1. Look out!Copy !req
2. - Hey! Trying to work here!Copy !req
3. Perhaps you could work a little faster.Copy !req
4. Perhaps if you hadn't tripped
the damn alarm.Copy !req
5. Pamela, we are out of time!
The police will be here soon.Copy !req
6. Or worse...Copy !req
7. Batman. I know, I know!Copy !req
8. But it's like trying to find
a needle in a- Haystack.Copy !req
9. - Come on, come on.Copy !req
10. Bingo.Copy !req
11. Nothing was physically stolen.Copy !req
12. Obviously.Copy !req
13. There was no effort
to minimize collateral.Copy !req
14. This was about information.Copy !req
15. There's no way Poison Ivy could've
accessed S.T.A. R. Labs secure data.Copy !req
16. - They're-
- Got it.Copy !req
17. Here's the file they copied.Copy !req
18. Looks like this is the only thing
they cared about.Copy !req
19. Oh, no.Copy !req
20. "Holland. "Copy !req
21. Holland...Copy !req
22. Why does that sound so familiar?Copy !req
23. Be my guest.Copy !req
24. Alec Holland was working on
a bio-restorative formulaCopy !req
25. to turn deserts into forests.Copy !req
26. Until a saboteur's bomb
destroyed that dream.Copy !req
27. His body engulfed in the burning
experimental compound,Copy !req
28. Holland tried to douse the flames.Copy !req
29. The chemicals reacted
with the surrounding bayou.Copy !req
30. His entire physiognomy changed.Copy !req
31. - Holland was transformed into-
- Swamp Thing.Copy !req
32. That's it! That's what attacked me!Copy !req
33. Not quite.Copy !req
34. This is Jason Woodrue,
AKA the Floronic Man.Copy !req
35. Terrific.Copy !req
36. Poison Ivy teaming up with Jason Woodrue.Copy !req
37. We're in for a ride.Copy !req
38. I see two immediate objectives.Copy !req
39. If you'll excuse us.Copy !req
40. A, figure out what Ivy
and Woodrue are up to.Copy !req
41. And B, find out where the Green Team
is hiding out.Copy !req
42. I'll take A.
I have a hunch I need to look into.Copy !req
43. You take B.Copy !req
44. Check previous addresses,
known associates...Copy !req
45. Oh, crap.Copy !req
46. Right.Copy !req
47. We need Harley Quinn.Copy !req
48. Last I heard, Harley went off the grid
after she got out on parole.Copy !req
49. No one's heard a thing since.Copy !req
50. Rumor is she's gone "straight,"
but also just plain gone.Copy !req
51. No one disappears without a trace.Copy !req
52. Someone knows something.Copy !req
53. Someone always does.Copy !req
54. It's just a matter of shaking
the right tree.Copy !req
55. Hey, thanks again for helping us out
with that League of Assassins thingCopy !req
56. in Nanda Parbat.Copy !req
57. Oof! That Lady Shiva...Copy !req
58. Wouldn't say no to a slice of that pie,
know what I mean?Copy !req
59. So, what can I do for you, Batman?Copy !req
60. Lot going on today,
but I can spare a few minutes.Copy !req
61. A man was abducted from his home
two days ago.Copy !req
62. - Harold Goldblum.Copy !req
63. Stupid hand.Copy !req
64. Henderson!Copy !req
65. How do you even know about that?Copy !req
66. We've got a total media lockdown.Copy !req
67. Let's just say I've got eyes
and ears everywhere, Sarge.Copy !req
68. Hacking the A. R.G. U.S. computer
is a federal crime, Batman.Copy !req
69. Goldblum is a former professor
of chemistry at Metropolis University.Copy !req
70. Spent 15 years heading up
GothCorp Chemical's R&D division.Copy !req
71. Most recently, he's been working
for the NSA,Copy !req
72. specializing in biological warfare.Copy !req
73. He was their top mind
in biology, botany and toxicology.Copy !req
74. I need to know what he was working on.Copy !req
75. That'll be all, Henderson.Copy !req
76. Right, Sarge.Copy !req
77. Big fan.Copy !req
78. I'm sorry, Batman, that's classified.Copy !req
79. My hands are tied.Copy !req
80. Strange that you would put it
just that way.Copy !req
81. Why?Copy !req
82. A fringe hacker group recently
accessed informationCopy !req
83. about key A. R.G. U.S. employees.Copy !req
84. Some of them seemed to be engaged in,
shall we say,Copy !req
85. questionable nocturnal activities.Copy !req
86. Are you blackmailing me?Copy !req
87. I'm explaining that I can help stop
a crime in exchange for some information.Copy !req
88. Fine.Copy !req
89. But for the record, what Mistress Ilsa
does for me is considered therapy.Copy !req
90. In some countries.Copy !req
91. It's an odd case. No ransom demands,
political requests, nothing.Copy !req
92. He just vanished.Copy !req
93. Whoever took the guy,
they either killed him,Copy !req
94. or they're keeping him alive
for reason or reasons unknown.Copy !req
95. - Any leads?
- Nothing viable.Copy !req
96. The investigation is at a dead end.Copy !req
97. Goldblum's field of expertiseCopy !req
98. is man-made pandemic terrorist attacks.Copy !req
99. Anthrax, Ebola, flesh-eating bacteria...
You know.Copy !req
100. Yes, I do.Copy !req
101. In fact, he's the world's leading
expert on the subject.Copy !req
102. Jesus, the stuff that guy knows.Copy !req
103. I don't mean to be callous,
but part of me hopes they just killed him.Copy !req
104. - No, sorry.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
105. Nah, man.Copy !req
106. - Mmm, no.
- Haven't seen her.Copy !req
107. Would've liked to.Copy !req
108. Dame owes me three weeks back rent!Copy !req
109. If you find her,
you tell her she can eat my-Copy !req
110. She had the cutest smile.Copy !req
111. Morty! That was your niece, Irene!Copy !req
112. Always saying she looks like
this Harley Quinn,Copy !req
113. but I don't see it.Copy !req
114. And an adorable tuckus!Copy !req
115. Morty!Copy !req
116. Hasn't been around.Copy !req
117. Afraid not, my son.Copy !req
118. - Lo siento.
- Can I have that picture?Copy !req
119. It was at that deli on Third Street.Copy !req
120. Morty! That was two years ago!Copy !req
121. In Miami!Copy !req
122. I could go for a Reuben myself about now.Copy !req
123. With extra kraut.Copy !req
124. Hang on...Copy !req
125. Okay, we got one Power Girl jumbo combo,Copy !req
126. one Black Canary leg-and-thigh
with coleslaw...Copy !req
127. Gonna lose that hand, puddin'.Copy !req
128. Anything else for you today, boys?Copy !req
129. - Uh, no.
- I'm good.Copy !req
130. - Yeah, me too.Copy !req
131. Totally good.Copy !req
132. Crazy broad broke my freakin' arm.Copy !req
133. Hey, Chick, this crazy broad
broke my freakin' arm!Copy !req
134. Gotta be her.Copy !req
135. Come on out, I know you're there.Copy !req
136. I got good ears.Copy !req
137. Your hearing gets mighty sharp in Arkham.Copy !req
138. Things go bump in the night.Copy !req
139. Hi, Harley. Long time no see.Copy !req
140. I'd like to keep it that way.Copy !req
141. You're a hard girl to find.Copy !req
142. Pretty clever,
hiding in plain sight like that.Copy !req
143. I have a few questions.Copy !req
144. For example, where can I find
your BFF Poison Ivy?Copy !req
145. We need your help.Copy !req
146. - Ivy is-
- Save it, honey.Copy !req
147. I don't mix it up
with the costume crowd anymore.Copy !req
148. I've turned over a new leaf, as it were.Copy !req
149. Listen, Ivy's fallen in
with the wrong crowd.Copy !req
150. She and Jason Woodrue are up to something.Copy !req
151. And we have to stop them.Copy !req
152. They're a lethal combo, Harley.Copy !req
153. Lots of people could get hurt or killed.
Ivy could get hurt or killed.Copy !req
154. Nuh-uh. I'm done
with capes and tights and masks.Copy !req
155. Just trying like hell
to lead a normal life.Copy !req
156. Really? Funny that you're not, say,Copy !req
157. using your psychiatric training
to make a decent living.Copy !req
158. Instead of dressing up
in skimpy red and blackCopy !req
159. for minimum wage plus tips...Copy !req
160. Pretty weird way to kick a habit.Copy !req
161. You've got to be
just itching to get back in the game.Copy !req
162. Nice try,
but you're on your own, Nightwig.Copy !req
163. You haven't reported
to your parole officer in months.Copy !req
164. I should just drag your crazy ass
back to jail right now.Copy !req
165. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
166. - Just freakin' try it, buttwipe!Copy !req
167. Sorry, kiddo,
but you're getting the paybackCopy !req
168. for every pinch, goose, and butt slap
I've gotten for the last three months.Copy !req
169. Give up?Copy !req
170. Just when things are getting interesting?
Fat chance!Copy !req
171. Huh?Copy !req
172. Whiff.Copy !req
173. Ready to call it a night, Harley?Copy !req
174. What's so funny, Chuckles?Copy !req
175. Some girls like mace.Copy !req
176. I prefer a little low-grade Joker venom.Copy !req
177. Only useful thing
I ever got from that asshat.Copy !req
178. Nighty-night, jerk.Copy !req
179. Don't know what you expect to find.Copy !req
180. My best people have
been over this place a dozen times.Copy !req
181. No offense to your best people,
but they're not me.Copy !req
182. What is it?Copy !req
183. Oh, yay! A leaf.Copy !req
184. Kind of like all of these.Copy !req
185. No, not like those.Copy !req
186. It's a completely different phylum
from every other leaf in here.Copy !req
187. Great. You're the world's
greatest florist, too.Copy !req
188. Look closely.Copy !req
189. Have you ever seen a leaf like this?Copy !req
190. Can't say that I have.Copy !req
191. That's because it isn't from our planet.Copy !req
192. Not even from our dimension.Copy !req
193. Wait. You mean Jason Woodrue?Copy !req
194. That freak was here?Copy !req
195. This is bad.Copy !req
196. Your forensic people are bad.Copy !req
197. This is catastrophic.Copy !req
198. Nightwing, this is Batman. Come in.Copy !req
199. Nightwing?Copy !req
200. Everything okay?Copy !req
201. He should've reported in by now.Copy !req
202. You want me to send out a search team?
They're the best at...Copy !req
203. Well, they're pretty good.Copy !req
204. Like I said, eyes and ears everywhere.Copy !req
205. Besides, Nightwing can handle himself.Copy !req
206. I know. I know. Freakin' stupid
bringing him back to my place.Copy !req
207. But what was I supposed to do?Copy !req
208. I couldn't just let him go. He knows
the secret location of my hidey-hole.Copy !req
209. He'd blab to Batman for sure.Copy !req
210. Could've just killed him, dumb-ass!Copy !req
211. Nah, I'm not a criminal anymore.Copy !req
212. Plus, he's kinda too cute to kill.Copy !req
213. And anyway, maybe I should help out.Copy !req
214. Sounds like Ivy
could be in some serious...Copy !req
215. Don't bother yelling for help.Copy !req
216. This dump is condemned.Copy !req
217. Nobody in the whole building
but us, Nightwig.Copy !req
218. "Wing. "Copy !req
219. Heh?Copy !req
220. It's "Nightwing. "Copy !req
221. Really? Huh.Copy !req
222. Guess I was thinking of
that goofy mullet you used to have.Copy !req
223. Yeesh. That was like
a whole decade of bad hair days.Copy !req
224. Sticks and stones, lady.Copy !req
225. I've taken trash talk
from bigger criminals than you.Copy !req
226. "Criminals"? If you hadn't noticed,
I went straight!Copy !req
227. I'm a friggin' waitress already!Copy !req
228. Oh, golly, that's right.
I stand corrected.Copy !req
229. Check this out, smart guy.Copy !req
230. My pile of rejection letters.Copy !req
231. Evidently, the Mayo Clinic's
got some dumb policyCopy !req
232. of not hiring
former costumed supervillains.Copy !req
233. Just like
every other hospital in the world.Copy !req
234. There're other jobs.Copy !req
235. Sure! I got a ton of offers.Copy !req
236. "We got a very special role for you
in Bad Girls After Dark. "Copy !req
237. And you got to love this one.Copy !req
238. "A tasteful pictorial to
be shot in Thailand for legal reasons. "Copy !req
239. You say I'm a criminal.
They say I'm a whore.Copy !req
240. Well, I'm sick of other people
telling me what I am!Copy !req
241. Whatever.Copy !req
242. Got to say, you gave me
a heck of a workout.Copy !req
243. Got me all sweat-stinky.Copy !req
244. Ew!Copy !req
245. Definitely could use a shower.Copy !req
246. I think better when I don't reek.Copy !req
247. Still got to figure out
what to do about Nightwig over there.Copy !req
248. Hmm, what to wear? What to wear?Copy !req
249. Sucker-punch Harley?
Arctic Harley? Street-luge Harley?Copy !req
250. Roller-babe Harley?Copy !req
251. Steam-punk Harley. Goth-Lolita Harley.Copy !req
252. Hey, Nightwig, is it true
you used to be Robin?Copy !req
253. Huh. Ain't that a kick in the pants?Copy !req
254. Little Boy Wonder all grown up.Copy !req
255. Okay, now...Copy !req
256. Don't be getting any funny ideas.Copy !req
257. Too late!Copy !req
258. It's funny.Copy !req
259. I always kinda thought
you and Batman didn't like girls.Copy !req
260. Wait, what?Copy !req
261. You know, that book?Copy !req
262. With the headlights
and the eyeball-gouging?Copy !req
263. I had to write a paper on it
back in college.Copy !req
264. Got a B-minus.Copy !req
265. Look, Harley...Copy !req
266. Pretty lonely these last few months,
if you know what I mean.Copy !req
267. You don't meet
a lot of likely prospects at Super-Babes.Copy !req
268. I'm kinda choosy.Copy !req
269. I'm not saying I don't want to,
'cause that could be nice.Copy !req
270. All sorts of wrong, but nice.Copy !req
271. - Right now, I just really need to find...
- Shh!Copy !req
272. Face it, Sugar.Copy !req
273. I got something you want, and you
sure-as-shootin' got something I want.Copy !req
274. So, be a good boy and maybe...Copy !req
275. Maybe mama will give you a cookie.Copy !req
276. The things I do for Gotham.Copy !req
277. I'm taking that as a "yes. "Copy !req
278. Mmm...Copy !req
279. It's disgusting!Copy !req
280. It's an abomination!Copy !req
281. You think I like swapping spit
with this geezer every six hours?Copy !req
282. If you've got a better way to
keep him under our control, I'm all ears.Copy !req
283. There's always torture.Copy !req
284. I don't torture.Copy !req
285. The seven billion meat bags
who infest this worldCopy !req
286. would probably consider
our plans for them torture.Copy !req
287. Or at least cruel and inhumane.Copy !req
288. Our plans are for the improvement
of every organism on Earth.Copy !req
289. The very definition of humane.Copy !req
290. "Humane. "Copy !req
291. What an ironic word coined by a speciesCopy !req
292. completely devoid of compassion
for any other life-forms.Copy !req
293. Or each other, for that matter.Copy !req
294. They all talk about climate change,Copy !req
295. but have they actually changed anything?Copy !req
296. Indeed they have.Copy !req
297. They've doubled their output
of greenhouse gases,Copy !req
298. increased the rate of deforestation,
ravaged the planet.Copy !req
299. You said it yourself, Pamela, and I quote,Copy !req
300. "Humans simply will not give a crap
unless we force them to. "Copy !req
301. Well, once our virus is activated,Copy !req
302. every single person on this planet
will have a vested interestCopy !req
303. in "going green. "Copy !req
304. Oh, God, no! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
305. You stop it!
You're gonna make me pee!Copy !req
306. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
307. Cut it out!Copy !req
308. How about there? You ticklish there?Copy !req
309. Harley Quinn reporting for duty, sir!Copy !req
310. I was, uh... Was just about to call you.Copy !req
311. Meet you at the car!Copy !req
312. Did you get what you needed?Copy !req
313. Well, yeah.Copy !req
314. Ivy's whereabouts, of course.
That's what you meant. Uh, no, not yet.Copy !req
315. Like you never
made out with a super-villain.Copy !req
316. So, here's how
it's gonna work, Dynamic Duo.Copy !req
317. Nobody knows Ivy like I know Ivy.Copy !req
318. Now, I can help you find her,Copy !req
319. but you're gonna let me talk some sense
into her before you come in swingin'.Copy !req
320. And then, when this whole thing is over,Copy !req
321. you're gonna put in
a good word for me with the parole board,Copy !req
322. tell 'em what a fine, upstanding citizen
I am, etcetera, etcetera.Copy !req
323. Hmm...Copy !req
324. No.Copy !req
325. What the what?
But... I mean, aren't you gonna...Copy !req
326. - Don't you need...
- I don't make deals with psychopaths.Copy !req
327. Sociopath!Copy !req
328. So-ci-o-path!Copy !req
329. Jeez, why does everybody
always get that wrong?Copy !req
330. If you aren't willing to
agree to my terms, why should I help you?Copy !req
331. You'll help us or the rest of the world
will cease to exist.Copy !req
332. As insane as you are, you enjoy living.Copy !req
333. How about just a little something
to sweeten the deal?Copy !req
334. Spa day?
Autographed picture for my little cousin?Copy !req
335. He's real sick.Copy !req
336. Okay, fine, whatever. You're the boss.Copy !req
337. Wait, she's coming with us?Copy !req
338. Is that really a good idea?Copy !req
339. It's not my first choice,Copy !req
340. but we can't afford
to let her out of our sight.Copy !req
341. She might tip off Ivy that we're onto her.Copy !req
342. Yeah, dangerous loony over here,
never know what she's gonna do!Copy !req
343. Here, there's a little trick to it.Copy !req
344. Hey, watch the hands, Buster Brown!Copy !req
345. Sorry, I was just...Copy !req
346. Jeez, 20 minutes of naughty fun-time
and they think they own you.Copy !req
347. I wasn't... I was just trying to-Copy !req
348. Look, maybe I'll call you sometime, okay?Copy !req
349. Like, when I'm
outta batteries or something.Copy !req
350. Based on Goldblum's
area of expertise,Copy !req
351. Woodrue and Ivy's ideological profiles,Copy !req
352. and the S.T.A.R. Labs break-in,Copy !req
353. there's only one conclusion.Copy !req
354. They're going to synthesize the formula
that created Swamp Thing,Copy !req
355. convert it into a fast-spreading virus
and save the worldCopy !req
356. by turning humanity
into animal/plant hybrids.Copy !req
357. What! Ew!Copy !req
358. Look, don't get me wrong,
I ain't no racist.Copy !req
359. I mean, some of
my best friends are plant people.Copy !req
360. Well, on the bright side, at least
they aren't actually killing anyone.Copy !req
361. Perhaps not intentionally.Copy !req
362. Here we go.Copy !req
363. It's bad enough if they succeed
and we all live as plant people.Copy !req
364. But that's not even
the worst-case scenario.Copy !req
365. If any part of their plan is off
even a slight bit, within weeks,Copy !req
366. days, maybe...Copy !req
367. We could be looking at
the extinction of all life on the planet.Copy !req
368. Jeepers.Copy !req
369. But wait a minute,
why do they need the Holland formula?Copy !req
370. Why not just
make the virus from themselves?Copy !req
371. It's a shortcut.Copy !req
372. Reverse-engineering their own DNA
could take years, maybe decades.Copy !req
373. Neither of them
was ever fully human to begin with.Copy !req
374. She's a natural mutationCopy !req
375. and he's an exiled dryad
from another dimension.Copy !req
376. "Exiled dryad from... " You're shittin' me!Copy !req
377. We've seen weirder things.Copy !req
378. Harley, we just need you
to help us find Ivy. That's all.Copy !req
379. - We'll handle the rest.
- No problem.Copy !req
380. I know this guy,
one of Ivy's top henchmen,Copy !req
381. probably still tight with her.Copy !req
382. And he's... Oh, my God! Stop the car!Copy !req
383. - No.
- But it's him!Copy !req
384. - Who?
- That guy!Copy !req
385. Hey, you! Bobby Liebowitz!Copy !req
386. Oh, crap!Copy !req
387. Harley, wait!Copy !req
388. Lousy, stinkin'...Copy !req
389. - Stands me up for senior prom!Copy !req
390. That's enough.Copy !req
391. Dumps me for that shiksa with the big-Copy !req
392. - Sorry, she's off her meds.
- Won't happen again.Copy !req
393. But seriously, dude.
Sounds like you kinda had it coming.Copy !req
394. Made my mother cry!
Was she worth it, douchebag?Copy !req
395. Waited 10 years to get that-Copy !req
396. I was just-Copy !req
397. But-Copy !req
398. He-Copy !req
399. Pull a stupid stunt like that againCopy !req
400. and I'm dumping you off
at the nearest police station.Copy !req
401. Oh, big whoop.Copy !req
402. "You're livin' under
my roof. You play by my rules. "Copy !req
403. Is that it?Copy !req
404. Newsflash, gruesome, you ain't my dad!Copy !req
405. This isn't a game, Harley!Copy !req
406. I need you to
stay focused on the job at hand.Copy !req
407. Focus-shmocus!Copy !req
408. You know, I'm starting to
re-think this whole deal.Copy !req
409. Here I am helping you guys out,
pro-boner I might add,Copy !req
410. and you gotta go
and get all mega control-freaky on me.Copy !req
411. "Do this, don't do that. Sit up straight.
Brush after every meal.Copy !req
412. "Don't bite your toenails.Copy !req
413. "Keep your knees together
when you're wearing a dress. "Copy !req
414. Harley, there are lives at stake!Copy !req
415. Oh, my God!Copy !req
416. Yeah, yeah, the whole world's
going to plotz! I get it, I get it!Copy !req
417. You think I'm just some dizzy airhead
that don't know nothin'.Copy !req
418. Do you know what I am?Copy !req
419. My punishment
for dropping out of med school.Copy !req
420. Wrong! I'm the answer
to all your prayers, pally.Copy !req
421. Take the Donnenfeld Expressway
to Bludhaven.Copy !req
422. Come on. Trust me this time.Copy !req
423. Okay, you really
want to stop the car this time.Copy !req
424. Those Hawkgirl spicy wings
I had at Super-BabesCopy !req
425. are doing a tango in my tummy.Copy !req
426. Seriously, I'm dying back here.Copy !req
427. Fine.Copy !req
428. - Holy-
- It's not so bad.Copy !req
429. Smells like... Discipline.Copy !req
430. Oh, man!Copy !req
431. Batman, I'm begging you.Copy !req
432. I'll give you 10 bucks if you floor it
and don't look back.Copy !req
433. I know, it looks like a total dump,
but trust me, it is a total dump.Copy !req
434. Howsomever, all the cool hench-people
hang out here.Copy !req
435. Betcha dollars to donuts
Shrubby's inside.Copy !req
436. Guy just loves to dance!Copy !req
437. I have nightmares like this.Copy !req
438. Not sure just how welcome we are here.Copy !req
439. Oh, relax, you'll fit right in.Copy !req
440. Try to look
a little less stick-up-your-assy.Copy !req
441. Oh, look, I was right! There's Shrubby!Copy !req
442. Hey, Shrubby!Copy !req
443. Be right back.Copy !req
444. Long time no see, Shrubby.Copy !req
445. You still got the moves, Shrub.Copy !req
446. Milk for the gentleman.Copy !req
447. I gotta do somethin' for Shrubby
or there's no deal.Copy !req
448. Hey, buddy, watch this!Copy !req
449. No, man, don't do it!Copy !req
450. Wait.Copy !req
451. Happy?Copy !req
452. Thanks a heap, Shrub.Copy !req
453. I got it, let's go.Copy !req
454. You put a lot of our buddies
in the slammer, Bat-fink.Copy !req
455. Only way you're getting out of hereCopy !req
456. is in a black plastic bag
with a zipper up the front.Copy !req
457. - A body bag.
- He knows what it is!Copy !req
458. Okay, boys...Copy !req
459. Let's dance.Copy !req
460. See, that was fun, right?Copy !req
461. Go ahead, Watchtower.Copy !req
462. Hey, Bats, it's Booster.
Got your emergency alert.Copy !req
463. Hey, the thing is, most of
our heavy hitters are out near Rigel,Copy !req
464. trying to stop a rogue comet,
or a black hole or something.Copy !req
465. And a bunch of 'em are
at that christening at Aquaman's place,Copy !req
466. and you know
the reception down there kinda sucks.Copy !req
467. I only got a handful of guys
here on stand-by.Copy !req
468. I could send... Let's see...Copy !req
469. Black Condor?Copy !req
470. Elongated Man?Copy !req
471. Triumph?Copy !req
472. Bloodwynd?Copy !req
473. Or I could just come down myself,
give you guys a hand.Copy !req
474. Not much goin' on up here,
and the foosball table's still busted.Copy !req
475. That's all right, Booster.
Thanks anyway. We'll make do.Copy !req
476. You sure? 'Cause it's no problem.
B'wana Beast can totally cover for me.Copy !req
477. Sorry, Booster. Going under
some high-tension wires.Copy !req
478. That sounds like paper.Copy !req
479. Over and out.Copy !req
480. That was too close.Copy !req
481. We got any of them fries left?Copy !req
482. You're just going to feel
a bit of pressure here, little fellow.Copy !req
483. Everything's going to be just fine.Copy !req
484. It's working.Copy !req
485. He's stable!Copy !req
486. Look how beautiful you are!Copy !req
487. Come to mama, cutie pie.Copy !req
488. It works. It works!Copy !req
489. This is no ordinary leafy mouse,
but a harbinger of the new age!Copy !req
490. The dead, grinding factories of manCopy !req
491. will be replaced
by cathedrals of mighty redwoods!Copy !req
492. A verdant, green, life-covered EarthCopy !req
493. - will burst forth with-Copy !req
494. Ew!Copy !req
495. "Subject response, negative. "Copy !req
496. Why isn't it working?Copy !req
497. He's faking! He's not even trying!Copy !req
498. Your persuasion kiss has worn off!Copy !req
499. He's still under my control.Copy !req
500. Harold, tell us what went wrong.Copy !req
501. This is an incredibly complex azeotrope.Copy !req
502. The virus conversion of the formula
works perfectly on paper.Copy !req
503. There are literally millions of variables
that could be corrupting the process.Copy !req
504. Take a guess, meat bag.Copy !req
505. Well, guessing is hardly scientific,Copy !req
506. but I suspect it may have something to doCopy !req
507. with the fact that we've been
using plain old swamp waterCopy !req
508. from nearby Slaughter Swamp
for our experiments.Copy !req
509. No, what we needCopy !req
510. is the precise bio-nutrients and chemicals
from the water at the exact placeCopy !req
511. where the Swamp Thing was created.Copy !req
512. The Weinwright Swamp in Louisiana.Copy !req
513. Oh, for God's sake,
what a pain in the ass.Copy !req
514. No, Pamela, no.
It's perfect, don't you see?Copy !req
515. The lagoon feeds
directly into the Gulf of Mexico,Copy !req
516. where the Gulf Stream currents will
carry the virus into the Greater AtlanticCopy !req
517. and then the world!Copy !req
518. Mother Earth's salvation, ground zero!Copy !req
519. I said it last time.Copy !req
520. - Your turn.
- It's over, Ivy.Copy !req
521. Harley?Copy !req
522. Hiya, Red.Copy !req
523. You're with them?Copy !req
524. Oh, Harl...Copy !req
525. Come on, Pammie, what are you doing?Copy !req
526. You really going to
change us all into plants?Copy !req
527. You know I don't look good in green.Copy !req
528. I'm sorry, Harley,
but there's no other way.Copy !req
529. Humankind have had their chance.Copy !req
530. And you've had yours!Copy !req
531. Oh, gross!Copy !req
532. Jason, the work!Copy !req
533. What's happening?Copy !req
534. He's waking up.
I need to keep him hypnotized.Copy !req
535. Mmm, no.Copy !req
536. Occam's razor.Copy !req
537. Red! You can't leave me here, Pammie!
You know my skin. I burn easy!Copy !req
538. That idiot meat-skank
betrayed you, Pamela!Copy !req
539. She is your worst enemy!
Leave her to her fate!Copy !req
540. Nightwing?Copy !req
541. Nightwing?Copy !req
542. Over here.Copy !req
543. You okay?Copy !req
544. My ears are going to be
ringing for a week,Copy !req
545. but no broken bones. Ow!Copy !req
546. I think.Copy !req
547. Where's Harley?Copy !req
548. Shh, it's okay. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
549. - Just hang in there, Doc.Copy !req
550. Look, here's Batman.
He'll fix you right up. Sure he will.Copy !req
551. Don't pull it out.Copy !req
552. Lift his head up.Copy !req
553. Loui...Copy !req
554. Siana...Copy !req
555. - Don't try to talk. It's okay-
- No.Copy !req
556. Must...Copy !req
557. They need swamp water.Copy !req
558. Complete...Copy !req
559. Process...Copy !req
560. - We're losing him.Copy !req
561. - It's okay, Doc. You did good.Copy !req
562. You did real good.Copy !req
563. We'll take it from here.Copy !req
564. Hey, Doc.Copy !req
565. When you get to heaven,
you should look up my bubbie.Copy !req
566. Fran Quinzel.Copy !req
567. She's super nice.
I think you two would really hit it off.Copy !req
568. It was wrong.Copy !req
569. We shouldn't have left them there.
Not in the flames. What if she-Copy !req
570. Died? Good.Copy !req
571. She's on the wrong side of this, Ivy.Copy !req
572. Don't tell me you're getting cold feet?Copy !req
573. No! I just...Copy !req
574. Never mind.Copy !req
575. Safe to say, we are thoroughly screwed.Copy !req
576. They're bound to have all the airports
and train stations covered by now.Copy !req
577. I could maybe disguise myself
and squeak through the cordon, but you?Copy !req
578. Well, it was a nice dream while it last...
Is that a yam?Copy !req
579. A very special yam, yes.Copy !req
580. With certain unique properties.Copy !req
581. I removed half a dozen of these tubers
from Swamp Thing's corpse a few years agoCopy !req
582. while he was temporarily deceased.Copy !req
583. This is my last one. I've been
saving it for just such an occasion.Copy !req
584. Not hungry.Copy !req
585. Eat.Copy !req
586. It's frozen.Copy !req
587. Eat.Copy !req
588. More.Copy !req
589. Ugh! It tastes awful.Copy !req
590. Whoa.Copy !req
591. Take my hand.Copy !req
592. What the...Copy !req
593. Relax.Copy !req
594. Concentrate on our destination.Copy !req
595. Become one with the Green.Copy !req
596. With the Green...Copy !req
597. Silly me. Almost forgot.Copy !req
598. Oh, man, I'm beat.Copy !req
599. How you doin', Nightwig?Copy !req
600. Oh, right. Nightwing. Sorry.Copy !req
601. It's like that thing,
when you can't rememberCopy !req
602. if it's supposed to
be "their" with "E-I-R"Copy !req
603. or "they're" with "Y-apostrophe-R-E".Copy !req
604. You know you got a 50/50 chance
of getting it right,Copy !req
605. but somehow, you always pick the wrong...Copy !req
606. Anyhow.Copy !req
607. Sorry.Copy !req
608. Forget it.Copy !req
609. Yeah?Copy !req
610. So, we're good?Copy !req
611. Sure.Copy !req
612. The police are setting up roadblocks,Copy !req
613. covering the airports,
bus terminals, train stations.Copy !req
614. Sarge Steel is calling in
the FBI and the National Guard.Copy !req
615. - What about us?
- We're headed to Louisiana, fast.Copy !req
616. The GPS coordinates
for the Holland lab are locked in.Copy !req
617. Saddle up.Copy !req
618. Thanks for your help.Copy !req
619. Hey, now, wait just a goddamn minute!Copy !req
620. That's it? You got what you wanted,
now you're just gonna dump me?Copy !req
621. Like Nightwig over here, Captain-Kirk-in'
me for info, and then...Copy !req
622. See ya later, toots?Copy !req
623. Hey, you were the one who...
And I never...Copy !req
624. You need me, Batman!Copy !req
625. Uh-huh. That's right. You need me!Copy !req
626. You saw how tough plant guy is,Copy !req
627. tossing you guys around
like raggedy-dolls!Copy !req
628. If he kicks your butts again, then what?Copy !req
629. You think you're gonna be
able to sweet-talk IvyCopy !req
630. into giving up her diabolical plan?Copy !req
631. Huh, Mr. Smoothie? 'Cause I gotta tell ya,
your line ain't that great!Copy !req
632. - And besides-
- Enough.Copy !req
633. I can't trust you.Copy !req
634. But I thought...Copy !req
635. I mean, we-Copy !req
636. You're the walking definition
of loose cannon, Harley.Copy !req
637. For all I know,
you might decide at the last minuteCopy !req
638. that Ivy's plan doesn't sound
so cock-eyed after all,Copy !req
639. because the wind changed direction,
or because it's Thursday.Copy !req
640. - But...
- I can't risk it.Copy !req
641. The stakes are way too high.Copy !req
642. - But...
- But what?Copy !req
643. But I'll never survive
the veggie apocalypse!Copy !req
644. Once, I begged my mom for a cat,Copy !req
645. but I left the back door open one day
and it ran away.Copy !req
646. And then I begged her for a hamster
and I forgot to feed it for like...Copy !req
647. A month!Copy !req
648. So then... Then she said that
maybe I could have a plant,Copy !req
649. so she got me this itty-bitty fern
in this cute little yellow pot and...Copy !req
650. I forgot...Copy !req
651. to water it!Copy !req
652. Well, what if I forget to water myself?Copy !req
653. Oh, please, Mr. Kinda-scary
but-actually-really-nice Batman,Copy !req
654. please let me come with you!Copy !req
655. I can make Ivy change her mind and
give up her diabolical plan with Tree Guy!Copy !req
656. I know I can! We're pals!
Yeah, good pals!Copy !req
657. Like Jack and Jill, or pork and beans!Copy !req
658. Please! Please!Copy !req
659. You know, you're always saying,
"Have a contingency plan. "Copy !req
660. So...Copy !req
661. Your Plan B is Harley Quinn?Copy !req
662. God help us.Copy !req
663. Probably should've mentioned
I sometimes get a little airsick...Copy !req
664. Gettin' eaten alive out here.Copy !req
665. Oh, thank God, can I have some of that?Copy !req
666. It's concentrated sulfuric acid.
A super-dehydrating agent.Copy !req
667. All of the crazy crap
you got stuffed into that belt,Copy !req
668. and you didn't think to bring bug spray?Copy !req
669. To a frickin' swamp?Copy !req
670. Um...Copy !req
671. What are ya good for? Hmm?Copy !req
672. You're probably just low on Vitamin B.Copy !req
673. Never mind!Copy !req
674. Some Boy Scout you turned out to be.Copy !req
675. Ow!Copy !req
676. I can't see how
they could have gotten here ahead of us.Copy !req
677. With the airports
and train stations locked down?Copy !req
678. Probably not.Copy !req
679. But supervillains
do tend to be very resourceful.Copy !req
680. All I know is, if they are here already,
you can bet your tushyCopy !req
681. Ivy's turned some of these bushes
and trees into monster watchdogs.Copy !req
682. Like Little Shop of Horrors on steroids.Copy !req
683. No foolin', one time
she turned my stinkin' lollipop stickCopy !req
684. into a three-headed snake-twig thingy.Copy !req
685. While it was still in my mouth!Copy !req
686. Haven't had a lollipop since.Copy !req
687. - What?Copy !req
688. What you said before.Copy !req
689. I keep thinking about
Plant Guy ridin' on the subway.Copy !req
690. In a trench coat and hat, like some kinda
7- foot-tall flasher all made outta celery.Copy !req
691. Guess they're definitely here then.Copy !req
692. They're coming.Copy !req
693. I can feel it.Copy !req
694. Would you please stop fidgeting?
I really need to concentrate.Copy !req
695. Just hurry.Copy !req
696. Almost done. One last step.Copy !req
697. Look out! Ivy trap!Copy !req
698. Come on. This way.Copy !req
699. Harley!Copy !req
700. What are you doing?Copy !req
701. Just what you expected me to do. Sucker.Copy !req
702. Because it's Thursday.Copy !req
703. Harley?Copy !req
704. Hiya, sweetie! Look, sorry about before.Copy !req
705. I had to make these jerks think
I was on their sideCopy !req
706. so I could bring 'em here
and wrap 'em up for ya,Copy !req
707. so you can get on with your plan!Copy !req
708. Nice, huh?Copy !req
709. Pammie, honey,
you gotta give up this crazy plan.Copy !req
710. It's really, really nutzoid. Please don't
turn us all into veggie people.Copy !req
711. Gotta be another way.
You're tampering with thingsCopy !req
712. man was never meant to know.
I'm sure I could put inCopy !req
713. a good word for you at your trial,
'cause after all,Copy !req
714. your heart's in the right place,
even if you did kill all those people.Copy !req
715. But please give up your plan,
Pammie, sweetie, honey, baby.Copy !req
716. Please, please, please give up your plan!Copy !req
717. What? No! Harley, the Earth is dying.
I'm not destroying the world!Copy !req
718. I'm saving it!Copy !req
719. Saving it from the takers and the users.Copy !req
720. We've been surrounded
by men like that all our lives.Copy !req
721. But we can change them.Copy !req
722. Trim them.
Shape them like a good gardener.Copy !req
723. I don't want to do it. I have to do it.Copy !req
724. Well, you can't blame a girl for tryin'.Copy !req
725. Concentrated weed-killer.Copy !req
726. I always keep some on hand
since the lollipop incident.Copy !req
727. I thought we were friends!Copy !req
728. Red, friends don't let friends
kill seven billion people.Copy !req
729. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
730. - You really are an idiot, Harley.Copy !req
731. We could've changed the world,
but you're too dumb to see that.Copy !req
732. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
733. Smart enough to take away
your spankin' stick.Copy !req
734. Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
735. No. That is cool.Copy !req
736. You suck.Copy !req
737. Seriously, Pammie,
your plan is totally bat-shit bonkers!Copy !req
738. They're killing our world!
What else can I do?Copy !req
739. I don't know.
Vote Democrat, give money to Greenpeace.Copy !req
740. That's for saving whales, moron!Copy !req
741. Whatever!Copy !req
742. Anything's better than turning us all
into walkin' brussels sprouts!Copy !req
743. I can do this all night.Copy !req
744. I don't have that kind of time.Copy !req
745. No fair!Copy !req
746. That's it? The virus?Copy !req
747. The solution.Copy !req
748. To all the world's problems.Copy !req
749. One way or another.Copy !req
750. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
751. My God, Pammie.Copy !req
752. You haven't even tested it yet, have you?
Have you?Copy !req
753. Batman said that if you get
just one teensy weensy thing wrong,Copy !req
754. you could wind up
killing everything on the planet.Copy !req
755. Everything, Pammie.
Plants, people, animals.Copy !req
756. Everything.Copy !req
757. It doesn't matter.
Earth will die anyway if I don't act.Copy !req
758. I'm sorry, Harley,
but I have to roll these dice.Copy !req
759. You're gonna make me do it, aren't you?Copy !req
760. Well, when this is all over,
just remember,Copy !req
761. I gave you a chance.Copy !req
762. What are... No.Copy !req
763. That's right, sweetie.Copy !req
764. The nuclear option.Copy !req
765. You promised me you'd never...Copy !req
766. Harley, I'm warning you.Copy !req
767. Don't you dare!Copy !req
768. I hate you so much.Copy !req
769. Works every time. Phew!Copy !req
770. Holy crap!Copy !req
771. Pamela, have you-Copy !req
772. So, this is where
your true allegiance lies.Copy !req
773. With the cancerous meat.Copy !req
774. We can't do this, Jason.Copy !req
775. If we've made one miscalculation,
the whole Earth will die.Copy !req
776. A small risk.
And one I'm more than willing to take.Copy !req
777. Well, I'm not.Copy !req
778. Pity.Copy !req
779. Get him, Red!Copy !req
780. The plant world belongs to me!Copy !req
781. Red!Copy !req
782. Okay, fugly.Copy !req
783. You just bought yourself
a first-class beatin'.Copy !req
784. At last.Copy !req
785. Humanity's lunatic reign is over!Copy !req
786. No longer will this beautiful Earth
be ravaged by poison and ignorance.Copy !req
787. No more will this be
a world of screaming meat!Copy !req
788. Is... Is that...Copy !req
789. Yes.Copy !req
790. Swamp Thing.Copy !req
791. Jason Woodrue.Copy !req
792. The Earth has indeed suffered
at the hands of mankind.Copy !req
793. However,Copy !req
794. this is not the way to right the wrongs
done to Mother Gaea.Copy !req
795. Though your cause is just,Copy !req
796. your actions have upset
the balance in the Green.Copy !req
797. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
798. Yes!Copy !req
799. Watch, bet you he's gonna turn Plant Guy
into a stump or somethin'.Copy !req
800. But it is not my place to judge.Copy !req
801. Wait, what?Copy !req
802. All will be as it will be.Copy !req
803. I return now to the Parliament of Trees,Copy !req
804. to seek the hidden truths
at the center of eternity.Copy !req
805. No, no, no! Don't go!Copy !req
806. To know unknowable natureCopy !req
807. in all its infinite splendors.Copy !req
808. Screw unknowable nature! Kick his butt!Copy !req
809. Farewell.Copy !req
810. Well, that was a big-ass
bucket of nothing!Copy !req
811. - Now what?
- There must be a way.Copy !req
812. - I got-
- We've tried everything!Copy !req
813. - The sonic disrupter barely fazed him!
- What about-Copy !req
814. And the bio-feedback Batarangs
didn't do squat!Copy !req
815. - Guys!
What?Copy !req
816. Look, you're pros here and all, but...Copy !req
817. Well, he's all leafy and everything.Copy !req
818. Anybody got a match?Copy !req
819. Aw, shucks.Copy !req
820. After my wife ran off
with the pizza delivery guy,Copy !req
821. my OCD started flaring up again
really bad.Copy !req
822. I've been getting up
six or seven times a night,Copy !req
823. making sure
the windows and doors are locked.Copy !req
824. My boss is on my case all the time
about my productivity,Copy !req
825. since I have a hard time peeing anywhere
but my home bathroom.Copy !req
826. I lost my wife,Copy !req
827. now I may lose my job, my house, my cats,Copy !req
828. my collection of vintage toasters
and vacuum cleaners.Copy !req
829. If I can't get this problem under control,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
830. It sounds to me
like you're a little bit blue.Copy !req
831. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
832. And that part about you being wee-wee shy,
oh, that's rough.Copy !req
833. I had this cellmate at Arkham
with the same problem.Copy !req
834. I says to her, "Sugar, we got a glass wall
and a toilet in the middle of the floor.Copy !req
835. "Urine trouble!"Copy !req
836. Can you help me?Copy !req
837. 'Course I can, silly.Copy !req
838. I'm a regular Dr. Quinn,
Medicine Person, ain't I?Copy !req
839. I am legally required to remind you
that my doctorate is purely honorary,Copy !req
840. and I am not a currently-accredited
mental health professional.Copy !req
841. Okay.Copy !req
842. Well, Wessie. Okay if I call you "Wessie"?Copy !req
843. - I... I don't really like-
- Well, Wessie,Copy !req
844. you could clearly benefit from therapy.
I know I did.Copy !req
845. But one thing I learned is that
you never get the most out of stuffCopy !req
846. when it's just handed to you.
You gotta earn it. Right, everybody?Copy !req
847. - Now, as everybody knows,Copy !req
848. the road to mental wellness
is paved with pitfalls.Copy !req
849. But all you gotta do is make it
to that finish line way over thereCopy !req
850. to win a full year of therapy
from a real, honest-to-goodness shrink.Copy !req
851. Come on, don't be like that.
I got faith in you, Wessie.Copy !req
852. Time to turn your life aroundCopy !req
853. and start feeling good
about yourself again.Copy !req
854. On your mark, get set,Copy !req
855. get healthy!Copy !req
856. You have to look through the rain
to see the rainbow.Copy !req
857. You'll find love when you stop lookin'.Copy !req
858. - Hang in there, baby!Copy !req
859. It takes more muscles to frown
than it does to smile.Copy !req
860. Aw... Ain't that a shame?Copy !req
861. Wendel is headed back
to his crummy house and all those catsCopy !req
862. without getting the help
he so desperately needs.Copy !req
863. Oh, well, that's it for today's show.
Till next time, folks.Copy !req
864. Be good to yourselves.Copy !req
865. 'Cause everyone else in the world
is probably out to get you.Copy !req
866. Bye-bye!Copy !req
867. English - SDHCopy !req