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37. - Guys, hey, it's Pearce!
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41. - Hope, what about you?
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43. - Let's go, bro!
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44. - Sorry. Ah!
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45. Sorry. Sorry.
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46. - Oh my God, babe.
- Party with the boys!
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47. - Sorry. Oh, hey, is
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49. - Just get in the car,
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53. - Lock him in there.
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54. - Girls, as
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56. - Woo!
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57. - I'm about
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58. - Is there
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59. - Who is that back there?
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62. - I think
I'm gonna crush
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66. - Fuck yeah, bro.
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67. - Someone's lube
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68. - Yeah!
- Yeah, best weekend ever.
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69. - I can't wait!
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70. - Pais isn't shy. Are you, Pais?
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71. - Not at all.
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72. - Ah!
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73. - My leg is really wet.
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74. - Oh my gosh.
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75. - God, it's so
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76. - Babe!
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77. - You're on camera! God!
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85. hopping in the lake,
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86. - Ooh, Chad!
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87. - Ow!
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88. - Oh my God.
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89. Babe!
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90. - Boom! Yes!
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91. - Hey, uh-
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97. - I'm so excited!
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98. - Go low, bro. Uh.
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100. - Dope, bro!
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101. - Hey, guys, guys, guys,
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104. There could be, like, animals
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107. - Okay, Dad.
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109. 'Cause I don't want anyone
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110. - What about the mosquitoes
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111. Don't forget to use a condom!
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112. Fuck yeah, dude.
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113. - Wait, wait. Say it
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114. - I'm just saying UV
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116. - You know what else
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118. - Bye.
- So unsanitary.
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119. - Loser!
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120. - Don't forget the bags, bro.
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121. Bro, this is what I'm hitting
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122. - What's up?
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123. Hey, those work-outs
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124. - Call master! Call master!
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125. Shotgun on master, baby.
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126. - Guys.
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127. - All right, let's
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128. - What's the
second amendment?
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129. - Oh.
- It's giving
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130. cottage core toxic
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131. - Masculine as fuck, babe.
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132. - Bro,
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samurai or some shit?
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134. - Hah, no, bro.
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135. He runs a few painkiller
pill mills in Florida.
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136. I'm gonna work for him soon.
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137. Dude makes some mad bank, bro.
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138. - What's the Wi-Fi here?
I have, like, zero signal.
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139. - Uh, I don't know
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140. You know, this is his
off-the-ground kinda stuff.
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141. - What?
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142. - Oh my...
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143. - Great, I'm gonna
redneck swamp house,
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144. and I can't even post about it.
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145. Oh.
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146. - Hope, just 'cause
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147. doesn't mean you get to kill
the fucking vibes, okay?
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148. - Step-sister.
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149. - Whatever.
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150. We can all survive for three
days without it, right?
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151. All right, let's all, you
know, go set our shit down.
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little bit in our rooms,
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153. - Okay.
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154. - Then do some shots, baby!
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155. - Yes!
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156. - It's time to rage!
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157. - Fuck yeah.
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158. Babe, hurry up. I'm horny.
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159. - Come on, babe. We're
about to break this bed.
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160. - Woo! Spring break!
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161. - Oh!
- Yes!
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162. - Yeah, that's
right. What you got?
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163. Oh, oh, physical!
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164. Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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165. Look at that
fucking ass you got.
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166. - Does it look good?
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167. - Yeah. That stick
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168. Oh, yeah. Right there.
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170. - Yeah, squeeze that shit.
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171. Aw, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.
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172. Sarah's not gonna know
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173. Gotta get the obliques.
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175. - Woo!
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176. - Looks
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177. - Oh!
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178. - Oh, that was good. Woo.
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179. - Damn, babe. Look at that ass.
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180. - Ooh.
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181. Oh, yeah.
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183. Let's party!
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184. - Woo, ooh!
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185. - O-M-G. Fit check.
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186. You guys are so fucking cute.
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187. - Tell me this is
not a total slay.
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188. I got the pants from Shein.
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189. - Oh my God, babe, take a
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190. - Of course.
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191. - Get on that, boy.
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192. - All right. Everyone
say "tequila"!
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193. - Baby.
- Tequila!
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198. You're gonna make us look bleh.
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199. - Sorry, babe. God damn.
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201. - Tequila!
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202. - Yeah!
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203. - Let me see.
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205. - Babe.
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206. - Big yikes. We can
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207. - Party Sam flying in!
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210. - What?
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212. It's totally in
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213. - You're giving single
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214. - Yeah.
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215. - It's a nice shirt,
Sam. I like it.
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216. - You do?
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217. - Yeah.
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218. - Hope likes it.
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219. - Okay, Hope. Don't
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220. - Actually, we probably
should eat something, right?
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be drinking all day.
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222. - Good point.
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223. - Okay, so for now, I was
thinking we would do snackies.
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224. I'm making this vegan
dip recipe from Goop,
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225. and then later, I got us
gluten-free pizza rolls.
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226. They're, like, bomb.
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227. - Yeah.
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228. - Perfect. That sounds so good.
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229. - Oh, yeah, guys, I also have
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bars in the closet.
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231. - Fuck that. Let's
do another shot.
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232. - Yes!
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233. - Wait, save it. The real
toast will be outside.
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234. - Yeah?
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235. - Oh my God, wait, are
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236. - What? No.
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238. Okay, so did you guys bring
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239. - I don't know why.
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241. - Just get it and meet
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242. - Whatever.
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243. - Maybe it's not a good...
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245. - All right.
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246. God, hurry up, Hope.
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247. - "God, hurry up, Hope."
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248. - Hope.
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thinking I would shoot
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lake, you know,
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253. just to kind of
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254. and how I'm super
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255. and hiking and all of that.
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256. I think it'd be
super interesting,
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264. - Yes, ma'am.
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266. It's spring break. I
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267. - Yeah, I'd actually
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268. - Okay, I'm gonna film
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269. and, at the end, you
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270. We're gonna throw our laptops
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271. - Wait, what?
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272. - Yeah.
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273. - Wait, wait, wait,
guys, guys, guys.
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276. - This is a hundred percent
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278. - Yes! I love it!
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279. - Okay, are you ready?
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280. - Wait, wait, guys, guys.
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281. We can not throw our laptops
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282. These belong to the school,
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283. and it's a complete
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285. - Think of your
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286. - Bro, stop being such
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290. Don't ruin her dreams, my guy.
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291. - Yeah, and the school's just
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292. and fuck that
capitalist institution.
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293. - I'll need a refill here, Chad.
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294. - Whatever, Hope.
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295. - Chad!
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296. Thanks, bro.
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297. - Bro.
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298. - I dedicate this toast
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300. the world is gonna make us
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301. and we say no!
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302. We say fuck that! We're
young, wild, and free!
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303. Cheers to Gen Z.
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304. We party. We love.
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306. Cheers to us, to life, and
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307. and screw their
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308. Cheers, bitches!
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309. - Woo!
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310. - Let's go!
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311. - Woo!
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312. - YOLO!
- Slay!
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313. - Get it!
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315. Yes.
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316. - Girl, I had literal
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317. That was so slay.
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318. - Like major slay?
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319. - Major slay.
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320. - Ooh!
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321. Well, it would have been perfect
if Hope didn't fuck it up.
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322. - I'm not throwing my computer
into a lake for a TikTok.
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323. - Babe, it's still
gonna be fire AF.
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324. - All right, who wants to
go play some beer pong?
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325. - Me!
- Fuck yeah!
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326. - Let's go!
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327. - Hey, it'll be al right.
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328. - Yeah, no, I know. Totally.
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329. I just had a story on
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330. - Oh. You're a writer, huh?
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331. - Oh, no, no, not really.
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332. I mean, not a good one anyways.
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333. Just some stupid short stories.
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334. - Well, I'd like to
read them one day.
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335. Hey, let's go get drunk and
try to have some fun, huh?
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336. I hear the vegan Goop
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337. - Yeah, sure.
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338. - Fuck!
- Yeah!
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339. - Hope, can you
even see over the table?
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340. The only thing you can
make is good grades, Hope.
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341. - Oh, God,
that was so garbage!
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342. I can't believe I'm
almost related to you.
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343. - Oh, Sam.
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344. - Oh!
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345. - Hope, put your balls in my
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346. - Okay. You first.
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347. - Right here, Hope.
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348. - Aw, fuck!
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349. You got this.
- Garbage.
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350. - Oh, shit!
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351. You wanna step outside, bro?
- Sorry, sorry.
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353. - Shit.
- All right, bro.
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You got this, bro.
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355. - Game, bro.
- Laser focus, bro.
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356. - Damn!
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357. - Bro!
- Okay, so-
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358. - We practice every day!
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359. All those times in
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360. We trained for this, bro.
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361. - I know, bro.
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362. - It's all right. I got this.
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363. Like usual, I'll carry the team.
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364. Bro, what you need to do,
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365. you dip the ball and
you give it a good blow.
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366. Then you spank it.
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367. Then you close your
eyes and use the force.
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368. Boom! Oh, yes!
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369. Let's go, bro!
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370. These bitches ain't
got shit on us.
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371. - That's what I'm
fucking for, bro!
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372. - Wait, wait, bro.
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373. What is that, five
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374. Y'all better get
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375. - Whatever.
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376. - Hey, guys, fair game.
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377. - Come on, bro.
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378. - Oh, shit, bro!
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379. - Oh, no!
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380. - This is my fucking song,
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381. - This slaps!
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382. - Hey, babe.
- Hey.
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383. - Are you kicking
these guys' asses?
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384. - Oh, you know the
fucking vibes, babe.
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385. - Oh, you're so
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386. - Okay, you guys.
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390. to show that we did our part
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391. Who's down?
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393. - You mean the lands you all
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394. - That was different.
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395. - Oh, right.
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396. - Whoa, ladies, chill.
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399. - Amen, bro!
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400. - Let's play.
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401. - God's plan, bro.
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402. - Aw, you two are
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403. You should totally hook up.
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404. - What?
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406. - That's ridiculous.
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407. - Yeah, I can tell Sam
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408. - Oh, baby dick.
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409. - No, I don't. What
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410. - I got it. I'm
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412. - Yeah.
- Look, guys.
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415. - Fucking lightweight, bro.
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416. - All right, how about this?
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418. - Yes!
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419. - If we lose, we never
give you two shit again.
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420. - Hm.
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421. - I don't think that's a good-
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422. - Done. We're in.
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423. - Ooh, Hope's got some balls.
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424. - We are?
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425. - Yeah, because I
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426. - I think I'm out, bro.
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427. - What? Bro.
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428. - No cap.
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429. - Bro! Bro, what?
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430. - Sorry, bro.
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431. - Oh!
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432. Oh, yes. This guy.
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433. Get it, homie. Yes!
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434. - We're gonna go
look at the stars.
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435. - Yeah.
- Yeah, look at the stars.
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436. - Oh, yeah, sure you are.
- Nice.
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437. Yeah.
- Have fun, you two.
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438. - Oh, man. I love him.
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439. Hey, babe.
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441. - Yeah, it is.
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442. It's a four-way
up in this bitch.
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443. Let's play.
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444. - Babe,
do you think I can
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the fucking lake?
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446. - Oh my God, babe.
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447. You could do anything
you set your heart to.
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448. - Heh, yeah. I fucking can.
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449. Babe, do you think
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450. is the frogs getting high?
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451. - Oh my God. Totally.
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452. - So fucking cool.
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453. - You're, like, so smart.
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454. - I know, babe. I know.
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455. Babe, how long do you
think this lake is?
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456. - Wow, babe. It's,
like, so long.
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457. - I think it goes for,
like, miles, babe.
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458. You look so fucking
pretty, babe.
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459. - Is this what you want?
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460. - Uh-huh.
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461. Oh, yeah.
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462. God damn. Your tits
are so fire, babe.
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463. You have such
fucking amazing tits.
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464. I've never been on
no dairy farm before,
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465. but I could milk these
things all fucking day.
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466. - Yeah?
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467. - Oh, for sure.
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468. - Aw, fuck.
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469. - What?
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470. - I left the rubbers
in the room, babe.
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471. - Seriously?
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472. - I know. I fucked up.
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473. - Well, maybe you could try
finally going down on me.
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474. You said, one day, you'd try it.
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475. - Ah.
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476. Babe, you know, it's just,
like, totally not my thing.
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477. Plus, I think I hurt my neck
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478. lifting with Chad the other day.
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479. I totally will though,
soon. I promise.
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480. - Fine.
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481. - Let me make it
up to you, babe.
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482. Sit right there, babe.
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483. - Oh, yes, sir.
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484. Ooh.
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485. Yeah, baby.
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486. - Don't even think about
taking this blindfold off,
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487. or you're gonna be in
big, big, big trouble.
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488. - Mm.
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489. I love it when you
order me around.
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490. - Yeah, you do, babe.
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491. BRB. I'm fucking
lightning quick.
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492. ♪ Oh, bust the bank open
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493. - No way you make this.
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494. No fucking way.
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495. Told you! You hit me
right in the dick.
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496. - Baby boy, where are you?
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497. Pearce?
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498. Pearce, come on. I'm cold.
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499. I need someone to warm me up.
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500. You could say it's
getting a little nippy.
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501. Pearce!
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502. OMG.
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503. Babe, come on. Don't
waste a good time.
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504. You are, like, totally
drying me up right now.
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505. Babe, I'm seriously, like,
so un-horny right now.
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506. I didn't even hear you come out.
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507. You're, like, so still.
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508. Babe, knock it off
and come here already.
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509. Okay. I'm done.
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510. OMG!
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511. - No way.
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512. told you! You suck, again!
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513. - You still ready for me?
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514. I'm all bricked up for you!
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515. Huh?
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516. Babe?
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517. You know I don't like
hide and seek, bro.
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518. Fine, fine, fine.
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519. I'm gonna find
you, and when I do,
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520. bad girl getting punished!
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521. Big time.
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522. I got you.
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523. Paisley?
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524. If you're swimming in
there, you're dumb as hell.
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525. There's snakes
and shit in there.
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526. Fuck.
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527. Okay.
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528. I give up.
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529. This game's dumb as hell.
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530. It's fine. I don't even
wanna bang anymore.
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531. I'll just be sitting here,
drinking solo I guess,
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532. holding my dick.
Copy !req
533. Fucking condoms.
Copy !req
534. Shit ruins everything.
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535. What a fucking
bummer of a night.
Copy !req
536. Bro.
Copy !req
537. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
Copy !req
538. - Hope sucks, Hope
sucks, Hope sucks!
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539. You suck so bad!
Copy !req
540. - Come on, dork.
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541. - Fuck!
- Yes!
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542. - I did it!
- Bitches!
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543. - I can't believe I did that!
- Yeah!
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544. - You said you were good!
Copy !req
545. - Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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546. What about balls back?
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547. - Yes.
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548. - What the fuck is ball's back?
Copy !req
549. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
Copy !req
550. We don't play those
stupid frat boy rules.
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551. We won. You lost.
Copy !req
552. Drink up.
Copy !req
553. - Glug, glug,
glug, glug, glug.
Copy !req
554. - Wait. Did you guys hear that?
Copy !req
555. - Hear what?
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556. - No, turn the music down.
I think I heard screaming.
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557. - Hell yeah, you did.
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558. My boy's probably out there,
just tearing that ass up!
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559. - No, no, no. I think
I heard something too.
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560. - Hope, what are you doing?
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561. - Just hold on. Shh.
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562. - Okay.
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563. - I don't hear anything.
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564. - I guess Pearce
is a two-pump chum.
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565. - No, babe. That's not true.
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566. Not my boy. Trust me.
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567. I taught him how to fuck.
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568. Cool.
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569. Ugh. This is dumb as hell.
Copy !req
570. See?
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571. He's good. Totally fine.
Copy !req
572. - Where's Paisley?
I don't see her.
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573. - I don't know, babe.
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574. She's probably out there looking
for reception or some shit.
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575. - He isn't moving.
Why isn't he moving?
Copy !req
576. - You're right.
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577. - Post-nut clarity is
a real thing, guys.
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578. Relax, and look at
him. He is 100% chill.
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579. Oh, shit!
- It's looking right at us!
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580. All right. Stay here.
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581. - Oh my God, oh
my God, oh my God.
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582. - It's okay. It's okay.
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583. Shh, shh. Does
anybody have a phone?
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584. - Oh my God.
Copy !req
585. - Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I do. I do.
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586. - Call the cops.
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587. - Fuck! There's no
fucking service, bro!
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588. - Shit.
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589. - It's gonna kill us! Did
you see what it did to him?
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590. - No, it won't,
babe. No, it won't.
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591. He can't see us.
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592. He's not tall enough to look
over this wall, babe. Trust.
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593. - Chad's right. He can't see us.
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594. - No.
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595. - He?
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596. - What?
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597. - Well, you said "he."
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598. How do you know it's a he?
Copy !req
599. It could be a she or a they or-
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600. - What the fuck
difference does it make?
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601. It just ate your friends!
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602. - Oh, fuck, fuck!
- Oh my God!
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603. - It's ramming the door.
It's ramming the door.
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604. - Huh?
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605. Okay.
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606. See? I told you it can't get in.
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607. The fuck?
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608. Oh, shit. How did it
get up there so fast?
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609. - Oh my God.
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610. - You guys, it's on
the fucking roof.
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611. - Oh my God. It's leaving.
Copy !req
612. - Thank God.
Copy !req
613. - Yeah, for now. It
knows where to find us.
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614. - That scream.
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615. - What?
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616. - That scream you heard earlier,
it sounded like Paisley.
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617. - You think she
could still be alive?
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618. - I don't know. Maybe.
Copy !req
619. You guys, she could
still be out there.
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620. - Yeah, as his
fucking bait, bro.
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621. - Don't say that!
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622. - Babe, enough of this shit.
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623. - Baby, where are you going?
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624. - We're getting the
fuck out of here!
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625. Fuck yeah!
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626. - You cannot be serious.
Copy !req
627. - Look, the only way
we're getting out of here
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628. is with the Jeep.
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629. I'm gonna go get it.
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630. I might even have to take this
thing out for my boy Pearce!
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631. - No, baby. It's too dangerous.
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632. You can't!
Copy !req
633. - She's right, dude. It's
way too dangerous out there.
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634. I'm an alpha, bro!
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635. Yes!
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636. Okay, I'm gonna get the car
Copy !req
637. and reverse as close
as I can to the door.
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638. You all pile in and we GTFO!
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639. On God, it's the only way.
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640. - You're so brave.
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641. - Or massively stupid.
Copy !req
642. Seriously, Chad!
It's a bad idea!
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643. - I'm gonna get us out of here.
Copy !req
644. I'll go see what else my
uncle has in his bedroom.
Copy !req
645. He might even have a strap.
Copy !req
646. - A strap-on?
Copy !req
647. What are you gonna do, fuck it?
Copy !req
648. - What? No, bro, a strap.
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649. A fucking gun.
Copy !req
650. - Oh.
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651. - God.
Copy !req
652. - Yeah, God, Hope. Can
you be serious for once?
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653. You're such an idiot!
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654. Baby, wait! Wait!
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655. Don't leave me with them!
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656. - Fuck yeah!
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657. - You okay?
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658. - Not really.
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659. You?
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660. - No.
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661. - Yeah.
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662. - And this plan is dumb as shit.
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663. - You can say that again.
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664. - But I don't see any other way.
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665. - I mean, that gator,
it seemed different.
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666. Like, could that be even real?
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667. It looked different, right?
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668. Like it was from another
planet or something.
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669. Like, none of this
makes any sense.
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670. - I know.
Copy !req
671. - By the way, when Chad was
talking about his strap,
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672. I had no idea what
he was talking about.
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673. - I did.
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674. - Of course you did.
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675. At least, if we do die tonight,
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676. we'll die having beaten
them in beer pong.
Copy !req
677. - Good point.
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678. - Yeah.
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679. - Hey, it'll be all right.
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680. Chad has an idiot confidence.
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681. Things always go right
for people like that.
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682. - Yeah.
Copy !req
683. - Let's go!
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684. Oh, shit, Hope. I always
thought you were gay.
Copy !req
685. - Fuck off.
Copy !req
686. - Not that there's
anything wrong with that.
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687. I'm actually an ally.
Copy !req
688. - It's not even the same thing.
Copy !req
689. - What?
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690. - Chad, are you sure
this is a good idea?
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691. I mean, maybe we can come
up with something better.
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692. - I was born for it.
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693. - I'm like fucking
Team Six, bro.
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694. - So hot.
Copy !req
695. - Thanks, babe.
Copy !req
696. - Okay. Is there
anything we can do?
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697. - Nah.
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698. It's all me.
Copy !req
699. The second I go out there-
Copy !req
700. - Fuck.
Copy !req
701. - You guys lock this door, okay?
Copy !req
702. I'm gonna stay low and
make my way to the car.
Copy !req
703. No matter what happens
to me out there,
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704. do not open the door until
I back the car up, okay?
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705. Okay, babe?
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706. Okay? Okay?
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707. - Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
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708. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
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709. - Babe, I have no fear.
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710. Zero.
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711. I need you to stay
strong for me.
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712. - Okay.
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713. - I got this, babe.
You know it, right?
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714. - Okay.
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715. - I'm just built
different, babe.
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716. Mwah!
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717. Woo.
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718. Oh, yeah. No fear.
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719. No fucking fear.
Copy !req
720. Fear is weakness.
Pain is weakness.
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721. - Good luck, man.
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722. - You may be an idiot,
but you are brave.
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723. - Guys, it's nothing. This
thing ain't got shit on me.
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724. Let's go! Oh!
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725. - Go get 'em, babe!
- Woo!
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726. - Okay.
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727. Oh, fuck.
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728. Fuck, fuck.
- He's panicking.
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729. I can't.
- He's totally fine.
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730. Shut up.
- I can't fucking do this.
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731. - Go get 'em, baby!
- Woo!
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732. - You're good, pal.
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733. - That's good.
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734. Fuck.
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735. - He can do it. He's
totally gonna get it.
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736. Move.
- Okay, sorry.
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737. - Okay. Here he
goes, here he goes.
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738. - Okay.
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739. - Stay low! Stay low!
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740. - You got it. Stay low.
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741. - Come on, buddy.
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742. - Why is he
walking like that?
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743. - It's an
athletic stance.
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744. - Yay!
- Go get it, baby!
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745. - Woo!
- Yeah!
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746. - He's got this.
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747. - Yeah.
- Hurry up.
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748. - Hello?
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749. - Go, go, go!
Copy !req
750. - Come on!
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751. Do something!
- Go!
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752. Come on!
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753. - Hello?
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754. - OMG.
Copy !req
755. - Oh, fuck!
Copy !req
756. Paisley!
- He put the katana down!
Copy !req
757. - Where's the gator? Huh?
Copy !req
758. - He's close.
Copy !req
759. - Okay, okay, I got you.
Copy !req
760. I'm gonna get us out of here,
okay? It's gonna be all good.
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761. Stay with me. Let's go.
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762. Go. You got it.
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763. - Oh, Paisley!
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764. - Oh my God!
- Paisley!
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765. - Paisley!
- I totally forgot about her.
Copy !req
766. - Walk with me now, okay?
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767. - Oh, oh, shit.
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768. - I got her!
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769. - Oh, put her back.
Copy !req
770. Put her back.
- Ew.
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771. - Ew!
Copy !req
772. - Chad!
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773. - Oh my God.
- Gator, there it is!
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774. - Oh my God, the gator!
Copy !req
775. - Oh, fuck!
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776. Fuck!
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777. - Oh my God.
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778. - Oh, shit!
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779. - Paisley!
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780. - Army crawl.
Copy !req
781. Army crawl.
- You can do it!
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782. - Come back! Come back!
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783. - Oh, fuck!
- Oh my God!
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784. - Stay away from us!
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785. - No!
- Chad!
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786. - Shit!
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787. - Oh, God.
Copy !req
788. - I'm warning you.
Copy !req
789. Back up, fucker! Whoa!
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790. - Yes!
- Nice, nice, nice.
Copy !req
791. Come on.
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792. - Come on, motherfucker.
Copy !req
793. I'm gonna make some fucking
boots out of your ass!
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794. Hi-yah!
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795. Who's your daddy? Huh?
Copy !req
796. Say it. Fuck you!
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797. - Come on!
- Go, go!
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798. - You ain't got shit on me.
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799. Back, bitch!
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800. - Get him, baby!
- All right, good.
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801. - Yeah!
- Get him!
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802. - Okay, yes.
- There we go, there we go.
Copy !req
803. - Oh!
- Oh, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
804. - Get back, bitch! Fucking
go back to your home!
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805. Fuck you!
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806. - Oh my God.
- Come on, come on.
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807. Get it!
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808. - Bitch!
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809. - What the?
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810. Whoa.
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811. What the fuck?
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812. Bro!
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813. Bro.
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814. - He was so sweet.
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815. Why?
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816. Why is this happening to me?
Copy !req
817. We were gonna get
married someday.
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818. - Uh, yeah.
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819. I'm really sorry, Sarah.
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820. - Yeah.
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821. Yeah.
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822. What the fuck are we gonna do?
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823. - I don't know. That thing
didn't even look real.
Copy !req
824. - Well, it is. You saw
what it just did to Chad.
Copy !req
825. Sorry, Sarah.
Copy !req
826. How the fuck are we
gonna get outta here?
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827. - I don't know.
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828. - Sam!
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829. - I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
Copy !req
830. What if we, like, distracted
it with our food or something?
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831. - Do you think that
thing's gonna want
Copy !req
832. Gwyneth Paltrow's vegan
tahini dip and some olives?
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833. - Yeah. Maybe.
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834. - Still alive.
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835. - What was that, Sarah?
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836. - Do you think he could
still be alive, like Paisley?
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837. - Who?
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838. - Chad!
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839. - Um.
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840. - Uh.
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841. - Maybe.
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842. - Yeah, yeah.
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843. - Probably.
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844. - It's looking good.
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845. - Mhm.
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846. There's a big chance.
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847. Yeah.
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848. - Yeah.
Copy !req
849. - Chad! Chad!
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850. - Paisley!
- Christ!
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851. - Oh my God!
Copy !req
852. - Holy fuck. I completely
forgot about her.
Copy !req
853. - Help! It's so big!
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854. - No, ew! Get off me!
Copy !req
855. Get off me!
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856. Get off me!
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857. - What are you doing?
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858. - It's okay.
Copy !req
859. - Do you see it?
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860. - Oh, no, no.
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861. Wait, look, look,
look. Look, over there.
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862. - No, no, no.
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863. - By the basketball hoop.
Copy !req
864. - Oh, God. Oh, God.
Copy !req
865. - Oh my God.
Copy !req
866. - Oh, God. Oh, God.
Copy !req
867. It's gonna fucking eat her!
Copy !req
868. - Okay. We need to distract it.
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869. - It's been kind of
nice, just the two of us.
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870. I mean, what do we do?
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871. - The food. The food.
Copy !req
872. We can distract
it with the food.
Copy !req
873. The, the, the-
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874. - The dip, the dip!
- The dip shit
Copy !req
875. that she likes to
eat, that disgusting
Copy !req
876. Gwyneth Paltrow.
- Get it, get it, get it!
Copy !req
877. - LA shit she likes.
Copy !req
878. Where the hell would you
keep something like that?
Copy !req
879. Oh, the fridge!
Copy !req
880. - Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
Copy !req
881. - Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
882. - Okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
883. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
884. - What?
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885. - Are you sure?
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886. - Yes. We have to try something.
Copy !req
887. Okay?
Copy !req
888. - Okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
889. - Don't be a baby.
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890. Okay.
Copy !req
891. Here we go.
Copy !req
892. Hey, asshole! Come get it!
Copy !req
893. Oh! Okay!
Copy !req
894. - Oh my God, Pearce! Ew!
Copy !req
895. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
Copy !req
896. - Huh, shit. Gators
like tahini dip.
Copy !req
897. - Oh, thank God.
Copy !req
898. - Come on, come on, come on.
Copy !req
899. - Oh, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!
Copy !req
900. - Yeah!
- Come on, come on!
Copy !req
901. Get in there! Get in the car!
Copy !req
902. - úShit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit,
Copy !req
903. shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Copy !req
904. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Copy !req
905. - Oh, she made it!
Copy !req
906. - Yes!
- She made it!
Copy !req
907. - Okay!
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908. - I think I insulted
it with the dip.
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909. - Oh my God.
Copy !req
910. Oh my God. The keys.
Copy !req
911. - Oh. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
912. - Uh.
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913. - Oh my God.
Copy !req
914. Shit. Oh my God, shit.
Copy !req
915. Please don't kill me, Mr. Gator.
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916. I promise I'll return
my gator handbag.
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917. Okay, Sarah.
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918. You can do this.
You can do this.
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919. - Oh, God!
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920. Help me move the couch.
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921. - Okay. Okay. Okay.
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922. - Okay.
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923. You got it?
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924. - Yeah.
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925. - Okay, okay. Now pull it.
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926. Okay. Okay.
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927. Is it bizarrely quiet?
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928. - Why isn't it trying to get in?
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929. - Maybe the dip killed it.
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930. - I can't fucking believe
this is happening.
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931. - Better them than us, right?
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932. - Yeah.
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933. - Right?
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934. - Are you kidding me?
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935. - Shit, shit.
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936. - I didn't even wanna
fucking be here, okay?
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937. My mom guilt tripped
me into coming
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938. so I could get to
know Chad better.
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939. Why did I listen?
I could be home.
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940. Instead, I am in the
fucking redneck riviera,
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941. hiding from a man-eating gator!
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942. - I didn't even want
to be here either.
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943. - At least they're your friends.
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944. Well, they were.
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945. - I mean, not really.
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946. Those guys are fucking assholes.
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947. I don't even like them, and
they sound dumb as shit.
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948. - So why did you come?
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949. - I, uh...
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950. I heard you were coming.
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951. - But you didn't even know me.
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952. - Chad kinda showed
me a picture of you,
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953. and I may have stalked
your Instagram.
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954. - You did?
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955. - Yeah.
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956. I don't even know why I'm
admitting this right now.
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957. It's probably 'cause we're both
gonna die tonight, but yeah.
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958. - That's kind of creepy.
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959. - Sorry.
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960. - But cute.
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961. - Oh, God.
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962. Hey. Wake up.
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963. - What, what, what, what, what?
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964. - We fell asleep.
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965. - Shit.
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966. - Yeah.
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967. - I was hoping this was
all just a nightmare.
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968. - Yeah, me too.
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969. - How long were we out?
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970. - A few hours or so.
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971. - Do you think it's
still out there?
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972. I mean, maybe it gave
up and it went away.
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973. - Maybe.
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974. - Oh. I'll go check.
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975. - Yeah. Thank you.
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976. - Okay.
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977. It's fine.
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978. - What?
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979. - Holy shit!
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980. - So?
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981. - Yeah, so it was just
right outside the window,
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982. waiting for us.
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983. - Fuck!
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984. - Yeah.
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985. - And Sarah, I mean, is she-
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986. - Dead, arm severed,
keys in her hand.
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987. I think we're fucked.
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988. - Well, what is it doing?
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989. - Oh, you know, it's like
regular alligator stuff,
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990. just floating through the air,
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991. circling the corpse
of our best friend.
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992. - Did you see anyone
else out there?
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993. - No, no. I'm pretty
sure it ate them all.
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994. - Fuck!
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995. - Yeah.
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996. - The keys.
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997. - What?
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998. - The keys. You said the keys
are still in Sarah's hand.
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999. - Yeah. Her bloody,
disgusting, severed hand.
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1000. - Okay, okay, so then
what if we distract it?
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1001. - We give it her other hand!
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1002. - No.
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1003. We lead it outside and
then we make a break for it
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1004. and we grab the keys and we
just get the fuck out of here.
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1005. - No, no, no, no,
no. That didn't work.
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1006. We already tried that.
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1007. Remember, with the
vegan Goop tahini dip?
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1008. He doesn't want that.
He's too smart for it.
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1009. He wants us. He wants meat.
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1010. - Okay, well, we have
to try something,
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1011. or else we're gonna
end up like them.
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1012. - I like my hands.
I want two hands.
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1013. - I know, so I
need you to think.
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1014. - The Bluetooth speaker!
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1015. - What?
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1016. - Get the speaker.
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1017. - Okay.
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1018. - What if we somehow
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1019. connect our phone and
play some loud-ass song
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1020. and we throw it out this door?
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1021. The gator thinks it's us.
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1022. Distracts it long enough
for us to get to the car.
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1023. - Holy shit. That
might actually work.
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1024. You're a genius. I love you.
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1025. Okay, okay, okay. God,
these fucking things.
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1026. - Connecting to
King Chad the Sex God iPhone.
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1027. - It's still connected
to his phone!
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1028. - Hurry up!
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1029. - Okay, okay, okay.
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1030. - Disconnecting
King Chad the Sex God iPhone.
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1031. - Oh, yeah, nice.
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1032. - Hurry!
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1033. - Okay, okay, okay.
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1034. - Connecting
to Hope iPhone.
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1035. - Oh, oh, oh.
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1036. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
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1037. Are you ready? Are you ready?
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1038. - No, no, no. Get
it, get it, get it.
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1039. - Okay, okay, okay.
Shit, the speaker.
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1040. I got it, I got it, I got it.
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1041. Are you ready?
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1042. - Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
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1043. - Wait.
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1044. - What was that for?
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1045. - That's in case
you get eaten alive.
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1046. Oh!
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1047. - That's for good luck. I've
never kissed anyone before.
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1048. - Oh!
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1049. Oh. Okay.
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1050. - Let's do it.
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1051. - Right!
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1052. Hey, asshole, come get it!
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1053. ♪ Come on
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1054. - Go, go, go!
- Okay, okay!
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1055. - Get the keys! Get the keys!
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1056. - Sarah!
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1057. - I'm sorry, Sarah!
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1058. Okay, okay, okay.
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1059. - Hurry! Hurry!
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1060. - Oh my God. Oh my God.
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1061. - Hurry, throw me the
keys! Throw me the keys!
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1062. - Her fingers
are still clutching it.
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1063. - Just throw me the arm!
It's a push to start!
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1064. - Okay, okay, okay,
okay. Okay, ready?
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1065. Here we go. Are you ready?
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1066. Are you ready? Here we go.
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1067. Oh my God.
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1068. Oh my God. Oh my God.
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1069. Oh, oh, oh.
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1070. - Holy fucking shit.
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1071. - Sam, get us the
fuck out of here now!
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1072. - Battery at
3%. Reducing volume.
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1073. - Wait. He stopped.
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1074. He's giving up.
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1075. - What?
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1076. - Look!
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1077. - Battery
at 1%. Powering down.
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1078. - What the hell am
I even looking at?
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1079. - It shrunk. Oh my God.
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1080. - I can't believe it!
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1081. - How is that even possible?
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1082. - Who cares? We did it.
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1083. We really fucking did it!
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1084. - Mwah.
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1085. - What was that one for?
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1086. - That's a taste of
what's gonna happen later.
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1087. - I like
the sound of that.
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1088. - Yeah! Woo!
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1089. Sam?
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1090. - Yeah?
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1091. - That's not my hand.
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1092. - Oh, fuck!
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