1. Can I persuade you
to take a sandwich with you, sir?Copy !req
2. I'll get drive-through.Copy !req
3. You're counting on the winged avenger
to deliver you from evil...Copy !req
4. aren't you, my friend?Copy !req
5. Are you gonna kill me?Copy !req
6. Maybe, maybe not. You can say
we're of two minds on the subject. Ha!Copy !req
7. Are you a gambling man?Copy !req
8. What say we flip for it?Copy !req
9. One man is born a hero,
his brother, a coward.Copy !req
10. Babies starve, politicians grow fat...Copy !req
11. holy men are martyred,
and junkies grow legion.Copy !req
12. Why? Why? Why?Copy !req
13. Luck.Copy !req
14. Blind, stupid, simple, doo-da, clueless luck.
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
15. The wrath of toss.Copy !req
16. The only true justice.Copy !req
17. Let's see what justice has in store...Copy !req
18. for you.Copy !req
19. Oh! It's like the touch of God.
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
20. Oh-oh!Copy !req
21. Fortune smiles,
another day of wine and roses.Copy !req
22. Or, in your case, beer and pizza. Ha!Copy !req
23. Out of here!Copy !req
24. - But you said you'd let me live.
- Too true, and so you shall.Copy !req
25. Nothing better than live bait
to trap a bat.Copy !req
26. What if we could get
some kind of a horn?Copy !req
27. Hot entrance.Copy !req
28. Two-Face?Copy !req
29. Two guards are dead.
He's holding a third hostage.Copy !req
30. - Didn't see this one coming.
- We should have, though.Copy !req
31. The Second Bank of Gotham on the...Copy !req
32. Second anniversary
of the day I captured him.Copy !req
33. How could Two-Face resist?Copy !req
34. I'm Chase Meridian.Copy !req
35. I asked Dr. Meridian to come to Gotham
to consult on this case.Copy !req
36. She specializes in...Copy !req
37. Abnormal Psychology,
multiple personalities. I read your work.Copy !req
38. Insightful. Naive, but insightful.Copy !req
39. I'm flattered. Not every girl
makes a superhero's night table.Copy !req
40. Can we reason with him?
He's holding innocent people up there.Copy !req
41. It won't do any good.
He'll slaughter them without thinking twice.Copy !req
42. A trauma powerful enough to create
an alternate personality leaves the victim...Copy !req
43. In a world where normal rules
of right and wrong no longer apply.Copy !req
44. - Exactly.
- Like you.Copy !req
45. I could write a hell of a paper...Copy !req
46. on a grown man
who dresses like a flying rodent.Copy !req
47. Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.Copy !req
48. Really? I didn't know that.Copy !req
49. You are interesting.Copy !req
50. And call me Chase.Copy !req
51. By the way, do you have a first name
or do I just call you Bats?Copy !req
52. Let's start this party with a bang.Copy !req
53. Very punctual, even for his own funeral.Copy !req
54. Boys, kill the bat.Copy !req
55. Ha, ha. Ha.Copy !req
56. Blast him.Copy !req
57. Open sesame.Copy !req
58. It's a trap.Copy !req
59. Oh, no!Copy !req
60. Attention, citizens of fair Gotham.Copy !req
61. When we open that safe,
we'll have everything we ever wanted.Copy !req
62. Enough cash
to rain down upon fair Gotham...Copy !req
63. a glorious flood of chaos.Copy !req
64. And, of course, you, my boy, dead.
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
65. Oh, no, it's boiling acid.Copy !req
66. For your dying pleasure we're serving
the same acid...Copy !req
67. that made us the men we are today.
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
68. - No.
- Hold on.Copy !req
69. Yes.Copy !req
70. Haul away.Copy !req
71. Yes, haul away.Copy !req
72. - Give me your hand.
- Don't let go.Copy !req
73. Oh! Oh.Copy !req
74. - I'm gonna have to borrow this.
- Aah!Copy !req
75. Hey. Hey, that's my hearing aid.Copy !req
76. Thanks.Copy !req
77. My shoes are melting. Oh!Copy !req
78. Oh, oh.Copy !req
79. No more!Copy !req
80. Aah!Copy !req
81. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
82. - Hang on.
- Hang on?Copy !req
83. Whoa!Copy !req
84. Get him down. Get him down.Copy !req
85. Hey, take it easy with him, fellows.Copy !req
86. You'll be all right, young man.
Just stay calm. Easy, just easy.Copy !req
87. This will fix him. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
88. Hang on, Batty! Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
89. Ah.Copy !req
90. Let's see.Copy !req
91. Yes.Copy !req
92. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, happy day.Copy !req
93. Farewell forever
to that pointy-eared night rat.Copy !req
94. Face.Copy !req
95. - Hey, Face!
- Hmm?Copy !req
96. - Die!
- No!Copy !req
97. Oh!Copy !req
98. You need help, Harvey. Give it up.Copy !req
99. Have the good taste to die.Copy !req
100. See you.Copy !req
101. Despite a valiant effort
last night by Batman...Copy !req
102. Harvey Two-Face is still at large
and extremely dangerous.Copy !req
103. And in other news today,
billionaire Bruce Wayne...Copy !req
104. has extended his trend-setting
profit-sharing program...Copy !req
105. to the employees of the highly successful
Electronics Division...Copy !req
106. of Wayne Enterprises.Copy !req
107. - Mr. Wayne.
- Hello, Fred.Copy !req
108. Your inspections
are a departmental highlight.Copy !req
109. Oh, my God, it's him.Copy !req
110. I am a winner. I am a winner.
I am a winner.Copy !req
111. I am a winner.Copy !req
112. Bioremediation. Alternative fuel.Copy !req
113. Mr. Wayne, look at that time.Copy !req
114. Perhaps we should get to R&D
as soon as possible.Copy !req
115. Mister...Copy !req
116. Ohhh... Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
117. No, that's my name. And you are?Copy !req
118. Nygma. Edward. Edward Nygma.Copy !req
119. You hired me personally.
Just like I tell everyone.Copy !req
120. We've never actually met,
but your name was on the hiring slip.Copy !req
121. - I have it.
- I'm gonna need that hand back, Ed.Copy !req
122. Oh. Yes, of course. I'm sorry.Copy !req
123. It's just that...Copy !req
124. you're my idol.Copy !req
125. Back to work, Edward.Copy !req
126. And some people have been trying
to keep us apart.Copy !req
127. - Back to work, Edward.
- It's okay.Copy !req
128. So, Mr. Nygma, what's on your mind?Copy !req
129. Precisely. What's on all our minds?Copy !req
130. Brain waves.Copy !req
131. The future of Wayne Enterprises...Copy !req
132. is brain waves.Copy !req
133. I'm gonna have to apologize. I personally
terminated his project this morning.Copy !req
134. It's okay.Copy !req
135. I have it.Copy !req
136. Voilà.Copy !req
137. Huh?Copy !req
138. My invention beams any TV signal
directly into the human brain.Copy !req
139. By stimulating neurons,
manipulating brain waves, if you will...Copy !req
140. this device makes the audience feel
like they're inside the show.Copy !req
141. Why be brutalized by an uncaring world?Copy !req
142. Did you say, "Manipulating brain waves"?Copy !req
143. Well...Copy !req
144. - Yes.
- Hmm.Copy !req
145. But...Copy !req
146. someone like you would never need it.Copy !req
147. Someone so...Copy !req
148. intelligent, witty and charming.Copy !req
149. I just need a bit of additional funding
for human trials.Copy !req
150. - Let me show you, please.
- Now, listen, Ed...Copy !req
151. I want a full set of technical schematics
on this, okay?Copy !req
152. I want you to know
we'll be full partners in this, Bruce.Copy !req
153. Look at us. Two of a kind.Copy !req
154. You call my assistant, Margaret.
She'll set something up.Copy !req
155. Ahhh...Copy !req
156. That's not gonna be good for me.Copy !req
157. I need an answer now.Copy !req
158. I think I deserve it.Copy !req
159. I'm sorry, Ed, then the answer is no.Copy !req
160. Tampering with people's brain waves,
mind manipulation...Copy !req
161. It just raises too many questions.
Sorry.Copy !req
162. Thanks, everybody, keep up the good work.
Factory looks great.Copy !req
163. All right, everyone, back to work.Copy !req
164. We'll discuss this later.Copy !req
165. You were supposed to understand.Copy !req
166. I'll make you understand.Copy !req
167. Lock.Copy !req
168. Chair.Copy !req
169. - Alfred.
- I saw the signal, sir.Copy !req
170. All is ready.Copy !req
171. - Commissioner Gordon?
- He's at home.Copy !req
172. I sent the signal.Copy !req
173. What's wrong?Copy !req
174. Last night at the bank
I noticed something about Two-Face.Copy !req
175. His coin.Copy !req
176. It's his Achilles' heel.Copy !req
177. - It can be exploited.
- I know.Copy !req
178. You called me here for this?Copy !req
179. The Bat-Signal is not a beeper.Copy !req
180. Well, I wish I could say
that my interest in you...Copy !req
181. was purely professional.Copy !req
182. Are you trying to get under my cape,
doctor?Copy !req
183. A girl can't live by psychoses alone.Copy !req
184. It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.Copy !req
185. What is it about the wrong kind of man?Copy !req
186. In grade school,
it was guys with earrings.Copy !req
187. motorcycles, leather jackets.Copy !req
188. Now...Copy !req
189. Oh.Copy !req
190. black rubber.Copy !req
191. Try a fireman. Less to take off.Copy !req
192. I don't mind the work.
Pity I can't see behind the mask.Copy !req
193. - We all wear masks.
- My life's an open book. You read?Copy !req
194. I don't blend in at a family picnic.Copy !req
195. Oh, we could give it a try.
I'll bring the wine...Copy !req
196. you bring your scarred psyche.Copy !req
197. - Direct, aren't you?
- You like strong women.Copy !req
198. I've done my homework.Copy !req
199. Or do I need skintight vinyl and a whip?Copy !req
200. I haven't had that much luck
with women.Copy !req
201. Maybe you just haven't met
the right woman.Copy !req
202. I saw the signal. What's going on?Copy !req
203. - Nothing.
- Ahem.Copy !req
204. False alarm.Copy !req
205. Are you sure?Copy !req
206. Women.Copy !req
207. Okay...Copy !req
208. now I've got it! Hah.Copy !req
209. Too many questions.
There's too many questions.Copy !req
210. There's just too many...Copy !req
211. I'll show you it works.Copy !req
212. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
213. I told you this project is terminated.
I'm calling security.Copy !req
214. Caffeine will kill you!Copy !req
215. Rise and shine, little guinea pig.Copy !req
216. What are you doing, Nygma? Untie me.Copy !req
217. This won't hurt a bit.Copy !req
218. At least, I don't think it will.Copy !req
219. What are you doing? Nygma.Copy !req
220. - You touch that switch and...
- Which one? This?Copy !req
221. Uh-oh. Ooh.Copy !req
222. Ah.Copy !req
223. - Losing resolution. More power.
- Ooh.Copy !req
224. Edward Nygma, come on down...Copy !req
225. you're the next contestant
on Brain Drain.Copy !req
226. Um-chee-uh-ah.Copy !req
227. I'll take what's inside
thick skull number one.Copy !req
228. - What have we got for him, Johnny?
- Oh.Copy !req
229. Ooh-hoo-hoo.
Stickley, I'm having a breakthrough.Copy !req
230. And a breakdown? Maybe!Copy !req
231. Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius.Copy !req
232. No, several geniuses.Copy !req
233. A gaggle, a swarm,
a flock of freaking Freuds.Copy !req
234. Riddle me this, Fred.Copy !req
235. What is everything to someone
and nothing to everyone else?Copy !req
236. Your mind, baby.Copy !req
237. And now mine pumps
with the power of yours.Copy !req
238. I'm sucking up your IQCopy !req
239. Vacuuming your cortexCopy !req
240. Feeding off your brainCopy !req
241. Fred!Copy !req
242. What a rush.Copy !req
243. What the hell just happened?Copy !req
244. A very surprising side effect.Copy !req
245. While you were mesmerized
by my 3-D TV...Copy !req
246. I utilized your neural energy
to grow smarter.Copy !req
247. Bruce Wayne was right.Copy !req
248. You demented, bizarre, unethical toad.
It is brain manipulation.Copy !req
249. I'm reporting you to the FCC...Copy !req
250. the Human Experimentation Board,
the AMI, and the police.Copy !req
251. You are going up on charges, to court...Copy !req
252. to jail, and then to a mental institution
for the rest of your twisted little life.Copy !req
253. But first and foremost, Nygma,
you are fired.Copy !req
254. Do you hear me? Fired!Copy !req
255. Mmm.Copy !req
256. I don't think so.Copy !req
257. Oh!Copy !req
258. Hang on!Copy !req
259. Fred, babe...Copy !req
260. you are fired.Copy !req
261. Or should I say terminated?Copy !req
262. Surf's up, big kahuna!Copy !req
263. Ooh. Nice form,
but a little rough on the landing.Copy !req
264. He may have to settle for the bronze.Copy !req
265. Questions, Mr. Wayne?
My work raises too many questions?Copy !req
266. Why hasn't anybody...Copy !req
267. put you in your place?Copy !req
268. Harvey Dent,
once Gotham's District Attorney...Copy !req
269. was horribly scarred
by underworld kingpin, Boss Moroni.Copy !req
270. Although Batman tried to save him,
Dent's left-brain damage...Copy !req
271. transformed him
into a violent criminal...Copy !req
272. - ... who blames Batman...
- Wayne Manor.Copy !req
273. and who has vowed to destroy
the Dark Knight.Copy !req
274. - Harvey Two-Face is extremely dangerous.
- Ah.Copy !req
275. Repeat, extremely...Copy !req
276. That was the Commissioner Gordon, sir.Copy !req
277. There's been an accident
at Wayne Enterprises.Copy !req
278. - Horrible way to die.
- Yes.Copy !req
279. The video surveillance cameras
are down here.Copy !req
280. Good. We'll dredge the river, but with that
current, I doubt we'll ever find the body.Copy !req
281. Why? Oh, why?Copy !req
282. I just can't believe it.Copy !req
283. Two years working in the same office.Copy !req
284. He was like my father, my brother...Copy !req
285. or a cousin that visits all the time.Copy !req
286. Get a grip, Edward.Copy !req
287. I found this in my cubicle.Copy !req
288. You'll find the handwriting
matches his exactly...Copy !req
289. as does sentence structure
and spelling.Copy !req
290. I couldn't possibly continue on here.Copy !req
291. The memories...Copy !req
292. This is last night's security log.Copy !req
293. There's Stickley.Copy !req
294. Pretty cut-and-dry.Copy !req
295. Yep, definitely suicide.Copy !req
296. Thanks very much for your help, Bruce.
We'll be in touch.Copy !req
297. Stickley's suicide.
It doesn't make sense. Thanks.Copy !req
298. I want full benefits for his family.Copy !req
299. Suicide's not covered
by our corporate insurance policy.Copy !req
300. I know. Full benefits.Copy !req
301. Gossip Gerty has called a record 32 times.Copy !req
302. - Who are you taking to the charity circus?
- I'll let you know. What's this?Copy !req
303. I don't know. I didn't see anyone.Copy !req
304. That's hideous. What does it mean?Copy !req
305. It's a riddle.Copy !req
306. "Numbers on my face, 13."Copy !req
307. One through 12.
The answer is a clock.Copy !req
308. Who would send you a riddle?Copy !req
309. That, Maggie, is the riddle.Copy !req
310. Guess what I did today.Copy !req
311. Wayne Manor.Copy !req
312. Hmp!Copy !req
313. See you soon.Copy !req
314. Dr. Meridian, please. Thank you.Copy !req
315. I...Copy !req
316. I...Copy !req
317. guess I'm early.Copy !req
318. I have an appointment. I'm Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
319. Good.
Then you can afford to buy me a new door.Copy !req
320. I... Sorry.Copy !req
321. I...Copy !req
322. You sounded like you were in...Copy !req
323. In...Copy !req
324. You know, trouble.Copy !req
325. I prefer healthy expressions of violence
as opposed to breaking and entering.Copy !req
326. - Hmm.
- So how can I help you, Mr. Wayne?Copy !req
327. Oh. Someone's been sending me
love letters.Copy !req
328. One at my office,
and one last night at my home.Copy !req
329. I... Commissioner Gordon thought
you might give me your expert opinion.Copy !req
330. Clock.Copy !req
331. Clock.Copy !req
332. A match.Copy !req
333. My opinion,
this letter writer is a total wacko.Copy !req
334. Wacko? That a technical term?Copy !req
335. Patient may suffer
from obsessional syndrome...Copy !req
336. with potential homicidal tendencies.
Does that work better for you?Copy !req
337. So, what you're saying
is this guy's a total wacko.Copy !req
338. Exactly.Copy !req
339. He's obsessed with you.Copy !req
340. His only escape
may be to purge the fixation.Copy !req
341. To kill me.Copy !req
342. I think you understand obsession
better than you let on.Copy !req
343. You have a thing for bats?Copy !req
344. Oh, that's a Rorschach, Mr. Wayne.
An inkblot.Copy !req
345. People see what they want.Copy !req
346. I think the question would be,
do you have a thing for bats?Copy !req
347. Still playing with dolls, doctor?Copy !req
348. She's a Malaysian dream warden.Copy !req
349. Some cultures believe
she protects you from bad dreams.Copy !req
350. It's silly to you, I'm sure.Copy !req
351. You look so sad.Copy !req
352. Do you need one?Copy !req
353. Me? No. Why would I?Copy !req
354. You're not exactly what you seem,
are you, Bruce Wayne?Copy !req
355. What is it you really came here for?Copy !req
356. Yikes, time's up.Copy !req
357. That's usually my line.Copy !req
358. - Listen, I'd love to stay here chatting...
- Mm. Would you?Copy !req
359. I'm not so sure.Copy !req
360. I've really gotta get you
out of those clothes.Copy !req
361. - Excuse me?
- And into a black dress.Copy !req
362. Tell me, doctor, do you like the circus?Copy !req
363. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
364. boys and girls of all ages...Copy !req
365. welcome to the greatest show
on Earth.Copy !req
366. Bruce, who is this beautiful young woman
you're with?Copy !req
367. - Dr. Chase Meridian.
- A doctor? What kind of doctor?Copy !req
368. for Gotham Children's Hospital.Copy !req
369. Let's thank our largest single donor:
Bruce Wayne!Copy !req
370. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
371. 70 feet above the ground...Copy !req
372. performing feats
of unimaginable aerial skill...Copy !req
373. the Flying Graysons.Copy !req
374. Listen, I'm going rock climbing
this weekend.Copy !req
375. Would you like to join me?Copy !req
376. Oh, um...Copy !req
377. I'd like to, I love climbing.
I mean, I really love it.Copy !req
378. - But?
- I've met someone.Copy !req
379. That's fast work. You just moved here.Copy !req
380. Well, you could say he just kind of
dropped out of the sky...Copy !req
381. and bang!Copy !req
382. I think he felt it too.Copy !req
383. - Sure did.
- What?Copy !req
384. Well, who wouldn't?Copy !req
385. And now...Copy !req
386. Richard, the youngest Flying Grayson...Copy !req
387. will perform the awe-inspiring
death drop...Copy !req
388. without the safety of a net.Copy !req
389. - Okay, let's go.
- You'll be all right.Copy !req
390. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
391. the new management
of the Circus International...Copy !req
392. invites you to forget this good, clean,
wholesome all-American fun...Copy !req
393. and join us in a celebration
of absolute chaos and true jesters.Copy !req
394. Bring it on. Bring it on, now.Copy !req
395. Tonight, a new act
for your personal amazement.Copy !req
396. - We call it Massacre Under the Big Top.
- Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
397. If we may direct your attention
to the middle of the center ring.Copy !req
398. Inside this harmless-looking orb are two...Copy !req
399. That's 200 sticks of TNT.Copy !req
400. And in our innocent hand,
a radio detonator.Copy !req
401. - What the hell do you want, Harvey?
- Want, Mr. Mayor?Copy !req
402. One simple thing: Batman.Copy !req
403. Bruised, broken, bleeding.
In a word: dead!Copy !req
404. - Batman.
- Who do we have before us?Copy !req
405. Gotham's finest, well-to-do, influential.
Surely one of you knows who Batman is.Copy !req
406. Hell, odds are, one of you pasty-faced twits
is Batman.Copy !req
407. You have two minutes.Copy !req
408. Harvey.Copy !req
409. I'm Batman!Copy !req
410. Bruce.Copy !req
411. Whoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
412. We could stop them.
If we go out on the rigging.Copy !req
413. - Be careful, boys.
- Don't worry, Mom.Copy !req
414. Go to work, boys. Ha, ha.Copy !req
415. Oof!Copy !req
416. Ha!Copy !req
417. Our kind of day.Copy !req
418. Reach for it. Stop it.Copy !req
419. Oh, my God.Copy !req
420. Ha!Copy !req
421. Bruce.Copy !req
422. It's good of you to take him in.
He hasn't anyone now.Copy !req
423. We've had him filling out papers all day.
He hasn't slept, he hasn't even eaten.Copy !req
424. Welcome, Master Grayson. I'm Alfred.Copy !req
425. How you doing, Al?Copy !req
426. There's a room for you upstairs...Copy !req
427. but perhaps you'd like to get
something to eat first.Copy !req
428. Okay, I'm out of here.Copy !req
429. Excuse me?Copy !req
430. I figured telling that cop
I'd stay here...Copy !req
431. saved me a truckload
of social service interviews and charities.Copy !req
432. So, no offense, but no thanks. See you.Copy !req
433. Take it easy, Al.Copy !req
434. Where will you go?Copy !req
435. The circus must be
halfway to Metropolis by now.Copy !req
436. I'll get a fix on Two-Face.
Then I'm gonna kill him.Copy !req
437. Killing Two-Face won't take the pain away.
It'll make it worse.Copy !req
438. Look, spare me the sermons,
all right, Bruce?Copy !req
439. I don't need your advice
and I don't need your charity.Copy !req
440. - That's a nice bike.
- Hang out at a lot of biker bars, Bruce?Copy !req
441. You're almost on empty.
Why don't you fill up in the garage?Copy !req
442. There's not a gas station around here
for miles.Copy !req
443. Pump's over here.Copy !req
444. Is this a garage or a car museum, Bruce?Copy !req
445. Oh, wow.Copy !req
446. - It's a 1917 Harley.
- Yep.Copy !req
447. Indian classic, fully restored.Copy !req
448. This is a Vincent Black Knight.
They only made, like, a hundred of these.Copy !req
449. A hundred and one, actually.
She's my favorite.Copy !req
450. - You've got two of them.
- Yeah, that one doesn't run, though.Copy !req
451. Throttle sticks on this one.Copy !req
452. Alfred's actually a very good mechanic,
but some of these need a lot of work.Copy !req
453. If someone were to fix them up,
they could keep one as a fee.Copy !req
454. Anyway, have a nice trip.Copy !req
455. I'm sure you'll land on your feet.Copy !req
456. Is the young master leaving? Pity.Copy !req
457. I'll just toss this away, then.
Perhaps the dogs are hungry.Copy !req
458. Hey, Al, wait up.Copy !req
459. "That where there is hatred,
I will bring love.Copy !req
460. That where there is wrong,
I may bring the spirit of forgiveness.Copy !req
461. That where there is despair,
I may bring hope.Copy !req
462. That where there are shadows,
I may bring light.Copy !req
463. That where there is sadness,
I may bring joy.Copy !req
464. Lord, grant that I may seek
rather to comfort than to be comforted.Copy !req
465. To understand, than to be understood.Copy !req
466. To love, than to be loved."Copy !req
467. Master Bruce?Copy !req
468. Master Bruce?Copy !req
469. Just like my parents.Copy !req
470. It's happening again.Copy !req
471. A monster comes out of the night,
a scream, two shots.Copy !req
472. - I killed them.
- What did you say?Copy !req
473. He killed them. Two-Face.
He slaughtered that boy's parents.Copy !req
474. No. No, you said, "I."
"I killed them."Copy !req
475. - Take care of the kid.
- Certainly, sir.Copy !req
476. Can I help you settle in, Master Grayson?Copy !req
477. No.Copy !req
478. Thanks, I won't...
I won't be staying long.Copy !req
479. Oh.Copy !req
480. Is this a robin?Copy !req
481. My brother's wire broke once
and I swung out and grabbed him.Copy !req
482. My father said I was his hero.Copy !req
483. I flew in like a robin.Copy !req
484. Some hero I turned out to be.Copy !req
485. But your father was right.
You are a hero. I can tell.Copy !req
486. Throw this away, will you, Alfred?
I won't be needing it anymore.Copy !req
487. I think I'll just put it in here.Copy !req
488. Broken wings mend in time.Copy !req
489. One day Robin will fly again. I promise.Copy !req
490. Aah-aah!Copy !req
491. Whoa!Copy !req
492. Aah! Ah-ha.Copy !req
493. We'll drive, thank you.Copy !req
494. Aah!Copy !req
495. The Puzzler?Copy !req
496. The Gamester?Copy !req
497. Captain Kill?Copy !req
498. Question Mark Man?Copy !req
499. No, no, no.Copy !req
500. Ohhh...Copy !req
501. Thank you. Thank you so much.Copy !req
502. The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire...Copy !req
503. is driving us insane.Copy !req
504. Don't worry, baby.Copy !req
505. You'll kill him soon.Copy !req
506. Besides, I made your favorite tonight.Copy !req
507. - Sparkling champagne...
- Oh.Copy !req
508. yummy poached salmon
with little itty-bitty quail eggs...Copy !req
509. and a creamy, dreamy lemon soufflé.Copy !req
510. No, I made your favorite.Copy !req
511. A charred heart of black boar...Copy !req
512. a side of raw donkey meat...Copy !req
513. and a Sterno and grain alcohol,
straight up, baby!Copy !req
514. Perfect. Ladies, you spoil us.Copy !req
515. We're of two minds
about what to eat first.Copy !req
516. - What?
- I hope you made extra.Copy !req
517. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
518. Just a friend.Copy !req
519. But you can call me...Copy !req
520. the Riddler.Copy !req
521. I'll call you dead, is more like it.
How did you find us here? Talk.Copy !req
522. But then if I talked...Copy !req
523. what would keep you from slaying me,
O Segregated One?Copy !req
524. By the way, that's never gonna heal
if you don't stop picking.Copy !req
525. - Let's see if you bleed green.
- Harvey...Copy !req
526. - Ha-ha-ha.
- ... I don't think it's me you wanna kill.Copy !req
527. That's just too easy
for someone as powerful as you...Copy !req
528. and you.Copy !req
529. But Batman...Copy !req
530. there's a challenge.Copy !req
531. - Kill the Bat! Sounds like a good idea.
- Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
532. But have you thought it through?Copy !req
533. A few bullets, a quick splash of blood,
and then what?Copy !req
534. Wet hands.Copy !req
535. Post-homicidal depression.Copy !req
536. - Why not humiliate him first?
- Yeah.Copy !req
537. Expose his frailties.
And then, when he is at his weakest...Copy !req
538. - ... crush him.
- Heh.Copy !req
539. - I see that sparkle in your left eye.
- Heh.Copy !req
540. I can help you get Batman.Copy !req
541. That is, if you'll spare my life
for just a few moments.Copy !req
542. Heh.Copy !req
543. Thank you.Copy !req
544. I simply love what you've done
with this place.Copy !req
545. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden.
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
546. Beautiful.Copy !req
547. It's so dark and Gothic...Copy !req
548. and disgustingly decadent.
Ahhh...Copy !req
549. Yet so bright and chipper...Copy !req
550. and conservative.Copy !req
551. It's so you.Copy !req
552. And yet, so you.Copy !req
553. Very few people
are both a summer and a winter...Copy !req
554. - ... but you pull it off nicely.
- Hah!Copy !req
555. What's the point, big boy?Copy !req
556. Has anybody ever told you
you have a serious impulse-control problem?Copy !req
557. This is the point.Copy !req
558. This is how I found you.Copy !req
559. Let me demonstrate.Copy !req
560. This is your brain on the Box.Copy !req
561. - Aah!
- This is my brain on the Box.Copy !req
562. Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?Copy !req
563. I'll have a bit more. Thank you.Copy !req
564. Oh, there's more.
But only the first one's free.Copy !req
565. Here's the bargain.Copy !req
566. You will help me steal production capital
so I can put a Box on every TV in town...Copy !req
567. and become
Gotham's cleverest carbon-based life form.Copy !req
568. And in return...Copy !req
569. Is everybody paying attention?Copy !req
570. I will help you solve
the greatest riddle of all.Copy !req
571. The mother of all riddles:Copy !req
572. - Who is Batman?
- Hmm.Copy !req
573. You have broken into our hideout.Copy !req
574. - You have violated the sanctity of our lair.
- Oh!Copy !req
575. For this, we should crush your bones
into powder.Copy !req
576. However, you pose
a most interesting proposition.Copy !req
577. Therefore, heads, we accept, and tails,
we blow your damn head off.Copy !req
578. Here's a good one.Copy !req
579. No, no, no.Copy !req
580. There is a good one.Copy !req
581. Leave that, Master Dick. I'll attend to it.Copy !req
582. Ahem.
I'm not used to being waited on, Al.Copy !req
583. - Don't shoot me, please.
- Don't you eyeball me! Give me that!Copy !req
584. Hey, Two-Face,
show me how to punch a guy.Copy !req
585. It's dirt-simple, my boy.Copy !req
586. Ball up the fist, reach way back
and assert yourself.Copy !req
587. - Aah!
- Ooh!Copy !req
588. - That looks like fun. Let me try, let me try.
- Ball up the fist...Copy !req
589. - Ball up the fist, way back...
- ... reach way back, assert yourself.Copy !req
590. Aah! Ow!Copy !req
591. One hundred thousand, two hundred
and twenty... One hundred and...Copy !req
592. I lost count!Copy !req
593. In Gotham, last night...Copy !req
594. another robbery perpetrated
by the city's green-suited menace...Copy !req
595. resulting in millions in diamonds stolen,
with no sign of Batman.Copy !req
596. Teamed with Two-Face...Copy !req
597. this new criminal's pattern
of marking his crimes with puzzles...Copy !req
598. has Gothamites calling him the Riddler.Copy !req
599. Apparently, you and Batman
have a common enemy.Copy !req
600. That was with the morning mail.Copy !req
601. Chess pawns. Clock. Match.
All physical objects, man-made.Copy !req
602. - Small in size, light in weight.
- What's the connection?Copy !req
603. With all due respect, sir,
I think that's why they call him the Riddler.Copy !req
604. May I help you, Master Grayson?Copy !req
605. How come this the only locked door
around this museum?Copy !req
606. What have you got back there?Copy !req
607. Master Wayne's dead wives.Copy !req
608. The silver closet. On your way.Copy !req
609. Now you can be part of the action.Copy !req
610. Nygmatech brings
the joy of 3-D entertainment...Copy !req
611. into your living room.Copy !req
612. Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you...Copy !req
613. my vision.Copy !req
614. The Box in every home in America...Copy !req
615. and one day, the world.Copy !req
616. In local news, Edward Nygma's 3-D Box...Copy !req
617. has become the rage of Gotham.Copy !req
618. Rioting occurred last night
at electronics stores, which were sold out.Copy !req
619. There is hardly a home
without the Nygmatech Box.Copy !req
620. Critics have claimed
the Box turns Gothamites into zombies.Copy !req
621. But Edward Nygma just shrugs:Copy !req
622. "That's what they said
when TV was invented."Copy !req
623. Master Dick?Copy !req
624. Up here, Al.Copy !req
625. Just checking, young sir.Copy !req
626. Now.Copy !req
627. Aah!Copy !req
628. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.Copy !req
629. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.Copy !req
630. Oh, I have something for you.Copy !req
631. It's on the table.Copy !req
632. I hope you like it.Copy !req
633. Call it clinical intuition.Copy !req
634. I thought your dreams
might need changing.Copy !req
635. My parents were murdered
in front of me...Copy !req
636. when I was just a kid.Copy !req
637. I don't...Copy !req
638. remember a lot of what happened.Copy !req
639. What I do comes to me in my dreams,
flashes.Copy !req
640. There's a new element now, though,
I haven't seen before.Copy !req
641. It's a red leather book.Copy !req
642. Something else.Copy !req
643. My dreams are coming to me
when I'm awake now.Copy !req
644. Bruce, you're describing
repressed memories.Copy !req
645. Images of a forgotten pain
that's trying to surface.Copy !req
646. Oh, damn. Wait, I'll be right back.Copy !req
647. Is it possible...Copy !req
648. there's an aspect of your parents' death
that you haven't faced?Copy !req
649. And you were so young
when it happened.Copy !req
650. Maybe I'll leave you two alone.Copy !req
651. This goes way beyond
taking your work home, doesn't it, doctor?Copy !req
652. All right.Copy !req
653. I think he's fascinating.Copy !req
654. Clinically.Copy !req
655. Why does a man do this?Copy !req
656. It's as if he's cursed
to pay some great penance.Copy !req
657. Now, what crime could he have committed
to deserve a life of nightly torture?Copy !req
658. It's more than just...Copy !req
659. professional interest, isn't it, Chase?Copy !req
660. Bruce, are you jealous?Copy !req
661. No, I...Copy !req
662. I can't be jealous of Batman.Copy !req
663. I wanna be close,
but you won't let me near.Copy !req
664. What are you protecting me from?Copy !req
665. You wanna know me?Copy !req
666. You wanna know who I am?Copy !req
667. I guess...Copy !req
668. we're all two people.Copy !req
669. One in daylight,
and the one we keep in shadow.Copy !req
670. Rage, violence...Copy !req
671. passion.Copy !req
672. Excuse me.Copy !req
673. I'm kind of busy.Copy !req
674. I'm sorry to bother you, sir.Copy !req
675. I have some rather distressing news
about Master Dick.Copy !req
676. What, is he all right?Copy !req
677. I'm afraid Master Dick
has gone traveling.Copy !req
678. He ran away?Copy !req
679. Actually, he took the car.Copy !req
680. - He boosted the Jag?
- Not the Jaguar. The other car.Copy !req
681. - The Bentley?
- No, sir.Copy !req
682. The other car.Copy !req
683. Come for a little ride
in my love machine, babies. Whoo!Copy !req
684. Whoo!Copy !req
685. Chill, dudes, it's Batman.Copy !req
686. Open up, Batman.Copy !req
687. Wait a minute. That's not Batman.Copy !req
688. - What are you talking about?
- That's Batboy.Copy !req
689. It ain't the Bat.Copy !req
690. Go, go!Copy !req
691. Hey! Hey, let her go!Copy !req
692. Oooh.Copy !req
693. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
694. I'm Batman.Copy !req
695. Hey, so I forgot my suit, all right?Copy !req
696. Ahh.Copy !req
697. - Come on, run!
- Wait.Copy !req
698. Doesn't Batman ever kiss the girl?Copy !req
699. - Go.
- Thanks, you saved my life.Copy !req
700. I could definitely get into
this superhero gig.Copy !req
701. Batman!Copy !req
702. Batman!Copy !req
703. Bastard!Copy !req
704. It should've been you! It's your fault!Copy !req
705. If you'd told Two-Face
who you were at the circus...Copy !req
706. they'd still be alive!Copy !req
707. If Bruce Wayne could have given his life
for your family, he would have.Copy !req
708. All I can think about every second
of the day is getting Two-Face.Copy !req
709. He took my whole life.Copy !req
710. When I was out there tonight...Copy !req
711. I imagined it was him
that I was fighting.Copy !req
712. Even when I was fighting you.Copy !req
713. And all the pain went away.Copy !req
714. - Do you understand?
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
715. Good.
Because you gotta help me find him.Copy !req
716. And when we do...Copy !req
717. I'm the one who kills him.Copy !req
718. So you're willing to take a life?Copy !req
719. As long as it's Two-Face.Copy !req
720. Then it will happen this way:Copy !req
721. You make the kill.Copy !req
722. But your pain doesn't die with Harvey,
it grows.Copy !req
723. So you run out into the night
to find another face...Copy !req
724. and another and another...Copy !req
725. until one terrible morning
you wake up and realize...Copy !req
726. that revenge has become
your whole life.Copy !req
727. And you won't know why.Copy !req
728. You can't understand.Copy !req
729. Your family wasn't killed by a maniac.Copy !req
730. Yes, they were.Copy !req
731. We're the same.Copy !req
732. Well, if we're the same, Bruce, help me.
All right? Train me, let me be your partner.Copy !req
733. No.Copy !req
734. I can't.Copy !req
735. You still have a choice.Copy !req
736. Look, Bruce, I'm a part of this,
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
737. And tonight,
all of Gotham society has turned out...Copy !req
738. for Edward Nygma's gala unveiling
of his new, improved Box.Copy !req
739. - Thanks, Al.
- My pleasure, sir.Copy !req
740. They'll be dining and dancing
the night away on the glamorous roof...Copy !req
741. of the Ritz Gotham.Copy !req
742. Mr. Nygma,
what's it like to have your face...Copy !req
743. on the cover of every magazine
in Gotham?Copy !req
744. Ah! Ha!Copy !req
745. Edward, how does it feel to be
the city's newest, most eligible bachelor?Copy !req
746. Gotham must know. Oh!Copy !req
747. There's Bruce Wayne. Brucie.Copy !req
748. - Over here.
- Mr. Wayne.Copy !req
749. Oh, Eddie, he is too cute.Copy !req
750. How come you don't look so good
in that suit?Copy !req
751. Shut up. You're here to work.Copy !req
752. - How's my mole?
- Fine.Copy !req
753. Mr. Wayne, Mr. Wayne.Copy !req
754. What about rumors of a Nygmatech
takeover of Wayne Enterprises?Copy !req
755. Nygmatech's stock is outselling
Wayne Enterprises' 2-to-1.Copy !req
756. - Are you yesterday's news, Bruce?
- Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
757. Bruce, old man.Copy !req
758. The press were wondering what it feels like
to be outsold, outclassed, out-coiffed...Copy !req
759. and generally outdone in every way.Copy !req
760. Hello, Edward. Congratulations.Copy !req
761. Great party. Nice suit.Copy !req
762. Wit. Good.Copy !req
763. - And you are?
- Chase.Copy !req
764. And what a grand pursuit you must be.Copy !req
765. I'm Bruce Wayne, Miss...?Copy !req
766. Oh.Copy !req
767. You can call me anything you want.Copy !req
768. Ladies and gentlemen, the future.Copy !req
769. My new, improved Box offers
fully interactive holographic fantasies.Copy !req
770. Edward, you're dashing and a genius.Copy !req
771. How do you create these images, hon?Copy !req
772. That, my dear, is my little secret. Ta!Copy !req
773. Fully interactive holographs.Copy !req
774. Only a high-frequency carrier wave
beamed directly into the brain...Copy !req
775. could create such images.Copy !req
776. Yeah, and you wish you thought of it.Copy !req
777. Yes, don't be a sore loser, Brucie.
Step inside. Give it a try.Copy !req
778. Edward, if you can introduce images
into the mind...Copy !req
779. what prevents you from extracting images
out of the mind?Copy !req
780. Oh...Copy !req
781. Too timid to try my machine?
Just say so.Copy !req
782. Shall we dance?Copy !req
783. Naughty, naughty.Copy !req
784. Looking for something?Copy !req
785. Well, I was just...
Just wondering how you turn it off.Copy !req
786. Ah. Clever.Copy !req
787. - Thanks.
- My pleasure.Copy !req
788. Good evening, Mr. Wayne.Copy !req
789. Relax.Copy !req
790. Tell me your dreams.Copy !req
791. Tell me your fantasies.Copy !req
792. Tell me your secrets.Copy !req
793. Tell me...Copy !req
794. your deepest, darkest fears.Copy !req
795. No, no, no.Copy !req
796. Relax, folks.Copy !req
797. It's only an old-fashioned,
low-tech stickup.Copy !req
798. We're interested in the basics:
cash, jewelry, cellular telephones.Copy !req
799. Hand them over nice and quietly
and no one will be hurt.Copy !req
800. - Emergency, Alfred.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
801. Be calm, everybody. Just be calm.Copy !req
802. Excuse me.Copy !req
803. You're ruining my big party.
Are you insane?Copy !req
804. We're sick of waiting for you
to deliver the Batman.Copy !req
805. Patience, O Bifurcated One.Copy !req
806. Patience, hell, we want him dead!Copy !req
807. And nothing brings out the Batman
like a little murder and mayhem, baby.Copy !req
808. The least you could do
is let me in on the caper.Copy !req
809. We could have organized this, planned it,
pre-sold the movie rights.Copy !req
810. Batman.Copy !req
811. Your entrance was good, his was better.Copy !req
812. The difference? Showmanship.Copy !req
813. Emergency, Alfred.Copy !req
814. Oh, sir. I could be fired for this, sir.Copy !req
815. Perhaps they'll have me back
at Buckingham Palace.Copy !req
816. - Ow!
- All right, boys! Phase 2!Copy !req
817. Mmm!Copy !req
818. My place, midnight.Copy !req
819. Ha! Ha-ha!Copy !req
820. Ha-ha.Copy !req
821. Nothing like a bad case of gas.
Ha-ha.Copy !req
822. Oh-ho.Copy !req
823. Why can't you just die?Copy !req
824. Hi.Copy !req
825. - What did you think you were doing?
- You got a real gratitude problem, Bruce.Copy !req
826. I need a name. Batboy? Nightwing?
I don't know, what do you think?Copy !req
827. What's a good sidekick name?Copy !req
828. How about,
"Dick Grayson, college student"?Copy !req
829. Screw you. I just saved your life.
You owe me.Copy !req
830. You were out of control.
You're gonna get yourself killed.Copy !req
831. - You're looking at your new partner.
- No.Copy !req
832. Bruce, whenever you go out at night,
I'll be watching.Copy !req
833. And wherever Batman goes,
I'm gonna be right beside him.Copy !req
834. I mean, how are you gonna stop me?Copy !req
835. I can stop you.Copy !req
836. Al, hang this next to the Batsuit.Copy !req
837. Where it belongs.Copy !req
838. And you're encouraging him.Copy !req
839. Young men with a mind for revenge
need little encouragement.Copy !req
840. They need guidance.Copy !req
841. You, above all, should know
the consequences of the life you choose.Copy !req
842. Even Chase calls being Batman a curse.Copy !req
843. Perhaps the lady
is just what the doctor ordered.Copy !req
844. She seems lovely and wise.Copy !req
845. I've never been in love before, Alfred.Copy !req
846. Go to her.Copy !req
847. Tell her how you feel.Copy !req
848. She wants Batman, not Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
849. Let the lady decide.Copy !req
850. I'm sorry.Copy !req
851. I... I can't believe this.Copy !req
852. I... I've imagined this moment
since I first saw you.Copy !req
853. Your... Your eyes.Copy !req
854. Your lips.Copy !req
855. Your body.Copy !req
856. And now I have you...Copy !req
857. and I'm wishing
you were somebody else.Copy !req
858. I guess a girl has to grow up sometime.Copy !req
859. I've met someone.Copy !req
860. He's...Copy !req
861. Well, he's... He's not you.Copy !req
862. I hope you can understand.Copy !req
863. I understand.Copy !req
864. Well.Copy !req
865. That's just what I said.Copy !req
866. Then I taught my doggie a new trick:Copy !req
867. How to map the human mind.Copy !req
868. Would you like to see what our old friend
Bruce Wayne has in his head?Copy !req
869. W-w-woo!Copy !req
870. Riddle me this.Copy !req
871. What kind of a man
has bats on the brain?Copy !req
872. - Go ahead. You can say it.
- You're a genius.Copy !req
873. Oh, stop.Copy !req
874. So from this day on...Copy !req
875. Batman is no more.Copy !req
876. You can't just quit.
I mean, there's monsters out there.Copy !req
877. Batman has to protect the innocent.Copy !req
878. I've dedicated my life
to helping strangers I've never met.Copy !req
879. Faces I've never seen.Copy !req
880. Well, the innocent aren't faceless
anymore.Copy !req
881. You can't tell me what I'm gonna do
with the rest of my life.Copy !req
882. Lookit, my dad told me
that every man goes his own way.Copy !req
883. Well, my way goes to Two-Face.Copy !req
884. You gotta help me.Copy !req
885. And if you do find Harvey
and then you kill him, what next?Copy !req
886. Exactly.Copy !req
887. Then you'd be alone, like me.Copy !req
888. No, you've got to let this go.Copy !req
889. Listen to me, Dick. I'm your friend.Copy !req
890. I don't need a friend right now, all right?
I need a partner.Copy !req
891. Two-Face has gotta pay.Copy !req
892. Please.Copy !req
893. Chase is coming over for dinner.
I'm going to tell her.Copy !req
894. Everything.Copy !req
895. Come on upstairs. We'll talk.Copy !req
896. - Good evening, Dr. Meridian.
- Good evening, Alfred.Copy !req
897. - Happy Halloween.
- Heh. Happy Halloween to you.Copy !req
898. Well, I asked you here tonight...Copy !req
899. because there's something
that I wanted to tell you.Copy !req
900. I wanted to tell you something too.Copy !req
901. - What I wanted...
- It...Copy !req
902. - Go ahead, you go first.
- All right, okay.Copy !req
903. Trick or treat!Copy !req
904. All my life, I have been...Copy !req
905. I've been attracted
to a certain kind of man.Copy !req
906. The wrong kind of man.Copy !req
907. And...
I mean, look what I do for a living, right?Copy !req
908. And since... Since I met you, I...Copy !req
909. Oh, God.Copy !req
910. Why am I so nervous? Oh!Copy !req
911. And don't eat too much tonight...Copy !req
912. - ... or you'll be sick in your beds.
- Thank you, Alfred.Copy !req
913. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
914. Oh.Copy !req
915. Bruce, what's wrong?Copy !req
916. It's happening again.Copy !req
917. Flashes. My parents' death.Copy !req
918. Your memories are trying
to break through, don't fight them.Copy !req
919. I want to tell you something.Copy !req
920. - Something I've never told anyone.
- It's all right.Copy !req
921. It's all right. I'm here.Copy !req
922. I'm here.Copy !req
923. "That where there is wrong,
I may bring the spirit of forgiveness."Copy !req
924. The night of my parents' wake...Copy !req
925. the priest's words gave no comfort.Copy !req
926. Of course.Copy !req
927. There, on my father's desk, the red book.Copy !req
928. His journal.
He'd written in it every day of my life.Copy !req
929. But now he'd never write in it again.Copy !req
930. At that moment,
I knew my life would never be the same.Copy !req
931. I raced out into the storm...Copy !req
932. trying to outrun the rage. The pain.Copy !req
933. And then I fell.Copy !req
934. I fell forever.Copy !req
935. The cave was monstrous.Copy !req
936. It must have been there for centuries.Copy !req
937. And there, deep in the shadows...Copy !req
938. I saw...Copy !req
939. It was coming toward me.Copy !req
940. I was scared at first, but only at first.Copy !req
941. The figure in the dark was my destiny.Copy !req
942. It would change my life forever.Copy !req
943. I would use its image to strike terror
into the hearts of those who did evil.Copy !req
944. I would ensure what happened to me
would never happen to anyone else again.Copy !req
945. I would have my revenge.Copy !req
946. Bruce, what are you trying to tell me?Copy !req
947. Chase, I... I'm...Copy !req
948. Twick or tweet!Copy !req
949. Trick.Copy !req
950. Remember the plan. Seize and capture.Copy !req
951. - No killing.
- That goes double for you.Copy !req
952. If I was a superhero, where would I hide?Copy !req
953. Uh...Copy !req
954. Spank me.Copy !req
955. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.Copy !req
956. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.Copy !req
957. "Intruder alert. Intruder alert."Copy !req
958. Shut up!Copy !req
959. Now, that's impressive.Copy !req
960. You know, it's always risky
introducing a tamed animal into the wild.Copy !req
961. They may have trouble adapting
to their new environment.Copy !req
962. Aah!Copy !req
963. Hmm.Copy !req
964. Yah!Copy !req
965. Somebody tell the fat lady
she's on in five.Copy !req
966. Joygasm!Copy !req
967. Get the girl!Copy !req
968. No!Copy !req
969. Don't kill him.Copy !req
970. If you kill him...Copy !req
971. he won't learn nothing.Copy !req
972. Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!Copy !req
973. Bruce! Bruce!Copy !req
974. Master Bruce.Copy !req
975. Master Bruce.Copy !req
976. How are you, young man?Copy !req
977. You haven't called me that
for a long time.Copy !req
978. Old habits die hard.Copy !req
979. Are you all right?Copy !req
980. - Where's Chase?
- I'm afraid they've taken Dr. Meridian.Copy !req
981. Master Dick has run away.Copy !req
982. The cave has been destroyed.Copy !req
983. And there's another riddle.Copy !req
984. I'm coming, my sweet.Copy !req
985. Like the jacket?Copy !req
986. It keeps me safe
when I'm jogging at night.Copy !req
987. Batman will come for me.Copy !req
988. Batman?Copy !req
989. Batman, you say?Copy !req
990. Coming for you? Hoo-hoo-hoo.Copy !req
991. Brrrr! Brrrr!Copy !req
992. I'm counting on it!Copy !req
993. What is that? Where's that coming from?Copy !req
994. - There.
- Who the hell's doing that?Copy !req
995. The Riddler.Copy !req
996. In.Copy !req
997. A, E, I, O, U. Vowels.Copy !req
998. Not entirely unclever, sir.Copy !req
999. But what do a clock, a match...Copy !req
1000. chess pawns and vowels
have in common?Copy !req
1001. - What do these riddles mean?
- Every riddle has a number in the question...Copy !req
1002. and they arrived in this order:
Thirteen, one, eight and five.Copy !req
1003. Thirteen, one, eight and five.Copy !req
1004. - What do they mean?
- Perhaps letters of the alphabet?Copy !req
1005. Of course, 13 is M.Copy !req
1006. One would be A, eight would be H
and five would be E.Copy !req
1007. M-A-H-E.Copy !req
1008. Perhaps one and eight are 18.Copy !req
1009. Eighteen is R.Copy !req
1010. M-R-E.Copy !req
1011. How about Mr. E?Copy !req
1012. - Mystery.
- And another name for mystery?Copy !req
1013. Enigma.Copy !req
1014. Mr. E. Nygma. Edward Nygma.Copy !req
1015. Stickley's suicide was obviously
a computer-generated forgery.Copy !req
1016. You really are quite bright,
despite what people say.Copy !req
1017. Are all the Batsuits destroyed, Alfred?Copy !req
1018. All except the prototype
with the sonar modifications you invented.Copy !req
1019. But you haven't tested it yet.Copy !req
1020. Tonight's a good night.Copy !req
1021. What do you suggest, Alfred? By sea...Copy !req
1022. or by air?Copy !req
1023. Why not both?Copy !req
1024. Who's your tailor?Copy !req
1025. I took the liberty, sir.Copy !req
1026. "R"? What's that stand for?Copy !req
1027. Robin.Copy !req
1028. Riddler and Two-Face
can make a pretty lethal combination.Copy !req
1029. I figured you could use a hand.Copy !req
1030. Two against two are better odds.Copy !req
1031. I can't promise I won't kill Harvey.Copy !req
1032. A man's gotta go his own way.Copy !req
1033. A friend taught me that.Copy !req
1034. Not just a friend.Copy !req
1035. A partner.Copy !req
1036. He's not coming. Shut it down.Copy !req
1037. Wait a minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
1038. Go, go.Copy !req
1039. Go, go.Copy !req
1040. A-14.Copy !req
1041. Hit.Copy !req
1042. - Sweet.
- B-12.Copy !req
1043. Hit.
And my favorite vitamin, I might add.Copy !req
1044. Oh.Copy !req
1045. - Oh, that sinking feeling.
- I like this game.Copy !req
1046. C-9.Copy !req
1047. Aah!Copy !req
1048. You sunk my battleship.Copy !req
1049. - Who, me? Ha, ha.
- Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1050. This is your captain speaking.Copy !req
1051. Please return to your seats.
We will be experiencing turbulence.Copy !req
1052. Aah!Copy !req
1053. I got him.Copy !req
1054. I hope they can find the little black box.Copy !req
1055. Now...Copy !req
1056. the real game begins.Copy !req
1057. - Holy rusted metal, Batman.
- Huh?Copy !req
1058. The ground, it's all metal.
It's full of holes, you know? Holey.Copy !req
1059. Oh.Copy !req
1060. Robin, wait.Copy !req
1061. The whole island's moving.Copy !req
1062. Looking for us?Copy !req
1063. Ha-ha. Wah!Copy !req
1064. That was for my mother!Copy !req
1065. My father!Copy !req
1066. My brother!Copy !req
1067. And this is for me.Copy !req
1068. Finally, justice is served.Copy !req
1069. Let us die.Copy !req
1070. You're a man after our own heart, son.Copy !req
1071. I'll see you in hell.Copy !req
1072. I'd rather see you in jail.Copy !req
1073. Oh, good boy.Copy !req
1074. The Bat has taught you very well.Copy !req
1075. Noble. Stupid, but noble.Copy !req
1076. Riddle me this, riddle me that.Copy !req
1077. Who's afraid of the big black bat?Copy !req
1078. No more tricks, Edward.Copy !req
1079. Very well, then.Copy !req
1080. Let's get real.Copy !req
1081. Release Chase.
This is between you and me.Copy !req
1082. And me. And me!Copy !req
1083. You've been sucking Gotham's brain waves.
Now you've devised a way to read minds.Copy !req
1084. You betcha.Copy !req
1085. Soon my little Box will be
on countless TVs around the world...Copy !req
1086. feeding me credit-card numbers,
bank codes...Copy !req
1087. sexual fantasies and little white lies.Copy !req
1088. Into my head they'll go.Copy !req
1089. Victory is inevitable.Copy !req
1090. For if knowledge is power...Copy !req
1091. then a God am...Copy !req
1092. I.Copy !req
1093. Was that over the top? I can never tell.Copy !req
1094. By the way, I've seen your mind, freak.Copy !req
1095. Yours is the greatest riddle of all.Copy !req
1096. Can Bruce Wayne and Batman
ever truly coexist?Copy !req
1097. We'll find out today.Copy !req
1098. But first, let's meet our contestants.Copy !req
1099. Behind Curtain Number 1...Copy !req
1100. the absolutely fabulous
Dr. Chase Meridian.Copy !req
1101. She enjoys hiking,
getting her nails done...Copy !req
1102. and foolishly hopes to be
the love of Bruce's life.Copy !req
1103. - Ha!
- Ha.Copy !req
1104. And behind Curtain Number 2...Copy !req
1105. Fatman's one and only partner.Copy !req
1106. This acrobat turned orphan...Copy !req
1107. likes Saturday morning cartoons
and dreams of one day being...Copy !req
1108. bare naked with a girl.Copy !req
1109. And below these contestants,
my personal favorite:Copy !req
1110. A watery grave.Copy !req
1111. Just one little touch
and five seconds later...Copy !req
1112. these two day-players
are gull feed on the rocks below.Copy !req
1113. Ha!Copy !req
1114. Not enough time to save them both.Copy !req
1115. Whooo-ooo-ooo.Copy !req
1116. Which one will it be, Batman?Copy !req
1117. Bruce's love?Copy !req
1118. Or the Dark Knight's junior partner?Copy !req
1119. There is no way for me to save them
or myself.Copy !req
1120. This is all one giant deathtrap.Copy !req
1121. Judges? Eh!Copy !req
1122. I'm sorry. Your answer must be
in the form of a question.Copy !req
1123. - But thank you for playing.
- Wait.Copy !req
1124. - I have a riddle for you.
- For me?Copy !req
1125. Really?Copy !req
1126. Tell me.Copy !req
1127. I see without seeing.Copy !req
1128. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight.Copy !req
1129. What am I?Copy !req
1130. Please. You're as blind as a bat.Copy !req
1131. Exactly.Copy !req
1132. Bummer.Copy !req
1133. Hah.Copy !req
1134. Thanks.Copy !req
1135. All those heroics for nothing.Copy !req
1136. No more riddles,
no more Curtains 1 and 2.Copy !req
1137. Just plain curtains.Copy !req
1138. Aren't you forgetting something, Harvey?Copy !req
1139. Your coin.Copy !req
1140. You're always of two minds
about everything.Copy !req
1141. Yes, of course. You're right, Bruce.Copy !req
1142. Emotion's always the enemy
of true justice.Copy !req
1143. Thank you.
You've always been a good friend.Copy !req
1144. Why?Copy !req
1145. Why can't I kill you?Copy !req
1146. Too many questions. Too many questions.Copy !req
1147. Poor Edward.Copy !req
1148. I had to save them both.Copy !req
1149. You see,
I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman.Copy !req
1150. Not because I have to be.Copy !req
1151. Now, because I choose to be.Copy !req
1152. Thank you for responding to my
request for a consultation, Dr. Meridian.Copy !req
1153. Edward Nygma has been screaming
for hours...Copy !req
1154. that he knows the true identity
of Batman.Copy !req
1155. Edward?Copy !req
1156. Who is it?Copy !req
1157. It's Dr. Meridian. Chase.Copy !req
1158. Do you remember me?Copy !req
1159. How could I forget?Copy !req
1160. Dr. Burton tells me...Copy !req
1161. you know who Batman is.Copy !req
1162. I can't tell you if you don't say, "Please."Copy !req
1163. Edward, please. Who is Batman?Copy !req
1164. I'm Batman.Copy !req
1165. Your secret is safe.Copy !req
1166. He is definitely a wacko.Copy !req
1167. Wacko. Is that a technical term?Copy !req
1168. Listen.Copy !req
1169. I won't be needing this anymore.Copy !req
1170. Thank you for giving me a new dream.Copy !req
1171. Don't work too late.Copy !req