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3. - Ready, b?
- Ready, t.
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4. Okay.
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5. This is the story of
our most excellent dads.
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6. I'm bill s. Preston, esquire.
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7. And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan.
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8. And we're wyld stallyns!
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9. This was probably
the first time you saw 'em.
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10. Let's rock!
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11. And this was probably the last.
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12. Not long before we were born,
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13. they were told they
were gonna write a song
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14. that was gonna unite the entire world.
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15. Which they thought they
had done with their hit single,
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16. "those who rock."
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17. Not only did it not unite the world...
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18. But the band fell apart.
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19. And our dads, alone now,
were trying harder and harder.
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20. But the problem was,
the harder dads tried...
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21. The less interested
people seemed to be in their music.
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22. Not only was it wearing
on them and on the family.
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23. But the universe they were told
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24. they were gonna bring together,
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25. was actually starting to unravel.
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26. Yeah, time was folding in on itself.
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27. It was bad.
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28. What?
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29. Totally, dude.
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30. Make some noise!
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31. Anyways, this is how
we got to where we are now.
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32. Hello, friends and loved ones.
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33. To this most joyous of occasions!
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34. Ted and I have known missy
in different capacities
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35. for many decades.
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36. First, she was our babysitter
when we were ten.
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37. Then we both invited her to the prom
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38. when she was a senior
and we were freshmen.
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39. Yeah!
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40. Two years later, she married my dad
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41. and missy became mom.
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42. After divorcing bill's dad,
she married my dad
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43. - and became my mom.
- Yeah.
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44. And now she's marrying
Ted's little brother,
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45. officer Deacon Logan.
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46. Yeah.
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47. Missy, bill and I,
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48. along with my beautiful wife, Elizabeth,
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49. and our daughter, Billie.
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50. And my beautiful wife, Joanna,
and our daughter, thea,
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51. all wanna welcome you back.
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52. With open arms.
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53. This happy event would seem to make
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54. Deacon his own father-in-law
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55. and Ted his own uncle.
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56. Not to mention making my dad
his own son.
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57. And with that
beautiful thought in mind,
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58. for your first dance,
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59. we wish to present you
with a matrimonial offering.
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60. A sneak peek at the world premiere
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61. of our newest Sonic creation.
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62. We're not sure if this is going to be
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63. the song that unites the world.
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64. We're pretty sure it might.
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65. - At least we hope.
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66. Sure to be another real doozy
from the wyld stallyns.
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67. Check one two three.
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68. Let's dance, freaky deaky.
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69. You got it, kissy missy.
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70. Your dad used to call me that.
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71. Totally aware of that, babe.
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72. Please enjoy the first
three movements of...
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73. "That which binds us through time."
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74. The chemical, physical, and
biological nature of love.
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75. An exploration of
the meaning of meaning.
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76. Part one.
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77. Ah.
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78. - Ready, bill?
- Ready, Ted.
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79. - One.
- Two.
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80. One, two, three, four.
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81. Dad, I've told you a thousand times,
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82. bill and I have to keep going till...
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83. Yeah. Till your music unites the world.
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84. Chief Logan, the people
in the future told us...
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85. - Bill, you didn't time-travel.
- We did.
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86. Your wives aren't from medieval england.
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87. They are.
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88. - And you didn't go to heaven and hell.
- We did!
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89. - You didn't!
- We did!
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90. And you know why?
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91. Because it's impossible.
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92. Here's a real idea for you two.
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93. Here it comes, dude.
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94. Get real jobs.
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95. Be role models to your daughters.
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96. Oh, never mind.
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97. You are.
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98. They're 24, they live at home
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99. and they're unemployed.
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100. You remember when you used to call them
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101. "little bill,"little Ted"?
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102. We thought it was cute, gramps.
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103. Hey.
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104. Yeah. Well, it turned out to be a curse.
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105. All I ever see them do is sit around,
listen to music.
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106. That is our primary activity,
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107. definitely. Yeah.
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108. You guys okay?
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109. Joanna, Elizabeth,
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110. how do you feel about being
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111. the only adults in your families?
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112. The only ones with actual jobs?
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113. Let's pack up.
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114. Don't listen to him.
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115. I really appreciate you doing this.
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116. I know it wasn't your choice.
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117. Of course, Jo.
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118. I really want this to work
for both of us.
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119. Yeanh.
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120. Oh, hey.
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121. How's it goin', dude?
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122. Great, dude.
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123. - Hi!
- Hey, Jo.
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125. I'm sorry, is this the right day?
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126. Yeah, totally.
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127. So, do you understand why this situation
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128. might seem at all strange
to your wives?
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129. No. Not at all. Why?
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130. Well, when your wives
suggested couples therapy,
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131. do you think that this is
what they had in mind?
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132. Well, definitely.
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133. I mean,
we're a couple of couples, right?
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134. - That is true.
- Yeah.
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135. But usually, with couples therapy,
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136. it just means one couple.
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137. - That makes sense.
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139. so let's work with that.
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140. Yes? Yeah.
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141. Okay, great.
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142. Ted, is there something you feel
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143. your wife needs to hear from you?
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144. Yeah. Totally.
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145. We love you guys.
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146. Oh, that is good, dude.
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147. In a way, yes.
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148. I mean, it is great to feel loved.
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149. But do you understand
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150. how that might sound strange
to your wives?
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151. I'll shoot this at bill.
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152. No.
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153. I mean, we love 'em.
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154. "We love them."
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155. Yeanh. Yeah. We do.
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156. Okay. It's the "we" part.
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157. Ted, can you say the same thing,
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158. but instead of "we,"
say "I" in the sentence.
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159. - Oh. Yeah.
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160. Of course.
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161. Okay.
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162. - Elizabeth?
- Yes.
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163. I and bill love you and Joanna.
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165. Dude, with all due respect,
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166. I don't think you're quite getting this.
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167. - Okay go for it, dude.
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169. Yes, go for it, dude.
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170. - Great.
- Okay.
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171. Joanna?
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174. I and Ted, totally love and worship you
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175. and Elizabeth.
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176. - Perfect, dude.
- Awesome, dude, thanks.
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177. Joanna, would you or Elizabeth
like to respond to that?
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178. Oh. Well, would you...
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179. Well, it has been tough for us.
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180. At home.
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181. You know, it's been so hard watching you
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182. beat your heads
against the wall for 25 years
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183. and I'm not sure how much longer
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184. we can keep going on like this.
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185. What?
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186. Well...
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187. Bill, Ted.
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188. I'd love to spend the last part
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189. of this session with your wives.
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190. - Alone?
- Yes, alone.
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193. Okay. All right, then.
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194. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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195. Dude, did you know
they felt that way?
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196. We have to fix this.
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197. The thing is, they're right, bill.
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198. They're princesses.
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199. Yeanh.
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200. We pulled them out of their
lives to be here with us.
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201. And they didn't come
all this way for this.
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202. That's why we gotta keep working, dude.
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203. But isn't that the problem?
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204. Yeah. But it's also the solution.
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205. Yeah. I guess.
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206. Dude, this is transcendent.
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207. Is this Fillmore '667
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208. no, monterey pop, '67.
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209. That second sound check
where they did that riff
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210. on amazing grace.
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211. How's it goin', dads?
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212. How's it goin', girls?
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213. How was therapy?
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214. - It went okay.
- Yeah.
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215. Hey, dad, by the way, gramps was wrong.
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216. The wedding song was most luminous.
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217. Oh, thank you, b.
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218. Glad you dug it, Billie.
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219. No, seriously, uncle Ted,
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220. when did you get so excellent
on theremin?
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221. Your playing rivaled,
and I'm not kidding,
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222. Clara rockmore.
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223. Thanks, t.
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224. Clara rockmore
was definitely an inspiration.
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225. Yeanh.
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226. - And, uncle bill!
- Yeah.
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227. The throat singing, I mean,
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228. it was a whole new level of eloquence.
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229. Some serious buga khoomel.
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230. Your musical acumen
is most impressive, girls.
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231. - Hey dad, good luck on the song.
- You got this.
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232. What is it, Ted?
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233. Liz is right.
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234. We have been banging our heads
against a wall for 25 years.
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235. And I'm tired, dude.
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236. Ted.
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237. We have a destiny to fulfill.
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238. Yeanh.
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239. And think about our fans, dude.
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240. Bob and Wendy will totally understand.
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241. Eileen we haven't heard from
for several years.
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242. Bill?
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243. What?
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244. I went into Cyrus adler music yesterday.
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245. He said he'd give me
$6,400 for the les Paul.
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246. Are you saying...
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247. Yeanh.
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248. I think I am.
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249. Yeanh.
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250. Yeanh.
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252. Dude! Dude!
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253. It's the future!
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254. Greetings, my excellent friends...
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255. Do we know you?
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256. I'm Kelly.
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257. Wait, you're Rufus' daughter!
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258. I am.
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259. And I've been wanting to
meet you my whole life.
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260. It must be very disappointing.
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261. Not at all.
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262. We have a problem, gentlemen.
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263. Potentially a very serious problem.
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264. About the music?
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265. About the music.
They just wanna talk to you.
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266. Dude,
I got a very bad feeling about this.
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267. It'll be fine, Ted.
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268. They totally love us in the future,
dude.
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269. Whoa!
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270. Dude, our dads are totally in trouble.
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272. They've been doing this
on their own for the longest time.
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273. Yeah, I wish there was some way
we could help 'em out, you know?
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274. Yeanh.
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275. But how?
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276. Whoa!
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277. Dude. Yeah?
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278. - The future.
- Yeah.
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279. Rufus.
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280. Greetings, my excellent friends.
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281. What you're looking at
is the original phone booth...
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282. Gentlemen?
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visit to the great ones
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284. way back in 1989.
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285. The prophecy tells us...
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286. Bill and Ted.
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287. Step forward.
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288. How's it goin'?
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289. Great ones?
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290. It's, uh...
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291. It's good to be back.
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295. - And party on, dudes.
- Yeah.
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296. Twenty-five years ago,
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297. wyld stallyns played a concert
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298. at the Grand Canyon.
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299. That's true.
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300. One month ago,
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301. you played the elks lodge
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303. most of whom were there only
because it was $2 taco night,
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304. whatever the hell that means.
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305. Well, yeah. We did!
Yeah. We did!
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306. You were supposed to
unite the world in song.
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307. According to her father,
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308. a song created by preston/logan...
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309. That's us, dude.
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310. At a concert performed
by everyone in the band
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311. at 7:17 P.M.
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312. At mp 46,
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313. that's tonight,
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314. will save reality as we know it,
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315. uniting humanity across all time.
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316. Wait...
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317. I'm sorry.
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318. What?
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321. Yes!
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322. Oh!
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324. in 77 minutes and 25 seconds.
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327. Dude, they totally hate us.
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329. Yeanh.
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330. Kelly!
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334. The great turntable is tipping.
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335. That there is the center
of space and time.
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336. San dimas 700 years ago, 7:17 P.M.
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338. could be the nexus point that brings
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339. humanity into rhythm and Harmony.
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340. - How?
- We only discovered this recently,
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341. but without it, reality will collapse,
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342. and time and space will cease to exist.
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343. So until 7:17 P.M...
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344. Anything is possible.
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345. And after 7:17 P.M.?
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346. Without the song,
there is no after 7:17 P.M.
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347. This was my dad's.
He'd want you to have it.
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348. It'll help keep track
of the time in San dimas.
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349. "Sometimes things
don't make sense."
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350. "Until the end of the story."
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351. That's what my dad always said.
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352. I'll leave you to it?
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353. Okay.
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354. Now alls we gotta do
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355. is write the greatest song ever written.
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356. That brings the entire world
into rhythm and Harmony.
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357. And saves reality as we know it.
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358. All through...
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359. Time.
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360. Dude. We've spent our whole life
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361. trying to write the song
that will unite the world.
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362. What makes us think we can
write it in, like, 75 minutes?
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363. Ted, we had to have written that song.
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364. The people in the future told us we did.
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366. Which means we have it in us, dude.
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367. Maybe we just haven't written it yet.
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368. Maybe we're still gonna.
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369. Well, if we haven't written it yet,
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370. but we know we're gonna at some point,
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371. why can't we just go to the future
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372. when we have written it?
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374. Ted! You have had many
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378. Except,
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379. won't that be stealing?
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380. How is that stealing
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381. if we're stealing it
from ourselves, dude?
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382. Yeah. Yeah.
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383. - I hope it still works.
- Yeah.
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384. How far into our future
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386. Let's be conservative. Say, two years?
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388. Then, once we get the song,
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390. And then what?
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391. Unite the world and save reality, dude.
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392. - Bill, my friend.
- Yes, Ted, my friend?
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- Yeah.
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398. Let's go say hello to
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but we're walking the walk
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404. Here?
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414. Bill, wait!
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- Hey, us's, stop!
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- How great to see you.
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You totally ran away from us.
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421. Look, guys, we know exactly
what you're thinking.
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open mic night at 6:15 P.M.
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such huge rock stars again.
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- Us being here
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- Not at all.
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These other us's don't have the song.
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432. Why don't you go write it yourselves
instead of trying to steal it from us?
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who couldn't write it, Ted.
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who lost his wife, Ted.
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435. What?
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438. After you failed couples therapy,
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439. Liz and Jo were visited by
other thems from the future
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441. and sent them all through time and space
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443. where they could be happy with you!
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444. And guess what?
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445. They didn't find one!
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446. And now we've been alone for two years
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448. No way.
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450. Our wives have been gone for two years
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452. You did, all right.
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454. And guess what else?
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455. Your daughters won't even talk to you.
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456. What?
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457. You're a dick, Ted.
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458. - You want a piece of me, Ted?
- Ted, he's not worth it!
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We gotta go.
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460. Yeah! And save our marriages.
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461. Losers! Has-beens!
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462. - Whatever!
- Stop fighting with yourself!
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466. Yeah. And your you is
a very contentious dickweed.
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467. Bill, we gotta go back
and talk with Liz and Jo.
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471. Well, then, give them a chance.
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Like, all throughout time?
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and they're all alone!
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- Impossible.
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- Elizabeth!
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- We need to talk to you.
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546. - What? No, we're not.
- No, are we?
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553. - Darling, you don't even drink.
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- Yeah. And the lying.
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tried to tell us
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gonna make it worse.
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And make it better.
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579. - One last thing.
- Yeah.
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580. Older yous from the future
are just about to show up
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581. to take you on a trip
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582. in search of a happy life with us.
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583. Don't go.
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- So, go?
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599. Right. Those older us's
they referred to are outside.
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601. As am I. We haven't time-traveled
in more than two decades.
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602. - No, I know.
- You know what, ladies?
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- Lovely. Thank you.
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and thea theodora Preston.
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621. Yeah, we're here for our dads,
to help them unite the world.
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622. Like, no exaggeration,
literally unite the world.
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a killer band for 'em,
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626. How would you like to be a key
part of this epochal song?
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628. No.
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636. go marching in
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637. oh, when the saints
go marching in
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639. oh, when the saints
go marching in
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640. all right, all right,
all right. All right.
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642. Uh... we're so sorry.
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649. And specifically requested
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650. And here's why.
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651. Your improvisations,
obviously influenced
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652. by bunk Johnson
and king Oliver...
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653. Yeah, but ultimately sui generis.
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654. Totally inspired him, sir.
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655. You gotta come see this, fellas.
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657. You liberated all music, dude.
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660. Damn it.
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662. Dude, look at where we live!
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and saved the universe,
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666. a dam broke and the songs
just kept comin' and comin'?
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667. Oh, yeah.
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668. Hello!
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669. Younger us's, hello!
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670. - Hello!
- Hello!
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671. This time,
we were expecting you.
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with Liz and Jo
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686. that we decided, as families,
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in medieval england.
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bloody well rubbed off!
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689. And I can't say
how chuffed we are about it.
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690. Oh!
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692. I must say,
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695. Yeah. I didn't have a big problem
with that other me,
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this other me even more.
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707. Honestly, I wouldn't have
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712. Yeah!
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720. Marvelous!
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723. Yeah, you do!
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for those other us's
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731. to go back
and change everything.
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getting a whole lot better.
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734. Ted, seriously, slow down
on the vodka, dude.
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back to San dimas?
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740. And he's outside right now
calling the cops.
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741. Ted, I told you Dave grohl
came back this week.
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he came back next week.
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even thinking?
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744. Just 'cause you two couldn't
come up with a great song...
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746. Doesn't mean we should
be punished for that.
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748. You have to!
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749. It's your only chance
to get our wives back.
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752. Oh, man.
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to do with youl!
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all through time
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755. and finally realized you are losers.
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756. Yeah, 'cause you make bad choices.
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761. Yeah? Watch what happens
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762. See?
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764. Ted!
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- Yeah!
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768. Change it!
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The lies, the delusions.
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I'm done with both of them.
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bill and Ted.
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everything we're gonna do!
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further into the future.
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795. At some point,
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- I'm tryin', dude.
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- Almost there, dude.
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meet Mr. Louis Armstrong.
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was the cat's meow, man.
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- Psychedelic.
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813. Very funny, whoever you are.
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picked me up in 1922, Jim.
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we're putting together
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839. Dude, the future totally
sent a killer robot after us.
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the song, dude.
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- Pain!
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- Death!
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- Enough! Stop!
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860. That's funny, 'cause for us
it's only, like, five minutes ago.
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867. Yes!
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868. Bill, Ted, seriously,
we can't take that song back.
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869. Oh, you're not taking it back, curly.
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872. and we're gonna go get lives
and our wives back!
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873. And unite the world!
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874. And save reality!
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- Yes!
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891. - Good.
- Oh, my god, is that you?
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- We love you guys.
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- You should probably go.
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- Okay.
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895. - We're gonna fix it!
- I got it.
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to the end to find out, Ted.
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You're a robot!
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next and wait.
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greatest drummer of all time.
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Miss... miss grom...
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the world, too, mother.
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generation's done that great.
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if you were wondering.
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just showed up in San dimas, mother.
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This is really happening.
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what the hell is happening?
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with a song by 7:17 P.M.
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932. Wait. What? Wait. What?
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the end of space and time.
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936. So, this is some kind of error
in our holographic dual field?
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classical tautological causal circuit.
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textbook entanglement to me.
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is most impressive.
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943. You should put it to good use
and help us save reality!
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944. Yeah!
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945. That's great.
'Cause it is the end of space and time.
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946. Right.
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947. Mr. Armstrong, Mr. Hendrix,
herr Mozart,
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948. miss grom, miss ling lun, and Mr. Cudi,
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949. we're gonna take you
into our dads' studio
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950. and start practicing.
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951. So that when our dads get back here
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953. you guys can play it for 'em.
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954. Sound good?
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955. Let's get practicing.
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956. Bogus.
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957. Oops.
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958. I'm so sorry, great leader.
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959. No.
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960. No.
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961. Oh, no.
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962. Are you okay?
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963. I think so, dude.
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964. Are you okay?
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965. I think so, dude.
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966. Dude, where are we?
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967. Are you guys okay?
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968. My mother just had me killed.
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969. I didn't think she'd actually do it,
but she did.
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970. Our sincerest apologies that we're here,
great musicians.
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971. We just wanted to help our dads.
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973. Time?
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974. 6:48 P.M.
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975. Whoa.
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976. Dude!
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977. Are Jo and Liz here?
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978. Yes.
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979. And no.
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980. What did you mean
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981. "yes and no"?
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982. There are infinite pasts.
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983. Each is entangled with infinite futures.
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984. So, what are you sayin'?
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985. Where you end up
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986. all depends
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987. on what happens
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988. with this.
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989. Is that...
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990. It's the answer to everything.
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991. It's called...
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992. "Face the music."
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993. Dudes...
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995. It's you two.
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996. It is us.
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997. Face the music.
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998. Preston/logan!
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999. Recorded at 7:17 P.M.
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1000. At mp 46.
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1001. It's in your hands now.
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1002. Go make it happen.
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1003. Thank you, wise old us's.
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1004. Yeanh.
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1005. I just wanna say thank you, bill,
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you've been there for me.
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1007. I feel like I never really
knew you, Ted.
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1008. That's my fault.
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1009. I never truly opened myself up to you.
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1010. The truth is, I looked at you
and saw myself.
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1011. Yeah. I know. Me, too.
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1012. I'm sorry for the times
I let you down, bill.
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1013. You never have, bill.
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1014. You never have.
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1015. Oh!
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1016. I'll never forget you, bill.
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1017. Ever.
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1018. Catch you later, Ted.
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1019. Catch you later, bill and Ted.
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1021. Yeanh.
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1024. how to unite
the whole world with it.
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1026. Yeanh.
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1027. Dude! What?
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1028. The booth is gone.
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1029. What?
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1030. Where did it go?
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1031. I don't know. Let's go back
and ask those wise old us's.
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1032. Yeah. I hope we're still alive.
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1033. Freeze, preston/logan.
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1034. Oh, this is exactly
what we don't need right now.
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1035. We can't. We gotta get back
to the present, like, now.
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1036. Yeah. Look, we know
you were sent here
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1037. to kill us if we didn't have the song.
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1038. But we actually do have
the song now, so...
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1039. Wait. You have the song?
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1040. Oh.
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1041. Uh...
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1042. Mistakes were made.
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1043. Apologies are given.
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1044. You're forgiven. No problem.
But we gotta go, robot dude.
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1045. Wait! No, must expiate guilt.
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1046. For what? We're fine, dude.
Let us go!
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1047. For
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1048. murdering family.
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1049. Wait. What?
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1050. What are you talking about?
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1051. I lasered your daughters.
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1052. You lasered them?
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1053. You lasered our daughters?
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1054. Where are they?
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1055. Daughters are
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1056. in hell.
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1057. You sent our daughters to hell?
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1058. We have to go get them.
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1059. Shoot us.
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1060. I can't shoot you. You have the song.
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1061. Well, guess what?
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1062. Now there's no song.
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1063. Now you got no choice, robot.
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1064. You gotta kill us.
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1065. Can no longer take life.
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1066. What?
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1067. Failure. Failure.
Failure. Failure.
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1068. Dude,
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1069. we need this guy to laser us
but he appears to be having
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1071. Shoot us, robot!
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1072. I can't. I'm a failure.
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1073. I don't even deserve to live, you know?
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1074. Shoot us!
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1075. Can't do it. Shoot myself.
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1076. Wait, don't! You can't!
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1077. We gotta go save Billie and thea.
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1078. Let's do it! Yeah.
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1079. I'm so sorry!
Goodbye, cruel world!
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1080. It worked!
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1081. Yeah!
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1082. World!
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1083. That is unexpected.
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1084. Yeah. How can a robot even die?
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1085. Let's find the girls.
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1086. Can I come with you?
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1087. He did kill us.
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1088. Come on, robot!
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1089. Wait. I have a name.
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1090. It's Dennis.
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1091. Dennis McCoy.
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1092. Okay. Let's go, Dennis McCoy.
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1093. Theal - Billie!
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1094. Dennis Caleb McCoy.
That's the full name.
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1095. Let's go, dude!
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1096. I feel gratitude. Gratitude.
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1097. Okay, we get it.
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1098. You're a grateful, totally insecure,
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1099. somehow dead robot
named Dennis Caleb McCoy.
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1100. Theal - Billie!
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1101. How're we gonna find them, dude?
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1102. I don't know, dude.
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1103. Yeah, I don't even know, dude.
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1104. Thea! Billie!
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1105. Great leader?
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1106. Bill and Ted are dead. Did it work?
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1107. No.
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1108. Nothing is working.
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1109. They were very nice.
Very nice. Good group.
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1110. - Group?
- Yeah. They went that way.
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1111. Thanks, demons.
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1112. - You betcha.
- Enjoy hell, y'all.
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1113. - Thanks, demons.
- Have a good time, boys.
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1115. What is that, a robot?
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1116. Yeah, that's a robot in hell.
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1117. - Thea?
- Billie?
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1118. - Thea?
- Billiel
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1119. nol
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1120. - apology not accepted, mother.
- Kelly?
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1121. Oh!
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1122. Bill and Ted are here.
Did it work, mom?
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1123. Yeah. That's what I thought.
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1124. Where are they?
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1125. They're that way.
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1126. I'm Dennis Caleb McCoy. I am so...
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1127. No! No.
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1128. Oh, yeah. This is way worse
than the Christmas incident.
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1129. And you named him Dennis?
After my ex?
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1130. Get outta here!
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1131. - Theal! Billie!
- Billie! Thea!
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1132. Dads!
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1133. Dads!
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1134. How're you doin'?
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1135. Well, you know, we're dead.
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1136. And we're in hell.
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1137. But how're you doin'?
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1138. We're good!
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1139. Yeah. Look who we found.
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1140. Dad?
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1141. Hi, Ted.
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1142. I was wrong. I mean, you're here.
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1143. Which implies that you also
traveled through time
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1144. and that your wives actually
are princesses.
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1145. All of which proves
that it is imperative
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1146. that you write the song
that will unite the entire world.
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1147. And save reality.
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1148. Wait, is that new?
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1149. Yeah.
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1150. Well, then, I should help you
instead of criticizing you.
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1151. And I am very, very, very sorry.
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1152. Thanks, dad!
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1153. Yeah, thanks, chief Logan!
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1154. I wasn't talking to you, bill.
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1155. Oh. Cool.
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1156. Well, dads, this is the band
we put together for you.
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1157. This is Jimi Hendrix, Louis Armstrong...
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1158. And Mozart,
and ling lun, and grom.
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1159. A pleasure, gentlemen.
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1160. You raised two fine young girls.
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1161. - Thank you.
- And this is kid cudi
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1162. who's not technically
a historical figure.
Copy !req
1163. - Kinda am now, I think.
- Yeah.
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1165. Yeah. Welcome to, and sorry about, hell.
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1166. My bad.
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1167. Oh.
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1168. Well, that's Dennis Caleb McCoy.
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1169. We've met.
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1170. He killed us.
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1171. I'm really sorry
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1172. that I lasered you all.
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1173. And
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1174. I just need to tell you...
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1175. My name
is Dennis Caleb McCoy, and...
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1176. Thank you, Dennis.
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1177. Well, thanks for coming to get us.
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1178. How're we gonna get outta here?
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1179. We're gonna go talk to death.
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1180. Well, isn't he still mad at you guys?
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1181. Oh, yeah.
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1182. - And we're still mad at him.
- Yeah.
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1183. Oh.
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1184. Nineteen minutes.
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1185. Everyone, follow us.
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1186. Yes way!
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1187. Best 75 out of 81.
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1188. - Is he playing hopscotch by himself?
- I have bested you again.
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1189. He looks miserable, dude.
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1190. Yes!
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1191. Dude, he's cheating!
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1192. Yes!
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1193. - Take a hike.
- Let's go, dude.
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1194. Good luck, dads.
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1195. - Be sweet.
- Okay.
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1196. Okay.
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1197. Hey, death.
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1198. Why, if it isn't the wyld stallyns.
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1199. Have you come to sue me again?
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1200. No, death. Not at all.
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1201. No. We just need to talk to you, death.
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1202. Talk to the hand.
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1203. It will only take a second, dude.
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1204. - Death!
- Come on, dude.
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1206. Bill and Ted.
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1207. What?
Did your restraining order run out?
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1208. Did the judge change his mind?
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1209. So, now I am allowed
to get close to you?
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1210. Hmm? Is this too close?
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1211. Death.
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1213. - Remember, be sweet, dude.
- You're right.
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wyld stallyns.
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1217. You kicked me out
because you was jealous of me.
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1218. - No, no, no, dude.
- Yes, yes, yes.
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1220. You wouldn't let me play!
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1221. Dude, you were playing
40-minute bass solos.
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1224. What?
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1225. Those 40-minute solos,
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1227. It's no wonder
you went down in the tubes.
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1229. Oh!
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1230. Death, the reason we came here is 'cause
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1232. called mp 46, like, right now.
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1233. All of time is gonna fold
in on itself, dude.
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1235. because I took two so-called
"friends" back up
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1238. Sorry, not sorry.
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1239. Bye!
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1240. - What now?
- I don't know, dude.
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1241. Dads, we have an idea.
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1242. You mind if we try?
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1243. I mean, the dude is the most
rad bass player, like, ever.
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1244. Yeanh.
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1245. Please.
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1246. - Okay.
- Come on.
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1247. - All right.
- He's kind of a dick.
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1248. Okay.
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1249. Dads, we think
you should wait outside.
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1250. Oh.
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1251. Excuse us, Mr. Death, sir.
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1252. It's good to see you again,
Mr. Death, sir.
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and little Ted.
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1255. Yeanh.
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1256. Oh.
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1257. Don't fudge with me.
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1260. Really? Yeah.
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1261. I mean, the lonely soul surfer
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1262. was the most underrated album in 1998.
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1263. The critics hated it.
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1264. Well, they just weren't ready
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1265. for an album that was all bass.
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1266. "It was all over the place," they said.
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1267. "It was a raging, confused mess,"
they said.
Copy !req
1268. "It was even worse than
pale on pale," they said.
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1269. Well...
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1270. It was, in parts.
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"too pale to cry..."
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1276. Oh, well...
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1277. What did you think of the hook
in "boogie down with doctor d?"
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1278. What can we even say?
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1279. Insane. We've never seen
left-hand technique like that.
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1280. I know! I was self-taught.
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1281. You have some crazy, crazy skills, dude!
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1282. Well...
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1283. - You know what you need?
- Hmm?
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1284. You just need a band.
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1285. And the band needs you.
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1286. Oh.
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1287. Come on in.
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1288. Dads,
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1289. is there something you would
like to say to death?
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1290. We're sorry for how things
went between us, death.
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1291. Yeanh.
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1292. Sincerely sorry.
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1293. I am sorry that fame went to my head.
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1295. We really did love playing
with you, dude.
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1299. Would you
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1302. Oh, I...
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1303. I suppose.
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1304. Okay, let's go!
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1305. Right. Right.
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1306. It's Dennis. Hi.
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1307. - I got lost.
- Get in, Dennis.
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1308. Okay. Thank you, guys.
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1309. Hey, kid cudi.
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1310. - Oh, hello. Hello, everyone.
- Ow!
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1311. Hey. Hey. Yeah, okay, friends.
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1312. Let's rock!
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1316. You don't just get to rock.
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1317. You got to earn the right to rock.
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1321. To really dig the groove
of the quantum realm,
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1323. Dig?
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1324. Anyone know where mp 46 is?
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1325. We're never gonna make our flight.
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1326. Hmm.
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1327. Deac, deac. Look at that.
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1328. Whoa!
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1329. I got this.
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1330. Stop!
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1331. We're back!
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1332. What?
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1333. This is bad.
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1334. Really bad.
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1335. Okay, guys, let's go!
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1336. Come on!
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1337. Come on, Mozart.
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we'd ever get there in time.
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1344. Because this is where it happened.
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1346. But, dude, what're we gonna play?
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1347. I don't know, dude.
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1348. Bill and Ted? I saved these.
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1349. I'm not sure if
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1351. - Thanks, Dennis.
- Dads!
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1352. Dads! Mp 46.
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1354. Alls we need is the song.
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1355. Thea.
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1356. Billie.
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1358. We don't have the song.
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1359. You don't?
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1360. No.
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1361. We're sorry.
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1362. We're sorry, dads.
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1363. Yeah, we really wanted to
help you out with this.
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1365. Preston?
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1366. Logan?
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1367. Preston/logan.
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1368. Whoa!
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1369. What is it, dads?
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1370. It's you!
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1371. What?
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1372. It was you the whole time.
We just didn't see it.
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1373. We can't write music.
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1374. Whatever... we just listen to stuff.
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1375. From things we like.
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1376. And we just kind of put stuff together.
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1377. Yeah, maybe you just listen a little,
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1378. make things you like.
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1379. And put it all together.
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1380. Girls, you're not here to back us.
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1383. Whoa!
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1385. Here you go. Instruments!
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1386. Whoa!
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1387. Dude, I just thought of something.
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1388. What is it, Ted?
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1391. Throughout all of time?
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1392. That is a good question, dude.
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they'd all have to hear it
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1395. Ted, of course!
That's how we're gonna unite 'em.
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alls we gotta do is
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1399. Yeah, and get 'em instruments, dude.
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1402. I mean, how hard can it be
to rock with that?
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1403. Tambourine is not as easy as it looks.
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1404. What about dancing?
I'm a very gifted dancer.
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1405. You dance?
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1406. Really?
Copy !req
1407. Why don't you go over there
and rehearse your dance?
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1408. Okay.
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1409. Dude, we have no power!
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1410. Say no more. On it.
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1411. Okay.
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1415. Hi
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1416. Did you find a reality where
we're all happy together?
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1417. We did.
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1418. We realized we're happiest
in this reality.
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1419. Sweet!
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1420. Now, did we hear you say something about
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1421. distributing instruments
all throughout time?
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1422. Ready, t7
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1423. five, six, five, six, seven, eight!
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1424. Oh, my god, what's happening?
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1425. Excuse me, Mr. Cudi, sir?
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1426. Our wives just traveled
through multiple realities.
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1427. And in doing so, they realized...
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1428. They're all happening
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1429. - simultaneously.
- Simultaneously.
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1430. Do we need individual us's
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1431. to take instruments to infinite places?
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1432. Okay.
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1433. See, contrary to what some have argued,
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1434. universal wave function is,
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1435. epistemologically speaking,
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1436. both cyclic and separating.
In other words...
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1437. Excuse me, kid cudi.
I don't mean to be rude,
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1438. but we have, like,
four and a half minutes.
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1439. Madam. Madam! We have to go.
It's not safe to be in here.
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1440. Where were you thinking of going?
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1441. I think it's a lunar eclipse.
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1442. That is not lunar, you guys.
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1443. This is a disaster, t.
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1444. What are we gonna do, b?
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1445. Stop!
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1446. All you need to do is go
in the quantum superposition
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1447. with multiple realities.
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1448. But how?
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1449. Dudes, the booth is obviously
a tunnel to the quantum realm.
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1450. Go, go, go!
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1451. - Thank you, Mr. Cudi!
- Thank you, Mr. Cudi!
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1452. Station.
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1453. Station!
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1454. - Grom!
- Grom, you start!
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1455. - No, no, no...
- Stop, stop!
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1456. And now, death!
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1457. Well... it's... maybe something like...
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1458. "Too pale to cry."
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1459. - That last riff?
- Amazing!
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1460. Yeah.
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1461. What're we gonna tell people to play?
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1462. - We'll be right back.
- Okay.
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1463. Read me the number
for the infinite, dude.
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1464. 6-9...
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1465. 6-9
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1466. 2-9-9
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1467. - how about that concerto?
- Okay, go tell him.
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1468. Mozart.
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1469. 3-4-5.5
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1470. 5-1-0-1
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1471. I already said goodbye to the girls.
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1472. But I wanna stay here and dance.
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1473. Dennis.
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1474. Good luck, my excellent friends.
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1475. Thanks, Kelly.
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1476. Later, Dennis.
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1477. My name is Dennis. Dennis McCoy.
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1478. 2-7-1-8.
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1479. Faster, you know? Yeah! Now, d.
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1480. Oh, yeah.
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1481. Yeah!
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1482. Watch this!
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1483. Jimi, for the win!
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1484. 1-8-2-8-3-5
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1485. okay. Okay. The girls said c major.
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1486. 113 beats per minute.
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1487. - Got it.
- All right. Yeah.
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1488. 4-5-55.1
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1489. - 4-3-95...
- Guys, maybe just press
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1490. the infinite button.
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1491. Oh, yeah.
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1492. Yeanh.
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1493. One last thing.
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1494. I love you, Elizabeth.
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1495. I love you, Joanna.
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1496. We know.
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1497. I love you.
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1498. - Okay, let's go.
- Okay.
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1499. How's it goin', deac?
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1500. Missy.
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1501. In case you're wondering,
I'm essentially an infinite me.
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1502. Catch you later.
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1503. Outstanding!
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1504. Yeah!
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1505. - Excellent!
- Excellent!
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1506. Dads!
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1507. Wait.
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1508. San dimas, make some noise!
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1509. Yeah!
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1510. Ten, nine...
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1511. Eight, seven...
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1512. Six...
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1513. - Five...
- Dads!
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1514. Four, three...
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1515. Two, one.
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1516. Madam, you need to see this.
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1517. Your father would be so proud of you.
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1518. - Bye!
- Bye, kid cudi!
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1519. - Bye!
- See ya, kid cudi!
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1520. It's working!
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1521. Yeah!
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1522. And so, it wasn't so much
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1523. the song that made the difference.
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1524. It was everyone playing it together.
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1525. And it worked.
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1526. Dude,
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1527. are you dead yet?
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1528. No.
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1529. Are you?
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1530. No.
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1531. There's one more thing we need to do
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1532. before we go.
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1533. Definitely.
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1534. Ready, bill?
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1535. Ready, Ted.
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1536. One... two...
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1537. One, two, three, four!
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1538. Okay.
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1539. Yeah. Okay.
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1540. - Okay.
- Okay.
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1541. We still got it.
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1542. Hey, bill. Yeah?
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1543. Okay, I have to sit down.
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1544. I'm sorry.
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1545. - That was fun.
- That was good.
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1546. Nurse!
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