1. All right, now.Copy !req
2. I'm just heading to the fields, Duke.
I'll be back.Copy !req
3. Clear!Copy !req
4. Hey, Jerry, how's your mama?Copy !req
5. Oh, yeah, it's a beautiful day.
Well, time to go to work.Copy !req
6. Morning, Ben.Copy !req
7. Thanks, Miles.Copy !req
8. Let me know if you see Otis.Copy !req
9. I'm staying out of that one.Copy !req
10. - Okay, meeting's in five minutes.
- Okay, boss.Copy !req
11. And I want everyone present.Copy !req
12. Duke, have you seen Otis?Copy !req
13. Nope, I haven't seen him.Copy !req
14. Now where was I? Oh, oh, yeah.Copy !req
15. The Jersey cows.Copy !req
16. - Hey, Benny boy.
- Hi.Copy !req
17. Hey, you seen Otis around?Copy !req
18. Yes, I know exactly where Otis is.Copy !req
19. You boys just steer clear
of Otis, all right?Copy !req
20. Anything you say there, Ben.Copy !req
21. We'll take a rain check
on the meeting, though.Copy !req
22. - Yeah, rain check.
- Yeah, that. Check.Copy !req
23. Hey.Copy !req
24. Hey, I stepped in something.
What's on my hoof?Copy !req
25. Etta?Copy !req
26. - Otis?
- Oh, Ben, don't worry.Copy !req
27. I'm sure he's heading
for the meeting right now.Copy !req
28. Okay, let go. Let go. I got it.Copy !req
29. - He said, "Let go."
- All right. He's okay.Copy !req
30. All right, boys, here's the dealio.Copy !req
31. It's a little creation of mine
I like to call "hill surfing."Copy !req
32. - Watch your hoof.
- I'll spot you. I'll spot you.Copy !req
33. Are you sure this is safe, Otis?Copy !req
34. Peck! Come on, safe?Copy !req
35. It's completely safe!
Since when isn't surfing safe?Copy !req
36. He's got a point.Copy !req
37. Okay, salt lick.Copy !req
38. - It's go time!
- I'll try it. I'm down.Copy !req
39. - Shotgun!
- Piggyback!Copy !req
40. Never! You are all gonna die.Copy !req
41. - Freddy?
- Nothing.Copy !req
42. Wait a second. Photo op.Copy !req
43. Okay, get together!Copy !req
44. - Hey, Pig?
- What?Copy !req
45. - Where'd you get that apple?
- This apple?Copy !req
46. Oh, well,
it originally was attached to this.Copy !req
47. Otis?Copy !req
48. What? What? What happened?Copy !req
49. You know, it's times like this
when I really like to say...Copy !req
50. Oh, caca!Copy !req
51. You didn't do that!Copy !req
52. Okay, okay! Look, this is bad enough!Copy !req
53. Please, no one scream, "Tree!"Copy !req
54. Tree!Copy !req
55. Let's surf!Copy !req
56. Hang on now, boys! Yeah! Hang hoof!Copy !req
57. Otis? Are we supposed to
not yell, "Rock"?Copy !req
58. We got a gusher!Copy !req
59. Chicken farm!Copy !req
60. Oh, I get it.
We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock",Copy !req
61. but you get to yell, "Chicken farm."Copy !req
62. Morning, everyone.Copy !req
63. Okay, before we get started,
we have a birthday.Copy !req
64. Everett the dog turned 13 today.Copy !req
65. Boy, those dog years are rough, huh?Copy !req
66. Also, remember it's...Copy !req
67. Whassup?Copy !req
68. Hey, Pop. Look, I know you're probably
looking for an explanation regardingCopy !req
69. the exploded chicken on me,
and the sticky black... The oil stuff.Copy !req
70. You are gonna love this! I'll tell you...
You the most, becauseCopy !req
71. you, my friend, are a laugher.
And every...Copy !req
72. - Didn't we all know that? Right?
- Just take a seat.Copy !req
73. I'll... I'll take a seat.Copy !req
74. Cool.Copy !req
75. Oh, sorry about that.Copy !req
76. Little tight.Copy !req
77. As I was saying,Copy !req
78. remember tonight at the hoedown,
it's free cider night.Copy !req
79. Hey. Hey, Pig,
I think there's a dead bee in your nostril.Copy !req
80. That's not dead.Copy !req
81. Okay, the first matter at hand:
gray market goods.Copy !req
82. As if I needed to say it again.Copy !req
83. The purchase of human articles
from the gopher undergroundCopy !req
84. is strictly prohibited.Copy !req
85. Hello, Moto!Copy !req
86. Hey, Otis.
Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...Copy !req
87. Yeah, this really isn't the best time.Copy !req
88. Yeah, this really isn't the best time.Copy !req
89. Hang on a second. Frankie, come here.
Frankie, come here.Copy !req
90. No, I'm not... Come here. I'm not
gonna hurt you. Frankie, come here.Copy !req
91. I told you never to do that again,
as long as I live!Copy !req
92. Now, put it over there! Now!Copy !req
93. Sorry about that. Frankie's out of hand.Copy !req
94. Oh, the Nikes. What's the make again?Copy !req
95. Yeah. Yeah, I really should go,
Mr. Jordan Air.Copy !req
96. Wrong number.Copy !req
97. Thank you.Copy !req
98. Second item.Copy !req
99. Lest I remind you, this is coyote season.Copy !req
100. That's right.Copy !req
101. These are ruthless
and desperate creatures.Copy !req
102. Rule number one: stay in groups.Copy !req
103. Rule number two: stay inside
the perimeter of the fence at all times.Copy !req
104. And number three: be careful out there.Copy !req
105. Okay, let's hit it.Copy !req
106. And leaving quickly. Walking out.
Walking out. Step, step, step wider...Copy !req
107. Otis, why don't you stick around
for a minute?Copy !req
108. He's scary. Bye.Copy !req
109. Okay, Miles. What do you think?Copy !req
110. I think you're lucky.Copy !req
111. Most cows only have four hooves,Copy !req
112. but you're gonna have an extra one
right up your...Copy !req
113. Okay, that's nice. Dad!Copy !req
114. - Sit.
- And I'm sitting.Copy !req
115. Okay. First off,Copy !req
116. I don't even want to know
who was on the other end of that phone.Copy !req
117. - It was the gophers, wasn't it?
- Well, I...Copy !req
118. No, I don't want to know.
Was it the gophers?Copy !req
119. - Here's...
- No, don't. I don't want to know.Copy !req
120. Why do you do this to me?
How do you think that makes me look?Copy !req
121. So this... This is about you?Copy !req
122. Where were you this morning, Otis?Copy !req
123. I was having a little fun.
I mean, you should try it.Copy !req
124. It starts with a smile,
then slowly builds and...Copy !req
125. You promised to help me
with the brush around the fence.Copy !req
126. You know it's coyote season.Copy !req
127. Geez, coyotes. I don't get it.
What's the big deal? They're coyotes.Copy !req
128. Them tiny, us big!
What are they gonna do?Copy !req
129. You have a lot to learn.Copy !req
130. And you know what,
I don't get the fence thing.Copy !req
131. Really, it can't keep them out.Copy !req
132. That fence defines our space.Copy !req
133. And as long as I'm still kicking,Copy !req
134. no animal will be harmed
inside that fence.Copy !req
135. Okay, that's what you do. You.Copy !req
136. Okay, if you're trying to groom me
to be the big leader,Copy !req
137. just give it up. It's not me, Pop.Copy !req
138. I mean, if I were in charge,
things would be different.Copy !req
139. Every animal for himself.
That's the way it should be.Copy !req
140. Otis.Copy !req
141. A strong man stands up for himself.Copy !req
142. A stronger man stands up for others.Copy !req
143. Oh, shoot. You know, I forgot my pen.Copy !req
144. - And your shift tonight?
- I'll be there.Copy !req
145. Otis, you're gonna have to
grow up one day.Copy !req
146. You'll never be happy
if you spend all your time goofing off.Copy !req
147. No? Just watch me.Copy !req
148. Manabunga!Copy !req
149. Freddy, is this great or what?Copy !req
150. Oh, yeah.
I could just eat your head right off!Copy !req
151. I mean... You know, it's fun up here.Copy !req
152. Pip?Copy !req
153. I'd go with the wood on this one.Copy !req
154. That's what I'm talking about!
Sweet mama!Copy !req
155. Hey, there's animals over there!Copy !req
156. Nice shoes.Copy !req
157. Oh, doctor!
What a game we have here today!Copy !req
158. Yeah!Copy !req
159. He got the ball on the 30.
He's down on the 20. Lifts it up...Copy !req
160. It's a touchdown!Copy !req
161. Yeah!Copy !req
162. Bacon!Copy !req
163. Hamburger!Copy !req
164. Chorizo!Copy !req
165. - Filet!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
166. I'm naming the kinds of cuts of meat
to the animal I'm jumping on.Copy !req
167. Machaca!Copy !req
168. Pork chops!Copy !req
169. Rump roast!Copy !req
170. You know what?
You don't need to be doing this.Copy !req
171. Oaty-oaty! Oaty-oaty!Copy !req
172. Hi, Oaty.Copy !req
173. Hey, Maddie. Looking good over there.Copy !req
174. Chubba Face, you crazy cow.Copy !req
175. Say, "I'm smooshy."Copy !req
176. I am smooshy.Copy !req
177. Okay, now you.Copy !req
178. Say, "Boy, is it windy."Copy !req
179. Boy, is it windy.Copy !req
180. My turn, my turn.Copy !req
181. - Okay, chick. Just run along now.
- Bye, Oaty.Copy !req
182. All righty.Copy !req
183. Hey, who is she?Copy !req
184. They just showed up.
Farmer took them in.Copy !req
185. Thank you, Farmer.Copy !req
186. Yeah, something happened
with their herd.Copy !req
187. They're the only two that made it.Copy !req
188. She needs a friend.Copy !req
189. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
190. Excuse me, but I couldn't help
notice you over there.Copy !req
191. Hey! Oh, look at you. You're all...Copy !req
192. - Pregnant?
- Yeah, sure. I mean...Copy !req
193. Really? 'Cause, I mean,
it isn't that noticeable, you know.Copy !req
194. I mean, especially when you
stand straight on,Copy !req
195. and you don't look at it.Copy !req
196. You know, when you turn to the side,
it gets a little lumpy.Copy !req
197. I mean glowy. Glowy. It's a glow.Copy !req
198. I'm... I'm Otis.Copy !req
199. Back off, Daisy.
There's an "L" on that boy's forehead.Copy !req
200. No, that's just me,
the contortion mouse.Copy !req
201. C!Copy !req
202. X!Copy !req
203. N!Copy !req
204. - Q!
- Oh, man, you're killing me, dude.Copy !req
205. Look, I just wanted to welcome you
to the barnyard.Copy !req
206. I'm sure that you and your...Copy !req
207. Not looking. The key word, "not".Copy !req
208. Work with me. Not looking.Copy !req
209. This is my friend, Bessy.Copy !req
210. Yeah, she's a cupcake.Copy !req
211. - It was nice to meet you, Otis.
- Yeah, too you.Copy !req
212. You know what? Switch those.Copy !req
213. Oh, boy.Copy !req
214. There's nothing for you there,
but I kind of like her friend.Copy !req
215. He's out!Copy !req
216. All clear! Sweet!Copy !req
217. Now, every heifer, every cow
Hold tight to your udders nowCopy !req
218. Farmer Brown is bedding down
Let's turn this barn into funky townCopy !req
219. Chickens on the left
Dance with your neighborCopy !req
220. Hogs, don't slobber on the pool tableCopy !req
221. Hogs, don't slobber on the pool tableCopy !req
222. Try to go easy on the manure
It's a dance floor, not a sewerCopy !req
223. Here we go, do-si-do
Here we go, do-si-doCopy !req
224. Put this thing on hot!Copy !req
225. Better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hayCopy !req
226. You better hold on tight and prayCopy !req
227. You better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hayCopy !req
228. Darling, you better run
'Cause I won't hold back them horsesCopy !req
229. Hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hayCopy !req
230. We will rumble and tumble
Night and dayCopy !req
231. Here we go again
Come grab your friendCopy !req
232. Shake him up, shake him down
Try to get a good blendCopy !req
233. Here we go, do-si-do
Here we goCopy !req
234. - First you hold on tight
- Hold on tightCopy !req
235. - Then you dance all night
- Dance all nightCopy !req
236. Hit the hay!Copy !req
237. Better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hayCopy !req
238. You better hold on tight and prayCopy !req
239. You better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hayCopy !req
240. Hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hayCopy !req
241. We will rumble and tumble
Night and dayCopy !req
242. We'll go hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hayCopy !req
243. With our backsides shaking
We'll go hitting the hayCopy !req
244. Wow! This is amazing.Copy !req
245. What you looking at?Copy !req
246. What? You want some of this?Copy !req
247. Oh, yeah, I didn't think so.Copy !req
248. Sit right here, honey.Copy !req
249. The flowers are beautiful.Copy !req
250. See? On time, just like I...Copy !req
251. Right.Copy !req
252. Cramp! That's a cramp!Copy !req
253. Oh, it's cramping!Copy !req
254. And release.Copy !req
255. - Hello, Son.
- Dad,Copy !req
256. I've been thinking,Copy !req
257. and I'm willing to accept your apology.Copy !req
258. - Really?
- Sure. I mean, it's only right. I mean...Copy !req
259. Okay.Copy !req
260. I don't mean to let you down, Pop.
I'm just out trying to have some fun.Copy !req
261. It's a beautiful night.Copy !req
262. I remember when I used to
sit out here with your sister.Copy !req
263. - I don't have a sister.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
264. That was you, wasn't it?Copy !req
265. Thank you, all right.Copy !req
266. So, are we okay?Copy !req
267. - We're okay.
- Great.Copy !req
268. See, 'cause I wanted
to ask you something.Copy !req
269. My friends are all going
to the barn tonight,Copy !req
270. and not that it matters either way to me,Copy !req
271. but evidently, I'm needed.Copy !req
272. I'm a sort of an integral part
of a musical number.Copy !req
273. Yeah, I tried to tell them no, you know?
But they were just so...Copy !req
274. I told them, "My dad's not gonna
wanna cover my shift.Copy !req
275. "I mean, it's my shift, not his.
It isn't his!" You know?Copy !req
276. "I don't want to be selfish.
What's mine is mine, and..."Copy !req
277. What do you think?Copy !req
278. Otis...Copy !req
279. I never thought
I was gonna amount to much.Copy !req
280. I certainly didn't think
I'd be in charge of anything.Copy !req
281. But that all changed one day.Copy !req
282. It was the day you showed up.Copy !req
283. I head out into the meadowCopy !req
284. and I see this little baby calf all alone,Copy !req
285. stumbling around.Copy !req
286. You know,
before you became a nightmare.Copy !req
287. Well, I took you home that night,Copy !req
288. and I know it doesn't sound possible,Copy !req
289. but I looked up into the skyCopy !req
290. and I would have sworeCopy !req
291. I saw the stars dance.Copy !req
292. At that moment,
I knew my place was here,Copy !req
293. taking care of things.Copy !req
294. I guess you helped me realize that.Copy !req
295. I love you, Son.Copy !req
296. - You still want to go, don't you?
- Yeah, I really do.Copy !req
297. Not that your stuff... You know, the stuff
you're saying isn't nifty and everything...Copy !req
298. No one says "nifty".Copy !req
299. I say "nifty." I do, and sometimes
even "swifty." I'll say that.Copy !req
300. Very impressive.Copy !req
301. Go ahead, have fun. I'll cover your shift.Copy !req
302. Thanks, Pop. You're the best.Copy !req
303. - Otis?
- Yeah?Copy !req
304. Be the stronger man.Copy !req
305. Yeah. Yeah, that's
that saying thing, right?Copy !req
306. "A strong man stands up for himself.Copy !req
307. "A stronger man can
bridge the gap between..."Copy !req
308. Got it locked in the vault.Copy !req
309. See? I learn.Copy !req
310. Mr. BoombasticCopy !req
311. What you want is a boombastic
Romantic, fantastic loverCopy !req
312. She call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantasticCopy !req
313. Touch me in me back
She says I'm Mr. RomanticCopy !req
314. Call me fantasticCopy !req
315. Touch me in me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro...Copy !req
316. SmoothCopy !req
317. Who's here? Moo! It's me! Moo!Copy !req
318. Whassup? Milk me!Copy !req
319. Hey, babe.Copy !req
320. My barn. That's right, my barn.Copy !req
321. You're late. Come on.Copy !req
322. He's a real winner, that one.Copy !req
323. Oh, stop. I think he's kind of cute.Copy !req
324. Lay down in my Jacuzzi
and get some bubble bathCopy !req
325. Only sound you will hear
is the beating of my heartCopy !req
326. And we will mmm-mmm
And have some sweet pillow talkCopy !req
327. I'm Boombastic, really fantastic
Mr. Boom Boom Boom BoomCopy !req
328. Give it up for the one and only,
Biggy Cheese!Copy !req
329. We're gonna have some fun
tonight, y'all.Copy !req
330. Hey, Buck.
Get your hooves off the stage.Copy !req
331. You ain't in show business.Copy !req
332. What, were you raised in a barn?Copy !req
333. Well, you're a good horse. Okay...Copy !req
334. What you looking at, Turkey?Copy !req
335. Somebody pass me
the cranberry sauce.Copy !req
336. Dead turkey walking.Copy !req
337. We all gonna die,
but we don't know the date.Copy !req
338. We know your date, Thanksgiving!Copy !req
339. Okay, to kick things off tonight,
I got a special treat.Copy !req
340. Back by popular demand.Copy !req
341. Ladies, this one's for you.Copy !req
342. Our own Otis and the Crew!Copy !req
343. Well, down on the farmCopy !req
344. Where they all ask for youCopy !req
345. Parties all hours of the night.Copy !req
346. What is that farmer up to?
You know what?Copy !req
347. - I'm gonna call someone.
- Oh, leave him be.Copy !req
348. Well, I'll just call whoever I want,
whenever I want to.Copy !req
349. That's exactly what I'll do.Copy !req
350. Because I know
what a rave is, Mr. Lump.Copy !req
351. "I'm going to sit and watch TV
and be a lump."Copy !req
352. Okay, Mr. Lumpy. It's just not right.Copy !req
353. They all ask for youCopy !req
354. They all ask for youCopy !req
355. Down on the farmCopy !req
356. They all ask for youCopy !req
357. I'll check it.Copy !req
358. It's all right. Calm down.
It's just the pizza guy.Copy !req
359. I'm on it.Copy !req
360. Watch out. I got it. I got it.Copy !req
361. Pizza, pizza, pizza.Copy !req
362. Thanks. You want change?Copy !req
363. No, keep it.Copy !req
364. So, you really ordered a lot of pizzas.Copy !req
365. Well, yes.
We're having a big human party.Copy !req
366. Just a party. A big one.Copy !req
367. With us celebrating our humanness.Copy !req
368. - Dude, I love parties! Can I...
- No.Copy !req
369. Okay. Well, then, I'll see you.Copy !req
370. Ouch!Copy !req
371. My arm fell off.Copy !req
372. My fake arm, I mean.Copy !req
373. Wow, I am so sorry about that.Copy !req
374. - Do you need any help?
- No, I don't like help.Copy !req
375. It's just against my religion.
I'm a Nohelpian.Copy !req
376. Cool, I'm a Lutheran.Copy !req
377. What about this?Copy !req
378. You know what? You keep it.
It's dirty now.Copy !req
379. Really? All right.Copy !req
380. Dude, I got a arm!Copy !req
381. Yeah! Righteous!Copy !req
382. Well, I won't back downCopy !req
383. No, I won't back downCopy !req
384. You can stand me up
at the gates of hellCopy !req
385. But I won't back downCopy !req
386. Gonna stand my groundCopy !req
387. Won't be turned aroundCopy !req
388. And I'll keep this world
from dragging me downCopy !req
389. Gonna stand my groundCopy !req
390. Good evening, ladies.Copy !req
391. Sorry to call on you
so late in the evening,Copy !req
392. but we did have a previous engagement.Copy !req
393. Now, we're gonna take six of you.Copy !req
394. Anyone makes a sound,
we don't mind the extra company.Copy !req
395. Boys, take your pick.Copy !req
396. You won't be taking any hens tonight.Copy !req
397. And you're gonna stop us?Copy !req
398. Is that what's gonna happen?
Are you gonna stop us, hen?Copy !req
399. How are you gonna do that?Copy !req
400. No, he is.Copy !req
401. Ben. How are you, Ben?Copy !req
402. We would've said hello,
had we seen you.Copy !req
403. Put the hen down, Dag.Copy !req
404. Sure, Ben. Whatever you say.Copy !req
405. We're just doing a little courting,
that's all.Copy !req
406. You know how much we like the hens.Copy !req
407. You know me, ladykiller.Copy !req
408. You have us
at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben.Copy !req
409. There's six of us,Copy !req
410. and only one old, fat you.Copy !req
411. Oh, baby! Party time!Copy !req
412. Otis!Copy !req
413. Otis!Copy !req
414. Otis! Otis!Copy !req
415. It's Ben.Copy !req
416. Oh, no. No, no.Copy !req
417. Yeah. You hang on there, buddy.Copy !req
418. All right now, Otis. Just lift.Copy !req
419. Ten and two. Ten and two.Copy !req
420. Not like that. Now lift, and two.Copy !req
421. You dog!Copy !req
422. Come here, fisherman.Copy !req
423. What do we do now? Who's gonna
protect us from the coyotes?Copy !req
424. Anybody got a pistol?Copy !req
425. Order, here! Hey, am I bothering you?Copy !req
426. Let's get this meeting started.Copy !req
427. - Duke, who's gonna run the meeting?
- That's what the meeting's about.Copy !req
428. The meeting's about
finding someone to run the meeting?Copy !req
429. Is that a good idea?Copy !req
430. We should take a meeting about it.Copy !req
431. Someone has to do this.
We don't have Ben.Copy !req
432. Therefore, I would like
to nominate myself.Copy !req
433. Dogs are... Listen to me.Copy !req
434. Dogs are watchful,
they're loyal, and very protective.Copy !req
435. And they lick themselves.Copy !req
436. I don't want a leader who licks himself.Copy !req
437. - Me, neither.
- That's nasty.Copy !req
438. I can't even reach mine.Copy !req
439. I don't do that.Copy !req
440. Anymore.Copy !req
441. One time, I was bored,
lonely, and a little snackish.Copy !req
442. Yeah, I saw you drink
out of a toilet once.Copy !req
443. - Hey, you drink potty water.
- You drink potty water!Copy !req
444. My bowl was empty, my friend.
Come on, we're getting off track here.Copy !req
445. Duke, with all respect,
I think there are certain traitsCopy !req
446. that would make you unqualified
to be leader.Copy !req
447. Yeah, such as?Copy !req
448. Your point?Copy !req
449. Hey, come on, I do that for fun,Copy !req
450. not 'cause I have to. Go on!Copy !req
451. So, big deal. I fetch balls.
One little flaw.Copy !req
452. This doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
453. All right, all right, let's take a vote.
Come on, let's take a vote here.Copy !req
454. All those in favor
of me being the new leader.Copy !req
455. Those opposed?Copy !req
456. - Can you see my hand?
- Listen now, listen up.Copy !req
457. You all know that Ben always
intended for Otis to take his place.Copy !req
458. All right, Otis is in charge.Copy !req
459. I second that motion. Sweet!Copy !req
460. Here we go.Copy !req
461. Try and catch me.Copy !req
462. Stay in line.Copy !req
463. Maddie, we don't want to lose you.Copy !req
464. Oh, I think that would be just fine.Copy !req
465. Oaty-oaty! Hey, Oaty!Copy !req
466. Hey, Maddie, now really isn't a good...Copy !req
467. What are you doing?
Would you stop? Come on.Copy !req
468. Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys...Copy !req
469. - Oh, goodness gracious.
- What is it? What is it?Copy !req
470. Otis, it's a madhouse! Isn't it just great?Copy !req
471. You got hit with a soccer ball.Copy !req
472. I thought I'd be the first
to congratulate you, Otis.Copy !req
473. - You're in charge now.
- I'm what?Copy !req
474. Miles, I am not in charge, okay?Copy !req
475. I don't do "In charge".Copy !req
476. - This is not my responsibility.
- I hear you.Copy !req
477. But you were elected fair and square.Copy !req
478. Congratulations, boss.Copy !req
479. Hey!Copy !req
480. Have you all lost your mind?Copy !req
481. It's daylight.
The Farmer's gonna be back.Copy !req
482. This is so off limits.Copy !req
483. Come on, Otis,Copy !req
484. I know your weak spot.Copy !req
485. Wild Mike!Copy !req
486. - What?
- Wild Mike.Copy !req
487. Wild Mike. Wild Mike.Copy !req
488. - Wild Mike.
- I'm not doing this, okay?Copy !req
489. - There's no way this is happening.
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.Copy !req
490. - Everybody just get back to your...
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.Copy !req
491. - Return to your designated quadrants.
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.Copy !req
492. Wild Mike! Wild Mike!Copy !req
493. - This is ridiculous!
- Wild Mike!Copy !req
494. I'm not gonna dance
just because you're getting Wild Mike.Copy !req
495. - Pip, help me out here.
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.Copy !req
496. You can't fight it, Otis.
You're a born party animal.Copy !req
497. Wild Mike! Wild Mike! Wild Mike!Copy !req
498. Wild Mike! Wild Mike! Wild Mike!Copy !req
499. Let's boogie!Copy !req
500. We're heading for the West
Not heading for the EastCopy !req
501. We're gonna live our dream
'Cause we're wild and freeCopy !req
502. Look at that freaky thing.Copy !req
503. What kind of animal is that?Copy !req
504. I don't know, but he sure can dance.Copy !req
505. I say, let's kill it.
Give me that piece of wood over there.Copy !req
506. Sweet legs! Get the sweet legs!
I got the sweet legs!Copy !req
507. Moo?Copy !req
508. What did you do that for?Copy !req
509. What else was I gonna do? He saw you.Copy !req
510. You could have killed him!Copy !req
511. I got a pulse.Copy !req
512. Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
This is so bad.Copy !req
513. Baaad.Copy !req
514. Everybody, just calm down.
Just calm down, all right?Copy !req
515. What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
516. What?Copy !req
517. Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.Copy !req
518. That does not apply to this.Copy !req
519. This is a totally, situationally
different suspect.Copy !req
520. Hey, whoa, no.Copy !req
521. - We gotta ditch the body.
- Stop it!Copy !req
522. He knows too much.
We gotta take care of him.Copy !req
523. - We gotta whack him.
- There will be no whacking, okay?Copy !req
524. The Farmer's a good guy.
He's been good to us.Copy !req
525. He's a vegan, God bless him.Copy !req
526. And what is a vegan, again?Copy !req
527. I know this one.Copy !req
528. No, I got it. It means
you can't eat anything with a face.Copy !req
529. No, no, no, that's a vegetarian.Copy !req
530. Vegetarians have to eat
in the dark, right?Copy !req
531. That's a vampire. Come on.Copy !req
532. You can't eat cheese?Copy !req
533. It's not just cheese.
Vegans can't have any dairy products.Copy !req
534. - Cake?
- Cake has egg products.Copy !req
535. But you can't have any dairy.Copy !req
536. No dairy? I love dairy.
Does that mean I can't be a vegan?Copy !req
537. I love the smell of bacon.
There, I said it.Copy !req
538. Would you not do that?Copy !req
539. It's not like we have a lot of options.Copy !req
540. Boy, that's a doozy.
That thing's bigger than me.Copy !req
541. Push it.Copy !req
542. - He wakes up, you got my back, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
543. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
544. Okay, watch this. Off his nose,
on the belly, on the floor. Check it.Copy !req
545. Book.Copy !req
546. Okay, now.
He was sitting here, he was reading.Copy !req
547. - Something fell on his head, and...
- I got it.Copy !req
548. Too light.
Couldn't cause a bump like that.Copy !req
549. I bet it could.Copy !req
550. Would you cut it out?
We need something bigger.Copy !req
551. Can I have the apple?Copy !req
552. What's with the look?Copy !req
553. He's buying it.Copy !req
554. He's not buying it.Copy !req
555. He's buying it.Copy !req
556. He's not buying it.Copy !req
557. No, he's buying it.Copy !req
558. Will you stop doing that?Copy !req
559. Well, unless you get him a blindfold,
I'm going to kick him!Copy !req
560. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
561. There. See? Good as new.Copy !req
562. I'll tell you,
this being in charge thing isn't so tough.Copy !req
563. You know what I'm talking about?
You know what I'm talking about. Yeah.Copy !req
564. Yeah, hi. Hey, there.
Having a good day? Yeah.Copy !req
565. So, this was Otis's idea?Copy !req
566. Oh, yeah.
We're like the second line of defense.Copy !req
567. We see or hear anything suspicious,
and I just signal Otis with a crow.Copy !req
568. And I've really been
working on it. Listen.Copy !req
569. Well, you know, in the moment,
it'll be really strong.Copy !req
570. But for now, we just stand watch.Copy !req
571. Yeah, watch.Copy !req
572. Come and get it!Copy !req
573. Freddy, you okay?Copy !req
574. Boneless white meat!
What? I'm not hungry!Copy !req
575. I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...
Thing... You...Copy !req
576. What happened? What? What? What?Copy !req
577. Okay, quick little once
around the barnyard, then, hello, party!Copy !req
578. Hey, look at this.
It's our new inside connection.Copy !req
579. Congrats, Otis.Copy !req
580. Oh, will you look at that?Copy !req
581. Don't wake up the cow.Copy !req
582. That's called cowtipping.Copy !req
583. Oh, that so steams me!Copy !req
584. Man, I wish I could get
a hold of that little... I would...Copy !req
585. Hey, I'm in charge, right?Copy !req
586. Oh, we are so talking.
Are we not talking?Copy !req
587. - Talking the talk and walking the walk.
- Walkie-talkie, huh?Copy !req
588. Let's go.Copy !req
589. Then I said, "That's called cowtipping."Copy !req
590. I hear music over there again.
Do you hear music?Copy !req
591. That farmer's out of control.Copy !req
592. We should call someone.
We should call someone.Copy !req
593. - I smell buttermilk.
- Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
594. - What's that smell?
- Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
595. Randall, there is a cow outside.Copy !req
596. This is a cow farm.
You're gonna find cows outside.Copy !req
597. No, I mean right outside.Copy !req
598. Right outside this house,
looming like a ghost. Like a reaper.Copy !req
599. No, cows don't like houses much.Copy !req
600. They prefer it out in the meadow,
where they can get a graze on.Copy !req
601. Nathan Randall the Third,
I am not crazy.Copy !req
602. I am medicated
for a chemical imbalance.Copy !req
603. Don't you sit there
and think that I am crazy.Copy !req
604. Your mind's gone, woman.Copy !req
605. Where'd it go? I don't know.Copy !req
606. It's gone.Copy !req
607. - Oh geez, you're on my foot again.
- Sorry.Copy !req
608. This is so sweet.
This is so wicked sweet.Copy !req
609. I love the new you, Otis.Copy !req
610. Okay, Igg,
you remember how to do this?Copy !req
611. - Oh, he remembers.
- I remember.Copy !req
612. - Yeah, he remembers.
- He's remembering.Copy !req
613. Right now.Copy !req
614. Well, pinch me, I'm dreaming.
Here is a first.Copy !req
615. Otis joining us on a joyride.Copy !req
616. - That's the animal sin of sins, huh?
- "Sin of sins," I like that.Copy !req
617. Hey, old Bud. Bud, you bring the stuff?Copy !req
618. It's right here.Copy !req
619. - Show it. Show it.
- It's right here.Copy !req
620. - Show it.
- It's right here.Copy !req
621. - Show it.
- It's right there.Copy !req
622. We're rebels! We're rebels!Copy !req
623. We're the wildest!Copy !req
624. There they are.Copy !req
625. - Too bad we can't go in there.
- Yeah.Copy !req
626. Breaks my heart.Copy !req
627. Now remember, honey, I told you,Copy !req
628. we can't be staying out this late
on a school night.Copy !req
629. "We can't be staying out late."Copy !req
630. Whatever. I'll do what I want.Copy !req
631. Do what I want, when I want,
'cause I want to do it.Copy !req
632. You've come to the wrong place.Copy !req
633. - What is that?
- I'm lactose intolerant.Copy !req
634. - Oh, man.
- Here we go. I know.Copy !req
635. - One, two...
- Yeah.Copy !req
636. Two, yeah.Copy !req
637. Moo!Copy !req
638. That's called boytipping!Copy !req
639. - Let's get out of here!
- Come on, move it!Copy !req
640. Let me out!Copy !req
641. Okay, go!Copy !req
642. Never go to meadows.
Never go to meadows.Copy !req
643. Never go to meadows.
Never go to meadows.Copy !req
644. Treat cows nicely.Copy !req
645. Okay, no more Red Bull.Copy !req
646. Put crowns on our heads,
'cause we are the kings!Copy !req
647. Did you see his face?Copy !req
648. - Price...
- Less.Copy !req
649. - Price...
- Less.Copy !req
650. - Pr...
- Ice...Copy !req
651. Less.Copy !req
652. A toast! To a new world order.Copy !req
653. We are calling the shots now!Copy !req
654. - Yeah, it's all about us now.
- You've got that right, Otis.Copy !req
655. Nothing can touch us.Copy !req
656. Oh, man! Oh, man!Copy !req
657. - Oh, man!
- Man, oh, man!Copy !req
658. Let me out! You gotta let me out!Copy !req
659. Pull over to the side of the road.Copy !req
660. Oh, no, they're talking to us now.Copy !req
661. Pull over! You gotta pull over!Copy !req
662. We can't pull over!Copy !req
663. Hang on!Copy !req
664. What could be worse than this?Copy !req
665. What we got here
is probably some teenagersCopy !req
666. going out for a joyride
in their mom's car.Copy !req
667. Yeah, we'll shake them up a bit,
send them home. You know kids.Copy !req
668. Nothing a little strip search
won't cure, yeah.Copy !req
669. Is this thing still on?Copy !req
670. Is that a camera?Copy !req
671. - This is it. Goodbye.
- They're taping Cops.Copy !req
672. Mommy! Mooo-mmy!Copy !req
673. Hey, relax. We can lose them.
I mean, it's just a car, right?Copy !req
674. It's a chopper! It's a chopper!Copy !req
675. We're gonna die!Copy !req
676. We interrupt this program with
a breaking news story. Police are in...Copy !req
677. Would you look at that?
The world is going crazy.Copy !req
678. These kids get all hopped up on
Diet Coke and Jolly Ranchers and just...Copy !req
679. That's our car!Copy !req
680. That was a hoof.
There's a cow in our car! That is a hoof!Copy !req
681. Yes, this is Nora Beady.Copy !req
682. What do you mean, "What now?"Copy !req
683. My car is on TV,
and I think there's a cow in it.Copy !req
684. And I saw a cow outside my window.
I think they may be linked.Copy !req
685. Don't think I can't call again, Gary.Copy !req
686. Oh, that's nice. Good.Copy !req
687. They're gonna catch us
and they're gonna dissect us.Copy !req
688. We are ditching out!Copy !req
689. Two all-beef patties, that's our future!Copy !req
690. Out! Run!Copy !req
691. - Run!
- Stop touching me!Copy !req
692. They're making a run for it. Let's go.
Come on.Copy !req
693. This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219.
We've got suspects in sight.Copy !req
694. I'm chafing!Copy !req
695. Okay. Hurry up, fellows.
They're right over there.Copy !req
696. Oh, milk me!Copy !req
697. Okay, here we go! Here we go!Copy !req
698. Milk me!Copy !req
699. Geez, these guys are big.Copy !req
700. I see them over there.Copy !req
701. Cut it right!Copy !req
702. We got them!Copy !req
703. Could you guys believe that?
Did you guys see me?Copy !req
704. Me, I am fearless, baby.Copy !req
705. - Oh, yeah, fear...
- Less.Copy !req
706. I think I rolled over my foot.Copy !req
707. We left it the same way we found it.Copy !req
708. Okay, toodle-oo, Otis.
Same time tomorrow night?Copy !req
709. Hey, guys, can you imagine
Ben doing something like that?Copy !req
710. - No way. No way.
- We'd be in trouble.Copy !req
711. - Trou...
- Ble.Copy !req
712. Okay, explain to me exactly
why are we doing this?Copy !req
713. Because it's what my dad would do.Copy !req
714. Why don't you just go have fun,
all right? I can do this.Copy !req
715. No way. We're homeboys.
I'm here with you.Copy !req
716. Really, it's all right.Copy !req
717. Okay, I tried! Later, dude.Copy !req
718. I'll bring you back a drink or something.
Be back.Copy !req
719. Come on back, I'm right here.Copy !req
720. Mind if I join you?Copy !req
721. No. I mean, sure. I no mind you...Copy !req
722. Geez, I can't even talk to you!Copy !req
723. Hang on a second.Copy !req
724. Here. You know, just let me...Copy !req
725. No, I can still sit on my own, I think.Copy !req
726. Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh, the baby's coming!Copy !req
727. What?Copy !req
728. I made you jump.Copy !req
729. Nice. Nice. Thank you.
I about swallowed my cud.Copy !req
730. - It's beautiful, isn't it?
- My cud?Copy !req
731. - The night.
- Yeah, that, too. Yeah, it's nice.Copy !req
732. My dad had a thing about stars.Copy !req
733. - Tell me, what was he like?
- My pop?Copy !req
734. He was amazing.
Bigger than life, you know?Copy !req
735. Funny, we're not even related.Copy !req
736. He found me and he took me in.Copy !req
737. I never thought about it before,
but everything he did was for me.Copy !req
738. He's the only family I've ever known.Copy !req
739. The last time we talked,
he told me that the night he found meCopy !req
740. he looked up into the sky
and he said that the stars...Copy !req
741. God, I miss him.Copy !req
742. What about you?
I mean, if that's too personal, you know.Copy !req
743. If I'm overstepping like a boundary or...Copy !req
744. You know what? Too bad. Cough it up.Copy !req
745. Okay.Copy !req
746. Well, where do I start?Copy !req
747. I was married, and life was good.Copy !req
748. Yeah. It seems like
forever ago now, but...Copy !req
749. One day, a bad storm rolled in.Copy !req
750. Bessy and I were in the meadow
and we found a place on high ground.Copy !req
751. But when we went home,Copy !req
752. well, everyone was gone.Copy !req
753. You know what I think?Copy !req
754. I think some good things are gonna
start happening to you and me.Copy !req
755. What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?Copy !req
756. Hey, you're Ben's kid.Copy !req
757. Otis, right?Copy !req
758. So they left you in charge?Copy !req
759. Oh, that's precious.Copy !req
760. You thought you could fill his shoes?Copy !req
761. Otis, where were you?Copy !req
762. Were you off having fun?
Laughing with your barnyard buddies?Copy !req
763. Yeah, you could have made a difference
had you been there for him,Copy !req
764. but you weren't. Were you?Copy !req
765. Okay, from here on out,
this is the way it's gonna work.Copy !req
766. We show up, you look the other way.Copy !req
767. A few animals missing here and there.Copy !req
768. Hey, it's the natural order of things.Copy !req
769. It'll be our little secret.Copy !req
770. Oh, and Ben's kid,Copy !req
771. if you should think about getting
a sudden burst of courage,Copy !req
772. we slaughter every animal in sight.Copy !req
773. Now, you go back,
make everyone feel all safe,Copy !req
774. and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night.
That's a date.Copy !req
775. See you around.Copy !req
776. "Round." You're fat.Copy !req
777. Hey, Pop.Copy !req
778. I wanted to come by and...Copy !req
779. Look, you were just a great dad.Copy !req
780. You see, I...Copy !req
781. I don't know what I was thinking,
but, for a minute, I actually thoughtCopy !req
782. I could take your place.Copy !req
783. But those coyotes?Copy !req
784. I mean, you'd have stood up to them
and you wouldn't have backed down.Copy !req
785. I gotta tell you, I was so afraid.Copy !req
786. You know, I know I always said
that I wasn't you, and I'm not.Copy !req
787. But I wish I was.Copy !req
788. I can't do it, Pop.Copy !req
789. I gotta go.Copy !req
790. I'm sorry.Copy !req
791. And Duke will handle things,
and everything will be fine.Copy !req
792. Wait. What are you talking about?Copy !req
793. Could you just not say anything?Copy !req
794. Okay, I don't want to make
a big thing about this.Copy !req
795. Hey, everybody!
Otis is leaving the barnyard!Copy !req
796. - What's going on?
- I don't believe it.Copy !req
797. Oat, seriously,Copy !req
798. I mean, you and me,
we're like best friends.Copy !req
799. No, Pip. It's over!Copy !req
800. I'm leaving, all right? No big whoop.
Continue your day.Copy !req
801. Come on, Otis, we'll do what you say.Copy !req
802. That's the point.
I don't want you to do what I say.Copy !req
803. I don't want any of you
to have to listen to me.Copy !req
804. Don't listen to him!Copy !req
805. Stop doing what I say!Copy !req
806. Okay, so what you're saying is,
you'll stay if we don't do what you say.Copy !req
807. Dead bee.Copy !req
808. Thanks.Copy !req
809. Again, alive.Copy !req
810. Duke, you're in charge.
Get the dogs together.Copy !req
811. You guys can handle things
better than I ever could.Copy !req
812. Sure, Otis. If you say.Copy !req
813. I've got my own life to lead, all right?
I don't belong here anymore.Copy !req
814. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
815. What happened, Otis?
Oh, please don't say, "Nothing."Copy !req
816. Look, it's complicated.Copy !req
817. If you're hurting, let me help.
I'd like to help.Copy !req
818. You know what happened?
I froze. Okay?Copy !req
819. Last night, I didn't run the coyotes off.
I couldn't do anything.Copy !req
820. They're gonna come back tonight,
and I can't protect anyone.Copy !req
821. Everyone here, they all trust me.
And I can't protect a single one of them.Copy !req
822. Otis, the best leader
isn't the biggest or the strongest.Copy !req
823. The best leader is the one
who cares the most.Copy !req
824. Yeah, that's a nice thought, Daisy.
That's a really nice thought.Copy !req
825. I'll tell you one thing.
I am really going to miss Bessy.Copy !req
826. Okay. If this is what you have to do,
I understand.Copy !req
827. But I just want you to know one thing.Copy !req
828. Even if you do leave, I believe in you.Copy !req
829. Otis! Otis!Copy !req
830. All right, Peck, take it easy.
What's the matter?Copy !req
831. They took... We got to... Come on!Copy !req
832. I found him, guys!Copy !req
833. Otis, the coyotes. It just happened.Copy !req
834. They took Etta, Hanna,
maybe six, seven others, I don't know.Copy !req
835. They've never come
during the day before.Copy !req
836. They knew I wouldn't be
expecting them until tonight.Copy !req
837. They played me.Copy !req
838. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
839. Otis, they took Maddie.Copy !req
840. Those coyotes are strong.Copy !req
841. What?Copy !req
842. The coyotes, they're strong.Copy !req
843. I was just wondering
what a stronger man might do.Copy !req
844. - You'll look after things?
- Be proud to.Copy !req
845. I'll be back.Copy !req
846. - I'm going, too.
- No, Pip, stay here.Copy !req
847. You can't do this alone.
They could kill you.Copy !req
848. Yeah, I guess they could.Copy !req
849. It's nice that you ladies
could join us this evening.Copy !req
850. Thank you for being so patient.
We prefer dining at night.Copy !req
851. You're a wonderful species.Copy !req
852. I love chicken.
My favorite part is the skin.Copy !req
853. You're a big meanie.Copy !req
854. - What?
- You're a meaner.Copy !req
855. Meaner, meaner.
Meaners got to eat, too.Copy !req
856. Leave her alone.Copy !req
857. This one's mine.Copy !req
858. Cook her while I have the little one
for an appetizer.Copy !req
859. You know, because I'm a meaner.Copy !req
860. Put the chick down, Dag.Copy !req
861. - Otis!
- Oaty!Copy !req
862. We suddenly got a burst of courage,
did we?Copy !req
863. Okay. All right.Copy !req
864. Well, first, what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna take that chick from you.Copy !req
865. Then, while you're picking yourself
up off the ground,Copy !req
866. I'm gonna gather up the hens
and I'm gonna leave.Copy !req
867. And exactly how do you propose
you're going to do that?Copy !req
868. Kill him!Copy !req
869. Well, I know what's rightCopy !req
870. I got just one lifeCopy !req
871. In a world that keeps on
pushing me aroundCopy !req
872. But I'll stand my groundCopy !req
873. And I won't back downCopy !req
874. Hey, babyCopy !req
875. There ain't no easy way outCopy !req
876. HeyCopy !req
877. I will stand my groundCopy !req
878. And I won't back downCopy !req
879. Oh, you like that, yeah?Copy !req
880. That should do. That should do.Copy !req
881. Well, look at the hero.Copy !req
882. You thought you could come
into my den?Copy !req
883. Now, why don't you lay there and watchCopy !req
884. while we eat your friends?Copy !req
885. What's this?Copy !req
886. A strong man stands up for himself.Copy !req
887. A stronger man stands up for others.Copy !req
888. This should be fun.Copy !req
889. I smell fear.Copy !req
890. Shoot! I told you they can smell it!Copy !req
891. They can smell it?Copy !req
892. Oh, yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it.Copy !req
893. Just stick near me, guys,
and you'll be all right.Copy !req
894. Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back.Copy !req
895. I mean, your regular back.Copy !req
896. - Hey!
- Sorry, man.Copy !req
897. They're just pellets. I'm nervous.Copy !req
898. That's your army?Copy !req
899. Something tells me you may want
to take a couple steps back.Copy !req
900. Here we come!Copy !req
901. - Here comes trou...
- Ble!Copy !req
902. - Trou...
- Ble!Copy !req
903. - Trou...
- Ble!Copy !req
904. Pip, talk me into it. Talk me into it.Copy !req
905. Flip the lid a little bit.
You're mad! You're a pig!Copy !req
906. - You're mad!
- Let's do this!Copy !req
907. You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna go right in your ear!Copy !req
908. There's a mouse in my ear!
There's a mouse in my ear!Copy !req
909. Oh, yeah. Step on it, baby!Copy !req
910. All right, come on.
Give me your best shot.Copy !req
911. Oh, sorry. Here. You know what?
Let me give you a hand.Copy !req
912. Yeah, give him the puncher!
Smack him!Copy !req
913. Well, well, whatever will I do?Copy !req
914. Oh, don't worry,
I got something special for you.Copy !req
915. I just love that little guy.Copy !req
916. Come on, hurry.Copy !req
917. - No!
- Hi!Copy !req
918. It tastes like chicken!Copy !req
919. Chicken!Copy !req
920. Chick, chick, chickity-chick, chicken!Copy !req
921. Come here,
you furry, four-legged chickens!Copy !req
922. Take it easy, man.Copy !req
923. Come on, what you got going?
There's nothing there.Copy !req
924. Hey, Otis, look out!Copy !req
925. - Behind you!
- Watch out!Copy !req
926. Watch out!Copy !req
927. Look behind you.Copy !req
928. Remember me?Copy !req
929. I'm Ben's kid.Copy !req
930. Never come back!Copy !req
931. - Pip?
- I'd have to go with the iron, man.Copy !req
932. Then I said
I was gonna hit him with a stick.Copy !req
933. We know. We know.
I heard you say that.Copy !req
934. Quite a night, huh?Copy !req
935. We took down the coyotes,
Peck learned to crow,Copy !req
936. and by the time we get back,Copy !req
937. we'll have a new member
of the barnyard running around.Copy !req
938. Daisy. She like went into labor
after you left.Copy !req
939. - Daisy's...
- She's having her baby, dude.Copy !req
940. What you think was gonna happen?Copy !req
941. She would just keep getting
bigger or something?Copy !req
942. - Is she all right? We've gotta get back.
- Yeah.Copy !req
943. Doubtful we'll make it
back in time walking.Copy !req
944. I'm sure she's gonna be all right, Otis.Copy !req
945. Miles, I've got to be there.Copy !req
946. Please remember, mister,
that I am a lady.Copy !req
947. When you are with me,
your eyes are on me, not her.Copy !req
948. We can call and tell them
where to pick them up.Copy !req
949. Car!Copy !req
950. Righteous!Copy !req
951. Duke, what's happening?Copy !req
952. Otis, come on. You know, I think...
I'm pretty sure... Yeah, it's time.Copy !req
953. Boy.Copy !req
954. Otis, I was so worried.Copy !req
955. Worried about what?
I so had that covered.Copy !req
956. It's okay, I'm here.Copy !req
957. And I'm here for you, too.Copy !req
958. Okay, girl, you're doing fine.
Now, just breathe.Copy !req
959. Man, that looks like it hurts.Copy !req
960. Oh, that's very profound, Insight-Man.Copy !req
961. Well, excuse me for being a pig.Copy !req
962. How come nothing's happened yet?Copy !req
963. She's gonna be all right, though, huh?Copy !req
964. Yeah, like, like...
What if it gets stuck or something?Copy !req
965. What? You mean like stuck halfway,
so she'd be a cow and a half?Copy !req
966. I didn't say "cow and a half."Copy !req
967. Yes, you did. You just did.Copy !req
968. - Hey, Duke, did I say "Cow and a half"?
- I'm not doing this.Copy !req
969. No, look.Copy !req
970. It's a beautiful little boy.Copy !req
971. Go ahead.Copy !req
972. He's perfect.Copy !req
973. What are you gonna name him?Copy !req
974. I was thinking I kind of likeCopy !req
975. Ben.Copy !req
976. Oh, I think that's just great.Copy !req
977. Hey, there, little Ben.Copy !req
978. Hey, there, little buddy. Look at you.Copy !req
979. Look at my little buddy.Copy !req
980. Here you go.Copy !req
981. Hey, Otis, we were all talking,Copy !req
982. and we know you may have
other plans, we understand that,Copy !req
983. but we really, really appreciate
what you did around here.Copy !req
984. And, well, we were wondering,
I don't know,Copy !req
985. if maybe you planned
on staying around a little longer?Copy !req
986. Freedom is a songCopy !req
987. Freedom is a spiritCopy !req
988. To take another's handCopy !req
989. I'll just say this,Copy !req
990. as long as I'm still kicking,Copy !req
991. no animal will be harmed
inside that fence.Copy !req
992. High paw!Copy !req
993. Hey, all right.Copy !req
994. Freedom is a songCopy !req
995. Freedom is a spiritCopy !req
996. For people who are strongCopy !req
997. Freedom is a spiritCopy !req
998. Freedom is a landCopy !req
999. Freedom is the courageCopy !req
1000. To take another's handCopy !req
1001. I, Nora Beady, am a precious objectCopy !req
1002. and shall treat myself as such.Copy !req
1003. Gosh, I wonder why...
I forgot to use conditioner, or...Copy !req
1004. Or... or...Copy !req