Barbie & Kendra Save the Tiger King (2020)

1. Six feet people,

2. we're still social distancing.

3. Hello

4. I've been looking everywhere for you.

5. - Well, I'm somewhere else - Obvi.

6. I don't know where I am or how to get out?

7. - Help me! - Just retrace your steps,

8. do exactly what you did before but in reverse.

9. Okay.

10. Um.

11. Just wait a second creepo.

12. Okay, um, what did I do before?

13. Oh, yeah!

14. Shoot, nothing happened.

15. Oh yeah.

16. You made it!

17. OMG, your hair is totally cute.

18. OMG, thank you.

19. Physically safe high five.

20. Kissy num-nums.

21. I really miss you.

22. I really miss you, too.

23. We cannot have a kiss, miss my show,

24. - come on Barbie! - Okay.

25. TBH

26. you smell a little funny.

27. Well, I've been wearing these,

28. ew, clothes forever.

29. Hold on a second.

30. Hurry, the show's about to start.

31. Woo, Tiger Joe.

32. Tiger Joe.

33. Ginger Joe.

34. Hey!

35. The shows gonna start.

36. Hey, sorry girl a little too close for corona comfort.

37. - Oh, right. - Scootchy scootch.

38. - Scootchy scootch. - Fun.

39. I can't wait to watch the show.

40. What show are we watching?

41. Oh, it's my show on the BPN

42. - BPN? - Yeah, Big Pussy Network.

43. It's like this nature channel

44. with this show that I've been binging

45. ever since you were gone.

46. Wait, how long was I gone for?

47. There is this guy, Joe Exotic.

48. He is like, this total hunk.

49. Oh, he makes me wanna purr.

50. Meowy!

51. Yeah, he's like this total Tiger King

52. who is framed by this chick,

53. who like yeah,

54. who everybody thinks killed her husband.

55. There is coronavirus and then there is Tiger King

56. and nothing else.

57. Many people have been taking this time at home

58. to binge watch the Netflix series "Tiger King".

59. The docu-series follows

60. a society of big cat owners and conservationists.

61. One of those people is Don Lewis

62. who has been missing since 1997.

63. Lewis was married to Carol Baskin

64. the target of a murder-for-hire plot.

65. The Hillsborough County, Florida Sheriff's office

66. has seen an influx of tips.

67. Have you ever ever heard of a will

68. that has a disappearance clause?

69. "If I ever disappear, leave my wealth to this person."

70. We do have a detective supervisor

71. who's combing through every single tip that comes in.

72. I remain optimistic.

73. I'm sure hoping someone will feel comfortable coming forward

74. and providing that missing piece that will help us solve...

75. Oh there he is.

76. See what I mean?

77. Isn't he like the hottest?

78. Uh,

79. Kendra?

80. It's about to start.

81. This is BPN, Big Pussy Network.

82. Big pussy, all the time.

83. We now present our fur-tastic presentation of

84. "The Great Catsby, the Joe Exotic Story".

85. Bye queen.

86. Daddy.

87. I'm home from tiger cub scouts.

88. Daddy?

89. You ready for a trip to mama's?

90. You're not making me go back in the jungle again, are you?

91. Are you excited?

92. It stinks.

93. It don't stink.

94. I said, I don't wanna go.

95. I hate that jungle!

96. This is your last trip son.

97. Uh-huh.

98. Daddy, why don't mama live with us?

99. - Huh? - Lil Joe,

100. you know she can't fly home since the big accident.

101. Mm-hmm.

102. What's wrong with that bitch taking a boat?

103. Your mama has a bad case of the amnesia.

104. Let's get along now.

105. 586 to the Amazon now boarding.

106. Hi there.

107. You must be Little Joe Exotic.

108. You look like a boy who just loves the jungle.

109. Who the fuck is this close talker?

110. You're gonna have so much fun.

111. You'll see cobras, jackals, man-eating plants.

112. Daddy!

113. Murder Hornets, tsetse flies, Ebola.

114. I said I don't wanna go!

115. I hate my absentee mother.

116. Get your hands off me.

117. I can find my own seat, bitch.

118. - Welcome aboard ma'am. - I'm a dude.

119. Of course, you are.

120. Can you extinguish your cigar before takeoff?

121. You'll have to put your pants on,

122. you're sitting next to a minor.

123. I bet you're very excited to see your mommy.

124. You don't know me.

125. Mm-hmm.

126. Girl, I have zero connection with that woman.

127. Why?

128. She shades me and my daddy.

129. Mm-hmm.

130. Oh no, I'm pretty sure you're mistaken.

131. Folks, this is your pilot, Captain Crunch.

132. On behalf of Wildcat Air

133. I'd like to welcome you aboard flight 86.

134. So sit back and enjoy the ride,

135. we're expecting a very smooth flight.

136. - Oh, hi Debbie. - Hi.

137. Did you remember the vermouth?

138. Dirty martini, just the way you like it.

139. - Full flight? - Mm, not bad really.

140. There's a sad little boy in first class.

141. Name's, Joe Exotic.

142. Joe Exotic?

143. He's the son of the actress Isadora Manicotti Exotic.

144. The movie star,

145. the one from that big zip line accident

146. Zip line?

147. While she was filming the musical "Malaria Mayhem"

148. in the jungle

149. both her and her husband fell.

150. Did they survive the fall?

151. Mm-hmm, but they both suffer from memory loss.

152. I wish I could forget my home life.

153. Could I get you another round Mr. Exotic?

154. Oh, thank you very much Pickles.

155. The name's Jedediah.

156. Another moonshine coming right up.

157. You're really throwing them back tonight.

158. Something bothering you?

159. Or are you just trying to get turned up?

160. My son's going to visit his mama for the last time.

161. The last time?

162. Something's not right.

163. Did you check the power steering fluid?

164. No!

165. I can't control the plane!

166. And you can't control me anymore either.

167. Not tonight Kenny.

168. You're tearing us apart.

169. Not tonight Kenny.

170. Abner, I'm telling you

171. our next door neighbor is a practicing witch.

172. Last week I peaked

173. and saw her doing the fornication ritual.

174. I'm sorry, have we met?

175. Oh, what brings you boys to the Amazon?

176. We got on the wrong plane.

177. I saw you perform at Coachella once.

178. Oh, it was so damn lit.

179. You're the chick who got naked.

180. Why yes.

181. I was tripping balls with my homies.

182. Hey, dudes, let's play this broad a song.

183. Yeah!

184. Maybe they'll bring peanuts.

185. Who-hoo!

186. Yeah!

187. That isn't your seat.

188. You ever explore Scientology?

189. Pull back!

190. Damn, I need something to calm my nerves.

191. Tell Debbie to bring another round, stat!

192. Admit it, we're growing apart.

193. 10-4 flight 86.

194. Captain Crunch says he's having serious issues.

195. I never said we were a couple.

196. Frankly, I can't believe they lasted as long as they did.

197. May I have your attention, please?

198. Newly single co-pilot Kenny here.

199. Please fasten your seatbelts.

200. I have ironically sobering news.

201. I never got my peanuts

202. And I'm headed for Al-Anon.

203. We're having minor engine issues

204. that our asshole pilot is sorting out.

205. We ask that you remain calm.

206. Don't get your panties in a wad

207. odds are you're not in danger.

208. With that said if any of you brought parachutes

209. now would be a good time to put them on.

210. And thank you for flying Wildcat Air.

211. The impact should be here.

212. So the debris will be around this area.

213. Warn the first responders to gas up.

214. And tell Debbie to cancel the dinner service.

215. Um, sister,

216. you might wanna start a confessional line.

217. Uh, folks,

218. this is Captain Crunch up in the cockpit.

219. We hope you're having a terrific flight

220. and not listening to any idle gossip

221. that might be spreading about me.

222. We should be hitting the ground soon.

223. If I don't see you before you land

224. or you should land before I do,

225. we thank you for flying Wildcat Air.

226. We know that you have other options in travel

227. and sure do appreciate your business.

228. This pilot sucks.

229. Teddy, the plane is sinking.

230. I forgot to ask the passengers

231. if they have anything to declare.

232. I'll conduct cross check.

233. But I forgot my phone charger.

234. - Bye, bye. - This is the last one.

235. What about little Joe Exotic?

236. Look in the cargo hold, find anything that floats.

237. My leg.

238. - Bye bye. - No, I'm on my honeymoon!

239. - Bye bye. - What are you doing,

240. I can't swim!

241. I'm algae intolerant.

242. Thank you for flying Wildcat Air.

243. Hold on, he's eating my arm.

244. Hello?

245. Is this Chip Exotic?

246. Yeah, that's me!

247. Adventureland travel agency, here.

248. I'm sorry to report that the plane carrying young Joe Exotic

249. has crashed into the Amazon.

250. Hello?

251. His last trip

252. to the jungle.

253. You're watching

254. "The Great Catsby, the Joe Exotic Story".

255. Starring several Canadian actors that you don't recognize.

256. It's no wonder that Joe Exotic's popularity has skyrocketed

257. since the premiere of "The Tiger King" documentary.

258. What's not to like?

259. He's a blond, blue-eyed, all-American boy

260. with a knack for shooting guns

261. and an insatiable appetite for pussy.

262. Pussy of the tiger variety.

263. He puts the X, X, X in Exotica.

264. Am I right?

265. He's kind of charming I guess.

266. But I don't think he's for us.

267. Oh, Joe is for everybody.

268. Mm, don't think he likes our kind of kitty cat.

269. Keep watching.

270. Ironic that America's hero Joe Exotic

271. sits rotting in jail, while Carol Baskin's late husband

272. still has not been found.

273. She is the villain of the show.

274. I just wanna scratch her eyes out.

275. She is more evil

276. than Darth Vaper from Star Trek Wars.

277. - You mean Dark Vayner? - Yes him too.

278. I call him Joey Joe Joe Joe

279. because he's like

280. so cute.

281. All of our friends have been disappearing

282. without a trace too!

283. I bet that Carol Baskins' behind it!

284. No, they're not disappearing Barbie.

285. We are all still self-isolating.

286. Well, we should still do something about her.

287. I hate that stupid flower tiara.

288. Yeah.

289. If only we had some celebrity endorsement to help us.

290. Hmm.

291. It's no wonder that rapper

292. and hoochie-mama Cardi B has started a campaign

293. to free Mr. Exotic.

294. While some viewers think that Joe's sentencing fits,

295. Cardi B, a performer known for her logical insight,

296. is convinced that he was framed

297. and plans to help him with his appeal.

298. I can't believe he's in jail.

299. I know!

300. That giggling witch went like way too far.

301. What are we gonna do?

302. I have this bitching idea.

303. We are going to save the Tiger King!

304. - We're lame ass activists. - Yeah.

305. - Let's call him. - Yes!

306. Wait, but how do you have the prison's phone number?

307. Oh like I have it in speed dial.

308. I have all their numbers in the speed dial.

309. If you'd like to speak to a prisoner,

310. press one.

311. You have reached the State Penitentiary

312. for wayward animal hoarders.

313. Please leave a message.

314. Mega bummer.

315. Hello?

316. Can anybody hear me?

317. Here.

318. Let's just keep watching.

319. You stay back, missy!

320. I'll kill ya and turn ya into a fanny-pack.

321. Help, get me the fuck out of here!

322. Daddy!

323. Momma!

324. I'm in no mood for an adventure.

325. So they say the plane went down around here.

326. Hey monkeys, where the fuck am I?

327. There's got to be an RV park around here somewhere.

328. This sure ain't no Sandals Resort.

329. Well, I guess it's lead, follow or get out of the way.

330. But first I gotta take a shit.

331. The plane went down here

332. and parts of it ended up over here and here.

333. Has the mother launched her search party?

334. Amazon terminal to Isadora Manicotti Exotic.

335. Do you read me, over?

336. Affirmative Jungle One, this is Panther 12.

337. We are searching for a boy.

338. Ah, your little son could be anywhere.

339. Who?

340. Your son.

341. He's lost.

342. I have amnesia.

343. - I forget things. - Mm-hmm.

344. Must be hard forgetting things all the time.

345. I imagine it would be.

346. These canopies go on for miles.

347. We're better off searching on foot.

348. - To find my lost son? - Bingo.

349. The father's a movie star,

350. offered a pretty big bounty.

351. What's that?

352. Someone's down there.

353. - Joe Exotic? - I'm not sure.

354. But it could be.

355. Could be him.

356. Lost child on the riverbank.

357. Is there a park ranger around?

358. This is such horseshit.

359. I didn't wanna come here anyway, waste of my damn time.

360. I'm starting to think you're right.

361. Maybe there's someone who knows the terrain

362. who can help me find my son.

363. You must know someone.

364. What's so damn funny?

365. There's only one man who can help you.

366. What are you waiting for?

367. Tell me who.

368. Brick Fister.

369. The very same man who caused your zip line accident.

370. Ay, caramba, shake those maracas.

371. Buenas dias, table for one?

372. Rafiki get this girl a margarita and some chips and salsa.

373. Muyo buenos.

374. Taytias.

375. This table will be fantastico.

376. Welcome to Casa Anaconda.

377. How about we start with some appetizers?

378. The lemur taquitos are very nice.

379. Sounds great.

380. Would you like to hear our specials?

381. Of course.

382. Tonight we have a lovely rhinoceros fajita platter

383. served with rice and beans and gorilla foot flambe.

384. Do you have any sevens?

385. Fish.

386. Ah crap, I say we play Crimes Against Humanity next.

387. I've played that enough.

388. That forgetful actresses is here.

389. Mm, what do I care?

390. Not that she would recognize my face if she saw me anyway.

391. I've done enough damage.

392. Maybe she forgot.

393. Miss Exotic, I know why you're here.

394. I believe you know Brick Fister.

395. I barely recognize you without your body cast.

396. Beat it.

397. Well, then I can only imagine

398. why you'd be looking for an old acid burnout like me.

399. Speaking of, did the waiter bring the drink menu?

400. Terrific selection.

401. So, Isadora Exotic what brings you here,

402. or can't you remember?

403. Yes, my son Joe Exotic was on a plane that went down.

404. I have a gut feeling that—

405. And you want this fried out day tripper to help find him

406. the very man whose shoddy zip line nearly ended you?

407. Haven't I done enough?

408. I forgive you Brick.

409. Forgive me.

410. If only I could forgive myself.

411. I was on three tabs of Blue Sunshine that morning.

412. I could have killed you.

413. I need your help.

414. Not interested, I've lost my mojo.

415. You owe this to me.

416. My pilot said he thinks

417. Joe is somewhere near the Temple of the Tiger

418. just past a secret diamond mine.

419. There's something in Joe's suitcase.

420. Something that will reveal the missing parts of my past.

421. Tell me you'll do it.

422. Help me find Little Joe Exotic.

423. This is Uganda Jones calling.

424. She's here to hire Brick Fister

425. to help her find her boy.

426. She knows where the diamond mine is.

427. Any other information?

428. The guacamole looks great.

429. Cut them off at the path.

430. Don't let anyone know you're—

431. Oh, no.

432. I'm about to become a very rich man.

433. Especially when I find

434. Joe Exotic first.

435. I didn't hear nothing.

436. I just was coming back for more hog chowder.

437. Say you'll help Joe and restore my memory?

438. All right.

439. We'll leave tomorrow.

440. Lord have mercy not more bats!

441. I've had enough of this dump.

442. I'm due for a chocolate Yoo-hoo and a bubble bath.

443. I'm starting to get a serious case of swamp ass.

444. Wait!

445. What's that?

446. Over here!

447. Don't forget baby.

448. I'm coming, save me a seat.

449. Wait!

450. Don't forget baby!

451. Help, get me the fuck out of here!

452. Shit.

453. Are you sure you saw something?

454. That was either a kid or an albino chimp in a red sweater.

455. I don't know.

456. Maybe you were seeing things.

457. I don't know.

458. There's not another soul around here for miles.

459. That Exotic kid was probably gobbled up by something.

460. Speaking of,

461. why'd the tiger eat the tightrope walker?

462. I don't know.

463. He wanted a well-balanced meal.

464. Your jungle humor!

465. Did you know that three two cans equal a six-pack?

466. I'm telling you,

467. we'd make a fortune if we opened a comedy hut.

468. There's no cash in searching for lost children.

469. Hey, what's that!

470. A flotation device shaped like a coffin.

471. Somebody's having a garage sale.

472. It's a life vest and a little girl's sweater.

473. Heads up, angry natives.

474. Run.

475. You get no comedy club!

476. Screw this kid he's on his own.

477. Well fuck you too.

478. Where on god's green earth is my mother.

479. I'll be right there.

480. Room service?

481. No, I'm your psychiatrist,

482. Dr. Florence Henderson.

483. Well, of course, it's you.

484. Please come in.

485. "The Great Catsby, the Joe Exotic Story"

486. will return after this message.

487. Ladies and gentlemen,

488. if you like pizza, pasta or chicken Alfredo,

489. I can promise you,

490. Zooters is the place you wanna stop.

491. It's right in front of the

492. Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park.

493. You don't have to enter the zoo

494. to sit down and have some of the world's famous pizza,

495. a cold beer, or something else to drink

496. and sit down in an atmosphere next to tigers

497. that you have never experienced anywhere in the world.

498. Yep, you heard me right.

499. You can sit down on the patio

500. right next to real-life tigers

501. and you can have some of the best homemade pizza,

502. that I make from scratch.

503. And that's a Joe Exotic promise.

504. Joey's a real entre-manure.

505. Yeah, like a entra-padoer!

506. Ah, he's such a babe.

507. We now return to

508. "The Great Catsby, the Joe Exotic Story"

509. sponsored by Zooters Pizza.

510. Thank you for helping find Little Joe.

511. Let's just hope I don't screw it up again.

512. Any of this jog your memory?

513. You've got to try.

514. Harder!

515. Why don't you back off of her.

516. That's not why we're here.

517. Pretty big talk from the burnout

518. who caused her dilemma.

519. Look.

520. Now, that's a creature who never forgets.

521. Remind me why he's here again.

522. She invited me.

523. That's not true Dr. Henderson

524. and you know as well as I.

525. Keep it 100 Isadora.

526. How would you even remember?

527. Okay, I am officially over this.

528. If I don't get me a box of chicken tenders

529. and a Zooters Pizza in the next hour

530. there will be hell to pay.

531. What kind of a father flies his child to the Amazon

532. on a budget airline.

533. I don't even like my mama.

534. Falling off a zip line and scarring me for life.

535. Whoa!

536. Let go of me you pervert.

537. Put me down.

538. You're lucky I left my boning knife

539. in the overhead compartment.

540. I know what you're up to,

541. I've seen "To Catch a Predator".

542. Where are we?

543. What is this?

544. Brick!

545. Is a tourist trap, that hag over there recognizes you.

546. Who is she?

547. My ex.

548. Brick, Brick Fister, you've returned!

549. Sumbala Punani finally answered my prayers!

550. I knew you'd come back to me.

551. I promise, I'll never read your text again

552. while you're in the shower, ever again!

553. It's over Stacy.

554. I'm not here for you.

555. No, I can't live without you,

556. I miss your man musk!

557. Damn you cockroaches.

558. Snuffalubagus, how's business?

559. Word is that your people have spotted a lost boy.

560. Tell me what you know.

561. I do not know of any boy.

562. Would you like to buy a basket?

563. You're a dirty liar.

564. Tell me what you know.

565. Snuffalubagus has been in quarantine.

566. I know nothing.

567. Oh, yeah.

568. Is this what it takes?

569. Cash under the table.

570. Who paid you off?

571. You buy, but first.

572. I'll call the IRS.

573. No, not the IRS.

574. No!

575. They'd audit the shit out of you.

576. It was Uganda Jones.

577. He plans to kidnap Joe Exotic.

578. They have laws against this.

579. Child abduction is a very serious crime.

580. You better hope there's no amber alert out on me.

581. Your honor, may Mowgli approach bench?

582. Yes, my dimwitted subject.

583. I present to you,

584. young redneck for sacrifice at big company picnic.

585. Which one of you is wearing patchouli.

586. Mm.

587. Where did you find this child?

588. Wandering the jungle, my lord.

589. This is no intruder.

590. No ordinary child

591. No, village moron,

592. this child was sent from the great tiger god above.

593. He is a sacred being destined to be worshiped.

594. He will reign a realm called Netflix,

595. will marry into a mysterious truple,

596. and later open a filthy zoo.

597. The tiger god has delivered him from the heavens.

598. We will hold a village floor show

599. to celebrate the joyous day.

600. All hail the new Tiger King!

601. Mm-hmm.

602. Did Snuffalubagus have any information?

603. Despite not having any connection with Joe Exotic,

604. I pray he's alive and safe.

605. Brick.

606. Are you all right?

607. My mescaline is kicking in.

608. I took Molly at a Farm Aid Concert once.

609. I woke up next to Minnie Pearl.

610. Is that the kid?

611. Don't be absurd.

612. The child was wearing a red sweater.

613. Of course, it is rather humid

614. he could have taken sweater off.

615. No, Joe Exotic is still alive.

616. I can honestly say I feel it in my bones.

617. I pray he still has his suitcase.

618. I must unlock my mysterious past.

619. We interrupt this program

620. for a Joe Exotic update

621. from the President of the United States.

622. One of the biggest rating hits of the coronavirus

623. aside from these briefings has been

624. a show on Netflix called "Tiger King".

625. - Yeah. - And the man

626. who's the star of this, is a former zoo owner

627. who's serving a 22-year prison sentence.

628. He's asking you for a pardon

629. saying he was unfairly convicted.

630. Your son yesterday jokingly said that

631. he was going to advocate for it.

632. - It must be Don. - It was.

633. I had a feeling it was Don.

634. Is that what he said?

635. He has 22 years for what, what did he do?

636. He allegedly hired someone

637. to murder an animal rights activist,

638. but he said that he didn't do that.

639. I'll take a look.

640. - Is that Joe Exotic? - Yeah.

641. That's Joe Exotic.

642. He doesn't need that orange squishy's help.

643. He has got us.

644. Oh, I can't even imagine, like how,

645. how sad he must be right now.

646. Stuck in that little cell with that like old scary men.

647. Or it might be like heaven.

648. We are coming for you Joey!

649. Who are you calling now?

650. I'm calling John Reinke,

651. he's the one with the cool like robot legs.

652. - Oh. - He'll know what to do.

653. Hey John, it's Kendra.

654. Can we do that like Zoom call now?

655. Yeah!

656. Perfect.

657. Okay, I'm gonna send you the link right now.

658. Okay.

659. All right two seconds.

660. Okay.

661. Right.

662. I can't believe we're actually saving a legend.

663. I know right and it's John.

664. He could do no wrong.

665. Oh, here he is.

666. Oh, I'm so glad that we finally connected.

667. Yay!

668. - That's great. - You're like so popular.

669. - What does it— - Um, it's getting popular.

670. What does it feel like to go from being tiger tangler

671. to like full-on celebrity?

672. Um, It's pretty crazy, actually.

673. I didn't even, I didn't expect none of this,

674. I didn't think it'd ever be this big.

675. So, how did Netflix treat you?

676. Or did you make, like a

677. zillion gajillion batrillion dollars?

678. Uh, no.

679. No, Netflix didn't pay nothing, so.

680. Uh, they don't pay for documentaries.

681. What do they pay for, like?

682. They, they,

683. I got the second time, when they did the extra episode

684. they had to pay me a little bit for just the interview.

685. But as far as the documentary goes,

686. they don't pay for documentaries.

687. They just—

688. You deserve, like the universe.

689. - I'm just saying. - You got jipped.

690. Yeah, I got jipped, yeah.

691. And then coronavirus is going on

692. so I can't go nowhere and be on any shows or anything, so.

693. Over the five years that I did that Netflix documentary

694. just from selling them videos and photographs

695. and stuff like that,

696. I got like 12 grand over the five years.

697. - Rough. - Yeah.

698. Well, what's it like to take care of a tiger?

699. Do you have to like brush and floss his teeth?

700. Do you like blow dry them after you bathe them?

701. Oh my god,

702. there's a lot to taking care of a tiger,

703. but I really, really miss the little babies most of all.

704. But um, you know, you don't brush their teeth.

705. You can, you can comb their hair and you love on them.

706. You gotta remember they're gonna grow up to be big, so

707. at any time they can kill you.

708. So you got about a year

709. that you can really play with him and love on them

710. and give them baths and stuff like that.

711. It's pretty cool.

712. So like, do you think we should save tiger Joe?

713. And like, how should we do it?

714. Um, you know, Joe did some things wrong.

715. And did I know he did them wrong?

716. I knew he did them wrong.

717. But I worked for the man you know,

718. I had to do what he said.

719. It was hard to walk away from them tigers

720. when I walked away.

721. I mean, I have a camel and a monkey there

722. and I can't get them back.

723. So uh, you know.

724. My lion died in August and nobody told me,

725. because I was gonna have him mounted.

726. Aw.

727. It was hard to walk away.

728. But yeah, I mean,

729. they're saying all kinds of things that's just false.

730. I mean,

731. you just gotta go on.

732. What does mounted mean?

733. Like you—

734. I was gonna have him stuffed.

735. I spent a lot of time with that lion.

736. I mean a lot of time.

737. And I wanted to have him stuffed so I could keep him.

738. So wait, it's just like,

739. stuffed and then it's like, in your living room

740. and you like, pet it.

741. Yeah, yeah.

742. Oh my gosh.

743. I'm sorry you couldn't have the stuffed guy.

744. You know, I don't know why he died.

745. I'd sure like to know why and I'm sure I will find out.

746. Well, we're giving you a hug.

747. Virtual hug.

748. - So— - I appreciate that.

749. So, you don't work for Joe anymore,

750. so what's like the biggest secret about him

751. that you've never told anybody, ever?

752. Man, you know,

753. he had a,

754. I guess, a revolving door of puppies

755. that come and go all the time.

756. And as far as puppies we're talking about

757. 18, 19-year-old guys, you know.

758. Um,

759. a lot.

760. Wow.

761. One's going out the back door, yeah.

762. That sounds juicy.

763. OMG.

764. Kind of like you.

765. Where do you think Joe Exotic

766. got his fashion inspiration from?

767. - Nightmares? - Oh my lord.

768. I'm sure it's a little bit of the gay part in him,

769. but he's been a showman ever since I've known him.

770. I mean, he's always done magic

771. and it was all about show.

772. Kept his fingernails black, you know,

773. he's got tattooed eyeliner on.

774. Wow, do you think like,

775. so all the things that Joe did,

776. like you know, with,

777. for Carol.

778. Do you think that was like all for show and like a joke

779. or was it for real?

780. Nah, it was for real.

781. She would literally hunt down him wherever he was

782. at a mall, at a theater or whatever

783. and just

784. hammer that place trying to get rid of Joe

785. and trying to ruin his lifestyle.

786. And you can only put up with a hater for so long

787. and then you just get mad and you blow up.

788. I bet, I mean like I am like team Joe.

789. Like, I'm all about saving Joe,

790. like I am so into him.

791. So, but I do keep hearing like

792. little, little bits here and there

793. like more you know about

794. maybe he's not the cat's meow.

795. So what is, what is the real dope?

796. Like, is he,

797. is he like a saint or is he like,

798. is he like a tiger dick?

799. Um, you know,

800. he'd probably fall in between them two.

801. I mean his ego is what makes him so bad.

802. But, did he do things wrong?

803. Yes, he did.

804. Did he sell tiger cubs?

805. Yes, he did.

806. And he should be in trouble for that.

807. Should he serve 22 years?

808. No.

809. The murder-for-hire thing was all provoked by

810. Jeff Lowe and Allen Glover and the Chucky doll.

811. So, like did,

812. did Joe actually marry the three hunks?

813. He actually...

814. Married.

815. I know he married Dillon,

816. the one he has now,

817. Dillon Passage I believe is his name.

818. And then,

819. as far as Travis and John goes,

820. you can't have three husbands.

821. And that was pretty much a mock-up wedding.

822. But I mean he did a whole ceremony and everything.

823. - Yeah. - Oh wow.

824. So between the three of them, who's the wife?

825. Um...

826. I would have to say Dillon.

827. Did he sing his own song?

828. He did not sing his own songs.

829. He had somebody else singing them songs.

830. I tried to talk him into singing at one time

831. to see if he could actually sing them

832. so he wouldn't be lying.

833. And he can't sing.

834. Oh my gosh, maybe he should be the lying king,

835. 'cause he's always lying.

836. Wait so your legs, your awesome robot legs,

837. - we're huge fans. - Yeah.

838. I mean, so can you like jump mountains and stuff?

839. I don't know about mountains,

840. but I can damn sure get over them.

841. - That's amazing. - Wow.

842. You're like so inspiring.

843. Thank you.

844. I try to be.

845. So, is it more comfortable cuddling with a tiger,

846. or like with your girlfriend?

847. I'm gonna get beat for this, but you know I really,

848. I really miss cuddling with my lion.

849. I really, really miss it.

850. So both at the same time?

851. Oh yeah, that wouldn't be no problem.

852. Okay, so last question.

853. Have you seen a corona zombie yet?

854. I have not seen a corona zombie yet.

855. - They're like really scary. - I have not.

856. You know around here,

857. I don't even know anybody that's got the coronavirus.

858. So, I don't know how whacked out they get, but,

859. you know, it's just not real big around here.

860. They're actually starting to open things up around here.

861. Anyway, thank you so much.

862. - Bye. - Bye.

863. Kissy num, num, nums.

864. Wow.

865. What in the actual furrrrk.

866. We now return to PBN's special presentation of

867. "The Great Catsby, the Joe Exotic Story".

868. Isadora, it's you ex-husband Chip Exotic.

869. I hope you can remember me.

870. I'm here searching for Little Joe.

871. Call me when you get this message.

872. Thank you very much.

873. Where to mister?

874. Take me to the center of the jungle and step on it.

875. Right away boss.

876. Ladies and gentlemen, savages and saints,

877. join us in this tiger-rific celebration

878. as we anoint young Joe Exotic,

879. the future Tiger King.

880. And now, direct from her residency at

881. the Planet Hollywood Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada,

882. please welcome the girl

883. who always grabs the tiger by the tail,

884. Miss Lelani Shapiro.

885. Work.

886. You go girl!

887. You look like an unshaven Kim Kardashian.

888. I wish I had a sling like that on my front porch.

889. I want an audition.

890. Work.

891. Good evening friends.

892. You go girl.

893. Did you bring any talcum powder with you?

894. What's talcum powder?

895. Never mind, we better set up camp it'll be dark soon.

896. The Temple of the Tiger's about two miles around the bend.

897. Keep your eyes peeled,

898. there are headhunters everywhere

899. I hope you have pain pills.

900. How long have you known that shrink of yours?

901. I don't remember.

902. He says he's making terrific progress with me.

903. Looks like it.

904. What do you mean?

905. Just stay off his couch.

906. Can't see where we're going.

907. I lost a flip flop

908. Get down!

909. My god, it's a pinata shaped like the coronavirus.

910. These headhunters certainly have a sick sense of humor.

911. I'm Chip Exotic.

912. I have an appointment.

913. We've been expecting you.

914. He's just finishing his hot Pilates class.

915. I understand your tremendous grief Mr. Exotic,

916. but you're talking about a child

917. wandering the wilds of the Amazon.

918. It's not safe for a young boy,

919. and trust me the Catholic Church knows young boys

920. better than anyone.

921. Joe Exotic is special.

922. There's gotta be somebody who has a plane

923. or a bulldozer that I can borrow.

924. Ah, very well.

925. I'll make a call to Father Wright

926. over at the mission in the bush.

927. Well, thank you very much Pickles.

928. He freelances as a skywriter on the weekends.

929. He might be willing to drop you off near the plane crash.

930. I hope you don't mind.

931. I'm a big fan.

932. I took the liberty of sketching you during our meeting.

933. If Joe Exotic has been through this area,

934. the villagers will tell us.

935. Or we'll shoot them.

936. We'll hit the trail after you cook breakfast.

937. Like a bitch.

938. Bacon crisp.

939. Cunt.

940. Beautiful night, hey Ramon?

941. Si, Mr. Brick.

942. My shift.

943. Make like a banana and split.

944. Si, Mr. Brick.

945. Excuse me miss.

946. Aren't you Isadora Manicotti Exotic,

947. the famous actress?

948. I used to be.

949. Before I fell from grace

950. and a hundred feet of twisted steel cable.

951. You exploded through that tree.

952. I'm lucky I don't remember.

953. I tried to look for you.

954. It was hard.

955. I was high on mushrooms.

956. You're not tripping now.

957. You don't know that.

958. Who am I to judge?

959. Brick, I survived a fall, a coma.

960. I woke up and realized I had a son.

961. As disconnected as I feel to him,

962. I can feel you all the way down to my cooch.

963. I hope you didn't forget how to give a hummer.

964. And I hope you aren't bothered by ringworm.

965. How do y'all think I'd look as a platinum blonde?

966. Mani-pedi time for the Tiger King.

967. You like a French tip?

968. No, thanks.

969. But I'm down to have my legs waxed.

970. Do you do eyebrow waxing?

971. Yes.

972. After, I give you a spray tan.

973. What's the tea on that Mowgli?

974. I don't trust that queen as far as I could lift him.

975. This is paradise.

976. I haven't felt this relaxed since I was in a coma.

977. Oh, what worry are a few water leeches

978. when you're top shelf pussy.

979. Wee.

980. Oo, she's blowing bubbles.

981. I may have forgotten my child,

982. but I still know how to fuck like a junkyard dog.

983. Hell gone take me away.

984. Oh this jungle is filled with mysterious gasses.

985. Si, Mr. Brick.

986. Break out my trucker speed.

987. Where is my patient?

988. Yeah, where did she go?

989. Isadora!

990. It's Brick Fister,

991. the man you made love to in that palm tree last night.

992. The guy you did that thing to

993. that I've never let a woman do to me before.

994. Not in this zip code anyway.

995. We've got to hit the trail.

996. We're almost to the Temple of the Tiger.

997. Oh, Brick stay back.

998. Someone took my Spanx.

999. Trust me, you don't wanna see me without them.

1000. My ass is so big, I once rolled over a dollar bill

1001. and made four quarters.

1002. You're incorrigible.

1003. And you're a beautiful broad with questionable hygiene.

1004. Now, let's hit the trail and find your rotten kid.

1005. She's a C-cup,

1006. that stands for cocoa nuts.

1007. C's like, you can't see it if I'm wearing it on my head.

1008. I make this offering to you.

1009. Whatever.

1010. I present this potato.

1011. Bullshit.

1012. And a magic corn cob.

1013. Ain't you ever heard of gift cards?

1014. If I'm the king, where's my baby tiger?

1015. Y'all need to discover deodorant.

1016. You're a musky bunch.

1017. Joe Exotic is a prick.

1018. No.

1019. You heard Grand Poobah,

1020. he say child is chosen.

1021. The tiger god has spoken, don't be buzzkill

1022. Tiger god makes shitty call.

1023. This kid a big pain in the ass.

1024. Joe Exotic must die.

1025. Mowgli far better suited to be Tiger King.

1026. Mowgli look better in crown.

1027. Last year won swimsuit competition.

1028. Mowgli's answer for perfect wish was world peace.

1029. Joe Exotic, basic bitch.

1030. You do look sick in a bikini.

1031. He must be sacrificed.

1032. Joe Exotic must die.

1033. Woo-hoo padre, I'm Chip Exotic.

1034. I'm the actor whose son's lost in the jungle.

1035. I've heard.

1036. I'm a ham radio aficionado.

1037. I hear you have a plane.

1038. Father Mandalorian is a pilot.

1039. I need him to fly me to the bush, I have cash.

1040. Cash happens to be the secret word.

1041. Follow me.

1042. Oh, thank you very much Pickles.

1043. I always wondered what you monks wore under those robes.

1044. Prince Machiavelli

1045. and Frederick's of Hollywood, of course.

1046. We've been hiking for four hours.

1047. Shouldn't we be near the diamond mine?

1048. Ai, I mean, temple.

1049. Brick knows exactly what he's doing.

1050. - Son of a bitch! - Ow!

1051. Of course, he does.

1052. Someone's getting sketchy.

1053. We're being hunted.

1054. This way.

1055. Little Joe could have been killed by that thing.

1056. Not tall enough.

1057. Maybe we should let your shrink lead the way.

1058. Mm.

1059. Murder squad reporting for duty.

1060. What is this?

1061. I said camouflage.

1062. This is too over-the-top.

1063. You look like you're dressed for Mardi Gras.

1064. Get out of my face!

1065. Seize them.

1066. If your son has been through here

1067. these villagers would know.

1068. Then again, they're cannibals.

1069. Do we really need to sit in the same seat?

1070. Yikes, cannibals!

1071. Uganda Jones, look!

1072. Hope that one doesn't crash too.

1073. Welcome to Fantasy Island.

1074. - I'm here for my son. - We also have replacements.

1075. Just gonna drop a deuce.

1076. Freeze.

1077. Hi.

1078. So, the great Joe Fister, we meet again.

1079. Uganda Jones.

1080. Looks like you've been working out.

1081. I owe it all to Nutri Systems

1082. plus hacking people to bits is terrific cardio.

1083. Dear god in heaven above,

1084. please watch over Little Joe.

1085. Please help him survive

1086. so that he grows into the great man I know he will be.

1087. A great sassy man

1088. in high heel boots and Sharpie pen eyeliner.

1089. Stranded in the jungle,

1090. crowned the Tiger King at six years old.

1091. Mother with amnesia!

1092. Who knew his childhood was so complicated.

1093. Man, Joey, Joe, Joe.

1094. You know tranquilizers take up to 20 minutes

1095. to knock down an animal.

1096. I can honestly say that is the first time I've seen it.

1097. Tiger King is kind of a tiger dick.

1098. Screw that piece of tiger shit.

1099. You know, I hope he gets out

1100. and he lives a life full of those toothless meth goons.

1101. And a life full of torment.

1102. That will teach him.

1103. Wow.

1104. You sure got over him fast, girl.

1105. I've been with thousands like him.

1106. Never again.

1107. Well...

1108. Maybe he'll change when he gets out.

1109. Oh, a tiger never changes its spots.

1110. Can we...

1111. Order some pizza?

1112. Yeah!

1113. Just not from Zooters.

1114. This is very intrusive of you.

1115. I wanna speak to your supervisor.

1116. - Ow. - And now Joe Exotic.

1117. No!

1118. Ow, no!

1119. How do you like my summer home?

1120. It's good that you kept the hardwood floors.

1121. This neighborhood has become completely gentrified.

1122. You can't even rob and pillage anymore.

1123. Still, I could not say no to the acoustic ceiling.

1124. I told my wife, I work hard foraging and hijacking,

1125. I'm picking the cave.

1126. Now, if you'll just step out onto the veranda

1127. we can have appetizers

1128. before I interrogate and torture you.

1129. Looks like neither one of us are going to find Joe Exotic.

1130. So instead you're going to tell me

1131. where the diamond mine is.

1132. Don't you touch him

1133. Get back.

1134. Just tell him where the mine is.

1135. I don't know.

1136. Then Brick Fister does.

1137. It's our only chance for survival.

1138. I swear, I hate you all so much.

1139. I hope scorpions climb in all your banana hammocks.

1140. What kind of people eat fire ants for breakfast?

1141. Smoky, no, he is the chosen one.

1142. Joe Exotic is the Tiger King.

1143. I don't even wanna be the stupid Tiger King.

1144. Just kill me so I can be put out of my misery.

1145. Let Mowgli be king.

1146. Maybe somebody will teach him to put his wig on straight.

1147. Give knife.

1148. Traitor!

1149. So much for being a team player.

1150. And now Joe Exotic.

1151. Mowgli finish job himself.

1152. Quick, distract Mowgli by burning down the entire village!

1153. Must change batteries in smoke alarm.

1154. Feed me.

1155. Where is the diamond mine?

1156. I'm Dr. Florence Henderson.

1157. I only dress like jungle explorer.

1158. Ha-ha!

1159. Looks like a shrink was packing heat.

1160. Why?

1161. For what reason?

1162. Could it be that Joe Exotic was never lost?

1163. Maybe this entire trip was a ruse

1164. to steal more of my people's gems?

1165. Nothing gets past Uganda Joe.

1166. Behind you!

1167. Who's hot jungle girl?

1168. Okay, that was dirty pool.

1169. My wife was about to bring out egg rolls!

1170. Retreat.

1171. This plant smells like the inside

1172. of Jim Morrison's leather pants.

1173. Somebody, please

1174. erase my web browser history.

1175. Who was that beautiful woman?

1176. Joe Exotic, come with me.

1177. Slow down, I'm on blood thinners.

1178. Pick up the pace, I just stepped on a mongoose.

1179. This way my child.

1180. I will lead you to safety.

1181. Uganda's men said

1182. there's a crash site down the river bend.

1183. While you are gone,

1184. I think I'll go check my email.

1185. Well it isn't safe, you should stay here.

1186. You're right.

1187. Maybe I'll just go bird-watching,

1188. capture monkey or find a Starbucks.

1189. Of course, naturally,

1190. I'd be nowhere near that secret diamond mine.

1191. Keep your eye on him.

1192. Owning a monkey is illegal.

1193. Wouldn't you be more comfortable

1194. without your wig, dear?

1195. If we're not back in 30 minutes,

1196. this adventure is officially over.

1197. All right, Isadora, don't forget to breathe.

1198. Quickly, my Tiger King.

1199. I am running with a broken heel.

1200. You're safe, my Tiger King.

1201. We will take shelter in the hollow of a tree

1202. and I will raise you as one of my own.

1203. I'd honestly rather be eaten by jackals.

1204. Oops, bye sugar.

1205. Lelani, no.

1206. My bad.

1207. Oh, Mowgli.

1208. Yes my beauty.

1209. Baby child leave.

1210. He will always be the only Tiger King.

1211. Go to him.

1212. What I wouldn't give

1213. for a good old-fashioned quarantine right about now.

1214. Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

1215. Come back Joe Exotic.

1216. Joe Exotic must die.

1217. Would somebody please call

1218. child protective services already?

1219. Good god, look at this twisted wreckage.

1220. This is the luggage compartment.

1221. Stay close.

1222. Be prepared for the worst Isabella.

1223. And keep your eyes peeled for the drink cart.

1224. Let's just hope the airline didn't lose his luggage.

1225. Oh, I just realized

1226. I don't have Joe's suitcase claim check.

1227. I wonder if you still get your frequent flyer miles,

1228. even if the plane crashes?

1229. Good question.

1230. What's that suitcase look like?

1231. Pink with Hello Kitty stickers all over it.

1232. I found it!

1233. Great, let's get out of here.

1234. We've got hungry piranhas at 12 o'clock.

1235. Finally my mysterious torment can end once and for all.

1236. By the powers vested in me

1237. I call upon the great tiger god

1238. to protect Joe Exotic

1239. and help him return safely home.

1240. Hell no, unhand me short eyes!

1241. Where he will forever live

1242. a perfectly virtuous life with occasional slip ups

1243. and a few bumps of meth.

1244. Dr. Henderson, we found Joe's suitcase.

1245. Finally we can be on our way.

1246. We're opening that case.

1247. Isadora, I'm not so sure

1248. that this is the place to reveal the contents

1249. of that suitcase.

1250. Shut up Florence.

1251. What if you don't like what you find?

1252. What if it worsens your condition?

1253. What if it's just your kid's underpants and fruit roll-ups.

1254. We must keep moving.

1255. It will be dark soon.

1256. There will be lots of mosquitoes.

1257. And the diamond mine,

1258. I mean the Temple of the Tiger is just a mile away.

1259. What about the child?

1260. It's my ex-husband's diary.

1261. That's very feminine

1262. Read it later, we'll make s'mores.

1263. Maybe I should go ahead without you.

1264. I could leave a trail of breadcrumbs.

1265. As my wife Isabella

1266. slowly begins to pull out of her coma,

1267. it's obvious that her memory

1268. seems to completely be failing her,

1269. leaving me wrought with guilt and concern.

1270. After I recuperated much faster than she

1271. the local natives nurtured me back to health.

1272. Particularly one raven-haired mystic beauty

1273. the locals call, Tigre.

1274. One night after Tigre

1275. gave me my nightly banana oil massage,

1276. we found ourselves drinking Mai Tais

1277. in the Temple of the Tiger

1278. where we ended up making insane unbridled love

1279. - in a variety of unorthodox— - Positions.

1280. Get up, take me to diamond mine now.

1281. That's right, I'm no doctor.

1282. Florence Henderson was mother on Brady Bunch.

1283. Cheap son of a bitch.

1284. The reason you never felt a connection

1285. with young Joe Exotic

1286. is because you're not his mother.

1287. The mystic Tigre is.

1288. Is there a witch doctor in the house?

1289. So, she's Joe Exotic's mother.

1290. I don't know what else I have to tell you.

1291. You can have the crown.

1292. I don't want it, I don't wanna be here.

1293. I just want a Pop Tart and Justin Bieber's Instagram.

1294. May he forever be watched over

1295. the great tiger god.

1296. May he be showered in wealth

1297. and be gazed upon by millions.

1298. You back off too, bitch.

1299. Bye Felicia!

1300. Hold on to your wig, girl.

1301. May he run for president,

1302. conduct magic shows

1303. and be acquitted of all charges.

1304. What the fuck was that all about?

1305. Exit stage left.

1306. Fuck!

1307. Oh now what?

1308. Daddy!

1309. Daddy!

1310. Don't eat me I have coronavirus.

1311. Daddy!

1312. Joe Exotic!

1313. I heard him, he's down here.

1314. - Daddy! - Joe Exotic!

1315. - Daddy. - Joe Exotic,

1316. - hold on son. - Hurry!

1317. Daddy's coming!

1318. Hurry.

1319. - Joe. - Daddy!

1320. You're alive!

1321. Joe, my god, you're all right.

1322. Take my hand son.

1323. Hold on son.

1324. I've got quick sand in my ass crack.

1325. Who are those two and where the hell have they been?

1326. Son, I'm sorry I sent you here.

1327. I wanted you to see the woman

1328. you thought was your mother one last time.

1329. Ain't you ever heard of FaceTime?

1330. Thank god.

1331. Oh son, you're safe.

1332. They was all calling me Tiger King.

1333. You are, Joe.

1334. The world will be so happy to know you're alive.

1335. Yet dead inside.

1336. I hope my schoolmate Carol Baskin didn't forget about me.

1337. You'll know one another

1338. for a very long time.

1339. Now let's go back home.

1340. All this time, filled with guilt

1341. - like I was a cold bitch. - Yes.

1342. Now you know you're not cold.

1343. Now you know the truth.

1344. Your husband banged a random while you were out.

1345. Convoluted?

1346. Yes.

1347. But you're off the hook.

1348. I'm so happy he was a lying cheat.

1349. I get it.

1350. Now that I don't have a kid, I,

1351. I just got so much hotter.

1352. I get that too.

1353. What do you say we go back to the tent

1354. and celebrate by putting a little stank on your hang low.

1355. If you promise you'll never forget me.

1356. What did you say your name was?

1357. No, seriously who are you?

1358. Daddy, what would you think about me growing a mullet?

1359. I've been thinking

1360. I wanna be famous.

1361. Well, thank you very much Pickles.

1362. That was like so random.

1363. Something tells me the writers

1364. might have embellished a little bit.

1365. Yeah, seriously.

1366. Oh, where is our pizza guy.

1367. I don't know but if he doesn't hustle it up,

1368. I'm not even gonna pretend like I was gonna give him a tip.

1369. Yeah, totally, no.

1370. Just a second.

1371. Masks, protection, quarantine.

1372. Safety first.

1373. - Yummy, pizza. - Pizza.

1374. Corona.

1375. Corona.

1376. Corona.

1377. Corona.

1378. Corona.

1379. Six feet, fucker.

1380. Corona.

1381. Oh no.

1382. We've totally been Carol Baskined.

1383. She is not gonna get these pussies.

1384. Quick, get your claws out, tigers.

1385. Let's rumble this jungle.

1386. Wait a second if we're both stuck here,

1387. who's gonna rescue us?

1388. This sucks.

1389. Oh wait.

1390. Oh wait, I got it!

1391. Oh my god!

1392. What now.

1393. Well anything is better than

1394. those uncool cats and kittens.

1395. - Yeah. - Yeah.

1396. Lets do it Barbie.

1397. Very importantly, I'm hereby directing

1398. the Department of Defense and Pentagon

1399. to immediately begin the process necessary

1400. to establish a Space Force

1401. as the sixth branch of the Armed Forces.

1402. That's a big statement.

1403. We are going to have the Air Force

1404. and we are going to have the Space Force.

1405. So, we just wanna know how you met Brandi

1406. since she's in the picture

1407. and how did that happen?

1408. You know...

1409. Everybody thinks I had this picturesque marriage,

1410. for 30 years and I didn't.

1411. I'd never seen her.

1412. She wouldn't do nothing with me and stuff like that.

1413. It was all of a sudden about me.

1414. - I wanted to be happy. - Right.

1415. She was actually a waitress at our local diner

1416. and she served me coffee every morning.

1417. - Oh right, that's great. - Ah, cute!

1418. That's great.

1419. So when that was happening Brandi,

1420. were you,

1421. was this all going on, the Tiger King thing, or before?

1422. No, this was, it was all going on.

1423. All right, so you already knew that

1424. what's happening and who John was, that's great.

1425. Then I had to go to federal court and talk to the FBI,

1426. yeah she knew all that.

1427. You guys are so cute together.

1428. I'm happy, I'm the happiest I've ever been.

1429. - That's great. - Yeah.

1430. You know that these girls

1431. who just kind of interviewed you in character

1432. they're kind of this way anyway.

1433. Yeah, yeah.

1434. They're kind of the same, you know.

1435. - That's all right. - Yeah.

1436. It would be funny if they both broke into an English accent

1437. they totally fooled you but that's not gonna happen.