1. What I'd like to do today is
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2. - You mean the truth?
- Of course.
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3. First, just state your name and
your occupation for the record.
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4. Egg Shen, bus driver.
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5. Bus driver.
What kind of bus and where, please?
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6. Tour bus. Bus for tourists.
San Francisco Chinatown.
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7. Thank you. Now, before we get
to the meat of this thing,
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8. do you at the present time
have any knowledge
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9. of the whereabouts of
a Mr Jack Burton or his truck?
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10. - Oh, God. Will you leave him alone?
- Mr Shen, please.
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11. You could be in a great deal of trouble.
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12. Half a city block
explodes in a ball of green flame.
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13. Green flame! All hell
is breaking loose here.
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14. And there are people
who say you're involved,
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15. that you might be responsible,
that you're a very dangerous man.
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16. - Now, if you're protecting Jack Burton...
- You leave Jack Burton alone!
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17. We are in his debt.
He showed great courage.
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18. OK.
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19. But if I'm gonna be your attorney,
there are a few things I have to know
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20. that still don't make any sense to me.
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21. Like...
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22. do you really believe in magic?
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23. You mean Chinese black magic?
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24. - Yes.
- Absolutely.
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25. Are you still serious about this? And
monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose?
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26. Sure. And sorcery.
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27. And I suppose that you expect me
to believe in sorcery as well?
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28. - Of course.
- Why?
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29. Because it's real.
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30. How can I know that, Mr Shen?
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31. - How?
- Yes, how? Help me out here.
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32. Please.
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33. See? That was nothing.
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34. But that's how it always begins.
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35. Very small.
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36. This is Jack Burton at the Pork-Chop Express
and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin'.
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37. It's like I told my last wife.
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38. I says "Honey,
I never drive faster than I can see."
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39. "Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
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40. You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and
take his advice on a dark and stormy night.
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41. When some wild-eyed maniac
grabs your neck,
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42. taps the back of your head
up against a barroom wall,
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43. he looks you crooked in the eye
and asks you if you've paid your dues,
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44. you just stare that big sucker
back in the eye,
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45. and remember what Jack Burton
always says.
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46. "Have you paid your dues, Jack?"
"Yes, sir, the check is in the mail."
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47. Well, you see, I'm not ea yin' that I've
been everywhere and I've done everything.
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48. But I do know it's a pretty
amazing planet we live on here,
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49. and a man would have to be some kinda fool
to think we're all alone in this universe.
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50. I can't believe you're stuck on even.
This is odd!
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51. All right, even! Another even! Come on!
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52. You want one more? All right!
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53. - What do we got? He can't count.
- Even!
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54. Learn how to play some fan-tan here,
buddy-boy!
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55. Three!
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56. Heaven and earth, boys. What can I tell ya?
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57. You like that one?
What did he say, Wang? In English?
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58. Something about beginner's luck.
It doesn't translate. But he quits.
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59. He quits? What is this? It's a brand-new day
and he's still got 100 bucks in his pocket.
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60. I'm not gonna complain, because I'll bet I'd
have lost my shirt in the next 20 minutes.
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61. Breaks my heart to do this,
but the next time I'm down here,
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62. you'll gang up on Jack so fast
he won't know what the hell happened.
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63. - No.
- Ah, sure. Easy come, easy go, Wang.
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64. No!
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65. Not next time. Now.
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66. Is this gonna get ugly now? I hope not.
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67. I thought what we were here,
racial differences aside,
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68. was a coupla old friends,
both of us Californians.
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69. Shit, Wang. It's only a game.
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70. Nothin' or double.
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71. This knife cuts this bottle in half.
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72. - Nothin' or double.
- Bullshit.
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73. - Nothin' or double.
- Why, man? Don't be stupid.
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74. - I need the money.
- I got near a thousand bucks here, Wang.
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75. 1,148, Jack.
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76. OK. But not that bottle.
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77. This bottle.
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78. OK.
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79. You're outta your mind, Wang.
God bless ya!
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80. - It's all in the reflexes.
- It always works at home.
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81. Have me over for dinner some year
and prove it.
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82. In the meantime, pay up: $1,148 times two.
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83. - I don't have that kind of money.
- I didn't hear that.
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84. I'm just a poor Chinese boy, you know?
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85. You own a restaurant. That's more than me.
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86. Yeah, right. What I meant was,
I don't got that kind of money on me.
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87. That's what I thought you meant.
Where's your truck?
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88. - I gotta go somewhere.
- No, you don't.
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89. I do. How about we meet in my restaurant
in a few hours? I pay then.
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90. - You pay now. Where you gotta go?
- The airport.
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91. - Yeah, right. Over my dead body.
- If need be.
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92. - I'll follow you.
- You don't trust me? That makes me sad.
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93. - It reminds me of an old Chinese joke.
- Save it. I'll give you a lift. Get in.
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94. - You were gonna follow me, Jack.
- I know, then I came to my senses.
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95. - So who are we pickin' up?
- A girl. I don't wanna talk about it.
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96. - A girl? Where from?
- Peking.
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97. This is a big day in my life. I should
have gone home and gotten 40 winks.
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98. A girl from China?
All right, I never done that.
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99. I picked up girls from everywhere else,
but never from China. Is she pretty?
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100. - I'm gonna marry her, Jack.
- Oh, God!
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101. I've known her since we were kids.
I haven't seen her in five years.
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102. I came here alone.
I worked my fingers till they bled.
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103. Before you knew me, I slept on the floor.
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104. I saved every nickel to bring her here
because I love her so much.
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105. I can't eat, sleep or think properly
without her any more.
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106. She'll put my whole life in order.
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107. Boy, listen to me. Real tough guy.
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108. You sound a little nervous, pal.
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109. That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind
and my spirit are goin' north and south.
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110. Flight number 26 has just arrived
at gate number seven.
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111. Whoa. Who is that?
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112. She has green eyes.
You know how rare that is, Jack?
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113. - How can you tell from here?
- Not her. She's trouble. Miao Yin.
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114. Beautiful green eyes, like creamy jade.
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115. Trouble, huh?
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116. - Can I ask you a serious question?
- Absolutely not.
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117. Would you consider jumping right into...
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118. Sure, but not with a man in your condition.
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119. - What's wrong with my condition?
- Try standing downwind where I am.
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120. It's Miller time.
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121. You know what I say when it's Miller time?
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122. Wait a minute!
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123. - Don't!
- Don't what?
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124. The Lords of Death. Street gang. Punks
from Chinatown. What are they doing here?
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125. Tara!
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126. Miao Yin!
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127. Excuse me.
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128. Let's you and me
have a little talk, friend.
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129. What?
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130. Where'd you get that?
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131. Wait a minute, pal.
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132. Get that one!
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133. Come on, Jack!
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134. Where?
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135. Call the cops!
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136. Son of a bitch must pay!
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137. What's goin' on, Wang?
Why'd they steal your girl?
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138. You tell me! How come it's not safe to walk
in Central Park or to give a stranger a lift?
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139. Because the world's full of crazy people.
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140. The American girl knew something was up.
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141. Stay away from her. She's a lawyer.
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142. She's a what? Oh, come on!
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143. - What the hell...?
- They got a clubhouse where they hang out.
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144. - To sharpen their knives?
- I can't ask you to...
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145. - Where is it?
- Thank you, Jack.
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146. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
I am Mr Egg Shen, with this wonderful tour.
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147. Sit back and enjoy yourselves, see?
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148. Long time ago, Chinese men with
gold-rush fever flooded into California.
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149. We call Gum Shan - Mountain of Gold, see?
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150. Leaving behind their wives and children.
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151. Working for years to complete
the transcontinental railroad,
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152. saving all their pennies.
And then they sent for their families
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153. to help build this beautiful Chinatown
you see outside your window
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154. this fine warm day.
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155. - Go right, down that alley. Lords of Death!
- What alley?
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156. Go right! Now!
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157. - Where the hell are we?
- Come on, Jack.
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158. Excuse me, ma'am.
I don't suppose you saw a...
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159. No.
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160. Keep moving.
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161. - What is it? A parade?
- A funeral.
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162. - A fighting tong. They're Chang Sings.
- A fighting tong?
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163. Don't panic, Jack.
They're OK. They're good guys.
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164. Maybe we should try a different alley.
What do you say?
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165. Wang, these guys, these Sing Dings.
They got enemies?
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166. - Wing Kong.
- Who wear red turbans?
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167. Holy shit!
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168. These guys are animals, Jack.
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169. - What's happening, Wang?
- Chinese standoff.
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170. A what?
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171. Don't make a sound.
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172. Who's that?
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173. No questions! Just get outta here, Jack!
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174. Jack!
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175. - I think it was Lo Pan.
- Who?
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176. - Don't look, Jack!
- I already did.
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177. - Who? I mean, what?
- Lo Pan. Come on!
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178. - I can't see!
- It's OK. It's only temporary. Over here.
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179. Bend over.
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180. Yeah, yeah.
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181. I ran straight through him, Wang.
How the hell did I do that?
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182. - You didn't. It only appeared that way.
- Right!
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183. - Lords of Death, Jack.
- OK, I'm goin' home. Keep your money.
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184. - Hey, Wang Chi!
- Lookin' for us?
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185. - They know your name.
- That's not good. Let's go!
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186. - My truck!
- Forget it!
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187. Lords of Death controlled by the Wing Kong,
Jack. Just errand boys for the Wing Kong.
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188. Great! Who wiped out all those
yellow turbans? Those guys were winning.
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189. He says it was the Storms.
The Three Storms.
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190. Three guys did all that? Listen.
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191. What about that...
whatever it was I ran straight through?
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192. Fast!
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193. Lucky us. We made it.
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194. All right, where's my
truck? I'm outta here.
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195. Isn't your truck insured?
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196. - Of course it is.
- Then smart man gets it later.
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197. Smart man calls the cops.
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198. - Cops got better things to do than get killed.
- So do I!
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199. Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento.
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200. Well, there's gotta be a listing, honey.
I pay 'em six G's a year in premiums.
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201. China is here, Mr Burton.
The Chang Sing, the Wing Kong.
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202. - They've been fighting for centuries.
- What does that mean? "China is here"?
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203. I don't know what that means.
All I know is,
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204. this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air
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205. in the middle of an alley, while his buddies
fly around, cuttin' everybody to shreds,
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206. and he stands there, waiting for me
to drive my truck straight through him,
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207. - with light comin' out of his mouth!
- Jack, please.
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208. - When did this happen?
- It didn't, not like he says.
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209. Yeah, it did. Two hours ago. Tall guy, weird
clothes. First you see him, then you don't.
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210. Lo Pan appeared on the street?
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211. - Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't want to alarm you, Uncle.
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212. I'm gonna tell you about an accident
and I don't wanna hear "act of God", OK?
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213. All right, look. What's your name?
Mine's Jack Burton.
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214. - Good afternoon, Mr Wong.
- Eddie Lee, meet my friend, Jack Burton.
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215. - Eddie's the new maitre d' here.
- And a whole lot more.
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216. Well, I don't know my policy number.
It's in the glove compartment.
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217. Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will ya?
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218. - Jack Burton?
- Yeah.
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219. Boy. The guy you always told me about.
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220. - Then that was your abandoned truck.
- Abandoned, like hell!
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221. Hello. Hello?
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222. Oh, Christ!
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223. Bad news. The Lords of Death
stole it after you ran away.
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224. - They stole my truck?
- Take it easy, Jack. You're with friends.
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225. - We'll find it for you.
- Damn right you will.
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226. And my money. And time is money
to a guy like me.
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227. And your phone is dead, by the way.
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228. - How do you think I feel? I lost a whole girl!
- The Lords of Death were only on a joyride.
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229. Not acting on orders from the Wing Kong.
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230. They just wanted a girl to sell
and Miao Yin got in the way.
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231. Plus, the skirmish you guys stumbled into.
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232. Lo Pan, the word is, ordered the boss of
the Chang Sings, Mr Lem Lee, assassinated.
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233. - That was his funeral.
- It was a war, Eddie.
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234. - What are you doing here?
- Don't panic. It's only me, Gracie Law.
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235. Great.
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236. Just passing the neighborhood
on a dark and stormy night?
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237. - This is my neighborhood.
- Sure it was a war.
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238. And anybody that showed up
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239. was gonna join Lem Lee
in the hell of being cut to pieces.
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240. - Hell of being what?
- The Chinese have a lotta hells.
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241. And what the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
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242. She can't get enough of me.
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243. He wishes. Look, you know me.
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244. I'm always pokin' my nose where it
doesn't belong and, I admit it,
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245. this mix-up is my fault, sort of.
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246. But I have it on good advice that the punks
that jumped me and took his truck,
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247. they took the girl they kidnapped to the
White Tiger's for a quick sale. Who was she?
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248. - My fiancée. The White Tiger's?
- Oh, God. I'm sorry.
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249. If we go tonight, we can buy her back.
A warrant's too complicated,
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250. - violence out of the question...
- Hold it! Slow down.
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251. - I'm feel in" like an outsider here.
- YOu are!
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252. Jack, listen. I need more of your help.
I can't pay you today, OK?
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253. - Shit.
- How can 1? I need the cash for Miao Yin.
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254. - And it's gonna cost. She's got green eyes.
- Seriously? That's an extra.
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255. It's like leather bucket seats:
double the price.
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256. - Look, this Lo Pan I ran over... through...
- Has spirit-medium powers.
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257. Like the immortals.
His flesh and his bones are atomized.
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258. He becomes the dream.
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259. - What?
- That's an exaggeration, Jack, I promise.
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260. Please, help me.
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261. I got a great idea.
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262. - Relax.
- I am relaxed.
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263. Look, this is as far as I go,
because I'm a dead giveaway, see?
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264. I'd go in there with you, but they know
my face and they'd wanna push it in.
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265. - Not while I'm around.
- It's all up to you now, Jack.
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266. My destiny rests in your capable hands.
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267. - I'll do my best.
- Make them drop their guard.
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268. - I'll try.
- Look stupid.
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269. He does.
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270. Boy, It sure is rain in" cats and dogs.
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271. The cab driver said...
He told me that I could...
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272. Well, that the White Tiger would...
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273. Just a minute, please.
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274. Excuse me for a second, guys.
I think I know that car.
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275. What's she doing now?
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276. Strange girl.
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277. That building there. The White Tiger.
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278. God, it's creepy. Do we have to go in?
Because I will, if we have to.
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279. I'll go anywhere or do anything
to get my story. It's my big break.
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280. Just sit tight. We've got one of our best
men inside right now, stirring the pot.
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281. How do you do, ma'am? Henry Swanson's
my name and excitement's my game.
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282. - Cash or charge?
- Gosh! Cash, I guess.
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283. I mean, it's not deductible, is it?
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284. Mrs O'Toole will take care of your needs.
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285. Boy, I wish these were in color.
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286. Because what I really am
in the mood for is a girl with green eyes.
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287. And price is no object, Mrs O'Toole.
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288. Fresh off the boat's the way I like 'em.
The more exotic the better.
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289. Chinese girls do not come with green eyes.
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290. - Too long. Let's go in.
- It's only been ten minutes.
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291. Give the guy a chance.
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292. - So how long you been in the US of A?
- Three months.
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293. - Where from?
- Hong Kong.
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294. What happens? You stay here a while?
Old girls leave, new girls come in?
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295. Maybe. Take your tie off, please.
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296. Yeah, I know what you mean.
My wife gave it to me for Christmas.
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297. Holy shit!
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298. Green explosions? People fl yin' in and out?
That was not real. I wanna talk to the cops.
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299. I want my truck back.
Now where the hell am [?
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300. - My office. Sit down.
- You sleep in your office?
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301. What I need to get straight is...
These Storms, what are they? Magicians?
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302. - Yeah, sort of. It's hard to explain.
- Try real hard.
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303. If the Storms have Miao Yin,
there's one place they'd go.
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304. Lo Pan. The godfather of Little China,
Mr David Lo Pan.
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305. You mean the Lo Pan that's
chairman of the National Orient Bank
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306. and owns the Wing Kong Trading Company,
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307. but who's so reclusive
that no one has laid eyes on him in years?
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308. Who the hell are you, anyway?
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309. I'm Margo Litzenberger.
I'm with the Berkeley People's Herald.
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310. I've been trying to get somebody from the
press to listen to me about this, Burton.
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311. It's not possible that you saw David Lo
Pan. The bastard's afraid to show his face.
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312. - He's got more enemies...
- He's got Miao Yin. I'm going!
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313. - Are you nuts?
- Who's that?
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314. It's OK, Tara. You can go back to sleep.
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315. - From the airport.
- This morning, sure.
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316. That's why I was there. I was protecting her
civil rights, making sure she gets a chance.
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317. This is just so shocking. I mean,
I must just be so monumentally naive.
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318. - You are.
- Now we have to grab your fiancée...
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319. Wait a minute! I'm a reasonable guy,
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320. but I've experienced
some unreasonable things.
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321. - It depends on how you look at it.
- The hell it does! So somebody
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322. - tell me what is goin' on!
- The truth?
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323. - I can take it.
- We don't know.
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324. - I'm going now, alone if I have to!
- Where? It's pouring out.
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325. - Lo Pan's. The Wing Kong Exchange.
- The Wing Kong Exchange?
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326. The most dangerous den of madmen
in Chinatown? You can't waltz in like...
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327. Like the wind. Yes, I can, Miss Law.
My mind and my spirits are as one.
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328. - As two. I said I was comin'.
- I'd go with you...
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329. I know. There's a problem with your face.
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330. OK! You people sit tight, hold the fort
and keep the home fires burning.
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331. If we're not back by dawn,
call the president.
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332. - This is gonna take crackerjack timing.
- Total concentration. You ready, Jack?
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333. I was born ready.
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334. I love working nights.
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335. Don't get up. Phone company.
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336. All right, boys, where's the main panel?
Probably through here.
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337. Wang.
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338. Good work, Jack.
I think they actually fell for it.
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339. Well, last time we had this problem was
on account of squirrels chewin' the wires.
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340. - I'd better locate the central junction box.
- I think it's down there.
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341. What does that say?
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342. - Hell of boiling oil.
- You're kidding!
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343. Yeah, I am. It says "Keep out."
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344. We've got to do something!
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345. Goat butts against a hedge
and its horns become entangled.
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346. - I don't think I've had the pleasure.
- Miss Gracie Law, Mr Egg Shen.
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347. Egg's kind of our local
authority on Lo Pan.
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348. - He's helping us out.
- It has been almost two hours.
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349. - Let's go over there, beat down the door...
- No, Miss Law.
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350. We have to gather our strength,
because now there's clouds and thunder.
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351. The image of difficulty at the beginning.
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352. But finally we shall
bring order out of chaos.
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353. - Look.
- Yeah.
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354. What you got here is two
people dragging a third.
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355. Miao Yin!
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356. - You did that, right?
- I guess so. I hope so.
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357. Jack, check this out.
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358. So what is this? Chinese or somethin'?
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359. - Countin' backwards?
- Not backwards. Downwards.
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360. Of course the Chinese mix everything up.
Look at what they have to work with.
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361. There's Buddhism, Confucianism
and Taoist alchemy and sorcery.
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362. We take what we want and leave the rest.
Just like your salad bar.
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363. But there is one thing
even David Lo Pan must acknowledge.
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364. All movement in the universe
is caused by tension
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365. between positive and negative furies.
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366. - So when the furies are out of balance...
- As they are in Lo Pan, who is cursed.
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367. Then the people
turn into demons and live for ever.
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368. Repulsive and evil,
existing only to plague the living.
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369. Well then, what you're saying is
this David Lo Pan... What is he? A ghost?
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370. Plays at being a man. A creature
of vast, dark, destructive power.
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371. All right, out this hatch and up the cable.
Does that sound like a brilliant idea or what?
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372. The cable is three stories high
and covered with grease.
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373. Exactly. It's real and we can touch it,
so at least we know where we stand.
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374. Yeah, in deep shit.
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375. - What?
- What the hell...?
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376. - Shit!
- See?
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377. You think they'd let us
walk in and out like the wind?
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378. Yes.
I thought that was your whole damn point!
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379. My point was to find Miao Yin at any cost!
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380. - This is salt water, Wang.
- And get your truck back!
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381. - I'll buy another one.
- But there's only one Miao Yin!
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382. Jesus Christ! Where are we?
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383. Hell of the upside-down sinners!
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384. Hey, you! Come on over here
and fight like a man!
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385. Shit, Jack. I don't like the looks of this.
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386. - Where are we, Wang?
- You are nowhere!
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387. Oh, boy.
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388. Look, we came here to see David Lo Pan,
all right?
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389. David Lo Pan?
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390. - Then you have succeeded, Mr Burton.
- What, you?
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391. - I don't get this at all. I thought...
- Shut up, Mr Burton!
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392. - You are not put upon this world to "get it".
- Come on! Lo Pan is like...
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393. Nothing you can understand.
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394. There are many mysteries and unanswerable
questions, even in a life as short as yours.
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395. The way I see it, it doesn't mean
we shouldn't ask. Where's my truck?
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396. You are not looking for a truck. You're
looking for a girl. A girl with green eyes.
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397. - Yes.
- She must be something extraordinary.
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398. Or I'm not about to waste
another 2,000 years.
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399. There can't be many Chinese girls
with green eyes these days.
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400. - There are not. Never were.
- So beggars can't be choosers.
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401. But I can!
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402. Tell me about Miao Yin.
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403. What province is she from? Hunan?
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404. Her mother? Her father?
He must be a holy man. I must know.
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405. You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.
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406. Mr Burton, if you have an influence over your
youthful friend, you better exert it now.
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407. Otherwise I will send both of you to
the hell where people are skinned alive.
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408. It's that simple. Understand?
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409. - Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
- No, he means it, Jack.
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410. My problem is this place.
This place is my tomb. I'm buried here.
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411. A young man, a king, a warrior, is
entombed in this old man's crippled body.
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412. And all I need is a woman, Mr Burton,
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413. a special kind of woman
with dragon-green eyes,
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414. to make me whole and young again,
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415. so that I may
rule the universe from beyond the grave.
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416. - Ch'ing-ti. The God of the East.
- Who, him? This guy?
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417. No, not me, Mr Burton.
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418. My demon. The god I must appease
in order to regain my heart, my blood.
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419. A girl with green eyes
to satisfy Ch'ing-ti,
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420. a girl brave enough
to embrace the naked blade.
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421. - When I find her, I will marry her.
- Never!
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422. Ch'ing-ti will be happy
and my curse lifted.
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423. You can rule the universe
from beyond the grave.
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424. - Indeed!
- Or check into a psycho ward.
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425. Whichever comes first.
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426. What, I'm supposed to buy this shit?
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427. 2,000 years
and he can't find a broad to fit the bill?
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428. Come on, Dave, you must be doin'
somethin' seriously wrong.
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429. There have been others, to be sure.
There are always others, are there not?
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430. You seem to be one who knows
the difficulties between men and women,
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431. how seldom it works out.
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432. And yet we all keep trying, like fools.
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433. Who are these people? Friends of yours?
Now this really pisses me off to no end!
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434. - Come on, stick around!
- Where's Miao Yin? In this building?
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435. - Safe.
- Where is she?
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436. Safe.
Safer with me than any creature on earth!
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437. Go ahead. You want bad publicity?
Give us the run-around.
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438. But this woman has a deadline,
and her pen is mightier than your sword.
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439. - Yeah.
- No visitors.
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440. - I don't make the policy around here.
- Come on, man! Give 'em a tour.
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441. What's it gonna hurt?
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442. I can help you.
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443. - Are you OK, Jack?
- Yeah.
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444. We're in a room.
No windows, a few skeletons.
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445. - Where's the light coming from?
- The floor.
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446. With the easing of trade restrictions,
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447. next year we'll start importing
a lot of strange things from Peking.
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448. What sort of strange things?
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449. Are we going up or down?
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450. It feels like down.
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451. Great. Thank you, Jack.
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452. I think we've come up. First we went down.
Now they've brought us up.
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453. Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably
welded shut and covered with brick by now.
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454. - Don't give up, Jack.
- OK. Let's just chew our way outta here!
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455. Lo Pan has plans for us,
or we'd be dead doornails.
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456. Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case
on wheels, or the ten-foot-tall roadblock?
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457. - One and the same person, Jack.
- You know something you're not tellin' me.
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458. Myths and legends.
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459. - I don't wanna insult you.
- No, no. Go ahead.
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460. Insult me.
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461. It's about all sorts of scary things:
an ancient army of the dead,
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462. the Spirit City and monkey sacrifices.
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463. The First Sovereign Emperor of China,
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464. that mad monarch who federated our
seven warring states, defeated Lo Pan
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465. and imposed upon him
that horrible curse of no flesh in 272 BC.
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466. A lot of Chinese hear these things
when we're kids, then we grow up,
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467. and pretend not to believe them.
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468. - No horseshit, Wang.
- No horseshit, Jack.
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469. I don't blame you. I'm Chinese and I don't
even wanna believe it, but it's for real.
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470. Sorcery, the Chinese black magic.
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471. Blindfolds!
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472. You make one move...
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473. Now, let's try that again.
Don't make me kill you, tough guy.
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474. Come on, Jack!
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475. - Come on!
- How?
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476. - Great work, Jack.
- Yeah.
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477. We're all in: me, Gracie and Margo.
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478. Uncle Chu and Egg
are in Egg's bus, ready to get us out.
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479. - Right.
- Here, Jack.
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480. I'll trade ya.
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481. All right, which way?
Fast, before they wake up.
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482. There, I think. Down there.
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483. No pathetic excuses.
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484. I smell the blood of human beings. Find
them. Boil them until their flesh falls off.
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485. You heard me!
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486. Empty.
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487. I need you, Miao Yin.
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488. You, whose eyes flash
like emerald lightning.
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489. Ch'ing-ti, make me flesh again soon.
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490. Please.
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491. Let's go. It's clear.
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492. Safety!
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493. Wang!
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494. First time you ever plugged somebody?
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495. - Course not.
- Come on!
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496. You wanna go up or down?
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497. - Up or down?
- Up.
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498. All has become strange.
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499. A world so unreal and yet,
at once, so frightening.
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500. Open up or I'll blow his head off!
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501. Open! Or he dies in the name of Ch'ing-ti
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502. and your souls speed with his
to the hell of the oily dragon!
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503. - You all right?
- Yeah.
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504. - Margo!
- Jack!
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505. - Where's Gracie?
- On the floor next door. She's a wildcat.
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506. - How are you gonna spring us?
- I have no idea.
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507. That way maybe.
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508. Wang, haul ass!
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509. Come on, keep movin'!
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510. Margo, jump in!
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511. - In there? Are you nuts?
- Go!
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512. - Where's Margo?
- I don't know.
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513. Where are we?
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514. - Where's Eddie?
- Beats me.
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515. Where's Jack?
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516. Jack!
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517. Jack?
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518. Jack!
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519. - Sorry, I'm just thrilled to be alive.
- Yeah, sure. Let's go.
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520. - It's like some giant garbage disposal.
- I think it is, sort of.
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521. Will you just stop rubbing
your body up against mine?
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522. I can't concentrate when you do that.
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523. What a pig you are, Burton! I mean, really!
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524. - Where's Jack?
- It's OK. Everybody relax. I'm here.
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525. Jack, I know where we are.
This is a central... what do you call it?
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526. - Sewer?
- Yeah. Water comes in up there.
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527. Seawater from the bay fills this room.
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528. They divert it
through pipes to different chambers.
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529. I bet up there's where
we first got on that elevator.
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530. All right, we're almost outta here.
From here on, it gets normal.
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531. Offices, storerooms: a nice false front.
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532. I count to three, open the door, and we go.
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533. - Everybody got that?
- Ready?
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534. Follow the leader. One, two, three.
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535. We may be trapped.
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536. Hide!
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537. - Hide?
- Hide! They only saw me!
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538. We fight together, Jack. Do or die.
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539. Time to go.
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540. The bus is right
outside in the parking lot.
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541. Here's the deal. I run interference and
you bring up the rear. Can you handle that?
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542. Can you?
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543. Well, what a night's work!
You got a problem like that again,
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544. - you reach for the sky!
- Let's go!
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545. Come on, come on.
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546. - You're doin" real good, guys.
- Come on, Jack!
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547. Let's go! Open the doors!
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548. - Hurry!
- Move it, Egg!
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549. Duck!
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550. We made it. Holy shit, we made it!
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551. - Where's Miao Yin?
- Inside.
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552. Somewhere inside.
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553. Where's Gracie?
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554. Put me down, you overstuffed monster!
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555. Let me go! Let me go!
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556. What does it mean?
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557. Two girls with green eyes?
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558. After all these years.
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559. You bastards! Unchain me! You're not
gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan?
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560. This one has fire as well!
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561. Listen,
I've had it up to here with you maniacs.
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562. I wanna see that disgusting
flesh-peddler David Lo Pan in person.
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563. Unless the coward's afraid to see
an unarmed girl one-on-one!
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564. Where is he?
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565. You know what this is? This is like
some radical Alice In Wonderland.
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566. That's what this is.
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567. Then you've got a best
seller on your hands.
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568. Call the police. You're not a one-man army.
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569. Cops got better things
to do than get killed.
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570. Here he is, Jack.
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571. No, these are our friends.
These are the Chang Sings.
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572. - Any of 'em savvy English?
- Hey, man. Who is this guy?
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573. All right. You got any guns?
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574. Not against Lo Pan, but here's one for you
to make you feel better, like Dirty Harry.
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575. I'll stick with these.
You comin' with us, Egg?
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576. Of course, Jack. It's my destiny. Besides,
if I don't you'll never make it out alive.
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577. - I'm on board too then.
- Yeah, sure, kid.
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578. - You can't keep the press out. It's America.
- You're not going back there.
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579. You're eta yin' here
with Eddie and Uncle Chu.
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580. - Eddie? But he's...
- He's got a crush on you.
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581. - You mean like you've got on Gracie?
- Are you kidding?
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582. I just want my truck back.
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583. What do I know?
She's not even your type. All brains.
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584. Come on, let's go!
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585. Play your cards right,
you live to talk about it.
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586. Oh, boy.
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587. Are you OK? Are you Miao Yin?
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588. Yes. Miao Yin.
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589. - Who are you?
- Lo Pan.
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590. You have come to seek me out
with your green eyes.
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591. Yes.
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592. - No, no.
- Yes.
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593. - What's going on here? Some kind of...?
- Magic. The darkest magic.
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594. My soul swims in it, scattered across time,
trapped in the world of formlessness.
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595. Until I find her and marry her.
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596. Marry her?
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597. The girl with green eyes.
The girl who can tame the burning blade.
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598. Miao Yin or Grace Law.
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599. - Great start. It's the other way.
- The front door will get you nowhere.
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600. Here, let me hold that.
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601. A brave man likes to
feel nature on his face.
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602. And a wise man has enough sense
to get in out of the rain.
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603. - He lives here?
- He owns the block. He's a rich guy.
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604. - Rich? This place is a dump, Wang.
- To Western eyes.
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605. The stuff in these bottles is priceless.
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606. Well, all set?
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607. Yeah. Ready when you are, Egg.
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608. - Jack next.
- Where does it go?
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609. - Down. Lo Pan is down there.
- Down where?
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610. - Where is the universe?
- Come on, Jack. Don't be afraid.
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611. Afraid? Are you kidding?
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612. - Where in the hell are we?
- Underneath Chinatown.
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613. That is not water.
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614. Black blood of the earth.
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615. - Do you mean oil?
- I mean black blood of the earth.
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616. A thousand years ago, huge earthquakes
turned the world upside down.
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617. Many normal people were killed.
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618. Many unnatural people roam free
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619. to commit great offenses against the gods.
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620. They have survived the burning blade,
tamed the savage heart.
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621. I will marry both women.
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622. Prepare them.
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623. What is that?
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624. - It sounds like...
- Something breathing underwater?
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625. Yeah.
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626. You will come out no more!
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627. What? What'll come out no more?
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628. Come on.
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629. Dammit!
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630. Miao Yin?
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631. Hey, Wang!
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632. - Egg!
- Jack, come on!
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633. It's OK, Jack. Wing Kong storeroom.
Emergency provisions.
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634. We're inside Lo Pan's domain.
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635. Christ!
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636. Later.
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637. We're getting close. Real close.
And now for some more bad news. Ready?
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638. - This gets worse? Come on!
- 2,258 years ago
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639. the First Sovereign Emperor...
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640. He subjugated Lo Pan,
made him of no flesh.
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641. - Only an evil dream.
- Get to the goddamn point, Egg.
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642. In order to be whole again, he had to find
this certain girl of his prophecy,
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643. and marry her to appease
the God of the East.
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644. But to appease the emperor,
he had to kill her.
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645. Kill her? No!
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646. Well, let's go. What are we talkin'
Chinese history for when we gotta get...
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647. We are getting ready
to strike the final blow.
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648. - If we reach Lo Pan...
- When we reach Lo Pan.
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649. Then the power in this flask
will be our only hope
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650. against the Bodhisattva of the underworld,
the ultimate evil spirit.
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651. Yes. Only a dream can kill a dream.
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652. I've waited for this for a long time, Jack.
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653. The evil dream will die.
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654. Wing Kong outside.
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655. - Were they real?
- Yeah. Dressed for Lo Pan's wedding.
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656. What's in the flask? Magic potion?
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657. - Yeah.
- Thought so. Good. Do we drink it?
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658. - Yeah.
- Good. Thought so.
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659. I am the past,
come back to haunt you, Lo Pan!
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660. My God, no! Please!
What is that? Don't tell me.
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661. A guardian. What it sees, Lo Pan knows.
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662. They have returned.
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663. And this time they are not alone.
Egg Shen is with them.
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664. Little bastard sorcerer has brought them
through the Bog of the Dead Trees.
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665. Egg Shen?
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666. Egg Shen! You have come
a long ways to find me, but it is too late.
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667. There are two girls with green eyes,
and I will marry them both.
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668. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law
to appease my emperor,
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669. and live out my earthly pleasures
with Miao Yin.
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670. That's right, Egg Shen.
The best of two worlds.
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671. You never know till you try.
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672. Let's get outta here.
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673. You know what I don't like?
Where is everybody?
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674. Preparing for Lo Pan's wedding.
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675. We should not be in here, not this easily.
It's a setup, I'm tellin' ya.
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676. Lo Pan is about to take his queen.
He's too busy to care.
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677. So where is he, Egg? Where?
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678. - Jack, here!
- What?
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679. - Hollow.
- Fuck it.
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680. - I know. It's an elevator. It only goes down.
- Yeah, look.
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681. - Hey, all right!
- Time for the medicine!
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682. - Cheers!
- This does what again, exactly?
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683. Huge buzz.
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684. Good!
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685. You can see things no one else can see,
do things no one else can do.
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686. - Real things?
- As real as Lo Pan.
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687. - What more can a guy ask for?
- The six-demon bag!
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688. Terrific. A six-demon bag.
Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
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689. Wind! Fire! All that kind of thing.
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690. Here's to the army and navy
and the battles they have won.
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691. Here's to America's colors,
the colors that never run.
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692. May the wings of liberty
never lose a feather.
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693. I feel pretty good. You know, I'm not...
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694. I'm not scared at
all. I just feel kind of...
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695. - I feel kind of invincible.
- Me too.
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696. - I got a very positive attitude about this.
- Good. Me too.
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697. Is it gettin' hot in
here, or is it just me?
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698. Ch'ing-ti! Ch'ing-ti!
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699. Great Ch'ing-ti, equal with heaven,
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700. come into our presence
and witness this holy matrimony.
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701. - Miao Yin.
- And the ultimate evil spirit.
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702. And now, my beloved disciples,
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703. the moment of truth.
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704. The needle of love.
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705. - I'd like to shoot that bastard.
- Not until he's married.
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706. - Then he's flesh.
- Then it's too late.
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707. Ch'ing-ti!
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708. You, who shake the heavens
and descend from the east,
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709. all I ask in order to conquer this universe
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710. is that you grant me flesh and blood.
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711. Yes! Guide my hand
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712. as I insert this needle into Miao Yin.
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713. Let him complete the ceremony.
Then he is ours for certain!
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714. Come, my love. Give it to me.
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715. It's working!
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716. I'm mortal!
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717. Look out, guys!
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718. No way!
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719. Come, Miao Yin, it won't hurt.
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720. Shit!
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721. Take her.
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722. Peasant magic!
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723. You never could beat me, Egg Shen.
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724. - It's me.
- Are you all right?
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725. - Never mind me. We gotta get Lo Pan.
- Where is he?
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726. Wang!
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727. Come on.
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728. Pull it apart. Come on!
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729. - Where does this go?
- Up. To Lo Pan's office. It's cooler up there.
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730. - From there we can...
- Do you have a gun, I hope?
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731. - I have a knife.
- A knife? He's 12 feet tall!
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732. Seven. Don't worry.
I can handle him. I took something.
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733. I can see things no one else can see.
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734. - Why are you dressed like that?
- I was getting married.
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735. He was marrying both of us,
just because my eyes are green too.
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736. Oh, God. Is this really happening?
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737. - Look into my eyes.
- No! Never!
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738. I have suffered so much pain and agony.
Look at me!
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739. No! I don't understand.
I don't belong to you!
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740. No, you don't. You belong to Ch'ing-ti.
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741. I must sacrifice you,
but I love you and I need you.
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742. No!
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743. Here, take her! Take the bitch!
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744. - Master, you are flesh!
- I am?
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745. I am! It worked!
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746. Ch'ing-ti is appeased.
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747. Now we must satisfy the First
Sovereign Emperor by destroying this!
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748. Not so fast, gentlemen.
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749. Is it too much to ask, Thunder?
Kill him! For me!
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750. It won't solve anything, Dave. Too many
people have been drop pin" like flies already
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751. and where's that gettin' us? Nowhere, fast.
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752. Nah, you know what Jack Burton
always says at a time like this?
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753. - Who?
- Jack Burton. Me!
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754. Old Jack always says
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755. "What the hell?"
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756. It's a good knife.
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757. Goodbye, Mr Burton.
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758. It's all in the reflexes.
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759. Wang!
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760. You all right?
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761. - Hey, thanks.
- Wait a minute.
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762. I don't think he's gonna stop!
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763. Come on!
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764. - We got a problem.
- There!
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765. Come on, Jack!
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766. Jump, Jack!
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767. - This whole place is melting!
- Hello! Hello!
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768. - How'd you get up there?
- It wasn't easy! Stand aside!
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769. Take it away!
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770. Hang onto this.
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771. Watch out, Wang Chi!
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772. Go for it, Wang!
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773. - Go!
- Come on, Jack, hurry!
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774. There's my truck... My truck!
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775. Get in.
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776. - They took the key.
- Do you have a spare?
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777. Course I do, but it's underneath the...
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778. - What was that?
- 6.9 on the Richter scale. Hang on!
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779. - Sorry.
- Don't you know how to drive this thing?
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780. Relax.
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781. Stop! Red light!
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782. Take it easy. OK, we made it.
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783. Yeah.
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784. Look at that.
Doesn't that make you feel good?
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785. Terrific.
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786. The light's green. You can go.
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787. - What are you doin', Jack?
- I'll be right back.
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788. Where are you goin', Egg?
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789. My work's done.
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790. Lo Pan is dead
and the evil spell's been lifted.
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791. Years ago I promised myself
a long vacation.
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792. It is time to collect.
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793. Well, why don't you go on over to China?
Visit the motherland?
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794. Well, China's in the heart, Jack.
Wherever I go, she's with me.
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795. - So what are you gonna call it?
- I don't know.
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796. Maybe you can come over to my place later
and help me find a title?
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797. - Here, Jack. Nothin' or triple.
- Nothin' or double.
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798. Triple. You earned it.
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799. You're right, I did. Thanks, Wang.
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800. Well, last chance. I'm a rich man now.
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801. I can give up the open road,
sell my truck, settle down.
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802. Couldn't have that on my conscience.
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803. The only way it might work
is if you buy a bigger truck
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804. with a cozy little apartment
in back, just big enough for two.
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805. That sounds pretty great. But sooner
or later I rub everybody the wrong way.
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806. Well, let me think about it.
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807. God, aren't you even
gonna kiss her goodbye?
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808. No.
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809. - See you around, Burton.
- Never can tell.
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810. Bye, Jack.
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811. We really shook the pillars of heaven,
didn't we, Wang?
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812. - No horseshit, Jack.
- No horseshit.
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813. You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express
and take his advice
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814. on a stormy night, when the lightning's
crashin', the thunder's roarin',
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815. and the rain's comin' down
in sheets thick as lead.
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816. Remember what old Jack Burton does
when the earth quakes
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817. and the poison arrows fall from the sky
and the pillars of heaven shake.
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818. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old
storm right square in the eye and he says
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819. "Gimme your best shot, pal. I can take it."
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