1. Right. Now!Copy !req
2. This is Mr. Bennett,Copy !req
3. and he'll be taking
the boys for football.Copy !req
4. Mr. Bennettfoolishly wants to be a teacher.Copy !req
5. Look at that shell suitfucking, man.Copy !req
6. Fucking wanker.Copy !req
7. I don't believe it.Copy !req
8. Fucking, yeah.Copy !req
9. What youfucking looking at?Copy !req
10. Less fucking and more attention, please.Copy !req
11. Something you might have said to your boyfriend, that, Gina.Copy !req
12. Right.Copy !req
13. Girls, onto the other pitch with me.Copy !req
14. Come on.Copy !req
15. You, boy,
why aren't you playing?Copy !req
16. Forgot my kit.Copy !req
17. Don't make himplay, sir.Copy !req
18. He's shit.Copy !req
19. Balls, Mr. Bennett!Copy !req
20. Right.Copy !req
21. Look, I want you joining in, all right?Copy !req
22. You ain't playing, Gangel.Copy !req
23. Fuck off, McBride.Copy !req
24. Jays...Copy !req
25. Pass it round.
Keep passing it.Copy !req
26. Ste. Come on.Copy !req
27. Do you want it?
Do you want it?Copy !req
28. Go get it.Copy !req
29. Oi!Copy !req
30. Here, what's his name?Copy !req
31. Hugh, sir,Copy !req
32. Hugh Janus.Copy !req
33. Hugh Janus, get back here now!Copy !req
34. Hugh Janus!Copy !req
35. Janus, are you deaf?Copy !req
36. All right, Sandra?Copy !req
37. Slag.Copy !req
38. It's late. I must go.Copy !req
39. What happened? School burned down, did it?Copy !req
40. Yeah.Copy !req
41. What was it this time?
IRA bomb?Copy !req
42. FundamentalistMuslim pyromaniacs.Copy !req
43. Oh, funny, that.Copy !req
44. Looked all right
when I walked past it.Copy !req
45. Yeah. "Funny, that."Copy !req
46. Look, you're not too old to betaken over me knee, young man.Copy !req
47. Do you hear me?Copy !req
48. Whole bloody Thamesmeadcan hear you.Copy !req
49. Yeah? Well, you've got
to start doing your games.Copy !req
50. Why?Copy !req
51. Who says? I says.Copy !req
52. I hate football.Copy !req
53. You never used to.Copy !req
54. Well, I do now.Copy !req
55. You know what I'm going to do now, don't you?Copy !req
56. Juggle with them.Copy !req
57. You know what they're
going to do, don't you?Copy !req
58. They'll put you
into care.Copy !req
59. They'll say,
"She's an unfit mother.Copy !req
60. Bang him into
one of them homes,"Copy !req
61. because I mean,Copy !req
62. "She can't even get him
to do his P.E."Copy !req
63. That's what they'll do.Copy !req
64. She's throwing away things I saved for me kids.Copy !req
65. Books. Toys.Copy !req
66. I don't want kids.Copy !req
67. Kids suck cunts.Copy !req
68. Anyone been
calling you names?Copy !req
69. Like what?Copy !req
70. I don't know.
"Stumpy"?Copy !req
71. I told you it'll stop.Copy !req
72. I know.Copy !req
73. I'd told you you'd grow,Copy !req
74. but you don't takeno notice to me, do you?Copy !req
75. Yes, I do.Copy !req
76. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
77. Well, how comes every Wednesdayafternoon without fail,Copy !req
78. you're standing there.Copy !req
79. Yeah, I've
told you.Copy !req
80. Oh, have you?Copy !req
81. What are you doing?Copy !req
82. Singing.Copy !req
83. What?Copy !req
84. I'm just a girl
who can't say no.Copy !req
85. Heard of Mama Cass?Copy !req
86. No. Sing it.Copy !req
87. What?Copy !req
88. Go on.Copy !req
89. No way.Copy !req
90. I won't laugh.Copy !req
91. Keep going.Copy !req
92. You might persuade him
to get back to school.Copy !req
93. Libs.Copy !req
94. That's not natural, is it?Copy !req
95. What ain't?Copy !req
96. A girl her age into Mama Cass.Copy !req
97. She's got a really
beautiful voice.Copy !req
98. And what's the matter
with Madonna?Copy !req
99. She's a slag.Copy !req
100. Hypocrite.Copy !req
101. All right, Ste?Copy !req
102. Ste, all right?Copy !req
103. You two been bunking off together, have you?Copy !req
104. Not together, no.Copy !req
105. You all right, Mrs. Gangel?Copy !req
106. Well, it's nice to see someonecan stay at school the full day.Copy !req
107. We donefootball today.Copy !req
108. Wrong season for football, isn't it?Copy !req
109. Student teacher.Copy !req
110. Oh, is that the problem?Copy !req
111. No.Copy !req
112. Well, what is, then?Copy !req
113. I'd best get in.Copy !req
114. Oh, Ste...Copy !req
115. I'm doing the tea.Copy !req
116. Stick it on,
then come back here.Copy !req
117. It's bubble and squeak, Leah.Copy !req
118. You can't leave
bubble and squeak.Copy !req
119. Don't that make you fart?Copy !req
120. Only if you've
got a fat ass.Copy !req
121. There's a phone-in
this morningCopy !req
122. on Richard and Judy about delinquent children.Copy !req
123. I should haverang in.Copy !req
124. I'm going in.Copy !req
125. See you, Ste.Copy !req
126. Ain't my fault, is it?Copy !req
127. Whose fault is it?Copy !req
128. The system.Copy !req
129. I am the victim of the education thingamabob...Copy !req
130. wasteland.Copy !req
131. You're a victim of your ownbig mouth, more like.Copy !req
132. Leah, love, get in here and peel some taters for tea.Copy !req
133. Ah, kiss my ass.Copy !req
134. You, indoors. She's a bad influence.Copy !req
135. She's a bad influence.Copy !req
136. You don't peel no taters, you don't get no tea.Copy !req
137. Jamie...Copy !req
138. Rainbow's gone anyway.Copy !req
139. That'd be the phone.Copy !req
140. Well, it wouldn't bethe bloody Hoover bag, would it?Copy !req
141. I know, Miss Chauhan,Copy !req
142. but you see, Miss Chauhan,Copy !req
143. he's got a funny tummy,
you know?Copy !req
144. I mean, he really wanted to do football today,Copy !req
145. but he got taken short, see,Copy !req
146. and when he got
to the boys' loos,Copy !req
147. they were all locked up.Copy !req
148. Inexplicably.Copy !req
149. So he had a little accident, you know?Copy !req
150. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
151. I couldn't agree with you more, Miss Chauhan.Copy !req
152. I mean,
when I was at school,Copy !req
153. I was reserve captainfor the under-16's netball team,Copy !req
154. so I can appreciate the, like, value of exercise and sport.Copy !req
155. I mean, I don't want you to thinkCopy !req
156. this is any reflection
on me myself.Copy !req
157. It's slow moving nowCopy !req
158. due to an over-height vehicle
stuck in the entrance,Copy !req
159. and on Shooter's Hill,Copy !req
160. the lights are out
next to the police station.Copy !req
161. On the A-2,Copy !req
162. ongoing roadwork's
causing delaysCopy !req
163. in the counterflow southbound through Bexley.Copy !req
164. And now the weather
for the RTM area.Copy !req
165. Overnight,
it will be humidCopy !req
166. with a low of
16 degrees centigrade.Copy !req
167. Tomorrow will be dry,
hot and sunny,Copy !req
168. with a temperature
of 28 degrees.Copy !req
169. This is RTM.Copy !req
170. I'm going to work.Copy !req
171. There's a cheese salad
in the fridge,Copy !req
172. and the one with the beetroot's for Tony.Copy !req
173. I don't need
a babysitter.Copy !req
174. No, I know what you need.Copy !req
175. Shooting.Copy !req
176. I heard that.Copy !req
177. Yeah, well, you could heara zit burst in Australia, you.Copy !req
178. If you shot me,
you'd have toCopy !req
179. go to prison
and live off gruel.Copy !req
180. Don't tempt me.Copy !req
181. I'll be checking yourhomework when I get back.Copy !req
182. Be warned.Copy !req
183. Leah, cut thatthing off now.Copy !req
184. Oi, Rose!Copy !req
185. Get her to turn it down.Copy !req
186. What do you thinkl'm telling her to do?Copy !req
187. My old man's trying to
get some kip!Copy !req
188. And I'm trying to make chips.Copy !req
189. She's only goneand locked herselfCopy !req
190. in her bloody room, ain't she?Copy !req
191. Leah!Copy !req
192. I'm on tablets, you know.Copy !req
193. Can I get in
and try?Copy !req
194. Oh, I give up. Leah. Leah!Copy !req
195. This is my idol.Copy !req
196. Leah, spare some thoughtfor all the nice peopleCopy !req
197. who live around here.Copy !req
198. Some of them don't like
Mama Cass, you know?Copy !req
199. Well, they should.Copy !req
200. Leah, please.Copy !req
201. Oh, I supposel should be gladCopy !req
202. it's not techno, acidic, housey housey, pop, trash...Copy !req
203. Leah!Copy !req
204. What's allthe bloody noise?Copy !req
205. It's her. She can't control her kids.Copy !req
206. I've only got
the one, you know?Copy !req
207. Just as bloody well.Copy !req
208. Right. Just turn that bloodyracket down, will you?Copy !req
209. You think
I'm enjoying this?Copy !req
210. Leah!Copy !req
211. Oi!Copy !req
212. Is that Trevor?Copy !req
213. You only hadto ask, Trevor.Copy !req
214. You know I'd do anything for you...Copy !req
215. or to you.Copy !req
216. I wouldn't touch it with his.Copy !req
217. See you later.Copy !req
218. Thank you, Trevor.Copy !req
219. Trevor!Copy !req
220. Trevor!Copy !req
221. Your mum told me
straight, you know?Copy !req
222. Problems.Copy !req
223. Been there.Copy !req
224. Walking across the park,
game going on,Copy !req
225. my heart, you know, races.Copy !req
226. Scared, Jamie.Copy !req
227. Scared of the ball coming,
you know, near me.Copy !req
228. Hey, we can fight
this one together.Copy !req
229. Do you fancy
a knockabout?Copy !req
230. Nah, me neither.Copy !req
231. But sometime, yeah?Copy !req
232. Looks like
fried shite.Copy !req
233. Trevor, make us
a sandwich.Copy !req
234. But he made it—Copy !req
235. Trevor!Copy !req
236. Fucking hell.Copy !req
237. I can't eat all that.Copy !req
238. Where'd you meetmy mum?Copy !req
239. Planet Earth.Copy !req
240. Where?Copy !req
241. Oh, you know,Copy !req
242. out and about,
here and there.Copy !req
243. What's a place?Copy !req
244. Place is just
somewhere where,Copy !req
245. you know,
shit happens.Copy !req
246. Yeah, but where?Copy !req
247. Gateways.Copy !req
248. She turn you on?Copy !req
249. Sure.Copy !req
250. She's 35.Copy !req
251. What's age?Copy !req
252. Age is just...Copy !req
253. just a number,
you know?Copy !req
254. Mum said you was a painter.Copy !req
255. I know whyshe chose you.Copy !req
256. Needs the lounge done.Copy !req
257. Don't like the color.Copy !req
258. Only had it paintedlast year.Copy !req
259. Like that, my mum.Copy !req
260. Goes off things.Copy !req
261. Fast.Copy !req
262. She might go off you.Copy !req
263. Won't be laughing then, will you?Copy !req
264. Is that a spliff?Copy !req
265. Well, give us some.Copy !req
266. Hey.Copy !req
267. What?Copy !req
268. Your mum's going
to be all right.Copy !req
269. Dry martini
and lemonade, please.Copy !req
270. Pint of Pilsner.Copy !req
271. Lou, who served her?Copy !req
272. I don't know.Copy !req
273. There's no alcohol in it. What's this?Copy !req
274. Supposed to bea night out, isn't it?Copy !req
275. You, out.
You're underage.Copy !req
276. I'm onlydrinking Coke.Copy !req
277. You'll be drinking blood if I slap your face.Copy !req
278. Oh, you're so hard.Copy !req
279. Was that a threat?Copy !req
280. Yeah, and here's another.Copy !req
281. Get out before I call
your child-minder.Copy !req
282. Come on, Slasher.I can't be arsed.Copy !req
283. Slasher?Copy !req
284. What do you slash,
crepe paper?Copy !req
285. He's incontinent.Copy !req
286. Sandra.Copy !req
287. Is Louise taking
care of you, Mr. Barr?Copy !req
288. Of course.Copy !req
289. A word.Copy !req
290. Jamie...Copy !req
291. How old are you?Copy !req
292. Old enough.Copy !req
293. How old are you?Copy !req
294. 27.Copy !req
295. Not old enoughto be your dad, right?Copy !req
296. What?Copy !req
297. Sure.Copy !req
298. What?Copy !req
299. It's just... shit, isn't it?Copy !req
300. What?Copy !req
301. The whole... concept.Copy !req
302. Yeah.Copy !req
303. Anyway, I thinkwe should just, like,Copy !req
304. move towardsgetting away from that.Copy !req
305. Right?Copy !req
306. Please, Trevor,Copy !req
307. I'm sorry.Copy !req
308. You'll breeze it, princess.Copy !req
309. Unless you really balls it up, the job's yours.Copy !req
310. Now, what sort of
questions will they ask?Copy !req
311. You're interviewing
for a new barmaid,Copy !req
312. got three birds
up for the one job.Copy !req
313. You say,
"If you find a fiverCopy !req
314. "on the floor at the end of the night,Copy !req
315. what do you do with it?"Copy !req
316. First bird goes, "Well, I'd hang onto it,Copy !req
317. ask around the next night, see if anyone's lost one."Copy !req
318. Second bird goes,
"I'd put it in the till."Copy !req
319. Third bird goes,Copy !req
320. "I'd pocket it. Finders keepers."Copy !req
321. Who do yougive the job to?Copy !req
322. The one withthe biggest tits.Copy !req
323. I'd have me own flat.Copy !req
324. I'd be down Stringfellowsevery night.Copy !req
325. I'd get meselfa big drug problem.Copy !req
326. I'd have me ownminiature poodle...Copy !req
327. and I'd get meselfa makeover.Copy !req
328. You could do all thatif you had your own pub.Copy !req
329. I haven't had
the interview yet.Copy !req
330. One of these days,I'm gonna be dripping in money.Copy !req
331. Right, this is me. See you tomorrow, babe.Copy !req
332. See you, love.Copy !req
333. Ste?Copy !req
334. Ste...Copy !req
335. I'm not going back there.Copy !req
336. I know, love.Copy !req
337. Tony, make him a sandwich.Copy !req
338. What?Copy !req
339. Tony.Copy !req
340. What's it to be?Copy !req
341. Pastrami and fettuccineon rye?Copy !req
342. Tony, just make him
a sandwich, please.Copy !req
343. You'll have to top and tailwith Jamie, I'm afraid.Copy !req
344. Ronnie, Trevor?
It's me, Sandra.Copy !req
345. Your little Steven's round at our place tonight.Copy !req
346. I have every mind
to report you, Ronnie.Copy !req
347. Are you listening to me?Copy !req
348. It's Sandra here,
and I'm not happy!Copy !req
349. Fuck off, you meddling cunt.Copy !req
350. This has got to stop!Copy !req
351. What are youreading then?Copy !req
352. Oh, it's my mum's.Copy !req
353. Oh, yeah? I've seen that in the shop.Copy !req
354. Hello!Copy !req
355. Hello!Copy !req
356. What bit you reading?Copy !req
357. Oh, it's about Sally
from Coronation Street.Copy !req
358. What, that blond one?Copy !req
359. Yeah, says her
real name's Sally.Copy !req
360. What, in real life,
as well as on telly?Copy !req
361. Yeah.Copy !req
362. I hate that name.Copy !req
363. Do you always wear glasseswhen you read?Copy !req
364. I'm supposed to.Copy !req
365. You don't in school.Copy !req
366. It's hardly fetching, is it?Copy !req
367. No, it looks all right.Copy !req
368. Yeah?Copy !req
369. Yeah, I'm telling you.Copy !req
370. So how's your sandwich?Copy !req
371. Cheese and salad?
Bang-on food.Copy !req
372. Good for
your sports, that.Copy !req
373. That's right. Good for your spots and all.Copy !req
374. You haven't got any spots.Copy !req
375. Yours are cleaning up.Copy !req
376. Cheers.Copy !req
377. Do you fancy that Sally?Copy !req
378. Not really.Copy !req
379. Do you?Copy !req
380. Haven't given it
much thought, really.Copy !req
381. Do you fancy her next door?Copy !req
382. Fancy Leah?Copy !req
383. She fancies you.Copy !req
384. Don't.Copy !req
385. I'm only saying.Copy !req
386. Jamie...Copy !req
387. You going to sleep?Copy !req
388. Yeah, I'm knackered.Copy !req
389. I'll turn the light off.Copy !req
390. Ste?Copy !req
391. Mm-hmm?Copy !req
392. You all right?Copy !req
393. Yeah.Copy !req
394. Right.Copy !req
395. Ste?Copy !req
396. What?Copy !req
397. 'Night.Copy !req
398. 'Night, Jamie.Copy !req
399. The second applicant says,"I'd put it in the till."Copy !req
400. The third applicant says,Copy !req
401. "I'd keep it for myself.Copy !req
402. Finders keepers."Copy !req
403. To whom would you
offer the job?Copy !req
404. Well, it's obvious, isn't it?The bird with the biggest tits.Copy !req
405. Um, though, seriously,
I'd have to say,Copy !req
406. I'd be more keen
on the third applicant.Copy !req
407. At least I'd know
where I stood with her.Copy !req
408. You have children,
Mrs. Gangel?Copy !req
409. That's an easy one.Copy !req
410. A son, Jamie.
He's ever so nice.Copy !req
411. I really fuckedthat up, didn't I?Copy !req
412. You'll hear soon,
princess.Copy !req
413. Yo.Copy !req
414. Pervert.Copy !req
415. Sorry?Copy !req
416. I think you'll findthe word "pervert"Copy !req
417. is a serious no-no.Copy !req
418. Anyone who goes out
with that old slapperCopy !req
419. has to be a pervert.Copy !req
420. Come again?Copy !req
421. Your bird.Copy !req
422. What, Sandra?Copy !req
423. She talks to meCopy !req
424. like I got "cunt"
written on my forehead.Copy !req
425. You shouldn't usewords like "bird."Copy !req
426. You want to watch yourself.Copy !req
427. Sandra's gota reputation.Copy !req
428. I'm not saying nothing.Copy !req
429. Anyone got a match?Copy !req
430. Yeah, my assand your face.Copy !req
431. Your ass
ain't that nice, love.Copy !req
432. Oh, grow up!Copy !req
433. Oi, Linda Lusardi.Copy !req
434. Get in hereand cover yourself up.Copy !req
435. What do you mean shoutingat me in front of them?Copy !req
436. Well, look at you.Copy !req
437. Stuck out there withyour tits all hanging out.Copy !req
438. You used to like my titshanging out, once upon a time.Copy !req
439. You didn't used to drape themover the bleeding balcony.Copy !req
440. Over here.Copy !req
441. Come on.Copy !req
442. Over here.Copy !req
443. Good. Great form.Copy !req
444. Feed it back.
Feed it back.Copy !req
445. All right. Control it.Copy !req
446. Yeah!Copy !req
447. Well, get us me ball back.Copy !req
448. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
449. Get it yourself.Copy !req
450. Oh, what's that?Copy !req
451. You okay today, Ste?Copy !req
452. Yeah.Copy !req
453. I went to seea new school today.Copy !req
454. There's only 20 kidsin the whole place.Copy !req
455. There'll be 22
if you go.Copy !req
456. You and Mama Cass.Copy !req
457. Here, is it residential?Copy !req
458. No.Copy !req
459. That's a shame.Copy !req
460. I could've given youa hand packing.Copy !req
461. We could've packedthat fat bitchCopy !req
462. and her music and all.Copy !req
463. Shouldn't speak ill
of the dead.Copy !req
464. It's a shame how she died.Copy !req
465. How did she die?Copy !req
466. Choking on a sandwich.Copy !req
467. Now you now why I tell you notto gobble your chips down.Copy !req
468. Wasn't she heavily
into drugs?Copy !req
469. Was she?Copy !req
470. I supposeif you're that fat,Copy !req
471. drugs are probablya happy release.Copy !req
472. Maybe she was happy being fat.Copy !req
473. If she was so happy
being fat, Jamie,Copy !req
474. why did she diechoking on a sandwich, eh?Copy !req
475. Why weren't it a wallopinggreat fry-up or something?Copy !req
476. Might've been
a bacon and egg sandwich.Copy !req
477. No. It's coming to me now.Copy !req
478. It was definitelybeef or chicken.Copy !req
479. Something lowin cholesterol.Copy !req
480. Hark at her. The fountain of all knowledge.Copy !req
481. Yeah, well.Copy !req
482. When you can keep upwith the questionsCopy !req
483. on Bob's Full House, get back to me.Copy !req
484. I'm more of a
Mastermindman.Copy !req
485. Liar.Copy !req
486. Did anyone see University
Challengelast week?Copy !req
487. Me neither.Copy !req
488. Tony...Copy !req
489. Crack me openanother one, will you?Copy !req
490. I fancy something wetCopy !req
491. dribbling down
the back of me gullet.Copy !req
492. What do you say?Copy !req
493. I'd say ditto, right.Copy !req
494. You can saywhat you like, love,Copy !req
495. but it's better inthan out.Copy !req
496. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
497. Oh, shut up.Copy !req
498. Oi. Manners.Copy !req
499. My mother never taught me none.Copy !req
500. Makes me die, he does.Copy !req
501. That's the intention.Copy !req
502. Bet you don't talk to yourold man like that, hey, Ste?Copy !req
503. I don't speak, full stop.Copy !req
504. No offense, Ste.You know what I mean.Copy !req
505. Mum.Copy !req
506. I've got to get in.Copy !req
507. Yeah, you do that, Ste.Copy !req
508. I'm going boxing
with me dad later.Copy !req
509. What? Well, can't you getenough of it, eh, Ste?Copy !req
510. No, it's spectating.Copy !req
511. Weren't so funnyCopy !req
512. when that bloke of yoursbeat you up, was it?Copy !req
513. Oh, you...Copy !req
514. You're so clever, aren't you?Copy !req
515. Well, just remember,I gave you those brains,Copy !req
516. so think on it—Copy !req
517. I always thought
you had a lobotomy.Copy !req
518. What did he say?Copy !req
519. Explain it to her, Tony.Copy !req
520. Lobotomy, it's like
when you—Copy !req
521. Yes, I know what it means, Tony!Copy !req
522. Jim, that's Pat.Copy !req
523. I work all the hours God sends, just to keep you in insults.Copy !req
524. If this was my pub,
I'd have you barred.Copy !req
525. Go ahead and bar me.
Kick me out.Copy !req
526. You wouldn't dare.Copy !req
527. Oh, look at you.
Butter wouldn't melt.Copy !req
528. But that's all right, Jamie. I've got your number.Copy !req
529. You've got my number? Well, I've got yours, Sandra,Copy !req
530. so try and be a bit more
like a mother to me.Copy !req
531. Oh, pull that one on me.Copy !req
532. I'm a terrible mother who don'tknow her ass from her elbow.Copy !req
533. I never had a mother, so what do I know about raising kids?Copy !req
534. I'm not surprised
she abandoned you.Copy !req
535. You skinny little bastard.Copy !req
536. Mum!Copy !req
537. Am I like my dad?Copy !req
538. No. You're like me.Copy !req
539. How am I weird?Copy !req
540. God, just give it a rest, Jamie. Christ.Copy !req
541. You said it.Copy !req
542. You're all right.Copy !req
543. Okay?Copy !req
544. So you got mefor a mother,Copy !req
545. but who said life was easy?Copy !req
546. You are.Copy !req
547. You're all right.Copy !req
548. Do you want to
come to the boxing?Copy !req
549. Shut up.Copy !req
550. I've got a spare ticket.Copy !req
551. Leave me alone.Copy !req
552. Are you all right?Copy !req
553. Apparently.Copy !req
554. Want some?Copy !req
555. Come on.Copy !req
556. They think I'm a piece of shit.Copy !req
557. Jamie?Copy !req
558. Do you want to watch The Sound of Music?Copy !req
559. It's on Sky, Jamie.Copy !req
560. We're going to sleep.Copy !req
561. Okay. Sorry, lads.Copy !req
562. It's me mum's.Copy !req
563. Body Shop.Copy !req
564. Peppermint foot lotion,
soothes your feet.Copy !req
565. Lie down,Copy !req
566. and I'll rub it into your back.Copy !req
567. If you want.Copy !req
568. Cold, isn't it?Copy !req
569. Yeah.Copy !req
570. I'm going to work
at the Sports Center.Copy !req
571. Yeah?Copy !req
572. Do me shifts
in the fitness pool.Copy !req
573. Do me shifts
in the leisure pool.Copy !req
574. I know I can do it.Copy !req
575. You're a good swimmer.Copy !req
576. You're on your own
when you're swimming.Copy !req
577. I'm going to stink of mint.Copy !req
578. Peppermint.Copy !req
579. Peppermint.Copy !req
580. Have you ever... kissed anyone?Copy !req
581. And stuckyour tongue in?Copy !req
582. Looking like this?Copy !req
583. You ain't ugly.Copy !req
584. They've made me ugly.Copy !req
585. I don't think you're ugly.Copy !req
586. Here, turn over.
I'll do your front.Copy !req
587. I can't.Copy !req
588. I'm too sore.Copy !req
589. I'd make too much noise.
Your mum would come in.Copy !req
590. Jamie, I'm sorry, love.Copy !req
591. Who played
the Baroness?Copy !req
592. Eleanor Parker.Copy !req
593. That's it. I want to
show off to Tony.Copy !req
594. Sorry, lads.
Won't happen again.Copy !req
595. Turn the light off.Copy !req
596. No.Copy !req
597. Please.Copy !req
598. I don't want to.Copy !req
599. Can I come up that end
with you?Copy !req
600. No.Copy !req
601. Please?Copy !req
602. You stay where you are.Copy !req
603. Satisfied?Copy !req
604. Mm.Copy !req
605. 'Night.Copy !req
606. Do you think I'm queer?Copy !req
607. Don't matter what I think.Copy !req
608. Can I touch you?Copy !req
609. I'm a bit sore.Copy !req
610. Yeah.Copy !req
611. Great kid. Fuck off.Copy !req
612. I'm minding him
for my cousin.Copy !req
613. Motherhood suits you.Copy !req
614. Yeah, well,
if I did get pregnant,Copy !req
615. I wouldn't get rid of it,Copy !req
616. like some slappers
I could mention.Copy !req
617. Well, you're with the black hole of Thamesmead, love, not me.Copy !req
618. Hello. Twenty MarlboroLights and a lighter.Copy !req
619. It's going to bea shit party.Copy !req
620. I don't care...Copy !req
621. All right, Ste?Copy !req
622. This party's
going to be shit.Copy !req
623. Where you going?Copy !req
624. Out with my mates.Copy !req
625. Jamie, you haven't
got any mates.Copy !req
626. I'm going to a party.I won't be late.Copy !req
627. I know.Copy !req
628. I knocked for youa few times.Copy !req
629. I thoughtyou might come around.Copy !req
630. It's hot. It's a bloody
heat wave, Jamie.Copy !req
631. You expect me
to be indoors?Copy !req
632. No, it's just—Copy !req
633. It's just a bit weird.Copy !req
634. I was out, all right? What's weird about that?Copy !req
635. Well, I've been worriedabout you.Copy !req
636. Don't be.Copy !req
637. Well, I was.Copy !req
638. Well, don't be.Copy !req
639. Nothing's happened, yeah?Copy !req
640. I'm all right.Copy !req
641. I'm pukka.Copy !req
642. Everything—
Everything's pukka.Copy !req
643. You're black and blue.Copy !req
644. Oh, give it a rest, Jamie.Copy !req
645. Things gettingbetter, are they?Copy !req
646. Daddy laid off the fist work?Copy !req
647. Or haven't you burned
the tea lately?Copy !req
648. I said, leave it out.Copy !req
649. You're scared.Copy !req
650. I ain't scared of nothing.Copy !req
651. Yeah?Copy !req
652. Yeah.Copy !req
653. Last week, right?
I went in Woolwich.Copy !req
654. Coming out of this shop,Copy !req
655. and there's this geezer
in the gutter,Copy !req
656. pissed out of his skull, just lying there.Copy !req
657. Everyone was walking past him, and I had to step over him.Copy !req
658. He was my old man.Copy !req
659. It got me thinking
on the bus.Copy !req
660. Why be scared of a bloke
who's dead to the world?Copy !req
661. When he knocks 10 differenttypes of shite out of you.Copy !req
662. He's an embarrassment.Copy !req
663. He's nothing more.
He's nothing less.Copy !req
664. Why be scared of that?Copy !req
665. Scared of being called "queer"?Copy !req
666. Are you?Copy !req
667. Maybe.Copy !req
668. Maybe not.Copy !req
669. And are you?Copy !req
670. Queer?Copy !req
671. Gay.Copy !req
672. I'm very happy.Copy !req
673. I'm happy when I'm with you.Copy !req
674. There, I said it now.
Go on, piss yourself.Copy !req
675. No.Copy !req
676. Why, don't you think
it's funny?Copy !req
677. I don't want to.Copy !req
678. I think it's hilarious.Copy !req
679. Well, why aren't
you laughing, then?Copy !req
680. Do you want to come around tonight?Copy !req
681. Well, say something.Copy !req
682. I can't.Copy !req
683. Say no, then.Copy !req
684. Let's get a drink, eh?Copy !req
685. Scrub me back, Tony.Copy !req
686. Tony...Copy !req
687. Tony, what's the matter?Copy !req
688. Tony?Copy !req
689. It's just something
Leah said.Copy !req
690. Leah?Copy !req
691. Right.Copy !req
692. I'll look away,
you all keep talking,Copy !req
693. then as a surprise,Copy !req
694. hit me over the head
with the tongs.Copy !req
695. What?Copy !req
696. It's an experiment.Man, I'm wired.Copy !req
697. I don't
understand this.Copy !req
698. Do you want me
to hit you hard?Copy !req
699. Yeah.Copy !req
700. Here, Ste, you do it. You're stronger than her.Copy !req
701. No.Copy !req
702. I can fucking do it.Copy !req
703. Come on, talk.Copy !req
704. I said, talk!Copy !req
705. Is anybody else wired?Copy !req
706. Here, read this.Copy !req
707. The underlined bit.Copy !req
708. "Mama Cass wasn't allowedto join the groupCopy !req
709. "because Phillips didn't thinkher range was high enoughCopy !req
710. "for his songs.Copy !req
711. "But one day when Cass
was decorating at home,Copy !req
712. "a lead pipe struck
her on the head,Copy !req
713. and when she recovered—"Copy !req
714. Say it—"Lo and behold,
her voice had changed."Copy !req
715. "Lo and behold, her voice had changed."Copy !req
716. You twisted little bitch.Copy !req
717. Ah!Copy !req
718. How dare you say all those things to my fella?Copy !req
719. I lost that baby, you venomous little cow.Copy !req
720. You'll never turn Tony's mind against me, Leah.Copy !req
721. 'Cause he sees youCopy !req
722. for the interfering little
slapper that you are.Copy !req
723. I wanted it to change.Copy !req
724. Oh, well, some things
never change.Copy !req
725. I wanted it to change!Copy !req
726. A leopard never
changes its spotsCopy !req
727. and a slapper never
changes her knickers!Copy !req
728. Be told!Copy !req
729. Man, I'm tripping.Copy !req
730. Come on, Tony.Copy !req
731. Fancy a
drink, babes?Copy !req
732. Have a wank, big bollocks.Copy !req
733. Is that your mum, Gangel? No wonder you're fucking nuts.Copy !req
734. You shouldn't havesaid that to Tony.Copy !req
735. Oh, don't you start.Copy !req
736. Should I call an
ambulance?Copy !req
737. Call a vet.
Have it put down.Copy !req
738. Hey, Ste, got any of them E's left?Copy !req
739. No. Please, Steven.Copy !req
740. No way!Copy !req
741. Come on, Jamie,
let's go.Copy !req
742. Give us an E,Copy !req
743. or I'll spread it round where you slept last week.Copy !req
744. What?Copy !req
745. Don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
746. He slept on the couch.Copy !req
747. Not what I heard.Copy !req
748. "Top to tail," your mum said. Very nice.Copy !req
749. Take no notice, Ste.Copy !req
750. What would
your dad say?Copy !req
751. Piss off, Leah.Copy !req
752. What would your Trevor say?Copy !req
753. Leah! Try it.Copy !req
754. I don't like hitting girls.Copy !req
755. Oh, hit me, then.Copy !req
756. Go on, hit me.
You stupid queer.Copy !req
757. Ste, come on.Copy !req
758. Gary, want a drink?Copy !req
759. Oi!Copy !req
760. Trevor already knows.Copy !req
761. You know what those flats are like.Copy !req
762. Walls paper-thin.Copy !req
763. Why do you think he's beentwatting the face off of you?Copy !req
764. He knows.Copy !req
765. There's nothing to know.Copy !req
766. Top to tail?Copy !req
767. You know fuck-all.Copy !req
768. Oh, really? Yeah, really.Copy !req
769. Well, I know this much.Copy !req
770. I've been sticking up for you.Copy !req
771. For the pair of you.Copy !req
772. Told him I knew
you slept on the couch.Copy !req
773. Told him I've
been in and seen.Copy !req
774. I go, "You shouldn't say things like that about your brother.Copy !req
775. They're just mates."Copy !req
776. Nothing happened.Copy !req
777. When was the last time
your Trevor hit you?Copy !req
778. What's it to you?Copy !req
779. I bet it was
Thursday.So?Copy !req
780. You see, that's
when I told him.Copy !req
781. That's when I lied.Copy !req
782. Give her an E.Copy !req
783. No, it's all right.Copy !req
784. I'm not after sympathy.Copy !req
785. Are we going
then?Copy !req
786. Are you fuckingstupid, or what?Copy !req
787. Ste.Copy !req
788. Get your hands off me!Copy !req
789. Ste.Copy !req
790. Get your fucking
queer hands off me!Copy !req
791. Ste's over there.Copy !req
792. Come on. Do it.Copy !req
793. Don't do this to me.Copy !req
794. Come on.
Just go do it.Copy !req
795. All right?Copy !req
796. All right.Copy !req
797. What are you doing?Copy !req
798. Oh, not a lot.Copy !req
799. Claire's mum's got somevodka back at their house.Copy !req
800. Don't she, Claire?Copy !req
801. Yeah, half a bottle.Copy !req
802. We're goingback there now.Copy !req
803. Claire's mum worksat the all-night garage,Copy !req
804. don't she, Claire?Copy !req
805. Yeah, her name's Mary.Copy !req
806. Would you fancy
some vodka, Ste?Copy !req
807. Oh, not really.Copy !req
808. Well, then, see you.Copy !req
809. See you.Copy !req
810. Come on, Claire.Copy !req
811. I suppose a shag'sout of the question, then?Copy !req
812. You're
so embarrassing.Copy !req
813. I'm going now.Copy !req
814. All right, love.Copy !req
815. Oi.Copy !req
816. What's his problem?Copy !req
817. Oh, he's in love,
that's all.Copy !req
818. No!Copy !req
819. Yeah. I'll see you.Copy !req
820. See you.Copy !req
821. I wouldn't
want to be you.Copy !req
822. How do you fancy
going to Greenwich?Copy !req
823. The Park.Copy !req
824. Legs astride the meridian, as they say.Copy !req
825. I've got to finish the week's rota for work.Copy !req
826. You're addicted
to that pub.Copy !req
827. Addict.Copy !req
828. Don't knock it.Copy !req
829. There's moneyto be made in booze.Copy !req
830. Is that all you
want out of life?Copy !req
831. All I want out of lifeis to make enough moneyCopy !req
832. to buy a decent pair of shoesthat don't let the rain in.Copy !req
833. I can get you shoes.Copy !req
834. That's all right, Tony.Copy !req
835. I can make you shoes.Copy !req
836. Tony.Copy !req
837. Right.Copy !req
838. Well, I'll do somehoovering, or whatever.Copy !req
839. But I thought you said you wanted to go to the park.Copy !req
840. It's no problem.Copy !req
841. Yo, Ste.Copy !req
842. You all right?Copy !req
843. Yeah, Ste,
any beans to spill?Copy !req
844. Little bird tells me you're in love.Copy !req
845. What?Copy !req
846. Four-letter word, love.Copy !req
847. Oh, don't lookso worried.Copy !req
848. Jamie told meall about it.Copy !req
849. She's just jealous.Copy !req
850. Twenty years younger, could've been her.Copy !req
851. Come on,
what's she like?Copy !req
852. Well, what'sher name, then?Copy !req
853. No—Copy !req
854. Oh, short for "Nolene."Copy !req
855. It's very Home and Away.Copy !req
856. It's about time too. You deserve a bit of luck,Copy !req
857. 'cause you'reall right, you are.Copy !req
858. Here.Copy !req
859. Buy Nolene
a present with this.Copy !req
860. Get her some flowers.Copy !req
861. Sandra, I can't take your money.Copy !req
862. Oh, I had a good night
for tips last night.Copy !req
863. Go on.Copy !req
864. It's for his bird.Copy !req
865. Do you have to use
words like that?Copy !req
866. It really
disempowers you.Copy !req
867. Nolene busy tonight, was she?Copy !req
868. Got you this.Copy !req
869. My, what a pretty hat.Copy !req
870. It's the prettiest hat I ever did see, Master Steven.Copy !req
871. Does this mean we're engaged?Copy !req
872. What?Copy !req
873. Tony?Copy !req
874. Tony...Copy !req
875. Hmm?Copy !req
876. Sort me out.Copy !req
877. It just don't feel right.Copy !req
878. Here. Your mum and Tonyon the other side of that door.Copy !req
879. My old man and Trevor next door.Copy !req
880. I've got an auntiein Gravesend.Copy !req
881. Thought we couldgo there one nightCopy !req
882. 'cause she's deaf.Copy !req
883. But that don't
feel right either.Copy !req
884. "You cannot transmitthe HIV virus via frottage."Copy !req
885. What's frottage?Copy !req
886. It's yogurt.
It's French.Copy !req
887. "Dear Brian.
I am 23, black and gay.Copy !req
888. "I am happy being with a man,Copy !req
889. "but get a horrible feelingCopy !req
890. "that people are going to talk about me behind my backCopy !req
891. "and not accept me as I am.Copy !req
892. "Also, my familydon't know.Copy !req
893. Unhappy, North London."Copy !req
894. Get over that river, mate. I'll make you happy.Copy !req
895. Shut up.Copy !req
896. Find page 92.Copy !req
897. It's the bottom
right-hand corner.Copy !req
898. There.Copy !req
899. It's a pub.Copy !req
900. 180 bus goes
right to it.Copy !req
901. So?Copy !req
902. Look at that.
Isn't that beautiful?Copy !req
903. Never get it
through the front door.Copy !req
904. Yeah, but you never know if you'll be living somewhere else.Copy !req
905. It's a work of art, that is.Copy !req
906. Claude Monet couldn't have done better.Copy !req
907. God, get a life.Copy !req
908. Do you know who Claude Monet is?Copy !req
909. Jamie, don't make me out to be thick.Copy !req
910. You know, you just rememberCopy !req
911. I won a year's supply
of toilet freshenerCopy !req
912. for making up that poem.Copy !req
913. That took brains
and artistry, that did.Copy !req
914. Can you imagine it, though?Copy !req
915. Me and youwith our feet upCopy !req
916. on a cold winter's night...Copy !req
917. Hello? Yeah, hold on.Copy !req
918. On that.Copy !req
919. Sandra?Copy !req
920. Who was he, then?Copy !req
921. He painted
the Sixteenth Chapel.Copy !req
922. And I haven't finishedwith you yet.Copy !req
923. Miss
Chauhan.Copy !req
924. I'll see you.Copy !req
925. Have a cool time, kid.Copy !req
926. You rang to speak about
my little git of a son?Copy !req
927. You seen Jamie?Copy !req
928. I love you.You're marvelous.Copy !req
929. Well, that's lovely.Copy !req
930. Well, Petra,I hope your leg gets better.Copy !req
931. She still thinksshe's in Baby Jane.Copy !req
932. Fancy wheeling me
round the back, mate?Copy !req
933. Excuse me, what's going on here?Copy !req
934. Petra, dear?Copy !req
935. Oh...Copy !req
936. Bit young for you,
isn't she, dear?Copy !req
937. She looks like she's
just out of Pampers.Copy !req
938. Smells like it!Copy !req
939. Shut up, you!Copy !req
940. What's your
name, petal?Copy !req
941. Jamie.Copy !req
942. Oh, Jamie.Copy !req
943. You just make
me feel likeCopy !req
944. I want to get my breast
out to you.Copy !req
945. Oh.Copy !req
946. Get out of the way.Copy !req
947. So, Jamie, I think
I'll have two of you...Copy !req
948. and 10 of your mate.Copy !req
949. Hello.Copy !req
950. Well, that's—Copy !req
951. I've got my work cut out. I'll see you after the break.Copy !req
952. Oh, don't you wish your leg was better, Petra?Copy !req
953. See you later.Copy !req
954. Mothercare,
here I come.Copy !req
955. You all right, Leah?Copy !req
956. Leah?Copy !req
957. Who's Leah?Copy !req
958. Had a nice night?Copy !req
959. Yeah.Copy !req
960. Go pictures?Copy !req
961. Yeah.Copy !req
962. What, with Ste?Copy !req
963. Yeah.Copy !req
964. This is no timefor lying, Jamie.Copy !req
965. It's not a lie.Copy !req
966. You went to the Gloucester, didn't you?Copy !req
967. Look at me.Copy !req
968. I only went for a drink.Copy !req
969. That's where gay people go.Copy !req
970. It's not just gay people go. Other people go.Copy !req
971. Oh, well, people like you?Copy !req
972. Yeah.Copy !req
973. Miss Chauhanrung me today.Copy !req
974. That old bag.Copy !req
975. You never told me
you kept getting hit.Copy !req
976. Everyone gets hit.Copy !req
977. Oh.Copy !req
978. And does everyone get called a "queer bent bastard" and all?Copy !req
979. You're pissed.Copy !req
980. No, I'm not.Copy !req
981. You're pissed
from a bloody gay bar.Copy !req
982. How do you know
it's gay anyway?Copy !req
983. Because it's got a bloody great pink neon ass outside of it.Copy !req
984. You've been spying on me?Copy !req
985. No. Someone at work saw you go in.Copy !req
986. Well, it don't
mean I'm gay.Copy !req
987. They want to
mind their own business.Copy !req
988. That's what I said.Copy !req
989. What are you getting
on at me for, then?Copy !req
990. Because sometimes, Jamie,Copy !req
991. I can put two and two together and make bloody four.Copy !req
992. I'm not bloodystupid, you know?Copy !req
993. I went for a drink.
Big deal.Copy !req
994. Everyone in my class
goes drinking.Copy !req
995. But they don't all go to the bloody Gloucester.Copy !req
996. Some of them take drugs. At least I ain't doing that.Copy !req
997. No, I bloody hope you're not.Copy !req
998. Thanks a lot.
Thanks a bundle.Copy !req
999. Go back to bed.Copy !req
1000. I can't sleep, Jamie.Copy !req
1001. Don't take it out on me.Copy !req
1002. Will you just
talk to me, Jamie?Copy !req
1003. I'm knackered.Copy !req
1004. Jamie, please,
just talk to me.Copy !req
1005. What about?Copy !req
1006. I'm your mother!Copy !req
1007. Some things
are just hard to say.Copy !req
1008. I know.
I know that.Copy !req
1009. You think
I'm too young.Copy !req
1010. You think it's just a phase.Copy !req
1011. You think I'm going to catch AIDS and everything.Copy !req
1012. Well, you know a lot about me,
don't you?Copy !req
1013. Don't cry.Copy !req
1014. Shh. It's all right.Copy !req
1015. Shh.Copy !req
1016. I'm not going to put youout in the morningCopy !req
1017. like an empty bottle.Copy !req
1018. There was me going to bedevery night,Copy !req
1019. worried because you had toshare a bed with Ste,Copy !req
1020. and all the timeyou were...Copy !req
1021. You were doingthe 70 minus one.Copy !req
1022. I like the lad, Jamie,Copy !req
1023. but he hasn'tseen any life.Copy !req
1024. He's good to me.Copy !req
1025. Is he?Copy !req
1026. Yeah.Copy !req
1027. What have you done now?Copy !req
1028. Nothing.Copy !req
1029. Then why's she so upset?Copy !req
1030. Because I'm a queer.Copy !req
1031. A bender. Pufter. Nob-shiner.Copy !req
1032. Brown hatter.
Shirt-flap lifter—Copy !req
1033. I get the picture.Copy !req
1034. Just leave me alone.Copy !req
1035. And she knows this?Copy !req
1036. No, I thought
I'd tell you first.Copy !req
1037. This is...Copy !req
1038. It's...Copy !req
1039. It's cool.Copy !req
1040. Goodnight, kidder.Copy !req
1041. He was...Copy !req
1042. He was the most beautiful babyin Bermondsey.Copy !req
1043. I used to push him aroundin a little frilly hat,Copy !req
1044. in a big blue pram called "Queen of the Road."Copy !req
1045. None of that's changed.Copy !req
1046. You're fighting it, hon.Copy !req
1047. Fighting?Copy !req
1048. I've been fighting all my life.Copy !req
1049. Kids picking on him.Copy !req
1050. I was there.Copy !req
1051. Counsel saying
bollocks to benefit.Copy !req
1052. I was there!Copy !req
1053. When I had three P in my purse and an empty fridge,Copy !req
1054. I went robbing for that boy,Copy !req
1055. so don't talk to me
about fighting.Copy !req
1056. You!Copy !req
1057. What have you ever had to fight for in your life?Copy !req
1058. Thank you.Copy !req
1059. Thank you to all
members of the Academy.Copy !req
1060. This award means so much to me.Copy !req
1061. I've never won anythingin my life before.Copy !req
1062. I'd like to thank
my manager and my band,Copy !req
1063. but most of all,Copy !req
1064. I'd like to thankone very special person,Copy !req
1065. the woman from whom all energy flows.Copy !req
1066. This award is as much hers as mine.Copy !req
1067. The woman who gives me
so much inspiration.Copy !req
1068. Let's hear it for her.
Mama San.Copy !req
1069. Leah?Copy !req
1070. People say to me, they say...Copy !req
1071. Leah, are you drunk?Copy !req
1072. "Where do you get
your energy from?"Copy !req
1073. Leah, it's 2:00
in the morning.Copy !req
1074. Has she taken something?Copy !req
1075. And I say, "Hey, Mama San."Copy !req
1076. Is your mother in?Copy !req
1077. Mama San,
get on down, honey.Copy !req
1078. Your vibes are shooting through me now.Copy !req
1079. She working nights?Copy !req
1080. Don't ever let the lightleave you, Mama San.Copy !req
1081. Rose?Copy !req
1082. Leah?Copy !req
1083. Get your keys out. Hurry up.Copy !req
1084. Have you taken, like,
a trip, you know?Copy !req
1085. Jamie!Copy !req
1086. Leah, let me have
your keys, please.Copy !req
1087. You're giving me
bad vibes, Mama.Copy !req
1088. She's on something.Copy !req
1089. Jamie!Copy !req
1090. You're an old, old man.
I don't like old men.Copy !req
1091. That's cool.
It's no problem.Copy !req
1092. Well, it is a problem
actually, Tony.Copy !req
1093. Don't pander to her.Copy !req
1094. What's going on?Copy !req
1095. Rose!Copy !req
1096. I saw a video
about Woodstock once.Copy !req
1097. Leah, get in hereand turn your bloody music down.Copy !req
1098. Tony! Tony, get her down!Copy !req
1099. Leah?Copy !req
1100. Leah, have you taken, like, a trip, you know?Copy !req
1101. Get down, you silly cow.Copy !req
1102. Here, body language, Tony.Copy !req
1103. Hey, you, pack it in, will you?Copy !req
1104. Oi. Asshole.
Fuck off!Copy !req
1105. There's no need for that, you old hewer.Copy !req
1106. Jamie, help us.Copy !req
1107. It's them again.Copy !req
1108. I can see that.Copy !req
1109. Right.Copy !req
1110. How am I supposed to sleepwith that row going on?Copy !req
1111. It's all right, babes.
You're safe.Copy !req
1112. I'll be glad to get off
this bloody estate.Copy !req
1113. What?Copy !req
1114. Nice one, Marlene.Copy !req
1115. I've been offered a job,
if you must know.Copy !req
1116. Temporary licensee
of a pub in Rotherhithe.Copy !req
1117. Nice little flat above it.Copy !req
1118. Thanks for telling me.Copy !req
1119. Snap.Copy !req
1120. Leah?Copy !req
1121. Oh, leave
the silly cow!Copy !req
1122. We can't just...Copy !req
1123. Tony.Copy !req
1124. Tony!Copy !req
1125. Right, Jamie, indoors.Copy !req
1126. Ste, she knows.Copy !req
1127. My mum knows.Copy !req
1128. Why'd you have
to go and grass?Copy !req
1129. I never.Copy !req
1130. Well, how come
she knows?Copy !req
1131. Because she never came down with the last shower.Copy !req
1132. Jamie, get him an hankie.Copy !req
1133. There's a box of autumnal
shades upon me bed.Copy !req
1134. Leah?Copy !req
1135. Leah!Copy !req
1136. Mama Cass!Copy !req
1137. I don't believe in secrets.Copy !req
1138. I like people to be
straight up and honest.Copy !req
1139. I'm no fool.Copy !req
1140. You think I want these flats
infamous for child murder?Copy !req
1141. No. So I won't be
telling your dad.Copy !req
1142. He'd kill me.Copy !req
1143. Yeah, I've
just said that.Copy !req
1144. No, he would.Copy !req
1145. Yeah, I think we've
established that already.Copy !req
1146. They all would, all of them.Copy !req
1147. I'll bloody kill you
in a minuteCopy !req
1148. if you don't stop
sniveling and shut up.Copy !req
1149. Look, you're a good lad, and that's what counts.Copy !req
1150. And somewhere,Copy !req
1151. you'll find peopleCopy !req
1152. that won't want
to kill you.Copy !req
1153. No, I won't.Copy !req
1154. You found the Gloucester.Copy !req
1155. I hate it.Copy !req
1156. Well, somewhere else then. Shut up.Copy !req
1157. There ain't nowhere else.Copy !req
1158. There is, actually, Ste.Copy !req
1159. There's an island
in the MediterraneanCopy !req
1160. called Lesbian,Copy !req
1161. and all its inhabitants
are dykes.Copy !req
1162. I think you got
your eye wiped there.Copy !req
1163. Now wipe them properly.Copy !req
1164. Fuck me.Copy !req
1165. We'll have none
of that here.Copy !req
1166. I'm going to bed.Copy !req
1167. Five minutes.Copy !req
1168. Right, Sandra.Copy !req
1169. 'Night, Sandra.Copy !req
1170. Cheers, Sandra.Copy !req
1171. Yeah, that's me name, Ste. Don't wear it out, eh?Copy !req
1172. I wish I was the one that was going away.Copy !req
1173. Nothing ever happens
around here.Copy !req
1174. I get up in the morning,Copy !req
1175. bake my face
in half a ton of slap,Copy !req
1176. tong my hair with yesterday's lacquer.Copy !req
1177. That's it.Copy !req
1178. It's the same
every bleeding day.Copy !req
1179. There's fuck-all
to look forward to.Copy !req
1180. Well, what aboutyour new school?Copy !req
1181. Fell through.Copy !req
1182. Do you want to cometo the Gloucester?Copy !req
1183. Do what?Copy !req
1184. Gay pub.Copy !req
1185. Don't know
any gay blokes.Copy !req
1186. Yes, you do. Yeah?Copy !req
1187. Yeah.Copy !req
1188. There'll beplenty of men.Copy !req
1189. Yeah,Copy !req
1190. and they all dance backwards and never get married.Copy !req
1191. See, I told you.Copy !req
1192. Going to Woolwich,
ain't you?Copy !req
1193. What? Yeah.Copy !req
1194. Pub crawl, then Stars Nightclub.Copy !req
1195. You'll pull
dressed like that.Copy !req
1196. Why don't you come down
to Gloucester with us?Copy !req
1197. Ring the other girls, tellthem you'll meet them later.Copy !req
1198. Jamie...Copy !req
1199. You don't know how to enjoy yourselves, do you?Copy !req
1200. There's a male stripper
tonight as well.Copy !req
1201. Louise?Copy !req
1202. Yeah?Copy !req
1203. I will never have grandchildren.Copy !req
1204. Aw...Copy !req
1205. Don't suppose you got any jobs at your new pub.Copy !req
1206. No.Copy !req
1207. But if I ever doturn it into a brothel,Copy !req
1208. I'll get backto you, okay?Copy !req
1209. Well, got to get in.
Get ready.Copy !req
1210. Going out with Ste and Jamie tonight.Copy !req
1211. The Gloucester?Copy !req
1212. Yeah.Copy !req
1213. I intend to find myself
a nice dyke tonight.Copy !req
1214. Because
I'm telling you,Copy !req
1215. I'm through with men.Copy !req
1216. Well, if I hada camera now.Copy !req
1217. What?Copy !req
1218. Well, I'd take your picture.Copy !req
1219. Tony, what are you doing?Copy !req
1220. Can't keep away
from you, babes.Copy !req
1221. I told you I'm going out
with the girls from work.Copy !req
1222. I thought I couldtag along.Copy !req
1223. It's a girls'
night out.Copy !req
1224. You'll only be bored.Copy !req
1225. Well, I want tocelebrate too.Copy !req
1226. Yeah, I know,
but I told you—Copy !req
1227. They'd mind?Copy !req
1228. I'll mind.Copy !req
1229. How about one little kissto send me on my way?Copy !req
1230. Something to think oftill tomorrow?Copy !req
1231. Stop it.Copy !req
1232. Well, I'll ring you.Copy !req
1233. Tony—Copy !req
1234. Look, when'syour next night off?Copy !req
1235. No.Copy !req
1236. No, Tony, I think you'd better go.Copy !req
1237. Here, stick that
down the chute for us,Copy !req
1238. will you?Copy !req
1239. What are you doing?Copy !req
1240. Staying in.Copy !req
1241. Laters.Copy !req
1242. Yeah.Copy !req
1243. You'll be seduced
by a lesbian, Leah.Copy !req
1244. Why don't you come to bingo with me?Copy !req
1245. But don't you see, Mum?
I am a lesbian.Copy !req
1246. Oh, no.Copy !req
1247. Anyone about?Copy !req
1248. In there? No.Copy !req
1249. Dance with me.Copy !req
1250. Hey, Leah, give us
a little drag on that.Copy !req
1251. Come on, then.Copy !req
1252. Hey, Ste. What?Copy !req
1253. Imagineyour dad's face.Copy !req
1254. Hey, Leah?Copy !req
1255. What?Copy !req
1256. What's this dyke
going to be like?Copy !req
1257. Ah, big and butch.Copy !req
1258. What color eyes?Copy !req
1259. Hmm. Green.Copy !req
1260. Tall?Copy !req
1261. I'll have to look up.Copy !req
1262. Nice.Copy !req
1263. Yeah.Copy !req