1. BARNYARD 2006Copy !req
2. All right, now.Copy !req
3. I'm just heading to the fields, Duke.
I'll be back.Copy !req
4. Clear!Copy !req
5. Hey, Jerry, how's your mama?Copy !req
6. Oh, yeah, it's a beautiful day.
Well, time to go to work.Copy !req
7. Morning, Ben.Copy !req
8. Thanks, Miles.Copy !req
9. Let me know if you see Otis.Copy !req
10. I'm staying out of that one.Copy !req
11. - Okay, meeting's in five minutes.
- Okay, boss.Copy !req
12. And I want everyone present.Copy !req
13. Duke, have you seen Otis?Copy !req
14. Nope, I haven't seen him.Copy !req
15. Now where was I? Oh, oh, yeah.Copy !req
16. The Jersey cows.Copy !req
17. - Hey, Benny boy.
- Hi.Copy !req
18. Hey, you seen Otis around?Copy !req
19. Yes, I know exactly where Otis is.Copy !req
20. You boys just steer clear
of Otis, all right?Copy !req
21. Anything you say there, Ben.Copy !req
22. We'll take a rain check
on the meeting, though.Copy !req
23. - Yeah, rain check.
- Yeah, that. Check.Copy !req
24. Hey.Copy !req
25. Hey, I stepped in something.
What's on my hoof?Copy !req
26. Etta?Copy !req
27. - Otis?
- Oh, Ben, don't worry.Copy !req
28. I'm sure he's heading
for the meeting right now.Copy !req
29. Okay, let go. Let go. I got it.Copy !req
30. - He said, "Let go."
- All right. He's okay.Copy !req
31. All right, boys, here's the dealio.Copy !req
32. It's a little creation of mine
I like to call "hill surfing."Copy !req
33. - Watch your hoof.
- I'll spot you. I'll spot you.Copy !req
34. Are you sure this is safe, Otis?Copy !req
35. Peck! Come on, safe?Copy !req
36. It's completely safe!
Since when isn't surfing safe?Copy !req
37. He's got a point.Copy !req
38. Okay, salt lick.Copy !req
39. - It's go time!
- I'll try it. I'm down.Copy !req
40. - Shotgun!
- Piggyback!Copy !req
41. Never! You are all gonna die.Copy !req
42. - Freddy?
- Nothing.Copy !req
43. Wait a second. Photo op.Copy !req
44. Okay, get together!Copy !req
45. - Hey, Pig?
- What?Copy !req
46. - Where'd you get that apple?
- This apple?Copy !req
47. Oh, well,
it originally was attached to this.Copy !req
48. Otis?Copy !req
49. What? What? What happened?Copy !req
50. You know, it's times like this
when I really like to say...Copy !req
51. Oh, caca!Copy !req
52. You didn't do that!Copy !req
53. Okay, okay! Look, this is bad enough!Copy !req
54. Please, no one scream, "Tree!"Copy !req
55. Tree!Copy !req
56. Let's surf!Copy !req
57. Hang on now, boys! Yeah! Hang hoof!Copy !req
58. Otis? Are we supposed to
not yell, "Rock"?Copy !req
59. We got a gusher!Copy !req
60. Chicken farm!Copy !req
61. Oh, I get it.
We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock",Copy !req
62. but you get to yell, "Chicken farm."Copy !req
63. Morning, everyone.Copy !req
64. Okay, before we get started,
we have a birthday.Copy !req
65. Everett the dog turned 13 today.Copy !req
66. Boy, those dog years are rough, huh?Copy !req
67. Also, remember it's...Copy !req
68. Whassup?Copy !req
69. Hey, Pop. Look, I know you're probably
looking for an explanation regardingCopy !req
70. the exploded chicken on me,
and the sticky black... The oil stuff.Copy !req
71. You are gonna love this! I'll tell you...
You the most, becauseCopy !req
72. you, my friend, are a laugher.
And every...Copy !req
73. - Didn't we all know that? Right?
- Just take a seat.Copy !req
74. I'll... I'll take a seat.Copy !req
75. Cool.Copy !req
76. Oh, sorry about that.Copy !req
77. Little tight.Copy !req
78. As I was saying,Copy !req
79. remember tonight at the hoedown,
it's free cider night.Copy !req
80. Hey. Hey, Pig,
I think there's a dead bee in your nostril.Copy !req
81. That's not dead.Copy !req
82. Okay, the first matter at hand:
gray market goods.Copy !req
83. As if I needed to say it again.Copy !req
84. The purchase of human articles
from the gopher undergroundCopy !req
85. is strictly prohibited.Copy !req
86. Hello, Moto!Copy !req
87. Hey, Otis.
Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...Copy !req
88. Yeah, this really isn't the best time.Copy !req
89. Yeah, this really isn't the best time.Copy !req
90. Hang on a second. Frankie, come here.
Frankie, come here.Copy !req
91. No, I'm not... Come here. I'm not
gonna hurt you. Frankie, come here.Copy !req
92. I told you never to do that again,
as long as I live!Copy !req
93. Now, put it over there! Now!Copy !req
94. Sorry about that. Frankie's out of hand.Copy !req
95. Oh, the Nikes. What's the make again?Copy !req
96. Yeah. Yeah, I really should go,
Mr. Jordan Air.Copy !req
97. Wrong number.Copy !req
98. Thank you.Copy !req
99. Second item.Copy !req
100. Lest I remind you, this is coyote season.Copy !req
101. That's right.Copy !req
102. These are ruthless
and desperate creatures.Copy !req
103. Rule number one: stay in groups.Copy !req
104. Rule number two: stay inside
the perimeter of the fence at all times.Copy !req
105. And number three: be careful out there.Copy !req
106. Okay, let's hit it.Copy !req
107. And leaving quickly. Walking out.
Walking out. Step, step, step wider...Copy !req
108. Otis, why don't you stick around
for a minute?Copy !req
109. He's scary. Bye.Copy !req
110. Okay, Miles. What do you think?Copy !req
111. I think you're lucky.Copy !req
112. Most cows only have four hooves,Copy !req
113. but you're gonna have an extra one
right up your...Copy !req
114. Okay, that's nice. Dad!Copy !req
115. - Sit.
- And I'm sitting.Copy !req
116. Okay. First off,Copy !req
117. I don't even want to know
who was on the other end of that phone.Copy !req
118. - It was the gophers, wasn't it?
- Well, I...Copy !req
119. No, I don't want to know.
Was it the gophers?Copy !req
120. - Here's...
- No, don't. I don't want to know.Copy !req
121. Why do you do this to me?
How do you think that makes me look?Copy !req
122. So this... This is about you?Copy !req
123. Where were you this morning, Otis?Copy !req
124. I was having a little fun.
I mean, you should try it.Copy !req
125. It starts with a smile,
then slowly builds and...Copy !req
126. You promised to help me
with the brush around the fence.Copy !req
127. You know it's coyote season.Copy !req
128. Geez, coyotes. I don't get it.
What's the big deal? They're coyotes.Copy !req
129. Them tiny, us big!
What are they gonna do?Copy !req
130. You have a lot to learn.Copy !req
131. And you know what,
I don't get the fence thing.Copy !req
132. Really, it can't keep them out.Copy !req
133. That fence defines our space.Copy !req
134. And as long as I'm still kicking,Copy !req
135. no animal will be harmed
inside that fence.Copy !req
136. Okay, that's what you do. You.Copy !req
137. Okay, if you're trying to groom me
to be the big leader,Copy !req
138. just give it up. It's not me, Pop.Copy !req
139. I mean, if I were in charge,
things would be different.Copy !req
140. Every animal for himself.
That's the way it should be.Copy !req
141. Otis.Copy !req
142. A strong man stands up for himself.Copy !req
143. A stronger man stands up for others.Copy !req
144. Oh, shoot. You know, I forgot my pen.Copy !req
145. - And your shift tonight?
- I'll be there.Copy !req
146. Otis, you're gonna have to
grow up one day.Copy !req
147. You'll never be happy
if you spend all your time goofing off.Copy !req
148. No? Just watch me.Copy !req
149. Manabunga!Copy !req
150. Freddy, is this great or what?Copy !req
151. Oh, yeah.
I could just eat your head right off!Copy !req
152. I mean... You know, it's fun up here.Copy !req
153. Pip?Copy !req
154. I'd go with the wood on this one.Copy !req
155. That's what I'm talking about!
Sweet mama!Copy !req
156. Hey, there's animals over there!Copy !req
157. Nice shoes.Copy !req
158. Oh, doctor!
What a game we have here today!Copy !req
159. Yeah!Copy !req
160. He got the ball on the 30.
He's down on the 20. Lifts it up...Copy !req
161. It's a touchdown!Copy !req
162. Yeah!Copy !req
163. Bacon!Copy !req
164. Hamburger!Copy !req
165. Chorizo!Copy !req
166. - Filet!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
167. I'm naming the kinds of cuts of meat
to the animal I'm jumping on.Copy !req
168. Machaca!Copy !req
169. Pork chops!Copy !req
170. Rump roast!Copy !req
171. You know what?
You don't need to be doing this.Copy !req
172. Oaty-oaty! Oaty-oaty!Copy !req
173. Hi, Oaty.Copy !req
174. Hey, Maddie. Looking good over there.Copy !req
175. Chubba Face, you crazy cow.Copy !req
176. Say, "I'm smooshy."Copy !req
177. I am smooshy.Copy !req
178. Okay, now you.Copy !req
179. Say, "Boy, is it windy."Copy !req
180. Boy, is it windy.Copy !req
181. My turn, my turn.Copy !req
182. - Okay, chick. Just run along now.
- Bye, Oaty.Copy !req
183. All righty.Copy !req
184. Hey, who is she?Copy !req
185. They just showed up.
Farmer took them in.Copy !req
186. Thank you, Farmer.Copy !req
187. Yeah, something happened
with their herd.Copy !req
188. They're the only two that made it.Copy !req
189. She needs a friend.Copy !req
190. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
191. Excuse me, but I couldn't help
notice you over there.Copy !req
192. Hey! Oh, look at you. You're all...Copy !req
193. - Pregnant?
- Yeah, sure. I mean...Copy !req
194. Really? 'Cause, I mean,
it isn't that noticeable, you know.Copy !req
195. I mean, especially when you
stand straight on,Copy !req
196. and you don't look at it.Copy !req
197. You know, when you turn to the side,
it gets a little lumpy.Copy !req
198. I mean glowy. Glowy. It's a glow.Copy !req
199. I'm... I'm Otis.Copy !req
200. Back off, Daisy.
There's an "L" on that boy's forehead.Copy !req
201. No, that's just me,
the contortion mouse.Copy !req
202. C!Copy !req
203. X!Copy !req
204. N!Copy !req
205. - Q!
- Oh, man, you're killing me, dude.Copy !req
206. Look, I just wanted to welcome you
to the barnyard.Copy !req
207. I'm sure that you and your...Copy !req
208. Not looking. The key word, "not".Copy !req
209. Work with me. Not looking.Copy !req
210. This is my friend, Bessy.Copy !req
211. Yeah, she's a cupcake.Copy !req
212. - It was nice to meet you, Otis.
- Yeah, too you.Copy !req
213. You know what? Switch those.Copy !req
214. Oh, boy.Copy !req
215. There's nothing for you there,
but I kind of like her friend.Copy !req
216. He's out!Copy !req
217. All clear! Sweet!Copy !req
218. Now, every heifer, every cow
Hold tight to your udders nowCopy !req
219. Farmer Brown is bedding down
Let's turn this barn into funky townCopy !req
220. Chickens on the left
Dance with your neighborCopy !req
221. Hogs, don't slobber on the pool tableCopy !req
222. Hogs, don't slobber on the pool tableCopy !req
223. Try to go easy on the manure
It's a dance floor, not a sewerCopy !req
224. Here we go, do-si-do
Here we go, do-si-doCopy !req
225. Put this thing on hot!Copy !req
226. Better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hayCopy !req
227. You better hold on tight and prayCopy !req
228. You better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hayCopy !req
229. Darling, you better run
'Cause I won't hold back them horsesCopy !req
230. Hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hayCopy !req
231. We will rumble and tumble
Night and dayCopy !req
232. Here we go again
Come grab your friendCopy !req
233. Shake him up, shake him down
Try to get a good blendCopy !req
234. Here we go, do-si-do
Here we goCopy !req
235. - First you hold on tight
- Hold on tightCopy !req
236. - Then you dance all night
- Dance all nightCopy !req
237. Hit the hay!Copy !req
238. Better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hayCopy !req
239. You better hold on tight and prayCopy !req
240. You better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hayCopy !req
241. Hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hayCopy !req
242. We will rumble and tumble
Night and dayCopy !req
243. We'll go hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hayCopy !req
244. With our backsides shaking
We'll go hitting the hayCopy !req
245. Wow! This is amazing.Copy !req
246. What you looking at?Copy !req
247. What? You want some of this?Copy !req
248. Oh, yeah, I didn't think so.Copy !req
249. Sit right here, honey.Copy !req
250. The flowers are beautiful.Copy !req
251. See? On time, just like I...Copy !req
252. Right.Copy !req
253. Cramp! That's a cramp!Copy !req
254. Oh, it's cramping!Copy !req
255. And release.Copy !req
256. - Hello, Son.
- Dad,Copy !req
257. I've been thinking,Copy !req
258. and I'm willing to accept your apology.Copy !req
259. - Really?
- Sure. I mean, it's only right. I mean...Copy !req
260. Okay.Copy !req
261. I don't mean to let you down, Pop.
I'm just out trying to have some fun.Copy !req
262. It's a beautiful night.Copy !req
263. I remember when I used to
sit out here with your sister.Copy !req
264. - I don't have a sister.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
265. That was you, wasn't it?Copy !req
266. Thank you, all right.Copy !req
267. So, are we okay?Copy !req
268. - We're okay.
- Great.Copy !req
269. See, 'cause I wanted
to ask you something.Copy !req
270. My friends are all going
to the barn tonight,Copy !req
271. and not that it matters either way to me,Copy !req
272. but evidently, I'm needed.Copy !req
273. I'm a sort of an integral part
of a musical number.Copy !req
274. Yeah, I tried to tell them no, you know?
But they were just so...Copy !req
275. I told them, "My dad's not gonna
wanna cover my shift.Copy !req
276. "I mean, it's my shift, not his.
It isn't his!" You know?Copy !req
277. "I don't want to be selfish.
What's mine is mine, and..."Copy !req
278. What do you think?Copy !req
279. Otis...Copy !req
280. I never thought
I was gonna amount to much.Copy !req
281. I certainly didn't think
I'd be in charge of anything.Copy !req
282. But that all changed one day.Copy !req
283. It was the day you showed up.Copy !req
284. I head out into the meadowCopy !req
285. and I see this little baby calf all alone,Copy !req
286. stumbling around.Copy !req
287. You know,
before you became a nightmare.Copy !req
288. Well, I took you home that night,Copy !req
289. and I know it doesn't sound possible,Copy !req
290. but I looked up into the skyCopy !req
291. and I would have sworeCopy !req
292. I saw the stars dance.Copy !req
293. At that moment,
I knew my place was here,Copy !req
294. taking care of things.Copy !req
295. I guess you helped me realize that.Copy !req
296. I love you, Son.Copy !req
297. - You still want to go, don't you?
- Yeah, I really do.Copy !req
298. Not that your stuff... You know, the stuff
you're saying isn't nifty and everything...Copy !req
299. No one says "nifty".Copy !req
300. I say "nifty." I do, and sometimes
even "swifty." I'll say that.Copy !req
301. Very impressive.Copy !req
302. Go ahead, have fun. I'll cover your shift.Copy !req
303. Thanks, Pop. You're the best.Copy !req
304. - Otis?
- Yeah?Copy !req
305. Be the stronger man.Copy !req
306. Yeah. Yeah, that's
that saying thing, right?Copy !req
307. "A strong man stands up for himself.Copy !req
308. "A stronger man can
bridge the gap between..."Copy !req
309. Got it locked in the vault.Copy !req
310. See? I learn.Copy !req
311. Mr. BoombasticCopy !req
312. What you want is a boombastic
Romantic, fantastic loverCopy !req
313. She call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantasticCopy !req
314. Touch me in me back
She says I'm Mr. RomanticCopy !req
315. Call me fantasticCopy !req
316. Touch me in me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro...Copy !req
317. SmoothCopy !req
318. Who's here? Moo! It's me! Moo!Copy !req
319. Whassup? Milk me!Copy !req
320. Hey, babe.Copy !req
321. My barn. That's right, my barn.Copy !req
322. You're late. Come on.Copy !req
323. He's a real winner, that one.Copy !req
324. Oh, stop. I think he's kind of cute.Copy !req
325. Lay down in my Jacuzzi
and get some bubble bathCopy !req
326. Only sound you will hear
is the beating of my heartCopy !req
327. And we will mmm-mmm
And have some sweet pillow talkCopy !req
328. I'm Boombastic, really fantastic
Mr. Boom Boom Boom BoomCopy !req
329. Give it up for the one and only,
Biggy Cheese!Copy !req
330. We're gonna have some fun
tonight, y'all.Copy !req
331. Hey, Buck.
Get your hooves off the stage.Copy !req
332. You ain't in show business.Copy !req
333. What, were you raised in a barn?Copy !req
334. Well, you're a good horse. Okay...Copy !req
335. What you looking at, Turkey?Copy !req
336. Somebody pass me
the cranberry sauce.Copy !req
337. Dead turkey walking.Copy !req
338. We all gonna die,
but we don't know the date.Copy !req
339. We know your date, Thanksgiving!Copy !req
340. Okay, to kick things off tonight,
I got a special treat.Copy !req
341. Back by popular demand.Copy !req
342. Ladies, this one's for you.Copy !req
343. Our own Otis and the Crew!Copy !req
344. Well, down on the farmCopy !req
345. Where they all ask for youCopy !req
346. Parties all hours of the night.Copy !req
347. What is that farmer up to?
You know what?Copy !req
348. - I'm gonna call someone.
- Oh, leave him be.Copy !req
349. Well, I'll just call whoever I want,
whenever I want to.Copy !req
350. That's exactly what I'll do.Copy !req
351. Because I know
what a rave is, Mr. Lump.Copy !req
352. "I'm going to sit and watch TV
and be a lump."Copy !req
353. Okay, Mr. Lumpy. It's just not right.Copy !req
354. They all ask for youCopy !req
355. They all ask for youCopy !req
356. Down on the farmCopy !req
357. They all ask for youCopy !req
358. I'll check it.Copy !req
359. It's all right. Calm down.
It's just the pizza guy.Copy !req
360. I'm on it.Copy !req
361. Watch out. I got it. I got it.Copy !req
362. Pizza, pizza, pizza.Copy !req
363. Thanks. You want change?Copy !req
364. No, keep it.Copy !req
365. So, you really ordered a lot of pizzas.Copy !req
366. Well, yes.
We're having a big human party.Copy !req
367. Just a party. A big one.Copy !req
368. With us celebrating our humanness.Copy !req
369. - Dude, I love parties! Can I...
- No.Copy !req
370. Okay. Well, then, I'll see you.Copy !req
371. Ouch!Copy !req
372. My arm fell off.Copy !req
373. My fake arm, I mean.Copy !req
374. Wow, I am so sorry about that.Copy !req
375. - Do you need any help?
- No, I don't like help.Copy !req
376. It's just against my religion.
I'm a Nohelpian.Copy !req
377. Cool, I'm a Lutheran.Copy !req
378. What about this?Copy !req
379. You know what? You keep it.
It's dirty now.Copy !req
380. Really? All right.Copy !req
381. Dude, I got a arm!Copy !req
382. Yeah! Righteous!Copy !req
383. Well, I won't back downCopy !req
384. No, I won't back downCopy !req
385. You can stand me up
at the gates of hellCopy !req
386. But I won't back downCopy !req
387. Gonna stand my groundCopy !req
388. Won't be turned aroundCopy !req
389. And I'll keep this world
from dragging me downCopy !req
390. Gonna stand my groundCopy !req
391. Good evening, ladies.Copy !req
392. Sorry to call on you
so late in the evening,Copy !req
393. but we did have a previous engagement.Copy !req
394. Now, we're gonna take six of you.Copy !req
395. Anyone makes a sound,
we don't mind the extra company.Copy !req
396. Boys, take your pick.Copy !req
397. You won't be taking any hens tonight.Copy !req
398. And you're gonna stop us?Copy !req
399. Is that what's gonna happen?
Are you gonna stop us, hen?Copy !req
400. How are you gonna do that?Copy !req
401. No, he is.Copy !req
402. Ben. How are you, Ben?Copy !req
403. We would've said hello,
had we seen you.Copy !req
404. Put the hen down, Dag.Copy !req
405. Sure, Ben. Whatever you say.Copy !req
406. We're just doing a little courting,
that's all.Copy !req
407. You know how much we like the hens.Copy !req
408. You know me, ladykiller.Copy !req
409. You have us
at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben.Copy !req
410. There's six of us,Copy !req
411. and only one old, fat you.Copy !req
412. Oh, baby! Party time!Copy !req
413. Otis!Copy !req
414. Otis!Copy !req
415. Otis! Otis!Copy !req
416. It's Ben.Copy !req
417. Oh, no. No, no.Copy !req
418. Yeah. You hang on there, buddy.Copy !req
419. All right now, Otis. Just lift.Copy !req
420. Ten and two. Ten and two.Copy !req
421. Not like that. Now lift, and two.Copy !req
422. You dog!Copy !req
423. Come here, fisherman.Copy !req
424. What do we do now? Who's gonna
protect us from the coyotes?Copy !req
425. Anybody got a pistol?Copy !req
426. Order, here! Hey, am I bothering you?Copy !req
427. Let's get this meeting started.Copy !req
428. - Duke, who's gonna run the meeting?
- That's what the meeting's about.Copy !req
429. The meeting's about
finding someone to run the meeting?Copy !req
430. Is that a good idea?Copy !req
431. We should take a meeting about it.Copy !req
432. Someone has to do this.
We don't have Ben.Copy !req
433. Therefore, I would like
to nominate myself.Copy !req
434. Dogs are... Listen to me.Copy !req
435. Dogs are watchful,
they're loyal, and very protective.Copy !req
436. And they lick themselves.Copy !req
437. I don't want a leader who licks himself.Copy !req
438. - Me, neither.
- That's nasty.Copy !req
439. I can't even reach mine.Copy !req
440. I don't do that.Copy !req
441. Anymore.Copy !req
442. One time, I was bored,
lonely, and a little snackish.Copy !req
443. Yeah, I saw you drink
out of a toilet once.Copy !req
444. - Hey, you drink potty water.
- You drink potty water!Copy !req
445. My bowl was empty, my friend.
Come on, we're getting off track here.Copy !req
446. Duke, with all respect,
I think there are certain traitsCopy !req
447. that would make you unqualified
to be leader.Copy !req
448. Yeah, such as?Copy !req
449. Your point?Copy !req
450. Hey, come on, I do that for fun,Copy !req
451. not 'cause I have to. Go on!Copy !req
452. So, big deal. I fetch balls.
One little flaw.Copy !req
453. This doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
454. All right, all right, let's take a vote.
Come on, let's take a vote here.Copy !req
455. All those in favor
of me being the new leader.Copy !req
456. Those opposed?Copy !req
457. - Can you see my hand?
- Listen now, listen up.Copy !req
458. You all know that Ben always
intended for Otis to take his place.Copy !req
459. All right, Otis is in charge.Copy !req
460. I second that motion. Sweet!Copy !req
461. Here we go.Copy !req
462. Try and catch me.Copy !req
463. Stay in line.Copy !req
464. Maddie, we don't want to lose you.Copy !req
465. Oh, I think that would be just fine.Copy !req
466. Oaty-oaty! Hey, Oaty!Copy !req
467. Hey, Maddie, now really isn't a good...Copy !req
468. What are you doing?
Would you stop? Come on.Copy !req
469. Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys...Copy !req
470. - Oh, goodness gracious.
- What is it? What is it?Copy !req
471. Otis, it's a madhouse! Isn't it just great?Copy !req
472. You got hit with a soccer ball.Copy !req
473. I thought I'd be the first
to congratulate you, Otis.Copy !req
474. - You're in charge now.
- I'm what?Copy !req
475. Miles, I am not in charge, okay?Copy !req
476. I don't do "In charge".Copy !req
477. - This is not my responsibility.
- I hear you.Copy !req
478. But you were elected fair and square.Copy !req
479. Congratulations, boss.Copy !req
480. Hey!Copy !req
481. Have you all lost your mind?Copy !req
482. It's daylight.
The Farmer's gonna be back.Copy !req
483. This is so off limits.Copy !req
484. Come on, Otis,Copy !req
485. I know your weak spot.Copy !req
486. Wild Mike!Copy !req
487. - What?
- Wild Mike.Copy !req
488. Wild Mike. Wild Mike.Copy !req
489. - Wild Mike.
- I'm not doing this, okay?Copy !req
490. - There's no way this is happening.
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.Copy !req
491. - Everybody just get back to your...
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.Copy !req
492. - Return to your designated quadrants.
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.Copy !req
493. Wild Mike! Wild Mike!Copy !req
494. - This is ridiculous!
- Wild Mike!Copy !req
495. I'm not gonna dance
just because you're getting Wild Mike.Copy !req
496. - Pip, help me out here.
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.Copy !req
497. You can't fight it, Otis.
You're a born party animal.Copy !req
498. Wild Mike! Wild Mike! Wild Mike!Copy !req
499. Wild Mike! Wild Mike! Wild Mike!Copy !req
500. Let's boogie!Copy !req
501. We're heading for the West
Not heading for the EastCopy !req
502. We're gonna live our dream
'Cause we're wild and freeCopy !req
503. Look at that freaky thing.Copy !req
504. What kind of animal is that?Copy !req
505. I don't know, but he sure can dance.Copy !req
506. I say, let's kill it.
Give me that piece of wood over there.Copy !req
507. Sweet legs! Get the sweet legs!
I got the sweet legs!Copy !req
508. Moo?Copy !req
509. What did you do that for?Copy !req
510. What else was I gonna do? He saw you.Copy !req
511. You could have killed him!Copy !req
512. I got a pulse.Copy !req
513. Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
This is so bad.Copy !req
514. Baaad.Copy !req
515. Everybody, just calm down.
Just calm down, all right?Copy !req
516. What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
517. What?Copy !req
518. Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.Copy !req
519. That does not apply to this.Copy !req
520. This is a totally, situationally
different suspect.Copy !req
521. Hey, whoa, no.Copy !req
522. - We gotta ditch the body.
- Stop it!Copy !req
523. He knows too much.
We gotta take care of him.Copy !req
524. - We gotta whack him.
- There will be no whacking, okay?Copy !req
525. The Farmer's a good guy.
He's been good to us.Copy !req
526. He's a vegan, God bless him.Copy !req
527. And what is a vegan, again?Copy !req
528. I know this one.Copy !req
529. No, I got it. It means
you can't eat anything with a face.Copy !req
530. No, no, no, that's a vegetarian.Copy !req
531. Vegetarians have to eat
in the dark, right?Copy !req
532. That's a vampire. Come on.Copy !req
533. You can't eat cheese?Copy !req
534. It's not just cheese.
Vegans can't have any dairy products.Copy !req
535. - Cake?
- Cake has egg products.Copy !req
536. But you can't have any dairy.Copy !req
537. No dairy? I love dairy.
Does that mean I can't be a vegan?Copy !req
538. I love the smell of bacon.
There, I said it.Copy !req
539. Would you not do that?Copy !req
540. It's not like we have a lot of options.Copy !req
541. Boy, that's a doozy.
That thing's bigger than me.Copy !req
542. Push it.Copy !req
543. - He wakes up, you got my back, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
544. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
545. Okay, watch this. Off his nose,
on the belly, on the floor. Check it.Copy !req
546. Book.Copy !req
547. Okay, now.
He was sitting here, he was reading.Copy !req
548. - Something fell on his head, and...
- I got it.Copy !req
549. Too light.
Couldn't cause a bump like that.Copy !req
550. I bet it could.Copy !req
551. Would you cut it out?
We need something bigger.Copy !req
552. Can I have the apple?Copy !req
553. What's with the look?Copy !req
554. He's buying it.Copy !req
555. He's not buying it.Copy !req
556. He's buying it.Copy !req
557. He's not buying it.Copy !req
558. No, he's buying it.Copy !req
559. Will you stop doing that?Copy !req
560. Well, unless you get him a blindfold,
I'm going to kick him!Copy !req
561. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
562. There. See? Good as new.Copy !req
563. I'll tell you,
this being in charge thing isn't so tough.Copy !req
564. You know what I'm talking about?
You know what I'm talking about. Yeah.Copy !req
565. Yeah, hi. Hey, there.
Having a good day? Yeah.Copy !req
566. So, this was Otis's idea?Copy !req
567. Oh, yeah.
We're like the second line of defense.Copy !req
568. We see or hear anything suspicious,
and I just signal Otis with a crow.Copy !req
569. And I've really been
working on it. Listen.Copy !req
570. Well, you know, in the moment,
it'll be really strong.Copy !req
571. But for now, we just stand watch.Copy !req
572. Yeah, watch.Copy !req
573. Come and get it!Copy !req
574. Freddy, you okay?Copy !req
575. Boneless white meat!
What? I'm not hungry!Copy !req
576. I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...
Thing... You...Copy !req
577. What happened? What? What? What?Copy !req
578. Okay, quick little once
around the barnyard, then, hello, party!Copy !req
579. Hey, look at this.
It's our new inside connection.Copy !req
580. Congrats, Otis.Copy !req
581. Oh, will you look at that?Copy !req
582. Don't wake up the cow.Copy !req
583. That's called cowtipping.Copy !req
584. Oh, that so steams me!Copy !req
585. Man, I wish I could get
a hold of that little... I would...Copy !req
586. Hey, I'm in charge, right?Copy !req
587. Oh, we are so talking.
Are we not talking?Copy !req
588. - Talking the talk and walking the walk.
- Walkie-talkie, huh?Copy !req
589. Let's go.Copy !req
590. Then I said, "That's called cowtipping."Copy !req
591. I hear music over there again.
Do you hear music?Copy !req
592. That farmer's out of control.Copy !req
593. We should call someone.
We should call someone.Copy !req
594. - I smell buttermilk.
- Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
595. - What's that smell?
- Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
596. Randall, there is a cow outside.Copy !req
597. This is a cow farm.
You're gonna find cows outside.Copy !req
598. No, I mean right outside.Copy !req
599. Right outside this house,
looming like a ghost. Like a reaper.Copy !req
600. No, cows don't like houses much.Copy !req
601. They prefer it out in the meadow,
where they can get a graze on.Copy !req
602. Nathan Randall the Third,
I am not crazy.Copy !req
603. I am medicated
for a chemical imbalance.Copy !req
604. Don't you sit there
and think that I am crazy.Copy !req
605. Your mind's gone, woman.Copy !req
606. Where'd it go? I don't know.Copy !req
607. It's gone.Copy !req
608. - Oh geez, you're on my foot again.
- Sorry.Copy !req
609. This is so sweet.
This is so wicked sweet.Copy !req
610. I love the new you, Otis.Copy !req
611. Okay, Igg,
you remember how to do this?Copy !req
612. - Oh, he remembers.
- I remember.Copy !req
613. - Yeah, he remembers.
- He's remembering.Copy !req
614. Right now.Copy !req
615. Well, pinch me, I'm dreaming.
Here is a first.Copy !req
616. Otis joining us on a joyride.Copy !req
617. - That's the animal sin of sins, huh?
- "Sin of sins," I like that.Copy !req
618. Hey, old Bud. Bud, you bring the stuff?Copy !req
619. It's right here.Copy !req
620. - Show it. Show it.
- It's right here.Copy !req
621. - Show it.
- It's right here.Copy !req
622. - Show it.
- It's right there.Copy !req
623. We're rebels! We're rebels!Copy !req
624. We're the wildest!Copy !req
625. There they are.Copy !req
626. - Too bad we can't go in there.
- Yeah.Copy !req
627. Breaks my heart.Copy !req
628. Now remember, honey, I told you,Copy !req
629. we can't be staying out this late
on a school night.Copy !req
630. "We can't be staying out late."Copy !req
631. Whatever. I'll do what I want.Copy !req
632. Do what I want, when I want,
'cause I want to do it.Copy !req
633. You've come to the wrong place.Copy !req
634. - What is that?
- I'm lactose intolerant.Copy !req
635. - Oh, man.
- Here we go. I know.Copy !req
636. - One, two...
- Yeah.Copy !req
637. Two, yeah.Copy !req
638. Moo!Copy !req
639. That's called boytipping!Copy !req
640. - Let's get out of here!
- Come on, move it!Copy !req
641. Let me out!Copy !req
642. Okay, go!Copy !req
643. Never go to meadows.
Never go to meadows.Copy !req
644. Never go to meadows.
Never go to meadows.Copy !req
645. Treat cows nicely.Copy !req
646. Okay, no more Red Bull.Copy !req
647. Put crowns on our heads,
'cause we are the kings!Copy !req
648. Did you see his face?Copy !req
649. - Price...
- Less.Copy !req
650. - Price...
- Less.Copy !req
651. - Pr...
- Ice...Copy !req
652. Less.Copy !req
653. A toast! To a new world order.Copy !req
654. We are calling the shots now!Copy !req
655. - Yeah, it's all about us now.
- You've got that right, Otis.Copy !req
656. Nothing can touch us.Copy !req
657. Oh, man! Oh, man!Copy !req
658. - Oh, man!
- Man, oh, man!Copy !req
659. Let me out! You gotta let me out!Copy !req
660. Pull over to the side of the road.Copy !req
661. Oh, no, they're talking to us now.Copy !req
662. Pull over! You gotta pull over!Copy !req
663. We can't pull over!Copy !req
664. Hang on!Copy !req
665. What could be worse than this?Copy !req
666. What we got here
is probably some teenagersCopy !req
667. going out for a joyride
in their mom's car.Copy !req
668. Yeah, we'll shake them up a bit,
send them home. You know kids.Copy !req
669. Nothing a little strip search
won't cure, yeah.Copy !req
670. Is this thing still on?Copy !req
671. Is that a camera?Copy !req
672. - This is it. Goodbye.
- They're taping Cops.Copy !req
673. Mommy! Mooo-mmy!Copy !req
674. Hey, relax. We can lose them.
I mean, it's just a car, right?Copy !req
675. It's a chopper! It's a chopper!Copy !req
676. We're gonna die!Copy !req
677. We interrupt this program with
a breaking news story. Police are in...Copy !req
678. Would you look at that?
The world is going crazy.Copy !req
679. These kids get all hopped up on
Diet Coke and Jolly Ranchers and just...Copy !req
680. That's our car!Copy !req
681. That was a hoof.
There's a cow in our car! That is a hoof!Copy !req
682. Yes, this is Nora Beady.Copy !req
683. What do you mean, "What now?"Copy !req
684. My car is on TV,
and I think there's a cow in it.Copy !req
685. And I saw a cow outside my window.
I think they may be linked.Copy !req
686. Don't think I can't call again, Gary.Copy !req
687. Oh, that's nice. Good.Copy !req
688. They're gonna catch us
and they're gonna dissect us.Copy !req
689. We are ditching out!Copy !req
690. Two all-beef patties, that's our future!Copy !req
691. Out! Run!Copy !req
692. - Run!
- Stop touching me!Copy !req
693. They're making a run for it. Let's go.
Come on.Copy !req
694. This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219.
We've got suspects in sight.Copy !req
695. I'm chafing!Copy !req
696. Okay. Hurry up, fellows.
They're right over there.Copy !req
697. Oh, milk me!Copy !req
698. Okay, here we go! Here we go!Copy !req
699. Milk me!Copy !req
700. Geez, these guys are big.Copy !req
701. I see them over there.Copy !req
702. Cut it right!Copy !req
703. We got them!Copy !req
704. Could you guys believe that?
Did you guys see me?Copy !req
705. Me, I am fearless, baby.Copy !req
706. - Oh, yeah, fear...
- Less.Copy !req
707. I think I rolled over my foot.Copy !req
708. We left it the same way we found it.Copy !req
709. Okay, toodle-oo, Otis.
Same time tomorrow night?Copy !req
710. Hey, guys, can you imagine
Ben doing something like that?Copy !req
711. - No way. No way.
- We'd be in trouble.Copy !req
712. - Trou...
- Ble.Copy !req
713. Okay, explain to me exactly
why are we doing this?Copy !req
714. Because it's what my dad would do.Copy !req
715. Why don't you just go have fun,
all right? I can do this.Copy !req
716. No way. We're homeboys.
I'm here with you.Copy !req
717. Really, it's all right.Copy !req
718. Okay, I tried! Later, dude.Copy !req
719. I'll bring you back a drink or something.
Be back.Copy !req
720. Come on back, I'm right here.Copy !req
721. Mind if I join you?Copy !req
722. No. I mean, sure. I no mind you...Copy !req
723. Geez, I can't even talk to you!Copy !req
724. Hang on a second.Copy !req
725. Here. You know, just let me...Copy !req
726. No, I can still sit on my own, I think.Copy !req
727. Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh, the baby's coming!Copy !req
728. What?Copy !req
729. I made you jump.Copy !req
730. Nice. Nice. Thank you.
I about swallowed my cud.Copy !req
731. - It's beautiful, isn't it?
- My cud?Copy !req
732. - The night.
- Yeah, that, too. Yeah, it's nice.Copy !req
733. My dad had a thing about stars.Copy !req
734. - Tell me, what was he like?
- My pop?Copy !req
735. He was amazing.
Bigger than life, you know?Copy !req
736. Funny, we're not even related.Copy !req
737. He found me and he took me in.Copy !req
738. I never thought about it before,
but everything he did was for me.Copy !req
739. He's the only family I've ever known.Copy !req
740. The last time we talked,
he told me that the night he found meCopy !req
741. he looked up into the sky
and he said that the stars...Copy !req
742. God, I miss him.Copy !req
743. What about you?
I mean, if that's too personal, you know.Copy !req
744. If I'm overstepping like a boundary or...Copy !req
745. You know what? Too bad. Cough it up.Copy !req
746. Okay.Copy !req
747. Well, where do I start?Copy !req
748. I was married, and life was good.Copy !req
749. Yeah. It seems like
forever ago now, but...Copy !req
750. One day, a bad storm rolled in.Copy !req
751. Bessy and I were in the meadow
and we found a place on high ground.Copy !req
752. But when we went home,Copy !req
753. well, everyone was gone.Copy !req
754. You know what I think?Copy !req
755. I think some good things are gonna
start happening to you and me.Copy !req
756. What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?Copy !req
757. Hey, you're Ben's kid.Copy !req
758. Otis, right?Copy !req
759. So they left you in charge?Copy !req
760. Oh, that's precious.Copy !req
761. You thought you could fill his shoes?Copy !req
762. Otis, where were you?Copy !req
763. Were you off having fun?
Laughing with your barnyard buddies?Copy !req
764. Yeah, you could have made a difference
had you been there for him,Copy !req
765. but you weren't. Were you?Copy !req
766. Okay, from here on out,
this is the way it's gonna work.Copy !req
767. We show up, you look the other way.Copy !req
768. A few animals missing here and there.Copy !req
769. Hey, it's the natural order of things.Copy !req
770. It'll be our little secret.Copy !req
771. Oh, and Ben's kid,Copy !req
772. if you should think about getting
a sudden burst of courage,Copy !req
773. we slaughter every animal in sight.Copy !req
774. Now, you go back,
make everyone feel all safe,Copy !req
775. and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night.
That's a date.Copy !req
776. See you around.Copy !req
777. "Round." You're fat.Copy !req
778. Hey, Pop.Copy !req
779. I wanted to come by and...Copy !req
780. Look, you were just a great dad.Copy !req
781. You see, I...Copy !req
782. I don't know what I was thinking,
but, for a minute, I actually thoughtCopy !req
783. I could take your place.Copy !req
784. But those coyotes?Copy !req
785. I mean, you'd have stood up to them
and you wouldn't have backed down.Copy !req
786. I gotta tell you, I was so afraid.Copy !req
787. You know, I know I always said
that I wasn't you, and I'm not.Copy !req
788. But I wish I was.Copy !req
789. I can't do it, Pop.Copy !req
790. I gotta go.Copy !req
791. I'm sorry.Copy !req
792. And Duke will handle things,
and everything will be fine.Copy !req
793. Wait. What are you talking about?Copy !req
794. Could you just not say anything?Copy !req
795. Okay, I don't want to make
a big thing about this.Copy !req
796. Hey, everybody!
Otis is leaving the barnyard!Copy !req
797. - What's going on?
- I don't believe it.Copy !req
798. Oat, seriously,Copy !req
799. I mean, you and me,
we're like best friends.Copy !req
800. No, Pip. It's over!Copy !req
801. I'm leaving, all right? No big whoop.
Continue your day.Copy !req
802. Come on, Otis, we'll do what you say.Copy !req
803. That's the point.
I don't want you to do what I say.Copy !req
804. I don't want any of you
to have to listen to me.Copy !req
805. Don't listen to him!Copy !req
806. Stop doing what I say!Copy !req
807. Okay, so what you're saying is,
you'll stay if we don't do what you say.Copy !req
808. Dead bee.Copy !req
809. Thanks.Copy !req
810. Again, alive.Copy !req
811. Duke, you're in charge.
Get the dogs together.Copy !req
812. You guys can handle things
better than I ever could.Copy !req
813. Sure, Otis. If you say.Copy !req
814. I've got my own life to lead, all right?
I don't belong here anymore.Copy !req
815. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
816. What happened, Otis?
Oh, please don't say, "Nothing."Copy !req
817. Look, it's complicated.Copy !req
818. If you're hurting, let me help.
I'd like to help.Copy !req
819. You know what happened?
I froze. Okay?Copy !req
820. Last night, I didn't run the coyotes off.
I couldn't do anything.Copy !req
821. They're gonna come back tonight,
and I can't protect anyone.Copy !req
822. Everyone here, they all trust me.
And I can't protect a single one of them.Copy !req
823. Otis, the best leader
isn't the biggest or the strongest.Copy !req
824. The best leader is the one
who cares the most.Copy !req
825. Yeah, that's a nice thought, Daisy.
That's a really nice thought.Copy !req
826. I'll tell you one thing.
I am really going to miss Bessy.Copy !req
827. Okay. If this is what you have to do,
I understand.Copy !req
828. But I just want you to know one thing.Copy !req
829. Even if you do leave, I believe in you.Copy !req
830. Otis! Otis!Copy !req
831. All right, Peck, take it easy.
What's the matter?Copy !req
832. They took... We got to... Come on!Copy !req
833. I found him, guys!Copy !req
834. Otis, the coyotes. It just happened.Copy !req
835. They took Etta, Hanna,
maybe six, seven others, I don't know.Copy !req
836. They've never come
during the day before.Copy !req
837. They knew I wouldn't be
expecting them until tonight.Copy !req
838. They played me.Copy !req
839. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
840. Otis, they took Maddie.Copy !req
841. Those coyotes are strong.Copy !req
842. What?Copy !req
843. The coyotes, they're strong.Copy !req
844. I was just wondering
what a stronger man might do.Copy !req
845. - You'll look after things?
- Be proud to.Copy !req
846. I'll be back.Copy !req
847. - I'm going, too.
- No, Pip, stay here.Copy !req
848. You can't do this alone.
They could kill you.Copy !req
849. Yeah, I guess they could.Copy !req
850. It's nice that you ladies
could join us this evening.Copy !req
851. Thank you for being so patient.
We prefer dining at night.Copy !req
852. You're a wonderful species.Copy !req
853. I love chicken.
My favorite part is the skin.Copy !req
854. You're a big meanie.Copy !req
855. - What?
- You're a meaner.Copy !req
856. Meaner, meaner.
Meaners got to eat, too.Copy !req
857. Leave her alone.Copy !req
858. This one's mine.Copy !req
859. Cook her while I have the little one
for an appetizer.Copy !req
860. You know, because I'm a meaner.Copy !req
861. Put the chick down, Dag.Copy !req
862. - Otis!
- Oaty!Copy !req
863. We suddenly got a burst of courage,
did we?Copy !req
864. Okay. All right.Copy !req
865. Well, first, what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna take that chick from you.Copy !req
866. Then, while you're picking yourself
up off the ground,Copy !req
867. I'm gonna gather up the hens
and I'm gonna leave.Copy !req
868. And exactly how do you propose
you're going to do that?Copy !req
869. Kill him!Copy !req
870. Well, I know what's rightCopy !req
871. I got just one lifeCopy !req
872. In a world that keeps on
pushing me aroundCopy !req
873. But I'll stand my groundCopy !req
874. And I won't back downCopy !req
875. Hey, babyCopy !req
876. There ain't no easy way outCopy !req
877. HeyCopy !req
878. I will stand my groundCopy !req
879. And I won't back downCopy !req
880. Oh, you like that, yeah?Copy !req
881. That should do. That should do.Copy !req
882. Well, look at the hero.Copy !req
883. You thought you could come
into my den?Copy !req
884. Now, why don't you lay there and watchCopy !req
885. while we eat your friends?Copy !req
886. What's this?Copy !req
887. A strong man stands up for himself.Copy !req
888. A stronger man stands up for others.Copy !req
889. This should be fun.Copy !req
890. I smell fear.Copy !req
891. Shoot! I told you they can smell it!Copy !req
892. They can smell it?Copy !req
893. Oh, yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it.Copy !req
894. Just stick near me, guys,
and you'll be all right.Copy !req
895. Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back.Copy !req
896. I mean, your regular back.Copy !req
897. - Hey!
- Sorry, man.Copy !req
898. They're just pellets. I'm nervous.Copy !req
899. That's your army?Copy !req
900. Something tells me you may want
to take a couple steps back.Copy !req
901. Here we come!Copy !req
902. - Here comes trou...
- Ble!Copy !req
903. - Trou...
- Ble!Copy !req
904. - Trou...
- Ble!Copy !req
905. Pip, talk me into it. Talk me into it.Copy !req
906. Flip the lid a little bit.
You're mad! You're a pig!Copy !req
907. - You're mad!
- Let's do this!Copy !req
908. You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna go right in your ear!Copy !req
909. There's a mouse in my ear!
There's a mouse in my ear!Copy !req
910. Oh, yeah. Step on it, baby!Copy !req
911. All right, come on.
Give me your best shot.Copy !req
912. Oh, sorry. Here. You know what?
Let me give you a hand.Copy !req
913. Yeah, give him the puncher!
Smack him!Copy !req
914. Well, well, whatever will I do?Copy !req
915. Oh, don't worry,
I got something special for you.Copy !req
916. I just love that little guy.Copy !req
917. Come on, hurry.Copy !req
918. - No!
- Hi!Copy !req
919. It tastes like chicken!Copy !req
920. Chicken!Copy !req
921. Chick, chick, chickity-chick, chicken!Copy !req
922. Come here,
you furry, four-legged chickens!Copy !req
923. Take it easy, man.Copy !req
924. Come on, what you got going?
There's nothing there.Copy !req
925. Hey, Otis, look out!Copy !req
926. - Behind you!
- Watch out!Copy !req
927. Watch out!Copy !req
928. Look behind you.Copy !req
929. Remember me?Copy !req
930. I'm Ben's kid.Copy !req
931. Never come back!Copy !req
932. - Pip?
- I'd have to go with the iron, man.Copy !req
933. Then I said
I was gonna hit him with a stick.Copy !req
934. We know. We know.
I heard you say that.Copy !req
935. Quite a night, huh?Copy !req
936. We took down the coyotes,
Peck learned to crow,Copy !req
937. and by the time we get back,Copy !req
938. we'll have a new member
of the barnyard running around.Copy !req
939. Daisy. She like went into labor
after you left.Copy !req
940. - Daisy's...
- She's having her baby, dude.Copy !req
941. What you think was gonna happen?Copy !req
942. She would just keep getting
bigger or something?Copy !req
943. - Is she all right? We've gotta get back.
- Yeah.Copy !req
944. Doubtful we'll make it
back in time walking.Copy !req
945. I'm sure she's gonna be all right, Otis.Copy !req
946. Miles, I've got to be there.Copy !req
947. Please remember, mister,
that I am a lady.Copy !req
948. When you are with me,
your eyes are on me, not her.Copy !req
949. We can call and tell them
where to pick them up.Copy !req
950. Car!Copy !req
951. Righteous!Copy !req
952. Duke, what's happening?Copy !req
953. Otis, come on. You know, I think...
I'm pretty sure... Yeah, it's time.Copy !req
954. Boy.Copy !req
955. Otis, I was so worried.Copy !req
956. Worried about what?
I so had that covered.Copy !req
957. It's okay, I'm here.Copy !req
958. And I'm here for you, too.Copy !req
959. Okay, girl, you're doing fine.
Now, just breathe.Copy !req
960. Man, that looks like it hurts.Copy !req
961. Oh, that's very profound, Insight-Man.Copy !req
962. Well, excuse me for being a pig.Copy !req
963. How come nothing's happened yet?Copy !req
964. She's gonna be all right, though, huh?Copy !req
965. Yeah, like, like...
What if it gets stuck or something?Copy !req
966. What? You mean like stuck halfway,
so she'd be a cow and a half?Copy !req
967. I didn't say "cow and a half."Copy !req
968. Yes, you did. You just did.Copy !req
969. - Hey, Duke, did I say "Cow and a half"?
- I'm not doing this.Copy !req
970. No, look.Copy !req
971. It's a beautiful little boy.Copy !req
972. Go ahead.Copy !req
973. He's perfect.Copy !req
974. What are you gonna name him?Copy !req
975. I was thinking I kind of likeCopy !req
976. Ben.Copy !req
977. Oh, I think that's just great.Copy !req
978. Hey, there, little Ben.Copy !req
979. Hey, there, little buddy. Look at you.Copy !req
980. Look at my little buddy.Copy !req
981. Here you go.Copy !req
982. Hey, Otis, we were all talking,Copy !req
983. and we know you may have
other plans, we understand that,Copy !req
984. but we really, really appreciate
what you did around here.Copy !req
985. And, well, we were wondering,
I don't know,Copy !req
986. if maybe you planned
on staying around a little longer?Copy !req
987. Freedom is a songCopy !req
988. Freedom is a spiritCopy !req
989. To take another's handCopy !req
990. I'll just say this,Copy !req
991. as long as I'm still kicking,Copy !req
992. no animal will be harmed
inside that fence.Copy !req
993. High paw!Copy !req
994. Hey, all right.Copy !req
995. Freedom is a songCopy !req
996. Freedom is a spiritCopy !req
997. For people who are strongCopy !req
998. Freedom is a spiritCopy !req
999. Freedom is a landCopy !req
1000. Freedom is the courageCopy !req
1001. To take another's handCopy !req
1002. I, Nora Beady, am a precious objectCopy !req
1003. and shall treat myself as such.Copy !req
1004. Gosh, I wonder why...
I forgot to use conditioner, or...Copy !req
1005. Or... or...Copy !req