1. Welcome
to the Australian Wildlife Park,Copy !req
2. home to the cutest animals in the world.Copy !req
3. We're here! Look at them all!Copy !req
4. Whoa!Copy !req
5. Mummy, Mummy, can I please have
one of these? Please?Copy !req
6. Aw, baby bilbies!Copy !req
7. Can I take one home?Copy !req
8. Take my picture! Take my picture!Copy !req
9. Oh my gosh! It's Pretty Boy!Copy !req
10. Yay! Pretty Boy!Copy !req
11. Aw.Copy !req
12. Okay, folks, just give the little fella
some air, would ya?Copy !req
13. He's a bit tuckered out.Copy !req
14. But his webcam is on 24-7,Copy !req
15. so you can see him anytime
on the Pretty Boy app.Copy !req
16. Yay!Copy !req
17. We love you!Copy !req
18. - Bye!
- Bye, Pretty Boy!Copy !req
19. I wanna go see the ugly animals.Copy !req
20. Dolores, you come back here!
Those creatures are dangerous.Copy !req
21. I'm not afraid
of some stupid, smelly, ugly...Copy !req
22. What's going on?Copy !req
23. Did Jackie scare another kid?Copy !req
24. Yep.Copy !req
25. She's such a ham.
The show hasn't even started yet.Copy !req
26. - She didn't bite anyone, did she?
- Nah.Copy !req
27. Just gave some whiny kid a bit of a scare.Copy !req
28. Probably the first time
she's seen a croc close-up.Copy !req
29. Wait till they get a peep
at Maddie.Copy !req
30. Showtime, guys.Copy !req
31. Do they have to blast that horn?
Why can't they play panpipes?Copy !req
32. You're a deadly scorpion, Nigel.
Forget the panpipes.Copy !req
33. I hate showtime.Copy !req
34. Should we wake Maddie
and tell her what it's like out there?Copy !req
35. Nah. Let the poor thing sleep.
She'll know soon enough.Copy !req
36. - Aw, not the pincers!
- Ugh! Could they at least warm 'em up?Copy !req
37. Righto, guys, grab some glass.Copy !req
38. Mmm.Copy !req
39. Oh, stop. Please!
I'm ticklish. Please stop!Copy !req
40. Hey, hey, hey!
Watch the spikes! That's soft tissue!Copy !req
41. Good luck, Maddie.Copy !req
42. G'day, gorgeous.Copy !req
43. Hi, Chaz.Copy !req
44. How's my special girl?Copy !req
45. Ready to get out there
and meet your public?Copy !req
46. Yes.Copy !req
47. And I know you can't understand me,
but I'm gonna make you so proud out there.Copy !req
48. You call that a smile? Come on,
where are those fabulous fangs?Copy !req
49. Maddie, those people are gonna go nuts
when they see you.Copy !req
50. So let's get out there
and show the world how beautiful you are.Copy !req
51. They're horrible. They're disgusting.Copy !req
52. They're the deadliest creatures
on the planet.Copy !req
53. But have no fear.Copy !req
54. 'Cause they're guarded by the toughest
and bravest hero in the whole world.Copy !req
55. He puts the Aussie in awesome.Copy !req
56. The wonder from Down Under.Copy !req
57. He's my dad, Chaz Hunt.Copy !req
58. Thanks, Chazzie.Copy !req
59. I don't know about being a hero, folks,Copy !req
60. but the ol' chip off the block's right
about one thing.Copy !req
61. These animals are deadly.Copy !req
62. Step back, son. Step back.Copy !req
63. 'Cause it's time to meet Jackie,
the saltwater crocodile.Copy !req
64. This beast from the billabong
could swallow you whole.Copy !req
65. But not on my watch!Copy !req
66. Come and get me, you ugly monster!Copy !req
67. - Come on. Easy!
- Papa!Copy !req
68. I'll take her from here, son.Copy !req
69. Easy. Whew! Crikey!Copy !req
70. That was tougher than tackling
a Tasmanian tiger off a tucker box.Copy !req
71. It's not just the big critters
you gotta look out for.Copy !req
72. - Chazzie, bring out the creepy crawlies.
- Here ya go, Dad!Copy !req
73. In this box
is one of Australia's deadliest creatures.Copy !req
74. And he's no bigger than my hand.Copy !req
75. Sting, sting. Ouch, ouch.Copy !req
76. Grr. Grr.Copy !req
77. Not scary enough? How'd you like
to hold this hairy little beauty,Copy !req
78. a venomous funnel web spider!Copy !req
79. He's extra toey right now because
it's funnel web spider mating season,Copy !req
80. and he's the only one in captivity.Copy !req
81. I can't believe he just told them that.Copy !req
82. You have been a bit tense lately, Frank.Copy !req
83. Hang about!
What's this disgusting thing under my hat?Copy !req
84. Ugh! Your face?Copy !req
85. A thorny devil lizard!Copy !req
86. Ew.Copy !req
87. But by far, the deadliest creature
on this planet is the taipan snake.Copy !req
88. There is no creature
more deadly, more venomous.Copy !req
89. Now stand back, folks.Copy !req
90. I trained her myself
the moment she came out of the egg.Copy !req
91. Please let them love me.Copy !req
92. Oh no, set the bar lower, Maddie.Copy !req
93. Like. Please like me.
Liking would be fine,Copy !req
94. and like could become love,
and like would be terrific.Copy !req
95. - Break a leg, Maddie!
- She doesn't have any legs.Copy !req
96. She can borrow one of mine.Copy !req
97. So prepare to meet...Copy !req
98. Medusa!Copy !req
99. Oh, the sun!Copy !req
100. Oh my gosh. Thank you. Ah!Copy !req
101. It's so amazing finally meeting you all.Copy !req
102. Um, I... I've never even seen
the sun before.Copy !req
103. Now show 'em that beautiful smile.Copy !req
104. Well, didn't I warn you, folks?
She is a cold-blooded killer!Copy !req
105. Wait, what?Copy !req
106. Look at those hideous fangs!Copy !req
107. "Hideous"? But you... you said...Copy !req
108. Hear that horrible hiss?
That means she's about to attack!Copy !req
109. Look at her!Copy !req
110. Just one drop from this snake's venom
can kill 100 peopleCopy !req
111. in less than ten seconds.Copy !req
112. Get that monster away from my son!Copy !req
113. "Monster"?Copy !req
114. Righto! Back in your box!Copy !req
115. - Get in there, you ugly monster!
- Good one, son!Copy !req
116. But I'm not a monster, am I?Copy !req
117. The park
is now closing, folks,Copy !req
118. but don't forget to tune in
to the Pretty Boy appCopy !req
119. to watch
everyone's favorite koala go to bed.Copy !req
120. Night night, little guy. Sleep tight.Copy !req
121. Bonne nuit, Pretty Boy.Copy !req
122. Aw.Copy !req
123. This is Mission Control
patching you through to Pretty Boy now.Copy !req
124. Aw.Copy !req
125. Ow!Copy !req
126. Oh!Copy !req
127. Are you okay, Maddie?Copy !req
128. Get down, you crazy croc.Copy !req
129. Be careful, Jackie.
They don't know you're kidding.Copy !req
130. Ah! They love it!Copy !req
131. Besides, keeps me young.Copy !req
132. And how are my babies tonight?Copy !req
133. Maddie! I almost forgot.
Today was your first show. How'd it go?Copy !req
134. Aw. That bad, huh?Copy !req
135. Oh, honey.Copy !req
136. Look at me. Come on.
Show Auntie Jackie that beautiful face.Copy !req
137. I'm not beautiful.Copy !req
138. I'm a monster.Copy !req
139. Because a few humans screamed?Copy !req
140. They were terrified, Jackie.Copy !req
141. I... I made them cry.Copy !req
142. So? Have some fun with it. I do.Copy !req
143. That's not who we really are.
Frank, who are you?Copy !req
144. Australian funnel web,
Hadronyche cerberea.Copy !req
145. Not the label on your cage, love.
In your heart. What's your true passion?Copy !req
146. Interpretive dance.Copy !req
147. What? Why is that so funny, Zoe?Copy !req
148. I thought you needed a partner
to be a dancer.Copy !req
149. Don't be mean! It's not Frank's faultCopy !req
150. that it's mating season,
and he can't get a date.Copy !req
151. Oh my God. Please, can everybody
just stop talking about that?Copy !req
152. I'm single by choice! By choice, people!Copy !req
153. And Nigel... Nigel just wants
everything to be beautiful.Copy !req
154. I have a horror of beige.Copy !req
155. And Zoe's so smart,Copy !req
156. she's always figuring out
clever ways to escape.Copy !req
157. And as for you, you can...Copy !req
158. - Kill 100 people in ten seconds!
- Seriously?Copy !req
159. Uh, I was just complimenting
her ruthless efficiency.Copy !req
160. Not helping, Frank.Copy !req
161. You can be whoever you want.Copy !req
162. So who cares
what a bunch of silly humans think?Copy !req
163. But... but Chaz said that they'd love me.
He said I was special.Copy !req
164. And you are special.Copy !req
165. No, not in that way,Copy !req
166. not like him.Copy !req
167. - Ugh. Gross.
- I hate him.Copy !req
168. I'd love a snuggle.Copy !req
169. Uh, I mean, boo.Copy !req
170. People love him.
They line up for hours just to hug him.Copy !req
171. No one's ever gonna wanna hug me.Copy !req
172. Unless you threaten them
with your insatiable bloodlust.Copy !req
173. - Frank!
- It's just a pitch.Copy !req
174. Aw. You know what you need?Copy !req
175. - A nice bedtime story to cheer you up.
- Yay!Copy !req
176. Now you kids were brought here
when you were just babies,Copy !req
177. so you wouldn't remember anything
about the outback.Copy !req
178. Oh, I do, I do. I mean, not much
but, uh, just a song my mum used to sing.Copy !req
179. - Why don't you sing it to us now?
- And maybe Frank can dance!Copy !req
180. Uh, maybe Frank needs help.Copy !req
181. It... it... it's a twig. I know that.Copy !req
182. But try telling my heart.Copy !req
183. - Aw.
- Aw, that's beautiful, hon.Copy !req
184. Your mum must've loved you very much.Copy !req
185. I wish I'd known her.Copy !req
186. Well, can't say I ever met her,Copy !req
187. but before I came here,
I visited a lot of places in the outback.Copy !req
188. - What was your favorite place?
- Oh boy, that's a tough one.Copy !req
189. - She tells us every night, Nigel.
- Shh.Copy !req
190. I think my favorite place is
the mountains where I grew up.Copy !req
191. - I knew it! I knew she was gonna say that.
- She says it every night!Copy !req
192. They're
the most beautiful mountains in the world.Copy !req
193. Tall as the sky!Copy !req
194. - What color?
- Red as a bushberry.Copy !req
195. Except at sunset, when they turn
the true color of the outback.Copy !req
196. - Burnt sienna.
- That's right.Copy !req
197. And that's the place
where all of you come from.Copy !req
198. And I know that one dayCopy !req
199. you're gonna find your way
back to those mountainsCopy !req
200. and meet your families.Copy !req
201. Now go to sleep, my babies.Copy !req
202. First show's
always the hardest, hon.Copy !req
203. It gets easier. I promise.Copy !req
204. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
205. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
206. Wake up, snakey! Wake up!Copy !req
207. It's Pretty Boy!Copy !req
208. Mom, the koalas!
I want one. You promised me.Copy !req
209. - Pretty Boy!
- Look, it's Pretty Boy!Copy !req
210. Whoa!Copy !req
211. Aw.Copy !req
212. Back in your box!Copy !req
213. Stay still, ya mean old croc!Copy !req
214. Ahh!Copy !req
215. Sting, sting! Ouch, ouch!Copy !req
216. Back in your box!Copy !req
217. Help!
There's a kid in the crocodile pool!Copy !req
218. Croc on the loose!Copy !req
219. - Daddy!
- Chazzie!Copy !req
220. Jackie!Copy !req
221. Help me!Copy !req
222. She's gonna eat me!Copy !req
223. What? No! I just want to help.Copy !req
224. Daddy! Ahh!Copy !req
225. Oh no! Oh!Copy !req
226. Ah! She's going for him!Copy !req
227. Get that monster away from my son!Copy !req
228. Don't worry, love. Your dad's on his way.Copy !req
229. Ahh!Copy !req
230. Ahh!Copy !req
231. What's happening?
Why are there sirens? I hate sirens.Copy !req
232. - Maybe the park's on fire.
- Maybe Pretty Boy died.Copy !req
233. Nah. I've seen the plans for his funeral.
There's a choir.Copy !req
234. It's Jackie.Copy !req
235. They thought she was attacking Chaz's son,
but she was just trying to help.Copy !req
236. Put a muzzle on her!
Get her out of here!Copy !req
237. Down! Down!Copy !req
238. Leave her alone!Copy !req
239. She didn't do anything!
She was just trying to help! Jackie!Copy !req
240. - Maddie.
- I've gotta get outta here.Copy !req
241. - Let me out!
- Maddie!Copy !req
242. I'll take a closer look, okay?Copy !req
243. Oh, Jackie.Copy !req
244. No.Copy !req
245. It wasn't my fault, Dad! Honest!
I was just trying to be like you.Copy !req
246. Hey. I'm not mad at you, Chazzie.Copy !req
247. You're... you're not?Copy !req
248. It's never easy
seeing an animal get taken away like that.Copy !req
249. Look, that croc had it coming.Copy !req
250. I mean, these creatures are killers, son.
Never forget it.Copy !req
251. I was so proud of you out there.Copy !req
252. Not every kid can stare down the gullet
of a two-ton killing machineCopy !req
253. and come away with dry daks.
That takes guts.Copy !req
254. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
255. Now, how about a bedtime story?Copy !req
256. Where were we?Copy !req
257. Chapter four.Copy !req
258. "How I Fought a Giant Python
and Lost Your Mother."Copy !req
259. "The swamp was steamy
with the stench of deathCopy !req
260. as we began our honeymoon."Copy !req
261. "I paddled the canoe upstream..."Copy !req
262. Who's gonna tell us stories now?Copy !req
263. Um, Maddie?Copy !req
264. Tell us about the mountains.Copy !req
265. No.Copy !req
266. Why not?Copy !req
267. Because I'm done just talking about them.Copy !req
268. I say we go out
and see them for ourselves.Copy !req
269. - What?
- Break out of here tonight.Copy !req
270. Are you nuts?Copy !req
271. Those mountains are in the outback!
That's 500... 500... 1,500... nine miles away.Copy !req
272. No, no, no. I can't leave my glass box.
The glass box is me.Copy !req
273. - I'm the box.
- Breathe, Nigel. Breathe.Copy !req
274. Well, we're down to three.Copy !req
275. Guys, listen to me.Copy !req
276. I know it's scary,
but do you want to end up like Jackie?Copy !req
277. Spend your whole lives
being put on display like freaks?Copy !req
278. Because that's what
we are in here. Monsters.Copy !req
279. But out there, we're someone's kid,
someone's brother, sister...Copy !req
280. family.Copy !req
281. - Out there, we can be...
- Dancers?Copy !req
282. Ourselves.Copy !req
283. Zoe, climb out and unlock our cases.Copy !req
284. Tonight, we're going back to the outback.Copy !req
285. Oh!Copy !req
286. Ow!Copy !req
287. Ah!Copy !req
288. I think we're gonna make it.Copy !req
289. Don't say that! Every time
someone says that, something always...Copy !req
290. Who's doing that?Copy !req
291. Look!Copy !req
292. Pretty Boy?Copy !req
293. - Hi, sorry. Do you mind not doing that?
- What?Copy !req
294. We're trying to escape.
Someone might hear you.Copy !req
295. - Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize.
- That's okay. Just...Copy !req
296. - So you want me to stop doing this?
- Yes! Stop!Copy !req
297. Sorry!
Can't hear you over all this noise!Copy !req
298. They'll see us!Copy !req
299. Please!Copy !req
300. We're just trying to get to the outback
so we can find our families.Copy !req
301. Oh.Copy !req
302. Wow! That is so inspiring.Copy !req
303. Families are
very important to me too.Copy !req
304. You're a snake!
You're not gonna get five yards.Copy !req
305. And anyway, what kind of familyCopy !req
306. is gonna want
a bunch of ugly bugs like you?Copy !req
307. You're really mean.Copy !req
308. But he's so adorable.Copy !req
309. You're right. I should do it like this.Copy !req
310. Over here, Mr. Policeman!Copy !req
311. Some animals are trying to kill me!
I'm in distress. Koala in distress!Copy !req
312. Stop that! Grab him!Copy !req
313. Go ahead and try. Snakes can't climb.Copy !req
314. - Snakes can climb! Get away!
- Please be quiet!Copy !req
315. Get your scaly mitts off me.
Let me go! Help!Copy !req
316. Please! Please be quiet.Copy !req
317. I can't die yet! I'm not even 27! He...Copy !req
318. Ahh!Copy !req
319. Ahh!Copy !req
320. Oh no! I killed Pretty Boy.
I've murdered a celebrity.Copy !req
321. No, you didn't.
Your venom only knocks 'em out, Nigel.Copy !req
322. He'll wake up in a minute.
He might have a headache.Copy !req
323. Then we'll have to get him out of here.
Count of three. One, two, three!Copy !req
324. Whoa!Copy !req
325. Ooh!Copy !req
326. Oh, we're free! We're free!Copy !req
327. I feel so liberated, so virile.Copy !req
328. But we're not safe yet. Hurry.Copy !req
329. - Look at that.
- Wow!Copy !req
330. It's Jackie's mountains!Copy !req
331. We made it!Copy !req
332. Yay!Copy !req
333. Um, uh, I think that's the city.Copy !req
334. Sorry, yeah, that makes more sense.Copy !req
335. It felt too easy, right?
But we're on our way.Copy !req
336. And somewhere beyond those lights
is the outback.Copy !req
337. I hate to break it to you,Copy !req
338. but there's a lot of water
between us and those lights.Copy !req
339. And none of us know how to swim,
so how are we gonna...Copy !req
340. What's wrong with Frank?Copy !req
341. - Frank, what are you doing?
- I dunno.Copy !req
342. It's like
now that we're in the wild,Copy !req
343. some kind of instinct's taken over.Copy !req
344. You mean...Copy !req
345. Oh! Oh! I think it's a mating dance.Copy !req
346. Okay, if he's gonna do that the whole way,
I'm taking the bus.Copy !req
347. There's a bus?Copy !req
348. Guys, focus.Copy !req
349. We need to find a way across the harbor.Copy !req
350. - Oh! Does anyone know a friendly turtle?
- Or we could find a raft.Copy !req
351. That's exactly what I was gonna say.Copy !req
352. What's a raft?Copy !req
353. Anything made of wood.Copy !req
354. What do we do with Satan's teddy bear?Copy !req
355. Ugh, we have to take him with us,
or he'll sound the alarm again.Copy !req
356. We can let him go when we get to the city.Copy !req
357. I want my snuggly. Mmm.Copy !req
358. Ugh! He's so furry and hot.Copy !req
359. Come on.Copy !req
360. Do you think you could've found a raft
that wasn't full of holes?Copy !req
361. You said "made of wood."Copy !req
362. Guys, guys, don't argue.
Look at us. We're on our way.Copy !req
363. And check out the sky.
I've never seen the sky at night before.Copy !req
364. - What are all those twinkly dots?
- I think they're called dandruff.Copy !req
365. - "Dandruff"?
- Yeah.Copy !req
366. You know that stuff that comes off humans
when they scratch their hair?Copy !req
367. It floats up into the sky,
and it shines at night.Copy !req
368. Wow. Dandruff.Copy !req
369. Oh, look,
what a pretty little sailing boat!Copy !req
370. That's not a boat, Nigel. That's a...Copy !req
371. Shark!Copy !req
372. Paddle! Paddle!Copy !req
373. It's circling us.Copy !req
374. Paddle in circles!Copy !req
375. Ahh!Copy !req
376. What? What's going on?
Why is my bottom wet?Copy !req
377. Are we getting colonics?Copy !req
378. Just grab a leaf and paddle!Copy !req
379. You koalanapped me, you psycho worm!Copy !req
380. You snitched on us, you dirty little bear!Copy !req
381. - Just you wait till...
- Bigger problems!Copy !req
382. Ahh!Copy !req
383. Oh, sorry to scare you.
I get that reaction a lot.Copy !req
384. It's the smile, isn't it?Copy !req
385. You know, I took some acting classes,
did a few mime workshops.Copy !req
386. But it's just not me, you know?Copy !req
387. So I thought, "Hey,
stop trying to change who you are."Copy !req
388. "Just be yourself, the face of death,Copy !req
389. aka Jacinta."Copy !req
390. - Hi!
- Ahh!Copy !req
391. Hey! Aren't you that snake
who can kill 100 people in ten seconds?Copy !req
392. Oh. No, not really.Copy !req
393. It's... it's more like 94, 95 tops.Copy !req
394. But you've probably eaten
a lot more people than that, right?Copy !req
395. Sorry. I don't know why I said that.
That was so inappropriate.Copy !req
396. Nah, sounds about right.
Did you guys just escape from the park?Copy !req
397. Yeah! How'd you know?Copy !req
398. We get a lot of breakouts.
Last month, it was a dung beetle.Copy !req
399. Duncan? I thought
he got released back into the wild.Copy !req
400. The only place he got released was
into the belly of a seagull.Copy !req
401. Tragic. The one night I was off sick.Copy !req
402. Ugh! Could you be any more self-obsessed?Copy !req
403. Can everyone please focus on me for once?Copy !req
404. Razor face, take me back to the park,
or I'll have your fins made into soup.Copy !req
405. - "Razor face"?
- No, he didn't mean that.Copy !req
406. And we're not going back to the park.
We're on our way to the outback.Copy !req
407. - Then you've come to the right place.
- For I am... a secret agent.Copy !req
408. Lethal and deadly.Copy !req
409. - Designed to strike with stealth and...
- Oh!Copy !req
410. Sorry. Sorry.
Oh, now I'm making it worse, aren't I?Copy !req
411. Oh, it's these tiny fins.
It's why I could never knit.Copy !req
412. - I... I think we can just...
- No, no, no! No!Copy !req
413. I really am an agent,
and I'm here to help.Copy !req
414. See, I'm a member of... U.S.S.Copy !req
415. - "Us"?
- No. U.S.S.Copy !req
416. - "Ussss"?
- U.S.S.Copy !req
417. - Ussss.
- Now you're doing too many. Just U.S.S.Copy !req
418. - What?
- U.S.S., the Uglies Secret Society.Copy !req
419. It's a gang
of sensitive, misunderstood animals.Copy !req
420. In a world of cuddly koalas,
we are regarded as monsters.Copy !req
421. Don't worry.
The U.S.S. has networks everywhere.Copy !req
422. If you ever get into trouble,Copy !req
423. just say the password,
and a member of U.S.S. will help.Copy !req
424. What's the password?Copy !req
425. Hey. "I'm ugly. You're ugly.
We should all be this ugly."Copy !req
426. "Ugly is the new beautiful."Copy !req
427. What?Copy !req
428. "I'm ugly. You're ugly.
We should all be this ugly."Copy !req
429. "Ugly is the new beautiful."Copy !req
430. False alarm.Copy !req
431. That's a really long password.Copy !req
432. Yeah, um, I hate to rush.
I think we're sinking.Copy !req
433. Oh, right! On it!Copy !req
434. Let's get you guys
to the other side before the sun comes up.Copy !req
435. That's when
the really scary creatures come out.Copy !req
436. - What are they?
- Humans!Copy !req
437. We need an urgent dispatch,
59372 at the Australian Wildlife Park...Copy !req
438. Stone the crows, what's happened here?Copy !req
439. They've gone, sir.Copy !req
440. And look what they've done to Pretty Boy.Copy !req
441. Crikey!Copy !req
442. What are you gonna do, Dad?Copy !req
443. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, son.Copy !req
444. I'm gonna go out thereCopy !req
445. and call Pest Control.Copy !req
446. Pest Control?Copy !req
447. - Aren't you gonna hunt 'em down yourself?
- Eh?Copy !req
448. You know, like how you hunted those wolves
who ate those orphans?Copy !req
449. Oh! Right. Yeah, yeah.
But well, they ate orphans, you know, so...Copy !req
450. You said that snake
was the deadliest creature on the planet.Copy !req
451. They're a menace to society, Dad,
and you're the only one who can stop 'em.Copy !req
452. Please?Copy !req
453. Pack your peashooter
and some clean undies, son.Copy !req
454. Yay!Copy !req
455. We got some deadly creatures to hunt.Copy !req
456. Once you're through the city,
head for the Blue Mountains.Copy !req
457. - They sound pretty. What kind of blue?
- Uh, kind of a smoky eucalyptus blue.Copy !req
458. Like a cerulean or...Copy !req
459. They're mountains, Nigel.
I'm sure we'll find them.Copy !req
460. Thanks, Jacinta!Copy !req
461. And remember, if you need help, contact...Copy !req
462. U.S.S.Copy !req
463. Aw, what a sweetheart.Copy !req
464. Hey, watch where you're going!Copy !req
465. - A lot of humans.
- Maybe some of them are nice.Copy !req
466. - They're gonna kill us.
- Right. Forgot that. Let's move on.Copy !req
467. And I'd love to stay,Copy !req
468. but I'm afraid I'm late
for my appointment with the real world.Copy !req
469. Hey, watch it!Copy !req
470. By the way,
you're never gonna get to the outback.Copy !req
471. You should quit now before you get
your friends killed.Copy !req
472. - Later, losers!
- What a jerk!Copy !req
473. Oh, but look at his cute little bottom.
Like it was knitted by angels.Copy !req
474. Yes, it's me.Copy !req
475. It's good to be back.Copy !req
476. So I've just been through a major trauma,Copy !req
477. and I'm in desperate need of a sound bath
followed by a regular bath.Copy !req
478. Could someone call my therapist Brenda
and get her to send the chopper?Copy !req
479. - Timmy, get away from that thing!
- What? Timmy, it's me. It's Pretty Boy.Copy !req
480. Look at me! I'm Pretty Boy!Copy !req
481. Rabies? I don't have rabies.Copy !req
482. I'm Pretty Boy!
What are you doing with those umbrellas?Copy !req
483. - Quickly! Before it bites someone!
- I'm not gonna bite!Copy !req
484. I've still got my Invisalign in! Look!Copy !req
485. He's going into spasms!Copy !req
486. - Kill him!
- Ahh!Copy !req
487. Clear.Copy !req
488. - Ouch!
- Have you always been this spiky?Copy !req
489. Have you always been this clueless?Copy !req
490. - Who knew intimacy would be so painful?
- Shh. Come on, guys.Copy !req
491. Don't worry. I know where I'm going.
Snakes have a built-in radar.Copy !req
492. - That's bats.
- Oh.Copy !req
493. - In that case, I am completely lost.
- Maybe we could ask Pretty Boy.Copy !req
494. Help!Copy !req
495. - Stop him!
- Get him!Copy !req
496. Save me.
They're trying to kill me.Copy !req
497. They're the ones in the poster.Copy !req
498. The zombie koala's got
a scorpion and a snake!Copy !req
499. - Get back!
- Taipans are vicious killers.Copy !req
500. - That's not true!
- Yes, it is! Take her!Copy !req
501. - What?
- You'll get a huge reward! Ooh!Copy !req
502. What do we do?Copy !req
503. Ah! Dear God, don't let me die
with ugly animals.Copy !req
504. The Uglies Secret Society!
What's the password?Copy !req
505. Ooh. Um...Copy !req
506. - Something about ugly is bad...
- No. Ugly isn't bad.Copy !req
507. No, ugly is good but...
No, that's not right, is it?Copy !req
508. Kill them!Copy !req
509. Just hurry up!Copy !req
510. I'm ugly. You're ugly.
We should all be this ugly.Copy !req
511. Ugly is the new beautiful!Copy !req
512. Crush 'em!Copy !req
513. Everybody, step back!Copy !req
514. But what happened to Pretty Boy?Copy !req
515. He... hello?Copy !req
516. Is anyone there?Copy !req
517. Are you friendly chipmunks?Copy !req
518. I don't think they're chipmunks.Copy !req
519. - Oh.
- Redbacks.Copy !req
520. Don't anybody move.Copy !req
521. Their venom is ten times
as deadly as mine.Copy !req
522. Oh.Copy !req
523. Oh, I've never been
so ar... aroused in my life.Copy !req
524. Keep it together, Frank.Copy !req
525. Um... Are you with...Copy !req
526. The Uglies Secret Society?Copy !req
527. Yes.Copy !req
528. Nice pumps. Aren't you that snake who...Copy !req
529. Can kill 100 people in ten seconds?
Yep, that's me!Copy !req
530. So not tired of hearing that.Copy !req
531. Impressive. Welcome to U.S.S.
I'm Legs Luciano, capo of the east coast.Copy !req
532. I'm Frank. What are you doing later?Copy !req
533. Eating my husband.Copy !req
534. And after that? Oh!Copy !req
535. How did you find us?Copy !req
536. Jacinta gave us the password.Copy !req
537. Good agent. Tricky smile.Copy !req
538. - Can you help us get through the city?
- Sure.Copy !req
539. And don't worry. Everyone here
knows what you've been through.Copy !req
540. We've all been condemned by society,Copy !req
541. driven into the sewers.
You're safe with us.Copy !req
542. Phew!Copy !req
543. Except him. He's really attractive.
We're gonna have to kill him.Copy !req
544. - But it's okay, Legs. He's with us.
- Very well.Copy !req
545. But if he stumbles
into some flattering lighting,Copy !req
546. I can't be held responsible.Copy !req
547. I won't. I swear. I'll stick with Barry.Copy !req
548. - It's Maddie.
- That's what I said.Copy !req
549. - Why did you bring those humans after us?
- They think I'm deadly and disgusting.Copy !req
550. They think I'm you.Copy !req
551. You can't got back to the park.
I guess you're stuck with Barry.Copy !req
552. Do I have a choice?Copy !req
553. Yeah. You can go back outside
and get clubbed to death by your fans.Copy !req
554. Eh, it's kind of a cool headline.Copy !req
555. Okay. Let's go, ladies.
Stacy, Tina Q, you're backup.Copy !req
556. I've never had a pretty friend before.
Can I call you PB?Copy !req
557. - No.
- Can I wipe my bottom with your fur?Copy !req
558. - What?
- Jeez, Nigel.Copy !req
559. Why would you even say
something like that?Copy !req
560. - I was joking! That was a joke.
- Was it, though, really?Copy !req
561. Are we waiting for the valet?Copy !req
562. No. A flush.Copy !req
563. Okay. Sorry, what?Copy !req
564. Whoa!Copy !req
565. - Ugh, gross!
- Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
566. Not my beautiful fur!Copy !req
567. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
568. Yes! I'm flying!Copy !req
569. Hey, look, I can swim! Whoo!Copy !req
570. No. No, I can't.Copy !req
571. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
572. Look at me. I'm surfing.
Ha-ha! Check it out!Copy !req
573. - Whoa!
- Go, Zoe!Copy !req
574. Zoe, be careful. That pipe looks rusty.Copy !req
575. Whoa!Copy !req
576. Oh!Copy !req
577. Ugh!Copy !req
578. What's that? Is that an eyeball?
I'm pretty sure that's somebody's eyeball.Copy !req
579. Ahh! I swallowed it!Copy !req
580. Ah!Copy !req
581. Slimy scales! Ugh!Copy !req
582. - Get your toilet-water fur off me.
- Get those fangs away from me.Copy !req
583. - Oh, I feel sick.
- Ew!Copy !req
584. I feel amazing!Copy !req
585. Ugh! Look at my fur.
I have to call Martine.Copy !req
586. Martine?Copy !req
587. Martine, I can't talk. I'm falling.Copy !req
588. Oh brother!Copy !req
589. Over there, Dad!Copy !req
590. It's Chaz and Chazzie!Copy !req
591. And a sale on outdoor furniture!Copy !req
592. - Ow!
- Ouch!Copy !req
593. - Dang it! We lost 'em!
- Hey. Don't worry, son.Copy !req
594. I once captured ten Komodo dragons
using nothing moreCopy !req
595. than a pair of budgie smugglers
and some Vegemite. We'll get 'em.Copy !req
596. They're gone.Copy !req
597. Salut, darling.Copy !req
598. Shame on you for wearing fur.Copy !req
599. Ahh!Copy !req
600. Agh!Copy !req
601. Huh?Copy !req
602. - Pretty Boy!
- What's he doing?Copy !req
603. A moving tributeCopy !req
604. by Pretty Boy's corecipient
of the Nobel Peace Prize, Phil Collins.Copy !req
605. The heroic koala passed away
after contracting rabiesCopy !req
606. from a group of deadly animals
still at largeCopy !req
607. and believed to be extremely dangerous.Copy !req
608. Coming up next,
Giggles, the world's cutest quokka.Copy !req
609. What?Copy !req
610. That's my snuggly. He stole my snuggly!Copy !req
611. I know where you live, Giggles!
You're dead meat!Copy !req
612. Maddie, what are you doing?
Just leave him.Copy !req
613. Zoe! Catapult!Copy !req
614. Hmm. What's a cata...Copy !req
615. - Bye, Legs.
- We'll always have the sewers.Copy !req
616. Good luck!Copy !req
617. Dad!Copy !req
618. Guys, grab hold of me!Copy !req
619. Where'd they go?Copy !req
620. There!Copy !req
621. Dang!Copy !req
622. Oh well, we gave it our best shot,
Chazzie. Maybe we should...Copy !req
623. Hack into the mainframe
and get an ID on that license plate?Copy !req
624. Eh?Copy !req
625. It's a catering van
from the Western Plains School.Copy !req
626. But we can't...Copy !req
627. Get to that school first
unless we run every red light?Copy !req
628. Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
629. You're the coolest dad in the world!Copy !req
630. Come on!Copy !req
631. What is this place?Copy !req
632. I dunno, but at least there are no humans.Copy !req
633. Except for him,
and he doesn't look very well.Copy !req
634. - Ahh!
- Hey. Check this out.Copy !req
635. What's going on? What's that sound?Copy !req
636. I think it's coming
from behind that fish tank.Copy !req
637. But what if it's a human?Copy !req
638. No human can sing like that.Copy !req
639. It's the voice of an angel.Copy !req
640. Ew.Copy !req
641. Actually, those warts are
a really lovely and rare shade of topaz.Copy !req
642. Oh. Hey there, guys. I didn't see you.Copy !req
643. Well, don't just stand there.
Come on in. Pull up a chair. Chill.Copy !req
644. Wow. This day just keeps getting uglier.Copy !req
645. Hi. I'm Maddie, and these are my friends,
Frank, Zoe, Nigel, and, um, Pretty Boy.Copy !req
646. And I'm Doug. Put it there.Copy !req
647. I would literally rather gnaw off
my own paw.Copy !req
648. And that beautiful creature
in the next cageCopy !req
649. is my special lady, Doreen.Copy !req
650. - So she's taken?
- Hi.Copy !req
651. Ugh! Blech! I'm hit! Oh God!
That was my lip. Am I gonna die?Copy !req
652. Sorry if we don't get up,
but as you can see, we're prisoners.Copy !req
653. Locked up by a human.Copy !req
654. - Did he have a mustache?
- It was a lady, but yes, I think so.Copy !req
655. I can still taste it.Copy !req
656. Toad spit!Copy !req
657. That's terrible! I'm so sorry.Copy !req
658. Humans are the most horrible creatures
on the planet.Copy !req
659. Maddie, don't be too hard on them.
They do try their best.Copy !req
660. Don't make excuses
for them, Doug. They're awful.Copy !req
661. My eye!
Why does this keep happening to me?Copy !req
662. Um, Maddie?Copy !req
663. Uh, if you could let us out, like, now,
we'd be so grateful.Copy !req
664. Maddie? Quick word.Copy !req
665. Just playing thorny devil's advocate,Copy !req
666. but maybe there's a reason
they've been locked in separate cages.Copy !req
667. Zoe, they're cane toads
who love each other.Copy !req
668. - Where's the harm in that?
- But...Copy !req
669. I mean, look at them!Copy !req
670. Of course, we'll let you out.Copy !req
671. - Dougy!
- Doreen!Copy !req
672. Aw.Copy !req
673. Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew.Copy !req
674. I am so lonely.Copy !req
675. Ah, thank you, Maddie.
We'll never forget your kindness.Copy !req
676. - If there's anything we can do...
- Well, we're on our way to the outback.Copy !req
677. Could you tell us
how to get across the Blue Mountains?Copy !req
678. Get away!Copy !req
679. Nothing easier. Mmm.Copy !req
680. The school buses are leaving for the day.Copy !req
681. I'm sure one of them goes
to the mountains.Copy !req
682. The children
would be happy to help.Copy !req
683. They're such darlings.Copy !req
684. Ahh!Copy !req
685. Whoa!Copy !req
686. What was that sound?Copy !req
687. Panpipes.Copy !req
688. How are we gonna figure out
which one is the mountain bus?Copy !req
689. Follow the blue bow.Copy !req
690. I look like an alien.Copy !req
691. Seriously, mate, they're not that bad.Copy !req
692. I look like a monster.Copy !req
693. What's so special about a blue bow?Copy !req
694. That's not just blue.
That's cerulean with eucalypt highlights.Copy !req
695. And notice the gumnut earrings.Copy !req
696. She's got Blue Mountains couture
all over her.Copy !req
697. Wow, Nigel, that's incredible.Copy !req
698. - Let's go!
- No!Copy !req
699. That's it. I am done.Copy !req
700. I have been kidnapped,
attacked by sharks and spiders.Copy !req
701. I've been licked by a toad.Copy !req
702. I haven't seen my therapist in two days.
I am not going...Copy !req
703. It's just easier.Copy !req
704. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
705. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
706. - I'll text you later.
- All right.Copy !req
707. No, no dessert for me please.Copy !req
708. Let's see the cheese trolley.Copy !req
709. We're on the wrong bus!Copy !req
710. Look!Copy !req
711. I've got an idea.Copy !req
712. Whoo!Copy !req
713. - We lost Pretty Boy.
- Aw, gee, what a shame!Copy !req
714. - Yay! We did it!
- We did it!Copy !req
715. Aw, nuts!Copy !req
716. Stop! Stop! Oh!Copy !req
717. Hi, kids. I'm Chaz Hunt.
We're looking for some deadly animals.Copy !req
718. Tell us where they are, or I'll thump ya!Copy !req
719. Ah!Copy !req
720. Yeah. Yeah, now this is more like it.Copy !req
721. Yeah, he's so much nicer
as a couch than a koala.Copy !req
722. Oh, I hope I'm as happy in the outback
as I am right now.Copy !req
723. Of course, you will be.
We'll be with our families.Copy !req
724. What if we don't like our families?Copy !req
725. Or... or if they don't like us?Copy !req
726. Nigel can be very needy.Copy !req
727. It's true. I can.Copy !req
728. And what is a family?Copy !req
729. None of us have ever had one before.
We don't even know what it means.Copy !req
730. Um, maybe it just means being with people
who love you no matter what.Copy !req
731. Oh. Sounds like us.Copy !req
732. Ah.Copy !req
733. Ah, it's nice up here, isn't it? Quiet.Copy !req
734. And just that strangely familiar jeep
speeding towards us.Copy !req
735. - Chaz and Chazzie!
- Hmm? What?Copy !req
736. Oh, finally! I'm saved!Copy !req
737. Did you happen to bring
my leave-in conditioner?Copy !req
738. Enemy at twelve o'clock, Dad!
Ram 'em off the road!Copy !req
739. Let's not spit the dummy, son.
There are kids on that bus.Copy !req
740. Rats!Copy !req
741. - I'll take the wheel. You jump on top.
- What?Copy !req
742. Good thing you taught me how to drive
a combat vehicle when I was six.Copy !req
743. Or maybe we could just signal them
to pull over.Copy !req
744. Good one, Dad.Copy !req
745. Hey! This is just like the timeCopy !req
746. you jumped off that chopper
onto the back of a charging rhinoceros.Copy !req
747. Yeah, fine.Copy !req
748. Get me closer, son.Copy !req
749. I'm going in! Okay, steady. Steady, son.Copy !req
750. Here! I'm over...Copy !req
751. Aw.Copy !req
752. Ew.Copy !req
753. - Hi.
- It's a snake!Copy !req
754. Tough crowd.Copy !req
755. - Whoa!
- Snake!Copy !req
756. Ah!Copy !req
757. There's a spider on me!Copy !req
758. Ahh!Copy !req
759. Okay, sit down, kids.Copy !req
760. I'm a trained animal events coordinator,Copy !req
761. and I'm looking
for some very dangerous animals.Copy !req
762. Oh!Copy !req
763. No, Frank, no.Copy !req
764. Ahh!Copy !req
765. Deadly.Copy !req
766. - No, no. We're not like that. We just...
- Shh.Copy !req
767. - He'll hear you.
- Huh?Copy !req
768. In case you kids are thinking
of helping these vermin...Copy !req
769. let me remind you what they can do.Copy !req
770. Once the most famous koala in the world.Copy !req
771. He had 100 million fans in China alone.Copy !req
772. - Hundred and twenty.
- Now he's dead.Copy !req
773. I saw his lips move.Copy !req
774. Murdered by those monsters.Copy !req
775. At least we've still got Giggles.Copy !req
776. No!Copy !req
777. Now, where are they?Copy !req
778. He's just scared
'cause he thinks you're gonna bite him.Copy !req
779. But I reckon you're just a bit lost, yeah?Copy !req
780. Probably trying to get back
to the outback.Copy !req
781. Deadly.Copy !req
782. Thanks. You're pretty deadly too.Copy !req
783. Good luck. Hey!Copy !req
784. Hope you find your way home.Copy !req
785. Aw, you made a human friend.Copy !req
786. Guess they're not all like Chaz.Copy !req
787. Hey, where's Pretty Boy?Copy !req
788. Aw, poor guy!
He must've fallen off this treacherous...Copy !req
789. Whoa!Copy !req
790. Ooh! Sweet!Copy !req
791. Like a tiny cloud filled with hate.Copy !req
792. I just... A little bit more eucalyptus oil.Copy !req
793. Get up. We've gotta keep moving.Copy !req
794. - No.
- Snap out of it.Copy !req
795. No, Giggles. They're my fans.
What? Meet the Pope? Hmm?Copy !req
796. Oh, it's you.Copy !req
797. - We have to keep moving.
- No!Copy !req
798. Please! Move!
Chaz'll be here soon.Copy !req
799. Good! I want to go home.Copy !req
800. He threw you out of a bus.
He's not taking you home.Copy !req
801. Besides, you'll have a new home
with all our families.Copy !req
802. They're gonna love us!Copy !req
803. You're a bunch
of creepy animals.Copy !req
804. No one is ever going to love you.Copy !req
805. Why do you have to be so mean
all the time?Copy !req
806. Uh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
807. "It's so hard being a snake. Look at me!
Everybody hates me. Boo-hoo-hoo."Copy !req
808. Because they do.
Because all they see is a killer.Copy !req
809. "Oh, check it out, mate!
She can kill 100 people in ten seconds!"Copy !req
810. How'd you like to spend your whole life
being treated like a freak?Copy !req
811. I've got a webcam up my jacksie 24-7.Copy !req
812. The whole world watches me
when I take a whiz.Copy !req
813. That's different.
People love you. Your life's perfect.Copy !req
814. So just 'cause I look perfect,
my whole life is perfect.Copy !req
815. - Is that what you think?
- No, but...Copy !req
816. I had one thing going for me, my looks.Copy !req
817. And look what you've done to them.Copy !req
818. I'm slightly less attractive
than I was before!Copy !req
819. Oh brother!Copy !req
820. I want to go home!Copy !req
821. I want my snuggly.Copy !req
822. I just... I want to have a massage
and to sleep for 17 hours.Copy !req
823. Okay, look, I'm... I'm sorry
I took you away from the park.Copy !req
824. But a... a cage with a snuggly
is still a cage.Copy !req
825. At least out here, you know,
we're free to be whoever we want.Copy !req
826. Haven't you ever wanted
to be more than just pretty?Copy !req
827. More than... More than...Copy !req
828. Where'd they go? Can you see 'em?Copy !req
829. Nah. Too much bush, I'm afraid.
We'll never find 'em out here.Copy !req
830. Ahh! Get off! Get off me!
Get off me now! Get off me!Copy !req
831. Wow! That was amazing, Dad! You got her!Copy !req
832. Huh? I did?Copy !req
833. I did! I got her!Copy !req
834. - Maddie!
- Run!Copy !req
835. Never! I've always hated
your preference for beige.Copy !req
836. - Guys, charge!
- Yahh!Copy !req
837. I saw that playing out a lot differently
in my mind.Copy !req
838. I got em, Chazzie!
I got 'em all. I... I actually did it!Copy !req
839. I knew you would, Dad!Copy !req
840. Who ya gonna call? Chaz Hunt.
What's the name again? Chaz Hunt.Copy !req
841. Yeah, I think we got it.
About time you showed up. Take me home.Copy !req
842. Back off, you filthy has-been.Copy !req
843. "Has-been"?Copy !req
844. And as for you, you treacherous snake...Copy !req
845. No.Copy !req
846. - Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing to her?
- Don't worry, Maddie.Copy !req
847. - No.
- It's just a tranquilizer.Copy !req
848. I can't believe
I'm about to say this.Copy !req
849. - I'm gonna take you back alive.
- I'm ug... I'm ug... I'm...Copy !req
850. Ugh! I'm ug...Copy !req
851. Come on, just spit it out, Pretty Boy!Copy !req
852. - No.
- I'm ugly. You're ugly.Copy !req
853. We should all be this ugly.
Ugly is the new beautiful!Copy !req
854. Ow! Chazzie!Copy !req
855. Good on ya, Dad! You're a legend!Copy !req
856. Wait. Aren't you Tasmanian devils?Copy !req
857. That's us. This is my mate Lucifer,
Beelzebub. And I'm Dave.Copy !req
858. So why aren't you in Tasmania?Copy !req
859. Vacation. But always happy
to help out a fellow Ugly.Copy !req
860. Oh, no, it's not for me.
I'm actually famous for my beauty.Copy !req
861. Right. And I'm a French poodle.Copy !req
862. - Are you okay, love?
- Yes. Thanks, Dave.Copy !req
863. Too easy. Boys, free the others.Copy !req
864. Ahh!Copy !req
865. My bloomin' onions!Copy !req
866. Help me, son! Throw me a rope!
I'm being attacked by savage predators!Copy !req
867. This is just like
the time you had to climb...Copy !req
868. Just throw me the damn rope!Copy !req
869. Up, Chazzie!Copy !req
870. - Wow. Thanks, Mr. Lucifer.
- That was amazing.Copy !req
871. Boy, you Tasmanians don't mess around.Copy !req
872. Too easy. All right, boys, let's dip.Copy !req
873. We'd better get goin'
before Terry Tight Pants calls in backup.Copy !req
874. Thanks, Pretty Boy. You saved my life.Copy !req
875. Don't mention it. Seriously, not a word.
And do not hug me.Copy !req
876. You know what this means?
You don't hate me anymore.Copy !req
877. I'm a Capricorn. I hate everybody.Copy !req
878. Can we please just go?Copy !req
879. As soon as I find a private jet,
I'm outta here. Gone.Copy !req
880. Dad, come on!
They're getting away! Get up!Copy !req
881. I can't. I need a rest.
I'm parched. Where's the FIJI Water?Copy !req
882. We drank it all, but here.Copy !req
883. - What is it?
- My urine.Copy !req
884. I got the idea from that time
you were tracking those lions.Copy !req
885. - What?
- You went ten days without food or water.Copy !req
886. And you had to lie in manure
so the lions couldn't smell you.Copy !req
887. Hey, maybe we should do that. Maybe...Copy !req
888. I never tracked a lion!Copy !req
889. Or rhinos. Or wolves.
Or even a package online!Copy !req
890. But you grew up in the outback.Copy !req
891. No, Chazzie.Copy !req
892. I grew up
above my auntie's lingerie store...Copy !req
893. in Tampa, Florida.Copy !req
894. But what happened to your voice?Copy !req
895. This is my voice.Copy !req
896. My real voice. Okay?Copy !req
897. You see, son, when I was a kid,
I got picked on a lot by other kids.Copy !req
898. And then one day,Copy !req
899. I saw this Australian guy
on TV wrestling a crocodile.Copy !req
900. And he sounded so cool, you know?Copy !req
901. Holy smokes!
Danger, danger, danger!Copy !req
902. So I started talking like him,Copy !req
903. and suddenly,
I wasn't nerdy Charlie Huntington anymore.Copy !req
904. I was...Copy !req
905. Chaz Hunt, you know? Outback legend.Copy !req
906. People respected me.Copy !req
907. I grew a mustache.Copy !req
908. I moved out here
and made up all that other stuff.Copy !req
909. So then Mum...Copy !req
910. Wasn't swallowed by a giant python.Copy !req
911. She ran off
with a landscape architect called Bret.Copy !req
912. And all that stuff you say in your show
about how bad these animals are?Copy !req
913. Did you just make all that up too?Copy !req
914. No, no, no, no. I meant every word of it.Copy !req
915. These creatures are evil,
and I'm glad we're hunting them.Copy !req
916. I realize that now but...Copy !req
917. This is my chance
to make up for all the lies,Copy !req
918. to be the hero you deserve.Copy !req
919. And I'm not gonna let you down again, son!Copy !req
920. We're gonna finish what we started,
no matter how hard it gets.Copy !req
921. We'll face danger. We'll face death.
We'll drink each other's urine.Copy !req
922. I dunno, Dad.Copy !req
923. Maybe we should just go home
and play some video games.Copy !req
924. I'll raise an army if I have to!Copy !req
925. But I'm gonna catch those freaks
and show the world who I really am,Copy !req
926. a rugged, semi-Australian man!Copy !req
927. Maybe you should put some pants on first.Copy !req
928. These caves will take you
under the mountains.Copy !req
929. Once you get to the outback,Copy !req
930. the Uglies Secret Society
will take care of you.Copy !req
931. I'm ugly. You're ugly.
We should all be this ugly.Copy !req
932. Ahh!Copy !req
933. Don't worry, guys.
They only drink warm blood.Copy !req
934. Phew!Copy !req
935. Oh, sorry, mate.
That's a bit awkward.Copy !req
936. Ahh!Copy !req
937. No, Vlad!
Get off his neck! Bad, bad bat!Copy !req
938. We can get you past the herd,
but you'll need to blend in with us.Copy !req
939. Whoa. I am not disguising myself
as a dung beetle.Copy !req
940. Who said anything about a beetle?Copy !req
941. It's not working!
I don't look anything like a ball of...Copy !req
942. Ugh!Copy !req
943. Okay, now I do.Copy !req
944. These days,
it's about the venom.Copy !req
945. Kids just want deadly.Copy !req
946. Back when Deirdre and I joined
the Uglies Secret Society,Copy !req
947. being ugly was something to be proud of.Copy !req
948. Now it's just a popularity contest.
I heard they let a platypus in.Copy !req
949. Am I cute? Am I ugly?
Am I a duck? Am I a beaver? It's just...Copy !req
950. It's very hard for me
to buy clothes off the rack. Duck!Copy !req
951. God, I hate this job.Copy !req
952. I'm Chaz Hunt.Copy !req
953. I'm tracking a deadly snake,
a scorpion, a spider, and a lizard.Copy !req
954. Who's with me?Copy !req
955. Try next door.Copy !req
956. I'm Chaz Hunt.Copy !req
957. I'm tracking a deadly snake,
a scorpion, a spider, and a lizard.Copy !req
958. Who's with me?Copy !req
959. Yeah!Copy !req
960. Yeah!Copy !req
961. Oi! Oi!Copy !req
962. Ahh!Copy !req
963. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
964. Isn't the universe amazing?Copy !req
965. It makes me feel
so small and insignificant.Copy !req
966. We are small and insignificant.Copy !req
967. It makes me wonder if I'm a god.Copy !req
968. Seriously, doesn't that cluster
look like me?Copy !req
969. It makes me miss Jackie.Copy !req
970. She would've loved seeing all this.Copy !req
971. Can you sing us the song, Maddie,Copy !req
972. the one your mum used to sing
when you were in the egg?Copy !req
973. That's nice.Copy !req
974. Must be cool having something
to remember your mum by.Copy !req
975. You don't remember anything about yours?Copy !req
976. Nah. She got hit by a car
just after I was born.Copy !req
977. Oh. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
978. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
979. But then a lot of nice people
started looking after me.Copy !req
980. Even Chaz. I mean, I know he's a bonehead
and a total psycho,Copy !req
981. but I don't know, he was okay.Copy !req
982. To you maybe. Not to me.Copy !req
983. Well, and don't take this the wrong way,
but you are extremely murderous.Copy !req
984. - What?
- I'm just sayin'.Copy !req
985. You don't understand.Copy !req
986. Chaz was the first person I saw
when I was born.Copy !req
987. I thought that meant something.
I thought he cared about me.Copy !req
988. But all he saw was
another monster for his show.Copy !req
989. But that's all in the past.Copy !req
990. There's a whole new life waiting for us.Copy !req
991. A life we've only seen in our dreams.Copy !req
992. I'm starting to think
you don't entirely suck.Copy !req
993. Thanks, PB.Copy !req
994. Neither do you.Copy !req
995. Are we becoming friends now?Copy !req
996. Uh, well, we've been on a road trip.Copy !req
997. You've seen me go three weeks
without a mani-pedi.Copy !req
998. It seems like the logical next step.Copy !req
999. Aw, look!Copy !req
1000. Falling dandruff.Copy !req
1001. What's the first thing
you're gonna do when we get there?Copy !req
1002. I'm gonna build a clubhouse
where we can all meet.Copy !req
1003. Forget that. I'm gonna find a girlfriend.Copy !req
1004. - What about you? What are you gonna do?
- I dunno really.Copy !req
1005. This is the first time in my life
I haven't been in the spotlight.Copy !req
1006. I just wanna have
some authentic conversations,Copy !req
1007. do a bit of yoga, maybe some meditation.Copy !req
1008. Just really shed the veneer
of superficiality of fame and beauty and...Copy !req
1009. Mmm.Copy !req
1010. Pretty people!Copy !req
1011. Right. I guess you wanna walk...
wait, or sprint over there.Copy !req
1012. Wait! Wait! PB!Copy !req
1013. Isn't there something you're forgetting?Copy !req
1014. Oh my gosh! I'm such a fool.Copy !req
1015. Ah, I knew you wouldn't just...Copy !req
1016. Oh.Copy !req
1017. Whoa!Copy !req
1018. - Seriously?
- Eh.Copy !req
1019. So that's it? You're leaving?Copy !req
1020. Oops.Copy !req
1021. Fine! Good riddance!Copy !req
1022. Ugh, boy.
So glad he's gone, right?Copy !req
1023. Did he seem kinda clingy to you?Copy !req
1024. Not really.Copy !req
1025. Yeah, no, he was definitely clingy.Copy !req
1026. I mean, he hides it,
but he is gonna miss me.Copy !req
1027. I mean, us.
He is gonna... he's gonna miss us.Copy !req
1028. It's okay if you miss him too, Maddie.Copy !req
1029. Are you kidding?Copy !req
1030. You know that he's actually a marsupial?
Not even a bear.Copy !req
1031. Ridiculous!Copy !req
1032. Now let's find those mountains.Copy !req
1033. Almost there.Copy !req
1034. I can feel it.Copy !req
1035. I can smell it.Copy !req
1036. It smells like... home.Copy !req
1037. Everyone, look!
It's the mountains Jackie told us about!Copy !req
1038. They're so big.Copy !req
1039. And mountainy.Copy !req
1040. And burnt sienna-y.Copy !req
1041. What are we waiting for?Copy !req
1042. Last one in's a deadly,
disgusting, venomous creature! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1043. Yay!Copy !req
1044. Wow! Feel that sand, guys.
That's genuine outback sand.Copy !req
1045. And the rocks aren't plastic.Copy !req
1046. Classy.Copy !req
1047. Look! A welcoming committee.Copy !req
1048. They look just like us.Copy !req
1049. Sorry, mate,
mating season ended yesterday.Copy !req
1050. Oh.Copy !req
1051. Do you think they know
we're from the city?Copy !req
1052. I love what you've done to the place.
The colors are so organic and textural.Copy !req
1053. They do now.Copy !req
1054. Ugh. Nice one, Nigel.
You scared away the welcoming committee.Copy !req
1055. I don't think that was Nigel.Copy !req
1056. Ahh!Copy !req
1057. Into the rocks!Copy !req
1058. Frank! Nigel!Copy !req
1059. Over here!Copy !req
1060. Where's Maddie?Copy !req
1061. Everyone, spread out.Copy !req
1062. I want them alive,
so tranquilizer darts only.Copy !req
1063. Don't be shy, son. Get out there.Copy !req
1064. Maddie?Copy !req
1065. Grab 'em!Copy !req
1066. No!Copy !req
1067. Gotcha!Copy !req
1068. Ahh!Copy !req
1069. Daddy!Copy !req
1070. You're trembling.Copy !req
1071. So am I.Copy !req
1072. Nice work, son. You got her.Copy !req
1073. You're a natural-born hunter.Copy !req
1074. But... but...Copy !req
1075. This time, there's no one to save you.Copy !req
1076. Let's go!Copy !req
1077. Yeah!Copy !req
1078. At least we tried, right?Copy !req
1079. No!Copy !req
1080. No, wait!Copy !req
1081. Bring them back!Copy !req
1082. Help me!Copy !req
1083. Please!Copy !req
1084. We have to go after them.Copy !req
1085. No. It looks way too scary out there.Copy !req
1086. But you're supposed to be our families.
You're the reason we came all this way.Copy !req
1087. Sorry, love,
but none of us have ever left before.Copy !req
1088. Then it's about time you did!Copy !req
1089. Yeah! And if you don't help us,
we'll rip you apartCopy !req
1090. and turn you into a pair of shoes!Copy !req
1091. - Pretty Boy?
- Not a nice pair of shoes either.Copy !req
1092. The cheap, nasty kind!Copy !req
1093. Yeah, I'm talking to you, brown snake!
Don't you turn your backs on...Copy !req
1094. They turned their backs.
Yep, they're definitely gone.Copy !req
1095. I should've kept my mouth shut, right?Copy !req
1096. What are you doing here?
Why aren't you with the other koalas?Copy !req
1097. Yeah, nah, that...
Yeah, that didn't really work out.Copy !req
1098. Just wasn't what I thought
it was going to be.Copy !req
1099. She's my best friend, but did you see
how many gumnuts she ate?Copy !req
1100. Sorry. That is not fur. That is fat.
We need to kick her out of the tree.Copy !req
1101. Be honest. Do you think
koalas can be a little bit shallow?Copy !req
1102. - Um...
- I don't belong with them.Copy !req
1103. In fact, it kinda feels like
the only place I do belong is... with you.Copy !req
1104. Really?Copy !req
1105. Yeah. How messed up is that?Copy !req
1106. And seriously, M,
I leave you alone for two minutes,Copy !req
1107. and you let the guys get captured.
What the...Copy !req
1108. I know. I know.
I should never have brought them out here.Copy !req
1109. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1110. Get them back, of course.Copy !req
1111. On our own?Copy !req
1112. Why not? We are, after all, U.S.S.Copy !req
1113. - Us?
- No, U.S.S.Copy !req
1114. The Uglies Secret Society?Copy !req
1115. I don't know.
Maybe it's time we changed that name.Copy !req
1116. How does
the Unique and Special Society sound?Copy !req
1117. Sounds like U.S.S.Copy !req
1118. Aw, PB!Copy !req
1119. - Oh no. Hang on.
- Is that right?Copy !req
1120. Right, okay.Copy !req
1121. - Now, maybe if you go...
- How's that?Copy !req
1122. You're kinda choking me now.Copy !req
1123. Okay.Copy !req
1124. Now let's go get our friends back.Copy !req
1125. Remember, if anyone asks,Copy !req
1126. we're stunt animals on Mad Max,
and we're looking for hair and makeup.Copy !req
1127. We can't take that.Copy !req
1128. Sure, we can. It's just a loan.Copy !req
1129. Besides, these guys love me.Copy !req
1130. Hey! Check this out.Copy !req
1131. Whoo!Copy !req
1132. - Stand back! I will break the glass.
- Read the sticker, Frank.Copy !req
1133. "Ssalg elbakaerbnu." So?Copy !req
1134. Ow!Copy !req
1135. What the...Copy !req
1136. - Maddie!
- Where did they get that cool truck?Copy !req
1137. I told you
we shouldn't have taught him how to drive.Copy !req
1138. Let's finish this.Copy !req
1139. - How do I get to the guys?
- Try this.Copy !req
1140. Ah, Phil!Copy !req
1141. Take the wheel, son. You're gonna see
what a real hero looks like.Copy !req
1142. That's okay, Dad.
You... you don't have to do that.Copy !req
1143. - Grab 'em!
- Yeehaw!Copy !req
1144. - What's she playing at?
- I think it's snakes and ladders.Copy !req
1145. Ow! Whoa!Copy !req
1146. - Phew.
- Phew.Copy !req
1147. Ahh!Copy !req
1148. Let's get you guys outta that box.Copy !req
1149. How? It's locked.Copy !req
1150. Who's driving the truck?Copy !req
1151. Looks pretty safe to me.Copy !req
1152. - Oh, I have to get the key off Chaz.
- Maddie, wait! We're sorry.Copy !req
1153. - For what?
- Taking you away from your family.Copy !req
1154. Guys, you didn't take me away
from my family.Copy !req
1155. You brought me back to them.
You're my family.Copy !req
1156. - All of you.
- All of us what? What did I miss?Copy !req
1157. - I love you guys.
- Aw, that's sweet.Copy !req
1158. And I'm never leaving you again.Copy !req
1159. She left us again.Copy !req
1160. Oh!Copy !req
1161. Ugh. Some rescue!
Okay, stand back. I'm busting us out.Copy !req
1162. We can't. It's ssalg elbakaerbnu.Copy !req
1163. Look, Nigel's turned beige.Copy !req
1164. - It's no good. I'm slipping.
- Ahh!Copy !req
1165. The skin on my hands is just too soft.Copy !req
1166. Have me stuffed!Copy !req
1167. Thanks, M.Copy !req
1168. - Come on, guys. Get on!
- Jump on!Copy !req
1169. - Let's go!
- Move!Copy !req
1170. - Hurry!
- Cool bike!Copy !req
1171. Look. There!Copy !req
1172. How do we turn this thing?Copy !req
1173. Follow them!Copy !req
1174. He's gaining!Copy !req
1175. That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy.Copy !req
1176. Ahh!Copy !req
1177. Uh...Copy !req
1178. Dad, that's a bazooka.Copy !req
1179. I was saving this for your birthday, son,
but this is an emergency.Copy !req
1180. - Look out!
- Ahh!Copy !req
1181. Dad, stop it! Please!Copy !req
1182. I'm doing this for you, Chazzie!Copy !req
1183. Ahh!Copy !req
1184. Closer.Copy !req
1185. Closer.Copy !req
1186. Gotcha.Copy !req
1187. Huh?Copy !req
1188. G'day, mate. Nice day for it.Copy !req
1189. Red frills, scorpions, attack formation!Copy !req
1190. Ooh! Ahh!Copy !req
1191. - Look!
- It's them. They made it.Copy !req
1192. You came.Copy !req
1193. That's what families do, love,
help each other out.Copy !req
1194. Hasn't anyone told you that? Besides,
beats lying on a rock all day.Copy !req
1195. Oh no! It's Skylar.
What are they doing here?Copy !req
1196. "... branch will break." And she's like,
"At least I don't have nits,"Copy !req
1197. and I'm like, "As if!" And then... Wait.Copy !req
1198. This is so not Keisha's birthday party.
Anyway...Copy !req
1199. Seriously. I feel sorry for her.
She used to be nice,Copy !req
1200. and then we became friends, except...
This is gross!Copy !req
1201. I was more like a fashion consultant.Copy !req
1202. Charge! Onwards and upwards!Copy !req
1203. Ahh!Copy !req
1204. - Ahh!
- Ahh!Copy !req
1205. Oh, now that's a dancer!Copy !req
1206. And it's like the struggle is real.
Get over it!Copy !req
1207. Ahh!Copy !req
1208. That's the human who took my brother.
I'd recognize that hairy lip anywhere.Copy !req
1209. The wheel of poop has turned.Copy !req
1210. This is for Duncan.Copy !req
1211. Put your back into it!Copy !req
1212. One, two, three!Copy !req
1213. Crikey!Copy !req
1214. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1215. - Ahh!
- Oh!Copy !req
1216. Oh!Copy !req
1217. Ahh!Copy !req
1218. Phew!Copy !req
1219. We're safe.
If it wasn't for that treacherous cliff...Copy !req
1220. The brakes!Copy !req
1221. - So unfit.
- PB!Copy !req
1222. I have
a newfound respect for hamsters!Copy !req
1223. - You gotta get off!
- I can't!Copy !req
1224. - Jump!
- I can't.Copy !req
1225. Jump!Copy !req
1226. Whoo! Gotcha!Copy !req
1227. Chazzie! You're safe.Copy !req
1228. Chazzie?Copy !req
1229. Uh...Copy !req
1230. Daddy!Copy !req
1231. Hang on, son. I'm coming.Copy !req
1232. Okay. Just... just...Copy !req
1233. Quick! Wedge something underneath.Copy !req
1234. Ow.Copy !req
1235. Stella!Copy !req
1236. Ahh!Copy !req
1237. Don't hurt my son, you monster!Copy !req
1238. I am the deadliest snake on the planet.Copy !req
1239. One drop of my venom can kill 100 men.Copy !req
1240. But I'm not a monster.Copy !req
1241. Daddy!Copy !req
1242. Ahh!Copy !req
1243. I'm so sorry, son. I thought I'd lost you!Copy !req
1244. It's okay, Dad. We'll be all right.Copy !req
1245. We did it, M. We saved him. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1246. Did you just lose some weight?Copy !req
1247. M? M! Ahh!Copy !req
1248. She's empty! My friend's a husk!
She's melted from the inside!Copy !req
1249. PB, that's just my old skin!Copy !req
1250. I'm over here!Copy !req
1251. Whoa!Copy !req
1252. Yeah. She does that all the time.Copy !req
1253. Yeah, it's kinda gross if you ask me.Copy !req
1254. Maddie, you're beautiful.Copy !req
1255. Thanks, PB.Copy !req
1256. She's always been beautiful.
You just never noticed before.Copy !req
1257. - Jeez.
- You're spiking his eye.Copy !req
1258. - I'm in his ear.
- You're kinda choking me now.Copy !req
1259. Oops, I think I bit him. Phew.Copy !req
1260. - There we go.
- Well, that was awkward.Copy !req
1261. Ugh.Copy !req
1262. - Sorry.
- That's okay. It's been that kind of week.Copy !req
1263. Thank you.Copy !req
1264. You're welcome.Copy !req
1265. What do we do now?Copy !req
1266. Go home, of course.Copy !req
1267. Where's that?Copy !req
1268. Why don't we ask them?Copy !req
1269. What happened to Twiggy?Copy !req
1270. I don't know. She just snapped.Copy !req
1271. Blech.Copy !req
1272. - Ugh.
- Look! It's Doug and Doreen!Copy !req
1273. Hey there! You made it!
Well-done.Copy !req
1274. Yay!Copy !req
1275. - Who are they?
- These are our kids.Copy !req
1276. Since Tuesday?Copy !req
1277. Well, you know Doug.Copy !req
1278. This is Braden, Haden, Jaden...Copy !req
1279. Oh, they're so adorable!Copy !req
1280. Huh? What? Ew! No! Not on me!Copy !req
1281. Terry, Tiffany, Tammy, Chevy, Dwayne...Copy !req
1282. Oh, Doug!Copy !req
1283. The head of the Uglies Secret Society
wants to congratulate you in person.Copy !req
1284. - The head?
- Of course!Copy !req
1285. Who do you think told
all those agents to keep an eye on you?Copy !req
1286. Hello, my babies.Copy !req
1287. Jackie!Copy !req
1288. But we saw you get taken away.Copy !req
1289. Oh, please!Copy !req
1290. I'm the head
of an international rescue team.Copy !req
1291. And I picked up a few clever ways
to escape from this one.Copy !req
1292. So you've been watching over us
the whole time?Copy !req
1293. Well, that's what mothers do, love.Copy !req
1294. Ugh!Copy !req
1295. This toad spit can't be good
for my fur. Unless it is.Copy !req
1296. Is toad spit good for my fur?
Has anyone seen the research on this?Copy !req
1297. Now let's go home.Copy !req
1298. Ahh! Get away! Argh!Copy !req