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of the finest barleys and hops,
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4. it's the only malt Iiquor
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from Uncle Sam himself.
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6. And when you pop the top,
the panties drop.
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7. Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor?
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8. The only malt Iiquor to be approved
by the United States government?
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9. That's right.
Anaconda Malt Liquor.
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10. Anaconda Malí Liquor,
brewed ¡n Piedmonz', Georgia.
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12. Gentlemen, every one of
you are the most respected men
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13. in your region.
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14. Doing business with me,
you'll find you'll be protected,
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15. and you will be supplied
with as much as you can distribute.
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16. However, one of us here
is not who he appears to be.
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17. [fu]
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18. Come on,
you jive turkeys.
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19. What kind of rundown
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20. Look, man,
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21. I gotta get back to the streets
where I come from, sucker.
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22. Hold it.
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23. I told you jive chumps,
I ain't no snitch.
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24. Who said you were?
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25. He's dead.
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26. My God, men.
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27. Do you know what this means?
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28. Do you know whose brother...?
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29. This ghetto ¡s gonna be turned
upside-down, I tell you, upside-down.
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30. The streets are gonna run Crimson
with the blood of the men
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31. responsible
for his brother's death.
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32. Man I'm Speaking of
is a veritable one-man army.
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33. And if you get on his bad side,
brother, you're done for.
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before he finds out,
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no matter where he is,
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36. get ready, gentlemen,
because hell's a-coming.
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37. Coming, coming, coming.
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38. Black Dynamite, that was
the best loving Ieverhad.
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39. Me too.
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40. That goes triple for me.
Shh.
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41. Mama, you're gonna wake up
the rest of the bitches.
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42. I wanna tell you a story
about a friend I've had.
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43. He's a mean motherfucker,
and he's super bad.
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44. So grab on to your seats
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45. while I tell you a story
about Black Dynamite.
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46. Yeah?
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47. Dynamite, baby,
Nipsy sti/l ain't paid up.
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52. [fu]
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53. Now, I'm gonna ask you
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54. Where's Nipsy?
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55. Here I am, sucker.
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56. Honeybee,
what's happening, baby?
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57. Black Dynamite.
What did you do to Nipsy?
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58. Now, word on the street is
that he's gonna be in traction.
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59. You know me.
I just talked to him.
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60. Thank you, Black Dynamite.
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61. I'm so haPPY-
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62. Hey, they mess with you, Mama,
they're messing with me.
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63. Black Dynamite, I wanna thank
you for taking care of us girls
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64. while we was down and out
and didn't have no pimp.
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65. Oh, I almost forgot.
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66. Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake
for two days,
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67. and he ain't been by here
with your money.
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68. And—
I knew I forgot something.
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69. Tiny.
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70. Get Pimpin' Jake
out of my trunk.
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71. Tell him the rest of my money by Wednesday
or I'll make him stick himself.
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72. I'm sorry. Go on, Bee.
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73. They replaced the chain on your
nunchucks and oiled the bearings.
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74. They're sitting there on your desk,
next to the dry cleaning.
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75. All right.
What's wrong, Honeybee?
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76. I've known you too long.
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77. Now, if something's bothering you,
why don't you lay it on me?
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78. Black Dynamite,
I got to go to the hospital.
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79. It's my little nephew, Bucky.
He OD'd.
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80. Where ¡s Bucky
and what has he had?
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81. It's that new drug on the street.
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82. All the kids are falling prey to it.
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Black Dynamite?
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85. I'm gonna fight.
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87. Ever since I was a boy,
all I knew was how to fight.
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88. Fight, fight, fight.
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89. And when I got tired,
I would fight some more.
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90. And now that the Man
has got our backs to the wall,
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91. I ain't gonna let him
hurt the kids.
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92. I'm gonna take him down.
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93. I'm gonna take them all down.
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94. [fu]
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95. Who the hell is interrupting
my kung fu?
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96. Who the hell is this?
Black Dynamite,
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97. it's your Aunt Billy.
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98. Now, Aunt Billy, how many times
I told you not to call here
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99. and interrupt my kung fu?
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100. It's bad news,
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101. It's your only brother, Jimmy.
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102. He's dead, Dynamite.
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103. Jímmy's dead.
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104. Scram.
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105. Scram.
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106. I said split.
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107. Shake the scene, you turkeys.
Get out of my house.
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108. I'll see you all tomorrow.
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109. How did it happen, Aunt Billy?
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110. They found him shot full of holes
in an old shipping yard.
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111. Dead as a dog.
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112. Said he had drugs on him.
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113. I guess he was still on that stuff.
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114. Now, I thought you promised
your mama on her deathbed
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that stuff, Black Dynamite.
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116. Whoever did this
is gonna pay.
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117. I can promise you that.
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118. Well, I hope it ain't like
when you promised your mama
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119. you was gonna get him
off of that stuff
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120. for the rest of his natural life—
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121. [fu]
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122. Black Dynamite,
I want you to promise me
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123. that you'll look after your brother
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124. and make sure
he doesn't end up on drugs
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125. ordead.
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126. I promise.
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127. Jimmy, I am 18-year-old
Black Dynamite
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128. and you're my 16-year-old
kid brother,
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129. and you are high
as a kite yet again.
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130. Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy?
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132. Your mama would turn over
in her grave
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133. if she were here to see this.
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134. She loved Jimmy with all her heart.
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135. You promised your mama
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137. Now he's dead.
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138. I scoured the crime
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139. Dig what I found.
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140. Now, this is some heavy shit.
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141. Freeze, turkeys.
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142. I see you haven't
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143. O'Leary?
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144. The old "pie on the windowsill" trick.
I can't believe I fell for that.
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145. That was the same trap you
used in Nam to save my ass.
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146. B.D. took our fatigues and
put them on two dead gooks.
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147. I remember we circled back
and turned the tables.
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you and Bravo company
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150. But I remember.
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151. I remember everything.
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like it was yesterday.
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¡n Tainan that we cut down.
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we left in our tracks.
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were blown clean off.
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across the hut.
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down to his little Chinese knees.
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164. but he fell over when what was
left of his right leg broke off.
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171. but I understood it to be a question
that he was asking me.
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172. And I don't have to know
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173. to know what that question was.
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174. "Why, Black Dynamite?
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175. Why?"
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176. We're a long way
from Nam.
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177. Look at this place.
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178. It must have an eight-track player
in every room.
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179. What's going on today is a Smack
problem of epic proportion.
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180. Corruption is running rampant,
and we don't know who to trust.
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181. We need you, Black Dynamite,
now more than ever.
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182. I know I was the best CIA agent
that the CIA ever had,
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183. but I thought I told you honkies
from the CIA
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was out of the game.
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185. You're never out of the game.
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186. I've known you for a long time,
O'Leary.
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187. And there's something
that you're not telling me.
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188. Oka)'-
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189. We heard about
your brother's death.
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190. The last thing we need is you running through
the streets creating a river of blood.
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191. Tell me who did it and
I'll just leave a little puddle.
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192. We don't know who killed Jimmy.
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193. But I do know this.
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194. You step out of line, friendship or
not, and I'm gonna take you down.
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when you left the agency,
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196. you relinquished
your license to kill.
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197. Well, you do what you have to.
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198. Just don't get in my way.
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199. Come on, give it up to
Afroditey and the Moonchild.
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200. Give them a nice round of applause,
big round of applause, yeah.
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201. Black Dynamite,
oh, you came to see me.
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202. BHch, no, I gotta go rap a
taste with my man Horn,
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203. but aftervvards since I'm here,
maybe I'll throw you one right quick.
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205. I get off in 15 minutes.
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207. You're right about that.
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209. Yes. I would like some of that ass.
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when I'm planning to plant my—?
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Bullhorn?
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about what happened to Jimmy.
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been tight for a long time.
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if you need anything...
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cats that Jimmy was running with.
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that I had never seen before.
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228. Man, I mean,
these cats Iooked mean.
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229. Meaner than two fat motherfuckers
wrestling over pork chops and greens.
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230. Can you dig it?
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231. Yeah. I can dig it.
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Cream Corn, was with them.
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235. Yep, that's right.
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237. Cream Corn.
That's why they call me that.
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238. Smooth.
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for your pleasure.
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240. Stick with me, baby,
I'll have you farting through silk.
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241. And let a nigga mess with me.
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242. I'll jump on him,
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243. [fu]
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Black Dynamite.
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245. Shut up, sucker.
I need some answers.
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246. I wanna know who the cats were
that Jimmy was hanging with.
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247. Man, I don't know nothing
but nothing.
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248. Okay, all right, all right.
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249. Their Ieader's name
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250. They hang out at a place
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251. Now, get me up.
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252. So you must be
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253. Cream Corn, you jive mother.
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254. Chicago Wind, I presume.
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nigga.
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256. But if you presume that I killed your
brother, Jimmy, then you presume wrong.
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257. Not that it means shit to me.
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258. Either way, heh, shit.
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259. I wish I'd have killed
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262. Well, Mr. Chicago Wind,
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265. But dig.
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266. Let me explain something
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I'm gonna tell you?
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like a rented mule.
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273. That's right,
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274. Don't be coming to the Hip
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275. That's right, nigga.
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277. Go catch Chicago Wind
before he disappears.
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278. I'll take care of this
gorilla-eating goon here.
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279. Oh, you's a corn-fed fool
with a lot of muscle mass.
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280. But it's time for Bullhorn
to get up in that ass.
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282. Let everybody know,
and suckers be warned
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when you mess with Bullhorn.
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285. Try to catch me now, sucker.
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286. Motherfucker.
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287. Now you know why they call me
Chicago Wind, fool.
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288. Because I left your ass
blowing in the breeze.
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289. Man, don't you ever, ever...
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290. That black son of a bitch,
he killed my best dealer.
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291. I want Black Dynamite dead,
and I want him dead now.
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any of these Candidates,
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our communities
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295. Or are they gonna destroy all
the programs that help our children
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296. and give their corporate friends
free reign to exploit our community,
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297. like Congressman James.
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298. Watch me turn
this shit around.
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299. Power to the people.
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to the young sister here,
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302. Yes.
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303. Now, young lady,
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304. these fine folks
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305. All they want is a little bit of bread.
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306. And you can't just stick it
to the Man.
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307. You also
got to have yourself a plan.
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308. Now, we got to take this from
the jukebox to the ballot box.
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309. We got to go from the poor house
to the White House.
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310. Instead of maligning me,
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311. let's take this land
from sea to shining sea.
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312. Keep the faith, brothers and Sisters.
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313. Say, Mama, you're gonna have
to work on your delivery
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314. if you wanna take on
Congressman James.
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315. The shame is, half these people don't
know what the hell y'all talking about,
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316. but at least they can put his
to a beat.
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317. So, what do you
do to make a difference?
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Tom Slick brothers,
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321. think you can get by on good
looks, a wink and a smile, huh?
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322. I don't know about Tom Slick.
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that you have good look—
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327. Winks and Smiles.
Yeah.
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startled.
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337. So you one of them
sneaky brothers, huh?
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338. Or maybe you
an undercover pig.
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339. Or maybe you just
a federal hit man.
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340. If I was, you cats
would already be dead.
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341. Now, let me speak
to the man in charge.
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342. Sarcastically,
I'm in charge.
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345. the people might as well
surrender to whitey right now,
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346. because your survival skills
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347. Black Dynamite.
Ha, ha.
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my brother.
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Saheed?
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351. Listen, sucker.
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352. I'm blacker than the ace of
spades and more militant
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browbeating politicians,
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front sucker on a humble
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starts, you call me,
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showing you how it's done,
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you need to shut the fuck up
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363. I'm sorry.
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364. Yeah, we heard about what
went down at the Hip Pocket.
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366. That was personal,
brother.
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367. Personal or not, you saved a
lot of brothers and sisters.
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we're here.
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370. What can you tell me about this?
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371. Yeah.
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372. I ain't seen one of these in a while.
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some shit like this.
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bulletproof vest like it was a pillow.
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he must work for the Man,
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is strictly government issue.
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how this was found
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of my brother's death?
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384. Okay, Black Dynamite.
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386. Your brother, Jimmy,
wasn't a two-bit drug dealer.
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387. He was one of us.
What?
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388. He was working undercover.
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389. And he wanted to be just like you.
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390. Jimmy, why didn't you tell me?
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391. Vincent Rafelli.
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392. Don of the Carbozi family.
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and Congressman James
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the importance of this mission.
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you were gonna say that.
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407. I took the liberty of
reinstating your license to kill.
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408. You're gonna need this.
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409. Black Dynamite's looking for us.
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411. I'm bringing in
the heavy hitters now.
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412. Somebody broke into my
dead brother Jimmy's apartment.
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you make my heart beat.
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you're running a temperature.
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a thermometer for you.
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Nurse Jenny.
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here with them titties.
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425. Well, no fragments.
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426. In and out.
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427. You're lucky, Black Dynamite.
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428. Three inches to the left, whew,
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429. and we wouldn't even be having
this Conversation.
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430. Three inches to the right,
it would've missed my black ass.
Copy !req
431. Well, you need a new line of work.
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432. This is the second time this year.
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433. I know, I know.
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434. Why do I bother?
There's no helping you.
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435. No, doc, you help me just fine.
Copy !req
436. See you next time.
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437. You hang in there, Leon.
You hear me?
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438. Hey, Mama, what's going down?
That your kid in there?
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439. No.
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440. Nephew? Cousin?
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441. I said no.
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442. No relation, he...
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443. He happens to be one of the kids
at the orphanage where I work.
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444. He overdosed on Smack.
Third one this month.
Copy !req
445. And why? What does it
matter to you anyway?
Copy !req
446. Whoa, Mama, just trying to help.
Copy !req
447. Oh, I don't need your kind of help.
Copy !req
448. Men like you only help when
there's something in it for them.
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449. They can't be bothered.
Copy !req
450. Too busy Chasing their chicks
and their bread and their fancy car.
Copy !req
451. No, Mr. Black Dynamite.
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452. The only help you know
is how to help yourself.
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453. Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me.
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454. It's about that kid in there.
Copy !req
455. Now do you really want help,
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456. or are you just trying to prove to the
world you can do it all on your own?
Copy !req
457. Mama always said:
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458. "A helping hand is a helping hand,
clean or dirty."
Copy !req
459. Guess my hands
ain't clean enough for you.
Copy !req
460. Wait.
Copy !req
461. These politicians
don't give a damn.
Copy !req
462. I mean, look,
look at these ads.
Copy !req
463. Congressman James
made promises to the people.
Copy !req
464. And then he took away
his drug-awareness programs
Copy !req
465. and allowed his bedfellows
to sell crap to the kids.
Copy !req
466. He even invested
¡n these products.
Copy !req
467. Now the dope ¡s everywhere.
It's even—
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468. It's even in the orphanage.
Copy !req
469. Not the orphanage.
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470. I used to be an orphan.
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471. You ain't got no mommy
and you ain't got no daddy.
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472. You're an orphan.
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473. Orphan, orphan, orphan.
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474. No, not the orphans.
Copy !req
475. I think I need
to show you something.
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476. We've been trying
to reach these children.
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477. But this new Smack on the street is
proving too much of a match for us.
Copy !req
478. The worst thing
about these pushers
Copy !req
479. getting these children
addicted to this new smack
Copy !req
480. is that these children are orphans,
and orphans don't have parents.
Copy !req
481. Ain't nothing in the world
get Black Dynamite more mad
Copy !req
482. than some jive-ass sucker
dealing smack to the kids.
Copy !req
483. Bobby, stop it.
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484. You'll kick soon.
Copy !req
485. You dealing, brother?
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486. I need my smack, I need it now.
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487. Put a few of these honeys on the street
and I'll get you your bread, partner.
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488. I refuse to let this
happen to you, little man.
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489. I will shake this poisonous shit out of
your little smacked-up body if I have to.
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490. Black Dynamite, stop.
We've tried that, nothing works.
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491. I can't look at these kids
no more.
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492. This orphanage used to be alive
with Iaughter, kids playing.
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493. Now look at it, it's sickening.
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494. Whoever's responsible is gonna
pay, if it's the last thing I do.
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495. Oh, Black Dynamite,
I wish it was that simple.
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496. But this is much bigger
than you and me.
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497. Hey, Little Mama.
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498. It may be bigger than you
and it may be bigger than me.
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499. But it ain't bigger than you and me.
Can you dig it?
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500. I think so.
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501. I gotta split.
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502. You need me to drop you off
somewhere?
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503. No, I think I'm gonna go down the
street and grab a bite to eat.
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504. I'll drive you.
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505. [fu]
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506. Thanks for the ride.
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507. Can I get some
hot sauce for my donut?
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508. Excuse me, lady.
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509. Oh, my God.
What is it? What is going on?
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510. How did you know?
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511. Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.
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512. [fu]
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513. Damn.
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514. Sorry, Roscoe.
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515. It's cool, man.
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516. Chili and donuts ain't working out
for me no how.
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517. Maybe it's time for a change.
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518. What have you
gotten me into?
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519. It wasn't me
they were after, sugar.
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520. You must have pissed off some
people in some pretty high places.
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521. I'm gonna take you somewhere
you'll be safe.
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522. Black Dynamite, you ain't
got to worry about Gloria.
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523. She gonna be safe
up in here.
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524. I been keeping the girls up on
their kung fu like you told me to.
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525. Now, they find her up in here, we
will fricassee they honky asses.
Copy !req
526. Dynamite,
are you sure about this?
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527. Maybe we should
just call the police.
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528. No, Mama. You can bet your
sweet ass and half a titty
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529. whoever put that hit out on you already
got the oops in their back pocket.
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530. You be cool, Mama.
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531. Bee here will keep you
tight and out of sight.
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532. I'm gonna shake the tree from the
roots and rake up the fruits,
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533. rip it up out the ground,
find out what's going down.
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534. Don't worry about tomorrow,
Mama, because tonight
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535. Dynamite's gonna make
everything all right.
Copy !req
536. Euphoria, shut the fuck up.
I know that was you.
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537. I ain't even gotta look.
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538. I should send your ass back to Crenshaw
Pete, with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch.
Copy !req
539. Would you like that?
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540. Black Dynamite,
I know that we just met,
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541. but somehow I feel
that I can trust you.
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542. I'll be here waiting
till you come to get me.
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543. Thank you for saving my life.
Copy !req
544. You be cool, Little Mama.
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545. I'll be back before too long.
Copy !req
546. Order, order, order.
Copy !req
547. Order, nigga.
Copy !req
548. The game is at an all-time low.
Copy !req
549. Never in the history of the game
has there been such devastation.
Copy !req
550. That's right.
Yeah.
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551. Tricks running low,
cops pushing harder than ever.
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552. Yeah.
That's right.
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553. These little bitches just running wild.
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554. I thought we had
these poop-butt pigs paid off.
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555. Come to find out
Yeah.
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556. They trapping my ho's
every time they hit the track.
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557. I'm spending more bail money
than I'm getting tail money.
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558. Yeah, yeah.
I can dig it, Chocolate, I can dig it.
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559. Come on, this has been
my worst physical year ever.
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560. Fiscal, nigga. With a F. Fiscal.
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561. Well, it's been the worst one ever. Hell, I can't
even afford to get my hair fixed. Look at this.
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562. Sounds like you're assed out.
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563. You know what they say.
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564. The bitch won't sell her ass.
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565. A pimp will.
Will.
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566. Shut up, Tasty.
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567. I'm the one that turned you
on to the game
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568. when you weren't nothing
but a little jailhouse tramp.
Copy !req
569. Now, listen up.
Copy !req
570. Pimping has been around
since the world started turning.
Copy !req
571. And it's going to keep right on
turning right along with it,
Copy !req
572. until this little planet
rotates off its axis
Copy !req
573. as a result of its core overheating
and explodes into Cosmic dust.
Copy !req
574. Damn.
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575. Can you dig it?
It's dug, brother.
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576. You know what I'm saying?
Copy !req
577. Now look here.
These times, they come and they go.
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578. Right.
And if you live long enough,
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579. you'll be around
to see them come again.
Copy !req
580. But what we need to do
is we need to collectivize.
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581. Yeah.
Right on, right on.
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582. Now, look here.
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583. Listen.
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584. Stop all the bullshit and take a vote.
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585. Y— Yes, O. Uh...
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586. All in favor, raise your hand.
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587. Kotex?
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588. Mo Bitches?
I can dig it, baby.
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589. Chocolate Giddy-Up?
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590. Chocolate Giddy-Up.
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591. Crenshaw Pete?
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592. Captain Kangaroo Pimp?
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593. Willie?
I'm with you.
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594. Nigga, even if they don't
knock the broads,
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595. there ain't enough tricks
to go around.
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596. Now, look here.
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597. I don't know about the rest of y'all.
Copy !req
598. But it looks like I have
to keep selling that heroin
Copy !req
599. just to make ends meet.
Copy !req
600. Then you'll have
a much bigger problem.
Copy !req
601. Black Dynamite.
Copy !req
602. What's happening,
baby?
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603. What it is, Big O?
Copy !req
604. To what do we owe
this pleasure?
Copy !req
605. I just got one thing to lay on
you cats and then I'll split.
Copy !req
606. That I'm declaring war
Copy !req
607. on anybody who sells drugs
in our community.
Copy !req
608. But, Black Dynamite,
I sell drugs to the community.
Copy !req
609. Well, be that as
it may, if I catch you,
Copy !req
610. I will not consider you
a brother or friend.
Copy !req
611. Now, can you dig it?
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612. Hell no, nigga.
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613. I can't dig it.
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614. Now who you supposed to be?
Oh. That's Black Dynamite.
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615. I ain't ask you, nigga.
Shut up.
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616. I'm gonna tell you like this.
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617. I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do.
Ha,ha, ha.
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618. Yeah.
Well, the choice is yours, brother.
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619. But if me and my people catch you,
Copy !req
620. you're gonna have
a lot more to deal with.
Copy !req
621. Good evening, gentlemen.
Goodbye, Black Dynamite.
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622. Will you stop that...?
Copy !req
623. Hold it right there.
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624. It's me, Black Dynamite.
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625. What the hell do you want?
I wanna help you.
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626. Why should I trust you
Copy !req
627. after you dropped dime on me
to Chicago Wind?
Copy !req
628. Because your brother,
Jimmy, saved my life.
Copy !req
629. I was supposed to be with him
the night he got killed.
Copy !req
630. But he called me
and told me to stay at home.
Copy !req
631. I guess I owe him one.
Copy !req
632. I'll need a list
of names and locations.
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633. Ain't no thing.
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634. Man, everything is gonna be okay.
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635. Bullhorn,
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636. Cream Corn here says he can help us
find the cats we're looking for.
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637. Now, what do you think?
Copy !req
638. Man, I think
we should put our ankles in it.
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639. They broke into my home.
Copy !req
640. They got the Iedger.
Copy !req
641. They got the manifest,
they got everything.
Copy !req
642. Everything.
Names, dates, schedules.
Copy !req
643. We even got
the shipping routes.
Copy !req
644. Man, they won't be able
to take a shit
Copy !req
645. without us knowing
when or what color.
Copy !req
646. We cleaned up the streets
and gave them back to the people.
Copy !req
647. Once again, making them a pleasant
place to take an afternoon stroll.
Copy !req
648. [fu]
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649. Extra, extra.
Hot off the presses.
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650. Black Dynamite
cleans up the street.
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651. It's unbelievable,
Black Dynamite.
Copy !req
652. Everyone looks so happy,
Copy !req
653. and it's all thanks to you.
Copy !req
654. I'd like to take the credit
but dig, Mama.
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655. There's no I in "revolut—"
In "team."
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656. Look, I'm know I'm gonna be rusty,
but I have to try.
Copy !req
657. Oh. Hi, girls.
What is your name?
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658. I'm Shawanda,
and her name's Brikwilla.
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659. Those are beautiful names.
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660. I'm Gloria
and this is Black Dynamite.
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661. My mama said my daddy's
name is Black Dynamite.
Copy !req
662. So did my mama.
Copy !req
663. Uh, hush up, little girls.
Copy !req
664. A lot of cats have that name.
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665. [fu]
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666. Well, that was, um, amazing.
Copy !req
667. Thank you
for a beautiful day and night.
Copy !req
668. But I think I should be going.
Copy !req
669. I think you'll be safer
if you stay here tonight.
Copy !req
670. Oh, you do, do you?
Copy !req
671. I hope you don't think you're
gonna get any of this cookie.
Copy !req
672. Because if I offered you
some of this cookie,
Copy !req
673. this cookie might kill you.
Copy !req
674. And don't think just because
we've been frolicking in the park
Copy !req
675. you got this deal closed,
because it takes—
Copy !req
676. Yeah, yeah, Mama.
Copy !req
677. Now, you can hit the sheets or the streets.
It don't make me no never mind.
Copy !req
678. Now, that's your bag, baby.
You can go or you can come.
Copy !req
679. Can you dig it?
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680. Yeah.
Copy !req
681. Black Dynamite.
Copy !req
682. We read the ledger
and ¡t just don't stop.
Copy !req
683. There's a trail of paper
that leads all the way to the top.
Copy !req
684. A big shipment
is coming to town,
Copy !req
685. and it's right there where
that cracker wrote it down.
Copy !req
686. Now, we don't know the whens,
but we do know the wheres.
Copy !req
687. And however the fuck the whats,
we'll sure enough be there.
Copy !req
688. Looks like he's got
two warehouses.
Copy !req
689. One big one,
and one smaller one here.
Copy !req
690. We break into the two units,
we hit the smaller one first,
Copy !req
691. then we scale the fence,
enter from the south,
Copy !req
692. use an acetylene blowtorch to
breach the Warehouse from the back.
Copy !req
693. That way we avoid the guards.
Copy !req
694. Man, them honkies
gonna be running for cover
Copy !req
695. when us brothers get—
Copy !req
696. Get— Get—
Copy !req
697. Hm.
The torch is an issue.
Copy !req
698. We won't be able to get
an acetylene torch in time.
Copy !req
699. Think again, brother.
Copy !req
700. You know somebody
that's got one?
Copy !req
701. I know just the cat.
Copy !req
702. [fu]
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703. All right, snowflake.
Where's the dope?
Copy !req
704. Up yours, coon.
Copy !req
705. Ow. It's right over there
in the body bags, jeez.
Copy !req
706. So how much dope
is in the big Warehouse?
Copy !req
707. Ah. They're gonna kill me anyway.
I'm not gonna tell you nothing, coon.
Copy !req
708. Dynamite, I got something
that will make him talk.
Copy !req
709. I ain't gonna tell you nothing.
Copy !req
710. Operation Code Kansas.
Can't stop it, too late.
Copy !req
711. Operation Code Kansas
gonna fix all the niggas.
Copy !req
712. Yeah, you won't be so big
and so bad anymore,
Copy !req
713. because Kansas gonna fix you.
Ha, ha.
Copy !req
714. Just the niggas.
Copy !req
715. Just the nig—
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716. Damn, Smoke.
Copy !req
717. I think you gave him
too much of that shit.
Copy !req
718. How long till it wears off?
Copy !req
719. It's malt Iiquor?
Copy !req
720. It's that new Anaconda Malt
Liquor from the billboards.
Copy !req
721. It's supposed
to give you:
Copy !req
722. HOOh-H
Copy !req
723. Tastes good too.
Copy !req
724. I know the drugs
are here somewhere.
Copy !req
725. We're gonna check every crate
until we find it.
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726. I can't believe it, fellas.
Copy !req
727. That entire shipment
was just malt Iiquor.
Copy !req
728. Yeah, don't beat
yourself up, Dynamite.
Copy !req
729. We still kept the 50 keys we
found ¡n that first Warehouse
Copy !req
730. from getting
on the streets.
Copy !req
731. I'm gonna go home and drink
the rest of this, man.
Copy !req
732. Y'all should've grabbed some of this shit.
This shit is incredible.
Copy !req
733. I tell you, brothers,
¡tjust don't make no damn sense.
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734. The manifest, the shipping
log, the Iedgers.
Copy !req
735. All records are consistent
with that damned beer shipment.
Copy !req
736. If anything else
was ¡n there,
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737. it would have to
weigh something.
Copy !req
738. Whatever it was, they got
it out before we got there.
Copy !req
739. No.
Copy !req
740. Why would they still have all those
guards there if they got the drugs out?
Copy !req
741. No, them crackers
was protecting something.
Copy !req
742. B.D., we checked every single
crate, every stinking bottle.
Copy !req
743. Man, I'm with you, Dynamite.
Copy !req
744. That babbling cracker
knew something.
Copy !req
745. What that guard said,
I keep running through my head.
Copy !req
746. Code Kansas.
Copy !req
747. "You people
won't be so big anymore."
Copy !req
748. Code Kansas.
Copy !req
749. It just don't make no damn sense.
Copy !req
750. Hey, uh, sweet thing.
Copy !req
751. You know what don't make no sense is
the service around this motherfucker.
Copy !req
752. Bitch, do you see us?
Copy !req
753. I'd like two sausage links,
two sausage patties,
Copy !req
754. two hot dogs, split down
the middle twice, okay?
Copy !req
755. Bologna, fry that up into a dome.
Copy !req
756. Slice that,
take a spatula, smush fry it.
Copy !req
757. And one waffle, please.
Copy !req
758. I can get your waffle,
Copy !req
759. but all we got
is the chicken from last night.
Copy !req
760. Now, I can bring you some of that
if you want some meat.
Copy !req
761. Chicken and waffles?
Copy !req
762. That's it.
Copy !req
763. Take it easy, brother.
It ain't her fault.
Copy !req
764. Sorry, sister, we all
just a little uptight.
Copy !req
765. But if you bring us some
of them good-ass waffles
Copy !req
766. everything
will be all right.
Copy !req
767. Man, you guys ain't had
no waffles like these.
Copy !req
768. These waffles
are so good,
Copy !req
769. they're like they come
from down South.
Copy !req
770. These buttery motherfuckers
will melt in your mouth.
Copy !req
771. Man, you ain't
had no waffles—
Copy !req
772. Wait.
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773. Bullhorn, what did you just say?
Copy !req
774. You said:
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775. "Melts in your mouth."
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776. Quick.
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777. What else melts in your mouth?
Copy !req
778. Uh, M&M's.
Exactly.
Copy !req
779. And not in your hands.
Copy !req
780. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah.
Copy !req
781. And who makes M&M's?
Copy !req
782. Mars Candy Company make it.
Copy !req
783. Yeah, yeah.
That's right.
Copy !req
784. And Mars is also—
Copy !req
785. The Roman god of war.
Copy !req
786. That's what I'm
talking about. Right on!
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787. Who is the Greek god of war?
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788. Ares.
Right on.
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789. Now, you take Mars and spell
it backwards, drop the S.
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790. What is it? What did you get?
R__
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791. Ram. That's right.
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792. And ram is the
zodialogical sign for Aries.
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793. That's right.
Oh. Aha.
Copy !req
794. Now d¡9- That's fight'
Copy !req
795. Ares' half sister is Athena.
Now you're getting it.
Copy !req
796. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Athena, Athens.
Copy !req
797. Which ¡s the capital of Greece.
Copy !req
798. And as we all know,
Copy !req
799. zodialogical astronomy
was created by the Greeks in—
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800. 785 B.C.
Copy !req
801. And 785 is the area code of Topeka.
Oh, my God.
Copy !req
802. 785 is the area code
to Topeka, Kansas.
Copy !req
803. Code Kansas.
Copy !req
804. Now you take that, spell it
backwards and drop the S.
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805. Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah.
Copy !req
806. Yes.
Yeah.
Copy !req
807. And, brothers,
Copy !req
808. who ¡s the Greek demigod
of medicine
Copy !req
809. who believed that snakes' tongues
had mystical healing powers?
Copy !req
810. Aesculapius,
of course.
Copy !req
811. He had a staff with snakes
intertwining all around that bitch.
Copy !req
812. They called it
Aesculapius's staff.
Copy !req
813. It's a symbol the medical
field uses to this day.
Copy !req
814. I've seen it.
Copy !req
815. Now, what legend
involving snakes
Copy !req
816. is ¡n both Greek
and Roman mythology?
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817. Now, come on.
It involves Aesculapius's own father.
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818. Apollo.
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819. Yeah. Thanks, lady.
Copy !req
820. That's right.
Copy !req
821. Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi,
which was a big-ass snake.
Copy !req
822. That's right.
Copy !req
823. And what, brothers,
is the biggest snake in the world?
Copy !req
824. The South American anaconda.
Copy !req
825. What she said.
Copy !req
826. Anaconda Malt Liquor.
Copy !req
827. And what is the slogan
for Anaconda Malt Liquor?
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828. "Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you—"
Copy !req
829. Ooh.
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830. Gives you what?
Ooh.
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831. And who else is famous for:
Ooh.
Copy !req
832. Little Richard.
Copy !req
833. Who?
Little Richard.
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834. So, what they're really saying is—
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835. Anaconda Malt Liquor
gives you Little Richard.
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836. What is another
word for Richard?
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837. [fu]
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838. Gunsmoke. Come on, get up.
Gunsmoke!
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839. Damn.
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840. Anaconda Malt Liquor
gives you a little dick.
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841. Should we kill him?
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842. Man, do you want to live?
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843. I said, do you want to go on?
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844. Man, this time these crackers
have gone too far.
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845. The warehouse.
The warehouse.
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846. Freeze,
you jive-time suckers.
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847. Who's in charge?
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848. Brothers, make these honkies
load this dick-shrinking poison
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849. back into the Warehouse,
so we can burn this mother down.
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850. Waste them if they make a sound.
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851. I'm gonna go inside and find out
who's running this shit.
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852. All right, men, move it.
Come on, you heard him.
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853. Sucker, you
drop it right there.
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854. O'Leary?
That's right.
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855. Go ahead, guys,
I got this.
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856. O'Leary,
you son of a bitch.
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857. I should have known
it was you.
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858. You should have.
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859. But you were too busy saving you precious
ghetto and trying to lay that orphan mama
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860. to not see what was
right ¡n front of your face.
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861. You diabolical dick-shrinking
motherfuckers.
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862. You were the Ieak
all the time.
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863. And I bet you were
behind Jimmy's death.
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864. Hey, man,
I was just following orders.
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865. That's what a good Soldier does,
follow orders, unlike you.
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866. Everything's gotta be done
the Black Dynamite way.
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867. I gave the order on Jimmy.
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868. I gave it to James,
who gave it to the don.
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869. What good's
it gonna do you now?
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870. The old birthday-candle trick
from Nam.
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871. Just when you think it's out...
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872. O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you?
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873. Yeah, who's this?
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874. Fellas, we going on a boat ride
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875. to Kung Fu Island.
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876. [fu]
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877. Hey, Black Dynamite,
there's the island.
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878. Oka)'-
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879. Now, here's the plan.
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880. Yeah.
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881. Okay, let's split up.
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882. He's here.
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883. Whoo! We kicked their ass.
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884. Power to the
people, brothers.
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885. This is it, brothers.
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886. This is where we stick it to the Man.
Yeah.
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887. Now, let's go get that lab.
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888. All right, let's go.
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889. You know,
when we get back home,
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890. I'm gonna retire
from the revolution.
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891. Start a family.
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892. Show this picture.
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893. That's Betty Jo.
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894. Yeah, right on, yeah.
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895. Buy a home ¡n the country. Raise
our own fruits and vegetables.
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896. Bake our own bread,
you know what I mean?
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897. Bake our own— Aah!
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898. Who saw that coming—?
Who saw where that came from?
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899. Let's go.
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900. I should've known you would be
behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu.
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901. Your knowledge of scientific
biological transmogrifications
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902. ¡s only out-matched by your zest
for kung-fu treachery.
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903. Your kung fu is quite
extraordinary, Black Dynamite.
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904. But no match for mine.
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905. You should have joined us
when you had the chance.
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906. But now you must die.
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907. Man, I'll take this jive-ass turkey.
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908. Bullhorn, no.
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909. Bullhorn, no.
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910. At long last, our friendship bonded
by the struggle against the Man
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911. has been brought to an end
by kung-fu treachery.
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912. Brother, your death
will not go unavenged.
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913. Fiendish Dr. Wu,
you done fucked up now.
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914. Get him.
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915. [fu]
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916. You must try the Wu family
Red Silk Kung Fu.
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917. Black Dynamite Panther Fist.
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918. What the fuck, huh?
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919. Keep your eye on
Black Dynamite.
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920. Looking for me?
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921. Can you see where I'm coming from,
you jive motherfucker?
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922. No rush, huh? Come on, huh?
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923. You told him
to keep an eye out for me.
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924. Ha, ha. I threw that shit
before I walked in the room.
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925. I wanna know
who's pulling your Strings.
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926. Now start talking. Talk.
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927. I said, start talking.
Okay.
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928. Your government
has been preoccupied
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929. with building the bigger penis
for years.
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930. What's this green one?
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931. It did exactly opposite
of what it was intended.
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932. It made the penis shrivel to the size
of a 2-month-old snapping turtle.
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933. And this is what you've been
putting in the malt Iiquor, huh?
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934. I was under orders.
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935. They threatened to fire me.
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936. Speaking of fire.
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937. Suddenly,
I'd like to leave your island.
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938. No! No!
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939. No. Aah!
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940. You dirty motherfucker.
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941. Hey, Black Dynamite,
I found a helicopter.
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942. Quick, give me a hairpin.
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943. [fu]
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944. What's in the
briefcase, Black Dynamite?
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945. How far does this all go, man?
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946. Cream Corn, this
goes all the way to the top.
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947. And when I say top,
I mean the tippety-top.
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948. There it is, Black Dynamite.
The Honky House.
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949. I'm going down.
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950. This shouldn't take long.
Whoa. Whoa, hey—
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951. Take the controls.
What are you talking about?
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952. Black Dynamite.
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953. Whoa, hey, hey, man.
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954. Son of a bitch.
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955. Cream Corn, no!
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956. Die.
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957. [fu]
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958. I should have known
it was you all the time.
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959. I should have asked myself,
"Who's the man so wicked,
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960. so cruel to serve smack
to the orphanage
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961. kill my brother, Jimmy, and put out a
drug to shrink black men's dicks?"
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962. Only one man,
and that's you, Tricky Dick.
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963. So I'm here to deliver you
one presidential ass-whupping.
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964. Black Dynamite.
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965. Uh, there ¡s a perfectly
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966. reasonable explanation for that.
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967. Showtime, motherfucker.
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968. Fucking think
you can fuck with me,
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969. Black Dynamite.
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970. Who the fuck would stop me?
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971. Piece of shit.
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972. Don't fuck with me.
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973. Motherfucker.
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974. Take your filthy black hands
off the presidential dinnerware,
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975. you moon Cricket.
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976. And now, Black
Dynamite, you must die.
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977. You had enough, Mr. President?
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978. You'll never get away with this.
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979. Watch me,
you little insecure cracker.
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980. You think
by shrinking ourjohnsons
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981. it's gonna make your situation
any better?
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982. That's your problem, Tricky Dick.
You are paranoid.
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983. Like sending those
two-bit crooks to Watergate.
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984. For what?
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985. For these?
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986. Look at you.
What?
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987. You lost it all, turkey.
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988. Kill me.
Say what?
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989. Kill me.
No.
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990. Now, that's the easy way out
for you.
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991. Now, unless you want the rest of
this freaky shit to hit the news,
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992. I suggest you take good care
of me and my people.
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993. Can you dig it?
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994. I said, can you dig it?
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995. Yes, l— I can dig it.
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996. Thought you could.
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997. Hm?
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998. First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped
you into that china cabinet.
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999. I used excessive force.
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1000. Oftentimes, I cross the line,
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1001. but I try to do so
in the name of what's right.
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1002. Most of the time,
the ends justifies the means.
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1003. But in this case, I feel like I
betrayed my own code of ethics,
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1004. and for that, sugar, I apologize.
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1005. But I shot at you.
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1006. I tried to kill you,
Black Dynamite.
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1007. This is true,
but you did not connect.
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1008. You shot a plate.
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1009. Had you connected, maybe pimp-slapping
you into that china cabinet
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1010. might have been justified.
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1011. But I feel I crossed the line.
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1012. And for that,
please accept my apology.
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1013. I do.
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1014. I do, it's just—
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1015. Oh, Black Dynamite,
you're so righteous.
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1016. This ¡s also true.
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1017. Because
whenever there's injustice,
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1018. wrongs to be—
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1019. Oh, Black Dynamite.
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1020. Go on, honey.
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1021. Because wherever there's injustice,
wrongs to be righted,
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1022. innocents to be defended,
Black Dynamite will be there,
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1023. delivering ass-whuppings.
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1024. And I will not hesitate to lay
the hammer down on any clown
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1025. that comes around.
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1026. Because if they wanna fight,
they best come see me,
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1027. because I'm Black Dynamite.
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1028. So how you doing with that
midget girl you sent out?
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1029. Man, she keeps
coming up short.
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1030. Can you dig it?
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1031. And better no nigga
mess with me, neither.
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1032. I'd jump on him,
all 93 pounds of dynamite.
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1033. That's right.
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1034. Oh, Shit!
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1035. So I says, "Bitch, you look like
you need a pimp in your life."
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1036. She said,
"I got a pimp."
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1037. I said, "Shit, that
nigga ain't no pimp.
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1038. He a valet for ho's."
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1039. It's called the Mo
Bitches Variety Pack.
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1040. Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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1041. I send out a big ho, a
little ho, a skinny ho,
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1042. and one Navajo.
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1043. Ha, ha, ha. Is that right?
That's right.
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1044. Take that, you
cracker-ass cracker.
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1045. All right, girls,
let's take them down.
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1046. I only do two things
well in this world.
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1047. I take money from bitches, and
I sell drugs to the community.
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1048. I had to send your ho
back the other day.
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1049. No.
Yeah, man.
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1050. She was reckless eyebamng
and carrying on.
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1051. She fine, but I said, "Hey,
your man is bona fide."
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1052. See? You're a
righteous pimp.
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1053. Shit, the real pimping
lives here.
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1054. It ain't ego.
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1055. That's how we go.
You like that?
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1056. You gotta cross
the line sometimes.
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1057. Sometimes
to do the right thing,
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1058. you got to do
the ugly thing.
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1059. You know people, they don't
want to see the cow killed,
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1060. they just want
their Steak on a plate.
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1061. Can you dig it?
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1062. Good evening,
gentlemen.
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1063. Who let that nigga
in my house?
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