1. Over the last few years,
mankind has been witnessCopy !req
2. to a continual parade
of environmental disasters,Copy !req
3. leaving many searching for a ray of hope
in an already bleak landscape.Copy !req
4. This is it, isn't it? Oh, jeez.Copy !req
5. Look at this. Look at this!
And it's mine.Copy !req
6. The place is the Arizona desert.Copy !req
7. A team of scientists and investors,
led by Dr Noah Faulkner,Copy !req
8. has come together to create
the first space station on Earth,Copy !req
9. a self-contained world,
a pure environment,Copy !req
10. unspoiled, unpolluted, a world
that no longer exists outside.Copy !req
11. This Earth Day, Dr Faulkner and four
carefully chosen, qualified scientistsCopy !req
12. will seal themselves inside,
their mission to sustain life for one yearCopy !req
13. while living in harmony with nature.Copy !req
14. Welcome to Bio-Dome! Congratulations,
Bio-Dome Five, and good luck!Copy !req
15. On your steady shoulders rest the hopes
and dreams of the scientific community,Copy !req
16. and perhaps the very survival
of the human race.Copy !req
17. OK, ready?Copy !req
18. Paper covers rock! You lose, Buckwheat!Copy !req
19. Sorry, you're gonna
have to assume the position.Copy !req
20. Cos I'm the king,
and you're the peasant.Copy !req
21. I win, you lose!Copy !req
22. - OK, you ready?
- Copy that, Squirly Control.Copy !req
23. - Stubby!
- Squirly!Copy !req
24. Should've been harder.Copy !req
25. Perfect.Copy !req
26. Hi, Mo-Mo!
Porky! Thanks for coming over!Copy !req
27. Hey, Budly.Copy !req
28. - You guys ready to go?
- See, that's the thing. Uh...Copy !req
29. You know we're meant to go with you
to this thing in the park?Copy !req
30. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
31. - Don't mimic me.
- Don't mimic me.Copy !req
32. Listen, we can't go.
Doyle had a bad accident.Copy !req
33. - What?
- I'll show you.Copy !req
34. - Look at his wrist. It's quivering.
- My God! What happened?Copy !req
35. - I'm no doctor, but I think he's braindead.
- Yeah. And?Copy !req
36. Um... Well, in tribute
to Earth Day, right,Copy !req
37. Doyle was up on the couch
trying to take down the mahimahi,Copy !req
38. and set it free.Copy !req
39. "Free mahimahi! Free mahimahi!",
if you will, and then kaboom!Copy !req
40. Gravity snatched the poor little boy,
and he fell down like a rag doll.Copy !req
41. This wouldn't be one of your
convenient accidents, would it?Copy !req
42. Monique, look. You call a huge welt
in the guy's head an accident?Copy !req
43. I can't make that up. See?Copy !req
44. - Huh?
- Please let me out, Mommy.Copy !req
45. Or at least slide
another pancake under the door.Copy !req
46. Oh, my poor Doyly. I'll nurse you.Copy !req
47. OK, let's play nurse.Copy !req
48. - I smell a scam.
- No, it's Doyle. He's got a quivery colon.Copy !req
49. Damn it, but you guys promised
to help us pick up trash today.Copy !req
50. Yeah. Earth Day's all about
saving the environment.Copy !req
51. You're thinking too globally.
You have to act locally.Copy !req
52. We need to stay here and help Doyle
merge on the road to recovery.Copy !req
53. All right, Bud. You win - again.Copy !req
54. Win? This isn't a contest, Monique.
It's not a game here.Copy !req
55. Come on. Give me a kiss.Copy !req
56. Come on. It's not my fault
his brain cramped up.Copy !req
57. You little dick!Copy !req
58. Brain cramp my butt! The only thing
that hit Doyle's head is this book!Copy !req
59. I can't believe you'd crack Doyle's skull
just to get out of this!Copy !req
60. You don't understand.
The book fell on him. I mean...Copy !req
61. - He fell on the book. They collided.
- Bullshit!Copy !req
62. It is just like you to try to weasel out
of your responsibilities on Earth Day.Copy !req
63. This is "Hands Across America"
all over again!Copy !req
64. - I had arthritis.
- Farm Aid?Copy !req
65. - I had fleas.
- The Save the Whales rally?Copy !req
66. - Salt water makes Doyle bloat?
- You guys are pathetic.Copy !req
67. Thanks for coming, Mo... Mo.Copy !req
68. - Face it. We are dating primates.
- They're getting better.Copy !req
69. They're taking yoga.
And you're the one who keeps ravingCopy !req
70. about how flexible Bud is getting.Copy !req
71. There is something about a man
who can lick his own back.Copy !req
72. - We just have to be patient.
- Freeing the mahimahi?Copy !req
73. What kind of mind
thinks up crap like that?Copy !req
74. - They should be taught a lesson.
- They should be punished.Copy !req
75. This is Uncle Fred,
from the Carolina School of Bartending...Copy !req
76. What are you doing? Grab it. Eat it!Copy !req
77. The opportunities available
to bartenders today...Copy !req
78. The one with the corn!Copy !req
79. Mm! You like it.Copy !req
80. Good one.Copy !req
81. Johnson residence, Bud Maclntosh here.Copy !req
82. That's my name.
Ask me once, I say the same.Copy !req
83. Hey, Budweezer.Copy !req
84. The girls.Copy !req
85. Hey, Mo-Mo.
How's the sanitation detail going, huh?Copy !req
86. It's great, but we're gonna split.Copy !req
87. These guys from Arizona Tech
are taking us to a kegger at Vasquez Lake.Copy !req
88. What? You met men?
Of the male persuasion?Copy !req
89. Oh, and they're on the swim team.Copy !req
90. - Please hold.
- What's goin' on? What?Copy !req
91. Monique, Doyle and I
just talked it over,Copy !req
92. and we decided you cannot go to that
kegger party with the swimmers, OK?Copy !req
93. - What are you talkin' about?
- Hold on, guys. We're coming.Copy !req
94. Whatever, Bud.Copy !req
95. Doyle, our girls have been seduced
by breaststrokers.Copy !req
96. They bought it!Copy !req
97. - Swimmers!
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
98. Do you know how many diseases
there are in pools?Copy !req
99. - Especially after we swim in them.
- I know.Copy !req
100. I can't believe this! Shaved-down
pool Nazis oiling up our women, man!Copy !req
101. And swimming with them
in an Olympic-size toilet.Copy !req
102. You ever see
the bathing suits they wear?Copy !req
103. Grape smugglers.Copy !req
104. Can you believe those girls?Copy !req
105. I mean, it's not like we're
not into saving the environment.Copy !req
106. All's I know is,
I'm not gonna lose my belovedCopy !req
107. to some steroid-friendly,
web-footed, porpoise-prissy punk!Copy !req
108. Don't worry about it, though. I think
when they see we've gotten off the couch,Copy !req
109. - they're gonna go into seizures.
- You think?Copy !req
110. Total.Copy !req
111. Mm. Check out that mall, man.Copy !req
112. Woah. Must be the grand opening.Copy !req
113. "Bio-Dome".Copy !req
114. - Think that means it goes both ways?
- I don't know, but we do!Copy !req
115. Um... I don't think there's a kegger
at Vasquez Lake, Doyle.Copy !req
116. We've been had, Squirly.Copy !req
117. Makes you proud knowing we got
such crafty girlfriends, though.Copy !req
118. - We're lucky guys.
- Mm-hm. That's for sure.Copy !req
119. - Vasquez Lake?
- More like Vasquez Craphole.Copy !req
120. - There used to be fish here, remember?
- Yes, I do, Doyle.Copy !req
121. A long time ago,
when we were kids, right?Copy !req
122. Leave Bud alone, Mom.Copy !req
123. I'm teaching Bud how to
hold his breath underwater.Copy !req
124. Much better, Bud.
Now let's try for three minutes.Copy !req
125. - Those were the days.
- Yeah, I'll say.Copy !req
126. Hey! Don't leave that there, Stub.Copy !req
127. - Free refills with proof of purchase seal.
- Nice call.Copy !req
128. Tribal!Copy !req
129. - I gotta take a piss.
- Can you cork it?Copy !req
130. - Negatory.
- OK. Let's go at the mall.Copy !req
131. - Welcome to Bio-Dome!
- Welcome to the future!Copy !req
132. Welcome to the place
I'm going to drain my lizard.Copy !req
133. Viva Las Bio-Dome!Copy !req
134. Viva Las Bio-Dome!Copy !req
135. After all our careful planning,Copy !req
136. the many years of meticulous research
and experimentation,Copy !req
137. our dream is finally at hand.Copy !req
138. Viva Las Bio-Dome!Copy !req
139. Viva Las Bio-Dome!Copy !req
140. Rip Van Tinkle-fest.Copy !req
141. Dr Noah Faulkner.Copy !req
142. Thank you. Thank you.
We stand today at the bridge to a futureCopy !req
143. where man and the ecosystem
can live in harmony,Copy !req
144. and make it possible for us not only
to balance our own fragile planet,Copy !req
145. but one day to sustain life
on new worlds far, far away.Copy !req
146. You have entrusted us
with an awesome responsibility.Copy !req
147. Huh, swift, swift, huh, swift, swift...Copy !req
148. - Ho! Ho!
- Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
149. - How can I help you fellas?
- Is it OK if he goes and pees in your mall?Copy !req
150. It didn't occur to him to go at the lake
and he can't cork it.Copy !req
151. - Back off, punks.
- Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
152. Loosen up, bacon boy. Just wanna go in
and take a pee, and then we gotta go.Copy !req
153. - Yo, word up with that, G!
- You girls wanna get physical?Copy !req
154. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
155. - Exhale, Stubbs.
- I kill you.Copy !req
156. Whoa! A little demonite...Copy !req
157. Exhale, Stubbs. Go! Sorry about this.Copy !req
158. Please, I would like
to introduce my team:Copy !req
159. Miss Olivia Biggs, our geologist.Copy !req
160. Mr TC Romulus, our entomologist.Copy !req
161. Miss Petra Von Kant, our oceanographer.Copy !req
162. And Miss Mimi Simkins,
our agriculturalist.Copy !req
163. I can't do it here.
Tiny Elvis has stage fright.Copy !req
164. Just think of the water. Just...
Come on, just let it go. Hurry.Copy !req
165. I can't do it here.Copy !req
166. Hey, come on. Give me your smoke.Copy !req
167. With the cutting of this ribbon, a new era
in science and technology begins.Copy !req
168. - What are you doing?
- Watch.Copy !req
169. Over there on the grassy knoll!
Assassins! Assassins!Copy !req
170. - Holy Kennedy!
- A little secret...Copy !req
171. Section two, code three. 10-4.Copy !req
172. - What kind of mall is this?
- There's no stores, or food courts,Copy !req
173. or toiletries.Copy !req
174. There's gotta be a toiletry
around here somewhere.Copy !req
175. Now look at all the vegetation
for your fertilisation.Copy !req
176. Well, it seems as if someone
was a little eager to celebrate!Copy !req
177. God bless you. I know how you feel.Copy !req
178. I've been waiting for this moment
for a long time.Copy !req
179. Give me the scissors.Copy !req
180. Warning. Warning.Copy !req
181. Warning. Toxins being introduced
in the rain forest.Copy !req
182. Homeostasis is at 99. 1%.Copy !req
183. - Here we go.
- See you in a year.Copy !req
184. Good luck!Copy !req
185. - Are you OK?
- Mm. Pulled a nad.Copy !req
186. Let's get out of this Jurassic Mall,Copy !req
187. find the girls, and take care of
what we need to take care of.Copy !req
188. Look! Look!Copy !req
189. - Get them out of there!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
190. Um, Doyle...Copy !req
191. - I don't think this is a mall.
- Get them out of there!Copy !req
192. - You gotta be kidding me!
- My bug!Copy !req
193. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
194. Here we go. Here we go.Copy !req
195. Mr Leaky, has there been some kind
of security breach? Who are these men?Copy !req
196. Has the Bio-Dome been contaminated?Copy !req
197. No, no. Ladies and gentlemen,
surprise, surprise.Copy !req
198. We are pleased to announce the arrival
of our two special scientists.Copy !req
199. - Beam me up, Stubby.
- Jim! He's a Vulcan!Copy !req
200. This pre-planned addition
to Team Bio-DomeCopy !req
201. is intended to simulate the Chaos Theory
as we encounter it in nature.Copy !req
202. We'll have plenty more information on this
a little later on and I'll get back to you,Copy !req
203. but as you see,
right now we have work to do.Copy !req
204. Work to do!Copy !req
205. Who could be stupid enough
to think Bio-Dome was a mall?Copy !req
206. Bud Maclntosh and Doyle Johnson.Copy !req
207. Generation-X road kill
on the superhighway of progress.Copy !req
208. They're not terrorists,
they're college students from Tucson.Copy !req
209. They really did think it was a mall.Copy !req
210. - Get them out now!
- The doors are sealed for one year.Copy !req
211. I can't open the doors. If I do, the integrity
of all the scientific data is compromised.Copy !req
212. Everything depends
on the precise time frame of one year!Copy !req
213. Screw the time frame!
I have $100 million invested in this,Copy !req
214. and I don't intend to lose it
because two twits from TucsonCopy !req
215. can't tell a mall toilet
from a damned rain forest!Copy !req
216. Squirl, break the ice.Copy !req
217. - Excuse me, Miss. Are you tired?
- I beg your pardon.Copy !req
218. - Are you tired?
- No. Why?Copy !req
219. Cos you've been running
through my mind all day.Copy !req
220. Excuse me, Miss.Copy !req
221. If you were a yoghurt, would you be
fruit at the bottom, or stirred?Copy !req
222. This is your problem. Fix it.Copy !req
223. - Then they have to stay.
- All our preparation was for five people.Copy !req
224. Adding two more
will throw the system off balance.Copy !req
225. Then the system... will adapt.Copy !req
226. - Did it hurt?
- Did what hurt?Copy !req
227. When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?Copy !req
228. Bud! Doyle! Hello!Copy !req
229. I'm Dr Noah Faulkner. You may recognise
me from my Bio-Dome films on television.Copy !req
230. Are you the guy with the spray-on hair?Copy !req
231. Anyway, as I'm sure you already know,Copy !req
232. you have stumbled
into an exciting new world.Copy !req
233. Tell me, have you ever
dreamt of being famous?Copy !req
234. When I was a kid I wanted to be a rock
star cos I could do this with my finger.Copy !req
235. But as I got older I realised
that the corporate rock world sucked.Copy !req
236. And besides, you only knew one song.Copy !req
237. Iron Man, Iron Man,
does whatever an iron canCopy !req
238. - Pancake-flat, like a glove...
- Hold it!Copy !req
239. That's "Spider-Man".
Black Sabbath did "Iron Man".Copy !req
240. Oh, come on!
What, do you think you're so... smart?Copy !req
241. Do you think
you're some rocket scientist?Copy !req
242. - Yes.
- Sorry.Copy !req
243. What do you boys want out of life?Copy !req
244. To die and come back as a leotard.Copy !req
245. Well...Copy !req
246. I may be able to offer you
a springboard to that future.Copy !req
247. - We would like you to stay with us.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, man.Copy !req
248. You guys aren't one of those
freaky clans, are you?Copy !req
249. Dancing naked, you want us
to take off our clothes,Copy !req
250. - and feed us some weird punch?
- No.Copy !req
251. Damn! We almost had it.
It was this close.Copy !req
252. Boys, this is where you'll be staying,
and I want you to feel right at home.Copy !req
253. Wah, wah, wahCopy !req
254. We'd be obliged if we could get
some nice cushy beds with magic fingers.Copy !req
255. Like the ones at the mall that
the big tourists lie in for free.Copy !req
256. They just plop down,
the little kids are around them.Copy !req
257. "Daddy, look at the little thing!"
And it just rolls...Copy !req
258. Ow! Ow! I have a sciatic!Copy !req
259. - Actually, we have no extra beds.
- Can we just get our own mattress?Copy !req
260. - Sorry, no.
- Here, guys.Copy !req
261. - Petra and I can live without this stuff.
- I know it's not much.Copy !req
262. Hey, have you ever been
with a squirrel and a stub?Copy !req
263. For the pillow.Copy !req
264. You lose the pillow! For the blanket.Copy !req
265. You lose the blanket!Copy !req
266. For fun.Copy !req
267. I can't sleep.Copy !req
268. I can't sleep either.Copy !req
269. Let's go find us some beds.Copy !req
270. Get out of here!Copy !req
271. Wake up! Smell the coffee.Copy !req
272. Good morning, and congratulations, all.
We have survived night one.Copy !req
273. Congratulations, Doyle!Copy !req
274. And the best thing is,
homeostasis was maintained all night.Copy !req
275. No!Copy !req
276. No!Copy !req
277. It is bad enough that for the next year
I must share my air, food and waterCopy !req
278. with these... Neanderthals.Copy !req
279. But I will not share
my tools of hygiene!Copy !req
280. Relax! It's sanitised.
I dunked it in Olivia's Scope.Copy !req
281. - Simian!
- Dick!Copy !req
282. Look, you guys are the ones
that wanted us to stay.Copy !req
283. Think back. "Springboard into the future".
We didn't prepare for this voyage.Copy !req
284. We need clean teeth too, all right?
His teeth... Look.Copy !req
285. You are absolutely right.Copy !req
286. You should be brought up to speed.
It is time for a tour.Copy !req
287. Boys. Boys! From here you can see
all the regions of the Bio-Dome:Copy !req
288. The rain forest, the tropical lagoon,
the farm, and the great desert.Copy !req
289. Every effort was made
to duplicate them precisely,Copy !req
290. and all of this is your home now.Copy !req
291. But remember, the survival of this system
is dependent upon homeostasis.Copy !req
292. That means a balance
within an enclosed system itself.Copy !req
293. Faulkner?Copy !req
294. Could we get some binoculars?Copy !req
295. Let's make a rule:Copy !req
296. Everything that you did at home,
you're forbidden to do here.Copy !req
297. Everything?Copy !req
298. Shave poochie-poochie.Copy !req
299. Shave poochie-poochie.Copy !req
300. - Everything.
- OK.Copy !req
301. - All right.
- Don't move.Copy !req
302. - I'll be right back.
- I got a wicked itch on my nads.Copy !req
303. Don't move!Copy !req
304. Bud, I got a wicked itch on my nads.Copy !req
305. Faulkner said don't move.Copy !req
306. I can't take it any more!
I can't take it any more!Copy !req
307. Well, I guess this means
we're our own tour guides.Copy !req
308. All right. Now, everybody,
do not feed the animals, stay together,Copy !req
309. and no flash photography.Copy !req
310. Remember, at Bio-Dome we're dependent
on balancing homos within the system.Copy !req
311. OK. Now, everybody stay with the group.
Follow me. This way.Copy !req
312. Jerk! You shouldn't have hit me so hard.Copy !req
313. No, wait. Come here, come here.Copy !req
314. - Hey! There's no knob here!
- Oh, God. Here we go.Copy !req
315. Olivia, what's with this door?
It's not opening.Copy !req
316. Of course it won't open.
It won't open again for an entire year.Copy !req
317. Nothing comes in, nothing goes out.
Not even air.Copy !req
318. It would take a Sherman tank
to open that door.Copy !req
319. - Hmm... So what you're saying is...
- You can't get out.Copy !req
320. - We're stuck here.
- For 12 months.Copy !req
321. - That's right.
- 12 months?Copy !req
322. - 52 weeks.
- Yes!Copy !req
323. Three hundred and eighty-five days?Copy !req
324. Yes. Yes. Yes!Copy !req
325. So what you're really trying to say is?Copy !req
326. Stubby Squirly tribal!Copy !req
327. I'm a Sherman tank!Copy !req
328. Sherman tank!Copy !req
329. Doyle, Doyle, Doyle of the jungleCopy !req
330. Friend to you and meCopy !req
331. Watch out for that tree!Copy !req
332. Bom bom bom-bom-bom... Where'd you go?Copy !req
333. Where did you come from?Copy !req
334. My mom and the authorities are still
trying to figure that out, but hey.Copy !req
335. - D'you know there's a jungle in here?
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
336. Well, whoever thought of putting a jungle
in Arizona is a pretty smart guy.Copy !req
337. Woah! Barbarella!Copy !req
338. - What are you doin', making smoothies?
- No.Copy !req
339. Nature is about miracles, Bud.Copy !req
340. A goat is a miracle.Copy !req
341. A carrot is a miracle.Copy !req
342. And you're a miracle too, Petri.Copy !req
343. What's up, Doc?Copy !req
344. Why are you putting him
in the rice paddy?Copy !req
345. Tilapia are an integral part
of our food supply.Copy !req
346. - They eat the algae then fertilise the rice.
- So then these... tipatilia,Copy !req
347. they're goin' unh-unh on the rice?Copy !req
348. "Unh-unh"?Copy !req
349. - I mean crappin' on the rice.
- Well, in crude layman's terms, yes.Copy !req
350. Does Uncle Ben know about this?Copy !req
351. So, um... Hey, I know yoga. Look.Copy !req
352. Do it like that. And sometimes
I can lick my back, too. Watch.Copy !req
353. Petra!Copy !req
354. The tide monitor needs attention.Copy !req
355. When I really stretch, I can...Copy !req
356. - Thank you.
- Hey, wait! Don't go anywhere.Copy !req
357. Maybe I'll show you
some other manoeuvres later.Copy !req
358. - Ow! God, my sciatic.
- Squirly, Squirly! You gotta come quick.Copy !req
359. You gotta come see this.Copy !req
360. - Your sciatic? It's bad?
- Hit it!Copy !req
361. Ohh! You should have seen
what she did with a carrot!Copy !req
362. Russell, there's beer cans in the trash in
the kitchen, in the trash in the bathroom,Copy !req
363. and in the trash in the basement.Copy !req
364. - What does that say?
- We're out of beer?Copy !req
365. Mom, please tell your love slaveCopy !req
366. that if he's not part of the solution,
he's part of the problem.Copy !req
367. The only problem I have
is that I've run out of Depends.Copy !req
368. Russell, there is a bathroom
right around the corner.Copy !req
369. I cannot go to the bathroom.
I hurt my bladder rollerblading.Copy !req
370. Hey, look at that. There's that guy Bob
I chased out of here the other day.Copy !req
371. Bud?Copy !req
372. Earth Day to Earth Day.Copy !req
373. - That's a long time to be locked away...
- They're on TV!Copy !req
374. - Can you believe it?
- ... this is Joachim West reporting.Copy !req
375. I told you we were into nurturing
Mother Earth, but you didn't believe us.Copy !req
376. Now you guys are thinking locally,
and we're acting globally!Copy !req
377. - Just get out of there.
- We can't.Copy !req
378. We signed up. We're part of the few.Copy !req
379. - Part of the problem!
- It's an important biological experiment.Copy !req
380. - You'll ruin everything.
- Maybe you're not aware of it,Copy !req
381. but we're a vital part
of the homeosystem.Copy !req
382. Don't you think your couch
is having withdrawals?Copy !req
383. So what are we supposed to do?
Wait a year for you guys to get out?Copy !req
384. Mo-Mo and Porkchop, there comes
a time in life when we must sacrificeCopy !req
385. what is most dear to us
for the greater good of saving the world,Copy !req
386. and now is that time.Copy !req
387. - Is that how you really feel?
- No. This is how I really feel.Copy !req
388. Budly! There's people around.Copy !req
389. I know. I miss you.Copy !req
390. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
391. So I guess this is goodbye.Copy !req
392. I guess.Copy !req
393. Attention. Dinner is served.Copy !req
394. Well... We gotta go. Bye.Copy !req
395. Bye.Copy !req
396. Day one in the books.Copy !req
397. Cheers, mate.Copy !req
398. - What's with this Kibble?
- Are you guys trying to poison us?Copy !req
399. - You don't like soy casserole?
- It tastes like it came out of Romulus.Copy !req
400. Maybe it did.Copy !req
401. Soy is our principal source of protein.
You'll learn to love it.Copy !req
402. Could you at least make it taste
like chicken? A bouillon base, paprika...Copy !req
403. Spice it up a little? Otherwise
I'm gonna shrivel up like a supermodel.Copy !req
404. - I am so fat!
- No, you're not.Copy !req
405. - Nobody likes me.
- You're beautiful.Copy !req
406. - People didn't like me in high school.
- Everybody loves you.Copy !req
407. Oh, thank you! You're so sweet, Naomi.Copy !req
408. Avez-vous une cigarette?Copy !req
409. Squirly, are you asleep, man?Copy !req
410. Squirl!Copy !req
411. Are you sleepin'?Copy !req
412. - What'd you have to hit me for?
- I can't sleep.Copy !req
413. Oh...Copy !req
414. Hey, just think back
to those sleepovers we used to have.Copy !req
415. If you think back,
then maybe you'll be able to sleep.Copy !req
416. - OK.
- OK.Copy !req
417. What's up, buddy? Cos I'm the weasel.Copy !req
418. OK, my turn.Copy !req
419. Peanut butter and jelly with bacon.
That's easy.Copy !req
420. Good call, man! Keep on cruisin'.
Keep on goin'.Copy !req
421. Keep on goin' down the line.Copy !req
422. Mixed green salad with 1000...
blue cheese dressing.Copy !req
423. Rad, dude! That was fully major.
Your beaker always knows, buddy.Copy !req
424. Keep on cruisin'. Come on, buddy.
It's OK. Keep on cruisin'.Copy !req
425. Wait. It's over here now.Copy !req
426. Yo, Mone. Check it out. Your friends
Bob and Darryl are gettin' tail.Copy !req
427. - Assholes!
- If I were you, Mone,Copy !req
428. I'd go out and hump for the next year.Copy !req
429. If I were you, Russ,Copy !req
430. I'd have my mouth full of shotgun
with my toe on the trigger.Copy !req
431. It's frightening how much you want me.Copy !req
432. Stubby! "Thriving on Chaos"!Copy !req
433. Those'll sell better
than Iron Maiden merch.Copy !req
434. Let's hope so. I just want
you gentlemen to rememberCopy !req
435. how important you are
to this whole experiment.Copy !req
436. Feel free to contribute. You are
an integral part of the Bio-Dome system.Copy !req
437. Um... Since you put it that way,Copy !req
438. we were thinking of you producing
maybe environmental condoms,Copy !req
439. so when you... rip the packet,
it's automatic sap lubrication.Copy !req
440. No chalk on the bark. And then
when you're pollinating your flower...Copy !req
441. Slide, slide, slipperty-slide.
Just smooth.Copy !req
442. - Right in.
- And the Bud and Doyle action figures.Copy !req
443. - Action figures.
- Anatomically correct, of course.Copy !req
444. And last but not least,
1-900-SQUIRLY-STUB.Copy !req
445. Watch this.Copy !req
446. - Hi, I'm Doyle.
- And I'm Bud.Copy !req
447. And when we're not out
saving the environment,Copy !req
448. we're thinking of you, naked,
thigh-deep in tofu.Copy !req
449. You likey, Leaky?Copy !req
450. Our home is the Garden of Eden!Copy !req
451. More like the Garden of Boredom,
and I'm chairman of the bored.Copy !req
452. Come on, Stub. We can have our own fun.Copy !req
453. Remember the time the Magnavox
went out? What did we do?Copy !req
454. Fly, Mary Poppins!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Copy !req
455. Can we do it again, Squirly?Copy !req
456. - Those were the days.
- Cheer up, buckaroo.Copy !req
457. Just cos we're stuck in a bubble
doesn't mean we can't cause any trouble.Copy !req
458. We're the everlasting forceCopy !req
459. of Squirly!Copy !req
460. Stubby!Copy !req
461. You ready? Hut one, hut two,
hut, hut, hike!Copy !req
462. - Let me through!
- No!Copy !req
463. - Come on, let me through.
- No!Copy !req
464. - Neon Deion!
- No fair!Copy !req
465. - No fair! Personal foul!
- You want some of me?Copy !req
466. I told you
you shouldn't have had some of me.Copy !req
467. Squirly!Copy !req
468. Fish on the play!Copy !req
469. My proposal
is that we plant these seeds.Copy !req
470. And I know you're thinkin'
"Illegal! Illegal!"Copy !req
471. But the value of purple sticky punge
goes way beyond just tokin' it.Copy !req
472. - Ain't that right, Professor Johnson?
- That's correct, Professor Maclntosh.Copy !req
473. "Purple sticky punge, or hemp,
is an excellent source of paper."Copy !req
474. "It makes a fine rope."Copy !req
475. "It can even make
a contaminant-free fuel."Copy !req
476. "But the greatest value to us Bio-Domers
is its rapid rate of photosyninthesis,Copy !req
477. which means more oxygen for everyone."Copy !req
478. On three... Three!Copy !req
479. Cannonball!Copy !req
480. - There you go, Mr Bloom.
- Thanks, girls.Copy !req
481. Tell Bud and Doyle
I'm writin' a song about them, OK?Copy !req
482. Cool!Copy !req
483. - Mone!
- Oh, God.Copy !req
484. Check it out. This is the event
you've been waiting for.Copy !req
485. The Annual at Arizona Tech, a three-day
blowout to benefit the rain forest.Copy !req
486. There's gonna be, like, seminars
and lectures, and kegs and dudes galore.Copy !req
487. - Monique, we cannot go to this.
- Why not, pray tell?Copy !req
488. - Do the names Bud and Doyle ring a bell?
- A year's a long time to wait.Copy !req
489. - Do you know how old we'll be in a year?
- Old.Copy !req
490. - Real old.
- As in not spring chickens, over the hill...Copy !req
491. OK, OK, OK!Copy !req
492. Plus, did you see the pictures
of the chicks they're in there with?Copy !req
493. - They're hot.
- So? I trust Doyle.Copy !req
494. Listen, I love Bud
just as much as you love Doyle.Copy !req
495. But we gotta start thinking
about ourselves. They are.Copy !req
496. Oh... OK.Copy !req
497. - Now, pay attention, Soave Bolla.
- You're king, I'm peasant.Copy !req
498. Good afternoon, Petri dish.Copy !req
499. May-may.Copy !req
500. Perhaps you'd like to join us
for a little apéritif on the ridge.Copy !req
501. Allow me to present...
Chateau Squirly Stub.Copy !req
502. It's a bit plucky, a bit fruity perhaps,Copy !req
503. but it'll satisfy your palate,
especially with a big piece of pork.Copy !req
504. So that's what happened
to our fruit harvest?Copy !req
505. You're incorrigible.Copy !req
506. - I think they're into us.
- In a huge way.Copy !req
507. Mini tribal.Copy !req
508. - Marco!
- Cholo!Copy !req
509. - Marco!
- Cholo!Copy !req
510. Look. Biodegradable pineapple.Copy !req
511. Olivia, Romuli. Why don't you guys
join us for a little soak?Copy !req
512. That's not for bathing.
This is the artificial rain generator.Copy !req
513. Whoo! It just got a little warmer.Copy !req
514. - There's nothing artificial about that.
- A little acid rain.Copy !req
515. They dominate a number of pivotal
processes occurring in the soil,Copy !req
516. and that's what makes this so exciting.Copy !req
517. Ladies and gentlemen,
here are Bud and Doyle.Copy !req
518. Doyle! What's the hot gossip
on the inside?Copy !req
519. I can't make any comment at this time,Copy !req
520. but all I know is, if I see one more
massive orgy, I'm movin' to Tibet.Copy !req
521. And Faulkner? Quit hogging the KY!Copy !req
522. Thirty-one,Copy !req
523. forty-two, sixty-nine,Copy !req
524. seventy-four...Copy !req
525. A hundred... a thousand!Copy !req
526. Here I come!Copy !req
527. Rombo! You gotta hide me.Copy !req
528. Not in here! You'll upset my bugs.Copy !req
529. Look out! It's...Copy !req
530. May I help you?Copy !req
531. - What are these guys?
- Well...Copy !req
532. They're two of the rarest
lepidoptera in the world.Copy !req
533. Leppard?
Didn't their drummer lose an arm?Copy !req
534. No. They're butterflies
from the Brazilian rain forest.Copy !req
535. So are you tryin'
to get 'em to start porking?Copy !req
536. Actually, yes. In nature, the chances
of these two finding each other,Copy !req
537. or "porking",Copy !req
538. are very remote.Copy !req
539. We hope to breed thousands here.Copy !req
540. Easy, Rombo.Copy !req
541. - Got ya!
- You gotta take me first!Copy !req
542. Mothra! Come back, Mothra!
Please come back, Mothra!Copy !req
543. Lepidoptera!Copy !req
544. - Monique, should we be doing this?
- Yes!Copy !req
545. Jen, we are not doing anything wrong.
Besides, it's to save the rain forest.Copy !req
546. - Denise.
- Roach.Copy !req
547. One word: Raid.Copy !req
548. Hey, man.Copy !req
549. She thinks she's cool cos she hangs out
with Bud and Doyle's girlfriends.Copy !req
550. - She digs me, though.
- Are those Bud and Doyle's girlfriends?Copy !req
551. - Yeah.
- Put that back.Copy !req
552. Excuse me. Are you guys
done with those beers?Copy !req
553. Thanks, but we're having
too much fun sober.Copy !req
554. We were just going around
trying to collect empties and recycle 'em.Copy !req
555. - Oh! Well, here, take this.
- Take mine.Copy !req
556. - There's a lot of waste at these parties.
- That's awfully noble of you.Copy !req
557. It's just what we're compelled to do.Copy !req
558. We're having a fête to save the rain forest.
If you guys'd like to show your support...Copy !req
559. - It's not gonna be like this, is it?
- Not at all.Copy !req
560. - It's gonna be decent.
- It's at the quad.Copy !req
561. OK, we'll be there.
We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks.Copy !req
562. Noah, it's been a nonstop moronathon,Copy !req
563. and I did not dedicate my life to science
to baby-sit a couple of baboons.Copy !req
564. They eat like savages. At the rate
they're going, we'll run out of foodstuffs.Copy !req
565. They're going to ruin everything.Copy !req
566. Sliced it!Copy !req
567. Damn it, Billy.
Damn it, damn it, damn it.Copy !req
568. How am I supposed to hit a double birdie
with my bogey billy with a shower iron?Copy !req
569. You're embarrassing me
in front of my friends!Copy !req
570. - Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.
- Come on, Billy.Copy !req
571. Anatomically correct.Copy !req
572. Are you sure this flypaper's gonna work?Copy !req
573. Positive. It's really sticky. My dad
used it to line my playpen all the time.Copy !req
574. So you must have been stuck
in this position a lot.Copy !req
575. Help, Daddy! Please, get me down!
I wet my Huggies! Nobody loves me!Copy !req
576. OK! I'll shut up!Copy !req
577. CD-ROM! You gotta come with us quick.
We got a big surprise for ya.Copy !req
578. You've been diagnosed with Ebola,
and you're about to bleed out?Copy !req
579. No... Doyle's got a boner
and he wants to put it in your ear.Copy !req
580. No, there's a really big surprise.
We want you to come with us, please.Copy !req
581. If it's about Faulkner's third nipple,
don't bother. I know that.Copy !req
582. - Faulkner's got three nipples?
- Yeah.Copy !req
583. - Cool. Come on.
- Come on, let's go. Hurry.Copy !req
584. Rommy, we felt pretty awful
when we let all your bugs out.Copy !req
585. We promised we wouldn't get a wink
of sleep until we brought back every bug.Copy !req
586. You mean you found my bugs?Copy !req
587. Look!Copy !req
588. - Giant flypaper!
- I think we got all the little 'squitos,Copy !req
589. but there's still
a couple flapping right there.Copy !req
590. No! The horror! The pain!Copy !req
591. Come on!Copy !req
592. We're sorry!Copy !req
593. What I wouldn't do
for just a Big Mac right now.Copy !req
594. Dude! Don't even say that word.Copy !req
595. Two all-beef patties, special sauce,
lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, boy!Copy !req
596. On a sesame-seed bun.Copy !req
597. Bladder buster, no ice...Copy !req
598. - Breakfast burrito.
- I can't take it any more!Copy !req
599. I gotta get outta here.Copy !req
600. We should just relax a little before
Chaulkner chills out, don't you think?Copy !req
601. What's he gonna do? Expel us?Copy !req
602. You're right, Stub. You're right.
We own this place.Copy !req
603. - The whole world!
- The whole world.Copy !req
604. Hey. OK, turn into a table.Copy !req
605. Uppity-up. OK, you're pretty steady
on all fours. Get me up.Copy !req
606. Right down here.Copy !req
607. - Are you sure?
- Look, I can tell it.Copy !req
608. My beak has got a hunch,
like a Doberman pinscher.Copy !req
609. OK, the coast is clear.Copy !req
610. Stop... OK. Come down.Copy !req
611. - This is it. Open it up.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
612. - Bring it down.
- All right.Copy !req
613. Come on. Be careful.Copy !req
614. This is the one. I know
there's food in there. I can feel it.Copy !req
615. I can feel the aroma.Copy !req
616. - Ohh!
- Hey, Squirl?Copy !req
617. If we blow up,
it's been nice knowin' you, OK?Copy !req
618. OK. Open it.Copy !req
619. Right?Copy !req
620. Didn't I tell you? Huh?
Who's the master? Who's the king?Copy !req
621. - Squirly!
- Who's the shrewdest?Copy !req
622. Let's eat!Copy !req
623. We have Chippies, we have Chippies,
we got lots of stuff to eatCopy !req
624. - Is that laughing gas?
- No way.Copy !req
625. Turn it on.Copy !req
626. Let me try it, let me try it. Let go.Copy !req
627. Dennis Hopper, Blue Velvet.
"Oh, I'm slutty! Oh, I'm slutty!"Copy !req
628. I don't feel anything. You?Copy !req
629. Me neither. You?Copy !req
630. Nothin'.Copy !req
631. It's raining, it's pouring,
the old man is snoringCopy !req
632. I gotta have Spam.
I feel like a duck-billed platypus.Copy !req
633. Goin' halves?Copy !req
634. Perfect... Squirly!Copy !req
635. Anything?Copy !req
636. I didn't feel anything. Nothing!Copy !req
637. Nitrous oxide? Are you crazy?Copy !req
638. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
639. - The desert? But we'll starve.
- Not necessarily.Copy !req
640. It is life on a taut tensile line, but
the desert is an integral part of nature.Copy !req
641. Unbelievable. So this is how
it's gonna be? Vamos. Get outta here.Copy !req
642. You guys go your thing,
and we go, go, go our thing?Copy !req
643. Yes. The idea being that
while we are here, you are there.Copy !req
644. Like we even want to hang with you guys
anyways any more, OK?Copy !req
645. We're gonna go start our own Bio-Dome.Copy !req
646. One with a dome within a dome.
So don't come knockin' on our door!Copy !req
647. D'you understand?
All we need are two helpers.Copy !req
648. So, girls, come with us, cos as you know,
girls are an integral part of nature too.Copy !req
649. Come on.Copy !req
650. We still got each other, Squirl.Copy !req
651. You won't have to eat any more
of that food. Don't worry.Copy !req
652. - Petri... Romu...
- Girls, don't do this.Copy !req
653. Girls? I can't see you.Copy !req
654. - I'm so hungry.
- We gotta get outta here.Copy !req
655. We gotta get outta here.Copy !req
656. Bud? I don't wanna have to eat you.Copy !req
657. I don't want you to eat me either.Copy !req
658. Squirl, the Grim Reaper
is breathing down our necks.Copy !req
659. It's not lookin' too good.Copy !req
660. There's something I have to
get off my chest before we die.Copy !req
661. Remember that really cute little teeny tiny
turtle you had when we were growin' upCopy !req
662. that disappeared and they put
your kitty-cat to sleep for eating him?Copy !req
663. What really happened was
that I stepped on himCopy !req
664. then flushed him down the toilet
and let the cat take the rap.Copy !req
665. - Frisky?
- He went down like a champ, Squirl.Copy !req
666. Remember your uncle divorced your aunt
for sleeping with that flamingo dancer?Copy !req
667. Her children disowned her,
the church shunned her,Copy !req
668. she started a drinking binge?Copy !req
669. That flamingo dancer's outfit
he found was mine.Copy !req
670. My mom was trying to make me
take lessons to impress the neighbours.Copy !req
671. So I took the outfit, I hid it in
Aunt Flo's bedroom, I said I got mugged.Copy !req
672. Aunt Flo's insane now.Copy !req
673. Yeah, but she has her independence.Copy !req
674. Remember the great fire of 1979
that supposedly started in your garageCopy !req
675. when that chipmunk ingested fertiliser
then fell onto a can of kerosene,Copy !req
676. instantly turning him into a fluffy
little Molotov cocktail that set ablaze,Copy !req
677. levelling the whole neighbourhood
west of Newton's hardware store?Copy !req
678. You started that fire?Copy !req
679. No. But that was pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
680. - Noah?
- Can we talk to you?Copy !req
681. Yes.Copy !req
682. We're concerned about Bud and Doyle.
We think they've been there long enough.Copy !req
683. - Do you?
- Yes. We can't just leave them there.Copy !req
684. - They can't survive.
- It would be murder.Copy !req
685. No... It's progress.Copy !req
686. We're culling the herd.Copy !req
687. They are a symbol of everything
that is wrong with this world.Copy !req
688. They don't care. They don't matter.Copy !req
689. Doyle? There's a tasty dactyl.Copy !req
690. Got him, Squirl.Copy !req
691. I wanna eat you.Copy !req
692. I wanna eat it with the frog leg.Copy !req
693. Squirl, wait! Wait!Copy !req
694. A key!Copy !req
695. No way.Copy !req
696. Parking tickets?Copy !req
697. No!Copy !req
698. - What am I gonna do?
- After all we've done...Copy !req
699. - Oh, my... A boot!
- I can't believe it!Copy !req
700. I can't believe they would put a boot
on a Bio-Dome scientist's car!Copy !req
701. It's not like we didn't try
and help the ecological system.Copy !req
702. Aw, don't cry, Doyle. It's OK.Copy !req
703. Come on. We'll get you some food.
A little bladder buster?Copy !req
704. Hey, coach! Pizza!Copy !req
705. Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
706. Here are the pizzas. The bladder buster's
free cos I couldn't find the damn place.Copy !req
707. Russell?Copy !req
708. - Bob!
- How'd you get a job?Copy !req
709. - Fucking President Clinton.
- You had sex with President Clinton?Copy !req
710. That's really cool.
So, how's my juicy treat?Copy !req
711. She and that other bimbo,
they picked up two guys at Arizona Tech.Copy !req
712. They're having a party
to save the environment.Copy !req
713. - You owe me $57.50, plus a tip.
- What does "in the flesh" mean?Copy !req
714. I don't know, but I think
it has something to do with tassels.Copy !req
715. - You gotta take us to this party!
- Right now!Copy !req
716. I got pies to deliver.
Get off the goddamn car!Copy !req
717. Russell!Copy !req
718. Can you believe this? The whole
ATU campus is probably being overrunCopy !req
719. by some touchy-feely
save-the-environment mania,Copy !req
720. - and guess who's right in the middle of it?
- Our chicks.Copy !req
721. They're probably swapping Mark Spitz
with those grape smugglers!Copy !req
722. No preppy blowhard steals my chick
without a fight. First Frisky, now this.Copy !req
723. - All I know is, someone's goin' down!
- Hey, hey! Put the gun away, Stub.Copy !req
724. Put the gun away. Evil's not a good thing
right now. Just relax. Exhale.Copy !req
725. All we gotta do, bro,
is out-party the partyers.Copy !req
726. Bring the mountain to Mohammed.Copy !req
727. Throw a bigger, badder bash
than any college would ever allow,Copy !req
728. show the girls that we care
about the environment too.Copy !req
729. - Do we?
- No.Copy !req
730. Where are we gonna throw this party?Copy !req
731. Viva Las Bio-Dome!Copy !req
732. - Cornucopy-A, Roach here.
- Roach! It's me, Bud.Copy !req
733. Thanks for blowin' me off
on my birthday, nature boy.Copy !req
734. I guess now you're Mr Scientist you don't
have time for your bourgeois friends.Copy !req
735. Don't bourgeois-shwourgeois me, OK?
We've been stuck in a bubble.Copy !req
736. You gotta do me a favour. Remember last
year when we had that freaked-out festivalCopy !req
737. and I made you my little buddy and you
went and passed out... Give me the drink!Copy !req
738. and I made you pass out fliers?Copy !req
739. I need you to do the same thing,
but this time... Whoo!Copy !req
740. OK.Copy !req
741. OK, everybody turn!Copy !req
742. Can someone explain how drinking beer
and playing Hacky SackCopy !req
743. - can help improve the environment?
- It's all about raising consciousness.Copy !req
744. You just can't stand up
and preach about it.Copy !req
745. Let me, uh,
open up your chakras, Monique.Copy !req
746. - No, thanks, Siddhartha.
- The fifth need is to save some treesCopy !req
747. We just wanna save some treesCopy !req
748. Don't say we didn't save
some friggin' treesCopy !req
749. Party at Bio-Dome? All right, let's go!Copy !req
750. Bud and Doyle are having
a party at the Bio-Dome?Copy !req
751. - That's crazy. What are they thinking?
- How?Copy !req
752. - Wait a minute. What about our party?
- I'm going to Bio-Dome.Copy !req
753. Thanks for the back rub.Copy !req
754. Maybe they're having a lecture
in the parking lot.Copy !req
755. Wouldn't it be cool
if they had those huge TV setupsCopy !req
756. - so we could see what's going on inside?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
757. - Moths?
- Noctuidae principalis.Copy !req
758. - We don't have them here.
- Something is happening.Copy !req
759. All hell is breaking loose.Copy !req
760. And her money's greenCopy !req
761. She's a tease like a social diseaseCopy !req
762. But she's still so close to my reachCopy !req
763. If I call, if I call at allCopy !req
764. Any time at allCopy !req
765. Any time at allCopy !req
766. Any time at allCopy !req
767. Any time at allCopy !req
768. Jackknife!Copy !req
769. Are you guys in a band?Copy !req
770. We're the Bio-Dome Five.Copy !req
771. Which one's Tito?Copy !req
772. - He's a whore
- Do anything for moneyCopy !req
773. He's a whore...Copy !req
774. There is no law now.Copy !req
775. - He's a whore
- And the stories I could tell...Copy !req
776. Look out!Copy !req
777. - Oh, my God!
- They're going inside?Copy !req
778. - I'm a whore
- Do anything for moneyCopy !req
779. - I'm a whore
- So the story goesCopy !req
780. Monique. Jen.Copy !req
781. - Buena notte.
- Where are they?Copy !req
782. - Bud and Doyle?
- No.Copy !req
783. - Here you are. Half-price.
- Yeah, right!Copy !req
784. Fine! Be that way, snivellers!Copy !req
785. Oh my...Copy !req
786. This can't be.Copy !req
787. En garde!Copy !req
788. - What are you doing?
- We're partying.Copy !req
789. You're thrashing this place,
you phonies!Copy !req
790. You're thrashing the place,
you phonies! So?Copy !req
791. - Don't you care about the environment?
- No. We just wanna get laid.Copy !req
792. Hell, I'd strangle a dolphin
to get into her pants.Copy !req
793. Bud and Doyle! Bud and Doyle!Copy !req
794. Hey, everybody! Welcome to the party!Copy !req
795. - I could get used to this, Squirly.
- It was just a matter of time.Copy !req
796. Monique, Jen! Welcome to paradise!Copy !req
797. Ladies! So good of you to come. Join us!Copy !req
798. My queen, this is your kingdom.
And now we're all acting globally!Copy !req
799. Bud! Bud, stop this.Copy !req
800. - Stop what?
- This!Copy !req
801. Doyle, this place is being destroyed!Copy !req
802. We thought you guys wanted
a big environmental party.Copy !req
803. You assholes!
Don't you care about anything?Copy !req
804. Bud, you're killing the Bio-Dome.Copy !req
805. - Monique.
- Jen.Copy !req
806. You shouldn't be doing this.
This is our mess.Copy !req
807. Yeah, this is our problem.Copy !req
808. Don't touch me!Copy !req
809. Stop! Come on, you guys!
You're making us feel worse.Copy !req
810. - Good.
- Do you even realise what you've done?Copy !req
811. You're scum.Copy !req
812. Do you know how embarrassed I am
that I even know you?Copy !req
813. - We're sorry.
- We didn't think.Copy !req
814. - That's the problem. You never think.
- About anything.Copy !req
815. Wait. Monique, stop.Copy !req
816. - Could we call you later?
- Bud, this isn't a joke.Copy !req
817. I never wanna see you again.Copy !req
818. - Jen?
- I don't know you.Copy !req
819. I'm Doyle Johnson. You've seen me naked!Copy !req
820. Faulkner's gone. He disappeared.Copy !req
821. All we found were these.Copy !req
822. They look like they've been chewed
through by a rat.Copy !req
823. First rat to desert a sinking ship.Copy !req
824. Romulus.
I should have left you in charge.Copy !req
825. Well... maybe not.Copy !req
826. Mr Leaky, the damage is devastating.Copy !req
827. The toxins are way off the scale, and the
pH is acidic enough to digest a battery.Copy !req
828. It took years to build this world,Copy !req
829. and you geniuses
took only one month to destroy it!Copy !req
830. God couldn't work at such a fast pace.Copy !req
831. I haven't seen devastation
of this magnitudeCopy !req
832. since the Great Chipmunk Fire of '79.Copy !req
833. Go home! It's over.Copy !req
834. We made Vasquez Lake.Copy !req
835. - We've gotta fix it.
- We gotta.Copy !req
836. - Where are you guys headed?
- Out.Copy !req
837. Wait. You can't leave.Copy !req
838. - We're gonna need your help.
- For what?Copy !req
839. - To clean this place up.
- There's no point in staying.Copy !req
840. - The ecosystem is dead.
- It's not. It's just thrashed.Copy !req
841. The aim was life in a sealed environment
without contact from the outside world.Copy !req
842. The entire experiment
has been compromised.Copy !req
843. Wait!Copy !req
844. Screw the experiment!Copy !req
845. No one leaves!Copy !req
846. Now, listen. We're taking over this dome.
And you guys are gonna help us fix it.Copy !req
847. Do you have any idea how impossible
it would be to make this place habitable?Copy !req
848. Impossible's my nom de plum.Copy !req
849. You guys have spent your whole lives
trying to make the world a better place.Copy !req
850. Well, here's your chance.
Only it's not perfect.Copy !req
851. It's like it is out there.Copy !req
852. Come on, guys.
We gotta save the Bio-Dome.Copy !req
853. I've never quit anything in my whole life
except Chinese calligraphy,Copy !req
854. my thesis "Tuna And You:
The Early Years", kangaroo anatomy,Copy !req
855. toe photography,
booger sculpture, masturbation...Copy !req
856. Well, maybe not masturbation. But give
me a break. It's the only thing I'm good at.Copy !req
857. You are very good at it, Stub.
Very good.Copy !req
858. So come on! Who's a quitter?Copy !req
859. In five seconds, I'm gonna swallow
this key, so if you wanna leave,Copy !req
860. you'd better do it now.Copy !req
861. Count it, Squirl.Copy !req
862. One...Copy !req
863. two...Copy !req
864. I'll do it.Copy !req
865. three...Copy !req
866. four...Copy !req
867. Wait, wait, wait. I don't wanna get
locked in. Just wait one second, please.Copy !req
868. Let me get outta here. Open the door.Copy !req
869. Thank you, Bob.
Nice to see you again, Darryl.Copy !req
870. Last chance.Copy !req
871. Five.Copy !req
872. - Dick!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
873. - Oh, my God! You did it!
- We're all gonna die!Copy !req
874. Grouse mate for life,
year after year after year.Copy !req
875. They travel thousands of miles
to reunite and mate.Copy !req
876. - We were watching that.
- I'll put it back.Copy !req
877. I wanna see if the sniper
killed the clown.Copy !req
878. If we slow it down, we can see
the bullets enter and exit Buttercup.Copy !req
879. - Eeuw!
- Gross!Copy !req
880. Back, and to the left.Copy !req
881. Back, and to the left.Copy !req
882. A clown...Copy !req
883. Elsewhere, the infamous Bio-Dome
is back in the news.Copy !req
884. A standoff has developed
between scientists still insideCopy !req
885. and project investors.Copy !req
886. Our Joachim West is live at the scene.Copy !req
887. The scientists are refusing to leave
the world they destroyed.Copy !req
888. - Bud and Doyle, I love you!
- A standoff?Copy !req
889. There's Mr Leaky,
the project's principal investor.Copy !req
890. I studied chemistry in Sweden!Copy !req
891. All I can say right now
is that we're still negotiating.Copy !req
892. We're trying to keep them aware of the
dangerously low level of oxygen inside.Copy !req
893. That's all for now.Copy !req
894. Homeostasis is 1% of normal.Copy !req
895. Animal life will terminate in 14 days.Copy !req
896. - 14 days. That's almost two weeks.
- I don't see how it can be done.Copy !req
897. Plant life must be revived
in order to produce oxygen for survival.Copy !req
898. Bingo! Revive plant life!Copy !req
899. Now the plants will get that island tan.
Photosynthesise, planties.Copy !req
900. Hopefully it'll also produce what
Doyle and I call "the beer-can effect".Copy !req
901. Heat inside stimulates condensation,
like the outside of a cold brew.Copy !req
902. That should increase the moisture
inside here and bring on a downpour.Copy !req
903. It'll work. All we gotta do
is filter the air.Copy !req
904. Light bulb!Copy !req
905. Makin' a filter, makin' a filterCopy !req
906. Makin' a filterCopy !req
907. Don't worry, Stub. Olivia said
we could just use wet bedsheets.Copy !req
908. - What about all these butts?
- At least you collected 'em.Copy !req
909. Do you know how many laws you've broken?Copy !req
910. How many?Copy !req
911. Bud? Doyle?
Where's the key to the back door?Copy !req
912. - Doyle's got it.
- Thank God!Copy !req
913. - Doyle, give me the key.
- Give the man the key.Copy !req
914. - Are you sure?
- Give him the key.Copy !req
915. OK.Copy !req
916. Push!Copy !req
917. He needs a cup of Joe to let it flow!Copy !req
918. Leaky!Copy !req
919. - Reach on up in there and get it!
- But make sure you take off your watch!Copy !req
920. No, I was the last one out. And Bob,
the last words he said to me wereCopy !req
921. "If I go, man, you take the torch.
You save the planet." And I'm, like, wild.Copy !req
922. - Excuse me.
- Monique!Copy !req
923. - I see Mom let you off your leash.
- Make way.Copy !req
924. Bud and Doyle refuse to speak
to anyone but you.Copy !req
925. You would be doing the world
and posterity a great favourCopy !req
926. if you could convince them both
to give up this foolish quest.Copy !req
927. Hi, guys.Copy !req
928. So...Copy !req
929. So when are you guys gonna come out?Copy !req
930. Earth Day. You guys still mad at us?Copy !req
931. - Is that what this is all about?
- This isn't one of our pranks, Monique.Copy !req
932. - We're for real.
- You're really for real?Copy !req
933. - We think about you guys all the time.
- We miss you, too.Copy !req
934. You've come a long way, Bud.Copy !req
935. Thanks. That really helped a lot.Copy !req
936. I've used this technique
in many siege situations.Copy !req
937. It's pure torture.
This'll definitely drive them out.Copy !req
938. You're the expert.Copy !req
939. We can dance if we want toCopy !req
940. We can leave your friends behindCopy !req
941. Cos your friends don't dance
and if they don't dance...Copy !req
942. Good boy, Billy. Good boy.Copy !req
943. Romulus! Your popalopedos are porking!Copy !req
944. - Excellent tree bark, y'all.
- Mm. Tastes just like chicken.Copy !req
945. Here you go, friend.Copy !req
946. 48 per cent of normal! Whoo!Copy !req
947. It's really like I have
two sons, Doyle and Bud.Copy !req
948. And you can act real rude and totally
removed and I can act like an imbecile...Copy !req
949. I have one from L'Institut de Nature
in Strasbourg.Copy !req
950. They want Bud and Doyle
to stockpile their sperm bank.Copy !req
951. Bladder Buster want the boys to endorse
their new drink, the Colonic Cannon.Copy !req
952. You're not gonna believe
who this one's from, Mr Leaky.Copy !req
953. "Viva Las Bio-Dome".Copy !req
954. Take the right leg, throw it up, push it
to your chest, and then bam, behind there.Copy !req
955. we could grow
a whole new crop of tomatoes.Copy !req
956. Trick or treat!Copy !req
957. What? You don't have any candy?Copy !req
958. Oh, look at you! Look at you!Copy !req
959. And what's your little name?Copy !req
960. "Purple sticky punge".Copy !req
961. You're gonna make someone really happy.Copy !req
962. Checkin' Santa's list
to see who's been naughty or nice!Copy !req
963. Bud and Doyle! Bud and Doyle!Copy !req
964. Happy New Year!Copy !req
965. We can dance, we can danceCopy !req
966. Everybody's takin' the chanceCopy !req
967. With the safety dance...Copy !req
968. Crunchy soy patty...
with lactose-free cheese?Copy !req
969. I need a few minutes. I need a fuse...Copy !req
970. Ionised chlorophyll dilineate
with red dye number two?Copy !req
971. Yeah! Keep going!Copy !req
972. - Senseless vandalism.
- Do you think it's really Faulkner?Copy !req
973. Whoever was in this closet
knew what they were looking for.Copy !req
974. I'll tell him we're sorry
and that we'll try to make up for it.Copy !req
975. We should get him back here involved.
We could use another genius.Copy !req
976. - I don't think that's a very good idea.
- If he wanted to talk, he'd come to us.Copy !req
977. What do you think
he's been doing all this time?Copy !req
978. I am God.Copy !req
979. I'm God.Copy !req
980. No... I am God.Copy !req
981. I am God.Copy !req
982. All is quiet as the Domers
spend their last days inside,Copy !req
983. trying to reach homeostasis.
This is Joachim West reporting.Copy !req
984. - It's gonna be a blast.
- A three-day rally to boycott fur.Copy !req
985. - Start with the fur on your back, homos.
- Sapiens!Copy !req
986. That was good.Copy !req
987. No... I am God.Copy !req
988. Homeostasis is at 98%.Copy !req
989. We're close.
It's gonna come down to the wire.Copy !req
990. Only ten hours left.Copy !req
991. - If only we had another day.
- Or another 24 hours.Copy !req
992. - Ladies.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
993. We just, um... wanted to say
thanks for everything.Copy !req
994. We thought you were brain-damaged
or something, but we were wrong.Copy !req
995. - You're very special.
- You mean, like,Copy !req
996. special like riding on
a little yellow bus to school special?Copy !req
997. Very special.Copy !req
998. And I've been thinking
about that yoghurt thing.Copy !req
999. Fruit at the bottom,
waiting to be stirred.Copy !req
1000. I know a guy who's tough but sweetCopy !req
1001. He's so fine he can't be beatCopy !req
1002. He's got everything that I desireCopy !req
1003. Sets the summer sun on fire...Copy !req
1004. Wait. I have a girlfriend.Copy !req
1005. I want candyCopy !req
1006. Doyle! Doyle!Copy !req
1007. I want candyCopy !req
1008. Doyle!Copy !req
1009. Excuse me, please.Copy !req
1010. We're sorry. It's just... we have girlfriends
outside the dome. But you are just...Copy !req
1011. - Good night, Squirly.
- Good night, Doyle.Copy !req
1012. Wait... wait...Copy !req
1013. That might have been the smartest
or the dumbest thing we've ever done.Copy !req
1014. Probably both.Copy !req
1015. What's that? That noise?Copy !req
1016. - What?
- Do you hear that?Copy !req
1017. - What is it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1018. Wow! Check out
Faulkner's secret-hatch action.Copy !req
1019. - Cool.
- Yeah. How James Bond-ish.Copy !req
1020. Hurry up.Copy !req
1021. - Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Hurry up.Copy !req
1022. Come on, Stub.Copy !req
1023. What is that?Copy !req
1024. Ahoy, Noah!Copy !req
1025. - Matey!
- Oh... Hi.Copy !req
1026. - You don't look so good.
- You're lookin' kinda grizzly.Copy !req
1027. I... I have a lovely sack of coconutsCopy !req
1028. that I've altered in a small way,Copy !req
1029. and I wondered, would you be
kind enough to hold them for me?Copy !req
1030. - OK.
- Sure.Copy !req
1031. - Where you been, man?
- We missed ya.Copy !req
1032. Smelly.Copy !req
1033. In case you've been wondering,
we have been kicking some serious assCopy !req
1034. on the homeostasis front.Copy !req
1035. This place is almost back to normal.
So what are the coconuts for?Copy !req
1036. Piña coladas?Copy !req
1037. I'm rigging some pyrotechnics
for the door-opening ceremony tomorrow,Copy !req
1038. which I feel is essential for
the culmination of this whole process.Copy !req
1039. Let me... please.Copy !req
1040. I don't think he liked the way
you played with his coconuts.Copy !req
1041. When the doors open, I don't anticipate
any problems. Just let them come out.Copy !req
1042. Boys, isn't it amazing
how clear everything gets sometimes?Copy !req
1043. Haven't you felt that? That moment when
everything is proportionally correct?Copy !req
1044. That's how I am now. Anyway, boys,
keep your eye on the clock.Copy !req
1045. When it hits zero,
you will like what you see.Copy !req
1046. - Adieu!
- Adieu!Copy !req
1047. And off he goes.Copy !req
1048. - Into the wild blue.
- Come on.Copy !req
1049. OK.Copy !req
1050. - Hey, wait a minute.
- A cluster.Copy !req
1051. - Coconut.
- Hey, you know, he's not such a bad guy.Copy !req
1052. - For a grizzly guy.
- Yeah. He's just, like, a little...Copy !req
1053. - He's, like... misunderstood.
- Exactly.Copy !req
1054. - We bring out the best in people.
- And people bring out the best in us.Copy !req
1055. I mean, look at us right now.
Who'd ever have thought?Copy !req
1056. Look! Right.Copy !req
1057. Here. Go long.Copy !req
1058. Stubby going long!Copy !req
1059. Oh! Oh! Oh! You OK, Stub?Copy !req
1060. That was no ordinary coconut.Copy !req
1061. - We rigged tons of those things.
- They could level this place!Copy !req
1062. - Help! Let us out of here!
- There's a bomb in here! Open the door!Copy !req
1063. Hey, what's going on? What's going on?Copy !req
1064. Don't worry.Copy !req
1065. You can't do that!
It cost $2,000 a sheet!Copy !req
1066. - Damn bionic glass!
- What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1067. - We gotta stop that mother Faulkner!
- Stubby!Copy !req
1068. Squirly!Copy !req
1069. You boys come back!
It's too dangerous back there!Copy !req
1070. Remote link activated, Doctor.Copy !req
1071. My creation, I know thee not.Copy !req
1072. But go gently into the maelstrom.Copy !req
1073. Freeze!Copy !req
1074. Roshambo for the dome, Doc?
You feel lucky?Copy !req
1075. Well, yeah, I think I do.Copy !req
1076. On three. One, two, three.Copy !req
1077. - Paper?
- Don't feel bad.Copy !req
1078. I would have done it anyway.Copy !req
1079. - No!
- Give me the detonator.Copy !req
1080. What is the magic word?Copy !req
1081. Destruct sequence activated.Copy !req
1082. - Destruct sequence activated.
- There has to be a magic word.Copy !req
1083. The magic word's on three.Copy !req
1084. Three!Copy !req
1085. You cut him off through the tunnel.
I'm gonna go get his maelstrom.Copy !req
1086. I got ya now, Faulkner! Come on, baby!Copy !req
1087. I'm comin' for ya! I'm comin' for ya!Copy !req
1088. Wheels! So that's how
that rat's been gettin' around.Copy !req
1089. When I get you, I'm gonna...Copy !req
1090. Slow down!Copy !req
1091. - I'm going back in!
- I'm going with you.Copy !req
1092. I'm going... to worry about you guys
while you're in there.Copy !req
1093. - Come on!
- Just kidding.Copy !req
1094. When I see you, I'm gonna...
When I get you, I'm gonna...Copy !req
1095. Will you finish a complete thought?Copy !req
1096. Got it! I got it!Copy !req
1097. You idiot!Copy !req
1098. I got it!Copy !req
1099. Hang on, Squirl!Copy !req
1100. Get him, Squirl!Copy !req
1101. You're choking me!Copy !req
1102. - Give it to me! Give me the detonator!
- No!Copy !req
1103. - I'm coming, Squirl!
- Give me the detonator!Copy !req
1104. Assume the position!Copy !req
1105. Warning. Detonation in five... four...Copy !req
1106. three... two... one...Copy !req
1107. Destruct sequence deactivated.Copy !req
1108. Homeostasis restored to 100%.Copy !req
1109. - Happy Earth Day.
- What's happening?Copy !req
1110. We did it!Copy !req
1111. That was the stupidest thing
we've ever done.Copy !req
1112. But sometimes stupid can be pretty cool.Copy !req
1113. - Bud!
- Doyle!Copy !req
1114. Hey! We did it! We stopped Faulkner!Copy !req
1115. I like you.Copy !req
1116. God, Romulus!
Easy with the tongue action.Copy !req
1117. Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
1118. - Those poor folks! They must be toast.
- Remember your training.Copy !req
1119. - Where's Faulkner?
- Let's go arrest him!Copy !req
1120. I underestimated you fellas. Interested in
a permanent job at Bio-Dome? Big bucks.Copy !req
1121. You guys are my heroes.Copy !req
1122. - Bye, Doyle.
- Bye, Mimi.Copy !req
1123. - Bye-bye. We'll miss you.
- Well, Petri dish, what can I say?Copy !req
1124. How about "goodbye"?
You can save the world from your couch.Copy !req
1125. Bye.Copy !req
1126. - I'm so proud of you, Doyle.
- I'm proud of me too.Copy !req
1127. - You should be.
- Love you.Copy !req
1128. We definitely learnt a few things.
For one, we definitely have to listen to...Copy !req
1129. - Your girlfriends.
- Yes, but most importantly Mother Nature.Copy !req
1130. - Uh-oh.
- What's wrong, sweetie?Copy !req
1131. I think Mother Nature's
callin' me again, Squirl.Copy !req
1132. - Can you cork it?
- Negatory.Copy !req
1133. - There's no place to go out here.
- Hey, what about that factory?Copy !req
1134. - I don't think so, Bud.
- Trust me, OK? We're celebrities.Copy !req
1135. - Squirly!
- Stubby!Copy !req
1136. Drive up!Copy !req
1137. Anybody seen Faulkner?Copy !req
1138. - No sign of him over here.
- How could he have gotten out?Copy !req
1139. - He's not here. I don't see him.
- Check the lagoon.Copy !req
1140. - He's not here.
- He must've gone through the back door.Copy !req
1141. Where'd he get the key?Copy !req
1142. S-S-S-S A-A-A-A F-F-F-F
E- E-E-E T-T-T-T Y-Y-Y-YCopy !req
1143. Safety danceCopy !req
1144. We can dance if we want to,
we can leave your friends behindCopy !req
1145. Cos your friends don't dance
and if they don't danceCopy !req
1146. Well they're no friends of mineCopy !req
1147. I say, we can go where we want to,
a place that they will never findCopy !req
1148. And we can act like we come
from out of this worldCopy !req
1149. Leave the real one far behindCopy !req
1150. And we can danceCopy !req
1151. We can dance if we want to,
we can leave your friends behindCopy !req
1152. Cos your friends don't dance
and if they don't danceCopy !req
1153. Well they're no friends of mineCopy !req
1154. I say, we can go where we want to,
a place that they will never findCopy !req
1155. And we can act like we come
from out of this worldCopy !req
1156. Leave the real one far behindCopy !req
1157. And we can danceCopy !req
1158. We can go when we want to,
the night is young and so am ICopy !req
1159. And we can dress real neat
from our hats to our feetCopy !req
1160. And surprise 'em with the victory cryCopy !req
1161. I say, we can act if we want toCopy !req
1162. If we don't nobody willCopy !req
1163. And you can act real rude and totally
removed and I can act like an imbecileCopy !req
1164. I say, we can dance, we can dance,
everything's under controlCopy !req
1165. We can dance, we can dance,
doin' it from pole to poleCopy !req
1166. We can dance, we can dance,
everybody look at your handsCopy !req
1167. We can dance, we can dance,
everybody's takin' the chanceCopy !req
1168. Safety danceCopy !req
1169. Oh the safety danceCopy !req
1170. Yes the safety danceCopy !req
1171. S-S-S-S A-A-A-A F-F-F-F
E- E-E-E T-T-T-T Y-Y-Y-YCopy !req
1172. Safety danceCopy !req
1173. Visiontext Subtitles: Paul MurrayCopy !req