1. Hey, can I get
another drink down here?Copy !req
2. I've been to prison once.Copy !req
3. I've been married twice.Copy !req
4. I was once drafted
by Lyndon JohnsonCopy !req
5. and had to live
in shit-ass MexicoCopy !req
6. for two and a half years
for no reason.Copy !req
7. I've had my eye socket
punched in, a kidney taken out,Copy !req
8. and I got a bone chip in my
ankle that's never gonna heal.Copy !req
9. I've seen some pretty shitty
situations in my life.Copy !req
10. But nothing has ever
sucked more ass than this.Copy !req
11. If I'd known I was
gonna have to put upCopy !req
12. with a bunch of screaming
brats pissing on my lapCopy !req
13. for 30 days out of the year,Copy !req
14. I would have killed myself
a long time ago.Copy !req
15. Come to think of it,
I still might.Copy !req
16. Where I come from,
we didn't celebrate Christmas.Copy !req
17. Not because we were Jewish,
but because my dadCopy !req
18. was a worthless coward fucking
asshole whose idea of a presentCopy !req
19. was a daily punch to
the back of the head.Copy !req
20. He did teach me
how to crack a safe, though.Copy !req
21. My dad never did shit
with his life,Copy !req
22. so he took it out on me.
You could say I'm no different,Copy !req
23. and I'd have to say
you were right.Copy !req
24. But at this point,
it's too late to start over.Copy !req
25. Funny how things work out.Copy !req
26. It's fucking hilarious.Copy !req
27. Oh, there's Santa Claus.
Look there.Copy !req
28. Wow.Copy !req
29. Oh, my!
What a darling photo.Copy !req
30. Are you certain you
only want the single?Copy !req
31. Additional photos come in handyCopy !req
32. as gifts for grandma and grandpaCopy !req
33. or as a wonderful
remembrance for friends.Copy !req
34. Gee, you know what?Copy !req
35. This one, I think
it's more than enough.Copy !req
36. Thanks. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
37. So, what do you want,
little girl?Copy !req
38. A drum set.Copy !req
39. Oh, the old man will love that.Copy !req
40. Okay, fine.
See you later.Copy !req
41. I saw you at another mall.Copy !req
42. Well, I'm very happy for you.Copy !req
43. You're not really Santa.Copy !req
44. If you were Santa,
you could do magic.Copy !req
45. You want to see some magic?Copy !req
46. Here, let's watch you disappear.Copy !req
47. Watch the bladder, kid.
Santa's gotta pee.Copy !req
48. What do you want?
A new bike.Copy !req
49. A new bike. Wow,
that's a new one. Excellent.Copy !req
50. Attention, shoppers.Copy !req
51. This store will be closing
in five minutes.Copy !req
52. We hope tomorrow's
a pleasant Christmas,Copy !req
53. and thank you
for shopping with us.Copy !req
54. Is that it?
That's the last one.Copy !req
55. Thank the fuck, Christ.Copy !req
56. Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph.Copy !req
57. You pissed yourself.Copy !req
58. Aw, Jesus.Copy !req
59. Yeah.Copy !req
60. Good night. Merry Christmas.
Good night.Copy !req
61. All right.Copy !req
62. Happy holidays to you.Copy !req
63. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
64. Be safe getting home.
Happy holidays.Copy !req
65. Yeah. No, I know.Copy !req
66. No, I agree.Copy !req
67. No, they shouldn't
pay the whole lot of them.Copy !req
68. What are you doing?
I'll get right back to you.Copy !req
69. Hey, hey, hey.
I'm trying to leave here.Copy !req
70. Relax.Copy !req
71. Those pants are awful baggy.Copy !req
72. You wouldn't be trying
to steal nothing, would you?Copy !req
73. You're an asshole.
You know it?Copy !req
74. That's nice talk.Copy !req
75. I almost had that job.Copy !req
76. Ready.Copy !req
77. Jesus.Copy !req
78. How's it going?Copy !req
79. I'm finished when I'm finished.Copy !req
80. I'm going back upstairs.Copy !req
81. I need a melon baller
and a loofah.Copy !req
82. Got it.Copy !req
83. Fuck the loofah!
Let's go.Copy !req
84. Marcus, you get the loofah?Copy !req
85. Drive.Copy !req
86. Oh!Copy !req
87. в™Є Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock в™ЄCopy !req
88. в™Є Jingle bells chime
In jingle bell time в™ЄCopy !req
89. Oh, I'm dizzy!
Put me down.Copy !req
90. Hey, put me down.
Oh, come on!Copy !req
91. Put me down.Copy !req
92. Ah, come on.Copy !req
93. в™Є Jingle-bell rock в™ЄCopy !req
94. Oh, man.Copy !req
95. Hey, baby, two more
of these, all right?Copy !req
96. No, that's it for me.Copy !req
97. You can't drink worth
a shit. You know that?Copy !req
98. I weigh 92 pounds, you dick.Copy !req
99. Come on, one more.
It's a celebration.Copy !req
100. Here's to you.Copy !req
101. You're getting worse,
you know that?Copy !req
102. Well, at least I got it open.Copy !req
103. It took you long enough.Copy !req
104. I remember the time when
you could unlock a lockCopy !req
105. like it was nothing.Copy !req
106. Yeah, well,Copy !req
107. you don't have to worry
about me anymore.Copy !req
108. I'm out.Copy !req
109. Bullshit!Copy !req
110. Bullshit, my ass.Copy !req
111. We just made $111,000
in one night.Copy !req
112. Exactly. I figure
I got enough to go to Miami.Copy !req
113. And do what?Copy !req
114. I don't know. Shit.
Get a car, get a place maybe.Copy !req
115. You know?Copy !req
116. Maybe start a business.Copy !req
117. A bar out on the beach.Copy !req
118. Something like that.Copy !req
119. I could quit drinking
and run the place.Copy !req
120. Maybe marry a waitress.Copy !req
121. What?Copy !req
122. You ain't gonna do shitCopy !req
123. except go down there and
drink your fucking ass off.Copy !req
124. You're gonna piss
everything awayCopy !req
125. and end up counting the
days till next Christmas.Copy !req
126. You'd like that, wouldn't you?Copy !req
127. Well, it ain't gonna happen.Copy !req
128. If I call you next December...Copy !req
129. If I call you next December.Copy !req
130. You're gonna be
so happy to hear from meCopy !req
131. you're gonna do a
goddamn backflip.Copy !req
132. You're gonna put that
Santa hat on so fastCopy !req
133. that you gonna get
fucking hat burn.Copy !req
134. Can I get you guys two more?Copy !req
135. No, thanks.
We're all right.Copy !req
136. See?
I'm already on the wagon.Copy !req
137. Hey, asshole! How many times
I gotta tell you?Copy !req
138. Get out from behind my bar!Copy !req
139. Put the drink down right now.Copy !req
140. Put the drink down. Right now!Copy !req
141. Fuck you.
Fuck me?Copy !req
142. Ow!
Get the fuck out of my bar.Copy !req
143. Fuck you!Copy !req
144. Fucking prick.Copy !req
145. Asshole!Copy !req
146. Get the fuck out
of here, right now!Copy !req
147. в™Є Have a holly
Jolly Christmas в™ЄCopy !req
148. в™Є And in case you didn't hear в™ЄCopy !req
149. в™Є Oh, by golly,
Have a holly jolly Chris... в™ЄCopy !req
150. Fucking shit!Copy !req
151. Fuck you!Copy !req
152. Fuck you!Copy !req
153. Fuck you!Copy !req
154. Message one.Copy !req
155. Mr. Soke?Copy !req
156. This is Andrew Kaplan again,Copy !req
157. calling from
the collection agency.Copy !req
158. Message two.Copy !req
159. This is Dolores Axelrod.Copy !req
160. You ran into my car last week.Copy !req
161. I called State Farm,Copy !req
162. but they have no record of
any insurance policy for you.Copy !req
163. In case you misplaced it,
my phone number is 4...Copy !req
164. Message three.Copy !req
165. Willie, it's Marcus.Copy !req
166. It's that time of year again.Copy !req
167. Pack your shit. Phoenix.Copy !req
168. в™Є Oh, the weather outside
Is frightful в™ЄCopy !req
169. в™Є But the fire
Is so delightful в™ЄCopy !req
170. в™Є And since
We've no place to go в™ЄCopy !req
171. в™Є Let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow в™ЄCopy !req
172. в™Є Man, it doesn't show
Signs of stopping в™ЄCopy !req
173. в™Є And I brought me
Some corn for popping в™ЄCopy !req
174. в™Є The lights
Are turned way down low в™ЄCopy !req
175. в™Є Let it snow
Let it snow в™ЄCopy !req
176. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
177. Can you maybe keep it together
for just 10 minutes?Copy !req
178. Harrison, just
let me explain, please.Copy !req
179. Financially...
You get what you paid for.Copy !req
180. Five Christmases
I've been here, and now what?Copy !req
181. You flip me for some stranger
who'll do it for peanutsCopy !req
182. and who happens to work
with a real midget.Copy !req
183. Well, let me tell you
something... nobody cares.Copy !req
184. Nobody comes here for the elf.
Santa's the attraction.Copy !req
185. I do Burl Ives songs.Copy !req
186. Does this schmo
even play guitar?Copy !req
187. Look, uh, Harrison, it's not
about the money or the midget.Copy !req
188. Believe me, if it was, I-I...Copy !req
189. I don't think
they like "midget."Copy !req
190. I think you're supposed
to call them, um...Copy !req
191. Oh, just forget it!Copy !req
192. Hacks!Copy !req
193. Hi. Bob Chipeska.Copy !req
194. Welcome.Copy !req
195. Great photo and rГ©sumГ©,
by the way.Copy !req
196. Thanks. You know, we've been
at this a long time and all.Copy !req
197. So we'd like to think
we do a good job.Copy !req
198. I'm so glad you guys could
come in on such short notice.Copy !req
199. I must say,
your look is just sensational.Copy !req
200. Yeah, thanks.
We've been at this for years.Copy !req
201. You got nothing to worry about.Copy !req
202. You two are the best men
for this job, truly.Copy !req
203. So don't let his unpleasantnessCopy !req
204. affect your performance
in any way.Copy !req
205. Oh, no. We're fine.
Performance?Copy !req
206. Yes, uh, your performance.
You know, the, um...Copy !req
207. Performance... like sexual?Copy !req
208. Excuse me?
Willie.Copy !req
209. There's something wrong
with my gear?Copy !req
210. Is that what
you're saying to me?Copy !req
211. I'm sorry. Your gear?
Willie.Copy !req
212. My fuck stick.Copy !req
213. Uhh!Copy !req
214. Hey, Willie...
take a seat.Copy !req
215. You know how
your blood sugar is.Copy !req
216. He's not going
to say "fuck stick"Copy !req
217. in front of the children, is he?Copy !req
218. No, no, no.
It's a joke.Copy !req
219. An adult joke...
for us adults.Copy !req
220. It's a joke, just a joke.Copy !req
221. Fuck stick?
I thought it was strange too.Copy !req
222. So, as our security chief,Copy !req
223. I wanted you to,
you know, be aware.Copy !req
224. But, uh, you know,
his little friend promisedCopy !req
225. he wouldn't say it
in front of the children,Copy !req
226. which is fine,
because, you know, uh...Copy !req
227. there is an adult world
and a child's world,Copy !req
228. and that's okay.Copy !req
229. I'm no censor.Copy !req
230. "Little friend"?
Yes, he's...Copy !req
231. He happens to be a-a dwarf...Copy !req
232. or... midget.Copy !req
233. I don't know
what he's called exactly,Copy !req
234. but, uh, he's a little guy.Copy !req
235. Little Billy Barty... god rest.Copy !req
236. But thin fingers, not
the... fat sausage fingers.Copy !req
237. "Little people"...
That's what they like.Copy !req
238. Yes. Uh, right.Copy !req
239. So "fuck stick."
That's it?Copy !req
240. Yeah.Copy !req
241. Merry Christmas! Santa's coming.
Yay!Copy !req
242. Merry Christmas!
Santa's coming. Yay!Copy !req
243. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
244. Have you seen that new Santa
they just hired?Copy !req
245. Yeah.
He's back there drunk.Copy !req
246. He's coming, guys.Copy !req
247. Santa will be here real soon.Copy !req
248. Goddamn it!Copy !req
249. What the fuck you doing?Copy !req
250. You blow this, and
we're broke for the whole year.Copy !req
251. So stop acting
like you know something,Copy !req
252. 'cause, pal of mine,
you don't know squat!Copy !req
253. Now, put on your hat
and get out there.Copy !req
254. And try to act professional,
for Christ's sake.Copy !req
255. What do you want?Copy !req
256. What?Copy !req
257. Get out of here.Copy !req
258. Next!Copy !req
259. Next.Copy !req
260. Oh, good.
What do you want?Copy !req
261. What do you want?Copy !req
262. What are you doing?Copy !req
263. Goddamn it!
Nintendo Deer Hunter 3.Copy !req
264. I don't give a shit
what you want.Copy !req
265. Blowing snot all over
everybody and fucking whatever.Copy !req
266. Next. Come on.Copy !req
267. What do you want?Copy !req
268. Um, Santa?Copy !req
269. Yeah, I'm Santa.
Come on, what do you want?Copy !req
270. Um, Barbie.
Say, "cheese."Copy !req
271. Okay, fine. Barbie.
Oh, thank you.Copy !req
272. Ow! Watch the toenails,
kid! Shit!Copy !req
273. Next.Copy !req
274. Next!Copy !req
275. What do you want?
Fraggle-stick car.Copy !req
276. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
277. Fraggle-stick car.Copy !req
278. Well, I heard you.
Fraggle-stick car. Fine.Copy !req
279. Hey, check out this loser.Copy !req
280. Hey, fat-ass,
how you doing today?Copy !req
281. Hey, loser.Copy !req
282. Hey, dipshit.Copy !req
283. Moron.Copy !req
284. Hey, loser, how you doing today?Copy !req
285. Dumb-ass, why don't you
turn around?Copy !req
286. You know what?
Fuck this.Copy !req
287. You're next.Copy !req
288. Next!Copy !req
289. I said, "next," goddamn it.
This is not the DMV, all right?Copy !req
290. Move it along.Copy !req
291. What's your name?
You can tell me.Copy !req
292. I know.
How about Santa?Copy !req
293. If you don't tell him,
you won't get a present.Copy !req
294. That's right. Come on
and tell Santa all about it.Copy !req
295. What do you want?Copy !req
296. Well, come on, what do you want?Copy !req
297. A snot-rag?Copy !req
298. Right. Another
fucking mongoloid.Copy !req
299. Marcus, get this kid off me
before he pisses on me.Copy !req
300. Why fuck with my beard?Copy !req
301. It's not real.Copy !req
302. No shit.Copy !req
303. Well, it was real,Copy !req
304. but, you see, I got sick
and all the hair fell out,Copy !req
305. so I have to wear
this fucking thing.Copy !req
306. How did you get sick?Copy !req
307. I loved a woman
who wasn't clean.Copy !req
308. Mrs. Santa?
No, it was her sister.Copy !req
309. What's it like
at the North Pole?Copy !req
310. Like the suburbs.
Which one?Copy !req
311. Apache Junction.
What the fuck do you care?Copy !req
312. Now get off my lap. You sit
there like a fucking retard.Copy !req
313. You are really Santa, right?
No, I'm an accountant.Copy !req
314. I wear this fucking thing
as a fashion statement.Copy !req
315. Okay.Copy !req
316. Marcus, get this kid
out of here.Copy !req
317. He's freaking me out.Copy !req
318. I gotta get a drink on.
I'll... I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
319. Just don't come into work
stinking of booze again.Copy !req
320. Yeah, why don't you get going?Copy !req
321. You'll be late for your
"Wizard of Oz" Candy-bar Guild.Copy !req
322. Lollipop Guild, you asshole!Copy !req
323. Jesus, two-year-olds flip me
shit better than you.Copy !req
324. You saying something to me?Copy !req
325. Yeah. I'm gonna stick
my whole fist up your ass.Copy !req
326. в™Є Jingle bells, jingle bells в™ЄCopy !req
327. в™Є Jingle all the way в™ЄCopy !req
328. в™Є Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh в™ЄCopy !req
329. в™Є Jingle bells, jingle bells в™ЄCopy !req
330. в™Є Jingle all the way в™ЄCopy !req
331. в™Є Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh в™ЄCopy !req
332. в™Є Dashing through the snow в™ЄCopy !req
333. в™Є In a one-horse open sleigh в™ЄCopy !req
334. в™Є O'er the fields we go в™ЄCopy !req
335. в™Є Laughing all the way в™ЄCopy !req
336. в™Є Bells on bobtail ring в™ЄCopy !req
337. в™Є Making spirits bright в™Є
What?Copy !req
338. в™Є What fun it is to ride and
Sing a sleighing song tonight в™ЄCopy !req
339. в™Є Jingle bells, jingle bells в™ЄCopy !req
340. Mmm.Copy !req
341. Another, uh, grand-dad, Santa?Copy !req
342. Yeah.
Yeah?Copy !req
343. в™Є Jingle bells, jingle bells в™ЄCopy !req
344. в™Є Jingle all the way в™ЄCopy !req
345. в™Є Oh, what fun
It is to ride... в™ЄCopy !req
346. Got a name?Copy !req
347. Yeah.Copy !req
348. So, what do you do,
um, you know...Copy !req
349. after the holidays, I mean?Copy !req
350. Well, nothing till March,
and then I'm the Easter bunny.Copy !req
351. Oh. Another?Copy !req
352. Yeah. Why not?Copy !req
353. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
354. Not a big talker.Copy !req
355. No, not really.Copy !req
356. Buy you one?Copy !req
357. Why not?Copy !req
358. в™Є Jingle bells, jingle bells в™ЄCopy !req
359. в™Є Jingle all the way в™ЄCopy !req
360. Happy New Year.Copy !req
361. You're pretty regular
for a Santa.Copy !req
362. It's not that big
a fucking deal.Copy !req
363. It's just a job,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
364. I'm an eating, drinking,
shitting, fucking Santa Claus.Copy !req
365. Prove it.Copy !req
366. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.Copy !req
367. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa.Copy !req
368. Fuck me, Santa!Copy !req
369. Can I take this hat off?Copy !req
370. No! I love the hat.Copy !req
371. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
372. I've always had a thing
for, um, Santa Claus.Copy !req
373. In case you didn't notice.Copy !req
374. It's like some deep-seated
childhood thing.Copy !req
375. So is my thing for tits.Copy !req
376. Yeah. It is like that, though,
from when you're a kid.Copy !req
377. 'Cause my dad was Jewish,
and we didn't have Christmas,Copy !req
378. so it was like this
forbidden thing.Copy !req
379. so...Copy !req
380. I like you.Copy !req
381. Don't mothball that suit.Copy !req
382. What the fuck?Copy !req
383. I am not gay!Copy !req
384. What the hell, buddy?Copy !req
385. Buddy?Copy !req
386. I said,
"I am not gay."Copy !req
387. Are you off your
fucking meds or something?Copy !req
388. Yes.Copy !req
389. But that isn't
what this is about.Copy !req
390. You're as queer as a $10 bill.Copy !req
391. Let me tell you something,
motherfucker,Copy !req
392. my brother lost a goddamn arm
fighting you fuckers in Vietnam.Copy !req
393. So I want you to look at me. I want you
to look at my face one last fucking time.Copy !req
394. This is the last thing you're
ever gonna see before I...Copy !req
395. Elf fucker!Copy !req
396. Motherfucker...
Turn around, elf fucker!Copy !req
397. Who's the bitch now,
Santy Claus? Huh?Copy !req
398. Faggy Claus!Copy !req
399. Leave Santa alone!Copy !req
400. Little boy, don't interfere.Copy !req
401. I'm doing this for all of us.Copy !req
402. Leave Santa alone!Copy !req
403. Ass clown!Copy !req
404. Hey, you're that kid.Copy !req
405. What the fuck are you
doing here?Copy !req
406. This one fucking time
I take you home, okay?Copy !req
407. Uh-huh.Copy !req
408. I'm not your fucking da-da.Copy !req
409. Uh-huh.Copy !req
410. It's not like you helped me back there
with that nutjob or anything, you know.Copy !req
411. Uh-huh. You're the right height.Copy !req
412. You're right there
to grab his balls.Copy !req
413. You could twist them.
Why do you need a car?Copy !req
414. What the fuck you talking about?Copy !req
415. This car.Copy !req
416. Which turn is it?Copy !req
417. Sage Terrace.
Where's your sleigh?Copy !req
418. It's in the shop,
getting repaired.Copy !req
419. Where's the reindeer?
I stabled them.Copy !req
420. Is it left or right?Copy !req
421. That way.
Where's the stable?Copy !req
422. Next to the shop.Copy !req
423. How do they sleep?Copy !req
424. Who, the reindeer?
Standing up.Copy !req
425. But the noise.
How do they sleep?Copy !req
426. What noise?
From the shop.Copy !req
427. They only work during
the day, all right?Copy !req
428. I thought it was always
night at the North Pole.Copy !req
429. Well, not now. Right now
it's always day.Copy !req
430. Then how do they sleep?
Oh, shit. Sage Terrace.Copy !req
431. What
is it with you, anyway?Copy !req
432. Somebody drop you on your fucking head?
On my head?Copy !req
433. Well, yeah, what, are they gonna
drop you on somebody else's head?Copy !req
434. How can they drop me
onto my own head?Copy !req
435. No, not onto your, uh...
Would... Goddamn it!Copy !req
436. Are you fucking with me?Copy !req
437. Okay,
which house is it?Copy !req
438. That one.Copy !req
439. With Jesus and his
family there, or what?Copy !req
440. No. The one beside that.Copy !req
441. Right here?
Yeah.Copy !req
442. That one.Copy !req
443. Nice digs.Copy !req
444. Is daddy home?Copy !req
445. He's on an adventure,
exploring mountains.Copy !req
446. He's been gone a long time.Copy !req
447. Exploring mountains, huh?Copy !req
448. How long is he gonna be gone?Copy !req
449. Till next year.Copy !req
450. Yeah? What about Mommy?Copy !req
451. She lives in god's house with
Jesus and Mary and the ghostCopy !req
452. and the long-eared donkey and
Joseph and the talking walnut.Copy !req
453. Well, who the fuck
takes care of you, then?Copy !req
454. Grandma.
Yeah?Copy !req
455. What's her name?Copy !req
456. Grandma.Copy !req
457. Is granny spry?Copy !req
458. Everybody!Copy !req
459. в™Є D-O-L-E, Dole в™ЄCopy !req
460. в™Є Banana shuffle в™ЄCopy !req
461. Grandma?Copy !req
462. Grandma?Copy !req
463. Santa's here.Copy !req
464. Oh, Roger, you're home.Copy !req
465. Are you spry?Copy !req
466. Let me fix you some
sandwiches.Copy !req
467. Every day!Copy !req
468. в™Є Do, do, do
Do the Dole в™ЄCopy !req
469. в™Є Banana shuffle в™ЄCopy !req
470. в™Є Do, do, do, do it в™ЄCopy !req
471. в™Є D-O-L-E в™ЄCopy !req
472. Are you telling me
she's the only one here?Copy !req
473. Nobody else?Copy !req
474. No aunts or cousins or uncles
or anything like that?Copy !req
475. A butler or security
guard, something?Copy !req
476. Nuh-unh.Copy !req
477. You're shitting me.Copy !req
478. Does your daddy have a safe?Copy !req
479. Need money to fix your sleigh?Copy !req
480. Exactly.Copy !req
481. You want milk and cookies?Copy !req
482. No.Copy !req
483. Should I fix you
some sandwiches?Copy !req
484. Unh-unh.Copy !req
485. Does your daddy have a car?Copy !req
486. Bye, Santa!Copy !req
487. в™Є First comes the stocking
Of little Nell в™ЄCopy !req
488. в™Є Dear old Santa,
Fill it well в™ЄCopy !req
489. Oh, my!Copy !req
490. Keep going.
Jesus!Copy !req
491. Keep on going. Oh!Copy !req
492. Oh, for the...Copy !req
493. Oh!Copy !req
494. Oh, Jesus! Unh!Copy !req
495. Keep on going.
Ahh!Copy !req
496. Oh, for the...Copy !req
497. Oh!Copy !req
498. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.Copy !req
499. You ain't gonna shit right
for a week.Copy !req
500. It won't happen again.
I can promise you that.Copy !req
501. Willie here has low blood sugar.
That's all.Copy !req
502. That's right.
I forgot to take my pill.Copy !req
503. It's... It's not
just the swearing.Copy !req
504. Um...Copy !req
505. forgive me for prying,Copy !req
506. but did one of you,
um... fornicate...Copy !req
507. Fornicate?
Yes, with a heavyset womanCopy !req
508. in the big & tall dressing room.Copy !req
509. Look, I've boned a lot of fat
chicks in my time, sure.Copy !req
510. But, uh, as far as I can recall,
I've never fornicated anybody.Copy !req
511. Yes, well, even still,Copy !req
512. I think it's best for all
parties considered if we...Copy !req
513. If we what?Copy !req
514. Well, I have someone else
interested in the position.Copy !req
515. Before you do something stupid,Copy !req
516. you may want to think
about this shit.Copy !req
517. What are you talking about?Copy !req
518. Firing a little black midget...Copy !req
519. A colored, African-American
small person.Copy !req
520. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
521. I'm talking about your faceCopy !req
522. all over goddamn "USA Today"Copy !req
523. is what I'm talking about.Copy !req
524. I'm talking aboutCopy !req
525. 150 of these
little motherfuckersCopy !req
526. all over the sidewalk out there.Copy !req
527. Little picket signs,
chanting and raving,Copy !req
528. using little bullhorns
and shit like that,Copy !req
529. screaming and hollering
your name out.Copy !req
530. Unfair practices.Copy !req
531. Get me?Copy !req
532. No. No, no. This
is not a handicap thing.Copy !req
533. I-I have nothing
against you people.Copy !req
534. "You people"?Copy !req
535. Did you hear that, Marcus?
He said, "you people."Copy !req
536. "You people."Copy !req
537. Who the hell is "us people"?Copy !req
538. Wait... Wait.
No, no.Copy !req
539. I... You don't under... What?Copy !req
540. He... No, no.Copy !req
541. Um... you know,
I think it's bestCopy !req
542. if... if... if we just forget
we had this conversation.Copy !req
543. Okay.Copy !req
544. Good thinking.Copy !req
545. And don't worry about us.
We'll be fine.Copy !req
546. Let's get the hell
out of here, Marcus.Copy !req
547. You're pathetic.Copy !req
548. You know, I dig that little thing
on your belly button there.Copy !req
549. What's that?
Like a diamond?Copy !req
550. Not a real diamond?
It's a belly-button ring.Copy !req
551. Hold on a second.
Check this out.Copy !req
552. You gotta... You gotta thrust.Copy !req
553. You gotta, like,
work the machine.Copy !req
554. You gotta put something into it.Copy !req
555. You gotta move the ball around.Copy !req
556. Go on.
Just move the ball.Copy !req
557. Move the ball.
Move it. Move it.Copy !req
558. That's just the kind of shit
that's gonna get us pinched.Copy !req
559. She said she was 18.Copy !req
560. But you promised no arcades.Copy !req
561. You said you'd
only hustle big & tall.Copy !req
562. What? You shat me
out of your womb?Copy !req
563. You're my fucking mom now?Copy !req
564. I don't need any goddamn
lectures out of you.Copy !req
565. I know how to keep
a low profile, thank you.Copy !req
566. What the fuck is this,
Mr. Low Profile?Copy !req
567. Mind your own goddamn business.Copy !req
568. Ever hear
of the open bottle law?Copy !req
569. A couple of days ago, I was in,
uh, Women's Big & Tall.Copy !req
570. And, uh, I heard these...Copy !req
571. um, you know, these noises.Copy !req
572. And I heard a woman
screaming, "Yeah, oh, yeah."Copy !req
573. And I heard his voice
saying, "That's right."Copy !req
574. You ain't going to... S-H-I-T
right for a month."Copy !req
575. But don't... Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
576. I... I'm... was against
the Clinton impeachment.Copy !req
577. What a man does
with his own penis...Copy !req
578. Oval office...
Women's Big & Tall...Copy !req
579. It's not for the
American people to say.Copy !req
580. Yeah, right.Copy !req
581. But when you're dealing
with children...Copy !req
582. they have a tender sensibility.Copy !req
583. And you are in a position
of trust, I think perhaps...Copy !req
584. someone who has screaming
orgasms with large womenCopy !req
585. shouldn't...Copy !req
586. Yeah.Copy !req
587. Of course, I can't
fire him for that.Copy !req
588. Oh, yeah.
Unfair practices.Copy !req
589. Special pleading.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.Copy !req
590. Fucking broads.Copy !req
591. But I just...
I just can't help it.Copy !req
592. There's something about
the guy that makes me uneasy.Copy !req
593. Well, sure. Santa fucking
someone in the ass.Copy !req
594. So...Copy !req
595. Maybe there's something
I could fire him for.Copy !req
596. Yeah, I get you.Copy !req
597. Do you?Copy !req
598. Do you think
you could find something?Copy !req
599. Yeah.
Always something.Copy !req
600. Shit.Copy !req
601. Hey, Opal.
Come here.Copy !req
602. Unh-unh.Copy !req
603. Screw you, Willie,
your kinky ass.Copy !req
604. Last time I didn't shit right
for a week.Copy !req
605. No, it's not that.Copy !req
606. Just come here.
I need to talk to you.Copy !req
607. I'm just
tired of you, Willie.Copy !req
608. Ooh.Copy !req
609. Who the fuck is in my room?Copy !req
610. Did you see somebody
go in my room?Copy !req
611. Yeah. Some guy
asking about you.Copy !req
612. Looked like a cop.Copy !req
613. Oh, shit.Copy !req
614. Marcus, it's Willie.Copy !req
615. Listen, uh, I just
got back to the motel,Copy !req
616. and, uh, some guy's in there
nosing around in my room.Copy !req
617. What guy?
You get a look at him?Copy !req
618. No, but I think
he's a cop, though.Copy !req
619. I think somebody's onto us.Copy !req
620. Anything in the room?
Anything professional?Copy !req
621. No, I just got clothes in there.Copy !req
622. Just ditch, you idiot.Copy !req
623. You got anywhere
to sack out for a while?Copy !req
624. Santa!
Yeah.Copy !req
625. You're bringing
my present early?Copy !req
626. No.Copy !req
627. But I never told you what I wanted.
I saidCopy !req
628. I didn't bring it, dipshit.Copy !req
629. Okay. Good.Copy !req
630. I want a stuffed
elephant... A pink one.Copy !req
631. Well, wish in one hand,
shit in the other one.Copy !req
632. See which one fills up first.Copy !req
633. Okay.Copy !req
634. So, I'm gonna be
staying here for a while.Copy !req
635. Uh, things are all
fucked up at the North Pole.Copy !req
636. See, Mrs. Santa caught
me fucking her sister,Copy !req
637. and, uh, I'm out on my ass now.Copy !req
638. She got half of everything.Copy !req
639. This is gonna be cool.Copy !req
640. This will do fine.Copy !req
641. So, I'm gonna be crashing here.Copy !req
642. It will be just you and me,
like roommates, you know?Copy !req
643. Do you and Mrs. Santa
have kids?Copy !req
644. No.
Thank the fuck Christ.Copy !req
645. What about the elves?Copy !req
646. Well, they stay
with Mrs. Santa.Copy !req
647. I get them on the weekends.Copy !req
648. Why don't you go run me a bath?Copy !req
649. What about the reindeer?Copy !req
650. Would you please
shut up about reindeer?Copy !req
651. What are their names?Copy !req
652. Who?
The elves.Copy !req
653. Oh, shit, I can't remember.Copy !req
654. I-I think one of them is Sneezy,Copy !req
655. and there's a Dopey, and...Copy !req
656. That's the Seven Dwarfs.Copy !req
657. Oh, you're shitting me.Copy !req
658. I thought... I thought...
I was thinking it was, uh...Copy !req
659. I don't know.Copy !req
660. Fuck, kid. I just call
them, you know, "bub."Copy !req
661. You know, I call...
I say, "Hey, bub," or "chief"Copy !req
662. or whatever the fuck.Copy !req
663. I tell him to make
the goddamn toy.Copy !req
664. What the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
665. I can't remember this shit!Copy !req
666. Does everything with you
have to be a fucking test?Copy !req
667. How old are they?Copy !req
668. You want cookies?Copy !req
669. No.Copy !req
670. Warm milk?
No.Copy !req
671. Should I fix you
some sandwiches?Copy !req
672. I don't want
any fucking sandwiches.Copy !req
673. What is it with you
and fixing fucking sandwiches?Copy !req
674. Okay. Do you want
anything else?Copy !req
675. No.Copy !req
676. Okay.Copy !req
677. Santa?Copy !req
678. What?Copy !req
679. I brought you some orange juice.Copy !req
680. What's in it?Copy !req
681. Oranges.Copy !req
682. Look what I have.Copy !req
683. An advent calendar.Copy !req
684. What the hell is that?Copy !req
685. It's the story of Christmas...Copy !req
686. but in a calendar.Copy !req
687. Every day you peel
open a new box.Copy !req
688. You get part of the story,Copy !req
689. and then there's
a chocolate inside.Copy !req
690. Do you want to open up
today's box and read it?Copy !req
691. No, you go ahead.Copy !req
692. Jesus Christ, kid!
Watch the nuts.Copy !req
693. "So Joseph went up from the
town of Nazareth in GalileeCopy !req
694. "to Judea, to Bethlehem,
the town of David.Copy !req
695. "In those days Caesar
Augustus issued a decreeCopy !req
696. "that a census should be taken
of the entire Roman world.Copy !req
697. Everyone went to his
hometown to register."Copy !req
698. That it?Copy !req
699. Yup.Copy !req
700. That's an awesome
fucking story, kid.Copy !req
701. There's more to it, but we
have to wait till tomorrow.Copy !req
702. Do you want to eat
the chocolate?Copy !req
703. You go ahead.Copy !req
704. Are you coming downstairs?Copy !req
705. I'll be down in a minute.
I gotta go to work.Copy !req
706. You can't just take up
with some kid.Copy !req
707. You don't know who's
around or what they do.Copy !req
708. What if the kid has one of those
fucking playdates they have now?Copy !req
709. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
710. The kid don't have
any friends, okay?Copy !req
711. He don't even have an imaginary
friend unless he ditched him.Copy !req
712. He lives with his
drooling-ass old grandmother.Copy !req
713. And she sits in front
of the TV all the time.Copy !req
714. Every now and then she gets up
and plays soccer with her tits.Copy !req
715. You think she's
gonna rat me out?Copy !req
716. You fuck her?Copy !req
717. Jesus Christ, is everything
fucking sex with you?Copy !req
718. With me?
I fuck one person.Copy !req
719. I ain't out there
serial fornicating,Copy !req
720. Trying to float my liver,
drinking myself sillyCopy !req
721. 'cause I can't stand
what a piece of shit I am.Copy !req
722. What are you,
Sigmund sawed-off fucking Freud?Copy !req
723. Yeah, that's right.
Go ahead.Copy !req
724. Talk about my height.
Make it about something safe,Copy !req
725. 'cause you're an
emotional cripple.Copy !req
726. Your soul is dogshit.Copy !req
727. Every single fucking thing
about you is ugly.Copy !req
728. Come on, Lois.
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
729. Look who's here, Jimmy.Copy !req
730. Fine. Oh, good.Copy !req
731. Let's tell him what
you want for Christmas.Copy !req
732. I'm on my fucking
lunch break, okay?Copy !req
733. Are you insane?Copy !req
734. Management's
gonna hear about this.Copy !req
735. You think that's a threat?Copy !req
736. If you think you can
make my fucking life any worse,Copy !req
737. you go right ahead.Copy !req
738. Be my fucking guest.
Take a shot.Copy !req
739. в™Є It's the most wonderful time
Of the year в™ЄCopy !req
740. в™Є With the kids
Jingle-belling в™ЄCopy !req
741. в™Є And everyone telling you
"Be of good cheer" в™ЄCopy !req
742. в™Є It's the most wonderful
Time of the year в™ЄCopy !req
743. Just looking.Copy !req
744. Aah!Copy !req
745. Find everything
you're looking for?Copy !req
746. Um, yeah.
Thank you.Copy !req
747. Nothing I can help
you with, huh?Copy !req
748. No, no, I'm just...
looking at the gamesCopy !req
749. 'cause I have an Xbox.Copy !req
750. Um, what... w-what are you...Copy !req
751. Get your hands
out of my pants, man!Copy !req
752. You steal from the store,
you're stealing from me.Copy !req
753. Wh...Copy !req
754. What is this?Copy !req
755. I-I was gonna pay for it.Copy !req
756. Wrong answer. You know, when I look
at you, you know what I think?Copy !req
757. I think America has
a sad future ahead of it.Copy !req
758. And you're part of
this sorry-ass generation.Copy !req
759. What you want to be
when you grow up?Copy !req
760. I-I don't know.Copy !req
761. This MP3?Copy !req
762. Yeah.
Take it off.Copy !req
763. But m-my... my grandmother ga...Copy !req
764. Take it off!Copy !req
765. I don't care who gave it to you.Copy !req
766. Take it off.Copy !req
767. I don't care
if it choke you to death.Copy !req
768. Now, I want you to get
on out of here. Get!Copy !req
769. But can I have...
Get!Copy !req
770. Happy Kwanzaa.Copy !req
771. And pull your damn pants up!Copy !req
772. What's wrong with
you kids these days?Copy !req
773. Gin?
Yeah.Copy !req
774. Yeah, what do you need?Copy !req
775. I need you to run
a plate for me.Copy !req
776. It's Arizona plates.Copy !req
777. Hold on.
Let me get a pen.Copy !req
778. Is that it?Copy !req
779. For Christ's sake, make a moveCopy !req
780. and stick with it, would you?Copy !req
781. King me.Copy !req
782. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
783. You lousy, cheating little shit!Copy !req
784. You're fucking with me!Copy !req
785. Want to play again?Copy !req
786. Howdy.
Herb Gunner.Copy !req
787. I live two streets over
on Burning Trail Road.Copy !req
788. Uh, I don't think we've met.Copy !req
789. I'm Uncle Willie.Copy !req
790. Uh, I'm organizing
all the decorationsCopy !req
791. for the subdivision this year.
You mind if I come in?Copy !req
792. Yeah.Copy !req
793. I mean, yeah, I-I mind.Copy !req
794. Okay. Uh...Copy !req
795. will you be participating in our
luminarias program this year?Copy !req
796. What the hell is a lunamaria?
They're luminarias.Copy !req
797. Small sacks filled with
about a pound of sand each.Copy !req
798. Then we insert a candle
in the middle, we light it,Copy !req
799. and the bag glows.Copy !req
800. Then we line
all the sidewalks hereCopy !req
801. all around the neighborhood.Copy !req
802. Well, we don't celebrate
Christmas around here,Copy !req
803. so, um...Copy !req
804. we're, uh...
we're Muslims.Copy !req
805. Look, it's my first year
running this,Copy !req
806. and, uh, I'd like it if
there weren't any gaps in it.Copy !req
807. So what if I come by Christmas
Eve and do it for you?Copy !req
808. No, you know what? You don't have
to do that. I'll do it, all right?Copy !req
809. Yeah, me and the kid here,
we'll... We'll do something.Copy !req
810. Great.
Uh, I got the supplies.Copy !req
811. I'll just throw them in the garage.
Perfect.Copy !req
812. Awesome.Copy !req
813. Going in the garage.
Just so you know.Copy !req
814. You can bake
a delicious six-pound chicken,Copy !req
815. enough hot dogs and sausages
to feed a small army,Copy !req
816. not one, but two delicious
rotisserie chickens...Copy !req
817. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.Copy !req
818. A scrumptious 61/2 pound
standing rib roast,Copy !req
819. and everybody's favorite...
Baby back ribs.Copy !req
820. This is such a nice house.Copy !req
821. Needs a woman's touch, though.Copy !req
822. I just rent
the fucking place anyway.Copy !req
823. Yeah, I just rent stuff, too.Copy !req
824. Yeah?
Mmm.Copy !req
825. How long are you gonna be here?Copy !req
826. What? On the couch?Copy !req
827. No.Copy !req
828. In town.Copy !req
829. Uh, I don't know,
uh, just through the holidays.Copy !req
830. You know, then I'll move on.Copy !req
831. Mmm.Copy !req
832. So, do you like kids?Copy !req
833. Fuck, no!Copy !req
834. What, do you think I'm some
kind of pervert or something?Copy !req
835. I just mean because
you're Santa Claus.Copy !req
836. Oh.Copy !req
837. I like kids.
I really like kids.Copy !req
838. You do?
I love kids.Copy !req
839. Well, good.Copy !req
840. Yeah, they're something
else, those kids.Copy !req
841. And to tell you the truth...Copy !req
842. the fact of the matter is,
I'm not Santa.Copy !req
843. Like ya anyway.Copy !req
844. So...
you'll call me, right?Copy !req
845. Yeah. I'll call you.Copy !req
846. I'm gonna buy you some flowers...Copy !req
847. Some of those really
good expensive ones.Copy !req
848. Shut up.Copy !req
849. Bye.Copy !req
850. Roger, you're home.Copy !req
851. Let me fix you some sandwiches.Copy !req
852. What the fuck?Copy !req
853. Kid, what the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
854. Jesus Christ! Let me see it!
Let me see it!Copy !req
855. What the hell happened to you?Copy !req
856. I cut my hand
by mistake! Ow!Copy !req
857. Of course it was by mistake. Ow!Copy !req
858. Here, hold still.
Hold still.Copy !req
859. Oh! I
was just trying to help you!Copy !req
860. I forgot to say, "it's gonna
sting a little bit," that's all.Copy !req
861. Don't... Shouldn't I wrap it
in a T-shirt or something?Copy !req
862. Goddamn it.Copy !req
863. Hey, kid?Copy !req
864. Kid, you okay up there?Copy !req
865. You need a Band-Aid
or something?Copy !req
866. Oh, shit.Copy !req
867. You're late.Copy !req
868. Kids... Let me tell you...Copy !req
869. they run you ragged.Copy !req
870. Goddamn it!Copy !req
871. That's it.Copy !req
872. Goddamn it!Copy !req
873. Sweetheart,
don't romance 'em, now.Copy !req
874. Go on and get in there.
I can take it.Copy !req
875. Yeah.Copy !req
876. Gin, I got the info
on that Arizona plate.Copy !req
877. All right.
Now you're talking.Copy !req
878. Oh, ho... Hold on one minute.Copy !req
879. Baby, baby. Baby, baby.
Don't use that one.Copy !req
880. That's not the stuff.Copy !req
881. Use something
with some gloss to it.Copy !req
882. Yeah, that hard candy.
That's it right there.Copy !req
883. Let me get some of that. Yeah,
that's it.Copy !req
884. Okay.
Yeah, I'm back.Copy !req
885. The guy's Roger Merman.Copy !req
886. Guess where he is.
Give it to me.Copy !req
887. You... Ow!Copy !req
888. Damn it! What's wrong
with you, woman?Copy !req
889. Who are you?Copy !req
890. Your name Roger Merman?Copy !req
891. Yes. But...Copy !req
892. You doing three to six
for embezzlement?Copy !req
893. Uh, well, many accounting
questions are not cut-and-dried.Copy !req
894. Do you live at 41 Sage Terrace?Copy !req
895. Is it Grandma?Copy !req
896. Is my son all right?Copy !req
897. They're fine.Copy !req
898. Do you have any houseguests?Copy !req
899. Houseguests?Copy !req
900. Thank you for your time.
God bless.Copy !req
901. Well, hey, w-who are you?Copy !req
902. Houseguests?Copy !req
903. Little trick I learned
up at the North Pole.Copy !req
904. If you fry bologna,
it tastes like a hot dog.Copy !req
905. I thought you didn't
like sandwiches.Copy !req
906. Yeah, but, you see,
this is not a sandwich.Copy !req
907. A sandwich has
two pieces of breadCopy !req
908. with a bunch of junk on it.Copy !req
909. It's like a tostada.Copy !req
910. This isn't a tostada.Copy !req
911. There you go, granny.Copy !req
912. Little salsa here.Copy !req
913. Now it's a tostada.Copy !req
914. Have you seen
my advent calendar?Copy !req
915. What the fuck is it
with the advent calendar?Copy !req
916. Why are you so obsessed
with that goddamn thing?Copy !req
917. The story sucks anyway.Copy !req
918. I think I saw it out there
in the hallway.Copy !req
919. Really?
I think so.Copy !req
920. Looks like someone messed
with my advent calendar.Copy !req
921. What are you talking about?Copy !req
922. Let me see.Copy !req
923. Nobody messed with it.
It looks fine.Copy !req
924. Uhh!Copy !req
925. There's a candy corn
in this one.Copy !req
926. Well, they can't
all be winners, can they?Copy !req
927. Well... it's tough.Copy !req
928. Yeah?Copy !req
929. Yeah.Copy !req
930. Fucked, frankly.
He's...Copy !req
931. Clean...
Oh.Copy !req
932. As a fucking whistle.
Nothing?Copy !req
933. No.
Oh.Copy !req
934. Nothing. I mean shit.
Yeah.Copy !req
935. He curses.
Yeah?Copy !req
936. But never around children.
Oh.Copy !req
937. No criminal record.
Yeah.Copy !req
938. No parking tickets, for Christ's sake.
Nothing.Copy !req
939. No bad habits, even.
Oh.Copy !req
940. Sex, yeah.Copy !req
941. But man is a sexual being.
Yeah.Copy !req
942. Fucking Darwinian.
Oh.Copy !req
943. You can't do shit
about that, Jack. No.Copy !req
944. Hell, I wouldn't want to.Copy !req
945. No, of course not.
I-I'm not advocating celibacy.Copy !req
946. Hope not. It'd be the end
of the fucking human race.Copy !req
947. Yeah.Copy !req
948. Fucks large women.Copy !req
949. What can I say?Copy !req
950. Hey, look,
it's the retard again.Copy !req
951. Wedgie.Copy !req
952. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
953. (rip)Copy !req
954. Well, what the hell do you want?Copy !req
955. PokГ©mon!
Done.Copy !req
956. You probably shouldn't
be digging in your ass.Copy !req
957. Santa...Copy !req
958. Aw, jeez.Copy !req
959. Is that your underwear?
Part of it.Copy !req
960. Where the hell's the rest of it?Copy !req
961. No, actually, don't tell me. I don't
want to know. What do you want?Copy !req
962. I was thinking I wanted a purple
stuffed elephant, not pink.Copy !req
963. But now I changed my mind.Copy !req
964. Yeah, what? Now I don't
want an elephant at all.Copy !req
965. I want a gorilla named Davey
for beating upCopy !req
966. the skateboard kids
who pull on my underwear.Copy !req
967. And he could take his orders
from the talking walnut,Copy !req
968. so it wouldn't be my bad thing.Copy !req
969. Jesus, kid.Copy !req
970. When I was your age, I didn't
need no fucking gorilla,Copy !req
971. and I wasn't as big
as one of your legs.Copy !req
972. Four kids beat me up one time and
I went crying home to my daddy,Copy !req
973. and you know what he did?Copy !req
974. He made it all better?Copy !req
975. No, he kicked my ass.
You know why?Copy !req
976. 'Cause you went to the
bathroom on Mommy's dishes?Copy !req
977. What the fuck?Copy !req
978. No.Copy !req
979. He tried to teach you
not to cry and be a man?Copy !req
980. No. It's because he was
a mean, drunk son of a bitch.Copy !req
981. And when he wasn't busy
busting my ass,Copy !req
982. he was putting cigarettes
out on my neck.Copy !req
983. The world ain't fair.Copy !req
984. You gotta take what you need
when you can get it.Copy !req
985. You gotta learn
to stand up for yourself.Copy !req
986. You're gonna have
to quit being a pussyCopy !req
987. and kick these kids
in the balls or something.Copy !req
988. Or don't.
Shit, I don't care.Copy !req
989. Just leave me
the hell out of it.Copy !req
990. Now, get on out of here.Copy !req
991. Okay. Thanks, Santa.Copy !req
992. Go get the next
lucky boy or girl, okay?Copy !req
993. All right, next.Copy !req
994. Open the ropes there, Marcus.Copy !req
995. I know you?Copy !req
996. Not yet.Copy !req
997. Seven cities in seven years.Copy !req
998. Pretty impressive.Copy !req
999. The store changes,
your name changes.Copy !req
1000. But you always get away clean.Copy !req
1001. Yeah.Copy !req
1002. Pretty darn impressive.Copy !req
1003. Well, let's face the facts.Copy !req
1004. Y'all are a couple of
half-bucket small-timers.Copy !req
1005. And you, because of
your physical attributes,Copy !req
1006. you found a niche,
and I respect that.Copy !req
1007. But you also been caught.Copy !req
1008. By me.Copy !req
1009. So this is how it's gonna be.Copy !req
1010. I don't want to take over.Copy !req
1011. I don't even want to
change your scam.Copy !req
1012. Whatever you guys do, it works.Copy !req
1013. All I want is a taste.Copy !req
1014. And when the deed is done,
we part ways.Copy !req
1015. I'll buy a little ranch
in Havasu,Copy !req
1016. and you all take your little
medicine show back on the road.Copy !req
1017. How much?
Half.Copy !req
1018. No fucking way. You don't know
who you're fucking with.Copy !req
1019. Easy. Just back off, Will.
I got this.Copy !req
1020. I got this!Copy !req
1021. Okay, 30 percent.Copy !req
1022. There's three of us.
Thirty percent, that's fair.Copy !req
1023. Half.Copy !req
1024. I meant 33...
I meant half.Copy !req
1025. And 1/3.Copy !req
1026. Half.Copy !req
1027. Thirty-five.Copy !req
1028. Half.Copy !req
1029. Forty.Copy !req
1030. Half.Copy !req
1031. Forty-two.Copy !req
1032. Half.Copy !req
1033. Forty-five.Copy !req
1034. Half.Copy !req
1035. Forty-eight?Copy !req
1036. Half.Copy !req
1037. Forty-nine.Copy !req
1038. Half.Copy !req
1039. Well, what's one point?Copy !req
1040. We split the dough
right down the middle.Copy !req
1041. Any merchandise you take, I get
to look at and cherry-pick.Copy !req
1042. No! Money's one thing,
but you ain't gettin'...Copy !req
1043. This ain't no Chinese menu,
jackoff.Copy !req
1044. I tell you how it's gonna be.Copy !req
1045. This is pricks fix.Copy !req
1046. Pricks fix?Copy !req
1047. Aw, he's a fucking moron.Copy !req
1048. Oh, really? Is that how
you got the upper hand?Copy !req
1049. Fuck you.
Negotiating?Copy !req
1050. You don't like it,
next year, fuck off.Copy !req
1051. I can always get
another box jockey.Copy !req
1052. And I can get
another midget, too.Copy !req
1053. Yeah, where?Copy !req
1054. You see us hanging off
of fucking treesCopy !req
1055. like fucking crab apples?Copy !req
1056. And even if we did, you'd
never front your own racket.Copy !req
1057. You know why, Willie?Copy !req
1058. Because you got no discipline,Copy !req
1059. you got zero fucking initiative.Copy !req
1060. You'd fall apart without me.Copy !req
1061. You're just too
pathetic for words.Copy !req
1062. You're a fucking loser,
and you fucking know it.Copy !req
1063. в™Є To go
glidin' In a one-horse sleigh в™ЄCopy !req
1064. в™Є Giddyup, jingle horse
Pick up your feet в™ЄCopy !req
1065. в™Є Jingle around the clock в™ЄCopy !req
1066. в™Є Mix and mingle
In the jinglin' beat в™ЄCopy !req
1067. в™Є That's the jingle-bell rock в™ЄCopy !req
1068. Santa'll be here real soon,
kids, real soon.Copy !req
1069. в™Є Jingle bells chime
In jingle-bell time в™ЄCopy !req
1070. There he is. Look.
в™Є Dancin' and prancin' в™ЄCopy !req
1071. в™Є In jingle-bell square в™ЄCopy !req
1072. Oh, no.
в™Є In the frosty air в™ЄCopy !req
1073. в™Є What a bright time
It's the right time в™ЄCopy !req
1074. в™Є To rock the night away в™ЄCopy !req
1075. Oh, my God!
в™Є Jingle-bell time в™ЄCopy !req
1076. в™Є Is a swell time в™ЄCopy !req
1077. в™Є To go glidin'
In a one-horse sleigh в™ЄCopy !req
1078. в™Є Giddyup, jingle horse
Pick up your feet в™ЄCopy !req
1079. в™Є Jingle around the clock в™ЄCopy !req
1080. в™Є Mix and mingle
In the jinglin' beat... в™ЄCopy !req
1081. Sweet Jews for Jesus.Copy !req
1082. I pissed myself.Copy !req
1083. What the fuck you
think you doing?Copy !req
1084. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
1085. Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey. Hey.Copy !req
1086. Hey, come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
1087. Look, hey, hey, hey!
Come on, come on!Copy !req
1088. Look here.
Get him out of here.Copy !req
1089. I'll go smooth things over
with Chipeska.Copy !req
1090. Tell him food poisoning
or something.Copy !req
1091. What do you mean,
"Get him out of here"?Copy !req
1092. Take him to the car.Copy !req
1093. In case you hadn't noticed,
I'm a motherfucking dwarf.Copy !req
1094. So unless you got
a forklift handy,Copy !req
1095. maybe you should
lend a hand, hmm?Copy !req
1096. That figures. You want
all kind of set-asides.Copy !req
1097. Special treatment
'cause you're handicapped.Copy !req
1098. You all the same.
Special treatment?Copy !req
1099. I'm 3-foot fucking tall,
you asshole!Copy !req
1100. It's a matter of physics.Copy !req
1101. Draw me a sketch of how
I get him to the car, huh?Copy !req
1102. Bitch, bitch, bitch.Copy !req
1103. Sketch it up, you fucking moron.Copy !req
1104. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.Copy !req
1105. What'd you call me, thigh-high?Copy !req
1106. I called you
a fucking guinea homoCopy !req
1107. from the 15th fucking century,
you dickhead.Copy !req
1108. I could stick you up my ass,
small fry.Copy !req
1109. Yeah? You sure it ain't
too sore from last night?Copy !req
1110. You got some lip on you, midget.Copy !req
1111. Well, these lips were on
your wife's pussy last night.Copy !req
1112. Why don't you dust that
thing off once in a while?Copy !req
1113. Asshole.Copy !req
1114. I pissed my pants.
Oh, shut up.Copy !req
1115. Santa.Copy !req
1116. Santa?Copy !req
1117. What?Copy !req
1118. What are you doing?Copy !req
1119. Nothing.Copy !req
1120. You going to work today?Copy !req
1121. Not really.Copy !req
1122. You just gonna sit there?Copy !req
1123. Yeah.
Just let me alone, okay?Copy !req
1124. Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, kid?Copy !req
1125. Yeah?Copy !req
1126. I want you to take this letter.Copy !req
1127. When the paramedics come
to bag Santa up,Copy !req
1128. there's gonna be some cops here.Copy !req
1129. I want you to make sure that
those cops get that envelope.Copy !req
1130. What is it?Copy !req
1131. It just tells
all the bad things that...Copy !req
1132. What the fuck happened
to your eye?Copy !req
1133. Fucking little prick!Copy !req
1134. So you like to give
little kids black eyes, huh?Copy !req
1135. How 'bout you, huh?
You want some?Copy !req
1136. Anybody else?
Anybody else? Come on!Copy !req
1137. Yeah, there you go.Copy !req
1138. You know, I think
I've turned a corner.Copy !req
1139. Yeah?
You fucking petites now?Copy !req
1140. No. I'm not talking
about that.Copy !req
1141. I beat the shit
out of some kids today.Copy !req
1142. But it was for a purpose.Copy !req
1143. It made me feel good
about myself.Copy !req
1144. It was like I did something
constructive with my life.Copy !req
1145. I don't know.Copy !req
1146. Like I accomplished something.Copy !req
1147. You need many years of therapy.Copy !req
1148. Many, many, many
fucking years of therapy.Copy !req
1149. Okay,Copy !req
1150. you don't drink,
which is smart on your part.Copy !req
1151. But being sober can put you
at a disadvantageCopy !req
1152. when it comes to violence.Copy !req
1153. Me, I can't box
worth a shit, see.Copy !req
1154. But I'm good in a fight because
I can't feel anything.Copy !req
1155. You, you're gonna
feel everything.Copy !req
1156. Okay.Copy !req
1157. Now put your dukes up.
Let me see what you got.Copy !req
1158. This is bullshit!
Give me one good reasonCopy !req
1159. why I should even consider
doing this, right now.Copy !req
1160. 'Cause I let 2,000 kids
spit in my fucking faceCopy !req
1161. for your ass, that's why.Copy !req
1162. Now, I'm asking you
for this one thing.Copy !req
1163. Come on, look at the kid.Copy !req
1164. He is pathetic.Copy !req
1165. Yeah, he's just... I don't know,
he's just a little...Copy !req
1166. He's a fucking retard.Copy !req
1167. Yeah, well, let's show him
a couple of thingsCopy !req
1168. so he can defend himself, then.Copy !req
1169. Unless you're scared.Copy !req
1170. All right, then, now,
here's what's gonna happen.Copy !req
1171. All right,
Marcus is a bully, right?Copy !req
1172. He's gonna pull your
underwear up out of your pants.Copy !req
1173. Now, what do you do?
I don't know.Copy !req
1174. Goddamn it! What do you mean,
you don't know?Copy !req
1175. If somebody comes up
and wants to pull your underwearCopy !req
1176. up out of your fucking pants,
you have to get mad.Copy !req
1177. Yeah, kid, come on.
Get mad.Copy !req
1178. Scream at him.Copy !req
1179. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
1180. Listen at him.
He's a fucking faggot.Copy !req
1181. Loud! Scream!Copy !req
1182. Be loud! Be mean!Copy !req
1183. Piss him off! Come on!
Aah!Copy !req
1184. You don't hit people
in the balls, you asshole!Copy !req
1185. Aah!Copy !req
1186. What's wrong with you?
He's just a kid.Copy !req
1187. Fuck you, Willie!
Ow!Copy !req
1188. Goddamn it.Copy !req
1189. I told you I didn't
want to do this!Copy !req
1190. Making me... Ow!Copy !req
1191. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1192. Kid, maybe you shouldn't spend
so much time around me.Copy !req
1193. You sneaky little prick.Copy !req
1194. Fuck you!Copy !req
1195. You're a bastard!
Get off me!Copy !req
1196. Shut up. That's not even
what you said.Copy !req
1197. Oh, goddamn it,
I forgot about that.Copy !req
1198. Well, we can go in another room.Copy !req
1199. She does look
kind of still, does she?Copy !req
1200. Hey, Granny?Copy !req
1201. Hey, Granny.Copy !req
1202. Hey, there, Granny?Copy !req
1203. Oh, Granny.Copy !req
1204. Oh, my God.
The fuck...Copy !req
1205. Well, shit.Copy !req
1206. Roger!
God! Aah!Copy !req
1207. Damn it! Jesus Christ!
You're home.Copy !req
1208. Let me fix you some sandwiches.Copy !req
1209. Hello, little boy.Copy !req
1210. Hello. Santa,Copy !req
1211. I know that Christmas Eve
is in a couple days,Copy !req
1212. and you have to fly around
the whole worldCopy !req
1213. and give presents to everyone,
and you won't be around anymore.Copy !req
1214. Yeah?Copy !req
1215. So I thought I'd give you
your present now.Copy !req
1216. What the fuck is it?Copy !req
1217. It's a wooden pickle.Copy !req
1218. Why'd you paint it brown?
It's not paint.Copy !req
1219. It's blood from when I cut
my hand making it for you.Copy !req
1220. Oh.Copy !req
1221. Well, shit, kid, I don't know.Copy !req
1222. I...Copy !req
1223. Thanks.Copy !req
1224. You're welcome.Copy !req
1225. Good night, Santa.Copy !req
1226. Good night,
Mrs. Santa's sister.Copy !req
1227. Good night, sweetie.Copy !req
1228. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1229. That was so sweet.Copy !req
1230. He's a really sweet kid,
isn't he?Copy !req
1231. Yeah, I-I guess so.Copy !req
1232. Come on, baby.Copy !req
1233. Come here.Copy !req
1234. What?Copy !req
1235. Oh, nothing.
I'm all right.Copy !req
1236. Just a little tired.Copy !req
1237. Oh.Copy !req
1238. Santa!Copy !req
1239. Goddamn it!
Whoa! Shit!Copy !req
1240. Want to see my report card?Copy !req
1241. You scared the holy shit
out of me.Copy !req
1242. Think I did good?Copy !req
1243. How would I know? I haven't
seen the fucking thing yet.Copy !req
1244. Who the fuck is Thurman? Is that
you? Is your name Thurman?Copy !req
1245. Yeah.Copy !req
1246. Thurman Merman?Copy !req
1247. Yeah.Copy !req
1248. Jesus.Copy !req
1249. So you think I did good?Copy !req
1250. What do you care
what I think, anyway?Copy !req
1251. Well, I guess you did
better than I did.Copy !req
1252. I never got any B's.Copy !req
1253. I thought maybe at least
since I did good in school,Copy !req
1254. maybe you'd bring me a present.Copy !req
1255. 'Cause last year
and the year before that,Copy !req
1256. you didn't bring me
any presents.Copy !req
1257. Even though I'm a dipshit loser.Copy !req
1258. Jesus fucking Christ, kid!Copy !req
1259. Why do you talk about
yourself that way?Copy !req
1260. Let me give you some news.Copy !req
1261. I'm not Santa Claus, all right?Copy !req
1262. Take a look at me.
Do I look like Santa Claus?Copy !req
1263. As a matter of fact,
I'm living fucking proofCopy !req
1264. that there's not a Santa Claus.Copy !req
1265. I know there's no Santa.Copy !req
1266. I just thought maybe you'd
want to give me a presentCopy !req
1267. 'cause we're friends.Copy !req
1268. Good night, Gin.
Good night.Copy !req
1269. Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph.Copy !req
1270. What is the problem now?Copy !req
1271. I'm sorry. The van stalled.Copy !req
1272. Will you give us a jump, please?Copy !req
1273. I'll be dipped in dog shit.Copy !req
1274. Do I look like
an auto mechanic to you?Copy !req
1275. I appreciate it.Copy !req
1276. All right, small fry,
help yourself.Copy !req
1277. I can't reach it.Copy !req
1278. Jesus Christ, give me that.Copy !req
1279. Thanks.Copy !req
1280. All right, hit it.Copy !req
1281. Merry Christmas Eve.Copy !req
1282. в™Є Have yourself
A merry little Christmas в™ЄCopy !req
1283. Got you a little something.Copy !req
1284. You shouldn't have.Copy !req
1285. You should put that stuff
in the kitchen.Copy !req
1286. Goddamn, you look good.Copy !req
1287. в™Є Our troubles
Will be out of sight в™ЄCopy !req
1288. Here you go.Copy !req
1289. в™Є Have yourself
A merry little Christmas в™ЄCopy !req
1290. Little behind there, sweetie?Copy !req
1291. We don't need
any more of this shit.Copy !req
1292. "Christmas keeps us connected
to each other in peace.Copy !req
1293. The angel is going to tell
everyone in the world."Copy !req
1294. Aspirin?Copy !req
1295. в™Є As in olden days в™ЄCopy !req
1296. в™Є Happy golden days of yore в™ЄCopy !req
1297. в™Є Faithful friends
Who are dear to us в™ЄCopy !req
1298. в™Є Gather near to us
Once more в™ЄCopy !req
1299. в™Є Through the years
We all will be together в™ЄCopy !req
1300. в™Є If the fates allow в™ЄCopy !req
1301. в™Є Until then, we'll have
To muddle through somehow в™ЄCopy !req
1302. в™Є So have yourself
A merry little Christmas now в™ЄCopy !req
1303. в™Є Through the years
We all will be together в™ЄCopy !req
1304. в™Є If the fates allow в™ЄCopy !req
1305. в™Є Hang a shining star
Upon the highest bough в™ЄCopy !req
1306. в™Є And have yourself в™ЄCopy !req
1307. в™Є A merry little Christmas в™ЄCopy !req
1308. в™Є Now в™ЄCopy !req
1309. Shit. Jesus.Copy !req
1310. Santa?Copy !req
1311. What?Copy !req
1312. I was gonna make
some sandwiches.Copy !req
1313. I could make you one
before you leave.Copy !req
1314. Listen, kid, I-I don't know.
I got shit to do and everything.Copy !req
1315. I... I mean...Copy !req
1316. Okay, make me some sandwiches.Copy !req
1317. I gotta go to the mall
and talk to somebody,Copy !req
1318. and I'll be back.Copy !req
1319. For dinner?
Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah.Copy !req
1320. How many sandwiches do you want?Copy !req
1321. Uh... a bunch.Copy !req
1322. How much lettuce do you want?Copy !req
1323. I-I don't know.
The usual amount.Copy !req
1324. Whatever the hell people do.
Just whatever you think.Copy !req
1325. Okay.Copy !req
1326. Have a very merry Christmas.
Good night.Copy !req
1327. Merry Christmas.
Good night.Copy !req
1328. Good night.
Okay! Happy holiday!Copy !req
1329. Attention, shoppers,Copy !req
1330. the store will be closing
in five minutes.Copy !req
1331. We wish you all
a merry Christmas,Copy !req
1332. a happy Hanukkah,
and a joyous Kwanzaa.Copy !req
1333. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
1334. Good night.Copy !req
1335. Good night.
Good night.Copy !req
1336. Aaaah!Copy !req
1337. Whoa! Unh!Copy !req
1338. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1339. What?Copy !req
1340. What?Copy !req
1341. It's a Kitnerboy Redoubt.Copy !req
1342. So?
Remember Andy Pitz?Copy !req
1343. Andy Pitzorella?
Yeah.Copy !req
1344. When I was in the joint
with him, he told meCopy !req
1345. the Kitnerboy Redoubt
can't be cracked.Copy !req
1346. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
1347. Are you telling me
that after I propped you up,Copy !req
1348. held you together,
smiled for all those kids,Copy !req
1349. danced for all those
fucking housewivesCopy !req
1350. in a fucking lime-green,
fucking velvet elf costume,Copy !req
1351. that you cannot get
in this fucking safe?Copy !req
1352. Is that what
you telling me? Huh?Copy !req
1353. Fuck.Copy !req
1354. Shit.Copy !req
1355. 34C.Copy !req
1356. Aw, fuck!Copy !req
1357. Piece of cake.Copy !req
1358. I gotta get one more thing.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
1359. Oh, shit.
Which one did he say?Copy !req
1360. I'll bet the store dick
don't want this.Copy !req
1361. Store dick don't want shit.Copy !req
1362. What do you mean?Copy !req
1363. Store dick's dead.Copy !req
1364. Store dick don't want shit.Copy !req
1365. He's dead, huh?Copy !req
1366. I didn't even know he was sick.Copy !req
1367. Willie, this has been
a long time coming.Copy !req
1368. Every year, you're worse.
Every year, less reliable.Copy !req
1369. More booze, more bullshit,Copy !req
1370. more buttfucking.Copy !req
1371. Sure, the three B's.Copy !req
1372. You gotta be able
to rely, Willie.Copy !req
1373. You people are monsters.Copy !req
1374. There's no joy in this for me.Copy !req
1375. I'm not talking about
you taking me out.Copy !req
1376. That part, I get.Copy !req
1377. But look at all that shit.Copy !req
1378. Do you really need
all that shit?Copy !req
1379. For Christ's sakes,
it's Christmas.Copy !req
1380. Goodbye, Willie.Copy !req
1381. Drop the gun!Copy !req
1382. Where did you come from?
Shit. The fucking kid.Copy !req
1383. Marcus, hop on!Copy !req
1384. Fuck me.Copy !req
1385. Hey, hey!Copy !req
1386. This is Christmas, and the kid's
getting his fucking present.Copy !req
1387. Halt! Police!
Put your hands up!Copy !req
1388. I said freeze!
Freeze!Copy !req
1389. Aah!Copy !req
1390. Dear kid...Copy !req
1391. I hope that you got my presentCopy !req
1392. and that there wasn't
too much blood on it,Copy !req
1393. although there was blood
on the present you gave me,Copy !req
1394. which didn't keep me
from enjoying it.Copy !req
1395. So maybe the blood doesn't
matter so much, I guess.Copy !req
1396. Anyway, just in case
they took it as evidence,Copy !req
1397. I'm also sending you a t-shirt.Copy !req
1398. I hope it's the right size.Copy !req
1399. I'm healing up good,Copy !req
1400. and they tell me that
I will soon be 100 percent,Copy !req
1401. even with 8 bullets
dug out of me,Copy !req
1402. because they didn't
hit any vital organs,Copy !req
1403. just my liver,
which is fucked anyway.Copy !req
1404. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1405. Thank you for giving
that letter to the cops.Copy !req
1406. I forgot I asked you to do it,Copy !req
1407. but it's a good thing you did
or Santa's little helperCopy !req
1408. would've plugged his ass.Copy !req
1409. And now the cops know
I wrote it,Copy !req
1410. which is gonna
keep my ass out of jail.Copy !req
1411. That, plus everyone agreeingCopy !req
1412. that the Phoenix
Police DepartmentCopy !req
1413. shooting an unarmed SantaCopy !req
1414. was even more fucked up
than Rodney King.Copy !req
1415. The cops are treating me
like fucking royalty now,Copy !req
1416. which is new in my experience.Copy !req
1417. They're gonna make me
a sensitivity counselorCopy !req
1418. so that tragedies like thisCopy !req
1419. will never again embarrass
the whole fucking department.Copy !req
1420. Meanwhile, I told the copsCopy !req
1421. you had no one to
take the fuck care of you,Copy !req
1422. so they set it up with
Mrs. Santa's sisterCopy !req
1423. watching you
till your dad gets backCopy !req
1424. in one year and three months.Copy !req
1425. They made her a guardian
pro temp or some such shit.Copy !req
1426. Anyway, she seems to like
you and your house and Jacuzzi.Copy !req
1427. I sent her some money,Copy !req
1428. so if you play your cards right,Copy !req
1429. you can probably get her
to buy you something.Copy !req
1430. As for my little helper,
I'm sorry to have to tell youCopy !req
1431. that him and his
prune-faced, mail-order wifeCopy !req
1432. are gonna be exploring
mountains with your dad.Copy !req
1433. I hope your dad doesn't go
sucking shit from themCopy !req
1434. like I did.Copy !req
1435. They're supposed to let me
out of this hospital room soon,Copy !req
1436. so get some sandwiches ready.Copy !req
1437. Until then, don't take
no shit from nobody,Copy !req
1438. least of all yourself.Copy !req
1439. Ho-ho-ho.Copy !req
1440. Your pal, Santa.Copy !req
1441. Hey, loser.Copy !req
1442. I hear your buddy's not here
to protect you anymore.Copy !req
1443. See you got me a new bike.Copy !req
1444. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1445. I'm talking to you, fat-ass!Copy !req
1446. Aah!Copy !req
1447. в™Є It wouldn't be Christmas
Without you в™ЄCopy !req
1448. в™Є Can't fool me
I know it's true в™ЄCopy !req
1449. в™Є Merry Christmas
Merry la-la-la в™ЄCopy !req
1450. в™Є And it wouldn't be Christmas
Without you в™ЄCopy !req
1451. в™Є Can't fool me
I know it's true в™ЄCopy !req
1452. в™Є Merry Christmas
Merry la-la-la в™ЄCopy !req
1453. в™Є Making my friends
Out of snow в™ЄCopy !req
1454. в™Є It's Christmas
And I'm all alone в™ЄCopy !req
1455. в™Є But it won't bring me down в™ЄCopy !req
1456. в™Є 'Cause Christmas cheer
Is all around в™ЄCopy !req
1457. в™Є And it wouldn't be Christmas
Without you в™ЄCopy !req
1458. в™Є Can't fool me
I know it's true в™ЄCopy !req
1459. в™Є Merry Christmas
Merry la-la-la в™ЄCopy !req
1460. в™Є And it wouldn't be Christmas
Without you в™ЄCopy !req
1461. в™Є Can't fool me
I know it's true в™ЄCopy !req
1462. в™Є Merry Christmas
Merry la-la-la в™ЄCopy !req
1463. в™Є Santa Claus
Is flying high в™ЄCopy !req
1464. в™Є Across the frosty
Winter sky в™ЄCopy !req
1465. в™Є I'm gonna find him
And my toys в™ЄCopy !req
1466. в™Є He's in a band
That just makes noise в™ЄCopy !req
1467. в™Є And it wouldn't be Christmas
Without you в™ЄCopy !req
1468. в™Є Can't fool me
I know it's true в™ЄCopy !req
1469. в™Є Merry Christmas
Merry la-la-la в™ЄCopy !req
1470. в™Є And it wouldn't be Christmas
Without you в™ЄCopy !req
1471. в™Є Can't fool me
I know it's true в™ЄCopy !req
1472. в™Є Merry Christmas
Merry la-la-la в™ЄCopy !req
1473. (Swag Music Group's "Christmas
plays )"Copy !req
1474. в™Є Christmas в™Є
в™Є The snow's comin' down в™ЄCopy !req
1475. в™Є Christmas в™Є
в™Є I'm watchin' it fall в™ЄCopy !req
1476. в™Є Christmas в™Є
в™Є Lots of people around в™ЄCopy !req
1477. в™Є Christmas в™Є
в™Є Baby, please come home в™ЄCopy !req
1478. в™Є They're singin'
"Deck The Halls" в™ЄCopy !req
1479. в™Є But it's not like Christmas
At all в™ЄCopy !req
1480. в™Є I remember
When you were here в™ЄCopy !req
1481. в™Є And all the fun we had
Last year в™ЄCopy !req
1482. в™Є Baby, please come home в™Є
в™Є Christmas в™ЄCopy !req
1483. в™Є Oh в™Є
в™Є Christmas в™ЄCopy !req
1484. в™Є Baby, please come home в™Є
в™Є Christmas в™ЄCopy !req
1485. в™Є Baby, please come home в™Є
в™Є Christmas в™ЄCopy !req