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37. - Guys, hey, it's Pearce!
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39. - Oh, yes!
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44. - Sorry. Ah!
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45. Sorry. Sorry.
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46. - Oh my God, babe.
- Party with the boys!
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47. - Sorry. Oh, hey, is
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49. - Just get in the car,
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53. - Lock him in there.
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skinny dipping.
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56. - Woo!
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62. I think
I'm gonna crush
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66. Fuck yeah, bro.
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67. Someone's lube
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68. - Yeah!
- Yeah, best weekend ever.
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69. I can't wait!
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70. - Pais isn't shy. Are you, Pais?
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71. - Not at all.
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72. - Ah!
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74. - Oh my gosh.
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75. - God, it's so
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76. - Babe!
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77. - You're on camera! God!
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86. Ooh, Chad!
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87. - Ow!
- Let's go, bitches!
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88. Oh my God.
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89. Babe!
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90. - Boom! Yes!
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91. Hey, uh-
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92. - Oh my God, babe!
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93. - Welcome to paradise, fam!
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98. - Go low, bro. Uh.
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All ours, baby.
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100. - Dope, bro!
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101. - Hey, guys, guys, guys,
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104. There could be, like, animals
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107. - Okay, Dad.
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109. 'Cause I don't want anyone
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110. - What about the mosquitoes
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111. Don't forget to use a condom!
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112. Fuck yeah, dude.
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113. - Wait, wait. Say it
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114. - I'm just saying UV
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this time of year.
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116. - You know what else
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117. Me spraying it in
your face, bitch.
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118. - Bye.
- So unsanitary.
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119. - Loser!
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120. - Don't forget the bags, bro.
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121. Bro, this is what I'm hitting
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122. What's up?
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123. Hey, those work-outs
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124. - Call master! Call master!
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125. Shotgun on master, baby.
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126. Guys.
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127. All right, let's
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128. What's the
second amendment?
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129. - Oh.
- It's giving
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130. cottage core toxic
masculinity retro vibes.
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131. - Masculine as fuck, babe.
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132. - Bro,
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samurai or some shit?
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134. - Hah, no, bro.
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135. He runs a few painkiller
pill mills in Florida.
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136. I'm gonna work for him soon.
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137. Dude makes some mad bank, bro.
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138. - What's the Wi-Fi here?
I have, like, zero signal.
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139. - Uh, I don't know
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140. You know, this is his
off-the-ground kinda stuff.
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141. - What?
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142. - Oh my...
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143. - Great, I'm gonna
redneck swamp house,
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144. and I can't even post about it.
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145. Oh.
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146. - Hope, just 'cause
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147. doesn't mean you get to kill
the fucking vibes, okay?
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148. - Step-sister.
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149. - Whatever.
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150. We can all survive for three
days without it, right?
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151. All right, let's all, you
know, go set our shit down.
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152. Maybe chill for a
little bit in our rooms,
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153. - Okay.
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154. - Then do some shots, baby!
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155. - Yes!
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156. It's time to rage!
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157. - Fuck yeah.
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158. Babe, hurry up. I'm horny.
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159. Come on, babe. We're
about to break this bed.
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160. Woo! Spring break!
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161. - Oh!
- Yes!
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162. - Yeah, that's
right. What you got?
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163. Oh, oh, physical!
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164. Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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165. Look at that
fucking ass you got.
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166. - Does it look good?
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167. - Yeah. That stick
that out, baby.
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168. Oh, yeah. Right there.
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169. Fuck yeah.
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170. - Yeah, squeeze that shit.
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171. Aw, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.
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172. Sarah's not gonna know
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173. Gotta get the obliques.
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175. - Woo!
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176. Looks
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177. Oh!
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178. - Oh, that was good. Woo.
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179. - Damn, babe. Look at that ass.
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180. - Ooh.
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181. Oh, yeah.
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183. Let's party!
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184. Woo, ooh!
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185. - O-M-G. Fit check.
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186. You guys are so fucking cute.
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187. - Tell me this is
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188. I got the pants from Shein.
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189. - Oh my God, babe, take a
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190. - Of course.
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191. - Get on that, boy.
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192. - All right. Everyone
say "tequila"!
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193. - Baby.
- Tequila!
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199. Sorry, babe. God damn.
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202. Yeah!
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203. - Let me see.
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205. - Babe.
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206. - Big yikes. We can
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207. - Party Sam flying in!
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210. - What?
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211. What? No, this is a nice shirt.
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212. It's totally in
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213. - You're giving single
dad freeloader vibes.
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214. - Yeah.
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215. - It's a nice shirt,
Sam. I like it.
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217. - Yeah.
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218. - Hope likes it.
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219. - Okay, Hope. Don't
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220. - Actually, we probably
should eat something, right?
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221. I mean, if we're gonna
be drinking all day.
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222. Good point.
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223. - Okay, so for now, I was
thinking we would do snackies.
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224. I'm making this vegan
dip recipe from Goop,
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225. and then later, I got us
gluten-free pizza rolls.
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226. They're, like, bomb.
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227. - Yeah.
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228. - Perfect. That sounds so good.
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229. - Oh, yeah, guys, I also have
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bars in the closet.
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231. - Fuck that. Let's
do another shot.
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232. - Yes!
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233. - Wait, save it. The real
toast will be outside.
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234. - Yeah?
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235. - Oh my God, wait, are
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236. - What? No.
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238. Okay, so did you guys bring
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239. - I don't know why.
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241. - Just get it and meet
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242. - Whatever.
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243. - Maybe it's not a good...
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245. - All right.
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246. God, hurry up, Hope.
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247. - "God, hurry up, Hope."
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248. - Hope.
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lake, you know,
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254. and how I'm super
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255. and hiking and all of that.
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265. - Are you gonna tell us
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266. It's spring break. I
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267. - Yeah, I'd actually
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268. - Okay, I'm gonna film
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269. and, at the end, you
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270. We're gonna throw our laptops
into the water at the end.
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271. - Wait, what?
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272. - Yeah.
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273. - Wait, wait, wait,
guys, guys, guys.
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276. - This is a hundred percent
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278. - Yes! I love it!
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279. - Okay, are you ready?
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280. - Wait, wait, guys, guys.
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281. We can not throw our laptops
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282. These belong to the school,
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283. and it's a complete
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284. Bro!
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285. - Think of your
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286. - Bro, stop being such
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290. Don't ruin her dreams, my guy.
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291. - Yeah, and the school's just
gonna give us new ones anyway,
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292. and fuck that
capitalist institution.
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293. - I'll need a refill here, Chad.
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294. - Whatever, Hope.
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295. - Chad!
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296. Thanks, bro.
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297. - Bro.
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298. - I dedicate this toast
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301. and we say no!
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302. We say fuck that! We're
young, wild, and free!
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303. Cheers to Gen Z.
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304. We party. We love.
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306. Cheers to us, to life, and
to saying fuck the normalcy
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307. and screw their
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308. Cheers, bitches!
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309. Woo!
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310. Let's go!
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311. Woo!
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312. - YOLO!
- Slay!
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313. Get it!
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315. Yes.
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316. - Girl, I had literal
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317. That was so slay.
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319. - Major slay.
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320. - Ooh!
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321. Well, it would have been perfect
if Hope didn't fuck it up.
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322. - I'm not throwing my computer
into a lake for a TikTok.
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323. - Babe, it's still
gonna be fire AF.
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324. - All right, who wants to
go play some beer pong?
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325. - Me!
- Fuck yeah!
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326. Let's go!
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327. - Hey, it'll be al right.
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328. - Yeah, no, I know. Totally.
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329. I just had a story on
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330. - Oh. You're a writer, huh?
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331. - Oh, no, no, not really.
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332. I mean, not a good one anyways.
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333. Just some stupid short stories.
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334. - Well, I'd like to
read them one day.
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335. Hey, let's go get drunk and
try to have some fun, huh?
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336. I hear the vegan Goop
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337. - Yeah, sure.
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338. - Fuck!
- Yeah!
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339. Hope, can you
even see over the table?
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340. The only thing you can
make is good grades, Hope.
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341. Oh, God,
that was so garbage!
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342. I can't believe I'm
almost related to you.
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343. Oh, Sam.
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344. Oh!
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345. - Hope, put your balls in my
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346. - Okay. You first.
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347. - Right here, Hope.
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348. Aw, fuck!
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349. You got this.
- Garbage.
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350. - Oh, shit!
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351. You wanna step outside, bro?
- Sorry, sorry.
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353. - Shit.
- All right, bro.
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You got this, bro.
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- Laser focus, bro.
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356. - Damn!
- Fuck!
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357. - Bro!
- Okay, so-
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358. - We practice every day!
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359. All those times in
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360. We trained for this, bro.
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361. - I know, bro.
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362. - It's all right. I got this.
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363. Like usual, I'll carry the team.
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364. Bro, what you need to do,
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365. you dip the ball and
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366. Then you spank it.
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367. Then you close your
eyes and use the force.
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368. Boom! Oh, yes!
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369. Let's go, bro!
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370. These bitches ain't
got shit on us.
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371. - That's what I'm
fucking for, bro!
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372. - Wait, wait, bro.
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373. What is that, five
wins now, zero losses?
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374. Y'all better get
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375. - Whatever.
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376. - Hey, guys, fair game.
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377. - Come on, bro.
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378. - Oh, shit, bro!
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379. - Oh, no!
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380. - This is my fucking song,
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381. - This slaps!
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382. - Hey, babe.
- Hey.
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383. - Are you kicking
these guys' asses?
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384. - Oh, you know the
fucking vibes, babe.
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385. - Oh, you're so
hot when you win.
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386. - Okay, you guys.
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390. to show that we did our part
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391. Who's down?
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- Yeah.
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393. - You mean the lands you all
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394. - That was different.
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395. - Oh, right.
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396. - Whoa, ladies, chill.
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399. - Amen, bro!
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400. - Let's play.
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401. God's plan, bro.
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402. - Aw, you two are
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403. You should totally hook up.
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404. - What?
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405. - We all know you want to.
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406. - That's ridiculous.
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407. - Yeah, I can tell Sam
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408. - Oh, baby dick.
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409. - No, I don't. What
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410. - I got it. I'm
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412. - Yeah.
- Look, guys.
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414. We should all probably
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415. - Fucking lightweight, bro.
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416. - All right, how about this?
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418. - Yes!
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419. - If we lose, we never
give you two shit again.
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420. - Hm.
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421. - I don't think that's a good-
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422. - Done. We're in.
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423. - Ooh, Hope's got some balls.
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424. We are?
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425. - Yeah, because I
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426. - I think I'm out, bro.
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427. - What? Bro.
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428. - No cap.
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429. - Bro! Bro, what?
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430. - Sorry, bro.
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431. - Oh!
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432. Oh, yes. This guy.
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433. Get it, homie. Yes!
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434. - We're gonna go
look at the stars.
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435. - Yeah.
- Yeah, look at the stars.
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436. - Oh, yeah, sure you are.
- Nice.
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437. Yeah.
- Have fun, you two.
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438. - Oh, man. I love him.
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439. Hey, babe.
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441. - Yeah, it is.
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442. It's a four-way
up in this bitch.
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443. Let's play.
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444. Babe,
do you think I can
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the fucking lake?
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446. Oh my God, babe.
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447. You could do anything
you set your heart to.
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448. - Heh, yeah. I fucking can.
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449. Babe, do you think
this stuff on the lake
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450. is the frogs getting high?
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451. - Oh my God. Totally.
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452. - So fucking cool.
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453. - You're, like, so smart.
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454. - I know, babe. I know.
Copy !req
455. Babe, how long do you
think this lake is?
Copy !req
456. - Wow, babe. It's,
like, so long.
Copy !req
457. - I think it goes for,
like, miles, babe.
Copy !req
458. You look so fucking
pretty, babe.
Copy !req
459. - Is this what you want?
Copy !req
460. - Uh-huh.
Copy !req
461. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
462. God damn. Your tits
are so fire, babe.
Copy !req
463. You have such
fucking amazing tits.
Copy !req
464. I've never been on
no dairy farm before,
Copy !req
465. but I could milk these
things all fucking day.
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466. - Yeah?
Copy !req
467. - Oh, for sure.
Copy !req
468. - Aw, fuck.
Copy !req
469. - What?
Copy !req
470. - I left the rubbers
in the room, babe.
Copy !req
471. - Seriously?
Copy !req
472. - I know. I fucked up.
Copy !req
473. - Well, maybe you could try
finally going down on me.
Copy !req
474. You said, one day, you'd try it.
Copy !req
475. - Ah.
Copy !req
476. Babe, you know, it's just,
like, totally not my thing.
Copy !req
477. Plus, I think I hurt my neck
Copy !req
478. lifting with Chad the other day.
Copy !req
479. I totally will though,
soon. I promise.
Copy !req
480. - Fine.
Copy !req
481. - Let me make it
up to you, babe.
Copy !req
482. Sit right there, babe.
Copy !req
483. - Oh, yes, sir.
Copy !req
484. Ooh.
Copy !req
485. Yeah, baby.
Copy !req
486. - Don't even think about
taking this blindfold off,
Copy !req
487. or you're gonna be in
big, big, big trouble.
Copy !req
488. - Mm.
Copy !req
489. I love it when you
order me around.
Copy !req
490. - Yeah, you do, babe.
Copy !req
491. BRB. I'm fucking
lightning quick.
Copy !req
492. - No way you make this.
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493. No fucking way.
Copy !req
494. Told you! You hit me
right in the dick.
Copy !req
495. - Baby boy, where are you?
Copy !req
496. Pearce?
Copy !req
497. Pearce, come on. I'm cold.
Copy !req
498. I need someone to warm me up.
Copy !req
499. You could say it's
getting a little nippy.
Copy !req
500. Pearce!
Copy !req
501. OMG.
Copy !req
502. Babe, come on. Don't
waste a good time.
Copy !req
503. You are, like, totally
drying me up right now.
Copy !req
504. Babe, I'm seriously, like,
so un-horny right now.
Copy !req
505. I didn't even hear you come out.
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506. You're, like, so still.
Copy !req
507. Babe, knock it off
and come here already.
Copy !req
508. Okay. I'm done.
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509. OMG!
Copy !req
510. - No way.
Copy !req
511. told you! You suck, again!
Copy !req
512. - You still ready for me?
Copy !req
513. I'm all bricked up for you!
Copy !req
514. Huh?
Copy !req
515. Babe?
Copy !req
516. You know I don't like
hide and seek, bro.
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517. Fine, fine, fine.
Copy !req
518. I'm gonna find
you, and when I do,
Copy !req
519. bad girl getting punished!
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520. Big time.
Copy !req
521. I got you.
Copy !req
522. Paisley?
Copy !req
523. If you're swimming in
there, you're dumb as hell.
Copy !req
524. There's snakes
and shit in there.
Copy !req
525. Fuck.
Copy !req
526. Okay.
Copy !req
527. I give up.
Copy !req
528. This game's dumb as hell.
Copy !req
529. It's fine. I don't even
wanna bang anymore.
Copy !req
530. I'll just be sitting here,
drinking solo I guess,
Copy !req
531. holding my dick.
Copy !req
532. Fucking condoms.
Copy !req
533. Shit ruins everything.
Copy !req
534. What a fucking
bummer of a night.
Copy !req
535. Bro.
Copy !req
536. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
Copy !req
537. - Hope sucks, Hope
sucks, Hope sucks!
Copy !req
538. You suck so bad!
Copy !req
539. Come on, dork.
Copy !req
540. - Fuck!
- Yes!
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541. - I did it!
- Bitches!
Copy !req
542. - I can't believe I did that!
- Yeah!
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543. - You said you were good!
Copy !req
544. - Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
545. What about balls back?
Copy !req
546. - Yes.
Copy !req
547. - What the fuck is ball's back?
Copy !req
548. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
Copy !req
549. We don't play those
stupid frat boy rules.
Copy !req
550. We won. You lost.
Copy !req
551. Drink up.
Copy !req
552. Glug, glug,
glug, glug, glug.
Copy !req
553. - Wait. Did you guys hear that?
Copy !req
554. - Hear what?
Copy !req
555. - No, turn the music down.
I think I heard screaming.
Copy !req
556. - Hell yeah, you did.
Copy !req
557. My boy's probably out there,
just tearing that ass up!
Copy !req
558. - No, no, no. I think
I heard something too.
Copy !req
559. - Hope, what are you doing?
Copy !req
560. - Just hold on. Shh.
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561. - Okay.
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562. - I don't hear anything.
Copy !req
563. - I guess Pearce
is a two-pump chum.
Copy !req
564. - No, babe. That's not true.
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565. Not my boy. Trust me.
Copy !req
566. I taught him how to fuck.
Copy !req
567. Cool.
Copy !req
568. Ugh. This is dumb as hell.
Copy !req
569. See?
Copy !req
570. He's good. Totally fine.
Copy !req
571. - Where's Paisley?
I don't see her.
Copy !req
572. - I don't know, babe.
Copy !req
573. She's probably out there looking
for reception or some shit.
Copy !req
574. - He isn't moving.
Why isn't he moving?
Copy !req
575. - You're right.
Copy !req
576. - Post-nut clarity is
a real thing, guys.
Copy !req
577. Relax, and look at
him. He is 100% chill.
Copy !req
578. Oh, shit!
- It's looking right at us!
Copy !req
579. All right. Stay here.
Copy !req
580. - Oh my God, oh
my God, oh my God.
Copy !req
581. - It's okay. It's okay.
Copy !req
582. Shh, shh. Does
anybody have a phone?
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583. - Oh my God.
Copy !req
584. - Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I do. I do.
Copy !req
585. Call the cops.
Copy !req
586. - Fuck! There's no
fucking service, bro!
Copy !req
587. Shit.
Copy !req
588. - It's gonna kill us! Did
you see what it did to him?
Copy !req
589. - No, it won't,
babe. No, it won't.
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590. He can't see us.
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591. He's not tall enough to look
over this wall, babe. Trust.
Copy !req
592. - Chad's right. He can't see us.
Copy !req
593. - No.
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594. - He?
Copy !req
595. - What?
Copy !req
596. - Well, you said "he."
Copy !req
597. How do you know it's a he?
Copy !req
598. It could be a she or a they or-
Copy !req
599. - What the fuck
difference does it make?
Copy !req
600. It just ate your friends!
Copy !req
601. - Oh, fuck, fuck!
- Oh my God!
Copy !req
602. - It's ramming the door.
It's ramming the door.
Copy !req
603. - Huh?
Copy !req
604. Okay.
Copy !req
605. See? I told you it can't get in.
Copy !req
606. The fuck?
Copy !req
607. Oh, shit. How did it
get up there so fast?
Copy !req
608. - Oh my God.
Copy !req
609. - You guys, it's on
the fucking roof.
Copy !req
610. - Oh my God. It's leaving.
Copy !req
611. - Thank God.
Copy !req
612. - Yeah, for now. It
knows where to find us.
Copy !req
613. - That scream.
Copy !req
614. - What?
Copy !req
615. - That scream you heard earlier,
it sounded like Paisley.
Copy !req
616. - You think she
could still be alive?
Copy !req
617. - I don't know. Maybe.
Copy !req
618. You guys, she could
still be out there.
Copy !req
619. - Yeah, as his
fucking bait, bro.
Copy !req
620. - Don't say that!
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621. - Babe, enough of this shit.
Copy !req
622. - Baby, where are you going?
Copy !req
623. - We're getting the
fuck out of here!
Copy !req
624. Fuck yeah!
Copy !req
625. You cannot be serious.
Copy !req
626. - Look, the only way
we're getting out of here
Copy !req
627. is with the Jeep.
Copy !req
628. I'm gonna go get it.
Copy !req
629. I might even have to take this
thing out for my boy Pearce!
Copy !req
630. - No, baby. It's too dangerous.
Copy !req
631. You can't!
Copy !req
632. - She's right, dude. It's
way too dangerous out there.
Copy !req
633. I'm an alpha, bro!
Copy !req
634. Yes!
Copy !req
635. Okay, I'm gonna get the car
Copy !req
636. and reverse as close
as I can to the door.
Copy !req
637. You all pile in and we GTFO!
Copy !req
638. On God, it's the only way.
Copy !req
639. - You're so brave.
Copy !req
640. - Or massively stupid.
Copy !req
641. Seriously, Chad!
It's a bad idea!
Copy !req
642. - I'm gonna get us out of here.
Copy !req
643. I'll go see what else my
uncle has in his bedroom.
Copy !req
644. He might even have a strap.
Copy !req
645. - A strap-on?
Copy !req
646. What are you gonna do, fuck it?
Copy !req
647. - What? No, bro, a strap.
Copy !req
648. A fucking gun.
Copy !req
649. - Oh.
Copy !req
650. - God.
Copy !req
651. - Yeah, God, Hope. Can
you be serious for once?
Copy !req
652. You're such an idiot!
Copy !req
653. Baby, wait! Wait!
Copy !req
654. Don't leave me with them!
Copy !req
655. Fuck yeah!
Copy !req
656. - You okay?
Copy !req
657. - Not really.
Copy !req
658. You?
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659. - No.
Copy !req
660. - Yeah.
Copy !req
661. - And this plan is dumb as shit.
Copy !req
662. - You can say that again.
Copy !req
663. - But I don't see any other way.
Copy !req
664. - I mean, that gator,
it seemed different.
Copy !req
665. Like, could that be even real?
Copy !req
666. It looked different, right?
Copy !req
667. Like it was from another
planet or something.
Copy !req
668. Like, none of this
makes any sense.
Copy !req
669. - I know.
Copy !req
670. - By the way, when Chad was
talking about his strap,
Copy !req
671. I had no idea what
he was talking about.
Copy !req
672. - I did.
Copy !req
673. - Of course you did.
Copy !req
674. At least, if we do die tonight,
Copy !req
675. we'll die having beaten
them in beer pong.
Copy !req
676. - Good point.
Copy !req
677. - Yeah.
Copy !req
678. - Hey, it'll be all right.
Copy !req
679. Chad has an idiot confidence.
Copy !req
680. Things always go right
for people like that.
Copy !req
681. - Yeah.
Copy !req
682. - Let's go!
Copy !req
683. Oh, shit, Hope. I always
thought you were gay.
Copy !req
684. - Fuck off.
Copy !req
685. - Not that there's
anything wrong with that.
Copy !req
686. I'm actually an ally.
Copy !req
687. - It's not even the same thing.
Copy !req
688. - What?
Copy !req
689. - Chad, are you sure
this is a good idea?
Copy !req
690. I mean, maybe we can come
up with something better.
Copy !req
691. - I was born for it.
Copy !req
692. - I'm like fucking
Team Six, bro.
Copy !req
693. - So hot.
Copy !req
694. - Thanks, babe.
Copy !req
695. - Okay. Is there
anything we can do?
Copy !req
696. - Nah.
Copy !req
697. It's all me.
Copy !req
698. The second I go out there-
Copy !req
699. - Fuck.
Copy !req
700. - You guys lock this door, okay?
Copy !req
701. I'm gonna stay low and
make my way to the car.
Copy !req
702. No matter what happens
to me out there,
Copy !req
703. do not open the door until
I back the car up, okay?
Copy !req
704. Okay, babe?
Copy !req
705. Okay? Okay?
Copy !req
706. - Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
707. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
708. - Babe, I have no fear.
Copy !req
709. Zero.
Copy !req
710. I need you to stay
strong for me.
Copy !req
711. - Okay.
Copy !req
712. - I got this, babe.
You know it, right?
Copy !req
713. - Okay.
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714. - I'm just built
different, babe.
Copy !req
715. Mwah!
Copy !req
716. Woo.
Copy !req
717. Oh, yeah. No fear.
Copy !req
718. No fucking fear.
Copy !req
719. Fear is weakness.
Pain is weakness.
Copy !req
720. - Good luck, man.
Copy !req
721. - You may be an idiot,
but you are brave.
Copy !req
722. - Guys, it's nothing. This
thing ain't got shit on me.
Copy !req
723. Let's go! Oh!
Copy !req
724. - Go get 'em, babe!
- Woo!
Copy !req
725. - Okay.
Copy !req
726. Oh, fuck.
Copy !req
727. Fuck, fuck.
- He's panicking.
Copy !req
728. I can't.
- He's totally fine.
Copy !req
729. Shut up.
- I can't fucking do this.
Copy !req
730. - Go get 'em, baby!
- Woo!
Copy !req
731. - You're good, pal.
Copy !req
732. - That's good.
Copy !req
733. Fuck.
Copy !req
734. - He can do it. He's
totally gonna get it.
Copy !req
735. Move.
- Okay, sorry.
Copy !req
736. Okay. Here he
goes, here he goes.
Copy !req
737. Okay.
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738. - Stay low! Stay low!
Copy !req
739. - You got it. Stay low.
Copy !req
740. Come on, buddy.
Copy !req
741. Why is he
walking like that?
Copy !req
742. It's an
athletic stance.
Copy !req
743. - Yay!
- Go get it, baby!
Copy !req
744. - Woo!
- Yeah!
Copy !req
745. - He's got this.
Copy !req
746. - Yeah.
- Hurry up.
Copy !req
747. - Hello?
Copy !req
748. - Go, go, go!
Copy !req
749. - Come on!
Copy !req
750. Do something!
- Go!
Copy !req
751. Come on!
Copy !req
752. - Hello?
Copy !req
753. OMG.
Copy !req
754. - Oh, fuck!
Copy !req
755. Paisley!
- He put the katana down!
Copy !req
756. - Where's the gator? Huh?
Copy !req
757. - He's close.
Copy !req
758. - Okay, okay, I got you.
Copy !req
759. I'm gonna get us out of here,
okay? It's gonna be all good.
Copy !req
760. Stay with me. Let's go.
Copy !req
761. Go. You got it.
Copy !req
762. - Oh, Paisley!
Copy !req
763. - Oh my God!
- Paisley!
Copy !req
764. - Paisley!
- I totally forgot about her.
Copy !req
765. Walk with me now, okay?
Copy !req
766. Oh, oh, shit.
Copy !req
767. I got her!
Copy !req
768. - Oh, put her back.
Copy !req
769. Put her back.
- Ew.
Copy !req
770. - Ew!
Copy !req
771. Chad!
Copy !req
772. - Oh my God.
- Gator, there it is!
Copy !req
773. - Oh my God, the gator!
Copy !req
774. - Oh, fuck!
Copy !req
775. Fuck!
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776. Oh my God.
Copy !req
777. Oh, shit!
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778. Paisley!
Copy !req
779. Army crawl.
Copy !req
780. Army crawl.
- You can do it!
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781. - Come back! Come back!
Copy !req
782. - Oh, fuck!
- Oh my God!
Copy !req
783. Stay away from us!
Copy !req
784. - No!
- Chad!
Copy !req
785. - Shit!
Copy !req
786. - Oh, God.
Copy !req
787. - I'm warning you.
Copy !req
788. Back up, fucker! Whoa!
Copy !req
789. - Yes!
- Nice, nice, nice.
Copy !req
790. Come on.
Copy !req
791. - Come on, motherfucker.
Copy !req
792. I'm gonna make some fucking
boots out of your ass!
Copy !req
793. Hi-yah!
Copy !req
794. Who's your daddy? Huh?
Copy !req
795. Say it. Fuck you!
Copy !req
796. - Come on!
- Go, go!
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797. - You ain't got shit on me.
Copy !req
798. Back, bitch!
Copy !req
799. - Get him, baby!
- All right, good.
Copy !req
800. - Yeah!
- Get him!
Copy !req
801. - Okay, yes.
- There we go, there we go.
Copy !req
802. - Oh!
- Oh, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
803. - Get back, bitch! Fucking
go back to your home!
Copy !req
804. Fuck you!
Copy !req
805. - Oh my God.
- Come on, come on.
Copy !req
806. Get it!
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807. - Bitch!
Copy !req
808. - What the?
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809. Whoa.
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810. What the fuck?
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811. Bro!
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812. Bro.
Copy !req
813. - He was so sweet.
Copy !req
814. Why?
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815. Why is this happening to me?
Copy !req
816. We were gonna get
married someday.
Copy !req
817. - Uh, yeah.
Copy !req
818. I'm really sorry, Sarah.
Copy !req
819. - Yeah.
Copy !req
820. Yeah.
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821. What the fuck are we gonna do?
Copy !req
822. - I don't know. That thing
didn't even look real.
Copy !req
823. - Well, it is. You saw
what it just did to Chad.
Copy !req
824. Sorry, Sarah.
Copy !req
825. How the fuck are we
gonna get outta here?
Copy !req
826. - I don't know.
Copy !req
827. - Sam!
Copy !req
828. - I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
Copy !req
829. What if we, like, distracted
it with our food or something?
Copy !req
830. - Do you think that
thing's gonna want
Copy !req
831. Gwyneth Paltrow's vegan
tahini dip and some olives?
Copy !req
832. - Yeah. Maybe.
Copy !req
833. - Still alive.
Copy !req
834. - What was that, Sarah?
Copy !req
835. - Do you think he could
still be alive, like Paisley?
Copy !req
836. - Who?
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837. - Chad!
Copy !req
838. - Um.
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839. - Uh.
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840. - Maybe.
Copy !req
841. Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
842. - Probably.
Copy !req
843. It's looking good.
Copy !req
844. - Mhm.
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845. There's a big chance.
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846. Yeah.
Copy !req
847. Yeah.
Copy !req
848. - Chad! Chad!
Copy !req
849. - Paisley!
- Christ!
Copy !req
850. - Oh my God!
Copy !req
851. - Holy fuck. I completely
forgot about her.
Copy !req
852. - Help! It's so big!
Copy !req
853. - No, ew! Get off me!
Copy !req
854. Get off me!
Copy !req
855. Get off me!
Copy !req
856. - What are you doing?
Copy !req
857. - It's okay.
Copy !req
858. - Do you see it?
Copy !req
859. - Oh, no, no.
Copy !req
860. Wait, look, look,
look. Look, over there.
Copy !req
861. No, no, no.
Copy !req
862. - By the basketball hoop.
Copy !req
863. - Oh, God. Oh, God.
Copy !req
864. - Oh my God.
Copy !req
865. - Oh, God. Oh, God.
Copy !req
866. It's gonna fucking eat her!
Copy !req
867. - Okay. We need to distract it.
Copy !req
868. - It's been kind of
nice, just the two of us.
Copy !req
869. I mean, what do we do?
Copy !req
870. - The food. The food.
Copy !req
871. We can distract
it with the food.
Copy !req
872. The, the, the-
Copy !req
873. - The dip, the dip!
- The dip shit
Copy !req
874. that she likes to
eat, that disgusting
Copy !req
875. Gwyneth Paltrow.
- Get it, get it, get it!
Copy !req
876. LA shit she likes.
Copy !req
877. Where the hell would you
keep something like that?
Copy !req
878. Oh, the fridge!
Copy !req
879. - Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
Copy !req
880. - Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
881. - Okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
882. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
883. - What?
Copy !req
884. - Are you sure?
Copy !req
885. - Yes. We have to try something.
Copy !req
886. Okay?
Copy !req
887. - Okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
888. - Don't be a baby.
Copy !req
889. Okay.
Copy !req
890. Here we go.
Copy !req
891. Hey, asshole! Come get it!
Copy !req
892. Oh! Okay!
Copy !req
893. - Oh my God, Pearce! Ew!
Copy !req
894. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
Copy !req
895. - Huh, shit. Gators
like tahini dip.
Copy !req
896. Oh, thank God.
Copy !req
897. - Come on, come on, come on.
Copy !req
898. Oh, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!
Copy !req
899. - Yeah!
- Come on, come on!
Copy !req
900. Get in there! Get in the car!
Copy !req
901. - úShit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit,
Copy !req
902. shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Copy !req
903. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Copy !req
904. - Oh, she made it!
Copy !req
905. - Yes!
- She made it!
Copy !req
906. - Okay!
Copy !req
907. - I think I insulted
it with the dip.
Copy !req
908. - Oh my God.
Copy !req
909. Oh my God. The keys.
Copy !req
910. - Oh. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
911. Uh.
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912. - Oh my God.
Copy !req
913. Shit. Oh my God, shit.
Copy !req
914. Please don't kill me, Mr. Gator.
Copy !req
915. I promise I'll return
my gator handbag.
Copy !req
916. Okay, Sarah.
Copy !req
917. You can do this.
You can do this.
Copy !req
918. - Oh, God!
Copy !req
919. Help me move the couch.
Copy !req
920. - Okay. Okay. Okay.
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921. - Okay.
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922. You got it?
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923. Yeah.
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924. - Okay, okay. Now pull it.
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925. Okay. Okay.
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926. Is it bizarrely quiet?
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927. - Why isn't it trying to get in?
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928. - Maybe the dip killed it.
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929. - I can't fucking believe
this is happening.
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930. - Better them than us, right?
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931. - Yeah.
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932. - Right?
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933. - Are you kidding me?
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934. - Shit, shit.
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935. - I didn't even wanna
fucking be here, okay?
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936. My mom guilt tripped
me into coming
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937. so I could get to
know Chad better.
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938. Why did I listen?
I could be home.
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939. Instead, I am in the
fucking redneck riviera,
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940. hiding from a man-eating gator!
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941. - I didn't even want
to be here either.
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942. - At least they're your friends.
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943. Well, they were.
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944. - I mean, not really.
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945. Those guys are fucking assholes.
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946. I don't even like them, and
they sound dumb as shit.
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947. - So why did you come?
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948. - I, uh...
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949. I heard you were coming.
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950. - But you didn't even know me.
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951. - Chad kinda showed
me a picture of you,
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952. and I may have stalked
your Instagram.
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953. - You did?
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954. - Yeah.
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955. I don't even know why I'm
admitting this right now.
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956. It's probably 'cause we're both
gonna die tonight, but yeah.
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957. - That's kind of creepy.
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958. - Sorry.
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959. - But cute.
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960. - Oh, God.
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961. Hey. Wake up.
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962. - What, what, what, what, what?
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963. - We fell asleep.
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964. - Shit.
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965. Yeah.
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966. - I was hoping this was
all just a nightmare.
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967. - Yeah, me too.
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968. - How long were we out?
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969. - A few hours or so.
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970. - Do you think it's
still out there?
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971. I mean, maybe it gave
up and it went away.
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972. - Maybe.
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973. - Oh. I'll go check.
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974. - Yeah. Thank you.
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975. - Okay.
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976. It's fine.
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977. - What?
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978. Holy shit!
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979. - So?
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980. - Yeah, so it was just
right outside the window,
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981. waiting for us.
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982. - Fuck!
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983. Yeah.
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984. - And Sarah, I mean, is she-
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985. - Dead, arm severed,
keys in her hand.
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986. I think we're fucked.
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987. - Well, what is it doing?
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988. - Oh, you know, it's like
regular alligator stuff,
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989. just floating through the air,
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990. circling the corpse
of our best friend.
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991. - Did you see anyone
else out there?
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992. - No, no. I'm pretty
sure it ate them all.
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993. - Fuck!
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994. - Yeah.
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995. - The keys.
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996. - What?
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997. - The keys. You said the keys
are still in Sarah's hand.
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998. - Yeah. Her bloody,
disgusting, severed hand.
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999. - Okay, okay, so then
what if we distract it?
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1000. - We give it her other hand!
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1001. - No.
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1002. We lead it outside and
then we make a break for it
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1003. and we grab the keys and we
just get the fuck out of here.
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1004. - No, no, no, no,
no. That didn't work.
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1005. We already tried that.
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1006. Remember, with the
vegan Goop tahini dip?
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1007. He doesn't want that.
He's too smart for it.
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1008. He wants us. He wants meat.
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1009. - Okay, well, we have
to try something,
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1010. or else we're gonna
end up like them.
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1011. - I like my hands.
I want two hands.
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1012. - I know, so I
need you to think.
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1013. - The Bluetooth speaker!
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1014. - What?
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1015. - Get the speaker.
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1016. Okay.
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1017. - What if we somehow
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1018. connect our phone and
play some loud-ass song
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1019. and we throw it out this door?
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1020. The gator thinks it's us.
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1021. Distracts it long enough
for us to get to the car.
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1022. - Holy shit. That
might actually work.
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1023. You're a genius. I love you.
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1024. Okay, okay, okay. God,
these fucking things.
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1025. Connecting to
King Chad the Sex God iPhone.
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1026. - It's still connected
to his phone!
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1027. - Hurry up!
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1028. - Okay, okay, okay.
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1029. Disconnecting
King Chad the Sex God iPhone.
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1030. - Oh, yeah, nice.
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1031. - Hurry!
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1032. Okay, okay, okay.
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1033. Connecting
to Hope iPhone.
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1034. - Oh, oh, oh.
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1035. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
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1036. Are you ready? Are you ready?
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1037. - No, no, no. Get
it, get it, get it.
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1038. - Okay, okay, okay.
Shit, the speaker.
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1039. I got it, I got it, I got it.
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1040. Are you ready?
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1041. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
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1042. - Wait.
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1043. - What was that for?
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1044. - That's in case
you get eaten alive.
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1045. Oh!
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1046. - That's for good luck. I've
never kissed anyone before.
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1047. - Oh!
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1048. Oh. Okay.
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1049. - Let's do it.
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1050. - Right!
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1051. Hey, asshole, come get it!
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1052. - Go, go, go!
- Okay, okay!
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1053. - Get the keys! Get the keys!
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1054. - Sarah!
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1055. - I'm sorry, Sarah!
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1056. Okay, okay, okay.
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1057. Hurry! Hurry!
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1058. Oh my God. Oh my God.
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1059. - Hurry, throw me the
keys! Throw me the keys!
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1060. Her fingers
are still clutching it.
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1061. - Just throw me the arm!
It's a push to start!
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1062. - Okay, okay, okay,
okay. Okay, ready?
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1063. Here we go. Are you ready?
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1064. Are you ready? Here we go.
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1065. Oh my God.
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1066. Oh my God. Oh my God.
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1067. Oh, oh, oh.
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1068. - Holy fucking shit.
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1069. - Sam, get us the
fuck out of here now!
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1070. Battery at
3%. Reducing volume.
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1071. - Wait. He stopped.
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1072. He's giving up.
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1073. - What?
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1074. - Look!
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1075. Battery
at 1%. Powering down.
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1076. - What the hell am
I even looking at?
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1077. - It shrunk. Oh my God.
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1078. - I can't believe it!
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1079. - How is that even possible?
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1080. - Who cares? We did it.
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1081. We really fucking did it!
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1082. - Mwah.
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1083. - What was that one for?
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1084. - That's a taste of
what's gonna happen later.
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1085. I like
the sound of that.
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1086. Yeah! Woo!
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1087. Sam?
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1088. Yeah?
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1089. That's not my hand.
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1090. Oh, fuck!
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