1. I only came here
out of respectCopy !req
2. for my parents who...Copy !req
3. knew your family.Copy !req
4. Your father...Copy !req
5. was more than just a friend
to my family.Copy !req
6. That was
a long time ago.Copy !req
7. Yes.Copy !req
8. A long time.Copy !req
9. Thomas Wayne believed
in my father.Copy !req
10. He believed a man could bring
order to a world of chaos.Copy !req
11. And you, Bruce?Copy !req
12. I believe in Gotham City.Copy !req
13. - You try the vongole?
- Mm. Delicious.Copy !req
14. Oh. Hmm.Copy !req
15. Master Bruce. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
16. Is there coffee?Copy !req
17. In the study, sir.Copy !req
18. A Miss Kyle telephoned.Copy !req
19. She said she was checking the number
you gave her to make sure it's real.Copy !req
20. The gates are open.Copy !req
21. We haven't seen
a trick-or-treater in years.Copy !req
22. We won't see one tonight.Copy !req
23. Hardly worth the security risk,
wouldn't you say?Copy !req
24. Respectfully, sir,Copy !req
25. if our security is dependent
on $600 worth of iron alloy...Copy !req
26. This city is fallen, Alfred.Copy !req
27. Then we must endeavor
to lift it up again, Bruce.Copy !req
28. In the meantime,
we live in obstinate hope.Copy !req
29. And an unlocked mansion.Copy !req
30. Anyway...Copy !req
31. it's an absurd holiday.Copy !req
32. Oh, yes.Copy !req
33. Putting on costumes
and striking fear.Copy !req
34. Quite absurd.Copy !req
35. Do you really think...Copy !req
36. I hate when he does that.Copy !req
37. Whoa, whoa, whoa. James.Copy !req
38. Babs! No running!Copy !req
39. Come on guys, slow down!
You're gonna hurt yourselves.Copy !req
40. They're excited, Jim.Copy !req
41. Big night.Copy !req
42. Yeah. All right.Copy !req
43. But we're taking the squad car.Copy !req
44. Too many crazies out.Copy !req
45. Sir!Copy !req
46. Hang on.Copy !req
47. Now you're ready.Copy !req
48. All right, who wants to drive?Copy !req
49. Jim!Copy !req
50. Just joking.Copy !req
51. Hey, hey, hang on.Copy !req
52. It could be a wrong number,
or a crank call or...Copy !req
53. Gordon.Copy !req
54. Uh-huh.Copy !req
55. When?Copy !req
56. All right.Copy !req
57. I'm on my way.Copy !req
58. Your father's Captain now.Copy !req
59. The whole department's
counting on him.Copy !req
60. Well, I was
counting on him, too.Copy !req
61. I'll try and be quick.Copy !req
62. Hello?Copy !req
63. Gilda. There you are.Copy !req
64. What?Copy !req
65. Harvey.Copy !req
66. You're home.Copy !req
67. Better late than never.Copy !req
68. Why are you hiding
out here in the cold?Copy !req
69. I know.Copy !req
70. I'm sorry, I-I just...Copy !req
71. Mm, you started without me.Copy !req
72. Did you have any kids?Copy !req
73. What?Copy !req
74. Trick-or-treaters.Copy !req
75. Oh, no. I...Copy !req
76. No. I just...Copy !req
77. I don't think I'm really up
for all that tonight.Copy !req
78. Answering the door
every five minutes...Copy !req
79. smiling.Copy !req
80. Yeah, I saw the bowl
on the porch.Copy !req
81. It's okay.
It's a ghost town out there.Copy !req
82. So to speak.Copy !req
83. We're gonna be eating
that candy for a month.Copy !req
84. Or not.Copy !req
85. You know I have a love-hate
relationship with candy.Copy !req
86. You have a love-hate
relationship with everything.Copy !req
87. Let's just crawl into bedCopy !req
88. and watch an oldCopy !req
89. black and white movie on...Copy !req
90. Baby, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
91. You have to go.Copy !req
92. Pick a movie.
I'll be back soon.Copy !req
93. I love you.Copy !req
94. Does he always keep you
waiting like this?Copy !req
95. He'll be here.Copy !req
96. I thought you quit.Copy !req
97. I have.Copy !req
98. Hmm. Don't worry,
I won't tell Barbara.Copy !req
99. Gentlemen.Copy !req
100. Ah. Good.Copy !req
101. This is District Attorney
Harvey D...Copy !req
102. Bats.Copy !req
103. Dent.Copy !req
104. Okay.Copy !req
105. What's happened?Copy !req
106. Johnny Viti was
murdered tonight.Copy !req
107. Damn it!Copy !req
108. The Roman's nephew.Copy !req
109. He has a name.Copy !req
110. It's Carmine Falcone,
not "The Roman."Copy !req
111. Harvey, calm down.Copy !req
112. Where were your men, Jim?Copy !req
113. I've been working on Viti
for months!Copy !req
114. Nobody on your team
thought he'd be vulnerableCopy !req
115. the night before he's gonna
turn state's evidence?Copy !req
116. .22 caliber, taped handle,Copy !req
117. serial number filed off.Copy !req
118. Baby bottle nipple
for a silencer.Copy !req
119. Odd, but effective.Copy !req
120. And untraceable.Copy !req
121. Hard to tell if we're dealing
with a professional.Copy !req
122. Of course it was a professional!
This was Falcone!Copy !req
123. He found out Viti was gonna betray the
family so he took him off the board!Copy !req
124. Maybe.Copy !req
125. We were so close.Copy !req
126. We were so close, Jim.Copy !req
127. He was ready to sing.Copy !req
128. And not just about Carmine,
the whole family was going away.Copy !req
129. We had a real opportunity
to change things.Copy !req
130. We still do.Copy !req
131. It's just a setback.Copy !req
132. We'll find another way
to take down Falcone.Copy !req
133. Together.Copy !req
134. Where's
the jack-o'-lantern?Copy !req
135. Excuse me?Copy !req
136. You think it's important?Copy !req
137. I don't know yet.Copy !req
138. Look, Harvey's right.Copy !req
139. This city's finally
got a chance.Copy !req
140. And it's the three men
standing here right now.Copy !req
141. The Falcone crime family
has to be taken down.Copy !req
142. So I'm putting
you two together.Copy !req
143. District Attorney Dent will
work in the light, and you...Copy !req
144. will work the other side.Copy !req
145. Bend the rules,
but never break them.Copy !req
146. And I'll do everything I can
to protect you both.Copy !req
147. Understood.Copy !req
148. He needs
to hear you say it, Bats.Copy !req
149. Two heads are better than one.Copy !req
150. Leads come my way
pretty fast.Copy !req
151. Keep your ears open.Copy !req
152. Then I guess we're up and...Copy !req
153. running.Copy !req
154. He does that a lot.Copy !req
155. I just...Copy !req
156. And I'm talking to myself.Copy !req
157. Godfather.Copy !req
158. I'm so sorry
to hear about your nephew.Copy !req
159. Grazie, amico.Copy !req
160. Carmine.Copy !req
161. No disrespect,Copy !req
162. but why are we sitting
on our hands here, huh?Copy !req
163. He put two in Johnny's head!Copy !req
164. Who did?Copy !req
165. Salvatore Maroni! Who else?Copy !req
166. Ever since
he took over that family,Copy !req
167. he's been gunning for us,Copy !req
168. and tonight,
he found the target.Copy !req
169. It's a warning, for Chrissakes.Copy !req
170. Perhaps.Copy !req
171. But let us be clear.Copy !req
172. The man who pulled the trigger
did not load the gun.Copy !req
173. Maroni's ambition was in check until
the law put a target on my back.Copy !req
174. Now it's open season.Copy !req
175. If anyone is responsible
for my nephew's death,Copy !req
176. it's that new son of a bitch
in the DA's office.Copy !req
177. Dent.Copy !req
178. - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Maybe he should sleep with the fishes.Copy !req
179. Hell yes!Copy !req
180. You just say the word, Carmine,
and I'll do Dent myself!Copy !req
181. Settle, Antoni.Copy !req
182. At the right time,
we'll hit back. Until then...Copy !req
183. The right time is now, Carmine!Copy !req
184. Now! Any delay is only gonna
make you look even weaker!Copy !req
185. Thank you
for your concern, Antoni.Copy !req
186. No... no disrespect, Carmine.Copy !req
187. It's "Godfather."Copy !req
188. Milos. Come on!Copy !req
189. Please!Copy !req
190. Milos! No!Copy !req
191. No!Copy !req
192. We have other business
to discuss?Copy !req
193. Alberto?Copy !req
194. Alberto!Copy !req
195. Business time.Copy !req
196. Take your crosswords
for a walk.Copy !req
197. They're...Copy !req
198. logic puzzles.Copy !req
199. Thirty-two going on thirteen.Copy !req
200. Wayne is
not gonna supportCopy !req
201. any large-scale
structuring effort.Copy !req
202. So, for now, the assets will have to
be moved to a more secure facility...Copy !req
203. Your equipment's
weighing you down.Copy !req
204. Why are you running?Copy !req
205. Fun.Copy !req
206. You could use a little fun.Copy !req
207. Give me your hand.Copy !req
208. Nah.Copy !req
209. Got you exactly
where I want you.Copy !req
210. Falcone.Copy !req
211. Wait till you see
what's inside.Copy !req
212. Mm...Copy !req
213. Have you ever seen
this kind of money?Copy !req
214. It's authentic.Copy !req
215. So crisp and clean.Copy !req
216. Actually,
it's incredibly dirty.Copy !req
217. Falcone's been having trouble
laundering his cash for some time.Copy !req
218. We just didn't know
where he was stockpiling it.Copy !req
219. Thank you.Copy !req
220. I'm happy to help.Copy !req
221. Why?Copy !req
222. You could have kept it
to yourself.Copy !req
223. You could have lived
pretty well with all this.Copy !req
224. Why hand it over?Copy !req
225. To you?Copy !req
226. Who knows.Copy !req
227. Get down!Copy !req
228. Take it from me, pal,Copy !req
229. around here,
curiosity can get you killed.Copy !req
230. Let him go.Copy !req
231. What? Why?Copy !req
232. Because he's with me.Copy !req
233. Also because he's the DA who put
all your friends into Arkham.Copy !req
234. We got room for one more.Copy !req
235. Anyone follow us?Copy !req
236. I could barely follow us.Copy !req
237. Falcone Imports has been doing
quite a business.Copy !req
238. You know,
if we were any other men...Copy !req
239. We're not.Copy !req
240. Yeah. No. Of course.Copy !req
241. So, what now?Copy !req
242. We should call Gordon.Copy !req
243. Have his men
pick this up as evidence.Copy !req
244. Falcone owns the mayor
and the entire city assembly.Copy !req
245. It'd be back in his coffers
by tomorrow.Copy !req
246. So the only way to make
an impact is to make it disappear.Copy !req
247. Yeah, but look at all this.Copy !req
248. Moving it could take days.Copy !req
249. Well, who said anything
about moving it?Copy !req
250. Why are you trying
to hurt Falcone?Copy !req
251. Why are you?Copy !req
252. It's not personal, sweetheart.
It's justice.Copy !req
253. Justice can be personal,Copy !req
254. sweetie.Copy !req
255. Give me a head start.Copy !req
256. I don't want to get caught
anywhere near here.Copy !req
257. I don't know.Copy !req
258. Gordon says I'm supposed
to work in the light.Copy !req
259. Well, then, light it up.Copy !req
260. I owe you one.Copy !req
261. You owe me like...Copy !req
262. a billion-five.Copy !req
263. I can't really be a lawyer
and a criminal, can I?Copy !req
264. I want to win.Copy !req
265. But do I want to win like this?Copy !req
266. I'm of two minds here.Copy !req
267. So it's a coin flip.Copy !req
268. Yeah. I guess it is.Copy !req
269. Heads, we burn it down.Copy !req
270. Okay.Copy !req
271. Call Chen.Copy !req
272. Firefighters on the
scene here in the Industrial DistrictCopy !req
273. working to contain the blazeCopy !req
274. before it can spread
to nearby homes and businesses.Copy !req
275. Now at this time, Jackie,Copy !req
276. officials believe
the Falcone Imports warehouse,Copy !req
277. owned, of course,
by the notorious Falcone crime family,Copy !req
278. to be vacant...Copy !req
279. "Two heads
are better than one."Copy !req
280. Gilda?Copy !req
281. Gilda?Copy !req
282. Hey! You scared me.Copy !req
283. I came home and I didn't know
where you were.Copy !req
284. Did you hear me calling?Copy !req
285. Please stay.Copy !req
286. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
287. I mean it.Copy !req
288. Don't leave me.Copy !req
289. Baby, I know
I haven't been around.Copy !req
290. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
291. But this job,Copy !req
292. it isn't forever.Copy !req
293. Hey, we caught a huge break
tonight on this Falcone thing.Copy !req
294. Once I take him out,Copy !req
295. and I will take him out...Copy !req
296. things are gonna be different.Copy !req
297. We can start a family.Copy !req
298. You know I can't.Copy !req
299. Of course you can.Copy !req
300. We can.Copy !req
301. We'll talk about options
when you're ready,Copy !req
302. but I need you to trust
that we're still on track.Copy !req
303. And that I love you.Copy !req
304. Now are we still having
movie night or not?Copy !req
305. No, don't even answer that.
Come on.Copy !req
306. If we take 66th,Copy !req
307. we can cut them off
at the Westward Bridge.Copy !req
308. No, maintain a safe distance
for now.Copy !req
309. Good evening, sir.
The turkey is roasting,Copy !req
310. the pies are cooling
and Miss Kyle is en route.Copy !req
311. Alfred, make a note
to order a new windshield.Copy !req
312. Bulletproof.Copy !req
313. Of course, sir, but if I may...Copy !req
314. Aah!Copy !req
315. I thought
you didn't hurt people!Copy !req
316. You thought wrong.Copy !req
317. You and your San Ho Hui buddiesCopy !req
318. were seen outside Harvey
Dent's house on Halloween.Copy !req
319. We were trick-or-treating.Copy !req
320. Having fun?Copy !req
321. Not yet.Copy !req
322. But any second now.Copy !req
323. Ya!Copy !req
324. Go.Copy !req
325. I'll keep an eye
on your little friends.Copy !req
326. A "thank you" would be nice!Copy !req
327. It is Thanksgiving.Copy !req
328. We can
make this easy, Mickey.Copy !req
329. Just tell me
who hired you to kill Dent.Copy !req
330. Go to hell, Bat-Freak.Copy !req
331. Right now, the only difference
between you and meCopy !req
332. is that I know
what's down here.Copy !req
333. Hmm.Copy !req
334. Grundy.Copy !req
335. He's mine.Copy !req
336. Let him go.Copy !req
337. This is your place.Copy !req
338. Give him to me
and I'll make sureCopy !req
339. he never sets foot
down here again.Copy !req
340. You can be alone.Copy !req
341. Born on a Monday.Copy !req
342. One more for ya.Copy !req
343. My goodness.Copy !req
344. People have been
so kind to Harvey.Copy !req
345. Oh, this one's not
for your husband. It's for you.Copy !req
346. From a "Mr. Falcone."Copy !req
347. I-I'm sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
348. It's none of my business...Copy !req
349. Isn't it time for his dinner?Copy !req
350. I don't wanna
be here, Mick.Copy !req
351. My wife's cooking turkey
with all the trimmings.Copy !req
352. I love turkey
with all the trimmings.Copy !req
353. So, just tell us what you know about the
bomb in the district attorney's house,Copy !req
354. then we can all go eat.Copy !req
355. I don't even know
Carmine Falcone.Copy !req
356. The Roman contracted your triad
to take out Harvey Dent!Copy !req
357. Your signature's all over it.Copy !req
358. Mickey. You gotta help me
keep my friend here calm.Copy !req
359. Just give us something,Copy !req
360. anything.Copy !req
361. Someone's trying to frame me.Copy !req
362. I told you. I'm innocent.Copy !req
363. Chairs are for suspects.Copy !req
364. This guy's innocent.Copy !req
365. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
366. Hey. I thought we were
just doing a thing.Copy !req
367. This little act doesn't get us
anywhere if the guy gets hurt.Copy !req
368. Maybe you guys should admit
you have nothing on San Ho Hui.Copy !req
369. If you had, you would've
booked me already.Copy !req
370. All right. That's it. Montoya!Copy !req
371. Please, show our friend out.Copy !req
372. Maybe you should thank
whoever planted that bomb.Copy !req
373. What did you say?Copy !req
374. You still haven't figured out
who killed Johnny Viti?Copy !req
375. Get him outta my sight.Copy !req
376. You may be aces in a fistfight, but you've
got a lot to learn about detective work.Copy !req
377. I found him, didn't I?Copy !req
378. It's not just
about finding them.Copy !req
379. You gotta know how
they're gonna help your case.Copy !req
380. Mickey Chen is a small fish
protected by Falcone.Copy !req
381. We were never going
to get a confession.Copy !req
382. We needed to make friends
and, in time, flip him.Copy !req
383. Keep talking like that,
they'll make you DA.Copy !req
384. Harvey isn't dead yet.Copy !req
385. And he isn't a killer, either.Copy !req
386. No matter what
that scumbag thinks.Copy !req
387. He's never even owned a gun.Copy !req
388. Falcone fits.Copy !req
389. The Roman killed Viti
and ordered the hit on Dent.Copy !req
390. Occam's Razor.Copy !req
391. The simplest explanation
is usually the right one.Copy !req
392. All right, if I leave now,
I might just make dinner.Copy !req
393. You should be
with your people, too.Copy !req
394. Fine.Copy !req
395. Good night.Copy !req
396. Happy Thanksgiving, Mrs. Dent.Copy !req
397. Now, I'm sure the missus is running
out to pick up some real food,Copy !req
398. but I guarantee you, you have
never had pumpkin pie like...Copy !req
399. Uh, Mr. Dent?Copy !req
400. I just wanted to get out of this
city, I hate this place.Copy !req
401. Nice.Copy !req
402. The secret
is the basil.Copy !req
403. You want only the youngest
leaves from the youngest plant,Copy !req
404. otherwise it's like mint.Copy !req
405. Overpowers everything.Copy !req
406. We have a lot
to be thankful for, Alberto.Copy !req
407. Such as?Copy !req
408. Health. Family.Copy !req
409. What's left of it.Copy !req
410. If you are referring
to your cousin Johnny,Copy !req
411. that is being handled.Copy !req
412. By Mickey Chen.Copy !req
413. And who do you think hired him?Copy !req
414. Of course.Copy !req
415. Is there something
you wish to say?Copy !req
416. No, Poppa.Copy !req
417. Except to point out that
Harvey Dent is still alive.Copy !req
418. Because I allow it.Copy !req
419. For now.Copy !req
420. This.Copy !req
421. This is what
I keep talking about.Copy !req
422. This is Oxford.Copy !req
423. That place polluted
your mind, Alberto.Copy !req
424. You used to know
your place. Now?Copy !req
425. I should have
never sent you there.Copy !req
426. The dangers
of independent thought.Copy !req
427. When have you had
one independent thoughtCopy !req
428. that actually benefited
this family?Copy !req
429. Maybe when I sent flowersCopy !req
430. to Dent's hospital roomCopy !req
431. in the Falcone name.Copy !req
432. You did what?Copy !req
433. I sent flowers.Copy !req
434. I thought it would
take suspicion off of usCopy !req
435. if we looked like we care
about his recovery.Copy !req
436. Now, I suppose you'll say
it was a sloppy move.Copy !req
437. I can forgive sloppy.Copy !req
438. What I will not tolerateCopy !req
439. is you presuming to speakCopy !req
440. on behalf of this family.Copy !req
441. Let me be perfectly clear.Copy !req
442. Again.Copy !req
443. Any notion you may holdCopy !req
444. about being next in lineCopy !req
445. to take overCopy !req
446. our business interestsCopy !req
447. is a pathetic delusion.Copy !req
448. You are weak.Copy !req
449. Your weakness is my liability.Copy !req
450. You are to have zero contact
with Mr. or Mrs. Harvey Dent.Copy !req
451. End of discussion.Copy !req
452. Harvey!Copy !req
453. Hello.Copy !req
454. I got a call that you went
missing from the hospital.Copy !req
455. How did I know
I'd find you here?Copy !req
456. Couldn't stand
being cooped up anymore.Copy !req
457. Thought I'd stretch my legs.Copy !req
458. Yeah.Copy !req
459. Listen, why don't you hop in?
I'll take you back.Copy !req
460. No. No, no, no, no, no.
I like it out here.Copy !req
461. I'm on my way home
for Thanksgiving dinner.Copy !req
462. You should come along.Copy !req
463. Barbara always makes a ton.Copy !req
464. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
465. Harvey, what are we doing here?Copy !req
466. I don't know.Copy !req
467. Maybe I wasn't ready
for this yet.Copy !req
468. I think I'm gonna go back now.Copy !req
469. Don't you worry about Harvey.Copy !req
470. All right, Counselor.Copy !req
471. As far as I'm concerned,
you don't have this.Copy !req
472. The Falcones
are dangerous peopleCopy !req
473. and, to them,
you're the bad guy.Copy !req
474. Protect your family.Copy !req
475. So I made him an offer,
you know.Copy !req
476. To the family.Copy !req
477. Those dearly departed...Copy !req
478. and those whom we are fortunate
to have beside us here today.Copy !req
479. Let us be thankful for the time
we still have togetherCopy !req
480. and for the many blessings
bestowed upon us.Copy !req
481. - Alla salute!
- Salute!Copy !req
482. Ah, yes.Copy !req
483. - Oh, look.
- Oh, come here!Copy !req
484. - Oh-ho!
- Yeah!Copy !req
485. - I told you I'd walk.
- Very good, very good.Copy !req
486. Yeah!Copy !req
487. - Whoo-hoo!
- Welcome back.Copy !req
488. Barbara?Copy !req
489. Ooh!Copy !req
490. Solomon Grundy...Copy !req
491. born on a Monday...Copy !req
492. No. Believe me. I told him
where he could stick the cape.Copy !req
493. Even Gordon laughed.Copy !req
494. That's when they let me go.Copy !req
495. You don't
need me for this.Copy !req
496. I should be out hunting.Copy !req
497. We've got it covered.Copy !req
498. All of Gotham PD will be deployed
throughout town by midnight.Copy !req
499. One way or another, when Holiday
comes calling, we'll be ready.Copy !req
500. You know, this was all you.Copy !req
501. I wanted them
in Gotham Penitentiary.Copy !req
502. This was Harvey.Copy !req
503. And he was right.Copy !req
504. Calendar Man.Copy !req
505. So...Copy !req
506. a killer who only
works on holidays.Copy !req
507. And it's December 24th.Copy !req
508. I was wondering
when you'd get to me.Copy !req
509. We don't have much time, Day.Copy !req
510. Who killed Johnny Viti
on Halloween?Copy !req
511. The same person who killed Mickey
Chen and his crew on Thanksgiving.Copy !req
512. We need a better answer
than that.Copy !req
513. Viti was The Roman's nephew.Copy !req
514. The Roman was Chen's employer.Copy !req
515. First suspect is, therefore,Copy !req
516. The Roman.Copy !req
517. But since sneaking around
isn't really Falcone's style,Copy !req
518. we move on to
the second suspect.Copy !req
519. Someone hoping for the fall
of The Roman empire.Copy !req
520. Like Sal Maroni.Copy !req
521. He's as good a guess
as any of the others.Copy !req
522. What "others"?Copy !req
523. You're down a man.Copy !req
524. This is a waste of time.Copy !req
525. I told you to bring Mr. Dent.Copy !req
526. He isn't safe out there.Copy !req
527. The DA who put you all
in Arkham?Copy !req
528. Half the patients here
would kill him on sight,Copy !req
529. so I'd say out there
is the only place he is safe.Copy !req
530. Perhaps.Copy !req
531. Or perhaps he doesn't know
you're here.Copy !req
532. Perhaps...Copy !req
533. the district attorney...Copy !req
534. is a suspect?Copy !req
535. Ah.Copy !req
536. Well, of course.Copy !req
537. Intelligent, calculating, with a
mission to take down Carmine Falcone.Copy !req
538. It all fits.Copy !req
539. Harvey Dent is not a killer.Copy !req
540. Unless he's leading
a double life.Copy !req
541. Like your caped crusader here.Copy !req
542. Why did you ask for me?Copy !req
543. So you could see for yourself.Copy !req
544. I don't have time
for your crazy.Copy !req
545. You really don't.Copy !req
546. There's lots of crazy
out there these days.Copy !req
547. And just when you thought
you'd cleaned it all up.Copy !req
548. What a...Copy !req
549. joke.Copy !req
550. Happy holiday.Copy !req
551. Open it!Copy !req
552. He had somebody get to my kid!Copy !req
553. If...
If I didn't help him...Copy !req
554. I'm sorry.Copy !req
555. Harvey isn't safe.Copy !req
556. Go!Copy !req
557. Gilda? Is that you?Copy !req
558. "Gilda"!Copy !req
559. She looked like a Gilda.Copy !req
560. Looking for this?Copy !req
561. Relax, lollipop!Copy !req
562. Police issue.Copy !req
563. Where's my wife?Copy !req
564. She's just where I left her,
last-minute shopping.Copy !req
565. Spoiler alert, it's socks.Copy !req
566. What do you want?Copy !req
567. Aw, I thought I was
playing Santi Claus!Copy !req
568. Oh, all right.Copy !req
569. I want a fire engine
and a football and...Copy !req
570. to deliver a message.Copy !req
571. Put the gun down
and we'll talk.Copy !req
572. Sure!Copy !req
573. Your suspicions
were correct.Copy !req
574. A Santa clown has reportedly
terrorized three families today.Copy !req
575. Sir, they were
all named "Dent."Copy !req
576. Whoo!Copy !req
577. Where did you get that?Copy !req
578. Why?Copy !req
579. Ya missin' one?Copy !req
580. You could use some cheering up!Copy !req
581. Have ya heard the one
about the murderous clownCopy !req
582. that escaped the asylum and showed up
at the home of the DA who put him there?Copy !req
583. See, there's a persistent rumor
'round these partsCopy !req
584. that DA Dent
is more than he appears to be.Copy !req
585. But there's only roomCopy !req
586. for one homicidal maniacCopy !req
587. in this town.Copy !req
588. And if I hearCopy !req
589. that Happy Harvey DentCopy !req
590. is steppin' out,Copy !req
591. I'll make sure little GildaCopy !req
592. doesn't have to clothes-shopCopy !req
593. for hubby-wubby ever again.Copy !req
594. You call that a joke?Copy !req
595. But you haven't even
heard the punchline!Copy !req
596. It goes like this!Copy !req
597. Harvey.Copy !req
598. Harvey, can you hear me?Copy !req
599. Any idea where he was heading?Copy !req
600. Maroni...Copy !req
601. "monge"?Copy !req
602. What happened to your
friend's face, Maroni?Copy !req
603. Nothin'.Copy !req
604. What happened to yours?Copy !req
605. Oh, you mother...Copy !req
606. Tell me everything he said.Copy !req
607. If you get off of my neck.Copy !req
608. He was inside
before we got there.Copy !req
609. Took out the whole staff,
poisoned the fagioli.Copy !req
610. I wasn't hungry,
but, uh, Freddy here...Copy !req
611. I dunno. Guess I'm lucky.Copy !req
612. No. He let you live. Why?Copy !req
613. Do I look like I know?Copy !req
614. He put a gun in my faceCopy !req
615. and told me
that this is his turfCopy !req
616. and that he's cracking down
on interlopers.Copy !req
617. Maybe I should thank him.Copy !req
618. I don't know where you get off.Copy !req
619. Freaks like this clown used
to play way out on the fringe,Copy !req
620. but once you showed up...Copy !req
621. Relax, pal.Copy !req
622. Ya know, things used to
run smooth in this town.Copy !req
623. Now we got killer crocs
and moths and sewer zombies,Copy !req
624. not to mention
a homicidal maniacCopy !req
625. skulking around the holidays
hittin' made men.Copy !req
626. What's the common thread? Huh.Copy !req
627. Where is he?Copy !req
628. Who knows? He's a nutjob.Copy !req
629. But if he's the guy
killin' Falcone's men,Copy !req
630. it's only a matter of time till
he gets to old Carmine himself.Copy !req
631. Maybe start there.Copy !req
632. Not really much
of a detective, are ya?Copy !req
633. Hello.Copy !req
634. Navy, navy, charcoal, black.Copy !req
635. Ugh!Copy !req
636. Really, Carm, is a splash
of color too much to ask?Copy !req
637. Stop clowning around.Copy !req
638. If you're gonna kill me,
just do it.Copy !req
639. Is this the face of a killer?Copy !req
640. Ugh!Copy !req
641. I guess it is!Copy !req
642. Oh, relax, polpetto,
I'm not going to kill you.Copy !req
643. Not tonight, anyway.Copy !req
644. It's Christmas!Copy !req
645. But...Copy !req
646. someone will die tonight.Copy !req
647. Probably someone close to you.Copy !req
648. Don't you want to know
who's pulling the trigger?Copy !req
649. Anyhoo, I just
popped in to say,Copy !req
650. if you hear any news about
the Holiday investigation,Copy !req
651. I'd like you to pass it my way.Copy !req
652. As a professional courtesy.Copy !req
653. Here's my card!Copy !req
654. Buon Natale!Copy !req
655. Buon Natale.Copy !req
656. Hoo!
I kill me.Copy !req
657. What the hell?Copy !req
658. Missed me!Copy !req
659. Whoo!Copy !req
660. You know what I forgot?Copy !req
661. Whoa! That was close!Copy !req
662. Whee!Copy !req
663. I would
remind you, sir,Copy !req
664. of Mr. Falcone's "annual benefit
for the Gotham Children's Clinic."Copy !req
665. It would be advisable to show
your face at least one year.Copy !req
666. Your father
built that hospital.Copy !req
667. He helped
The Roman build it.Copy !req
668. Still, a good cause.Copy !req
669. And, frankly,
a night on a yachtCopy !req
670. could do you some good.Copy !req
671. Miss Kyle will be there.Copy !req
672. Three murders
on three holidays.Copy !req
673. Each of the victims,
a Falcone associate.Copy !req
674. All shot with the same type
of untraceable gun.Copy !req
675. No witnesses.Copy !req
676. Suspects?Copy !req
677. Salvatore Maroni.Copy !req
678. His family's always been
second to The Roman.Copy !req
679. He's notoriously ambitious.Copy !req
680. But he's killed
Falcone's men in broad daylight.Copy !req
681. Why the cloak-and-dagger
Holiday business?Copy !req
682. Carla Viti, Falcone's sister.Copy !req
683. Runs their Chicago operation.Copy !req
684. She could be making a play
for control of the family.Copy !req
685. By killing her
only son on Halloween?Copy !req
686. She is a criminal.Copy !req
687. And he
is a homicidal maniac.Copy !req
688. The guard testifiedCopy !req
689. that he escaped before
the first murder.Copy !req
690. The Roman himself.Copy !req
691. Johnny Viti
was about to flipCopy !req
692. and Mickey Chen could testifyCopy !req
693. that Falcone ordered
Dent's murder.Copy !req
694. He had motive
to silence them both.Copy !req
695. But why kill his own bodyguard?Copy !req
696. May I ask why you're keeping
the fifth suspect off the board?Copy !req
697. Because
I don't like it.Copy !req
698. But it fits. Doesn't it?Copy !req
699. Obsessed with
taking down Falcone.Copy !req
700. More than boss Maroni and every
ambitious made man in town.Copy !req
701. He was turned down
for a gun license last yearCopy !req
702. when the psych eval
showed some...Copy !req
703. wild aberrations.Copy !req
704. Or is it someone else entirely?Copy !req
705. Someone we haven't even
considered.Copy !req
706. I thought this would be about
sweeping criminals off the street,Copy !req
707. maybe scaring them straight.Copy !req
708. I never thought the Batman was
going to have to be a detective.Copy !req
709. A good one.Copy !req
710. What if I can't
save them, Alfred?Copy !req
711. I've seen these
growing pains before, sir,Copy !req
712. and I am confident that,
in the end,Copy !req
713. the Batman will be
what the world needs him to be.Copy !req
714. The same, I believe,
should be said of Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
715. My distinguished guests.Copy !req
716. It is my honor
to welcome you here tonight.Copy !req
717. I see a lot of familiar faces.Copy !req
718. Mayor.Copy !req
719. Your Eminence.Copy !req
720. No, I was talking
to Sal Maroni.Copy !req
721. Sal Maroni. On my yacht.Copy !req
722. It's like my father
always said,Copy !req
723. "Keep your enemies close...Copy !req
724. and a loaded gun closer."Copy !req
725. Thirty years ago, a small group
of concerned GothamitesCopy !req
726. joined together
to build somethingCopy !req
727. the politicians squabbling in the
halls of government could not.Copy !req
728. Dr. Thomas Wayne and I built the
Children's Clinic to protect families.Copy !req
729. And if you know me,Copy !req
730. you know there is nothing more
important to me than family.Copy !req
731. So, buon anno!Copy !req
732. Thank you all for being here
and for your generosity.Copy !req
733. Let's beat last year's total.Copy !req
734. Remember, cash only, please!Copy !req
735. Also, I would like to thank
our corporate sponsors,Copy !req
736. Kord Omniversal,Copy !req
737. Soder Cola,Copy !req
738. and for the 10th year running,
Gotham Broadcasting Company.Copy !req
739. Oh! Oh...Copy !req
740. Oh, I'm so sorry!Copy !req
741. Here, let me.Copy !req
742. I have it. Thank you.Copy !req
743. No, thank you.Copy !req
744. One more thing, and then I
promise I'll let you enjoy the party.Copy !req
745. I would like
to acknowledge someone.Copy !req
746. As I said, nothing is more
important to me than family.Copy !req
747. And perhaps my one regretCopy !req
748. is making this man feel like he
is not a part of this family.Copy !req
749. We have not always
agreed on details.Copy !req
750. But we agree
on the most important things.Copy !req
751. We believe in family.Copy !req
752. We believe in business.Copy !req
753. And like
all of you here tonight,Copy !req
754. we believe in Gotham City.Copy !req
755. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
756. the son I never had,Copy !req
757. Mr. Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
758. - I think I see them!
- Wh-What?Copy !req
759. As if it matters!
I hardly ever see you anyway!Copy !req
760. I'm just saying,
there's no need to...Copy !req
761. Hey, Harvey!Copy !req
762. Shouldn't you
be working, Captain?Copy !req
763. I am.Copy !req
764. This is the largest police
presence this city's ever seen.Copy !req
765. We got caught with our
pants down on Christmas,Copy !req
766. but Heaven help Holiday if he
tries anything here tonight.Copy !req
767. Always on duty!Copy !req
768. Always.Copy !req
769. You didn't
bring the kids?Copy !req
770. They're sleeping overCopy !req
771. at my mother's tonight.Copy !req
772. We should try and hire you
to sit next time, Gilda.Copy !req
773. I bet you're great with kids.Copy !req
774. I haven't worked
as a sitter in years.Copy !req
775. It paid her way
through law school.Copy !req
776. I didn't know you're a lawyer.Copy !req
777. I was.Copy !req
778. Now I'm not anything.Copy !req
779. Dead pilot? Check!Copy !req
780. Ground crew? Check!Copy !req
781. Poison gas? Check!Copy !req
782. Time to ring in the new year.Copy !req
783. Ladies and gentlemen,
please fasten your seatbeltsCopy !req
784. as I have no idea
how to fly this thing!Copy !req
785. Looks
like a real party.Copy !req
786. So what the hell
are we doing here?Copy !req
787. I don't know.Copy !req
788. Something tells me this is
where I need to be tonight.Copy !req
789. We...Copy !req
790. Look,
we haven't talked,Copy !req
791. and I think we should.Copy !req
792. I feel like whatever this is...Copy !req
793. whatever we've tried to be to
one another is... unraveling.Copy !req
794. And we both know why.Copy !req
795. We've never spoken of it,Copy !req
796. but the truth is that you and I
are two different people.Copy !req
797. It was fun to try,Copy !req
798. but I don't think we're everCopy !req
799. gonna be able
to put it all together.Copy !req
800. I guess we're just
not cut out for...Copy !req
801. whatever this is.Copy !req
802. Was.Copy !req
803. Don't worry, though.Copy !req
804. I'll see you on the other side.Copy !req
805. When did you do it?Copy !req
806. Do what?Copy !req
807. You took my watch
without me noticing.Copy !req
808. So when did you do it?
I'm curious.Copy !req
809. Take it from me, Bruce,Copy !req
810. around here,
curiosity can get you killed.Copy !req
811. Not now.Copy !req
812. What?Copy !req
813. Where?Copy !req
814. I just want to have
a normal night.Copy !req
815. Can we just have
a normal night?Copy !req
816. I don't even know
what that is anymore!Copy !req
817. I am alone here.Copy !req
818. I told myself it was okayCopy !req
819. because it would get better,Copy !req
820. but it hasn't!Copy !req
821. You don't have to be alone!Copy !req
822. We've talked about
having a baby.Copy !req
823. I can't!Copy !req
824. You know that I can't!Copy !req
825. Maybe not
the old-fashioned way,Copy !req
826. but that doesn't mean
that we can't try something...Copy !req
827. I don't want it!Copy !req
828. I don't want it because I can'tCopy !req
829. and I can't
because I don't want it!Copy !req
830. Can we please
talk about this in private?Copy !req
831. Jesus, why can't you
be more like...Copy !req
832. More like who?Copy !req
833. I'm only one man.Copy !req
834. I can't do this.Copy !req
835. Not now.Copy !req
836. Excuse us.Copy !req
837. Jim, did you know they're
having these kinds of problems?Copy !req
838. Jim?Copy !req
839. Yeah. I see it now.Copy !req
840. Huh?Copy !req
841. What's going on?Copy !req
842. Crappy New Year!Copy !req
843. Hey!Copy !req
844. Oh, silly me! The safety! Ha!Copy !req
845. Ooh, pretty!Copy !req
846. Huh?Copy !req
847. Well, shit.Copy !req
848. Economy class ain't what
she used to be! Ha!Copy !req
849. This area
needs to be clear!Copy !req
850. Everyone
remain calm!Copy !req
851. This way!Copy !req
852. - Pearce!
- Captain, sir!Copy !req
853. I need to get my wife
out of here!Copy !req
854. Yes, sir!Copy !req
855. Follow me, ma'am.Copy !req
856. What are you trying to prove
with this stunt, Joker?Copy !req
857. Prove? Stunt? Joker?Copy !req
858. No, wait,
that one's right.Copy !req
859. - Why did you kill Johnny Viti?
- What?Copy !req
860. And Mickey Chen
and Milos Grappa?Copy !req
861. You think I'm Holiday?Copy !req
862. Oh, poppet,
I didn't know you cared!Copy !req
863. Of course I'm not Holiday!Copy !req
864. If I were him, why would I be
trying to kill him?Copy !req
865. Kill him?Copy !req
866. He's the competition!Copy !req
867. And, like the corn kernel
always says,Copy !req
868. "I won't be number two."Copy !req
869. If it's Holiday you want dead,Copy !req
870. then why gas everyone
in Gotham Square?Copy !req
871. Half the city's down there!Copy !req
872. Which means Holiday
either is or isn't!Copy !req
873. I have a fifty-fifty chance.Copy !req
874. And if I fail, well, at least I've
killed a lot of innocent people.Copy !req
875. No, don't kill me!Copy !req
876. Not before I find outCopy !req
877. who Holiday is!Copy !req
878. Why do you care?Copy !req
879. Oh, you adorable fool.Copy !req
880. Don't you know by now?Copy !req
881. I'm just like you!Copy !req
882. We both love a good puzzle.Copy !req
883. So...Copy !req
884. when the clock strikes 12:00,Copy !req
885. do I get a little kiss?Copy !req
886. Whoop!Copy !req
887. Taking that as a "no."Copy !req
888. There goes my resolution.Copy !req
889. Ha!Copy !req
890. Out of the way. Now! Move!Copy !req
891. Alberto, right?Copy !req
892. Selina.Copy !req
893. Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
894. I'm trying to imagine what it's
like to grow up around all this.Copy !req
895. I wouldn't know.Copy !req
896. "Mr. Family" had me in boarding
schools overseas before I could walk.Copy !req
897. Which is fine.Copy !req
898. I would have never
fit in here anyway.Copy !req
899. I'm an Oxford graduateCopy !req
900. who's learned
more about businessCopy !req
901. than my father could ever
hope to understand, yet...Copy !req
902. You don't get a seat
at the table.Copy !req
903. Because I'm "weak."Copy !req
904. I fell in love.Copy !req
905. How is that weak?Copy !req
906. She was
the wrong woman.Copy !req
907. Wrong for the family.Copy !req
908. Wrong for him.Copy !req
909. And, back then,
I was so desperate for his approval.Copy !req
910. What happened to her?Copy !req
911. Terrible things.Copy !req
912. I let him...
scare her away from me.Copy !req
913. Which, ironically, only proved that he
was right about me in the first place.Copy !req
914. Weak. An embarrassment.Copy !req
915. I'm sorry, I don't mean to...Copy !req
916. Why do I feel
like I can talk to you?Copy !req
917. Uh... I, um...Copy !req
918. I just...Copy !req
919. Oh! No! No...Copy !req
920. Oh! No! I'm sorry, I...Copy !req
921. I can't... We can't...Copy !req
922. Get away from her.Copy !req
923. Bruce!Copy !req
924. Wait. Bruce? Wayne?Copy !req
925. Bruce Wayne is...
is the Batman?Copy !req
926. And Alberto Falcone is Holiday.Copy !req
927. Surprises all around.Copy !req
928. Me? You've been fed
some bad clues, Bruce.Copy !req
929. But I still solved the puzzle.Copy !req
930. The rejected son, born to inherit
an empire, but cast aside.Copy !req
931. You're wrong.Copy !req
932. You knew you'd never be
handed the keys to the kingdom,Copy !req
933. so you manufactured a crisis
that targets the family business.Copy !req
934. What?Copy !req
935. With potential successors
dropping like flies,Copy !req
936. Poppa tightened the circle
to family only,Copy !req
937. and for the first time,
you were on the inside.Copy !req
938. I don't want control
of the family!Copy !req
939. I never did!Copy !req
940. Ten! Nine! Eight!
Seven! Six! Five!Copy !req
941. - I would happily trade that for a normal life!
- Four! Three!Copy !req
942. - To spend my days as far away from Gotham as possible.
- Two! One! Happy New Year!Copy !req
943. To get married,Copy !req
944. and have a child with...Copy !req
945. Oh, my God!Copy !req
946. You couldn't know.Copy !req
947. You're missing so many pieces.Copy !req
948. Come on.Copy !req
949. Jim, what the hell
are we doing?Copy !req
950. Oh.Copy !req
951. The divers will be fishing out
parts of Alberto Falcone for days.Copy !req
952. Five-bladed prop
on its slowest speed.Copy !req
953. Hell of a way to go.Copy !req
954. That isn't how he went.Copy !req
955. He was shot by Holiday
before going overboard.Copy !req
956. Hang on.Copy !req
957. Alberto wasn't Holiday?Copy !req
958. I thought he was.Copy !req
959. It was Occam's Razor, Jim,
the simplest solution.Copy !req
960. But it was wrong.Copy !req
961. I went there
for Alberto Falcone.Copy !req
962. I thought I was supposed
to stop him,Copy !req
963. but... I was supposed
to save him.Copy !req
964. He was innocent.
And now he's dead.Copy !req
965. I needed to be better.Copy !req
966. We all did.Copy !req
967. All of us.Copy !req
968. You have to put a protective
detail on Carmine Falcone.Copy !req
969. If he'll even let you.Copy !req
970. Do you realize we started out
trying to take down The Roman,Copy !req
971. and now we're trying
to save him?Copy !req
972. When did that happen?Copy !req
973. I have a better question.Copy !req
974. If Alberto Falcone
wasn't Holiday, then who is?Copy !req
975. And who's next?Copy !req
976. Grant that our brother may sleep
here in peace until You awaken him to glory,Copy !req
977. for You are the resurrection
and the life.Copy !req
978. Then he will see You
face to faceCopy !req
979. and in Your light
will see lightCopy !req
980. and know the splendor of God.Copy !req
981. Amen.Copy !req
982. Amen.Copy !req
983. Bruce.Copy !req
984. A word.Copy !req
985. Carmine.
If there's anything I can do...Copy !req
986. You know what I want you to do,Copy !req
987. but time and time again
you refuse me.Copy !req
988. The Wayne Foundation isn't a money
laundering outfit for the mob.Copy !req
989. And it won't be,
so long as I'm in control.Copy !req
990. Of course.Copy !req
991. Oh, how rude of me.Copy !req
992. I don't believe
you've met my associate.Copy !req
993. Charmed.Copy !req