1. How many more cups of tea
before you wake up?Copy !req
2. Do you come to my parents'
only to drink tea?Copy !req
3. Just take a laxative!Copy !req
4. Mummy, can I skip school today?Copy !req
5. No! You are not skipping school anymore!Copy !req
6. So, it's decided, right?Copy !req
7. Yes, sure.Copy !req
8. Mom, if you've already decided,
then why have this family meeting?Copy !req
9. We dropped all our
morning chores to be here!Copy !req
10. When it came to our marriages,
there was no such discussion!Copy !req
11. But of course…Copy !req
12. he's the son of the house!Copy !req
13. When it comes to his marriage,
caste, religion, nothing matters!Copy !req
14. Auntie, they're even ready to
let him marry a Muslim girl!Copy !req
15. I wasn't even allowed to choose
a boy from our own caste.Copy !req
16. You had an affair before our marriage?Copy !req
17. It was just an example!Copy !req
18. You really have zero imagination!Copy !req
19. - Look…
- Yes.Copy !req
20. it's not like we readily agreed, right?Copy !req
21. He's been adamant since four yearsCopy !req
22. that he won't marry anyone except her.Copy !req
23. So, what should we do?Copy !req
24. Let him remain a bachelor forever?Copy !req
25. And can't you see
how noble your brother is?Copy !req
26. He's upheld our family honor
for the last four years.Copy !req
27. Absolutely, Mom!Copy !req
28. He's been living alone
in Dehradun all this while.Copy !req
29. He could've easily eloped if he wanted.Copy !req
30. But, did he?Copy !req
31. Baby…Copy !req
32. what do you think?Copy !req
33. What will Auntie say?Copy !req
34. It's been a year
and she still can't decideCopy !req
35. whether she wants her cataract
operated or not.Copy !req
36. Enough, now!Copy !req
37. Auntie Baby, please speak up.Copy !req
38. What can I say?Copy !req
39. If his father were around,
he'd have counseled him.Copy !req
40. He passed away eight years ago.Copy !req
41. Is it still his responsibility?Copy !req
42. Baby, say something.Copy !req
43. He is your only son!Copy !req
44. You seem to have lost two biscuits.Copy !req
45. Really?Copy !req
46. Really?Copy !req
47. A naughty bunny
nibbled them away last night!Copy !req
48. Come on, sir!Copy !req
49. Any more photos?Copy !req
50. Can't see any more.
She's not on my friend list.Copy !req
51. You think they're a good match?Copy !req
52. I mean, our brother's so fit
and she's kinda plump, no?Copy !req
53. So what? Nothing like some
meat to grab onto!Copy !req
54. I meant…Copy !req
55. I was just trying to say that…Copy !req
56. She should be healthy, right?Copy !req
57. You tell us.
What do you think?Copy !req
58. I think…Copy !req
59. That we should meet Naaznin's family.Copy !req
60. - No!
- Yes.Copy !req
61. - And fix a date!Copy !req
62. Yes.Copy !req
63. He says we should
fix a wedding date!Copy !req
64. Very well, then.Copy !req
65. You'll gorge on sweets soon.Copy !req
66. Sir's here.Copy !req
67. - Jai hind, sir!
- Jai hind!Copy !req
68. Jai hind, sir!Copy !req
69. Hello, Women Police Station.Copy !req
70. Madam, Sections 354, 368, 498A…Copy !req
71. I'm bored dealing
with domestic squabbles.Copy !req
72. If I had Section 302, 307…
that would be exciting.Copy !req
73. What's your problem?
Why do you want a transfer?Copy !req
74. Other men would kill to get posted
at a Women's Police Station.Copy !req
75. Let me open that for you.Copy !req
76. And there's you, playing saint
in a garden of temptation!Copy !req
77. People only come here
to rant about their in-laws,Copy !req
78. or swap knitting
patterns and recipes.Copy !req
79. And now there's a nursery
right behind my cabin.Copy !req
80. Those yelling kids make my ears bleed.Copy !req
81. I'm not enjoying it here, ma'am.Copy !req
82. Are you here for enjoyment or work?Copy !req
83. Tell me!Copy !req
84. Have you seen the FIR
your team has typed?Copy !req
85. Do you know how much the state
spends on Computer Training?Copy !req
86. Go, get it redone!Copy !req
87. Give that back.Copy !req
88. It's stuck.Copy !req
89. I'll get it opened.Copy !req
90. Go.Copy !req
91. That's the mouse, keep it down.Copy !req
92. Naaznin.Copy !req
93. Yes, sir?Copy !req
94. What's this?Copy !req
95. It's the report, sir.Copy !req
96. You call this a report?Copy !req
97. There are six fonts on one page.Copy !req
98. Spacing, alignment…
it's all a mess.Copy !req
99. Come on, put your heart into it.Copy !req
100. But it's an FIR, sir…
Not a love letter.Copy !req
101. - You think that's funny?
- Sorry, sir.Copy !req
102. Hey, kiddos!Copy !req
103. SUB INSPECTOR'S ROOMCopy !req
104. Watch your tongue.Copy !req
105. I'm your senior officer.Copy !req
106. Redo this.Copy !req
107. - Hold on a second.
- Okay, sir.Copy !req
108. Hello, Auntie.Copy !req
109. Hello, Shardul.Copy !req
110. So, we had a discussion at home,Copy !req
111. about you marrying Naaznin.Copy !req
112. One moment.Copy !req
113. Open this and give it to ma'am.Copy !req
114. Okay.Copy !req
115. Yes, Auntie.Copy !req
116. Well, everyone's agreed!Copy !req
117. What's the matter?
Aren't you happy?Copy !req
118. How can I be happy, Auntie?Copy !req
119. You all took so long to say yes,
she said yes to someone else.Copy !req
120. Oh, God!Copy !req
121. He's saying Naaznin got married.Copy !req
122. Hello, Shardul.Copy !req
123. What happened?
Did she really get married?Copy !req
124. Yes Mom, do you want to
see her marriage certificate?Copy !req
125. He hung up!Copy !req
126. What now, Mom?Copy !req
127. Why are you all so sad?Copy !req
128. This is great news!Copy !req
129. Let's find him a girl
from our own caste now!Copy !req
130. Yes.Copy !req
131. What are you doing?Copy !req
132. Papa, the under-18
team selection is on.Copy !req
133. The coach asked us
to shave our arms and legs.Copy !req
134. Selectors are strict these days.Copy !req
135. Check this out!Copy !req
136. Everyone thinks I'm
your older brother.Copy !req
137. We pointlessly got you
a fake underage certificate.Copy !req
138. What is it?Copy !req
139. Sumi?Copy !req
140. "Tell her…"
What do I tell her?Copy !req
141. "Shave?"Copy !req
142. Why would Sumi shave Naman's arms?Copy !req
143. Text me. I'm running late.Copy !req
144. Mom's vow of silence
includes texting as well!Copy !req
145. Did she leave again?Copy !req
146. Good going! Concentrate!Copy !req
147. Well done, Kavita, Simran!Copy !req
148. Vishakha, pass it to Vaishnavi!Copy !req
149. Vaishnavi, shoot!Copy !req
150. Come on Vaishnavi, concentrate!Copy !req
151. Pass the ball.Copy !req
152. Everyone, assemble here.Copy !req
153. Get started.Copy !req
154. Rotate!Copy !req
155. Clockwise.Copy !req
156. Anti-clockwise.Copy !req
157. That dating app you told me to join.Copy !req
158. A guy wants to meet up.Copy !req
159. Go ahead!Copy !req
160. Or do you want to chat endlessly?Copy !req
161. Right!Copy !req
162. Just don't get physical
on the first date.Copy !req
163. Left!Copy !req
164. Switch!Copy !req
165. - Sir.
- I'll break your legs!Copy !req
166. Wait till your Dad discovers your antics!Copy !req
167. Think you can outrun me?Copy !req
168. - Get in line!
- Sir.Copy !req
169. Another Runaway Romeo, sir!Copy !req
170. He left that girl and ran!Copy !req
171. Sir.Copy !req
172. Cops appear and love disappears?Copy !req
173. - Sorry, sir.
- You think he'll be loyal?Copy !req
174. One more?Copy !req
175. Hey, stop!Copy !req
176. Catch them!Copy !req
177. Sir!Copy !req
178. - What?
- "Laasbian", sir!Copy !req
179. Lesbians? Get them out!Copy !req
180. Come out, quick!Copy !req
181. Come out now!
Why so shy?Copy !req
182. Sir, please!Copy !req
183. They're homos!Copy !req
184. Sir!Copy !req
185. We caught two homos.Copy !req
186. Come on! Get in line!Copy !req
187. Hey! Get lost, you two. Scoot!Copy !req
188. Such people are
ruining this country.Copy !req
189. But, sir…Copy !req
190. Shall I call your mother?Copy !req
191. Do it properly.Copy !req
192. - What's up?
- Go on, have a look!Copy !req
193. - Sorry, sir.
- Here you go.Copy !req
194. - Think you're in a park?
- Sorry, sir!Copy !req
195. Left!Copy !req
196. Left, right, left! Left!Copy !req
197. - Ms. Suman!
- Left, right, left! Left!Copy !req
198. Someone's here for you.Copy !req
199. - Good morning, ma'am.
- Good morning, ma'am.Copy !req
200. Sumi's a very senior teacher here.Copy !req
201. Didn't you say she's very fair?Copy !req
202. She looked very different in the photo.Copy !req
203. She's much darker in person.Copy !req
204. Not at all!Copy !req
205. - Sumi, unzip your jacket.
- What?Copy !req
206. Don't be shy, it's just us!Copy !req
207. See!Copy !req
208. What are you doing?Copy !req
209. See how fair she is!Copy !req
210. Come with me!Copy !req
211. She's just got a bit tanned
being on the field everyday.Copy !req
212. She won't be working
after marriage anyway.Copy !req
213. Why would I quit my job?Copy !req
214. Then who'll take care
of the house?Copy !req
215. Whose house is it?Copy !req
216. As of now, it's a rented place.Copy !req
217. But my Sanju has bought
a big plot of land in Daalanwala!Copy !req
218. - Really! In Daalanwala?
- Yes.Copy !req
219. Can I see his picture?Copy !req
220. I meant Sanju's picture,
not your husband's!Copy !req
221. This is Sanju!Copy !req
222. Oh!Copy !req
223. By the way,
auntie probably didn't tell you…Copy !req
224. I was engaged once before.Copy !req
225. But just before the wedding,
the boy passed away.Copy !req
226. Sanju's your only child, right?Copy !req
227. Are you willing to take such a big risk?Copy !req
228. Hey, Kusum!Copy !req
229. Tell your mother
to never call me again!Copy !req
230. Kusum! Listen to me!Copy !req
231. What did you say to Auntie Priya?Copy !req
232. Did you see the guy's picture?
He was an uncle!Copy !req
233. You're 31 already.Copy !req
234. Are you expecting young boys?Copy !req
235. You'd be lucky to even get an "uncle."Copy !req
236. New excuses every time!Copy !req
237. What excuses?Copy !req
238. I did like a boy once, right?Copy !req
239. Agreed to marry him as well.
Remember what happened?Copy !req
240. He's been dead for six years!Copy !req
241. Even his parents
would've moved on by now.Copy !req
242. But you still won't let go!Copy !req
243. Am I destined to remain
a wedding guest forever?Copy !req
244. What future do you have?Copy !req
245. Couldn't you become
a Math or Science teacher?Copy !req
246. Became a sports teacher instead!Copy !req
247. You can't even take up private tuition!Copy !req
248. So, now you're concerned
about my future?Copy !req
249. Why didn't you let me pursue handball?Copy !req
250. I was selected for the nationals!Copy !req
251. I could've landed a job
in the railways.Copy !req
252. You went out of your way to get
this loser a fake certificate.Copy !req
253. Was he selected?
What did he achieve?Copy !req
254. Want a loudspeaker?Copy !req
255. Go on, tell the entire neighborhood!Copy !req
256. Don't you act cheeky with me.Copy !req
257. Didn't you tell him?
I paid for your fake certificate!Copy !req
258. Whiny little Mama's boy!Copy !req
259. - Mom!
- Tell me something.Copy !req
260. Why can't you play with boys your age?Copy !req
261. Because he's a duffer!Copy !req
262. My colleague Urvashi,
she stays near the school.Copy !req
263. I'm moving in with her.Copy !req
264. We'll split the rent.Copy !req
265. Papa, are you listening to me?Copy !req
266. - Prem?
- I'm leaving!Copy !req
267. - Always after me—
- Hi!Copy !req
268. Those documents I gave you…Copy !req
269. Here.Copy !req
270. All done?Copy !req
271. How much?Copy !req
272. Bye!Copy !req
273. Saw that?Copy !req
274. She's younger than you.Copy !req
275. See how she flirts with me!Copy !req
276. Papa, I'm serious!Copy !req
277. I'm leaving home.Copy !req
278. I can't take your wife's
daily taunts anymore.Copy !req
279. What will people say?Copy !req
280. Couldn't get our girl married,
so we washed our hands off her?Copy !req
281. Why do you take
mom's words to heart?Copy !req
282. Learn from your father.
Turn a deaf ear to her.Copy !req
283. And we can live in peace.Copy !req
284. Peace will arrive in our house
only once she departs.Copy !req
285. That's going to be one helluva long wait!Copy !req
286. You should also move with me!Copy !req
287. Why be stuck with that old hag?Copy !req
288. Maybe you'll find someone
to flirt with as well.Copy !req
289. Yeah, right!Copy !req
290. What is it?Copy !req
291. - It's Sumu.
- Hello!Copy !req
292. Hello, Nonu!Copy !req
293. Ask, "How are you?"Copy !req
294. How are you?Copy !req
295. I'm great! How about you?Copy !req
296. I'm fine as well.Copy !req
297. - Bye.
- What?Copy !req
298. Damn, she ran away!Copy !req
299. She misses you a lot.Copy !req
300. - Keeps asking, "Where's Sumu?"
- Why have you called?Copy !req
301. I'm coming home next week.Copy !req
302. Let's meet?Copy !req
303. Don't avoid me this time.Copy !req
304. Just focus on your family, okay?Copy !req
305. CAN WE MEET?Copy !req
306. - Hello.
- Sorry, but I'm waiting for someone.Copy !req
307. Suman Singh?Copy !req
308. Raju.Copy !req
309. Surprised?Copy !req
310. Suman!
Hold on for a moment, please!Copy !req
311. Suman! Hear me out.Copy !req
312. Just listen for a bit?Copy !req
313. You don't like boys at all?Copy !req
314. Try me out once!Copy !req
315. Get away from me!Copy !req
316. And don't try to
contact me ever again!Copy !req
317. Have some roti.Copy !req
318. - Hello?
- Hello, Suman. Raju.Copy !req
319. I've got your number
with great difficulty.Copy !req
320. Yes?Copy !req
321. Photocopy this, please.Copy !req
322. Chapter 16,1 to 16,3.Copy !req
323. Go away or I'll report you.Copy !req
324. Oh, really?Copy !req
325. Go ahead.Copy !req
326. I'll expose you as well.Copy !req
327. Buddy!Copy !req
328. Make it two copies.Copy !req
329. Look…Copy !req
330. I'm requesting you.Copy !req
331. Please stop bothering me.Copy !req
332. I'm also requesting you.Copy !req
333. I'm not asking
you to be my girlfriend.Copy !req
334. Just do it once.Copy !req
335. 20 rupees.Copy !req
336. 20?Copy !req
337. Bye, ma'am!Copy !req
338. Who was that?Copy !req
339. Ex-student.Copy !req
340. - Name?
- Suman.Copy !req
341. Ti—Copy !req
342. Hello, Mom. What is it?Copy !req
343. No, I've not seen the photos.
I'm on duty.Copy !req
344. My heartbreak's still fresh.
I'm not done grieving yet.Copy !req
345. At least let my wounds heal!Copy !req
346. I'll call you later.
I'm busy.Copy !req
347. Yes, later. Bye.Copy !req
348. - Title?
- Singh.Copy !req
349. - Punjabi?
- No, I'm a Thakur from UP.Copy !req
350. Gender?Copy !req
351. Take a guess?Copy !req
352. Female… of course.Copy !req
353. This boy harassing you,
what's his name?Copy !req
354. Rajeev Paadi-set…Copy !req
355. Paddisetti, sir.
Rajeev Paddisetti.Copy !req
356. Squat!Copy !req
357. Now that you look like a cock,Copy !req
358. you better lay some eggs
for our dinner.Copy !req
359. But hens lay eggs, not cocks.Copy !req
360. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
361. Being cheeky with a cop, engineer?Copy !req
362. Should I wrench out your nuts?Copy !req
363. Come on, show me your hand.Copy !req
364. - Hand in front, now!
- Sir, please, not my hands.Copy !req
365. Sir, please.Copy !req
366. - Do it now!
- Sir, please!Copy !req
367. Sir, please, not the right hand.
I have an exam tomorrow.Copy !req
368. Ma'am!Copy !req
369. - Namaste, sir.
- Namaste.Copy !req
370. - Did you find him?
- Of course!Copy !req
371. He won't bother you again.Copy !req
372. I told him off.Copy !req
373. - Just told him off?
- Yes.Copy !req
374. Why didn't you beat him
naked on an ice-slab?Copy !req
375. You could've broken his limbs at least!Copy !req
376. I…Copy !req
377. "Told him off…"Copy !req
378. I mean…Copy !req
379. Don't worry.Copy !req
380. He won't harass any lady again.Copy !req
381. Sorry! "Lady" suits older women…Copy !req
382. You are…Copy !req
383. you're young. A girl.Copy !req
384. Fresh as a daisy!Copy !req
385. Sir, I—Copy !req
386. What do you teach?
Social Sciences?Copy !req
387. No. Physical Education.Copy !req
388. Oh, P.T!Copy !req
389. I'll get going.Copy !req
390. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
391. I'm never assigned any senior classes.Copy !req
392. She doesn't tell me a word.Copy !req
393. I'll be back.Copy !req
394. Hello!Copy !req
395. What are you up to?Copy !req
396. Are you stalking me?Copy !req
397. Women go to the police
for their safety.Copy !req
398. Where do we go if
policemen start stalking us?Copy !req
399. Hey…Copy !req
400. It's not what you think.Copy !req
401. - This isn't a police matter.
- Then, what is it?Copy !req
402. Can I speak to you
for two minutes? Alone?Copy !req
403. Why?Copy !req
404. It's kind of a private matter.Copy !req
405. First of all, thanks for
coming here with me.Copy !req
406. Couldn't you find a better place?Copy !req
407. There won't be any disturbance here.Copy !req
408. Like I said, it's a personal matter.Copy !req
409. Go on.Copy !req
410. Sure.Copy !req
411. So, as you mentioned in the report,Copy !req
412. you're from the Thakur caste,
female, age 31.Copy !req
413. There must be pressure
from your family to get married?Copy !req
414. I'm 32, the same caste.Copy !req
415. What are you suggesting?Copy !req
416. That we get married?Copy !req
417. Damn, I was so nervous!Copy !req
418. You just spoke my mind!Copy !req
419. This is great!Copy !req
420. Look, brother…Copy !req
421. I was engaged onceCopy !req
422. and the groom died two
weeks before the wedding.Copy !req
423. How?Copy !req
424. In an accident!Copy !req
425. Was he driving? Where?Copy !req
426. Which police station?Copy !req
427. Is this an interrogation?Copy !req
428. Don't you get it?Copy !req
429. I'm cursed. Deadly cursed!Copy !req
430. Hey, one second!Copy !req
431. Hold on.Copy !req
432. Please sit.
Two minutes, please.Copy !req
433. Look, I…Copy !req
434. Sorry. Protein shake.Copy !req
435. Look, I'm pretty broad-minded.Copy !req
436. I don't believe in curses!Copy !req
437. And honestly, I feel we are…Copy !req
438. a match made in heaven.Copy !req
439. Don't you get it?Copy !req
440. I have no interest in marriage.Copy !req
441. - I don't want to get married!
- I know!Copy !req
442. What do you know?Copy !req
443. Raju told me…Copy !req
444. that you have zero interest in men.Copy !req
445. I get it.Copy !req
446. That's fine by me!Copy !req
447. Look…Copy !req
448. just like you're
not interested in men… right?Copy !req
449. But…Copy !req
450. What?Copy !req
451. You know…Copy !req
452. I…Copy !req
453. You know what I mean…Copy !req
454. - What?
- I'm… I'm just like you.Copy !req
455. I'm homosexual.Copy !req
456. - What are you?
- Homosexual!Copy !req
457. Who's there?Copy !req
458. Sirohi!Copy !req
459. Sirohi!Copy !req
460. - Jai hind, sir!
- Wha… what did you hear, Sirohi?Copy !req
461. Nothing, sir.Copy !req
462. But don't worry,
your secret's safe with me!Copy !req
463. What… what secret, Sirohi?Copy !req
464. That you and ma'am…Copy !req
465. here…Copy !req
466. Yeah, we were just…Copy !req
467. - Now scoot, come on!
- Carry on, sir!Copy !req
468. Get going!Copy !req
469. Actually…Copy !req
470. You think he heard me?Copy !req
471. - So…
- Water?Copy !req
472. Yes, water…Copy !req
473. No, it's okay. Thanks.Copy !req
474. - So, what was I saying?
- That you're gay.Copy !req
475. Yes, I am…Copy !req
476. So, I was saying that if we get married…Copy !req
477. our families will get off our backs.Copy !req
478. Right?
And then we can live in peace.Copy !req
479. Live freely, together…Copy !req
480. Like roommates?Copy !req
481. How can I be sure you're gay?Copy !req
482. The state doesn't give certificates
to prove it, right?Copy !req
483. I am what I am. Right?Copy !req
484. Anyway, why would someone
just say they're… gay?Copy !req
485. Doesn't make sense, right?Copy !req
486. What do you say?Copy !req
487. Plus, you'll be under my protection!Copy !req
488. - Ma'am, a bit to the left.
- Yes.Copy !req
489. A little more.Copy !req
490. Raise your legs. Outward!Copy !req
491. And smile!Copy !req
492. What a pretty pair of swans!Copy !req
493. Sarita, Vinita, Nishita, Udita,
and myself Rekha.Copy !req
494. Dad finally gave up his dream
of having a son after me.Copy !req
495. I'm Dr. Anup Parihar.
Doctor of Homeopathy.Copy !req
496. - My brother-in-law.
- Namaste.Copy !req
497. Let's raise a toast!Copy !req
498. Let's raise a toast!Copy !req
499. Let's raise a toast!Copy !req
500. Oh, no!Copy !req
501. Oh, no!Copy !req
502. Oh, no! Oh, no! No!Copy !req
503. Where did our prince
Find this pretty little bride?Copy !req
504. Where did our prince
Find this pretty little bride?Copy !req
505. Raise a toast!Copy !req
506. The moon and lovebird
Entwined by a thread of fateCopy !req
507. Families have joined the party
Uncles let loose and gyrateCopy !req
508. The couple have blissfully wed
Look how the bride blushes redCopy !req
509. This moonfaced lass would pick our boy
Could anyone have guessed?Copy !req
510. Oh, no! No!Copy !req
511. Where did our prince
Find this pretty little bride?Copy !req
512. Raise a toast!Copy !req
513. Where did our prince
Find this pretty little bride?Copy !req
514. Raise a toast!Copy !req
515. Shanti, you're here.Copy !req
516. Sir, please have a seat!Copy !req
517. Please come.Copy !req
518. Naaznin didn't come?Copy !req
519. A heaven-made union
Never to be undoneCopy !req
520. No one quite knows
Where the plots lead here-fromCopy !req
521. A couple of parched souls in heatCopy !req
522. Here comes the proverbial twistCopy !req
523. Quickly gather cotton
Assemble a fluffy quiltCopy !req
524. Oh, no! No!Copy !req
525. Where did our prince
Find this pretty little bride?Copy !req
526. Raise a toast!Copy !req
527. Where did our prince
Find this pretty little bride?Copy !req
528. Raise a toast!Copy !req
529. Sir, now that the kids are married…Copy !req
530. if you could get them
a flat at the police colony.Copy !req
531. Dance and raise a toast!Copy !req
532. Dance and raise a toast!Copy !req
533. Dance and raise a toast!Copy !req
534. Dance and raise a toast!Copy !req
535. Raise a toast!Copy !req
536. Raise a toast!Copy !req
537. Raise a toast!Copy !req
538. Raise a toast!Copy !req
539. 26…Copy !req
540. Hi. Are you ready?Copy !req
541. Yeah.Copy !req
542. Shall we head out?Copy !req
543. No, actually Kabir's coming,
so… I'll be with him.Copy !req
544. Oh…Copy !req
545. so you're on a real honeymoon!Copy !req
546. Good for you.Copy !req
547. How much?Copy !req
548. - Hi.
- Yeah?Copy !req
549. Your family wants a selfie,
shall we take one?Copy !req
550. Selfie? Yeah, sure.Copy !req
551. This hotel's pretty fancy.Copy !req
552. Must be expensive, right?Copy !req
553. It's Kabir's choice, after all.Copy !req
554. Where's Kabir?Copy !req
555. Kabir…Copy !req
556. I've been calling and
texting him since morning.Copy !req
557. No response.Copy !req
558. No idea where he is, or what he's up to.Copy !req
559. You know, I've never spoken
about Kabir to anyone till date…Copy !req
560. except you.Copy !req
561. Thank you!Copy !req
562. - The selfie?
- Come—Copy !req
563. Yeah, of course!Copy !req
564. Let me put this glass away…Copy !req
565. or they'll think I've been drinking.Copy !req
566. A bit closer.Copy !req
567. Sorry.Copy !req
568. You know what?
Let's do this tomorrow.Copy !req
569. Sure, tomorrow it is!
No big deal.Copy !req
570. Where are you going?Copy !req
571. Sit for a while!Copy !req
572. No, I'll carry on.Copy !req
573. I'm a cop!Copy !req
574. Don't be nervous!Copy !req
575. Come! Come, sit.Copy !req
576. So did you always
want to join the police?Copy !req
577. Police?Copy !req
578. Are you kidding?Copy !req
579. I just…Copy !req
580. I wanted to be this.Copy !req
581. One second, wait.Copy !req
582. What are you doing, Shardul?Copy !req
583. - Please! It's okay.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
584. Look here.Copy !req
585. See?Copy !req
586. See those pecs.Copy !req
587. Yeah!Copy !req
588. Look, triceps.Copy !req
589. These were double the size
a decade ago!Copy !req
590. Look at this.Copy !req
591. Touch it?Copy !req
592. Hard as a rock!Copy !req
593. Back.Copy !req
594. Can you see it?Copy !req
595. Abs… see these abs?Copy !req
596. This…Copy !req
597. See?Copy !req
598. This…Copy !req
599. See what I wanted to be…Copy !req
600. "Mr. India"!Copy !req
601. How can I see?Copy !req
602. Mr. India's invisible, right?Copy !req
603. - You're making fun of me…
- No.Copy !req
604. Fine, go ahead.Copy !req
605. Make jokes.Copy !req
606. Destiny already played
the biggest joke on me.Copy !req
607. Although…Copy !req
608. I trained my ass off for three years.Copy !req
609. Sweat it out at the
gym for six hours, daily!Copy !req
610. Never took steroids or anything.Copy !req
611. You know Pumping Iron?Copy !req
612. I watched it 35 times!Copy !req
613. I flicked the VCD from a store.
Watched it every day!Copy !req
614. What?
Did you say something?Copy !req
615. - No.
- Okay.Copy !req
616. And then the year I was
to enter the competition…Copy !req
617. my father kicked the bucket!Copy !req
618. He was martyred, right?Copy !req
619. Yeah, he was martyred.Copy !req
620. My dream of becoming Mr. IndiaCopy !req
621. was also martyred with him.Copy !req
622. The government offered me this job.Copy !req
623. People in our country don't
even let go of a bus seat.Copy !req
624. Would you?
Of course, you wouldn't!Copy !req
625. How could I let go
of a government job?Copy !req
626. Imagine, a gay man in the police!Copy !req
627. I fear the police
more than criminals do.Copy !req
628. What if someone finds out?Copy !req
629. Have you watched Robocop?Copy !req
630. Robocop?Copy !req
631. Robo…Copy !req
632. Well, I'm…Copy !req
633. Homocop!Copy !req
634. That's right, I'm Homocop!Copy !req
635. Who am I? Homocop!Copy !req
636. And if…Copy !req
637. - Shardul?
- It's okay. I'm okay.Copy !req
638. Did I not eat last night?Copy !req
639. Right there.Copy !req
640. Hi.Copy !req
641. Kabir. He arrived this morning.Copy !req
642. Suman.Copy !req
643. I'll grab some breakfast, and then
we can all honeymoon together?Copy !req
644. Tiger!Copy !req
645. I'll be back.Copy !req
646. Hey!Copy !req
647. Is he a schoolboy?Copy !req
648. He looks so young!Copy !req
649. Of course not!Copy !req
650. He's doing his MBA.Copy !req
651. Even alone in my room
It's your presence I feelCopy !req
652. Upon the cradle of my thoughts
I carry you with meCopy !req
653. When you put your palm on mineCopy !req
654. Our lifelines shall intertwineCopy !req
655. Now all that separates usCopy !req
656. Is a distance of few stepsCopy !req
657. Seeking assentCopy !req
658. Seeking assentCopy !req
659. Seeking assentCopy !req
660. Assent, yours and mineCopy !req
661. Amid tiny window panes
In the verandah of my heartCopy !req
662. Peeking mischief a pair of eyes truantCopy !req
663. Scribbling a request
With crooked alphabetsCopy !req
664. A song of love
Whispering sweet nothingsCopy !req
665. A silken thread awayCopy !req
666. This breathy distanceCopy !req
667. Seeking assentCopy !req
668. Seeking assentCopy !req
669. Seeking assentCopy !req
670. Assent, yours and mineCopy !req
671. You've been together for three years.Copy !req
672. Doesn't he have any problem
with this marriage?Copy !req
673. No. Why would he?Copy !req
674. How did you two meet?Copy !req
675. Blow into this.Copy !req
676. Blow into this.Copy !req
677. Carry on.Copy !req
678. This isn't working. Hold this.Copy !req
679. Stop the car. Stop!Copy !req
680. Are you drunk?Copy !req
681. No, sir.Copy !req
682. Really?Copy !req
683. In my hand.Copy !req
684. Now.Copy !req
685. Do it!Copy !req
686. But sir, you told me to…Copy !req
687. I asked you to blow, not spit!Copy !req
688. - Get some water! Come out!
- Sorry, sir. Really sorry!Copy !req
689. - Get out!
- I'm very sorry, sir.Copy !req
690. He spat!Copy !req
691. Bye!Copy !req
692. At least say bye properly.Copy !req
693. I did, of course! Let's go.Copy !req
694. - How much?
- 1,000 rupees.Copy !req
695. Got 500 bucks?Copy !req
696. I don't.Copy !req
697. All expenses will be split equally.Copy !req
698. We're roommates, after all…
not an actual couple.Copy !req
699. That's your room…Copy !req
700. and this is mine.Copy !req
701. Aren't we a little
too cut off from the city?Copy !req
702. It's better this way.
No one knows us here.Copy !req
703. There's zero risk.Copy !req
704. Let's move to Siberia then!Copy !req
705. There's no one there.Copy !req
706. I've been waiting since
7:00 p.m., Shardul!Copy !req
707. Why are you making
a big deal out of it?Copy !req
708. I'm sorry I got late.Copy !req
709. Let's move on, please!Copy !req
710. Why are you ruining the mood?Copy !req
711. Come on…Copy !req
712. Why does it always have to be me?Copy !req
713. Shardul, you know I have a problem.Copy !req
714. Why do you say
we're versatile then!Copy !req
715. Versatile, my foot!Copy !req
716. This isn't fair.Copy !req
717. I also feel like…Copy !req
718. Look, if it's such a problem,
then let it be!Copy !req
719. - I'll leave.
- Kabir!Copy !req
720. Get up.Copy !req
721. Prem, your entire machinery
is rusting from inside.Copy !req
722. You only look young on the outside.Copy !req
723. Hello…Copy !req
724. I've come to the doctor with Papa.Copy !req
725. No, I won't come today.Copy !req
726. Ask Shardul to come home.Copy !req
727. Okay, bye.Copy !req
728. I've prescribed some tests.Copy !req
729. Let's find out
where the problem lies.Copy !req
730. Naman!Copy !req
731. Naman?Copy !req
732. Naman?Copy !req
733. Where did he disappear?Copy !req
734. What?Copy !req
735. Now, I…Copy !req
736. Listen.
The clinic's on your way, right?Copy !req
737. What's this?Copy !req
738. The doctor asked for a stool test.Copy !req
739. What the hell, Papa!
At least pack it discreetly!Copy !req
740. What's wrong?Copy !req
741. - It's an airtight container!
- Please!Copy !req
742. Millennium Pathology.Copy !req
743. Yes sir, we have all the tests.Copy !req
744. Yes, sir.Copy !req
745. I need a urine test.Copy !req
746. You can put your sample in this
and go to that cabin over there.Copy !req
747. Okay.Copy !req
748. Sample?Copy !req
749. Here.Copy !req
750. This much!Copy !req
751. - Sorry.
- No. One second.Copy !req
752. This much is enough for a sample.Copy !req
753. If you could…Copy !req
754. - Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
755. Must be half a kilo of shit!Copy !req
756. I've kept the sample.Copy !req
757. What about the rest?Copy !req
758. I flushed it down.Copy !req
759. Okay.Copy !req
760. Rimjhim, when shall I come
to collect the test results?Copy !req
761. You needn't come.Copy !req
762. Why?Copy !req
763. You'll get the reports online.Copy !req
764. While on the straight and narrowCopy !req
765. Our eyes committed an offenseCopy !req
766. At night they break the lawCopy !req
767. By day they feign defenseCopy !req
768. While on the straight and narrowCopy !req
769. Our eyes committed an offenseCopy !req
770. Again?Copy !req
771. This isn't mine!Copy !req
772. This is for Pinky.Copy !req
773. Okay.Copy !req
774. Pinky!Copy !req
775. Didn't you get the reports?Copy !req
776. I did.Copy !req
777. Then?Copy !req
778. I wanted to get a test.Copy !req
779. Which one?Copy !req
780. There are many different kinds of tests.Copy !req
781. Blood sugar, blood culture,
sugar, hypoglycemia.Copy !req
782. Eye test, hearing test, urine test,
CT scan, MRI, PT scan, ECG, EEG, X-ray.Copy !req
783. Or AIDS?Copy !req
784. Why would I get tested for AIDS?Copy !req
785. No.Copy !req
786. I'll get this one, for 299 rupees.Copy !req
787. You flowed into my lifeCopy !req
788. Like a cool evening breezeCopy !req
789. You're a knock that bruised meCopy !req
790. And the balm that soothes meCopy !req
791. You flowed into my lifeCopy !req
792. Like a cool evening breezeCopy !req
793. You're a knock that bruised meCopy !req
794. And the balm that soothes meCopy !req
795. Feeling scared?Copy !req
796. You can hold my hand.Copy !req
797. Your beauty's boundlessCopy !req
798. And I'm obsessedCopy !req
799. The eyes, once restlessCopy !req
800. Focus on you, relentlessCopy !req
801. While on the straight and narrowCopy !req
802. Our eyes committedCopy !req
803. Sure you want to give blood?Copy !req
804. An offenseCopy !req
805. We could have coffee instead.Copy !req
806. So, fully legal?Copy !req
807. There were about 500 guests
at the wedding.Copy !req
808. You live like a normal couple?Copy !req
809. More like flatmates.Copy !req
810. We even have separate rooms.Copy !req
811. We're not even friends, really.Copy !req
812. And your families?Copy !req
813. They have no idea?Copy !req
814. Look I wanted to be
completely honest with youCopy !req
815. so, we don't have problems later.Copy !req
816. That's cool.Copy !req
817. My parents don't even speak to me.Copy !req
818. I thought my sister
would understand…Copy !req
819. but she won't even let me
near my niece now.Copy !req
820. Why did you tell them?Copy !req
821. I thought they're family,
they'd understand.Copy !req
822. But, no.Copy !req
823. No one understands, man.Copy !req
824. Because we're different,Copy !req
825. they think we're perverts.Copy !req
826. And why must we
explain ourselves, anyway?Copy !req
827. This is just a part of us.Copy !req
828. It doesn't define who we are.Copy !req
829. Get away from the railing!
Move back!Copy !req
830. No, we won't come down!Copy !req
831. Hey, get away from the railing!
Move back!Copy !req
832. Move back from the railing!Copy !req
833. Sirohi, don't scold them.Copy !req
834. Cajole them.Copy !req
835. Yes, sir.Copy !req
836. Look kids…Copy !req
837. life is a God-given gift.Copy !req
838. Don't throw it away in a fit of passion!Copy !req
839. And suicide is a crime.
You know that, right?Copy !req
840. We've called your parents.Copy !req
841. - They've agreed to your demands.
- Jai hind, sir.Copy !req
842. Are these lovebirds
building a nest up there?Copy !req
843. Get them down!Copy !req
844. Call them if you don't believe us.Copy !req
845. Shardul, call for sweets.
Your work is done!Copy !req
846. Get ready to shift.Copy !req
847. Thank you, sir!
Thank you, ma'am!Copy !req
848. Why, ma'am?Copy !req
849. Thank your aunt!Copy !req
850. She's the one who requested me.Copy !req
851. My aunt?Copy !req
852. She asked me to get a flat allotted
for you in the police colony.Copy !req
853. You can shift on Monday.Copy !req
854. Don't mess up your lives.Copy !req
855. All eyes are on you!Copy !req
856. All eyes are on you!Copy !req
857. Great! At least we're in the city now.Copy !req
858. Good morning, sir.Copy !req
859. Start unpacking.Copy !req
860. - Shardul.
- Yeah?Copy !req
861. - What the hell?
- What?Copy !req
862. I got the smaller room in Goa,
the last house, and here as well?Copy !req
863. Yeah! The house is allotted to me,
as part of my allowance.Copy !req
864. Fine.Copy !req
865. My rent contribution
will be smaller as well.Copy !req
866. Hey!Copy !req
867. Where are the car keys?Copy !req
868. In my pocket.Copy !req
869. What happened?Copy !req
870. It's a gift from my father,
not your dowry!Copy !req
871. - Hello!
- Hello!Copy !req
872. - Why don't you drop by sometime?
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
873. But first, you must
come over with sir!Copy !req
874. We can't hire housemaid here.
It's risky!Copy !req
875. Fine. All chores will be split equally.Copy !req
876. Nice!Copy !req
877. Traffic control, please take note.Copy !req
878. I sent my maid to your place.
You didn't hire her?Copy !req
879. - Yes, actually—
- We don't need one!Copy !req
880. She does all the work!Copy !req
881. School gets over by afternoon anyway.Copy !req
882. She gets bored at home.Copy !req
883. - We're getting repeated calls
- Sir.Copy !req
884. from number 420.Copy !req
885. - Ma'am, please sit.
- Please come.Copy !req
886. Alpha three, come in.Copy !req
887. Go make us some tea!Copy !req
888. Ma'am, we got this flat.
Thanks to sir.Copy !req
889. Now if you put in a word,Copy !req
890. I could get a transfer from
the Women's Station.Copy !req
891. It's been three years.Copy !req
892. No kickbacks, no income.
It's parched out there, sir!Copy !req
893. Now that you're living above me,Copy !req
894. you think you can
dance on my head?Copy !req
895. Sir…Copy !req
896. Cheetah one to Tango three.Copy !req
897. Tango three to Cheetah one, copy.Copy !req
898. Street dogs have wreaked havoc
in the neighborhood.Copy !req
899. Swing your batons at them.
That'll scare the dogs away.Copy !req
900. - I'll be back in a second.
- Okay.Copy !req
901. Why aren't you making tea?Copy !req
902. It's your turn today. You make it!Copy !req
903. Keep it low, I have a
reputation to maintain!Copy !req
904. If you hold your reputation
so dear, watch your tongue!Copy !req
905. Got it?
I'm not your servant.Copy !req
906. Acting cocky in front of your boss!Copy !req
907. Of course not!Copy !req
908. It's just to make us look
convincing as man and wife!Copy !req
909. Really? Should I chase
you with a broom then?Copy !req
910. You'll do all the chores today.Copy !req
911. Wash the dishes and the bathroom.Copy !req
912. For the entire week.Copy !req
913. Okay?Copy !req
914. Say, "you will."Copy !req
915. Say it!Copy !req
916. I will.Copy !req
917. Please have some.Copy !req
918. Sumi makes amazing fritters.Copy !req
919. Ketchup?Copy !req
920. Dogs are roaming in a pack,
five or six of them.Copy !req
921. Please reassure the public
that the police is at their service.Copy !req
922. Hello?Copy !req
923. The public and the dogs,
they're both a nuisance.Copy !req
924. The green chutney? Get it.Copy !req
925. Scare both the public and dogs with
batons if needed, to maintain order.Copy !req
926. You've really given him free rein!Copy !req
927. Take charge, or he'll lord over you!Copy !req
928. Very impressive!Copy !req
929. Best to grab the reins early,Copy !req
930. then they stay under control!Copy !req
931. Control room, please note—Copy !req
932. Occupied!Copy !req
933. The next destinationCopy !req
934. You alone knowCopy !req
935. Every hidden treasureCopy !req
936. You alone knowCopy !req
937. To find daylight in darknessCopy !req
938. You alone knowCopy !req
939. How we pacified the heartCopy !req
940. You alone knowCopy !req
941. We are contentedCopy !req
942. You are stupendousCopy !req
943. You are stupendousCopy !req
944. Bringing calm to the mindCopy !req
945. You are that soothing thoughtCopy !req
946. I was an obedient oneCopy !req
947. Want to come home?Copy !req
948. But…Copy !req
949. But my eyes have captivated youCopy !req
950. Yes, they haveCopy !req
951. Hi.Copy !req
952. Rimjhim.Copy !req
953. Title?Copy !req
954. What?Copy !req
955. Title?Copy !req
956. Miss?Copy !req
957. - Surname.
- Jongkey.Copy !req
958. Who's that?Copy !req
959. Who's she?
Ms. Bathroom?Copy !req
960. She's a friend.Copy !req
961. Really?Copy !req
962. Here, at home?Copy !req
963. Does she know about us?Copy !req
964. You told her?Copy !req
965. So, Kabir knows about us as well!Copy !req
966. But I've never brought Kabir here!Copy !req
967. So, get him!Copy !req
968. Have I stopped you?Copy !req
969. Are you crazy?Copy !req
970. This is a police colony.
I'm a cop!Copy !req
971. What if someone finds out?Copy !req
972. What's the big secret?Copy !req
973. Is there some "good news"?Copy !req
974. No, of course not!
We're still kids ourselves!Copy !req
975. I got you temple offerings from Shirdi.Copy !req
976. Cousin just got back.Copy !req
977. - Sir's cousin?
- My cousin.Copy !req
978. Your cousin!Copy !req
979. Who's she?Copy !req
980. - She's—
- Cousin.Copy !req
981. Whose cousin?Copy !req
982. Your cousin.Copy !req
983. Yours got back from Shirdi, right?Copy !req
984. This one's Sumi's cousin.Copy !req
985. Her real cousin!Copy !req
986. Timtim… Jhilmil.Copy !req
987. - Rimjhim.
- Rimjhim.Copy !req
988. So, she's Sumi's sister?Copy !req
989. Yes.Copy !req
990. Namaste.Copy !req
991. Good morning.Copy !req
992. She's convent-educated,
so, she speaks in English!Copy !req
993. What's this?
Is she going to stay here?Copy !req
994. She's my cousin, right?
So, she can stay with me.Copy !req
995. Those bags there,
put them up in the loft.Copy !req
996. - One second. What?
- Bye.Copy !req
997. Hey, please keep that over there.Copy !req
998. - This?
- Yeah.Copy !req
999. Passport!Copy !req
1000. It's blank! You didn't go anywhere?Copy !req
1001. Then, why'd you get one made?Copy !req
1002. I told you about Komal, right?Copy !req
1003. Komal.Copy !req
1004. A few months after marriage,Copy !req
1005. she came back pregnant.Copy !req
1006. Her parents live two streets away.Copy !req
1007. Obviously, we started meeting again.Copy !req
1008. She made me do all the
chores during her pregnancy.Copy !req
1009. Nonu was born to her,Copy !req
1010. but she felt like my own child.Copy !req
1011. She was so tiny when she was born!Copy !req
1012. Such tiny little hands and feet.Copy !req
1013. When she got her first shot,
I cried louder than her.Copy !req
1014. That baby-smell of hers, Rimjhim…Copy !req
1015. wow!Copy !req
1016. I would hold her
in my arms for hours.Copy !req
1017. Only I could put her to sleep.Copy !req
1018. Then Komal's husband cameCopy !req
1019. and took them both back to Delhi.Copy !req
1020. I didn't feel as bad
about Komal's marriage…Copy !req
1021. as I did about being
separated from that child.Copy !req
1022. I wanted a child…Copy !req
1023. so, I agreed to get married.Copy !req
1024. Whenever that guy touched me…Copy !req
1025. I felt so repulsed…Copy !req
1026. and sick.Copy !req
1027. I even contemplated suicide.Copy !req
1028. Look at the irony.Copy !req
1029. Two weeks before marriage, he died.Copy !req
1030. Poor guy.Copy !req
1031. That's when I realized…Copy !req
1032. that if I want a child…Copy !req
1033. I'd have to move abroad.Copy !req
1034. So, I got a passport made.Copy !req
1035. I tried my best.Copy !req
1036. Filled many applications…
but nothing happened.Copy !req
1037. I don't have any suitable qualifications.Copy !req
1038. Well, you shouldn't have
any problem now.Copy !req
1039. You have a husband.Copy !req
1040. You can go for IVF.Copy !req
1041. I want to adopt.Copy !req
1042. A child will get a home,
and my dream will be fulfilled as well.Copy !req
1043. I have a passport.Copy !req
1044. So do you.Copy !req
1045. Let's go abroad…Copy !req
1046. and have a child!Copy !req
1047. If she stays here, expenses
will be split three-ways.Copy !req
1048. A kid with him?Copy !req
1049. She'll have to do the dishes as well.Copy !req
1050. Dude, mommy had warned
No romantic shenanigansCopy !req
1051. Get into an arranged and simple allianceCopy !req
1052. Like the neighbor's kid who eloped and ranCopy !req
1053. Told you not to follow after that dunceCopy !req
1054. Dude, mommy had warned
No romantic shenanigansCopy !req
1055. Get into an arranged and simple allianceCopy !req
1056. By God, rightly, destiny would have it notCopy !req
1057. The heart beats wild
Says love you lotsCopy !req
1058. Should we add her name as well?Copy !req
1059. My head flew in a tizzy
So hard this heart was shotCopy !req
1060. Lassie's hot!Copy !req
1061. Lassie's hot!Copy !req
1062. So hard this heart was shotCopy !req
1063. Lassie's hot!Copy !req
1064. Hi!Copy !req
1065. Lassie's hot!Copy !req
1066. - Hello, how are you?
- That's fine.Copy !req
1067. I'll get Sumi.Copy !req
1068. We've come to meet you as well.Copy !req
1069. Namaste.Copy !req
1070. Mom, how come you're here suddenly?Copy !req
1071. Who's this?Copy !req
1072. - She's—
- She's Sumi's cousin.Copy !req
1073. What?Copy !req
1074. What?Copy !req
1075. Come on!
How can she be Sumi's cousin?Copy !req
1076. She's my cousin!
Real cousin!Copy !req
1077. That which is to happen will happenCopy !req
1078. Why shed tears, worry without causeCopy !req
1079. What we have today
We may not tomorrowCopy !req
1080. Embrace this joy, it's now or neverCopy !req
1081. Such a gay thing!Copy !req
1082. Go with the flow!Copy !req
1083. - Hello.
- Kabir, can't hear you!Copy !req
1084. Hello?Copy !req
1085. Let me in your heart nowCopy !req
1086. By God, rightly, destiny would have it notCopy !req
1087. The heart beats wild, says love you lotsCopy !req
1088. This crazy head spins like a topCopy !req
1089. When are you giving
us some "good news"?Copy !req
1090. Everyone's waiting here!Copy !req
1091. Did you book your tickets?Copy !req
1092. - It's Sumi's first Diwali with us!
- Yes.Copy !req
1093. This crazy head spins like a topCopy !req
1094. Lassie's hot!Copy !req
1095. Have some.Copy !req
1096. Lassie's hot!Copy !req
1097. This crazy head spins like a topCopy !req
1098. Lassie's hot!Copy !req
1099. This pairing of yours and mineCopy !req
1100. This love story, crazy, yea crazy broCopy !req
1101. Freedom newfound, unfurlingCopy !req
1102. Every shackle is shatteringCopy !req
1103. I'm so confused, yeahCopy !req
1104. Everything's new, yeahCopy !req
1105. What shall I do, yeahCopy !req
1106. O God, show me the wayCopy !req
1107. By God, rightly, destiny would have it notCopy !req
1108. The heart beats wild, says love you lotsCopy !req
1109. This crazy head spins like a topCopy !req
1110. So hard it was gotCopy !req
1111. Lassie's hot!Copy !req
1112. Lassie's hot!Copy !req
1113. This crazy head spins like a topCopy !req
1114. Lassie's hot!Copy !req
1115. How do you do all this?Copy !req
1116. What?Copy !req
1117. Whatever you were doing out there.Copy !req
1118. All that cringy PDA,Copy !req
1119. eating from the same plate.Copy !req
1120. - How do you do it?
- It's just an act, Rimjhim.Copy !req
1121. People must be convinced
that we're a real couple.Copy !req
1122. So, why don't you just
have sex in public?Copy !req
1123. Their doubt will be cleared forever!Copy !req
1124. Why are you shouting?Copy !req
1125. This is a police colony.Copy !req
1126. And what do you expect me to do?Copy !req
1127. Sit in your lap and shout,Copy !req
1128. "Rimjhim is my real partner,
not Shardul!"Copy !req
1129. Don't even try.Copy !req
1130. You don't have the courage.Copy !req
1131. Whatever drama you're playing,Copy !req
1132. I don't wanna be
a part of this anymore!Copy !req
1133. One day I'm your cousin,
the next day I'm his.Copy !req
1134. I can't do this anymore!Copy !req
1135. It's thanks to this "drama"
that we can stay together!Copy !req
1136. For the first time in my life, I'm
living in my own house on my terms.Copy !req
1137. It's a huge deal for me!Copy !req
1138. And for this, I will lie if I have to!Copy !req
1139. Thank God you are
just a sports teacher…Copy !req
1140. or you'd definitely turn
all the kids into liars.Copy !req
1141. At least I'm a sports teacher.
What are you?Copy !req
1142. You just collect
people's poop and piss!Copy !req
1143. Is she leaving?Copy !req
1144. Why will she leave?Copy !req
1145. Don't couples argue?Copy !req
1146. But aren't we the couple here?Copy !req
1147. Three bedrooms, two parking slots.Copy !req
1148. There's no stamp duty either.Copy !req
1149. And the best part is that it's on
the way to your college in Mussoorie.Copy !req
1150. It's a great deal.Copy !req
1151. Once I get that house…Copy !req
1152. CALL ME, MAN!Copy !req
1153. You could move there as a paying guest.Copy !req
1154. Kabir?Copy !req
1155. Kabir, are you listening?Copy !req
1156. What did I just say?Copy !req
1157. Two bedrooms, fab deal,
something like that.Copy !req
1158. Two bedrooms?Copy !req
1159. Hello?Copy !req
1160. Hey, bro.Copy !req
1161. What!Copy !req
1162. No, shit!Copy !req
1163. What are you saying!Copy !req
1164. Now?Copy !req
1165. Cool, I'm coming.Copy !req
1166. Thanks, bro.Copy !req
1167. I got to leave, man.Copy !req
1168. They revised the deadline,
submission's tomorrow now.Copy !req
1169. Sorry, man.Copy !req
1170. Where's your phone?Copy !req
1171. - Why?
- Show me your phone.Copy !req
1172. - I won't!
- Show me your phone.Copy !req
1173. - Why should I?
- I want to see it.Copy !req
1174. - Why?
- Show me your phone.Copy !req
1175. - I can't—
- Show me the phone!Copy !req
1176. Show me your phone!Copy !req
1177. What are you doing, Shardul? Let go!Copy !req
1178. Do you take me for an idiot?Copy !req
1179. Are you fooling around with me?Copy !req
1180. I'd been planning this for a month.Copy !req
1181. Especially took leave from office
to be with you, and you're…Copy !req
1182. - Let go, Shardul, you're hurting me.
- Tell me, who is it?Copy !req
1183. - Leave me!
- Show me your phone.Copy !req
1184. - What are you—
- Show me the damn phone!Copy !req
1185. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
1186. Kabir. Kabir, sorry.Copy !req
1187. Kabir, I…
I did it by mistake.Copy !req
1188. I didn't mean to hit you, Kabir.Copy !req
1189. Kabir! Kabir, sorry!Copy !req
1190. Kabir, sorry.
You can hit me back, Kabir!Copy !req
1191. Kabir…Copy !req
1192. You know, this entire obsession
with bodybuilding and gymming…Copy !req
1193. I got it from Dheeraj.Copy !req
1194. He was my first boyfriend.Copy !req
1195. My gym trainer.Copy !req
1196. He was ten years older than me.Copy !req
1197. Married, with kids.Copy !req
1198. Two of them.Copy !req
1199. He even took me on holiday
with his family once.Copy !req
1200. But we looked at life very differently.Copy !req
1201. After a point, I started resenting him.Copy !req
1202. I got bored.Copy !req
1203. Then I started avoiding him.Copy !req
1204. I'd keep ignoring his calls.Copy !req
1205. He called so many times, man!Copy !req
1206. Tried so hard to meet me….Copy !req
1207. I even changed my gym.Copy !req
1208. And you know what's funny?Copy !req
1209. Now I'm the Dheeraj…Copy !req
1210. in Kabir's life.Copy !req
1211. But it's okay.Copy !req
1212. It really is. I deserve this.Copy !req
1213. I totally deserve it.Copy !req
1214. Bye, Sister!Copy !req
1215. Greetings.Copy !req
1216. Is everyone here?Copy !req
1217. Yes! It's her first Diwali
here, we'll all celebrate together.Copy !req
1218. - Look, they're here!
- They are here.Copy !req
1219. - Greetings.
- How are you?Copy !req
1220. - May God bless you with a son!
- Greetings.Copy !req
1221. - Greetings, Uncle.
- Greetings.Copy !req
1222. Bless you.Copy !req
1223. May you have many sons!Copy !req
1224. Go, show them their room!Copy !req
1225. Why the special treatment?Copy !req
1226. I'll sleep in the room
with all the other men.Copy !req
1227. Don't act all innocent now.Copy !req
1228. Like we don't know what you're up to!Copy !req
1229. You really have no idea what he's up to!Copy !req
1230. I'll tell you all about it sometime.Copy !req
1231. Why don't you have water?Copy !req
1232. Come on!Copy !req
1233. For a boy, for a girl.Copy !req
1234. She's been prepared for 12 years now.Copy !req
1235. Now you need to do your bit.Copy !req
1236. So? It's almost been a year!Copy !req
1237. You've had your fun.Copy !req
1238. This lovey-dovey romance
doesn't last long.Copy !req
1239. You don't know our brother.Copy !req
1240. He's been a ladies' man
since his school days!Copy !req
1241. Oh, come on, you…Copy !req
1242. Let me tell you one thing.Copy !req
1243. A child is the glue that
keeps a marriage intact.Copy !req
1244. One must have one's own kid.Copy !req
1245. Children are the greatest investment.Copy !req
1246. After a certain age,
who do you depend on?Copy !req
1247. On them?Copy !req
1248. It's only your child
who will look after you.Copy !req
1249. Where are you going?Copy !req
1250. To watch TV.Copy !req
1251. Look!Copy !req
1252. Wants to sleep during study-hours.Copy !req
1253. And when it's bed-time,
he wants to watch TV!Copy !req
1254. Kids are a headache!Copy !req
1255. You have no life left,Copy !req
1256. apart from running after them.Copy !req
1257. You're confusing me now.Copy !req
1258. Should one have kids or not?Copy !req
1259. Anshu!Copy !req
1260. Anshu! Where's this brat!Copy !req
1261. I'll remove the batteries
from the remote!Copy !req
1262. Anshu!Copy !req
1263. Your family's putting so much
pressure to have a baby.Copy !req
1264. Why don't we adopt a child?Copy !req
1265. Adopt? Are you nuts?Copy !req
1266. What do you mean?Copy !req
1267. Have you lost it? My family
doesn't believe in all this.Copy !req
1268. It's your folks who've lost it.Copy !req
1269. Going on and on
about having a baby.Copy !req
1270. Is there nothing else to talk about?Copy !req
1271. Well, they complain that
you backchat too much.Copy !req
1272. What do you expect me to do?
Be a mute doll?Copy !req
1273. It's just a matter of few days.Copy !req
1274. Play the dutiful daughter-in-law.Copy !req
1275. - Why are—
- Stop the rickshaw.Copy !req
1276. - Stop the rickshaw, now!
- What happened?Copy !req
1277. What happened?Copy !req
1278. Hey!Copy !req
1279. Where are you going?
What happened?Copy !req
1280. I thought gay men are more
sensitive than straight men.Copy !req
1281. But you're a total MCP!Copy !req
1282. MC— What?Copy !req
1283. I said "MCP"!Copy !req
1284. Men who consider women
to be inferior beings!Copy !req
1285. Oh, that!
That's cool.Copy !req
1286. What does being gay have
to do with it? All men believe that!Copy !req
1287. Nonsense!Copy !req
1288. Hold on.Copy !req
1289. Being gay doesn't mean
one forgets one's values!Copy !req
1290. Really? If you have
such strong values,Copy !req
1291. why don't you go tell
your family the truth?Copy !req
1292. Tell them that the light of their
clan is a torch with no flame.Copy !req
1293. And that you cannot light
the hearth of their home!Copy !req
1294. - You're crossing a line now.
- Am I, really?Copy !req
1295. - Shardul!
- Really?Copy !req
1296. - You're here!
- Hey!Copy !req
1297. - Shardul—
- Greetings.Copy !req
1298. - Hello. God bless you.
- God bless you.Copy !req
1299. - Namaste.
- That's Mr. Sharma and Mrs. Sharma.Copy !req
1300. They live two houses away.Copy !req
1301. This is Suman.Copy !req
1302. Stay blessed, my dear.
She's so pretty!Copy !req
1303. You're very lucky, son.Copy !req
1304. Hey, mister!Copy !req
1305. How long will you take? Come on!Copy !req
1306. I'll be there in two minutes.Copy !req
1307. Both defending champions
are baying for each other's blood!Copy !req
1308. Here.Copy !req
1309. What will be today's result?Copy !req
1310. Does it hurt a lot?Copy !req
1311. Will this truly become
hell in a cell!Copy !req
1312. This is where men mount
other men night after night!Copy !req
1313. He tries to treat him like a kid—Copy !req
1314. What's all this violence?
Don't you watch films?Copy !req
1315. I do.Copy !req
1316. Okay.Copy !req
1317. Who's your favorite actress?Copy !req
1318. Tiger Shroff's my favorite.Copy !req
1319. Favorite actress?Copy !req
1320. Don't have one!Copy !req
1321. Do you have a girlfriend?Copy !req
1322. I don't like girls.Copy !req
1323. Really?Copy !req
1324. His teacher told me that
he kissed a girl in class.Copy !req
1325. What's her name?Copy !req
1326. Hey.Copy !req
1327. - He kissed a girl?
- That's right!Copy !req
1328. Anshu!Copy !req
1329. The bout which began aggressively
has seen everything now!Copy !req
1330. But the defending champion
cannot escape humiliation now!Copy !req
1331. And you thought he was
up against a kid!Copy !req
1332. Where have you been, man?
I poured myself a drink already.Copy !req
1333. Sumi has a headache.
I just went to give her balm.Copy !req
1334. Your brother-in-law's a doctor,
and you're depending on balm?Copy !req
1335. No, I just—Copy !req
1336. Let me have a look.
I'll fix the root cause of the pain!Copy !req
1337. - What is it, migraine?
- No, not a migraine.Copy !req
1338. Then what?Copy !req
1339. It's just, since we got here.Copy !req
1340. What?Copy !req
1341. Everyone's after her to have a baby.
It's stressing her out.Copy !req
1342. But they're right, aren't they?Copy !req
1343. Tell me.Copy !req
1344. It's almost a year since
you got married, right?Copy !req
1345. Look at me.Copy !req
1346. First night, single shot.
Job done!Copy !req
1347. She was like…Copy !req
1348. It's my sister you're talking about!Copy !req
1349. What?Copy !req
1350. No! I'm not talking about…Copy !req
1351. that kind of sex.Copy !req
1352. Sex for procreation
doesn't count as sex anyway.Copy !req
1353. It's a moral duty…Copy !req
1354. towards your family.Copy !req
1355. Understood?Copy !req
1356. Let's have a drink?Copy !req
1357. Here's a piece of advice.Copy !req
1358. Have a kid while you're still young.Copy !req
1359. Or else imagine, you're
on your way to the funeral pyre,Copy !req
1360. and your son is so small,
that he's clapping,Copy !req
1361. "Papa is dead!
Papa is dead! Papa—"Copy !req
1362. Now you're killing me?Copy !req
1363. You're in some mood today.Copy !req
1364. What's… Sumi's age, by the way?Copy !req
1365. Sumi's… almost 32.Copy !req
1366. Don't forget that…Copy !req
1367. after a certain age, women
start having complications.Copy !req
1368. By the way, your equipment's
working, right?Copy !req
1369. Of course! I'm perfectly fine!Copy !req
1370. What's the matter then?Copy !req
1371. What is the problem?Copy !req
1372. The problem, well…Copy !req
1373. Come on, you can tell me.Copy !req
1374. No, you'll tell someone.Copy !req
1375. Of course not. I'm a doctor.Copy !req
1376. Many patients confide in me.Copy !req
1377. Tell me.Copy !req
1378. I've never told this to anyone.Copy !req
1379. Actually, I took Sumi to a doctor.Copy !req
1380. He said that Sumi
can't have a child.Copy !req
1381. She's barren?Copy !req
1382. Please don't tell anyone.Copy !req
1383. Of course not!Copy !req
1384. Whom would I tell?Copy !req
1385. - Hurry up, Nishi!
- Greetings.Copy !req
1386. Where's she stuck?Copy !req
1387. There…Copy !req
1388. - Hey, Baby!
- See you!Copy !req
1389. Come on!Copy !req
1390. Do I have to come as well?Copy !req
1391. Yes! Come, get inside.Copy !req
1392. What will I do there?Copy !req
1393. Come, quick!Copy !req
1394. Why are we here?Copy !req
1395. Just meeting the
doctor for two minutes.Copy !req
1396. Then we'll go shopping.Copy !req
1397. Looks like a boy to me.Copy !req
1398. No, Mom. You were just
like this during Chutki.Copy !req
1399. It's going to be a girl.Copy !req
1400. Rekha!Copy !req
1401. Let's go.Copy !req
1402. Will all of you come along?Copy !req
1403. Sumi, come.Copy !req
1404. Come on.Copy !req
1405. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
1406. Tell you what?Copy !req
1407. That you're having issues
regarding the "issue"!Copy !req
1408. Issue?Copy !req
1409. "Issue"!Copy !req
1410. - Where are they?
- 28…Copy !req
1411. Call them and ask,
what's the issue?Copy !req
1412. - Hello.
- Where are you?Copy !req
1413. In the bathroom, giving a sample.Copy !req
1414. Bathroom?Copy !req
1415. Didn't you go to the market?
And, what sample?Copy !req
1416. Urine sample?Copy !req
1417. Why are you giving a
urine sample in the market?Copy !req
1418. I'm not at the market.
I'm in a hospital bathroom…Copy !req
1419. where I'm supposed
to give a urine sample.Copy !req
1420. Why? What's the issue?Copy !req
1421. Forgot what you did last night?Copy !req
1422. You told your brother-in-law
that I can't get pregnant.Copy !req
1423. So, your family lied
and brought me here.Copy !req
1424. Now what?Copy !req
1425. Hang up, what else!
Or will you help me pee?Copy !req
1426. Couldn't hold it in, right?Copy !req
1427. - Stop the car.
- Aunt.Copy !req
1428. - I need to pee!
- Go on.Copy !req
1429. Told you I wasn't needed.Copy !req
1430. - Hang the flowers.
- No, give it to me.Copy !req
1431. - Give me the lights!
- But you—Copy !req
1432. - Shardul.
- I want to—Copy !req
1433. I'll be back.Copy !req
1434. Put it over here.Copy !req
1435. - Get the other one.
- Okay.Copy !req
1436. - Lower. Keep the gaps equal.
- There is a gap.Copy !req
1437. - Shardul!
- The leaves as well.Copy !req
1438. Shardul!Copy !req
1439. Come down!Copy !req
1440. Can't you see I'm busy?Copy !req
1441. Will you come down,
or should I come up?Copy !req
1442. Go downstairs, I'll come.Copy !req
1443. Why are the flowers so dry?Copy !req
1444. - Hey!
- Come down!Copy !req
1445. I'll fall! What are you doing!Copy !req
1446. Where will you run?Copy !req
1447. I'm a sports teacher.
I run after kids all day!Copy !req
1448. I have lots of stamina!Copy !req
1449. What did you tell your brother-in-law?Copy !req
1450. What did you say?Copy !req
1451. Don't you think before you speak?Copy !req
1452. Shardul, stop!Copy !req
1453. Shardul Thakur, I said stop!Copy !req
1454. This was your plan?Copy !req
1455. Now everyone knows.Copy !req
1456. Soon it'll be on your
"Thakur Rocks" WhatsApp group.Copy !req
1457. What will you do
once the reports arrive?Copy !req
1458. - Have you thought of that?
- Here you are!Copy !req
1459. It's time for the prayer ceremony.Copy !req
1460. And here's a gift for you.Copy !req
1461. - Thank you, Auntie.
- And this is for you.Copy !req
1462. Wear them.Copy !req
1463. Consistent with the tested sample…Copy !req
1464. this specimen—Copy !req
1465. The reports are all fine!Copy !req
1466. So, was Shardul lying?Copy !req
1467. No!Copy !req
1468. Our boy would never lie!Copy !req
1469. Right, Baby?Copy !req
1470. No.Copy !req
1471. The girl must've said something.Copy !req
1472. Whenever you bring up the baby,
she starts sulking.Copy !req
1473. You think Shardul is a saint?Copy !req
1474. I think they're hand-in-glove.Copy !req
1475. But how?Copy !req
1476. Ever seen them talk
nicely to one another?Copy !req
1477. They're always fighting.Copy !req
1478. Pihu has noticed as well.
Tell them?Copy !req
1479. Yes! There's something fishy.Copy !req
1480. I even offered them my room.Copy !req
1481. They didn't even take it!Copy !req
1482. - They sleep separately.
- Tell me.Copy !req
1483. Which man keeps his hands
off his wife in the first year?Copy !req
1484. I think one of us
needs to go to Dehradun…Copy !req
1485. to keep a watch on them.Copy !req
1486. You go.Copy !req
1487. I'm talking to you!Copy !req
1488. You're his mother, for God's sake!Copy !req
1489. Of course!Copy !req
1490. - Alright, Auntie.
- God bless!Copy !req
1491. Thank God the reports are fine.Copy !req
1492. Next time we meet,Copy !req
1493. the baby should be
in your arms, not your womb!Copy !req
1494. Let's go!Copy !req
1495. Yes.Copy !req
1496. Someone take my bags, please!Copy !req
1497. I'll help you.Copy !req
1498. Where are you going?Copy !req
1499. - To keep watch!
- I will take it.Copy !req
1500. She kept saying that she
wants to see her son's house!Copy !req
1501. So I said, you don't need
anyone's permission! Go ahead!Copy !req
1502. But what about her ticket?Copy !req
1503. I got her a quota ticket.Copy !req
1504. Pulled a few strings!Copy !req
1505. Okay hurry up,
or you'll miss the train!Copy !req
1506. Auntie, don't forget your BP medicine!Copy !req
1507. What will we do now?Copy !req
1508. Who are you calling?Copy !req
1509. Don't we need to inform Rimjhim?Copy !req
1510. God knows what will happen now.Copy !req
1511. Shall I sit in front?Copy !req
1512. Keep in touch!Copy !req
1513. Can't reach her.Copy !req
1514. The number you have dialed…Copy !req
1515. What's up?Copy !req
1516. God knows why she's
switched off her phone!Copy !req
1517. - That Timtim!
- Her name's Rimjhim!Copy !req
1518. - Why don't you call her lab?
- I don't have the number.Copy !req
1519. - Search the internet then!
- My data isn't working.Copy !req
1520. - How the hell is it not working?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
1521. Oh, yeah! Mine isn't working either.Copy !req
1522. Sumi…Copy !req
1523. Sumu!Copy !req
1524. Give me her number.
I'll try calling her.Copy !req
1525. If I knew it, would I be sitting
here twiddling my thumbs?Copy !req
1526. Thank God, just the phone fell.Copy !req
1527. What if I had fallen too?Copy !req
1528. Look at the bright side!Copy !req
1529. Sir, is the train on time?Copy !req
1530. It'll reach in an hour.Copy !req
1531. - Jai hind, sir.
- Hi, Naaznin.Copy !req
1532. Hold on a second.Copy !req
1533. Naaznin, you know Millennium Lab,
at the Jogiwallah crossing?Copy !req
1534. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1535. Okay, go there and ask for Rimjhim.Copy !req
1536. Call me when you meet her.Copy !req
1537. Who's Rimjhim?Copy !req
1538. - She's a cousin.
- Whose cousin? Yours?Copy !req
1539. Whether she's my cousin, your cousin,
Sumi's cousin or my Dad's cousin…Copy !req
1540. who gives a shit!
Just do as I say!Copy !req
1541. Jai hind!Copy !req
1542. You still talk to Naaznin?Copy !req
1543. She works with me at the station.Copy !req
1544. Should I not maintain law and order?Copy !req
1545. Hello, ma'am.
Does Rimjhim work here?Copy !req
1546. What are we doing?Copy !req
1547. We're waiting for a porter.Copy !req
1548. Yeah, Naaznin.Copy !req
1549. Yeah, give her the phone.Copy !req
1550. Hello?Copy !req
1551. I've been trying
to call you for hours.Copy !req
1552. Why's your phone switched off?Copy !req
1553. I'm getting my number ported.Copy !req
1554. Couldn't you do it another day?Copy !req
1555. Was I supposed to
ask your permission?Copy !req
1556. Listen, stop arguing now
and quickly pack your bags.Copy !req
1557. - Mom's coming over.
- Whose Mom?Copy !req
1558. God, my Mom!Copy !req
1559. Nice try!Copy !req
1560. I'm not lying, swear on my mum!Copy !req
1561. - I don't trust you!
- What?Copy !req
1562. She wants to talk to you.Copy !req
1563. She talks to Naaznin as well?Copy !req
1564. Yeah, we're all friends now.Copy !req
1565. Let's go.Copy !req
1566. Let's go.Copy !req
1567. - Taxi?
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
1568. - Are you available?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
1569. Take it via the toll!Copy !req
1570. But that's a longer route, sir.Copy !req
1571. It'll have less traffic,
take it from there.Copy !req
1572. I can take it via the clock
tower, it'll be quicker.Copy !req
1573. You'll teach a cop
what route to take?Copy !req
1574. Show your ID!Copy !req
1575. ID.Copy !req
1576. Show it to him, not me!Copy !req
1577. Okay, sir.Copy !req
1578. One second, take this turn.Copy !req
1579. No, actually take that turn.Copy !req
1580. What are you doing?
Turn in your direction.Copy !req
1581. No, go back!
Take that turn. What are you doing?Copy !req
1582. We're stuck in traffic now!Copy !req
1583. Jai hind, sir.Copy !req
1584. - Yeah, tell me.
- She's leaving, sir.Copy !req
1585. I've booked her an auto.Copy !req
1586. Okay, great.
Thank you, Naaznin.Copy !req
1587. Jai hind.Copy !req
1588. Why are you taking such a long route?Copy !req
1589. Take this left, it's a shortcut.Copy !req
1590. Sir, stop!Copy !req
1591. We've reached, Mom!Copy !req
1592. There's a beautiful park.
All facilities, no stress.Copy !req
1593. Take it easy, Mom.Copy !req
1594. S.I, UTTARAKHAND POLICECopy !req
1595. You are here!Copy !req
1596. What the hell are you doing here!Copy !req
1597. You scared me!Copy !req
1598. Mom's here! You—Copy !req
1599. Breathe.Copy !req
1600. I can't find my wallet.Copy !req
1601. You are—Copy !req
1602. Mom's here.
Get out!Copy !req
1603. Actually, go inside!Copy !req
1604. - Don't step out!
- My wallet…Copy !req
1605. - We're here.
- Hey—Copy !req
1606. This isn't our house!Copy !req
1607. - What?
- Our house is upstairs!Copy !req
1608. It's been such a long vacation,
Sumi must be confused.Copy !req
1609. - Which floor do you live on?
- Mom, let's go up.Copy !req
1610. Let's go.Copy !req
1611. My back hurts.Copy !req
1612. Just a bit more.
Come on, Sumi!Copy !req
1613. How could we forget our house!Copy !req
1614. Don't know what's going on.
Can't remember anything nowadays!Copy !req
1615. Mom, can you soak almonds
for me like you used to before?Copy !req
1616. - Sumi, you must have them as well.
- Yes!Copy !req
1617. They just melt in your mouth!Copy !req
1618. - How much further up?
- We're almost there.Copy !req
1619. Who knows, one day Sumi
might forget I'm her husband!Copy !req
1620. Here we are.Copy !req
1621. - The terrace?
- We've reached?Copy !req
1622. - It's the terrace!
- We have reached.Copy !req
1623. Look Sumi, Mom!
We're on the terrace!Copy !req
1624. - Wow, the terrace!
- What a beautiful view!Copy !req
1625. Mom! Those mountains there,
that's Mussoorie!Copy !req
1626. Do I have to trek
up to Mussoorie now?Copy !req
1627. Of course not!Copy !req
1628. That tall building there…Copy !req
1629. Already scaled a mountain…
I'm done.Copy !req
1630. Our police station's right behind it.Copy !req
1631. And behind that is our school!Copy !req
1632. And Mom, that's— Mom?Copy !req
1633. That's the one!Copy !req
1634. S.I, DEHRADUN POLICECopy !req
1635. Who's she?Copy !req
1636. - She's—
- A cousin!Copy !req
1637. Whose cousin?Copy !req
1638. The DSP's wife…Copy !req
1639. Her cousin! She has the duplicate keys.Copy !req
1640. - Yes.
- Oh.Copy !req
1641. Right.Copy !req
1642. They don't have a western
toilet, so she uses ours at times.Copy !req
1643. How is ma'am?Copy !req
1644. - She's good.
- Great!Copy !req
1645. Oh, God!Copy !req
1646. Take your time.Copy !req
1647. - Namaste.
- Namaste.Copy !req
1648. Bye!Copy !req
1649. They stay in a tiny
room, with a small bed.Copy !req
1650. If it's a small bed, why
aren't they having a baby?Copy !req
1651. Baby, you must talk to
Sumi's family about the issue.Copy !req
1652. They must bear some
responsibility as well!Copy !req
1653. And don't keep napping.Copy !req
1654. Do what you've been sent to do.Copy !req
1655. Sumi.Copy !req
1656. - Milk?
- Yes.Copy !req
1657. Drink up!Copy !req
1658. - Namaste!
- Namaste.Copy !req
1659. - This is Naaznin. She works with Shardul.
- Namaste.Copy !req
1660. This is my son, Zoheb.Copy !req
1661. Children grow up so fast these days!Copy !req
1662. Who knows when she will go?Copy !req
1663. How is Mom?Copy !req
1664. She's exactly like Shardul.
Just the same, no differ—Copy !req
1665. Baby, listen to me.Copy !req
1666. Just sit there and watch TV all night.Copy !req
1667. Don't budge.Copy !req
1668. Watch any channel you want…Copy !req
1669. You need me to tell you this as well?Copy !req
1670. Mom!Copy !req
1671. It's okay. We're all adults here.Copy !req
1672. What are you up to? Go, sleep inside!Copy !req
1673. Yes.Copy !req
1674. But I'm not sleepy at all.Copy !req
1675. I was watching this film.
I really like…Copy !req
1676. Why are you snooping on us?Copy !req
1677. Will your sitting here help us conceive?Copy !req
1678. We are trying.Copy !req
1679. And if there's such a
hurry, we'll adopt a child!Copy !req
1680. - Should we?
- Adopt a child?Copy !req
1681. Adopt a child? Why?Copy !req
1682. She'll lose her figure by
bearing one, that's why!Copy !req
1683. How will she flaunt her jeans then?Copy !req
1684. Listen Baby. Enough of being a mother.Copy !req
1685. It's time to be a mother-in-law!Copy !req
1686. Be a mother-in-law? How?Copy !req
1687. Baby, go and get a pen and paper.Copy !req
1688. Can't I get her to
speak to you directly?Copy !req
1689. Just write!Copy !req
1690. Okay, one minute.Copy !req
1691. I'll note it down.Copy !req
1692. Yes, tell me.Copy !req
1693. Sumi, you should come home on time now.Copy !req
1694. If you spend all your…Copy !req
1695. energy in school, thenCopy !req
1696. what will be left for home and…Copy !req
1697. And stop wearing
pant-shirt all the time.Copy !req
1698. Doll up a little… because, you know…Copy !req
1699. after all, it's a wife's duty
to entice her husband!Copy !req
1700. Is there more?Copy !req
1701. Shall I read it?Copy !req
1702. It is—Copy !req
1703. Is the handwriting legible?Copy !req
1704. "Turn off the lights while sleeping.Copy !req
1705. - It's because—"
- "Even men feel shy at times!"Copy !req
1706. - Can I keep this?
- Of course. It's for you, after all.Copy !req
1707. Thank God!Copy !req
1708. Just look at this!Copy !req
1709. Like my school sends a circular…Copy !req
1710. your family has sent this.Copy !req
1711. A manual on "How To Have a Baby"!Copy !req
1712. Prayers in the morning,Copy !req
1713. adult talk in the evening,
and spying at night!Copy !req
1714. They're after my life!Copy !req
1715. She even spoke to my parents.Copy !req
1716. Now they're hounding me as well.Copy !req
1717. What did you tell them?Copy !req
1718. Told them off, what else?Copy !req
1719. I'm not like you!Copy !req
1720. Going on and on about a baby.
How do I give them a baby?Copy !req
1721. Should we have sex for them now?Copy !req
1722. Should we?Copy !req
1723. What?Copy !req
1724. Have sex.Copy !req
1725. I mean a child.Copy !req
1726. Our families will stop cribbing.Copy !req
1727. We could try.Copy !req
1728. You want to have a child.
Basically you want to have sex?Copy !req
1729. I always had my doubts about him!Copy !req
1730. - Quiet.
- I think he's Bi.Copy !req
1731. He stares at me when I wear shorts.Copy !req
1732. - I stare at you?
- Yes, you do!Copy !req
1733. She roams around in such tiny shorts.Copy !req
1734. I'm worried about what people will say!Copy !req
1735. And who are you calling "Bi"?Copy !req
1736. Who got drunk and forced her?Copy !req
1737. I forced her? Will you say something?Copy !req
1738. She's accusing me in public.Copy !req
1739. My colleagues will throw me behind bars!Copy !req
1740. They should!Copy !req
1741. All you do is talk rubbish
and make rubbish plans.Copy !req
1742. So, my plan was rubbish?Copy !req
1743. And what about you? Even made a plan?Copy !req
1744. No, because you're brainless!Copy !req
1745. You have dung for brains!Copy !req
1746. Go make dung-cakes, not plans!Copy !req
1747. What cakes?Copy !req
1748. Dung cake—Copy !req
1749. Dried cakes of cow-dung used
as fuel, with fingerprints all over?Copy !req
1750. Am I here to explain dung-cakes to you?Copy !req
1751. Go, make a better plan!Copy !req
1752. - What are they doing?
- Ma'am, stop these guys!Copy !req
1753. They can't marry like this!
It's illegal, right?Copy !req
1754. Don't get bothered.
They're just kids partying.Copy !req
1755. What party? It's a whole-ass
wedding procession!Copy !req
1756. They're dancing and mocking our culture!Copy !req
1757. - Do you see a groom on a horse?
- Get back!Copy !req
1758. Drums are played even during
India-Pakistan cricket matches!Copy !req
1759. Have faith in the law.Copy !req
1760. Such a marriage isn't
recognized by courts.Copy !req
1761. - Damn right, it isn't!
- Yeah, relax, why make a ruckus—Copy !req
1762. Get back!Copy !req
1763. Come, dance with me! Join the celebration!Copy !req
1764. - Sir, that guy there.
- Yes.Copy !req
1765. - Don't be shy, come on!
- Look at that guy.Copy !req
1766. - Dance and enjoy!
- What's your problem?Copy !req
1767. That guy looks high.
He'll cause trouble.Copy !req
1768. He must be a junkie.Copy !req
1769. Really? Dimri!Copy !req
1770. Yes, sir?Copy !req
1771. Call that guy, the one in the jacket.Copy !req
1772. Sir is calling you.Copy !req
1773. Sir's calling you!Copy !req
1774. Why are you wearing a mask?
Are you ashamed?Copy !req
1775. Sir?Copy !req
1776. Yes.Copy !req
1777. Name?Copy !req
1778. Unnamed!Copy !req
1779. Title?Copy !req
1780. Tytler.Copy !req
1781. Sir, he's definitely drunk.Copy !req
1782. - Are you drunk?
- No.Copy !req
1783. Here, in my hand.Copy !req
1784. Here. Blow, don't spit.Copy !req
1785. A turn upon a criss-cross pathCopy !req
1786. Fireflies flit a luminous swathCopy !req
1787. When impish eyes flout every ruleCopy !req
1788. Barriers break, mischief unspoolsCopy !req
1789. The mind is hookedCopy !req
1790. This sucker-mind's hookedCopy !req
1791. It's dazzled and shookCopy !req
1792. This sucker-mind's hookedCopy !req
1793. The mind is hookedCopy !req
1794. This sucker-mind's hookedCopy !req
1795. It's dazzled and shookCopy !req
1796. This sucker-mind's hookedCopy !req
1797. This love has me caught in a loopCopy !req
1798. Let's hold hands and fly the coopCopy !req
1799. This love has me caught in a loopCopy !req
1800. Let's hold hands and fly the coopCopy !req
1801. Mom?Copy !req
1802. Mom!Copy !req
1803. Is this fine?Copy !req
1804. Point number nine was
"entice your husband."Copy !req
1805. So, will this work?Copy !req
1806. Yes?Copy !req
1807. Yes? Then let's take a picture.Copy !req
1808. We can send it to Auntie.
Take a full-length one.Copy !req
1809. - Let's not send it to her.
- Why?Copy !req
1810. - Should it be shorter?
- No, no, no!Copy !req
1811. - I can make it shorter. No worries!
- No! This is fine.Copy !req
1812. The kheer is getting burnt.Copy !req
1813. Mom, I've been following
all your instructions…Copy !req
1814. but it's futile.Copy !req
1815. Actually, Mom…Copy !req
1816. it's your gun that's firing blanks.Copy !req
1817. What?Copy !req
1818. You know what I mean?Copy !req
1819. Your young gun…Copy !req
1820. Shardul.Copy !req
1821. Oh, wow, kheer!Copy !req
1822. What happened?Copy !req
1823. Couldn't resist overeating?Copy !req
1824. Okay then, go take a run.Copy !req
1825. Will you have some?Copy !req
1826. Mom, what happened?Copy !req
1827. What happened? What—Copy !req
1828. Sumi? Mom?Copy !req
1829. Sumi?Copy !req
1830. Sumi!Copy !req
1831. Sumi!Copy !req
1832. I'm looking for you all over
and you're here, jogging!Copy !req
1833. What?Copy !req
1834. Drop the act!Copy !req
1835. Mom told me.
You lied about me to her!Copy !req
1836. So? You also told
everyone that I was infertile.Copy !req
1837. So, is this revenge?Copy !req
1838. I made a good plan.Copy !req
1839. It didn't work, but it
was well intended!Copy !req
1840. What the hell is this?
What have you done!Copy !req
1841. Why are you getting so stressed?
This time, the plan will work.Copy !req
1842. The report will say
your sperm count is low.Copy !req
1843. My sperm count?Copy !req
1844. We'll leave on Sunday, right?
My sperm count?Copy !req
1845. Have you seen my family?Copy !req
1846. We're like a child-rearing factory!Copy !req
1847. Papa was in the forces,
so he wasn't home often.Copy !req
1848. Or I would've had a bunch of siblings!Copy !req
1849. My sperm count!Copy !req
1850. Dude, your test will happen
in Rimjhim's lab, right?Copy !req
1851. So? Do men's sperm counts
dry up in Rimjhim's lab?Copy !req
1852. You're just like your mother!Copy !req
1853. But who is Shardul firing at?Copy !req
1854. Shardul, if the test
happens in Rimjhim's lab,Copy !req
1855. then the results will
be in her control, right?Copy !req
1856. But that's illegal! And I'm a cop!Copy !req
1857. And then you'll prove that I'm impotent?Copy !req
1858. I'm not impotent. Important—Copy !req
1859. It's very important that we go!Copy !req
1860. I'm not impotent, Sumi!Copy !req
1861. - I'll stay at my folks' today.
- Why?Copy !req
1862. Your report arrives today,
I might burst out laughing.Copy !req
1863. Did you pass the test?Copy !req
1864. It's not a civil services exam!Copy !req
1865. I saw your report, buddy.Copy !req
1866. Man, there's no scope
of passing the test.Copy !req
1867. Don't be disheartened…Copy !req
1868. I've spoken to everyone.Copy !req
1869. And they've agreed.Copy !req
1870. Agreed to what?Copy !req
1871. Sumi, Shardul's here!Copy !req
1872. It's all God's will.Copy !req
1873. We just found out.Copy !req
1874. It hasn't shrunk.Copy !req
1875. Oh, his heart!Copy !req
1876. Don't let this shrink your heart, son.Copy !req
1877. Tonsils?Copy !req
1878. No, it's just her ritual vow of silence!Copy !req
1879. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1880. Can we talk?Copy !req
1881. - Please go ahead.
- Come.Copy !req
1882. Shrink— Your brain has shrunk!Copy !req
1883. What happened?Copy !req
1884. - I kind of screwed up.
- What now?Copy !req
1885. You know how Mom
was always snooping on us…Copy !req
1886. - Yes.
- and you were really stressed.Copy !req
1887. So one night, I just told her…Copy !req
1888. Now what did you tell her?Copy !req
1889. Didn't you once say that
we could adopt a child.Copy !req
1890. Yes?Copy !req
1891. So, everyone's now on
board with the idea of adoption.Copy !req
1892. They agreed?Copy !req
1893. We can adopt a kid?Copy !req
1894. Yeah.Copy !req
1895. Did you really want a child?Copy !req
1896. Of course, since forever!Copy !req
1897. Really?Copy !req
1898. Why, you don't want one?Copy !req
1899. No, I mean I never
really thought about it.Copy !req
1900. It wasn't really possible, so…Copy !req
1901. Sumi! I'm so happy!Copy !req
1902. Yeah?Copy !req
1903. The adoption process is online now.Copy !req
1904. That's the official website.Copy !req
1905. You both can fill in your details on it.Copy !req
1906. Anyway, your case is genuine.Copy !req
1907. So, I think you should be
able to adopt a baby soon.Copy !req
1908. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1909. Here it goes.Copy !req
1910. Oh, she's hungry.Copy !req
1911. Yes, looks like it.Copy !req
1912. Shall we go?Copy !req
1913. She is looking at you.Copy !req
1914. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1915. Bye.Copy !req
1916. - Bye, Varnika!
- Bye.Copy !req
1917. To Junior Thakur!Copy !req
1918. Why Thakur? Why not Singh?Copy !req
1919. - The child gets the Dad's surname!
- Hey!Copy !req
1920. Why?Copy !req
1921. - It will be my child as well.
- Absolutely!Copy !req
1922. In that case, he's the Dad as well!Copy !req
1923. No.Copy !req
1924. I'm only interested in Senior Thakur!Copy !req
1925. Okay enough, it's a public place.Copy !req
1926. Sumi.Copy !req
1927. Let me tell you…Copy !req
1928. I'll be a… very strict Dad.Copy !req
1929. - Mom, hurry up!
- It's already on the move!Copy !req
1930. - Run faster!
- This—Copy !req
1931. - How much faster? It's gone!
- Hey!Copy !req
1932. Let it be now.Copy !req
1933. You barely brought anything.
How long does it take you to pack?Copy !req
1934. Why are you so hassled?
As if you booked the ticket.Copy !req
1935. Anup did it, he'll do it again.
I'll let him know.Copy !req
1936. Yeah, Anup can do everything, right?
It's not that easy.Copy !req
1937. I was just texting you.
You've got to leave.Copy !req
1938. - Why?
- We missed the train. Mom's with me.Copy !req
1939. Hello, Auntie!Copy !req
1940. Oh, no! You missed the train!Copy !req
1941. Well, at least I got a
chance to meet you.Copy !req
1942. - Won't you introduce us?
- He's my friend, Guru.Copy !req
1943. So, you're old friends?Copy !req
1944. No, we met pretty recently.Copy !req
1945. But we became really thick very soon.Copy !req
1946. Almost like a married couple!Copy !req
1947. You see, I'm a lawyer, he's a cop.Copy !req
1948. It's a love-hate relationship…Copy !req
1949. just like husband and wife.Copy !req
1950. Right, Tiger?Copy !req
1951. So, you met in court?Copy !req
1952. No! At Amit and Harsh's wedding.Copy !req
1953. - Amita and Harsh's wedding!
- Amita?Copy !req
1954. Yeah, poor Amita.
He keeps calling her Amit!Copy !req
1955. How come you never told me about him?Copy !req
1956. Yeah, I…Copy !req
1957. Auntie, you know what!
I don't believe in hiding my feelings.Copy !req
1958. - Oh, God!
- We've reached.Copy !req
1959. Wait, we're still talking!Copy !req
1960. Hold on.Copy !req
1961. Can I call you Mom?Copy !req
1962. I lost my mother, you see.Copy !req
1963. - Of course, you can call me Mom!
- Mom!Copy !req
1964. How sweet!Copy !req
1965. Come, Mom.Copy !req
1966. Please come.
Have a cup of tea.Copy !req
1967. Oh, no!
He's getting very late.Copy !req
1968. - You carry on, I'll get your luggage.
- Alright then.Copy !req
1969. - See you later, Mom!
- Yes.Copy !req
1970. What the hell was that?Copy !req
1971. I was just pulling your leg!Copy !req
1972. Why, can't I?Copy !req
1973. Can't I?Copy !req
1974. You're pointlessly getting hyper!Copy !req
1975. So today's plan is…Copy !req
1976. No, why? I'll be right back.Copy !req
1977. Wait.Copy !req
1978. What happened?Copy !req
1979. What?Copy !req
1980. Yeah.Copy !req
1981. Sumi…Copy !req
1982. don't tell them about me.Copy !req
1983. Please.Copy !req
1984. Pervert.Copy !req
1985. What did you just say?Copy !req
1986. Say it again! I dare you!Copy !req
1987. Isn't that what you really are?Copy !req
1988. What do I tell my friends,
that my sister's a lesbian?Copy !req
1989. Sick freak!Copy !req
1990. Watch your mouth,
or I'll smash your face!Copy !req
1991. You'll teach him how to behave?Copy !req
1992. - You?
- He's ten years younger than me!Copy !req
1993. How can he talk to me like that?Copy !req
1994. Look at her! Just look at her.Copy !req
1995. She doesn't have an ounce of shame!Copy !req
1996. Lower your eyes.Copy !req
1997. Lower them!Copy !req
1998. You've been cheating
your parents all your life.Copy !req
1999. Why didn't you just die?Copy !req
2000. I wish you died!Copy !req
2001. Will you say something?Copy !req
2002. Why are you silent?Copy !req
2003. I'm going to the shop.Copy !req
2004. What happened at home today,
it didn't surprise me one bit.Copy !req
2005. I had replayed this situation
in my head so many times.Copy !req
2006. How all of you would react…Copy !req
2007. whether you'd even understand me.Copy !req
2008. Everything Mom said today,Copy !req
2009. I felt I had heard it before.Copy !req
2010. I felt really mad at Naman…Copy !req
2011. but I knew he'd probably
say something like that.Copy !req
2012. But when it came to you…Copy !req
2013. I thought that like always,
you'll wrap me in a hug and say,Copy !req
2014. "Sumi, no matter what happens…Copy !req
2015. no matter what the world
says, your Papa has your back."Copy !req
2016. You're struggling to say it, right?Copy !req
2017. I understand.Copy !req
2018. But can't you still say it
once, just for my sake?Copy !req
2019. Please, Papa?Copy !req
2020. Scold me…Copy !req
2021. if you're angry.Copy !req
2022. But please don't be like this?Copy !req
2023. Please say something, Papa.Copy !req
2024. Why did it have to be us?Copy !req
2025. Man, you're an experienced guy.Copy !req
2026. How could you not sense it?Copy !req
2027. Even while getting intimate?Copy !req
2028. Did anything even
happen between you two?Copy !req
2029. What kind of policeman are you?Copy !req
2030. You were being robbed in broad
daylight, and you just sat quiet.Copy !req
2031. He was quietly suffering for her sins.Copy !req
2032. I changed my clothes so
many times in front of her!Copy !req
2033. Imagine…Copy !req
2034. she used to sleep next to me!Copy !req
2035. I feel repulsed thinking of it.Copy !req
2036. Even Homeopathy has
no cure for this disease.Copy !req
2037. What?Copy !req
2038. Do you all hear yourself?Copy !req
2039. You feel repulsed. Why?Copy !req
2040. And you're a doctor, Brother-in-law.Copy !req
2041. You should at least
know this isn't a disease.Copy !req
2042. It's perfectly natural.Copy !req
2043. No one asks you to decide and
choose between men and women.Copy !req
2044. The feeling comes from within, right?Copy !req
2045. God created them this way.Copy !req
2046. Homosexuals are as human as all of you.Copy !req
2047. And you know…Copy !req
2048. who Sumi is?Copy !req
2049. She's a really nice girl.Copy !req
2050. She hasn't cheated me.Copy !req
2051. I knew everything.Copy !req
2052. This big family of mine…Copy !req
2053. it's always given me
more love than I deserve.Copy !req
2054. And yet I've… always felt alone.Copy !req
2055. I could never share
my truth with anyone.Copy !req
2056. There was no one…Copy !req
2057. other than her.Copy !req
2058. So, if you're so repulsed by her…Copy !req
2059. you should be repulsed by me as well.Copy !req
2060. If you think she's sick…Copy !req
2061. Then I'm sick as well.Copy !req
2062. Because gay, homo, homosexuals…Copy !req
2063. whatever you want to call it…Copy !req
2064. it…Copy !req
2065. I am that as well.Copy !req
2066. I'm gay.Copy !req
2067. Hello?Copy !req
2068. Hello, Shardul?Copy !req
2069. I can't hear you.Copy !req
2070. Hello?Copy !req
2071. Hello.Copy !req
2072. Sumi, I told them.Copy !req
2073. I told everyone.Copy !req
2074. Shardul, I'll call you later.Copy !req
2075. In the evening, okay?
It's time for my class.Copy !req
2076. Yeah, alright.Copy !req
2077. Our world is just as beautifulCopy !req
2078. As we are withinCopy !req
2079. Wherever you areCopy !req
2080. Where there's peaceCopy !req
2081. Is where will I beCopy !req
2082. Roads to the heart
filled with loveCopy !req
2083. This caravan of ours
Fueled by loveCopy !req
2084. Taking fresh wing
Anew, emergingCopy !req
2085. Souls unleashing
Seamlessly minglingCopy !req
2086. We are the color of each lightCopy !req
2087. Together keep shining brightCopy !req
2088. We are the color of each lightCopy !req
2089. Together keep shining brightCopy !req
2090. Bring forth a colorCopy !req
2091. We bring anotherCopy !req
2092. From the sea drawnCopy !req
2093. Lifted off the dawnCopy !req
2094. A color sweetCopy !req
2095. A savory treatCopy !req
2096. The color of the moonCopy !req
2097. From a star strewnCopy !req
2098. DON'T BE AFRAID TO FALL IN LOVECopy !req
2099. Our world is just as beautifulCopy !req
2100. As we are withinCopy !req
2101. Wherever you areCopy !req
2102. Where there's peaceCopy !req
2103. Is where will I beCopy !req
2104. We are the color of each lightCopy !req
2105. Together keep shining brightCopy !req
2106. We are the color of each lightCopy !req
2107. Together keep shining brightCopy !req
2108. Road to the heart, filled with loveCopy !req
2109. This caravan of ours, fueled by loveCopy !req
2110. Taking fresh wing, anew emergingCopy !req
2111. Souls unleashing, seamlessly minglingCopy !req
2112. - Our world is just as beautiful
- This caravan of ours, fueled by loveCopy !req
2113. - Souls unleashing, seamlessly mingling
- As we are withinCopy !req
2114. Wherever you areCopy !req
2115. Where there's peaceCopy !req
2116. Is where will I beCopy !req
2117. The DSP's wife really misses you.Copy !req
2118. Keeps asking, "Where's Sumi?"Copy !req
2119. Really? What did you tell her?Copy !req
2120. The truth! That you're a hoe
who ran off with her cousin!Copy !req
2121. - Did you get the message?
- What message?Copy !req
2122. We have an appointment on Monday,
2:00 p.m. with the divorce counselor.Copy !req
2123. Am I such a bad husband,
that you're divorcing me?Copy !req
2124. Actually I got a message as well.Copy !req
2125. Our adoption application
has been approved.Copy !req
2126. Couldn't you avoid
getting caught a bit longer?Copy !req
2127. At least we would have a child.Copy !req
2128. Sumi and I have decided
not to get divorced.Copy !req
2129. We'll live together like before…Copy !req
2130. as husband and wife.Copy !req
2131. Because we both want a
child, we're adopting a baby.Copy !req
2132. Single women can adopt,
but because I'm lesbian,Copy !req
2133. I don't have the legal right to.Copy !req
2134. So, we're adopting together.Copy !req
2135. Our country's law says that only
"normal" married couples can adopt.Copy !req
2136. Now how do we convince everyone
that we are as normal as anyone.Copy !req
2137. Now it's up to you whether you
want to accept our marriage or not.Copy !req
2138. This marriage was a compromise
before, and it remains a compromise.Copy !req
2139. Earlier it was because of all of you,Copy !req
2140. and now because of the law.Copy !req
2141. - Please sit.
- Okay.Copy !req
2142. King-King can happen.Copy !req
2143. King-Queen can happen.
But Queen-Queen can't happen.Copy !req
2144. But these two?Copy !req
2145. They're women.Copy !req
2146. I was talking about men.Copy !req
2147. - Shall we begin?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
2148. Parents, please extend their hands.Copy !req
2149. Please continue, sir.Copy !req
2150. Fold your hands.Copy !req
2151. - Go there.
- Namaste. Please come.Copy !req
2152. The ceremony's still on?Copy !req
2153. - Have a seat.
- Namaste.Copy !req
2154. Tea?Copy !req
2155. No, I don't—Copy !req
2156. Rimjhim.Copy !req
2157. Rimjhim.Copy !req
2158. Go sit next to Sumi.Copy !req
2159. Go!Copy !req
2160. Go on.Copy !req
2161. A mother must be
present at the ceremony.Copy !req
2162. Mr. Tytler, you also come and sit.Copy !req
2163. I'm not asking you to be a father.
I just want you by my side.Copy !req