1. Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.Copy !req
2. Over the last few years,
mankind has been witnessCopy !req
3. to a continual parade
of environmental disasters,Copy !req
4. leaving many searching for a ray of hope
in an already bleak landscape.Copy !req
5. This is it, isn't it? Oh, jeez.Copy !req
6. Look at this. Look at this!
And it's mine.Copy !req
7. The place is the Arizona desert.Copy !req
8. A team of scientists and investors,
led by Dr Noah Faulkner,Copy !req
9. has come together to create
the first space station on Earth,Copy !req
10. a self-contained world,
a pure environment,Copy !req
11. unspoiled, unpolluted, a world
that no longer exists outside.Copy !req
12. This Earth Day, Dr Faulkner and four
carefully chosen, qualified scientistsCopy !req
13. will seal themselves inside,
their mission to sustain life for one yearCopy !req
14. while living in harmony with nature.Copy !req
15. Welcome to Bio-Dome! Congratulations,
Bio-Dome Five, and good luck!Copy !req
16. On your steady shoulders rest the hopes
and dreams of the scientific community,Copy !req
17. and perhaps the very survival
of the human race.Copy !req
18. OK, ready?Copy !req
19. Paper covers rock! You lose, Buckwheat!Copy !req
20. Sorry, you're gonna
have to assume the position.Copy !req
21. Cos I'm the king,
and you're the peasant.Copy !req
22. I win, you lose!Copy !req
23. - OK, you ready?
- Copy that, Squirly Control.Copy !req
24. - Stubby!
- Squirly!Copy !req
25. Should've been harder.Copy !req
26. Perfect.Copy !req
27. Hi, Mo-Mo!
Porky! Thanks for coming over!Copy !req
28. Hey, Budly.Copy !req
29. - You guys ready to go?
- See, that's the thing. Uh...Copy !req
30. You know we're meant to go with you
to this thing in the park?Copy !req
31. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
32. - Don't mimic me.
- Don't mimic me.Copy !req
33. Listen, we can't go.
Doyle had a bad accident.Copy !req
34. - What?
- I'll show you.Copy !req
35. - Look at his wrist. It's quivering.
- My God! What happened?Copy !req
36. - I'm no doctor, but I think he's braindead.
- Yeah. And?Copy !req
37. Um... Well, in tribute
to Earth Day, right,Copy !req
38. Doyle was up on the couch
trying to take down the mahimahi,Copy !req
39. and set it free.Copy !req
40. "Free mahimahi! Free mahimahi!",
if you will, and then kaboom!Copy !req
41. Gravity snatched the poor little boy,
and he fell down like a rag doll.Copy !req
42. This wouldn't be one of your
convenient accidents, would it?Copy !req
43. Monique, look. You call a huge welt
in the guy's head an accident?Copy !req
44. I can't make that up. See?Copy !req
45. - Huh?
- Please let me out, Mommy.Copy !req
46. Or at least slide
another pancake under the door.Copy !req
47. Oh, my poor Doyly. I'll nurse you.Copy !req
48. OK, let's play nurse.Copy !req
49. - I smell a scam.
- No, it's Doyle. He's got a quivery colon.Copy !req
50. Damn it, but you guys promised
to help us pick up trash today.Copy !req
51. Yeah. Earth Day's all about
saving the environment.Copy !req
52. You're thinking too globally.
You have to act locally.Copy !req
53. We need to stay here and help Doyle
merge on the road to recovery.Copy !req
54. All right, Bud. You win - again.Copy !req
55. Win? This isn't a contest, Monique.
It's not a game here.Copy !req
56. Come on. Give me a kiss.Copy !req
57. Come on. It's not my fault
his brain cramped up.Copy !req
58. You little dick!Copy !req
59. Brain cramp my butt! The only thing
that hit Doyle's head is this book!Copy !req
60. I can't believe you'd crack Doyle's skull
just to get out of this!Copy !req
61. You don't understand.
The book fell on him. I mean...Copy !req
62. - He fell on the book. They collided.
- Bullshit!Copy !req
63. It is just like you to try to weasel out
of your responsibilities on Earth Day.Copy !req
64. This is "Hands Across America"
all over again!Copy !req
65. - I had arthritis.
- Farm Aid?Copy !req
66. - I had fleas.
- The Save the Whales rally?Copy !req
67. - Salt water makes Doyle bloat?
- You guys are pathetic.Copy !req
68. Thanks for coming, Mo... Mo.Copy !req
69. - Face it. We are dating primates.
- They're getting better.Copy !req
70. They're taking yoga.
And you're the one who keeps ravingCopy !req
71. about how flexible Bud is getting.Copy !req
72. There is something about a man
who can lick his own back.Copy !req
73. - We just have to be patient.
- Freeing the mahimahi?Copy !req
74. What kind of mind
thinks up crap like that?Copy !req
75. - They should be taught a lesson.
- They should be punished.Copy !req
76. This is Uncle Fred,
from the Carolina School of Bartending...Copy !req
77. What are you doing? Grab it. Eat it!Copy !req
78. The opportunities available
to bartenders today...Copy !req
79. The one with the corn!Copy !req
80. Mm! You like it.Copy !req
81. Good one.Copy !req
82. Johnson residence, Bud Maclntosh here.Copy !req
83. That's my name.
Ask me once, I say the same.Copy !req
84. Hey, Budweezer.Copy !req
85. The girls.Copy !req
86. Hey, Mo-Mo.
How's the sanitation detail going, huh?Copy !req
87. It's great, but we're gonna split.Copy !req
88. These guys from Arizona Tech
are taking us to a kegger at Vasquez Lake.Copy !req
89. What? You met men?
Of the male persuasion?Copy !req
90. Oh, and they're on the swim team.Copy !req
91. - Please hold.
- What's goin' on? What?Copy !req
92. Monique, Doyle and I
just talked it over,Copy !req
93. and we decided you cannot go to that
kegger party with the swimmers, OK?Copy !req
94. - What are you talkin' about?
- Hold on, guys. We're coming.Copy !req
95. Whatever, Bud.Copy !req
96. Doyle, our girls have been seduced
by breaststrokers.Copy !req
97. They bought it!Copy !req
98. - Swimmers!
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
99. Do you know how many diseases
there are in pools?Copy !req
100. - Especially after we swim in them.
- I know.Copy !req
101. I can't believe this! Shaved-down
pool Nazis oiling up our women, man!Copy !req
102. And swimming with them
in an Olympic-size toilet.Copy !req
103. You ever see
the bathing suits they wear?Copy !req
104. Grape smugglers.Copy !req
105. Can you believe those girls?Copy !req
106. I mean, it's not like we're
not into saving the environment.Copy !req
107. All's I know is,
I'm not gonna lose my belovedCopy !req
108. to some steroid-friendly,
web-footed, porpoise-prissy punk!Copy !req
109. Don't worry about it, though. I think
when they see we've gotten off the couch,Copy !req
110. - they're gonna go into seizures.
- You think?Copy !req
111. Total.Copy !req
112. Mm. Check out that mall, man.Copy !req
113. Woah. Must be the grand opening.Copy !req
114. "Bio-Dome".Copy !req
115. - Think that means it goes both ways?
- I don't know, but we do!Copy !req
116. Um... I don't think there's a kegger
at Vasquez Lake, Doyle.Copy !req
117. We've been had, Squirly.Copy !req
118. Makes you proud knowing we got
such crafty girlfriends, though.Copy !req
119. - We're lucky guys.
- Mm-hm. That's for sure.Copy !req
120. - Vasquez Lake?
- More like Vasquez Craphole.Copy !req
121. - There used to be fish here, remember?
- Yes, I do, Doyle.Copy !req
122. A long time ago,
when we were kids, right?Copy !req
123. Leave Bud alone, Mom.Copy !req
124. I'm teaching Bud how to
hold his breath underwater.Copy !req
125. Much better, Bud.
Now let's try for three minutes.Copy !req
126. - Those were the days.
- Yeah, I'll say.Copy !req
127. Hey! Don't leave that there, Stub.Copy !req
128. - Free refills with proof of purchase seal.
- Nice call.Copy !req
129. Tribal!Copy !req
130. - I gotta take a piss.
- Can you cork it?Copy !req
131. - Negatory.
- OK. Let's go at the mall.Copy !req
132. - Welcome to Bio-Dome!
- Welcome to the future!Copy !req
133. Welcome to the place
I'm going to drain my lizard.Copy !req
134. Viva Las Bio-Dome!Copy !req
135. Viva Las Bio-Dome!Copy !req
136. After all our careful planning,Copy !req
137. the many years of meticulous research
and experimentation,Copy !req
138. our dream is finally at hand.Copy !req
139. Viva Las Bio-Dome!Copy !req
140. Viva Las Bio-Dome!Copy !req
141. Rip Van Tinkle-fest.Copy !req
142. Dr Noah Faulkner.Copy !req
143. Thank you. Thank you.
We stand today at the bridge to a futureCopy !req
144. where man and the ecosystem
can live in harmony,Copy !req
145. and make it possible for us not only
to balance our own fragile planet,Copy !req
146. but one day to sustain life
on new worlds far, far away.Copy !req
147. You have entrusted us
with an awesome responsibility.Copy !req
148. Huh, swift, swift, huh, swift, swift...Copy !req
149. - Ho! Ho!
- Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
150. - How can I help you fellas?
- Is it OK if he goes and pees in your mall?Copy !req
151. It didn't occur to him to go at the lake
and he can't cork it.Copy !req
152. - Back off, punks.
- Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
153. Loosen up, bacon boy. Just wanna go in
and take a pee, and then we gotta go.Copy !req
154. - Yo, word up with that, G!
- You girls wanna get physical?Copy !req
155. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
156. - Exhale, Stubbs.
- I kill you.Copy !req
157. Whoa! A little demonite...Copy !req
158. Exhale, Stubbs. Go! Sorry about this.Copy !req
159. Please, I would like
to introduce my team:Copy !req
160. Miss Olivia Biggs, our geologist.Copy !req
161. Mr TC Romulus, our entomologist.Copy !req
162. Miss Petra Von Kant, our oceanographer.Copy !req
163. And Miss Mimi Simkins,
our agriculturalist.Copy !req
164. I can't do it here.
Tiny Elvis has stage fright.Copy !req
165. Just think of the water. Just...
Come on, just let it go. Hurry.Copy !req
166. I can't do it here.Copy !req
167. Hey, come on. Give me your smoke.Copy !req
168. With the cutting of this ribbon, a new era
in science and technology begins.Copy !req
169. - What are you doing?
- Watch.Copy !req
170. Over there on the grassy knoll!
Assassins! Assassins!Copy !req
171. - Holy Kennedy!
- A little secret...Copy !req
172. Section two, code three. 10-4.Copy !req
173. - What kind of mall is this?
- There's no stores, or food courts,Copy !req
174. or toiletries.Copy !req
175. There's gotta be a toiletry
around here somewhere.Copy !req
176. Now look at all the vegetation
for your fertilisation.Copy !req
177. Well, it seems as if someone
was a little eager to celebrate!Copy !req
178. God bless you. I know how you feel.Copy !req
179. I've been waiting for this moment
for a long time.Copy !req
180. Give me the scissors.Copy !req
181. Warning. Warning.Copy !req
182. Warning. Toxins being introduced
in the rain forest.Copy !req
183. Homeostasis is at 99. 1%.Copy !req
184. - Here we go.
- See you in a year.Copy !req
185. Good luck!Copy !req
186. - Are you OK?
- Mm. Pulled a nad.Copy !req
187. Let's get out of this Jurassic Mall,Copy !req
188. find the girls, and take care of
what we need to take care of.Copy !req
189. Look! Look!Copy !req
190. - Get them out of there!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
191. Um, Doyle...Copy !req
192. - I don't think this is a mall.
- Get them out of there!Copy !req
193. - You gotta be kidding me!
- My bug!Copy !req
194. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
195. Here we go. Here we go.Copy !req
196. Mr Leaky, has there been some kind
of security breach? Who are these men?Copy !req
197. Has the Bio-Dome been contaminated?Copy !req
198. No, no. Ladies and gentlemen,
surprise, surprise.Copy !req
199. We are pleased to announce the arrival
of our two special scientists.Copy !req
200. - Beam me up, Stubby.
- Jim! He's a Vulcan!Copy !req
201. This pre-planned addition
to Team Bio-DomeCopy !req
202. is intended to simulate the Chaos Theory
as we encounter it in nature.Copy !req
203. We'll have plenty more information on this
a little later on and I'll get back to you,Copy !req
204. but as you see,
right now we have work to do.Copy !req
205. Work to do!Copy !req
206. Who could be stupid enough
to think Bio-Dome was a mall?Copy !req
207. Bud Maclntosh and Doyle Johnson.Copy !req
208. Generation-X road kill
on the superhighway of progress.Copy !req
209. They're not terrorists,
they're college students from Tucson.Copy !req
210. They really did think it was a mall.Copy !req
211. - Get them out now!
- The doors are sealed for one year.Copy !req
212. I can't open the doors. If I do, the integrity
of all the scientific data is compromised.Copy !req
213. Everything depends
on the precise time frame of one year!Copy !req
214. Screw the time frame!
I have $100 million invested in this,Copy !req
215. and I don't intend to lose it
because two twits from TucsonCopy !req
216. can't tell a mall toilet
from a damned rain forest!Copy !req
217. Squirl, break the ice.Copy !req
218. - Excuse me, Miss. Are you tired?
- I beg your pardon.Copy !req
219. - Are you tired?
- No. Why?Copy !req
220. Cos you've been running
through my mind all day.Copy !req
221. Excuse me, Miss.Copy !req
222. If you were a yoghurt, would you be
fruit at the bottom, or stirred?Copy !req
223. This is your problem. Fix it.Copy !req
224. - Then they have to stay.
- All our preparation was for five people.Copy !req
225. Adding two more
will throw the system off balance.Copy !req
226. Then the system... will adapt.Copy !req
227. - Did it hurt?
- Did what hurt?Copy !req
228. When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?Copy !req
229. Bud! Doyle! Hello!Copy !req
230. I'm Dr Noah Faulkner. You may recognise
me from my Bio-Dome films on television.Copy !req
231. Are you the guy with the spray-on hair?Copy !req
232. Anyway, as I'm sure you already know,Copy !req
233. you have stumbled
into an exciting new world.Copy !req
234. Tell me, have you ever
dreamt of being famous?Copy !req
235. When I was a kid I wanted to be a rock
star cos I could do this with my finger.Copy !req
236. But as I got older I realised
that the corporate rock world sucked.Copy !req
237. And besides, you only knew one song.Copy !req
238. Iron Man, Iron Man,
does whatever an iron canCopy !req
239. - Pancake-flat, like a glove...
- Hold it!Copy !req
240. That's "Spider-Man".
Black Sabbath did "Iron Man".Copy !req
241. Oh, come on!
What, do you think you're so... smart?Copy !req
242. Do you think
you're some rocket scientist?Copy !req
243. - Yes.
- Sorry.Copy !req
244. What do you boys want out of life?Copy !req
245. To die and come back as a leotard.Copy !req
246. Well...Copy !req
247. I may be able to offer you
a springboard to that future.Copy !req
248. - We would like you to stay with us.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, man.Copy !req
249. You guys aren't one of those
freaky clans, are you?Copy !req
250. Dancing naked, you want us
to take off our clothes,Copy !req
251. - and feed us some weird punch?
- No.Copy !req
252. Damn! We almost had it.
It was this close.Copy !req
253. Boys, this is where you'll be staying,
and I want you to feel right at home.Copy !req
254. Wah, wah, wahCopy !req
255. We'd be obliged if we could get
some nice cushy beds with magic fingers.Copy !req
256. Like the ones at the mall that
the big tourists lie in for free.Copy !req
257. They just plop down,
the little kids are around them.Copy !req
258. "Daddy, look at the little thing!"
And it just rolls...Copy !req
259. Ow! Ow! I have a sciatic!Copy !req
260. - Actually, we have no extra beds.
- Can we just get our own mattress?Copy !req
261. - Sorry, no.
- Here, guys.Copy !req
262. - Petra and I can live without this stuff.
- I know it's not much.Copy !req
263. Hey, have you ever been
with a squirrel and a stub?Copy !req
264. For the pillow.Copy !req
265. You lose the pillow! For the blanket.Copy !req
266. You lose the blanket!Copy !req
267. For fun.Copy !req
268. I can't sleep.Copy !req
269. I can't sleep either.Copy !req
270. Let's go find us some beds.Copy !req
271. Get out of here!Copy !req
272. Wake up! Smell the coffee.Copy !req
273. Good morning, and congratulations, all.
We have survived night one.Copy !req
274. Congratulations, Doyle!Copy !req
275. And the best thing is,
homeostasis was maintained all night.Copy !req
276. No!Copy !req
277. No!Copy !req
278. It is bad enough that for the next year
I must share my air, food and waterCopy !req
279. with these... Neanderthals.Copy !req
280. But I will not share
my tools of hygiene!Copy !req
281. Relax! It's sanitised.
I dunked it in Olivia's Scope.Copy !req
282. - Simian!
- Dick!Copy !req
283. Look, you guys are the ones
that wanted us to stay.Copy !req
284. Think back. "Springboard into the future".
We didn't prepare for this voyage.Copy !req
285. We need clean teeth too, all right?
His teeth... Look.Copy !req
286. You are absolutely right.Copy !req
287. You should be brought up to speed.
It is time for a tour.Copy !req
288. Boys. Boys! From here you can see
all the regions of the Bio-Dome:Copy !req
289. The rain forest, the tropical lagoon,
the farm, and the great desert.Copy !req
290. Every effort was made
to duplicate them precisely,Copy !req
291. and all of this is your home now.Copy !req
292. But remember, the survival of this system
is dependent upon homeostasis.Copy !req
293. That means a balance
within an enclosed system itself.Copy !req
294. Faulkner?Copy !req
295. Could we get some binoculars?Copy !req
296. Let's make a rule:Copy !req
297. Everything that you did at home,
you're forbidden to do here.Copy !req
298. Everything?Copy !req
299. Shave poochie-poochie.Copy !req
300. Shave poochie-poochie.Copy !req
301. - Everything.
- OK.Copy !req
302. - All right.
- Don't move.Copy !req
303. - I'll be right back.
- I got a wicked itch on my nads.Copy !req
304. Don't move!Copy !req
305. Bud, I got a wicked itch on my nads.Copy !req
306. Faulkner said don't move.Copy !req
307. I can't take it any more!
I can't take it any more!Copy !req
308. Well, I guess this means
we're our own tour guides.Copy !req
309. All right. Now, everybody,
do not feed the animals, stay together,Copy !req
310. and no flash photography.Copy !req
311. Remember, at Bio-Dome we're dependent
on balancing homos within the system.Copy !req
312. OK. Now, everybody stay with the group.
Follow me. This way.Copy !req
313. Jerk! You shouldn't have hit me so hard.Copy !req
314. No, wait. Come here, come here.Copy !req
315. - Hey! There's no knob here!
- Oh, God. Here we go.Copy !req
316. Olivia, what's with this door?
It's not opening.Copy !req
317. Of course it won't open.
It won't open again for an entire year.Copy !req
318. Nothing comes in, nothing goes out.
Not even air.Copy !req
319. It would take a Sherman tank
to open that door.Copy !req
320. - Hmm... So what you're saying is...
- You can't get out.Copy !req
321. - We're stuck here.
- For 12 months.Copy !req
322. - That's right.
- 12 months?Copy !req
323. - 52 weeks.
- Yes!Copy !req
324. Three hundred and eighty-five days?Copy !req
325. Yes. Yes. Yes!Copy !req
326. So what you're really trying to say is?Copy !req
327. Stubby Squirly tribal!Copy !req
328. I'm a Sherman tank!Copy !req
329. Sherman tank!Copy !req
330. Doyle, Doyle, Doyle of the jungleCopy !req
331. Friend to you and meCopy !req
332. Watch out for that tree!Copy !req
333. Bom bom bom-bom-bom... Where'd you go?Copy !req
334. Where did you come from?Copy !req
335. My mom and the authorities are still
trying to figure that out, but hey.Copy !req
336. - D'you know there's a jungle in here?
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
337. Well, whoever thought of putting a jungle
in Arizona is a pretty smart guy.Copy !req
338. Woah! Barbarella!Copy !req
339. - What are you doin', making smoothies?
- No.Copy !req
340. Nature is about miracles, Bud.Copy !req
341. A goat is a miracle.Copy !req
342. A carrot is a miracle.Copy !req
343. And you're a miracle too, Petri.Copy !req
344. What's up, Doc?Copy !req
345. Why are you putting him
in the rice paddy?Copy !req
346. Tilapia are an integral part
of our food supply.Copy !req
347. - They eat the algae then fertilise the rice.
- So then these... tipatilia,Copy !req
348. they're goin' unh-unh on the rice?Copy !req
349. "Unh-unh"?Copy !req
350. - I mean crappin' on the rice.
- Well, in crude layman's terms, yes.Copy !req
351. Does Uncle Ben know about this?Copy !req
352. So, um... Hey, I know yoga. Look.Copy !req
353. Do it like that. And sometimes
I can lick my back, too. Watch.Copy !req
354. Petra!Copy !req
355. The tide monitor needs attention.Copy !req
356. When I really stretch, I can...Copy !req
357. - Thank you.
- Hey, wait! Don't go anywhere.Copy !req
358. Maybe I'll show you
some other manoeuvres later.Copy !req
359. - Ow! God, my sciatic.
- Squirly, Squirly! You gotta come quick.Copy !req
360. You gotta come see this.Copy !req
361. - Your sciatic? It's bad?
- Hit it!Copy !req
362. Ohh! You should have seen
what she did with a carrot!Copy !req
363. Russell, there's beer cans in the trash in
the kitchen, in the trash in the bathroom,Copy !req
364. and in the trash in the basement.Copy !req
365. - What does that say?
- We're out of beer?Copy !req
366. Mom, please tell your love slaveCopy !req
367. that if he's not part of the solution,
he's part of the problem.Copy !req
368. The only problem I have
is that I've run out of Depends.Copy !req
369. Russell, there is a bathroom
right around the corner.Copy !req
370. I cannot go to the bathroom.
I hurt my bladder rollerblading.Copy !req
371. Hey, look at that. There's that guy Bob
I chased out of here the other day.Copy !req
372. Bud?Copy !req
373. Earth Day to Earth Day.Copy !req
374. - That's a long time to be locked away...
- They're on TV!Copy !req
375. - Can you believe it?
- ... this is Joachim West reporting.Copy !req
376. I told you we were into nurturing
Mother Earth, but you didn't believe us.Copy !req
377. Now you guys are thinking locally,
and we're acting globally!Copy !req
378. - Just get out of there.
- We can't.Copy !req
379. We signed up. We're part of the few.Copy !req
380. - Part of the problem!
- It's an important biological experiment.Copy !req
381. - You'll ruin everything.
- Maybe you're not aware of it,Copy !req
382. but we're a vital part
of the homeosystem.Copy !req
383. Don't you think your couch
is having withdrawals?Copy !req
384. So what are we supposed to do?
Wait a year for you guys to get out?Copy !req
385. Mo-Mo and Porkchop, there comes
a time in life when we must sacrificeCopy !req
386. what is most dear to us
for the greater good of saving the world,Copy !req
387. and now is that time.Copy !req
388. - Is that how you really feel?
- No. This is how I really feel.Copy !req
389. Budly! There's people around.Copy !req
390. I know. I miss you.Copy !req
391. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
392. So I guess this is goodbye.Copy !req
393. I guess.Copy !req
394. Attention. Dinner is served.Copy !req
395. Well... We gotta go. Bye.Copy !req
396. Bye.Copy !req
397. Day one in the books.Copy !req
398. Cheers, mate.Copy !req
399. - What's with this Kibble?
- Are you guys trying to poison us?Copy !req
400. - You don't like soy casserole?
- It tastes like it came out of Romulus.Copy !req
401. Maybe it did.Copy !req
402. Soy is our principal source of protein.
You'll learn to love it.Copy !req
403. Could you at least make it taste
like chicken? A bouillon base, paprika...Copy !req
404. Spice it up a little? Otherwise
I'm gonna shrivel up like a supermodel.Copy !req
405. - I am so fat!
- No, you're not.Copy !req
406. - Nobody likes me.
- You're beautiful.Copy !req
407. - People didn't like me in high school.
- Everybody loves you.Copy !req
408. Oh, thank you! You're so sweet, Naomi.Copy !req
409. Avez-vous une cigarette?Copy !req
410. Squirly, are you asleep, man?Copy !req
411. Squirl!Copy !req
412. Are you sleepin'?Copy !req
413. - What'd you have to hit me for?
- I can't sleep.Copy !req
414. Oh...Copy !req
415. Hey, just think back
to those sleepovers we used to have.Copy !req
416. If you think back,
then maybe you'll be able to sleep.Copy !req
417. - OK.
- OK.Copy !req
418. What's up, buddy? Cos I'm the weasel.Copy !req
419. OK, my turn.Copy !req
420. Peanut butter and jelly with bacon.
That's easy.Copy !req
421. Good call, man! Keep on cruisin'.
Keep on goin'.Copy !req
422. Keep on goin' down the line.Copy !req
423. Mixed green salad with 1000...
blue cheese dressing.Copy !req
424. Rad, dude! That was fully major.
Your beaker always knows, buddy.Copy !req
425. Keep on cruisin'. Come on, buddy.
It's OK. Keep on cruisin'.Copy !req
426. Wait. It's over here now.Copy !req
427. Yo, Mone. Check it out. Your friends
Bob and Darryl are gettin' tail.Copy !req
428. - Assholes!
- If I were you, Mone,Copy !req
429. I'd go out and hump for the next year.Copy !req
430. If I were you, Russ,Copy !req
431. I'd have my mouth full of shotgun
with my toe on the trigger.Copy !req
432. It's frightening how much you want me.Copy !req
433. Stubby! "Thriving on Chaos"!Copy !req
434. Those'll sell better
than Iron Maiden merch.Copy !req
435. Let's hope so. I just want
you gentlemen to rememberCopy !req
436. how important you are
to this whole experiment.Copy !req
437. Feel free to contribute. You are
an integral part of the Bio-Dome system.Copy !req
438. Um... Since you put it that way,Copy !req
439. we were thinking of you producing
maybe environmental condoms,Copy !req
440. so when you... rip the packet,
it's automatic sap lubrication.Copy !req
441. No chalk on the bark. And then
when you're pollinating your flower...Copy !req
442. Slide, slide, slipperty-slide.
Just smooth.Copy !req
443. - Right in.
- And the Bud and Doyle action figures.Copy !req
444. - Action figures.
- Anatomically correct, of course.Copy !req
445. And last but not least,
1-900-Copy !req
446. Watch this.Copy !req
447. - Hi, I'm Doyle.
- And I'm Bud.Copy !req
448. And when we're not out
saving the environment,Copy !req
449. we're thinking of you, naked,
thigh-deep in tofu.Copy !req
450. You likey, Leaky?Copy !req
451. Our home is the Garden of Eden!Copy !req
452. More like the Garden of Boredom,
and I'm chairman of the bored.Copy !req
453. Come on, Stub. We can have our own fun.Copy !req
454. Remember the time the Magnavox
went out? What did we do?Copy !req
455. Fly, Mary Poppins!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Copy !req
456. Can we do it again, Squirly?Copy !req
457. - Those were the days.
- Cheer up, buckaroo.Copy !req
458. Just cos we're stuck in a bubble
doesn't mean we can't cause any trouble.Copy !req
459. We're the everlasting forceCopy !req
460. of Squirly!Copy !req
461. Stubby!Copy !req
462. You ready? Hut one, hut two,
hut, hut, hike!Copy !req
463. - Let me through!
- No!Copy !req
464. - Come on, let me through.
- No!Copy !req
465. - Neon Deion!
- No fair!Copy !req
466. - No fair! Personal foul!
- You want some of me?Copy !req
467. I told you
you shouldn't have had some of me.Copy !req
468. Squirly!Copy !req
469. Fish on the play!Copy !req
470. My proposal
is that we plant these seeds.Copy !req
471. And I know you're thinkin'
"Illegal! Illegal!"Copy !req
472. But the value of purple sticky punge
goes way beyond just tokin' it.Copy !req
473. - Ain't that right, Professor Johnson?
- That's correct, Professor Maclntosh.Copy !req
474. "Purple sticky punge, or hemp,
is an excellent source of paper."Copy !req
475. "It makes a fine rope."Copy !req
476. "It can even make
a contaminant-free fuel."Copy !req
477. "But the greatest value to us Bio-Domers
is its rapid rate of photosyninthesis,Copy !req
478. which means more oxygen for everyone."Copy !req
479. On three... Three!Copy !req
480. Cannonball!Copy !req
481. - There you go, Mr Bloom.
- Thanks, girls.Copy !req
482. Tell Bud and Doyle
I'm writin' a song about them, OK?Copy !req
483. Cool!Copy !req
484. - Mone!
- Oh, God.Copy !req
485. Check it out. This is the event
you've been waiting for.Copy !req
486. The Annual at Arizona Tech, a three-day
blowout to benefit the rain forest.Copy !req
487. There's gonna be, like, seminars
and lectures, and kegs and dudes galore.Copy !req
488. - Monique, we cannot go to this.
- Why not, pray tell?Copy !req
489. - Do the names Bud and Doyle ring a bell?
- A year's a long time to wait.Copy !req
490. - Do you know how old we'll be in a year?
- Old.Copy !req
491. - Real old.
- As in not spring chickens, over the hill...Copy !req
492. OK, OK, OK!Copy !req
493. Plus, did you see the pictures
of the chicks they're in there with?Copy !req
494. - They're hot.
- So? I trust Doyle.Copy !req
495. Listen, I love Bud
just as much as you love Doyle.Copy !req
496. But we gotta start thinking
about ourselves. They are.Copy !req
497. Oh... OK.Copy !req
498. - Now, pay attention, Soave Bolla.
- You're king, I'm peasant.Copy !req
499. Good afternoon, Petri dish.Copy !req
500. May-may.Copy !req
501. Perhaps you'd like to join us
for a little apéritif on the ridge.Copy !req
502. Allow me to present...
Chateau Squirly Stub.Copy !req
503. It's a bit plucky, a bit fruity perhaps,Copy !req
504. but it'll satisfy your palate,
especially with a big piece of pork.Copy !req
505. So that's what happened
to our fruit harvest?Copy !req
506. You're incorrigible.Copy !req
507. - I think they're into us.
- In a huge way.Copy !req
508. Mini tribal.Copy !req
509. - Marco!
- Cholo!Copy !req
510. - Marco!
- Cholo!Copy !req
511. Look. Biodegradable pineapple.Copy !req
512. Olivia, Romuli. Why don't you guys
join us for a little soak?Copy !req
513. That's not for bathing.
This is the artificial rain generator.Copy !req
514. Whoo! It just got a little warmer.Copy !req
515. - There's nothing artificial about that.
- A little acid rain.Copy !req
516. They dominate a number of pivotal
processes occurring in the soil,Copy !req
517. and that's what makes this so exciting.Copy !req
518. Ladies and gentlemen,
here are Bud and Doyle.Copy !req
519. Doyle! What's the hot gossip
on the inside?Copy !req
520. I can't make any comment at this time,Copy !req
521. but all I know is, if I see one more
massive orgy, I'm movin' to Tibet.Copy !req
522. And Faulkner? Quit hogging the KY!Copy !req
523. Thirty-one,Copy !req
524. forty-two, sixty-nine,Copy !req
525. seventy-four...Copy !req
526. A hundred... a thousand!Copy !req
527. Here I come!Copy !req
528. Rombo! You gotta hide me.Copy !req
529. Not in here! You'll upset my bugs.Copy !req
530. Look out! It's...Copy !req
531. May I help you?Copy !req
532. - What are these guys?
- Well...Copy !req
533. They're two of the rarest
lepidoptera in the world.Copy !req
534. Leppard?
Didn't their drummer lose an arm?Copy !req
535. No. They're butterflies
from the Brazilian rain forest.Copy !req
536. So are you tryin'
to get 'em to start porking?Copy !req
537. Actually, yes. In nature, the chances
of these two finding each other,Copy !req
538. or "porking",Copy !req
539. are very remote.Copy !req
540. We hope to breed thousands here.Copy !req
541. Easy, Rombo.Copy !req
542. - Got ya!
- You gotta take me first!Copy !req
543. Mothra! Come back, Mothra!
Please come back, Mothra!Copy !req
544. Lepidoptera!Copy !req
545. - Monique, should we be doing this?
- Yes!Copy !req
546. Jen, we are not doing anything wrong.
Besides, it's to save the rain forest.Copy !req
547. - Denise.
- Roach.Copy !req
548. One word: Raid.Copy !req
549. Hey, man.Copy !req
550. She thinks she's cool cos she hangs out
with Bud and Doyle's girlfriends.Copy !req
551. - She digs me, though.
- Are those Bud and Doyle's girlfriends?Copy !req
552. - Yeah.
- Put that back.Copy !req
553. Excuse me. Are you guys
done with those beers?Copy !req
554. Thanks, but we're having
too much fun sober.Copy !req
555. We were just going around
trying to collect empties and recycle 'em.Copy !req
556. - Oh! Well, here, take this.
- Take mine.Copy !req
557. - There's a lot of waste at these parties.
- That's awfully noble of you.Copy !req
558. It's just what we're compelled to do.Copy !req
559. We're having a fête to save the rain forest.
If you guys'd like to show your support...Copy !req
560. - It's not gonna be like this, is it?
- Not at all.Copy !req
561. - It's gonna be decent.
- It's at the quad.Copy !req
562. OK, we'll be there.
We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks.Copy !req
563. Noah, it's been a nonstop moronathon,Copy !req
564. and I did not dedicate my life to science
to baby-sit a couple of baboons.Copy !req
565. They eat like savages. At the rate
they're going, we'll run out of foodstuffs.Copy !req
566. They're going to ruin everything.Copy !req
567. Sliced it!Copy !req
568. Damn it, Billy.
Damn it, damn it, damn it.Copy !req
569. How am I supposed to hit a double birdie
with my bogey billy with a shower iron?Copy !req
570. You're embarrassing me
in front of my friends!Copy !req
571. - Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.
- Come on, Billy.Copy !req
572. Anatomically correct.Copy !req
573. Are you sure this flypaper's gonna work?Copy !req
574. Positive. It's really sticky. My dad
used it to line my playpen all the time.Copy !req
575. So you must have been stuck
in this position a lot.Copy !req
576. Help, Daddy! Please, get me down!
I wet my Huggies! Nobody loves me!Copy !req
577. OK! I'll shut up!Copy !req
578. CD-ROM! You gotta come with us quick.
We got a big surprise for ya.Copy !req
579. You've been diagnosed with Ebola,
and you're about to bleed out?Copy !req
580. No... Doyle's got a boner
and he wants to put it in your ear.Copy !req
581. No, there's a really big surprise.
We want you to come with us, please.Copy !req
582. If it's about Faulkner's third nipple,
don't bother. I know that.Copy !req
583. - Faulkner's got three nipples?
- Yeah.Copy !req
584. - Cool. Come on.
- Come on, let's go. Hurry.Copy !req
585. Rommy, we felt pretty awful
when we let all your bugs out.Copy !req
586. We promised we wouldn't get a wink
of sleep until we brought back every bug.Copy !req
587. You mean you found my bugs?Copy !req
588. Look!Copy !req
589. - Giant flypaper!
- I think we got all the little 'squitos,Copy !req
590. but there's still
a couple flapping right there.Copy !req
591. No! The horror! The pain!Copy !req
592. Come on!Copy !req
593. We're sorry!Copy !req
594. What I wouldn't do
for just a Big Mac right now.Copy !req
595. Dude! Don't even say that word.Copy !req
596. Two all-beef patties, special sauce,
lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, boy!Copy !req
597. On a sesame-seed bun.Copy !req
598. Bladder buster, no ice...Copy !req
599. - Breakfast burrito.
- I can't take it any more!Copy !req
600. I gotta get outta here.Copy !req
601. We should just relax a little before
Chaulkner chills out, don't you think?Copy !req
602. What's he gonna do? Expel us?Copy !req
603. You're right, Stub. You're right.
We own this place.Copy !req
604. - The whole world!
- The whole world.Copy !req
605. Hey. OK, turn into a table.Copy !req
606. Uppity-up. OK, you're pretty steady
on all fours. Get me up.Copy !req
607. Right down here.Copy !req
608. - Are you sure?
- Look, I can tell it.Copy !req
609. My beak has got a hunch,
like a Doberman pinscher.Copy !req
610. OK, the coast is clear.Copy !req
611. Stop... OK. Come down.Copy !req
612. - This is it. Open it up.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
613. - Bring it down.
- All right.Copy !req
614. Come on. Be careful.Copy !req
615. This is the one. I know
there's food in there. I can feel it.Copy !req
616. I can feel the aroma.Copy !req
617. - Ohh!
- Hey, Squirl?Copy !req
618. If we blow up,
it's been nice knowin' you, OK?Copy !req
619. OK. Open it.Copy !req
620. Right?Copy !req
621. Didn't I tell you? Huh?
Who's the master? Who's the king?Copy !req
622. - Squirly!
- Who's the shrewdest?Copy !req
623. Let's eat!Copy !req
624. We have Chippies, we have Chippies,
we got lots of stuff to eatCopy !req
625. - Is that laughing gas?
- No way.Copy !req
626. Turn it on.Copy !req
627. Let me try it, let me try it. Let go.Copy !req
628. Dennis Hopper, Blue Velvet.
"Oh, I'm slutty! Oh, I'm slutty!"Copy !req
629. I don't feel anything. You?Copy !req
630. Me neither. You?Copy !req
631. Nothin'.Copy !req
632. It's raining, it's pouring,
the old man is snoringCopy !req
633. I gotta have Spam.
I feel like a duck-billed platypus.Copy !req
634. Goin' halves?Copy !req
635. Perfect... Squirly!Copy !req
636. Anything?Copy !req
637. I didn't feel anything. Nothing!Copy !req
638. Nitrous oxide? Are you crazy?Copy !req
639. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
640. - The desert? But we'll starve.
- Not necessarily.Copy !req
641. It is life on a taut tensile line, but
the desert is an integral part of nature.Copy !req
642. Unbelievable. So this is how
it's gonna be? Vamos. Get outta here.Copy !req
643. You guys go your thing,
and we go, go, go our thing?Copy !req
644. Yes. The idea being that
while we are here, you are there.Copy !req
645. Like we even want to hang with you guys
anyways any more, OK?Copy !req
646. We're gonna go start our own Bio-Dome.Copy !req
647. One with a dome within a dome.
So don't come knockin' on our door!Copy !req
648. D'you understand?
All we need are two helpers.Copy !req
649. So, girls, come with us, cos as you know,
girls are an integral part of nature too.Copy !req
650. Come on.Copy !req
651. We still got each other, Squirl.Copy !req
652. You won't have to eat any more
of that food. Don't worry.Copy !req
653. - Petri... Romu...
- Girls, don't do this.Copy !req
654. Girls? I can't see you.Copy !req
655. - I'm so hungry.
- We gotta get outta here.Copy !req
656. We gotta get outta here.Copy !req
657. Bud? I don't wanna have to eat you.Copy !req
658. I don't want you to eat me either.Copy !req
659. Squirl, the Grim Reaper
is breathing down our necks.Copy !req
660. It's not lookin' too good.Copy !req
661. There's something I have to
get off my chest before we die.Copy !req
662. Remember that really cute little teeny tiny
turtle you had when we were growin' upCopy !req
663. that disappeared and they put
your kitty-cat to sleep for eating him?Copy !req
664. What really happened was
that I stepped on himCopy !req
665. then flushed him down the toilet
and let the cat take the rap.Copy !req
666. - Frisky?
- He went down like a champ, Squirl.Copy !req
667. Remember your uncle divorced your aunt
for sleeping with that flamingo dancer?Copy !req
668. Her children disowned her,
the church shunned her,Copy !req
669. she started a drinking binge?Copy !req
670. That flamingo dancer's outfit
he found was mine.Copy !req
671. My mom was trying to make me
take lessons to impress the neighbours.Copy !req
672. So I took the outfit, I hid it in
Aunt Flo's bedroom, I said I got mugged.Copy !req
673. Aunt Flo's insane now.Copy !req
674. Yeah, but she has her independence.Copy !req
675. Remember the great fire of 1979
that supposedly started in your garageCopy !req
676. when that chipmunk ingested fertiliser
then fell onto a can of kerosene,Copy !req
677. instantly turning him into a fluffy
little Molotov cocktail that set ablaze,Copy !req
678. levelling the whole neighbourhood
west of Newton's hardware store?Copy !req
679. You started that fire?Copy !req
680. No. But that was pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
681. - Noah?
- Can we talk to you?Copy !req
682. Yes.Copy !req
683. We're concerned about Bud and Doyle.
We think they've been there long enough.Copy !req
684. - Do you?
- Yes. We can't just leave them there.Copy !req
685. - They can't survive.
- It would be murder.Copy !req
686. No... It's progress.Copy !req
687. We're culling the herd.Copy !req
688. They are a symbol of everything
that is wrong with this world.Copy !req
689. They don't care. They don't matter.Copy !req
690. Doyle? There's a tasty dactyl.Copy !req
691. Got him, Squirl.Copy !req
692. I wanna eat you.Copy !req
693. I wanna eat it with the frog leg.Copy !req
694. Squirl, wait! Wait!Copy !req
695. A key!Copy !req
696. No way.Copy !req
697. Parking tickets?Copy !req
698. No!Copy !req
699. - What am I gonna do?
- After all we've done...Copy !req
700. - Oh, my... A boot!
- I can't believe it!Copy !req
701. I can't believe they would put a boot
on a Bio-Dome scientist's car!Copy !req
702. It's not like we didn't try
and help the ecological system.Copy !req
703. Aw, don't cry, Doyle. It's OK.Copy !req
704. Come on. We'll get you some food.
A little bladder buster?Copy !req
705. Hey, coach! Pizza!Copy !req
706. Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
707. Here are the pizzas. The bladder buster's
free cos I couldn't find the damn place.Copy !req
708. Russell?Copy !req
709. - Bob!
- How'd you get a job?Copy !req
710. - Fucking President Clinton.
- You had sex with President Clinton?Copy !req
711. That's really cool.
So, how's my juicy treat?Copy !req
712. She and that other bimbo,
they picked up two guys at Arizona Tech.Copy !req
713. They're having a party
to save the environment.Copy !req
714. - You owe me $57.50, plus a tip.
- What does "in the flesh" mean?Copy !req
715. I don't know, but I think
it has something to do with tassels.Copy !req
716. - You gotta take us to this party!
- Right now!Copy !req
717. I got pies to deliver.
Get off the goddamn car!Copy !req
718. Russell!Copy !req
719. Can you believe this? The whole
ATU campus is probably being overrunCopy !req
720. by some touchy-feely
save-the-environment mania,Copy !req
721. - and guess who's right in the middle of it?
- Our chicks.Copy !req
722. They're probably swapping Mark Spitz
with those grape smugglers!Copy !req
723. No preppy blowhard steals my chick
without a fight. First Frisky, now this.Copy !req
724. - All I know is, someone's goin' down!
- Hey, hey! Put the gun away, Stub.Copy !req
725. Put the gun away. Evil's not a good thing
right now. Just relax. Exhale.Copy !req
726. All we gotta do, bro,
is out-party the partyers.Copy !req
727. Bring the mountain to Mohammed.Copy !req
728. Throw a bigger, badder bash
than any college would ever allow,Copy !req
729. show the girls that we care
about the environment too.Copy !req
730. - Do we?
- No.Copy !req
731. Where are we gonna throw this party?Copy !req
732. Viva Las Bio-Dome!Copy !req
733. - Cornucopy-A, Roach here.
- Roach! It's me, Bud.Copy !req
734. Thanks for blowin' me off
on my birthday, nature boy.Copy !req
735. I guess now you're Mr Scientist you don't
have time for your bourgeois friends.Copy !req
736. Don't bourgeois-shwourgeois me, OK?
We've been stuck in a bubble.Copy !req
737. You gotta do me a favour. Remember last
year when we had that freaked-out festivalCopy !req
738. and I made you my little buddy and you
went and passed out... Give me the drink!Copy !req
739. and I made you pass out fliers?Copy !req
740. I need you to do the same thing,
but this time... Whoo!Copy !req
741. OK.Copy !req
742. OK, everybody turn!Copy !req
743. Can someone explain how drinking beer
and playing Hacky SackCopy !req
744. - can help improve the environment?
- It's all about raising consciousness.Copy !req
745. You just can't stand up
and preach about it.Copy !req
746. Let me, uh,
open up your chakras, Monique.Copy !req
747. - No, thanks, Siddhartha.
- The fifth need is to save some treesCopy !req
748. We just wanna save some treesCopy !req
749. Don't say we didn't save
some friggin' treesCopy !req
750. Party at Bio-Dome? All right, let's go!Copy !req
751. Bud and Doyle are having
a party at the Bio-Dome?Copy !req
752. - That's crazy. What are they thinking?
- How?Copy !req
753. - Wait a minute. What about our party?
- I'm going to Bio-Dome.Copy !req
754. Thanks for the back rub.Copy !req
755. Maybe they're having a lecture
in the parking lot.Copy !req
756. Wouldn't it be cool
if they had those huge TV setupsCopy !req
757. - so we could see what's going on inside?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
758. - Moths?
- Noctuidae principalis.Copy !req
759. - We don't have them here.
- Something is happening.Copy !req
760. All hell is breaking loose.Copy !req
761. And her money's greenCopy !req
762. She's a tease like a social diseaseCopy !req
763. But she's still so close to my reachCopy !req
764. If I call, if I call at allCopy !req
765. Any time at allCopy !req
766. Any time at allCopy !req
767. Any time at allCopy !req
768. Any time at allCopy !req
769. Jackknife!Copy !req
770. Are you guys in a band?Copy !req
771. We're the Bio-Dome Five.Copy !req
772. Which one's Tito?Copy !req
773. - He's a whore
- Do anything for moneyCopy !req
774. He's a whore...Copy !req
775. There is no law now.Copy !req
776. - He's a whore
- And the stories I could tell...Copy !req
777. Look out!Copy !req
778. - Oh, my God!
- They're going inside?Copy !req
779. - I'm a whore
- Do anything for moneyCopy !req
780. - I'm a whore
- So the story goesCopy !req
781. Monique. Jen.Copy !req
782. - Buena notte.
- Where are they?Copy !req
783. - Bud and Doyle?
- No.Copy !req
784. - Here you are. Half-price.
- Yeah, right!Copy !req
785. Fine! Be that way, snivellers!Copy !req
786. Oh my...Copy !req
787. This can't be.Copy !req
788. En garde!Copy !req
789. - What are you doing?
- We're partying.Copy !req
790. You're thrashing this place,
you phonies!Copy !req
791. You're thrashing the place,
you phonies! So?Copy !req
792. - Don't you care about the environment?
- No. We just wanna get laid.Copy !req
793. Hell, I'd strangle a dolphin
to get into her pants.Copy !req
794. Bud and Doyle! Bud and Doyle!Copy !req
795. Hey, everybody! Welcome to the party!Copy !req
796. - I could get used to this, Squirly.
- It was just a matter of time.Copy !req
797. Monique, Jen! Welcome to paradise!Copy !req
798. Ladies! So good of you to come. Join us!Copy !req
799. My queen, this is your kingdom.
And now we're all acting globally!Copy !req
800. Bud! Bud, stop this.Copy !req
801. - Stop what?
- This!Copy !req
802. Doyle, this place is being destroyed!Copy !req
803. We thought you guys wanted
a big environmental party.Copy !req
804. You assholes!
Don't you care about anything?Copy !req
805. Bud, you're killing the Bio-Dome.Copy !req
806. - Monique.
- Jen.Copy !req
807. You shouldn't be doing this.
This is our mess.Copy !req
808. Yeah, this is our problem.Copy !req
809. Don't touch me!Copy !req
810. Stop! Come on, you guys!
You're making us feel worse.Copy !req
811. - Good.
- Do you even realise what you've done?Copy !req
812. You're scum.Copy !req
813. Do you know how embarrassed I am
that I even know you?Copy !req
814. - We're sorry.
- We didn't think.Copy !req
815. - That's the problem. You never think.
- About anything.Copy !req
816. Wait. Monique, stop.Copy !req
817. - Could we call you later?
- Bud, this isn't a joke.Copy !req
818. I never wanna see you again.Copy !req
819. - Jen?
- I don't know you.Copy !req
820. I'm Doyle Johnson. You've seen me naked!Copy !req
821. Faulkner's gone. He disappeared.Copy !req
822. All we found were these.Copy !req
823. They look like they've been chewed
through by a rat.Copy !req
824. First rat to desert a sinking ship.Copy !req
825. Romulus.
I should have left you in charge.Copy !req
826. Well... maybe not.Copy !req
827. Mr Leaky, the damage is devastating.Copy !req
828. The toxins are way off the scale, and the
pH is acidic enough to digest a battery.Copy !req
829. It took years to build this world,Copy !req
830. and you geniuses
took only one month to destroy it!Copy !req
831. God couldn't work at such a fast pace.Copy !req
832. I haven't seen devastation
of this magnitudeCopy !req
833. since the Great Chipmunk Fire of '79.Copy !req
834. Go home! It's over.Copy !req
835. We made Vasquez Lake.Copy !req
836. - We've gotta fix it.
- We gotta.Copy !req
837. - Where are you guys headed?
- Out.Copy !req
838. Wait. You can't leave.Copy !req
839. - We're gonna need your help.
- For what?Copy !req
840. - To clean this place up.
- There's no point in staying.Copy !req
841. - The ecosystem is dead.
- It's not. It's just thrashed.Copy !req
842. The aim was life in a sealed environment
without contact from the outside world.Copy !req
843. The entire experiment
has been compromised.Copy !req
844. Wait!Copy !req
845. Screw the experiment!Copy !req
846. No one leaves!Copy !req
847. Now, listen. We're taking over this dome.
And you guys are gonna help us fix it.Copy !req
848. Do you have any idea how impossible
it would be to make this place habitable?Copy !req
849. Impossible's my nom de plum.Copy !req
850. You guys have spent your whole lives
trying to make the world a better place.Copy !req
851. Well, here's your chance.
Only it's not perfect.Copy !req
852. It's like it is out there.Copy !req
853. Come on, guys.
We gotta save the Bio-Dome.Copy !req
854. I've never quit anything in my whole life
except Chinese calligraphy,Copy !req
855. my thesis "Tuna And You:
The Early Years", kangaroo anatomy,Copy !req
856. toe photography,
booger sculpture, masturbation...Copy !req
857. Well, maybe not masturbation. But give
me a break. It's the only thing I'm good at.Copy !req
858. You are very good at it, Stub.
Very good.Copy !req
859. So come on! Who's a quitter?Copy !req
860. In five seconds, I'm gonna swallow
this key, so if you wanna leave,Copy !req
861. you'd better do it now.Copy !req
862. Count it, Squirl.Copy !req
863. One...Copy !req
864. two...Copy !req
865. I'll do it.Copy !req
866. three...Copy !req
867. four...Copy !req
868. Wait, wait, wait. I don't wanna get
locked in. Just wait one second, please.Copy !req
869. Let me get outta here. Open the door.Copy !req
870. Thank you, Bob.
Nice to see you again, Darryl.Copy !req
871. Last chance.Copy !req
872. Five.Copy !req
873. - Dick!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
874. - Oh, my God! You did it!
- We're all gonna die!Copy !req
875. Grouse mate for life,
year after year after year.Copy !req
876. They travel thousands of miles
to reunite and mate.Copy !req
877. - We were watching that.
- I'll put it back.Copy !req
878. I wanna see if the sniper
killed the clown.Copy !req
879. If we slow it down, we can see
the bullets enter and exit Buttercup.Copy !req
880. - Eeuw!
- Gross!Copy !req
881. Back, and to the left.Copy !req
882. Back, and to the left.Copy !req
883. A clown...Copy !req
884. Elsewhere, the infamous Bio-Dome
is back in the news.Copy !req
885. A standoff has developed
between scientists still insideCopy !req
886. and project investors.Copy !req
887. Our Joachim West is live at the scene.Copy !req
888. The scientists are refusing to leave
the world they destroyed.Copy !req
889. - Bud and Doyle, I love you!
- A standoff?Copy !req
890. There's Mr Leaky,
the project's principal investor.Copy !req
891. I studied chemistry in Sweden!Copy !req
892. All I can say right now
is that we're still negotiating.Copy !req
893. We're trying to keep them aware of the
dangerously low level of oxygen inside.Copy !req
894. That's all for now.Copy !req
895. Homeostasis is 1% of normal.Copy !req
896. Animal life will terminate in 14 days.Copy !req
897. - 14 days. That's almost two weeks.
- I don't see how it can be done.Copy !req
898. Plant life must be revived
in order to produce oxygen for survival.Copy !req
899. Bingo! Revive plant life!Copy !req
900. Now the plants will get that island tan.
Photosynthesise, planties.Copy !req
901. Hopefully it'll also produce what
Doyle and I call "the beer-can effect".Copy !req
902. Heat inside stimulates condensation,
like the outside of a cold brew.Copy !req
903. That should increase the moisture
inside here and bring on a downpour.Copy !req
904. It'll work. All we gotta do
is filter the air.Copy !req
905. Light bulb!Copy !req
906. Makin' a filter, makin' a filterCopy !req
907. Makin' a filterCopy !req
908. Don't worry, Stub. Olivia said
we could just use wet bedsheets.Copy !req
909. - What about all these butts?
- At least you collected 'em.Copy !req
910. Do you know how many laws you've broken?Copy !req
911. How many?Copy !req
912. Bud? Doyle?
Where's the key to the back door?Copy !req
913. - Doyle's got it.
- Thank God!Copy !req
914. - Doyle, give me the key.
- Give the man the key.Copy !req
915. - Are you sure?
- Give him the key.Copy !req
916. OK.Copy !req
917. Push!Copy !req
918. He needs a cup of Joe to let it flow!Copy !req
919. Leaky!Copy !req
920. - Reach on up in there and get it!
- But make sure you take off your watch!Copy !req
921. No, I was the last one out. And Bob,
the last words he said to me wereCopy !req
922. "If I go, man, you take the torch.
You save the planet." And I'm, like, wild.Copy !req
923. - Excuse me.
- Monique!Copy !req
924. - I see Mom let you off your leash.
- Make way.Copy !req
925. Bud and Doyle refuse to speak
to anyone but you.Copy !req
926. You would be doing the world
and posterity a great favourCopy !req
927. if you could convince them both
to give up this foolish quest.Copy !req
928. Hi, guys.Copy !req
929. So...Copy !req
930. So when are you guys gonna come out?Copy !req
931. Earth Day. You guys still mad at us?Copy !req
932. - Is that what this is all about?
- This isn't one of our pranks, Monique.Copy !req
933. - We're for real.
- You're really for real?Copy !req
934. - We think about you guys all the time.
- We miss you, too.Copy !req
935. You've come a long way, Bud.Copy !req
936. Thanks. That really helped a lot.Copy !req
937. I've used this technique
in many siege situations.Copy !req
938. It's pure torture.
This'll definitely drive them out.Copy !req
939. You're the expert.Copy !req
940. We can dance if we want toCopy !req
941. We can leave your friends behindCopy !req
942. Cos your friends don't dance
and if they don't dance...Copy !req
943. Good boy, Billy. Good boy.Copy !req
944. Romulus! Your popalopedos are porking!Copy !req
945. - Excellent tree bark, y'all.
- Mm. Tastes just like chicken.Copy !req
946. Here you go, friend.Copy !req
947. 48 per cent of normal! Whoo!Copy !req
948. It's really like I have
two sons, Doyle and Bud.Copy !req
949. And you can act real rude and totally
removed and I can act like an imbecile...Copy !req
950. I have one from L'Institut de Nature
in Strasbourg.Copy !req
951. They want Bud and Doyle
to stockpile their sperm bank.Copy !req
952. Bladder Buster want the boys to endorse
their new drink, the Colonic Cannon.Copy !req
953. You're not gonna believe
who this one's from, Mr Leaky.Copy !req
954. "Viva Las Bio-Dome".Copy !req
955. Take the right leg, throw it up, push it
to your chest, and then bam, behind there.Copy !req
956. we could grow
a whole new crop of tomatoes.Copy !req
957. Trick or treat!Copy !req
958. What? You don't have any candy?Copy !req
959. Oh, look at you! Look at you!Copy !req
960. And what's your little name?Copy !req
961. "Purple sticky punge".Copy !req
962. You're gonna make someone really happy.Copy !req
963. Checkin' Santa's list
to see who's been naughty or nice!Copy !req
964. Bud and Doyle! Bud and Doyle!Copy !req
965. Happy New Year!Copy !req
966. We can dance, we can danceCopy !req
967. Everybody's takin' the chanceCopy !req
968. With the safety dance...Copy !req
969. Crunchy soy patty...
with lactose-free cheese?Copy !req
970. I need a few minutes. I need a fuse...Copy !req
971. Ionised chlorophyll dilineate
with red dye number two?Copy !req
972. Yeah! Keep going!Copy !req
973. - Senseless vandalism.
- Do you think it's really Faulkner?Copy !req
974. Whoever was in this closet
knew what they were looking for.Copy !req
975. I'll tell him we're sorry
and that we'll try to make up for it.Copy !req
976. We should get him back here involved.
We could use another genius.Copy !req
977. - I don't think that's a very good idea.
- If he wanted to talk, he'd come to us.Copy !req
978. What do you think
he's been doing all this time?Copy !req
979. I am God.Copy !req
980. I'm God.Copy !req
981. No... I am God.Copy !req
982. I am God.Copy !req
983. All is quiet as the Domers
spend their last days inside,Copy !req
984. trying to reach homeostasis.
This is Joachim West reporting.Copy !req
985. - It's gonna be a blast.
- A three-day rally to boycott fur.Copy !req
986. - Start with the fur on your back, homos.
- Sapiens!Copy !req
987. That was good.Copy !req
988. No... I am God.Copy !req
989. Homeostasis is at 98%.Copy !req
990. We're close.
It's gonna come down to the wire.Copy !req
991. Only ten hours left.Copy !req
992. - If only we had another day.
- Or another 24 hours.Copy !req
993. - Ladies.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
994. We just, um... wanted to say
thanks for everything.Copy !req
995. We thought you were brain-damaged
or something, but we were wrong.Copy !req
996. - You're very special.
- You mean, like,Copy !req
997. special like riding on
a little yellow bus to school special?Copy !req
998. Very special.Copy !req
999. And I've been thinking
about that yoghurt thing.Copy !req
1000. Fruit at the bottom,
waiting to be stirred.Copy !req
1001. I know a guy who's tough but sweetCopy !req
1002. He's so fine he can't be beatCopy !req
1003. He's got everything that I desireCopy !req
1004. Sets the summer sun on fire...Copy !req
1005. Wait. I have a girlfriend.Copy !req
1006. I want candyCopy !req
1007. Doyle! Doyle!Copy !req
1008. I want candyCopy !req
1009. Doyle!Copy !req
1010. Excuse me, please.Copy !req
1011. We're sorry. It's just... we have girlfriends
outside the dome. But you are just...Copy !req
1012. - Good night, Squirly.
- Good night, Doyle.Copy !req
1013. Wait... wait...Copy !req
1014. That might have been the smartest
or the dumbest thing we've ever done.Copy !req
1015. Probably both.Copy !req
1016. What's that? That noise?Copy !req
1017. - What?
- Do you hear that?Copy !req
1018. - What is it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1019. Wow! Check out
Faulkner's secret-hatch action.Copy !req
1020. - Cool.
- Yeah. How James Bond-ish.Copy !req
1021. Hurry up.Copy !req
1022. - Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Hurry up.Copy !req
1023. Come on, Stub.Copy !req
1024. What is that?Copy !req
1025. Ahoy, Noah!Copy !req
1026. - Matey!
- Oh... Hi.Copy !req
1027. - You don't look so good.
- You're lookin' kinda grizzly.Copy !req
1028. I... I have a lovely sack of coconutsCopy !req
1029. that I've altered in a small way,Copy !req
1030. and I wondered, would you be
kind enough to hold them for me?Copy !req
1031. - OK.
- Sure.Copy !req
1032. - Where you been, man?
- We missed ya.Copy !req
1033. Smelly.Copy !req
1034. In case you've been wondering,
we have been kicking some serious assCopy !req
1035. on the homeostasis front.Copy !req
1036. This place is almost back to normal.
So what are the coconuts for?Copy !req
1037. Piña coladas?Copy !req
1038. I'm rigging some pyrotechnics
for the door-opening ceremony tomorrow,Copy !req
1039. which I feel is essential for
the culmination of this whole process.Copy !req
1040. Let me... please.Copy !req
1041. I don't think he liked the way
you played with his coconuts.Copy !req
1042. When the doors open, I don't anticipate
any problems. Just let them come out.Copy !req
1043. Boys, isn't it amazing
how clear everything gets sometimes?Copy !req
1044. Haven't you felt that? That moment when
everything is proportionally correct?Copy !req
1045. That's how I am now. Anyway, boys,
keep your eye on the clock.Copy !req
1046. When it hits zero,
you will like what you see.Copy !req
1047. - Adieu!
- Adieu!Copy !req
1048. And off he goes.Copy !req
1049. - Into the wild blue.
- Come on.Copy !req
1050. OK.Copy !req
1051. - Hey, wait a minute.
- A cluster.Copy !req
1052. - Coconut.
- Hey, you know, he's not such a bad guy.Copy !req
1053. - For a grizzly guy.
- Yeah. He's just, like, a little...Copy !req
1054. - He's, like... misunderstood.
- Exactly.Copy !req
1055. - We bring out the best in people.
- And people bring out the best in us.Copy !req
1056. I mean, look at us right now.
Who'd ever have thought?Copy !req
1057. Look! Right.Copy !req
1058. Here. Go long.Copy !req
1059. Stubby going long!Copy !req
1060. Oh! Oh! Oh! You OK, Stub?Copy !req
1061. That was no ordinary coconut.Copy !req
1062. - We rigged tons of those things.
- They could level this place!Copy !req
1063. - Help! Let us out of here!
- There's a bomb in here! Open the door!Copy !req
1064. Hey, what's going on? What's going on?Copy !req
1065. Don't worry.Copy !req
1066. You can't do that!
It cost $2,000 a sheet!Copy !req
1067. - Damn bionic glass!
- What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1068. - We gotta stop that mother Faulkner!
- Stubby!Copy !req
1069. Squirly!Copy !req
1070. You boys come back!
It's too dangerous back there!Copy !req
1071. Remote link activated, Doctor.Copy !req
1072. My creation, I know thee not.Copy !req
1073. But go gently into the maelstrom.Copy !req
1074. Freeze!Copy !req
1075. Roshambo for the dome, Doc?
You feel lucky?Copy !req
1076. Well, yeah, I think I do.Copy !req
1077. On three. One, two, three.Copy !req
1078. - Paper?
- Don't feel bad.Copy !req
1079. I would have done it anyway.Copy !req
1080. - No!
- Give me the detonator.Copy !req
1081. What is the magic word?Copy !req
1082. Destruct sequence activated.Copy !req
1083. - Destruct sequence activated.
- There has to be a magic word.Copy !req
1084. The magic word's on three.Copy !req
1085. Three!Copy !req
1086. You cut him off through the tunnel.
I'm gonna go get his maelstrom.Copy !req
1087. I got ya now, Faulkner! Come on, baby!Copy !req
1088. I'm comin' for ya! I'm comin' for ya!Copy !req
1089. Wheels! So that's how
that rat's been gettin' around.Copy !req
1090. When I get you, I'm gonna...Copy !req
1091. Slow down!Copy !req
1092. - I'm going back in!
- I'm going with you.Copy !req
1093. I'm going... to worry about you guys
while you're in there.Copy !req
1094. - Come on!
- Just kidding.Copy !req
1095. When I see you, I'm gonna...
When I get you, I'm gonna...Copy !req
1096. Will you finish a complete thought?Copy !req
1097. Got it! I got it!Copy !req
1098. You idiot!Copy !req
1099. I got it!Copy !req
1100. Hang on, Squirl!Copy !req
1101. Get him, Squirl!Copy !req
1102. You're choking me!Copy !req
1103. - Give it to me! Give me the detonator!
- No!Copy !req
1104. - I'm coming, Squirl!
- Give me the detonator!Copy !req
1105. Assume the position!Copy !req
1106. Warning. Detonation in five... four...Copy !req
1107. three... two... one...Copy !req
1108. Destruct sequence deactivated.Copy !req
1109. Homeostasis restored to 100%.Copy !req
1110. - Happy Earth Day.
- What's happening?Copy !req
1111. We did it!Copy !req
1112. That was the stupidest thing
we've ever done.Copy !req
1113. But sometimes stupid can be pretty cool.Copy !req
1114. - Bud!
- Doyle!Copy !req
1115. Hey! We did it! We stopped Faulkner!Copy !req
1116. I like you.Copy !req
1117. God, Romulus!
Easy with the tongue action.Copy !req
1118. Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
1119. - Those poor folks! They must be toast.
- Remember your training.Copy !req
1120. - Where's Faulkner?
- Let's go arrest him!Copy !req
1121. I underestimated you fellas. Interested in
a permanent job at Bio-Dome? Big bucks.Copy !req
1122. You guys are my heroes.Copy !req
1123. - Bye, Doyle.
- Bye, Mimi.Copy !req
1124. - Bye-bye. We'll miss you.
- Well, Petri dish, what can I say?Copy !req
1125. How about "goodbye"?
You can save the world from your couch.Copy !req
1126. Bye.Copy !req
1127. - I'm so proud of you, Doyle.
- I'm proud of me too.Copy !req
1128. - You should be.
- Love you.Copy !req
1129. We definitely learnt a few things.
For one, we definitely have to listen to...Copy !req
1130. - Your girlfriends.
- Yes, but most importantly Mother Nature.Copy !req
1131. - Uh-oh.
- What's wrong, sweetie?Copy !req
1132. I think Mother Nature's
callin' me again, Squirl.Copy !req
1133. - Can you cork it?
- Negatory.Copy !req
1134. - There's no place to go out here.
- Hey, what about that factory?Copy !req
1135. - I don't think so, Bud.
- Trust me, OK? We're celebrities.Copy !req
1136. - Squirly!
- Stubby!Copy !req
1137. Drive up!Copy !req
1138. Anybody seen Faulkner?Copy !req
1139. - No sign of him over here.
- How could he have gotten out?Copy !req
1140. - He's not here. I don't see him.
- Check the lagoon.Copy !req
1141. - He's not here.
- He must've gone through the back door.Copy !req
1142. Where'd he get the key?Copy !req
1143. S-S-S-S A-A-A-A F-F-F-F
E- E-E-E T-T-T-T Y-Y-Y-YCopy !req
1144. Safety danceCopy !req
1145. We can dance if we want to,
we can leave your friends behindCopy !req
1146. Cos your friends don't dance
and if they don't danceCopy !req
1147. Well they're no friends of mineCopy !req
1148. I say, we can go where we want to,
a place that they will never findCopy !req
1149. And we can act like we come
from out of this worldCopy !req
1150. Leave the real one far behindCopy !req
1151. And we can danceCopy !req
1152. We can dance if we want to,
we can leave your friends behindCopy !req
1153. Cos your friends don't dance
and if they don't danceCopy !req
1154. Well they're no friends of mineCopy !req
1155. I say, we can go where we want to,
a place that they will never findCopy !req
1156. And we can act like we come
from out of this worldCopy !req
1157. Leave the real one far behindCopy !req
1158. And we can danceCopy !req
1159. We can go when we want to,
the night is young and so am ICopy !req
1160. And we can dress real neat
from our hats to our feetCopy !req
1161. And surprise 'em with the victory cryCopy !req
1162. I say, we can act if we want toCopy !req
1163. If we don't nobody willCopy !req
1164. And you can act real rude and totally
removed and I can act like an imbecileCopy !req
1165. I say, we can dance, we can dance,
everything's under controlCopy !req
1166. We can dance, we can dance,
doin' it from pole to poleCopy !req
1167. We can dance, we can dance,
everybody look at your handsCopy !req
1168. We can dance, we can dance,
everybody's takin' the chanceCopy !req
1169. Safety danceCopy !req
1170. Oh the safety danceCopy !req
1171. Yes the safety danceCopy !req
1172. S-S-S-S A-A-A-A F-F-F-F
E- E-E-E T-T-T-T Y-Y-Y-YCopy !req
1173. Safety danceCopy !req
1174. Paul MurrayCopy !req
1175. Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.Copy !req