1. Stay back!Copy !req
2. He should've said "heel."Copy !req
3. Slag it!Copy !req
4. - He's got a delicate touch, Dee Dee.
- Delicate like a moose, Dee Dee.Copy !req
5. I hate ripping this heavy junk.
Give me cash cards any day.Copy !req
6. Zip it, Bonk.
Plan is get in and get out fast.Copy !req
7. Huh?Copy !req
8. It's a school night, kids.
I'm gonna have to call your folks.Copy !req
9. Whoa!Copy !req
10. Bonk! Don't!Copy !req
11. Yeah, Bonk. Don't.Copy !req
12. Huh? Aah!Copy !req
13. Let's go! Dee Dee, open the door.Copy !req
14. On the double.Copy !req
15. Incoming!Copy !req
16. Bonk! You moron! Get back here!Copy !req
17. You got a death wish, Bats!Copy !req
18. And I thought I was just
being a good citizen.Copy !req
19. Got you, sis!Copy !req
20. Flagpole.Copy !req
21. What did you say?Copy !req
22. Flagpole.Copy !req
23. Come on!Copy !req
24. That ain't coming out of my allowance.Copy !req
25. Still got it.Copy !req
26. How did it go with the Jokerz?Copy !req
27. I broke up the robbery, but it was weird.Copy !req
28. Third time this month that gang
intercepted high-tech machinery.Copy !req
29. Jokerz don't use that stuff.Copy !req
30. They're probably fencing it.
Corporate espionage is big business.Copy !req
31. I'll sit tight until
I can get another shot at them.Copy !req
32. - Hey, lookie here.
- That's right, Tom.Copy !req
33. Today, billionaire Bruce Wayne
stunned the financial world...Copy !req
34. with plans to resume active
leadership of Wayne Enterprises.Copy !req
35. While most shareholders have
welcomed Wayne's return...Copy !req
36. support from key members of
the Wayne board has been lukewarm.Copy !req
37. Company operations manager
Jordan Pryce offered this comment:Copy !req
38. I join the rest of our
Wayne Enterprises family...Copy !req
39. in welcoming back our most valuable
senior resource, Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
40. I'm sure we'll all profit
from his years of experience.Copy !req
41. Still, the rigors of running
a vast, multinational conglomerate...Copy !req
42. would be stressful,
even for a young man.Copy !req
43. I hope he's up to the challenge.Copy !req
44. He's not bitter, much.Copy !req
45. Pryce was next in line
for the top spot.Copy !req
46. My return torpedoed any dreams
he had of succession.Copy !req
47. - You gonna keep him around?
- If he'll stay on my terms.Copy !req
48. I've worked long and hard to regain
control of my family's company.Copy !req
49. I won't hand it over again.Copy !req
50. Pryce can either get with that program
or start e-mailing his résumé.Copy !req
51. With the long hours
you'll put in at the office...Copy !req
52. does this mean
you'll have less time for...Copy !req
53. Who sleeps anymore?Copy !req
54. You okay?Copy !req
55. The Jokerz are going in
for splicing now.Copy !req
56. Crazy hyena-boy nearly bit me.
No way I could explain that to Dana.Copy !req
57. You're not going out now?Copy !req
58. The night is young and so am l.Copy !req
59. A good night's rest might be
more beneficial.Copy !req
60. Like you said, who sleeps anymore?Copy !req
61. Up and at them, Terry.Copy !req
62. You can doze on Bruce Wayne's time,
not mine.Copy !req
63. Sorry, Dane.Copy !req
64. - Great song, huh?
- Huh.Copy !req
65. Did you see the squid Blade's with?
P.U.!Copy !req
66. Ter, my head's on fire.Copy !req
67. You look good.Copy !req
68. McGinnis!Copy !req
69. Sorry, babe. Guess the day
was longer than I thought.Copy !req
70. Let's sit this one out.Copy !req
71. Coffee. And leave the pot.Copy !req
72. Batman showed up and we had to ditch.Copy !req
73. We were able to save this:
the console's memory board.Copy !req
74. I know it's not much, but...Copy !req
75. It's not much? It's nothing.Copy !req
76. Losers.Copy !req
77. All of you.Copy !req
78. A disgrace to the name Joker.
Why, in my day...Copy !req
79. In your day?Copy !req
80. Ever since you came into this gang...Copy !req
81. it's been "your day" this
and "your day" that.Copy !req
82. Bonk.Copy !req
83. Your day is over, old man.Copy !req
84. Even if you are who you say you are.
And personally, I think you're a fake.Copy !req
85. Oh, brave new world...Copy !req
86. It has such putzes in it.Copy !req
87. He's got us running around ripping
a lot of geek junk, but no cash!Copy !req
88. He won't tell us what his plan is,
if he even has one.Copy !req
89. I want out!Copy !req
90. If you insist.Copy !req
91. Hey, man. Take it easy.
I was just kidding.Copy !req
92. - Aah!
- So was I.Copy !req
93. Oops. No, I wasn't.Copy !req
94. That's also how we did it in my day.Copy !req
95. You know, kids, a lot has changed
while your Uncle Joker's been away.Copy !req
96. New Gotham, new rules...Copy !req
97. even a new Batman.Copy !req
98. But now I'm tanned, I'm rested...Copy !req
99. and I'm ready to give
this old town a wedgie again!Copy !req
100. I have to know you're with me.
Will you say it for me one time?Copy !req
101. We're with you.Copy !req
102. Little louder.Copy !req
103. We're with you!Copy !req
104. - Dee Dee?
- We're with you!Copy !req
105. Boys?Copy !req
106. We're with you!Copy !req
107. Bonk?Copy !req
108. Oh, right.Copy !req
109. Dead.Copy !req
110. Dee Dee, be a lamb
and sweep out the trash.Copy !req
111. There's a good girls.Copy !req
112. Your renewed faith
puts a smile in my heart.Copy !req
113. What say we forget tonight's mishap
and start over?Copy !req
114. Great, boss.Copy !req
115. Ghoul, my boy, we're going to need
another systems scanner.Copy !req
116. Who's got one
they'd be willing to donate?Copy !req
117. Checking.Copy !req
118. What we're after is cutting-edge.Copy !req
119. These are the only other places
we'd find one.Copy !req
120. Nope. Uh-uh.Copy !req
121. No. Ah!Copy !req
122. What, there? Security's gonna be tight!Copy !req
123. Oh, yes. But think of the fun.Copy !req
124. Good evening, Mr. Wayne.Copy !req
125. Ms. Carr. You remember my assistant,
Terry McGinnis?Copy !req
126. Of course.
I'm glad you could join us, Terry.Copy !req
127. Everyone is here. Well, everyone
except Mr. Pryce, unfortunately.Copy !req
128. That's no surprise.Copy !req
129. May I have your attention, please?Copy !req
130. It's my pleasure to welcome back
the guiding light of this company:Copy !req
131. Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
132. Thank you, Joyce.Copy !req
133. It's a pleasure to see you all again.
In the future, I hope to...Copy !req
134. Spend time getting to know
each member of our company...Copy !req
135. learning about you individually.Copy !req
136. Security! Emergency on terrace level.Copy !req
137. Hey! Look out!Copy !req
138. - You gonna be okay?
- Go to work.Copy !req
139. Well, if it isn't old Mr. Wayne.Copy !req
140. So debonair.Copy !req
141. So dapper.Copy !req
142. So decrepit.Copy !req
143. Hello, Gotham!Copy !req
144. Joker's back in town!Copy !req
145. It can't be.Copy !req
146. Oh, no, your old eyes
do not deceive you, Brucie!Copy !req
147. After all, who'd know me
better than you?Copy !req
148. Back off, gruesome.Copy !req
149. Oh, the new boy.Copy !req
150. Ears are too long
and I miss the cape...Copy !req
151. but not too shabby.
Not too shabby at all.Copy !req
152. Woof!Copy !req
153. - How's it coming, boys?
- We're home free.Copy !req
154. Then I'll see you there.Copy !req
155. Time to go, Dee Dee.Copy !req
156. Well? What's it gonna be, Batfake?Copy !req
157. I know what you're thinking.
I messed up.Copy !req
158. I let the clown go to save those people.Copy !req
159. You did the right thing.Copy !req
160. So the Joker, huh?Copy !req
161. Looks pretty spry for a guy
who's gotta be, what, mid-80s?Copy !req
162. Any theories on that?Copy !req
163. Clone?Copy !req
164. Robot?Copy !req
165. Suspended animation due to floating
around frozen in a block of ice?Copy !req
166. Shut up and drive.Copy !req
167. Yes, sir.Copy !req
168. This was the scene three hours ago...Copy !req
169. as a man claiming to be the Joker...Copy !req
170. disrupted a ceremony at the
new Wayne Enterprises building.Copy !req
171. Honey, what're you watching?Copy !req
172. Adding to the drama was another
legendary Gotham icon, the Batman...Copy !req
173. who engaged his one-time foe
in a stunning aerial battle.Copy !req
174. Honey?Copy !req
175. It's nothing, sweetheart.Copy !req
176. Nothing.Copy !req
177. Go away.Copy !req
178. Morning, commish.Copy !req
179. You understand English, McGinnis?
Scram.Copy !req
180. Love to. But first, what can you
tell me about clowns?Copy !req
181. In this town they're never funny.Copy !req
182. I noticed that.Copy !req
183. - Now, this Joker...
- Drop it, kid.Copy !req
184. - That's what the old man's been saying.
- Listen to him.Copy !req
185. Look, I know this fruitcake was a big,
bad guy from the cape and cowl days.Copy !req
186. He was more than that.Copy !req
187. What? A wacko
who threatened people...Copy !req
188. with whoopee cushions
and squirting flowers?Copy !req
189. - Big deal. I'm shaking.
- McGinnis!Copy !req
190. The real Joker was unlike anyone
you've ever faced.Copy !req
191. For your sake, I hope you never do.Copy !req
192. If Bruce wants you to drop it,
then drop it.Copy !req
193. Commissioner, your 9:00 is here.Copy !req
194. Send him in.Copy !req
195. You were leaving?Copy !req
196. Figure I was.Copy !req
197. - Thanks for seeing me, Barb.
- That's what I'm here for.Copy !req
198. —A countdown of victims
that will end at midnight...Copy !req
199. unless our dear Dark Knight
stops me first!Copy !req
200. Hello, Gotham.
Joker's back in town!Copy !req
201. It's funny.Copy !req
202. I know about all of your other enemies,
but you never mention him.Copy !req
203. - He was the biggest, wasn't he?
- It wasn't a popularity contest.Copy !req
204. He was a psychopath. A monster.Copy !req
205. So how could he still be around
after all this time?Copy !req
206. It's not possible.Copy !req
207. He died years ago.Copy !req
208. You're sure?Copy !req
209. I was there.Copy !req
210. You killed him, didn't you?Copy !req
211. He was gonna do something so terrible,
you had no choice.Copy !req
212. - Terry...
- That was it, wasn't it?Copy !req
213. I want you to give back the Batman suit.Copy !req
214. What? Why?Copy !req
215. There is no reason for you to continue.Copy !req
216. You've avenged your father's murder...Copy !req
217. then put your needs aside to help
the city when it most needed a hero.Copy !req
218. You've honored the reputation of Batman
many times and I thank you.Copy !req
219. Then why?Copy !req
220. I had no right to force this life
on you or anyone else.Copy !req
221. I was the one who broke in
and swiped the suit, remember?Copy !req
222. Yes, there was my dad's murder,
but we come from two different worlds.Copy !req
223. I wasn't like you or the kids you took in.Copy !req
224. I was a pretty bad kid once.Copy !req
225. Ran with a rough crowd,
broke a lot of laws and my folks' hearts.Copy !req
226. The kind of punk you wouldn't
have wasted a second punch on.Copy !req
227. Your point?Copy !req
228. I'm trying to make up for past sins.Copy !req
229. The state says juvie wiped me clean,
but my soul tells me different.Copy !req
230. Every time I put on that suit,
I help people who are in trouble.Copy !req
231. I guess on a personal level...Copy !req
232. it's a chance to look like
a worthwhile human being again.Copy !req
233. In my eyes, if no one else's.Copy !req
234. It's what I want, Bruce.Copy !req
235. Stupid kid.Copy !req
236. You don't know what you want.
None of you ever did.Copy !req
237. Mom, come quick!
Some weirdo broke into our house!Copy !req
238. - Matty? What are you yelling about?
- A stranger's sitting at our table!Copy !req
239. - Ha, ha.
- That's your brother.Copy !req
240. I've never seen him before in my life.Copy !req
241. It is rare that you're up before noon,
what with your job and all.Copy !req
242. I'm not working for Mr. Wayne anymore.Copy !req
243. It will be nice to have you home
for a change. Right, Matt?Copy !req
244. Sure. Great. Just when I was
getting used to being an only child.Copy !req
245. Mom!Copy !req
246. Once in a while, we have to do it.
Ditch the guys and go out by ourselves.Copy !req
247. It may be a change for you.
I don't see enough of Terry as it is.Copy !req
248. Terry's sweet, but who says you can't
make friends with someone new?Copy !req
249. Not a chance.Copy !req
250. Terry!Copy !req
251. I thought you'd be working as usual.Copy !req
252. The bad news is, for now,
I'm not gonna have much money.Copy !req
253. The good news is,
you have me all to yourself.Copy !req
254. I can live with that.Copy !req
255. Cutting in.Copy !req
256. Hey!Copy !req
257. Dana?Copy !req
258. What is it?Copy !req
259. Ace.Copy !req
260. Ace!Copy !req
261. Don't get up, Bruce. It's just
an old friend come by to say hello.Copy !req
262. Hello...Copy !req
263. Batman.Copy !req
264. Dana!Copy !req
265. It was her.Copy !req
266. Don't know why the boss
wants you out of the way...Copy !req
267. but, hey, as long as it's fun.Copy !req
268. - Hey!
- Terry!Copy !req
269. Dana!Copy !req
270. - Let me go!
- Sure, cutes.Copy !req
271. Slag him!Copy !req
272. - Dana?
- Stay out of sight!Copy !req
273. There!Copy !req
274. What's he doing?Copy !req
275. You got me.Copy !req
276. Just finish him!Copy !req
277. Aw, you made a mess, dreg.Copy !req
278. Huh?Copy !req
279. Dana!Copy !req
280. She's got a bad bump and some cuts,
but she's gonna be okay.Copy !req
281. - Why were those guys after you?
- I don't know.Copy !req
282. I'm gonna talk to the cops.
Stay with her, okay?Copy !req
283. - I'll come as soon as I can.
- Sure.Copy !req
284. Leave a message.Copy !req
285. The Joker's little playmates
were after me tonight.Copy !req
286. Me, not Batman.Copy !req
287. This whole thing stinks
and you know why.Copy !req
288. I need some straight answers from...
Wait, it's night. Where does he go?Copy !req
289. Wayne?Copy !req
290. Wayne!Copy !req
291. Ace.Copy !req
292. Please, God, no.Copy !req
293. Floor...Copy !req
294. under...Copy !req
295. table.Copy !req
296. How is he?Copy !req
297. The anti-toxin's done all it can.
It's up to him now.Copy !req
298. Thanks for coming.
Uh, I didn't know who to call.Copy !req
299. Who else is there?Copy !req
300. That reminds me.
I'd better check on our other patient.Copy !req
301. What have I done?Copy !req
302. I killed the little rabbit.Copy !req
303. I don't deserve to live!Copy !req
304. How you doing, killer?Copy !req
305. Yeah, rough night for me too.Copy !req
306. Sad news from the financial world
this morning.Copy !req
307. The return of Bruce Wayne has
been delayed due to an accident.Copy !req
308. Wayne Enterprises' Jordan Pryce
had this to say:Copy !req
309. We received a call from
Mr. Wayne's houseboy this morning...Copy !req
310. saying Mr. Wayne
had taken a bad fall.Copy !req
311. Everyone at Wayne Enterprises
sends their prayers and good wishes...Copy !req
312. to our senior member
for his speedy recovery.Copy !req
313. I'll bet. Not every creep in Gotham
wears a purple suit.Copy !req
314. It'd make my job simpler if they did.Copy !req
315. The Joker knew about Bruce, about me,
probably about you too.Copy !req
316. Someone knows, I'll give you that.Copy !req
317. But it's not the Joker. Not the real one.Copy !req
318. Bruce said he was dead.Copy !req
319. - And?
- That's it.Copy !req
320. I know there's more.Copy !req
321. I'm part of this.
I need the answers Bruce can't give me.Copy !req
322. I deserve them.Copy !req
323. I thought talking about it
would get easier over time...Copy !req
324. but some hurts never go away.Copy !req
325. Dick Grayson, Nightwing, had left...Copy !req
326. to establish himself in another city.Copy !req
327. There were three of us then:
Bruce, myself and Robin, Tim Drake.Copy !req
328. Robin was alone when
he came upon a woman in trouble.Copy !req
329. Help! Help!Copy !req
330. Somebody, please, help!Copy !req
331. Hero time.Copy !req
332. - That evens things up a little.
- Not really, bird-boy!Copy !req
333. Ha, ha. A bird in the hand...Copy !req
334. We soon realized Tim was missing.Copy !req
335. Night after night we scoured the city,
running down every lead...Copy !req
336. pressing every
underworld connection.Copy !req
337. But no one had seen any sign of Robin.Copy !req
338. For three agonizing weeks
there was nothing.Copy !req
339. Then one night,
we were sent an invitation.Copy !req
340. Arkham.Copy !req
341. The asylum had been moved
to a newer, high-security building.Copy !req
342. The old building had been
partially demolished...Copy !req
343. and hung open like a rotting wound.Copy !req
344. Hush, little baby, don't say a wordCopy !req
345. Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbirdCopy !req
346. And if that mockingbird don't singCopy !req
347. Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ringCopy !req
348. And if that diamond ring turns brassCopy !req
349. Mama's gonna buy you a looking glassCopy !req
350. And if that looking glass gets brokeCopy !req
351. Pudding, company!Copy !req
352. Hello there!
Welcome to our happy home.Copy !req
353. Where's Robin?Copy !req
354. Robin?Copy !req
355. There's no Robin here.Copy !req
356. Maybe he means our little Jay.Copy !req
357. Of course! That's it!Copy !req
358. Aah!Copy !req
359. Uh-uh. No peeking.Copy !req
360. Mommy's little helper.Copy !req
361. You know, Bats, we've been doing this
little runaround of ours for years.Copy !req
362. It's been loads of laughs,
but the sad fact is...Copy !req
363. none of us are getting any younger.Copy !req
364. That old clock's a-ticking.Copy !req
365. Quite right, pooh.Copy !req
366. And Harley and I were thinking
it was time to start a family.Copy !req
367. Add a Joker Junior to our merry brood.Copy !req
368. But rather than go through
all the joy of childbirth...Copy !req
369. we decided to adopt.Copy !req
370. We couldn't do it legally...Copy !req
371. but then we remembered you always
had a few spare kids hanging around.Copy !req
372. So we borrowed one.Copy !req
373. No.Copy !req
374. My God!Copy !req
375. He needed a little molding of course.
What kid doesn't?Copy !req
376. But in time we came
to love him as our own.Copy !req
377. Say hello, J.J.Copy !req
378. Robin! Robin!Copy !req
379. Tim, it's Barbara. Can you hear me?Copy !req
380. Robin! Stop!Copy !req
381. Hands off, Brat-girl!Copy !req
382. Sweetie, get Mommy's bazooka.Copy !req
383. How could you help Joker do it?Copy !req
384. Okay, so he roughed the kid up a little,
but I'll make it right.Copy !req
385. Yeah, you're mother of the stinking year.Copy !req
386. Ha. You'll see.Copy !req
387. We'll be one big, happy family.Copy !req
388. Good boy!Copy !req
389. Ha!Copy !req
390. What's the matter, Batman?Copy !req
391. No witty comeback? No threat?Copy !req
392. Then I'll provide the narration.Copy !req
393. I'll begin with how I peeled back
the layers of the boy's mind.Copy !req
394. Well, he bravely tried
to fight it at first.Copy !req
395. You would have been proud
to see him so strong!Copy !req
396. But all too soon, the serums
and the shocks took their toll...Copy !req
397. and the dear lad began
to share such secrets with me.Copy !req
398. Secrets that are mine alone to know...Copy !req
399. Bruce.Copy !req
400. It's true, Batsy. I know everything.Copy !req
401. And like the kid who peeks
at his Christmas presents...Copy !req
402. I must admit, it's sadly anticlimactic.Copy !req
403. Behind all the Sturm and batarangs...Copy !req
404. you're just a little boy in a playsuit,
crying for Mommy and Daddy.Copy !req
405. It'd be funny, if it weren't so pathetic.Copy !req
406. Oh, what the heck! I'll laugh anyway.Copy !req
407. If you don't like the movie,
I've got slides.Copy !req
408. I'll break you in two.Copy !req
409. Oh, Batman.Copy !req
410. If you had the guts for that kind of fun,
you'd have done it years ago.Copy !req
411. I, on the other hand...Copy !req
412. You've lost, Batman.Copy !req
413. Robin is mine.Copy !req
414. The last sound you hear
will be our laughter.Copy !req
415. Here you go, sonny-boy.Copy !req
416. Make Daddy proud.Copy !req
417. Deliver the punch line.Copy !req
418. Tim.Copy !req
419. Do it!Copy !req
420. That's not funny.Copy !req
421. That's not...Copy !req
422. It's okay, Tim. It's okay.Copy !req
423. We buried the Joker
deep beneath Arkham.Copy !req
424. The only other person who knew what
happened that night was my father.Copy !req
425. He promised to keep our secret.Copy !req
426. With his last act of cruelty...Copy !req
427. the Joker had tainted us all
with compromise and deception.Copy !req
428. I suppose he had the last laugh after all.Copy !req
429. His girlfriend bought it too?Copy !req
430. We never found her body, but I doubt
she'd be starting trouble now.Copy !req
431. And Tim?Copy !req
432. We had a trusted friend,
Dr. Leslie Thompkins.Copy !req
433. It took her a year, but she was able
to help Tim back to sanity.Copy !req
434. Still, things were never really the same.Copy !req
435. Bruce forbade Tim to be Robin again.Copy !req
436. He blamed himself and swore he'd never
endanger another young partner.Copy !req
437. Tim left us soon after that,
determined to make it on his own.Copy !req
438. Did they patch it up?Copy !req
439. Tim tried once or twice,
but you know Bruce. I check up on Tim.Copy !req
440. He's a top-level communications
engineer, married, couple kids.Copy !req
441. Not too bad, all things concerned.Copy !req
442. He deserved a happy ending.Copy !req
443. But he still has the most likely
connection to that night.Copy !req
444. It looks okay on this side.
I'm going up to the dish.Copy !req
445. You might as well show yourself.
I heard you a mile away.Copy !req
446. I'm no Boy Wonder anymore,
but that old training never goes away.Copy !req
447. Even at my age.Copy !req
448. Tim Drake.Copy !req
449. You heard about Bruce?Copy !req
450. Barbara told me. That was too bad.Copy !req
451. You're not too broken up.Copy !req
452. I had nothing to do with it,
despite what you think.Copy !req
453. When the Joker reappeared,
I was as surprised as anyone.Copy !req
454. Barb told you the gory details?Copy !req
455. More or less.Copy !req
456. Look, it's been almost 40 years.Copy !req
457. It wasn't easy, but I managed
to put it to bed and go on with my life.Copy !req
458. You'll have to do it yourself one day.
We all did.Copy !req
459. We gave our best, but that wasn't
good enough for the old man.Copy !req
460. Regrets, Mr. Drake?Copy !req
461. When I was younger, part of me thought
I would go on and on and someday...Copy !req
462. Ah, capes, costumes, playing hero.
It was kids' stuff.Copy !req
463. Bruce probably did me a favor.Copy !req
464. I was so sick of it, I never wanted
to see that Robin suit again.Copy !req
465. Some things never change.Copy !req
466. Were all of you bitter when you left?Copy !req
467. Comes with the territory.Copy !req
468. Look up Nightwing. Has he got stories.Copy !req
469. Drake's clean.
I've got one more lead to check out.Copy !req
470. Someone with a definite grudge
against Bruce.Copy !req
471. Caviar, soft music
and charming company.Copy !req
472. Amy, I can't think of any better way...Copy !req
473. to celebrate my ascension
to CEO of Wayne Enterprises.Copy !req
474. Me neither.Copy !req
475. Me neither.Copy !req
476. You? Where's Amy?Copy !req
477. Missed the boat, I'm afraid.Copy !req
478. Turn the yacht around!Copy !req
479. Detox, boss man.
We're here to talk business.Copy !req
480. We'll be quick. Woof gets seasick easy.Copy !req
481. Our business is concluded.Copy !req
482. You've got the equipment.Copy !req
483. I gave you the security codes
so you could ransack the lab...Copy !req
484. while those bunglers tried
to kill Wayne.Copy !req
485. Word is Wayne's terminal anyhow.Copy !req
486. That means you get to stay top dog.Copy !req
487. And everyone's happy.Copy !req
488. So why are you here?Copy !req
489. The big guy
who originally put us in contact...Copy !req
490. decided you're a loose end.Copy !req
491. And loose ends should be tied up.Copy !req
492. Let me go!Copy !req
493. Got him.Copy !req
494. Then amscray pronto, kiddies.Copy !req
495. Things are going to start popping.Copy !req
496. Let's go!Copy !req
497. No one's leaving until I get answers.Copy !req
498. No, you idiot! Not now!Copy !req
499. They're getting away!Copy !req
500. I think they've got a good reason!Copy !req
501. - What's happening?
- Hang on!Copy !req
502. We saw the explosion.Copy !req
503. You can ask Mr. Pryce about that.Copy !req
504. Me? I had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
505. That right?Copy !req
506. I gave you the security codes...Copy !req
507. so you could ransack the lab
while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne.Copy !req
508. I want my lawyer.Copy !req
509. I think the commissioner would like
to hear this too. Night.Copy !req
510. I'm spent.Copy !req
511. Every lead I had has gone face-down,
and the Joker's still out there.Copy !req
512. What have you got?Copy !req
513. I don't know, pup.Copy !req
514. If I was the Batman I was supposed to be,
I'd have cracked this...Copy !req
515. would have punched the right data
into the computer...Copy !req
516. or remembered that one clue
everyone else overlooked.Copy !req
517. It's rarely that simple.Copy !req
518. - How are you feeling?
- Lousy.Copy !req
519. Gordon told me about Tim Drake.Copy !req
520. That's why I didn't want you
going up against the Joker...Copy !req
521. imposter or not.Copy !req
522. Nothing against your old partners,
but I'm a different Batman.Copy !req
523. I was never a Robin, I never...Copy !req
524. Wait.Copy !req
525. Joker smashed up the cases...Copy !req
526. but why was this
the only costume he destroyed?Copy !req
527. Robin did shoot him.Copy !req
528. A ghost out for revenge?
I don't buy it. I talked to Drake.Copy !req
529. He's got less love
for that costume than the Joker.Copy !req
530. I think somehow he's behind this.Copy !req
531. That's crazy.Copy !req
532. So was Drake, once.Copy !req
533. Here's the readout of everything
we know the Jokerz have stolen.Copy !req
534. Combine those into something
used by a communications expert.Copy !req
535. Someone of Tim Drake's caliber.Copy !req
536. Satellite jamming system.Copy !req
537. Whoever uses this can access
satellite defense systems...Copy !req
538. and fire them at will.Copy !req
539. Someone already has.Copy !req
540. I suspected Pryce might be the Joker...Copy !req
541. but the Jokerz were on
your yacht trying to slag him.Copy !req
542. I got him off before
it was blasted to splinters.Copy !req
543. I think your little Robin's
turned into a bitter old crow.Copy !req
544. He's the brains behind this new Joker.Copy !req
545. It's harsh, but who else is there?Copy !req
546. Suit up.Copy !req
547. Take the car and check it out.
I'll monitor you from here.Copy !req
548. What happened to
leaving it to the cops?Copy !req
549. Not their game.Copy !req
550. There's something else I want to take.Copy !req
551. Drake, I know you're
the connection to the Joker.Copy !req
552. Don't pretend you didn't hear me.Copy !req
553. Hologram.Copy !req
554. You guessed it, Batfake!Copy !req
555. The disgruntled Mr. Drake
is indeed in my employ.Copy !req
556. Took him a few years, but he figured
out who ran the real winning team.Copy !req
557. This is one of Uncle Sam's
orbiting defense satellites.Copy !req
558. Hyperion class, laser-armed.Copy !req
559. Handy gadget for shooting down
unfriendly missiles...Copy !req
560. or giving someone
a world-class hotfoot.Copy !req
561. Think of it as urban tagging
on a grand scale...Copy !req
562. reminding all and sundry
that this is Joker territory.Copy !req
563. You're welcome to try and stop us...Copy !req
564. but I'm not taking bets on that
happening anytime soon. Toodles.Copy !req
565. Miss me?Copy !req
566. Computer, search for
the name Jolly Jack.Copy !req
567. Abandoned candy factory.
Just his style.Copy !req
568. I think I've got something.Copy !req
569. Download this and tell Gordon
to have her men at that address.Copy !req
570. - I'm gonna...
- Aren't you the nasty tattletale?Copy !req
571. Ratting me out before I have my fun.Copy !req
572. Papa spank.Copy !req
573. Yeah, I know!Copy !req
574. I'd better sit down before I bust a gut!Copy !req
575. Catch you later, kiddo!Copy !req
576. It's stopped. I'm going after him.Copy !req
577. Gotcha!Copy !req
578. Uh-oh.Copy !req
579. Ace.Copy !req
580. Good bad dog.Copy !req
581. Where'd he go?Copy !req
582. Ow!Copy !req
583. Watch it!Copy !req
584. You watch it!Copy !req
585. It's him!Copy !req
586. Double down.Copy !req
587. Lovely playroom.
You getting this, Wayne?Copy !req
588. I see it.
You keep your eyes open for the Joker.Copy !req
589. Tim.Copy !req
590. Get up, Drake.Copy !req
591. What? Who is it?Copy !req
592. Where's the Joker?Copy !req
593. Joker?Copy !req
594. Drop the act.
I know you're working with him.Copy !req
595. No, Joker's gone.
I don't know where he is, really.Copy !req
596. Suit sensors aren't picking up
any pulse fluctuations.Copy !req
597. It's the truth.Copy !req
598. I don't do this anymore.
I have a home and family.Copy !req
599. I gave this up years ago.
Kids' stuff. That's all it was.Copy !req
600. It may be the truth,
but he's still whacked.Copy !req
601. Fun and games.
Boy Wonder playing the hero.Copy !req
602. Fighting the bad guys
and no one ever gets...Copy !req
603. Oh, God.Copy !req
604. I killed him.Copy !req
605. I didn't mean to.Copy !req
606. I tried so hard to forget.Copy !req
607. But I still hear the shot,
still see his dead smile.Copy !req
608. Every night the dreams get stronger.Copy !req
609. He's there when I sleep,
whispering, laughing...Copy !req
610. telling me I'm as bad as he is,
we're both the same.Copy !req
611. I'm calling an ambulance.Copy !req
612. No, I'm all right. Forgive me, Terry.Copy !req
613. Old, nasty memories twisting
inside me like bad oysters.Copy !req
614. Nothing really.Copy !req
615. I'm perfectly fine now.Copy !req
616. How do you know my name?Copy !req
617. There's nothing about you
I don't know, Batfake.Copy !req
618. Terry!Copy !req
619. Have a time-out, kid.Copy !req
620. Can't let you spoil the party too soon.Copy !req
621. And, Bruce, I'm sure you've got
your monkey-boy wired somehow.Copy !req
622. That's just peachy, because I want you
to see every minute of this.Copy !req
623. It's a killer.Copy !req
624. My God.Copy !req
625. Oh, I never get tired of that!Copy !req
626. Drake?Copy !req
627. You're the Joker?Copy !req
628. That flabby oaf doesn't even realize
I'm using him as a time-share.Copy !req
629. Beneath this puckish exterior
lies the mind of a genius...Copy !req
630. years ahead of my time.Copy !req
631. In the weeks young Robin
was under my tutelage...Copy !req
632. I used him as the subject
of my greatest experiment.Copy !req
633. Utilizing cutting-edge
genetics technology...Copy !req
634. which I had pinched here and there...Copy !req
635. I encoded my DNA on a microchip...Copy !req
636. and set it
into bird-boy's birdbrain.Copy !req
637. Here.Copy !req
638. Everything that was me has been
a-sleeping all comfy and cozy...Copy !req
639. inside Tim Drake's subconscious.Copy !req
640. At first, I had to limit the time
I spent in Drake's body.Copy !req
641. He's not aware of what I do...Copy !req
642. chalking up any lingering memories
to bad dreams.Copy !req
643. If his family misses him,
I simply call wifey and tell her:Copy !req
644. "I'm working late, honey."Copy !req
645. The changes come at will now...Copy !req
646. and soon I'll be strong enough
to live in this body permanently.Copy !req
647. Mr. J's on the rebound, baby!Copy !req
648. My comeback party's gonna set
the whole town on fire!Copy !req
649. So where should I make ground zero?Copy !req
650. Gotham General, where our hero's
dear little Dana is recuperating?Copy !req
651. Or here, in the happy garden
of Mrs. Mary McGinnis?Copy !req
652. I always think it adds resonance
to a hero's mission...Copy !req
653. to have some defining element
of tragedy in his background...Copy !req
654. don't you?Copy !req
655. Ah, but the one and only
kickoff point...Copy !req
656. must be stately Wayne Manor.Copy !req
657. Gone in a flash...Copy !req
658. before Brucie can hobble to safety
or mount a rescue.Copy !req
659. Don't worry, though.Copy !req
660. I'll be hitting
those other spots soon enough.Copy !req
661. Adiós, Brucie.Copy !req
662. I guess I should salute you
as a worthy adversary and all that...Copy !req
663. but the truth is,
I really did hate your guts.Copy !req
664. What about it, kid?
Any last words for the old Batfart?Copy !req
665. Yeah. Sic him.Copy !req
666. Ace, here!Copy !req
667. Attaboy!Copy !req
668. End of the line, Snoopy.Copy !req
669. No!Copy !req
670. Oh, good.Copy !req
671. The beam's headed here.Copy !req
672. Now I'll have to start all over again.Copy !req
673. Thanks for wrecking everything, kid.
See you around.Copy !req
674. Hold it.Copy !req
675. Oh, wise up, junior.Copy !req
676. Game's over!Copy !req
677. - I'm taking you in.
- Right.Copy !req
678. You're out of your league, McGinnis.Copy !req
679. I know every trick the original
Batman and Robin knew at their peak.Copy !req
680. Maybe, but you don't know
a thing about me.Copy !req
681. You?Copy !req
682. What's to know? You're a punk.Copy !req
683. A rank amateur.Copy !req
684. A costumed errand boy taking orders
from a senile old man.Copy !req
685. Still, if it's a whooping
you're wanting...Copy !req
686. That's right.
Better to run and save yourself.Copy !req
687. That's about your speed.Copy !req
688. Let's dance, bozo.Copy !req
689. He's tough. Any suggestions, boss?Copy !req
690. Joker likes to talk and try
to distract you, but don't listen.Copy !req
691. Block it out and power through.Copy !req
692. Wait.Copy !req
693. I like to talk too.Copy !req
694. - What are you doing?
- Fighting dirty.Copy !req
695. The real Batman would never...Copy !req
696. Told you, you didn't know me.Copy !req
697. Funny guy.Copy !req
698. Can't say the same for you.Copy !req
699. Impudent brat.
Who do you think you're talking to?Copy !req
700. Not a comedian, I'll say that.Copy !req
701. Shut your mouth!Copy !req
702. The real Batman never
talked to you much, did he?Copy !req
703. That's why you were so fixated on him.Copy !req
704. Aah!
Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!Copy !req
705. Oh, I don't need a degree
to figure you out.Copy !req
706. You kept coming back...Copy !req
707. because you never got a laugh
out of the old man.Copy !req
708. I'm not hearing this.Copy !req
709. Get a clue, clownie.
He's got no sense of humor.Copy !req
710. He wouldn't know a good joke
if it bit him in the cape.Copy !req
711. - Not that you ever had a good joke.
- Shut up. Shut up!Copy !req
712. I mean, joy buzzers,
squirting flowers? Lame!Copy !req
713. Where's the "A" material?
Make a face, drop your pants, something!Copy !req
714. Show yourself!Copy !req
715. You make me laugh, but only because
I think you're kind of pathetic.Copy !req
716. Stop that!Copy !req
717. You fell in a tank of acid,
got your skin bleached...Copy !req
718. then decided
to become a super villain.Copy !req
719. What? You couldn't get work
as a rodeo clown?Copy !req
720. Don't you dare laugh at me!Copy !req
721. Why? I thought the Joker always
wanted to make Batman laugh.Copy !req
722. You're not Batman!Copy !req
723. Come on, McGinnis!Copy !req
724. Laugh it up now,
you miserable little punk! Laugh!Copy !req
725. I can't hear you!Copy !req
726. Ha, ha.Copy !req
727. Easy, I've got you.Copy !req
728. Way ahead of you.Copy !req
729. Delia and Deidre Dennis,
your grandmother's paid your bail.Copy !req
730. You're released to her custody,
pending trial.Copy !req
731. - Oh.
- Joy.Copy !req
732. You rotten little scamps!Copy !req
733. I struggle to make a good home for you
and this is the thanks I get!Copy !req
734. - Ow!
- Break a grandmother's heart!Copy !req
735. - I hope they throw the book at you!
- Oh, shut up, Nana Harley.Copy !req
736. You didn't have to cover up for me.Copy !req
737. The Joker's gone, Tim.
You were just along for the ride.Copy !req
738. How are you, Mr. Drake?Copy !req
739. Tim, this is Terry McGinnis.Copy !req
740. - We met the other night.
- We did?Copy !req
741. Oh. I owe you bigtime.Copy !req
742. Forget it.Copy !req
743. Bruce couldn't have chosen
anyone better to put on the mask.Copy !req
744. Coming from you,
that means everything.Copy !req
745. Sometimes the important things
go unsaid.Copy !req
746. I've learned you've got to appreciate
the people in your life...Copy !req
747. while you have the chance.Copy !req
748. Not everyone is capable
of expressing that, Tim.Copy !req
749. No matter how much
they might feel it in their heart.Copy !req
750. I know.Copy !req
751. Why are you here?Copy !req
752. It's where I should be.Copy !req
753. Terry.Copy !req
754. I've been thinking about
what you once told me.Copy !req
755. You were wrong.Copy !req
756. It's not Batman
that makes you worthwhile.Copy !req
757. It's the other way around.Copy !req
758. Never tell yourself anything different.Copy !req
759. Thanks.Copy !req
760. Hello, Tim.Copy !req
761. Hi, old man.Copy !req