1. Ooh. Ooh, that's pretty.
That's real pretty.Copy !req
2. Four naked ladies
and a one-eyed Jack.Copy !req
3. You got my money,
motherfuckers?Copy !req
4. With all due respect,
big baby,Copy !req
5. what the hell was that?Copy !req
6. We're playing 5-card draw.
You got nine cards.Copy !req
7. That's some outright,
plain-old cheating.Copy !req
8. Ooh. Holy shit,
he just killed —Copy !req
9. Anybody else got any issues
that need discussing?Copy !req
10. I didn't fucking think so.Copy !req
11. Now let us continue
this fine game of chance.Copy !req
12. Aw, hell no, big baby.Copy !req
13. Don't you know that,
man,Copy !req
14. we had to rob
the mud bug 4:10Copy !req
15. just to get all
this money together?Copy !req
16. Hell, yeah. We lost
three men on that job.Copy !req
17. We damn sure as hell
ain't just gonna roll overCopy !req
18. and let you cheat it
all away from us.Copy !req
19. Yeah.
Are you fucking crazy?Copy !req
20. That's some mighty big talk
from dead men.Copy !req
21. Pow.
oh!Copy !req
22. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
23. Poor buggers.
They never saw it coming.Copy !req
24. Me, I'm gonna go by each one
of their homes,Copy !req
25. pay my respects...Copy !req
26. To their wives.Copy !req
27. Fucking jabrons.Copy !req
28. Well done,
Mr. hack Benjamin.Copy !req
29. Well done.Copy !req
30. And now to collect
these ducats.Copy !req
31. Once again you cleaned them
fools straight out!Copy !req
32. Goddamn, where you get
all these chips?Copy !req
33. That is
a lot of chips, dawg.Copy !req
34. Yeah.Copy !req
35. I'm feeling like...Copy !req
36. Big money.Copy !req
37. Big money.
big money.Copy !req
38. Break down.Copy !req
39. Hey, man.
Get the fuck off me.Copy !req
40. Man, dawg.
damn.Copy !req
41. I'm just saying
you got a hell of a lot
of chips lying here.Copy !req
42. There's a lot of them
motherfuckers right —Copy !req
43. Man, I was just...Copy !req
44. Man, I was just seeing
if it was green, hack.Copy !req
45. Why you tripping, man?
I didn't mean nothing.Copy !req
46. Big baby, I don't know
what it is about you,Copy !req
47. but getting chips
is sure easy with you.Copy !req
48. You know,
you're right, poot.Copy !req
49. It is easy getting paid
in this town.Copy !req
50. Too easy,
and for far too long.Copy !req
51. I sense a terrible trouble
coming this way...Copy !req
52. Which could mean problems...Copy !req
53. For me...Copy !req
54. And my motherfucking mone-e-y.Copy !req
55. Snowflake.Copy !req
56. Damn.Copy !req
57. Let's roll.Copy !req
58. Hyah!Copy !req
59. Hyah.Copy !req
60. So, Mr. stank.
Yeah?Copy !req
61. You still in love
with that whore?Copy !req
62. Man, I kiss one horse, man,
and y'all are still tripping.Copy !req
63. I said, "whore,"
not "horse."Copy !req
64. Who — miss angel?
yes.Copy !req
65. Yeah, I fingered her
a couple times.Copy !req
66. Well, I suppose I did,
as well.Copy !req
67. Huh?Copy !req
68. She had a round,
succulent, plump,
tender, juicy ass.Copy !req
69. Ooh!Copy !req
70. Clark.Copy !req
71. Hello, big baby.Copy !req
72. Hey. Look who it is.Copy !req
73. Afternoon, sheriff.Copy !req
74. What can I do you for?Copy !req
75. May I have a moment
of your time, please?Copy !req
76. This ought to be good.Copy !req
77. That's what
I'm thinking.Copy !req
78. Oh, by the way,
the purple looks
very becoming on you.Copy !req
79. Man, shut up
and get to the point.Copy !req
80. Oh, right.Copy !req
81. Um, well, um, of
course you know there
are no guns allowedCopy !req
82. within mud bug
city limits.Copy !req
83. Yeah, so?Copy !req
84. So motherfucking
what, man?Copy !req
85. Yeah, so the buck what?Copy !req
86. Well, uh, uh, just
I'm gonna have to ask youCopy !req
87. to hand over
your weapons to me.Copy !req
88. I'm being serious now.Copy !req
89. Oh. Okay, sheriff.Copy !req
90. There you go.
thank you.Copy !req
91. Yeah!Copy !req
92. Yeah!
One to your dome.Copy !req
93. You know, if you weren't
so damn entertaining,Copy !req
94. I'd have to kill your ass!Copy !req
95. Let's go, boys.
Let's be out.Copy !req
96. We got business to tend to.Copy !req
97. "Hand over your weapons."Copy !req
98. Sweating us
on some guns.Copy !req
99. hey!Copy !req
100. Never seen nothing
like that in my life.Copy !req
101. Here you go, sheriff.Copy !req
102. Thanks, dirty Sanchez.Copy !req
103. You're welcome, sheriff.Copy !req
104. I-I asked them nicely,Copy !req
105. but I guess they're
not going to hand overCopy !req
106. their weapons to me.Copy !req
107. That's okay, sheriff.
That's okay.Copy !req
108. 'Cause you know what?
Their day will come.Copy !req
109. Howdy.Copy !req
110. Whoa, horse.Copy !req
111. Horse?Copy !req
112. That horse? Hmm.Copy !req
113. Come on.Copy !req
114. No. No.Copy !req
115. Me? Oh, my God.Copy !req
116. Thank you so much!
Bye! Bye, children!Copy !req
117. Come on, bitch.Copy !req
118. Bye.Copy !req
119. Damn.Copy !req
120. Good day, big baby.
What can I do you for today?Copy !req
121. You know damn well
why I'm here, motherfucker.Copy !req
122. He wants his money,
motherfucker.Copy !req
123. Gosh, big baby. I just bought
all these here supplies.Copy !req
124. I'm a little short
this week.Copy !req
125. I figured I could pay you
on Wednesday.Copy !req
126. Well, I figured
you could pay me nowCopy !req
127. and again on Wednesday.Copy !req
128. Give him his
motherfucking money,Copy !req
129. you platypus-looking
motherfucker!Copy !req
130. D.J.
what?Copy !req
131. Now!Copy !req
132. Shit.Copy !req
133. That's what I thought.Copy !req
134. You're lucky
you gave us money.Copy !req
135. Punk!Copy !req
136. Man, get the fuck back!
Get the fuck out!Copy !req
137. Man, I hate you,
motherfucker!
I hate you!Copy !req
138. Hmm.Copy !req
139. Oh, yeah, bitch.Copy !req
140. Wait. Don't go.Copy !req
141. Hmm?Copy !req
142. What do we got here?Copy !req
143. Hey.Copy !req
144. What's up, man?Copy !req
145. Hey.Copy !req
146. How's it been?Copy !req
147. Ah, ug-tograph, huh?Copy !req
148. Huh?Copy !req
149. Hold on.
I got your back.Copy !req
150. Don't ebay that, now.
You fellas take it easy.Copy !req
151. Happy trails.Copy !req
152. All right, homies.
Hyah.Copy !req
153. Sugar! Sugar!Copy !req
154. Sugar!Copy !req
155. Seems a stranger's
riding into mud bug.Copy !req
156. He must not have heard.Copy !req
157. In mud bug,Copy !req
158. if you ain't from around here,
you get laid down here.Copy !req
159. Whoa.Copy !req
160. Phew.Copy !req
161. I wouldn't do that
if I was you.Copy !req
162. What's it to you, hombre?Copy !req
163. Look, man.Copy !req
164. Oh, shit.Copy !req
165. It's better to drink
in the saloon.Copy !req
166. Years ago,
acid from a gold mine
polluted our water.Copy !req
167. I mean, it's as polluted
as a fat chick's assCopy !req
168. after running a marathon
with no underwear, man.Copy !req
169. I know.Copy !req
170. Much obliged, partner.Copy !req
171. You're welcome, sir.Copy !req
172. Hmm.Copy !req
173. What brings you
to these parts, stranger?Copy !req
174. I ain't no stranger
to these parts.Copy !req
175. Matter of fact,
my folk were hereCopy !req
176. when this town
was founded.Copy !req
177. I've been gone
a long, long, time.Copy !req
178. But I'm back now.Copy !req
179. Is that so?Copy !req
180. that is so.Copy !req
181. With the quickest draw
a man's ever seen.Copy !req
182. Now pour me another.Copy !req
183. Quickest draw
you ever seen?Copy !req
184. Those are some mighty big words
around this town.Copy !req
185. Well, my papa, he used to be
sheriff of this here town.Copy !req
186. Sorry to hear that.Copy !req
187. Sorry to hear what?Copy !req
188. Oh, nothing.Copy !req
189. Look her, shitty pants.Copy !req
190. I'm looking for a sweet,
kind, little old lady,Copy !req
191. so sweet, so kind,
so innocent, so pure,Copy !req
192. loves the children.Copy !req
193. Goes by the name
of Hannah Jean sugar.Copy !req
194. You heard of her?Copy !req
195. Hand-job Hannah?
Whoo-hoo.Copy !req
196. What a hand job.
Best in the west, they say.Copy !req
197. That's my mama you're
talking about there, boy.Copy !req
198. Well, I'm sorry to say,
mister.Copy !req
199. Everybody knows
where to find Hannah.Copy !req
200. "69 prickley pecker Lane."
"69 prickley pecker Lane."Copy !req
201. Well, I'll be
a porcupine's dickhole.Copy !req
202. This can't be mama's house.Copy !req
203. "69 prickley pecker Lane."
What the fuck?Copy !req
204. Mama?Copy !req
205. Hmm.Copy !req
206. Fuck.Copy !req
207. You here for a tug?Copy !req
208. Or are you
gonna tap this?Copy !req
209. Mama?Copy !req
210. You're gonna have to tie
a board around your assCopy !req
211. if you want to tap this.Copy !req
212. If you don't have one,
I rent them out
for two bits,Copy !req
213. so... what'll it be?Copy !req
214. Mama?Copy !req
215. Oh, lord. Sugar?Copy !req
216. Sugar, is that really you?Copy !req
217. Oh, lord.
I can't believe it.Copy !req
218. It's really me, mama.
Come here and give me a hug.Copy !req
219. Oh.Copy !req
220. By golly. My son.Copy !req
221. My only living son has
finally come home to mama.Copy !req
222. And what the hell
took you so long?Copy !req
223. I've been all alone
in this hellholeCopy !req
224. waiting for your ass
to come back and
take care of me!Copy !req
225. I have nothing left,
sugar.Copy !req
226. They burned
down my church,Copy !req
227. broke up
the canasta club.Copy !req
228. And where
the hell were youCopy !req
229. when they took
your pa from me?Copy !req
230. Simmer down, mama.
Simmer down.Copy !req
231. I'm back now.Copy !req
232. Tell me all about it.Copy !req
233. Come chop it up with me.Copy !req
234. Tell me.
What's happened to mud bug?Copy !req
235. What happened to my pa
and the rest?Copy !req
236. Well, sugar, you know
that I sent you to liveCopy !req
237. with your aunt may
when you were only 4.Copy !req
238. Yeah, she told me.Copy !req
239. Uh-huh.Copy !req
240. 'Cause the crops were so bad,
aunt may and Uncle anus,Copy !req
241. they could feed me
a lot better and school me.Copy !req
242. Uh, well, yes.Copy !req
243. But the real reason
that I sent you awayCopy !req
244. was to keep you safe.Copy !req
245. Hmm?Copy !req
246. Safe from a very bad man.Copy !req
247. You see, when your father,
the great grizzly wolf,Copy !req
248. was sheriff of this town,Copy !req
249. mud bug was a poor,
but peaceful place.Copy !req
250. People worked hard together,
and they respected one another.Copy !req
251. Hyah!Copy !req
252. Trade was beginning
to prosper.Copy !req
253. And the cush crops
were slamming.Copy !req
254. But times were tough on us
and your father.Copy !req
255. And thenCopy !req
256. they—-came into town —Copy !req
257. the gambling tycoon
big baby chipsCopy !req
258. and his gang of thugs.Copy !req
259. Oh, my stomach.Copy !req
260. Oh, shit!
I shot myself!Copy !req
261. Since the first day
they arrived,Copy !req
262. mud bug changed forever.Copy !req
263. People lost what little they had
to big baby in no time.Copy !req
264. But your father,
the great grizzly wolf,Copy !req
265. God rest his soul,Copy !req
266. he tried to run them hooligans
out of town, too,Copy !req
267. but they killed him.Copy !req
268. Legend has it he was gunned down
with his back turned.Copy !req
269. The loss was hard on us.Copy !req
270. Your oldest brother,
Harry wolf,Copy !req
271. he wasn't gonna
take anything sitting down.Copy !req
272. He quickly became the sheriff
of mud bug.Copy !req
273. Oh, my.Copy !req
274. He had the fastest hands
anybody had seen.Copy !req
275. That is, until he met his fateCopy !req
276. going up
against big baby chips.Copy !req
277. They say big baby's draw
is so fast...Copy !req
278. You don't even
see his hands move.Copy !req
279. Give me this gun.
What you got in this...?Copy !req
280. And your other brother,
the fruity sweet wolf...Copy !req
281. Thanks, bitch.Copy !req
282. He also tried to hold
some order in this town.Copy !req
283. Cut that out!Copy !req
284. But, well, he just didn't have
what it took, either.Copy !req
285. I said, "dance, bitch!"Copy !req
286. Time to die.Copy !req
287. Ohh.Copy !req
288. You were
going to be next, sugar.Copy !req
289. I had to send you away.
I wanted you safe.Copy !req
290. It was the only way I could keep
the wolf family name going.Copy !req
291. Well, I'm back now, mama.Copy !req
292. Till now,
it's just been me.Copy !req
293. Just me, sugar,
all alone —
all by my lonesome self.Copy !req
294. But, now, you know,Copy !req
295. I have had
to do some hand-work
here and there.Copy !req
296. Hmm?Copy !req
297. You know,
to make ends meet.Copy !req
298. But I have never had
another man in this houseCopy !req
299. for over seven years.Copy !req
300. Hmm.Copy !req
301. Excuse me, y'all.Copy !req
302. I just got to be
out of this, bitch.Copy !req
303. Hannah, thank you, as always.
The money's on the counter.Copy !req
304. Hmm.Copy !req
305. Mama, there's still
one wolf left.Copy !req
306. In the pride
of all the wolfs,Copy !req
307. I'm gonna clean
this town up.Copy !req
308. There's about to be
a new sheriff here in mud bug...Copy !req
309. With the truly quickest draw
of them all.Copy !req
310. And his name is...Copy !req
311. Sheriff sugar wolf.Copy !req
312. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
313. Yee-haw!Copy !req
314. Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
Yee-haw!Copy !req
315. Take that!Copy !req
316. Oh! Filthy varmint!Copy !req
317. He's still with us.Copy !req
318. Wake up.Copy !req
319. Oh. Ooh.Copy !req
320. Here.
Take your pistol, dumb-ass.Copy !req
321. Ooh, thanks, feller.Copy !req
322. Uh, oh.
At your service —Copy !req
323. sheriff Frederick freckles
at your service.Copy !req
324. Wrong.Copy !req
325. There's a new sheriff
in this town of mud bug.Copy !req
326. There is?
Uh, who is it?Copy !req
327. Sheriff sugar wolf.Copy !req
328. Now, why don't you go ahead and
take that badge off right there,Copy !req
329. put it in my hand?Copy !req
330. 'Cause I'm about to give you,
Fred, your very first promotion.Copy !req
331. Really?Copy !req
332. I never had no promotion
before.Copy !req
333. I'm gonna make you
my deputy.Copy !req
334. Oh.Copy !req
335. That's nice.Copy !req
336. A deputy.
What does a deputy do?Copy !req
337. It appears my stomach
is churning a little bit.Copy !req
338. Ooh.Copy !req
339. I'm hankering
for some chili.Copy !req
340. Chili. Hmm.Copy !req
341. Yes, I can get you
some chili. Mm.Copy !req
342. Where from, like say?Copy !req
343. New York City.Copy !req
344. New York City?Copy !req
345. That's right.
New York City.Copy !req
346. The big apple.
The city that never sleeps.Copy !req
347. I know this fantastic placeCopy !req
348. on 9th street
in the east village.Copy !req
349. Best goddamn chili
in the world.Copy !req
350. You go in there,
you ask for Mario.Copy !req
351. Tell him sugar wolf
sent you.Copy !req
352. Mm, yeah.Copy !req
353. Yes, I'll — I'll do it!
I'll do it!Copy !req
354. I'll get your chili.
I'll get your chili.Copy !req
355. Uh, uh, I'll be right back,
sheriff sugar wolf.Copy !req
356. I'll be right back.Copy !req
357. Put your ass
to boogie-ing, Fred.Copy !req
358. I'll boogie!Copy !req
359. Hmm.Copy !req
360. Hmm.Copy !req
361. Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
362. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
363. This is great!Copy !req
364. Oh, this is great!
I won again!Copy !req
365. Big baby:
Lucky day today, mister?Copy !req
366. I mean, you must be having
oodles of luckCopy !req
367. the way you're winningCopy !req
368. all that motherfucking
money of mine.Copy !req
369. Yes, Mr. chips.
Yes, sir.Copy !req
370. I sure am lucky today, I guess.
But you know what?Copy !req
371. I could still be
having a bit more luck.Copy !req
372. But let me tell you
something.Copy !req
373. Let me tell you
something.Copy !req
374. We don't like cheaters
around hereCopy !req
375. unless
they look like me.Copy !req
376. How did that
get in there?Copy !req
377. Aw, hell, no!
Aw, hell, no!Copy !req
378. This motherfucker's
cheating.Copy !req
379. Wait a minute!
Hold it! Take it easy!Copy !req
380. Wait a minute.
Hold it. Wait.Copy !req
381. You gonna fuck
with big baby's money?Copy !req
382. Wait a minute. No.Copy !req
383. And now you got to pay.
No, please.Copy !req
384. You know what time it is.Copy !req
385. Oh, it's hammer time,
motherfucker.Copy !req
386. Yo, motherfucker,
you hit the bitchCopy !req
387. between his bitch-ass
trigger finger.Copy !req
388. Or this little thumb piece
right there.Copy !req
389. I don't want to pick a finger!
I don't want to pick a finger!Copy !req
390. I don't want to pick one!Copy !req
391. I said,
"pick one, motherfucker!"Copy !req
392. And that one don't count,
neither!Copy !req
393. Okay, my pinkie finger!
My pinkie finger!Copy !req
394. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me get a whack.Copy !req
395. All right, all right.
I'm with that,
I'm with that.Copy !req
396. I said my pinkie finger!
Are you hard of hearing?Copy !req
397. No, no.Copy !req
398. Oh, oh, wait a minute.
Oh, no.Copy !req
399. And that one don't count,
either, bitch.Copy !req
400. Now, look here.
Pick your trigger finger...Copy !req
401. Any time, baby.Copy !req
402. Okay, my trigger finger!
My trigger finger!Copy !req
403. Please, my trigger finger!Copy !req
404. Oh, not Mr. chips.Copy !req
405. Please, Mr. chips. No.Copy !req
406. No, Mr. chips!
No, no, no, no!Copy !req
407. Ow! Whoo!Copy !req
408. Don't go near him, son.Copy !req
409. He ain't gonna be around
long enough to matter.Copy !req
410. Got that right.Copy !req
411. Hey, sheriff, can I have your
boots when you're dead and gone?Copy !req
412. Sorry, bub, but no.Copy !req
413. I do got something else
for you, though.Copy !req
414. Pbht!Copy !req
415. You're doing pretty good,
sheriff.Copy !req
416. Last one didn't
make it past lunch!Copy !req
417. Yeah, you probably ain't
gonna want his hat, anyways.Copy !req
418. It's gonna be
riddled with holes.Copy !req
419. Ohh!Copy !req
420. Someone's robbing the bank!Copy !req
421. Y'all listen up now,
and you listen good.Copy !req
422. Things are about
to change here in mud bug.Copy !req
423. There's a new sheriff in town,
and his name is...Copy !req
424. Big baby:
"Sheriff sugar wolf"?Copy !req
425. So, another measly-ass wolfCopy !req
426. has decided to ride
into my townCopy !req
427. and try to bring
law and order to mud bug.Copy !req
428. If he thinks he's coming between
me and my motherfucking money,Copy !req
429. he thinks wrong —
dead wrong!Copy !req
430. Right, boys?Copy !req
431. That's right, big baby.
That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
432. You need to let me and stank
roll into townCopy !req
433. and stretch that fool-ass,
bird-ass neck out.Copy !req
434. No, fuck that.Copy !req
435. We need fill that frigidy
motherfucker full of holesCopy !req
436. and drag his ass
through the street!Copy !req
437. Silence!Copy !req
438. I seriously doubt
this measly-ass wolfCopy !req
439. is even worth the trip.Copy !req
440. Hack!Copy !req
441. Send in the ghost to clean up
this small inconvenience.Copy !req
442. Aw, hell, yeah!
Aw, hell, yeah!Copy !req
443. Come here.
Come here. Hmm?Copy !req
444. Who the fuck is the ghost?Copy !req
445. I don't know, man.
He don't be
telling me shit.Copy !req
446. You're supposed to know
that kind of shit.Copy !req
447. You two frogs just relax.Copy !req
448. Don't get your thongs
all tangled up over this matter.Copy !req
449. Chill out while the ghost
does his hauntings.Copy !req
450. Oh, damn!Copy !req
451. I went the wrong way.Copy !req
452. Oh, sugar wolf,
why have you cursed me?Copy !req
453. Okay, bucky.
That's it, friend.Copy !req
454. You're hired, partner.
Welcome aboard.Copy !req
455. You're gonna be on guard
from dusk till dawnCopy !req
456. right here
in the jailhouse.Copy !req
457. Oh, that's some great news,
sheriff.Copy !req
458. Now, I just have
one question, all right?Copy !req
459. Does that include
not getting shot?Copy !req
460. Oh, crap.Copy !req
461. Why, of course not, bucky.
Don't be stupid.Copy !req
462. No deputy nighttime watchman
of mine is ever gonna get shot.Copy !req
463. Oh, I'm not being stupid.Copy !req
464. I'm just wondering
how do I know
I'm not gonna get shot?Copy !req
465. Well, bucky, I'll make you
one simple promise.Copy !req
466. If you get shot and die,
I'll double your paycheck.Copy !req
467. Oh, man.
That is great, sheriff.Copy !req
468. You got yourself a deal.Copy !req
469. I'll be back, boss.Copy !req
470. All right,
tweed swingler.Copy !req
471. Sheriff?Copy !req
472. Huh?
excuse me.Copy !req
473. Huh?
sheriff?Copy !req
474. Sheriff?
What the hell?Copy !req
475. What can I do you for,
ma'am?Copy !req
476. Hi, I'd like to thank you
for being such a big manCopy !req
477. and stepping up and
becoming sheriff and allCopy !req
478. in this dangerous place.Copy !req
479. So, to show you
my appreciation,Copy !req
480. I baked you this here pie...Copy !req
481. Fresh, tasty,
warm cherry pie.Copy !req
482. Hmm.Copy !req
483. Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
484. Mm-hmm. Oh.Copy !req
485. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
486. Pie.Copy !req
487. Why —
why, thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
488. That sure
is a fine-looking pie.Copy !req
489. Maybe sometime
if you ain't busy,Copy !req
490. we can get together,Copy !req
491. and I could plow
that little ass of yours.Copy !req
492. Oh, fiddlesticks! Ugh!Copy !req
493. Oh, for the love of chili.Copy !req
494. The ghost!Copy !req
495. The ghost!
go, go, go!Copy !req
496. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
497. I didn't even
get a chance to wipe!Copy !req
498. Oh, cra-a-p.Copy !req
499. Yes.Copy !req
500. Sheriff,
you better get outside quick.Copy !req
501. Hey.Copy !req
502. You two scared shit stains
stay here.Copy !req
503. Goodness,
he's so brave.Copy !req
504. Dirty Sanchez: Sheriff!Copy !req
505. Oh, sugar.
Are you okay?Copy !req
506. I'm okay.
Who the hell was that?Copy !req
507. That was the ghost, man —Copy !req
508. one of big baby's
chief assassins.Copy !req
509. And you can bet
your sweet culoCopy !req
510. it ain't gonna be
the last one, man.Copy !req
511. You're fucking lucky
to be alive, man.Copy !req
512. First up,
I don't believe in luck.Copy !req
513. Pure skills. That's whatCopy !req
514. gets me through life.Copy !req
515. Pure skills.Copy !req
516. Second up,
what's your name, gringo?Copy !req
517. I am dirty —
dirty Sanchez.Copy !req
518. I milk the sheep
here in townCopy !req
519. and give moustache rides
for two bits.Copy !req
520. Hmm.Copy !req
521. Well, dirty.
I think you might be right.Copy !req
522. I think those punks
will be back.Copy !req
523. Meanwhile, why don't you
let me buy you a drink?Copy !req
524. Thank you, sir.
Take a hike.Copy !req
525. Adios to the ghost.Copy !req
526. Ooh, the ghost.
Everybody's so scared.Copy !req
527. Not me.Copy !req
528. I ain't scared of nothing,
and I ain't scared of nobody.Copy !req
529. He's gone, right?Copy !req
530. To you, ghost.Copy !req
531. So, what's your story,
dirty?Copy !req
532. What gives
with the Zorro mask?Copy !req
533. Once upon a time, man,
I didn't wear this mask,Copy !req
534. and I didn't have hands
like this, man.Copy !req
535. There was a time, man, where
I was a feared gunfighter —Copy !req
536. a bad-ass motherfucker,
man.Copy !req
537. Hmm.Copy !req
538. I was known
all through the fucking west.Copy !req
539. I had my way with
just about everybody, man —Copy !req
540. almost everybody, right?Copy !req
541. Until big baby and his fucking
goons got ahold of me, man.Copy !req
542. What happened?Copy !req
543. Oh, man.
First, they beat me.Copy !req
544. And they smashed my hands
with a fucking hammer, right?Copy !req
545. Then they held it over
a fucking fireCopy !req
546. so I could never
fight well again, man.Copy !req
547. Then they took me out
to the fucking desert,Copy !req
548. buried me up to my fucking chin,
and peed on my head.Copy !req
549. So that's why your face
is fucked up permanently.Copy !req
550. From the sunburn, huh?Copy !req
551. No, no.
The sunburn healed, man.Copy !req
552. I just like the mask.
It looks fucking fresh,Copy !req
553. don't you think?
no.Copy !req
554. Man, what the fuck
was that for?Copy !req
555. How come
they didn't kill you?Copy !req
556. Oh, that's the mystery,
man.Copy !req
557. I really don't know,
but what I do know, man,Copy !req
558. is they made a fucking
mistake — a big mistake.Copy !req
559. Because I will have
my revenge, man.Copy !req
560. I will.
Maybe not with these hands.Copy !req
561. But possibly, hombre,
with yours.Copy !req
562. Ugh.Copy !req
563. Okay, we can do it
like that, man.Copy !req
564. Why you don't
overlook it, man?Copy !req
565. Come on, man.
It's not that bad.Copy !req
566. It's not that bad, man.
Why you acting —Copy !req
567. Come on, man.Copy !req
568. You make fun of handicapped
people all the time?Copy !req
569. Another shot for me
and my compadres.Copy !req
570. Gracias, man.Copy !req
571. Now scrub me.Copy !req
572. Hack, my boy.Copy !req
573. What? Really?Copy !req
574. The ghost
didn't get the job done?Copy !req
575. Man, what the fuck
kind of bullshit is this?Copy !req
576. See, man, we need to saddle up
and head into townCopy !req
577. and fuck that sugar worm up
our damn selves!Copy !req
578. Man, we can't
let him get awayCopy !req
579. with snuffing out ghosty
like that, can we, big baby?Copy !req
580. The ghost was simply
his first test,Copy !req
581. and now, naturally,
things will get much harder.Copy !req
582. We will handle
the sheriff sugar wolf problemCopy !req
583. with the foot.Copy !req
584. The foot?
Aw, hell, no!Copy !req
585. Man, let us put one right
between that wolf's eyes.Copy !req
586. Man, fuck the foot!Copy !req
587. Man, he smell like an old
pissy-ass mattress, man!Copy !req
588. The foot is deadly, ruthless,
and undefeated.Copy !req
589. The foot and the foot alone
will handle this inconvenience,Copy !req
590. which is
a direct infringement on meCopy !req
591. and my motherfucking mone-e-y.Copy !req
592. Hack.Copy !req
593. Inform the foot that
he gets to ride into townCopy !req
594. and stomp himself out
a little piggy pie.Copy !req
595. I guess.Copy !req
596. You smoking?Copy !req
597. Get to scrubbing.Copy !req
598. Man, the foot got a bunion
with an attitude, man.Copy !req
599. Ma'am.Copy !req
600. You're looking mighty fine
today, sheriff.Copy !req
601. You're looking
mighty pretty yourself.Copy !req
602. I hope you're ready
for a good old timeCopy !req
603. 'cause I can't wait to turn
that little muffin out.Copy !req
604. Well, it's officially on
now.Copy !req
605. Whee!Copy !req
606. Ohh!Copy !req
607. Ow. Fuck.Copy !req
608. Ohh! Ow!Copy !req
609. Ow! Motherfuck!
Ow! Ooh!Copy !req
610. I'm the foot, bitch!Copy !req
611. I'm the foot, bitch!
I'm the foot, bitch!Copy !req
612. Let's keep an eye on old
cactus-face, fat foot.Copy !req
613. Make sure
he don't fuck shit up.Copy !req
614. Word up. Let's make sure
this motherfuckerCopy !req
615. don't stink shit up.Copy !req
616. Damn.Copy !req
617. That was some good baducie,
bitch. Mm.Copy !req
618. Yeah, it was...Copy !req
619. While it lasted.Copy !req
620. Hey, sugar.Copy !req
621. Can I ask you
something without you
getting too offended?Copy !req
622. You can ask me
anything you want, baby.Copy !req
623. Well, do you wash
your balls?Copy !req
624. 'Cause this whole house
stinks!Copy !req
625. Well, damn, bitch.Copy !req
626. I was gonna ask you
the same exact thingCopy !req
627. about
your little mini taco.Copy !req
628. Perhaps it's coming
from outside.Copy !req
629. There's something running afoul
here in mud bug.Copy !req
630. And I intend to get
to the bottom of it.Copy !req
631. It smells like the bottom
of bigfoot's asshole.Copy !req
632. Holy crap.
What did you do?Copy !req
633. Ooh. Ugh.Copy !req
634. Oh.Copy !req
635. Oh, I'm glad
you're finally here, boss.Copy !req
636. Townfolks
are all up in arms,Copy !req
637. and — and what the hell
is that funky smell?Copy !req
638. Am I gonna get shot?Copy !req
639. Don't get your knickers
all in a bunch there, bucky.Copy !req
640. Okay? Go and do some
investigation work for me.Copy !req
641. Yes. Yes, boss.Copy !req
642. Sheriff, what is
this horrible smell?Copy !req
643. I had to close the schoolhouse
this morning.Copy !req
644. Ugh, the smell's getting worse.Copy !req
645. Didn't you hear my wife,
sheriff?Copy !req
646. She said, "the smell
is getting worse,"Copy !req
647. and my crops
are starting to die!Copy !req
648. Hey. Calm down,
kid dy-no-mite.Copy !req
649. Look.Copy !req
650. I'm working on it,
all right?Copy !req
651. Now, I don't know
what this smell is,Copy !req
652. and I don't know
where it came from,Copy !req
653. but I intend to get
to the bottom of it.Copy !req
654. Dirty Sanchez:
I know what the smell is.Copy !req
655. I would know that smell
anywhere.Copy !req
656. That is the foot...Copy !req
657. One of big baby's
assassins.Copy !req
658. 15 years ago,
that ugly, disgusting,Copy !req
659. gigantic,
hairy, smelly footCopy !req
660. destroyed
my father's ranch.Copy !req
661. And if you're his target,Copy !req
662. he could
easily destroy you, too.Copy !req
663. I ain't afraid
of no damn foot.Copy !req
664. And I don't care who or what
chips wants to send my way.Copy !req
665. Mud bug's
under my control now.Copy !req
666. And if any citizen wants to
break the law in my town,Copy !req
667. they're gonna have to deal
with... the wolf.Copy !req
668. I'm the foot, bitch.Copy !req
669. I'm the foot, bitch.Copy !req
670. Oh, oh! Oh!Copy !req
671. oh!Copy !req
672. I'm the foot, bitch!Copy !req
673. Ohh!Copy !req
674. oh.Copy !req
675. Ugh.Copy !req
676. I'm the foot, bitch!Copy !req
677. Dj, get inside.Copy !req
678. Fuck you.Copy !req
679. I'm the foot, bitch!Copy !req
680. I'm the foot, bitch!Copy !req
681. Die! Die, motherfucker!
Die, motherfucker, die!Copy !req
682. I'm the foot! Ye-e-e-ah!Copy !req
683. Stop it right there,
foot.Copy !req
684. It's me you want.Copy !req
685. Well, come
on down here, boy,Copy !req
686. and get this foot
all up in your dang ass.Copy !req
687. I'm coming down there,
all right.Copy !req
688. Only it's gonna be
your own ass
that foot goes up in.Copy !req
689. This is a law-abiding town
now, foot.Copy !req
690. I'm gonna kill you,
sugar wolf.Copy !req
691. And then I'm gonna stomp
your coffin into the dirt.Copy !req
692. You got that?
I'm the foot, bitch!Copy !req
693. Why don't you shut
the fuck up, foot?Copy !req
694. 'Cause right about now,Copy !req
695. it's time for you
to take a little ride.Copy !req
696. Now, sugar!Copy !req
697. Hyah!Copy !req
698. Oh, stop!Copy !req
699. Goodbye to the foot.Copy !req
700. Oh. I smelled
that one coming.Copy !req
701. Big baby
is not gonna be happy
about this at all.Copy !req
702. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
703. Man, that's sugar wolf!
He's celebrating!Copy !req
704. This motherfucker
killed the foot!Copy !req
705. I mean, I don't like him
that much, either,Copy !req
706. but, man,
that is some bullshit!Copy !req
707. That motherfucker
got the foot!Copy !req
708. Man, we need to kill that
motherfucker right now, man.Copy !req
709. Fuck it! Sugar!Copy !req
710. oh!Copy !req
711. Everybody stay here.
I'll take care of this.Copy !req
712. Oh, shit.
He's coming this way, man.Copy !req
713. Oh, shit!Copy !req
714. Oh, shit!Copy !req
715. oh!Copy !req
716. That's right.Copy !req
717. You done fucked up,
little bitches.Copy !req
718. Red-hot anger is
flowing through my body...Copy !req
719. Uncontrollably!Copy !req
720. I'm fucking pissed!Copy !req
721. Thompson, get in here!Copy !req
722. Yes, sir?Copy !req
723. Ohh!Copy !req
724. I told them stay put!Copy !req
725. There's always a hero!Copy !req
726. Some idiot
with big dreams —Copy !req
727. dreams that interfere
with my motherfucking money!Copy !req
728. Douglas,
get in here right away.Copy !req
729. And when people interfere
with my money...Copy !req
730. Yes, sir.Copy !req
731. People get hurt.Copy !req
732. I should calm down.Copy !req
733. It's actually okay.Copy !req
734. Raw stank and dusty poot —
they'll be fine.Copy !req
735. It's a simple concept,
actually.Copy !req
736. This wolf
has taken from us...Copy !req
737. So now we take from him.Copy !req
738. And let us not forget
my third assassin,Copy !req
739. the wickedest
and deadliest of them
all is already deeply —Copy !req
740. very deeply in play.Copy !req
741. You're no fun.Copy !req
742. Oh, uh,
pardon me, stranger.Copy !req
743. Would — would you happen
to know directionsCopy !req
744. to New York City?Copy !req
745. Mm-hmm. Okay.Copy !req
746. Sa-a-y.Copy !req
747. You're Hollywood icon
tom sizemore!Copy !req
748. Yes, I am.Copy !req
749. May I have your autograph?Copy !req
750. No. No.Copy !req
751. Really?Copy !req
752. Absolutely not, no.
You can't.Copy !req
753. Really, really.
Yeah, no.Copy !req
754. Go away. Please.Copy !req
755. Please, go away.
I said no.Copy !req
756. Now get the fuck
out of here, okay? Go!Copy !req
757. All right. Look at me.
Are you serious?Copy !req
758. Are you gonna make me beat
the shit out of you?Copy !req
759. Now, I said go.Copy !req
760. I mean, go,
okay, "wild bill" hickok?Copy !req
761. Get out of here!Copy !req
762. But I'm your biggest fan.
I've seen all your films.Copy !req
763. I don't care.Copy !req
764. "Harley Davidson
and the Marlboro man,"Copy !req
765. "where sleeping dogs lie,"
"saving private Ryan" —Copy !req
766. I mean,
I loved them all!Copy !req
767. Hold on. You've seen
"where sleeping dogs lie"?Copy !req
768. Now, listen. I thought
that was my very best work.Copy !req
769. Oh, it was incredible!Copy !req
770. You know, I thought so, too.Copy !req
771. I thought it was some
of my very best work,Copy !req
772. and it just went
completely unnoticed.Copy !req
773. Oh, my God,
and your chemistry
with Sharon stone!Copy !req
774. I used to fantasize
about making mouth-love
to her vagina.Copy !req
775. Really? You did?Copy !req
776. You were so inspiring!Copy !req
777. I didn't fantasize
about that,Copy !req
778. but I did think
it was my best work.Copy !req
779. Um, so,
you're off to New York?Copy !req
780. I'm off to New York.Copy !req
781. I got to get some chili.
It's for a friend.Copy !req
782. Uh-huh. Anyway,
that's where it all started
for me, you know.Copy !req
783. Well, actually,
it started when I was 6.Copy !req
784. I saw "the wizard of oz,"
and then when I was 19,Copy !req
785. I moved to New York,
and I was studyingCopy !req
786. with the neighborhood playhouse
with sanford meisner.Copy !req
787. I got my first Broadway play
when I was 22.Copy !req
788. Can you imagine that?
And then I signed with c.A.A.Copy !req
789. And I got this movie called
"born on the fourth of July."Copy !req
790. No, no. It's
a really interesting story.Copy !req
791. Yeah, well,
I've got to go.Copy !req
792. I'm kind of on a time frame.
Thanks, tom.Copy !req
793. It was really nice
talking to you.Copy !req
794. You're just
gonna walk away?Copy !req
795. I was telling
you this fucking story,
you motherfucker.Copy !req
796. That's some
straight-up bullshit, man!Copy !req
797. Just wait till big baby
come up in hereCopy !req
798. and fuck you up,
sugar waffle!Copy !req
799. Yeah,
he gonna bust your ass.Copy !req
800. And what's up on
getting something to eatCopy !req
801. up in this bitch?Copy !req
802. I can't get
no motherfucking rabbit,Copy !req
803. no squirrel stew —
nothing?Copy !req
804. Can a killer get a hot dog
or maybe a frogCopy !req
805. on the end of that bitch-ass
stick you're whittling?Copy !req
806. And what's up on
my motherfucking phone call?Copy !req
807. Bitch! They ain't even
invented phones yet!Copy !req
808. Not even
the wind-up ones?Copy !req
809. Hey, you — fatty.Copy !req
810. Huh?
come here.Copy !req
811. No, man!Copy !req
812. I said come here, fat ass.
Man, no!Copy !req
813. Perhaps you'd like some
tasty, delicious morsels?Copy !req
814. Yummy and delicious.
You know you
want them, tubby.Copy !req
815. Don't do it, stank.
Don't do it.Copy !req
816. Come and get it.
Don't do it, stank.Copy !req
817. Oh, shit!Copy !req
818. That's like police brutality
and stuff!Copy !req
819. Oh, shit!Copy !req
820. Where the fuck
did that come from?Copy !req
821. What the fuck
is going on in here?Copy !req
822. Oh! Motherfucker, this is crazy!Copy !req
823. Oh! Stop slapping us!Copy !req
824. Please!Copy !req
825. Does that hurt?Copy !req
826. Does it hurt? Oh.
Doesn't that feel good?Copy !req
827. You don't like that?
Huh? You don't like that?Copy !req
828. Oh, shit!
Oh, God, no!Copy !req
829. Oh, my God! No!
No, don't!Copy !req
830. Aah!
My face is on fire!Copy !req
831. Aah! Oh, my God!Copy !req
832. All right, damn, man!Copy !req
833. Just wait till big baby come
in here and light your ass up!Copy !req
834. Oh, my God!
Stop slapping us!Copy !req
835. Aah!Copy !req
836. It stings!Copy !req
837. I don't know
what to tell you.Copy !req
838. Yeah, you super-slap-happy
sugar shitty-ass waffle!Copy !req
839. The name's wolf —
sugar wolf, as in...Copy !req
840. Sugar?Copy !req
841. Sugar!Copy !req
842. Dirty.Copy !req
843. Sugar, I had to talk
to you, man.Copy !req
844. I don't think we've seen
the lastCopy !req
845. of big baby chip's
assassins.Copy !req
846. And I bet you anythingCopy !req
847. he saved the worst
and most dangerous one for last.Copy !req
848. Hmm. Now's not
the right time, there.Copy !req
849. Oh. Oh, right.Copy !req
850. Okay, okay.Copy !req
851. Sugar, I just want to
tell you, man.Copy !req
852. You have been
an amazing inspirationCopy !req
853. to the people of mud bug,
and I want you to knowCopy !req
854. that I always have
your back, man.Copy !req
855. You are my friend.
You are family.Copy !req
856. Thanks, dirty.Copy !req
857. But I'm not
in this for myself.Copy !req
858. I'm in this for the legacy
of the wolf name.Copy !req
859. I know, man.Copy !req
860. But you can't underestimate
the wrath of big baby chips.Copy !req
861. Don't worry about me
right now, dirty.Copy !req
862. I got eyes
on the back of my head.Copy !req
863. You go home.
Eat, sleep, be merry.Copy !req
864. Rub a few out.
I don't give a shit.Copy !req
865. I got some carpet
to munch.Copy !req
866. Hey, can I ask you
a question?Copy !req
867. Does the carpet
match the drapes?Copy !req
868. Hey.
Okay, okay.Copy !req
869. All right.Copy !req
870. But you be safe for you,
the wolfs, and for all of us.Copy !req
871. Buenas noches, esse.Copy !req
872. Oh, no thank you.
I've already ate.Copy !req
873. Hey, baby,
sure am tired tonight...Copy !req
874. People trying to kill me
and all.Copy !req
875. Maybe tonight
you can just top me offCopy !req
876. so I can get me
some shut-eye.Copy !req
877. Well, if you want to sleep
so badly...Copy !req
878. How about taking
a dirt nap?Copy !req
879. Tink,
what do you mean?Copy !req
880. This is where your brave
adventure ends, sugar wolf.Copy !req
881. I'm gonna put you to sleep
for a good, long time,Copy !req
882. you son of a bitch.Copy !req
883. I don't understand, tink.Copy !req
884. What the hell?
I don't believe this.Copy !req
885. The name's not tink,
fool.Copy !req
886. The name's tank,Copy !req
887. and I'm gonna riddle you
full of holesCopy !req
888. courtesy
of Mr. big baby chips.Copy !req
889. But...Copy !req
890. Me and you, we had sex.Copy !req
891. That was the only part
I enjoyed.Copy !req
892. Now, get them hands up.Copy !req
893. Now, then...Copy !req
894. I'm gonna
shoot that talented
shooting hand of yours.Copy !req
895. Ohh! Oh, fuck!Copy !req
896. Aah! Are you mad?Copy !req
897. And now...Copy !req
898. For that brave,
heroic wolf heart.Copy !req
899. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
900. I'm gonna kill you,
motherfucker!Copy !req
901. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
902. I'll get you now,
you little motherfucker.Copy !req
903. Ohh.Copy !req
904. You sick bastard.Copy !req
905. Yeah.Copy !req
906. You call that a punch?Copy !req
907. I'll teach you,
you little motherfucker!Copy !req
908. Want to shoot me
through my good shooting hand.Copy !req
909. Hyah!Copy !req
910. I ain't done with you yet,
you little fuck.Copy !req
911. It must be FridayCopy !req
912. 'cause you getting
straight-up paid!Copy !req
913. You little motherfucker.
Get some of this.Copy !req
914. I'm about to get you some more
money right motherfucking now.Copy !req
915. Ugh! Money!Copy !req
916. Aah!Copy !req
917. Ugh! Payback!
Ugh! Friday!Copy !req
918. Now I'm gonna stab you
right in your midget —Copy !req
919. not in the face! Ow!Copy !req
920. I want to make sure your
little bitch-ass is dead.Copy !req
921. Ugh, let this be
a lesson to you
and big baby chips.Copy !req
922. I got this one
from Paul orndorff!Copy !req
923. Ugh, there you go.Copy !req
924. Now you got no neck to go
with no knees, motherfucker.Copy !req
925. Yeah.Copy !req
926. That's how I do this.Copy !req
927. Get your bitch-ass
onto the ceiling.Copy !req
928. My scalp!
Now, ugh!Copy !req
929. A little more glass for the back
of your bitch-ass neck.Copy !req
930. Get on that floor, motherfucker,
'cause here I come.Copy !req
931. Oh, motherfucker.Copy !req
932. oh.Copy !req
933. This ain't over, sugar wolf.
I'll be back.Copy !req
934. You ain't gonna be back
for shit.Copy !req
935. No.Copy !req
936. Um, do you know
where Mario's is?Copy !req
937. Uh, well, okay.
I guess not, uh...Copy !req
938. You like to have
a good time?Copy !req
939. Oh, yes, I'd love
to, madam, but I must —Copy !req
940. I must be on my way.
I'm in pursuit of chili.Copy !req
941. Oh, maybe
another time.Copy !req
942. Oh, for heaven sakes.
That's very crude.Copy !req
943. Mario's bean palace.
How can I help you?Copy !req
944. "Chili!"Copy !req
945. Listen,
he can't change the bet.Copy !req
946. No, no, no, not a triple
under no parlay.Copy !req
947. Hold on. Hey, Richie.
I got to go.Copy !req
948. Hey, pal. Pal.Copy !req
949. Is... Mario here?Copy !req
950. Who the fuck wants to know,
pal? Huh?Copy !req
951. You one of Carlo's people
or what?Copy !req
952. You just tell himCopy !req
953. that sugar wolf
sent a man for some
of his famous chili!Copy !req
954. Sugar wolf sent you?
Oh!Copy !req
955. How's he doing, that guy?
I haven't seen him forever!Copy !req
956. I love that guy sugar wolf.
I love that guy.Copy !req
957. Oh, much obliged.Copy !req
958. Oh, no problem, pal.
No problem.Copy !req
959. Thanks again, mister.Copy !req
960. Hey, listen.
Do me a favor.Copy !req
961. Give a big,
big yeah-yeah to sugar wolf,Copy !req
962. all right, like that?Copy !req
963. And tell him he owes me
an elbow, that sweet o.G. Cuth.Copy !req
964. All right, pal?Copy !req
965. Oh, gee. Yes, I will.Copy !req
966. Thanks again.Copy !req
967. Oh. Oh, um,
you wouldn't knowCopy !req
968. where a fella might get
some gingham, would you?Copy !req
969. Gingham? Gingham.
What the fuck's gingham?Copy !req
970. Did you just call me
a half a fag?Copy !req
971. Um, yes.Copy !req
972. Did you just call me
a half a fag?Copy !req
973. I got to go.
Thanks, again, uh...Copy !req
974. Huh, huh?Copy !req
975. Oh, crap.Copy !req
976. Hold on, there, partner.Copy !req
977. All right, look, man.Copy !req
978. Sugar wolf said that I wouldn't
get shot on this job, man.Copy !req
979. Why don't you come back
in the morning,Copy !req
980. all right, and —
and kill his ass?Copy !req
981. Okay? Oh.Copy !req
982. Oh, crap.Copy !req
983. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
984. Oh, crap, guys.
Listen, man.Copy !req
985. I've read the script,
and it says nowhere in thereCopy !req
986. that this cowboy gets shot.Copy !req
987. All right, man?
Come on, guys.Copy !req
988. Guys, come on, guys.
All right?Copy !req
989. Excuse me, gentlemen.Copy !req
990. Uh, what — what about us?Copy !req
991. Man, get the fuck
out of here!Copy !req
992. Get y'all asses
out of there for you.Copy !req
993. Laugh like a wee dogie!Copy !req
994. Guys, what about me? Can I go
if these guys are going?Copy !req
995. No, we gonna keep
your assCopy !req
996. to send a motherfucking message
to sugar waffle.Copy !req
997. Yeah.Copy !req
998. Oh, that's great news.
I take good dictation.Copy !req
999. Good. Well, tell him
we said this, bitch.Copy !req
1000. Oh, crap, no!Copy !req
1001. Oh, shit. Bucky.Copy !req
1002. yeah, right.Copy !req
1003. Oh... cra-a-p.Copy !req
1004. Whoa.Copy !req
1005. Bucky!Copy !req
1006. Bucky!Copy !req
1007. You bastard.Copy !req
1008. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
1009. You said
I wouldn't get shot.Copy !req
1010. Oh... cra-a-p.Copy !req
1011. Bucky.
What happened?Copy !req
1012. He got shot.
They killed him.Copy !req
1013. Oh, crap.Copy !req
1014. Sheriff, your hand.
You're injured, man.Copy !req
1015. That son of a bitch shot me
right in my shooting hand.Copy !req
1016. Hey, at least you still have
your left handCopy !req
1017. to seek your revenge,Copy !req
1018. and you're not shot up
like this motherfucker.Copy !req
1019. I don't know how that's
gonna happen there, dirty.Copy !req
1020. Sugar, you are the fastest draw
I've ever seen, man,Copy !req
1021. and you still can be the fastest
with your left hand,Copy !req
1022. don't you think?Copy !req
1023. Come on, man.
Let me hear you.Copy !req
1024. Come on, man. Come on.Copy !req
1025. Ah-whoo— ow!
Shit! Aah!Copy !req
1026. Man, let's go
wrap this thing up.Copy !req
1027. Vaya con dios, bucky.Copy !req
1028. Oh, cra-a-p.Copy !req
1029. I'm gonna miss him, man.
I'm gonna miss him.Copy !req
1030. He was a good kid.
I thought he had a future.Copy !req
1031. He could
have been somebody.Copy !req
1032. Oh, well. Fuck him.Copy !req
1033. Whoo!Copy !req
1034. Hey!Copy !req
1035. come over here and give
your big homey a hug.Copy !req
1036. Welcome back.Copy !req
1037. What is wrong
with you two fools?Copy !req
1038. Why would you
do that, man?Copy !req
1039. Man, sit down!Copy !req
1040. Oh, shit,
what did we even do?Copy !req
1041. Bar!Copy !req
1042. Shut up!Copy !req
1043. I was gonna —
shut up!Copy !req
1044. But then we was —
shut the fuck up!Copy !req
1045. Stop crying!Copy !req
1046. I told you fools
to stay out.Copy !req
1047. I've developed a system on how
I like to do things around here.Copy !req
1048. I like to test my foes.Copy !req
1049. I could have killed sugar wolf
the day he rolled into town.Copy !req
1050. But there's no honor
in that for me.Copy !req
1051. I like to know
I'm killing a talented man...Copy !req
1052. A dangerous man...
With a quick and dangerous draw.Copy !req
1053. Sugar wolf has now
proven to be that man.Copy !req
1054. And killing a man like that
is a thrill money can't buy,Copy !req
1055. not even with all
my motherfucking money.Copy !req
1056. I tell you, man —
you can fucking do this, man.Copy !req
1057. You can do it.Copy !req
1058. I'm not so sure
of all that, dirty.Copy !req
1059. This fucking hurts
right here.Copy !req
1060. Here, man, this will
chase away those dogs, man.Copy !req
1061. Hey, just be thankful
it was only your shooting handCopy !req
1062. and not your life, man.Copy !req
1063. You're lucky, man.Copy !req
1064. Lucky.
lucky?Copy !req
1065. Yeah.
You call this lucky?Copy !req
1066. Come on,
you got to try, man.Copy !req
1067. Phew. Damn.Copy !req
1068. I can't even
pimp-slap no more.Copy !req
1069. It's over.Copy !req
1070. Good thing
I got my board on.Copy !req
1071. I just want to get
my balls squozed.Copy !req
1072. Fuck, yeah.Copy !req
1073. 'Twould be nice,
wouldn't it?Copy !req
1074. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm first.Copy !req
1075. Ain't nobody getting squeezed
till I get squozed.Copy !req
1076. You bet your ass.Copy !req
1077. Hey, what's this?Copy !req
1078. Hey, hey, hey,
wait your turn, buddy.Copy !req
1079. Bloody hell, what do you
think you're doing here?Copy !req
1080. Hey, buddy,Copy !req
1081. back of the line!Copy !req
1082. Drunk-ass mother.Copy !req
1083. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
1084. Pbht!Copy !req
1085. Fuck it. I'll wait.Copy !req
1086. Hell, yeah.
hell, yes.Copy !req
1087. Whoo!Copy !req
1088. Hey.Copy !req
1089. Dad...Copy !req
1090. My only wish
was to make you proud.Copy !req
1091. I just wanted to rid mud bug
of big baby chipsCopy !req
1092. and all like him.Copy !req
1093. I'm sorry I let you down.Copy !req
1094. See my picture,
daddy, huh?Copy !req
1095. Thank you.Copy !req
1096. En garde, daddy.
Take that.Copy !req
1097. Daddy,
throw me in the air!Copy !req
1098. Daddy, stop!Copy !req
1099. No, too fast, daddy!
N-o-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
1100. I don't remember that.Copy !req
1101. You get your drunken ass
up off this couch, boy.Copy !req
1102. What do you think
you're doingCopy !req
1103. stumbling in here
like thisCopy !req
1104. while I'm
conducting business?Copy !req
1105. People are gonna
start to talk.Copy !req
1106. Howdy, Hannah.Copy !req
1107. Uh, you go on up.
I'll be just a minute.Copy !req
1108. What's gotten
into you, anyway?Copy !req
1109. What happened
to that hand?Copy !req
1110. One of big baby's
assassins got me.Copy !req
1111. He shot me clear through
my shooting hand.Copy !req
1112. "Oh, one of big baby's
assassins got me.Copy !req
1113. Shot me clear through
my shooting hand."Copy !req
1114. Nah, nah, nah.
What now?Copy !req
1115. You just gonna
sit around getting
drunk all the time?Copy !req
1116. Get your ass up and
defend your honor, boy.Copy !req
1117. Your father never let
any simple thingCopy !req
1118. like getting his hand
clear blowed off stop him.Copy !req
1119. I-I guess you're right.Copy !req
1120. You're fucking right
I'm right!Copy !req
1121. And you're
not just defending
your own honor —Copy !req
1122. you're standing up
for all the wolfs,
past and present.Copy !req
1123. Now bounce. Your mama
got some chores to do.Copy !req
1124. Remember
that I love you, boy.Copy !req
1125. I love you, ma.Copy !req
1126. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
1127. She's right, daddy.Copy !req
1128. I got to jump back up
on that horseCopy !req
1129. and rid this town
of big baby chipsCopy !req
1130. and the sickness he causes
once and for all.Copy !req
1131. For you, dad.Copy !req
1132. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
1133. For you.Copy !req
1134. Baby!Copy !req
1135. Whoo!Copy !req
1136. Sugar, what's up?Copy !req
1137. You know what's up.
Follow me.Copy !req
1138. Oh, man, it's on
like donkey Kong, huh?Copy !req
1139. Let's go.Copy !req
1140. Be the bullet, man.Copy !req
1141. Take this right
into that gun
and be the bullet.Copy !req
1142. I don't know.Copy !req
1143. Okay, one more time.Copy !req
1144. Come on. You got to
be the bullet, man.Copy !req
1145. Be the bullet.Copy !req
1146. Be the fucking bullet, man!
Go! Come on!Copy !req
1147. All right, man.Copy !req
1148. Enjoy your winning streak
while you can, big baby.Copy !req
1149. Soon it will end.Copy !req
1150. Hold on, don't shoot.Copy !req
1151. I want to hear
what this gringo has to say.Copy !req
1152. It's all right here
for you to read.Copy !req
1153. So, sheriff lefty wolfCopy !req
1154. is man enough to have
a shootout with me after all.Copy !req
1155. Well, tell him
I say bring it on.Copy !req
1156. So you accept
his invitation to die?Copy !req
1157. Oh, I accept
his invitation...Copy !req
1158. Only I won't be the one
doing the dying.Copy !req
1159. I can't wait
to pee on your head.Copy !req
1160. Come on,
let me shoot
this motherfucker!Copy !req
1161. Save your bullets.
Save your bullets.Copy !req
1162. I'm gonna do what I should
have done a long time ago.Copy !req
1163. I'm gonna kill
sheriff sugar wolf.Copy !req
1164. And then I'm gonna kill
grimy Sanchez, as well.Copy !req
1165. And I'm gonna enjoy doing it.Copy !req
1166. Now, give me
my motherfucking money.Copy !req
1167. Now, sugar, everything you used
to do with your right hand,Copy !req
1168. you got to do it
with your left.Copy !req
1169. I mean everything, okay?Copy !req
1170. So, are you ready
to give this a try, man?Copy !req
1171. Si, hombre.Copy !req
1172. Okay, man, go ahead.
Grab it.Copy !req
1173. Okay, perfect.Copy !req
1174. Okay, now, wait, wait.
Hold on one second.Copy !req
1175. Do you mind
if I touch it?Copy !req
1176. I'd be honored.
Okay, man.Copy !req
1177. You grab it like this
and keep nice and smoothCopy !req
1178. and good,
steady pressure, okay?Copy !req
1179. All right, let's see
you do it again, man.Copy !req
1180. Okay.
Here goes nothing.Copy !req
1181. Okay, man.Copy !req
1182. Okay, now,
that looks good.Copy !req
1183. Oh, I like the way
that looks a lot.Copy !req
1184. I can't wait to spread this
across your buns.Copy !req
1185. Yeah.
It's gonna be great, man.Copy !req
1186. I can't wait to taste it.Copy !req
1187. It's gonna be delicious —
right across your lips.Copy !req
1188. Yeah. Oh, God.Copy !req
1189. Melt in your mouth,
you know?Copy !req
1190. Dripping down your chin
across your glistening chest.Copy !req
1191. Yeah. Naturally. I mean,
that's what it does, you know?Copy !req
1192. That's what happensCopy !req
1193. when you make good,
delicious butter, you know?Copy !req
1194. Dirty Sanchez: Come on, man,
you can be a contender.Copy !req
1195. You can do this, man.
Looking good.Copy !req
1196. Come on, feel the burn.Copy !req
1197. Come on now,
show me something, man.Copy !req
1198. Show me something.Copy !req
1199. How the fuck
are you doing that, man?Copy !req
1200. You're just hovering
there, man,Copy !req
1201. like a hummingbird.Copy !req
1202. That was faster
than hand job Hannah.Copy !req
1203. What?Copy !req
1204. Oh, no, not yet, huh?Copy !req
1205. Oh, come on, man!
Stop!Copy !req
1206. stop!Copy !req
1207. I get it, man. You got
your pimp hand back.Copy !req
1208. It's time.Copy !req
1209. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1210. So, what's up, bitch?
How close we gonna dance?Copy !req
1211. 10 paces — my count.Copy !req
1212. Yeah, well, count
to your death, too, bitch.Copy !req
1213. I don't think so, bitch.
And the weapon?Copy !req
1214. Pistolas.Copy !req
1215. All right, well,
we'll see you in 10.Copy !req
1216. Any false moves before then,
you be dead.Copy !req
1217. I mean, you dead already,
motherfucker,Copy !req
1218. but before they square off,
you be dead sooner.Copy !req
1219. Yeah, bitch.
You heard what he said.Copy !req
1220. Any false moves...
Ooh!Copy !req
1221. He's fucking stupid,
man.Copy !req
1222. Maybe he is, dawg, but you
still dead, motherfucker.Copy !req
1223. Come on, baby.Copy !req
1224. Citizens of mud bug...Copy !req
1225. I'm sure you're all
well aware of why I'm here.Copy !req
1226. I want you all to know
this will be an honest fight.Copy !req
1227. My men will not assist me
here today,Copy !req
1228. for I am a man of honor.Copy !req
1229. If I cannot defeat your sheriff
and I am killed,Copy !req
1230. my men will leave mud bug
forever.Copy !req
1231. But... if I am victoriousCopy !req
1232. and sheriff sugar wolf
is killed,Copy !req
1233. you people
in the town of mud bugCopy !req
1234. will belong to me
forever and always.Copy !req
1235. And lastly,Copy !req
1236. if your sheriff decides
not to show here today...Copy !req
1237. What?Copy !req
1238. Huh?Copy !req
1239. What?Copy !req
1240. Yes.Copy !req
1241. Well... look who finally
decided to show.Copy !req
1242. I wouldn't miss this
for anything.Copy !req
1243. So, there you are...
Sheriff sugar wolf.Copy !req
1244. O-h-h-h-h-h!Copy !req
1245. Killing you
is gonna be fun.Copy !req
1246. In fact,
you rolling into townCopy !req
1247. and kicking
up all this dustCopy !req
1248. has been the most fun
we've had around hereCopy !req
1249. in a great bit of while.Copy !req
1250. Well, I've been having
a lot of fun myself there,Copy !req
1251. big baby chips.Copy !req
1252. It's been a blast walking
through all your best men,Copy !req
1253. with all their feeble attempts
to kill me.Copy !req
1254. It's almost sad it all
has to come to an end —Copy !req
1255. with a bullet
right between your eyes.Copy !req
1256. I only got one thing I'd like
to say to you right now, mister.Copy !req
1257. Get to stepping.Copy !req
1258. Uno, 2...Copy !req
1259. 3... 4...Copy !req
1260. 5...Copy !req
1261. 6...Copy !req
1262. 7... 8...Copy !req
1263. 9... 10.Copy !req
1264. Sheriff,
I got your chili!Copy !req
1265. If you so much
as move an inch,Copy !req
1266. I'll kill all three
of you fucking cockroaches.Copy !req
1267. drop your guns,
you brokeback Mountain sissies.Copy !req
1268. Hmm.Copy !req
1269. So, the infamous
big baby chips, huh?Copy !req
1270. You know,
there's somethingCopy !req
1271. I should probably
tell you before I die.Copy !req
1272. Oh, yeah?
And what's that?Copy !req
1273. I am... your father.Copy !req
1274. What the...?Copy !req
1275. Yeah.Copy !req
1276. No way.
What the hell does that mean?Copy !req
1277. The face paint —
take it off.Copy !req
1278. I tried life
on the side of the law.Copy !req
1279. It was okay,
but there was no money,Copy !req
1280. and I wanted money —
big money.Copy !req
1281. I faked my own death.Copy !req
1282. I became big baby chips.Copy !req
1283. But what about Harry
and sweet wolf, my brothers?Copy !req
1284. You killed them?
You killed your own sons?Copy !req
1285. Them are not my kids!Copy !req
1286. How do I put this
delicately?Copy !req
1287. Uh... your mother...Copy !req
1288. Is a... whore!Copy !req
1289. In fact,Copy !req
1290. she has the fastest hand job
in the west.Copy !req
1291. You're my only son,
and I knew you'd come back.Copy !req
1292. A better man than me.Copy !req
1293. I'm not that great man that
everybody should look up to.Copy !req
1294. You're that man, son —
you.Copy !req
1295. You're the one.Copy !req
1296. Well, I guess that about sums
that shit up.Copy !req
1297. My father was nothing
but a... big money rustla.Copy !req
1298. Hey, dirty Sanchez,
here's mud in your eye.Copy !req
1299. What the fuck?Copy !req
1300. Listen up, people.
We got a special treat for y'allCopy !req
1301. here at the mud bug
hootenanny hoedown.Copy !req
1302. Playing the twin-barrel
machine gunsCopy !req
1303. with that sweet
salsa twist...Copy !req
1304. Your big homey...Copy !req
1305. The one, the only...Copy !req
1306. Big baby chips.Copy !req
1307. The wicked clowns
will never die, motherfuckers!Copy !req
1308. Watch out, sugar!
♪ sipping aroundCopy !req
1309. Motherfucker,
you done shot at me!Copy !req
1310. ♪ strapped with a WinchesterCopy !req
1311. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
1312. From the burp.Copy !req
1313. Oh. I'm good, baby.Copy !req
1314. You straight, fool?
I'm all right.Copy !req
1315. Somebody's touching me
uncomfortably.Copy !req
1316. Beta take 2.Copy !req
1317. I hope you're ready
for a good old timeCopy !req
1318. because, uh,
I'm about to get readyCopy !req
1319. to back up
and get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1320. "A" mark.Copy !req
1321. I'm gonna beat you guys
like a redheaded stepchildCopy !req
1322. when this is over.Copy !req
1323. Yeah, well, I hope you can see
in the dark, bitch,Copy !req
1324. because right now
we gonna bust your ass.Copy !req
1325. You guys
got no game, man.Copy !req
1326. You look like
Laurel and HardyCopy !req
1327. on fucking crack.Copy !req
1328. Man, our hair
ain't even red, bitch,Copy !req
1329. so your joke ain't funny.Copy !req
1330. I couldn't think
of shit to say.Copy !req
1331. 57 in Alpha. Take 1.Copy !req
1332. It smells like...Copy !req
1333. Lukewarm wonton soup...Copy !req
1334. Caught in a pirate's beard...Copy !req
1335. While he's eating...Copy !req
1336. Pickled eggs.Copy !req
1337. It smells like the inside
of a wrestler's thigh...Copy !req
1338. After a battle royal...Copy !req
1339. In the desert sun...Copy !req
1340. While his pantiesCopy !req
1341. are full of scorpions.Copy !req
1342. It smells like
a burnt baby diaper...Copy !req
1343. Hanging from a flag post...Copy !req
1344. On a hot Monday morningCopy !req
1345. after church.Copy !req
1346. It smell like...Copy !req
1347. Lint from inside...Copy !req
1348. Marmaduke's belly button...Copy !req
1349. I don't know what else, man.Copy !req
1350. 63 Alpha. Take 3.Copy !req
1351. I'm stuck.Copy !req
1352. I'm stuck.Copy !req
1353. I'm stuck.Copy !req
1354. Number 6.Copy !req
1355. I'm gonna go get
my six-shooters.Copy !req
1356. We'll see you,
you fudge fondler.Copy !req
1357. All right, there,
fudge packer.Copy !req
1358. All right, there,
scaly ass.Copy !req
1359. All right, there,
cock holster.Copy !req
1360. "A" mark.Copy !req
1361. Okay, I get it,
I get it, I get it.Copy !req
1362. "B" mark.Copy !req
1363. Citizens of mud bug...Copy !req
1364. I'm sure
you're all well aware...Copy !req
1365. That there's an airplane
flying above us.Copy !req
1366. We're building an airportCopy !req
1367. here in mud bug.Copy !req
1368. There's a missileCopy !req
1369. headed to town.Copy !req
1370. "B" mark only.Copy !req
1371. You stupid fucking — oh!Copy !req
1372. Alpha. Take 3.Copy !req
1373. Cut.Copy !req
1374. Oh, yeah, that looks nice.Copy !req
1375. When this is done, I'm gonna
spread it on your buns.Copy !req
1376. Yeah —Copy !req
1377. Yeah, you can, you know?Copy !req
1378. Sorry, man.Copy !req
1379. It's gonna taste so good
across your lips.Copy !req
1380. You know what?
The thing is —Copy !req
1381. I can't believe
it's not butter, you know?Copy !req
1382. And I'm here to let
big baby sweets — ah, fuck.Copy !req
1383. Big baby... chips — fuck.Copy !req
1384. And I'm gonna show
big baby bitchCopy !req
1385. that mud bug
is now under the...Copy !req
1386. Fucking, uh, rule of law.Copy !req
1387. That mud bug is now
a town under the...Copy !req
1388. Fucking thing of rule.Copy !req
1389. Mud — mud bug is
now under the ruleCopy !req
1390. of town of rules
or some shit.Copy !req
1391. Let me tell you
something.Copy !req
1392. Let me tell you
something.Copy !req
1393. We don't like cheaters
around here...Copy !req
1394. Especially
if they ain't cheating.Copy !req
1395. You motherfucker!Copy !req
1396. Oh! That was right
on my dick.Copy !req
1397. Did I really do it?Copy !req
1398. Yeah.
Oh, my God! No way!Copy !req
1399. That's a wrap.Copy !req
1400. That's a wrap.Copy !req
1401. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1402. Look at me now.Copy !req
1403. Look at me now.Copy !req
1404. Last man in mud bug —
numero uno, chico.Copy !req
1405. So give it up
for the bad guy.Copy !req
1406. Ohh!Copy !req