Black Samurai (1976)

1. There she is, Toki Konuma.

2. She's a pretty little thing, isn't she?

3. She's heading for the stairs.

4. We'd better get out.

5. Pull over.

6. Hurry up!

7. Don't lose her.

8. - Come on.

9. Minister Konuma is winding up

10. a successful series of meetings,

11. in which his year-old plan for thwarting

12. the illegal export of narcotics

13. through the port of Hong Kong,

14. has gotten a boost by members of the United States

15. and French government agencies.

16. It's hard to believe he's an honest man.

17. Unfortunately he is, isn't that a shame?

18. - Particularly fond of his daughter.

19. The minister's daughter Toki

20. will be joining her father next week in the United States,

21. where they both will be the guests

22. of the ambassador to Hong Kong.

23. - Let's go.

24. - Please, let me go, help, no!

25. Move your ass.

26. Help, nap!

27. No, no, no!

28. Help!

29. That's why we've been getting

30. a busy signal all morning.

31. - Three-love.

32. Good shot.

33. - Sand, I have to talk to you.

34. - That's 40-love.

35. Good shot.

36. Sand, I want to talk to you.

37. - Match point.

38. Sand.

39. - Call me in about three weeks when my vacation's over.

40. We'll talk about anything you want to talk about.

41. - You think I dragged myself out here for my health?

42. It's important.

43. - Your idea of what's important and mine

44. are two different things.

45. All right, three minutes.

46. - Damn, good to see you, man.

47. Enjoying Mexico?

48. - All right, fine.

49. Okay, let's have it, Farnsworth.

50. - This one's Janicot.

51. So?

52. - Janicot's an ancient witch word for the devil.

53. He's a high priest of the occult.

54. Digs power, money, and being worshiped.

55. His followers call him the Warlock.

56. - I don't see nothing here worth

57. me interrupting my vacation.

58. - This is Janicot's lady honcho.

59. What do you think of that?

60. - Ooh, she's not bad.

61. - Lady, huh'?

62. From what you told me about that one,

63. a man would be safer fondling a piranha

64. than getting cozy with her.

65. - Okay.

66. Let's get to the point, Farnsworth.

67. - Janicot's deep into black magic, voodoo, devil worship.

68. - So I gather. - And ritual murders.

69. - So he's sick, so they're all sick, man.

70. Look, DRAGON'S got plenty of agents,

71. I don't want no part of this.

72. - It's more complicated than you think.

73. He owns these people, they're his slaves.

74. He uses them for dope, prostitution, slave trade,

75. on an international level.

76. - So tell me something else that's new.

77. - Well, that's Victor Chavez.

78. One mean bastard.

79. Argentinian.

80. He runs Janicot's private little army.

81. His favorite pastime, inflicting pain on women.

82. - You mean girls.

83. Getting interested, Sand?

84. - No deal, man.

85. Look, I've got two more weeks here on my vacation,

86. then I'm going back to the west coast

87. and I'm gonna meet a pretty young lady.

88. - I'll pay you a bonus.

89. - Look, you haven't got enough money to interest me.

90. Stereo?

91. - Oh, you know better than that, man.

92. Let me get back to my love set.

93. - Sand, I don't think it's going to be necessary

94. for you to go to the west coast.

95. - Now what do you mean by that?

96. - Is this she?

97. It's Toki.

98. - I hate to tell you this, I'm sorry,

99. but Janicot's got her.

100. - What for?

101. - They got her two days ago.

102. - What in God's name for, man?

103. - Janicot has a heavy dope line from Southeast Asia.

104. The US pressure to close it down

105. is beginning to pinch him pretty tight.

106. He's also putting the screws on Toki's father.

107. - Minister Konuma.

108. Look, man, he's a minister of the samurai code.

109. That guy's not gonna give in that easy.

110. - Just think what Janicot's reaction to that's going to be.

111. The minister will never cooperate with him.

112. - Will you help us get him?

113. - You son of a, what you think?

114. - I knew you'd understand.

115. Anything else you need?

116. - Just make sure my car is there, and remember,

117. no interference, man.

118. Mr. McGovern, please come to

119. the wheel lane C.

120. Please come to the.

121. Passenger service counter three.

122. There he is, don't lose him.

123. Okay, let's move it.

124. Time for a coon hunt.

125. That's gonna be one dead nigger.

126. - Surprise, Mr. Sand.

127. Don't move.

128. Don't even open your eyes.

129. My friend and I enjoyed watching you.

130. Too bad your fists aren't as fast as bullets.

131. - Hold it, it's Pines.

132. Easy, Sand, I'm coming in.

133. - Man, you better knock next time.

134. You okay?

135. - Yeah, I'm all right, man, but your sense

136. of timing's not too great.

137. What the hell you doing here anyway?

138. - I got the layout in Janicot's place.

139. Farnsworth thought you might need it.

140. - Just take it easy, Pines.

141. Take it easy.

142. - There's gonna be a party there tonight.

143. Here's an invitation for you.

144. - How'd you manage this?

145. - Hey, man, I got my sources, you got yours.

146. - Look, Pines, I'm tired of people always on my back.

147. - What the hell?

148. - Besides, I like nobody using this body for a target.

149. - You got any idea who it is?

150. - I know that it's gotta be Janicot's work.

151. - Janicot.

152. How does he know you're into this?

153. - That's what I'm wondering.

154. Let's see what you got here.

155. - It may not be much, but it's a miracle we got that.

156. - Do you have any idea where Toki's in this?

157. - Aw, you gotta be kiddin'.

158. - I guess I have to find out myself.

159. - Then be careful, huh?

160. - Thanks Pines, but you know what?

161. I'm always careful.

162. Chavez, my friend, now the festivities

163. are in full swing, do you approve of the entertainment?

164. - Well, well, what do you have here?

165. - Is that to your liking, my dear Victor?

166. Her name's Felicia.

167. She's one of the world's most popular prostitutes.

168. - Oh?

169. How much does she make a night?

170. - 500 a night minimum.

171. But if you want punishment, my dear Victor, that's extra.

172. - Oh, nobody's gonna punish Victor.

173. Maybe I'll beat her up.

174. But she's my property now,

175. and I wouldn't like that.

176. Victor, which one is to your liking?

177. This one or the little lotus blossom?

178. Miss Konuma.

179. - Oh, parties, so many strange bodies,

180. smelly, sweaty, getting close to one another.

181. People whine to each other, play little games, huh Victor?

182. - I don't play games.

183. - Remove your hand?

184. Maybe later we can play a little game with Miss Konuma.

185. - I got a lot of games I could play with her.

186. - You can't come in here.

187. Invitation only.

188. - That's no way to treat your guest, my man.

189. - Look who's coming to dinner.

190. - Good evening.

191. - Good evening?

192. - You enjoying yourself here?

193. - It's all right.

194. - My name is Synne.

195. "Sin?"

196. - S-Y-N-N-E.

197. As in the good things in life.

198. - That must mean that you're free, doesn't it?

199. - That depends on who you are.

200. - Mr. Marshall, Mr. Joe Marshall.

201. - Mr. Marshall, do you know anyone here?

202. - Yes, I know Synne.

203. - We've only just met.

204. - Well, why don't we explore the possibilities?

205. - What makes you think I want to?

206. - I don't.

207. - Changed your mind, huh?

208. - Let's just say my curiosity got the best of me.

209. And besides, it's almost sun-up.

210. I might just turn into a pumpkin.

211. - Like Cinderella.

212. Synne.

213. What connections do you have with this...

214. - We'd like to think of it as family,

215. with lots of friends, and I am the high priestess here,

216. and a very special friend of Mr. Janicot's.

217. - Yeah, I have to say, you have

218. some very interesting people here.

219. I'd like to meet your host.

220. - Let's not rush into things, Mr. Marshall.

221. I'd like to know more about you first.

222. - There's really nothing to know,

223. I'm just employed for my stuff, that's all.

224. - Very interesting, but a bit vague.

225. But we shall see, Mr. Marshall.

226. We shall see.

227. - Excuse me.

228. - Do you like her, Victor?

229. - No.

230. - Why must you always be so anti-social?

231. Come along, Victor, walk with me and lower your voice.

232. Let's see if we can find you a companion or two.

233. Bone.

234. There's a lovely thought.

235. Charming possibility, huh Victor?

236. - You know what I want.

237. - Oh, Victor, you always have such a one-tracked mind.

238. All right.

239. Bone?

240. Oh, Synne.

241. - Janicot, darling.

242. I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Joe Marshall.

243. - Oh no, my dear.

244. Let me introduce you to DRAGON'S top agent, Mr. Sand,

245. otherwise known as the Black Samurai.

246. - I didn't know we had the pleasure.

247. - Oh, the pleasure's all mine.

248. Pleasure that comes from the power of the mind

249. and power of the Warlock.

250. As the spider said to the fly,

251. welcome to my den, and you came.

252. - We'll meet again, Janicot.

253. Believe that.

254. - Get him!

255. Bone, Jace, get him!

256. Don't let him get away!

257. Get Sand!

258. - Damn, you scared the shit out of me.

259. - Both of you go that way.

260. Whoa, turkeys.

261. Whiny faggot.

262. So long, shorty.

263. Hope you don't get stuck.

264. Let me outta here!

265. Let me outta here!

266. I hope you have a happy landing.

267. Look.

268. - Mr. Janicot.

269. He got away.

270. - Needless to say, I'm not pleased.

271. And Bone, I'm particularly displeased

272. with your poor showing in this matter.

273. - It's okay.

274. I'll get him.

275. Mr. Sand, he will know pain, terrible pain,

276. when I catch up with him.

277. - I have a few things to say to Mr. Sand

278. before you redeem yourself, Bone.

279. And I'm sure Victor doesn't want to be left out.

280. An example will have to be made

281. to ensure greater effort in the future.

282. I never intend to experience anything like this again.

283. You will be the example.

284. - No, no, no!

285. Help!

286. Help, please!

287. No, please, no, not this!

288. Don't do this to me!

289. Don't do this to me!

290. Help, god, no, no!

291. No no no, please, help!

292. Help, please!

293. God, no!

294. No, come back!

295. Come back!

296. - Let's go.

297. - Synne, my dear, you're rather quiet tonight.

298. Did your friend leave you speechless?

299. - You know damn well he's no friend of mine.

300. It's you I care about.

301. - From the way you were clinging to him, I'd have thought...

302. - Well, you thought wrong.

303. It was them who let him go.

304. - Synne, my sweet, it's not like you to be so nervous.

305. If I didn't know you better, I'd think he really did

306. rattle your cage.

307. I'm going to enjoy this cat and mouse game

308. with such a worthy opponent as the Black Samurai.

309. Has Toki arrived yet?

310. - My friends are very eagerly waiting.

311. Where do you want her?

312. - Good.

313. Take her to the tower.

314. - What a pretty girl.

315. Why must you get involved in such a nasty affair?

316. You know, under any other circumstances,

317. I could fall in love with you.

318. But you are the daughter of a very important man,

319. and that, honey, means money to us.

320. - My father is a very honest samurai.

321. He will never pay.

322. - Hmm.

323. Why such an intelligent man make such stupid decisions,

324. I'll never understand.

325. Ah, but if you're nice to Chavez,

326. I can make arrangements so you stay here,

327. it'll be much more comfortable.

328. - Victor, Victor.

329. There's much you should learn.

330. - Mr. Janicot, Miss Toki.

331. - Excellent job, she's much lovelier than I anticipated.

332. - Thank you.

333. - Oh, this will surely bring Robert Sand to us.

334. - Do what you want to me, but you'll never get him.

335. Sand, what the hell are you doing here?

336. - I think we better have a talk, Pines.

337. - Why, what happened to you?

338. - What happened, Janicot knew who I was.

339. He tried to tell me his devil's power told him,

340. but I don't believe in that bullshit,

341. I think the devil has a helper.

342. Meaning?

343. - Meaning you didn't tell me where you got

344. that invitation from.

345. - Hey, cool it, man.

346. I blow my sources and we ain't got no more sources.

347. Speaking of which, we got word, she's here.

348. - Toki, where?

349. At Chavez's.

350. - Where do I find Chavez?

351. - He rented a place in a remote area.

352. Out by Little Creek Road.

353. Hey, where you going?

354. - Chavez's.

355. - Hold it, you're not just gonna rush on in there.

356. - What do you think I'm gonna do, stand here?

357. Sand to DRAGON, Sand to DRAGON.

358. I'm on my way to Chavez's villa.

359. I'm probably going to need a boat.

360. Get me one fast.

361. Ready to go.

362. Good luck.

363. If you see me in the sky, don't shoot me down.

364. - I kicked it, I kicked it!

365. I am Rheinhardt.

366. You are Mr. Sand, and you are here to look for Toki Konuma.

367. You don't talk much, do ya?

368. - There's only one person I want to talk to,

369. and it sure the hell ain't you, my man.

370. - Yes, yes, I know.

371. Toki.

372. Well, she can't talk.

373. That is, she cannot talk with you.

374. - All right.

375. I'll play your game.

376. Now where is she?

377. - She's safe.

378. She just can't talk now.

379. But Mr. Sand, we would like to talk with you.

380. - "We?"

381. - We.

382. We have orders to take you back with us, Mr. Sand.

383. Now!

384. - Robert Sand.

385. - Sand, this is Pines.

386. - Man, your credibility has reached an all-time low.

387. She wasn't there, in case you didn't know, Pines.

388. - You moved too fast, I couldn't keep up with ya.

389. - Or maybe you move just a little bit too slow, huh?

390. And now I guess you're gonna tell me

391. that Toki's at Janicot's place.

392. - As a matter of fact, that other tip was a plant.

393. That Janicot's a sneaky bastard.

394. - Yeah, now you're gonna tell me

395. that you're ready to move out,

396. and you want me to meet you there, right Pines?

397. Right.

398. - Right.

399. - Nicely done.

400. The government even trains its agents

401. to be fairly good actors, Mr. Pines.

402. - Now, boss?

403. - No no, I have a more interesting way

404. to take care of our friend here,

405. and that son of a bitch the Black Samurai as well.

406. - From what I've seen so far,

407. you've more than met your match with Sand.

408. - Up until now, I haven't even been trying.

409. But by this time tomorrow, the Black Samurai

410. will be no more than a legend.

411. - And you won't even be that, little man.

412. Come on.

413. - Now what's next?

414. - We're going to have a ceremony honoring Mr. Sand.

415. - That black magic shit is not enough to get Mr. Sand.

416. I'm getting fed up with you.

417. Now, you better wise up, Janicot.

418. - Victor, you had better get a grip on yourself.

419. I'll handle Sand.

420. - Oh, I would love that.

421. You do that.

422. - Victor, I had better get rid of you.

423. DRAGON to Sand, DRAGON to Sand, come in please.

424. - Sand to DRAGON.

425. The local authorities are demanding an explanation

426. for the bloodshed at the Chavez villa.

427. - So what?

428. We'll straighten that out.

429. We're pretty sure now that they have Toki at Janicot's.

430. That's where I'm going.

431. Good luck, be careful.

432. - Gotcha.

433. As Milton so aptly put it, "it's better to reign in hell"

434. "than serve in heaven."

435. The Warlock has commanded the gods!

436. - Hello.

437. Mr. Janicot said that you could accommodate me.

438. - Bullshit.

439. Janicot always tells me of the men

440. he wants me to accommodate.

441. And you're not one of them, Chavez.

442. - No, no, no, Chiquita.

443. If I tell Mr. Janicot that you're not nice to Victor,

444. he's not gonna like it, and he's gonna make a little scene

445. that you're not gonna like.

446. You see, Victor Chavez is very important to Mr. Janicot,

447. and you are not.

448. That was nice.

449. Now, Chavez is gonna show you something

450. that you never thought it could be done.

451. - Synne, you never looked so good.

452. Let's see if you're as good as they say.

453. - I'm better.

454. You'll know it when I'm through.

455. Get back.

456. - Watch it, you may hurt yourself.

457. - I'm only gonna hurt you.

458. - I don't think your friends like me.

459. - I like to think of you as my white knight,

460. come to my rescue.

461. - Never the white knight, baby.

462. Now where have they hidden Toki?

463. - I would be stupid to tell you that.

464. - Yeah, but stupider not to.

465. - I'm not sure.

466. - Better start guessing, then.

467. - You wouldn't hurt me.

468. - Don't bet your black ass.

469. - I might like that.

470. - No no, not with what I have in mind.

471. - You never quit.

472. Janicot and all his men are downstairs, waiting for you.

473. - Don't tell me he's angry I didn't dance with him.

474. Well where is she?

475. Look, I'm through playing around with you and your friends.

476. Now for the last time, where is she?

477. - Why worry about her?

478. I'm here.

479. Come to Mama.

480. - I have got no time to play no damn games with you.

481. - You bastard!

482. Nobody turns me down.

483. You're gonna be one dead-ass nigga!

484. - With one blow I could knock your ass out.

485. Now take your choice.

486. Live or die.

487. - She's in the tower.

488. She's in the tower.

489. Robert!

490. Robert.

491. - Toki.

492. Are you all right?

493. Surprise, sucker.

494. - It's a set-up.

495. I guess you had better cooperate with us.

496. - Let the festivities begin.

497. Noble Black Samurai, so far you have been

498. a worthy opponent for the Warlock.

499. Now I have an amusing little finale for our game.

500. Synne the High Priestess shall have the honor

501. of carrying out the execution.

502. Synne knows how to amuse me, Mr. Sand.

503. I like suspense, surprise.

504. She might surprise us both and not kill you.

505. But she already knows that that would be her last surprise.

506. So it's really only a matter of how much

507. she feels like playing first.

508. - Well, Mr. Sand, it looks like it would've been

509. smarter of you to have been nicer to me.

510. - I like to be kissed before I die.

511. - Your arrogance!

512. It will soon end.

513. - We'll see.

514. - Nobody turns Synne down.

515. - What are you doing?

516. - I'm trying to get us outta here, man.

517. - You fucker!

518. - Yeah, thanks.

519. Get Toki loose fast.

520. "Charge!"

521. Unit one, charge!

522. - Hurry UP-

523. "Charge!"

524. Unit two.

525. - You got it together, Pines?

526. - Okay-

527. Plan B?

528. - What the fuck is plan B?

529. Okay, this one's mine.

530. - Pines.

531. - Thanks.

532. - Volton, kill!

533. - Take care of Toki, I'm going after Janicot.

534. - Okay.

535. - Bones, Bones, stop him!

536. - Chump, you are a chump.

537. You mother.

538. Get it, you mother.

539. You think you bad, huh Bones?

540. Come on, look at me, chump.

541. I'm gonna jab you to death, chump.

542. Come on, come on, let me see what you can do, muscle man.

543. Watch this footwork, watch me, watch me now.

544. Come on, muscle man.

545. Jive-ass nigger.

546. You can't fight, sissy, come on, sissy.

547. Don't call me sissy.

548. Chump-

549. You sissy, you faggot, hit me, Bone.

550. How do you like that?

551. - Hit me, hit me, hit me.

552. Come on, hit me.

553. Move, move, chump, move, move chump, hit me, chump.

554. Move.

555. Muscle man Bone, hit me.

556. Who do you think you are, Muhammad Ali?

557. I'm better.

558. Hit me, come on, hit me, hit me, chump, come on.

559. Do something, hit me, hit me, hit me, sissy.

560. - God damn you, motherfucker.

561. Sucker, you'll never walk again.

562. Janicot.

563. Give up!

564. You may as well give up.

565. Janicot.

566. Janicot.

567. You can run, but you can't hide.

568. Stop running.

569. You know I'm gonna get you.

570. Goodbye, Mr. Sand.

571. Have a pleasant stay.

572. You motherfucker.

573. I'm gonna spill your brains.

574. I changed my mind, you slimy worm.

575. No, not this!

576. Sand, not this!

577. - You deserve worse!

578. - No!

579. Sand, help, help, help!

580. Say your prayers, faggot.

581. - Are you all right?

582. - Yes.

583. - Janicot?

584. - Taken care of.

585. What about the others?

586. - Think they had enough.

587. Here come some more!

588. - I guess that's the end, huh?