1. Ah, sequels.
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3. - What are you talking about, Get Lost?
- Yeah.
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4. I thought the first one
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5. - Get Leo?
- Terrific picture. Terrific.
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6. You know what else? It was good.
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7. You know what I'm thinking, Tommy?
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8. I'm thinking of getting out of the movie
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9. - What? Being a shylock? Why?
- They're honest about being dishonest.
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10. Come on. Why would you wanna leave
all this? Hey! Hello! Hey!
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11. See? I'm telling you, this town...
Look, Chil...
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12. You and me, we come out to Hollywood,
sniff the air,
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14. And you know why? 'Cause we knew
how to hustle a deal.
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16. That sucks.
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17. You know that unless you're willing
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- Know what I say?
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20. Fuck that. I'm done.
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21. Before you skate out of the business,
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22. - Oh, yeah? What?
- About NTL.
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23. What's NTL?
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24. What's NTL?
What, are you joking?
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25. - No.
- You're pulling my chain.
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26. Nothing To Lose Records.
It's like the indie label.
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27. I sign bands, I produce their albums,
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28. - Now you wanna make movies.
- Yeah, who doesn't?
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29. All right. Can you pitch it
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30. I can do in one word. Me!
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31. - You?
- Me! Hello! Me.
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32. I couldn't get your mother
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33. My life in the music business.
Come on!
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34. Gangsta rappers and the Russian Mafia.
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35. You know? All that goddamn payola crap.
This place is like the Wild, Wild West.
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36. You're dodging bullets,
taking arrows, and it's got a girl.
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37. - There always is.
- Her name's Linda Moon.
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38. She plays a girl
who wants to make it big in the biz
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39. and I am the record mogul
who makes it happen.
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40. It's a musical
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41. and Linda's been trying to get me
ever since she saw you on Charlie Rose,
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42. where you were very smooth,
and found out I knew you.
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43. I said you would help her out, and she
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44. expecting you to show up.
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45. So tell me, how's your wife?
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46. Edie? Who gives a shit?
Don't be a buzzkill.
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47. Hey, where are you going?
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48. I gotta go to the men's.
I just had two ice teas.
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49. But how 'bout... Hey, Chili,
how does the movie sound?
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50. You don't have a movie yet.
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51. You've got a premise and setting but
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52. OK, but still, you know...
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53. Hey, who's gonna play me?
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54. How about Carrot Top?
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55. - Hey, Marla. Long time no see.
- Yeah.
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56. How's organized crime treating you?
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57. - More exciting now you're in town.
- Oh yeah?
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58. So, we've got reason to believe
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60. they'd have hired a man
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61. - He hit him in the chest.
- Finally. After he shot up my caddy.
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62. What a shame.
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63. Can you confirm that this fella
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64. Stevie Wonder could confirm
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65. So, out of the blue,
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66. to look up your number
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67. I know what you're getting at.
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68. The truth is, Tommy wanted me
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70. gets popped in the first scene, can you?
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71. Mmm, yeah, well it's not a bad opening.
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72. You know, you're right.
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73. - Sunset Boulevard.
- Or Casino.
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74. Mr. Palmer, I'm Glenn
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75. - May I escort you to your vehicle?
- But of course.
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76. Marla, Detective.
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77. There you go, sir.
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78. What's that? I asked for a Cadillac.
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79. The Insight is the Cadillac
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80. Not only is it fuel-efficient,
it's great for the environment.
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81. - I got it.
- Thanks.
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82. - Hey.
- Hey, Martin.
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83. - Chili! How you doing, Chil?
- Good to see you.
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84. - Good to see you. You know Hy Gordon?
- What's up, Chili Palmer!
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85. He did the soundtrack
for Get Lost.
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86. What's up, man?
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87. Sorry.
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88. Hy's taking me around,
I'm doing a little research.
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89. For my next part. I'm gonna play Johnny.
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90. The Man in Black.
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
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91. Oh, Johnny Cash.
But he's like six feet something.
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92. That's OK. You know, low angles.
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93. You know, the movies?
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94. Hey, Chili, is that your car?
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95. Yeah, it's an Insight.
It's the Cadillac of hybrids.
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96. It's a little tight
for a big guy like you.
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97. Small price to pay
for the environment.
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98. - 57 miles to the gallon.
- What about speed?
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99. Ah, Martin, if you're important,
people will wait.
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100. - That's true.
- You know what I'm saying?
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101. You have to let it go...
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102. - Linda.
- Yo. I ain't selling that.
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103. Hey, sexy. You better go
put your chick shit back on.
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104. You made these people out here
pay to come see this shit.
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105. Just give me one second.
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106. I told you to put your clothes on.
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107. - I can't.
- Did I not tell you that?
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108. - Look!
- Don't look me again.
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109. - Mr. Palmer?
- Call me Chili.
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110. It's an absolute pleasure to meet you.
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111. - Thank you.
- Please have a seat.
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112. - Can I get you something to drink?
- I have something coming.
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113. - So, Tommy's gone, huh?
- Yeah.
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114. I can't believe it.
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115. I guess this means
you're not doing the movie?
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116. I gotta be honest with you, Linda.
I'm getting out of the movie business.
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117. Here you go.
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118. - What's the matter?
- I'm tired of this, Mr. Palmer.
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119. If I could get some cash,
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120. and get out of music.
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121. Are you kidding? After what I just saw?
Why would you do that?
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122. 'Cause it sucks.
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123. I could do the same thing topless
and make $2,000 a week with tips.
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124. Why don't you do that?
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125. I'm Baptist.
My father wouldn't approve.
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126. So, then, you're like Aretha Franklin,
you learned to sing in church?
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127. I learned from my father.
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128. My dad was in a jazz band.
Nothing big though.
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129. See, everything I know about music,
I learned from him.
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130. I always thought we'd play together,
but then he died, so...
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131. Yo, Linda! Yo!
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132. I ain't dismissed you.
You're on my time.
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133. That's my manager, Raji,
with Miss Bangkok.
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134. I told them I wanna quit and he's like,
you quit me, I'm gonna jack you up.
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135. - He talks like that?
- He thinks he's black.
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136. His real name is Roger Lowenthal.
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137. He's partners with this guy named Nick Carr.
He's this music promoter.
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138. - I know Nicky.
- They caught me off the bus from Texas.
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139. Said they'd make me this big star,
and like a fool I believed them.
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140. Yo, Linda! When you're done turnin'
tricks, get your ass back over here.
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141. I ain't done with you yet.
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142. Look, I can't do five more years,
not with these guys.
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144. That's Elliot Wilhelm, Raji's bodyguard.
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145. He's got this thing that he can raise
one eyebrow, give you that look.
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146. He wants to be in movies.
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147. That's it? He just does
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148. As far as I know,
he's gay too.
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149. Word is he once threw a guy out of a
30-story building for calling him a fag.
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150. - He must have been mad.
- Yo, Linda!
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151. If you didn't blow all your energy
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153. Girl got a flat voice,
you know what I'm saying?
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154. Yeah, that one was for me,
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155. You're gonna end up doing
50-cent lap dances like Miss Bangkok.
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156. Chil, wait. You don't know these guys.
They're bad guys.
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157. Trust me, Linda. I know 'em
a whole lot better than you do.
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158. Ass-popping up and down a pole.
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159. You'll be up at that place going
pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop...
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160. - What are you gonna say?
- Nothing more than I have to, if that.
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161. Ass-popping. Snap, crackle, pop!
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162. Chili, wait.
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163. Man in a suit.
You in town for some kind of convention?
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164. No, but if I was, you'd be
the man to see. Am I right?
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165. Why would you say
something stupid like that?
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166. Well, the way you're dressed,
you're either a pimp or a limo driver.
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167. You got jokes? You some kind
of weak-assed comedian?
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168. - Raji, look at me.
- I'm looking at you, man.
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169. You say you're looking at me,
but are you really looking at me?
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170. I'm really looking at you.
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171. You got something stupid to say, say it.
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172. So I can be done with you.
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173. - Linda's quit. She's out of the Chicks.
- She's got five years on her contract.
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174. I just cancelled it.
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175. You walkin' out the door?
Who are you supposed to be?
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176. I'm the one setting you straight.
I'm Linda's new manager.
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177. Come on, honey.
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178. - Elliot, light his ass up.
- Got it.
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179. You're Elliot Wilhelm. You're an actor.
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180. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry. Chili Palmer.
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181. I'm a producer. I did the film Get Leo.
Do you remember that?
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182. Yeah, it's great to meet you.
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183. I walk into a club
and I see a guy like you and I say...
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184. He's got the look, but does he
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185. Watch this.
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186. Elliot. Elliot! Elliot!
Goddammit, what you doing, man? What?
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187. - Breathe. Up, up. You OK?
- Yeah.
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188. You can do better than him.
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189. Send me some pictures, I'll give you
a call, set you up for an audition.
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190. I'm at the Will Smith building.
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191. - Linda, you'd better talk to me.
- Good day.
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192. Oh, it's like that, huh? OK.
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193. OK.
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194. I got an audition, Raj.
I need to get my headshots.
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195. Edie?
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196. Edie?
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197. Chili?
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198. - Is that you?
- Yeah.
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199. Oh, man!
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200. I'm so glad you came.
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201. I'm sorry. If there's anything
I can do...
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202. - Thanks.
- So how are you doing?
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204. - You were right there when it happened.
- Well, I was in the men's.
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205. But you were with him
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207. I've had him cremated and...
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208. I wanted to do something special
with his ashes, you know?
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You got any ideas?
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210. Well, nothing that makes sense.
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211. Say, Edie, is that
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212. Yeah. You know
I followed them on tour, right?
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213. - I didn't know that.
- I thought Joe Perry was so hot.
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215. - So you were a groupie?
- No, much worse. I did their laundry.
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washer and dryer.
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217. I did everything except
Steven's stage clothes.
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218. He likes to send those out.
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219. So, Edie, I was thinking,
you know, maybe I...
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220. maybe I could help you out
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221. What makes you think I need your help?
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222. - Nothing.
- Look, Chili...
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223. Let me tell you something.
I started NTL with Tommy.
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224. - Right.
- Equal partners.
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225. Yeah.
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226. Who do you think found
the Dub MD's? I did.
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227. Tommy's gone, and I'm devastated,
but I'm not about to roll over.
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228. - I can run my own label.
- If anybody could, it's you.
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229. Edie, why don't you get your clothes on
and let's get outta here, OK?
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230. It'll make you feel better.
I wanna talk to you about Linda Moon.
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231. - Linda Moon?
- Yeah, she's a singer.
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232. Put this on.
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233. You know, I never made it
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234. Oh, yeah?
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235. I played tennis
with Tom Hamilton once though.
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236. Christ...
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237. - I was just a girl then.
- Edie, you'll always be a girl.
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238. Oh, Chil. Thank you.
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239. - Who's this?
- That's Tiffany, Tommy's intern.
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240. - Hey.
- How you doin'? What's that?
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241. - Pizza.
- He means the urn, genius.
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242. Tommy.
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243. The cops came by NTL last night.
They were asking me about you.
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244. Oh yeah? What'd you say?
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245. Nothin'. Just that you were gonna
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246. - It'd have to be a short.
- They take anything?
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247. Some boxes, a few files.
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248. Ooh, but I think what they
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249. Oh, thanks.
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250. Here.
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251. - Where'd you get this?
- Some guy with a Russian accent.
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252. It's NTL.
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253. A month ago he starts coming by,
looking for Tommy.
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254. Tommy's in the office,
what, three hours a week?
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255. So this last time he takes a picture.
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256. He comes in,
doesn't even ask for Tommy,
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257. lights it on fire
and just tosses it on my desk.
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258. No questions, no nothing.
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259. Two days later he comes back.
This time Tommy's in.
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260. So I interrupt his meeting and buzz him.
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261. He comes flying out of his office,
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262. walks up to the guy
and nails him right in the eye.
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263. Hey, just like that scene in Get Leo.
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264. Then he tosses the guy on his ass
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265. I'm like,
Tommy, who the hell was that?
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266. Insurance salesman. OK.
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267. An insurance salesman.
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268. Insurance scam.
Jeez, even I know that.
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269. Guy takes a picture, says either you
pay up or he puts your place on fire.
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270. You know, Edie, that was Tommy's
specialty in Brooklyn.
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271. He sold protection.
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272. He could write a book
on the different ways to work it.
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273. - Did this guy have a toupee?
- Not after Tommy hit him.
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Carosell Entertainment.
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275. Did you see
the Chicks International?
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276. I think these girls are gonna be
the next big act to break.
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278. - What's up, Nick?
- I'm telling you, it was Linda Moon.
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279. Is she a G-string diva or what?
They give you wood?
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280. What's up?
I need to talk to you, Nick.
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281. Give me mahogany.
Goddamn tique.
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282. You could deck the QE2
with the wood they gave me.
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283. Who even cares if they can sing?
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284. Look, man, Chili Palmer
came in the club...
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285. You're still my bitch.
Love you, out.
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286. - We gotta talk about this Chili Palmer.
- Robin, who's on three?
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287. - Robert's on three. Marty's on four.
- Don't be...
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288. - Marty, you pimp. Make me smile.
- Nick, Nick, for real.
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289. - I'm serious. I need to talk to you.
- No, no.
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290. - Nick!
- Marty, hold on a sec, will you?
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291. What do you want?
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292. It says in the paper that
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293. - He was a hired hand.
- You know him?
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295. Linda Moon says she's gonna leave
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296. - She told you that?
- He told me that.
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298. Told him she's got five years
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299. You feel you had to explain it to him?
You didn't kick his ass?
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300. He hit Elliot right in the damn throat.
He broke him smooth down.
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301. What a surprise.
Elliot's a faggot.
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302. Pussy.
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303. You think it's cool
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306. You should have hit him in the mouth.
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307. What he does is make movies about
shylocks, 'cause that's all he was.
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308. That's right, he did Get Lost.
That's my shit. That shit was tight.
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309. There is no way
we are losing Linda Moon.
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310. A, she's under contract,
and B, she's under contract.
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313. All I want is for Chili Palmer
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314. You want Joe Loop.
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315. Hey!
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316. Yeah. Joe Loop.
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317. Loop, Nick Carr
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318. - Yeah, so?
- Got something for you to take care of.
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319. - Or do I need to call somebody else?
- No, no, no, you don't understand.
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321. - Here's your breakfast, sweetie.
- Pancakes again?
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327. - Bye, baby.
- Bye, Mommy.
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eat the pancakes, OK?
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330. They're very good.
The strawberries are fresh.
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I don't want you to be late.
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332. - Top of the morning, Marge!
- Top of the morning, Sin.
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- Must you play into the stereotype?
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This is the suburbs.
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336. I'm on the damn Neighborhood Watch.
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337. - Who did it?
- Not me.
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338. That bitch owed me 300 grand.
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339. I should have sent the coalition.
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340. - Now shit's gonna have to get ugly.
- Ugly? Why are you trippin'?
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341. - It ain't like you need it.
- Dabu, it's the principle.
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342. Today it's 300 grand,
tomorrow it's three million.
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343. - I gotta send a message.
- I feel you, dawg.
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344. - You talk to the PD?
- The police?
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345. The police... The program director.
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346. Check this out.
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347. Well, hello, Mr. Program Director.
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348. You see what happens
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349. Good morning, guys!
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350. - Hey, y'all speak to my daughter.
- Good morning, Deshawn!
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351. Deshawn, sweetie,
why don't you go back inside, OK?
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352. Daddy's having a little meeting.
I'll take you to school in my car.
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353. - Bye, guys.
- Goodbye, Deshawn!
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355. All right.
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356. Play my records! You hear me?
Play, play, play my records.
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360. I'm telling you, Edie, she's got
a voice, she's got the attitude.
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361. - You're gonna love her.
- Sounds like you love her.
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364. Condolences on a two-way and half
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365. Look, Chil, producing an album,
it's not like making a movie.
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366. Good. Movies are too corporate.
I like to be spontaneous and creative.
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367. I'm just saying, the music biz
is a bitch, you know?
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It's rough out there.
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- Not really.
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- Not really.
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373. You really were a shylock,
weren't you?
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374. Did I tell you that she writes
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375. Here she is.
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376. Here we go. Ready to show off?
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377. Chili, look, I'm so sorry.
My damn replacement didn't show up...
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378. It's all right. Calm down, calm down.
Edie, Linda.
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379. - This is Edie Athens, Tommy's widow.
- Nice to meet you.
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380. - I'm really sorry about being late.
- Don't worry about it.
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382. Really?
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383. - Well, you do.
- That is so sweet. Thank you.
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384. Is this where you play?
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385. I can't afford my own piano,
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386. - Come on, let's go hear you. Yeah?
- Let's go.
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387. I'm impressed.
Did you write that song?
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388. Yeah.
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389. Just tell us you got nine more
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390. Forty more.
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391. - But as long as I can do 'em my way.
- I like that.
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392. - Let's get you in the studio.
- All right.
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393. Good girl.
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394. You weren't kidding, Chili.
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395. Told you.
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396. The only thing is, it costs a lot of
money to break someone, you know?
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397. We gotta pay a mixer, a publicist...
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398. - Hey, look. Steven Tyler's in town.
- Oh, yeah.
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399. Aerosmith playing
at the Staples Center.
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400. Tell me Dream On is not the greatest
rock 'n' roll song you ever heard.
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401. You know what we oughta do?
We gotta call him.
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402. - Call who?
- Steven.
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403. Why?
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405. he could see for himself it's terrific
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407. Hey, maybe Bono and Sting'll come down
and we could all cut a Christmas album.
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408. - You know him, don't you?
- Know him?
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409. It's Steven Tyler, I know his socks.
He's never gonna remember me.
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410. Edie, you have a tattoo of Aerosmith
on your ass,
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411. you can't get a meeting with him?
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412. We want Steven Tyler,
we get Steven Tyler.
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414. Even when I got caught up in not having
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416. It's just the music, the funk, the
sounds, the words, the rhyme, the shit.
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417. You can't be creative
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418. A little early, aren't you?
Open house is on Sunday.
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419. - Yeah.
- It's Chili Palmer.
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420. - Yo, Chil.
- How soon can you get here?
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421. 2:00 a.m. and there's traffic
on the 405.
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422. - Who's your friend?
- I don't know.
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all over my one sheet.
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425. Nah. That guy had a black eye
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426. This ain't no rug.
This guy's got plugs.
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427. I hate plugs.
It looks like doll's hair.
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428. Personally, I think grafting's the only
way to go. The look's more natural.
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429. - 'Cause they use your own hair.
- Very interesting.
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430. - Are you gonna help me with him?
- That why you called me here?
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431. Yeah, you're a big guy,
I don't want to do it alone. Up...
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432. Get his wallet out before the cops come.
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433. All right, sit him down.
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434. Here we go. Ivan Surva...
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435. He's Russian.
Been here for five months.
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436. - The guy that killed Tommy, he saw you?
- Yeah.
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437. You can ID him. He sees your picture,
sends doll-hair guy to take you out.
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438. So, while he was waiting, he got
depressed and shot himself in the back?
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439. Good point.
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440. Who are all these people
tryin' to kill you?
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441. I don't know, but I'm in the music
business now, it could be anybody.
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442. Mugambo, my brother,
you check out the Chicks?
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443. I told you, this Linda Moon,
she's a belter.
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444. Mugambo, I gotta jump.
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445. Love you, bro.
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446. Get me Raji on the phone.
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447. - What's up? It's Raj.
- Hey, Lowenthal.
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448. Joe Loop was supposed to kill Chili
Palmer. Instead, he killed some Russian.
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449. For real?
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450. You two better work this shit out
or your ass is next.
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451. You stupid ass.
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452. I gotta tell you the truth.
I never seen a hit like this before.
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453. I mean, you actually gotta get in line
to whack this guy.
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454. How many men have you whacked, Joe?
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455. Why? You wanna be next?
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456. I'm asking you because
you hit the wrong guy.
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457. They serve one hell of
a stuffed cabbage here, you know that?
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458. Don't eat it too late.
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459. - It tends to stay with you.
- I'll definitely keep that in mind.
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460. - Where we at, Joe?
- We ain't nowhere.
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461. I've now gotta go find the right guy.
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462. The thing is...
it's gonna cost you another five grand.
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463. What are you talking about?
I already paid!
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464. You're the one
who did the wrong guy.
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465. Whose fault is that?
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466. It's your fault.
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467. Tough shit. That's the cost of doing
business.
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468. Look, you tell Nicky there's now
a new contract and I need five grand.
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469. I can talk the deal with you.
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470. It's my contract,
that's why I'm here with you.
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471. You can't talk shit.
You're Nicky's girl.
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472. Me and Nick are partners. We discuss all
facets of the business together,
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473. be it music, be it underworld, girls...
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474. Let me ask you a question.
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475. Nice get-up...
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476. How come he calls you his bitch?
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477. - What?
- His bitch.
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478. Why does he call you his bitch?
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479. - What, mother...?
- Did I stutter?
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480. What if I called you
a fat, stupid, guinea bitch?
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481. Bitch!
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482. I'd take this baseball bat that I got
out in the back of my Cadillac
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483. and swat you across the mouth with it.
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484. I said what if I called you that.
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485. Hypothetically, just a scenario.
I wasn't actually saying it to you.
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486. I'm always lookin' out.
I want to make sure I got the right guy.
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487. I need the right
guy to get the right guy.
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488. Now I want the five grand up front.
Tonight at the Mayan.
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489. - Wait, the what?
- Take the wax out of your goddamn ears!
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490. The Mayan downtown.
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491. I never heard of the Mayan, so I was
making sure I knew where it was.
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492. You mean there's something
you haven't heard of?
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493. - OK, man.
- Take off.
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494. Are we cool?
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495. Come on, man.
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496. J. Leazy, what's up?
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497. My man!
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498. - All right, I feel that.
- Take off.
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499. Mad respect for not giving respect.
I feel you.
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500. Let me tell you something.
Don't do that J. Leazy shit.
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501. - That's what your name...
- I don't like that. Don't do it.
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502. I'll see you at the Mayan club, my man.
I respect you, Loop. Stoneface killa.
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503. Next time try to find
something red to wear.
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504. The future is now
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505. It starts today...
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506. - How about that?
- That girl's voice is off the chain.
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507. But I gotta say, she needs a sound.
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508. - What are you saying, she can't sing?
- No, that girl can totally sing.
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509. But is she a star?
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510. I don't know what you're talking about.
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511. OK, take American Idol.
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512. All those girls can sing, right?
But who cares? Who are they?
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513. Then take, like, J-Lo.
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514. That shit's been remixed so much,
I could be Jenny from the Block.
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515. - Are you gonna produce this or not?
- Well, leave it to Tommy,
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516. the last of the great spenders.
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517. No wonder he kept the books locked up.
They're empty.
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518. We don't own any of this stuff.
We're broke.
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519. How can that be? You must have
made a pile off the Dub MD's alone.
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520. - Weapons of Mass Destruction.
- I know who they are.
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521. Well, whatever we made off them,
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522. which means we can't afford to record
her, which means no masters,
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523. which means no CDs,
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524. which sure as hell means
no more NTL Records.
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525. Hello? So what'd you think?
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526. I would love to produce your record,
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527. and because I'm going to produce it,
it will rock.
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528. That's great.
Capitol can miss you for a few days?
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529. - I think we can negotiate that.
- Wait, you are with Capitol?
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530. I was supposed to meet
an A&R guy over there, but...
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531. then I signed with Nick Carr.
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532. Excuse me, Linda.
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533. Did you just say
you're under contract with Nick Carr?
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534. Oh, no, not any more. Actually, Chili
told Raji that it was cancelled.
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535. Linda, why don't you
take a break, honey?
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536. All right.
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537. Chili, it doesn't work like that, OK?
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538. You've gotta get the contract back from
him, otherwise he still runs the show.
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539. Edie, I was a shylock.
I know how these things work.
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540. I've known Nicky for years.
You'll get your contract.
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541. Edie. Slight problem.
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542. - This could be ugly.
- Why's that?
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543. That's Sin LaSalle.
He manages and produces the Dub MD's.
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544. - Tommy owe him money?
- I would say... yes.
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545. - Tiffany, man the phones.
- OK.
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546. Hy, get in the office.
Look like you know what you're doing.
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547. Edie, behind the desk.
You're still the boss.
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548. These guys need to see
that NTL is still in business.
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549. - OK, where shall I hide the books?
- Leave them on the desk.
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550. And whatever you do,
don't mention the Russians.
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551. Don't mention the Russians, OK.
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552. No. Oh, no, we're totally booked.
That would have been good.
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553. Oh, hang on one second.
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554. Sin, hi. How are you?
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555. Enough with the pleasantries.
Where's our money, Edie?
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556. Sin.
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557. Sin LaSalle. Man.
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558. What's up? Come on.
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559. No? OK, you know what?
I totally get it, man, I totally get it.
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560. First, welcome to NTL.
Second, I want to introduce myself...
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561. Hy Gordon. I know who you are.
Capitol Records.
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562. Eight years ago
you turned down our demo... Hyman.
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563. You know what?
You know Capitol, man.
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564. It's like art by committee
over there, OK?
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565. Personally, I totally dug
all y'all's sound.
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566. All right? Seriously.
I'm thinking about leaving Capitol.
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567. Look, Sin, you know,
Tommy left his will a mess.
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568. If you give us a few weeks...
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569. Then I call up and the phone is
disconnected.
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570. Why don't you write a check for 300
grand and we'll kindly be on our way.
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571. Sin, you know we don't have
that kind of money on hand.
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572. - Then I need to check your books.
- Sin.
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573. Be cool.
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574. Be cool? You don't know me.
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575. Oh, I know you a whole lot better
than you think I do.
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576. Ivy League rich kid goes to Wharton,
gets an MBA,
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577. puts on some Timberlands
and a throwback
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578. and suddenly you got street cred?
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579. Hey! Sin, look,
I'll tell you the truth, OK?
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580. - The Russians took it.
- The what?
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581. The Russians.
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582. With one of those insurance scams, like
give us a mil and we won't kill you.
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583. And Sin, you knew Tommy, right?
He never wanted any trouble.
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584. He gave them everything we have, but
these Russians, OK, these monsters...
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585. They're animals!
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586. They kept on coming back for more,
so Tommy told them to get lost.
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587. Make a long story short...
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588. I'm a widow now.
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589. Russians...
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590. Excuse me, Chuckles.
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591. He's my wife's cousin.
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592. I really enjoyed that story, Edie.
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593. I mean, Russians.
Russians.
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594. - I know it's hard, but...
- I'm a highly educated man.
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595. Sincerely, you don't expect me to
believe a story about some Russians?
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596. Now, I suggest that you
open up those books
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597. or things gonna get real ugly
up in here.
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598. Sin, the books
are none of your business.
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599. You'll get the money when NTL has it.
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600. - Dabu.
- Thank you, thank you.
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601. Popping me's not gonna do you any good.
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602. But if you wait till Friday,
I'll get you your money plus the vig.
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603. Plus the vig.
All right, all right, OK.
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604. Everybody cool out.
Everybody calm down.
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605. Dabu, calm down.
So you saying plus the vig?
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606. - Plus the vig.
- All right. OK.
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607. All right, cool.
We're gonna do this.
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608. - Bu.
- I never get to shoot nobody. Never!
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609. - You never let me do what I wanna do.
- You know, it's a long day, man.
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610. You'll get a chance to kill somebody,
all right?
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611. Calm down. We got some other
stops to make today.
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612. All right, so...
I'm not gonna kill y'all today.
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613. I'm gonna be generous.
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614. But come Friday,
if you don't have my money,
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615. the next meeting I arrange will be
between you and Tommy Athens.
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616. If you get what I'm saying.
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617. - I feel you.
- You feel me. You...
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618. Edie.
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619. Dabu.
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620. Playa.
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621. The vig! What's a vig?
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622. Oh, my God! What are we gonna do?
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623. You're gonna give them your fancy
equipment or have a garage sale.
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624. We're not selling anything.
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625. - Where are you going?
- Gotta see Nicky Carr. Hey...
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626. Black Eyed Peas are playing tonight,
if you're interested.
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627. You say there's a dark parking lot
by the Mayan, right?
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628. Why are you tripping on me, Elliot?
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629. You still crying over
that Chili Palmer shit?
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630. No, he just... he said he was
gonna call me, that's all.
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631. And did he call you back?
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632. He's just messing with your head, man.
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633. No Samoan faggot
going by the name Elliot Wilhelm
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634. is gonna make it to the big screen,
raising a goddamn eyebrow.
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635. I understand shit like this
'cause I ain't a homo.
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636. Once you turn faggot, you lose all
self-respect. You're not wired right.
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637. What the hell you stopping
the car here for? You crazy?
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638. Hey! You move the car,
we can all get to work!
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639. Why you stopping the car here?
What you doing? Get your ass back in...
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640. - I'll kick your ass!
- What's up? What?
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641. - You say it again and I quit.
- What? Oh, the faggot thing? Homo?
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642. I'm walking. I ain't even tripping, man.
What'd I say? What'd I say?
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643. Look, I know you frustrated
with all this bodyguard shit.
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644. I smell you, man. I feel you pain.
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645. This shit's temporary.
Stop crowding my shit!
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646. When I signed you four years ago,
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647. I said, that man can sing. He's gonna
be a big star. A big star, man.
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648. That's why I laid out all the paper
to put you up in a video.
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649. I put paper down, man,
to put you in a video.
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650. Right? No one else on this damn beach
has a video.
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651. I love you like a brother. I used to bag
on you all the time, man, you tripping.
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652. Why you doing that, man?
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653. You wanna take a shot at me, do it.
Do it.
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654. I'm just sayin', if that's what
this is gonna be, it's gonna be that,
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655. but I'd prefer to stay
on the same page.
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656. Man, let your voice be your ladder.
I'm serious.
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657. This acting shit's
got you acting crazy, man.
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658. What's up?
You know I love you, man.
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659. Come on, man. E. Weazy!
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660. Come on, baby. E. Weazy!
Come on, baby.
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661. E. Weazy!
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662. Come on, I'll clown it, baby.
You know I'll clown it.
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663. Turn around, 'cause you know
I'll clown it.
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664. Come on, player, stop hating.
Stop hating. Start participating.
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665. Start participating, star. Come on.
Twinkle twinkle, baby. Twinkle twinkle.
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666. Come on, Larry,
you sound like an A&R guy.
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667. I'm banging the phones
like a goddamn wild man.
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668. Larry, I'll call you back.
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669. I heard Sean Penn lives up here.
You see him much?
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670. Not as much as I'd like.
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671. - How did you get in here?
- Your maid left the back door open.
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672. - I don't have a maid.
- I can tell.
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673. Come on, get outta here
before I have to shoot you.
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674. Aw, Nicky, sit down
and stop being such a hard-on.
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675. So, Mr. Red Hot Chili Pepper...
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676. I heard you were at The Viper Room.
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677. Oh, so Raji told you about Linda Moon.
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678. She's somethin' else, huh?
The heart and soul of that group.
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679. I'm tellin' you, bro,
the Chicks are gonna be big.
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680. How's that?
By singing songs from the '70s?
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681. Don't laugh.
You're a movie guy, so you don't know,
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682. but the music biz goes in cycles.
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683. It's like Linda. When I signed her,
girl power was dead.
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684. It was the year
of the singer/songwriter.
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685. But now the market's flooded,
what do the labels want? Girl groups.
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686. - Nicky, look at me.
- I am.
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687. I want Linda's contract.
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688. If you wanna produce
Linda's album, great.
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689. I'm sure you could even get
a buck a record.
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690. But I got her booked
into some major gigs, bro,
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691. and I'm two seconds away
from getting her a deal.
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692. You mean you've had Linda for two years
and never gotten her a record deal?
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693. Chili, a trio is not born overnight.
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694. I've had her for three days
and I already got her a label,
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696. Let's get somethin' straight.
This isn't the movies.
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697. You can't tell everyone you're
a wise guy and charm their pants off.
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698. This is the music business.
We're all wise guys.
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699. All right, wise guy,
I'll make you a deal.
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700. Carosell, which is the dumbest name
I've ever heard for a company,
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701. gives me Linda Moon's contract,
and if you ever threaten her in any way,
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702. you'll regret it for as long
as you live, if that.
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703. That's some deal.
What's in it for me?
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704. I'll make believe that that dead Russian
in my house had nothing to do with you.
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705. You don't know what you're doin', Chil.
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706. What makes you think
Linda can make it on her own?
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707. She's got me.
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708. So are you a rapper now?
Hey, Sniff Doggy Doo-Doo.
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709. You clowning my gear again?
You like this shit.
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710. Come on, Joe. You know my style
makes the ladies smile.
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711. They just started Chattanooga
Choo-Choo, I love that song.
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712. Damn, man. I wish I heard that.
I like a good choo-choo song.
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713. - Do you want your money, my man?
- I ain't your man, asshole.
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714. You remember my driver Elliot?
Elliot, give this man the envelope.
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715. Ain't you gonna count it?
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716. Nick ain't got the balls
to stiff me.
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717. I like that idea you had
about having a bat in the car.
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718. I had my man Elliot
go out and get one.
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719. A red bat!
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720. You don't send a queer to get a bat!
They like shiny, queer things.
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721. It's not your fault. What you want is
a wood bat, like a Louisville Slugger.
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722. Let me see. Hold this, please.
Thank you.
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723. See? A bat like this
messes up a kid's swing.
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724. You gotta take too long of
a swipe across the plate, see?
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725. He never develops those fast hands
he's gonna need for the majors.
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726. I don't know how fast it's gotta be
for my needs, know what I'm sayin'?
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727. I ain't gonna be up no majors...
Like that one, huh?
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728. Have a sandwich.
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729. What's up?
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730. - Raji, I think he's choking.
- You clowning me?
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731. Joe, are you clowning with me?
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732. You! Don't! Ever!
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733. Disrespect! Me! One!
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734. Raj, Raj, Raj.
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735. Damn. He's dead.
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736. Man.
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737. Talk all that shit, man.
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738. This right here,
this is the cost of doing...
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739. business!
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740. All I want is appreciation, Elliot.
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741. Chili Palmer don't realize
how hard I work for Linda Moon.
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742. And what do I expect in return?
What do I expect in return?
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743. My name on the damn CD so small
you can barely read the damn thing!
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744. And where's that at?
Where's that always at?
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745. On the back, at the bottom.
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746. Produced by Raji.
In tiny little letters, man!
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747. I will not let him take that from me!
It's time I got some respect!
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748. I will straight smoke Chili Palmer.
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749. - Hey.
- Edie.
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750. Hey.
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751. I didn't take you
for a Black Eyed Peas fan.
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752. Well, when they hooked up
with Sergio Mendes, they won me over.
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753. Did you ever think about
becoming a singer?
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754. - A singer? Me?
- Yeah.
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755. Nah.
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756. But I was a real live
Vegas showgirl once.
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757. - Really?
- Yeah.
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758. As soon as I was done washing clothes,
I got lucky.
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759. One of those Tropicana revues, you know?
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760. Chili, I worked so hard starting NTL,
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761. and I'm a bit too old
to go back to Vegas.
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762. I want you to stop worrying.
We're gonna meet Steven Tyler.
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763. You know, I'd have liked
to have seen you dance.
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764. Yeah?
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765. - Well, you still can.
- Oh yeah? How's that?
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766. - Do you dance, Chili?
- Edie, I'm from Brooklyn.
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767. OK. So we walk in the Staples Center
with Linda's CD, and then what?
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768. We put a gun to Steven's head
and say Linda's playing with Aerosmith.
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769. You really like the music business,
don't you, Chil?
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770. Love it.
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771. Me too. Tommy and me,
we had a few records on the air,
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772. but I'd just like one time
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773. to turn on the radio and say,
that's my song.
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774. I produced that.
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775. Something with soul, you know?
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776. Your hair's different, huh?
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777. Yeah.
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778. I had it trimmed.
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779. Night, Chili.
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780. All right. Drive safe.
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781. That's the pawn shop
my friend told me about.
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782. It's surrounded by the Feds.
They're watching these Russians.
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783. There he is.
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784. - Oh, yeah.
- His name's Roman Bulkin.
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785. What are you doing? You crazy?
They know what you look like.
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786. - What are you gonna tell 'em?
- No more than I have to, if that.
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787. You've got a lot of balls.
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788. I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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789. There's half a dozen
undercover cops outside.
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790. - Don't give 'em a reason to come in.
- Nyet!
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791. Now, did you take this picture?
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792. Go to hell, you greasy
wop son of a bitch.
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793. Now you're the one
that's gonna need protection.
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794. You go now.
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795. Is that chest hair real?
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796. Roman, look at me.
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797. The next time you send someone
to kill me, make sure I'm home.
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798. Have a nice day.
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799. Yes!
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800. Like that?
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801. Scorching!
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802. - Hey, Mr. Palmer.
- How're you doing, Marla?
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803. - All right. You got a second?
- Sure.
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804. So what are you doing here, Mr. Palmer?
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805. Well, you know, when I was a kid
I went to a Jimi Hendrix concert.
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806. This pawn shop has got
a '68 Stratocaster,
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807. the same guitar he used to play.
The guy won't sell it to me.
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808. This guy look familiar to you?
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809. Maybe from back
in your Brooklyn days?
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810. Oh, yeah. That's Joe Lupino.
Joe Loop. Is that his headshot?
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811. In Griffith Park last night,
two dudes pulled in,
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812. one of them's wearing
one of those pimp hats,
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813. they pop the trunk, toss out a body
that's been worked over by a bat.
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814. - It's Joe Loop.
- Baseball bat?
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815. - Baseball bat.
- They pulled a Mama Cass on him too.
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816. The coroner found half a ham sandwich
stuffed down his throat.
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817. You don't know what Joe was up to,
would you?
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818. No, but I wouldn't be surprised
if he was in the record business.
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819. - It could have been a mob hit?
- Maybe. Except for the ham sandwich.
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820. There he is, right there.
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821. See the two seats next to him,
that's where we are, come on.
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822. Chil, do you think
Steven's gonna remember me?
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823. Aw, Edie, believe me,
you're hard to forget. Come on.
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824. - Edie, over there.
- Got it.
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825. - How'd you get these seats?
- I have a friend.
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826. They're incredible.
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827. Please, at the conclusion
of tonight's show,
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828. listen for the Laker wrap-up show...
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829. Edie?
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830. - Steven?
- Oh, my God!
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831. - Look at you. You look gorgeous.
- Oh, my God!
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832. - You look incredible. How are you?
- I'm great.
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833. Look at you. Look how those legs go up
and make an ass out of themselves.
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834. You still got that Aerosmith tattoo
on your ass?
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835. Where would it go?
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836. - It's working.
- Why don't you park that right there?
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837. Tell me something. What was
that stuff you put in our clothes?
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838. - Do you mean the lavender water?
- Yeah, the lavender water.
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839. I will never forget that smell.
Joe Perry's still talking about that.
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840. Oh, my God. Steven, I want you
to meet my very good friend...
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841. - It's an honor to meet you.
- Chili Palmer.
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842. - The shylock.
- Yeah.
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843. I saw you on Larry King.
It was you and...
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844. Ariel Sharon.
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845. - That was a hell of a show.
- Thanks, man.
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846. Yeah.
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847. Listen to me, there's no problem.
No one's left the Chicks.
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848. We're gonna play the gig, bro.
Ciao.
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849. - Linda's gonna play the gig?
- What do you think?
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850. - Where the hell's Joe Loop?
- I haven't seen him since I paid him.
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851. Gave him what he had coming.
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852. Christ. I'm banging the phones
from dawn till dusk.
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853. Bobby finally wants the Chicks to play,
but we don't have Linda.
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854. - My man.
- My man.
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855. You guys'll never guess who I saw today.
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856. - Chili Palmer.
- Has anyone not seen him?
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857. I'm at the Boot Barn on Sunset and I see
him talking to this cop in a Crown Vic.
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858. - Remember the pawn shop by the bakery?
- Yeah, I know that place.
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859. - Stolichnaya?
- It's thick with Russians.
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860. One of 'em walks out,
points his fingers like a gun at Chili.
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861. Jesus Christ.
The guy in Chili's house, the dead guy?
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862. - I read in the paper he was Russian.
- So?
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863. These Russians are probably the
ones that killed Tommy Athens.
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864. And they know Chili can identify 'em.
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865. - Why are you trippin', man?
- Why am I trippin'?
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866. I'm tripping, G,
'cause there is actually
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867. someone who wants Chi-li
Palmer dead more than me.
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868. I say we help him get what he wants.
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869. Bam!
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870. I'm a believer
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871. The future is now
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872. It starts today
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873. Damn! She's good!
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874. She sings, she writes her own stuff.
She's got it going on.
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875. Not only does she write her own stuff,
she's got the voice,
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876. the looks,
this girl's the whole package.
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877. She wanted to put her in a movie,
you know, struggling singer...
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878. That makes it big.
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879. Exactly.
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880. Hey look, she sounds cool.
Don't get me wrong.
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881. But I gotta tell you guys. I'm not one
of those singers who shows up in movies.
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882. I made it this far
without having to do it.
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883. No, Steven, we don't want you
to be in a movie with her.
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884. Then what's this all about?
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885. I know that look, Chili.
I mean, what are you thinking?
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886. I'm thinking of a song,
one of yours, Steven. Sweet Emotion.
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887. Sweet Emotion,
I love that song.
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888. I mean, it's a classic.
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889. Do you mind my asking you, what were
you thinking when you wrote that?
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890. What was I thinking about?
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891. Man, at that point in my life, Chil,
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892. we were neck-deep
in Toys in the Attic.
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893. I mean, I had this high.
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894. This buzz was goin' on, see.
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895. This incredible emotion
like I never felt before.
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896. Or maybe it was just the rock 'n' roll.
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897. That is interesting.
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898. Would you like to know what I think?
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899. I don't think it was the rock 'n' roll.
I think it was your daughters.
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900. My daughters? Mia, Liv?
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901. Nah. They were babies back then.
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902. That's right. And you were
a father for the first time,
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903. feeling things
you had never felt before.
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904. It's different than music and tours.
This was pure.
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905. You wanted to be with them,
you wanted to protect them.
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906. Nah, this high you were feeling,
that wasn't rock 'n' roll.
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907. It wasn't?
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908. It was the love you felt for your girls.
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909. That sweet emotion.
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910. It was. You're right.
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911. I never thought about it like that.
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912. You see, Steven, you and me,
we're not that different.
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913. That's why you can understand
why we care about this girl Linda Moon.
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914. I'll give it some thought.
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915. Yes!
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916. You know what else?
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917. I can't believe
Linda's gonna play with Aerosmith.
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918. We get Linda to do a duet with Steven
and we use his name to promote her CD.
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919. Oh, my God, that's genius, Chil!
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920. There's something I've been
wanting to do for a long time.
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921. Oh yeah? What is that?
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922. Don't move.
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923. Did you put the TV on?
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924. - No.
- I didn't think so. Stay here.
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925. Elliot, what are you doing?
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926. I've been waiting on your ass all night.
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927. I got so bored, I made some tea,
I put in my video...
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928. - You broke into my house?
- You told me you were gonna call.
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929. I left you a message two days ago.
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930. Elliot, I said I would get you
the audition and I will.
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931. When? When? What the hell
are you waiting for?
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932. If you don't mind my saying,
I don't like your attitude one bit.
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933. Now, apologize.
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934. - I'm sorry, Chili.
- All right.
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935. It's just...
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936. I bought a brand-new suit.
I bought new shiny red boots.
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937. I got my new headshots done.
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938. I ever prepared a monologue
from Bring It On.
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939. Well, then, do it.
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940. You guys have to go to Nationals!
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941. What is this? Hush money?
We don't need you.
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942. Why are you so mean?
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943. I'm just trying to be strong
for my squad.
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944. And I'm trying to make it right.
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945. You wanna make it right?
Then when you go to Nationals...
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946. Bring it.
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947. I'll bring it. Don't worry.
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948. I never do.
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949. Scene.
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950. Is that the only monologue
that you got?
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951. - Yeah.
- OK, well, that wasn't bad.
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952. But when you're doing a monologue, you
don't do both parts of the conversation.
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953. You choose one continuous speech,
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954. and you might think about doing a part
that's written for a man.
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955. - Right.
- Now, you sing, right?
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956. Yeah. Raji directed the video though.
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957. Well, I like it, but you might
think about singing a man's song.
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958. OK.
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959. Yeah, thanks. Thanks.
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960. All right. Now, go on,
give me that eyebrow thing.
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961. - Look at that.
- I mean... That's somethin'.
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962. - When are you gonna call me?
- When your phone rings.
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963. OK. All right.
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964. You guys can keep the tape.
I got another one.
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965. - Thank you. Thanks.
- See you, Elliot.
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966. Red aluminum.
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967. I hear we could help each other.
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968. I have ten seconds alone with Madonna.
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969. I'm like, I sat front row
at the Blonde Ambition tour,
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970. - not intimidated by your sexuality.
- Hey, what's up?
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971. - Hey! We heard about Aerosmith.
- Yeah.
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972. - Where the hell was I, you guys?
- Where's Linda?
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973. I don't know. Linda hasn't shown up.
I haven't seen her since yesterday.
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974. What do you mean
she hasn't shown up?
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975. I'll call her.
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976. - Hey, Linda.
- Do I sound like Linda, bitch?
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977. - Who's that?
- Yo, Vanilla Ice,
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978. just put her on the damn phone.
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979. Miss Moon's about ready
to go on stage.
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980. You wanna talk to her, you best wait
till after the show. Bitch!
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981. What are we gonna do?
They're making her perform.
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982. I'll handle this.
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983. This ain't no negotiation,
we're in a contract.
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984. You're making a mistake.
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985. Get your ass out there on stage.
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986. I ain't doing this.
You gonna perform or not?
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987. - How about not? Hi, honey.
- Hiya, Chil.
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988. We were talking to your friend Linda
here about the kind of cash
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989. she can make
if she stays with the Chicks.
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990. Well, I can see by the dressing room
it's a preview of good things to come.
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991. Hey, at least we can afford
to record her.
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992. Don't think I don't know
that NTL is broke.
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993. - Come on, honey. Let's go.
- You know what? This is bullshit.
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994. You wanna go, after all I did for you...
Fine.
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995. But let me tell you something,
sweetheart.
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996. - You're a dime a dozen.
- That's right.
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997. We got gigs lined up,
recording sessions scheduled,
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998. there are dozens of girls
who are dying to take your place.
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999. Here. You want her so bad,
you're gonna need this.
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1000. What is this?
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1001. It's where Linda's contract is.
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1002. - Trying to set me up, Nicky?
- I don't go by that name anymore.
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1003. Then why don't I call you Joe Loop?
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1004. Seeing how he doesn't use his name
anymore either.
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1005. What are you talking about?
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1006. Nicky, look at me. Do you even know
where Joe Loop is?
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1007. - How the hell do I know where he is?
- Why don't you ask Sisqo.
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1008. We can handle this shit like gentlemen
or we can get into some gangsta shit.
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1009. You shouldn't talk shit
about what you don't know.
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1010. What? You mean that
you beat Joe Loop with a bat
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1011. and dumped his body in Griffith Park?
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1012. - Raji, what is he talking about?
- He's just talking.
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1013. It's impossible that you're this stupid.
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1014. That's probably his gun you got
stuck in your waist there.
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1015. Look, all I know is Raji told me
to come here
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1016. if I wanted my money
from the Viper Room gigs.
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1017. - Now, are you gonna pay me?
- Am I gonna pay you?
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1018. Are you gonna honor
your goddamn contract or not?
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1019. Then you get paid.
This man can't do shit for you.
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1020. Oh yeah? Then why is she playing
with Aerosmith this weekend?
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1021. - What?
- Yeah.
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1022. Oh, my God!
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1023. We'll leave some tickets
for you at will-call.
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1024. You hit the goddamn hit man.
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1025. - The man was bad at his job, man.
- Yeah, just like you, stupid ass.
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1026. - I'm so sorry, Chil, for real.
- Why's that?
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1027. Because I didn't even wanna come here.
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1028. Raji said he was gonna pay me the money
he owes me, and I'm broke.
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1029. Look, at least we can get
my contract back.
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1030. Believe me, there is no contract.
This whole pawn shop thing's a setup.
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1031. It's Nicky Carr's way of getting
my head blown off. What's this?
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1032. Well, now, imagine my surprise.
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1033. We're out getting Mongolian barbecue
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1034. and we come across
your little weak-ass ride.
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1035. Did you leave any food in Mongolia?
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1036. What do you get on those Hummers?
About 12 miles to the gallon?
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1037. Nine.
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1038. Dabu, thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.
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1039. Now, I told you you had till Friday.
Your time is running out.
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1040. I know how the days-of-the-week thing
works. You'll get your money.
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1041. Consider this a courtesy call.
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1042. Because come tomorrow,
my nine's gonna be a lot less courteous.
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1043. Since you are being so courteous,
I'd like you to meet Linda Moon.
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1044. Linda, this is Sin.
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1045. - And Dabu.
- Dabu.
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1046. Yeah... I know who you are.
You...
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1047. You did the remix
on Samurai Soul's album, right?
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1048. Linda Moon, you're the girl with...
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1049. Dabu.
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1050. Could you make your dining experience
a little less obtrusive?
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1051. You're the girl with that big voice
I've been hearing so much about.
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1052. If you ever decide
to get out the bargain basement,
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1053. maybe I can remix a song for you.
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1054. You're too pricey for us, Sin.
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1055. Brother gotta get paid, right?
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1056. Miss Moon.
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1057. - Chop-chop.
- Yeah.
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1058. - Dabu.
- Playa.
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1059. - Damn.
- Will you stop playing with that thing?
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1060. You ain't gonna figure out
your two-way, Elliot.
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1061. Why don't you take a break and daydream
about things you like, like, you know,
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1062. flying on a unicorn with
chocolate-covered cherries raining.
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1063. I'm not the one who disrespected you,
Raji, Nick did.
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1064. - Not me. Nick.
- Nick ain't even my boss.
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1065. How's he gonna do me like that?
We're supposed to be partners. Damn.
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1066. Raji, Nick left a message for you.
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1067. If you go near Linda, he'll see that you
suffer excruciating pain
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1068. and never walk again in your life.
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1069. In other words, he'll break your legs.
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1070. Why's he gotta say it
all poetic like that?
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1071. Why can't he just say,
I'm gonna break your legs?
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1072. A nice ass won't get you
through your whole life.
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1073. When you turn 30,
you better have a personality.
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1074. We don't need him anymore, Raj.
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1075. I say it's time you took Nick out.
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1076. What about Chili Palmer, genius?
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1077. You can't even work your pager,
sitting there scheming.
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1078. You'll get to Chili in good time.
Nick's the problem.
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1079. If I take Nicky out,
all roads lead to me, Elliot.
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1080. You don't think about shit, man.
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1081. Not if it ain't you who does it.
I'm talkin' about a setup, bro.
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1082. - Hello.
- Sin LaSalle?
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1083. - Who wants to know?
- Shut your punk-ass mouth!
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1084. NTL owes you 300 large, right?
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1085. Chili Palmer was gonna pay you,
but Nick Carr says,
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1086. Sin LaSalle? I wouldn't give my money
to that Alabama porch monkey.
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1087. - Alabama porch... Nick Carr said that?
- You heard me, fool.
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1088. He told Chili to give him
the 300 grand instead
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1089. in exchange for some contract
or what not.
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1090. Look man, you want your chips?
Do you want your chips?
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1091. Then you best see Nick Carr.
C-A-R'r.
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1092. If I want my... Yeah, I want my chips.
Who is this?
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1093. I'm the one schooling you, son.
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1094. That is beautiful. You did it.
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1095. Let's get some Roscoe's
up in this bitch.
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1096. You want some chicken breasts,
some collards, some yams.
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1097. Some waffles, man. Extra syrup.
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1098. I love Roscoe's.
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1099. I never told you this.
You know what I love about Roscoe's?
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1100. I can take one drumstick, put it in my
mouth and suck all the meat off
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1101. and then pull out that bone.
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1102. Don't be puttin' your sucked-on
drumsticks with my chicken breasts.
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1103. You better keep that shit...
I'm serious. Keep that shit separate.
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1104. Only thing wet on that shit
better be the syrup.
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1105. What's up? It's Raji.
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1106. - Hey, baby.
- Hi, Daddy.
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1107. - How you doin'?
- Good.
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1108. - Good. School was good?
- Yeah.
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1109. You had a good day at school.
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1110. You know what?
We're gonna skip ice cream today.
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1111. Let's drop her off real quick.
Yeah.
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1112. Detective, my husband
was an amazing man.
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1113. Please.
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1114. But...
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1115. he didn't leave NTL
in the best financial position.
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1116. We spoke with his assistant Tiffany
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1117. and she told us about an incident
involving an insurance salesman.
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1118. Yes.
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1119. - Are you OK?
- Yeah. Fine.
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1120. - Mrs. Athens...
- Please, call me Edie.
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1121. Edie, we have reason to believe
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1122. this gentleman was not
an insurance salesman.
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1123. Really? I don't understand.
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1124. Do you think it's possible that your
husband was involved with the...
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1125. the Russian Mafia?
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1126. The Russian Mafia?
I mean, not that I know of, but...
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1127. I did find something.
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1128. Maybe this will help.
I found it in Tommy's desk drawer.
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1129. Nick Carr. It's a pawn ticket.
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1130. Pawn ticket?
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1131. I wanna pick this up.
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1132. Get your black ass out of here.
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1133. What do you tell a man
with two black eyes?
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1134. Nothing.
He's already been told twice.
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1135. Are you gonna give me what I came for,
or are we gonna have a problem?
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1136. Da.
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1137. - An envelope?
- That's it.
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1138. They bought it. You're up.
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1139. How much can I get for this?
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1140. And don't worry. Your hair looks fine.
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1141. Damn!
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1142. - I'm walking, man. I'm walking.
- Have you lost your...
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1143. - Sit your ass down.
- Hang up the phone, Nick.
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1144. Goodbye, Martin.
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1145. - Sin. Good to see you, bro.
- Sit your ass down.
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1146. - I can explain it to you.
- You best hope you didn't lie to us.
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1147. If I can explain what happened, we could
get on the same page here, you know?
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1148. Jesus Christ.
What the hell's going on?
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1149. - It's a misunderstanding.
- Shut your ass up.
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1150. - Your man here says you got our money.
- I can explain it to you.
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1151. - Raji said that?
- It's a misunderstanding.
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1152. - Would you shut it up.
- Don't get excited.
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1153. Let me tell you something,
NTL owes us 300 grand.
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1154. Now, from my understanding,
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1155. Chili Palmer took that money,
gave it to you for some contract.
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1156. - Raji said that? He's full of shit.
- Watch what you say.
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1157. 'Cause we will drop his ass.
Take him outside.
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1158. - Come on, man. Easy!
- Don't land on my Porsche.
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1159. This ain't cool, man!
Come on, man. Pull me up, man!
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1160. You can't hang me like this!
That's a long way, man!
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1161. Come on, man! Pull me up, man!
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1162. Come on! There's cameras
all over this bitch.
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1163. You're gonna be
all over the surveillance!
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1164. Please! Help! Help!
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1165. Stop playing, man!
Stop bullshitting, man.
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1166. That's a law office down there, man!
I'm gonna wake the lawyers up!
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1167. Lawyers, can you see me?
It's Raji from Carosell.
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1168. C-A-R-O...
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1169. I'm gonna drop your ass.
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1170. You can't hit me, man.
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1171. You can't hang me over a thing
and hit me! Pull my ass up!
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1172. - Sin, my bro.
- Cut the my brother shit.
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1173. - You're insulting my mother.
- I'm not in business with Chili Palmer.
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1174. I'm trying to get him out.
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1175. - That piece of shit stole my act.
- Son of a bitch.
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1176. - You set me up.
- Who the hell are you?
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1177. I give you ticket
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1178. and you tell me Chili Palmer
come to my store and I kill him.
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1179. But nyet, no Chili come.
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1180. - Yo, Tolstoy, take a number.
- The cops come with ticket.
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1181. - Cops? What cops?
- Excuse me, Vladimir.
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1182. I don't know about the Ukraine,
but I was here first.
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1183. Be cool, nigger.
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1184. Nigger?
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1185. Look, you don't understand.
This is how Chili Palmer operates.
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1186. It's like a game between us.
He knows I tried to set him up,
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1187. so he did it right back to me.
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1188. Then game is over. No more set ups.
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1189. No more... nigger cops.
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1190. Have you lost your mind?
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1191. I mean, how is it that you can
disrespect a man's ethnicity
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1192. when you know we've influenced
nearly every facet of white America?
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1193. From our music to our style of dress,
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1194. not to mention your basic imitation
of our sense of cool.
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1195. Walk, talk, dress, mannerisms.
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1196. We enrich your very existence,
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1197. all the while contributing
to the gross national product
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1198. through our achievements
in corporate America.
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1199. It's these conceits that comfort me
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1200. when I'm faced with the ignorant,
cowardly, bitter and bigoted,
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1201. who have no talent, no guts,
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1202. people like you who desecrate
things they don't understand
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1203. when the truth is you should say
thank you, man
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1204. and go on about your way.
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1205. But apparently
you're incapable of doing that, so...
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1206. Dabu.
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1207. - My bad, dog.
- And don't tell me to be cool.
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1208. I am cool!
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1209. Racial epithets.
Why does it always come down to that?
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1210. Makes me sad for my daughter.
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1211. You need money? I got you.
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1212. - Nick. Nick!
- I got you!
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1213. Focus.
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1214. Sin, I'm the one who promoted you.
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1215. I'm the reason you're
even owed 300 grand.
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1216. I'm telling you, you want Chili Palmer.
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1217. - Pull my ass in!
- Bring his ass back inside.
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1218. I want you to give it up and lay it down
for a good friend of mine, Linda Moon!
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1219. - She's a diva.
- Told you, she's gonna be huge.
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1220. Ain't that right, Joe Perry?
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1221. - Linda Moon! Linda Moon!
- That's right! Thank you!
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1222. Hey, you expect me to follow that?
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1223. That was incredible.
I feel like I can't even breathe.
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1224. - 20,000 people will do that to you.
- Oh, my God.
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1225. You were great. Good luck. The crowd's
only gonna get bigger for you.
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1226. - Thank you.
- See you.
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1227. Linda Moon!
Gonna be a big star.
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1228. - What about our girl?
- She was amazing.
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1229. Amazing.
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1230. - To Linda Moon.
- To Linda Moon. To you.
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1231. You said something when Elliot was here,
that you wanted to do something.
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1232. What was that?
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1233. I think it might have been something...
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1234. Something like this.
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1235. Are you using me
to get into the music business?
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1236. Oh, Edie. I like you.
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1237. Good.
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1238. Chil. Wake up.
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1239. - What? What is it?
- Listen.
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1240. What's wrong?
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1241. I didn't leave the stereo on.
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1242. Sounds like Knockin' on Heaven's Door.
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1243. All right, I'll check it out,
I'll check it out.
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1244. Evening, gentlemen.
Interesting choice of music.
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1245. A cold black cloud's coming down.
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1246. Gotta love Dylan, man.
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1247. Biograph. It's a great album.
We wouldn't have this song without it.
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1248. But we would have.
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1249. Because Dylan wrote that for
that Peckinpah movie with James Coburn.
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1250. You're in no position to correct me.
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1251. It was for a soundtrack.
Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid.
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1252. Yeah. Song they played when Slim
Pickens died in his wife's arms, right?
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1253. This man knows his Westerns.
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1254. Good movie.
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1255. Gentlemen, thank you very much
for that VH1 moment in music history.
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1256. Time's up. I want my money.
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1257. All right, tomorrow you come by the
office and we'll deal with it.
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1258. How bad d'you want this?
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1259. Know what that is?
It's Linda Moon's contract.
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1260. - Nick Carr give you that?
- Much to his dismay.
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1261. Now, that 300 grand you owe me,
I just doubled it,
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1262. and you got one minute
to come up with my money.
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1263. At the end of that time,
I wanna smell money or smell blood.
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1264. It's your choice.
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1265. - Sin, I want you to hear something.
- I don't wanna hear shit.
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1266. You call that a minute?
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1267. You don't even have to say nothin'.
I already know. I know.
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1268. I can't help it, man.
Don't give me no gun then.
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1269. You know what I'm gonna do.
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1270. Look, Sin, you're a music producer.
You gotta hear this.
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1271. Shoot me later, but hear this now.
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1272. What the hell's going on here?
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1273. Edie. I'm playing Sin the CD.
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1274. Yeah. I noticed.
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1275. Sorry to wake you, Edie,
but your girl here's got a good voice.
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1276. I mean, the first song was nice,
but this one...
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1277. Powerful lyrics just resonates with me.
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1278. You know what Sin said? He said
he just needs to put his touch on it.
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1279. - That's it.
- That's exactly what I said.
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1280. - So, how is Sin proposing to do this?
- Let me produce it.
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1281. I'll fatten up her sound,
give her some edge,
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1282. maybe even add in a little...
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1283. a little...
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1284. - A little blues guitar, yeah, huh?
- Man's got a point, Edie.
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1285. Nothing against Hy Gordon,
but the man is white.
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1286. That's true, Sin.
But... what's that gonna cost me?
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1287. Just a producer's credit...
and a little something on the back end.
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1288. - Which could end up being millions.
- Only if I make it a hit.
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1289. Dabu. Tea!
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1290. What's with the finger? What's that?
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1291. That's not gangsta. That's not gangsta.
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1292. Got you.
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1293. - What do you want, Raj?
- Sin LaSalle produced her single.
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1294. - So?
- That bitch hung me out a window!
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1295. Now he gets to be her producer?
I ain't havin' it.
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1296. At least he's not hanging out
in strip clubs in the middle of the day.
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1297. Listen to me. Chili called, he said
Linda played with Aerosmith and killed.
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1298. Tried to offer me a back-end bullshit
deal to promote her.
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1299. - Can you believe the balls on this guy?
- So he's gonna make her a big star?
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1300. Not if he's dead.
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1301. Are you saying we can smoke him?
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1302. I'm saying you and Elliot
take care of him
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1303. and I'll forget you tried
to take me out.
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1304. Elliot!
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1305. Elliot, you home?
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1306. Elliot?
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1307. Elliot, Chili Palmer.
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1308. I got you an audition
on a Nicole Kidman picture.
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1309. It's next Tuesday at 3:00.
Give me a call.
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1310. No, he ain't. Delete that shit.
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1311. I love that blues guitar.
It's nice.
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1312. It's lyrical but tough now.
I can almost see the video.
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1313. - We should get Shotgun to do the video.
- Now, he tight.
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1314. We'll never get him.
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1315. The man's the Scorsese of music videos.
It won't happen.
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1316. The man was my production assistant
on Get Leo. I'll get him.
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1317. Linda, beautiful,
but when you do the hip thing,
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1318. I need more hip, like a sexier hip,
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1319. like a bigger, sexier hip.
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1320. You'll do it. I'll be back.
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1321. OK? Right on action.
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1322. It's late. Shouldn't you
and Baby Huey be sleeping?
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1323. That's it?
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1324. No, hey, Nick. Good to see
you, man. Did you lose weight?
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1325. She's good, bro.
You get Miss Bangkok in there,
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1326. you got something.
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1327. - You always had an eye for talent.
- It's time you, me and Edie had a talk.
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1328. You wanna talk business, talk to me.
Leave Edie out of this.
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1329. I'm already in negotiations with Edie.
I'm just coming to get you.
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1330. Is that right?
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1331. Edie.
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1332. Well, if it isn't Flea Diddy.
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1333. It's P. Diddy. Don't be coming up in
here like you know anything about rap.
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1334. Oh, I bet I know more than you do.
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1335. You probably don't even know
who the Sugar Hill Gang is.
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1336. But I know who the Bust A Cap
In Your Ass Gang is.
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1337. Let me tell you something, Chil.
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1338. When I told you I wanted us to work
together, I was being genuine.
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1339. Oh, I could tell.
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1340. But now that Linda's
making a name for herself,
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1341. she's gonna need a real professional
managing her career.
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1342. So I'm gonna need that contract back.
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1343. You know, just take it. It's yours.
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1344. Takes a big man to realize
a bigger man swings a bigger dick.
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1345. Nobody's a bigger dick than you, Nick.
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1346. So what the hell's this?
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1347. - That's Linda's contract.
- We thought you'd appreciate the irony.
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1348. - You know how turnabout's fair game.
- Fair game. I like that.
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1349. That could be the name
of my next girl group.
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1350. Take care, Chil.
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1351. - You disrespected me.
- Move your ass.
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1352. It's a damn shame, Chili.
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1353. 'Cause now you're gonna have to go
commit suicide in a dark alley.
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1354. There goes your audition.
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1355. - What audition?
- I left you a message.
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1356. - Stop bullshitting, man.
- At home and on your two-way.
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1357. You didn't leave me a message.
I checked, nobody called me.
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1358. - Maybe somebody erased your messages.
- Check your two-way. Go ahead.
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1359. Stop this shit.
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1360. We got business to take care of.
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1361. - Hey.
- You need help?
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1362. - All right.
- There you go.
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1363. Is that it? Just hit that...?
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1364. - How could you do that, Raj?
- What are you talking about?
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1365. Why am I standing here?
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1366. You've been erasing my messages?
I have an audition on Tuesday.
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1367. What? There ain't no damn message
on that thing.
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1368. - How could you do that, man?
- Why you tripping on me like that?
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1369. - E. Weazy!
- Elliot, be cool.
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1370. Cap-easy! In your ass!
How could you?
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1371. - Put the gun back where it belongs.
- You never want me in movies.
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1372. - Come on, Sugar Tank.
- After all these years? Sugar Tank?
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1373. Come on, man. Check in.
Check in. I'm your ace, man.
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1374. What? They got me!
Damn! They got me, Elliot!
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1375. They got me, man!
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1376. - Tuesday, right, Chili?
- That's right.
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1377. Sorry about your comrade, comrade.
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1378. - What the hell is this?
- Don't know.
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1379. - What the hell...?
- Nick Carr!
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1380. You're under arrest
for the murder of Joe Loop.
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1381. And now, the final nominee
for MTV's Best Video of the Year.
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1382. Linda Moon with the performance
of her smash hit, Ain't No Reason.
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1383. Tonight you've heard
the five nominated songs. Dabu.
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1384. Yeah, I'm Dabu the Great.
We got the Dub MD's in the house.
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1385. Yeah!
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1386. The Best Music Video Award goes to...
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1387. Tell 'em, Dabu!
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1388. First Believer, and now this.
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1389. Yeah, Ain't No Reason To.
Linda Moon's fourth award of the night!
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1390. Sin!
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1391. This is amazing.
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1392. First I would like to thank
my producer, Edie Athens.
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1393. I'd also like to thank Hy Gordon
and Sin LaSalle. Thank you.
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1394. And last but not least,
I would like to thank the guy
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1395. who has believed in me
from the very beginning.
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1396. He made all of this happen.
Chili Palmer, thank you.
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1397. Thanks.
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