1. Hi. Welcome to the future.
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2. San Dimas, California, 2688,
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3. and I'm telling you,
it's great here.
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4. The air is clean.
The water's clean.
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5. Even the dirt is clean.
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6. Bowling averages are way up.
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7. Mini-golf scores are way down.
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8. And we have more
excellent water slides
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9. than any other planet
we communicate with.
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10. I'm telling you, this place is great.
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11. But it almost wasn't.
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12. You see, 700 years ago, the two
great ones ran into a few problems.
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13. So now I have to travel
back in time to help them out.
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14. If I should fail to keep these two
on the correct path,
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15. the basis of our society
will be in danger.
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16. Don't worry, it'll all make sense.
I'm a professional.
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17. I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire.
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18. And I'm Ted "Theo..."
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19. - Bill, here, you take it.
- OK.
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20. - And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan.
- Yeah!
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21. And we're Wyld Stallyns!
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22. Let's bail.
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23. We blew it.
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24. Guess we used too much power.
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25. I liked it.
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26. Ted, while I agree that in time
our band will be most triumphant,
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27. the truth is, Wyld Stallyns
will never be a super band
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28. until we have
Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
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29. Yes, Bill, but... I do not believe
we will get Eddie Van Halen
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30. until we have a triumphant video.
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31. Ted, it's pointless to have
a triumphant video
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32. before we even have
decent instruments.
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33. Well, how can we have decent instruments
when we don't really even know how to play?
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34. That is why we need Eddie Van Halen.
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35. And that is why
we need a triumphant video.
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36. - Excellent!
- Excellent!
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37. Uh-oh.
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38. - We're late.
- For what?
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39. - For school, dude.
- Oh, yeah.
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40. Bill, I'm waiting.
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41. He's dead?
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42. So Bill, what you're telling me,
essentially,
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43. is that Napoleon was
a short, dead dude.
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44. Well, yeah.
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45. You totally blew it, dude.
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46. - Ted, stand up.
- Stand up?
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47. Yes, son, stand up.
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48. Now... who was Joan of Arc?
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49. Noah's wife?
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50. Listen guys, don't forget, tomorrow,
final report, 1:30 to 3:30, OK?
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51. Hey, guys.
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52. Mr. Ryan, before you say anything,
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53. my distinguished colleague Ted and I
wish to express to you our thanks
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54. for all the things
we have learned in your class.
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55. And what have you learned?
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56. We have, uh...
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57. We've learned that the
world has a great history.
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58. Yes, and that thanks
to great leaders
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59. Such as... Genghis Khan,
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60. Joan of Arc, and Socratic Method,
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61. the world is... full of history.
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62. It seems to me
the only thing you have learned
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63. is that Caesar...
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64. is a salad dressing dude.
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65. Bill, Ted, this is really quite simple.
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66. You have flunked
every section of this class.
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67. Now unless you get an A-plus
on your final oral report tomorrow...
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68. guys, I have no choice
but to flunk the both of you.
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69. Now you know your topics,
so I would suggest that you at least
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70. cover those areas
if you want to pass the course.
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71. - Understand?
- Yes, sir.
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72. OK.
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73. Guys.
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74. Your report had better be
something very special.
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75. Ah, man.
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76. Well, what are we
supposed to know for our report?
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77. I'm not sure.
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78. One thing I know is that
Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife.
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79. Well then, who is Noah's wife?
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80. I don't know, Ted.
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81. But I do know
we're in serious trouble.
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82. Listen to this:
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83. "Express to the class how
an important historical figure
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84. "from each of your time periods would
view the world of San Dimas, 1988."
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85. We are in danger of flunking
most heinously tomorrow, Ted.
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86. Hi, Bill.
Want a ride?
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87. Sure, Missy.
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88. I mean, Mom.
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89. - Your stepmom's cute.
- Shut up, Ted.
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90. Remember when she was
a senior and we were freshmen?
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91. Shut up, Ted!
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92. I'll be right back,
as soon as I get my books.
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93. Ted.
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94. What are you doing home, Dad?
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95. - I'm looking for my keys.
- Oh.
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96. You haven't done anything
with them, have you?
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97. No, sir.
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98. I spoke to your principal today, Ted.
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99. He said you're failing history.
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100. - Me and Bill...
- He also said
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101. that if you fail history,
you flunk out of school.
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102. You know what that would mean,
don't you, Ted?
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103. That I would have to go
to Oats Military Academy, sir.
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104. Uh-huh.
I spoke to Colonel Oats this morning.
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105. He's anxious to meet you, Ted.
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106. Dude, we gotta pass.
Otherwise there's no more band.
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107. Why?
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108. My dad's sending me to military school.
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109. Where?
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110. Alaska.
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111. Alaska...
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112. It is time.
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113. Their separation is imminent.
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114. Be excellent to each other.
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115. Party on, dude.
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116. OK, Ted.
George Washington.
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117. the father of our country.
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118. born on President's Day.
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119. the dollar bill guy.
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120. Bill, you ever made a mushroom
out of his head?
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121. Ted... Alaska.
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122. OK. Um...
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123. Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick.
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124. That's Captain Ahab, dude.
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125. Oh, wait. Remember Disney World,
the Hall of Presidents?
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126. Yeah, good, what'd he say?
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127. "Welcome to the Hall of Presidents."
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128. Hi, I brought you guys some food.
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129. It's your mom, dude!
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130. How's it going, guys?
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131. Bad.
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132. We are destined to flunk most
egregiously tomorrow.
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133. And I am destined to end up
at Oats Military Academy.
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134. And then we will never start our band.
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135. Good. Good.
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136. - What are you guys studying anyway?
- History.
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137. - Mr. Ryan?
- Uh-huh.
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138. Tell him, "hi".
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139. Why don't you guys take a dinner break?
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140. Thanks, Dad.
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141. Now your dad's going for it...
in your own room!
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142. Shut up, Ted.
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143. - Your stepmom is cute, though.
- Shut up, Ted.
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144. Remember when I asked her
to the prom?
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145. Shut up, Ted!
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146. 1275, 1275, 1275...
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147. OK, the lady in that car over there
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148. said that Marco Polo
was in the year 1275.
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149. So it's not just a water sport,
I knew it.
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150. Excuse me,
when did the Mongols rule China?
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151. I don't know.
I just work here.
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152. Well, you wanna try the Thrifty Mart?
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153. Sure.
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154. Whoa!
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155. Not bad.
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156. Greetings, my excellent friends.
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157. Do you know when
the Mongols ruled China?
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158. Well... perhaps we could ask them.
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159. Bill S. Preston, Esquire...
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160. and Ted "Theodore" Logan.
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161. Gentlemen, I'm here to help you
with your history report.
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162. What?
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163. How?
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164. Whoa!
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165. - Whoo!
- I hate that part.
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166. - Bill?
- What?
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167. Strange things are afoot
at the Circle K.
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168. Dudes, you guys
are gonna go back in time.
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169. Yeah!
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170. You are going to have a most excellent
adventure through history.
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171. - Who are you guys?
- We're you, dude!
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172. No way. No way!
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173. - Yes way, Ted!
- Look, we know how you feel.
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174. We didn't believe it either
when we were you
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175. and we-us said what we-us
are saying right now.
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176. OK wait, if you guys are really us...
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177. what number are we thinking of?
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178. Sixty-nine, dudes!
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179. Whoa!
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180. Look, we've gotta go.
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181. Yeah, we gotta get back to the report.
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182. Rufus!
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183. Listen to this dude, Rufus.
He knows what he's talking about.
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184. Right. Oh, and Ted,
give my love to the princesses.
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185. - Who?
- You'll see.
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186. Gentleman... is everything all right?
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187. Yeah, except, how come...
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188. Ted, don't forget to wind your watch!
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189. Thanks, Rufus.
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190. Catch ya later, Bill and Ted.
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191. Dude, are you sure
we should be doing this?
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192. Ted, you and I have
witnessed many things,
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193. but nothing as bodacious
as what just happened.
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194. Besides, we told ourselves
to listen to this guy.
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195. What if we were lying?
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196. Why would we lie to ourselves?
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197. How are you gonna help us?
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198. Yeah, are you gonna call someone
and get the answers?
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199. Gentlemen, we're gonna do
a lot more than that.
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200. Whoa. Excellent.
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201. Brace yourselves, amigos.
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202. Gentlemen...
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203. we're history.
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204. Rufus, where are we, dude?
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205. These are the circuits
of history, gentlemen.
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206. They'll take us to
any point in time we wish.
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207. How?
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208. Modern technology, William.
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209. Whoa!
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210. - That was most unprecedented, Rufus.
- Yeah.
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211. But where are we, Rufus?
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212. Austria, 1805.
The French have just invaded.
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213. Bill, check it out!
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214. We're in the middle of a war, dude!
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215. Amigos, time to depart.
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216. How's it going, dude?
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217. Blow them up.
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218. MOVE IT!
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219. Now where are we, dude?
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220. Oh, it's my house.
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221. Rufus, can we go anywhere we want,
at any time?
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222. Gentlemen, you can do anything you want,
as long as you remember this:
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223. no matter what happens,
you must get to that report. Got it?
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224. All right, amigos, that book
will give you the number
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225. of any place you want to go.
Now, most important,
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226. no matter what you do,
no matter where you go,
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227. that clock, the clock in San Dimas,
is always running. Got it?
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228. - Yeah.
- All right, time for me to go.
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229. What do you mean, Rufus?
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230. Yeah, aren't you coming with us?
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231. Gentlemen, you're on your own.
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232. - Ted?
- What?
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233. This has been a most unusual day.
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234. - Ted, it's Napoleon.
- Who?
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235. The short, dead dude
from our history review.
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236. Ted, I have a most excellent idea.
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237. Grab his legs, we gotta get him inside.
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238. I think I've figured out a way
to pass our report.
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239. How?
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240. Well, we've got one
historical figure here.
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241. Maybe we can go back
and get some more.
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242. Yeah!
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243. Deacon,
you have to watch this guy.
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244. His name is Napoleon.
He is a very famous French dude.
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245. We have decided to collect other
important figures from history
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246. for an oral report we are doing.
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247. While we are gone, you are
not to let him out of your sight.
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248. Here is some money.
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249. Take him to the movies or something.
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250. Napoleon, I am Bill.
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251. We'll take you back to France after you
tell us what you think of San Dimas.
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252. - This is Ted's little brother, Deacon.
- Hi.
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253. He'll take care of you.
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254. - Ready, Ted?
- Ready, Bill.
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255. Let's go back into history.
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256. This should be most triumphant.
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257. I want to speak with you, son.
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258. Alone, please, Bill?
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259. All right, sit down.
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260. What am I gonna do with you, huh?
You can't...
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261. Great.
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262. You lose my keys.
You fail history.
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263. You spend all your time
with your loser friend
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264. planning a band that'll never happen.
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265. Now you're not to leave this house again
until tomorrow morning.
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266. - Yes?
- Captain Logan?
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267. This is Deputy Van Halen
down at the station.
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268. Deputy Van Halen?
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269. I'm new, dude... sir.
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270. Look, we found your keys,
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271. and if you want 'em,
you better come and get 'em.
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272. When I get back from the station,
I want you packed and ready to go.
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273. Got it?
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274. We are in serious trouble.
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275. My dad already signed me up,
my plane leaves tomorrow night.
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276. Only if we fail, dude.
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277. No way!
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278. OK, we got Sigmund Frood,
Beeth-oven... Uh...
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279. Is there one for Western Movement
in America in the 19th Century?
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280. Yeah!
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281. Well then...
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282. let's reach out
and touch someone.
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283. How's it going, Old West Dude?
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284. Hey, Bill,
this is just like Frontierland.
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285. Yeah,
but you can get shot here, Ted.
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286. Oh.
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287. - Just try to act natural.
- OK.
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288. - Howdy, partner.
- Howdy.
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289. Watch out
for the horse crap, Ted.
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290. Ugh. Thanks, dude.
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291. - Hey, Bill, I'm totally thirsty.
- Me too.
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292. Two beers, please.
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293. Whoa! He didn't even card us, dude!
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294. Yeah, we have to
remember this place.
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295. So, who should we take with us?
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296. - Who's he?
- He's Billy the Kid.
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297. He's famous, dude.
Let's bag him.
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298. I need two men.
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299. Who's with me?
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300. We're with you, Billy the Kid!
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301. Here's the deal.
What I win, I keep.
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302. What you win, I keep.
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303. Sounds good, Mr. The Kid.
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304. Dude, you gotta have
a poker face, like me.
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305. Whoa! Three aces!
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306. What the hell's going on here, Billy?
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307. Are you a-cheatin' us, Kid?
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308. Cheatin'?
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309. Me?
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310. Billy!
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311. Excellent!
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312. Look, we're totally weak.
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313. We can't possibly fight you.
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314. However, how would you gentlemen like...
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315. free passes to Waterloops?
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316. Home of excellent water slides.
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317. Nice try, dude.
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318. Whoa!
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319. - Whoa!
- Whoa!
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320. What?
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321. Come on.
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322. - Look!
- It's the Goodyear blimp.
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323. Huh?
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324. I can't believe
they fell for that!
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325. Yeah!
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326. - Let's get 'em!
- Let's kill 'em!
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327. Come on!
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328. - You guys saved my life.
- Nothing doing, Billy the Kid.
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329. - Where we going?
- The Golden Age of Civilisation.
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330. - Where?
- Ancient Greece, dude.
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331. Don't worry, we'll bring you back here
as soon as you talk in our report.
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332. What?
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333. What the...?
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334. Socrates.
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335. - Hey, we know that name.
- Yeah!
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336. Hey, look him up.
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337. - Oh. It's under So-crates.
- Oh, yeah.
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338. "So-
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339. "'The only true wisdom consists
in knowing that you know nothing."'
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340. - That's us, dude!
- Oh, yeah!
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341. - Let's bag him.
- Yeah.
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342. So you see...
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343. our lives are but
specks of dust
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344. falling through the fingers
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346. How's it going?
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347. I'm Bill, this is Ted.
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349. Socrates. Hm...
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350. Now what?
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351. I don't know.
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352. Philosophise with him.
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353. All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
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- Dude.
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356. Yes! Like sands of the hourglass,
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357. Yes! Like sands of the hourglass,
so are the days of our lives.
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359. Whoa!
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360. All right!
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361. Yee-ha!
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362. Not bad, eh, So-crates?
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363. - Where are we, dude?
- England, 15th century.
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364. We are in most excellent shape
for our report.
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365. Yeah, all we need
is one more speaker from medieval.
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366. Excellent.
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367. Billy, you are dealing
with the oddity of time travel
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369. Excuse me.
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personages of historical significance
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371. around here?
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372. Whoa!
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373. Check it out.
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374. It must be the castle of King Henry.
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375. Let's go, dude!
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376. Billy, guard the booth.
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377. And watch So-crates.
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378. So-crates.
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379. So, who should we get from medieval?
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382. I'm in love, dude.
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383. Whoa!
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384. Those must be the princesses you
told yourself about at the Circle K.
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385. We gotta go, it's a history report,
not a babe report.
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386. But Bill...
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387. those are historical babes.
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388. OK, you're the ladies man,
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390. Excellent.
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391. - Bill?
- What?
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392. - These are heavy.
- Yeah, heavy metal.
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393. We gotta go find the princesses.
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394. Yeah.
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395. Watch it!
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396. Who turned out all the lights?
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397. - Hey, Bill?
- What?
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398. I'm Darth Ted.
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399. Yeah, well I'm Luke Bill.
And you're not my father!
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400. Come on!
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401. Beat you I will, yes.
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402. Hey!
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403. I totally conquered you, dude!
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405. Come on!
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406. I'll never rule the universe with you.
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407. - Hey, Bill.
- What?
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know how to sword fight.
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409. Yeah!
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410. Ah! Whoa!
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411. Ted.
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412. Ted.
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there might be more of them.
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414. Get out of here!
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415. Bogus.
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416. Heinous.
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420. You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
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421. Whoa!
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422. - Ted, you're alive!
- Yeah!
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423. I fell out of my suit
when I hit the floor.
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424. Fag.
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425. Dude, you totally
boned that dude in the head!
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426. Yeah!
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427. He's a total bonehead.
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428. that fat old man. I must find
a way to escape before the night.
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429. But how?
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430. - What's that?
- Whoa...
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431. It's those boys.
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432. I can't believe they're here.
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433. How's it going, ladies?
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434. You're the ones we saw
in front of the castle.
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435. I am Ted of San Dimas.
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436. And, uh... I bring to you
a message of love.
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437. - From who?
- From... from myself.
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440. Lyrics, dude.
Recite 'em some lyrics.
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441. Oh, you beautiful babes from England,
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442. for whom we have travelled through time.
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with us in San Dimas?
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444. - We will have a most triumphant time.
- Way to go, dude.
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445. - Joanna! Elizabeth!
- It's father!
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446. - What does your father want?
- We're to be married
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447. - to two horrible old men today.
- No way!
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448. Will you help us escape?
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450. How's it going, royal ugly dudes?
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451. I am the Earl of Preston.
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452. And I am the Duke of Ted.
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453. Put them in the iron maiden.
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454. Iron Maiden?
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455. Excellent!
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456. Execute them!
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457. Bogus.
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458. We'll save you, babes!
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459. Witches! Heretics!
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460. I saw them!
They fell from the sky!
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461. Heretics!
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462. They fell out of the sky!
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463. They had fire in their eyes,
and they had horns!
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464. Off with their heads!
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465. Oh, no.
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466. - Bill?
- What?
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467. I believe our adventure through time
has taken a most serious turn.
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468. Huh?
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469. - Billy!
- So-crates!
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470. Let's go!
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471. - Guards! After them!
- Ah!
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472. - So-crates!
- Bye, babes!
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473. Catch you later, medieval dudes.
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474. Kill them! Guards!
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475. Stop them! Stop them!
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476. Hurry up, Billy!
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477. Get out of the way!
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478. Move out of the way!
Come on, get out of here!
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479. Whoa!
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480. Dial fast, dude!
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481. I'm sorry, the number you have
dialled is not in service at this time.
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482. Please check your directory
and dial again.
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483. - Oh, no.
- Party on, dude.
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484. Bill!
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485. OK, I got one, let's go!
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486. You guys stay here.
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487. Where are we, dude?
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488. I don't know.
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489. They sure do play excellent music.
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490. Most outstanding.
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491. - It's you.
- Yeah!
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492. It's us!
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493. Who are we?
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494. Bill, I think they
want us to say something.
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495. What should I say?
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496. Make something up.
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497. Be excellent to each other.
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498. Party on, dudes!
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499. Good one, dude.
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500. Well, we gotta get back to our report.
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501. Yeah, we'd take you with us,
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502. but it's a history report,
not a future report.
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503. Later.
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504. Later.
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505. Let's get back
and do our report.
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506. Good idea.
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507. - Dude, where're we going?
- I don't know.
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508. I think the booth's broke.
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509. We gotta keep going to San Dimas
until we get back and get Napoleon.
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510. Behold.
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511. Behold, the Ziggie Pig.
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512. The single greatest ice cream
spectacle known to man.
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513. Eat the pig. Eat the pig.
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514. Ziggie, Ziggie, Ziggie, Zig!
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515. Whoo-hoo!
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516. It's ice cream. You eat it.
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517. It's good.
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518. La glacé.
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519. Whatever, just eat it.
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520. Hm...
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521. All behold, he ate the pig.
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522. Thus proving that he is a... Ziggie Piggy,
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523. Ziggie Piggy, Ziggie Piggy.
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524. What's that?
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525. I don't know.
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526. - Oh, shit!
- Whoa!
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527. Where'd we land now?
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528. Dude, it's Sigmund Frood.
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529. How much time have we got left?
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530. Tonnes! Why?
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531. Extra credit, dude!
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532. How's it going, Frood dude?
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533. This must be a dream.
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534. Let go of me.
What are you doing?
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535. Come on, So-crates.
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536. Welcome aboard, Ms. Joan of Arc.
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537. My name's Ted, and this is Bill.
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538. Oh!
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539. Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?
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540. Say "please".
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541. Mm...
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542. Come on, guys! Jump him!
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543. Candygram.
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544. Yes, what can I...
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545. We've got plenty of time,
but we don't have any more room left.
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546. - Ted, we're outta control.
- What?
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547. The next place we stop, we gotta try and
figure out what's wrong with the booth.
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548. Bill, I think I got an idea
what's wrong.
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549. What?
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550. The antenna's broken.
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551. Yeah! All right.
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552. Shit!
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553. Shit! Shit!
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554. Shit! Shit! Shit!
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555. Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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556. Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit!
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557. Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit! Shit!
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558. Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
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559. Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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560. Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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561. Come on, let's ditch him.
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562. Attendre! Attendre!
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563. Excusez-moi, monsieur!
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564. Hold on there.
Not so fast, buddy.
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565. - Buddy?
- You ain't paid yet.
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566. - Pay?
- Pay.
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567. I don't want to see you
around here anymore! Beat it!
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568. Beat it, buddy!
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569. Idiot!
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570. Deacon!
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571. Here is a treat to make
our minor prehistoric pit stop
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572. a bit more enjoyable.
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573. Thank you.
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574. Uh-oh.
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575. Thanks, guys.
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576. I sure hope this works.
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577. I think it's working, dude.
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578. Just a little farther...
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579. I hope!
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580. Hey! That's us.
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581. We're back in San Dimas.
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582. Yeah, only now it's not now.
It's last night.
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583. - Dude.
- What?
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584. Let's go talk to ourselves.
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585. Excellent.
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586. What do we say, anyways?
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587. I don't know.
Let's go find out.
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588. Sixty-nine, dudes!
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589. Whoa!
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590. Look dudes, we've gotta go.
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591. Rufus!
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592. Listen to this dude Rufus,
he knows what he's talking about.
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593. Right. Oh, and Ted,
give my love to the princesses.
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594. - Who?
- You'll see.
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595. Gentlemen, is everything all right?
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596. Yeah, except how come
the number we dialled for San Dimas
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597. brought us here
instead of to tomorrow, Rufus?
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598. Because in San Dimas
it is tomorrow, William.
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599. You have to dial one number higher.
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600. Oh, yeah. Thanks, Rufus.
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601. And you better hurry,
because you don't have much time.
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602. What do you mean, Rufus?
We got ten hours left.
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603. - You got two hours.
- Huh?
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604. Ted, you forgot to wind
your watch again.
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605. Even after you reminded yourself not to.
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606. Well, I better remind myself again.
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607. Ted, don't forget to wind your watch!
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608. Thanks, Rufus.
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609. Catch ya later, Bill and Ted.
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610. That conversation
made more sense this time.
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611. - Watch the gonads, dude.
- You're too tall, man.
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612. - Great, we made it!
- Huh?
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613. Whoa!
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614. Who's the señorita? She's cute.
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615. It's his mom, dude.
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616. - Hi, guys.
- Hi, Missy. I mean Mom.
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617. Uh, Ms. Preston, we'd like you
to meet some of our friends.
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618. Yeah, this is, uh, Dave Beeth-oven.
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619. Ah.
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620. And, uh... Maxine of Arc. Missy.
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621. Herman the Kid.
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622. Bob Genghis Khan.
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623. - So-crates Johnson.
- Hi.
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624. Dennis Frood and, uh...
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625. Abraham Lincoln.
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626. Well, it's nice to meet you all.
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627. There's sodas in the fridge.
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628. Mom, can you give us a ride someplace?
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629. Bill, I'm not taking you anywhere
until you do your chores.
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630. Done!
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631. This is the San Dimas mall.
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632. And this is where people
of today's world hang out.
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633. All right, everybody,
watch your step getting off.
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634. Beeth-oven, make sure you
don't get sucked under.
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635. Everybody get together,
remember who your buddy is.
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636. So-crates, watch out
for your robe, dude.
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637. OK, follow me.
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638. You've got your Broadway down here,
and got your Sears over here.
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639. The stratification of our society
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640. is much like Marie Antoinette's.
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641. The few possess much,
while the masses
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642. possess little
but their television sets.
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643. This dichotomy led to a revolution
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644. in which Antoinette
and her husband were beheaded.
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645. Today, leaders are impeached
rather than beheaded.
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646. Still, while in her day, Marie
Antoinette said "Let them eat cake",
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647. perhaps today she would say,
"Let them eat fast food".
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648. - Enjoy.
- OK, look around, see what you think.
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649. We'll be back as soon
as we find Napoleon. OK?
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650. Come on, dude, we don't got much time.
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651. Yes, but what... what do we...
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652. You ditched Napoleon?
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653. Deacon, do you realise you've stranded
one of Europe's greatest leaders
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654. - in San Dimas?
- He was a dick.
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655. Well... how are we gonna find him?
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656. OK, wait, if we were one of
the greatest generals in history,
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657. and we were stranded in San Dimas
for one day, where would we go?
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658. Waterloop!
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659. Eleven children, please.
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660. Are you OK?
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661. Mon dieu!
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662. Buddy, you're holding up the line!
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663. Sacre bleu!
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664. Come on, buddy!
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665. Come on, Napoleon.
Everybody's waiting for us.
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666. - No, no, no!
- Yes, yes, yes!
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667. Why be soft and flabby
when you can be firm and trim?
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668. When you can have a body that cries out,
"Look at me, admire me".
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669. With our specialised weight training
and aerobics programme,
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670. we can help you attain the kind of body
you've only dreamed of having.
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671. All right, let's go ladies!
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672. You guys are looking great!
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673. OK, jumping jacks. Jump! Jump!
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674. You a musician?
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675. Well here, try this.
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676. What is...?
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677. What are they doing?
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678. Look at his sandals. Ooh!
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679. - I don't know.
- He's creepy.
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680. - Weird, huh?
- Oh, they're coming over.
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681. Hi. I'm Billy, this here is So-crates.
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682. - Socrates.
- We're from history.
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683. Hello, I'm Dr. Freud.
But you may call me Siggy.
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684. Oh, my God!
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685. You both seem to be suffering
from a mild form of hysteria.
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686. You are such a geek.
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687. Way to go, egghead.
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688. - Geek!
- What is a "geek"?
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689. Huh...
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690. Oh...
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691. Oh.
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692. I need some help.
I've got a live one here.
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693. - OK...
- Thank you.
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694. I need the Lincoln hat
and the stupid beard back.
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695. You don't understand.
I'm Abraham Lincoln.
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696. Yeah, right. Ha, ha, ha.
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697. Now, come on, mister...
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698. This is my hat and my beard!
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699. Keep it up!
You're looking great!
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700. Yaahh!
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701. Hey! That crazy there!
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702. - Son, hold it right there.
- Get that guy off there.
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703. Oh!
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704. Stop him!
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705. Yee-haw!
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706. Ya-ha!
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707. - No, Sig, over here.
- Sorry, miss.
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708. Excuse me, miss.
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709. - Move, move.
- Pardon me.
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710. Oh, no.
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711. I demand a lawyer.
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712. Don't get smart with me, buddy.
Let's go.
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713. Hey, there they are!
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714. Ah!
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715. All right, come on, Grandpa.
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716. Bogus!
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717. That's enough.
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718. Mom, can't you go any faster?
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719. I want to know why
you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
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720. Why do you claim
I'm not Sigmund Freud?
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721. Why do you keep asking me
these questions?
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722. Tell me about your mother.
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723. - Oh, God.
- Would you like a couch to lie on?
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724. No, I don't want a couch to lie on.
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725. All right, what's your name?
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726. Abraham Lincoln.
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727. That's L-I-N-C-O-L-N.
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728. I know how to spell Lincoln.
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729. What's your birthday, Mr. Lincoln?
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730. February 12th, 1809.
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731. Everything is different,
but the same.
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732. Things are more...
moderner than before,
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733. bigger...
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734. and yet smaller.
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735. It's computers.
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736. San Dimas High School football rules!
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737. I can't believe
my dad arrested them all.
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738. What are we gonna do?
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739. OK, Ted, you go in and talk to your dad.
I'm gonna scope the place out.
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740. Missy, I mean Mom,
please keep an eye on Napoleon.
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741. Stay!
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742. All right, lock him up
with the rest of those wackos.
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743. - I am a lawyer, you know...
- Dad!
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744. - You pack your bags, Ted.
- What?
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745. You're going to military school, Ted.
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746. - But, Dad...
- No, I don't want to hear it, Ted.
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747. - But...
- Ted, you go home
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748. and you pack your bags, now!
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749. - How'd it go?
- Bad.
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750. Our historical figures are all locked up
and my dad won't let them out.
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751. Can we get your dad's keys?
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752. I could steal them,
but he lost them two days ago.
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753. If only we could go back in time to
when he had them and steal them then.
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754. Well, why can't we?
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755. 'Cause we don't got time.
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756. We could do it after the report.
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757. Ted, good thinking, dude!
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758. After the report, we'll time travel
back to two days ago,
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759. steal your dad's keys,
and leave them here.
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760. - Where?
- I don't know.
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761. How about behind that sign?
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762. That way, when we get here now,
they'll be waiting for us.
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763. - See?
- Whoa! Yeah!
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764. So, after the report we can't forget
to do this, otherwise it won't happen.
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765. But it did happen!
Hey, it was me who stole my dad's keys!
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766. Exactly, Ted.
Come on.
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767. - Mom?
- Yes?
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768. Can you please
bring the car around back?
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769. Sure.
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770. Come on, Ted. We've got
some historical figures to rescue.
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771. Over and out.
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772. How are we gonna get past my dad?
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773. You got a tape recorder at home?
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774. - Yeah.
- OK.
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775. - Remember to get the tape recorder.
- Yeah.
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776. Set a timer on it for, uh... 2:13.
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777. - Got it?
- Got it!
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778. What am I gonna say on it?
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779. Dad! Hey, Dad!
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780. It's you, dude.
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781. Ted?
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782. I'm over here.
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783. Yeah, this way.
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784. Whoa. Check it out.
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785. "Dear Bill and Ted,
good luck on the report.
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786. "Sincerely, Bill S. Preston, Esquire
and Ted "Theodore" Logan."
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787. That was nice of us.
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788. "P.S. Duck!"
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789. - Excellent work, dude.
- Way to go!
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790. Come on.
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791. Shh!
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792. Great people,
time is of the essence.
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793. May I ask that you all work together
so that we can get down to the car.
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794. Very quiet now. Quiet.
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795. Against the wall.
Single file.
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796. - Hurry up, Billy.
- How do we get out of here?
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797. Over here, Dad.
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798. Down here!
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799. Way to go, dude.
We stalled him.
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800. What else do I say?
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801. And now, opening for Iron Maiden...
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802. Wyld Stallyns!
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803. - Come on, Bill, put your back into it.
- Ted?
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804. What in the hell
do you think you're doing?
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805. Trash can.
Remember a trash can!
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806. Trash can?
What are you talking about?
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807. - Get this thing off me, Ted!
- Sorry, Dad,
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808. but we've got to go pass
our history report.
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809. - Oh, by the way, I found your keys.
- Ted!
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810. Ted, where are you?
Get this off me! Ted!
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811. In conclusion,
I think Abraham Lincoln
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812. would be most impressed
with the world of San Dimas.
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813. I know I am.
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814. - Down the hall, to the left.
- Quiet.
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815. And I'm sure I speak for Mr. Ward
and Mrs. Rowe when I say
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816. that your reports were very entertaining
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817. and very informative for all of us.
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818. So, it seems we may be one report short
today, so we'll leave just a bit early.
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819. But once again, I want to thank you
all for your very hard work...
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820. Hey, who turned out the lights?
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821. Hello, San Dimas.
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822. Please welcome,
for the final report of the afternoon,
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823. from all throughout history,
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824. some of the greatest people
who have ever lived,
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825. in their 1988 World Tour!
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826. How's it going?
I'm Billy the Kid.
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827. I'd like y'all
to put your hands together.
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828. And now, my good friends,
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829. Bill S. Preston, Esquire,
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830. and Ted "Theodore" Logan!
Yee-haw!
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831. Thank you! Thank you!
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832. Hello, San Dimas High!
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833. Mr. Ryan, fellow distinguished
classmates, teachers, babes.
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834. Our first speaker was born
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835. - in the year 470 B.C.
- Hi, long time no see.
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836. A time when much of the world
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837. looked like the cover of the
Led Zeppelin album "Houses of the Holy".
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838. We were there.
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839. There were many steps and columns.
It was most tranquil.
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840. He is sometimes known
as the father of modern thought.
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841. He was the teacher of Plato, who was in
turn the teacher of Aristotle.
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842. And, like Ozzy Osbourne, was repeatedly
accused of corruption of the young.
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843. And since he doesn't speak English,
my friend Ted here,
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844. is going to interpret for him.
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845. So please welcome,
to tell us what he thinks of San Dimas,
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846. the most bodacious philosophiser
in Ancient Greece...
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847. Socrates!
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848. is totally out of control. And I think I got
a pretty good idea where he gets it from.
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849. I mean if you and that wife of yours
would show a little discipline
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850. maybe your son wouldn't be
such a bad influence.
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851. Oh, is discipline your key
to the success with Ted?
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852. Yes, it is! He's going to an
Alaskan military school!
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853. He loves you best...
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854. in all the world.
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855. What are they doing up there?
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856. He also loves...
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857. baseball!
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858. Therefore, Ted's father's
own fear of failure
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859. has caused him to make his son
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860. the embodiment of all of his own
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861. deepest anxieties about himself.
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862. And, hence, his aggression
transference onto Ted.
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863. - Whoa!
- OK, Ted?
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864. Yes, thank you very much,
Sigmund Freud.
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865. Hm?
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866. Nah, just got a minor Oedipal complex.
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867. It is indeed a pleasure
to introduce to you
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868. a gentleman we picked up in
Medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
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869. Please welcome
the very excellent barbarian...
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870. Mr. Genghis Khan.
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871. This is a dude who, 700 years ago,
totally ravaged China.
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872. And who we are told, two hours ago,
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873. totally ravaged
Oshman's Sporting Goods.
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874. A most bodacious soldier,
and general,
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875. Miss Of Arc totally rousted
the English from France.
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876. And then she turned this dude,
Dauphin, into a king,
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877. and all this
by the time she was 17.
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878. waterslide.
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879. The music of Ludwig van Beethoven.
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880. As you can see,
Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies
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881. because of the excellent sugar rush.
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882. He also loves billiards.
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883. Beethoven's favourite works
include Mozart's "Requiem",
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884. Handel's "Messiah",
and Bon Jovi's "Slippery When Wet".
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885. To improve on the condition
of her armies,
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886. Joan of Arc plans on instituting
a full scale aerobics programme
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887. on her return to France.
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888. I don't think it's gonna work.
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889. No?
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890. Triomphe, Napoleon.
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891. He loves...
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892. He loves San Dimas.
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893. And now, for our last speaker.
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894. One of the greatest presidents
in American history...
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895. Mr. Abraham Lincoln.
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896. Four score and...
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897. seven minutes ago,
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898. we, your forefathers,
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899. were brought forth
upon a most excellent adventure.
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900. Conceived by our new friends...
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901. Bill...
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902. and Ted.
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903. These two great gentlemen
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904. are dedicated to a proposition
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905. which was true in my time,
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906. just as it's true today.
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907. Be excellent to each other...
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908. and...
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909. Party on, dudes!
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910. - No...
- Way!
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911. Thank you, San Dimas High!
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912. We want more! We want more!
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913. Intro.
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914. I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire.
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915. - Bill?
- What's up, Ted?
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916. Well...
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917. we travelled through time.
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918. I mean, we met lots of great leaders,
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919. and we got an A-plus
on our history report...
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920. but look at us, nothing's different.
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921. Maybe it's time we get Eddie Van Halen.
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922. Maybe we should start
learning how to play.
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923. Maybe you're right, Ted.
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924. Hello, again, my excellent friends.
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925. Whoa!
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926. Congratulations on passing
your history report.
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927. Rufus.
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928. The babes!
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929. We looked all over England for you.
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930. Where'd you get those savoury clothes?
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931. Rufus introduced us
to a place called the mall.
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932. And something called credit cards.
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933. I got them out of England
just before they had to marry
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934. those royal ugly dudes.
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935. Way to go, Rufus.
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936. How can we ever thank you, Rufus?
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937. Well, you can start
by signing this for my kids.
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938. Why?
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939. They're big fans of yours.
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940. - What?
- Everyone is.
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941. Wyld Stallyns' music has become
the foundation of our whole society.
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942. No way.
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943. Yes way.
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944. In fact, I believe you were there.
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945. That futuristic place with the domes?
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946. And the totally excellent music.
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947. They totally worshipped us there, Rufus.
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948. I know.
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949. That's why I was sent to make sure
you passed your history report.
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950. If you guys were separated, it would have
been disastrous for life as we know it.
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951. You see, eventually your music will help
put an end to war and poverty.
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952. It will align the planets and
bring them into universal harmony,
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953. allowing meaningful contact
with all forms of life,
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954. from extraterrestrial beings
to common household pets.
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955. And...
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956. it's excellent for dancing.
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957. Whoa.
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958. Why don't you have the ladies
sign as well, would you please?
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959. - After all, they are in the band.
- They are?
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960. - Excellent.
- Excellent.
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961. Where are you going, Rufus?
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962. I got a surprise for you.
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963. Here.
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964. That's to help you
as you start your new band.
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965. Thanks, Rufus.
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966. Now I just have one further
humble request.
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967. If I might be so honoured
to jam with you?
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968. - Do you know how to play, Rufus?
- Well, I play a little.
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969. Whoa!
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970. Most outstanding, Rufus.
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971. Let's jam.
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972. - Bill, my friend?
- Yes, Ted, my friend?
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973. This has been
a most excellent adventure.
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974. - One...
- Two...
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975. One, two, three, four!
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976. They do get better.
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