1. Leon St. James
for Anaconda Malt Liquor.Copy !req
2. With the delectable combination
of the finest barleys and hops...Copy !req
3. it's the only malt liquor...Copy !req
4. that carries the seal of excellence
from Uncle Sam himself.Copy !req
5. And when you pop the top,
the panties drop.Copy !req
6. Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor?Copy !req
7. The only malt liquor to be approved
by the United States government?Copy !req
8. That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor.Copy !req
9. Anaconda Malt Liquor,
brewed in Piedmont, Georgia.Copy !req
10. Gentlemen, every one of you
are the most respected men...Copy !req
11. Doing business with me,
you'll find you'll be protected...Copy !req
12. and you will be supplied
with as much as you can distribute.Copy !req
13. However, one of us here
is not who he appears to be.Copy !req
14. Come on, you jive turkeys.Copy !req
15. What kind of rundown is this?Copy !req
16. Look, man...Copy !req
17. I gotta get back to the streets
where I come from, sucker.Copy !req
18. Hold it.Copy !req
19. I told you jive chumps,
I ain't no snitch.Copy !req
20. Who said you were?Copy !req
21. He's dead.Copy !req
22. My God, men.Copy !req
23. Do you know what this means?Copy !req
24. Do you know whose brother...?Copy !req
25. This ghetto is gonna be turned
upside-down, I tell you, upside-down.Copy !req
26. The streets are gonna run crimson
with the blood of the men...Copy !req
27. responsible
for his brother's death.Copy !req
28. Man I am speaking of
is a veritable one-man army.Copy !req
29. And if you get on his bad side,
brother, you're done for.Copy !req
30. It's only a matter of time
before he finds out...Copy !req
31. and when he does,
no matter where he is...Copy !req
32. get ready, gentlemen,
because hell's a-coming.Copy !req
33. Coming, coming, coming.Copy !req
34. Black Dynamite,
that was the best loving I ever had.Copy !req
35. Me too.Copy !req
36. That goes triple for me.Copy !req
37. Mama, you're gonna waske up
the rest of the bitches.Copy !req
38. I wanna tell you a story
about a friend I've had.Copy !req
39. He's a mean motherfucker
and he's super bad.Copy !req
40. So grab on to your seats
and hang on tight...Copy !req
41. while I tell you a story
about Black Dynamite.Copy !req
42. Yeah?Copy !req
43. Dynamite, baby,
Nipsy still ain't paid up.Copy !req
44. Solid. I'm on it, Bee.Copy !req
45. Who's there?Copy !req
46. I'm looking for Nipsy.Copy !req
47. There's no Nipsy here.Copy !req
48. Now, I'm gonna ask you
one more time.Copy !req
49. Where's Nipsy?Copy !req
50. Here I am, sucker.Copy !req
51. Honeybee,
what's happening, baby?Copy !req
52. Black Dynamite.
What did you do to Nipsy?Copy !req
53. Now, word on the street
is that he's gonna be in traction.Copy !req
54. You know me. I just talked to him.Copy !req
55. Thank you, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
56. I'm so happy.Copy !req
57. Hey, they mess with you, Mama,
they're messing with me.Copy !req
58. Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you
for taking care of us girls...Copy !req
59. while we was down and out
and didn't have no pimp.Copy !req
60. Oh, I almost forgot.Copy !req
61. Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake
for two days...Copy !req
62. and he ain't been by here
with your money.Copy !req
63. - And...
- I knew I forgot something.Copy !req
64. Tiny.Copy !req
65. Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk.Copy !req
66. Tell him the rest by Wednesday
or I'll make him stick himself.Copy !req
67. I'm sorry. Go on, Bee.Copy !req
68. They replaced the chain on your
nunchucks and oiled the bearings.Copy !req
69. They're sitting there on your desk,
next to the dry cleaning.Copy !req
70. All right. What's wrong, Honeybee?Copy !req
71. I've known you too long.Copy !req
72. Now, if something's bothering you,
why don't you lay it on me?Copy !req
73. Black Dynamite,
I got to go to the hospital.Copy !req
74. It's my little nephew, Bucky.
He OD'd.Copy !req
75. Where is Bucky
and what has he had?Copy !req
76. It's that new drug on the street.Copy !req
77. All the kids are falling prey to it.Copy !req
78. What we gonna do,
Black Dynamite?Copy !req
79. I know what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
80. I'm gonna fight.Copy !req
81. The only way I know how.Copy !req
82. Ever since I was a boy,
all I knew was how to fight.Copy !req
83. Fight, fight, fight.Copy !req
84. And when I got tired,
I would fight some more.Copy !req
85. And now that the Man
has got our backs to the wall...Copy !req
86. I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids.Copy !req
87. I'm gonna take him down.Copy !req
88. I'm gonna take them all down.Copy !req
89. Who the hell is interrupting
my kung fu?Copy !req
90. - Who the hell is this?
- Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy.Copy !req
91. How many times
I told you not to call here...Copy !req
92. and interrupt my kung fu?Copy !req
93. It's bad news, Dynamite.Copy !req
94. It's your only brother, Jimmy.Copy !req
95. He's dead, Dynamite.Copy !req
96. Jimmy's dead.Copy !req
97. Scram.Copy !req
98. I said split.Copy !req
99. Shake the scene, you turkeys.
Get out of my house.Copy !req
100. I'll see you all tomorrow.Copy !req
101. How did it happen, Aunt Billy?Copy !req
102. They found him shot full of holes
in an old shipping yard.Copy !req
103. Dead as a dog.Copy !req
104. Said he had drugs on him.Copy !req
105. I guess he was still on that stuff.Copy !req
106. Now, I thought you promised
your mama on her deathbed...Copy !req
107. you wass gonna get him
off that stuff, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
108. Whoever did this is gonna pay.Copy !req
109. I can promise you that.Copy !req
110. Well, I hope it ain't like
when you promised your mama...Copy !req
111. you wass gonna get him
off of that stuff...Copy !req
112. for the rest of his natural life...Copy !req
113. Black Dynamite,
I want you to promise me...Copy !req
114. that you'll look after your brother...Copy !req
115. and make sure
he doesn't end up on drugs...Copy !req
116. or dead.Copy !req
117. I promise.Copy !req
118. Jimmy, I am 18-year-old
Black Dynamite...Copy !req
119. and you are my 16... year-old
kid brother...Copy !req
120. and you are high
as a kite yet again.Copy !req
121. Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy?Copy !req
122. Who?Copy !req
123. Your mama would turn over
in her grave...Copy !req
124. if she were here to see this.Copy !req
125. She loved Jimmy with all her heart.Copy !req
126. You promised your mama
on her deathbed...Copy !req
127. that you would look after Jimmy.Copy !req
128. Now he's dead.Copy !req
129. I scoured the crime scene
like you told me to.Copy !req
130. Dig what I found.Copy !req
131. Now, this is some heavy shit.Copy !req
132. Freeze, turkeys.Copy !req
133. I see you haven't lost your touch,
B.D.Copy !req
134. O'Leary?Copy !req
135. The old "pie on the windowsill" trick.
I can't believe I fell for that.Copy !req
136. That was the same trap you used
in Nam to save my ass.Copy !req
137. B.D. Took our fatigues
and put them on two dead gooks.Copy !req
138. I remember we circled back
and turned the tables.Copy !req
139. I guess you forgot about the time
you and Bravo company...Copy !req
140. left my black ass for dead, huh?Copy !req
141. But I remember.Copy !req
142. I remember everything.Copy !req
143. I remember Vietnam
like it was yesterday.Copy !req
144. I remember that village
in Tainan that we cut down.Copy !req
145. It was a massacre.Copy !req
146. All the dead Chinamen
we left in our tracks.Copy !req
147. I remember the faces, the children.Copy !req
148. This one child I'll never forget.Copy !req
149. Poor little bastard was still alive.Copy !req
150. His little Chinese legs
were blown clean off.Copy !req
151. Still see his little shins and feet...Copy !req
152. hanging from the ceiling fan
across the hut.Copy !req
153. He was charred from his head down
to his little Chinese knees.Copy !req
154. He tried to get up...Copy !req
155. but he fell over when what wass left
of his right leg broke off.Copy !req
156. As he laid there flat on his face...Copy !req
157. he looked up at me.Copy !req
158. His little Chinese eyes
burned right into my stomach...Copy !req
159. deep into my soul.Copy !req
160. He said something to me
in Chinese, like:Copy !req
161. Sounds like some cartoon shit...Copy !req
162. but I understood it to be a question
that he was asking me.Copy !req
163. And I don't have to know
how to speak Chinese...Copy !req
164. to know what that question was.Copy !req
165. "Why, Black Dynamite?Copy !req
166. Why?"Copy !req
167. We're a long way from Nam.Copy !req
168. Look at this place.Copy !req
169. It must have an eight-track player
in every room.Copy !req
170. What's going on today
is a smack problem of epic proportion.Copy !req
171. Corruption is running rampant
and we don't know who to trust.Copy !req
172. We need you, Black Dynamite,
now more than ever.Copy !req
173. I know I was the best CIA agent
that the CIA ever had...Copy !req
174. but I thought I told you honkies
from the CIA...Copy !req
175. that Black Dynamite
was out of the game.Copy !req
176. - You're never out of the game.
- I've known you for a long time.Copy !req
177. And there's something
that you're not telling me.Copy !req
178. Okay.Copy !req
179. We heard about your brother's death.
The last thing we need...Copy !req
180. is you running through the streets
creating a river of blood.Copy !req
181. Tell me who did it
and I'll just leave a puddle.Copy !req
182. We don't know who killed Jimmy.Copy !req
183. But I do know this.Copy !req
184. You step out of line, friendship or not,
and I'm gonna take you down.Copy !req
185. In case you forgot,
when you left the agency...Copy !req
186. you relinquished
your license to kill.Copy !req
187. Well, you do what you have to.Copy !req
188. Just don't get in my way.Copy !req
189. Come on, give it up
to Afroditey and the Moonchild.Copy !req
190. Give them a nice round of applause,
big round of applause, yeah.Copy !req
191. Black Dynamite,
you came to see me.Copy !req
192. Bitch, no, I gotta go rap a taste
with my man Horn...Copy !req
193. but afterwards since I'm here,
maybe I'll throw you one right quick.Copy !req
194. Out of sight.Copy !req
195. I get off in 15 minutes.Copy !req
196. You're right about that, sugar.Copy !req
197. You're right about that.Copy !req
198. Bullhorn, can I get you anything?Copy !req
199. Yes. I would like some of that ass.Copy !req
200. Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
201. Man, who dare knock
when I'm planning to plant my...?Copy !req
202. Main man Black Dynamite.Copy !req
203. What it is, Bullhorn?Copy !req
204. What you want to eat, man?Copy !req
205. Sister Betty made some hog maws
and, man, she put her ankle in it.Copy !req
206. I ain't here for no food, Horn.Copy !req
207. Oh, man.Copy !req
208. I can dig it.Copy !req
209. Sugar, give us a minute.Copy !req
210. You know, man...Copy !req
211. I'm really sorry to hear
about what happened to Jimmy.Copy !req
212. You know, me and you
been tight for a long time.Copy !req
213. - So you know if you need anything...
- Thanks, Horn.Copy !req
214. I need to know about the kind of cats
that Jimmy was running with.Copy !req
215. You know, he came around here
about a week ago...Copy !req
216. with some cats
that I had never seen before.Copy !req
217. Man, I mean,
these cats looked mean.Copy !req
218. Meaner than two fat motherfuckers
wrestling over pork chops and greens.Copy !req
219. Can you dig it?Copy !req
220. Yeah. I can dig it.Copy !req
221. That little old half-a-player,
Cream Corn, was with them.Copy !req
222. You remember Cream Corn.Copy !req
223. So where is Cream Corn
these days?Copy !req
224. Yep, that's right.Copy !req
225. I'm running things.Copy !req
226. Cream Corn.
That's why they call me that.Copy !req
227. Smooth.Copy !req
228. I got my measure for your pleasure.Copy !req
229. Stick with me, baby,
I'll have you farting through silk.Copy !req
230. And let a nigga mess with me.Copy !req
231. I'll jump on him,
all 93 pounds of pure dynamite...Copy !req
232. Let me catch my breath,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
233. Shut up, sucker. I need answers.Copy !req
234. I wanna know who the cats were
that Jimmy was hanging with.Copy !req
235. Man, I don't know nothing
but nothing.Copy !req
236. Okay, all right, all right.Copy !req
237. Their leader's name
is Chicago Wind.Copy !req
238. They hang out at a place
called the Hip Pocket on Crenshaw.Copy !req
239. Now, get me up.Copy !req
240. So you must be Black Dynamite.Copy !req
241. Cream Corn, you jive mother.Copy !req
242. Chicago Wind, I presume.Copy !req
243. Your presumption is correct, nigga.Copy !req
244. If you presume that I killed
your brother then you presume wrong.Copy !req
245. Not that it means shit to me.Copy !req
246. Either way, shit.Copy !req
247. I wish I'd have killed
that nigga myself.Copy !req
248. Somebody else beat me to it.Copy !req
249. Is that so?Copy !req
250. Well, Mr. Chicago Wind...Copy !req
251. what do you know about this?Copy !req
252. Some heavy shit.Copy !req
253. But dig.Copy !req
254. Let me explain something to you,
supernigga.Copy !req
255. I don't answer questions.Copy !req
256. I ask them.Copy !req
257. Even if I did know who killed
that brother of yours...Copy !req
258. what would make you think
I'm gonna tell you?Copy !req
259. Get your black ass out of my joint...Copy !req
260. before we beat you
like a rented mule.Copy !req
261. That's right, you jive-ass punk.Copy !req
262. Don't be coming to the Hip Pocket
talking that shit, you dig?Copy !req
263. That's right, nigga.
Don't ever, ever come ba...Copy !req
264. Go catch Chicago Wind
before he disappears.Copy !req
265. I'll take care
of this gorilla-eating goon here.Copy !req
266. Oh, you's a corn-fed fool
with a lot of muscle mass.Copy !req
267. But it's time for Bullhorn
to get up in that ass.Copy !req
268. Motherfucker.Copy !req
269. Let everybody know
and suckers be warned...Copy !req
270. that this is the outcome
when you mess with Bullhorn.Copy !req
271. Try to catch me now, sucker.Copy !req
272. Motherfucker.Copy !req
273. Now you know why they call me
Chicago Wind, fool.Copy !req
274. Because I left your ass
blowing in the breeze.Copy !req
275. Man, don't you ever, ever...Copy !req
276. That black son of a bitch,
he killed my best dealer.Copy !req
277. I want Black Dynamite dead,
and I wasnt him dead now.Copy !req
278. Before you support
any of these candidates...Copy !req
279. find out if they're going to rid
our communities...Copy !req
280. of the hustlers and pushers.Copy !req
281. Or are they gonna destroy all
the programs that help our children...Copy !req
282. and give their corporate friends
free reign to exploit our community...Copy !req
283. like Congressman James.Copy !req
284. Watch me turn this shit around.Copy !req
285. Power to the people.Copy !req
286. With all due respect
to the young sister here...Copy !req
287. you all know me.Copy !req
288. Yes.Copy !req
289. Now, young lady...Copy !req
290. these fine folks
don't need to be misled.Copy !req
291. All they want is a little bit of bread.Copy !req
292. And you can't just stick it
to the Man.Copy !req
293. You also
got to have yourself a plan.Copy !req
294. Now, we got to take this
from the jukebox to the ballot box.Copy !req
295. We got to go from the poor house
to the White House.Copy !req
296. Instead of maligning me...Copy !req
297. let's take this land
from sea to shining sea.Copy !req
298. Keep the faith, brothers and sisters.Copy !req
299. Say, Mama, you're gonna have
to work on your delivery...Copy !req
300. if you wanna take on
Congressman James.Copy !req
301. The shame is, half these people
don't know what y'all talking about...Copy !req
302. but at least they can put his
to a beat.Copy !req
303. So, what do you do
to make a difference?Copy !req
304. Do you march? Do you vote?Copy !req
305. Oh, let me guess.Copy !req
306. You're one of Tom Slick brothers...Copy !req
307. think you can get by on good looks,
a wink and a smile, huh?Copy !req
308. I don't know about Tom Slick.Copy !req
309. But thank you for the compliments.Copy !req
310. That's not what I meant.Copy !req
311. Not that I think
that you have good look...Copy !req
312. I mean, you know these guys
with their...Copy !req
313. - Winks and smiles.
- Yeah.Copy !req
314. What about the smile?Copy !req
315. I am smiling.Copy !req
316. Right on, right on.Copy !req
317. Excuse me, brothers.Copy !req
318. The militants turn, startled.Copy !req
319. This is private.Copy !req
320. How'd you get in here?Copy !req
321. I walked in.Copy !req
322. So you one of them
sneaky brothers, huh?Copy !req
323. Or maybe you an undercover pig.Copy !req
324. Or maybe you just a federal hit man.Copy !req
325. If I was,
you cats would already be dead.Copy !req
326. Now, let me speak
to the man in charge.Copy !req
327. Sarcastically, I'm in charge.Copy !req
328. Right on.Copy !req
329. If you were in charge...Copy !req
330. the people might as well surrender
to whitey right now...Copy !req
331. because your survival skills
ain't worth a damn.Copy !req
332. Black Dynamite.Copy !req
333. It has been a long time, my brother.Copy !req
334. What it is, Saheed?Copy !req
335. You know this Uncle Tom?Copy !req
336. Listen, sucker.Copy !req
337. I'm blacker than the ace of spades
and more militant...Copy !req
338. than you and your whole damn army
put together.Copy !req
339. And while you're out there...Copy !req
340. chanting at rallies
and browbeating politicians...Copy !req
341. I'm taking out any money
front sucker on a humble...Copy !req
342. that gets in my way.Copy !req
343. So I'll tell you what.Copy !req
344. When your so-called revolution starts,
you call me...Copy !req
345. and I'll be right down front
showing you how it's done...Copy !req
346. but until then,
you need to shut the fuck up...Copy !req
347. when grown folks is talking.Copy !req
348. I'm sorry.Copy !req
349. Yeah, we heard about
what went down at the Hip Pocket.Copy !req
350. That was righteous.Copy !req
351. That was personal, brother.Copy !req
352. Personal or not, you saved
a lot of brothers and sisters.Copy !req
353. You need our help, we're here.Copy !req
354. I can dig it.Copy !req
355. What can you tell me about this?Copy !req
356. Yeah.Copy !req
357. I ain't seen one of these in a while.Copy !req
358. I was gonna fuck him up.Copy !req
359. There it is.Copy !req
360. AR-48.Copy !req
361. I wish we could get
some shit like this.Copy !req
362. That round will go through
a bulletproof vest like it was a pillow.Copy !req
363. Any idea who would have it?Copy !req
364. Whoever it is,
he must work for the Man...Copy !req
365. because that right there
is strictly government issue.Copy !req
366. You mind telling me
how this was found...Copy !req
367. at the scene
of my brother's death?Copy !req
368. Okay, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
369. Want me to level with you?Copy !req
370. Your brother Jimmy
wasn't a two-bit drug dealer.Copy !req
371. - He was one of us.
- What?Copy !req
372. He was working undercover.Copy !req
373. And he wanted to be just like you.Copy !req
374. Jimmy, why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
375. Vincent Rafelli.Copy !req
376. Don of the Carbozi family.Copy !req
377. Heads up a shipping company.Copy !req
378. We believe he's distributing dope.Copy !req
379. Jimmy felt that the don
and Congressman James...Copy !req
380. had something up their sleeve.Copy !req
381. He didn't quite know what it was.Copy !req
382. He died trying to find out.Copy !req
383. So I don't need to tell you
the importance of this mission.Copy !req
384. But I just have one question.Copy !req
385. Are you in or are you out?Copy !req
386. Because God knows
you're the only one we can trust.Copy !req
387. I'm in.Copy !req
388. Good.Copy !req
389. I had a feeling
you were gonna say that.Copy !req
390. Hope you don't mind.Copy !req
391. I took the liberty
of reinstating your license to kill.Copy !req
392. You're gonna need this.Copy !req
393. Black Dynamite's looking for us.Copy !req
394. You said you would handle it.Copy !req
395. I'm bringing in
the heavy hitters now.Copy !req
396. Somebody broke into
my dead brother Jimmy's apartment.Copy !req
397. Breathe deeply, baby.Copy !req
398. Daddy, you make my heart beat.Copy !req
399. Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that.Copy !req
400. But I think
you're running a temperature.Copy !req
401. Let me see if I can find
a thermometer for you.Copy !req
402. What the...?Copy !req
403. I told you urine sample,
Nurse Jenny.Copy !req
404. Black Dynamite.Copy !req
405. I mean, really.Copy !req
406. You sent her in here
with them titties.Copy !req
407. What did you expect?Copy !req
408. How's my x-ray?Copy !req
409. Well, no fragments.Copy !req
410. In and out.Copy !req
411. You're lucky, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
412. Three inches to the left...Copy !req
413. and we wouldn't even be having
this conversation.Copy !req
414. Three inches to the right,
it would've missed my black ass.Copy !req
415. Well, you need a new line of work.Copy !req
416. This is the second time this year.Copy !req
417. I know, I know.Copy !req
418. Why do I bother?
There's no helping you.Copy !req
419. No, doc, you help me just fine.Copy !req
420. See you next time.Copy !req
421. You hang in there, Leon.
You hear me?Copy !req
422. Hey, Mama, what's going down?
That your kid in there?Copy !req
423. No.Copy !req
424. Nephew? Cousin?Copy !req
425. I said no.Copy !req
426. No relation, he...Copy !req
427. He happens to be one of the kids
at the orphanage where I work.Copy !req
428. He overdosed on smack.
Third one this month.Copy !req
429. And why?
What does it matter to you anyway?Copy !req
430. Whoa, Mama, just trying to help.Copy !req
431. Oh, I don't need your kind of help.Copy !req
432. Men like you only help
when there's something in it for them.Copy !req
433. They can't be bothered.Copy !req
434. Too busy chasing their chicks
and their bread and their fancy car.Copy !req
435. No, Mr. Black Dynamite.Copy !req
436. The only help you know
is how to help yourself.Copy !req
437. Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me.Copy !req
438. It's about that kid in there.Copy !req
439. Now do you really want help...Copy !req
440. or are you just trying to prove to the
world you can do it all on your own?Copy !req
441. Mama always said:Copy !req
442. "A helping hand is a helping hand,
clean or dirty."Copy !req
443. Guess my hands
ain't clean enough for you.Copy !req
444. Wait.Copy !req
445. These politicians don't give a damn.Copy !req
446. I mean, look, look at these ads.Copy !req
447. Congressman James
made promises to the people.Copy !req
448. Then he took away
his drug-awareness programs...Copy !req
449. and allowed his bedfellows
to sell crap to the kids.Copy !req
450. He even invested in these products.Copy !req
451. Now the dope is everywhere.
It's even...Copy !req
452. It's even in the orphanage.Copy !req
453. Not the orphanage.Copy !req
454. I used to be an orphan.Copy !req
455. You ain't got no mommy
and you ain't got no daddy.Copy !req
456. You're an orphan.Copy !req
457. Orphan, orphan, orphan.Copy !req
458. No, not the orphans.Copy !req
459. I think I need
to show you something.Copy !req
460. We've been trying
to reach these children.Copy !req
461. But this new smack on the street
is proving too much of a match for us.Copy !req
462. The worst thing
about these pushers...Copy !req
463. getting these children
addicted to this new smack...Copy !req
464. is that these children are orphans,
and orphans don't have parents.Copy !req
465. Ain't nothing in the world
get Black Dynamite more mad...Copy !req
466. than some jive-ass sucker
dealing smack to the kids.Copy !req
467. Bobby, stop it.Copy !req
468. You'll kick soon.Copy !req
469. You dealing, brother?Copy !req
470. I need my smack, I need it now.Copy !req
471. Put a few of these honeys on the street
and I'll get you your bread, partner.Copy !req
472. I refuse to let this happen to you,
little man.Copy !req
473. I will shake this poisonous shit
out of your smacked-up body...Copy !req
474. if I have to.Copy !req
475. Black Dynamite, stop.
We've tried that, nothing works.Copy !req
476. I can't look at these kids no more.Copy !req
477. This orphanage used to be alive
with laughter, kids playing.Copy !req
478. Now look at it, it's sickening.Copy !req
479. Whoever's responsible is gonna pay,
if it's the last thing I do.Copy !req
480. Black Dynamite,
I wish it was that simple.Copy !req
481. But this is much bigger
than you and me.Copy !req
482. Hey, Little Mama.Copy !req
483. It may be bigger than you
and it may be bigger than me.Copy !req
484. But it ain't bigger than you and me.
Can you dig it?Copy !req
485. I think so.Copy !req
486. I gotta split.Copy !req
487. You need me to drop you off
somewhere?Copy !req
488. No, I think I'm gonna go down
the street and grab a bite.Copy !req
489. I'll drive you.Copy !req
490. Thanks for the ride.Copy !req
491. Can I get some hot sauce
for my donut?Copy !req
492. Excuse me, lady.Copy !req
493. - Oh, my God.
- What is it? What is going on?Copy !req
494. How did you know?Copy !req
495. Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.Copy !req
496. Damn.Copy !req
497. Sorry, Roscoe.Copy !req
498. It's cool, man.Copy !req
499. Chili and donuts ain't working out
for me no how.Copy !req
500. Maybe it's time for a change.Copy !req
501. What have you gotten me into?Copy !req
502. It wasn't me they were after, sugar.Copy !req
503. You must have pissed off some people
in some pretty high places.Copy !req
504. I'm gonna take you somewhere
you'll be safe.Copy !req
505. Black Dynamite,
you ain't got to worry about Gloria.Copy !req
506. She gonna be safe up in here.Copy !req
507. I been keeping the girls up
on their kung fu like you told me to.Copy !req
508. Now, they find her up in here,
we will fricassee they honky asses.Copy !req
509. You sure about this?
Maybe we should call the police.Copy !req
510. No, Mama. You can bet
your sweet ass and half a titty...Copy !req
511. whoever put that hit on you, already
got the cops in their back pocket.Copy !req
512. You be cool, Mama.Copy !req
513. Bee here will keep you tight
and out of sight.Copy !req
514. I'm gonna shake the tree
from the roots and rake up the fruits...Copy !req
515. rip it up out the ground,
find out what's going down.Copy !req
516. Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama,
because tonight...Copy !req
517. Dynamite's gonna make
everything all right.Copy !req
518. Euphoria, shut up.
I know that was you.Copy !req
519. I ain't even gotta look.Copy !req
520. I should send you to Crenshaw Pete
with his hot-ass coat hangers.Copy !req
521. Would you like that?Copy !req
522. Black Dynamite,
I know that we just met...Copy !req
523. but somehow I feel
that I can trust you.Copy !req
524. I'll be here waiting
till you come to get me.Copy !req
525. Thank you for saving my life.Copy !req
526. You be cool, Little Mama.Copy !req
527. I'll be back before too long.Copy !req
528. Order, order, order.Copy !req
529. Order, nigga.Copy !req
530. The game is at an all-time low.Copy !req
531. Never in the history of the game
has there been such devastation.Copy !req
532. - That's right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
533. Tricks running low,
cops pushing harder than ever.Copy !req
534. - Yeah.
- That's right.Copy !req
535. These little bitches just running wild.Copy !req
536. I thought we had
these poop-butt pigs paid off.Copy !req
537. - Come to find out.
- Yeah.Copy !req
538. They trapping my ho's
every time they hit the track.Copy !req
539. I'm spending more bail money
than I'm getting tail money.Copy !req
540. Yeah, yeah.
I can dig it, Chocolate, I can dig it.Copy !req
541. Come on, this has been
my worst physical year ever.Copy !req
542. Fiscal, nigga. With a F. Fiscal.Copy !req
543. Well, it's been the worst one ever.
I can't even afford to get my hair fixed.Copy !req
544. Sounds like you're assed out.Copy !req
545. You know what they say.Copy !req
546. The bitch won't sell her ass.Copy !req
547. - A pimp will.
- Will.Copy !req
548. Shut up, Tasty.Copy !req
549. I turned you onto the game...Copy !req
550. when you nothing
but a little jailhouse tramp.Copy !req
551. Now, listen up.Copy !req
552. Pimping has been around
since the world started turning.Copy !req
553. And it's going to keep right on
turning right along with it...Copy !req
554. until this little planet
rotates off its axis...Copy !req
555. as a result of its core overheating
and explodes into cosmic dust.Copy !req
556. Damn.Copy !req
557. - Can you dig it?
- It's done, brother.Copy !req
558. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
559. Now look here.
These times, they come and they go.Copy !req
560. - Right.
- And if you live long enough...Copy !req
561. you'll be around
to see them come again.Copy !req
562. But what we need to do
is we need to collectivize.Copy !req
563. - Yeah.
- Right on, right on.Copy !req
564. Now, look here.Copy !req
565. Listen.Copy !req
566. Stop all the bullshit and take a vote.Copy !req
567. Yes, O.Copy !req
568. All in favor, raise your hand.Copy !req
569. Kotex?Copy !req
570. - Mo Bitches?
- I can dig it, baby.Copy !req
571. Chocolate Giddy-Up?Copy !req
572. Chocolate Giddy-Up.Copy !req
573. Crenshaw Pete?Copy !req
574. Captain Kangaroo Pimp?Copy !req
575. - Willie?
- I'm with you.Copy !req
576. Nigga, even if they don't
knock the broads...Copy !req
577. there ain't enough tricks
to go around.Copy !req
578. Now, look here.Copy !req
579. I don't know about the rest of y'all.Copy !req
580. But it looks like I have
to keep selling heroin...Copy !req
581. just to make ends meet.Copy !req
582. Then you'll have
a much bigger problem.Copy !req
583. Black Dynamite.Copy !req
584. What's happening, baby?Copy !req
585. What it is, Big O?Copy !req
586. To what do we owe this pleasure?Copy !req
587. I just got one thing to lay on you cats
and then I'll split.Copy !req
588. That I'm declaring war...Copy !req
589. on anybody who sells drugs
in our community.Copy !req
590. But, Black Dynamite,
I sell drugs to the community.Copy !req
591. Well, be that as it may,
if I catch you...Copy !req
592. I will not consider you
a brother or friend.Copy !req
593. Now, can you dig it?Copy !req
594. Hell no, nigga.Copy !req
595. I can't dig it.Copy !req
596. - Now who you supposed to be?
- That's Black Dynamite.Copy !req
597. I ain't ask you, nigga. Shut up.Copy !req
598. I'm gonna tell you like this.Copy !req
599. I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do.Copy !req
600. - Yeah.
- Well, the choice is yours, brother.Copy !req
601. But if me and my people
catch you...Copy !req
602. you're gonna have
a lot more to deal with.Copy !req
603. - Good evening, gentlemen.
- Goodbye, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
604. Will you stop that?Copy !req
605. Hold it right there.Copy !req
606. It's me, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
607. - What the hell do you wasnt?
- I wanna help you.Copy !req
608. Why should I trust you...Copy !req
609. after you dropped dime on me
to Chicago Wind?Copy !req
610. Because your brother Jimmy
saved my life.Copy !req
611. I was supposed to be with him
the night he got killed.Copy !req
612. But he called me
and told me to stay at home.Copy !req
613. I guess I owe him one.Copy !req
614. I'll need a list
of names and locations.Copy !req
615. Ain't no thing.Copy !req
616. Man, everything is gonna be okay.Copy !req
617. Bullhorn...Copy !req
618. Cream Corn here says he can
help us find the cats we're looking for.Copy !req
619. Now, what do you think?Copy !req
620. Man,
I think we should put our ankles in it.Copy !req
621. They broke into my home.Copy !req
622. They got the ledger.Copy !req
623. They got the manifest,
they got everything.Copy !req
624. Everything.
Names, dates, schedules.Copy !req
625. We even got the shipping routes.Copy !req
626. They won't be able to take a shit...Copy !req
627. without us knowing
when or what color.Copy !req
628. We cleaned up the streets
and gave them back to the people.Copy !req
629. Once again, making them a pleasant
place to take an afternoon stroll.Copy !req
630. Extra, extra. Hot off the presses.Copy !req
631. Black Dynamite
cleans up the street.Copy !req
632. It's unbelievable, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
633. Everyone looks so happy...Copy !req
634. and it's all thanks to you.Copy !req
635. I'd like to take the credit
but dig, Mama.Copy !req
636. There's no I in "revolut..." In "team."Copy !req
637. Look, I'm know I'm gonna be rusty,
but I have to try.Copy !req
638. Hi, girls. What is your name?Copy !req
639. I'm Shawanda,
and her name's Brikwilla.Copy !req
640. Those are beautiful names.Copy !req
641. I'm Gloria
and this is Black Dynamite.Copy !req
642. My mama said
my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.Copy !req
643. So did my mama.Copy !req
644. Hush up, little girls.Copy !req
645. A lot of cats have that name.Copy !req
646. Well, that was amazing.Copy !req
647. Thank you
for a beautiful day and night.Copy !req
648. But I think I should be going.Copy !req
649. I think you'll be safer
if you stay here tonight.Copy !req
650. Oh, you do, do you?Copy !req
651. I hope you don't think you're
gonna get any of this cookie.Copy !req
652. Because if I offered you
some of this cookie...Copy !req
653. this cookie might kill you.Copy !req
654. Don't think because
we've been frolicking in the park...Copy !req
655. you got this closed
because it takes...Copy !req
656. Yeah, yeah, Mama.Copy !req
657. You can hit the sheets or the streets.
It don't make me no never mind.Copy !req
658. That's your bag, baby.
You can go or you can come.Copy !req
659. Can you dig it?Copy !req
660. Yeah.Copy !req
661. Black Dynamite.Copy !req
662. We read the ledger
and it just don't stop.Copy !req
663. There's a trail of paper
that leads all the way to the top.Copy !req
664. A big shipment is coming to town...Copy !req
665. and it's right there
where that cracker wrote it down.Copy !req
666. Now, we don't know the whens,
but we do know the wheres.Copy !req
667. And however the fuck the whats,
we'll sure enough be there.Copy !req
668. Looks like he's got two warehouses.Copy !req
669. One big one,
and one smaller one here.Copy !req
670. We break into the two units,
we hit the smaller one first...Copy !req
671. then we scale the fence,
enter from the south...Copy !req
672. use an acetylene blowtorch to
breech the warehouse from the back.Copy !req
673. That way we avoid the guards.Copy !req
674. Man, them honkies gonna be running
for cover when us brothers get...Copy !req
675. Get... Get...Copy !req
676. The torch is an issue.Copy !req
677. We won't be able to get
an acetylene torch in time.Copy !req
678. Think again, brother.Copy !req
679. You know somebody that's got one?Copy !req
680. I know just the cat.Copy !req
681. All right, snowflake.
Where's the dope?Copy !req
682. Up yours, coon.Copy !req
683. It's right over there
in the body bags, jeez.Copy !req
684. So how much dope
is in the big warehouse?Copy !req
685. They're gonna kill me anyway.
I'm not gonna tell you nothing, coon.Copy !req
686. Dynamite, I got something
that will make him talk.Copy !req
687. I ain't gonna tell you nothing.Copy !req
688. Operation Code Kansas.
Can't stop it, too late.Copy !req
689. Operation Code Kansas
gonna fix all the niggas.Copy !req
690. Yeah, you won't be so big
and so bad anymore...Copy !req
691. because Kansas gonna fix you.Copy !req
692. Just the niggas.Copy !req
693. Just the nig...Copy !req
694. Damn, Smoke.Copy !req
695. I think you gave him
too much of that shit.Copy !req
696. How long till it wears off?Copy !req
697. It's malt liquor?Copy !req
698. It's that new Anaconda Malt Liquor
from the billboards.Copy !req
699. It's supposed to give you:Copy !req
700. Tastes good too.Copy !req
701. I know the drugs
are here somewhere.Copy !req
702. We're gonna check every crate
until we find it.Copy !req
703. I can't believe it, fellas.Copy !req
704. That entire shipment
was just malt liquor.Copy !req
705. Don't beat yourself up, Dynamite.Copy !req
706. We still kept the 50 keys
we found in that first warehouse...Copy !req
707. from getting on the streets.Copy !req
708. I'm gonna go home
and drink the rest of this, man.Copy !req
709. Y'all should've grabbed some
of this shit. This shit is incredible.Copy !req
710. I tell you, brothers,
it just don't make no damn sense.Copy !req
711. The manifest, the shipping log,
the ledgers.Copy !req
712. All records are consistent
with that damned beer shipment.Copy !req
713. If anything else was in there,
it would have to weigh something.Copy !req
714. They got it out before we got there.Copy !req
715. No.Copy !req
716. Why would they have guards there
if they got the drugs out?Copy !req
717. No, them crackers
was protecting something.Copy !req
718. B.D., we checked every single crate,
every stinking bottle.Copy !req
719. Man, I'm with you, Dynamite.Copy !req
720. That babbling cracker
knew something.Copy !req
721. What that guard said,
I keep running through my head.Copy !req
722. Code Kansas.Copy !req
723. "You people
won't be so big anymore."Copy !req
724. Code Kansas.Copy !req
725. It just don't make no damn sense.Copy !req
726. Hey, sweet thing.Copy !req
727. What don't make no sense is
the service around this motherfucker.Copy !req
728. Bitch, do you see us?Copy !req
729. I'd like two sausage links,
two sausage patties...Copy !req
730. two hot dogs,
split down the middle twice, okay?Copy !req
731. Baloney, fry that up into a dome.Copy !req
732. Slice that,
take a spatula, smush fry it.Copy !req
733. And one waffle, please.Copy !req
734. I can get your waffle...Copy !req
735. but all we got
is the chicken from last night.Copy !req
736. Now, I can bring you some of that
if you wasnt some meat.Copy !req
737. Chicken and waffles?Copy !req
738. That's it.Copy !req
739. Take it easy, brother.
It ain't her fault.Copy !req
740. Sorry, sister,
we all just a little uptight.Copy !req
741. But if you bring us
some of them good-ass waffles...Copy !req
742. everything will be all right.Copy !req
743. Man, you guys
ain't had no waffles like these.Copy !req
744. These waffles are so good...Copy !req
745. they're like they come
from down South.Copy !req
746. These buttery motherfuckers
will melt in your mouth.Copy !req
747. - Man, you ain't had no waffles...
- Wait.Copy !req
748. Bullhorn, what did you just say?Copy !req
749. You said:Copy !req
750. "Melts in your mouth."Copy !req
751. Quick.Copy !req
752. What else melts in your mouth?Copy !req
753. - M&M's.
- Exactly.Copy !req
754. And not in your hands.Copy !req
755. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
756. And who makes M&M's?Copy !req
757. Mars Candy Company makes it.Copy !req
758. - Yeah, yeah.
- That's right.Copy !req
759. And Mars is also...Copy !req
760. - The Roman god of war.
- That's what I'm telling you.Copy !req
761. Who is the Greek god of war?Copy !req
762. - Ares.
- Right on.Copy !req
763. Now, you take Mars
and spell it backwards, drop the S.Copy !req
764. - What is it? What did you get?
- R...Copy !req
765. Ram. That's right.Copy !req
766. And ram is the zodialogical sign
for Aries.Copy !req
767. - Now dig.
- That right.Copy !req
768. - Ares's half sister is Athena.
- Now you're getting it.Copy !req
769. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Athena, Athens.Copy !req
770. Which is the capital of Greece.Copy !req
771. And as we all know...Copy !req
772. zodialogical astronomy
was created by the Greeks in...Copy !req
773. 785 B.C.Copy !req
774. And 785 is the area code of Topeka.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
775. 785 is the area code
to Topeka, Kansas.Copy !req
776. Code Kansas.Copy !req
777. Now you take that,
spell it backwards and drop the S.Copy !req
778. Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah.Copy !req
779. - Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
780. And brothers...Copy !req
781. who is the Greek demigod
of medicine...Copy !req
782. who believed that snakes' tongues
had mystical healing powers?Copy !req
783. Aesculapius, of course.Copy !req
784. He had a staff with snakes
intertwining all around that bitch.Copy !req
785. They called it Aesculapius's staff.Copy !req
786. It's a symbol the medical field uses
to this day.Copy !req
787. I've seen it.Copy !req
788. Now,
what legend involving snakes...Copy !req
789. is in both Greek and Roman
mythology?Copy !req
790. Now, come on.
It involves Aesculapius's own father.Copy !req
791. Apollo.Copy !req
792. Yeah. Thanks, lady.Copy !req
793. That's right.Copy !req
794. Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi
which was a big-ass snake.Copy !req
795. That's right.Copy !req
796. And what, brothers,
is the biggest snake in the world?Copy !req
797. The South American anaconda.Copy !req
798. - What she said.
- Anaconda Malt Liquor.Copy !req
799. And what is the slogan
for Anaconda Malt Liquor?Copy !req
800. "Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you..."Copy !req
801. Gives you what?Copy !req
802. And who else is famous for:Copy !req
803. Little Richard.Copy !req
804. - Who?
- Little Richard.Copy !req
805. So, what they're really saying is...Copy !req
806. Anaconda Malt Liquor
gives you Little Richard.Copy !req
807. What is another word for Richard?Copy !req
808. - Gunsmoke. Come on, get up.
- Gunsmoke!Copy !req
809. Damn.Copy !req
810. Anaconda Malt Liquor
gives you a little dick.Copy !req
811. Should we kill him?Copy !req
812. Man, do you wasnt to live?Copy !req
813. I said, do you want to go on?Copy !req
814. Man, this time these crackers
have gone too far.Copy !req
815. - The warehouse.
- The warehouse.Copy !req
816. Freeze, you jive-time suckers.Copy !req
817. Who's in charge?Copy !req
818. Brothers, make these honkies load
this dick-shrinking poison...Copy !req
819. back into the warehouse
so we can burn this mother down.Copy !req
820. Waste them if they make a sound.Copy !req
821. I'm gonna go inside and find out
who's running this shit.Copy !req
822. - All right, men, move it.
- Come on, you heard him.Copy !req
823. Sucker, you drop it right there.Copy !req
824. - O'Leary?
- That's right.Copy !req
825. Go ahead, guys, I got this.Copy !req
826. O'Leary, you son of a bitch.
I should have known it was you.Copy !req
827. You should have.Copy !req
828. You were too busy
and trying to lay that orphan mama...Copy !req
829. to not see
what was in front of your face.Copy !req
830. You diabolical
dick-shrinking motherfuckers.Copy !req
831. You were the leak all the time.Copy !req
832. And I bet you were behind
Jimmy's death.Copy !req
833. Hey, man,
I was just following orders.Copy !req
834. That's what a good soldier does,
follow orders, unlike you.Copy !req
835. Everything's gotta be done
the Black Dynamite way.Copy !req
836. I gave the order on Jimmy.Copy !req
837. I gave it to James,
who gave it to the don.Copy !req
838. What good's it gonna do you now?Copy !req
839. The old birthday-candle trick
from Nam.Copy !req
840. Just when you think it's out...Copy !req
841. O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you?Copy !req
842. Yeah, who's this?Copy !req
843. Fellas, we going on a boat ride
to Kung Fu Island.Copy !req
844. Hey, Black Dynamite,
there's the island.Copy !req
845. Okay.Copy !req
846. Now, here's the plan.Copy !req
847. Yeah.Copy !req
848. Okay, let's split up.Copy !req
849. He's here.Copy !req
850. We kicked their ass.Copy !req
851. Power to the people, brothers.Copy !req
852. This is it, brothers.Copy !req
853. - This is where we stick it to the Man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
854. Now, let's go get that lab.Copy !req
855. All right, let's go.Copy !req
856. You know, when we get back home,
I'm gonna retire from the revolution.Copy !req
857. Start a family.Copy !req
858. Show this picture.Copy !req
859. That's Betty Jo.Copy !req
860. Yeah, right on, yeah.Copy !req
861. Buy a home in the country.
Raise our own fruits and vegetables.Copy !req
862. Bake our own bread,
know what I mean?Copy !req
863. Bake our own...Copy !req
864. Who saw that coming...?
Who saw where that came from?Copy !req
865. Let's go.Copy !req
866. I should've known you would be
behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu.Copy !req
867. Your knowledge of scientific
biological transmogrifications...Copy !req
868. is only out-matched by your zest
for kung-fu treachery.Copy !req
869. Your kung fu is quite extraordinary,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
870. But no match for mine.Copy !req
871. You should have joined us
when you had the chance.Copy !req
872. But now you must die.Copy !req
873. Man, I'll take this jive-ass turkey.Copy !req
874. Bullhorn, no.Copy !req
875. At long last, our friendship bonded
by the struggle against the Man...Copy !req
876. has been brought to an end
by kung-fu treachery.Copy !req
877. Brother, your death
will not go unavenged.Copy !req
878. Fiendish Dr. Wu,
you done fucked up now.Copy !req
879. Get him.Copy !req
880. You must try the Wu family
Red Silk Kung Fu.Copy !req
881. Black Dynamite Panther Fist.Copy !req
882. What the fuck, huh?Copy !req
883. Keep your eye on Black Dynamite.Copy !req
884. Looking for me?Copy !req
885. Can you see where I'm coming from,
you jive motherfucker?Copy !req
886. No rush, huh? Come on, huh?Copy !req
887. You told him
to keep an eye out for me.Copy !req
888. I threw that shit
before I walked in the room.Copy !req
889. I wanna know
who's pulling your strings.Copy !req
890. Now start talking. Talk.Copy !req
891. - I said, start talking.
- Okay.Copy !req
892. Your government
has been preoccupied...Copy !req
893. with building the bigger penis
for years.Copy !req
894. What's this green one?Copy !req
895. It did exactly opposite
of what it was intended.Copy !req
896. It made the penis shrivel to the size
of a 2-month-old snapping turtle.Copy !req
897. This is what you've been putting
in the malt liquor?Copy !req
898. I was under orders.Copy !req
899. They threatened to fire me.Copy !req
900. Speaking of fire.Copy !req
901. Suddenly,
I'd like to leave your island.Copy !req
902. No! No!Copy !req
903. No.Copy !req
904. You dirty motherfucker.Copy !req
905. Hey, Black Dynamite,
I found a helicopter.Copy !req
906. Quick, give me a hairpin.Copy !req
907. What's in the briefcase,
Black Dynamite?Copy !req
908. How far does this all go, man?Copy !req
909. Cream Corn,
this goes all the way to the top.Copy !req
910. And when I say top,
I mean the tippety-top.Copy !req
911. There it is, Black Dynamite.
The Honky House.Copy !req
912. I'm going down.Copy !req
913. - This shouldn't take long.
- Whoa, hey...Copy !req
914. - Take the controls.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
915. Whoa, hey, hey, man.Copy !req
916. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
917. Cream Corn, no!Copy !req
918. I should have known it was you
all the time.Copy !req
919. I should have asked myself,
"Who's the man so wicked...Copy !req
920. so cruel to serve smack
to the orphanage...Copy !req
921. kill my brother Jimmy, and put out
a drug to shrink black men's dicks?"Copy !req
922. Only one man,
and that's you, Tricky Dick.Copy !req
923. So I'm here to deliver you one
presidential ass-whooping.Copy !req
924. Black Dynamite.Copy !req
925. There is a perfectly...Copy !req
926. reasonable explanation for that.Copy !req
927. Showtime, motherfucker.Copy !req
928. Fucking...Copy !req
929. Black Dynamite.Copy !req
930. Who the fuck would duck?Copy !req
931. Piece of shit.Copy !req
932. Don't fuck with me.Copy !req
933. Motherfucker.Copy !req
934. Take your filthy black hands
off the presidential dinnerware...Copy !req
935. you moon cricket.Copy !req
936. And now, Black Dynamite,
you must die.Copy !req
937. You had enough, Mr. President?Copy !req
938. You'll never get away with this.Copy !req
939. Watch me,
you little insecure cracker.Copy !req
940. You think
by shrinking our johnsons...Copy !req
941. it's gonna make your situation
any better?Copy !req
942. That's your problem, Tricky Dick.
You are paranoid.Copy !req
943. Like sending those two-bit crooks
to Watergate.Copy !req
944. For what?Copy !req
945. For these?Copy !req
946. - Look at you.
- What?Copy !req
947. You lost it all, turkey.Copy !req
948. - Kill me.
- Say what?Copy !req
949. - Kill me.
- No.Copy !req
950. That's the easy way out for you.Copy !req
951. Unless you want the rest
of this freaky shit to hit the news...Copy !req
952. I suggest you take care
of me and my people.Copy !req
953. Can you dig it?Copy !req
954. I said, can you dig it?Copy !req
955. Yes, I can dig it.Copy !req
956. Thought you could.Copy !req
957. First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped
you into that china cabinet.Copy !req
958. I used excessive force.Copy !req
959. Oftentimes, I cross the line...Copy !req
960. but I try to do so
in the name of what's right.Copy !req
961. Most of the time,
the ends justifies the means.Copy !req
962. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed
my own code of ethics...Copy !req
963. and for that, sugar, I apologize.Copy !req
964. But I shot at you.Copy !req
965. I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
966. This is true,
but you did not connect.Copy !req
967. You shot a plate.Copy !req
968. Had you connected,
maybe pimp-slapping you into that...Copy !req
969. might have been justified.Copy !req
970. But I feel I crossed the line.Copy !req
971. And for that,
please accept my apology.Copy !req
972. I do.Copy !req
973. I do, it's just...Copy !req
974. Oh, Black Dynamite,
you're so righteous.Copy !req
975. This is also true.Copy !req
976. Because
whenever there's injustice...Copy !req
977. wrongs to be...Copy !req
978. Oh, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
979. Go on, honey.Copy !req
980. Because wherever there's injustice,
wrongs to be righted...Copy !req
981. innocents to be defended,
Black Dynamite will be there...Copy !req
982. delivering ass-whoopings.Copy !req
983. And I will not hesitate to lay
the hammer down on any clown...Copy !req
984. that comes around.Copy !req
985. Because if they wanna fight,
they best come see me...Copy !req
986. because I'm Black Dynamite.Copy !req
987. How you doing
with that midget girl you sent out?Copy !req
988. Man, she keeps coming up short.Copy !req
989. And better no nigga
mess with me, neither.Copy !req
990. I would jump on him,
all 93 pounds of dynamite.Copy !req
991. That's right.Copy !req
992. So I says, "Bitch, you look like
you need a pimp in your life."Copy !req
993. She said, "I got a pimp."Copy !req
994. I said,
"Shit, that nigga ain't no pimp.Copy !req
995. He a valet for ho's."Copy !req
996. It's called the
Mo Bitches Variety Pack.Copy !req
997. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
998. I send out a big ho, a little ho,
a skinny ho, and one Navajo.Copy !req
999. - Is that right?
- That's right.Copy !req
1000. Take that, you cracker-ass cracker.Copy !req
1001. All right, girls, let's take them down.Copy !req
1002. I only do two things well
in this world.Copy !req
1003. I take money from bitches
and I sell drugs to the community.Copy !req
1004. I had to send your ho back
the other day.Copy !req
1005. - No?
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
1006. She reckless eyeballing
and carrying on.Copy !req
1007. She fine, but I said,
"Hey, your man is bona fide."Copy !req
1008. See? You're a righteous pimp.Copy !req
1009. Shit, the real pimping lives here.Copy !req
1010. It ain't ego.Copy !req
1011. That's how we go. You like that?Copy !req
1012. You gotta cross the lines sometimes.Copy !req
1013. Sometimes to do the right thing,
you got to do the ugly thing.Copy !req
1014. You know people, they don't want
to see the cow killed...Copy !req
1015. they just want their steak
on a plate.Copy !req
1016. Can you dig it?Copy !req
1017. Good evening, gentlemen.Copy !req
1018. Who let that nigga in my house?Copy !req