1. Thank you. Hi. I'd like to go to the Adelphi Hotel.
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2. - Excuse me. - I'm sorry. This is my cab.
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3. I was here first!
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4. Oh, God.
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6. Taxi!
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12. Put that away. We'll look like tourists.
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13. Hi, honey.
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14. We'll never get a cab. Let's cut over to Seventh.
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16. Hey, mister. Give me a dollar.
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17. - Come on. - How about it? One dollar.
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19. Come on! Up here.
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20. Hey, lady...
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22. Hey, all right.
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23. American Express card.
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24. "Don't leave home without it."
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25. Get out of here.
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26. Let's beat it, man. I don't like it up here.
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27. What, are you scared of heights?
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28. I don't know. After what happened to Johnny Gobs...
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29. Look, man, Johnny Gobs got ripped and took a walk off a roof. No big loss.
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30. No, man, that ain't what I heard at all.
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31. I heard that the Bat got him.
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32. The Bat? Give me a break, will you?
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33. Five stories. Straight down. There wasn't no blood in the body.
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34. No shit. It was all over the pavement.
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35. - I'm getting out of here, man. - Shut up, man. Listen to me.
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36. There ain't no Bat.
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37. You shouldn't have turned the gun on that kid.
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38. You want your cut of this money or not? Now shut up! Shut up.
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39. Don't kill me!
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40. Don't kill me! man.
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41. Don't kill me!
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42. I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor.
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43. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
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44. What are you?
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45. I'm Batman.
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46. Across this nation...
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47. the words "Gotham City" are synonymous with crime.
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48. Our streets are overrun, our public officials are helpless.
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49. As mayor, I promise to root out the source of this corruption...
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50. Boss Carl Grissom.
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51. Now, our new District Attorney, Harvey Dent...
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53. Harvey
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54. Thank you.
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55. Thank you, Mayor Borg. Thank you.
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56. People of Gotham City...
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57. I'm a man of few words.
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58. But those words will count, and so will my actions.
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59. Police Commissioner Gordon has informed me...
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60. that he has targeted those businesses...
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61. suspected of fronting for the syndicate in this city.
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62. Before the week is out...
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63. we are going to knock down their doors...
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64. and shed the light of the law on that nest of vipers.
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65. Together, we can make this city safe for decent people.
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66. Decent people shouldn't live here.
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67. They'd be happier someplace else.
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68. Pretty tough talk about Carl.
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69. Don't worry about it.
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70. If this clown could touch Grissom, I'd have handed him his lungs by now.
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71. If Grissom knew about us...
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74. He's a tired old man. He can't run this city without me.
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75. And besides...
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79. I didn't ask.
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81. No. Let me guess.
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83. That's it. What are they seeing up there?
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89. That's what, eight sightings now in just under a month?
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91. Sorry, Knox. These two slipped on a banana peel.
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92. I'm telling you, man, a giant bat!
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96. Lieutenant, every punk in this town is scared stiff.
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99. - They say... - I say you're full of shit, Knox.
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101. Is there a 6-foot bat in Gotham City?
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103. And if so, what's he pulling down, after taxes?
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104. Brought you a little snack, Eckhardt.
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105. - Why don't you broadcast it? - Shut up and listen.
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106. Harvey Dent has been sniffing around one of our front companies.
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107. That's my territory. If there's a problem, I deal with it.
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108. Your problems are our problems.
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109. I answer to Grissom, not to psychos.
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110. Why, Eckhardt, you ought to think about the future.
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111. You mean when you run the show? You ain't got no future, Jack.
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112. You're an A-1 nut-boy, and Grissom knows it.
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113. Better be sure.
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114. See?
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115. You can make a good decision when you try.
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116. Where you been spending your nights?
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117. I don't care how deeply in debt this festival is, I want a parade.
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118. I want hot dogs, balloons, the whole schemer.
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119. We're gonna celebrate this 200th anniversary proudly and publicly.
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120. We may be celebrating in bankruptcy court.
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121. This festival's $250,000 in the red and we haven't seen one balloon.
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122. You fill this square with people, and the businesses will come back here.
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123. I think a lot of people might stay away, Mayor. They're scared.
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124. They won't be scared when you get Grissom in that courthouse.
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125. I promised that, remember?
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126. Welcome, Count Dracula.
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127. - Had any sightings of Bigfoot lately? - Hey, Knox...
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128. - they buried your story on the Batman. - That's what they do to garbage.
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129. This is Pulitzer Prize stuff, guys.
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130. Hey, Knox. I got something for you.
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131. Very funny. You should have a little bit more gore under the fangs, though.
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132. What a dick.
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133. Hello, legs.
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134. I'm reading your stuff.
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135. Well, I'm reading yours.
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136. Hi, I'm Vicki Vale.
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137. Yeah, photographer. Vogue, Cosmo. Yeah.
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138. Listen, if you want me to pose nude, you're gonna need a long lens.
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139. Actually, I was in the Corto Maltese.
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140. A girl could get hurt doing this stuff.
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142. I'm here to see some of the wildlife in Gotham City.
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143. Wildlife? Like what?
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145. - Who sent you? - Nobody, really.
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147. I like bats.
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149. My pictures, your words. Pulitzer Prize material. Just think.
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150. Okay, you're a visionary. You're also the only one who believes me.
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151. I need something tangible.
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152. Gordon's got a file on this. I can't even get him on the phone.
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153. Bruce Wayne's benefit. He'll be there, right?
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154. Yeah. I don't seem to be on the guest list. No.
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155. Yes. Yes.
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156. Yes. Vale, will you marry me?
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157. - No. - Will you buy me lunch?
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158. - Maybe. - I eat light.
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159. Say this...
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160. son of a bitch...
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162. What kind of damage are we looking at?
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163. If he ties us in with Axis Chemicals, we're dead and buried.
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164. We should move immediately.
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165. I say we break into the place...
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167. and make off with the records and say it was industrial espionage.
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168. Smart thinking. That's the way to go. In fact...
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169. I'd like you to handle this operation personally.
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170. Me?
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173. That's all, gentlemen. Thank you.That's all.
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174. Carl...
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179. I need someone I can trust.
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180. You are my number one guy.
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181. Now...
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184. My friend...
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186. Police Department.
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187. Get me Lt. Eckhardt.
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188. Can I help you, sir?
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189. Thanks. Thank you very much. That's very nice of you.
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190. Here you go.
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191. - Good evening, ma'am. - A little crowded.
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194. I'm not sure.
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195. Thanks anyway.
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196. Yeah
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197. Thank you.
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198. Oh, certainly.
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199. Bet!
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200. Eight. I can make that eight.
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201. - I can make that eight. - Place your bets, please.
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202. Commissioner! Mrs. Gordon, you look lovely.
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204. That's not true, is it?
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205. Knox, for the ninth time, there is no Bat.
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207. Would you confirm him? Be straight with me, Commissioner.
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208. - How you making out? - Not good at all.
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209. Mr. Dent, I love that tie.
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210. We were discussing the pros and cons of winged vigilantes. What's your stand?
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211. Mr. Knox, we have enough problems in this city...
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213. Pardon me, but that's not a denial.
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217. - Robert, what's up? - Anonymous tip.
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218. Napier's cleaning out Axis Chemicals.
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219. Why wasn't I told about this? Who's in charge?
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222. Commissioner Gordon?
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228. He probably does it to get chicks. They like him for his big charity balls.
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229. Don't leave out his very large bankroll.
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230. Now, remember, the more they've got, the less they're worth.
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232. Check this out. He must have been King of the Wicker People.
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234. I have no idea.
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237. Because I bought it in Japan.
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238. - Who are you? - Sorry. Bruce Wayne.
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240. I read your work. I like it a lot.
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241. Thanks. Can I have a grant?
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242. - Vicki Vale. - Hi.
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243. - Bruce Wayne. - Are you sure?
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244. Yeah, this time.
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245. I've seen your photographs from Corto Maltese, haven't I?
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246. Right.
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247. You've got a wonderful eye.
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249. This is an amazing house. I'd like to shoot it sometime if you...
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251. Sure. Go ahead.
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252. Open, what, six? Six?
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253. - Six is good. - Okay.
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254. That's great, six, thanks.
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256. I'd love to. I'm intrigued by Alex's giant bat stories.
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258. That's a little bit light after the war in Corto Maltese, isn't it?
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259. - What do you do for a living? - Well, I'm involved...
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260. Sir, Commissioner Gordon was compelled to leave.
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261. Okay, thank you.
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262. Very unexpectedly, sir.
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264. I think perhaps this way, sir.
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265. Yeah
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267. and someone named Mrs. Daley needs a copy of the menu.
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268. And give Knox a grant.
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269. Nice talking with you, Wayne.
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270. The rich...
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271. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.
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272. Look at this mirror.
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274. - Robert, what's up? - Anonymous tip.
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276. If we could put our hands on him, we'd have Grissom.
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278. - Eckhardt, sir. - Oh, my God!
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279. Come on, let's go.
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280. All right. Take a good look. This is the guy.
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281. All right, get a good look.
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282. Shoot to kill. You know what I mean?
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283. All right, let's move out.
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284. We've been ratted out here, boys.
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285. Watch it.
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286. Freeze!
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287. You, left. You take the right. Move it.
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288. What the hell's going on?
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289. What are you trying to do? Blow the collar?
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290. I'm in charge here, not Carl Grissom.
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291. This is Commissioner Gordon. I want him taken alive.
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292. I repeat. Any man who opens fire on Jack Napier will answer to me.
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293. Let me down!
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294. Let me down!
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295. Let me down!
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296. Oh, my God!
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297. He went that way!
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298. See if you can get up on the catwalk on that side.
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299. You take that side. Be careful. Be very careful.
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300. Jesus!
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301. Let him go, or I'll do Gordon!
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302. Nice outfit.
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303. Come on, Jack, let's go!
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304. Come on! Jack!
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305. Eckhardt!
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307. God damn it, we had him.
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308. Hold it right there!
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311. Wait. If there's no Bat, then who dropped this guy, Napier, into the acid?
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312. Suicide? Wait, I want to get this on tape.
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313. Hello?
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314. He hung up. What have you got?
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317. Maybe Batman has some kind of flight pattern or something.
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318. That's all I can think of.
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319. This is very good. I'll tell you what...
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320. tonight, first I'll take you to dinner, then we'll walk the trail.
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321. No can do. I got a date. With Bruce Wayne.
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322. Wayne! Wayne! Oh, no!
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323. How about you?
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324. The guy's a stiff. He's a rich stiff, but you could do much better.
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325. Thanks for being so concerned. Bye.
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326. How's the soup?
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327. Excuse me?
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328. The soup. How is it?
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329. It's great.
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331. Sure.
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332. Thanks.
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334. - No, it was no problem. - Good.
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336. Yeah.
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337. You want to know the truth, I don't think I've ever been in this room before.
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338. Do you want to get out of here?
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339. Yes.
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340. There was young Master Bruce...
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341. leading his gray pony with me on its back...
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342. like a sack of old potatoes, covered in mud and nursing a sprained ankle.
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343. That was the first and last time I gave him a riding lesson.
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344. I think I've embarrassed him for long enough.
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346. Please, leave everything. I'll tidy up in the morning.
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347. - Good night, miss. - Good night, Alfred.
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348. - Good night, sir. - Good night, Alfred.
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349. He's really wonderful. He loves you a lot.
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353. Yeah, I used to spend summers with him and my grandmother.
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356. - That sounds nice. - Yeah.
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358. Actually, Alfred is my family.
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359. This house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all.
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360. Some of it is very much me.
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363. The dining room isn't.
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364. - Let's see how we did. - Yeah.
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367. Mirror!
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368. You understand that the nerves were completely severed.
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369. You see what I have to work with here.
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370. There's an awful lot of stairs in this place.
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371. My feet are killing me.
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372. Okay.
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375. Why are you afraid of flying?
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377. Who the hell are you?
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378. It's me.
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379. "Sugar bumps."
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380. Jack.
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383. Is that what you heard?
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385. A woman!
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386. You must be insane.
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387. Don't bother.
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388. Your life won't be worth spit!
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389. I've been dead once already.
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391. You should think of it as therapy.
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392. Jack, listen.
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398. And as you can see...
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400. What a day.
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402. It always brings a smile to my face.
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405. Wait till they get a load of me.
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408. Sure. Okay.
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415. Really. I've just got to go out of town on business for a few days.
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416. - Okay, we'll do it when you get back. - All right.
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417. I got to go. I'm late.
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418. Bye.
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419. Jesus.
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420. Alfred.
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421. - It's nice to see you again, ma'am. - Nice to see you, too.
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422. I'll talk to you guys when you get back.
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423. Back, Miss Vale? We're going to be here for quite a while.
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425. Honey...
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427. So, gentlemen, that's how it is. Until Grissom resurfaces...
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428. I'm the acting president.
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429. And I say, starting with this anniversary festival...
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432. Yeah.
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438. If we can't do business, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it.
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440. Yeah
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441. I got a live one here.
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442. There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight
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443. Antoine got a little hot under the collar.
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444. You're crazy.
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445. Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
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446. - Now get out of here! - You heard him. Let's go! Move it!
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448. Let's go, come on. Get out of here.
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449. Move it!
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452. Take your camera.
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454. And, Bob...
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460. Maybe we...
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461. ought to give them a couple of days to think it over.
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462. No?
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463. Grease them now?
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464. Okay.
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465. You are a vicious bastard, Rotelli.
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466. I'm glad you're dead.
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467. I'm glad you're dead.
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468. I'm glad he's dead.
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469. I need that.
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470. I'm losing confidence in you. I thought we were a team.
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471. This wouldn't be a personal issue for you, would it?
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472. I just want you to do your job.
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473. I am doing my job.
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474. Me, too. I'm protecting my partner.
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475. There's nothing in these files. No photos, no histories, no nothing. Who is this guy?
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476. Who cares?
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477. Forget about Bruce Wayne. I'm on to Batman.
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478. They should be out here any second.
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479. I can't wait to hear the explanation for this one.
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480. Here he comes, man.
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481. What is this affidavit you filed?
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482. Grissom gave you all his businesses?
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483. Mr. Grissom asked me, as a personal favor...
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484. to take over the operation of his businesses until he returns.
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485. That's a pretty big favor. You two must have been very close.
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486. Very close.
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487. Did you do a little time together as children?
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488. Our accountants are looking into it. We assure you, the affidavit is legitimate.
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489. I smell fresh ink, guys. You can prove all this?
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490. What am I asking? Of course you can.
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491. We have witnesses. Grissom's signature is perfectly legitimate.
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492. It is legitimate.
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493. I saw it. I was there.
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494. I saw it all.
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495. He reached up with his dead hand...
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496. and signed it in his own blood.
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497. And he did it...with this pen.
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498. Hello, Vinnie. It's your uncle Bingo.
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499. Time to pay the check.
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500. The pen...
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501. is truly mightier than the sword.
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502. Get down!
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503. Doesn't this gang war dampen the city's plans for the 200th anniversary festival?
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504. The festival opens. The police are gonna stop these gangsters.
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505. Mr. Dent, what do you think about the theory...
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506. that the mysterious Batman is a mob enforcer killing these men?
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507. I don't have any comment.
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508. Batman.
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509. Batman.
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510. Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in...
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511. where a man dressed up as a bat...
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512. gets all of my press?
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513. This town needs an enema!
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514. Alfred.
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515. May I have a glass of water?
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516. I'm relieved that you're home, sir.
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517. Miss Vale telephoned. She was rather concerned.
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518. I feel that there's a certain weight that lifts when she is here.
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519. Alfred...
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520. why don't you marry her?
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521. That's not exactly what I had in mind, sir.
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522. No.
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523. I can't go on with that right now.
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524. If not now...
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525. when?
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526. I don't know.
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527. I just found out Jack Napier's still alive.
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528. He's running Grissom's men. I need all the information the police have on him.
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529. - Yes, sir. - Thank you.
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530. Alfred.
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531. She is great, isn't she?
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532. Yes, sir.
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533. - City room, Knox. - Hi.
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534. - I want you to check something out for me. - Sure.
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535. Find out what's so special about the alley at Pearl and Phillips Streets.
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536. - Pearl and Phillips? - Yeah.
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537. You got it.
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538. Okay.
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539. Okay, bye.
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540. Mr. Wayne.
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541. So much to do and so little time.
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542. The photos.
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543. Who's that loss?
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544. It's Knox.
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545. Bad tie. No style.
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546. Stop the press!
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547. - Who is that? - That's Vicki Vale.
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548. She's the photographer who's working with Knox.
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549. That girl has style.
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550. Jesus marimba!
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551. A lovely beast like that running around...
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552. could put steam in a man's strides.
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553. She's dating some guy named Wayne.
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554. She's about to trade up.
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555. It's hard to stay inside the lines.
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556. I'm about...
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557. to get a new girl, Bobby.
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558. I'm of a mind to make some mooky.
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559. - Phone book. - Yes, sir.
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560. So much to do...
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561. and so little time.
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562. Have you shipped a million of those things?
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563. Yes, sir.
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564. Ship them all! We're going to take them out a whole new door!
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565. Ten seconds to transmission.
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566. Five, four...
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567. three, two, one.
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568. Cue music.
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569. Cue Becky.
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570. Good evening. The fashion world was stunned today...
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571. by the sudden deaths of models Candy Walker and Amanda Keeler.
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572. Cause of death has been attributed to a violent allergic reaction...
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573. although authorities have not ruled out the possibility of drug use.
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574. Peter.
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575. And plans continue for the city's 200th birthday...
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576. as Mayor Borg announced today at the unveiling...
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577. This just in.
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578. Three mysterious deaths at a beauty parlor...
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579. At a beauty parlor in Gotham were discovered today.
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580. What the hell's going on?
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581. Becky, this is hardly the...
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582. Becky.
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583. Kill the camera.
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584. This is Rene on the news floor.
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585. I need some paramedics up here now.
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586. New and improved Joker products!
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587. With a new secret ingredient.
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588. Smylex!
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589. What is this?
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590. Now, let's go over...
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591. to our blind taste test.
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592. Love that Joker.
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593. - Where's it coming from? - I don't know.
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594. He don't look happy. He's been using brand X.
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595. But with new and improved Joker brand...
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596. I get a grin again...
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597. and again.
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598. That luscious tan...
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599. those ruby lips...
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600. and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure.
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601. I know what you're saying:
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602. "Where can I get these fine, new items? "
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603. That's the gag. Chances are, you bought them already!
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604. Love that Joker.
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605. So, remember...
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606. put on a happy face.
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607. - The information you requested. - Thank you.
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608. "Jack Napier, assault with a deadly weapon, age 15.
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609. "Results of psychological profile...
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610. "violent mood swings, highly intelligent, emotionally unstable.
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611. "Aptitudes include science, chemistry, and art."
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612. Chemistry.
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613. - Alfred, let's go shopping. - Yes, sir.
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614. Six new deaths, with no clues as to the Joker's deadly weapon.
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615. And what is the pattern?
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616. Foods, alcohol, or beauty and hygiene products?
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617. Cologne, mouthwash, underarm deodorant?
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618. Or worse yet, there may be no pattern.
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619. The search goes on through Gotham's shopping nightmare.
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620. We are going to have a festival if I have to get a shotgun to get people there myself.
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621. Do you hear the words coming out of my mouth? The festival is on!
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622. And you find out what this madman is poisoning us with.
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623. And fast. Do you read me?
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624. We're working on it. I need all the help I can get.
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625. Bruce, hi. It's Vicki.
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626. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna be 10 minutes late to the museum.
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627. I'll see you when I get there. Bye.
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628. Sir, a message from Miss Vale.
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629. She'll be 10 minutes late in meeting you at the museum.
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630. Okay, fine, thank you. Wait a minute, Alfred.
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631. I'm not meeting her today.
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632. Jack, where are you going?
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633. Daddy's going to make some art, darling.
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634. Excuse me. Mr. Wayne's table?
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635. Yes. He hasn't arrived yet.
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636. We have a table waiting.
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637. All right.
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638. Miss Vale, this just arrived for you.
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639. Gentlemen!
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640. Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence.
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641. Give him a shave.
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642. Terence, brush.
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643. The one-dollar bill.
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644. Hold it!
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645. I kind of like this one, Bob. Leave it.
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646. You can take that off now, I think.
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647. You're beautiful in an old-fashioned kind of way.
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648. But I'm sure we can make you more today.
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649. Is that your portfolio?
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650. I'm meeting someone who wants to see my work.
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651. Crap.
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652. Crap.
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653. Crap.
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654. Crap.
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655. Crap...
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656. Now that's good work.
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657. The skulls, the bodies.
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658. You give it such a glow. I don't know if it's art, but I like it.
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659. Let me tell you what I'm thinking about, sweetie.
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660. I was in the bath one day...
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661. when I realized why I was destined for greatness.
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662. You know how concerned people are about appearances.
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663. This is attractive, that is not.
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664. That is all behind me. I now do what other people only dream.
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665. I make art. Until someone dies.
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666. See?
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667. I am the world's first fully-functioning homicidal artist.
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668. What do you want?
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669. My face on the one-dollar bill.
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670. You must be joking.
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671. Do I look like I'm joking?
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672. Well...
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673. Listen.
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674. We mustn't compare ourselves to regular people. We're artists.
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675. For instance, let me challenge you with a little piece I did.
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676. Bob. Alicia.
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677. You will take pictures and record my work.
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678. You will join me in the avant-garde of the new aesthetic.
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679. Jack, you said I could watch you improve the paintings.
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680. I'm in trouble now.
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681. Why is she wearing a mask?
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682. She's just a sketch, really.
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683. Alicia, sit down. Show the lady why you wear the mask.
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684. You see, Miss Vale, Alicia's been made over in line with my new philosophy.
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685. So now, like me...
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686. she is a living work of art.
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687. I'm no Picasso, but do you like it?
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688. It's great.
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689. So, what can I do for you?
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690. A little song, a little dance.
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691. Batman's head on a lance.
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692. Tell me, what do you know about...
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693. I don't know anything about Batman.
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694. Really?
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695. Well, how about a little "you and me"?
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696. You're insane.
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697. I thought I was a Pisces. Come on.
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698. Let's make up. Have a little...
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699. whiff of my posy.
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700. Help me!
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701. I'm melting!
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702. I'm melting! Help me! I'm melting!
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703. Boo.
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704. Hold on.
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705. Where does he get those wonderful toys?
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706. - Get in the car. - Which one?
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707. Let's go.
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708. Shields.
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709. How much do you weigh?
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710. About 108, I think.
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711. Hold on.
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712. See that thing on my belt? Grab it.
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713. Whatever you do, don't let go.
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714. No blood.
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715. Who is this guy?
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716. Check his wallet.
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717. - Wait a minute. - What is that?
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718. Some kind of body armor. He's human after all.
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719. Take off the mask.
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720. Shoot her!
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721. Shields open.
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722. You weigh a little more than 108.
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723. - Really? - Let's go.
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724. Stop.
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725. Where are we going?
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726. Be careful.
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727. Bats.
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728. They're great survivors.
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729. - What is all this? - The police have got it wrong.
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730. They're looking for one product.
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731. The Joker's tainted hundreds of chemicals at the source.
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732. Then whole shipments of products would be poisoned.
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733. And we'd all be dead.
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734. No.
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735. The poison only works when components are mixed. Hairspray won't do it alone.
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736. But hairspray mixed with lipstick and perfume will be toxic, and untraceable.
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737. How did you figure this out?
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738. Take that to the press.
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739. I might have some trouble with that.
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740. A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.
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741. He's psychotic.
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742. Some people say the same thing about you.
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743. What people?
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744. Well, I mean, let's face it.
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745. You're not exactly normal. Are you?
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746. It's not exactly a normal world, is it?
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747. Why did you bring me here?
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748. You could have sent that stuff to the press yourself.
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749. You're right.
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750. There is something else you have that I want.
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751. What?
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752. He took the film.
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753. Yeah.
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754. Where have you been? Are you all right? Do you want me to come on over?
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755. No, Allie.
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756. If I bring something to you, can we make the evening edition?
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757. Just barely. Is it hot?
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758. Yeah, it's real hot.
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759. Yeah, bye.
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760. - Copy! - Yes, sir?
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761. Avoid the following combinations:
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762. Deodorants with baby powder, hairspray, and lipstick.
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763. Safe products are flying in as Gotham City goes on a forced fast.
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764. And all of Gotham is wondering what to make of Batman.
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765. Friend or foe?
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766. I have given a name to my pain...
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767. and it is Batman.
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768. You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob.
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769. We've got a flying mouse to kill...
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770. and I want to clean my claws.
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771. Sir, Miss Vale called again.
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772. Dare I suggest that your present course of action...
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773. might simply strengthen her resolve?
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774. She is quite tenacious.
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775. You're right about that.
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776. And if I may say so, quite special. Perhaps you could try telling her the truth.
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777. Coming.
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778. Hi.
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779. May I come in?
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780. This is a nice apartment.
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781. Lots of space.
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782. Listen, I came over to...
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783. - clear a few things... - I don't know who you think you are!
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784. - You hurt me. - I know.
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785. I called you and I called you. And you lied! You lied about leaving town.
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786. - Let me tell you why. - Let me tell you!
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787. You invited me out, we went to dinner.
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788. I thought we felt something. And I trusted you.
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789. I even slept with you. I can't believe I did that.
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790. Then you wouldn't return my calls. You must be some kind of jerk.
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791. You're a real nice girl and I like you a lot, but right now, shut up.
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792. I have something I have to tell you.
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793. You know how people have different sides to their personality?
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794. Sometimes...
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795. a person will have to actually lead a different life.
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796. Oh, my God, you're married.
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797. No, I'm not married.
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798. You see...
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799. my life is really...
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800. complex.
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801. All right, listen. You know how a normal person gets up and...
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802. goes downstairs...
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803. and eats breakfast...
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804. and kisses somebody good-bye, and goes to...
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805. a job and, you know.
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806. No.
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807. No?
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808. All right, look.
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809. Vicki, what I'm trying to tell you is...
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810. Hey, it's okay.
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811. - You can tell me. - Okay.
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812. What I'm trying to tell you is...
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813. is a ...
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814. - I'll be right back. - All right.
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815. Miss me?
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816. Nice place you got here. Lots of space.
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817. Vicki, we really should have a talk.
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818. I'm very upset.
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819. We were having dinner.
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820. I was a man doing well with a beautiful woman.
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821. And without so much as an apology...
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822. you ran off with that sideshow phony.
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823. You know, Vic...
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824. I've recently had a tragedy in my life.
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825. Alicia...
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826. threw herself out of the window.
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827. Oh, my God.
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828. But...
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829. you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
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830. Well, Ms. Vale...
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831. another rooster in the hen-house?
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832. Take thy beak from out my heart.
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833. Bruce?
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834. Bruce Wayne, n'est-ce pas?
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835. Most of the time.
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836. I know who you are.
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837. Let me tell you about this guy I know, Jack.
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838. Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people.
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839. I like him already.
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840. You know what the problem was?
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841. He got sloppy. You know, crazy.
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842. He started to lose it. He had a head full of bad wiring, I guess.
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843. Couldn't keep it straight up here.
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844. He was the kind of guy who...
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845. couldn't hear the train until it was 2 feet from him.
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846. You know what happened to this guy, Jack?
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847. Listen.
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848. He made mistakes.
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849. Then he ended up with his lights out! Now you want to get nuts?
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850. Come on! Let's get nuts!
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851. Tell me something, my friend.
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852. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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853. What?
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854. I always ask that of all my prey.
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855. I just like the sound of it.
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856. Never rub another man's rhubarb.
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857. Why is it every time we got company...
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858. somebody always gets in the way?
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859. I'll need a moment alone, boys.
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860. I'm only laughing on the outside.
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861. My smile is just skin-deep.
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862. If you could see inside...
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863. I'm really crying.
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864. You might join me for a weep.
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865. You wouldn't believe it. You really wouldn't.
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866. While you were out entertaining, I've been here finding out about your street corner.
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867. Vale
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868. I think your friend Wayne is really screwed up.
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869. More good news.
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870. Here.
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871. Oh, my God!
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872. His parents were murdered in that alley.
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873. That's why he went there.
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874. Poor kid watched the whole thing happen in front of him.
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875. Look at the look on the face.
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876. It was the same in front of City Hall.
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877. What do you suppose something like this does to a kid?
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878. Vale
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879. Don't get personal!
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880. Alfred
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881. Did you get the file on my parents?
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882. It's on your table, sir.
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883. Thank you.
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884. What's on your mind, Alfred?
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885. I have no wish to fill my few remaining years...
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886. grieving for the loss of old friends...
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887. or their sons.
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888. The 200th anniversary birthday gala has been indefinitely postponed.
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889. We simply cannot guarantee public safety...
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890. Joker here.
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891. We got interference. Call the OB unit.
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892. Now you fellows have said some pretty mean things...
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893. some of which were true...
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894. under that fiend, Boss Grissom.
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895. He was a thief and a terrorist.
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896. On the other hand, he had a tremendous singing voice.
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897. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.
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898. Now, I can be theatrical...
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899. and maybe even a little rough.
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900. But one thing I am not...
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901. is a killer!
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902. I'm an artist.
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903. I love a good party.
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904. So, truce.
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905. Commence au festival!
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906. And I've got a surprise for Gotham City.
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907. At midnight, I will dump $20 million in cash...
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908. on the crowd.
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909. Don't worry about me. I've got enough.
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910. We are not prepared to discuss any deals.
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911. You heard it, folks, $20 million.
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912. And there will be entertainment.
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913. The big dukeroo. With me in one corner, and in the other corner...
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914. the man who has brought real terror to Gotham City...
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915. Batman.
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916. Can you hear me?
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917. Just the two of us.
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918. Mano y mano.
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919. I have taken off my make-up.
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920. Let's see...
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921. if you can take off yours.
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922. Tell me, kid.
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923. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
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924. Let's go!
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925. Let's go, Jack!
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926. See you around, kid.
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927. Thanks.
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928. Hi.
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929. Tell me if I'm crazy.
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930. But that wasn't just another night for either of us, was it?
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931. I mean, we both got to each other, didn't we?
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932. Why won't you let me in?
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933. Why?
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934. You got in.
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935. I've loved you since I met you.
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936. But I don't know what to think of all this. I really don't.
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937. Sometimes I don't know what to think about this.
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938. It's just something I have to do.
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939. Why?
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940. Because nobody else can.
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941. I tried to avoid all this, but I can't.
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942. This is how it is.
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943. It's not a perfect world.
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944. It doesn't have to be a perfect world.
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945. I just gotta know, are we going to try to love each other?
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946. I'd like to.
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947. But he's out there right now.
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948. And I've got to go to work.
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949. Into the air, Junior Birdman!
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950. Missed me!
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951. Yeah! Watch me!
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952. Get them. Take the pictures.
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953. Gotham's greed.
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954. And now, folks...
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955. it's time for, "Who Do You Trust?"
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956. Money, money! Who do you trust?
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957. Me? I'm giving away free money.
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958. And where is the Batman?
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959. He's at home, washing his tights.
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960. Winged battle flies through the night and finds me ready.
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961. Bob. Mask.
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962. Masks! Put them on now!
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963. And now...
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964. comes the part...
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965. where I relieve you, the little people...
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966. of the burden of your failed...
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967. and useless lives.
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968. But, as my plastic surgeon always said, "If you got to go...
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969. "go with a smile."
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970. Oh, my God!
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971. Smylex gas.
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972. He's going to kill everybody!
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973. Get in the car. Get in the car!
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974. Hurry!
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975. My balloons!
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976. Those are my balloons!
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977. He stole my balloons!
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978. Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those things?
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979. Bob. Gun.
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980. I'm going to need a minute or two alone, boys.
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981. Come on, get out of here!
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982. Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to me.
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983. Darling.
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984. I've got to get you to the church on time.
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985. Yes, sir?
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986. Gotham City Cathedral. Transportation for two.
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987. - Right away, sir? - Five minutes.
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988. - Better make it 10. - Okay, 10 minutes.
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989. All right, let's go, men, let's go.
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990. You men go that way. Rest of you, follow me.
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991. Let's go.
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992. Point those searchlights up at the tower, right now! Move!
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993. It can be truly said that I have a bat in my belfry.
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994. Shall we dance?
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995. You know, without you...
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996. I just wouldn't want to go on.
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997. It's as though we were made for each other.
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998. Beauty and the Beast.
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999. Of course, if anyone else calls you "beast"...
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1000. I'll rip their lungs out.
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1001. Mr. Joker?
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1002. You say such beautiful things.
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1003. And you're so powerful. And purple!
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1004. I love purple!
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1005. Excuse me.
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1006. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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1007. I'm going to kill you.
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1008. You idiot!
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1009. You made me, remember?
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1010. You dropped me into that vat of chemicals!
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1011. That wasn't easy to get over! And don't think that I didn't try.
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1012. I know you did.
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1013. You killed my parents.
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1014. What?
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1015. What are you talking about?
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1016. I made you, you made me first.
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1017. Hey, bat-brain, I was a kid when I killed your parents.
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1018. When I say I made you, you gotta say you made me.
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1019. How childish can you get?
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1020. You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
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1021. What are you laughing at?
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1022. Here, let me lend you a hand.
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1023. Lend you a hand.
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1024. They don't make them like they used to!
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1025. Hey, Batsy!
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1026. There he is! Down there! Go down!
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1027. It's time to retire.
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1028. Feel free to drop in.
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1029. Sometimes I just kill myself!
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1030. Come on.
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1031. Hold on!
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1032. Our police have rounded up all the Joker's men.
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1033. The reign of crime is over.
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1034. Public safety in Gotham City is no longer a laughing matter.
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1035. Aren't you covering this press conference?
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1036. No.
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1037. What about our Pulitzer Prize?
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1038. What about us?
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1039. What about your picture of Batman?
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1040. Take care, Allie.
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1041. We've received a letter from Batman this morning.
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1042. "Please inform the citizens of Gotham...
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1043. "that Gotham City's earned a rest from crime.
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1044. "But if the forces of evil should rise again...
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1045. "to cast a shadow on the heart of the city...
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1046. "call me. "
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1047. Question. How do we call him?
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1048. He gave us a signal.
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1049. I thought champagne would be in order, ma'am.
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1050. Hi, Alfred.
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1051. Mr. Wayne told me to tell you...
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1052. that he might be a little late.
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1053. I'm not a bit surprised.
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