1. Stand by for a message from Dianthus,Copy !req
2. President of Earth and
Rotating Premier of the sun system.Copy !req
3. - Barbarella?
- Mr. President.Copy !req
4. - Love.
- Love.Copy !req
5. Just a minute, I'll slip something on.Copy !req
6. Don't trouble yourself.
This is an affair of state.Copy !req
7. What I must tell you
not only is grave...Copy !req
8. - ... it's a secret.
- A secret?Copy !req
9. Have you ever heard of a
young scientist named Durand Durand?Copy !req
10. - Yes.
- Recently, while on a tripCopy !req
11. to the North Star, he vanished
into the uncharted regions of Tau Ceti.Copy !req
12. But... why is that a secret?Copy !req
13. Because Durand Durand is
the inventor of the Positronic Ray.Copy !req
14. It's a... It's a weapon.Copy !req
15. Weapon?Copy !req
16. Why would anybody
want to invent a weapon?Copy !req
17. How should I know?Copy !req
18. I mean the universe has been
pacified for centuries, sir.Copy !req
19. What we know of it.Copy !req
20. The trouble is we don't know anything
about Tau Ceti or its inhabitants.Copy !req
21. You mean they could
still be living in a primitive stateCopy !req
22. - of neurotic irresponsibility?
- Precisely.Copy !req
23. And if they are, and if they have
learned from this young scientistCopy !req
24. the unspeakable secret
of the Positronic Ray,Copy !req
25. well, it may give them the powerCopy !req
26. to shatter the loving union
of the universe.Copy !req
27. That could lead
to archaic insecurity, and...Copy !req
28. And war.Copy !req
29. You mean, selfish competition, and...Copy !req
30. I mean war.Copy !req
31. - Bloody conflict between entire tribes.
- I don't believe it.Copy !req
32. Neither do I,
but we can't take the chance.Copy !req
33. - Something must be done.
- Yes,Copy !req
34. - and you are the girl who must do it.
- Why me?Copy !req
35. Barbarella, I have no armies or police,
and I can't spare the presidential band.Copy !req
36. Besides, you're a five-star,
double-rated Astro-Navigatrix.Copy !req
37. Your mission then:Copy !req
38. Find Durand Durand and use
all of your incomparable talentsCopy !req
39. to preserve the security of the stars
and our own mother planet.Copy !req
40. - How do you read me?
- Straight.Copy !req
41. Here is the only known photograph
of Durand Durand in existence.Copy !req
42. Age 26, hazel eyes,
a rather handsome fellow.Copy !req
43. I don't think I'm gonna
be able to recognize him, sir.Copy !req
44. Now, this is a portable
brainwave detector.Copy !req
45. Attention. Set your
atom transmitter at 0-3-5.Copy !req
46. - Positive.
- Object in transit.Copy !req
47. Object received.Copy !req
48. When you wish to test
for the presence of Durand Durand,Copy !req
49. simply press this contact.Copy !req
50. The light will glow
and the alarm will sound.Copy !req
51. It has a built-in tongue box.Copy !req
52. Here is something you may need.Copy !req
53. - It's a weapon?
- For self-preservation.Copy !req
54. We borrowed it from
the Museum of Conflict.Copy !req
55. That's my good girl.Copy !req
56. One day, Barbarella,
we must meet in the flesh.Copy !req
57. Thank you, and... Love.Copy !req
58. Love.Copy !req
59. Armed, like a naked savage.Copy !req
60. Alpha 7 to Base, Alpha 7 to Base.Copy !req
61. We are leaving the zone
of Solar Attraction in seven minutes.Copy !req
62. - Acknowledge.
- Base to Alpha 7, acknowledged.Copy !req
63. Prepare for acceleration
into Temporal Space.Copy !req
64. Acceleration into Temporal Space
Continuum now beginning.Copy !req
65. Alphy, when do we get to
the Tau Ceti gravitational field?Copy !req
66. One hundred and fifty-four hours,
seven minutes, elapses Earth time.Copy !req
67. Right.Copy !req
68. - Wake me up in 154 hours.
- Confirmed.Copy !req
69. Good night, Alphy.Copy !req
70. Confirmed.Copy !req
71. Deceleration looks in lineCopy !req
72. Barbarella rise and shineCopy !req
73. Prepare to insert nourishment.Copy !req
74. End of course in temporal acceleration
in seven seconds.Copy !req
75. Alphy, it's Tau Ceti.Copy !req
76. - What's happening?
- Magnetic disturbances.Copy !req
77. Magnetic disturbances?Copy !req
78. Emergency systems.Copy !req
79. All emergency systems will now operate.Copy !req
80. Our magnetic screens are dead.Copy !req
81. Force of magnetic hurricane is 11.9.Copy !req
82. Gyrocompass is not,Copy !req
83. repeat, not functioning.Copy !req
84. - You mean you can't navigate?
- That is correct.Copy !req
85. I'll switch it to manual.Copy !req
86. What are our chances?Copy !req
87. Our present possibilities
of non-destructionCopy !req
88. are 0.00002 to ten thousand.Copy !req
89. My number two stabilizer
has been damaged.Copy !req
90. Where am I?Copy !req
91. That's what I was gonna ask you.Copy !req
92. Planet 16 in the system Tau Ceti.Copy !req
93. Air density 0.051.Copy !req
94. Cool weather with the possibility
of stormy precipitations.Copy !req
95. Analysis of the atmosphere: terrestrial,
with a slight excess of oxygen.Copy !req
96. I count 600,324 molecules
per cubic millimeter.Copy !req
97. Well, at least I'll be able to breathe.Copy !req
98. What marvelous little girls. Hi!Copy !req
99. Do you speak English?Copy !req
100. Wait, let me adjust my tongue box.Copy !req
101. That must be a galactic five dialect.Copy !req
102. But I haven't skied in ages.Copy !req
103. But that's Durand Durand's spaceship.Copy !req
104. Hi.Copy !req
105. Listen, you children, this game is very
amusing, but I think it's gone too far.Copy !req
106. I don't want to hurt you.Copy !req
107. I just want to ask you some
questions about this spaceship.Copy !req
108. Come on, untie me
or I'm gonna call your parents.Copy !req
109. That's very sweet, but...Copy !req
110. No.Copy !req
111. Help!Copy !req
112. Stop!Copy !req
113. Hello.Copy !req
114. Thank you.Copy !req
115. No.Copy !req
116. I can't understand.Copy !req
117. I'd better adjust my tongue box.Copy !req
118. Are you all right?Copy !req
119. I think so.Copy !req
120. Who are you?Copy !req
121. I am Mark Hand, the catchman.
And you, who are you?Copy !req
122. I'm from the planet Earth.Copy !req
123. Tell me, what do you know
of this spaceship?Copy !req
124. I know nothing.Copy !req
125. It was here when I accepted
the job of the catchman.Copy !req
126. - Catchman?
- Yes.Copy !req
127. All children must live in the ice
and forests of WeirCopy !req
128. until they have reached
a serviceable age.Copy !req
129. - Serviceable?
- And then I capture them with my net,Copy !req
130. just as you have seen,
and turn them over to the authorities.Copy !req
131. I see.Copy !req
132. Thank you.Copy !req
133. Have you ever heard the name
"Durand Durand"?Copy !req
134. I know nothing of such matters.Copy !req
135. I live alone in the ice
and forests of Weir,Copy !req
136. such is the life of a catchman.Copy !req
137. Only in Sogo will you find
the answer to the question you pose.Copy !req
138. - Sogo? Is it near?
- It's just beyond that ice deck.Copy !req
139. By the way, is that your spacecraft
I saw at the far edge of this lake?Copy !req
140. Yes, but I'm afraid there may be
something wrong with it.Copy !req
141. See, there was a magnetic storm,
and my stabilizers...Copy !req
142. Perhaps I can help. I am not
without experience in these matters.Copy !req
143. After all, it is I who must service
and maintain this ice craft.Copy !req
144. If you'll allow me,
I'll take you to your ship.Copy !req
145. But there's no wind.Copy !req
146. Hold on.Copy !req
147. What a lovely cabin.Copy !req
148. Wind.Copy !req
149. I'm so grateful for what you've done,
I hardly know how to begin to thank you.Copy !req
150. I'm positive I could get you some sort
of recompense from my government.Copy !req
151. I mean, if there's anything you need,
or that I can do, please tell me.Copy !req
152. Well, you could let me
make love to you.Copy !req
153. "Make love" did you say?Copy !req
154. - Yes.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
155. You don't even know
my psychocardiogram.Copy !req
156. Well, on Earth,
for centuries people haven't made loveCopy !req
157. unless their psychocardiogram readings
were in perfect confluence.Copy !req
158. I know nothing of that.Copy !req
159. You asked me what you
could do for me, and I told you.Copy !req
160. Well, all right,
but I don't see what good it will do.Copy !req
161. - Do you have any pills?
- Pills?Copy !req
162. Oh, never mind. I have some, here.Copy !req
163. What is this pill?Copy !req
164. It's an exaltation
transference pellet, of course.Copy !req
165. - I know nothing of this.
- I see.Copy !req
166. Well, on Earth, when our
psychocardiogram readingsCopy !req
167. are in harmony, and we wish
to "make love," as you call it,Copy !req
168. we take an exaltation transference
pellet and remain like this.Copy !req
169. Here, let me show you.Copy !req
170. For one minute,
or until full rapport is achieved.Copy !req
171. I don't care for that.
This, this is what I mean.Copy !req
172. This, a bed.Copy !req
173. That?Copy !req
174. But nobody has done that for centuries.
I mean, nobody except the very poorCopy !req
175. who can't afford the pills
and the psychocardiogram readings.Copy !req
176. - Why not?
- Because it was proved to beCopy !req
177. distracting and a danger
to maximum efficiency.Copy !req
178. And... because it was pointless to
continue it when other substitutesCopy !req
179. for ego support and self-esteem
were made available.Copy !req
180. So... you won't do it?Copy !req
181. Well, if you simply must insist,
I guess so.Copy !req
182. But I can assure you there's really
no point at all in doing it like this.Copy !req
183. Without your... garments, please.Copy !req
184. Now, I'll have a look
at your stabilizers.Copy !req
185. Since your garment is torn, you may
help yourself to my furs, Barbarella.Copy !req
186. I think I have found the trouble.Copy !req
187. You may proceed now to Sogo.Copy !req
188. It's there you will find
Durand Durand, Jr...Copy !req
189. if he still lives.Copy !req
190. Good.Copy !req
191. And now, Barbarella,
don't you agree with meCopy !req
192. that in some things the
old-fashioned ways are best, after all?Copy !req
193. What?Copy !req
194. Oh, that.Copy !req
195. Yes, I must admit it was
rather... interesting.Copy !req
196. Still, I see what they mean
by saying it's distracting.Copy !req
197. Are you coming with me to Sogo?Copy !req
198. No, I prefer the tranquility of the ice
and forests of Weir.Copy !req
199. The life of Sogo is too strict,
and the people too dedicated.Copy !req
200. But, perhaps, you'll stop this way again
after you've completed your mission.Copy !req
201. Yes, perhaps I will.Copy !req
202. Well, good-bye and thanks again...Copy !req
203. for everything.Copy !req
204. Oh, it was my pleasure.Copy !req
205. Please advise present situation.Copy !req
206. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
207. - Stabilizers malfunctioning.
- I've been repaired in reverse.Copy !req
208. We're going in.
I'll activate the Terra screw.Copy !req
209. Barbarella!Copy !req
210. Full operational power
on all subterranean systems.Copy !req
211. Forty-five degree ascent.Copy !req
212. Quarter-to-half for surfacing.Copy !req
213. I gotta get rid of this tail.Copy !req
214. - I'm dead.
- No.Copy !req
215. Where am I?Copy !req
216. We are in the labyrinth
of the City of Night.Copy !req
217. Are you an angel?Copy !req
218. I'm Pygar,
the last of the ornithanthropes.Copy !req
219. How do you do?Copy !req
220. - And you?
- I'm from the planet Earth.Copy !req
221. My name is Barbarella.Copy !req
222. But you're soft and warm.
We're told that Earth beings are cold.Copy !req
223. Not all of us.Copy !req
224. Oh, my poor spaceship. Look at it.Copy !req
225. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
226. Pygar, what happened to your eyes?Copy !req
227. Oh, I fell during a magnetic storm on
this planet, and was carried to Sogo.Copy !req
228. Sogo?Copy !req
229. The City of Night,
where the Great Tyrant reigns.Copy !req
230. There my eyes were destroyed,
and I was left to perish hereCopy !req
231. in the labyrinth
where Professor Ping found me.Copy !req
232. That's terrible.Copy !req
233. Can you really fly?Copy !req
234. - No, I've lost the will to fly.
- How awful.Copy !req
235. It no longer matters.
It's all in the past.Copy !req
236. Pygar, have you ever heard
of the name Durand Durand?Copy !req
237. Durand Durand?Copy !req
238. Yes, Durand Durand.
He's an astronaut from the planet Earth.Copy !req
239. I do not know of such things.Copy !req
240. - Perhaps Professor Ping can help.
- Professor Ping?Copy !req
241. He is wise in all matters
and knows well the affairs of Sogo.Copy !req
242. - Where can I find him?
- He's with the others, eating.Copy !req
243. He's there. Professor Ping.Copy !req
244. - Professor Ping?
- Yes?Copy !req
245. My name is Barbarella.Copy !req
246. Tell me, what is your origin?Copy !req
247. You have the aspect of an earthling.Copy !req
248. You are of female gender, are you not?Copy !req
249. That is correct.Copy !req
250. - Is that an orchid?
- Yes.Copy !req
251. You see, orchids have
very little food value,Copy !req
252. and they're extremely difficult
to cultivate in this climate.Copy !req
253. It amuses the Great Tyrant to resent the
expense of feeding orchids to slaves.Copy !req
254. What kind of place is this?Copy !req
255. Well, now, that is Sogo, City of Night,Copy !req
256. ruled by the Great Tyrant
and dedicated to evil in every form.Copy !req
257. And this is the labyrinth.Copy !req
258. All that is not evil
is exiled to the labyrinth.Copy !req
259. Look.Copy !req
260. Who is that gentleman?Copy !req
261. Now, that is one of the
Grand Grotesques.Copy !req
262. That's the classic way
of ending life in the labyrinth.Copy !req
263. Professor Ping, excuse me,Copy !req
264. have you ever heard of a man
called Durand Durand?Copy !req
265. Durand Durand, from the planet Earth?Copy !req
266. - Yes, indeed.
- He's alive?Copy !req
267. - Where?
- In Sogo, no doubt.Copy !req
268. I must go there at once.Copy !req
269. But as you've seen,
no one may leave the labyrinth.Copy !req
270. I have a spaceship,
if I can get it going.Copy !req
271. My child, perhaps
I can be of assistance.Copy !req
272. Oh, if you only could.
Let me take you there.Copy !req
273. - Yeah, yeah.
- Pygar, will you show us the way?Copy !req
274. What seems to be the trouble?Copy !req
275. Well, I'm not sure, exactly,
but I think it's the stabilizers.Copy !req
276. Let's have a look.Copy !req
277. Pygar, pen.Copy !req
278. Here.Copy !req
279. Thank you.Copy !req
280. Thank heaven the hypotondical
molecules are undamaged.Copy !req
281. - Will it take long?
- Hours?Copy !req
282. Days? Weeks?Copy !req
283. Who knows.
Genius is mysterious.Copy !req
284. But I can't wait weeks.Copy !req
285. Pygar...Copy !req
286. you can fly me there.Copy !req
287. No, I cannot.Copy !req
288. Atrophy of the greater alea muscle.Copy !req
289. The angel is aerodynamically sound.Copy !req
290. It's all a question of morale.Copy !req
291. Well, there is nothing to do but wait.Copy !req
292. Pygar, where do you live?Copy !req
293. Come. I'll tell you how to lead me.Copy !req
294. Just ahead.Copy !req
295. - It's a nest!
- Why, yes, that's where I live.Copy !req
296. It's marvelous.Copy !req
297. I'm glad you like it.Copy !req
298. Wait, they're coming.Copy !req
299. Help!Copy !req
300. Pygar, right in front of you.Copy !req
301. No, Pygar, no, to the right.Copy !req
302. Now!Copy !req
303. What is it?Copy !req
304. One of the Black Guards
in the service of the Great Tyrant.Copy !req
305. But there isn't anybody in there.Copy !req
306. No. The Black Guards are leather men,
they are without fleshy substance.Copy !req
307. Pygar, you saved my life.Copy !req
308. Pygar?Copy !req
309. Py... Oh, Pygar!Copy !req
310. Be careful.Copy !req
311. Oh, Pygar.Copy !req
312. Interesting therapy.Copy !req
313. - I've regained the will to fly.
- I know.Copy !req
314. Oh, it was...Copy !req
315. It was just heavenly.Copy !req
316. Can you take me to Sogo?Copy !req
317. - But I cannot see.
- I will be your eyes, Pygar.Copy !req
318. I do not believe it is possible.Copy !req
319. We'd be shot down
by the Black Guard patrols.Copy !req
320. Not with my
mini-missile projector, we won't.Copy !req
321. Are you all right, Pygar?Copy !req
322. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
323. I don't like the looks of that.Copy !req
324. A little to the right.Copy !req
325. Pygar, watch out!Copy !req
326. I got him.Copy !req
327. To the right.Copy !req
328. Up, Pygar, up!Copy !req
329. We'll try to hide behind that mountain.Copy !req
330. Pygar!Copy !req
331. - Are you all right?
- Yes.Copy !req
332. Just in time,
my energy box is completely dead.Copy !req
333. Are we all right now?Copy !req
334. I think so. Excuse me.Copy !req
335. We're there.
It's right below us.Copy !req
336. We must land in a back street,
for your sake.Copy !req
337. To be seen in Sogo with an angel
would be anathema.Copy !req
338. Oh, I see.Copy !req
339. Pygar, keep your head down.Copy !req
340. Oh, my.Copy !req
341. We must find something
to hide your wings.Copy !req
342. Wait, Barbarella.Copy !req
343. Don't be afraid, Pygar.Copy !req
344. I sense danger, guard yourself.Copy !req
345. There's nothing, I promise you. Come.Copy !req
346. Barbarella?Copy !req
347. Pygar, wait for me!Copy !req
348. What do you want of me?Copy !req
349. Hello, Pretty-pretty.Copy !req
350. Hello.Copy !req
351. Thank you very much.Copy !req
352. Do you want to come and play with me?Copy !req
353. For someone like you I charge nothing.Copy !req
354. You're very pretty, Pretty-pretty.Copy !req
355. My name isn't Pretty-pretty,
it's Barbarella.Copy !req
356. Have you seen an angel anywhere?Copy !req
357. - The strange bird?
- Yes.Copy !req
358. What's that screaming?Copy !req
359. A good many dramatic situations
begin with screaming.Copy !req
360. Pygar?Copy !req
361. Pygar, back up,
there's a room behind you.Copy !req
362. They're not following.Copy !req
363. Pygar, come.Copy !req
364. Tell me what that means.Copy !req
365. Chamber...Copy !req
366. of ultimate...Copy !req
367. solution.Copy !req
368. I don't like the sound of that.Copy !req
369. I think we'd better get out of here.Copy !req
370. Ye who have chosen to die, be welcome.Copy !req
371. To terminate the bitterness of life,
you are entitled to selectCopy !req
372. from three exciting
and surprising forms of death,Copy !req
373. one of which awaits beyond each
of the doors you see before you.Copy !req
374. Should you fail to choose,
you will be given to the mathmos.Copy !req
375. There is no appeal. Next solution.Copy !req
376. - Next solution.
- We'd better take the chance.Copy !req
377. Wait!Copy !req
378. Oh, thank you very much.Copy !req
379. You must come with me.Copy !req
380. Tell me, what is your name,
and what do you do in life?Copy !req
381. I'm concierge to the Great Tyrant.Copy !req
382. I must congratulate you
on your sense of timing.Copy !req
383. Oh, no, that wasn't me.Copy !req
384. That was so ordained
by the Great Tyrant.Copy !req
385. I see. Tell me, what is
that horrible thing under the floor?Copy !req
386. That is the mathmos, my child.Copy !req
387. The mathmos?Copy !req
388. You really are from Earth,
you don't understand?Copy !req
389. No.Copy !req
390. The mathmos... yes.Copy !req
391. Well, you see, the whole city
is built over a lake.Copy !req
392. A very curious lake, composed
like you and I of living energy,Copy !req
393. but energy in liquid form.Copy !req
394. And it watches us.Copy !req
395. It is magnetic,
and being positively charged,Copy !req
396. it feeds on negative psychic vibrations,Copy !req
397. what you would call "evil."Copy !req
398. Yes, it thrives on evil thoughts,
deeds and flesh.Copy !req
399. And, in return, it gives us
warmth, light and life itself.Copy !req
400. But... it has a terrible appetite.Copy !req
401. Perhaps you'll see some other time.Copy !req
402. Pygar, Pygar!Copy !req
403. Don't be concerned, my child.
You'll see him again soon enough.Copy !req
404. Now, if you'll just come this way.Copy !req
405. There, sit.Copy !req
406. I'm afraid you must do as I say.Copy !req
407. Sit.Copy !req
408. Forward, please.Copy !req
409. - Oh, Moxys!
- What?Copy !req
410. Look, Moxys, the earthling.Copy !req
411. You get her, get her now.Copy !req
412. The concierge will never let us.
He always spoils our fun.Copy !req
413. Let's try anyway.Copy !req
414. - Play with us, earthling.
- You must play with us.Copy !req
415. We have lots of dolls.Copy !req
416. Good heavens,
what are they doing here?Copy !req
417. Well, well,
that's Stomoxys and Glossina.Copy !req
418. Nieces of the Great Tyrant,
and very highly favored in our court.Copy !req
419. - Why not with us?
- That's not fair.Copy !req
420. Hush, it's the Great Tyrant's
turn, children.Copy !req
421. - We saw her first.
- Now be good girls.Copy !req
422. Come on, Glossina.
Here, come stay by me.Copy !req
423. So, my pretty-pretty, we meet again.Copy !req
424. You, the little one-eyed wench.Copy !req
425. You have a good memory, Pretty-pretty.Copy !req
426. Yes, sometimes
I like to go among my people.Copy !req
427. Be like them, ordinary.Copy !req
428. Evil, as you call it.Copy !req
429. So, I am your little one-eyed wench.Copy !req
430. I am also the Great Tyrant.Copy !req
431. - Well, that's nice.
- It amuses me immensely.Copy !req
432. Now, I suppose you are interested
in the whereabouts and welfareCopy !req
433. - of a certain party, yes?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
434. I'm here on the orders of the
President of the Republic of Earth.Copy !req
435. I'm here to find Durand Durand.Copy !req
436. I am not talking about him.
I'm speaking of the angel.Copy !req
437. - Pygar?
- Yes, Pygar.Copy !req
438. He has escaped the labyrinth. Crime.Copy !req
439. He has destroyed
12 of my Black Guards. Crime.Copy !req
440. And he dares to deprive me...Copy !req
441. of a pleasure unique in Sogo:
an earthling. Crime.Copy !req
442. - Crime.
- Where is Pygar?Copy !req
443. You want your fine-feathered friend?Copy !req
444. There he is.Copy !req
445. Pygar.Copy !req
446. Amusing isn't it, Pretty-pretty?Copy !req
447. Don't you feel like playing,
Pretty-pretty?Copy !req
448. - You can play with us if you want.
- Yes, why not?Copy !req
449. Good, Pretty-pretty.Copy !req
450. You see, the mathmos is
having its effect on you already.Copy !req
451. It's the fumes,
they make one want to play.Copy !req
452. - De-crucify the Angel.
- What?Copy !req
453. De-crucify him or I'll melt your face.Copy !req
454. My face, my beautiful face.Copy !req
455. - Stop or I'll shoot.
- Stop, my face.Copy !req
456. I warn you.Copy !req
457. How dare you endanger my face?Copy !req
458. Observe her power buckle, Your Majesty.Copy !req
459. Depleted. This weapon
is as harmless as a child's toy.Copy !req
460. So, it was a trick, was it?Copy !req
461. You should have
saved your tricks for, for...Copy !req
462. For the birds, Your Majesty?Copy !req
463. Yes! Yes, the birds.Copy !req
464. The birds. Give her to the birds.Copy !req
465. You must!Copy !req
466. Tell me, my fancy, fuzzy freak,Copy !req
467. what do you think of
when you make love to Barbarella?Copy !req
468. Make love?
I do not understand.Copy !req
469. Don't be coy with me.
You're in no position.Copy !req
470. If only you had one eye in your head
you would see what a delight I am.Copy !req
471. My face, my body.
All my things are a delight.Copy !req
472. An exquisite delight.Copy !req
473. - What is it you want?
- I shall share my delights with you.Copy !req
474. You shall make love to me.Copy !req
475. An angel does not make love,
an angel is love.Copy !req
476. Then you're a dead duck. Guards!Copy !req
477. To the mathmos
with this winged fruitcake.Copy !req
478. Come along.Copy !req
479. Get inside.Copy !req
480. Oh, how darling.Copy !req
481. Oh, my...Copy !req
482. Help!Copy !req
483. This is really much too poetic
a way to die.Copy !req
484. Password, quickly.Copy !req
485. I don't understand.Copy !req
486. You are a political prisoner?Copy !req
487. - I don't think so.
- Then you're not one of us?Copy !req
488. - I'm from Earth.
- Earth?Copy !req
489. Planet of the revolutions.
Will you join our cause?Copy !req
490. What cause? Who are you?Copy !req
491. I am Dildano, head of the revolutionary
forces. This is our headquarters.Copy !req
492. - Long live the revolution.
- The revolution.Copy !req
493. Patrol report.Copy !req
494. Second level, immediately.
No, take the secret passage.Copy !req
495. The door, the door.Copy !req
496. The door!Copy !req
497. Are you typical of Earth women?Copy !req
498. I'm about average.Copy !req
499. Tell me, how did I
get out of the bird cage?Copy !req
500. Through one of our
secret escape chutes.Copy !req
501. We've established several secret
escape chutes throughout the city,Copy !req
502. indicated on this map
by these lights, here.Copy !req
503. It's for the protection of our group.Copy !req
504. I suppose you realize
you've saved my life.Copy !req
505. A life without cause
is a life without effect.Copy !req
506. I'm sure I could get you a substantial
recompense from my government.Copy !req
507. Earth woman, shall I tell you
what I would like?Copy !req
508. I think I know.Copy !req
509. No. No, not like that.Copy !req
510. Like on Earth, on Earth. The pill.Copy !req
511. I have the pill.Copy !req
512. But...Copy !req
513. Couldn't we do it your way?Copy !req
514. I don't want to change your traditions.Copy !req
515. I'm not a savage.Copy !req
516. The pill.Copy !req
517. All right.Copy !req
518. Five years I've waited
for this experience.Copy !req
519. Oh, wait!Copy !req
520. No...Copy !req
521. Long live the revolution...Copy !req
522. My group must...Copy !req
523. Hello.Copy !req
524. Oh, sorry about that.Copy !req
525. My group must have a more...Copy !req
526. Where did you get those pills?Copy !req
527. Only Earth people know of those pills.Copy !req
528. You there, John Paul, what news?Copy !req
529. My group must have more weapons
before we can launch an attack.Copy !req
530. You'll return to your position and
stand by. You will receive your orders.Copy !req
531. Right.Copy !req
532. You will receive your orders.Copy !req
533. - Long live the revolution.
- Revolution.Copy !req
534. The door, the door. The door!Copy !req
535. You must tell me,
where did you get those pills?Copy !req
536. Did an Earth person give them to you,
a man called Durand Durand?Copy !req
537. - That's correct.
- Well, where is he?Copy !req
538. He gave me those when he first arrived
in Sogo. I haven't seen him since.Copy !req
539. He's assumed to be alive somewhere,
probably in the castle.Copy !req
540. Do you have anything I can...?Copy !req
541. Of course, one of our secret uniforms.Copy !req
542. Thank you.Copy !req
543. I was sent here by my government
to find Durand Durand.Copy !req
544. Your government... That must mean...Copy !req
545. That must mean that you have your
spacecraft and weapons as well?Copy !req
546. Well, yes, of course.Copy !req
547. I don't like this red.Copy !req
548. Would you lend
your equipment to our cause?Copy !req
549. Oh, no, I couldn't do that, not until
I've accomplished my own mission.Copy !req
550. Perhaps... perhaps
we can strike a bargain.Copy !req
551. What do you mean?Copy !req
552. Only the Black Queen would know
the whereabouts of Durand Durand,Copy !req
553. and she has but one vulnerable moment.Copy !req
554. When she's in her
secret chamber of dreams.Copy !req
555. Secret chamber of dreams?Copy !req
556. Yes. She sleep... She sleeps alone
in a room above the mathmosCopy !req
557. surrounded by a wall
of impenetrable energy,Copy !req
558. to which she alone has the secret key.Copy !req
559. There exists, however, a second secret
key which my agents have located,Copy !req
560. and is now in my possession.Copy !req
561. You want to discover the whereabouts
of Durand Durand,Copy !req
562. I want to capture the Black Queen.
You follow my meaning?Copy !req
563. If you really do have the second secret
key, why haven't you used it already?Copy !req
564. Because our forces have
not as yet been strong enough.Copy !req
565. The capture of the Black Queen has
to be associated with a military coup.Copy !req
566. With your weaponry and spacecraft,
this can be brought about.Copy !req
567. With the Black Queen in your control,Copy !req
568. you can get her to divulge the
whereabouts of Durand Durand.Copy !req
569. - Yes, I see.
- Good.Copy !req
570. I need six hours to ready my attack.Copy !req
571. Well, first we're going to
have to contact Professor PingCopy !req
572. to find out if Alpha 7
has been repaired.Copy !req
573. Easily done.
I have a secret radio transmitter.Copy !req
574. Secret radio transmitter...Copy !req
575. Professor Ping to Headquarters,
Professor Ping to Headquarters.Copy !req
576. - Professor Ping to Headquarters.
- No.Copy !req
577. Headquarters to Professor Ping.
Headquarters to Professor Ping.Copy !req
578. - Come in, Ping.
- Yes, this is Ping.Copy !req
579. - Receiving you loud and clear.
- I have the earthling...Copy !req
580. - Barbarella.
- ... Barbarella, with me.Copy !req
581. She has offered us the use
of her craft and weaponry.Copy !req
582. - Is her craft in good working order?
- Yes, I have repaired the stabilizers,Copy !req
583. and the craft is ready for flight now.Copy !req
584. - Excellent.
- Thank you.Copy !req
585. There is one danger, however.Copy !req
586. A Black Guard patrol
has spotted the craftCopy !req
587. and may return at
any moment to destroy it.Copy !req
588. Good heavens.Copy !req
589. I have therefore preprogrammed it
to fly to a place of concealmentCopy !req
590. outside the labyrinth.Copy !req
591. - You're a wizard, Ping.
- It is taking off even now.Copy !req
592. There it goes.
Perfect flight pattern.Copy !req
593. Our rendezvous point
will be at 1600 hours.Copy !req
594. And our password will be...Copy !req
595. You mean the secret...?Copy !req
596. Exactly.Copy !req
597. - Right?
- Right.Copy !req
598. Headquarters signing off.
Headquarters signing off.Copy !req
599. The time is right.
The Queen is in her chamber of dreams.Copy !req
600. What about the key?Copy !req
601. Ah, the key.Copy !req
602. There is the secret key.Copy !req
603. Where?Copy !req
604. It's invisible, of course.Copy !req
605. Only an invisible key
can open an invisible wall.Copy !req
606. Where?Copy !req
607. My mathmos... The key!Copy !req
608. The key.Copy !req
609. I have it.Copy !req
610. I'll put it around your secret neck.Copy !req
611. It's invisible.Copy !req
612. Now... now, the secret map that will
lead you to the 12th corridor.Copy !req
613. Twelfth corridor?Copy !req
614. Good.Copy !req
615. This way.Copy !req
616. - Long live the revolution.
- Revolution.Copy !req
617. One moment.Copy !req
618. I'm just not the tube type.Copy !req
619. Excuse me, could you tell me
how to get to the 12th corridor?Copy !req
620. I have a taste for you.Copy !req
621. - What is it?
- Essence of man.Copy !req
622. - Essence of man?
- Yeah.Copy !req
623. Well, well, so you escaped the birds?
Just as well.Copy !req
624. Now it's my turn for some amusement.Copy !req
625. Come with me.Copy !req
626. This way, please.Copy !req
627. - What is this thing?
- You will soon see, my dear.Copy !req
628. Sonata for executioner
and various young women.Copy !req
629. It's...Copy !req
630. It's sort of nice, isn't it?Copy !req
631. Yes, it is nice, in the beginning.Copy !req
632. Wait until the tune changes.Copy !req
633. You may change your tune as well.Copy !req
634. Oh, goodness.Copy !req
635. What do you mean?Copy !req
636. When we reach the crescendo,
you will die... of pleasure.Copy !req
637. Your end will be swift
but sweet, very sweet.Copy !req
638. What's this? I don't believe it.Copy !req
639. It couldn't be.Copy !req
640. Wretched, wretched girl!Copy !req
641. What have you done
to my excessive machine?Copy !req
642. You've undone it! You've undone me!
Look, look!Copy !req
643. The energy cables are shrinking.Copy !req
644. You've turned them into fagots!Copy !req
645. You... You've burned out
the excessive machine.Copy !req
646. - You've blown all its fuses.
- My goodness.Copy !req
647. You've exhausted its power.
It couldn't keep up with you.Copy !req
648. This is incredible.Copy !req
649. What kind of girl are you?
Have you no shame?Copy !req
650. Shame, shame on you.Copy !req
651. You'll pay for this.Copy !req
652. I've got something in store for you.Copy !req
653. You'll wish you had died of pleasure
before this day is done.Copy !req
654. Now you shall learn
the wisdom of the lash.Copy !req
655. Oh, please,
haven't you done enough to me?Copy !req
656. I'll do things to you
that are beyond all known philosophies.Copy !req
657. Wait until I get my devices.Copy !req
658. Durand Durand?Copy !req
659. So... you recognized me?Copy !req
660. Recognized you?Copy !req
661. I could never have recognized you.
I thought you were only 25-years-old.Copy !req
662. What happened?Copy !req
663. Well, the mathmos
is not without its effect.Copy !req
664. But you've aged 30 years.Copy !req
665. The mathmos has its own
means of nourishment,Copy !req
666. and in return it teaches us truth.Copy !req
667. Dr. Durand,
could you hand me a garment?Copy !req
668. I have been sent here by the
President of the Republic of Earth,Copy !req
669. hopefully to save you and to
bring you back to our own Earth planet.Copy !req
670. Earth planet? Never.
Shall I tell you why?Copy !req
671. Because I know too much.Copy !req
672. Here in Sogo,
I have learned truth and essence.Copy !req
673. I speak of the dignity,
the nobility of pure evil.Copy !req
674. Would you hand me some boots?Copy !req
675. Humanism, morals, principles.
It's rubbish, nonsense.Copy !req
676. I speak only of truth and of essence.Copy !req
677. What have you
done with the Positronic Ray?Copy !req
678. - So, that's it.
- What does it do?Copy !req
679. All persons and objects in its pathCopy !req
680. are deminimalized to the fourth level.Copy !req
681. - You mean...?
- That's right.Copy !req
682. They're placed in the
fourth dimension irretrievably.Copy !req
683. - But that's monstrous.
- Yes, it is, isn't it?Copy !req
684. Why haven't you used it
to take power here in Sogo?Copy !req
685. The Black Queen
must first be destroyed.Copy !req
686. But, as you no doubt observed, she is
always surrounded by her Black Guards.Copy !req
687. Whoever succeeds in killing her will be
put immediately to a horrible death.Copy !req
688. Hence my prudence.Copy !req
689. I find horrible the idea that one could
do to me that which I do to others.Copy !req
690. But I was told that the Black Queen
was vulnerable while she sleeps?Copy !req
691. Oh, yes. There are no Black Guards
in the chamber of dreams.Copy !req
692. They're not needed there because
there's no access to the chamber.Copy !req
693. But, now it's time for my pleasure,
and your death.Copy !req
694. Wait.Copy !req
695. I know how you can enter
the chamber of dreams.Copy !req
696. You? How?Copy !req
697. - Speak.
- I have the key.Copy !req
698. - What does it look like?
- It's invisible.Copy !req
699. Then you really do have the key.Copy !req
700. I'll give you five minutes.Copy !req
701. Take me to the chamber of dreams.Copy !req
702. After you, Barbarella.Copy !req
703. To the right, Barbarella.Copy !req
704. Now to the left.Copy !req
705. Stop.Copy !req
706. Open it.Copy !req
707. - This must be the invisible wall.
- Yes, now where's the key?Copy !req
708. - Come on, come on. Stop stalling!
- I'm trying to find the keyhole.Copy !req
709. No.Copy !req
710. You're trapped!
Trapped in the chamber of dreams.Copy !req
711. The mathmos will devour you.Copy !req
712. - Your Majesty!
- It's no use. I've got the two keys.Copy !req
713. The wall is sealed for all eternity.Copy !req
714. Dr. Durand, will you
give up this madness?Copy !req
715. Come back to Earth with me
before it's too late.Copy !req
716. Yes, I will return to Earth...Copy !req
717. as its conqueror.Copy !req
718. Thanks to you, the queen, the last
obstacle to my plans, has been removed.Copy !req
719. Thank you, Barbarella.Copy !req
720. Nothing can stop me now.Copy !req
721. Today, master of Sogo.Copy !req
722. Tomorrow, master of the Earth,Copy !req
723. master of the galaxy,
master of the universe!Copy !req
724. Tell me, my fine, feathered friend,Copy !req
725. what do you think of
when you make love to Barbarella?Copy !req
726. An angel doesn't make love,
an angel is love.Copy !req
727. Wake up, Your Majesty!Copy !req
728. You must wake up!Copy !req
729. Vade retro, Earth girl.Copy !req
730. I know you don't really exist.Copy !req
731. That may be, Your Majesty,
but we'd better stick to what we see.Copy !req
732. Wretched girl, what have you done?
No one must enter while I sleep.Copy !req
733. Your concierge
is taking over the throne.Copy !req
734. What? What are you saying?Copy !req
735. It's true, and he's taken your key.Copy !req
736. - We're locked in, Your Majesty.
- The key, he's stolen the key.Copy !req
737. We're doomed... Doomed!Copy !req
738. He said the mathmos will devour us.
What did he mean?Copy !req
739. It is said that unless
I am alone in my chamber of dreams...Copy !req
740. the mathmos will claim me.Copy !req
741. It's the Throne Room.Copy !req
742. I'm able to see into every
part of the city and the labyrinth.Copy !req
743. Unfortunately, it's a one-way screen.Copy !req
744. No one can see that
that bloody dog has locked me in.Copy !req
745. Your Majesty! Your Majesty,
we're under attack!Copy !req
746. The creatures in the labyrinth,
they're revolting, Your Majesty.Copy !req
747. How dare he interrupt my coronation?Copy !req
748. Dispatch the air armada.Copy !req
749. Quick, Your Majesty, the labyrinth.Copy !req
750. It's Dildano. He will save us.Copy !req
751. Your Majesty, they're all destroyed.Copy !req
752. Oh, good.
Not a creature left in the labyrinth.Copy !req
753. No aircraft left.
They have Earth weapons.Copy !req
754. Fool, liar, idiots!Copy !req
755. Must I do everything myself?Copy !req
756. - I'll destroy this rabble.
- He's gonna use the Positronic Ray.Copy !req
757. It works!Copy !req
758. It works, it works!Copy !req
759. All is lost.Copy !req
760. I must die.Copy !req
761. Very well, but it is I
who shall have the last laugh.Copy !req
762. The imbecile doesn't know
the secret of the Great Tyrant.Copy !req
763. The supreme weapon.Copy !req
764. - I shall free the mathmos.
- Do you think that's wise?Copy !req
765. Sogo will disappear.Copy !req
766. It will be the end, the apocalypse.Copy !req
767. - Where are we?
- In the mathmos and alive.Copy !req
768. I can see that, but why?Copy !req
769. It seems the mathmos
has created this bubbleCopy !req
770. to protect itself from your innocence.Copy !req
771. That's nice.Copy !req
772. Oh, no. Stop! I command it.Copy !req
773. I'm Durand Durand.Copy !req
774. I'm the master of the mathmos!Copy !req
775. Fall back!Copy !req
776. Fall back...Copy !req
777. or I'll destroy you
with my Positronic Ray.Copy !req
778. You are so good,
you made the mathmos vomit.Copy !req
779. Pygar! What have you done to Pygar?Copy !req
780. He was sent to the mathmos, but I see
he's no more digestible than you are.Copy !req
781. You can't be dead.Copy !req
782. You win, Barbarella, but the Earth
has lost its last great dictator.Copy !req
783. The genius of the Positronic Ray.Copy !req
784. Why don't you give himCopy !req
785. a mouth to mouth?Copy !req
786. I have a better idea.Copy !req
787. Please. Pygar, please.Copy !req
788. Please, wake up.Copy !req
789. We must fly back to my spaceship.
Do you have the strength?Copy !req
790. Pygar, what did you save her for,Copy !req
791. after all the terrible things
she's done to you?Copy !req
792. An angel has no memory.Copy !req