1. Just your nose
and then we're done, Mr. Frost.Copy !req
2. You butt-fucker!Copy !req
3. I'm a baby.Copy !req
4. Boys! It's dinner time. Come inside please.Copy !req
5. Hey, Mom. I know I said that
I would stay home and pack tonight...Copy !req
6. Yeah, of course I'm wearing headphones.Copy !req
7. Anyway, yeah, so surprise!
I'm not home. Um...Copy !req
8. The Lerners asked me to babysit. What?Copy !req
9. Sneak off and see Ricky?
Why would you... why would... why...Copy !req
10. Shit!Copy !req
11. Sorry.Copy !req
12. Ashley! Ashley, are you okay?Copy !req
13. Hi, Mom, no, no, no, everything's fine.
It's just traffic.Copy !req
14. Mom, look, I gotta go. I love you.Copy !req
15. Yeah, come here, come here.
Come on, give me a challenge.Copy !req
16. Oh, that's right, you can't,
'cause I'm the best.Copy !req
17. - Okay, here we go.
- Damn, I'm on a streak!Copy !req
18. "Want to put her in the mood?
Watch a horror movie.Copy !req
19. "When we're scared,
our brains pump out dopamine...Copy !req
20. "... the same chemical we release
when we're aroused."Copy !req
21. So fear really makes girls wet?Copy !req
22. - Told ya.
- Bam!Copy !req
23. You believe everything you read online.Copy !req
24. - It's like with the paint cans.
- Oh, my God...Copy !req
25. are we seriously back to the paint
can debate? I ended that last week.Copy !req
26. - I was unconvinced.
- No, no, no, no, no, we looked it up.Copy !req
27. That ER doctor said that the paint can
would've smashed the robber's face in.Copy !req
28. Just admit you're wrong.Copy !req
29. Only reason to read
this stuff is for the pictures.Copy !req
30. It's a plus. I know what women want.Copy !req
31. - Dude.
- What?Copy !req
32. She's, like, twice our age.
I really don't think it's gonna happen.Copy !req
33. Five years. Big deal.
My parents are five years apart.Copy !req
34. You don't get it.
Luke, Ashley's a ten. A solid ten.Copy !req
35. And you're like a fi...Copy !req
36. - Never mind.
- She likes me, I know it.Copy !req
37. - It's tonight or never.
- Okay, go ahead.Copy !req
38. But my brother gave me weed, so instead
of trying to bone your babysitter...Copy !req
39. maybe we could just,
you know... puff-puff?Copy !req
40. No, man, I'm going through with the plan.Copy !req
41. Don't mess it up for me.Copy !req
42. I mean, Luke, for both our sakes,
I truly, sincerely hope you get some ass...Copy !req
43. sistance... uh, with that
computer problem you got.Copy !req
44. Like, technical assistance.
Call, uh, Geek Squad.Copy !req
45. - They're good.
- Real smooth, Einstein.Copy !req
46. - You smell great, Mrs. Lerner.
- Don't you have a curfew, Garrett?Copy !req
47. - Yeah, but my mom said I could stay in...
- Bed by 11:00, okay?Copy !req
48. - I know.
- And don't forget to brush your teeth.Copy !req
49. I will, Mom.Copy !req
50. - I left pizza money.
- Okay!Copy !req
51. Robert.Copy !req
52. Robert, turn that shit off.
It's giving me a migraine.Copy !req
53. Yes, uh, darling. My ornaments were
conspicuously missing from the tree.Copy !req
54. We're not putting those on the tree.Copy !req
55. Bell shoes, or I'll chop
your legs off below the knees.Copy !req
56. Are you sure you've never
sucked another man's cock?Copy !req
57. Not even in college? Not some lost weekend?Copy !req
58. Fishing trip? Secret, special friend? Ever?Copy !req
59. - Not that I can recall.
- Because, honestly, Robert, this is so...Copy !req
60. Meterosexual?Copy !req
61. That's not even the word.
It's metro. Metrosexual.Copy !req
62. - I'm allowed to like gay things.
- I need a drink.Copy !req
63. Oh, my God, the fetus machine!Copy !req
64. I forgot you still had this.Copy !req
65. What the fuck? Dude!Copy !req
66. That is so creepy. I'm sorry. Please
tell me you don't still sleep with this.Copy !req
67. - You totally do.
- Shut up, dick.Copy !req
68. - You so do.
- Of course not.Copy !req
69. Hey, maybe it'll put you in the mood
while you're, you know...Copy !req
70. She's here.Copy !req
71. Good Lord, you are breathtaking.Copy !req
72. - Thank you.
- Nice sweater.Copy !req
73. - Thanks, nice tie.
- Thank you.Copy !req
74. So, uh, you're leaving us.
Deandra says that you're moving.Copy !req
75. - Yeah, in a couple of days, to Pittsburg.
- Did I give you permission?Copy !req
76. So thank you for coming
because you've gotta be busy packing.Copy !req
77. Yeah, but I mean, I couldn't
leave without saying goodbye.Copy !req
78. - Wow! What a nice thing to say.
- Mrs. Lerner, you look incredible.Copy !req
79. Well, thank you.
But I told you, call me Deandra.Copy !req
80. "Mrs. Lerner" makes me sound fossilized.Copy !req
81. Robert!Copy !req
82. Oh, look who decided to come out of his room.Copy !req
83. Don't I remember something about
the trash getting taken out?Copy !req
84. And don't forget the shovel.Copy !req
85. Go on, Luke, and then we can hang out.Copy !req
86. Yeah, come on, you grab the garbage
and I'll get the recycling.Copy !req
87. I don't know about you,
but I'm gonna miss that girl.Copy !req
88. New carpets!Copy !req
89. Damn it, Rob.Copy !req
90. Here we go.Copy !req
91. Okay, I want to show you this. We're going
to do things a little bit differently.Copy !req
92. - Lucas has been sleepwalking again.
- Oh.Copy !req
93. No, crap!Copy !req
94. Just a minute.Copy !req
95. Garrett, what are you doing in here?Copy !req
96. Oh. Uh, do you have any itch cream?Copy !req
97. - My shoulder really...
- Top shelf.Copy !req
98. Honestly, that kid is a bad influence.Copy !req
99. I want you to keep an eye on him.Copy !req
100. Once he's brushed and he's in bed, don't
forget to give him his sleeping pill, okay?Copy !req
101. Then you take this pencil and you put it
on his door handle. See? Like that.Copy !req
102. That way, if he stays in, great.
If he walks around, we know.Copy !req
103. And what he doesn't know can't hurt him.Copy !req
104. - Honey, it's time to go!
- All right.Copy !req
105. Okay, Ashley, call us
if you need anything, all right?Copy !req
106. See ya. Good luck.Copy !req
107. Now, don't stay up and watch scary movies,
okay? It'll give you nightmares again.Copy !req
108. Please don't do that.
You're embarrassing the lad.Copy !req
109. - Robert, that tie.
- I know, right!Copy !req
110. No, wrong. Please, please, please? Thank you.Copy !req
111. Always be...Copy !req
112. prepared.Copy !req
113. Please don't embarrass me like last year.Copy !req
114. I promise.Copy !req
115. Finally.Copy !req
116. So what do you wanna do?Copy !req
117. - Movie?
- Actually, I gotta make a call.Copy !req
118. So how about you hang out
and play video games or something?Copy !req
119. This is just happening so fast, you know?Copy !req
120. I just need some space tonight.Copy !req
121. Like, clear my head, say goodbye to
everything, if that makes any sense.Copy !req
122. Ricky, of course I wanted to see you.Copy !req
123. I don't know. 11:30.Copy !req
124. Well, if you want to break
a few dozen perv laws...Copy !req
125. you could always ignore me
and come over anyway.Copy !req
126. Ricky, no, that was a joke. No, don't.Copy !req
127. Luke! Luke!Copy !req
128. - What?
- There's a spider. Kill it.Copy !req
129. Just kill it. Squish it!Copy !req
130. It didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
131. Ash!Copy !req
132. Ashley! Ashley, are you okay?Copy !req
133. What?Copy !req
134. I can handle myself just fine, thank you.Copy !req
135. The answer's still no.Copy !req
136. Go on. You're free now.Copy !req
137. There you go, big guy.Copy !req
138. Ricky, I know.Copy !req
139. Yes, I know I leave soon.Copy !req
140. You know you're my guy.
Can't we hang out tomorrow?Copy !req
141. Okay.Copy !req
142. Okay. Okay, well, maybe
if kiddo falls asleep early.Copy !req
143. Okay. All right, bye.Copy !req
144. Luke?Copy !req
145. Luke!Copy !req
146. Luke, where are you?Copy !req
147. Luke, where are you?Copy !req
148. Luke!Copy !req
149. - Lucas, what are you doing?
- Oh, you won't?Copy !req
150. No, you are way too young
to be drinking. Give me that.Copy !req
151. - Oh, this?
- Yes, that. Give it to me.Copy !req
152. Lucas, stop! What has gotten into you?Copy !req
153. One time me and Garrett drank a whole bottle.Copy !req
154. He puked so bad.
He can't hold his liquor like me.Copy !req
155. Wow, I'm super impressed, okay? Now, give it.Copy !req
156. Lucas, I'm so serious right now.Copy !req
157. Don't.Copy !req
158. Thank you.Copy !req
159. Oh, my God.Copy !req
160. Pardon me.Copy !req
161. You forgot to shut the door, doofus.Copy !req
162. I can't believe I'm doing this.Copy !req
163. Hey, no, sorry, I can't...
I can't talk right now.Copy !req
164. He just opened a bottle of champagne.Copy !req
165. Uh-uh, no, that is not an invitation.Copy !req
166. Look, um, listen, I don't think
tonight's gonna work out.Copy !req
167. A chance to what? Make things harder
than they already are? What?Copy !req
168. Okay, you know what? That was a low blow,
and I'm gonna hang up now.Copy !req
169. Busted.Copy !req
170. Me? What about you, mister?Copy !req
171. Well, I won't tell if you don't.Copy !req
172. Okay, deal.Copy !req
173. You know, drinking won't impress me, okay?
I already think you're pretty cool.Copy !req
174. Let's, uh... let's get
some food into you, hey?Copy !req
175. - Pepperoni or Hawaiian?
- Anything but mushrooms.Copy !req
176. Why don't you start the...Copy !req
177. Whoa, calm down. Have another drink.Copy !req
178. Lerner residence.Copy !req
179. Hello?Copy !req
180. Hello?Copy !req
181. Help! Somebody help me!Copy !req
182. Come on, come on!Copy !req
183. - Who was it?
- No one.Copy !req
184. Why are you dating Ricky?Copy !req
185. He's such a jerk.Copy !req
186. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
187. How did you mean it?Copy !req
188. It's just like first Jeremy and now Ricky.Copy !req
189. You could choose any guy in the world,
and you're choosing these guys...Copy !req
190. - ... who treat you like shit.
- Luke...Copy !req
191. first off, you're sweet...Copy !req
192. but second, there's actually
a really wonderful side to Ricky.Copy !req
193. And my move's been really
tough on us, so be nice.Copy !req
194. Plus, you're drunk, kiddo.Copy !req
195. I am not drunk and I am not a kiddo.Copy !req
196. - You're 12.
- Thirteen in a few weeks.Copy !req
197. - I'm mature for my age.
- I know.Copy !req
198. If I were your age, I'd date you.Copy !req
199. Really?Copy !req
200. Shit! I forgot to order the pizza.Copy !req
201. God, Luke, you didn't tell me
you ordered something.Copy !req
202. I didn't.Copy !req
203. Hi. Sorry, we didn't order that.Copy !req
204. This 312 Claremont?Copy !req
205. - Yeah.
- Well, someone ordered this.Copy !req
206. It was probably my dad.
Here, keep the change.Copy !req
207. Hey, you, uh... you have a pleasant night.Copy !req
208. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
209. Plates and napkins, mister...Copy !req
210. I fuckin' hate this thing.Copy !req
211. - You come here a lot?
- Every now and then.Copy !req
212. Come here to think, be by myself.Copy !req
213. What? It's good ambience.Copy !req
214. You are something else tonight.Copy !req
215. Wait, if your dad ordered the pizza,
why is there mushrooms on it?Copy !req
216. I don't know, 'cause they're like vegetables?Copy !req
217. - Hey, you mind grabbing those beers?
- Sure, hold on.Copy !req
218. Hello?Copy !req
219. Cindy, don't be stupid.Copy !req
220. My boyfriend's going to kill me
if I don't get home soon.Copy !req
221. Your boyfriend isn't here.Copy !req
222. You're bad.Copy !req
223. So what are your family's
plans for the holidays?Copy !req
224. Drinking and arguing.Copy !req
225. You crack me up.Copy !req
226. Ricky, why can't you just leave me alone?Copy !req
227. Look, I'll be back in one second, okay?Copy !req
228. Hello?Copy !req
229. Oh, you crack me up.Copy !req
230. Okay, we'll see.Copy !req
231. Yeah, I don't know. I said, "We'll see!"Copy !req
232. Hey, I'm still pissed at you, you know.
You don't get off that easy.Copy !req
233. I'll talk to you later, maybe. Okay, bye-bye.Copy !req
234. Hey...Copy !req
235. you'll always be my little buddy.
You know that, right?Copy !req
236. - Can we just watch the movie?
- Hey, where'd you go?Copy !req
237. Bobby, are you up there?Copy !req
238. Oh, my God! No, I can't!
I can't watch this part.Copy !req
239. Why would... why would they go
into the attic? It's just...Copy !req
240. oh, it's so stupid.Copy !req
241. Oh, God!Copy !req
242. - Did you hear that?
- Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
243. Luke, Luke, Luke, no! No, no, no, Luke.Copy !req
244. - Why?
- No, just because, Luke.Copy !req
245. - I know you've been drinking...
- So have you, so why won't you kiss me?Copy !req
246. Because, Luke, it is the most
inappropriate thing ever!Copy !req
247. Okay?Copy !req
248. Lerner residence.Copy !req
249. - Are you gonna talk?
- I can see you.Copy !req
250. Is this Jeremy?Copy !req
251. Joey, is that you?Copy !req
252. If you can see me,
how many fingers am I holding up?Copy !req
253. No, let's get out of here.
There's somebody out there.Copy !req
254. - There's somebody over there!
- Luke, could you just turn that off?Copy !req
255. - Why?
- Can you just, please?Copy !req
256. Come on, let's go.
There's somebody out there...Copy !req
257. Can you... give me that. Luke?Copy !req
258. Was it Jeremy?Copy !req
259. I don't think so.Copy !req
260. Then who was it?Copy !req
261. Everyone knows he's totally
obsessed with you.Copy !req
262. What the fuck!Copy !req
263. Where's the hose?
I'm spraying whoever's out there.Copy !req
264. Luke, get my phone!Copy !req
265. - Oh, goddamn it, Luke!
- Oh, shit! Sorry!Copy !req
266. - God, do you know how much that cost me?
- I didn't mean to.Copy !req
267. 8 Plus. Do you not look when you're throwing?Copy !req
268. Ashley, my mom'll buy you another one.Copy !req
269. Oh, Luke!Copy !req
270. - What, I'm not scared.
- Yeah, well, we don't know who it is.Copy !req
271. Then look.Copy !req
272. No one's there.Copy !req
273. What the hell?Copy !req
274. Luke, no! Don't. What are you... Luke!Copy !req
275. Whoever's out there, cut it out.
I know tae kwon do.Copy !req
276. See? Scared 'em...Copy !req
277. Hi. How are you?Copy !req
278. Get off me!Copy !req
279. Dude! Your guy's faces!
Your faces. You were like...Copy !req
280. - You asshole!
- What the hell, man?Copy !req
281. - Come on, I'm just checking up on you kids.
- I nearly called the fucking police!Copy !req
282. What were you doing
sneaking around back there?Copy !req
283. - Back where?
- In the backyard.Copy !req
284. I didn't go in the backyard.Copy !req
285. Stay here.Copy !req
286. - What was that?
- I... I don't...Copy !req
287. - Hey, hey, hey, what's that for?
- Luke, where's your phone?Copy !req
288. - My parents took it.
- I have one.Copy !req
289. Okay, dial 911. I'm going up there.
If I scream, press send and hide, got it?Copy !req
290. Okay.Copy !req
291. Dude, if this is a prank,
I'm kicking you in the balls.Copy !req
292. - Jesus! What are you doing? Stay down there.
- We heard something.Copy !req
293. - Please don't leave us alone.
- Okay, but just stay right behind me.Copy !req
294. Where did the noise come from?Copy !req
295. Oh, my God.Copy !req
296. Someone's about to spend
Christmas in fucking jail.Copy !req
297. What?Copy !req
298. My phone always works here.Copy !req
299. What?Copy !req
300. What the fuck? Where's the computer?Copy !req
301. - Guys!
- It's in my room.Copy !req
302. We need the police. If this is Jeremy,
I'm not even fucking around.Copy !req
303. - Shit.
- What the hell? Where's FinnAndJake?Copy !req
304. - What's that?
- The network. It's gone.Copy !req
305. - How are they doing this?
- Okay, Luke, come with me.Copy !req
306. Garrett, stay here and just get
on another one of those like...Copy !req
307. - Wi-Fi?
- They're all locked.Copy !req
308. No, God, Garrett!
Just use your fuckin' techno magic.Copy !req
309. Hey. Hey! What the fuck's that supposed to...Copy !req
310. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
311. Okay, we just need to find the security
panel, and the cops'll be here in minutes.Copy !req
312. How the hell don't you have
a security system?Copy !req
313. We never needed one.
It's a really safe neighborhood.Copy !req
314. Okay, we'll just take my car.
We'll grab it and we'll, um...Copy !req
315. What is it?Copy !req
316. Stay back. Get against the door.Copy !req
317. Garrett! Garrett!Copy !req
318. Garrett, what are you doing? Get down!Copy !req
319. Garrett, get away from the window!Copy !req
320. - It was on the other side.
- What was?Copy !req
321. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
322. Did you hear that?Copy !req
323. Get upstairs.
Everybody get upstairs. Move! Shit!Copy !req
324. - I'm getting out of here.
- Garrett, come back! Garrett!Copy !req
325. Garrett!Copy !req
326. What happened to Garrett?Copy !req
327. Is he hurt?Copy !req
328. Listen, okay?Copy !req
329. We're gonna... we're gonna go upstairs, okay?Copy !req
330. In the bedroom and lock the door and hide.Copy !req
331. And then what?Copy !req
332. And then what? We're going to scream
out of the window, okay?Copy !req
333. We're going to scream as hard as we
can until the neighbors can hear...Copy !req
334. - ... and then they'll call the cops.
- What if they shoot us?Copy !req
335. What if it makes them come inside?Copy !req
336. Look at me.Copy !req
337. I need your help,
and I need you to stay calm.Copy !req
338. - We're gonna get through this, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
339. - Do your parents have a gun?
- Yeah.Copy !req
340. Where do they keep it?Copy !req
341. By my parents' bed, Dad's side.Copy !req
342. Okay, we get the gun.
And if anyone tries to come inside, we'll...Copy !req
343. you know, we'll shoot 'em.Copy !req
344. Okay.Copy !req
345. Okay.Copy !req
346. Hug the wall and stay in the shadows, okay?Copy !req
347. There's someone there.Copy !req
348. What are they doing?Copy !req
349. What do they want?Copy !req
350. What do we do?Copy !req
351. Go, go, go, go, go, go. He's coming!Copy !req
352. Okay.Copy !req
353. Okay, Luke, we're just going
to stay here until they leave.Copy !req
354. They killed Garrett.
What if they kill my parents, too?Copy !req
355. No. Lucas, that is not going to happen, okay?Copy !req
356. - I think we should get the gun.
- No, Luke...Copy !req
357. the guys down there have
a shotgun, okay? No, we're staying here.Copy !req
358. What are you doing? Stay here! Jesus, Luke.Copy !req
359. Lucas! Seriously!Copy !req
360. Luke, they can hear us. Where are you?Copy !req
361. - Shit, something's on me. Luke!
- What?Copy !req
362. - Oh, shit, something's on me!
- What is it?Copy !req
363. Shit!Copy !req
364. No, no, on my face! Get it off!Copy !req
365. - Ash, look at me!
- Get it off! Get it off!Copy !req
366. Look at me!Copy !req
367. I got you. You're going to be okay.Copy !req
368. - I can't do this.
- I've just gotta get my dad's gun.Copy !req
369. Then we'll be okay.Copy !req
370. It's okay.Copy !req
371. It's okay to cry.Copy !req
372. I'm scared, too.Copy !req
373. - But I have to get the gun.
- Wait, no.Copy !req
374. Wait.Copy !req
375. Quick! I think he's downstairs.Copy !req
376. - Is that loaded?
- Yeah, I checked.Copy !req
377. No!Copy !req
378. Okay, go, go, go.Copy !req
379. You stay here. I'm gonna go out there
and I'm gonna scare them away.Copy !req
380. - No, no, Luke, stay here.
- Don't worry, I'll protect you.Copy !req
381. Luke, going out there's not
brave, okay? It's stupid. Luke!Copy !req
382. - Trust me. Let go of me.
- Luke, come back!Copy !req
383. - Oh, my God!
- Shit!Copy !req
384. - Can you turn it off?
- It won't.Copy !req
385. Go away.Copy !req
386. Go away.Copy !req
387. Luke, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
388. Please go away.Copy !req
389. That's your mask.Copy !req
390. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!Copy !req
391. - Ash, no!
- Garrett!Copy !req
392. Ah, dude?Copy !req
393. Take that mask off!Copy !req
394. What?Copy !req
395. What? Is this a fuckin' joke?Copy !req
396. I... we were gonna scare you.Copy !req
397. Yeah, you did. You scared the shit out of me.
Why? Why? Why would you do that?Copy !req
398. I was gonna go save you, but dipshit here...Copy !req
399. Luke, your friend is holding a real gun!Copy !req
400. - This is serious. How could you do that?
- Because you treat me like a child.Copy !req
401. And what, you were going to show me
how much of a man you were by...Copy !req
402. rescuing me from fake armed robbers?
You are a child!Copy !req
403. I almost broke my neck.Copy !req
404. What delusional infant thinks
that staging a break-in...Copy !req
405. is gonna get you to second base?Copy !req
406. You're mental!Copy !req
407. You're a selfish brat with no consideration,
and you need therapy. Lots of it.Copy !req
408. I'm gonna go and put
your dad's hunting stuff...Copy !req
409. No, Garrett, you stay right fucking there.
Luke, you are in so much trouble.Copy !req
410. I'm calling your parents.Copy !req
411. Ashley.Copy !req
412. - Ashley! Ashley!
- What?Copy !req
413. Dude, what'd you just do?Copy !req
414. What the fuck did you just do?Copy !req
415. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm moving so fast!Copy !req
416. Whoa! Okay, uh, kill-fuck Mary
with the Adventure Time chicks.Copy !req
417. Go.Copy !req
418. Fuck Princess Bubblegum.Copy !req
419. - What? Not Marceline?
- Hell no.Copy !req
420. One, she's made of bubble gum so she can,
like, stretch, which leads to two...Copy !req
421. - ... her pussy tastes like bubble gum.
- Ooh, dude, that means she's all, like...Copy !req
422. like sticky and moist and shit.Copy !req
423. - Dude, those are pros.
- Where'd you learn that, your mom?Copy !req
424. No, your sister.Copy !req
425. Further, everyone from the Candy
Kingdom is ravenous for flesh...Copy !req
426. so you know she gives legendary head.Copy !req
427. Yeah, as long as you don't mind
cutting gum out of your pubes.Copy !req
428. Not that you have to worry about that.Copy !req
429. Oh, my God, dude.Copy !req
430. You gotta have one of these. It's like...Copy !req
431. it's like marshmallows.Copy !req
432. Everywhere.Copy !req
433. Maybe I should have given you a half dose.Copy !req
434. - What'd you call it again?
- Oxy.Copy !req
435. Oxy. It's awesome.Copy !req
436. It's awesome. Awesome,
awesome, awesome, awesome.Copy !req
437. Awesome.Copy !req
438. Is that a word?Copy !req
439. Oh, I gotta do that again.Copy !req
440. I'm gonna go and explore.Copy !req
441. Watch the carpet!
Dammit, my mom will kill me!Copy !req
442. - Sorry.
- Just get out of there.Copy !req
443. Come on.Copy !req
444. Sure you know what you're doing?Copy !req
445. Always.Copy !req
446. Something's missing.Copy !req
447. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
448. Jesus! How many different
lotions do you have?Copy !req
449. There.Copy !req
450. All better.Copy !req
451. Dude, that's fucked up.Copy !req
452. Come on, it's hilarious.
What do you think, Ashley?Copy !req
453. Oh, thank you, Luke.
I've literally never looked better!Copy !req
454. You're probably wondering what's going on.Copy !req
455. It's out in the open now.Copy !req
456. You know how I feel about you.Copy !req
457. Look...Copy !req
458. I really, really don't
want to shoot you, Ashley...Copy !req
459. but I will.Copy !req
460. So if I take the gag off,
you won't scream, right?Copy !req
461. 'Cause then I have no other choice
but to shoot you, and like I said...Copy !req
462. I really, really don't want to.Copy !req
463. You get me?Copy !req
464. - Luke, listen to me, okay?
- Uh-uh-uh. I didn't say talk.Copy !req
465. You talk when I tell you.Copy !req
466. Okay. Talk.Copy !req
467. Luke, listen to me, okay?
I think I have a concussion.Copy !req
468. I need to go to the hospital.
Put the gun down and untie me.Copy !req
469. - This needs to stop immediately.
- No.Copy !req
470. Whatever you think that you're
gonna get away with, you're not.Copy !req
471. Ashley, you used to tell me
I could get away with murder.Copy !req
472. - Luke!
- I'm just kidding. God, Ashley.Copy !req
473. Lighten the fuck up. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
474. - Let's play truth or dare.
- How about you untie me right fucking now?Copy !req
475. Language, Ashley.Copy !req
476. If you win, I will untie you,
but if you lose...Copy !req
477. well, if you lose...Copy !req
478. then you drink this.Copy !req
479. What is that?Copy !req
480. We'll call it my insurance policy.Copy !req
481. Isn't it amazing what you can get
on the playground these days.Copy !req
482. Luke, I have known you since you were eight.Copy !req
483. You're threatening me with a gun tonight.
This is not okay.Copy !req
484. Whatever. Neither is, like,
political corruption in West Africa.Copy !req
485. By the way, I need help
with that paper. It's due Monday.Copy !req
486. Okay, Ashley, I'll go first.Copy !req
487. - Truth or dare?
- I dare you to grow up.Copy !req
488. Truth or dare, Ashley?Copy !req
489. Don't make me point the gun at you.Copy !req
490. This is so stupid.Copy !req
491. - Truth.
- I knew you'd say that.Copy !req
492. Okay, truth. How many guys have you fucked?Copy !req
493. What? Luke, what are you doing?
This isn't you.Copy !req
494. Just answer the question.Copy !req
495. - None.
- Bullshit! You're not a virgin.Copy !req
496. Everybody knows you screwed Jeremy.Copy !req
497. No, I broke up with him because he
went around telling everybody that.Copy !req
498. Okay. Guess it's my turn then.Copy !req
499. Uh, Luke, truth or dare?Copy !req
500. Well, it'll be dare of course.Copy !req
501. Okay. Um...Copy !req
502. I dare you to touch her tit.Copy !req
503. - No, please don't do that.
- It's the universal rules, Ashley.Copy !req
504. Do you have a preference?Copy !req
505. Right or left?Copy !req
506. Fine, I'll pick.Copy !req
507. Oh, that is nice.Copy !req
508. I can see what all the fuss is about.Copy !req
509. Dude, are you...Copy !req
510. - Shut up!
- Hey, hey. Hey, why are you shoving?Copy !req
511. Don't push me, dude. I will kick your ass.Copy !req
512. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
513. It's pretty nice, huh? How'd that feel?Copy !req
514. Like a little boy just felt me up.Copy !req
515. Ashley...Copy !req
516. do you know what it's like to love
someone who doesn't love you back?Copy !req
517. - More than you'd know.
- No, you don't. Everyone loves you.Copy !req
518. - All the guys wanna fuck you.
- Oh, Luke. You are in so much trouble...Copy !req
519. the both of you,
when your parents come home.Copy !req
520. They're never going to find out.Copy !req
521. Your turn.Copy !req
522. - Luke, truth or dare.
- Why isn't anybody asking me?Copy !req
523. Truth.Copy !req
524. Did you ever tell Garrett
that you killed his hamster?Copy !req
525. - What?
- The answer is no. Next turn.Copy !req
526. You said LeBron escaped
out of the hole in my screen.Copy !req
527. - He did. He was just dead first.
- What the fuck, man?Copy !req
528. It was an accident and besides,
it was, like, two years ago.Copy !req
529. You have a cat now
so he would have died anyway.Copy !req
530. Garrett, truth or dare?Copy !req
531. Why would you lie to me?Copy !req
532. Truth or dare?Copy !req
533. Dare.Copy !req
534. Dare, and you'd better dare us to...Copy !req
535. - ... to make out or something.
- Not on your life.Copy !req
536. - Why not? Why do you get to have all the fun?
- Because she's my babysitter.Copy !req
537. - You don't touch her.
- Then what am I even doing here, dude?Copy !req
538. We were just gonna scare her
and now this has turned into, like, shit.Copy !req
539. What if we get caught?
Look, I don't like this, man.Copy !req
540. Really?Copy !req
541. Dude, stop! What are you doing?Copy !req
542. Dude, I'm done, man. I just wanna go home.Copy !req
543. No, no, no, you can't go now.
We have to finish this.Copy !req
544. This isn't as much fun
as you said it would be.Copy !req
545. What if someone finds out?
You know what they do to white kids in jail.Copy !req
546. Garrett, listen to me.
You're an accomplice now.Copy !req
547. You'll get caught if you don't help me.Copy !req
548. We have to stick to the plan.
She won't remember any of this, trust me.Copy !req
549. Fine. Let's just... let's get this over with.Copy !req
550. Shit!Copy !req
551. Shit!Copy !req
552. Aw, so close.Copy !req
553. So, because you cheated,
here's what's gonna happen.Copy !req
554. When my parents get home, they'll find you...Copy !req
555. passed out and realize
that after I went to sleep...Copy !req
556. you raided the liquor cabinet
and partied hard...Copy !req
557. before your big move to Pittsburg.Copy !req
558. Exhibit A and Exhibit B.Copy !req
559. And in the morning...Copy !req
560. you won't remember any of this.Copy !req
561. Luke walked me through. It's the best way.Copy !req
562. Luke is taking you straight
to jail with him, Garrett.Copy !req
563. You're making a big mistake. Just run.
Call the cops now. You can stop this.Copy !req
564. - Drink.
- Hard pass.Copy !req
565. Come on! You love drinking.
You drink with Ricky all the time.Copy !req
566. What's the problem?Copy !req
567. Eyes up here.Copy !req
568. If you drink, all of this goes away.Copy !req
569. We don't have to do this.Copy !req
570. Drink.Copy !req
571. Oh, you bitch!Copy !req
572. Help!Copy !req
573. No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
574. Stop.Copy !req
575. Stay calm, and stay here and clean this up.Copy !req
576. Okay.Copy !req
577. Hey, hey.Copy !req
578. - Who is it?
- I'm here to see Ashley.Copy !req
579. - Ricky?
- Yeah, man, open the door.Copy !req
580. - She's not here.
- Listen, I know she's in there.Copy !req
581. She texted me to come over,
like, half an hour ago.Copy !req
582. She doesn't want to see you.Copy !req
583. - I just wanna talk to her.
- Go away.Copy !req
584. She doesn't love you anymore.Copy !req
585. She told me.Copy !req
586. Ashley!Copy !req
587. - Ashley, come out and talk to me!
- Dude, shut up! She doesn't want to see you.Copy !req
588. All right. All right.Copy !req
589. Hey, listen, man.
Could you just give her these, please?Copy !req
590. Fine. Pass them through the door.Copy !req
591. All right, awesome. Thanks, man.Copy !req
592. - Get the fuck out of here.
- Hey, get out!Copy !req
593. Ash!Copy !req
594. You have pizza?Copy !req
595. Ash!Copy !req
596. Dude, what the... why is that music so loud?Copy !req
597. Ash!Copy !req
598. Are you hiding?Copy !req
599. - 'Cause I'll find you!
- No! She's upset.Copy !req
600. Dude, I know that.
What do you think these are for?Copy !req
601. - So she can't see you till tomorrow.
- Be quiet please. Please, please!Copy !req
602. Dude, why not?Copy !req
603. Hey, I got... I got the rat.Copy !req
604. The big rat.
The fucker was fast, but I got him...Copy !req
605. Where is she?Copy !req
606. Where's Ash?Copy !req
607. Upstairs, but it's probably better
if you come back tomorrow. No!Copy !req
608. It's not just you. She has cramps.Copy !req
609. - What?
- Menstrual cramps.Copy !req
610. - It's real bad.
- Yeah, she has diarrhea, too.Copy !req
611. Oh.Copy !req
612. Ash! I'm gonna come up!
I don't care what you have.Copy !req
613. - Fucking diarrhea?
- Sorry, dude. What do we do?Copy !req
614. I don't know. Just stay with her.Copy !req
615. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
616. That was so not cool.Copy !req
617. Ash!Copy !req
618. - Dude, where the hell is she?
- I told you, she doesn't want to see you.Copy !req
619. Ashley! Come on, you don't
have to be embarrassed.Copy !req
620. Babe!Copy !req
621. Don't you, have like...Copy !req
622. some tampons, or something?Copy !req
623. Dude, what happened...Copy !req
624. What the fuck?Copy !req
625. Hey!Copy !req
626. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
627. What have you done with her?Copy !req
628. Hey, where is she?Copy !req
629. You're fuckin' dead,
you little piece of shit!Copy !req
630. Hey, hey, hey! Ah, drop it. Drop it.Copy !req
631. I'm serious. I'll blow
your fuckin' face off in three, two...Copy !req
632. All right, all right, all right.Copy !req
633. Whoa, man! Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
634. - Okay, don't shoot me, okay?
- Okay, get on your knees. Please.Copy !req
635. - Okay, okay. All right, all right!
- Please, get on your knees.Copy !req
636. Okay, thank you.Copy !req
637. - He lines up the shot.
- No, no, no! Luke!Copy !req
638. What the fuck? Holy shit! What do we do now?Copy !req
639. - Isn't this exciting?
- No! No, dude, we're going to jail.Copy !req
640. Don't you get it?
We're going to fucking jail!Copy !req
641. - Luke, we're gonna fuckin' die in prison.
- No, we're not.Copy !req
642. Fuck!Copy !req
643. Why can't we just roofie them both?Copy !req
644. That was all I had. And even if it wasn't...Copy !req
645. Jiffy Lube here
has a fucking hole in his face.Copy !req
646. You really messed things up, Ricky.Copy !req
647. Things just got a whole lot more
complicated for me and Garrett.Copy !req
648. Ah.Copy !req
649. - Just let Ricky go.
- We both know I can't do that.Copy !req
650. We can say that he fell
on an exposed nail or something.Copy !req
651. Garrett can go with him to verify
the conversation with his roommate.Copy !req
652. You and I, we stay here, we clean up.Copy !req
653. You go to bed before your parents
get home and then...Copy !req
654. You call the cops and they
arrest me in my jammies.Copy !req
655. I don't think so, Ash.Copy !req
656. What if she's serious?Copy !req
657. - Dude, she can help us get out of this.
- You got a lot to learn about women.Copy !req
658. Why didn't you listen? I said I'd text you.Copy !req
659. - You did text me.
- What?Copy !req
660. Check my phone.Copy !req
661. - You texted him.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
662. You don't want us to get out of this.
You invited him here!Copy !req
663. - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- Luke, what the...Copy !req
664. - You texted Ricky to come here, didn't you?
- No, man. Why would I do that?Copy !req
665. Okay, I did. I was gonna tell you, but
Grease Monkey got here 15 minutes early.Copy !req
666. Caught me off guard.Copy !req
667. - Lighten up. I got it all planned out.
- Yeah, what else you got planned?Copy !req
668. - What else are you gonna lie to me about?
- Garrett, go take a walk...Copy !req
669. and chill the fuck out.Copy !req
670. Garrett? Garrett, no,
please don't go. Please.Copy !req
671. Just take another oxy if you have to.Copy !req
672. Oh, look.Copy !req
673. Your phone still works.Copy !req
674. It's about time we invite our second guest.Copy !req
675. The douchebag ex.Copy !req
676. Jeremy?Copy !req
677. Invite him here.Copy !req
678. I'm not asking.Copy !req
679. You're not going to shoot me, Luke.Copy !req
680. I will shoot you, Ashley,
if you don't invite him here...Copy !req
681. right now.Copy !req
682. Sorry, kiddo.Copy !req
683. I'm not involving anyone else
in your bullshit.Copy !req
684. Fine.Copy !req
685. God, please don't pick up. Please
don't pick up. Please don't pick up.Copy !req
686. Please don't pick up. Please don't pick up.Copy !req
687. No, not again with the duct tape.Copy !req
688. 1,001 uses for duct tape.Copy !req
689. - Hello?
- Hey, Jeremy.Copy !req
690. Uh, who's this?Copy !req
691. I'm actually calling for Ashley.Copy !req
692. There's no Ashley here, dude. Wrong number.Copy !req
693. Oh, my God, what a moron!Copy !req
694. I can't believe you dated this guy.Copy !req
695. - Hello?
- Hey, Jeremy, don't hang up.Copy !req
696. I'm here with Ashley.
She wants to talk to you...Copy !req
697. - ... but not on the phone.
- Who is this?Copy !req
698. She's being all weird.
I think she wants you to come over.Copy !req
699. - She's babysitting me and...
- Is this that little taint on Claremont?Copy !req
700. - Yes.
- Tell her to stay there.Copy !req
701. - I'm coming over right now.
- Okay, come around the back.Copy !req
702. - What's going on?
- Nothing.Copy !req
703. Luke. Luke, listen to me, okay?
You don't know what you're doing.Copy !req
704. If you don't stop,
someone's going to get hurt.Copy !req
705. Don't you remember
when you killed Garrett's hamster?Copy !req
706. You cried when you told me about it.
You were sad.Copy !req
707. It wasn't an accident.Copy !req
708. As if.Copy !req
709. Say it, you grease monkey loser.Copy !req
710. You actually think Ashley's
gonna remember you in a year?Copy !req
711. Whatever you just said,
say it again, I fucking dare you.Copy !req
712. I said... I need the bathroom.Copy !req
713. Gross! Stop it!Copy !req
714. Fucking mongo!Copy !req
715. - God, I'm getting us out of here.
- Ash, as soon as you're free, you run.Copy !req
716. I'm serious, don't turn back.
I can handle myself.Copy !req
717. Listen. Keep cutting.Copy !req
718. Look, I know you've been avoiding me 'cause
you've got this whole future planned out.Copy !req
719. You know, you got college, you got a career.Copy !req
720. The kid's right. I don't have those things.Copy !req
721. I just want you to know I'm happy for you.Copy !req
722. You're gonna be awesome.Copy !req
723. He's coming. Hurry!Copy !req
724. Dude, your piss reeks.Copy !req
725. Reeky. What the fuck you been eating?Copy !req
726. Jeremy lives, like,
30 minutes away, right? Ugh!Copy !req
727. We've got time to kill.Copy !req
728. Fuck!Copy !req
729. Yeah, fuck!Copy !req
730. I want to watch the two of you fuck.Copy !req
731. - Listen, you little shit...
- No, you listen to me.Copy !req
732. - I got the gun.
- Just let him play big boy. He likes that.Copy !req
733. Ashley says she's a virgin, but I bet you
hit that shit twice a day, right, Reeky?Copy !req
734. You haven't?Copy !req
735. Well, tonight's your night, guys.Copy !req
736. I'm just kidding.Copy !req
737. God, relax.Copy !req
738. I'm not a pervert.Copy !req
739. It's not piss.Copy !req
740. Garrett, what the fuck!Copy !req
741. What, man? You told me to calm down.Copy !req
742. Nobody's smoking weed in the house!Copy !req
743. Well, like, next time be more specific.Copy !req
744. You moron! My mom's gonna kill me!Copy !req
745. Stop bossing me around.Copy !req
746. - Give it to me.
- No.Copy !req
747. - Give it. Hey! Give it to me!
- No.Copy !req
748. - Hurry up!
- I am. Shit!Copy !req
749. - Puff.
- No, man. I don't fuck with that shit.Copy !req
750. Luke, just...Copy !req
751. Garrett, both of you guys, okay,
can we just talk and relax?Copy !req
752. I feel like there's a solution
that can make everybody happy.Copy !req
753. You're right. We all just need to relax.Copy !req
754. Ricky, you first.Copy !req
755. - I said no.
- Do you want a hit from the joint...Copy !req
756. - ... or a hit from the gun?
- Luke, stop it!Copy !req
757. I'm giving him a choice.Copy !req
758. - Whoa!
- That's awesome!Copy !req
759. Hey, stop it!Copy !req
760. What are you doing? Stop!Copy !req
761. The house smells like marijuana
so I need to get it in his system.Copy !req
762. - What do you mean, "In his system"?
- Garrett, come here. Help me pull.Copy !req
763. Where are you taking him?Copy !req
764. Stay there, smoke up.Copy !req
765. Dude, why do you hang out with this guy?Copy !req
766. Because he's my best friend.Copy !req
767. - You sure about that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
768. You painting something?Copy !req
769. We're gonna see who's right
once and for all, MythBusters style.Copy !req
770. Hey, Garrett, in Scouts, were clove hitches
clockwise or counter-clockwise?Copy !req
771. - Clove who?
- Never mind. Got it.Copy !req
772. Got what?Copy !req
773. - Dude, what the fuck is going on?
- Dude...Copy !req
774. I have no idea.Copy !req
775. - Whoa! What the fuck, man?
- Oh, you're fucking Home Aloning him?Copy !req
776. - Dude, what are you doing, man?
- Please, let me out of this.Copy !req
777. - Is it level with his head?
- What are you doing? You're gonna kill him!Copy !req
778. - Just stop it.
- Garrett. Garrett, right?Copy !req
779. - Yeah. Okay.
- Please untie me.Copy !req
780. You said that the paint can
would knock him back, like in the movie.Copy !req
781. Okay, I take it back. Everything I said,
I'm sorry. You win. Just stop it, please.Copy !req
782. Let's just try it one more time.Copy !req
783. Ashley!Copy !req
784. Oh, shit!Copy !req
785. - Blindfold him.
- No, no way, man.Copy !req
786. Dude, stop, man, stop! This is fucked!Copy !req
787. Garrett, I'm warning you.Copy !req
788. Blindfold him.Copy !req
789. Listen, man, whatever it is, I'm sorry.Copy !req
790. All right? Luke, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for hitting you, man.Copy !req
791. - Make sure it's good and tight.
- You don't have to do this, guys!Copy !req
792. You are fucking insane!Copy !req
793. - Ashley!
- Oh, fuck it!Copy !req
794. Ashley!Copy !req
795. Put it down, or I will shoot you!Copy !req
796. Thank God, Ashley, thank God.Copy !req
797. - I said, put it down!
- Okay.Copy !req
798. Oh, my God!Copy !req
799. Holy shit, his head!
His head... it just exploded!Copy !req
800. I told you, Garrett. I told you!Copy !req
801. Why are you laughing?Copy !req
802. I said, why are you laughing?Copy !req
803. Because you can't shoot me, Ash.Copy !req
804. Don't come any closer, I mean it.Copy !req
805. A responsible parent always
keeps the ammo separate.Copy !req
806. Garrett, get her!Copy !req
807. If she gets away, we're both dead!Copy !req
808. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
809. - Hey, hey! Please, please!
- No! No!Copy !req
810. Hey, hey, just come back.
Just come back. Oh, hey! Fuck!Copy !req
811. Get off of me, you crazy fuck!Copy !req
812. - Hey!
- Get away from me!Copy !req
813. Please. Please!Copy !req
814. - No!
- It would make everything easier, please!Copy !req
815. Let go!Copy !req
816. Ow! What the fuck?Copy !req
817. No, no, no, no, no, Ashley! Ashley!
Ashley! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
818. Help!Copy !req
819. Help!Copy !req
820. - Oh, thank you, that was wonderful!
- Thank you!Copy !req
821. - Hope the cocoa keeps your guys warm!
- Have a good night. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
822. There's a couple of new folks
in the group this year.Copy !req
823. Really improved their harmonizing.Copy !req
824. Oh, look who's awake.Copy !req
825. Tough break, Ash.
The carolers are gone, and...Copy !req
826. the Lingards next door?Copy !req
827. Well, they're in Florida.Copy !req
828. I got rid of Ricky for you.Copy !req
829. It hurts now, but you'll thank me later.Copy !req
830. You like that?Copy !req
831. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
832. Why did you kill him?Copy !req
833. Correction. You killed him
by smoking pot in the house.Copy !req
834. That weed is evidence. You wanna go to jail?Copy !req
835. It was a fucking joint, dude.Copy !req
836. You didn't have to kill someone.Copy !req
837. Garrett, we are going to get out of this.Copy !req
838. Remember when you ditched
fourth period and got caught?Copy !req
839. Who convinced them that you stopped
some vandals in the locker room?Copy !req
840. Me.Copy !req
841. When my mom caught us
stealing from her purse...Copy !req
842. who faked sleepwalking
so you could slip out?Copy !req
843. - Say it.
- This is so much bigger.Copy !req
844. Dude, I am the Harry Houdini
of getting away with it.Copy !req
845. I know how tonight plays out,
and we get out clean.Copy !req
846. You just gotta do what I say.Copy !req
847. Okay?Copy !req
848. I said, okay?Copy !req
849. - Yeah.
- Good.Copy !req
850. Now, watch this.Copy !req
851. Ashley is going to make a post.Copy !req
852. Something simple, like...Copy !req
853. "Why can't exes just go away?
Jeremy is, like, freaking me out!"Copy !req
854. Now, all you gotta do is make sure
she stays quiet while I deal with Jeremy.Copy !req
855. Deal with him? You mean kill him?Copy !req
856. Of course not! God, Garrett. Just...Copy !req
857. we'll just plant a little seed.Copy !req
858. And after that, we'll get the paint off you
'cause you look like a fucking hot dog.Copy !req
859. I don't want to know.Copy !req
860. Garrett, please.Copy !req
861. Whatever it is, just please stop.Copy !req
862. Hmm.Copy !req
863. Hey.Copy !req
864. Hey, Ash. Hey.Copy !req
865. Hey, it's good to see you.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
866. We all good, yeah. Yeah, we cool.Copy !req
867. We're cool. Mmm, mmm, mmm!Copy !req
868. Yeah, we cool! Fuck yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
869. Yeah!Copy !req
870. Ash! Ashley!Copy !req
871. Fuck! What the fuck is that?Copy !req
872. Ashley!Copy !req
873. Ashley?Copy !req
874. Ashley?Copy !req
875. Ashley!Copy !req
876. Shh! Please.Copy !req
877. Ashley?Copy !req
878. Please be quiet, please be quiet.
Please. Please be quiet.Copy !req
879. Ashley, come on.Copy !req
880. Ashley.Copy !req
881. - Ashley.
- Hi.Copy !req
882. Holy shit, man.
You scared the fuck out of me.Copy !req
883. - Where is she?
- Inside.Copy !req
884. - Okay, cool.
- Wait.Copy !req
885. - What?
- Just slow down. Come here.Copy !req
886. Have a seat.Copy !req
887. - No. Where's Ashley, dude?
- She's coming. Chill out.Copy !req
888. She's just asked me
to come talk to you first.Copy !req
889. I just want tonight to be over.Copy !req
890. What the hell's that?
You said she wanted to see me.Copy !req
891. - She wants you to apologize.
- For what?Copy !req
892. - Shh! Don't wake the neighbors.
- I could give a fuck!Copy !req
893. A fuck about the fucking neighbors.Copy !req
894. She said that you'd know.Copy !req
895. Fine. Where is she? I'll apologize.Copy !req
896. She wants you to write it down.Copy !req
897. This is so fuckin' stupid.Copy !req
898. "Dear, Ashley.Copy !req
899. "I'm sorry."Copy !req
900. - That's it?
- What?Copy !req
901. What do you want me to say?Copy !req
902. I'm just asking, is that it?Copy !req
903. Should I go tell her you're done?Copy !req
904. Here, fuck.Copy !req
905. Shit.Copy !req
906. "Ashley.Copy !req
907. "I am so sorry."Copy !req
908. - I don't know why I'm doing this.
- Because you're a good person, okay?Copy !req
909. And you didn't know any better and you
didn't know what he was capable of.Copy !req
910. Just untie me, okay? We'll run across
the street and we'll call the cops.Copy !req
911. But Luke will freak out
if he finds that you're gone.Copy !req
912. He won't hurt you. Okay? I won't let him.Copy !req
913. - He's my best friend.
- No, he's not.Copy !req
914. Luke doesn't give a shit about you, Garrett.
He uses you, he manipulates you.Copy !req
915. No friend would put you through tonight.Copy !req
916. There, she wants Shakespeare?Copy !req
917. Kid?Copy !req
918. I'm done!Copy !req
919. Hey, kid, where'd you...Copy !req
920. Fucking cat!Copy !req
921. Hey, kid, where'd you...Copy !req
922. - Ah! Ow!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
923. I'm gonna... I'm gonna fix this, okay?
It wasn't supposed to be like this.Copy !req
924. I'm really sorry, Ashley.Copy !req
925. I just wish I'd had the balls to step up...Copy !req
926. I told you not to touch her, you asshole!Copy !req
927. You shot...Copy !req
928. - You shot me.
- Look what you made me do!Copy !req
929. I'm... I'm dying.Copy !req
930. Why did you make me do it?
Why did you make me do it?Copy !req
931. Help! Help!Copy !req
932. - Help! Help!
- Shut up!Copy !req
933. I want my mom...Copy !req
934. Fuck! Fuck you!Copy !req
935. Fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
936. Fuck! Shit!Copy !req
937. Fuckin' hell.Copy !req
938. He was starting to annoy me anyway.Copy !req
939. You were never going to let me go, were you?Copy !req
940. Guilty.Copy !req
941. I remember, my mom used to tuck me in.Copy !req
942. I'd hold onto her and never let go.Copy !req
943. She felt so safe.Copy !req
944. I'd just fall asleep.Copy !req
945. Then she stopped.Copy !req
946. I don't know why.Copy !req
947. And now...Copy !req
948. I don't sleep well anymore.Copy !req
949. I know exactly why she stopped.Copy !req
950. Why?Copy !req
951. Why?Copy !req
952. Open your eyes. Ashley, open your eyes.Copy !req
953. Just answer the question! Look at me!Copy !req
954. Tell me I'm fucked up.
Tell me you're disappointed!Copy !req
955. Tell me you're scared or you
wanna go home. Say something!Copy !req
956. Ashley.Copy !req
957. Ashley.Copy !req
958. Please... say something.Copy !req
959. Goodnight.Copy !req
960. Shit, the hole in his cheek.Copy !req
961. Fuck!Copy !req
962. Fuck!Copy !req
963. What the... shit. Shit.Copy !req
964. Fuckin' deers!Copy !req
965. It wasn't even funny, and Chantal and Dave...Copy !req
966. could not stop talking about how
awful it was. I was so embarrassed.Copy !req
967. Oh, dude, they're just being cunts.Copy !req
968. - They're what?
- Nothing.Copy !req
969. Are we talking about some sort...Copy !req
970. We're not talking about sex, are we?
'Cause after this meal, I feel bloated.Copy !req
971. Oh, my God, where's Lucas? Oh, my God!Copy !req
972. Lucas!Copy !req
973. Lucas! Lucas!Copy !req
974. What's going on?Copy !req
975. I got you. I got you.Copy !req
976. It's an unspeakable tragedy.Copy !req
977. Do any of the parents know? Have they
been made aware? Garrett's parents?Copy !req
978. I was speaking to Garrett's
father just last week.Copy !req
979. Is there going to be a grief councilor?Copy !req
980. We'll arrange one for you, sir.Copy !req
981. This one's still alive!Copy !req
982. Okay, wait. Okay, honey,
just stay here, okay? Just stay here.Copy !req
983. Vitals are holding.Copy !req
984. - What have we got?
- Stab wound to the neck.Copy !req
985. She put duct tape on to stem the bleeding.Copy !req
986. Smart girl. Saved her life.Copy !req
987. Let's go.Copy !req
988. Mom, I'm worried about Ashley.Copy !req
989. I think we should go to the hospital.Copy !req