1. Eight, eight, three, one.Copy !req
2. Eight, eight, three, one.Copy !req
3. Okay.Copy !req
4. Eight, eight, three, one.Copy !req
5. Come on. Eight, eight, three, one.Copy !req
6. Motherfuck. Okay.Copy !req
7. Go away.Copy !req
8. Eight, three, three, one.Copy !req
9. Okay.Copy !req
10. Eight, three, three, one.Copy !req
11. Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
12. Oh. Come on.Copy !req
13. Hi, you've reached Bonnie ZaneCopy !req
14. with Greater Wayne
Property Management.Copy !req
15. I can't come to the phone right now.Copy !req
16. Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.Copy !req
17. but please leave a message,
and I'll call you right back.Copy !req
18. Hi. This is Tess Marshall.Copy !req
19. I'm in town. I'm at the house on Barbary.Copy !req
20. And I'm on the porch,
and it's pouring rain,Copy !req
21. and there is no key in the lockbox.Copy !req
22. So, please, could you just
call me back on this number?Copy !req
23. Thank you.Copy !req
24. God damn it.Copy !req
25. Yeah?Copy !req
26. I'm sorry, who are you?Copy !req
27. What? Who are you?Copy !req
28. This is 476 Barbary, right?Copy !req
29. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I think so.Copy !req
30. You don't know?Copy !req
31. No. I don't live here.
I'm renting this place.Copy !req
32. It's the middle of the night.
I don't have itCopy !req
33. in the top of my head, the address.Copy !req
34. No, I'm renting this place.Copy !req
35. What?Copy !req
36. I... I'm renting this place.Copy !req
37. I... I booked it on Airbnb
like a month ago.Copy !req
38. I booked it on HomeAway.Copy !req
39. You're fucking kidding.Copy !req
40. Wait, wait.Copy !req
41. Wait, are you sure
you have the right place?Copy !req
42. Yeah, I...Copy !req
43. Yeah, my email says 476 Barbary.
That's here, right?Copy !req
44. And my code works for the lockbox.Copy !req
45. I'm supposed to be in here.Copy !req
46. Did you try
and call someone?Copy !req
47. Yeah. No one answered.Copy !req
48. And you're sure you have the right date?Copy !req
49. Look.Copy !req
50. Yeah. I mean, it looks right.Copy !req
51. Fuck. This is unbelievable.Copy !req
52. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
53. I don't know. I don't know.Copy !req
54. Why don't you...
Why don't you come inside?Copy !req
55. And we'll call these idiots.Copy !req
56. - Uh, would you mind if I...
- Yeah?Copy !req
57. I need to use the bathroom.Copy !req
58. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.Copy !req
59. It's just down the hall, to your left.Copy !req
60. Okay. I'll be right back.Copy !req
61. Would you mind pulling up
your reservation confirmation,Copy !req
62. just so I can see it?Copy !req
63. In case I'm some kinda weirdo,
who's broken in here to sleep?Copy !req
64. Yeah, yeah. No, it's fine.Copy !req
65. Let me just find my phone.Copy !req
66. Here.Copy !req
67. Jesus.Copy !req
68. I'm sorry. I didn't know you were back.Copy !req
69. - I was just getting my phone.
- Sorry.Copy !req
70. Here's... Here's the thing.Copy !req
71. Right.Copy !req
72. Yep. That looks right to me.Copy !req
73. Great.Copy !req
74. Maybe I have a different number
through HomeAwayCopy !req
75. than the one that you called?Copy !req
76. This is what I got.Copy !req
77. - 303-5... 5...
- 303-509...Copy !req
78. Yeah, that...
That's the same one.Copy !req
79. Yeah.Copy !req
80. Listen, I don't know
what the protocol is for this.Copy !req
81. Me neither.Copy !req
82. Um...Copy !req
83. I guess I'll just find somewhere else.Copy !req
84. - I mean...
- Yep.Copy !req
85. Guess I'm gonna do that.Copy !req
86. Uh, I'll let you get back to sleep.Copy !req
87. I feel bad.Copy !req
88. It's clearly not your fault.Copy !req
89. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
90. Just go drive around, looking for a hotel?Copy !req
91. I have my phone. Make some calls.Copy !req
92. In your car?Copy !req
93. Yeah, I don't think
that's such a good idea.Copy !req
94. I mean, I don't know if you got a great
look at this neighborhood, but it's not...Copy !req
95. I don't think you should be sitting
out there by yourself this late.Copy !req
96. I mean, I wouldn't do that.Copy !req
97. Look, obviously, do whatever you want,
but if you wanna hang out in here,Copy !req
98. where it's dry, and there's
a lock on the door,Copy !req
99. I'm totally fine with that.Copy !req
100. Uh, here's the Wi-Fi info...Copy !req
101. - Thanks.
- ... if you need it.Copy !req
102. Oh, by the way, I'm Keith.Copy !req
103. Tess. That's a pretty name.Copy !req
104. Thanks.Copy !req
105. Do you want anything?Copy !req
106. I think there's some tea in the kitchen.Copy !req
107. Um... Want some tea?Copy !req
108. - I'm okay. Thank you.
- Okay.Copy !req
109. Um... Oh, shit, yeah. There's...Copy !req
110. Somebody left out a bottle of wine here.Copy !req
111. With a ribbon on it,
like a housewarming thing.Copy !req
112. And there's some nuts here, too.Copy !req
113. I'm just saying.Copy !req
114. I'm okay.Copy !req
115. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool.Copy !req
116. Um, I'm gonna have some tea.Copy !req
117. I'll just make you a cup.Copy !req
118. Hi. Hi, I was just wondering,
do you have any rooms available?Copy !req
119. Yeah. For tonight, that's right.Copy !req
120. Really?Copy !req
121. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
122. Uh... Shit.Copy !req
123. You know what I just realized?Copy !req
124. The water is heating up, by the way.Copy !req
125. You know what I just realized?Copy !req
126. - What's that?
- There's a convention in town.Copy !req
127. What?Copy !req
128. Yeah, there's, like,
some huge medical thing.Copy !req
129. I don't think you're gonna
be able to get a room tonight.Copy !req
130. I can't believe this.Copy !req
131. All right. Here's what I propose.Copy !req
132. Why don't you just crash here?Copy !req
133. Oh, no. I don't...
I don't think that's...Copy !req
134. No, no, no. You take the bedroom,
and I'll sleep out here on the couch.Copy !req
135. And then tomorrow,
we'll call these idiots.Copy !req
136. Get our money back.
Free stay for both of us.Copy !req
137. Really can't believe this.Copy !req
138. I mean, I don't know
what else there is to do.Copy !req
139. - I can take the couch.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
140. Call me what you want,Copy !req
141. but there's no way
I'm sleeping in the bedroomCopy !req
142. while a young lady
is sleeping on the couch.Copy !req
143. Blame it on my upbringing,
but it's not up for discussion.Copy !req
144. Well, no offense,Copy !req
145. but I kinda have a thing
about clean sheets.Copy !req
146. You really didn't have to do that.Copy !req
147. Not even up for discussion.Copy !req
148. Besides, I have a raincoat
and you don't.Copy !req
149. - No, no, I got it.
- Oh. No, no, no.Copy !req
150. - You sure? You sure?
- I can... Yeah.Copy !req
151. Okay.Copy !req
152. You left this in the bedroom.Copy !req
153. Oh, shit.Copy !req
154. Thanks. Good eyes.Copy !req
155. I'm gonna go wash up.Copy !req
156. Yeah. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
157. Uh, hey.Copy !req
158. Uh, the laundry's still in the wash.Copy !req
159. Um...Copy !req
160. But I thought, well, I'm wide awake, so...Copy !req
161. So I, um... It's gonna be a bit now.Copy !req
162. I thought I'm gonna have
some of this here wine.Copy !req
163. But I didn't wanna open it
before you got out of the showerCopy !req
164. because I noticed
you didn't drink your tea.Copy !req
165. And, well, I totally get that,
by the way.Copy !req
166. I mean, you don't know me, and this
is a fucking really weird situation.Copy !req
167. It makes total sense.Copy !req
168. Um, but I thought that
you might want some of this.Copy !req
169. But if I opened it while you weren't here,
that... that...Copy !req
170. Fuck, I'm sorry.
I'm rambling.Copy !req
171. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
172. Um...Copy !req
173. I thought you wouldn't want any
if you didn't see me open it.Copy !req
174. So, I waited.Copy !req
175. I'm good, but you go ahead.Copy !req
176. - You sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
177. Okay. Um...Copy !req
178. Um, it's... I'd say you have aboutCopy !req
179. an hour and change
till the bedding's done.Copy !req
180. You gonna make it?Copy !req
181. I looked around for some clean ones,
but I couldn't find any.Copy !req
182. What are you gonna do on the couch?Copy !req
183. Oh, I'll be fine. Yeah.
I've slept on worse.Copy !req
184. I'm really sorry about all this.Copy !req
185. What, are you kidding?Copy !req
186. It's not your fault.
You're just as put out as me.Copy !req
187. Do you want me to make you
another cup of tea?Copy !req
188. No.Copy !req
189. You can watch this time.Copy !req
190. I'm okay.Copy !req
191. So, um...Copy !req
192. What brings you to town?Copy !req
193. - Job interview.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
194. Is it tomorrow?Copy !req
195. Yeah.Copy !req
196. What's the job about,
if you don't mind me asking?Copy !req
197. Yeah. It's okay.Copy !req
198. Um, it's a research position
for a documentary filmmaker.Copy !req
199. Really? Who's the filmmaker?Copy !req
200. Her name is Catherine James.Copy !req
201. Catherine James?Copy !req
202. I don't know her.Copy !req
203. Has she done anything I'd seen?Copy !req
204. Uh, she made a movie
about jazz last year,Copy !req
205. called Blue Easy.Copy !req
206. Oh, I saw that.Copy !req
207. You saw Blue Easy?Copy !req
208. I thought it was great.Copy !req
209. Are you kidding?
No one's seen that movie.Copy !req
210. About the makeshift brass band?Copy !req
211. And there's that scene
with the kids on the rooftop,Copy !req
212. playing the Coltrane stuff?Copy !req
213. Yeah, it's great.Copy !req
214. I can't believe you saw that.Copy !req
215. I thought it was awesome.Copy !req
216. What's her new film gonna be about?Copy !req
217. Oh, it's gonna be about
this place. Detroit.Copy !req
218. Like Detroit music?Copy !req
219. Oh, well, it's gonna be
about the artistsCopy !req
220. that have come here
in the last ten yearsCopy !req
221. and set up collectives
and creative communities on the...Copy !req
222. Well, the edge of...Copy !req
223. Where the houses are basically free.Copy !req
224. That's pretty cool.Copy !req
225. Do you know who you should
interview for that?Copy !req
226. Who?Copy !req
227. Me.Copy !req
228. Why is that?Copy !req
229. Because I'm actually one of the founders
of the Lion Tamers.Copy !req
230. - You're kidding.
- No.Copy !req
231. I mean, I'm not, like, the guy,
but I'm one of the guys, yeah.Copy !req
232. That's insane.Copy !req
233. It is insane.Copy !req
234. What are you doing in an Airbnb?Copy !req
235. Don't you guys, like, have
a whole block or something?Copy !req
236. No, yeah. No, we do.Copy !req
237. But we're looking for a new space.Copy !req
238. So, I'm here for a week,Copy !req
239. basically just scouring
this side of town.Copy !req
240. Looking for our next little nest.Copy !req
241. Oh, my God.Copy !req
242. It's not a cliche
I've heard before.Copy !req
243. Oh, come on. It's such a cliche.Copy !req
244. The guy who thinks
love and control are the same thing.Copy !req
245. And the girl who lets herself become,Copy !req
246. I don't know,
some kind of pet or something?Copy !req
247. Oh, my God. It's so cliche
and it's so boring,Copy !req
248. and I can't believe
it's happening to me.Copy !req
249. Is it still happening?Copy !req
250. I mean, look at you.Copy !req
251. You already got your new job lined up.Copy !req
252. Mmm. Job interview.Copy !req
253. I don't have the job yet.
I'm not home free.Copy !req
254. Look. There's always gonna be peopleCopy !req
255. that project some kind of dynamic
onto us that serves them.Copy !req
256. It's up to us if we wanna
play ball or not.Copy !req
257. Is that my lesson?Copy !req
258. I don't know. I don't know.Copy !req
259. I just need
to stop going back.Copy !req
260. I keep going back.Copy !req
261. Maybe that's it.Copy !req
262. Or maybe my lesson is thatCopy !req
263. guys will walk all over you
as long as you let them.Copy !req
264. Yeah. That's my lesson.Copy !req
265. I take issue with that statement.Copy !req
266. Oh, yeah. That's 'cause you're a guy.Copy !req
267. I mean,
the world's different for you.Copy !req
268. Guys get to blast their way
through life making messes.Copy !req
269. Girls have to be careful.Copy !req
270. - Elaborate.
- Okay. Take tonight.Copy !req
271. If I had been the one
that checked in firstCopy !req
272. and you showed up late at night...Copy !req
273. What, you wouldn't have let me in?Copy !req
274. Hell no. I wouldn't have let you in.Copy !req
275. Do you think I'm crazy?Copy !req
276. But if I was dumb enough
to let you in,Copy !req
277. you wouldn't even think twice.Copy !req
278. You would just march on in.Copy !req
279. Hey, you just marched on in.Copy !req
280. Yeah, because I had to.
And it was scary.Copy !req
281. What, do I look like
some kind of monster?Copy !req
282. Not my point.Copy !req
283. I get it. I get it. I mean...Copy !req
284. There's a lot of bad dudes
out there. And it sucks.Copy !req
285. Look, are you gonna stay locked into
some fucked-up toxic dynamicCopy !req
286. that somebody else picked for you?Copy !req
287. Or are you gonna move on?Copy !req
288. Maybe find someone else.Copy !req
289. Even if that means
that you may get your heartCopy !req
290. ripped outta your chest all over again.Copy !req
291. Hmm. Why is it always the girlsCopy !req
292. who get their hearts
ripped out in these things?Copy !req
293. Girls can rip. Trust me.Copy !req
294. Okay, so now that it's inside out...Copy !req
295. Right.Copy !req
296. - Right? That's the first step.
- Yeah?Copy !req
297. Then,
now you kind of go deep.Copy !req
298. - You dive in.
- No.Copy !req
299. Now, this... Trust me.Copy !req
300. This is the best way to do it.Copy !req
301. No, you're fucking with me.
This is not how you do it.Copy !req
302. This is how you do it.
This is the best way.Copy !req
303. It never bunches up.
It gets completely smooth.Copy !req
304. You'll thank me later
when you're lyingCopy !req
305. under a perfectly even duvet, here.Copy !req
306. - So, if, but...
- Looks so dumb.Copy !req
307. - So, here...
- Right?Copy !req
308. Here is where I kinda
need your help a little bit.Copy !req
309. - Now that you're here...
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
310. - ... you have to be my assistant.
- Right.Copy !req
311. If you wouldn't mind,Copy !req
312. - grabbing the duvet...
- Okay.Copy !req
313. and you kinda give me the two edgesCopy !req
314. - where my edges are...
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
315. where the two meet.
All right, thank you.Copy !req
316. - Okay. You got it?
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
317. So, back up 'cause now
it gets a little bit...Copy !req
318. - A little...
- My God.Copy !req
319. - A little aggressive with the thing
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
320. But that is how you get the duvet in.Copy !req
321. - So graceful.
- That's how you do it.Copy !req
322. Are you usually
this outta breath afterwards?Copy !req
323. The final...Copy !req
324. - Grab that edge there, please.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
325. Okay, and...
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
326. Wow.Copy !req
327. Okay. Well, you are officially situated.Copy !req
328. Yeah. I think that about does it.Copy !req
329. Yeah.Copy !req
330. Okay, thank you for tonight.Copy !req
331. Sorry for keeping you up
before the big day.Copy !req
332. Oh, no. It was fun. I...Copy !req
333. I liked it.Copy !req
334. Yeah. Me, too.Copy !req
335. Okay, there's a couch that needs to be...Copy !req
336. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
337. Put in gear here, so...Copy !req
338. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
339. Oh, don't be. Don't be.Copy !req
340. I can sleep on anything.Copy !req
341. Good night, Tess.Copy !req
342. Good night, Keith.Copy !req
343. Keith?Copy !req
344. Keith?Copy !req
345. Help me.Copy !req
346. No. No.Copy !req
347. Keith?Copy !req
348. The fuck!Copy !req
349. Oh, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
350. What are you doing?Copy !req
351. Uh, I... Um...Copy !req
352. My door was open.Copy !req
353. And I didn't open it, and I...Copy !req
354. You...Copy !req
355. And I didn't know if you were up,Copy !req
356. and you were, like,
making noises and...Copy !req
357. I was making noise?Copy !req
358. I'm so... I'm so sorry.Copy !req
359. I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna let you go to sleep.Copy !req
360. You scared the shit out of me.Copy !req
361. Did you open my door?Copy !req
362. No!Copy !req
363. Yeah.Copy !req
364. Oh, God.Copy !req
365. Shit.Copy !req
366. Keith?Copy !req
367. Tess?Copy !req
368. Oh.Copy !req
369. - Hi, Catherine!
- Hi!Copy !req
370. - So nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you, too.Copy !req
371. Thanks for making the trip
all the way out here.Copy !req
372. Yeah.Copy !req
373. So, where are you staying
while you're in town?Copy !req
374. - Oh, an Airbnb.
- Oh, that's nice. Whereabouts?Copy !req
375. Uh, it's in Brightmoor.Copy !req
376. You know where that is?Copy !req
377. What?Copy !req
378. Yeah. You know it?Copy !req
379. Are you kidding?Copy !req
380. Well, I mean...Copy !req
381. It seems a little rough, but...Copy !req
382. No, you shouldn't be there.Copy !req
383. - What do you mean?
- That's not...Copy !req
384. An Airbnb in Brightmoor?Copy !req
385. Yeah, I mean, like...Copy !req
386. It's a cute little house, but...Copy !req
387. Yeah, I suppose
the neighborhood is a little...Copy !req
388. Tess.Copy !req
389. Well, I did try
and find somewhere else,Copy !req
390. but there's, like, a convention
in town or something?Copy !req
391. And I have a roommate, so...Copy !req
392. It's a little complicated.Copy !req
393. I guess.Copy !req
394. Okay, well, just be careful, okay?Copy !req
395. - Seriously.
- I will.Copy !req
396. I'm... I'm tough.Copy !req
397. Good. Well...Copy !req
398. It was really nice to meet you.Copy !req
399. Yeah! No, I'm excited.Copy !req
400. I'm gonna call you tomorrow, okay?
This is gonna be great.Copy !req
401. Hey!Copy !req
402. Hey, little girl!Copy !req
403. Hey!Copy !req
404. Come here!Copy !req
405. Hey, little girl!Copy !req
406. Come out that house!Copy !req
407. Go away!Copy !req
408. Come out that house!Copy !req
409. Yes!Copy !req
410. I don't know what...
I can't see him anymore.Copy !req
411. He left?Copy !req
412. I don't know!Copy !req
413. Can you just send someone, please?Copy !req
414. We don't have any available
units at the moment.Copy !req
415. - What? So nobody's coming?
- Ma'am, calm down.Copy !req
416. As I said, we don't have
any available units at this...Copy !req
417. Shit.Copy !req
418. Fuck.Copy !req
419. Nope.Copy !req
420. Keith!Copy !req
421. Keith!Copy !req
422. Keith!Copy !req
423. What the fuck!Copy !req
424. I'm... I'm stuck down here.Copy !req
425. Uh, do you have the key?Copy !req
426. It's here, but I can't open this!Copy !req
427. All right.Copy !req
428. Right here.Copy !req
429. - Okay, you pull and I push.
- Okay.Copy !req
430. One, two, three.Copy !req
431. Okay.Copy !req
432. - Are you okay?
- We need to go now!Copy !req
433. What are you talking about?
Why were you in the basement?Copy !req
434. I got locked in the basement,
and then there was this hidden area!Copy !req
435. There was this room!Copy !req
436. There's a hidden room?Copy !req
437. There is something bad
going on here!Copy !req
438. Tess! Tess! Relax! Relax.Copy !req
439. You're okay, you're safe.Copy !req
440. You're safe, all right?Copy !req
441. - You're safe.
- Okay.Copy !req
442. I don't... I don't think I am.Copy !req
443. What's down there?Copy !req
444. - What did you see?
- Okay...Copy !req
445. I was in the basement.Copy !req
446. And then I found
this hidden passageway.Copy !req
447. And there was this room,
and it was like a...Copy !req
448. Like a dungeon.Copy !req
449. Like a dungeon? What was in there?Copy !req
450. - There was a bed...
- Okay.Copy !req
451. and a camera,Copy !req
452. and a bucket.Copy !req
453. All right. Uh, so,
there's a bed and a...Copy !req
454. - What, a bucket and a camera?
- Yeah.Copy !req
455. - I'm just gonna go look.
- No, no, no, please don't!Copy !req
456. There was, like,
a handprint on the wall.Copy !req
457. Tess, calm down, calm down.Copy !req
458. You're not making any sense, okay?Copy !req
459. So, there's a room downstairs
with a bed and a bucket in it?Copy !req
460. It's a basement.
It's filled with junk, okay?Copy !req
461. It doesn't sound that weird.Copy !req
462. If you wanna go and look,
suit yourself but I'm going!Copy !req
463. - Right now?
- Yes.Copy !req
464. All right, Tess, no, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
465. Just stop, stop!Copy !req
466. - Move!
- Just stop!Copy !req
467. Can you give me a moment, please?Copy !req
468. Can you just give me a moment?
Twenty seconds?Copy !req
469. Okay, I'm sorry if I don't
seem like I'm takingCopy !req
470. whatever it is that you saw seriously.Copy !req
471. I just... I didn't see it.Copy !req
472. Okay?Copy !req
473. And I can't just
be running off in a panicCopy !req
474. because there's a room downstairs
with a bed and a bucket!Copy !req
475. Tess? No, Tess! Tess, wait, I'm sorry!Copy !req
476. I just... I just want to see it.Copy !req
477. You don't even have to come with me
if you don't want to.Copy !req
478. I'm not going back down there.Copy !req
479. That's fine.Copy !req
480. That's fine.Copy !req
481. Can you just...Copy !req
482. Can you just wait up hereCopy !req
483. in case I get locked inside, too?Copy !req
484. Can you?Copy !req
485. I'll wait.Copy !req
486. Just 30 seconds, okay?
Just wait here.Copy !req
487. Do you see it?Copy !req
488. Yeah.Copy !req
489. Okay, well, come back up now.Copy !req
490. Keith?Copy !req
491. Keith?Copy !req
492. Keith!Copy !req
493. Keith?Copy !req
494. Keith?Copy !req
495. Keith?Copy !req
496. Tess!Copy !req
497. Keith!Copy !req
498. Help!Copy !req
499. Come up here, Keith!Copy !req
500. Help me!Copy !req
501. Please!Copy !req
502. Please!Copy !req
503. Keith!Copy !req
504. Hey!Copy !req
505. Keith!Copy !req
506. Answer me, Keith!Copy !req
507. Tess...Copy !req
508. Keith! Keith! Keith!Copy !req
509. Why did you come down here?Copy !req
510. - Someone else is down here.
- No, why?Copy !req
511. - Why did you come down here?
- There's someone...Copy !req
512. Someone else
is down here.Copy !req
513. What?Copy !req
514. Someone bit me.Copy !req
515. Okay. Okay. We need to go.Copy !req
516. - We need to get out of here!
- No, don't go near there.Copy !req
517. - That's where they were!
- No, that's the way out!Copy !req
518. - Come back this way.
- No, please, stop it!Copy !req
519. - Come this way!
- Stop it!Copy !req
520. - We have to come this way!
- Let go off me!Copy !req
521. - We have to come this way!
- That's the way out!Copy !req
522. - Someone's down...
- Please stop!Copy !req
523. I'm not going back there!
I'm not going...Copy !req
524. Better get into what you gotta get intoCopy !req
525. Better get into it now
No slacking, pleaseCopy !req
526. United Nations ain't really unitedCopy !req
527. And the organizationsCopy !req
528. Ain't really organizedCopy !req
529. Rikki-tikki-tavi mongoose is goneCopy !req
530. Rikki-tikki-tavi mongoose is goneCopy !req
531. Everybody who read The Jungle BookCopy !req
532. Will know that Rikki-tikki-tavi's
a mongoose who kills snakesCopy !req
533. When I was a young manCopy !req
534. I was led to believe
there were organizationsCopy !req
535. That would kill my snakes for meCopy !req
536. I.e. The churchCopy !req
537. I.e. The governmentCopy !req
538. I.e. SchoolCopy !req
539. But when I got a little older
I learned I had to kill 'em myselfCopy !req
540. Yello!Copy !req
541. Hey, AJ.
I have David SternCopy !req
542. and Melissa Herberts for you.Copy !req
543. Love it.Copy !req
544. Guys, you're on with AJ.Copy !req
545. - Yo, what's up?
- Hi, AJ.Copy !req
546. Hey, AJ.
Uh, we need to discuss somethingCopy !req
547. that's just come through.Copy !req
548. Cool. What's up?Copy !req
549. So this is a bit
of an awkward conversation,Copy !req
550. but there's been
a troubling development.Copy !req
551. Okay, what?Copy !req
552. Apparently,
Megan Maddox has contactedCopy !req
553. the network through her lawyer,Copy !req
554. and she's made a very serious
accusation against you.Copy !req
555. Really? What'd she say?Copy !req
556. She's claimed that you were
sexually aggressiveCopy !req
557. during the filming of the pilot,Copy !req
558. and she no longer wants
to move forward if you're involved.Copy !req
559. She... What?Copy !req
560. The network is taking this very seriously.Copy !req
561. What does that mean?Copy !req
562. That means that at this time,
they're gonna start an investigation.Copy !req
563. Wait, wait, wait. What about the pilot?Copy !req
564. Hold on. Wait a minute. This is crazy.Copy !req
565. So, are we not picked up anymore?Copy !req
566. Well, like I said,Copy !req
567. they're going to conduct an investigation,
and then decide how to proceed.Copy !req
568. An investigation?Copy !req
569. AJ, I think, honestly,
the most likely outcome of all of thisCopy !req
570. - is that even if the show...
- Yeah?Copy !req
571. does go forward,Copy !req
572. it's very unlikely
that you will be involved.Copy !req
573. No.Copy !req
574. I'm fired?Copy !req
575. I think, essentially,
that's the most likely outcome.Copy !req
576. That fuckin' bitch.Copy !req
577. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
578. Wait a minute, you guys.
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
579. This is totally blown out of proportion.Copy !req
580. Okay,
I think it's important to sayCopy !req
581. that it's not in your best interest
to go into details on this call.Copy !req
582. The fuck does that mean, Melissa?Copy !req
583. Okay, AJ, I think
you just need to calm down,Copy !req
584. honestly, buddy. You can just relax.Copy !req
585. This can't be real.
Just like that, I'm out?Copy !req
586. Are you fucking kidding?Copy !req
587. I was the first to be attached to that!Copy !req
588. She came on after me!Copy !req
589. - Okay, I...
- I recommended her.Copy !req
590. AJ, I think, honestly,
you just need to calm down.Copy !req
591. David, I think
we should tell him the other thing.Copy !req
592. No, I think right now
he just needs to cool down...Copy !req
593. What other? What other?Copy !req
594. It's not important, AJ.
You just have to relax.Copy !req
595. No, no, no, fuck that.
What other? What else?Copy !req
596. There is gonna be
a story tomorrowCopy !req
597. in the Hollywood Reporter about this.Copy !req
598. About what? About me?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
599. The allegations are very serious.Copy !req
600. Yo...
What's she saying I did?Copy !req
601. Is she saying I raped her or something?Copy !req
602. AJ, why don't you
just calm down, okay?Copy !req
603. No. What the fuck is she saying?Copy !req
604. Yes. She's saying
that you raped her.Copy !req
605. AJ, are you there?Copy !req
606. I gotta call you back.Copy !req
607. So, let's assumeCopy !req
608. that the income we have for the year
is what we're gonna have at year's end.Copy !req
609. No new money coming in.Copy !req
610. I think that's pretty safe to say.Copy !req
611. What do you anticipate
your legal expenses to be?Copy !req
612. So, I talked it over with my lawyer,Copy !req
613. and we're looking at
two separate cases here.Copy !req
614. There's the defense against the charge,
which is 100% not true, by the way.Copy !req
615. So, there's that, and then
there's the countersuit for defamation,Copy !req
616. which I'm 100% gonna win.Copy !req
617. I'm gonna ruin this fuckin' bitch.Copy !req
618. How much?Copy !req
619. They said it's probably gonna be,
like, around 70,000 each.Copy !req
620. So, 140,000.Copy !req
621. What does that do to me?Copy !req
622. Well, with your
current rate of spending,Copy !req
623. that's gonna put you at zero in...Copy !req
624. Three months.Copy !req
625. Oh, fuck me.Copy !req
626. Oh, my God.Copy !req
627. You've got some small income
from your Michigan properties...Copy !req
628. But it's your mortgage here
that's killing you.Copy !req
629. Are you saying
I have to sell my house?Copy !req
630. I'm saying you're gonna have
to make some tough choices.Copy !req
631. I could sell the Michigan properties.Copy !req
632. Some of those make money, right?Copy !req
633. Yeah, but some don't.
You could sell those.Copy !req
634. Buy yourself some time.
But no more than a couple of months.Copy !req
635. Those aren't exactly hot properties.Copy !req
636. I can't fuckin' believe this.Copy !req
637. This is nuts.Copy !req
638. Listen, AJ, I gotta tell ya.Copy !req
639. What?Copy !req
640. At the end of this week,
I'm gonna give you your files back.Copy !req
641. Cool. What's that mean?Copy !req
642. I'm going to suggest that you find
alternate wealth management.Copy !req
643. Oh, my God.Copy !req
644. You're dropping me too?Copy !req
645. Oh, fuck me.Copy !req
646. Fuck.Copy !req
647. It's AJ Gilbride for Robert.Copy !req
648. Gilbride. Thank you.Copy !req
649. Robert, hey.Copy !req
650. You see the article?Copy !req
651. Oh, it's out. Yeah, insane.Copy !req
652. Feel like I'm sittin' on the sideline,Copy !req
653. just watching this thing
spiral out of control.Copy !req
654. Robert, hang on. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
655. I'm just gonna put you on speaker.Copy !req
656. Getting in a rental. Hold on.Copy !req
657. You hear me?Copy !req
658. I hear you.Copy !req
659. Uh, I was just saying,
if I could just have,Copy !req
660. like, a conversation with her,Copy !req
661. I could probably nip this
whole thing in the bud.Copy !req
662. Absolutely not.Copy !req
663. Under no circumstances
are you to contact her.Copy !req
664. If I just call her and just be like...Copy !req
665. Listen to me.Copy !req
666. There's zero chance, at this point,Copy !req
667. that you calling her
is gonna bring aboutCopy !req
668. anything but more problems for you.Copy !req
669. - Do you hear me?
- Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
670. Any communication
goes through us from now on...Copy !req
671. Wait, I'm sorry.Copy !req
672. What do you mean you're getting
into the rental? What rental?Copy !req
673. Uh, I'm in Detroit. I rented a car.Copy !req
674. You're in Detroit, Michigan?Copy !req
675. Yeah. What?Copy !req
676. AJ, you aren't supposed
to leave the state.Copy !req
677. Why not?
I'm not under arrest.Copy !req
678. I'm allowed to travel.Copy !req
679. This is not advisable.Copy !req
680. You really need to be here
in case there are developments.Copy !req
681. "Developments?"Copy !req
682. You think they're gonna arrest me?Copy !req
683. I think that is
a very distinct possibility.Copy !req
684. I think that flying off to another state
is not a good look right now.Copy !req
685. Well, Robert, I don't know
how to say this,Copy !req
686. but, um, unless you plan
on taking me on pro bono,Copy !req
687. uh, I'm gonna have to
scrape up some money.Copy !req
688. You know, I'm not here on the lam.Copy !req
689. I'm not here on vacation.Copy !req
690. I'm here to do some fucking liquidating.Copy !req
691. May I help you?Copy !req
692. Yeah, I'm an owner.
I'm here to pick up a set of keys.Copy !req
693. Name?Copy !req
694. AJ Gilbride.Copy !req
695. Oh, yeah. Bonnie said you'd be coming.Copy !req
696. Um...Copy !req
697. 476 Barbary.Copy !req
698. Fuck.Copy !req
699. The fuck?Copy !req
700. Fucking shit is this?Copy !req
701. The fuck, dude?Copy !req
702. Hello?Copy !req
703. Greater
Wayne Property Management.Copy !req
704. Hey. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
705. Bonnie, it's AJ.Copy !req
706. AJ?Copy !req
707. Gilbride from...Copy !req
708. - Oh, AJ. Hi.
- Right. Um...Copy !req
709. Is someone staying here
at the moment?Copy !req
710. I don't think so.Copy !req
711. Well, someone's here.Copy !req
712. There's a suitcase,
and clothes, and shit.Copy !req
713. Yeah, no. People are staying here.Copy !req
714. I don't... I mean...Copy !req
715. We haven't rented it out
in a couple of weeks.Copy !req
716. Well, do we know
when the last tenants checked out?Copy !req
717. Do I have squatters? This...Copy !req
718. I mean, are you saying
that no one's come byCopy !req
719. to look at this place
since the last tenants?Copy !req
720. Like, no maid or anything?Copy !req
721. The maids come to prep the houses
before the arrival of the next tenants.Copy !req
722. No new renters, no maid service.Copy !req
723. That's nuts. What if somebody
trashed the place?Copy !req
724. How... How would I know?Copy !req
725. Is the place trashed?Copy !req
726. No, Bonnie. The place isn't trashed.Copy !req
727. That's not the point. The point is it's...Copy !req
728. What kind of system is that?
It's fucking idiotic.Copy !req
729. I also don't know why you're so calm.Copy !req
730. Have a nice day.Copy !req
731. So, who the fuck
is staying in my house?Copy !req
732. Hello?Copy !req
733. Dude.Copy !req
734. AJ, I can't hear you.Copy !req
735. It sounds like you're in a racecar.Copy !req
736. I'm washing my face.Copy !req
737. What?Copy !req
738. I'm washing my face.Copy !req
739. Well, could you stop, please?Copy !req
740. Happy?Copy !req
741. Of course I'm not happy.Copy !req
742. I don't know what to tell people.Copy !req
743. What do you want us to say?Copy !req
744. I don't know, Mom.Copy !req
745. Just say she's a lying fuckin' bitch.Copy !req
746. Oh, don't talk... Don't talk like that.Copy !req
747. What? She is.Copy !req
748. That's not nice.Copy !req
749. "Nice," really?Copy !req
750. Ruining my career and reputation
isn't "nice," either.Copy !req
751. I think I'm well within my rights
to call her a "fuckin' bitch."Copy !req
752. I know, sweetie.Copy !req
753. I know you wouldn't do those things.Copy !req
754. When are you coming back home?Copy !req
755. It's only a four-hour flight to Detroit.Copy !req
756. You father and I want to see you.Copy !req
757. Really? Dad wants to see me?Copy !req
758. Did he say that?Copy !req
759. Oh, you know how he is. He's just...Copy !req
760. He's upset.Copy !req
761. Mom, I gotta go. I'm getting
an important work call.Copy !req
762. Okay, baby. I love...Copy !req
763. What up, faggot?Copy !req
764. Guess who's back in town.Copy !req
765. Could we just, like,Copy !req
766. real-talk for a moment, though?Copy !req
767. - Could we real-talk?
- Fuck, yeah, dude.Copy !req
768. Okay, like, just, what the fuck
actually did happen with you guys?Copy !req
769. No, dude. I'm saying,
like, you're my boy, obviously.Copy !req
770. I'm gonna believe whatever you tell me.Copy !req
771. - Right, right.
- I gotta hear you say it.Copy !req
772. No, I know, I know. I feel you.Copy !req
773. 'Cause I read the website.Copy !req
774. I know what the fuckin' Internet says,Copy !req
775. but, like, man-to-man, real-talk,
what the fuck actually happened?Copy !req
776. Dude, I'll be real with you, okay?Copy !req
777. - That's all I'm asking for.
- Yo, yo, let me be...Copy !req
778. That's the only thing I'm asking.Copy !req
779. Let me be real with you.Copy !req
780. - We fucked. We did fuck. Okay?
- Right.Copy !req
781. She just took some convincing,
is all. That's it.Copy !req
782. Okay, but what the fuck
does that mean, though?Copy !req
783. Like, I mean, was she like...
Did she say no?Copy !req
784. - Was she like, "No, stop?"
- I mean, at first.Copy !req
785. But, like, I wasn't like...Copy !req
786. "Come here, bitch.
I'm gonna rape you."Copy !req
787. Right.Copy !req
788. It was like, in the beginning,Copy !req
789. she was like, "No..." Whatever.Copy !req
790. But, like...Copy !req
791. Then we started foolin' around more,
and then she was down.Copy !req
792. - Like fuckin' really down.
- Right.Copy !req
793. I'm a persistent dude, right?Copy !req
794. I'm like fuckin' Eye of the Tiger.Copy !req
795. - Yeah. Right.
- You know?Copy !req
796. And she came around, and that's it.Copy !req
797. That's what happened, straight up.Copy !req
798. Hi, this is Megan.
Please leave a message.Copy !req
799. Hi, Megan. This is AJ. Uh...Copy !req
800. I'm guessing you probably
don't wanna talk to me, but I, um...Copy !req
801. I just wanna say
I'm really, really sorryCopy !req
802. if I did anything that night
that might've like...Copy !req
803. Offended you or...Copy !req
804. 'Cause you know, people can have
different versions of the same thing.Copy !req
805. And... I'm actually not even
mad at you about it.Copy !req
806. And I hope you're not mad at me,
'cause I really...Copy !req
807. I really am sorry.Copy !req
808. And if you call me back,
I'll apologize to you again.Copy !req
809. So...Copy !req
810. Please call me back,Copy !req
811. and I'll apologize to you again.Copy !req
812. Okay.Copy !req
813. Oh, shit.Copy !req
814. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
815. Oh, yes.Copy !req
816. Okay.Copy !req
817. "Tess."Copy !req
818. All right.Copy !req
819. Fuck.Copy !req
820. Hello?Copy !req
821. Fuck.Copy !req
822. Somebody here?Copy !req
823. Hello?Copy !req
824. Okay, here's the deal.Copy !req
825. I have a gun.Copy !req
826. And I'm gonna come
down there and justCopy !req
827. open up on whoever I see
in about 30 seconds. All right?Copy !req
828. Or you can just come up here now,
and I'll let you go.Copy !req
829. I'm not fuckin' around!
Who's down there?Copy !req
830. Squat in my fuckin' house?Copy !req
831. Huh? Hide in my basement?Copy !req
832. I'm a fuckin' man. I'll fuck you up.Copy !req
833. Yes.Copy !req
834. Last chance!Copy !req
835. All right, bitch.
Get ready to get fucked.Copy !req
836. What the fuck?Copy !req
837. What the fuck?Copy !req
838. Oh, my God.Copy !req
839. "Can underground rooms be listed
as square footage"Copy !req
840. "when selling home?"Copy !req
841. Uh, "as for rooms in the house
that aren't finished,Copy !req
842. "like basements or attics,
they should not be included"Copy !req
843. "in the total square footage." Fuck.Copy !req
844. "Below-grade spaces,
basements, dens, etc.,Copy !req
845. "do not usually count."Copy !req
846. Okay, "usually."Copy !req
847. "Even a finished basement
can't be countedCopy !req
848. "toward the home's
gross living area, GLA,"Copy !req
849. "but it can be noted separately
in the listing's total area."Copy !req
850. Oh, hell yeah.Copy !req
851. Yeah, bitch.Copy !req
852. Okay.Copy !req
853. Okay.Copy !req
854. All right.Copy !req
855. This comes in at 9 by 12.Copy !req
856. Oh, gross.Copy !req
857. Ten by 12, that's 120.
Three by 9, that's...Copy !req
858. Shit.Copy !req
859. Oh, shit.Copy !req
860. Yeah. Nice and easy.Copy !req
861. Okay.Copy !req
862. Okay.Copy !req
863. Oh, baby.Copy !req
864. Oh, my God.Copy !req
865. Nine feet.Copy !req
866. Oh, my God.Copy !req
867. Jesus.Copy !req
868. Yo, yo! Anyone here?Copy !req
869. Okay.Copy !req
870. Okay.Copy !req
871. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
872. Okay.Copy !req
873. Yeah.Copy !req
874. Here we go.Copy !req
875. Oh, boy.Copy !req
876. Well...Copy !req
877. Ten... 10 feet. Oh, my God.Copy !req
878. What the fuck?Copy !req
879. Uh... Hello?Copy !req
880. Hello?Copy !req
881. Hello?Copy !req
882. by looking for indicators.Copy !req
883. I like to let my baby determine
how long he likes to nurse.Copy !req
884. - Oh, God.
- It's importantCopy !req
885. that this process is relaxing.Copy !req
886. Not just for the baby,
but for me as well.Copy !req
887. - What the fuck?
- This is a...Copy !req
888. Hey!Copy !req
889. Shit! Shit!Copy !req
890. Who's there?Copy !req
891. Oh, shit!Copy !req
892. Oh, shit.Copy !req
893. Okay. Please. Oh, please.Copy !req
894. Fuck! Come on. Not again.Copy !req
895. Oh, shit!Copy !req
896. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
897. Shh! Shh!Copy !req
898. Chief of Staff James BakerCopy !req
899. says that the Reagan administrationCopy !req
900. has inherited the worst economy
in 50 years.Copy !req
901. This is Craig Tolliver, NTWN News.Copy !req
902. Getting your kids to loveCopy !req
903. brushing their teeth is important,
but it's not easy.Copy !req
904. And there's so many
name brands to choose from.Copy !req
905. But how do you know which ones
aren't motivated...Copy !req
906. Manager
to checkout four for price check.Copy !req
907. You findin' everything okay?Copy !req
908. Plastic sheets?
We have some on seven.Copy !req
909. Diapers and baby stuff?Copy !req
910. Infant needs are this way.
Come on, I'll take you.Copy !req
911. So, how old's your little one?Copy !req
912. Not here yet.Copy !req
913. Oh, well, this is an exciting time.Copy !req
914. Gonna take her to Mercy for the big day?Copy !req
915. Home birth.Copy !req
916. Bless your hearts.Copy !req
917. Plastic sheets.Copy !req
918. What else do you need?Copy !req
919. You've got a midwife, right?
She should've given you a list.Copy !req
920. No, it's just me.Copy !req
921. Oh, my word.Copy !req
922. Diapers.Copy !req
923. You are gonna want these.Copy !req
924. The other ones, too big.Copy !req
925. Do you have latex gloves?Copy !req
926. Yeah, I think, maybe.Copy !req
927. Here.Copy !req
928. Ah.Copy !req
929. Now, some wet wipes.Copy !req
930. six-point-nine is Detroit'sCopy !req
931. number one rock 'n' roll destination.Copy !req
932. Playing you the greatest
songs of today.Copy !req
933. Feel what radio was meant to be.Copy !req
934. The ultimate musical
experience is now.Copy !req
935. 106.9, Detroit's home of the rock.Copy !req
936. Are you
in the market for a used carCopy !req
937. but don't have good credit?Copy !req
938. Detroit's number one used car
emporium, Martindale MotorsCopy !req
939. is here for you.Copy !req
940. Bad credit or no credit,Copy !req
941. Martindale Motors will make sure
you walk out of our lotCopy !req
942. with a new set of wheels,
and we won't bend you over a barrel.Copy !req
943. Martindale Motors is the Motor City's
number one used car dealership for...Copy !req
944. DWP, ma'am. Sorry to bother.Copy !req
945. No bother.Copy !req
946. We've got some outages
in the neighborhood,Copy !req
947. and I'm just checking to make sure
everything's up to par.Copy !req
948. Thank you for your time, ma'am.Copy !req
949. Sorry for the intrusion.Copy !req
950. So, everything's okay, then?Copy !req
951. Looks fine to me,
but do give us a callCopy !req
952. if you get any issues.Copy !req
953. Of course. Thank you.Copy !req
954. You have a nice day now.Copy !req
955. Hey, Frank.Copy !req
956. How goes it, buddy?Copy !req
957. Doug.Copy !req
958. Listen, pal.Copy !req
959. I just wanted to tell you
before you saw it for yourself,Copy !req
960. but, uh, there's gonna be a sign
in our yard tomorrow morning.Copy !req
961. Sign?Copy !req
962. A "For Sale" sign.Copy !req
963. We're movin', Frank. Yeah.Copy !req
964. I hate to do it. You know?Copy !req
965. But the wife thinks
if we don't do it now,Copy !req
966. we may not be able to get out
this time next year,Copy !req
967. 'cause, you know,
neighborhood's goin' to hell, Frank.Copy !req
968. You, uh...Copy !req
969. You plan on stayin'?Copy !req
970. I'm not goin' anywhere.Copy !req
971. Okay. Who knows you're here?Copy !req
972. Where the fuck are we?Copy !req
973. Does anyone know you're here?Copy !req
974. No, no. Where the fuck are we?Copy !req
975. - I don't know.
- I gotta get outta here.Copy !req
976. This is very, very important.Copy !req
977. You need to stay calm.Copy !req
978. You cannot freak out
around her, okay? Trust me.Copy !req
979. - Okay?
- I don't wanna be here.Copy !req
980. Do you think I wanna fucking be here?Copy !req
981. Okay.Copy !req
982. You cannot get upset.Copy !req
983. If you get upset, she gets upset.Copy !req
984. "She?" Who's "she?"Copy !req
985. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
986. What?Copy !req
987. Drink it.Copy !req
988. Just fucking drink it.Copy !req
989. What the fuck?Copy !req
990. Do it.Copy !req
991. Drink it.Copy !req
992. Just drink it! Get up!Copy !req
993. Don't you see?Copy !req
994. She just wants you to be her baby.Copy !req
995. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
996. Baby.Copy !req
997. Oh, God!Copy !req
998. Help me! Please!Copy !req
999. Fuck!Copy !req
1000. Wait, wait. No. Wait.Copy !req
1001. A healthy babyCopy !req
1002. will generally need to...Copy !req
1003. No! No.Copy !req
1004. Fuck! No!Copy !req
1005. This is perfectly natural.Copy !req
1006. Boop.Copy !req
1007. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1008. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1009. Oh, God.Copy !req
1010. It can soon becomeCopy !req
1011. a pleasurable experience
for the baby, and for you as well.Copy !req
1012. A little practice, you'll find...Copy !req
1013. Oh, fuck you!Copy !req
1014. You can anticipateCopy !req
1015. when it may be getting hungry...Copy !req
1016. Oh, God. Fuck!Copy !req
1017. This is a time for us to bond.Copy !req
1018. To share this tender,Copy !req
1019. intimate moment.Copy !req
1020. Your little one knowsCopy !req
1021. how much they needCopy !req
1022. more than you do.Copy !req
1023. Don't worry if feeding only lasts...Copy !req
1024. No!Copy !req
1025. No! No! No!Copy !req
1026. Oh, come on! Oh, come on!
Oh, please!Copy !req
1027. Okay! Okay! Okay!Copy !req
1028. There's someone else in there.Copy !req
1029. You're free now. Come on.Copy !req
1030. There's someone else in there.Copy !req
1031. I know it. I know she's in there.Copy !req
1032. No, no, no. She has
someone else in there.Copy !req
1033. We have to help him.Copy !req
1034. You wanna go back in there?
Ain't no helping him.Copy !req
1035. We can't leave him.Copy !req
1036. You listen to me now.Copy !req
1037. You're safe. You got out.Copy !req
1038. You should count yourself
as lucky, you hear?Copy !req
1039. You shoulda never went in that house
to begin with.Copy !req
1040. That's a bad place.Copy !req
1041. And she ain't even the worst thing
that's in there.Copy !req
1042. Listen, you need to worry about you.Copy !req
1043. Now, I stay by the water tower.Copy !req
1044. It's safe. Come on.Copy !req
1045. Wait, wait, wait! No, no!Copy !req
1046. We can't leave him.
We have to call the police.Copy !req
1047. I ain't got no phone.Copy !req
1048. She will kill him! I need to help him!Copy !req
1049. And how you gonna do that?Copy !req
1050. Come nighttime,
she's gonna come outta there,Copy !req
1051. and she's gonna come
lookin' for you.Copy !req
1052. She comes out at night.Copy !req
1053. So, if you wanna get goin', then go.Copy !req
1054. But don't you come back.Copy !req
1055. And don't you be around here
when it gets dark.Copy !req
1056. Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
1057. Do you have a phone?Copy !req
1058. Fuck.Copy !req
1059. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
1060. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1061. Oh, fuck. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1062. Jesus Christ, man.Copy !req
1063. You scared the shit outta me.Copy !req
1064. You okay?Copy !req
1065. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1066. Hey! Hey! Oh, my God.Copy !req
1067. - Officers, thank God!
- Ma'am.Copy !req
1068. Take your hand off the door, please.Copy !req
1069. There is a man
that is being held in a...Copy !req
1070. Ma'am, take your hand off the door.Copy !req
1071. Are you the one that called us?Copy !req
1072. Yeah. I have been held prisoner for...Copy !req
1073. I don't even know how long,
at a house near...Copy !req
1074. This is 72, go.Copy !req
1075. We have a situation at the Center Board.Copy !req
1076. Copy that. Give me 10.Copy !req
1077. You have any ID?Copy !req
1078. No.Copy !req
1079. Are you listening to what I'm saying?Copy !req
1080. I have been held prisoner.Copy !req
1081. So, you don't have ID?Copy !req
1082. I don't have anything!Copy !req
1083. I am not a crackhead.
I am not a crazy person.Copy !req
1084. I am a woman
who's been held prisonerCopy !req
1085. and has escaped.Copy !req
1086. And I'm telling you
that there is a man in serious danger.Copy !req
1087. What do you want? You want something?Copy !req
1088. Over there.Copy !req
1089. You want...Copy !req
1090. Okay, okay. Okay.Copy !req
1091. Um...Copy !req
1092. Water?Copy !req
1093. Water.Copy !req
1094. Okay, yeah?Copy !req
1095. Good.Copy !req
1096. Fuck.Copy !req
1097. Listen, man. We're gonna...
We're gonna get out of here. Okay?Copy !req
1098. I mean, I'm gonna get outta here.Copy !req
1099. I'm gonna get out,
and I'm gonna get help.Copy !req
1100. Gonna let everybody know
what's goin' on down here.Copy !req
1101. That fuckin' thing
is gonna pay for what it did.Copy !req
1102. Don't worry, okay?Copy !req
1103. There are gonna be fucking cops
swarmin' this place real fuckin' soon.Copy !req
1104. Trust me, man.Copy !req
1105. What do you want?
You want somethin' else?Copy !req
1106. I don't know what you're sayin'.Copy !req
1107. What are you saying?
What do you want?Copy !req
1108. Well, this is trash.Copy !req
1109. I don't know what you want.Copy !req
1110. Man, you know what?Copy !req
1111. Okay. How's that?Copy !req
1112. Yeah. This right here, okay?Copy !req
1113. I don't know what you're saying.Copy !req
1114. Where's my goddamn phone?Copy !req
1115. You're... You're gonna
have to get this open.Copy !req
1116. Ma'am.Copy !req
1117. If you don't have keys,
you don't live here.Copy !req
1118. - We're not goin' in.
- But just break it down.Copy !req
1119. There's someone trapped in there.Copy !req
1120. - Come on!
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
1121. What are you doin'?
Get away from there.Copy !req
1122. Get down here.Copy !req
1123. Can you...
Can you hear what I'm saying?Copy !req
1124. This is a crime scene.Copy !req
1125. She has killed a man already,Copy !req
1126. and there could be someone down there
getting murdered right now.Copy !req
1127. Ma'am, there's no one in this building.Copy !req
1128. No one's being murdered.Copy !req
1129. And the only crime that I've seen so far
is you breaking this window.Copy !req
1130. What am I supposed to say
to get you to listen to me?Copy !req
1131. - Seriously, what the fuck?
- Hey, Matt?Copy !req
1132. We got shots fired on Midland.Copy !req
1133. Wait, wait. Wait.Copy !req
1134. - Are you motherfuckers leaving?
- Hey!Copy !req
1135. I've had enough of you.Copy !req
1136. You're lucky we don't bring you downtown
to sleep this off in jail.Copy !req
1137. Sleep this off?Copy !req
1138. - Are you fucking kidding me?
- Joey, let's move.Copy !req
1139. Wh... Where are you going?Copy !req
1140. Where... Where are you going?Copy !req
1141. Come on, please...Copy !req
1142. Please, please, don't go! Just...Copy !req
1143. Come on! I need your help, please!Copy !req
1144. Hey!Copy !req
1145. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1146. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
1147. The fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
1148. Hey!Copy !req
1149. Hey, I'm talking to you, you fuck!Copy !req
1150. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, okay.Copy !req
1151. No. No, no, no, wait! Wait!Copy !req
1152. Come on.Copy !req
1153. Hello...Copy !req
1154. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1155. Oh, fuck. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1156. Hey. Hey, can you... Okay.Copy !req
1157. Okay. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1158. Come on. We gotta get you
outta here. Come on.Copy !req
1159. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!Copy !req
1160. Okay, come on.Copy !req
1161. Looks like your car is fucked.Copy !req
1162. - She's not there.
- What?Copy !req
1163. She's gone!Copy !req
1164. What do you mean she's gone?
Where the fuck is she?Copy !req
1165. I don't know.Copy !req
1166. What? What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1167. Do you... You don't have a car?Copy !req
1168. Yeah, it's right here,
but the keys are in the tunnel.Copy !req
1169. I'm not goin' back in that shit!Copy !req
1170. Okay. I know. I know where to go.Copy !req
1171. Where... Okay. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1172. Okay.Copy !req
1173. How you holdin' up?Copy !req
1174. I'm okay.Copy !req
1175. Okay. I think we're almost there.Copy !req
1176. Okay.Copy !req
1177. Wait, what is this place?Copy !req
1178. - He's gotta be here somewhere.
- Who?Copy !req
1179. Hey!Copy !req
1180. Come here.Copy !req
1181. Come on, man.Copy !req
1182. Come here. Okay.Copy !req
1183. - Right here.
- Okay.Copy !req
1184. So, what happened there?Copy !req
1185. Do you have any clean cloth
or bandages or anything?Copy !req
1186. Ain't much clean in here.Copy !req
1187. I can't believe she let you get this far.Copy !req
1188. What the fuck is she?Copy !req
1189. She's just a crazy lady
livin' in that house.Copy !req
1190. Since when?Copy !req
1191. She's been living there
some 40 years now.Copy !req
1192. She was born there.Copy !req
1193. What are you talking about?
I own that house. Nobody lives there.Copy !req
1194. Boy, you might own that paper,
but that's her daddy's house.Copy !req
1195. And he ain't never left there,
and she never left there neither.Copy !req
1196. He used to bring women down there.Copy !req
1197. And then he started
making babies with 'em.Copy !req
1198. And babies with the babies.Copy !req
1199. And you make a copy
of a copy of a copy,Copy !req
1200. and you end up
with something like that.Copy !req
1201. She got you real good.Copy !req
1202. I did that.Copy !req
1203. It was an accident.Copy !req
1204. Doesn't matter. We gotta get you help.Copy !req
1205. Which way to get her help, huh?Copy !req
1206. Y'all need to just sit
right here and wait.Copy !req
1207. I... I can't do that. This is my fault.Copy !req
1208. It don't matter whose fault it is.Copy !req
1209. It does! I hurt somebody!Copy !req
1210. That matters.Copy !req
1211. I don't know if I'm a bad person.Copy !req
1212. But I might be.Copy !req
1213. I might be a bad person.Copy !req
1214. Or maybe I'm... I'm a good person
who just did a bad thing.Copy !req
1215. I can't... I can't change what I've done.Copy !req
1216. I can just try and fix it.Copy !req
1217. And that's what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
1218. I'm gonna fix it.Copy !req
1219. You ain't gonna do
nobody no helpCopy !req
1220. if you go out there
and get yourself killed.Copy !req
1221. Now, right here, we're safe.Copy !req
1222. And she's gonna make it
through the night.Copy !req
1223. Come morning time,Copy !req
1224. then we can worry
about takin' her to town.Copy !req
1225. How do you know she can't get in here?Copy !req
1226. Shit. I've been livin' in this place
more than 15 years,Copy !req
1227. and she ain't never came
in this motherfucker.Copy !req
1228. Shit! Oh, shit!Copy !req
1229. Shit, shit, shit!Copy !req
1230. Can't get over the fuckin' barbed wire.Copy !req
1231. - Wait for me!
- Fucking come on!Copy !req
1232. Your gun!Copy !req
1233. Oh.Copy !req
1234. Fuck!Copy !req
1235. There's nowhere to go.Copy !req
1236. There's nowhere to fucking go!Copy !req
1237. She wants us, she's gonna get us.Copy !req
1238. She's never gonna stop.Copy !req
1239. I can get away.Copy !req
1240. But you're gonna have to slow her down.Copy !req
1241. - Hey!
- Don't.Copy !req
1242. Come get your baby!Copy !req
1243. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1244. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Are you okay?Copy !req
1245. I'm so sorry. I had no choice, you know?Copy !req
1246. She was gonna kill us both, and...Copy !req
1247. I had no time to think.Copy !req
1248. I fuckin' panicked.Copy !req
1249. I didn't... I didn't even let go.
You started to slip.Copy !req
1250. There was nothin' I could do.Copy !req
1251. You get it, right? Okay.Copy !req
1252. You're... You're gonna be okay. I gotcha.Copy !req
1253. I'm saving you. Yeah, you're okay.Copy !req
1254. Ba-ba.Copy !req
1255. I can't.Copy !req
1256. I can't go back.Copy !req
1257. Ba!Copy !req
1258. I can't go back.Copy !req
1259. Baby.Copy !req
1260. Baby.Copy !req