1. Commandos aren't afraid to jump, you know.Copy !req
2. But he's no Commando!Copy !req
3. Welcome backCopy !req
4. Yes, okay, this is VJ
Emmie right back at youCopy !req
5. Bringing you da new movie from -Copy !req
6. Home of the Best of Da Best MoviesCopy !req
7. See itCopy !req
8. and believeCopy !req
9. Kampala, UgandaCopy !req
10. This is SwaazCopy !req
11. Swaaz means SchwarzeneggerCopy !req
12. in UgandaCopy !req
13. Swaaz is a good manCopy !req
14. His wife is in the HospitalCopy !req
15. She's dyingCopy !req
16. He must do what he needs to doCopy !req
17. to save herCopy !req
18. Go on, get outta here.Copy !req
19. He has a gunCopy !req
20. Everyone down.Copy !req
21. I said down.Copy !req
22. And shut up.Copy !req
23. You a hero?Copy !req
24. Drop da phone.Copy !req
25. Open, openCopy !req
26. I said openCopy !req
27. No, no, please noCopy !req
28. I have a keyCopy !req
29. Ugandan keyCopy !req
30. Money, bring the moneyCopy !req
31. His partner -Copy !req
32. Buddy SpencerCopy !req
33. Money, money, money, money
Hurry your ass up.Copy !req
34. It's a big heistCopy !req
35. The winner takes it allCopy !req
36. Who are you? What are you doing?Copy !req
37. Hey!Copy !req
38. This is Captain AlexCopy !req
39. He's alive!Copy !req
40. Captain Alex is alive!Copy !req
41. He's deadCopy !req
42. Captain Alex is sooo deadCopy !req
43. Don't look.
Who Killed Captain Alex?Copy !req
44. SchwarzeneggerCopy !req
45. Come on, you fat bastard.Copy !req
46. This is a bad ideaCopy !req
47. I wanna go back to schoolCopy !req
48. Don't move. Wait for me.Copy !req
49. I want to be a doctorCopy !req
50. or a lawyerCopy !req
51. I don't careCopy !req
52. Shut the door.Copy !req
53. Jump, jump, jump.Copy !req
54. Jump?Copy !req
55. Are you crazy?Copy !req
56. MeanwhileCopy !req
57. Ghetto RallyCopy !req
58. Wakaliwood Ghetto RallyCopy !req
59. SubaruCopy !req
60. The Police is hereCopy !req
61. Now! Jump, jump.Copy !req
62. Like RamboCopy !req
63. No way, you jumpCopy !req
64. Now, go, go. Go now!Copy !req
65. He's just a mere boyCopy !req
66. on a Supa Tough missionCopy !req
67. BastardCopy !req
68. Stop the car.Copy !req
69. Now it's time 2 see the real actionCopy !req
70. Did you enjoy Who Killed Captain Alex?Copy !req
71. Now it's time for Bad BlackCopy !req
72. Don't let him escape.Copy !req
73. FromCopy !req
74. Wakaliwood Studios, Nateete,
Uganda Where to, Boss? ShutCopy !req
75. up and drive. Is this yours?
You have keys? PoliceCopy !req
76. I need a rideCopy !req
77. a Supa RideCopy !req
78. The Ugandan SchwarzeneggerCopy !req
79. Swaaz on the runCopy !req
80. MovieCopy !req
81. Stop. Stop.Copy !req
82. Supa FireCopy !req
83. Police on da moveCopy !req
84. He can fit the unfitablesCopy !req
85. Just watchCopy !req
86. My bumsCopy !req
87. Behind youCopy !req
88. Fire, fireCopy !req
89. He's over here.Copy !req
90. Supa WarriorCopy !req
91. Very dangerous Swaaz
Come on.Copy !req
92. My wifeCopy !req
93. I need to get to my wifeCopy !req
94. He's getting awayCopy !req
95. I'm too old for this shitCopy !req
96. He's free!Copy !req
97. Police is seriousCopy !req
98. Look ooooooooout!Copy !req
99. He's back! Run for your life.Copy !req
100. Sweet Jesus! Allah, save us.Copy !req
101. More deadlier than expectedCopy !req
102. Fight for lifeCopy !req
103. Fight to the deathCopy !req
104. My wife, I love my wifeCopy !req
105. Ladies and Gentlemen, the impenetrableCopy !req
106. So incredibleCopy !req
107. Most unexpendableCopy !req
108. Ugandan Schwarzenegger!Copy !req
109. Welcome to UgandaCopy !req
110. Okay, Supa FansCopy !req
111. In this movieCopy !req
112. you're going to learn all about LoveCopy !req
113. and Revenge!Copy !req
114. I love youCopy !req
115. You have money?Copy !req
116. Get away from my sister.Copy !req
117. That's it. You're a dead man.Copy !req
118. Love is hard in WakaligaCopy !req
119. I'll never get laid.Copy !req
120. Here we goCopy !req
121. Again!Copy !req
122. Now you're going 2 seeCopy !req
123. This is life I told you scum to stay away
from my family. In Wakaliwood ghettoCopy !req
124. Go homeCopy !req
125. Get out!Copy !req
126. Now, it's a warCopy !req
127. between ghetto people and uptownCopy !req
128. Okay, I go homeCopy !req
129. Why are you idiots always fighting?Copy !req
130. Love StoryCopy !req
131. Love of ActionCopy !req
132. Good fightersCopy !req
133. Ghetto fightersCopy !req
134. You're gonna give me a heart attack.Copy !req
135. You all crazy!Copy !req
136. Every Master with his own techniqueCopy !req
137. Kill each other somewhere else.Copy !req
138. Stop it! Go to Hell!Copy !req
139. Non-stop deadly kicksCopy !req
140. Get out of here. Just go away.Copy !req
141. All that money gone.
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
142. Supa LossCopy !req
143. There is no supperCopy !req
144. Don't cry, Grandma. It'll be okay.
Come here, child.Copy !req
145. Bring Grandma some water, child.
Later that eveningCopy !req
146. Get out of here. Go on.Copy !req
147. Get the hell out.Copy !req
148. Mom, you put yourself
under so much pressure.Copy !req
149. You're too old to raise a child -Copy !req
150. especially one that isn't ours.Copy !req
151. Just throw her out.
We need to think of ourselves.Copy !req
152. Look what it's doing to you.
The kid's not worth it.Copy !req
153. The child means nothing.
She isn't family.Copy !req
154. The street ghettoCopy !req
155. She left homeCopy !req
156. Hey, cutie. Where you goin'?Copy !req
157. Come here.Copy !req
158. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
159. QuietCopy !req
160. Where'd she go?Copy !req
161. She's stronger than she looks.Copy !req
162. My Grandma was sick, and my
Uncle told her to thrown me away.Copy !req
163. He said I was too much trouble,
and that I wasn't even family.Copy !req
164. That's why I'm here on the streets.Copy !req
165. Good. Now you.Copy !req
166. My mother was making dinner,
and I dropped it on the floor.Copy !req
167. I ran away before my step-
father could beat me.Copy !req
168. Work on it. You.Copy !req
169. This is the life I chose, man.
No regrets.Copy !req
170. Listen up - the new ones
are your responsibility.Copy !req
171. Show them what to do -Copy !req
172. but make damn sure they
make money tomorrow.Copy !req
173. Got it?
The street bossCopy !req
174. He is the leaderCopy !req
175. Little Commandos -Copy !req
176. You remember why
we're here, don't you?Copy !req
177. Families - All familiesCopy !req
178. They can break you apart
or keep you togetherCopy !req
179. FamiliesCopy !req
180. All families - They can break
you apart or keep you togetherCopy !req
181. There is something you
have done, Dear FatherCopy !req
182. Some used to starve at homeCopy !req
183. It is so painfulCopy !req
184. Some left their homes
because of the punishmentsCopy !req
185. Why do you want to
bring tears to my eyes?Copy !req
186. They had to leave, as they
thought it can be betterCopy !req
187. It makes me want to leave,
and start my own familyCopy !req
188. Families - All familiesCopy !req
189. They can break you apart
or keep you togetherCopy !req
190. There is something you
have done, Dear MotherCopy !req
191. So, you'll find them on the streetsCopy !req
192. It is so painful
not well taken care ofCopy !req
193. Families - All familiesCopy !req
194. They can even struggle,
just to be earning a livingCopy !req
195. Metal scrapCopy !req
196. You a thief!Copy !req
197. What are you doing with this?Copy !req
198. I'm sorryCopy !req
199. What else did you steal?
I didn't know.Copy !req
200. Tell the truthCopy !req
201. Hit harder. She'll talk.Copy !req
202. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
203. Let's burn her.Copy !req
204. Please, noCopy !req
205. This is none of your business.Copy !req
206. She's just hungry.
This is someone's child.Copy !req
207. Whose child?Copy !req
208. Get out of here.Copy !req
209. I see you againCopy !req
210. I kill youCopy !req
211. SeriouslyCopy !req
212. These young kids always sell aluminumCopy !req
213. I got some good stuff. Hey. Man.Copy !req
214. How you been?
- Same old shit. Just for a small amount of moneyCopy !req
215. so they can take care of themselvesCopy !req
216. How much you want? Gimme 50,000.Copy !req
217. Gotta weight it and see.Copy !req
218. 1.5 Kg. You see?Copy !req
219. I'll give you 1500.Copy !req
220. He's a good manCopy !req
221. He was like this child, onceCopy !req
222. I'll be back with better stuff.Copy !req
223. Understand? You sure?Copy !req
224. You wanna eat, you have to work.Copy !req
225. That's the way it goes around hereCopy !req
226. They begCopy !req
227. for da bossCopy !req
228. If you fail to do so, you'llCopy !req
229. suffer the consequencesCopy !req
230. What's this?Copy !req
231. You're stealing from me.
No, a man gave it to me.Copy !req
232. Thief.Copy !req
233. She's stealing money from us.Copy !req
234. - That's not true.
- Shut up.Copy !req
235. You joke with me?Copy !req
236. You think I'm a joke?Copy !req
237. You see this?Copy !req
238. This a dog tag. I'll teach
you that I'm a Commando.Copy !req
239. I can kill you right now.Copy !req
240. Sandra.Copy !req
241. Next time, you. You will die.Copy !req
242. 1 will kill you next time.Copy !req
243. If you joke around me.Copy !req
244. A Commando. She jokes
with a Commando. Me.Copy !req
245. She does what she mustCopy !req
246. to surviveCopy !req
247. You can't kill me.Copy !req
248. You're just a kid.
You cannot kill me.Copy !req
249. I'm a Commando.
You cannot kill me.Copy !req
250. 10 Years LaterCopy !req
251. Now, you gonna meetCopy !req
252. From New York 2 UgandaCopy !req
253. America's Best Action StarCopy !req
254. Alan Ssali, Masajja wa KabakaCopy !req
255. What is your name?Copy !req
256. I don't understand you,
SO your name is now Betty.Copy !req
257. America's Van DammeCopy !req
258. Here in UgandaCopy !req
259. because his wife kicked him!Copy !req
260. Open your mouth.Copy !req
261. See? That's how you do it.Copy !req
262. Very good. Very good.
Okay, you're done.Copy !req
263. He never asks for money.Copy !req
264. You're very healthy. You're very fine.Copy !req
265. The doctor has an assistantCopy !req
266. Wesley SnipesCopy !req
267. Nooo.Copy !req
268. Yeah, that one.Copy !req
269. It's okay. Thank you.
And we need one of these.Copy !req
270. Later afterCopy !req
271. Long day.Copy !req
272. Is that a dog tag?Copy !req
273. Yeah, it's a dog tag.Copy !req
274. Are you a Commando?Copy !req
275. No. No, I'm not a Commando.Copy !req
276. But, my father was a Commando.Copy !req
277. This is his.Copy !req
278. My mother was a Commando.Copy !req
279. And my brother is a Commando.Copy !req
280. My dog was a Commando.Copy !req
281. Dog? 'Embwa'?Copy !req
282. You have a Commando dog?Copy !req
283. Doctor, are these sweets?Copy !req
284. No, they're not sweets.
Nothing here is sweets.Copy !req
285. They look like sweets.Copy !req
286. No. No, they don't. And
they don't taste like them.Copy !req
287. You don't like them.
You don't want them.Copy !req
288. Clean up, and we're good.
Then we'll go home.Copy !req
289. You're too good. You're
too strong is the problem.Copy !req
290. Is he dead?Copy !req
291. Wake up. Time to find a job.Copy !req
292. Ohhh, this is Uganda, I thought he's dead.Copy !req
293. I'm comin'.Copy !req
294. How you doing?
Yeah, you're lookin' good.Copy !req
295. That's for sure. Okay,
come on. Let's go home.Copy !req
296. We got his bank statements, Black. This
Hirigi's a very rich man. Back to da GhettoCopy !req
297. Remember, it's 10 years laterCopy !req
298. Now all the ghetto kids are grown-upsCopy !req
299. What about you?Copy !req
300. They have a plan against a rich manCopy !req
301. He likes to drink at Club 17.
He's there every afternoon.Copy !req
302. The girl, she's now the leaderCopy !req
303. of this gangCopy !req
304. Hirigi has a wife, Black.Copy !req
305. And a teenage son, named Kenny.Copy !req
306. Here's a photo.Copy !req
307. What's with the muzungu?Copy !req
308. That's the new doctor. He won't last.Copy !req
309. This is easy money.Copy !req
310. - I'm Bad Black.
- Bad Black?Copy !req
311. I'm Ssali. Doctor Ssali.Copy !req
312. I heard you're doing
a great job in my community.Copy !req
313. Thank you. It's only the beginning.Copy !req
314. May I have your contacts?Copy !req
315. You never know -
I can be of any help.Copy !req
316. Don't do it!Copy !req
317. That would be amazing.Copy !req
318. We are just beginning
and we need a lot of help.Copy !req
319. You have dog tags?Copy !req
320. Commando?Copy !req
321. What do you think?Copy !req
322. You see this?Copy !req
323. This is a dog tag. I'll teach
you that I am a Commando.Copy !req
324. Hello, dead muzunguCopy !req
325. He's a Commando.Copy !req
326. He must be a spy. We should
find out what he knows.Copy !req
327. I hate Commandos.Copy !req
328. He's Hirigi, the rich manCopy !req
329. The Mayor has friends there,
that's the problem.Copy !req
330. Otherwise, we could just throw
them out and take the land.Copy !req
331. Who's the babe?Copy !req
332. Go find out,
if you can still walk.Copy !req
333. Watch and learn.Copy !req
334. Kung Fu MasterCopy !req
335. of LoveCopy !req
336. You're not drinking?Copy !req
337. I don't drink.Copy !req
338. You don't drink? That's a first.Copy !req
339. You mean there's
nothing here that you like?Copy !req
340. Maybe one thing.Copy !req
341. Please, don't hurt me. Please.
I'll kill you. Serious.Copy !req
342. You're here alone? Who says I'm alone?
Ohhh, it's da same man.Copy !req
343. She's seeking vengeanceCopy !req
344. I don't see you with anyone.
Yet.Copy !req
345. Ugandan womenCopy !req
346. They are beautifulCopy !req
347. but deadlyCopy !req
348. I -I -I love youCopy !req
349. Sorry, but I need to go.
Something came up.Copy !req
350. No problem.Copy !req
351. It was a pleasure meeting you.Copy !req
352. Thanks for the help.
I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
353. Your phone number.Copy !req
354. StupidCopy !req
355. There's no need. I'll see
you again, if it's meant to be.Copy !req
356. I don't leave things to fate.Copy !req
357. She's goodCopy !req
358. HirigiCopy !req
359. His homeCopy !req
360. His familyCopy !req
361. I think she's wonderful, Kenny.
She's the one, Mom.Copy !req
362. And it's about time I had grandchildren.Copy !req
363. Welcome home, sir.Copy !req
364. What's the emergency?
We have good news.Copy !req
365. A new maid?
She don't look like much.Copy !req
366. This is Ken's fiancee.Copy !req
367. What's that? And she's pregnant.Copy !req
368. What are you saying?
They're getting married.Copy !req
369. Is this a sick joke?
You think this is funny?Copy !req
370. Kenny, where'd you find this whore?Copy !req
371. She lives across town.
Be a man and say it. The ghetto?Copy !req
372. I've known her for years.
What are my rules?Copy !req
373. Never go across the bridge
and mess with that filth.Copy !req
374. You got up. You want to fight me?Copy !req
375. The other girlfriendCopy !req
376. This is getting goodCopy !req
377. How can you let this happen?
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
378. She wants money!Copy !req
379. What's going on?Copy !req
380. It's my life. I love mt fiancee,
and to Hell with you.Copy !req
381. How can you love this roach turd?
Much less get it pregnant?Copy !req
382. Ken, you -Copy !req
383. I've given you my time, my love -Copy !req
384. Ohhh, baby, it's nothing. I love you.Copy !req
385. Go apologize to her.Copy !req
386. That's it! Get out of here.Copy !req
387. To hell with ghetto
Leave this house.Copy !req
388. Are you crazy?Copy !req
389. Why are you hitting me?
You know why.Copy !req
390. What an assholeCopy !req
391. Bad BlackCopy !req
392. Uganda's Best Worst ThiefCopy !req
393. Back to Alan Ssali, Muzugu MugandaCopy !req
394. People have been waiting for you.Copy !req
395. Doctor, what's wrong?Copy !req
396. I met a woman.Copy !req
397. She stole everything.Copy !req
398. She stole my money,
she stole my passport -Copy !req
399. but she stole my dog tags.Copy !req
400. Your dog tags?Copy !req
401. I went to the Police.
They're not gonna do anything.Copy !req
402. And I don't know what to do.Copy !req
403. You should not go to the Police.Copy !req
404. You are a Commando.
I'm not a Commando. I'm a Doctor.Copy !req
405. You're father was a Commando.
It is in your blood.Copy !req
406. You are Commando.Copy !req
407. If you can't train yourself,
I can train you.Copy !req
408. How can you train me?
I'm a Doctor. I don't know anything.Copy !req
409. First lessonCopy !req
410. Get da hell outta here.
Can't you see the Doctor's sick?Copy !req
411. He looks fine to us.
We've been here all morning.Copy !req
412. Learn to take care of yourselves.Copy !req
413. Your adults, aren't you?Copy !req
414. You goCopy !req
415. You don't have to fear.Copy !req
416. I believe in you.Copy !req
417. What da hell?Copy !req
418. Are you ready?Copy !req
419. Time 4 Action. Let's go!Copy !req
420. What the hell, man?Copy !req
421. Run! Run!Copy !req
422. You have to be a CommandoCopy !req
423. You have to learnCopy !req
424. to fight 4 yourself!Copy !req
425. Forget your wife in AmericaCopy !req
426. She hates you!Copy !req
427. Run.Copy !req
428. That, my friend, was poo pooCopy !req
429. For realCopy !req
430. This is UgandaCopy !req
431. Poo poo everywhereCopy !req
432. You don't want to be a Commando?Copy !req
433. Yet, your brother is a CommandoCopy !req
434. You even have -Copy !req
435. Dodge!Copy !req
436. A Commando dogCopy !req
437. I'm a Doctor, dammit.Copy !req
438. Just leave me aloneCopy !req
439. What's this?Copy !req
440. Get him!Copy !req
441. Get muzunguCopy !req
442. Wait, wait. Wait.Copy !req
443. Eat da white guyCopy !req
444. Cook him alive!Copy !req
445. He must be deliciousCopy !req
446. They're gonna kill meCopy !req
447. Somebody help meCopy !req
448. Idi AminCopy !req
449. I brought for you food.
I'm eating this. This is good.Copy !req
450. It's "kikommando'. It's
good for Commandos.Copy !req
451. Yes! It's good for Commandos.Copy !req
452. I like this. This is my favorite.
This is rubbish.Copy !req
453. You're not a civilian!Copy !req
454. I brought for you food.Copy !req
455. You eat kikommandoCopy !req
456. Running water.Copy !req
457. This is water?Copy !req
458. I have to drink this?Copy !req
459. MasterCopy !req
460. Da Kung Fu MasterCopy !req
461. The Karate KidCopy !req
462. What is this?Copy !req
463. Some 'matoke'? Maybe some candy bars.Copy !req
464. Are you stupid?Copy !req
465. Push ups.Copy !req
466. Miyagi Supa ToughCopy !req
467. Down, down, down. Push ups.Copy !req
468. Do itCopy !req
469. The Ugandan MiyagiCopy !req
470. One.Copy !req
471. That is two. That is two. Three.Copy !req
472. Wesley SnipesCopy !req
473. Good teacherCopy !req
474. I'm going to teach you how to kick.Copy !req
475. Now, do it.Copy !req
476. Are you ready? Now, kick this.Copy !req
477. Supa MasterCopy !req
478. I'm showing you. I'm showing you.Copy !req
479. Catch. Catch.Copy !req
480. He's trying to be a good CommandoCopy !req
481. A good soldierCopy !req
482. That's good.Copy !req
483. Master, I'm doneCopy !req
484. I think you are ready.Copy !req
485. Ready to dieCopy !req
486. KennyCopy !req
487. Hirigi's son, KennyCopy !req
488. Families - All familiesCopy !req
489. Someone tortured?Copy !req
490. Bad BlackCopy !req
491. What are you doing here, rich kid?Copy !req
492. I want some drugs.
Now, he wanna try the ghetto lifeCopy !req
493. Who said we have drugs?
I saw some musicians.Copy !req
494. Not all musicians use drugs, man.Copy !req
495. Find out why he's here.Copy !req
496. I have an idea.Copy !req
497. Don't involve drugs
in your problems, man.Copy !req
498. Listen to himCopy !req
499. It's good adviceCopy !req
500. You hearing me?Copy !req
501. I should take itCopy !req
502. I see this all the time -
Nothing good comes from it.Copy !req
503. What's he want?
To get high, man.Copy !req
504. - He got money?
- Lots.Copy !req
505. Families - All familiesCopy !req
506. Stop it. Stop it.Copy !req
507. Think back to when we were kids.Copy !req
508. To when we were frightened
and begging on the streets.Copy !req
509. To when you were thrown from home.Copy !req
510. We need to feel it.Copy !req
511. The song needs to be
perfect for tonight's concert.Copy !req
512. Wow, look at all the hot women.Copy !req
513. What are you looking at?
Those two.Copy !req
514. I bet they're twins.Copy !req
515. Careful. You're disrespecting our boss.
But, they're hot.Copy !req
516. Keep him high and out of sight.Copy !req
517. Give him some Jet Fuel.Copy !req
518. You like to fly? You're gonna
be the first Ugandan on the Moon.Copy !req
519. I'm soaring thru the air.Copy !req
520. Nothing can stop me.
I can do whatever I want.Copy !req
521. Out of the way, stupid birds.Copy !req
522. Now, it's time for ActionCopy !req
523. Wait for my signal.Copy !req
524. Alan Ssali, Masajja wa KabakaCopy !req
525. Now he's CommandoCopy !req
526. Where are my dog tags?Copy !req
527. Supa ToughCopy !req
528. Looking for a wife?Copy !req
529. Think you'll find one in Uganda?Copy !req
530. Yeah!Copy !req
531. Beat muzungu! Beat him good.Copy !req
532. This is ghettoCopy !req
533. Hey, you fuckin' American. What
the hell you looking for here?Copy !req
534. Owe NkimaCopy !req
535. "Ugandan Supa Soldier'Copy !req
536. Hey, he's winning. He's winning!Copy !req
537. Ohhh, he's losing.Copy !req
538. What are you looking for?
No one.Copy !req
539. - You saying?
- Black?Copy !req
540. Behind you. Behind you.Copy !req
541. Supa FighterCopy !req
542. Long Island KickCopy !req
543. Jesus, they're gonna kill meCopy !req
544. Run, muzunguCopy !req
545. Miyagi! Come and help me, Miyagi!Copy !req
546. This time muzungu is deadCopy !req
547. Mama MiaCopy !req
548. No escapeCopy !req
549. Ohhh, in the poo pooCopy !req
550. Da poo pooCopy !req
551. Ugandan poo pooCopy !req
552. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
553. Miyagi, where are you?Copy !req
554. What is it?Copy !req
555. I can't. There's too many of them.Copy !req
556. Are you mad?Copy !req
557. You can do it!Copy !req
558. It took me years to be tough.Copy !req
559. Go. I said go.Copy !req
560. Do it!Copy !req
561. Go back. Go!Copy !req
562. I'll do itCopy !req
563. I can do it. I can do it.Copy !req
564. Hey, it's Uncle Benon
Another dead muzungu.Copy !req
565. Wrong movieCopy !req
566. I have one child. A son.Copy !req
567. Back to the MugagaCopy !req
568. But, I no longer consider
him family. He ruined his life.Copy !req
569. Is it drugs?
Ghetto life has its consequences.Copy !req
570. I'm scared of the people down there.Copy !req
571. As soon as I buy the land,
I'll throw them all out.Copy !req
572. But, those people can
kill their own parents.Copy !req
573. My son is not in my life.
You have nothing to fear.Copy !req
574. In fact, that's why
I'm looking for a new wife.Copy !req
575. One who can give me a proper son,
and take over my inheritance.Copy !req
576. Sir, I would be honored
to be your wife. But -Copy !req
577. That's fastCopy !req
578. Ohhh, Hirigi's in LoveCopy !req
579. Dumb bastardCopy !req
580. What is it? Tell me.Copy !req
581. Well, what if -Copy !req
582. you first transfer your money to me, so
I can start being a good mother to our son?Copy !req
583. Ohhh, good ideaCopy !req
584. Is that all? No problem. We
can do it tomorrow. You smartCopy !req
585. I trust youCopy !req
586. Really? You mean it?Copy !req
587. Of course. We'll go to my lawyer.
I love you.Copy !req
588. Men, we can be so stupid
All familiesCopy !req
589. They can break us apart
or keep us togetherCopy !req
590. All familiesCopy !req
591. They can break us apart
or keep us togetherCopy !req
592. There is something you
have done, Dear HusbandCopy !req
593. Why do you want to
bring tears to my eyes?Copy !req
594. It is so painfulCopy !req
595. This is great. They're singing on the
bridge between the rich and the poor.Copy !req
596. Both sides will get the message -
that family should bring people together.Copy !req
597. Remember, she is the ghetto womanCopy !req
598. This is where this woman comes fromCopy !req
599. Hirigi is sooo happyCopy !req
600. but not for longCopy !req
601. The GhettoCopy !req
602. 'Richie Rich'Copy !req
603. What are we doing here?Copy !req
604. Welcome home, dear. Hungry? No thank
you, Grandma. Hey, it's JajjaCopy !req
605. from beginningCopy !req
606. Have a seat.Copy !req
607. You gonna need itCopy !req
608. You two know each other?Copy !req
609. I want you to meet my boyfriend.
We're gonna get married.Copy !req
610. Sweet Jesus, I hope you're
either drunk or asleep -Copy !req
611. Are you a retarded goat?Copy !req
612. What da hell is she talking about?Copy !req
613. She's so old, she's become senile.Copy !req
614. Is it a sin for a rich man to marry
a young, beautiful woman?Copy !req
615. Asshole!Copy !req
616. This is your own granddaughter.Copy !req
617. She's the child of the daughter
you let die in the ghetto.Copy !req
618. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
619. I'll kill you! You're dead.Copy !req
620. Flavia?Copy !req
621. The grandfather?Copy !req
622. She's marrying the grandfather?Copy !req
623. We need to go back to my lawyer.Copy !req
624. Bad Black is crazy!Copy !req
625. Did they Beat the Rat?Copy !req
626. Did they?Copy !req
627. I'm going to vomitCopy !req
628. What are you doing?Copy !req
629. This now belongs to me.Copy !req
630. You and this old hag -
you think you can steal from me?Copy !req
631. Don't you know who I am?
I'm a very powerful man.Copy !req
632. That's it. I'm gonna buy this land
and throw you all in the gutter.Copy !req
633. With what money?Copy !req
634. Back to Muzungu Muganda, Alan SsaliCopy !req
635. Thank GodCopy !req
636. Muzungu, how are you?Copy !req
637. I'm fine. And how are you? Okay.Copy !req
638. What is your name?
My name is Rachel.Copy !req
639. Rachel, that's a beautiful name.
Where is your mother?Copy !req
640. My Mom has gone to work.Copy !req
641. And your Dad?
I don't have a Dad.Copy !req
642. Do you like candy? Sweets. Yes.Copy !req
643. Do you know her?Copy !req
644. Yes, that is Black.Copy !req
645. Yes, everyone knows her.Copy !req
646. Do you know her?
ll met her, yes. I know her.Copy !req
647. She is Black.Copy !req
648. Take me to her.
First, give me my sweets.Copy !req
649. Ugandan womenCopy !req
650. Thank you.Copy !req
651. Come, come.Copy !req
652. Here.Copy !req
653. Ooooooh, Ssali's madCopy !req
654. You'll be mad, tooCopy !req
655. if you can only act in UgandaCopy !req
656. Hirigi likes to drink at Club 17.Copy !req
657. Watch dogsCopy !req
658. I want my stuff backCopy !req
659. Now, he's CommandoCopy !req
660. For realCopy !req
661. MercenaryCopy !req
662. There she is. Kill her!Copy !req
663. Look at my car.Copy !req
664. Please, help meCopy !req
665. She stole everything you see.Copy !req
666. Look at my house. It's ruined.Copy !req
667. That's her?Copy !req
668. Just throw her out.
She's nothing.Copy !req
669. She's not family.Copy !req
670. As long as she can rememberCopy !req
671. Hey, you -Copy !req
672. Why do you cause
problems for everyone?Copy !req
673. Now, I'm gonna throw
you from this home, too.Copy !req
674. He came to finish her offCopy !req
675. She finished him offCopy !req
676. You're telling me Bad Black is
giving money away in the slums?Copy !req
677. Yes, sir.Copy !req
678. What kind of criminal is this?
Why can't the Police stop him?Copy !req
679. Bad Black is very,
very wise and street smart.Copy !req
680. The ghetto loves and protects the gang.
They have spies everywhere.Copy !req
681. And Bad Black always
moves with an army of thugs.Copy !req
682. It's a huge network,
and they have a lot of money.Copy !req
683. But, that's just part of the problem.Copy !req
684. We don't even know
what Bad Black looks like.Copy !req
685. But, we have a plan.Copy !req
686. A big arms deal is
goin' down in the slums.Copy !req
687. At just the right moment -Copy !req
688. my Kung Fu Cops will surround them.Copy !req
689. I promise you -Copy !req
690. We'll chop off their heads, and throw
Bad Black's corpse in prison forever.Copy !req
691. MuzunguuuuuuuuuuuuuCopy !req
692. Oooh, da poo pooCopy !req
693. No more poo pooCopy !req
694. Stallone should fight a crocodile. I'd
pay to see that. Excess use of GanjaCopy !req
695. Here 2 stop BlackCopy !req
696. ForeverCopy !req
697. Predator's half Jamaican, you know.Copy !req
698. MamacitaCopy !req
699. Everyone you asked for is here.Copy !req
700. Including the gun dealer.Copy !req
701. Show Madame the briefcase.Copy !req
702. A tough squad on a missionCopy !req
703. HelloCopy !req
704. Put the guns away. Don't worry.Copy !req
705. Gun dealersCopy !req
706. Gun smugglersCopy !req
707. Tough gangCopy !req
708. Tougher than ActionCopy !req
709. Let's talk inside.Copy !req
710. Leave the guns here.Copy !req
711. Watch the briefcase and weapons.Copy !req
712. BriefcaseCopy !req
713. You goddamn thieves!
But, we're all thieves.Copy !req
714. It's time to deliverCopy !req
715. Da movie's on!Copy !req
716. Alan Ssali in ActionCopy !req
717. He has a machine gunCopy !req
718. Supa WarriorCopy !req
719. Gimmie my stuff backCopy !req
720. Is that Rambo?Copy !req
721. Hands up.Copy !req
722. Watch dogs!Copy !req
723. Don't move.Copy !req
724. Ugandan PoliceCopy !req
725. Kung Fu CopCopy !req
726. It's the doctor. He's gone crazy!Copy !req
727. America's Best Action Staaaaaaar!Copy !req
728. Ugandan CobraCopy !req
729. meets da PantherCopy !req
730. Supa FighterCopy !req
731. ChinaCopy !req
732. China in UgandaCopy !req
733. What's wrong?
Another muzungu's gone nuts.Copy !req
734. I knew it. I knew it.Copy !req
735. Run for your life!Copy !req
736. Run, runCopy !req
737. Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun!Copy !req
738. Save me, pleaseCopy !req
739. It's da doctorCopy !req
740. He's crazy!Copy !req
741. He has a machine gunCopy !req
742. We all dead. He's gonna kill us.Copy !req
743. A new warrior on da blockCopy !req
744. DanceCopy !req
745. Ugandan danceCopy !req
746. Worst doctor everCopy !req
747. FireCopy !req
748. Alan SsaliCopy !req
749. This doctorCopy !req
750. needs bordersCopy !req
751. He wants BlackCopy !req
752. Where the fuck are my dog tags?Copy !req
753. Let me explain.Copy !req
754. Get 'em!Copy !req
755. This is Black. This is
who you're looking for.Copy !req
756. And I have my dog tags.Copy !req
757. Don't fuck with Americans.Copy !req
758. Now U gonna see Uganda's firstCopy !req
759. Women in Prison movieCopy !req
760. You call that a massage?Copy !req
761. See who they're bringing.Copy !req
762. Enjoy your new girlfriend.Copy !req
763. Suck my dick.Copy !req
764. Look at you.Copy !req
765. You're mine, now. Understand?Copy !req
766. Look at these pretty clothes.Copy !req
767. Who do you think you are?
Bad Black?Copy !req
768. Gonna seduce my husband, too?Copy !req
769. Come on, take it easy.Copy !req
770. Money, gimmie moneyCopy !req
771. Hurry up.Copy !req
772. Make it my birthday.Copy !req
773. This is a lot of money.
You must really be Bad Black.Copy !req
774. I'm gonna keep this as a souvenir.Copy !req
775. GodzillaCopy !req
776. Welcome, Bad Black.Copy !req
777. Fan of Bad BlackCopy !req
778. I love your work.Copy !req
779. Listen, can you teach me
to seduce rich men, like you?Copy !req
780. They can make anyone from
the ghetto just disappear.Copy !req
781. Why are you here?Copy !req
782. Long story.Copy !req
783. Kill, kill, killCopy !req
784. What she do?
Nothing. She just likes it here.Copy !req
785. They brought me here
right after I gave birth.Copy !req
786. I never even held my child.Copy !req
787. After all these years, I don't
even know if she's alive.Copy !req
788. My father was a very rich man.Copy !req
789. He put me here because
of whom I loved.Copy !req
790. She was abandoned by the familyCopy !req
791. like Bad BlackCopy !req
792. Hey, where we going?Copy !req
793. Rescue MissionCopy !req
794. Kenny on da Rescue MissionCopy !req
795. All hands on deck.
Ready for take-off.Copy !req
796. You're Schwarzenegger.
Rambo. I wanna be Rambo.Copy !req
797. Put on your lucky coat.Copy !req
798. I need guns.Copy !req
799. All da guns. And ammo.Copy !req
800. A bad man, a bad man,
a bad man, is a bad man.Copy !req
801. Hope you like Heaven, man.Copy !req
802. Lets do this.Copy !req
803. You're the Ghetto Schwarzenegger.
Me am the KingCopy !req
804. Me da conquerorCopy !req
805. Me da boss around
You're our hero. A real movie star.Copy !req
806. Say Hello to Commando Jesus.Copy !req
807. Rescue MissionCopy !req
808. Who are you? Where you going?Copy !req
809. Can't you read?Copy !req
810. I'm telling you -Copy !req
811. women are more dangerous than men.Copy !req
812. You want 2 sleep?Copy !req
813. Okay, I put to sleepCopy !req
814. Bad Black in the house.Copy !req
815. Bad Black?Copy !req
816. All your problems are solved.Copy !req
817. AlarmCopy !req
818. Get outta here. All of you.Copy !req
819. You're free. You're free.Copy !req
820. Go, you're freeCopy !req
821. You stay hereCopy !req
822. It's dangerous outsideCopy !req
823. What are you doing?
You're free in just two days.Copy !req
824. I don't care. I can't go on.
Think of your daughter.Copy !req
825. Come out and play.
I'm just getting started.Copy !req
826. Where are you?Copy !req
827. Let's see who's the best.Copy !req
828. Move, move. Let's go.
SupazillaCopy !req
829. She's looseCopy !req
830. Supazilla's looseCopy !req
831. You, there. Stop!Copy !req
832. RiotsCopy !req
833. Prison riotsCopy !req
834. WomenCopy !req
835. Dangerous Ugandan womenCopy !req
836. Oh, crap! He's freed all the prisoners.Copy !req
837. CommandoCopy !req
838. Lock all the doors and exits.Copy !req
839. Beat the Rat?Copy !req
840. SupazillaCopy !req
841. Supa Woman!Copy !req
842. Supa WarriorCopy !req
843. Oh, God! No!Copy !req
844. She'll destroy Kampala.Copy !req
845. GodzillaCopy !req
846. Mortar fireCopy !req
847. Expect da UnexpectableCopy !req
848. He claims to be Bad BlackCopy !req
849. He's Bad Black nowCopy !req
850. I think I saw GodzillaCopy !req
851. Avoid doors and gates.
Jump the walls if necessary.Copy !req
852. Split into two teams and surround him.Copy !req
853. Expect no MercyCopy !req
854. The situationCopy !req
855. now goes beyond monotonousCopy !req
856. Oh, my God!Copy !req
857. Where'd she go?Copy !req
858. Help me, Museveni!
Call the MilitaryCopy !req
859. What's he doing now?
See for yourself.Copy !req
860. And I want '24' back on TV.Copy !req
861. Best damn show on TV.Copy !req
862. That's drugs talking.Copy !req
863. That's the son of Hirigi,
the rich guy in town.Copy !req
864. Let's play.Copy !req
865. Let's get him. But alive.Copy !req
866. Alive?Copy !req
867. TargetCopy !req
868. More deadlierCopy !req
869. He is RamboCopy !req
870. SchwarzeneggerCopy !req
871. Van DammeCopy !req
872. Bruce WillisCopy !req
873. Bill MurrayCopy !req
874. StalloneCopy !req
875. Nothing can stop himCopy !req
876. He is Schwarzenegger He is
everything, man He's Van DammeCopy !req
877. Zoe BellCopy !req
878. Nothing can stop himCopy !req
879. Poor KennyCopy !req
880. He has nothingCopy !req
881. Lost girlfriendsCopy !req
882. Lost homeCopy !req
883. Kenny lost everythingCopy !req
884. OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhCopy !req
885. My eggplantsCopy !req
886. Let's call it a draw.Copy !req
887. What a movie!Copy !req
888. Good thing it's overCopy !req
889. She has done for her time, nowCopy !req
890. In light of yesterday's events -Copy !req
891. All criminal charges against
the defendant are dismissed.Copy !req
892. We'll now hear the case
against her as filed by Mr. Hirigi.Copy !req
893. Mr. Hirigi accuses
the defendant of extortionCopy !req
894. leading to the theft of
his property and assets.Copy !req
895. Do you understand the charges?Copy !req
896. Innocent or Guilty?Copy !req
897. Now, we're going to learnCopy !req
898. why Bad Black did everythingCopy !req
899. BoringCopy !req
900. She can talkCopy !req
901. OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhCopy !req
902. Swaaz was her fatherCopy !req
903. Swaaz was a good manCopy !req
904. and loved in the ghettoCopy !req
905. He loved Flavia verrrrrry much You're
my Action Hero. You're mine, too.Copy !req
906. But, he had no money.Copy !req
907. Is this the bastard?Copy !req
908. How dare you touch my daughter?Copy !req
909. Wait, I'm not done.Copy !req
910. How can you be so stupid, Flavia?
At least I married for Love.Copy !req
911. You wanna be poor?
Go and be poor.Copy !req
912. But do it alone.Copy !req
913. You'll see what interesting
lives the poor lead.Copy !req
914. Then Flavia became dyingCopy !req
915. and pregnantCopy !req
916. Doctor, please save my family.Copy !req
917. Rescue MissionCopy !req
918. Get to the Hospital!Copy !req
919. Still a bastardCopy !req
920. Here's the money.Copy !req
921. Doctor, please save them.Copy !req
922. Swaaz saved his babyCopy !req
923. But not himselfCopy !req
924. I don't care if she's dead. She's
going to jail. And not FlaviaCopy !req
925. She's alive.Copy !req
926. Where's Swaaz?Copy !req
927. Those assholes killed him.Copy !req
928. With no family, Baby Black
was brought to JajjaCopy !req
929. A baby? Why the
hell is this my problem?Copy !req
930. When I learned my own
grandfather wanted to evict the slum.Copy !req
931. I knew I had to do something.Copy !req
932. Most of all, I wanted him to knowCopy !req
933. that the poor can't help being poor,
and no one can chose whom they love.Copy !req
934. If my mother were alive,
she'd tell you how unfair life can be.Copy !req
935. I'm right here.Copy !req
936. What da hell?Copy !req
937. Flavia?Copy !req
938. How've you been?Copy !req
939. That's Flavia?Copy !req
940. That's her Mother?Copy !req
941. She's alive?Copy !req
942. I'm so confusedCopy !req
943. and I'm Ugandan!Copy !req
944. Now, you know all about LoveCopy !req
945. in UgandaCopy !req
946. Back to Muzungu Muganda, Alan SsaliCopy !req
947. You look beautiful, however
not quite the nurse yet.Copy !req
948. Put that on.Copy !req
949. Now, she wants 2 be a DoctorCopy !req
950. and helping childrenCopy !req
951. Hirigi's wife!Copy !req
952. My family destroyed
by my own granddaughter.Copy !req
953. Revenge!Copy !req
954. Look ooooout!Copy !req
955. What da hell?Copy !req
956. Muzungu really did dieCopy !req
957. I liked himCopy !req