1. What I'd like to do today...Copy !req
2. is get your version
of what happened.Copy !req
3. Oh, you mean the truth?Copy !req
4. Of course. First,
just state your name...Copy !req
5. and your occupation
for the record.Copy !req
6. Oh. Egg Shen.
Bus driver.Copy !req
7. Bus driver.
What kind of bus
and where, please?Copy !req
8. Oh. Tour bus.Copy !req
9. Bus for tourists.
San Francisco-Chinatown.Copy !req
10. Thank you.
Now-Copy !req
11. Oh, before we get
to the meat of this thing,Copy !req
12. um, do you
at the present time...Copy !req
13. have any knowledge
of the whereabouts...Copy !req
14. of a Mr. jack Burton
or his truck?Copy !req
15. Oh, God.
Will you leave him alone.
Mr. Shen, please.Copy !req
16. You could be in
a great deal of trouble.Copy !req
17. Half a city block explodes
in a ball of green flame-Copy !req
18. green flame- and all hell
is breaking loose here.Copy !req
19. And there are people
who say you're involved,Copy !req
20. that you might be responsible,Copy !req
21. that you're
a very dangerous man.Copy !req
22. Now, if you're
protecting jack Burton-Copy !req
23. You leave
jack Burton alone!Copy !req
24. I mean, we are in his debt.Copy !req
25. He showed great courage.Copy !req
26. Okay.Copy !req
27. Okay. But if I'm
gonna be your attorney,Copy !req
28. there are a few things
that I have to know...Copy !req
29. that still don't make
any sense to me.Copy !req
30. Like, um,Copy !req
31. do you really
believe in magic?Copy !req
32. You mean Chinese black magic?Copy !req
33. Yes.Copy !req
34. Oh, absolutely.Copy !req
35. Are you still serious
about this?Copy !req
36. And, uh, monsters and ghosts
as well, I suppose?Copy !req
37. Oh, sure. And sorcery.Copy !req
38. And I suppose that...Copy !req
39. you expect me to believe
in sorcery as well?Copy !req
40. Of course.
Why?Copy !req
41. Because it's real.Copy !req
42. How can I know that,
Mr. Shen?Copy !req
43. How?
Yes. How?
Help me out here.Copy !req
44. Please. How?Copy !req
45. See? That was nothing.Copy !req
46. But that's how it always begins-Copy !req
47. very small.Copy !req
48. This is jack Burton
in the Pork-Chop Express,Copy !req
49. and I'm talking to
whoever's listening out there.Copy !req
50. Like I told my last wife, I says,Copy !req
51. “Honey, I never drive faster
than I can see.Copy !req
52. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.”Copy !req
53. You just listen to
the old Pork-Chop Express...Copy !req
54. and take his advice
on a dark and stormy night, all right?Copy !req
55. When some wild-eyed,
eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck,Copy !req
56. taps the back of your favorite head
up against a barroom wall...Copy !req
57. and he looks you crooked in the eye
and he asks you if you've paid your dues,Copy !req
58. well, you just stare that big sucker
right back in the eye...Copy !req
59. and you remember what old jack Burton
always says at a time like that:Copy !req
60. “Have you paid your dues, Jack?”Copy !req
61. “Yes, sir.
The check is in the mail.”Copy !req
62. Well, you see,
I'm not saying
that I've been everywhere...Copy !req
63. and I done everything,Copy !req
64. but I do know it's
a pretty amazing planet
we live on here,Copy !req
65. and a man would have to be
some kind of fool...Copy !req
66. to think we're all alone
in this universe.Copy !req
67. You're stuck on even.
I know it's odd.Copy !req
68. All right, even!
Another! Come on!
Even! Come on! Come on!Copy !req
69. You want one more?
One more! All right!Copy !req
70. Buy some experience here.
Okay.Copy !req
71. It's odd.
You can't count.Copy !req
72. Even. Even.
You know it.Copy !req
73. Let's play some
fan-tan here, buddy boy!
Three!Copy !req
74. Heaven and earth, boys.
What can I tell you?Copy !req
75. Did you like that one? Huh?Copy !req
76. What did he say, Wang?
In English.Copy !req
77. Something about
beginner's luck.
It didn't translate.Copy !req
78. - But he quits.
- He quits? What is this?Copy !req
79. It's a brand-new clay,
and the man's still got
100 bucks in his pocket.Copy !req
80. What is this?
I'm not gonna complain,Copy !req
81. 'cause I'll bet
I'd have lost my shirt
in the next 20 minutes.Copy !req
82. Ah, well, it breaks my hearz'
to do this, Wang,Copy !req
83. but I figure
next time I'm down here,Copy !req
84. you'll just gang up
on poor old jack so fast,Copy !req
85. he won't know
what the hell happened.
No.Copy !req
86. Sure. Easy come, easy go,
huh, Wang?
No!Copy !req
87. Not next time.
Now.Copy !req
88. Is this gonna get ugly now?Copy !req
89. Huh? I hope not,
because I thought
what we were here,Copy !req
90. racial differences
notwithstanding,Copy !req
91. was just a couple
of old friends, you know,
just both of us Californians-Copy !req
92. Ah, shit, Wang.
It's only a game.Copy !req
93. Nothin' or double.
This knife...Copy !req
94. cuts this bottle
in half.Copy !req
95. Nothin' or double.
Bullshit.Copy !req
96. - Nothin' or double, jack.
- Wang, man, don't be stupid.Copy !req
97. I need the money.
I got near
a thousand bucks here, Wang.Copy !req
98. 1,148, jack.Copy !req
99. Okay.Copy !req
100. But not that bottle.Copy !req
101. This bottle.Copy !req
102. Okay.Copy !req
103. You're out of your mind,
Wang, but God bless you!Copy !req
104. It's all in the reflexes.Copy !req
105. It always works at home.Copy !req
106. Have me over for dinner
some year and prove it.
In the meantime, pay up.Copy !req
107. 1,148 bucks times two.Copy !req
108. - I don't have that kind of money, jack.
- I didn't hear that, Wang.Copy !req
109. I'm just a poor
Chinese boy, you know?Copy !req
110. Yeah.
You own a restaurant.Copy !req
111. That's a hell of a lot
more than me.
Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
112. What I meant was I don't got
that kind of money on me.Copy !req
113. That's what I thought you meant.
Where's your truck parked?Copy !req
114. Jack, first
I gotta go somewhere.
No, you don't.Copy !req
115. Yeah, I do. So how about
we meet at my restaurant
in a few hours?Copy !req
116. I pay you
the money then.
Pay the money now.Copy !req
117. Where you gotta go?
The airport.Copy !req
118. Yeah, right,
over my dead body.
If need be.Copy !req
119. I'll follow you.
You don't trust me
after all these years?Copy !req
120. That makes me sad.
That reminds me
of an old Chinese joke.Copy !req
121. Save it.
I'll give you a lift.
Get in the truck.Copy !req
122. You were gonna
follow me, jack.
I know.Copy !req
123. Then I came
to my senses.Copy !req
124. So who are
we picking up?
A girl.Copy !req
125. I don't wanna
talk about it.
A girl? Where from?Copy !req
126. Peking. This is
a big day in my life.Copy !req
127. I should have gone home
and gotten 40 winks.
A girl from China.Copy !req
128. All right.
I never done that.Copy !req
129. I've picked up girls
from everywhere else,
but never from China.Copy !req
130. She pretty?Copy !req
131. I'm gonna marry her, jack.
Oh, God!Copy !req
132. I've known her
since we were kids.Copy !req
133. I haven't seen her in five years.
I came here alone.Copy !req
134. I worked my fingers till they bled.
Before you knew me,
I slept on the floor.Copy !req
135. I saved every nickel
to bring her here
because I love her so much.Copy !req
136. I can't eat, sleep
or think properly
without her anymore.Copy !req
137. She's gonna put
my whole life in order.Copy !req
138. Boy, listen to me, huh?
Real tough guy, huh?Copy !req
139. You sound
a little nervous, pal.Copy !req
140. That's why the bottle didn't slice.
My mind and my spirit
are going north and south.Copy !req
141. Flight number 26
has just arrived...Copy !req
142. at Gate number 7.Copy !req
143. Whoa!Copy !req
144. Who is that?Copy !req
145. She has green eyes.
You know how rare
that is, jack?Copy !req
146. How can you tell
from here?Copy !req
147. Not her. She's trouble.
Miao Yin.Copy !req
148. Beautiful green eyes
like creamy jade.Copy !req
149. Trouble, huh?Copy !req
150. Can I ask you
a serious question?
Absolutely not.Copy !req
151. Then would you ever consider
just jumping right into-
Sure.Copy !req
152. But never with a person
in your condition.Copy !req
153. Let's talk about my condition.
Just what's wrong with it?Copy !req
154. You should try standing
downwind where I am.
It's Miller time.Copy !req
155. You know what I say
when it's Miller time?Copy !req
156. Wait a minute.
Hey!Copy !req
157. Don't!Copy !req
158. Don't what?
Lords of Death street gang.
Punks from Chinatown.Copy !req
159. This isn't good.
What are they doing here?Copy !req
160. Your passport, please.Copy !req
161. Tara!Copy !req
162. Miao Yin!Copy !req
163. Excuse me.Copy !req
164. Miao Yin.Copy !req
165. Excuse me.Copy !req
166. Let's you and me
have a little talk,
friend.Copy !req
167. What?
Where'd you get that?Copy !req
168. Wait a minute, pal.Copy !req
169. Get that one!Copy !req
170. Jack! Come on, jack!Copy !req
171. Where?Copy !req
172. Uh, call the cops!Copy !req
173. Son of a bitch must pay.Copy !req
174. All right.
What's going on, Wang?
Why'd they steal your girl?Copy !req
175. You tell me!
How come it's not safe
to walk in Central Park? Huh?Copy !req
176. Or give a stranger a lift anymore?
Because the world's
full of crazy people! Hoodlums!Copy !req
177. That American girl
back at the airport seemed
to know something was up.Copy !req
178. Stay away from her, Jack.
She's nuts too. She's a lawyer.Copy !req
179. She's a what? Aw, come on!Copy !req
180. What the hell!Copy !req
181. They got this sort of clubhouse
where they all hang out.Copy !req
182. - To sharpen their knives, huh? Where is it?
- Thank you, jack.Copy !req
183. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
184. I am Mr. Egg Shen
with this wonderful tour this morning.Copy !req
185. Sit back.
Enjoy yourselves.Copy !req
186. A long time ago,
Chinese men
with gold rush fever...Copy !req
187. flooded into California,
we call-Copy !req
188. Mountain of gold, see?
Leaving behind their wives and children,Copy !req
189. working for years
to complete
the Transcontinental Railroad,Copy !req
190. saving all their pennies.Copy !req
191. And then they sent
for their families...Copy !req
192. to help build
this beautiful Chinatown...Copy !req
193. you see outside your window
this fine warm day.Copy !req
194. - Go right, down that alley!
Lords of Death down that way!
- What alley?Copy !req
195. Go right, now!Copy !req
196. Where the hell are we?Copy !req
197. Come on, yack.Copy !req
198. Excuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
199. I don't suppose you saw-Copy !req
200. No.Copy !req
201. Keep moving.Copy !req
202. What is it, a parade?
A funeral.Copy !req
203. Fighting tong.
They're Chang Sings.Copy !req
204. The fighting tong?
Don't panic, jack.Copy !req
205. They're okay.
They're good guys.Copy !req
206. Maybe we should try
a different alley.
What do you say-Copy !req
207. Wang, these guys,
these Sing Dings-
Chang Sings.Copy !req
208. - They got enemies?
- Wing Kong.Copy !req
209. Who wear red turbans.
Holy shit!Copy !req
210. These guys are animals, jack.Copy !req
211. You shittin' me?Copy !req
212. - What's happening, Wang?
- Chinese standoff.Copy !req
213. A what?Copy !req
214. Don't make a sound.Copy !req
215. Who's that?Copy !req
216. No questions...
just get out of here, jack!
Get out of here!Copy !req
217. Jack!Copy !req
218. I think it was Lo Pan!Copy !req
219. Who?Copy !req
220. Don't look, jack!
I already did!Copy !req
221. Don't!
I won't!Copy !req
222. It's Lo Pan! Come on!
I can't see!Copy !req
223. It's okay. It's okay.
It's only temporary.Copy !req
224. Over here!Copy !req
225. Bend over.Copy !req
226. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
227. I ran straight through him.
I'm never gonna get
Miao Yin back.Copy !req
228. How the hell could I run
straight through him?
It only appeared that way.Copy !req
229. Right.
Lords of Death, jack.Copy !req
230. Okay. I'm going home.
Keep your money.Copy !req
231. Hey, Wang Chi.
Looking for us?Copy !req
232. They know your name.
That's not good.
Let's go!Copy !req
233. My truck!
Forget it!Copy !req
234. The Lords of Death
are controlled
by the Wing Kong, jack.Copy !req
235. Lords of Death
just errand boys
for the Wing Kong.Copy !req
236. Great. Who wiped out all
those yellow turbans up there?
I mean, those guys were winning.Copy !req
237. He says it was the Storms-
the Three Storms.Copy !req
238. Three guys did all that? Listen.Copy !req
239. What about that whatever-it-was
I ran straight through?Copy !req
240. Fast!Copy !req
241. Lucky us.
We made it.Copy !req
242. All right,
where's my truck?
I'm out of here.Copy !req
243. You don't wanna
go back there.
Isn't your truck insured?Copy !req
244. Of course it is.
That's not the point.
The smart man gets it later.Copy !req
245. Smart man calls the cops.
Cops got better things
to do than get killed.Copy !req
246. Oh, yeah?
So do I!Copy !req
247. Mutual Fidelity Insurers
of Sacramento.Copy !req
248. Well, there's gotta be
a listing, honey. I pay 'em
six G's a year in premiums.Copy !req
249. China is here, Mr. Burton.
Yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
250. The Chang Sing,
the Wing Kong-Copy !req
251. They've been fighting
for centuries.Copy !req
252. What does that mean? Huh?
“China is here”?Copy !req
253. I don't even know
what the hell that means.
All I know is,Copy !req
254. this Lo Pan character
comes out of thin air
in the middle of a goddamn alley...Copy !req
255. while his buddies
are flying around on wires
cuttin' everybody to shreds,Copy !req
256. and he just stands there
waiting for me to drive my truck...Copy !req
257. straight through him
with light coming out of his mouth?Copy !req
258. Jack, please-Copy !req
259. Hello.Copy !req
260. When did this happen?
It didn't, Uncle Chu.Copy !req
261. Not like he says.
Yeah, it did.
Two hours ago.Copy !req
262. Tall guy, weird clothes.
First you see him, then you don't.Copy !req
263. Is this just a switchboard?
Lo Pan appeared
on the street?Copy !req
264. - Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't want to alarm you, Uncle.Copy !req
265. I'm gonna tell you about
an accident, and I don't wanna
hear “act of God,” okay?Copy !req
266. Mine's jack Burton.
Good afternoon, Mr. Wong.Copy !req
267. Eddie Lee,
meet my dear friend
Jack Burton.Copy !req
268. - Eddie's the new maitre d' here
at the Black Pool.
- And a whole lot more.Copy !req
269. I don't know my policy number.
It's in the glove compartment.Copy !req
270. Just-just look under
B-U-R-T-O-N, will you?
jack Burton?Copy !req
271. Yeah? Oh. Go ahead.Copy !req
272. - Boy! The guy you always
told me about, huh?
- Give me that again.Copy !req
273. Then that was
your abandoned truck.Copy !req
274. Abandoned like hell.
Yeah, r-Hello?Copy !req
275. Hello?Copy !req
276. Christ!
Bad news.Copy !req
277. The Lords of Death
stole it after you ran away.Copy !req
278. They stole my truck?
Take it easy, jack.Copy !req
279. You're with friends.
We'll find it for you.Copy !req
280. You're damn right you will, Wang,
and my money.Copy !req
281. And time is money to a guy like me.
And your phone is dead, by the way.Copy !req
282. How do you think I feel?
I lost a whole girl!Copy !req
283. The Lords of Death,
they were only on
a stupid joyride, see?Copy !req
284. Not acting on any orders
from the Wing Kong.
They just wanted a girl to sell.Copy !req
285. And Miao Yin got in the way.
Plus, I found out the skirmish
you guys stumbled into-Copy !req
286. Lo Pan, the word is,
ordered the boss
of the Chang Sings assassinated.Copy !req
287. That was his funeral.
It was a war, Eddie.Copy !req
288. - What are you doing here?
- Don't panic. It's only me-Gracie Law.Copy !req
289. Oh, great.Copy !req
290. Just happen to be
in the neighborhood
on a dark and stormy night?Copy !req
291. This is my neighborhood.
Well, sure it was a war.Copy !req
292. And anybody that showed up
was gonna join Lem Lee in
the hell of being cut to pieces.Copy !req
293. - Hell of being what?
- Chinese have a lot of hells.Copy !req
294. And what the hell
is Gracie Law doing here?Copy !req
295. She can't get enough of me.Copy !req
296. He wishes.
Look, you know me.Copy !req
297. I'm always poking my nose
where it doesn't belong.Copy !req
298. And as a result, I admit it.
This mix-up is my fault sort of.Copy !req
299. But I've got it on good advice
that those punks that jumped me
and ripped off his truck,Copy !req
300. the girl they kidnapped,
they took over to
the White Tigers for a quick sale.Copy !req
301. - Who was she?
- My fiancée.
The White Tigers?Copy !req
302. Oh, God, I'm sorry.
If we get over there tonight,
maybe we can buy her back.Copy !req
303. A search warrant's too complicated.
Violence-out of the question.Copy !req
304. Hold it. Hold it!
Slow down.Copy !req
305. I'm feeling a little
like an outsider here.
You are.Copy !req
306. Jack, listen.
I need more of your help.
I can't pay you today, okay?Copy !req
307. - Shit!
- How can I? I need
all my cash for Miao Yin.Copy !req
308. - And it's gonna cost.
She's got green eyes.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
309. Seriously?
That's an extra to these people.Copy !req
310. It's like leather bucket seats.
It's double the price.Copy !req
311. What people?
Look, this Lo Pan
I ran over-through-Copy !req
312. Has spirit medium powers,
like the immortals.Copy !req
313. His flesh and his bones
are atomized.Copy !req
314. He becomes a dream.Copy !req
315. What?
That's an exaggeration.
I promise.Copy !req
316. Please, help me, okay?
I got a great idea.Copy !req
317. - Relax.
- I am relaxed.Copy !req
318. Look, this is as far as I go,
because I'm a dead giveaway, see?Copy !req
319. I'd go in there, but they
know my face, all those slavers,
and they'd want to push it in.Copy !req
320. - Not while I'm around.
- It's all up to you now, jack.Copy !req
321. My destiny rests
in your capable hands.Copy !req
322. - I'll do my best.
- Thing is to make them
drop their guard.Copy !req
323. - I'll try.
- Thing is to look stupid.Copy !req
324. He does.Copy !req
325. Boy, it sure is raining
cats and dogs.Copy !req
326. Uh, the cab driver said-
Well, he told me that I could-Copy !req
327. Well, that the White Tiger would-Copy !req
328. Oh. Uh, just a minute, please.Copy !req
329. Excuse me for a second,
okay, guys?
I think I know that car.Copy !req
330. What's she doing now?Copy !req
331. Strange girl.Copy !req
332. That building there-
the White Tiger.Copy !req
333. Oh, God, it's creepy.
Do we actually
have to go in?Copy !req
334. B-Because I will.
If we have to,Copy !req
335. I'll go anywhere
or do anything
to get my story.Copy !req
336. This is my big break.
Just sit tight.Copy !req
337. We've got one of our best men
inside right now stirring the pot.Copy !req
338. How do you do, ma'am?
Henry Swanson's my name,Copy !req
339. and excitement's
my game.Copy !req
340. Cash or charge?
Oh, gosh.Copy !req
341. Cash, I guess. I mean,
it's not deductible, is it?Copy !req
342. Mrs. O'Toole
will take care of your needs.Copy !req
343. Boy, you know,
I wish these were in color,Copy !req
344. because what I really am
sort of in the mood for
is a girl with green eyes.Copy !req
345. And price is no object,
Mrs. O'Toole.Copy !req
346. Fresh off the boat's
the way I like 'em.Copy !req
347. The more exotic,
the better.Copy !req
348. Chinese girls do not come
with green eyes.Copy !req
349. Too long. Let's go in.
It's only been 10 minutes.
Give the guy a chance.Copy !req
350. So how long you been
in the U.S. of A.?Copy !req
351. Three month.
Where from?Copy !req
352. Hung, Kong.Copy !req
353. What happens?
You stay here a while,Copy !req
354. old girls leave,
new girls come in?Copy !req
355. Maybe.
Take your tie off, please.Copy !req
356. Yeah, I know what you mean.
My wife gave it to me for Christmas.Copy !req
357. Holy shit!Copy !req
358. Wow!Copy !req
359. Green explosions?
People flying in and out?Copy !req
360. That was not real.
I wanna talk to the cops.Copy !req
361. I want my truck back.
Now, where the hell am I?Copy !req
362. My office. Sit down.
What, you sleep
in your office?Copy !req
363. What I need to get straight is-
I mean, were these guys-
I mean, these Storms-Copy !req
364. What are they,
magicians?
Yeah, sort of.Copy !req
365. It's hard to explain.
Try real hard.Copy !req
366. - Here. Drink.
- If the Storms have Miao Yin,Copy !req
367. - there's only one place
they could take her.
- Lo Pan.Copy !req
368. - Yes.
- The godfather of Little China,
Mr. David Lo Pan.Copy !req
369. You mean the David Lo Pan that's
chairman of the National Orient Bank...Copy !req
370. and owns the Wing Kong
Import/Export Trading Company,Copy !req
371. but who's so reclusive that no one's
even laid eyes on this guy in years?Copy !req
372. - Who the hell are you anyway?
- Oh. Well, I'm-I'm Margo Litzenberger.Copy !req
373. I'm with the Berkeley People's HeraldCopy !req
374. I've been trying to get somebody,
anybody from the press...Copy !req
375. to listen to me
about this, Burton.Copy !req
376. And it's just not possible that
you actually saw David Lo Pan.Copy !req
377. Because the bastard's
afraid to show his face.
He's got more enemies-Copy !req
378. He's got Miao Yin.
I'm going over there and get her back!Copy !req
379. - What are you, nuts?
- Hey, who's that?Copy !req
380. Um, it's okay, Tara.
You can go back to sleep.Copy !req
381. - From the airport.
- This morning, sure.
That's what I was doing there.Copy !req
382. I was protecting her civil rights,
making sure she gets a chance.Copy !req
383. This is just
so shocking.Copy !req
384. I must just be so
monumentally naive.
You are.Copy !req
385. And so now we have
to grab your fiancée-
Wait a minute.Copy !req
386. I'm a reasonable guy,Copy !req
387. but I've just
experienced some very
unreasonable things.Copy !req
388. Depends on how
you look at it.
The hell it does!Copy !req
389. So somebody, I don't care who,
tell me what is going on!Copy !req
390. - The truth?
- I can take it.Copy !req
391. We don't know.Copy !req
392. I'm going now,
alone if I have to!Copy !req
393. Going where? It's pouring out.
Lo Pan's.
The Wing Kong exchange.Copy !req
394. The Wing Kong exchange?Copy !req
395. The most dangerous
cutthroat den
of madmen in Chinatown?Copy !req
396. You can't just waltz
in and out of there-
Like the wind.Copy !req
397. Yes, I can, Miss Law.
My mind and my spirits
are as one.Copy !req
398. As two.
I said I was coming.Copy !req
399. I'd go with you, but-
I know. There's
a problem with your face.Copy !req
400. Okay. You people
sit tight,Copy !req
401. hold the fort, and keep
the home fires burning.Copy !req
402. And if we're not back by dawn,
call the president.Copy !req
403. This is gonna take
crackerjack timing, Wang.Copy !req
404. Total concentration.
You ready, jack?Copy !req
405. I was born ready.Copy !req
406. God, I love
working nights!
Wow!Copy !req
407. Don't get up, don't get up.
Phone company.Copy !req
408. All right, boys,
where's the mini panel at?Copy !req
409. Probably through here, huh?Copy !req
410. Wang.Copy !req
411. Good work, jack.
I think they actually
fell for it.Copy !req
412. Yeah. Hey.Copy !req
413. Last time we had this problem
was on account of some squirrels
chewing through the wires.Copy !req
414. Remember that? I'd better locate
that central junction box.Copy !req
415. I think it's
right down there.
Yeah.Copy !req
416. What does that say?Copy !req
417. Hell of boiling oil.
You're kidding.Copy !req
418. Yeah, I am.
It says, “Keep out.”Copy !req
419. We've got
to do something.Copy !req
420. Hmm.Copy !req
421. Goat butts
against a hedge,Copy !req
422. and its horns
become entangled.Copy !req
423. I don't think I've
had the pleasure.Copy !req
424. Miss Gracie Law,
Mr. Egg Shen.Copy !req
425. Egg's kind of our
local authority on Lo Pan.Copy !req
426. He's helping us out.
How? It has been
almost two hours.Copy !req
427. Let's just go over there,
beat down the door-
No, no, no, Miss Law.Copy !req
428. We have to gather
our strength,Copy !req
429. because now
there's clouds
and thunder.Copy !req
430. The image of difficulty
at the beginning.Copy !req
431. Mmm. But finally,
we shall bring order
out of chaos.Copy !req
432. Look
Yeah.Copy !req
433. What you got here is
two people dragging a third.
Miao Yin.Copy !req
434. You did that, right?Copy !req
435. I guess so.
I hope so.Copy !req
436. Jack, check this out.Copy !req
437. So what is this,
Chinese or something
counting backwards?Copy !req
438. Not backwards.
Downwards.Copy !req
439. Of course, the Chinese
mix everything up.Copy !req
440. Look at what
they have to work with.Copy !req
441. There's Buddhism,
Confucianism,Copy !req
442. and Taoists,
alchemy and sorcery.Copy !req
443. We take what we want
and leave the rest,
just like your salad bar.Copy !req
444. But there's one thing even
David Lo Pan must acknowledge.Copy !req
445. All movement in the universe...Copy !req
446. is caused by tension between
positive and negative furies.Copy !req
447. And when the furies
are out of balance-Copy !req
448. As they are in Lo Pan,
who is cursed-Copy !req
449. Then the people turn
into demon and live forever.Copy !req
450. Repulsive and evil,
existing only to plague the living.Copy !req
451. Well, then-I mean,
what you're saying is
this David Lo Pan-Copy !req
452. What is he, a-a ghost?Copy !req
453. He plays at being a man.Copy !req
454. A creature of vast, dark,
destructive power.Copy !req
455. All right.
We're out this hatch
and back up the cables.Copy !req
456. That sound like
a brilliant idea
or what?Copy !req
457. The cable is
three stories high
and covered with grease.Copy !req
458. Exactly. It's real
and we can touch it,Copy !req
459. so at least we know
where we stand, huh?
Yeah, in deep shit.Copy !req
460. What?
What the hell?Copy !req
461. Shit!
See?Copy !req
462. Did you think they'd let us
walk in and out like the wind?Copy !req
463. Yes! I thought
that was your whole
damn point!Copy !req
464. My point was to find
Miao Yin at any cost!Copy !req
465. This is
salt water, Wang.
And get your truck back!Copy !req
466. I'll buy another one!
But there's only
one Miao Yin!Copy !req
467. Jesus Christ!
Where are we?Copy !req
468. Hell of the
upside-down sinners!Copy !req
469. Hey, you!Copy !req
470. Come on over here
and fight like a man.Copy !req
471. Oh, shit, jack.Copy !req
472. I don't like
the looks of this.Copy !req
473. Where are we, Wang?Copy !req
474. You are nowhere!Copy !req
475. Oh, boy.Copy !req
476. Look, we came here
to see David Lo Pan.Copy !req
477. All right?
Huh?Copy !req
478. David Lo Pan.
And you have succeeded,
Mr. Burton.Copy !req
479. What, you?
I don't get this at all.
I thought Lo Pan-Copy !req
480. Shut up, Mr. Burton!
You are not brought upon
this world to “get it.”Copy !req
481. Come on! Lo Pan is like-
Nothing you can understand.Copy !req
482. There are many mysteries,
many unanswerable questions,Copy !req
483. even in a life
as short as yours.Copy !req
484. Well, the way I see it, it
doesn't mean we shouldn't ask.
Like where's my truck?Copy !req
485. You're not looking for a truck.
You're looking for a girl.Copy !req
486. A girl with green eyes.
Yes'.!Copy !req
487. She must be
something extraordinary,Copy !req
488. or I'm not about to waste
another 2,000 years.Copy !req
489. Well, there can't be many
Chinese girls running around
with green eyes these clays.Copy !req
490. - There are not, never were.
- Beggars can't be choosers.Copy !req
491. But I can!Copy !req
492. Tell me about
Miao Yin, huh?Copy !req
493. What province is she from?
Hunan?Copy !req
494. Her mother?
Her father?Copy !req
495. He must be a holy man.
I must know.Copy !req
496. You got a tongue, Dave.
Ask her yourself.Copy !req
497. Mr. Burton,
if you have an influence...Copy !req
498. over your youthful friend,
you'd better exert it now.Copy !req
499. Otherwise, I will have both
of you roll off to the hell
where people are skinned alive!Copy !req
500. It's that simple!
Understand?Copy !req
501. Are you crazy?
Is that your problem?Copy !req
502. - No, he means it, jack.
- My problem is this place.Copy !req
503. This place is my tomb.
I'm buried here.Copy !req
504. A young man, a king,
a warrior, is entombed...Copy !req
505. in this old man's
crippled body.Copy !req
506. And all I need is a woman,
Mr. Burton-Copy !req
507. a special kind of woman
with dragon-green eyes...Copy !req
508. to make me whole again,
young again,Copy !req
509. so that I may rule the universe
from beyond this grave.Copy !req
510. Ching Dai.
The God of the East.Copy !req
511. Who, him? This guy?
No, not me, Mr. Burton.Copy !req
512. My demon.Copy !req
513. The god I must appease in order
to regain my heart, my blood.Copy !req
514. A girl with green eyes
to satisfy Ching Dai.Copy !req
515. A girl brave enough
to embrace the naked blade.Copy !req
516. - And when I find her, I will marry her.
- Never!Copy !req
517. Then Ching Dai will be happy,
and my curse will be lifted!Copy !req
518. You can go off and rule the universe
from beyond the grave.Copy !req
519. - Indeed!
- Or check into a psycho ward.
Whichever comes first, huh?Copy !req
520. Jack, will you-
Jack, what? I'm supposed
to buy this shit?Copy !req
521. 2,000 years, and he can't find
one broad to fit the bill?Copy !req
522. Come on, Dave. You must be doing
something seriously wrong.Copy !req
523. There have been others,
to be sure.Copy !req
524. There are always others,
are there not?Copy !req
525. You seem to be one
who know the difficulties
between men and women,Copy !req
526. how seldom it works out.Copy !req
527. And yet, we all
keep trying like fools.Copy !req
528. Who are these people?
Friends of yours? Huh?Copy !req
529. Now, this really
pisses me off to no end!
Come on.Copy !req
530. Stick around.
Where's Miao Yin?Copy !req
531. In this building?
Safe.Copy !req
532. - Where is she?
- Safe!Copy !req
533. Safer with me than
any creature on earth.Copy !req
534. Go ahead.
You want some bad publicity,
you give us the runaround.Copy !req
535. But this woman here,
she has a deadline,Copy !req
536. and her pen, my friend,
is mightier than your sword.
Uh, yeah.Copy !req
537. No visitors.Copy !req
538. - I don't make the policy around here.
- Come on, man.Copy !req
539. Give 'em a tour.
What's it gonna hurt?Copy !req
540. I can help you.Copy !req
541. You okay, jack?
Yeah.Copy !req
542. We're in a room.
No windows.Copy !req
543. A few skeletons.
Where's the light
coming from?Copy !req
544. The floor.Copy !req
545. With the easing
of trade restrictions,Copy !req
546. next year,
we will start importing...Copy !req
547. A lot of strange things
from Peking.Copy !req
548. What sort of strange things?Copy !req
549. Are we going up or down?
It feels like down.Copy !req
550. Great. Great.
Thank you, jack.Copy !req
551. I think we've come up.
First we went down.Copy !req
552. Then they brought us up.Copy !req
553. Two, three feet thick,
I'll bet.Copy !req
554. Probably welded shut
from the outside and
covered with brick by now.Copy !req
555. - Don't give up, jack.
- Oh, okay. I won't, Wang.
Let's just chew our way out.Copy !req
556. Lo Pan has plans for us.
If he didn't, we'd be dead doornails.Copy !req
557. Lo Pan? Which Lo Pan?
Little old basket case on wheels,Copy !req
558. or the IO-foot-tall roadblock?Copy !req
559. - One and the same persom, jack.
- You know something
you're not telling me, Wang.Copy !req
560. Myths and legends.Copy !req
561. I don't want to insult you.
No, no, no.Copy !req
562. Go ahead.
Insult me.Copy !req
563. It's about all sorts of scary things.Copy !req
564. About an ancient army
of the dead,Copy !req
565. the spirit city,
and monkey sacrifices.Copy !req
566. And the first sovereign
emperor of China,Copy !req
567. that mad monarch
who federated
our seven warring states,Copy !req
568. defeated Lo Pan,
and imposed upon him...Copy !req
569. that horrible curse
of no flesh in 272 B.C.Copy !req
570. A lot of Chinese hear
these things when we're kids.Copy !req
571. Then we grow up...Copy !req
572. and pretend
not to believe them.Copy !req
573. No horseshit, Wang?Copy !req
574. No horseshit, jack.
I don't blame you.Copy !req
575. I'm Chinese, and I don't even
want to believe it.Copy !req
576. But it's for real-sorcery,Copy !req
577. Chinese black magic.Copy !req
578. Blindfolds!Copy !req
579. You make one move-Copy !req
580. Now, let's try that again, huh?Copy !req
581. Don't make me kill you,
tough guy.Copy !req
582. Come on!
Come on, jack!Copy !req
583. - Come on!
- How?Copy !req
584. Great work, jack.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
585. We're all inside-
me, Gracie and Margo.Copy !req
586. And Uncle Chu and Egg,
they're out in the street...Copy !req
587. in Egg's bus ready
to get us out of here.
Great.Copy !req
588. Here, jack.
Hey, I'll trade you.Copy !req
589. All right. Which way?
Fast, before they wake up.Copy !req
590. There, I think.
Down there.Copy !req
591. No pathetic excuses.Copy !req
592. I smell the blood of human beings.
Find them!Copy !req
593. Boil them until their flesh falls off.Copy !req
594. You heard me!Copy !req
595. Empty.
Oh, Miao Yin.Copy !req
596. I need you, Miao Yin.Copy !req
597. You, whose eyes flash
like emerald lightning.Copy !req
598. Ching Dai,
make me flesh again soon.Copy !req
599. Please.Copy !req
600. Let's go.
It's clear.Copy !req
601. Safety.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
602. Wang!Copy !req
603. First time
you ever plug somebody?Copy !req
604. - Of course not.
- Come on!Copy !req
605. Do we want to go
up or down?Copy !req
606. Up or down?
Up.Copy !req
607. All has become...Copy !req
608. strange.Copy !req
609. A world so unreal,
and yet...Copy !req
610. at once so frightening.Copy !req
611. Open up! Open up,
or I'll blow his head off!Copy !req
612. Open, or he dies
and then it's Ching Dai!Copy !req
613. And your souls be with his
to the hell of the holy dragon!Copy !req
614. You all right?Copy !req
615. Yeah.Copy !req
616. Margo.
Jack!Copy !req
617. - Where's Gracie?
- On the floor next door.
She's a-a wildcat.Copy !req
618. - How you gonna spring us?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
619. That way maybe!Copy !req
620. Wang, haul ass!Copy !req
621. Come on! Come on!
Keep moving!Copy !req
622. Margo, jump in!Copy !req
623. Go!
In there?
Are you nuts?Copy !req
624. Where's Margo?
I don't know!Copy !req
625. Where are we?
Where's Eddie?Copy !req
626. Beats me!Copy !req
627. Where's jack?
Jack!Copy !req
628. Jack!Copy !req
629. Jack.Copy !req
630. Jack!Copy !req
631. Hey!
Sorry.Copy !req
632. Sorry. I'm just
thrilled to be alive.
Yeah, sure.Copy !req
633. Let's go.Copy !req
634. It's like some
giant garbage disposal.
I think it is sort of.Copy !req
635. Would you stop that-
Would you stop rubbing
your body up against mine?Copy !req
636. Because I can't concentrate
when you do that.Copy !req
637. Oh! You couldn't pay me more for-
I mean, really.Copy !req
638. Where's jack?
It's okay. Everybody relax.
I'm here.Copy !req
639. Jack, I know
where we are.Copy !req
640. This is like a central-
What do you call it?
Sewer?Copy !req
641. Yeah. Water comes in up there.
Seawater from the bay
fills this room.Copy !req
642. Then they divert it
through all these pipes
to different chambers.Copy !req
643. I bet up there's
where we first
got on that elevator.Copy !req
644. All right.
We're almost outta here.Copy !req
645. Now from here on, it gets
pretty normal-offices, storerooms-
a nice false front.Copy !req
646. I count to three.Copy !req
647. I open that door.
We move out.
Everybody got that?Copy !req
648. Ready? Follow the leader.
One, two, three.Copy !req
649. We may be trapped.Copy !req
650. Hide!Copy !req
651. Hide?Copy !req
652. Hide!
They only saw me!Copy !req
653. We'll fight together jack.
Do or die.Copy !req
654. Ha!Copy !req
655. Time to go.Copy !req
656. The bus is right outside
in the parking lot.Copy !req
657. Okay, here's the deal.Copy !req
658. I run interference.
You bring up the rear.
Can you handle that?Copy !req
659. Can you?Copy !req
660. Well, all in a night's work, huh?
Yeah.Copy !req
661. Hey, you got a problem
like that again, you just-
Reach for the sky!Copy !req
662. - Let's go!
- Go. Go!Copy !req
663. Come on!Copy !req
664. You're doing real good, guys.
Come on, jack! Come on!Copy !req
665. - Let's go!
- Open the door'. Open the doors'.!Copy !req
666. Let's go! Hurry!Copy !req
667. Hurry!
Move it, Egg!Copy !req
668. - Get out of here!
- Duck'.!Copy !req
669. We made it.
Holy shit, we made it!Copy !req
670. Where's Miao Yin?
Inside.Copy !req
671. Somewhere inside.Copy !req
672. Where's Gracie?Copy !req
673. Oh! Let me down,
you overstuffed monstrosity!Copy !req
674. Oh! Let me go!
Let me go! Let me go!Copy !req
675. Oh!Copy !req
676. Ah. What does it mean?Copy !req
677. Two girls with green eyes?Copy !req
678. After all these years.Copy !req
679. You bastards unchain me.
You're not gonna get away
with this. Where's Lo Pan?Copy !req
680. This one has fire as well.Copy !req
681. Hey, listen, I've had it up to-Copy !req
682. here with you maniacs.
Up to here.Copy !req
683. I want to see that
disgusting flesh peddler,
David Lo Pan, in person.Copy !req
684. Beep, beep, beep.
Do, do, do, do, do.Copy !req
685. Unless the coward's afraid
to see an unarmed girl
one-on-one, huh?Copy !req
686. Where is he?Copy !req
687. You know what this is?Copy !req
688. This is like some radical
Alice in Wonderland.
That's what this is.Copy !req
689. Well, you've probably got
a best seller on your hands.Copy !req
690. Call the police, jack.
You're not a one-man army.Copy !req
691. Cops got better things to do
than get killed.Copy !req
692. Hey, here he is.Copy !req
693. No, no, no. These are our friends.
These are the Chang Sings.Copy !req
694. Any of'em savvy English?Copy !req
695. - Hey, man. Who is this guy?
- All right, all right. You got any guns?Copy !req
696. Well, not against Lo Pan,
but here. Here's one for you.Copy !req
697. Make you feel better,
like Dirty Harry.Copy !req
698. I'll stick with these.
You coming with us, Egg?Copy !req
699. Of course, jack.
It's my destiny.Copy !req
700. Besides, if I don't,
you'll never make it out alive.Copy !req
701. - I'm on board too then.
- Yeah, sure, kid.Copy !req
702. You can't keep
the press out, mister.
This is America.Copy !req
703. You're not going
back there, Margo.Copy !req
704. You're staying here
topside with Eddie
and Uncle Chu.Copy !req
705. - Eddie? But he's-
- He's got a crush on you.Copy !req
706. You mean like
you've got on Gracie?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
707. I just want to get
my truck back.Copy !req
708. Oh, yeah. What do I know?
She's not even your type-
all brains.Copy !req
709. - Hey, come on.
- Let's go.Copy !req
710. Huh. Play your cards right,
you live to talk about it.Copy !req
711. Oh, boy.Copy !req
712. Are you okay?
Are you Mao 'fin?Copy !req
713. Yes. Miao Yin.Copy !req
714. Who-Who are you?
I 0 Pan.Copy !req
715. You have come
to seek me out
with your green eyes.Copy !req
716. Yes.Copy !req
717. - No. N-No.
- Yes.Copy !req
718. What's going on here?
Is this some kind of-
Magic.Copy !req
719. The darkest magic.Copy !req
720. My soul swims in it,
scattered across time,Copy !req
721. trapped in the world
of formlessness,Copy !req
722. until I find her and marry her.Copy !req
723. Marry her?Copy !req
724. The girl
with green eyes.Copy !req
725. The girl who can tame
the burning blade.Copy !req
726. Miao Yin...Copy !req
727. or Grace Law.Copy !req
728. Great start, Egg.
It's the other way.Copy !req
729. You tried the front door,
it got you nowhere.
Here. Let me hold that.Copy !req
730. A brave man likes the feel
of nature on his face, jack.Copy !req
731. Yeah, and a wise man
has enough sense to
get in out of the rain.Copy !req
732. He lives here?
He owns the whole block.
He's a very rich guy.Copy !req
733. Rich? This place
is a dump, Wang.Copy !req
734. To Western eyes.
The stuff in these bottles
is priceless.Copy !req
735. Well, all set?Copy !req
736. Yeah.
Ready when you are, Egg.Copy !req
737. Jack next.
Yeah. Where's
this go now?Copy !req
738. Down. Lo Pan
is down there.Copy !req
739. Down where?
Where is
the universe?Copy !req
740. Come on, jack.
Don't be afraid.Copy !req
741. Afraid? Are you kidding?Copy !req
742. Where in the hell
are we?
Underneath Chinatown.Copy !req
743. That is not water.Copy !req
744. Black blood
of the earth.Copy !req
745. Don't you mean oil?
I mean black blood
of the earth.Copy !req
746. A thousand years ago,
huge earthquakes...Copy !req
747. turned the world
upside down.Copy !req
748. Many normal people
were killed.Copy !req
749. Many unnatural people...Copy !req
750. roamed free to commit...Copy !req
751. great offenses
against the gods.Copy !req
752. Hai!Copy !req
753. They have survived
the burning blade...Copy !req
754. and tamed the savage heart.Copy !req
755. I will marry both women.Copy !req
756. - Prepare them.
- Hai!Copy !req
757. - Hai!
- Hai!Copy !req
758. What is that, huh?Copy !req
759. I mean, it sounds like-Copy !req
760. Something breathing
underwater.
Yeah.Copy !req
761. You will come out no more.Copy !req
762. What? Huh?
What'll come out no more?Copy !req
763. Come on!Copy !req
764. Damn it!Copy !req
765. Miao Yin?Copy !req
766. Hey, Wang? Egg?Copy !req
767. Hey, jack, come on!Copy !req
768. It's okay, jack. Wing Kong's storeroom.
Emergency provisions.Copy !req
769. We're inside
Lo Pan's domain.Copy !req
770. Christ.Copy !req
771. Later.Copy !req
772. We're getting close-
real close.Copy !req
773. And now for some more
bad news. Ready?Copy !req
774. - What, this gets worse? Come on.
- 2, 258 years ago,Copy !req
775. the first sovereign emperor,
Qin Shi Huang,Copy !req
776. he subjugated Lo Pan,
made him of low flesh.Copy !req
777. Only an evil dream-Copy !req
778. Get to the goddamn point, Egg.Copy !req
779. In order to be whole again,
he had to find this certain girl...Copy !req
780. of his prophecy and marry her
to appease the God of the East.Copy !req
781. But to appease the emperor,
he had to kill her.Copy !req
782. - Kill her? No!
- Well, let's go.Copy !req
783. What are we talking
Chinese history for
when we gotta get-Copy !req
784. Oh, we are getting ready
to strike the final blow,Copy !req
785. if we reach Lo Pan.
When we reach Lo Pan.Copy !req
786. Ah! Then the power in this flask
will be our only hope...Copy !req
787. against the boldest satyr
of the underworld,
the ultimate evil spirit.Copy !req
788. Oh, yes.
Only a dream can kill a dream.Copy !req
789. I've waited for this
for a long time, jack.Copy !req
790. The evil dream will die.Copy !req
791. Wing Kong outside.Copy !req
792. - Were they real?
- Yeah. Dressed for Lo Pan's wedding.Copy !req
793. What's in the flask, Egg?
Magic potion?
Yeah.Copy !req
794. Thought so. Good.
What do we do, drink it?Copy !req
795. Yeah.
Good. I thought so.Copy !req
796. I am the past come back
to haunt you, Lo Pan!Copy !req
797. My God, no.Copy !req
798. Please. What is that?
Don't tell me.Copy !req
799. A guardian.
What it sees, Lo Pan knows.Copy !req
800. They have returned.Copy !req
801. And this time they are not alone.
Egg Shen is with them.Copy !req
802. That little bastard sorcerer
has brought them...Copy !req
803. through the bog
of the dead trees.Copy !req
804. Egg Shen. Egg Shen!Copy !req
805. You have come a long ways
to find me, but it is too late.Copy !req
806. There are two girls
with green eyes,
and I will many them both.Copy !req
807. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law
to appease my emperor...Copy !req
808. and live out
my earthly pleasures
with Miao Yin.Copy !req
809. That's right, Egg Shen.Copy !req
810. The best of two worlds.Copy !req
811. Hey, you never know
till you try.Copy !req
812. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
813. You know what
I don't like about this?
Where is everybody?Copy !req
814. Preparing for
Lo Pan's wedding.Copy !req
815. Oh, man.Copy !req
816. We should not be in here-
not this easily.
It's a setup, I'm telling you.Copy !req
817. Lo Pan is about
to take his queen.
He's too busy to care.Copy !req
818. So where is he, Egg, huh?
Where?Copy !req
819. Jack, here.
What?Copy !req
820. Hollow?
Hollow.Copy !req
821. Fuck it.Copy !req
822. Jack.
I know. It's an elevator,
and it only goes down.Copy !req
823. - Yeah, look.
- Hey, all right.Copy !req
824. Time for the medicine!Copy !req
825. Cheers!Copy !req
826. Uh, this does what again,
exactly?Copy !req
827. Huge buzz.Copy !req
828. Oh, good!Copy !req
829. You can see things
no one else can see,Copy !req
830. do things no one else can do.Copy !req
831. Real things?
As real as Lo Pan.Copy !req
832. Oh.
Hey, what more could
a guy ask for?Copy !req
833. The six-demon bag.
Terrific.
A six-demon bag.Copy !req
834. Sensational.
What's in it, Egg?Copy !req
835. Wind, fire-
all that kind of thing.Copy !req
836. Here's to the army and navy,
and the battles they have won.Copy !req
837. Here's to America's colors-
the colors that never run.Copy !req
838. May the wings of liberty
never lose a feather.Copy !req
839. Ah!Copy !req
840. Feel pretty good.
And I'm not, uh-Copy !req
841. I'm not scared at all.
I just feel kind of-Copy !req
842. I feel kind
of invincible.
Me too.Copy !req
843. I got a very positive
attitude about this.
Good. Me too.Copy !req
844. Yeah.Copy !req
845. Is it gettin'
hot in here,
or is it just me?Copy !req
846. Ching Dai. Ching Dai.Copy !req
847. O great Ching Dai,
equal with heaven,Copy !req
848. come into our presence...Copy !req
849. and witness
this holy matrimony.Copy !req
850. Miao Yin.
And the ultimate
evil spirit.Copy !req
851. And now, my beloved disciples,Copy !req
852. the moment of truth.Copy !req
853. The needle of love.Copy !req
854. Time to shoot that bastard.
No, not until
he's married.Copy !req
855. Then he's flesh.
Then it's too late.Copy !req
856. O Ching Dai, you who
shake the heavens...Copy !req
857. and descend from the East.Copy !req
858. All I ask in order to
conquer this universe...Copy !req
859. is that you grant me
flesh and blood.Copy !req
860. Yes.Copy !req
861. Guide my hand...Copy !req
862. as I insert this needle
into Miao Yin.Copy !req
863. Let him complete
the ceremony,Copy !req
864. then he is ours
for certain.Copy !req
865. Come, my love.
Give it to me.Copy !req
866. It's working!Copy !req
867. I'm mortal!Copy !req
868. Look out, guys!Copy !req
869. No way.Copy !req
870. Yes.Copy !req
871. Damn it!Copy !req
872. Come.Copy !req
873. Come on.
It won't hurt.Copy !req
874. Aw, shit!Copy !req
875. Take her.Copy !req
876. Peasant magic.Copy !req
877. You never could beat me,
Egg Shen.Copy !req
878. Hmm!Copy !req
879. Oh!Copy !req
880. Shit.Copy !req
881. It's me, Gracie.
You all right?Copy !req
882. Never mind me.
We gotta get Lo Pan.
Where is he?Copy !req
883. Wang! Come on.Copy !req
884. Pull it apart.
Come on!Copy !req
885. Oh.Copy !req
886. Jack!Copy !req
887. Where does this go?
Up, to his office-
Lo Pan's office.Copy !req
888. It's cooler up there.
From there we can-
Do you have a gun, I hope?Copy !req
889. I have a knife.
A knife?Copy !req
890. This guys 12 feet tall!
Seven. Hey, don't worry.
I can handle him.Copy !req
891. I took something.
I can see things no one else can see.Copy !req
892. Why are you dressed like that?
I-I-l was
getting married.Copy !req
893. He was marrying both
of us just because,Copy !req
894. uh, my eyes
are green too.Copy !req
895. I guess-I mean-Copy !req
896. Oh, God, is this
really happening?Copy !req
897. Look into my eyes.
No. Never.Copy !req
898. I have suffered
so much pain and agony.
Shh.Copy !req
899. Look at me!
No! I don't understand.Copy !req
900. I don't belong to you.Copy !req
901. You don't.
You belong to Ching Dai.Copy !req
902. I must sacrifice you,
but I love you
and I need you.Copy !req
903. No!Copy !req
904. Here. Take her!
Take the bitch!Copy !req
905. Master, you are flesh!
I am. I am!Copy !req
906. It worked!
Ching Dai is appeased.Copy !req
907. Now we must satisfy
the first sovereign emperor
by destroying this!Copy !req
908. Not so fast, gentlemen.Copy !req
909. Is it too much
to ask, Thunder?
Kill him for me!Copy !req
910. It won't solve anything, Dave.
Too many people around here...Copy !req
911. have been dropping like flies already,
and where's that getting us, huh?Copy !req
912. Nowhere, and fast.Copy !req
913. Ah, you know what
old jack Burton always says
at a time like this?Copy !req
914. - Who?
- Jack Burton-me.Copy !req
915. Old jack always says,
“What the hell?”Copy !req
916. It's a good knife.Copy !req
917. Good-bye, Mr. Burton.Copy !req
918. It's all in the reflexes.Copy !req
919. Wang.Copy !req
920. You all right?
Yeah.Copy !req
921. Hey, thanks.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
922. I don't think
he's gonna stop.Copy !req
923. Come on!Copy !req
924. We got a problem.
There!Copy !req
925. Jack! Come on, jack!Copy !req
926. Lump, jack! jump!Copy !req
927. The whole place is melting!Copy !req
928. Hello! Hello!Copy !req
929. How'd you
get up there?
Wasn't easy!Copy !req
930. Stand aside!Copy !req
931. Take it away!Copy !req
932. Go!Copy !req
933. Hey, hang on to this.Copy !req
934. Watch out, Wang Chi!Copy !req
935. Go for it, Wang!Copy !req
936. Oh!Copy !req
937. Go!Copy !req
938. Hold on to me! Don't let me go!Copy !req
939. Do you know
where you're going?Copy !req
940. Faster, faster!
They're coming! jack!Copy !req
941. The sliding door! Yeah.Copy !req
942. Go! Hurry, jack! Hurry!
Come on, jack! Open it!Copy !req
943. Come on!
There's my truck.Copy !req
944. My truck! Get in!Copy !req
945. They took the key!Copy !req
946. Well, don't you have a spare?
Of course I do, but
it's underneath the-Copy !req
947. Oh.Copy !req
948. What was that?
6.9 on the Richter scale.
Hang on!Copy !req
949. Sorry.Copy !req
950. Don't you know how
to drive this thing?
Relax.Copy !req
951. Stop! Red light!Copy !req
952. Take it easy.
Take it easy. Okay.Copy !req
953. Okay, we made it.
We made it.
Yeah.Copy !req
954. Yeah.
Oh, look at that.Copy !req
955. Doesn't that
make you feel good?
Terrific.Copy !req
956. Light's green.
You can go.Copy !req
957. All right! The real thing.
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
958. Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
959. What are you doing, jack?Copy !req
960. I'll be right back.
Hey, where you going, Egg?Copy !req
961. Oh, well, my work's done.Copy !req
962. Lo Pan is dead,
and the evil spell has been lifted.Copy !req
963. Years ago,
I promised myself a long vacation,Copy !req
964. and it's time to collect.Copy !req
965. Well, why don't you
go on over to China,
visit the motherland?Copy !req
966. Well, China's in the heart, jack.Copy !req
967. Wherever I go, she's with me.Copy !req
968. So, what are you
gonna call it?Copy !req
969. I don't know.Copy !req
970. Maybe you can come over
to my place later and...Copy !req
971. help me find a title.Copy !req
972. Here, jack.
Nothin' or triple.Copy !req
973. Nothin' or double.
Triple. You earned it.Copy !req
974. You're right. I did.
Thanks, Wang.Copy !req
975. Well, last chance.
I'm a rich man now.Copy !req
976. Give up the open road,
sell my truck, settle down.Copy !req
977. I couldn't have that
on my conscience.Copy !req
978. The only way it might work is
if you buy a bigger truck-Copy !req
979. one with a cozy
little apartment in back,
just big enough for two.Copy !req
980. Sounds pretty great.
But you know something?Copy !req
981. Sooner or later,
I rub everybody
the wrong way and-Copy !req
982. Well, let me think about it.Copy !req
983. God, aren't you even
gonna kiss her good-bye?Copy !req
984. No.Copy !req
985. See you around,
Burton.Copy !req
986. Never can tell.Copy !req
987. Bye, jack.Copy !req
988. We really shook
the pillars of heaven,
didn't we, Wang?Copy !req
989. No horseshit, jack.
No horseshit.Copy !req
990. You just listen to the old
Pork-Chop Express here now...Copy !req
991. and take his advice
on a dark and stormy night
when the lightning's crashing...Copy !req
992. and the thunder's rollin'
and the rain's coming down
in sheets thick as lead.Copy !req
993. Just remember what
old jack Burton does...Copy !req
994. when the earth quakes,
and the poison arrows
fall from the sky...Copy !req
995. and the pillars
of heaven shake.Copy !req
996. Yeah, jack Burton just
looks that big old storm
right square in the eye,Copy !req
997. and he says,
“Give me your best shot, pal.Copy !req
998. I can take it. ”Copy !req