Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One (2021)

1. I only came here out of respect for my parents who...

2. knew your family.

3. Your father was more than just a friend to my family.

4. That was a long time ago.

5. Yes.

6. A long time.

7. Thomas Wayne believed in my father.

8. He believed a man could bring order to a world of chaos.

9. And you, Bruce?

10. I believe in Gotham City.

11. - You try the vongole? Mm. Delicious.

12. Oh. Hmm.

13. Master Bruce. Happy Halloween.

14. - Is there coffee? - In the study, sir.

15. A Miss Kyle telephoned.

16. She said she was checking the number you gave her to make sure it's real.

17. The gates are open. We haven't seen a trick-or-treater in years.

18. We won't see one tonight.

19. Hardly worth the security risk, wouldn't you say?

20. Respectfully, sir,

21. if our security is dependent on $600 worth of iron alloy...

22. This city is fallen, Alfred.

23. Then we must endeavor to lift it up again, Bruce.

24. In the meantime, we live in obstinate hope.

25. And an unlocked mansion.

26. Anyway...

27. it's an absurd holiday.

28. Oh, yes. Putting on costumes and striking fear.

29. Quite absurd.

30. Do you really think...

31. I hate when he does that.

32. Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

33. James, Babs! No running!

34. Come on, guys, slow down. You're gonna hurt yourselves.

35. They're excited, Jim. Big night.

36. Yeah. All right. But we're taking the squad car.

37. Too many crazies out.

38. Sir!

39. Hang on.

40. Now, you're ready.

41. All right, who wants to drive?

42. Jim!

43. - Just joking.

44. Hey, hey, hang on.

45. It could be a wrong number, or a crank call or...

46. Gordon.

47. Uh-huh...

48. When?

49. All right. I'm on my way.

50. Your father's Captain now.

51. The whole department's counting on him.

52. Well, I was counting on him, too.

53. I'll try and be quick.

54. Hello?

55. Gilda, there you are.

56. What?

57. Harvey.

58. - You're home. - Better late than never.

59. Why are you hiding out here in the cold?

60. I know. I'm sorry, I just...

61. Mm, you started without me.

62. Did you have any kids?

63. What?

64. Trick-or-treaters.

65. Oh, no. I don't... No. I just...

66. I don't think I'm really up for all that tonight.

67. Answering the door every five minutes...

68. smiling.

69. Yeah, I saw the bowl on the porch.

70. It's okay. It's a ghost town out there.

71. So to speak.

72. We're gonna be eating that candy for a month.

73. Or not.

74. You know I have a love-hate relationship with candy.

75. You have a love-hate relationship with everything.

76. Let's just crawl into bed

77. and watch an old black and white movie on—

78. Baby, I'm so sorry.

79. You have to go.

80. Pick a movie. I'll be back soon.

81. I love you.

82. Does he always keep you waiting like this?

83. He'll be here.

84. I thought you quit.

85. I have.

86. Hmm. Don't worry, I won't tell Barbara.

87. Gentlemen.

88. Ah. Good.

89. This is District Attorney Harvey D—

90. Bats.

91. Dent.

92. Okay.

93. What's happened?

94. Johnny Viti was murdered tonight.

95. Damn it!

96. The Roman's nephew.

97. He has a name.

98. It's Carmine Falcone, not "The Roman."

99. Harvey, calm down.

100. Where were your men, Jim? I've been working on Viti for months!

101. Nobody on your team thought he'd be vulnerable

102. the night before he's gonna turn State's evidence?

103. .22 caliber, taped handle,

104. serial number filed off.

105. Baby bottle nipple for a silencer. Odd, but effective.

106. And untraceable.

107. Hard to tell if we're dealing with a professional.

108. Of course it was a professional!

109. This was Falcone!

110. He found out Viti was gonna betray the family,

111. so he took him off the board!

112. Maybe.

113. We were so close.

114. We were so close, Jim.

115. He was ready to sing.

116. And not just about Carmine, the whole family was going away.

117. We had a real opportunity to change things.

118. We still do. It's just a setback.

119. We'll find another way to take down Falcone.

120. Together.

121. Where's the jack-o'-lantern?

122. Excuse me?

123. You think it's important?

124. I don't know yet.

125. Look, Harvey's right.

126. This city's finally got a chance.

127. And it's the three men standing here right now.

128. The Falcone crime family has to be taken down.

129. So, I'm putting you two together.

130. District Attorney Dent will work in the light, and you...

131. will work the other side.

132. Bend the rules, but never break them.

133. And I'll do everything I can to protect you both.

134. Understood.

135. He needs to hear you say it, Bats.

136. Two heads are better than one.

137. Leads come my way pretty fast.

138. Keep your ears open.

139. Then I guess we're up and...

140. running.

141. - He does that a lot. I just—

142. And I'm talking to myself.

143. Godfather.

144. I'm so sorry to hear about your nephew.

145. Grazie, amico.

146. Carmine,

147. no disrespect

148. but why are we sitting on our hands here, huh?

149. He put two in Johnny's head!

150. Who did?

151. Salvatore Maroni! Who else?

152. Ever since he took over that family, he's been gunning for us,

153. and tonight he found the target.

154. It's a warning, for Christ sakes!

155. Perhaps.

156. But let us be clear.

157. The man who pulled the trigger did not load the gun.

158. Maroni's ambition was in check until the law put a target on my back.

159. Now, it's open season.

160. If anyone is responsible for my nephew's death,

161. it's that new son of a bitch in the DA's office.

162. Dent.

163. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Maybe he should sleep with the fishes.

164. Hell yes!

165. You just say the word, Carmine, and I'll do Dent myself!

166. Settle, Antoni.

167. At the right time, we'll hit back. Until then—

168. The right time is now, Carmine!

169. Now! Any delay is only gonna make you look even weaker!

170. Thank you for your concern, Antoni.

171. No disrespect, Carmine.

172. It's "Godfather."

173. Milos. Come on!

174. Please!

175. Milos! No!

176. No!

177. We have other business to discuss?

178. Alberto?

179. Alberto!

180. Business time.

181. Take your crosswords for a walk.

182. They're... logic puzzles.

183. Thirty-two going on 13.

184. Wayne is not gonna support any large-scale structuring effort.

185. So, for now, the assets will have to be moved to a more secure facility.

186. Your equipment's weighing you down.

187. Why are you running?

188. Fun. You could use a little fun.

189. Give me your hand.

190. Nah.

191. Got you exactly where I want you.

192. Falcone.

193. Wait till you see what's inside.

194. Mm...

195. Have you ever seen this kind of money?

196. It's authentic.

197. So crisp and clean.

198. Actually, it's incredibly dirty.

199. Falcone's been having trouble laundering his cash for some time.

200. We just didn't know where he was stockpiling it.

201. Thank you.

202. I'm happy to help.

203. Why?

204. You could have kept it to yourself.

205. You could have lived pretty well with all this.

206. Why hand it over?

207. To you?

208. Who knows?

209. Get down!

210. Take it from me, pal,

211. around here, curiosity can get you killed.

212. Let him go.

213. What? Why?

214. Because he's with me.

215. Also, because he's the DA who put all your friends into Arkham.

216. We got room for one more.

217. Anyone follow us?

218. I could barely follow us.

219. Falcone Imports has been doing quite a business.

220. You know, if we were any other men...

221. We're not.

222. Yeah. No. Of course.

223. So, what now?

224. We should call Gordon.

225. Have his men pick this up as evidence.

226. Falcone owns the mayor and the entire city assembly.

227. It'd be back in his coffers by tomorrow.

228. So, the only way to make an impact is to make it disappear.

229. Yeah, but look at all this. Moving it could take days.

230. Well, who said anything about moving it?

231. Why are you trying to hurt Falcone?

232. Why are you?

233. It's not personal, sweetheart. It's justice.

234. Justice can be personal, sweetie.

235. Give me a head start.

236. I don't want to get caught anywhere near here.

237. I don't know.

238. Gordon says I'm supposed to work in the light.

239. Well, then, light it up.

240. I owe you one.

241. You owe me, like...

242. a billion-five.

243. I can't really be a lawyer and a criminal, can I?

244. I want to win.

245. But do I want to win like this?

246. I'm of two minds here.

247. So, it's a coin flip.

248. Yeah, I guess it is.

249. Heads, we burn it down.

250. Okay.

251. Call Chen.

252. Firefighters on the scene here in the Industrial District

253. working to contain the blaze

254. before it can spread to nearby homes and businesses.

255. Now, at this time, Jackie,

256. officials believe the Falcone Imports warehouse,

257. owned, of course, by the notorious Falcone crime family,

258. to be vacant...

259. "Two heads are better than one."

260. Gilda?

261. Gilda?

262. Hey! You scared me.

263. I came home and I didn't know where you were.

264. Did you hear me calling?

265. Please stay.

266. I'm not going anywhere.

267. I mean it. Don't leave me.

268. Baby, I know I haven't been around. And I'm sorry.

269. But this job...

270. it isn't forever.

271. Hey, we caught a huge break tonight on this Falcone thing.

272. Once I take him out, and I will take him out,

273. things are gonna be different.

274. We can start a family.

275. You know I can't.

276. Of course you can. We can.

277. We'll talk about options when you're ready,

278. but I need you to trust that we're still on track.

279. And that I love you.

280. Now, are we still having movie night, or not?

281. No, don't even answer that. Come on.

282. If we take 66th, we can cut them off at the Westward Bridge.

283. No. Maintain a safe distance for now.

284. Good evening, sir. The turkey is roasting,

285. the pies are cooling, and Miss Kyle is en route.

286. Alfred, make a note to order a new windshield.

287. Bulletproof.

288. Of course, sir, but if I may—

289. Aah!

290. I thought you didn't hurt people!

291. You thought wrong.

292. You and your San Ho Hui buddies

293. were seen outside Harvey Dent's house on Halloween.

294. We were trick-or-treating.

295. Having fun?

296. Not yet.

297. But any second now.

298. Yeah!

299. Go. I'll keep an eye on your little friends.

300. A "thank you" would be nice!

301. It is Thanksgiving.

302. We can make this easy, Mickey.

303. Just tell me who hired you to kill Dent.

304. Go to hell, Bat-Freak!

305. Right now, the only difference between you and me

306. is that I know what's down here.

307. Hmm.

308. Grundy.

309. He's mine.

310. Let him go.

311. This is your place.

312. Give him to me and I'll make sure he never sets foot down here again.

313. You can be alone.

314. Born on a Monday.

315. One more for ya.

316. My goodness.

317. People have been so kind to Harvey.

318. Oh, this one's not for your husband. It's for you.

319. From a "Mr. Falcone."

320. I'm sorry, ma'am.

321. - It's none of my business—

322. Isn't it time for his dinner?

323. I don't wanna be here, Mick.

324. My wife's cooking turkey with all the trimmings.

325. I love turkey with all the trimmings.

326. So, just tell us what you know

327. about the bomb in the district attorney's house,

328. then we can all go eat.

329. I don't even know Carmine Falcone.

330. The Roman contracted your triad to take out Harvey Dent!

331. Your signature's all over it.

332. Mickey, you gotta help me keep my friend here calm.

333. Just give us something...

334. anything.

335. Someone's trying to frame me.

336. I told you. I'm innocent.

337. Chairs are for suspects.

338. This guy's innocent.

339. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

340. Hey. I thought we were just doing a thing.

341. This little act doesn't get us anywhere if the guy gets hurt.

342. Maybe you guys should admit you have nothing on San Ho Hui.

343. If you had, you would've booked me already.

344. All right. That's it. Montoya!

345. Please, show our friend out.

346. Maybe you should thank whoever planted that bomb.

347. What did you say?

348. You still haven't figured out who killed Johnny Viti?

349. Get him outta my sight.

350. You may be aces in a fistfight,

351. but you've got a lot to learn about detective work.

352. I found him, didn't 1?

353. It's not just about finding them.

354. You gotta know how they're gonna help your case.

355. Mickey Chen is a small fish protected by Falcone.

356. We were never going to get a confession.

357. We needed to make friends and, in time, flip him.

358. Keep talking like that, they'll make you DA.

359. Harvey isn't dead yet.

360. And he isn't a killer, either.

361. No matter what that scumbag thinks.

362. He's never even owned a gun.

363. Falcone fits.

364. The Roman killed Viti and ordered the hit on Dent.

365. Occam's Razor.

366. The simplest explanation is usually the right one.

367. All right. If I leave now, I might just make dinner.

368. You should be with your people, too.

369. Fine.

370. Good night.

371. Happy Thanksgiving, Mrs. Dent.

372. Now, I'm sure the missus is running out to pick up some real food,

373. but I guarantee you, you have never had pumpkin pie like...

374. Uh, Mr. Dent?

375. I just, you know, wanna get out of the city, I hate this place.

376. Nice.

377. The secret is the basil.

378. You want only the youngest leaves from the youngest plant,

379. otherwise, it's like mint.

380. Overpowers everything.

381. We have a lot to be thankful for, Alberto.

382. Such as?

383. Health. Family.

384. What's left of it.

385. If you are referring to your cousin Johnny,

386. that is being handled.

387. - By Mickey Chen.

388. And who do you think hired him?

389. Of course.

390. Is there something you wish to say?

391. No, Poppa.

392. Except to point out that Harvey Dent is still alive.

393. Because I allow it.

394. For now.

395. This...

396. This is what I keep talking about.

397. This is Oxford.

398. That place polluted your mind, Alberto.

399. You used to know your place. Now?

400. I should have never sent you there.

401. The dangers of independent thought.

402. When have you had one independent thought

403. that actually benefited this family?

404. Maybe when I sent flowers to Dent's hospital room

405. in the Falcone name.

406. You did what?

407. I sent flowers.

408. I thought it would take suspicion off of us

409. if we looked like we care about his recovery.

410. Now, I suppose you'll say it was a sloppy move.

411. - I can forgive sloppy.

412. What I will not tolerate,

413. IS you presuming to speak on behalf of this family.

414. Let me be perfectly clear.

415. Again.

416. Any notion you may hold about being next in line

417. to take over our business interests

418. is a pathetic delusion.

419. You are weak.

420. Your weakness is my liability.

421. You are to have zero contact with Mr. or Mrs. Harvey Dent.

422. End of discussion.

423. Harvey!

424. Hello.

425. I got a call that you went missing from the hospital.

426. How did I know I'd find you here?

427. Couldn't stand being cooped up anymore.

428. Thought I'd stretch my legs.

429. Yeah.

430. Listen, why don't you hop in? I'll take you back.

431. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. I like it out here.

432. I'm on my way home for Thanksgiving dinner.

433. You should come along. Barbara always makes a ton.

434. I'm not hungry.

435. Harvey, what are we doing here?

436. I don't know. Maybe I wasn't ready for this yet.

437. I think I'm gonna go back now.

438. Don't you worry about Harvey.

439. All right, Counselor.

440. As far as I'm concerned, you don't have this.

441. The Falcones are dangerous people and, to them, you're the bad guy.

442. Protect your family.

443. So, I made him an offer, you know.

444. To the family.

445. Those dearly departed...

446. and those whom we are fortunate to have beside us here today.

447. Let us be thankful for the time we still have together

448. and for the many blessings bestowed upon us.

449. - Alla salute! Salute!

450. Ah, yes.

451. Oh, look. - Oh, come here!

452. Oh-ho! Yeah!

453. - I told you I'd walk. Very good. Very good.

454. Whoo-hoo!

455. Welcome back.

456. Barbara?

457. Ooh!

458. Solomon Grundy...

459. born on a Monday...

460. Believe me, I told him where he could stick the cape.

461. Even Gordon laughed.

462. That's when they let me go.

463. You don't need me for this. I should be out hunting.

464. We've got it covered.

465. All of Gotham PD will be deployed throughout town by midnight.

466. One way or another, when Holiday comes calling, we'll be ready.

467. You know, this was all you.

468. I wanted them in Gotham Penitentiary.

469. This was Harvey. And he was right.

470. Calendar Man.

471. So...

472. a killer who only works on holidays.

473. And it's December 24th.

474. I was wondering when you'd get to me.

475. We don't have much time, Day.

476. Who killed Johnny Viti on Halloween?

477. The same person who killed Mickey Chen and his crew on Thanksgiving.

478. We need a better answer than that.

479. Viti was The Roman's nephew.

480. The Roman was Chen's employer.

481. First suspect is, therefore,

482. The Roman.

483. But since sneaking around isn't really Falcone's style,

484. we move on to the second suspect.

485. Someone hoping for the fall of The Roman empire.

486. Like Sal Maroni.

487. He's as good a guess as any of the others.

488. What "others"?

489. You're down a man.

490. This is a waste of time.

491. I told you to bring Mr. Dent.

492. He isn't safe out there.

493. The DA who put you all in Arkham?

494. Half the patients here would Kill him on sight,

495. so, I'd say out there is the only place he is safe.

496. Perhaps.

497. Or perhaps he doesn't know you're here.

498. Perhaps...

499. the district attorney...

500. is a suspect.

501. Ah.

502. Well, of course. Intelligent, calculating,

503. with a mission to take down Carmine Falcone.

504. It all fits.

505. Harvey Dent is not a killer.

506. Unless he's leading a double life.

507. Like your caped crusader, here.

508. Why did you ask for me?

509. So you could see for yourself.

510. I don't have time for your crazy.

511. You really don't.

512. There's lots of crazy out there these days.

513. And just when you thought you'd cleaned it all up.

514. What a...

515. joke.

516. Happy holiday.

517. - He had somebody get to my kid!

518. If... If I didn't help him.

519. I'm sorry.

520. Harvey isn't safe.

521. Go!

522. 'Tis the season to be jolly

523. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

524. Outside it's an awful chiller

525. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

526. Boy, this Holiday's a killer

527. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

528. - Gilda? Is that you?

529. "Gilda"!

530. She looked like a Gilda.

531. Looking for this?

532. Relax, lollipop!

533. Police issue.

534. Where's my wife?

535. She's just where I left her, last-minute shopping.

536. Spoiler alert. It's socks.

537. What do you want?

538. Aww, I thought I was playing Santi Claus!

539. Oh, all right.

540. I want a fire engine and a football and...

541. to deliver a message.

542. Put the gun down and we'll talk.

543. Sure!

544. Your suspicions were correct.

545. A Santa clown has reportedly terrorized three families today.

546. Sir, they were all named "Dent.”

547. - Whoo!

548. Where did you get that?

549. Why?

550. Ya missin' one?

551. You could use some cheering up!

552. Have ya heard the one about the murderous clown

553. that escaped the asylum

554. and showed up at the home of the DA who put him there?

555. See, there's a persistent rumor 'round these parts

556. that DA Dent is more than he appears to be.

557. But there's only room for one homicidal maniac in this town.

558. And if I hear that happy Harvey Dent is steppin' out,

559. I'll make sure little Gilda doesn't have to clothes-shop

560. for hubby-wubby ever again.

561. You call that a joke?

562. But you haven't even heard the punchline!

563. It goes like this!

564. Harvey.

565. Harvey, can you hear me?

566. Any idea where he was heading?

567. Maroni...

568. Mangia.

569. What happened to your friend's face, Maroni?

570. Nothin'. What happened to yours?

571. Oh, you mother—

572. Tell me everything he said.

573. If you get off of my neck.

574. He was inside before we got there.

575. Took out the whole staff, poisoned the fagioli.

576. I wasn't hungry, but, uh, Freddy, here...

577. I don't know. Guess I'm lucky.

578. No. He let you live. Why?

579. Do I look like I know?

580. He put a gun in my face and told me that this is his turf

581. and that he's cracking down on interlopers.

582. Maybe I should thank him.

583. I don't know where you get off.

584. Freaks like this clown used to play way out on the fringe,

585. but once you showed up—

586. Relax, pal.

587. Ya know, things used to run smooth in this town.

588. Now, we got killer crocs and moths and sewer zombies,

589. not to mention a homicidal maniac

590. skulking around the holidays hittin' made men.

591. What's the common thread? Huh.

592. Where is he?

593. Who knows? He's a nutjob.

594. But if he's the guy killin' Falcone's men,

595. it's only a matter of time till he gets to old Carmine himself.

596. Maybe start there.

597. Not really much of a detective, are ya?

598. Hello.

599. Navy, navy, charcoal, black.

600. Ugh!

601. Really, Carm, is a splash of color too much to ask?

602. Stop clowning around. If you're gonna kill me, just do it.

603. Is this the face of a killer?

604. Ugh!

605. I guess it is!

606. Oh, relax, polpetto, I'm not going to Kill you.

607. Not tonight, anyway.

608. It's Christmas!

609. But...

610. someone will die tonight.

611. Probably someone close to you.

612. Don't you want to know who's pulling the trigger?

613. Anyhoo, I just popped in to say,

614. if you hear any news about the Holiday investigation,

615. I'd like you to pass it my way.

616. As a professional courtesy.

617. Here's my card!

618. Buon Natale!

619. Buon Natale.

620. Hoo!

621. I kill me.

622. What the hell?

623. Missed me!

624. Whoo!

625. You know what I forgot?

626. Whee!

627. I would remind you, sir,

628. of Mr. Falcone's Annual Benefit for the Gotham Children's Clinic.

629. It would be advisable to show your face at least one year.

630. Your father built that hospital.

631. He helped The Roman build it.

632. Still, a good cause.

633. And, frankly, a night on a yacht could do you some good.

634. Miss Kyle will be there.

635. Three murders on three holidays.

636. Each of the victims a Falcone associate.

637. All shot with the same type of untraceable gun.

638. No witnesses.

639. Suspects?

640. Salvatore Maroni.

641. His family's always been second to The Roman.

642. He's notoriously ambitious.

643. But he's killed Falcone's men in broad daylight.

644. Why the cloak-and-dagger Holiday business?

645. Carla Viti, Falcone's sister.

646. Runs their Chicago operation.

647. She could be making a play for control of the family.

648. By killing her only son on Halloween?

649. She is a criminal.

650. And he is a homicidal maniac.

651. The guard testified that he escaped before the first murder.

652. The Roman himself.

653. Johnny Viti was about to flip

654. and Mickey Chen could testify that Falcone ordered Dent's murder.

655. He had motive to silence them both.

656. But why Kill his own bodyguard?

657. May I ask why you're keeping the fifth suspect off the board?

658. Because I don't like it.

659. But it fits. Doesn't it?

660. Obsessed with taking down Falcone.

661. More than boss Maroni and every ambitious made man in town.

662. He was turned down for a gun license last year,

663. when the psych eval showed some wild aberrations.

664. Or is it someone else entirely?

665. Someone we haven't even considered.

666. I thought this would be about sweeping criminals off the street,

667. maybe scaring them straight.

668. I never thought that Batman was going to have to be a detective.

669. A good one.

670. What if I can't save them, Alfred?

671. I've seen these growing pains before, sir,

672. and I am confident that, in the end,

673. the Batman will be what the world needs him to be.

674. The same, I believe, should be said of Bruce Wayne.

675. My distinguished guests,

676. it is my honor to welcome you here tonight.

677. I see a lot of familiar faces. Mayor.

678. Your Eminence.

679. No, I was talking to Sal Maroni.

680. Sal Maroni. On my yacht.

681. It's like my father always said, "Keep your enemies close...

682. and a loaded gun closer."

683. Yeah.

684. Thirty years ago, a small group of concerned Gothamites

685. joined together to build something

686. the politicians squabbling in the halls of government could not.

687. Dr. Thomas Wayne and I

688. built the Children's Clinic to protect families.

689. And if you know me,

690. you know there is nothing more important to me than family.

691. So, buon anno!

692. Thank you all for being here and for your generosity.

693. Let's beat last year's total.

694. Remember, cash only, please.

695. Also, I would like to thank our corporate sponsors,

696. Kord Omniversal,

697. Soder Cola,

698. and, for the 10th year running, Gotham Broadcasting Company.

699. Oh! Oh.

700. I'm so sorry!

701. Here, let me.

702. I have it. Thank you.

703. No, thank you.

704. One more thing, and then I promise I'll let you enjoy the party.

705. I would like to acknowledge someone.

706. As I said, nothing is more important to me than family.

707. And, perhaps, my one regret

708. is making this man feel like he is not a part of this family.

709. We have not always agreed on details.

710. But we agree on the most important things.

711. We believe in family.

712. We believe in business.

713. And, like all of you here tonight,

714. we believe in Gotham City.

715. Ladies and gentlemen, the son I never had...

716. Mr. Bruce Wayne.

717. I think I see them! Wh-What?

718. As if it matters. I hardly ever see you, anyway.

719. I'm just saying, there's no need to—

720. Hey, Harvey!

721. Shouldn't you be working, Captain?

722. I am.

723. This is the largest police presence this city's ever seen.

724. We got caught with our pants down on Christmas,

725. but Heaven help Holiday if he tries anything here tonight.

726. Always on duty.

727. Always.

728. You didn't bring the kids?

729. They're sleeping over at my mother's tonight.

730. We should try and hire you to sit next time, Gilda.

731. I bet you're great with kids.

732. I haven't worked as a sitter in years.

733. It paid her way through law school.

734. I didn't know you're a lawyer.

735. I was.

736. Now, I'm not anything.

737. Dead pilot? Check.

738. Ground crew? Check.

739. Poison gas? Check.

740. Time to ring in the new year.

741. Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts,

742. as I have no idea how to fly this thing!

743. Looks like a real party.

744. So, what the hell are we doing here?

745. I don't know.

746. Something tells me this is where I need to be tonight.

747. We...

748. Look, we haven't talked, and I think we should.

749. I feel like whatever this is...

750. whatever we've tried to be to one another is... unraveling.

751. And we both know why.

752. We've never spoken of it,

753. but the truth is that you and I are two different people.

754. It was fun to try...

755. but I don't think we're ever gonna be able to put it all together.

756. I guess we're just not cut out for...

757. whatever this is.

758. Was.

759. Don't worry, though. I'll see you on the other side.

760. When did you do it?

761. Do what?

762. You took my watch without me noticing.

763. So, when did you do it? I'm curious.

764. Take it from me, Bruce,

765. around here, curiosity can get you killed.

766. Not now.

767. What?

768. Where?

769. I just want to have a normal night. Can we just have a normal night?

770. I don't even know what that is anymore.

771. I am alone here.

772. I told myself it was okay because it would get better,

773. but it hasn't.

774. You don't have to be alone.

775. We've talked about having a baby.

776. I can't! You know that I can't!

777. Maybe not the old-fashioned way,

778. but that doesn't mean that we can't try something—

779. I don't want it.

780. I don't want it because I can't and I can't because I don't want it.

781. Can we please talk about this in private?

782. Jesus, why can't you be more like—

783. More like who?

784. I'm only one man.

785. I can't do this.

786. Not now.

787. Excuse us.

788. Jim, did you know they're having these kinds of problems?

789. Jim?

790. Yeah. I see it now.

791. Huh?

792. What's going on?

793. Crappy New Year!

794. Hey.

795. Should all offenses be forgot And never brought to trial...

796. Oh, silly me. The safety. Hal

797. Huh?

798. Well, shit.

799. Economy class ain't what she used to be. Ha!

800. This area needs to be clear!

801. Everyone remain calm.

802. This way!

803. - Pearce! - Captain, sir!

804. I need to get my wife out of here.

805. Yes, sir! Follow me, ma'am.

806. What are you trying to prove with this stunt, Joker?

807. Prove? Stunt? Joker?

808. No, wait, that one's right.

809. - Why did you Kill Johnny Viti? - What?

810. And Mickey Chen and Milos Grappa?

811. You think I'm Holiday?

812. Oh, poppet, I didn't know you cared.

813. Of course I'm not Holiday!

814. If I were him, why would I be trying to kill him?

815. Kill him?

816. He's the competition!

817. And, like the corn kernel always says,

818. "I won't be number two."

819. If it's Holiday you want dead...

820. then why gas everyone in Gotham Square?

821. Half the city's down there,

822. which means Holiday either is, or isn't!

823. I have a 50-50 chance.

824. And if I fail, well, at least I've killed a lot of innocent people.

825. No, don't kill me! Not before I find out who Holiday is!

826. Why do you care?

827. Oh, you adorable fool!

828. Don't you know by now? I'm just like you!

829. We both love a good puzzle.

830. So, when the clock strikes 12:00,

831. do I get a little kiss?

832. Whoop! Taking that as a "no."

833. There goes my resolution.

834. Ha!

835. Out of the way. Now! Move!

836. Alberto, right?

837. Selina.

838. Can I ask you a question?

839. I'm trying to imagine what it's like to grow up around all this.

840. I wouldn't know.

841. "Mr. Family" had me in boarding schools overseas before I could walk.

842. Which is fine. I would have never fit in here, anyway.

843. I'm an Oxford graduate who's learned more about business

844. than my father could ever hope to understand, yet—

845. You don't get a seat at the table.

846. Because I'm "weak." I fell in love.

847. How is that weak?

848. She was the wrong woman. Wrong for the family.

849. Wrong for him.

850. And, back then, I was so desperate for his approval.

851. What happened to her?

852. Terrible things.

853. I let him scare her away from me.

854. Which, ironically, only proved that he was right about me in the first place.

855. Weak. An embarrassment.

856. I'm sorry, I don't mean to—

857. Why do I feel like I can talk to you?

858. Uh, I, um...

859. I just...

860. Oh, no. No, I'm sorry, I...

861. I can't... We can't.

862. Get away from her.

863. Bruce!

864. Wait. Bruce? Wayne?

865. Bruce Wayne is the Batman?

866. And Alberto Falcone is Holiday.

867. Surprises all around.

868. Me? You've been fed some bad clues, Bruce.

869. But I still solved the puzzle.

870. The rejected son,

871. born to inherit an empire, but cast aside.

872. You're wrong.

873. You knew you'd never be handed the keys to the kingdom,

874. so you manufactured a crisis that targets the family business.

875. What?

876. With potential successors dropping like flies,

877. Poppa tightened the circle to family only,

878. and, for the first time, you were on the inside.

879. I don't want control of the family!

880. I never did!

881. Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five!

882. Four! Three!

883. I would happily trade that for a normal life!

884. To spend my days as far away from Gotham as possible.

885. Two! One! Happy New Year!

886. To get married, and have a child with—

887. Oh, my God!

888. You couldn't know.

889. You're missing SO many pieces.

890. Come on.

891. Jim, what the hell are we doing?

892. Oh.

893. The divers will be fishing out parts of Alberto Falcone for days.

894. Five-bladed prop on its slowest speed.

895. Hell of a way to go.

896. That isn't how he went.

897. He was shot by Holiday before going overboard.

898. Hang on. Alberto wasn't Holiday?

899. I thought he was.

900. It was Occam's Razor, Jim, the simplest solution.

901. But it was wrong.

902. I went there for Alberto Falcone.

903. I thought I was supposed to stop him,

904. but I was supposed to save him.

905. He was innocent. And now he's dead.

906. I needed to be better.

907. We all did.

908. All of us.

909. You have to put a protective detail on Carmine Falcone.

910. If he'll even let you.

911. Do you realize we started out trying to take down The Roman,

912. and, now, we're trying to save him?

913. When did that happen?

914. I have a better question.

915. If Alberto Falcone wasn't Holiday... then who is?

916. And who's next?

917. Grant that our brother may sleep here

918. in peace until You awaken him to glory,

919. for You are the resurrection and the life.

920. Then he will see You face to face

921. and in Your light will see light

922. and know the splendor of God.

923. Amen.

924. Amen.

925. Bruce.

926. A word.

927. Carmine. If there's anything I can do.

928. You know what I want you to do but, time and time again, you refuse me.

929. The Wayne Foundation isn't a money-laundering outfit for the mob.

930. And it won't be, so long as I'm in control.

931. Of course.

932. Oh, how rude of me.

933. I don't believe you've met my associate.

934. Charmed.