one day. Raving psycho.Copy !req
802. Butchered 400 chickens
and screwed a beagle.Copy !req
803. Taking him back to Nevada
where he's wanted for banging horses.Copy !req
804. Good God!Copy !req
805. Then you get him through this state
a little fasterCopy !req
806. than seven miles an hour, Officer...Copy !req
807. Meoff. Jack.Copy !req
808. Go.Copy !req
809. - Man!
- What a goon!Copy !req
810. You were great though, man.
That was genius.Copy !req
811. I never would've thought of that.
That was hot.Copy !req
812. Shit!Copy !req
813. Man, I hope there's enough juice left
in these boosters.Copy !req
814. See ya! Man!Copy !req
815. We're live at the Governor's Mansion
Today's event is a celebrationCopy !req
816. of Governor Tracy's election
to a third term.Copy !req
817. With all the campaign staff,
as well as their families,Copy !req
818. gathering for what appears
to be quite a festive affair.Copy !req
819. Governor Tracy, having just pulled out
a squeaker, must be all smiles today.Copy !req
820. We're just receiving word
that Mike Donnelly,Copy !req
821. the brother of Al Donnelly, is involved
in a high-speed police pursuit.Copy !req
822. Mike Donnelly,
wanted for questioning in an arson fire,Copy !req
823. is driving down Capitol Boulevard
in a stolen police car.Copy !req
824. I don't believe this.
Driver, head back to the Capitol!Copy !req
825. - What are you, crazy? You can't do this.
- Do what?Copy !req
826. Commit career suicide!
I beg you, don't do this.Copy !req
827. Give me some time.
I can make you a senator!Copy !req
828. Jesus, Roger, did it ever occur to you
there is a timeCopy !req
829. when family might be more important
than career?Copy !req
830. Ever occur to you that at some point
you're gonna have to make a choiceCopy !req
831. between me
and that loser brother of yours?Copy !req
832. Go on up there and scope it out.
Nobody's gonna recognize you.Copy !req
833. Okay. Promise me you'll stay right here.Copy !req
834. Thank you. Thank you very much.Copy !req
835. This election was about
the majesty of democracy,Copy !req
836. where the gathered masses
held their vote high.Copy !req
837. Guys, coming in right now.Copy !req
838. My re-election could not have been
possible without all the fine peopleCopy !req
839. throughout this state
who supported me in this victory.Copy !req
840. I must also thank
my wonderful husband, Dennis,Copy !req
841. and my two beautiful,
intelligent children.Copy !req
842. Steve! I'm in!Copy !req
843. Where the hell's Drake, man?
He's supposed to be here.Copy !req
844. I'm surprised we can't count on a guyCopy !req
845. that lives in a school bus
surrounded by land mines.Copy !req
846. All right. Here's what we do.Copy !req
847. We dress as caterers, right?Copy !req
848. Nobody looks at a caterer's face, it's
always, "What have you got in the tray?"Copy !req
849. Then we sneak around back.
When Tracy starts to...Copy !req
850. Something's happening here.
Steve, help. Steve!Copy !req
851. Steve, get back here.Copy !req
852. Oh, my God, the damn thing's
caught on my belt! God! Help! Please!Copy !req
853. I can't...Copy !req
854. I can't... God!Copy !req
855. - You in the van, help! Help!
- Hello.Copy !req
856. God!Copy !req
857. - Stay.
- Steve!Copy !req
858. - Help!
- How are you?Copy !req
859. Steve? Please! Somebody! Somebody
help me! Somebody help me!Copy !req
860. God! Help!Copy !req
861. The voters have spoken.Copy !req
862. And I have heard their message
loud and clear.Copy !req
863. And that message is...Copy !req
864. Holy shit!Copy !req
865. Hi there. Hi.Copy !req
866. Boy, I feel like a horse's patoot.Copy !req
867. I... Oh, no! For the love of God!Copy !req
868. I'm all right. I'm okay.
Give me a minute. Give me a minute.Copy !req
869. I'll be fine.Copy !req
870. Nobody moves or Steve Dodds gets it!Copy !req
871. - Who?
- Steve Dodds!Copy !req
872. - Who's this guy?
- Come on!Copy !req
873. I'm with the Donnelly campaign!
What does it matter?Copy !req
874. - He's got a gun! You're a cop!
- Get over here! I'll kill him! I'll kill him!Copy !req
875. - I want that asshole taken out.
- I'll get a sharpshooter on it right away.Copy !req
876. Get your ass up there! I'll stick this...Copy !req
877. Everybody back up
or I blow the pipsqueak's head off!Copy !req
878. I've got something to say!Copy !req
879. Please listen to him! Do what he says!
I have children, Tommy and Sally!Copy !req
880. - Shut up!
- All right.Copy !req
881. You keep your mouth shut!Copy !req
882. As soon as you get a clear shot, take it.Copy !req
883. Okay, listen up!Copy !req
884. This is serious business!Copy !req
885. Now, we've all been screwed
by Governor Tracy!Copy !req
886. And now I'm gonna screw her!Copy !req
887. I mean, I have evidence hereCopy !req
888. that you need to know about now
before it's too late!Copy !req
889. Mike.
Mike, what the hell are you doing here?Copy !req
890. ManCopy !req
891. - isn't that Steve Dodds?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
892. Al, man, I know what I'm doing.
I'm gonna prove you won the election.Copy !req
893. Mike, put the gun down.
There's other ways to handle this.Copy !req
894. No, man! Al, there's no other way!Copy !req
895. You got to believe me!Copy !req
896. I believe you. I believe you.
I just... I don't want you to get hurt.Copy !req
897. Look, I know this looks bad.Copy !req
898. Al, man, I'm not a screw-up on this one.
I've got proof this time. Real proof!Copy !req
899. Yeah, but, look...
The election's over, it's history,Copy !req
900. just like you're gonna be
if you don't put that gun down, I mean it.Copy !req
901. Al, please!Copy !req
902. If you love me like a brother,
you got to back me up on this.Copy !req
903. All right, Mike, I'll back you up.
What do you want me to do?Copy !req
904. Just let me explain to these people
what happened.Copy !req
905. That's it! Game over!Copy !req
906. I'm not even getting paid for this!
This is not worth it!Copy !req
907. Look out! Get out! Look out! Okay!Copy !req
908. Mr. Thundermaker here
is gonna start barking fireCopy !req
909. if you don't stop moving and listen
to what this young man has to say.Copy !req
910. - Go ahead, Mike, you're clear.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
911. You just met Drake Sabitch,
a great American soldier.Copy !req
912. I'd like to tell you a little bit about
some other great American soldiers.Copy !req
913. Drake Sabitch's grandfather,
Winston Sabitch,Copy !req
914. whose name you'll find
at the top of this list.Copy !req
915. It says that he registered and voted
for Governor Tracy.Copy !req
916. And we're proud to have him as a voter.Copy !req
917. Hold your tongue, wench.Copy !req
918. The fact is Winston Sabitch was killed
in the Argonne forest in 1918.Copy !req
919. A zeppelin landed on his head,
smashing his head clean out of his ass.Copy !req
920. That's my granddad. Rest in pieces, sir.Copy !req
921. Norris Sabitch met his maker
in lwo Jima, 1944.Copy !req
922. Nelson Sabitch was killed
near the 38th Parallel in KoreaCopy !req
923. However, yesterday,
these men managed to cast their voteCopy !req
924. for Evelyn Tracy.Copy !req
925. You heard it here, folks. Voter fraud.Copy !req
926. Now, half these people are buried in the
Garfield Cemetery. That's one county.Copy !req
927. It's probably the same all over the state.Copy !req
928. Now hold on just a minute,
young fellow.Copy !req
929. There's a perfectly good explanation
for all of this. Neuschwander!Copy !req
930. Actually, there is
a perfectly good explanation for this.Copy !req
931. - She put us up to it.
- Would you shut up!Copy !req
932. - It's all her.
- Shut up!Copy !req
933. I don't care.Copy !req
934. Ladies and gentlemen,
this young man is a fine patriot.Copy !req
935. He deserves to be hoisted up
on our shoulders. Come here.Copy !req
936. - Sergeant, please, this isn't necessary!
- Come on. Come on.Copy !req
937. Boy, you're a large American.Copy !req
938. Get off of me! Off of me!Copy !req
939. My foot's caught a little bit.
I'm sorry. I beg your pardon.Copy !req
940. Governor, I should say Ex-Governor,
I'm just trying to get it out!Copy !req
941. Man!Copy !req
942. No, no, no!Copy !req
943. Somebody help me!Copy !req
944. How are ya?Copy !req
945. Shut up!Copy !req
946. Help, please.Copy !req
947. Thanks for everything, bro.Copy !req
948. Listen, there were times
during the campaignCopy !req
949. when I kind of lost sight
of what really mattered.Copy !req
950. - I never should have doubted you.
- Thanks, man. That's cool.Copy !req
951. Are you sure you don't want a job
on my staff?Copy !req
952. You know what, Al? I don't think
I'm really cut out for politics.Copy !req
953. Besides I got a lot of work to do
rebuilding that Rec Center, you know?Copy !req
954. - Kids really love the place, so...
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
955. Hey, I got somebody you got to meet.
Hey, Scott, come here for a second.Copy !req
956. You got to check this kid out.
He's unbelievable.Copy !req
957. He's got an arm on him
like you used to have. Hey, Scott.Copy !req
958. Hey, Mr. Governor,
can I please have your autograph?Copy !req
959. Why not? Governor-elect.Copy !req
960. Get it right, moron.Copy !req
961. - There you go.
- Wow!Copy !req
962. Check this out. Give me a toss, Scott.
Hey, buddy!Copy !req
963. Nice toss, Scott.
Man, the kid's got a cannon.Copy !req
964. - Go long.
- Okay.Copy !req
965. - I'm sorry, ma'am!
- Are you okay?Copy !req
966. - So long, little brother.
- Okay, see you, Al.Copy !req
967. So this is it, huh, Steve?Copy !req
968. I guess I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
969. I'm not gonna miss a 9mm to my head,
but... What were you thinking?Copy !req
970. I don't know.Copy !req
971. All right, you guys.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.Copy !req
972. Oh, my God! No! No!
Please don't take off! Please!Copy !req
973. Al! Al! No, no!Copy !req