- 1. I want a car.
- 2. Chicks dig the car.
- 3. This is why Superman works alone.
- 4. Do try and bring this one
back in one piece, sir!
- 5. Don't wait up, AI.
- 6. I'll cancel the pizzas.
- 7. Batman,
- 8. a new villain has commandeered
the Gotham Museum.
- 9. He's frozen
the antiquities wing.
- 10. He's turned
the security guards into ice.
- 11. He's calling himself, "Mr. Freeze. "
- 12. Mr. Freeze.
- 13. Stop! Drop your weapon...
- 14. or we'll shoot!
- 15. The Iceman Cometh.
- 16. Please, show some mercy.
- 17. Mercy?
- 18. I'm afraid that my condition has
left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
- 19. In this universe...
- 20. there's only one absolute.
- 21. Everything...
- 22. freezes.
- 23. Hi, Freeze.
- 24. I'm Batman.
- 25. You're not sending me to the cooler.
- 26. Nice catch.
- 27. You break it, you buy it.
- 28. Grab the gem!
Kill the heroes!
- 29. Kill them! Kill them!
- 30. Destroy everything!
- 31. It's the hockey team from hell.
- 32. Get the ice...
- 33. I'll get the Iceman.
- 34. Thanks.
- 35. Sweet.
- 36. I got mine.
- 37. Where's yours?
- 38. What killed the dinosaurs?
- 39. The Ice Age!
- 40. Hit me, boys.
- 41. Thanks for playing.
- 42. I was hoping you'd drop in.
- 43. Watch the numbers...
- 44. for they are
the harbingers of your doom.
- 45. Can you feel it coming?
- 46. The icy cold of space.
- 47. At 30,000 feet,
your heart will freeze...
- 48. and beat no more.
- 49. After you're frozen, your icy tomb
will plummet back to Gotham.
- 50. Freeze, you're mad.
- 51. This capsule explodes,
it'll slaughter thousands.
- 52. Freeze well.
- 53. - Who invited you?
- I was hanging around.
- 54. I thought you'd stay in the museum,
round up some thugs.
- 55. How about, "Nice to see you.
Thanks for saving my life. "
- 56. A Batbomb?
- 57. We must blow this up
before it turns Gotham into a crater.
- 58. Now what, call a taxi?
- 59. Watch the first step!
- 60. Surf's up!
- 61. Gotcha!
- 62. Cowabunga!
- 63. He's freezing the furnace!
- 64. I got him.
- 65. Stay cool...
- 66. Birdboy.
- 67. Can you be cold?
You have 11 minutes to thaw the bird.
- 68. Will you chase the villain...
- 69. or save him?
- 70. Emotion makes you weak.
- 71. That's why this day is mine.
- 72. I'll kill you next time!
- 73. Did we get him?
- 74. Drats!
- 75. My experiment to mate the orchid and
the rattlesnake has failed again...
- 76. but I still have hope for
the animal-plant crossbreedings.
- 77. If I can only find
the right dose of venom...
- 78. these plants will be able to
fight back, like animals.
- 79. I will have given flora...
- 80. a chance against
the thoughtless ravages of man.
- 81. Personal note:
- 82. My work would proceed faster...
- 83. if Dr. Woodrue didn't whisk
my venom samples...
- 84. back to his mysterious
- 85. Why won't he let me in the Iab?
- 86. What is he doing in there?
- 87. Ladies and gentlemen
of the un-United Nations...
- 88. and...
- 89. our mystery bidder...
- 90. may I present...
- 91. Antonio Diego...
- 92. serial murderer, serving life...
- 93. in prison...
- 94. and sole surviving...
- 95. volunteer.
- 96. And what a charmer he is.
- 97. By merely drilling three
concentric holes directly...
- 98. into Antonio's cranial cavity...
- 99. created viaducts into
the most primitive part of his brain...
- 100. the Iimbic system.
- 101. And now I add...
- 102. my Super-Soldier Serum...
- 103. code-named...
- 104. "Venom"...
- 105. to which I add
my very own recipe of steroids...
- 106. and toxins.
- 107. PIug him in.
- 108. Time to scream.
- 109. Genius!
- 110. Behold...
- 111. the ideal killing machine!
- 112. I call this Iittle number...
- 113. "Bane. "
- 114. Bane of Humanity!
- 115. Imagine it.
- 116. Your own private army made up of
thousands of these super-soldiers.
- 117. Bidding begins at a mere...
- 118. 10 million!
- 119. Turbo!
- 120. Show off for Daddy.
- 121. Dr. Isley.
- 122. Welcome to my parlor.
- 123. What?
- 124. You monster!
- 125. How could you?
- 126. Our original sponsor had
no stomach for military applications.
- 127. He cut the funding for our work.
- 128. Without your research...
- 129. I couldn't have come this far.
- 130. Join me.
- 131. The two of us,
entwined, side by side.
- 132. Join you?
- 133. I have spent my life trying to
protect plants from extinction...
- 134. and now you...
- 135. corrupt my research...
- 136. into some maniacal scheme for
- 137. When I get through...
- 138. you won't be able to get a job
teaching high school chemistry.
- 139. Do you hear me?
- 140. You psycho!
- 141. Well...
- 142. I can respect your opinion.
- 143. Sadly, I'm not good at rejection.
- 144. I'm afraid you'll have to die.
- 145. Let the poisons and toxins
burn a grave for you...
- 146. deep into the earth
you love so much!
- 147. Bye-bye, dear!
- 148. Fellow maniacs...
- 149. bidding...
- 150. begins!
- 151. Gotham University Labs
security video, 2 years ago.
- 152. Dr. Victor Fries...
- 153. 2-time OIympic decathlete and Nobel
Prize winner for molecular biology.
- 154. After his wife
contracted a rare disease...
- 155. Macgregor's Syndrome...
- 156. he hoped to freeze her in a cryogenic
sleep until he could find a cure.
- 157. Now, here's where
everything goes north.
- 158. That's got to hurt.
- 159. That Iiquid is 50 below.
- 160. But, he survived somehow.
- 161. The cryo-solution mutated his body.
- 162. - What happened to his wife?
- No one knows.
- 163. She's presumed dead.
- 164. Freeze needs
extreme cold to survive.
- 165. His cryo-suit uses diamond-enhanced
Iasers to keep him at zero degrees.
- 166. If it's ice the Iceman wants...
- 167. Coming, sir.
- 168. Yes, sir?
- 169. We need the Wayne diamonds.
- 170. We going to trap a snowman?
- 171. Yes, right after you spend
10 hours in the simulator, training.
- 172. I made a mistake. I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.
- 173. You were reckless
and almost got killed.
- 174. I'm fine! See!
Me, here, alive!
- 175. How we supposed to work together
if you won't trust me?
- 176. How indeed?
- 177. He's overeager, he's impulsive.
- 178. I can't trust him not to get hurt.
- 179. Perhaps the truth is
you really don't trust anyone.
- 180. Don't tell me
you're on his side again.
- 181. Despite all your talents...
- 182. you're still just
a novice in the ways of family.
- 183. Master Dick...
- 184. follows the same star as you...
- 185. but gets there by his own course.
- 186. You must Iearn to trust him,
for that is the nature of family.
- 187. I trust you, AIfred.
- 188. But I shan't be here forever.
- 189. Good night, Master Bruce.
- 190. Good night, AIfred.
- 191. Oh, dear, Master Bruce.
- 192. Good gracious, what a tumble.
- 193. There's a brave boy.
- 194. Yes, sir.
- 195. I am so pleased you won the bidding,
Your Supreme Ruthlessness.
- 196. We're making the final modifications
on Bane right now.
- 197. We'll have a flawless super-soldier
out to you tomorrow by overnight mail.
- 198. Dr. Isley?
- 199. Pamela?
- 200. You look great.
- 201. Especially for a dead woman.
- 202. Hello, Jason.
- 203. I think I've had a change of heart.
- 204. Or quite...
- 205. Iiterally...
- 206. the animal-plant toxins had
a rather unique effect on me.
- 207. They replaced my blood with aloe...
- 208. my skin with chlorophyll...
- 209. and filled...
- 210. my Iips...
- 211. with venom.
- 212. And, Jason, one other thing.
- 213. I probably
should have mentioned this earlier...
- 214. I'm...
- 215. poison.
- 216. It's a jungle in here.
- 217. I am Nature's arm...
- 218. her spirit...
- 219. her will!
- 220. Hell, I am Mother Nature.
- 221. And the time has come...
- 222. for plants to take back...
- 223. the world so rightfully ours...
- 224. because it's not nice...
- 225. to fool with Mother Nature.
- 226. "Wayne Enterprises. "
- 227. Coming, Bane, darling.
- 228. We've got a plane to catch.
- 229. I'm Mr. Icicle
- 230. I'm Mr. Ten Below
- 231. Sing! Sing!
- 232. Come on, sing!
- 233. Louder! Come on!
- 234. Sing! Sing! Sing!
- 235. He's Mr. White Christmas
- 236. Louder!
- 237. He's Mr. Icicle
- 238. Freezy...
- 239. I'm feeling hot.
- 240. I find that unlikely.
- 241. So my hair is
brittle and my skin is dry...
- 242. I'd weather blizzards to have you.
- 243. You're the most perfect man
I've ever known.
- 244. Let's heat things up.
- 245. My passion thaws
for my bride alone.
- 246. Talk about your cold shoulder.
- 247. Frosty!
- 248. Yeah, boss?
- 249. Energy.
- 250. Battling the Bat
exhausted my power.
- 251. But...
- 252. I was successful nevertheless.
- 253. Absolutely, boss.
- 254. One more giant diamond of this size...
- 255. and my freezing engine
will be complete.
- 256. I will freeze the city.
- 257. Then I will hold Gotham ransom.
- 258. Unless the city bows
to my demands...
- 259. it's winter forever
- 260. The city fathers
will have no choice...
- 261. but to give me the billions
I need to complete my research...
- 262. so I can find a cure.
- 263. Leave us.
- 264. Sure, boss.
- 265. We need quality time.
- 266. Soon we will be together
- 267. Soon.
- 268. I'll get it.
- 269. I must've dozed off.
My sincerest apologies.
- 270. No apology necessary.
- 271. It's the first time it's happened
in thirty years.
- 272. Please be Iooking for me.
- 273. Actually, I'm Iooking for
- 274. Uncle AIfred!
- 275. My dear.
- 276. Oh, my dear...
- 277. what a most wonderful surprise.
- 278. How did you manage
to come here all the way from England?
- 279. My dear, you are so kind
to your old uncle.
- 280. Uncle?
- 281. Barbara is the daughter
of my dear sister Margaret.
- 282. Both my parents were killed
in a car accident 5 years ago.
- 283. Uncle AIfred's been supporting me
- 284. - You have?
- Secrets, AI?
- 285. Secrets are a virtual prerequisite
in this house.
- 286. Don't you think, sir?
- 287. I'm on break from—
- 288. Oxbridge Academy,
AIfred's alma mater.
- 289. The new computer sciences division.
- 290. - How'd you know?
- Says so on the patch on your sweater.
- 291. - What is it? It's beautiful.
- You can say that again.
- 292. It's a competition racer.
I've been fixing it up.
- 293. I'll show you how to ride it.
- 294. You certainly will not!
- 295. Don't worry, Uncle AIfred.
I'm terrified of these things.
- 296. Barbara, I hope you'll stay with us.
- 297. Oh, I don't know.
- 298. All this Iuxury really isn't
my style, but...
- 299. yeah, I'd love to.
- 300. Then it's settled.
- 301. But, sir, we...
- 302. we do get so busy here.
- 303. Don't be silly.
- 304. After all, she's family.
- 305. Uncle AIfred?
- 306. I came to tuck you in.
- 307. You came to tuck me in?
- 308. That's quite a switch.
- 309. What're you working on?
- 310. I'm trying to find my brother,
your Uncle Wilfred.
- 311. He's first butler
to the Maharajah of Miranjapore.
- 312. But Miranjapore is a floating court.
- 313. It travels through India.
- 314. I remember Mom getting postcards.
- 315. So Wilfred can be
rather difficult to find.
- 316. I don't suppose they have
fax machines on elephants.
- 317. I've been trying to reach him
with no success.
- 318. When one grows ancient,
one yearns for family.
- 319. I have the same picture of Mom
by my bed.
- 320. Peg?
- 321. My nickname for sweet Margaret.
- 322. It's good to see you again.
- 323. I've missed you.
- 324. As I have you.
- 325. Sleep well, child.
- 326. You sleep.
- 327. Go to bed.
- 328. Good morning, Gotham.
- 329. It's Gossip Gerty reporting to you
direct from the Gotham Observatory...
- 330. where billionaire Bruce Wayne,
chairman of Wayne Enterprises...
- 331. is about to make yet another
legendary contribution to the city.
- 332. Gotham Observatory, Bane.
- 333. And step on it.
- 334. Step.
- 335. My father told me, "To succeed,
we need only pick a star and follow it. "
- 336. So Wayne Enterprises is donating
the world's most advanced telescope...
- 337. to Gotham 's
Observatory Restoration Project.
- 338. With any luck...
- 339. this telescope will give
future generations a chance...
- 340. to follow their own stars.
- 341. Brucy...
- 342. is it true that this new telescope
can see around the globe?
- 343. Yes. If you'll watch
these monitors right here.
- 344. Satellites in orbit allow us to reflect
Iight from anywhere on the planet.
- 345. From here, we'll be able
to see the sky anywhere on Earth...
- 346. and through this
intricate network of satellites...
- 347. reflect it back to our
very own Gotham City for observation.
- 348. Just don't point it at my bedroom.
- 349. Brucy, you and the exquisite
- 350. have been going out forever.
- 351. Are you going to tie the knot?
- 352. Marriage?
- 353. Marriage?
- 354. You want to give me a hand here?
- 355. Bruce and I are recklessly in love.
- 356. And that's most certainly
enough for us... for now.
- 357. If you will follow me,
I'll show you the central control grid.
- 358. You're a lot of help.
- 359. Miss, you need to stop.
- 360. Move, fascist bulldog!
- 361. - You need an appointment—
- No, I don't!
- 362. Miss, you're not authorized
to be up here.
- 363. She has no pass, sir.
- 364. Little overly protective,
but you won't hurt me, Miss—?
- 365. Dr. Pamela Isley.
- 366. Doctor...
- 367. what can I do for you?
- 368. Actually, I already
work for you, or did.
- 369. Your arboreal preservation project
in South America.
- 370. We cut our funding.
There was a conflict of ideologies.
- 371. Dr. Woodrue was a Iunatic.
- 372. I see you knew him.
- 373. Yes. That Iab burnt down last week.
I'm glad you escaped.
- 374. I have here a proposal showing
how Wayne Enterprises can immediately...
- 375. cease all actions
that toxify our environment.
- 376. Forget the stars,
look here at the earth...
- 377. our mother, our womb.
- 378. She deserves your Ioyalty
- 379. And yet, you spoil her Iands...
- 380. poison her oceans...
- 381. blacken her skies!
- 382. You're killing her!
- 383. Your intentions are noble,
but no diesel fuel for heat...
- 384. no coolants to preserve food,
millions of people would die.
- 385. Acceptable losses
in the battle to save the planet.
- 386. People come first, Dr. Isley.
- 387. Mammals!
- 388. A day of reckoning is coming.
- 389. That's right.
- 390. The same plants and flowers
that saw you...
- 391. crawl from the primordial soup...
- 392. will reclaim this planet
and there will be no one to protect you!
- 393. You must be new in town.
- 394. In Gotham City...
- 395. Batman and Robin protect us...
- 396. even from plants and flowers.
- 397. Maybe you'd like to meet them.
- 398. Caped crusaders are
going to help us auction...
- 399. a diamond to raise money
for our botanical gardens.
- 400. Just a few mammals doing what
we can for the world's plants.
- 401. Thank you all for coming.
- 402. Good day, Doctor.
- 403. Batman and Robin...
- 404. militant arm
of the warm-blooded oppressors...
- 405. animal protectors of the status quo.
- 406. First...
- 407. I'll rid myself of the fur
and feathered pests.
- 408. And then Gotham...
- 409. will be mine...
- 410. for the greening.
- 411. Excuse me, chief.
- 412. I got something here
you might want to see.
- 413. I hate when people talk
during the movie.
- 414. One more diamond, my love.
- 415. One more.
- 416. "Bruce Wayne. Diamonds. "
- 417. Very nice.
- 418. Ladies and gentlemen...
- 419. Gossip Gerty
of "Good Morning Gotham" and I...
- 420. welcome you
to the gem of the evening.
- 421. Our own Commissioner Gordon...
- 422. displaying...
- 423. the famed Heart of Isis,
- 424. from the collection of my
close personal friend, Bruce Wayne.
- 425. Think Freeze will take the bait?
- 426. He'll be here.
- 427. to dance with one
of our fabulous flowers...
- 428. the famed diamond
draped around her neck.
- 429. Let's start the bidding!
- 430. I'll give 10,000 for the orchid!
- 431. 20,000 for the tiger Iily!
- 432. And I bid...
- 433. 30,000 dollars
for the Iovely magnolia!
- 434. Boys, please...
- 435. let's show some gusto!
- 436. Hi, there.
- 437. And you are?
- 438. Poison...
- 439. Poison Ivy.
- 440. Why not send junior home early?
- 441. I've got some wild oats to sow.
- 442. On the other hand...
- 443. youth does have its advantages.
- 444. Endurance, stamina.
- 445. Forget the geriatric Bat.
- 446. Come, join me.
- 447. My garden needs tending.
- 448. I'll take it from here, pal.
- 449. Wouldn't you like the earrings too?
- 450. Some Iucky boy's
about to hit the honey pot.
- 451. I'll include an evening of my company
for the winner.
- 452. I'll bring everything you see here...
- 453. plus everything you don't.
- 454. I bid 50,000 dollars for Poison Ivy!
- 455. 100,000!
- 456. And I'll bid...
- 457. 500,000 dollars!
- 458. One million dollars.
- 459. - 2 million.
- You don't have it. 3 million.
- 460. I'll borrow it from you. Four.
- 461. 5 million.
- 462. That's a utility belt, not a money belt.
- 463. 6 million.
- 464. 7 million.
- 465. Never leave the cave without it.
- 466. You boys aren't going to start fighting
over Iittle old me, now are you?
- 467. All right, everyone!
- 468. Chill.
- 469. Get the gun!
- 470. Look at you!
- 471. Let me guess.
- 472. PIant Girl?
- 473. Vine Lady?
- 474. Hand over the diamond, Garden Gal...
- 475. or I'll turn you into mulch.
- 476. Pheromone dust...
- 477. designed to heat...
- 478. a man's blood.
- 479. Doesn't work on the cold-hearted.
If you please!
- 480. If you insist.
- 481. CIever Iittle clover.
- 482. That's my exit cue.
- 483. Thanks.
- 484. Good night.
- 485. Cool party!
- 486. Commissioner, you have 11 minutes
to thaw these people.
- 487. Miss Ivy, you've just met
one of the most sinister men in Gotham.
- 488. That's not a man...
- 489. that is a god.
- 490. Enough monkey business.
- 491. We've got work to do.
- 492. Monkey work.
- 493. You can't make the jump.
- 494. I can!
- 495. Pull back!
- 496. I can make it!
- 497. Redbird control codes.
- 498. Disable engine.
- 499. Don't do it to me!
- 500. We won't make it!
- 501. It's a cold town.
- 502. I could've made that jump.
- 503. You could've splattered your brains
on the building's side.
- 504. The FIying Graysons were a team.
- 505. We had to trust each to do his job.
- 506. That's what being partners is about.
- 507. Counting on someone is the way to win.
- 508. Your head wasn't on the job.
It was on Poison Ivy.
- 509. Maybe she wanted me instead of you.
- 510. That's your idea of friendship?
- 511. It's your rules.
It's your way, or the highway.
- 512. It's Batman and Robin,
not Robin and Batman.
- 513. - I'm sick of it!
- Yes, it's my rules that keep us alive.
- 514. If you want to stay in this house,
on this team, you'll abide by them.
- 515. This is no partnership.
- 516. You're never going to trust me!
- 517. Dear brother Wilfred...
- 518. I have tried
every address I know for you.
- 519. I'm just praying this reaches you.
- 520. We have very Iittle time.
- 521. Batman monopolized the evening news.
- 522. Congratulations on your
apprehension of Mr. Freeze.
- 523. Thanks.
- 524. Is there something wrong, sir?
- 525. Am I pig-headed?
- 526. Is it always...
- 527. my way or the highway?
- 528. Why, yes.
- 529. Death and chance stole your parents...
- 530. but rather than become a victim...
- 531. you have done everything
in your power to control the fates.
- 532. For what is Batman...
- 533. if not an effort to master the chaos
that sweeps our world?
- 534. An attempt to control...
- 535. death itself?
- 536. But I can't, can I?
- 537. None of us can.
- 538. Sorry. So sorry!
- 539. Teach you that at Oxbridge?
- 540. Just a few judo Iessons.
You know, London's kind of rough.
- 541. I suppose you had
a minor in motorbikes also?
- 542. Couldn't resist.
- 543. It's just so beautiful.
- 544. I just took it out for a spin.
I'll clean it tomorrow.
- 545. All right?
- 546. Sorry.
- 547. Sorry.
- 548. Drag him into the cold beam.
- 549. Welcome home, Frost Face.
- 550. You're the common cold,
and we are the cure.
- 551. Allow me to break the ice.
- 552. My name is Freeze.
- 553. Learn it well...
- 554. for it's the chilling sound
of your doom.
- 555. All right, Freezie, you can't Iive
outside the cold zone.
- 556. Look at him stew.
- 557. Get used to it.
- 558. You're going to be here a very long...
- 559. long time.
- 560. Sadly...
- 561. you will not Iive to see it.
- 562. Batface and Birdbrain turned out
to be much more resistant...
- 563. to my love dust
- 564. No matter. Next time
I'll just give them a stronger dose.
- 565. They'll Iiterally be dying for me.
- 566. "Turkish baths. "
- 567. This looks promising.
- 568. A fixer-upper.
- 569. But with a certain homey charm.
- 570. A minus!
- 571. Current tenants.
- 572. Hello, my Iittle pretty, pretty, pretty.
- 573. Hello, yourself.
- 574. You look good enough to eat.
- 575. That I am.
- 576. Come and get me,
if you can.
- 577. With pleasure.
- 578. Let's redecorate.
- 579. I've always hankered
for something on the water.
- 580. What is this floor?
- 581. It took God seven days...
- 582. to create Paradise.
- 583. Let's see if I can do better.
- 584. Good babies.
- 585. Grow for mommy.
- 586. Bane, darling...
- 587. I found a fellow
who strikes my fancy.
- 588. A cool customer, yes.
- 589. Icy demeanor...
- 590. no question.
- 591. But I detect a certain ruthless charm
I may be able to use...
- 592. to my advantage.
- 593. Honey, clean up this mess.
- 594. We've got company coming.
- 595. Honey.
- 596. Company.
- 597. We've been going out
for over a year now, and...
- 598. Okay, here it goes.
- 599. I want to spend my life with you.
- 600. I'm not the marrying kind.
- 601. There are things about me
you wouldn't understand.
- 602. I know you're a dedicated bachelor.
- 603. You've had your wild nights.
- 604. "Wild" doesn't...
- 605. quite cover it.
- 606. You'll make someone
a good husband one day...
- 607. but I can't wait forever.
- 608. Look, I don't want to pressure you.
Because if I do...
- 609. you'll just shut down.
- 610. I know the way you are.
- 611. Think about it.
- 612. Just promise me you'll think about it.
- 613. Okay?
- 614. You don't have to answer now.
- 615. Just...
- 616. think it over.
- 617. Here's food for thought.
- 618. Who's Ivy?
- 619. You just called me "Ivy. "
- 620. Who's Ivy?
- 621. I wish I knew.
- 622. Enhance detail, 14 to 19.
- 623. Who are you?
- 624. Gotcha!
- 625. Banker, how much coin to play?
- 626. 21/2.
- 627. You're the chick who won
the tunnel run 2 nights ago!
- 628. That'd be me.
- 629. That was kid stuff, sweetheart.
- 630. Why don't you take your tricycle
and run home?
- 631. - Want a side bet?
- How much?
- 632. - How much you got?
- How much you got?
- 633. All right, let's race! Come on!
- 634. Just make sure the guys are ready
at the end of the bridge.
- 635. You got it, Spike!
- 636. Out of my way, Iosers!
- 637. Nice try, girlie!
- 638. You're next!
- 639. Excuse me!
- 640. Look out, baby!
- 641. Not bad, for a chick!
- 642. Now!
- 643. End of the line, sweetheart!
- 644. So this is where you hang out.
- 645. How long you been racing?
- 646. Since my parents died.
- 647. I guess all the speed and danger
helped take me out of myself.
- 648. Made the pain go away.
- 649. You wouldn't understand.
- 650. You'd be surprised.
- 651. Street racing isn't exactly
an acceptable major at Oxbridge so...
- 652. they kicked me out.
- 653. But I've already won the money I need
to do what I've always dreamed.
- 654. Don't say you want to join the circus.
- 655. AIfred has supported me my whole life
and I'm going to pay him back.
- 656. I'll take him away
from this dismal life of servitude.
- 657. What are you talking about?
- 658. Listen, this whole
- 659. it's really ridiculous.
- 660. AIfred is a sweet, noble man...
- 661. and he's subjugated all his life
and dreams to someone else.
- 662. AIfred and Bruce are like family.
- 663. Paying someone to prepare your meals...
- 664. do Iaundry, clean dishes,
you call that family?
- 665. AIfred's happy.
- 666. Happy?
- 667. You honestly don't know, do you?
- 668. How he's hiding the pain all the time.
- 669. AIfred's sick.
- 670. AIfred's not sick.
- 671. He's dying.
- 672. Dying?
- 673. Why didn't he tell us?
- 674. You know AIfred,
he'd never say anything.
- 675. But I can tell.
- 676. I can't believe it.
- 677. I know.
- 678. Icehead, you got a visitor.
- 679. Your sister is here to see you.
- 680. Sister?
- 681. Brother, dear...
- 682. I heard you were blue.
- 683. Don't mind us, ma'am.
- 684. You can speak freely.
- 685. I don't mind you at all.
- 686. Men...
- 687. the most absurd of God's creatures.
- 688. We give you life...
- 689. and we can take it away
just as easily.
- 690. - Right!
- 691. I really am to die for.
- 692. Impressive!
- 693. Well, I, my most
- 694. have been impressed by you.
- 695. In fact...
- 696. I propose a pairing.
- 697. I've come to set you free.
- 698. An enticing offer...
- 699. but...
- 700. what does the Iady want in return?
- 701. Let's cool it for now.
I've got someone I want you to meet.
- 702. His name is Bane.
- 703. A Iaundry service that delivers! Wow!
- 704. What are you,
about a 50, big and tall?
- 705. No, I always go a size smaller.
Makes me look slimmer.
- 706. I'm running on empty.
- 707. I need the diamonds.
- 708. I'll help you grab your rocks.
- 709. Bane...
- 710. dear...
- 711. an exit, please.
- 712. Reinforced steel.
- 713. Not good.
- 714. Always winterize your pipes.
- 715. While I get my diamonds,
you and "meatloaf" retrieve my wife.
- 716. You never mentioned a wife!
- 717. Come on.
- 718. I hope Mr. Bane can swim.
- 719. AIfred, are you well?
- 720. As well as can be expected, sir.
- 721. My friend, I know you're sick.
- 722. I can get you the best doctors.
- 723. I have seen the best doctors.
- 724. A gentleman does not discuss
his ailments. It is not civilized.
- 725. I hope that I have taught you
at least that much, Master Bruce.
- 726. Have you ever...
- 727. regretted your life working here?
- 728. Looking after heroes?
- 729. No, sir.
- 730. My only regret is that I was never
able to be out there with you.
- 731. Not all the heroes wear masks.
- 732. Freeze has escaped!
- 733. We got this off
the Arkham surveillance camera.
- 734. Poison Ivy.
- 735. 2 nights ago...
- 736. Gotham Airport, these two arrive
by charter from South America.
- 737. They put 10 security guards
in the hospital...
- 738. left a businessman dead from
organic poisoning, stole his Iimousine.
- 739. This is definitely the same pair
that sprang Freeze.
- 740. Excuse me, gentlemen.
- 741. Poison Ivy...
why would she help Freeze?
- 742. She's definitely evil.
- 743. She was all I could think about,
like I was in love—
- 744. I know, then the feeling vanished.
- 745. I can't believe
we fought over a bad guy.
- 746. Bad, yes. Guy, no.
- 747. Well, I'm totally over her.
- 748. Me too. Definitely.
- 749. - Great stems, though.
- Buds too.
- 750. Those are nice.
- 751. Here we go.
- 752. It's Nora Fries.
- 753. She's still alive.
- 754. He adapted his freezing technology
to reverse the disease.
- 755. He found a cure for the disease
in some stages.
- 756. There she is.
- 757. Get the diamonds.
I'll rescue the bride.
- 758. We'll meet back at my place.
- 759. In my weakened condition,
I'm no match for the Bat and Bird.
- 760. You leave those boys to me.
- 761. Go!
- 762. - Can he save her?
- Her case is too advanced.
- 763. But maybe someday...
- 764. with more research...
- 765. Poison Ivy.
- 766. I hate uninvited guests.
- 767. My Iungs are freezing!
- 768. Chilled...
- 769. to perfection.
- 770. No beauty.
- 771. Just the beast.
- 772. Hey, there, pretty birdie.
- 773. Give yourself up. If you surrender—
- 774. To you?
- 775. Polly want a kiss?
- 776. There's something about
an anatomically correct...
- 777. rubber suit
that puts fire in a girl's Iips.
- 778. Why are all the gorgeous ones
homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
- 779. Enough...
- 780. sweet talk.
- 781. First you'll tell me where Freeze is,
then you're going to jail.
- 782. I'm a Iover, not a fighter.
- 783. That's why every Poison Ivy
Action Figure comes with him!
- 784. Try not to make a mess when you die.
- 785. Hold it right there!
- 786. Stop!
- 787. Living in the shadow
of the big, bad Bat.
- 788. You don't need him.
- 789. You're the star.
- 790. I can see it now:
- 791. Your own big, bright signal in the sky.
- 792. Let me guide you.
- 793. Let me kiss you.
- 794. Stop! Don't kiss her.
- 795. The victim at the airport,
toxins introduced orally.
- 796. - What are you saying?
- Why does she want to kiss us?
- 797. - I bet her Iips are poisoned.
- Poisoned kiss?
- 798. You have issues with women!
- 799. You can't stand that
she'd kiss me and not you.
- 800. Something would be mine, not yours.
- 801. Exit, Bane.
- 802. Exit!
- 803. Ivy's right. I don't need your help.
- 804. I'm going solo!
- 805. What happened?
- 806. How'd they get away?
- 807. I've never been good with competition.
- 808. Who needs a frigid wife anyway?
- 809. Make yourself right at home.
- 810. Where's my wife?
- 811. There was nothing I could do.
Batman deactivated her.
- 812. - She's dead.
- You Iie!
- 813. I'm sorry.
- 814. Their bones will turn to ice!
- 815. Their blood will freeze in my hands!
- 816. Kill them, of course.
- 817. But why stop there?
- 818. Why should only
Batman and Robin die...
- 819. while the society that created them
- 820. Yes!
- 821. If I must suffer...
- 822. humanity will suffer with me!
- 823. I shall repay them for sentencing me
to a life without human comfort.
- 824. I will blanket the city
in endless winter!
- 825. First...
- 826. Gotham.
- 827. And then...
- 828. the world!
- 829. Just what I had in mind.
- 830. Everything dead on Earth except us.
- 831. A chance for...
- 832. Mother Nature to start again.
- 833. Behold...
- 834. the dawn of a new age.
- 835. My mutant plants have the strength
of the deadliest animals.
- 836. Once you have frozen mankind,
these babies will overrun the globe.
- 837. And we shall rule them.
- 838. For we will be...
- 839. the only two people
left in the world.
- 840. Yes.
- 841. Adam...
- 842. and Evil.
- 843. You distract the Bat and Bird...
- 844. while I prepare...
- 845. to freeze...
- 846. Gotham!
- 847. It's Stage 1 of Macgregor's Syndrome.
- 848. I'm sorry.
- 849. All we can do is
make him comfortable.
- 850. Thank you, Doctor.
- 851. Macgregor's Syndrome is
what Fries' wife had.
- 852. AIfred's condition is less severe.
Fries' research said...
- 853. he cured a case like it,
just didn't say how.
- 854. No one else is even close.
- 855. I'm late for the dedication,
then I go after Freeze and Ivy alone.
- 856. - Like hell you do.
- Don't push me right now.
- 857. Or what? No one can
capture Ivy but the big, bad Bat?
- 858. Right.
- 859. You want her for yourself.
- 860. I want her so badly, I can taste it.
That's the whole point.
- 861. She's done something to us.
She has us fighting over her somehow.
- 862. I know she loves me and not you,
and it's driving you crazy.
- 863. That's why you
stopped us from kissing.
- 864. - You're not thinking straight.
- But I am.
- 865. For the first time in a long time.
- 866. I want a Robin signal
in the sky, all right?
- 867. I'm tired of Iiving
in your shadow.
- 868. All that ends now.
- 869. I'm sorry, Uncle.
- 870. I was too late.
- 871. You must do something for me.
- 872. Find my brother, Wilfred...
- 873. your uncle,
wherever he is, and give him...
- 874. this.
- 875. I have duties
that he must fulfill in my stead.
- 876. Only family can be trusted.
- 877. What is it?
- 878. It is a sacred trust of two good men...
- 879. whom I have the honor
of calling "son. "
- 880. Take it to Wilfred...
- 881. and I implore you...
- 882. never open it.
- 883. You look so like your mother.
- 884. Bonsoir, glamorous Gothamites.
- 885. Everyone who's anyone...
- 886. has flocked to the observatory...
- 887. and tonight's star-studded
dedication of the new telescope.
- 888. And here's the man
of the hour himself...
- 889. Bruce Wayne.
- 890. Excuse me.
- 891. Commissioner.
- 892. - How are you?
- Good. You know Julie?
- 893. How are you?
- 894. Good to see you.
- 895. Young man.
- 896. Lovely to see you again.
- 897. Thank you.
- 898. Commissioner Gordon...
- 899. I've always wondered...
- 900. where does that big,
old Batlight come from?
- 901. Why...
- 902. it's...
- 903. on top of Police Headquarters.
- 904. I'd just...
- 905. love to see it.
- 906. But you probably don't have access.
- 907. Why, dear Iady...
- 908. I am the police commissioner.
- 909. I have the keys
right here in my pocket.
- 910. Would you like to see it?
- 911. Who are you, dear Iady?
- 912. On second thought,
you're way too old for me.
- 913. No, I'm not.
- 914. Please...
- 915. come back.
- 916. What are you doing? Come on.
- 917. Show me how the satellites work.
- 918. First...
- 919. I will turn Gotham into
an icy graveyard...
- 920. then...
- 921. I will pull Batman's heart
from his body...
- 922. and feel it freeze in my hands.
- 923. Revenge!
- 924. Quickly, Bane.
- 925. Quickly now.
- 926. Let there be Iight.
- 927. Only family can be trusted?
- 928. I'm family.
- 929. Access denied.
- 930. Access denied.
- 931. I spend my entire life
trying to beat back death.
- 932. Everything I've done,
- 933. capable of doing...
- 934. But I can't save you.
- 935. There's no defeat in death...
- 936. Master Bruce.
- 937. Victory comes in defending...
- 938. what we know is right...
- 939. while we still Iive.
- 940. I love you, old man.
- 941. And I love you too.
- 942. Access denied.
- 943. This better be one hell of a secret.
- 944. Margaret.
- 945. Peg.
- 946. Access allowed.
- 947. The combined power of
the telescope's reflecting crystals...
- 948. will complete...
- 949. my freezing engine.
- 950. No matter
what they tell you, Mr. Bane...
- 951. it is the size of
your gun that counts.
- 952. Where are you going?
- 953. It's not a Batlight, it's a Robin signal.
Ivy's calling me.
- 954. Her name's Pamela Isley.
- 955. She must've stolen Gordon's keys
and changed the signal.
- 956. She did it for me, for love.
- 957. She infected us with pheromones.
- 958. I'm under some kind of magic spell?
- 959. She wants to kill you.
- 960. You'd say anything to keep her
away from me.
- 961. To keep her for yourself.
- 962. You said being a team
means trusting your partner.
- 963. Sometimes, counting on someone
else is the only way to win. Remember?
- 964. You weren't talking about partners,
but about being a family.
- 965. So I'm asking you...
- 966. friend, partner...
- 967. brother...
- 968. will you trust me now?
- 969. - All the crystals are in place.
- Thank you.
- 970. Hi!
- 971. I'm sorry about the door.
- 972. Is the party over?
- 973. Who is this nutball?
- 974. If revenge...
- 975. is a dish best served cold...
- 976. then put on your Sunday finest.
- 977. It's time...
- 978. to feast!
- 979. Tonight...
- 980. hell freezes over.
- 981. Intruder alert.
- 982. Intruder alert.
- 983. Intruder alert. Identify.
- 984. Uncle AIfred, it's me. Barbara.
- 985. I expected you might find
your way down here, child.
- 986. I programmed my brain algorithms...
- 987. into the Batcomputer...
- 988. and created a virtual simulation.
- 989. I'd like to help Batman and Robin.
- 990. I anticipated you would...
- 991. and took the liberty
to create something in your size.
- 992. Suit me up, Uncle AIfred.
- 993. Hi there.
- 994. Is your thumb the
only part of you that's green?
- 995. You will just have to find out.
- 996. I want us to be together, but...
- 997. you must be serious
about turning over a new Ieaf.
- 998. I need a sign...
- 999. How about "SIippery when wet. "
- 1000. of trust.
- 1001. Tell me your plan.
- 1002. Kiss me and I'll tell you.
- 1003. Tell me and I'll kiss you.
- 1004. Freeze has taken the new telescope
and turned it into a giant freezing gun.
- 1005. He's about to turn Gotham
into an ice cube.
- 1006. I've got to stop him.
- 1007. One kiss...
- 1008. my love.
- 1009. For Iuck.
- 1010. Bad Iuck, I'm afraid.
- 1011. Time to die, Iittle Robin.
- 1012. I hate to disappoint you, but...
- 1013. rubber Iips are immune to
- 1014. See you!
- 1015. You're not the only one
who can set a trap, Venus.
- 1016. Sorry...
- 1017. my vines have a crush on you.
- 1018. Got to go.
- 1019. So many people to kill,
so Iittle time.
- 1020. You're about to become compost.
- 1021. Using feminine wiles
to get what you want?
- 1022. Trading on your looks?
- 1023. Read a book.
- 1024. That passive-aggressive
number went out long ago.
- 1025. You give women a bad name.
- 1026. As I told Lady Fries,
when I pulled her plug...
- 1027. this is a one-woman show.
- 1028. I don't think so.
- 1029. Curses!
- 1030. Freeze is going to ice the city.
- 1031. I know.
- 1032. And you are?
- 1033. Batgirl.
- 1034. That's not P.C. What about
Batperson or Batwoman?
- 1035. Bruce, it's me, Barbara.
I found the Batcave.
- 1036. We must change the Iocks.
- 1037. - She knows who we are.
- We must kill her.
- 1038. Later. We have work to do.
- 1039. Let's kick some ice.
- 1040. We have 11 minutes
to thaw the city.
- 1041. Gotcha!
- 1042. Now!
- 1043. Shield.
- 1044. I'll finish off the city.
- 1045. You kill the kids, but...
- 1046. leave me the Bat.
- 1047. No sign of the snowman.
- 1048. Maybe he melted.
- 1049. No, he's just hibernating.
- 1050. These heaters will thaw them.
- 1051. I hope you've got
10 million more of those toys.
- 1052. 8 minutes
and they're ice cubes forever.
- 1053. Sunlight could reverse
the freezing process.
- 1054. Sunrise isn't for 5 hours.
- 1055. Here.
- 1056. It's morning in the Congo.
- 1057. We'll relay sunlight—
- 1058. From below the equator—
- 1059. It'll take the satellites
a minute to realign, but...
- 1060. Damn!
- 1061. Damn?
Damn's not good.
- 1062. Those targeting mirrors are frozen.
- 1063. I realign, you thaw the mirrors.
- 1064. Tonight's forecast:
- 1065. A freeze is coming.
- 1066. Bye-bye.
- 1067. I got you!
- 1068. No.
I got you.
- 1069. It's one of those days!
- 1070. Dirty fighter!
- 1071. The tube!
- 1072. Yay, Batman!
- 1073. Hey, Freeze.
- 1074. The heat is on.
- 1075. You all right down there?
- 1076. Here goes.
- 1077. Hang on.
- 1078. You're doing it!
- 1079. You've lost, Freeze.
- 1080. I think not.
- 1081. Bombs away, Batman.
- 1082. Freeze in hell, Batman!
- 1083. What should we do now?
- 1084. Pray.
- 1085. Hang on!
- 1086. Grab on to my belt!
- 1087. Thank you, Batman!
- 1088. Need a ride?
- 1089. - Most of Gotham's still frozen.
- It's midnight.
- 1090. Telescope's gone.
There's no way to thaw the city.
- 1091. The satellites could do it,
but it'd take a computer genius.
- 1092. I'm on it.
- 1093. No, I'm on it.
- 1094. Have to do it upside down.
- 1095. Men!
Everything the hard way.
- 1096. You're pretty good at this, Iittle girl.
- 1097. Watch and Iearn, Iittle boy.
- 1098. They say it'll be a beautiful day.
- 1099. I'm taking you back
to Arkham Asylum.
- 1100. Go on.
- 1101. Kill me too.
- 1102. Just as you killed my wife.
- 1103. I didn't kill your wife.
- 1104. As I told Lady Fries
when I pulled her plug...
- 1105. this is a one-woman show.
- 1106. But she's not dead.
- 1107. We found her,
- 1108. She's still frozen alive...
- 1109. waiting for you to find a cure.
- 1110. She Iives?
- 1111. But vengeance isn't power.
Anyone can take a life.
- 1112. But to give life...
- 1113. that's true power.
A power you once had.
- 1114. She's alive.
- 1115. So I'm asking you.
- 1116. Victor Fries...
- 1117. help me save another life.
- 1118. Show me how to cure
Macgregor's Syndrome Stage 1.
- 1119. And maybe you can also save the life
of the man your wife once Ioved.
- 1120. He's still inside you, Victor.
- 1121. Buried...
- 1122. deep beneath the snow.
- 1123. Will you help me...
- 1124. Doctor?
- 1125. Take 2 of these...
- 1126. and call me in the morning.
- 1127. I'll have your wife
moved to the Iab at Arkham.
- 1128. You'll be able to continue
your research there.
- 1129. All we can do now is wait...
- 1130. and hope.
- 1131. He loves me.
- 1132. He loves me not.
- 1133. He loves me.
- 1134. Not!
- 1135. Surprise.
- 1136. I'm your new cellmate.
- 1137. And I've come
to make your life a Iiving hell.
- 1138. Prepare...
- 1139. for a bitter harvest.
- 1140. Winter...
- 1141. has come at last.
- 1142. Are you...?
- 1143. Rather disappointed at how poorly
I have taught you proper housekeeping.
- 1144. And quite well, it seems!
- 1145. Thanks to you, son.
- 1146. Thanks to you all.
- 1147. Well done, Bruce.
- 1148. You too.
- 1149. I got one question.
- 1150. When we fell off the telescope,
why didn't you try and save us?
- 1151. It's the first time I've fallen
and you weren't there.
- 1152. I figured you could handle it.
- 1153. You know, sometimes counting on
somebody else is the only way to win.
- 1154. Excuse me.
- 1155. I'm the one who
kicked Ivy's botanical butt.
- 1156. Yeah, that was me.
- 1157. I did it all by myself.
- 1158. That was me.
- 1159. You are going back to school.
- 1160. You'll never win this argument.
- 1161. Partners?
- 1162. Partners.
- 1163. Partners.
- 1164. We're going to need a bigger cave.