1. This has been
a long time coming, fellas.Copy !req
2. Three years on the plates alone.Copy !req
3. I think you'll find
the product was worth the wait.Copy !req
4. Go ahead.
Take a good look, boys.Copy !req
5. Jeez, Mr. Sol, I can't
tell the difference.Copy !req
6. You'd need one of them
neutron microscopes, Palmer.Copy !req
7. It's identical down to
Ben Franklin's stubble.Copy !req
8. I want it laundered
through the casinoCopy !req
9. at a half mil a week.Copy !req
10. Three-quarter mil by march.Copy !req
11. Anybody got a problem with that?Copy !req
12. - Hey!
- Hey!
- The Bat!Copy !req
13. Jeez! Get him!Copy !req
14. Chuckie Sol.Copy !req
15. Batman! How did you get here?Copy !req
16. Your Angel of Death awaits.Copy !req
17. You ain't the Bat.Copy !req
18. Who—who are you?
What do you want?Copy !req
19. I want you, Chuckie boy.Copy !req
20. This time I got you,
you lousy, stinking—Copy !req
21. What?Copy !req
22. - Look at that.
- Lord.Copy !req
23. Look! It's Batman!Copy !req
24. Where?Copy !req
25. - Yeah.
- Up there.Copy !req
26. Oh, my God.Copy !req
27. I'm telling you, friends,Copy !req
28. it's vigilantism
at its deadliest.Copy !req
29. How many times are we gonna let
Batman cross the line?Copy !req
30. I'm sorry, councilman,Copy !req
31. but you can't blame BatmanCopy !req
32. for what happened
to Chuckie Sol.Copy !req
33. Why not? He's a loose
cannon, commissioner.Copy !req
34. It's not just my opinion.Copy !req
35. A lot of people,
including the police, I might add,Copy !req
36. think Batman's as unstableCopy !req
37. as the crooks he brings in.Copy !req
38. What kind of city are we runningCopy !req
39. when we depend on the supportCopy !req
40. of a potential madman?Copy !req
41. Such rot, sir.Copy !req
42. Why, you're the very
model of sanity.Copy !req
43. By the way, I've
pressed your tightsCopy !req
44. and put away your
exploding gas balls.Copy !req
45. Thank you, Alfred.Copy !req
46. Might one inquire what this is?Copy !req
47. A piece of windshieldCopy !req
48. from Chuckie Sol's car.Copy !req
49. There's a chemical
residue on it—Copy !req
50. Some kind of dense long-chain
macromolecular polymer.Copy !req
51. Adapt-o-genic, of course.Copy !req
52. Of course. Ahem.Copy !req
53. I should be landing any minute.Copy !req
54. It'll be good to see
you again, Arthur.Copy !req
55. You, too. And don't
worry about a thing.Copy !req
56. We'll clear up
these old family finances.Copy !req
57. Don't forget, you've got a big-time
city councilman on your side.Copy !req
58. I can't believe
it's been 10 years.Copy !req
59. Thinking of... Looking
up some old friends?Copy !req
60. Oh, Arthur, don't
start that again.Copy !req
61. He's...Copy !req
62. Ancient history.Copy !req
63. That's encouraging.Copy !req
64. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
65. Oh, come on, Bruce—Copy !req
66. All alone in this big mansion—Copy !req
67. Haven't you ever thought
about marriage?Copy !req
68. Even once?Copy !req
69. Never say the "M" word
in front of Bruce.Copy !req
70. It makes him nervous.Copy !req
71. What about the "I" word?Copy !req
72. The "I" word?Copy !req
73. Ingagement.Copy !req
74. I'd watch out for Bruce
if I were you, girls.Copy !req
75. First he wines and dines you,Copy !req
76. makes you think
you're the only womanCopy !req
77. he's ever been interested in,Copy !req
78. and just when you're wonderingCopy !req
79. where to register the china,Copy !req
80. he forgets your phone number.Copy !req
81. That's Bruce Wayne's style.Copy !req
82. Bruce?Copy !req
83. Excuse me.Copy !req
84. Oh, it's awful.Copy !req
85. Bruce. Bruce.Copy !req
86. A friend in need?Copy !req
87. Councilman.Copy !req
88. So how goes the Bat bashing?Copy !req
89. Better than your love life.Copy !req
90. Really, Bruce. It's almost
as if you pick themCopy !req
91. because you know there's no chance
for a serious relationship.Copy !req
92. At least since that one girl.Copy !req
93. What was her name?Copy !req
94. Anne? Andi? Andrea?Copy !req
95. Yes. Andrea Beaumont.Copy !req
96. Now, there was a sweet number.Copy !req
97. How did you let her get loose?Copy !req
98. Thanks for the
handkerchief, Arthur.Copy !req
99. You know where you can stick it.Copy !req
100. Andrea.Copy !req
101. Ha ha! That's right.Copy !req
102. And if daddy gets
any more protective,Copy !req
103. he's going to build a moat
around my bedroom.Copy !req
104. It's times like this I
wish you were around to—Copy !req
105. Yes?Copy !req
106. Excuse me. I thought you
were saying something—Copy !req
107. Well, to me, I mean.Copy !req
108. No.Copy !req
109. O.K.Copy !req
110. Know who that was?Copy !req
111. Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
112. You know, Wayne Enterprises.Copy !req
113. I've seen him on campus.Copy !req
114. Very moody. Cute, though.Copy !req
115. Yes?Copy !req
116. I heard my name. I thought—Copy !req
117. Who are you talking to?Copy !req
118. My mother.Copy !req
119. Oh. Well, I didn't mean to—Copy !req
120. That's O.K. We're done.Copy !req
121. Mom doesn't have much
to say today.Copy !req
122. I'm not the only oneCopy !req
123. who talks to their
loved ones, you know.Copy !req
124. I didn't say anything.Copy !req
125. It's just that when I
talk to her out loud,Copy !req
126. I can imagine how she'd reply.Copy !req
127. I can hear her,
like she's right there.Copy !req
128. I talked to my parents.Copy !req
129. What did you say?Copy !req
130. I made a vow.Copy !req
131. What vow?Copy !req
132. A secret one.Copy !req
133. Ooh. A man of mystery.Copy !req
134. Have you kept your vow?Copy !req
135. So far.Copy !req
136. Andrea Beaumont.Copy !req
137. Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
138. I know. The boy billionaire.Copy !req
139. So, tell me. With all that
money and power,Copy !req
140. how come you always lookCopy !req
141. like you want
to jump off a cliff?Copy !req
142. Why should you care?Copy !req
143. I don't.Copy !req
144. Mother was asking.Copy !req
145. Let's step on it.
We ain't got all night.Copy !req
146. Wait for me.Copy !req
147. Coming through.Copy !req
148. O.K., Skaz. We're done shopping.Copy !req
149. All clear here.Copy !req
150. Well, Bruce, here goes.Copy !req
151. Let's blow this pop stand.Copy !req
152. Hyah!Copy !req
153. On your stomachs. Arms spread.Copy !req
154. Who's this clown?Copy !req
155. You heard me.Copy !req
156. Yeah. You heard him, boys.Copy !req
157. You heard Mr. Kung Fu.Copy !req
158. Yeah. I'm shaking.Copy !req
159. Say your prayers, sucker.Copy !req
160. Yes.Copy !req
161. Excuse me.Copy !req
162. Hey, Jonesy.Copy !req
163. There.Copy !req
164. I read about your anonymous
exploits this morning,Copy !req
165. and I must say,Copy !req
166. are you sure
you won't reconsider rugby?Copy !req
167. Sorry, Alfred, but
the plan is working.Copy !req
168. I had the edge. I could feel it.Copy !req
169. There was only one thing wrong—Copy !req
170. They weren't afraid of me.Copy !req
171. I've got to strike
fear in them from the start.Copy !req
172. Pardon, Master Bruce,Copy !req
173. but we may want to
postpone the shoptalk, as it were.Copy !req
174. I believe you have a visitor.Copy !req
175. Hi.Copy !req
176. Hey, what happened to you,Copy !req
177. trip over some loose cash?Copy !req
178. It's been three days
since we met,Copy !req
179. and still no calls.Copy !req
180. I figured you must be dead or something.Copy !req
181. You expect every guy
you meet to call you up?Copy !req
182. The ones that are smart enough
to dial a phone.Copy !req
183. What is that?Copy !req
184. Jujitsu.Copy !req
185. Gesundheit.Copy !req
186. That was a joke.Copy !req
187. Jujitsu is no joke.Copy !req
188. It takes years to master.Copy !req
189. Hey! Whoa!Copy !req
190. Got a few moves of my own.Copy !req
191. Miss Hovey's self-defense
class for girls.Copy !req
192. Oh. He laughs.Copy !req
193. Nice footwork.
Can you dance, too?Copy !req
194. Pardon, sir, but Miss Bambi
is dancing on the piano.Copy !req
195. Brucie, where are you?Copy !req
196. You guys wait here.Copy !req
197. Whatever you say, Mr. Bronski.Copy !req
198. They say the Bat iced this guy.Copy !req
199. I know.Copy !req
200. Chuckie, Chuckie.Copy !req
201. You always were a loser.Copy !req
202. Buzz.Copy !req
203. Who's there?Copy !req
204. Buzz Bronski,Copy !req
205. your Angel of Death awaits.Copy !req
206. Get away from me, you freak.Copy !req
207. Time to pay for your
sins, Mr. Bronski.Copy !req
208. Buzz...Copy !req
209. All right, creep,Copy !req
210. catch this!Copy !req
211. What the—Copy !req
212. Dave! Dougan!Copy !req
213. Boys!Copy !req
214. Come on!Copy !req
215. He was up here.Copy !req
216. - Boss?
- Boss?Copy !req
217. - Boss!
- Boss!Copy !req
218. Boys! Hurry!Copy !req
219. You always were a loser,
Mr. Bronski.Copy !req
220. Farewell, Mr. Bronski.Copy !req
221. Boss!Copy !req
222. Boss!Copy !req
223. Oh, man.Copy !req
224. Hey!Copy !req
225. It's the Bat!Copy !req
226. It's the stinking Bat!Copy !req
227. Buzz.Copy !req
228. No!Copy !req
229. What do you mean "you won't"?
You have to go after him!Copy !req
230. He didn't do it. It's garbage, Mr.
Reeves.Copy !req
231. The Batman does not
kill, period.Copy !req
232. You want him? You get him.Copy !req
233. I'll have no part of it.Copy !req
234. Well, gentlemen?Copy !req
235. Any ideas?Copy !req
236. Hmm. He's usually here by now.Copy !req
237. There appears to beCopy !req
238. some chemical residue
on the lawn.Copy !req
239. Could match the traces
I found on the glass.Copy !req
240. Not much, but it's
been that kind of day.Copy !req
241. You'd think they could
afford a weed eater.Copy !req
242. Sorry, Mom, but the whole
world's going to seed.Copy !req
243. You.Copy !req
244. Bruce?Copy !req
245. So, I'm having the banker
cut through some red tape.Copy !req
246. Says he can roll your moneyCopy !req
247. into a higher yield account.Copy !req
248. Amount? What—
what—what amount?Copy !req
249. I said account.Copy !req
250. Oh, I'm sorry. I was
just... Reminiscing.Copy !req
251. Hey, that's O.K.Copy !req
252. You must have
a lot on your mind.Copy !req
253. Monsieur?Copy !req
254. Remember this place?Copy !req
255. Sure.Copy !req
256. You, me, and Daddy
used to come here all the time.Copy !req
257. How is the old guy?Copy !req
258. You're still close, aren't you?Copy !req
259. Closer than ever.Copy !req
260. I'm sorry he couldn't
make it into town this time,Copy !req
261. but then, I've always wishedCopy !req
262. I could have some time
alone with you.Copy !req
263. Well, who knows what
the future might bring?Copy !req
264. Welcome to the Gotham
World's Fair—Copy !req
265. a dream of the future,Copy !req
266. a bright tomorrowCopy !req
267. filled with hope and
promise for all mankind.Copy !req
268. This is a vision
of a shimmering utopia,Copy !req
269. where we shall all spend
the rest of our lives.Copy !req
270. - Did not!
- Give it back!Copy !req
271. Do you think
we'll really see any of thisCopy !req
272. in our lifetime?Copy !req
273. Bruce?Copy !req
274. Bruce, I'm talking to you.Copy !req
275. Huh? Oh. I'm sorry, Andi.Copy !req
276. My mind was on something else.Copy !req
277. Like what?Copy !req
278. Oh, just, you know, the future.Copy !req
279. Anyone's in particularCopy !req
280. or just the generic brand?Copy !req
281. You know.Copy !req
282. No, I don't.Copy !req
283. Since when do you talk
to me about your plans?Copy !req
284. By the way, Dad's been
wanting to meet you.Copy !req
285. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
286. But I told him you're
not up to it yet.Copy !req
287. I can meet him.Copy !req
288. Great.Copy !req
289. I'll call him right now.Copy !req
290. You sure about this?Copy !req
291. Sure, I'm sure.Copy !req
292. What the heck
am I doing, Alfred?Copy !req
293. This isn't part of the plan.Copy !req
294. I must be going nuts.Copy !req
295. If I may make so bold,
Master Bruce,Copy !req
296. I'd say quite the reverse.Copy !req
297. Excuse me, Mr. Beaumont.Copy !req
298. Here are the partnership papers.Copy !req
299. If you could just
go over them, sir.Copy !req
300. Knock, knock.Copy !req
301. Andi.Copy !req
302. Well, this is a most
pleasant interruption.Copy !req
303. At last I meet
the elusive Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
304. Nice to meet you, sir.Copy !req
305. Sir? Oh, don't be
so formal, Bruce.Copy !req
306. Andrea's told me
so much about you,Copy !req
307. I feel like we're practically
family.Copy !req
308. Daddy.Copy !req
309. Ahem.Copy !req
310. Don't mind me.
I was just leaving.Copy !req
311. Oh. I'm sorry.Copy !req
312. This is Arthur Reeves,Copy !req
313. one of the hot Young Turks
from my legal department.Copy !req
314. He's someone
you should get to know.Copy !req
315. I hope we're not
interrupting anything.Copy !req
316. Not at all. I'm never too busyCopy !req
317. for my Andi and her friends.Copy !req
318. I tell you, Bruce,Copy !req
319. I do a lot
of financial planning.Copy !req
320. When it comes to money,Copy !req
321. you can't take
the future for granted.Copy !req
322. But all the money in the world means littleCopy !req
323. if you don't have loved ones
to share it with.Copy !req
324. Nothing's more important
than family.Copy !req
325. Yes, Mr. Beaumont.Copy !req
326. Carl.Copy !req
327. Excuse me, sir, but there's a Mr.
Valestra here to see you.Copy !req
328. He says he has an appointment.Copy !req
329. Ahem. If Mr. Valestra says he
has an appointment, Virginia,Copy !req
330. then Mr. Valestra
has an appointment.Copy !req
331. That's what I like
about your pop, kiddo—Copy !req
332. He knows his priorities.Copy !req
333. Is my shirt too big,Copy !req
334. or is that my flesh crawling?Copy !req
335. Well, Mr. Valestra is not what
you'd call a people person.Copy !req
336. No kidding.Copy !req
337. Come on, Bruce. That's just
Daddy's business.Copy !req
338. He deals with everyone.Copy !req
339. It's not your father,
Andi. It's—Copy !req
340. it's everything.Copy !req
341. I said hand over
the cashbox, man.Copy !req
342. Aah! No!Copy !req
343. Gimme!Copy !req
344. Eddie, pops here needs
some persuading.Copy !req
345. Stay here. I got to stop this.Copy !req
346. Bruce, no. Don't.Copy !req
347. What do you
expect me to do, just stand here?Copy !req
348. Just come back to me
in one piece.Copy !req
349. Please?Copy !req
350. There you go.Copy !req
351. Hey!Copy !req
352. Better have your
insurance paid up, sucker.Copy !req
353. Here you go!Copy !req
354. Come on! Pick up the box!Copy !req
355. Pick up the box!Copy !req
356. Oh, thank God you're all right.Copy !req
357. I was so frightened.Copy !req
358. Come on, let me have
a look at you.Copy !req
359. Andrea, please.Copy !req
360. No.Copy !req
361. What am I still doing this for?Copy !req
362. It's got to be one or the other.Copy !req
363. I can't have it both ways.Copy !req
364. I can't put myself on the lineCopy !req
365. as long as there's someone
waiting for me to come home.Copy !req
366. Miss Beaumont would be glad to know
you feel that way, Master Bruce.Copy !req
367. She's holding on line one, sir.Copy !req
368. Master Bruce.Copy !req
369. Alfred, I can't. Not now.Copy !req
370. What shall I say, sir?Copy !req
371. I... don't know.
I just don't know!Copy !req
372. It doesn't mean
I don't care anymore.Copy !req
373. I don't want
to let you down, honest,Copy !req
374. But—but...Copy !req
375. It just doesn't
hurt so bad anymore.Copy !req
376. You can understand that,
can't you?Copy !req
377. Look, I can give money
to the city.Copy !req
378. They can hire more cops.Copy !req
379. Let someone else take the risk.Copy !req
380. It's different now.Copy !req
381. Please...Copy !req
382. I need it to be different now.Copy !req
383. I know I made a promise,Copy !req
384. but I didn't see this coming.Copy !req
385. I didn't count on being happy.Copy !req
386. Please...Copy !req
387. Tell me that it's O.K.Copy !req
388. Maybe they already have.Copy !req
389. Maybe they sent me.Copy !req
390. Hey!Copy !req
391. Get in.Copy !req
392. All I want to
know is, is it true?Copy !req
393. Is the Batman really
hitting our people?Copy !req
394. We have eyewitnesses.Copy !req
395. Beautiful.
That's just beautiful.Copy !req
396. Why? He never
leaned on us before.Copy !req
397. I'm too old for this.Copy !req
398. I suppose you could
demand police protection.Copy !req
399. What are you, a comedian?Copy !req
400. This is the Batman we're
talking about here.Copy !req
401. A freak job!Copy !req
402. He'll crucify me!Copy !req
403. Pull over.Copy !req
404. It's not very healthy in here.Copy !req
405. O'Neil Funding Corporation.
Adam's Tool and Die.Copy !req
406. Oh, I should have known.Copy !req
407. Sir?Copy !req
408. Chuckie Sol and Buzz Bronski—Copy !req
409. They have some history together.Copy !req
410. They were partners
in dummy corporationsCopy !req
411. set up over 10 years ago.Copy !req
412. The third director was
one Salvatore Valestra.Copy !req
413. Sal's having company tonight.Copy !req
414. Don't wait up.Copy !req
415. Meaning, I trust, that once
you're done with him,Copy !req
416. you'll be seeing her?Copy !req
417. You think you know everything
about me, don't you?Copy !req
418. I diapered your bottom. I
bloody well ought to... Sir!Copy !req
419. Well, you're wrong.Copy !req
420. Andrea's father?Copy !req
421. You know how much I've always
wanted to see Europe, Bruce.Copy !req
422. Dad has business
there next week.Copy !req
423. It's some sort of hush-hush deal.
He won't tell me a thing.Copy !req
424. He can't even say when
we'd be coming back.Copy !req
425. Will you at least let me try to
talk you out of it?Copy !req
426. Bruce—Copy !req
427. Wait, please.Copy !req
428. Oh... Never mind.Copy !req
429. I'm no good at this.Copy !req
430. Here, you'll get the idea.Copy !req
431. What do you say?Copy !req
432. Of course I will.Copy !req
433. I never thought
this would happen.Copy !req
434. I always felt like I'd
thrown you a curve ball,Copy !req
435. like you never knew
what to do with meCopy !req
436. because I wasn't in the plan.Copy !req
437. You are now.
I'm changing the plan.Copy !req
438. Looks like Dad's got company,Copy !req
439. business-type company.Copy !req
440. He doesn't usually see clients
here, at least not at this hour.Copy !req
441. Maybe we should
wait till tomorrowCopy !req
442. before we give him
the good news.Copy !req
443. Maybe.Copy !req
444. Good night, Bruce, Alfred.Copy !req
445. Miss.Copy !req
446. Rrrrrrrr!Copy !req
447. It's another cave, all right.Copy !req
448. Could be as big as the house,Copy !req
449. judging from the number
of bats that came out of it.Copy !req
450. Alfred, what's wrong?Copy !req
451. This just arrived, sir.Copy !req
452. "Left with Dad...Copy !req
453. "Too young...Copy !req
454. "Need time...Copy !req
455. Forget about me."Copy !req
456. My god!Copy !req
457. If there was just
some other way.Copy !req
458. I hate that song.Copy !req
459. Gasp!Copy !req
460. Can it be?Copy !req
461. Old Sallie
"The Wheezer" Valestra.Copy !req
462. Welcome, paisan.Copy !req
463. It's been a dog's age.Copy !req
464. Hello, Joker.Copy !req
465. Didn't mean to
drop by unannounced.Copy !req
466. Oh, Salvatore,Copy !req
467. why so formal?Copy !req
468. Mi casa nostra
es su casa nostra.Copy !req
469. So, what's an old-timer like youCopy !req
470. want with a two-timer like me?Copy !req
471. Business. I got—Copy !req
472. Ohh, business! Sounds like fun.Copy !req
473. Come! We'll repair to more
comfortable environs.Copy !req
474. Now, hold on to your hatCopy !req
475. and watch those valuables.Copy !req
476. It's going to be a bumpy ride.Copy !req
477. Honey, I'm home!Copy !req
478. Oh, don't mind my
home security system.Copy !req
479. Down, Rusty!Copy !req
480. Can't be too careful with
all those weirdos around.Copy !req
481. What? Meat loaf again?Copy !req
482. Oh, I had it for lunch.Copy !req
483. Isn't Hazel here a cutie?Copy !req
484. True, she's a real homebody,Copy !req
485. but you can't help
who you fall in love with.Copy !req
486. Ooh!Copy !req
487. Come. Have a seat, Sal.Copy !req
488. Tell me what's on
your so-called mind.Copy !req
489. It's Batman. He's gone nuts.Copy !req
490. First he whacked Chuckie Sol,Copy !req
491. then Buzz,Copy !req
492. and now he's after me.Copy !req
493. You know, I've been reading lately
how old guano-manCopy !req
494. is wound tight enough to snap.Copy !req
495. Wouldn't it be great
if I've finallyCopy !req
496. driven him off
the deep end? Ha ha ha!Copy !req
497. This isn't a joke!
Batman's knocking us off,Copy !req
498. and you're the only one
who can take him down.Copy !req
499. Look, 5 million up frontCopy !req
500. with whatever you want
to finish him off.Copy !req
501. What do I look like,
pest control?Copy !req
502. Think, you fool!Copy !req
503. Once he gets me,
how long till he gets you?Copy !req
504. You know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
505. Your hands are just as dirty.Copy !req
506. Dirtier!Copy !req
507. Grrr!Copy !req
508. Don't touch me, old man.Copy !req
509. I don't know where you've been.Copy !req
510. Oh, Sal, no one can
take a joke like you.Copy !req
511. Of course I'll help you out.Copy !req
512. Really?Copy !req
513. Certainement.Copy !req
514. No way is anybody going
to hurt my pal Sal.Copy !req
515. That's it. That's
what I want to see—Copy !req
516. A nice big smile.Copy !req
517. Thanks for
another lovely dinner.Copy !req
518. My pleasure.Copy !req
519. You know, It's not good to go to bed
on a full stomach.Copy !req
520. We could stay up,Copy !req
521. talk for a while.Copy !req
522. Oh, Artie, I've got
a killer day tomorrow.Copy !req
523. But call me, O.K.?Copy !req
524. Good night.Copy !req
525. Good night.Copy !req
526. So we meet again.Copy !req
527. I like the cape.Copy !req
528. Not sure about the mask though.Copy !req
529. Have you ever seen this?Copy !req
530. No.Copy !req
531. But that's your father.Copy !req
532. He's the one who set up their
corporate partnership.Copy !req
533. So? That's his job.Copy !req
534. He was the one element that
tied these gangsters together.Copy !req
535. Where's your father now?Copy !req
536. Haven't a clue. Why don't
you try Madagascar?Copy !req
537. That's not what you told Reeves!Copy !req
538. You told him you were closer
than ever to your father.Copy !req
539. You had me bugged, is that it?Copy !req
540. I can read lips.Copy !req
541. Then read them now. Get out.Copy !req
542. You still following
your Dad's orders?Copy !req
543. The way I see it,Copy !req
544. the only one in this roomCopy !req
545. controlled by
his parents is you.Copy !req
546. Sal Valestra,Copy !req
547. your Angel of Death awaits.Copy !req
548. Oops! I guess the joke is on me.Copy !req
549. You're not Batman after all.Copy !req
550. Looks like there's
a new face in Gotham,Copy !req
551. and soon his name
will be all over town,Copy !req
552. to say nothing of his legs,
feet, spleen, and head!Copy !req
553. Stay away!
This is not your fight.Copy !req
554. This madness ends now.Copy !req
555. Batman,Copy !req
556. this is the police.
You're under arrest.Copy !req
557. Step away from
the edge of the roof.Copy !req
558. Put your hands on top of your head
and stay in the light.Copy !req
559. Stay on him!Copy !req
560. Delta 6-3 in pursuit.Copy !req
561. Subject moving north
along Denny Drive.Copy !req
562. All units approach with caution.Copy !req
563. Subject is considered
armed and dangerous.Copy !req
564. Use of deadly force
is authorized.Copy !req
565. Take it down!
I got to get closer!Copy !req
566. Freeze!Copy !req
567. He's heading for
the construction site.Copy !req
568. S.W.A.T. deployment teams
move into position.Copy !req
569. All units acknowledge.Copy !req
570. Roger that, Charlie.
Moving in position.Copy !req
571. Let's go!Copy !req
572. All available units
to 4th and Madison,Copy !req
573. the construction site.Copy !req
574. Charlie-3, prepare for tear gas.Copy !req
575. There he is, men!Copy !req
576. Hey, wait!Copy !req
577. You jerk!Copy !req
578. Get a light up there!Copy !req
579. Delta-3 to ground,
he's down. We have him.Copy !req
580. Fire!Copy !req
581. Quick, around the back!Copy !req
582. Come on, you grunts!Copy !req
583. Andrea?Copy !req
584. Hurry!Copy !req
585. Who's that?Copy !req
586. There are certain advantagesCopy !req
587. to having a sturdy
cranium, Master Bruce.Copy !req
588. But then hard-headedness
was always your virtue.Copy !req
589. Well, I'm sure I have
things to do elsewhere.Copy !req
590. You have, uh,Copy !req
591. an excellent sense of timing.Copy !req
592. It was all over TV.
I had to do something.Copy !req
593. I'm grateful, of course.Copy !req
594. But I still need to knowCopy !req
595. why you're not telling me the
truth about your father.Copy !req
596. Well, I suppose the world's
greatest detectiveCopy !req
597. will find out eventually.Copy !req
598. You remember Daddy was
having a meeting that nightCopy !req
599. with his partners.Copy !req
600. Rrrrrrrrrr!Copy !req
601. You're a liar and a cheat, Carl.Copy !req
602. You've taken what's ours.Copy !req
603. You're going to pay
one way or another.Copy !req
604. No, please!Copy !req
605. Daddy, what's going on?Copy !req
606. I'm sorry you had to see
this, Miss Beaumont.Copy !req
607. Let her go!Copy !req
608. Watch it, Carl.Copy !req
609. Please, Sal, give me
one more day.Copy !req
610. I swear I'll get the money.Copy !req
611. Convince me.Copy !req
612. This time tomorrow,
on my mother's grave,Copy !req
613. as soon as
the European banks open,Copy !req
614. I'll have the whole
amount wired to you.Copy !req
615. 24 hours.Copy !req
616. This time tomorrow,
we'll have the money,Copy !req
617. or I'll have your heart
in my hand.Copy !req
618. Let's go, boys.Copy !req
619. Dad, are you all right?Copy !req
620. Pack a suitcase. We've got
to get to the airport now!Copy !req
621. What? But you said you'd
have the money.Copy !req
622. It's not that simple.Copy !req
623. The money's
tied up in investments.Copy !req
624. It could take weeks to free up.Copy !req
625. But I can't leave.Copy !req
626. Bruce proposed to me. We're
going to get married.Copy !req
627. Listen to me.Copy !req
628. I just used up the last shred
of pity Sal Valestra has.Copy !req
629. If I don't pay him back
within 24 hours,Copy !req
630. they'll find us and they'll kill us both!Copy !req
631. Why'd you do this, Dad?Copy !req
632. Why'd you get involved
with these people?Copy !req
633. I'm sorry, Andi.Copy !req
634. I just wanted a chance for you.Copy !req
635. I'll get you out of this.Copy !req
636. Somehow we'll be free of those
guys, whatever it takes.Copy !req
637. That's a promise.Copy !req
638. From that night,
we were on the run.Copy !req
639. We hid all over Europe,Copy !req
640. eventually settled
on the Mediterranean coast.Copy !req
641. Dad was able to parlay the money
he embezzled into a fortune.Copy !req
642. Finally, he had enough
to pay them back,Copy !req
643. or so he thought.Copy !req
644. It would never be enough.Copy !req
645. They wanted interest
compounded in blood.Copy !req
646. He had to find another way.Copy !req
647. The man in the costume—
your father?Copy !req
648. He said he'd get them, somehow.Copy !req
649. When I heard about Chuckie Sol,Copy !req
650. well, I had to
come back to find him,Copy !req
651. to stop him.Copy !req
652. I'm sorry, Bruce.Copy !req
653. That's twice now
I've come into your lifeCopy !req
654. and screwed it up.Copy !req
655. Ooh!Copy !req
656. Can we make it work this time?Copy !req
657. I want to say yes,Copy !req
658. but you know it's
going to come downCopy !req
659. between me and your father.Copy !req
660. Daddy doesn't matter anymore.Copy !req
661. I'll see you tonight.Copy !req
662. I'll be here.Copy !req
663. It's so good to see you and
Miss Beaumont together again.Copy !req
664. Might one ask what this
bodes for your alter-ego?Copy !req
665. I'm not sure, Alfred.Copy !req
666. Everything's happening so fast.Copy !req
667. So much has changed.Copy !req
668. You still love each other.Copy !req
669. It's true.Copy !req
670. I love her.Copy !req
671. Maybe after this is settled...Copy !req
672. Maybe then.Copy !req
673. I'm sure they would have
wanted you to be happy, sir.Copy !req
674. Is something wrong?Copy !req
675. Maybe.Copy !req
676. Oh, no!Copy !req
677. You're telling me there were
four precincts on Batman's heelsCopy !req
678. and he still got away?Copy !req
679. Unbelievable.Copy !req
680. And to think our tax money
goes to pay those jerks.Copy !req
681. You!Copy !req
682. That's right, Artie.Copy !req
683. Bring in the press, why don't you?
What a photo-op—Copy !req
684. the councilman
and his wacky pal.Copy !req
685. You're no friend of mine.Copy !req
686. Oh, Artie, I'm crushed.Copy !req
687. How the high and mighty forget.Copy !req
688. Don't you remember—Copy !req
689. You, me, Sallie, and the gang?Copy !req
690. What are you talking about?Copy !req
691. I never met them or you.Copy !req
692. I worked for Beaumont.Copy !req
693. I didn't know what he was doing.Copy !req
694. Oh, but you knew about it
afterwards,Copy !req
695. and put it to good use, eh?Copy !req
696. What do you want?Copy !req
697. To find out who's
iced the old gang.Copy !req
698. Haven't you read the papers?
It's Batman!Copy !req
699. Nnnnnnnn! Wrong!Copy !req
700. It ain't the bat.
Nope, nope, nope.Copy !req
701. I've seen the guy.Copy !req
702. He looks more like the
Ghost of Christmas Future.Copy !req
703. Nowhere near as cute as Batboy.Copy !req
704. You're saying it's someone else?Copy !req
705. Yeah. Someone who wouldn't mindCopy !req
706. seeing our old pals
out of the way.Copy !req
707. Maybe—gulp—Copy !req
708. sob—me, too.Copy !req
709. That's when I
thought of you, Arturo.Copy !req
710. An important,
upstanding guy like youCopy !req
711. could find it awkwardCopy !req
712. if certain secrets were
revealed about his past.Copy !req
713. Now, wait. You're
not saying that I—Copy !req
714. Mr. Reeves, Miss
Beaumont on the line.Copy !req
715. Beaumont? Not the babe?Copy !req
716. Ohh, you devil.Copy !req
717. Arthur?Copy !req
718. Arthur, are you there?Copy !req
719. Shh!Copy !req
720. Hello, Andrea. We're—we're
still on for lunch, right?Copy !req
721. I'm sorry. I—I can't.Copy !req
722. I got hung up.Copy !req
723. I'll explain everything
tonight, O.K.?Copy !req
724. Uh, all right.Copy !req
725. Uh, I'll—I'll see you then.Copy !req
726. Now, ain't that a co-inky-dink?Copy !req
727. We're talking about the old manCopy !req
728. and the spawn of his loins
just happens to call.Copy !req
729. Makes you want to laugh,
doesn't it, Arthur?Copy !req
730. Good heavens!Copy !req
731. Councilman, please, you've
got to control yourself.Copy !req
732. I'm trying, for God's sake!Copy !req
733. - Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Here's a relaxant for him.Copy !req
734. I need some help.Copy !req
735. Hold him still!Copy !req
736. Councilman, please!Copy !req
737. That's it.Copy !req
738. That's right.Copy !req
739. There, that should
relax you enoughCopy !req
740. for the toxin to run its course.Copy !req
741. Now, try to stay calm.Copy !req
742. O.K.Copy !req
743. Oh, no!Copy !req
744. Why did the Joker meet with you?Copy !req
745. It has to do with the
gangster murders, doesn't it?Copy !req
746. He thinks you're involved. Why?Copy !req
747. I don't know. Ha—Copy !req
748. That's not the answer I want.Copy !req
749. Beaumont needed meCopy !req
750. to help him and his kid
get out of town.Copy !req
751. He kept in touch.Copy !req
752. When was the last time
you spoke to him?Copy !req
753. Years ago—my first
election campaign.Copy !req
754. I was running out of moneyCopy !req
755. and asked Beaumont for help.Copy !req
756. He said no. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
757. So, you sold him to the Mob.Copy !req
758. I was broke, desperate.Copy !req
759. They said all they wanted
was their money back.Copy !req
760. Councilman!Copy !req
761. Councilman, please!Copy !req
762. Anybody home?Copy !req
763. Listen, boopsy,Copy !req
764. even though you never
call and never write,Copy !req
765. I still got a soft spot for you.Copy !req
766. So I'm sending you a fun gift...
Airmail.Copy !req
767. And there's no use jumping out
the window this time, toots.Copy !req
768. The plane of the futureCopy !req
769. is going to make you history.Copy !req
770. Hello!Copy !req
771. Hello, operator?Copy !req
772. I believe my party's
been disconnected.Copy !req
773. Ho ho ho ho ho ho!Copy !req
774. You!Copy !req
775. But—but he paid you.Copy !req
776. Dad?Copy !req
777. Well, Haze, guess it's
time to call it a night.Copy !req
778. What do you say, hon...Copy !req
779. Feeling the old
electricity tonight?Copy !req
780. Ain't it always the way?Copy !req
781. You get in the mood,
and company shows up.Copy !req
782. Joker...Copy !req
783. Your Angel of Death awaits.Copy !req
784. I'm impressed, lady.Copy !req
785. You're harder to kill than
a cockroach on steroids.Copy !req
786. So you figured it out.Copy !req
787. Got to hand it to you—
nice scheme.Copy !req
788. Costume's a bit theatrical,Copy !req
789. but, hey, who am I to talk?Copy !req
790. Ooh!Copy !req
791. Very cute—Copy !req
792. But I can blow
smoke, too, toots.Copy !req
793. Nice trick, sweetheart.
You could teach old BatsyCopy !req
794. a thing or two
about disappearing. Uhh!Copy !req
795. Ooh!Copy !req
796. You're not smiling, Joker.Copy !req
797. I thought you found
death amusing.Copy !req
798. Me? Oh, no!Copy !req
799. You won't hear
a giggle out of me.Copy !req
800. Made you look!Copy !req
801. Well, if it isn't
Smokey the Babe—Copy !req
802. Just in time to meet
her biggest fan.Copy !req
803. How about a little pick-me-up?Copy !req
804. Your father's dead, isn't he?Copy !req
805. You came into town early
to get Chuckie SolCopy !req
806. so you could shift the blame
to your father if you had to.Copy !req
807. They took everything, Bruce—Copy !req
808. My dad, my life, you.Copy !req
809. I'm not saying
it's right or even sane,Copy !req
810. but it's all I've got left,Copy !req
811. so either help me
or get out of the way.Copy !req
812. You know I can't do that.Copy !req
813. Look what they did to us,Copy !req
814. what we could have had!Copy !req
815. They had to pay!Copy !req
816. But, Andi, what
will vengeance solve?Copy !req
817. If anyone knows the
answer to that, Bruce,Copy !req
818. it's you.Copy !req
819. Leave, Andi...Copy !req
820. Now.Copy !req
821. Please?Copy !req
822. Oh, Batsy...Copy !req
823. Ooh!Copy !req
824. Joker...Copy !req
825. You're too late, Batman.Copy !req
826. There are 20 miles of tunnels
under this place,Copy !req
827. and they're all filled
with high explosives.Copy !req
828. In five minutes,
everything goes up.Copy !req
829. Ooh!Copy !req
830. No!Copy !req
831. Whoa!Copy !req
832. You just don't know
when to quit, do you?Copy !req
833. What are you doing?Copy !req
834. You're crazy! I'm your only
chance to get out of here!Copy !req
835. Let me go or we'll both die!Copy !req
836. Whatever it takes.Copy !req
837. For once, I'm stuck
without a punch line.Copy !req
838. O.K. I give up.Copy !req
839. I surrendered already.Copy !req
840. Tell her, Batman.Copy !req
841. Andrea...Copy !req
842. You've got to get out of here.Copy !req
843. The place is wired to e-explode!Copy !req
844. No. One way or another,
it ends tonight.Copy !req
845. Goodbye, my love.Copy !req
846. Andrea!Copy !req
847. I couldn't save her, Alfred.Copy !req
848. I don't think she wanted
to be saved, sir.Copy !req
849. Vengeance blackens
the soul, Bruce.Copy !req
850. I always feared you would becomeCopy !req
851. that which you fought against.Copy !req
852. You walk the edge of
that abyss every night.Copy !req
853. But you haven't fallen in,Copy !req
854. and I thank heaven for that.Copy !req
855. But Andrea fell into
that pit years ago,Copy !req
856. and no one, not even you,Copy !req
857. could've pulled her back.Copy !req
858. What is it?Copy !req
859. Quite a sight.Copy !req
860. Yes.Copy !req
861. I'm sorry.Copy !req
862. Do—do you want to be alone?Copy !req
863. I am.Copy !req
864. Captioning made possible by
Warner Bros.Copy !req
865. Captioning performed by the
National Captioning Institute, Inc.Copy !req