1. This is a tale
about an unprejudiced heartCopy !req
2. and how it changed
our valley forever.Copy !req
3. There was a time
not so long agoCopy !req
4. when pigs were
afforded no respectCopy !req
5. except by other pigs.Copy !req
6. They lived their whole lives
in a cruel and sunless world.Copy !req
7. In those days,Copy !req
8. pigs believed that the sooner
they grew large and fat,Copy !req
9. the sooner they'd be
taken into pig paradise.Copy !req
10. Get up!Copy !req
11. A place so wonderful,Copy !req
12. that no pig had ever
thought to come back.Copy !req
13. Yeah!Copy !req
14. Good-bye, Mom.Copy !req
15. So when the day
came for their parentsCopy !req
16. to go to that other world
of endless pleasures,Copy !req
17. it was not a time
for young pigs to be sad,Copy !req
18. just another step
towards the dayCopy !req
19. when they, too,
would make the journey.Copy !req
20. Perhaps it was
because he was alone.Copy !req
21. Perhaps his sadness
made him easier to catch.Copy !req
22. Whatever the reason,Copy !req
23. of the thousands of animals
in the piggery that day,Copy !req
24. only one was chosen.Copy !req
25. How's this
one, Harry?Copy !req
26. Just right
for the purpose.Copy !req
27. How much do I owe you?
It's a runt, Harry.Copy !req
28. Just a worthless,
little runt.Copy !req
29. You're too modest,
Esme Hoggett.Copy !req
30. Nine out of 10
first prizes for
jams and jelliesCopy !req
31. is more than
a matter of luck.Copy !req
32. Well, luck still
plays its part.Copy !req
33. Our berries were
wickedly good this year,Copy !req
34. and our water
is very tasty, too.Copy !req
35. Of course, we don't
use the town water.Copy !req
36. Arthur Hoggett!Copy !req
37. Hey, how's it
going there, Arthur?Copy !req
38. How are those
sheep of yours?
Come on, try your luck.Copy !req
39. How about taking
a guess here, Arthur?Copy !req
40. All for a good cause.Copy !req
41. Don't keep pigs.Copy !req
42. Oh, Christmas day.
Think of it.
What a feast!Copy !req
43. That'll do, Pig.Copy !req
44. The pig and the farmer
regarded each otherCopy !req
45. and for a fleeting moment,
something passed between them.Copy !req
46. A faint sense of
some common destiny.Copy !req
47. Huh. Strange.Copy !req
48. First time
the little thing hasn't
screamed its head off.Copy !req
49. Now you'll have
to have a guess.Copy !req
50. 16 pounds, 5...Copy !req
51. 2 ounces.Copy !req
52. MRS. Hoggett!Copy !req
53. Hoggett!Copy !req
54. Thanks, Arthur.Copy !req
55. We'll be weighing
the little pig tomorrow.Copy !req
56. We'll phone you
if you win.Copy !req
57. When you win, Arthur!
When you win!Copy !req
58. Care to guess
the pig's weight, sir?Copy !req
59. Support the Lions Club.Copy !req
60. Oh!Copy !req
61. What could we
do with a pig,
eh, Duchess?Copy !req
62. Just think: Two nice hams,
two sides of bacon,Copy !req
63. oooh, and pork chops,
kidney, liver, chitlins,
pickle his feet,Copy !req
64. save his blood
for black pudding.Copy !req
65. There's the telephone.
Hoggett!Copy !req
66. Good news, Arthur.
You've won the pig.Copy !req
67. Oh.Copy !req
68. Oh, oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
69. What is it, Mom?Copy !req
70. That's a pig.Copy !req
71. They'll eat him
when he's big.Copy !req
72. Will they eat us when
we're big enough?Copy !req
73. Good heavens, no!Copy !req
74. The bosses only
eat stupid animalsCopy !req
75. like sheep and ducks
and chickens.Copy !req
76. It does look stupid, Mom.Copy !req
77. Not as stupid
as sheep, mind you,Copy !req
78. but pigs are
definitely stupid.Copy !req
79. Excuse me.
No, we're not.Copy !req
80. Good heavens!
Who are you?Copy !req
81. I'm a Large White.Copy !req
82. Yes, that's
your breed, dear.
What's your name?Copy !req
83. I don't know.Copy !req
84. Well, what did
your mother call youCopy !req
85. to tell you apart
from your brothers
and sisters?Copy !req
86. Our mom called us
all the same.Copy !req
87. And what was that, dear?Copy !req
88. She called us all Babe.Copy !req
89. Perhaps we shouldn't talk
too much about family.Copy !req
90. I want my mom.Copy !req
91. There, there.Copy !req
92. You've got to be
a brave boy now.Copy !req
93. I left my mother
when I was your age,Copy !req
94. and my pups will have
to leave me soon,Copy !req
95. but I'll keep an eye
on you, if you like,Copy !req
96. just till
you find your feet.Copy !req
97. The little pig's a bit low.
He's going to sleep with usCopy !req
98. just till
he finds his feet.Copy !req
99. Until he finds his feet.Copy !req
100. But, Mom,
he'll wet the bed!Copy !req
101. Nonsense!Copy !req
102. If you do want to do anything,
you'll go outside, won't you?Copy !req
103. Good boy.Copy !req
104. Yeah! Yeah!
Stomp on him!
Stomp on him! Stomp on him!Copy !req
105. What's your name, Pig?Copy !req
106. What does
he taste like?Copy !req
107. Where did
he come from?Copy !req
108. Coming through!
Hey, get lost!Copy !req
109. We've got to do something
about that duck.Copy !req
110. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
111. Doodle-loo-dee-doo.Copy !req
112. What's that noise?
It's only Ferdinand.Copy !req
113. What's Ferdinand?
He's a duck.Copy !req
114. He wants to
be a rooster.Copy !req
115. He hates being a duck.Copy !req
116. We'll catch him one day
and eat him. Won't we, Mom?Copy !req
117. Yes, dear.Copy !req
118. Yech!
Who'd want to
eat a duck?Copy !req
119. Babe, you wait here.Copy !req
120. Aren't pigs allowed?Copy !req
121. Not live ones.Copy !req
122. Sorry, dear.
Only dogs and cats
inside the house.Copy !req
123. Why?
That's just the
way things are.Copy !req
124. Whoa!Copy !req
125. Ow!Copy !req
126. Pig, pig, pig, piggy!Copy !req
127. What a spectacular feast
I've got for you.Copy !req
128. Yes! What a lucky
little pork chop
you are.Copy !req
129. Delicious! Oh, yes!
Yum, yum, yum.Copy !req
130. Who's gonna grow up
to be a big, fat pig?Copy !req
131. You are! You are!
Yum, yum, yum.Copy !req
132. Where are we going?Copy !req
133. To work with the sheep.Copy !req
134. What's sheep?Copy !req
135. Sheep is animals
with thick, woolly coats.Copy !req
136. And thick,
woolly heads.Copy !req
137. And men can't look
after them without us.Copy !req
138. Why do they need us?Copy !req
139. 'Cause we're sheepdogs! Yeah!Copy !req
140. 'Cause we're sheepdogs!Copy !req
141. Not you, dear.
Why not?Copy !req
142. We have to do dogs' work.Copy !req
143. You're a pig.
Your job is to stay here
and eat your food.Copy !req
144. We'll be back
at the end of the day.Copy !req
145. They don't think
I'll remember.Copy !req
146. Well, I don't forget.Copy !req
147. Seems like a sheep's
just born to suffer.Copy !req
148. Hello? Excuse me.Copy !req
149. Darn wolf!Copy !req
150. I'm not a wolf.Copy !req
151. I'm a pig.
What are you?Copy !req
152. Ewe.Copy !req
153. Pig.
What are you?Copy !req
154. I'm a ewe. A ewe!Copy !req
155. You're a sheep!Copy !req
156. I'll not be called
a common sheep,
thank you kindly.Copy !req
157. I'm a Border Leicester ewe.
The name's Maa.Copy !req
158. Oh.Copy !req
159. What's wrong with you, Maa?Copy !req
160. Foot rot and I got me
a nasty cough,Copy !req
161. and I'm not as young
as I used to be.Copy !req
162. Seem like a nice young pig.Copy !req
163. What be your name?
Babe.Copy !req
164. Not like them wolves.
Treat you like dirt,
they do!Copy !req
165. Bite you as soon
as look at you,
those savages!Copy !req
166. Bite you?
And worse.Copy !req
167. Some wolves be so bad,
they run a sheep down
and tear it to pieces.Copy !req
168. Fly would never do that!Copy !req
169. Fly, is it?Copy !req
170. A right vicious creature
she be, I'll tell you.Copy !req
171. Not Fly.Copy !req
172. All them wolves
is cruel to sheep.Copy !req
173. Always have been.Copy !req
174. Brutal savages!
That's what they be.Copy !req
175. I wouldn't want to see
a gentle soul like youCopy !req
176. mixing with the likes
of them, young 'un.Copy !req
177. That afternoon
when he saw Fly,Copy !req
178. the pig's mind was
a tangle of questions.Copy !req
179. Cruel, vicious, brutal?Copy !req
180. What was it that dogs did
in the fields all day?Copy !req
181. Hello, Babe.
Had a good day?Copy !req
182. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
183. The old sheep
had to be wrong about Fly,Copy !req
184. and the pig promised himselfCopy !req
185. that he would never
think badly of any
creature ever again.Copy !req
186. The morning
of the terrible crimeCopy !req
187. started like any other
on Hoggett Farm.Copy !req
188. Coming through!
Coming through!Copy !req
189. Take off!Copy !req
190. Now!
Up, up, up.Copy !req
191. I was worried it might
have a harsh tone,Copy !req
192. but that's quite
a nice musical ring,
don't you think?Copy !req
193. I walked into
O'Halloran's Hardware,Copy !req
194. and there it was
waiting for me.Copy !req
195. What a splendid way
to wake up each morning!Copy !req
196. Hoggett, dear. Church.Copy !req
197. When embarking on
an audacious crime,Copy !req
198. a duck needs
a willing accomplice.Copy !req
199. A creature who is reliable,
beyond suspicionCopy !req
200. and above all,
extremely gullible.Copy !req
201. Hey! Psst!Copy !req
202. What?Copy !req
203. You look like
an intelligent,Copy !req
204. sophisticated,
discerning young fella.Copy !req
205. Who, me?Copy !req
206. Yeah. Follow me.Copy !req
207. Oh, boy!
Are you in for some fun!Copy !req
208. What are we doing?
Where are we going?Copy !req
209. Now the duck knew
exactly what he had to do.Copy !req
210. The alarm clock had to go.
His very life depended on it.Copy !req
211. Do you see it?Copy !req
212. Yes.Copy !req
213. Good.Copy !req
214. So I go
through the kitchen,
across the living room.Copy !req
215. Good, good. Yeah.Copy !req
216. Into the bedroom.Copy !req
217. Get the mechanical rooster
and bring it out to you.Copy !req
218. What about that cat?Copy !req
219. But quietly
bring it out to you.Copy !req
220. Excellent.Copy !req
221. I don't think
I can do it.Copy !req
222. It's against the rules.Copy !req
223. Only dogs and cats
allowed in the house.Copy !req
224. I like that rule.
It's a good rule,Copy !req
225. but this is bigger
than rules.Copy !req
226. This is life and death.Copy !req
227. It is?
Follow me.Copy !req
228. Hello! Look,
there's something
you should know.Copy !req
229. Yes?
Humans eat ducks!Copy !req
230. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
231. Most ducks
prefer to forget it,
but the fact is,Copy !req
232. that humans
like to eat plump,
attractive ducks.Copy !req
233. Oh, I don't think so.
Not the boss.
Not the boss's wife.Copy !req
234. Oh, come on.
Humans don't
eat cats. Why?Copy !req
235. Well, they're...Copy !req
236. They're indispensable.
They catch mice.Copy !req
237. Humans don't eat
roosters. Why?Copy !req
238. They make eggs with the hens
and wake everyone up
in the morning.Copy !req
239. I tried it with the hens,
it didn't work.Copy !req
240. So I turned
to crowing and lo!
I discover my gift.Copy !req
241. But no sooner do
I become indispensable,Copy !req
242. then they bring in
a machine to do the job!Copy !req
243. The treachery of it!
A mechanical rooster!Copy !req
244. Oh, dear me.Copy !req
245. Oh, dear you?Copy !req
246. I suppose the life
of an anorexic duckCopy !req
247. doesn't amount to much
in the broad scheme
of things.Copy !req
248. But, Pig,
I'm all I've got.Copy !req
249. Why do you
need me to do it?Copy !req
250. I'm allergic to cats.Copy !req
251. Oh.Copy !req
252. They make me sneeze.Copy !req
253. Ah.Copy !req
254. Don't worry.
I won't wake the cat.Copy !req
255. My life is in your hands.Copy !req
256. Oh, dear.Copy !req
257. Oh, no!Copy !req
258. Ah, boy.Copy !req
259. No, no, no! No, no, no!Copy !req
260. Your foot, your foot!
Take the string
off your foot.Copy !req
261. Wait, wait.
Let me put it this way.Copy !req
262. Stop. Turn around...Copy !req
263. No, no, no!
The other way! Turn!Copy !req
264. Stop! Stop!
Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
265. Go outside now.Copy !req
266. But you said
you can't do without me.Copy !req
267. I can, I can, I can.
Trust me, I can.Copy !req
268. Are you sure?
You're positive?
Yes!Copy !req
269. Go outside
and stand guard.Copy !req
270. Okay. Good idea.Copy !req
271. Oh, boy.
Want something done,
you gotta do it yourself.Copy !req
272. Hmm.Copy !req
273. Guard against what?Copy !req
274. Nothing. Don't worry.Copy !req
275. Stick with me and, please,
I beg you, not one more word.Copy !req
276. All right.Copy !req
277. Don't sneeze, Ferdie.Copy !req
278. Just hold your breath.Copy !req
279. It was my mistake.Copy !req
280. I was trying to loosen
things up a little.Copy !req
281. But, no. Today proves
that it doesn't work.Copy !req
282. From now on,
we'll all respect
the rules.Copy !req
283. To each creature
its own destinyCopy !req
284. and every animal
in its proper place.Copy !req
285. And a pig's proper place
is under the old cart,Copy !req
286. not in the barnCopy !req
287. and absolutely never
in the house.Copy !req
288. Is that understood?Copy !req
289. Yes, sir.Copy !req
290. Now, Pig, regarding
the company you keep.Copy !req
291. Being young,
it's hard to
discriminate,Copy !req
292. so I'll make
it easy for you.Copy !req
293. I forbid you
to talk to or consort
with that duck ever.Copy !req
294. Do I make myself clear?Copy !req
295. What's consort?Copy !req
296. It means, young man,Copy !req
297. that you must not go
anywhere near that duck.Copy !req
298. And as for
the fugitive duck,Copy !req
299. when he shows himself,
let him know this,Copy !req
300. being a duck he must
behave like a duck.Copy !req
301. No more of this
crowing and nonsense.Copy !req
302. He should accept what he is
and be thankful for it.Copy !req
303. That goes for all of us.Copy !req
304. Here, here!Copy !req
305. Rex continued
long into the night.Copy !req
306. Elsewhere,
there was more talk.Copy !req
307. The subject was
Christmas dinnerCopy !req
308. and whether that year
the main course
would be roast porkCopy !req
309. or Duck a I'Orange.Copy !req
310. And pork is a nice,
sweet meat.Copy !req
311. Then there's
the crackling.Copy !req
312. That always adds
interest and texture.Copy !req
313. Get him!Copy !req
314. Get the pig!
Get the pig!
Get the pig!Copy !req
315. Get him! Get him!Copy !req
316. Psst!Copy !req
317. Ferdinand! Everyone's
been looking for you.Copy !req
318. What is this place?Copy !req
319. What's happening out there?Copy !req
320. Well, Rex isn't very happy.
Boy, all these new rules!Copy !req
321. See, I'm not
allowed to... Oops!Copy !req
322. Not allowed to what?Copy !req
323. What?Copy !req
324. Pig, pig, pig, pig, piggy!Copy !req
325. You didn't see me,
all right?Copy !req
326. And I didn't see you.
All right? Oops.Copy !req
327. The time comes
for all creatures
when childhood endsCopy !req
328. and the doorway opens
to life as an adult.Copy !req
329. And so it was with Fly's pups.Copy !req
330. Though that time
was all too soon for Fly.Copy !req
331. Puppy, puppy, puppy.
Come on.Copy !req
332. In my pocket.Copy !req
333. Fly?Copy !req
334. May I call you Mom?Copy !req
335. And so it was that
the pig found his place
in the world of the farm.Copy !req
336. And he was happy,
even in his dreams.Copy !req
337. Hello!Copy !req
338. Folks, how are you?
Merry Christmas!Copy !req
339. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!Copy !req
340. How's my favorite girl?Copy !req
341. Nanny's got
a jellybean.Copy !req
342. Give us a kiss.Copy !req
343. Guess what we're having
for Christmas dinner?Copy !req
344. Roast pork.Copy !req
345. I hate pork.Copy !req
346. Darn silly carry-on,
if you ask me.Copy !req
347. The cat says
they call it Christmas.Copy !req
348. Christmas!
Christmas dinner, yeah.Copy !req
349. Dinner means death.Copy !req
350. Death means carnage!
Christmas means carnage!Copy !req
351. Christmas means carnage!Copy !req
352. Oh.Copy !req
353. Yes.Copy !req
354. Wait.Copy !req
355. Eating pigs!Copy !req
356. Barbarians!Copy !req
357. You're going back
to the fields, Maa.Copy !req
358. Young 'un,
tragic there ain't
more of your kind.Copy !req
359. I'll be thinking
of you always.Copy !req
360. I could come
and visit you, Maa.Copy !req
361. I'd like that, but...Copy !req
362. Well, we shouldn't
hope for too much.Copy !req
363. And so,
it was Christmas Eve,Copy !req
364. and time had run out
for the pig.Copy !req
365. Are you doing him
tonight, then?Copy !req
366. Mmm.Copy !req
367. Good. The blood
will drain by morning.Copy !req
368. Pity.
What's that?Copy !req
369. Nothing.Copy !req
370. What on earth are you
babbling on about?Copy !req
371. Shame to miss out
on the best ham prize
at next year's fair, is all.Copy !req
372. Nice plump haunches
he's getting.Copy !req
373. Beautiful. Still...Copy !req
374. Silly to wait,
I suppose.Copy !req
375. MRS. Here it is!Copy !req
376. The bird.Copy !req
377. Yuck. Chicken?Copy !req
378. No, it's Duck a I'Orange.Copy !req
379. And, Mother, it looks
absolutely superb.Copy !req
380. I'm not going
to eat any of it!Copy !req
381. WOOh,
this is fabulous.Copy !req
382. Ferdinand!Copy !req
383. If you're out here,
who's that in there?Copy !req
384. Her name's Rosanna.Copy !req
385. Why Rosanna?Copy !req
386. She had such
a beautiful nature.Copy !req
387. Oh, Ferdinand.Copy !req
388. I can't take it anymore.
Really!Copy !req
389. The fear's too much
for a duck.Copy !req
390. It eats away
at the soul.Copy !req
391. There must be
kinder dispositions
in far-off gentler lands.Copy !req
392. The only way you'll find
happiness is to acceptCopy !req
393. that the way things are
is the way things are.Copy !req
394. The way things
are stinks!Copy !req
395. I'm not gonna be a goner.
I'm gone.Copy !req
396. I wish all of you
the best of luck.Copy !req
397. Where will you go?Copy !req
398. No idea.Copy !req
399. But I'm a clever duck.
I could do
with an adventure.Copy !req
400. I'll miss you, Ferdie.Copy !req
401. Ferdie? No one's ever
called me that before.Copy !req
402. Hey, good luck, Pig.
I am out of here.Copy !req
403. Bye-bye.Copy !req
404. And would you do me
a favor, Pig?Copy !req
405. Anything.Copy !req
406. Open the gate, huh?Copy !req
407. Whoa!Copy !req
408. The pig knew
it was against the rules
to leave the farm,Copy !req
409. but something
was definitely wrong.Copy !req
410. How lovely, darling.
What is it?Copy !req
411. It's a fax machine, Mother.Copy !req
412. You can send us
letters by phone.Copy !req
413. Hmm.
Oh.Copy !req
414. At any other time,Copy !req
415. the pig would've
been tickled pinkCopy !req
416. by his first visit
to the sheep fields,Copy !req
417. but now there was fear
in the air.Copy !req
418. Maa and her kind
were under threat.Copy !req
419. Hey, Frank,
feel like pork
for dinner tonight?Copy !req
420. Young 'un, you're alive!Copy !req
421. Maa!Copy !req
422. What's happening?
Who are these men?Copy !req
423. I'll get him out.
Come around, Sniff!Copy !req
424. Where's our boss?
It doesn't seem right.Copy !req
425. What's wrong, dear?Copy !req
426. It's the wrong one!Copy !req
427. I want the house
I saw on the television!Copy !req
428. Oh, there, there.Copy !req
429. Get! Quick!
Get the dog in.Copy !req
430. Round up the sheep!Copy !req
431. Come on!Copy !req
432. Let's go!Copy !req
433. Good dog.Copy !req
434. Good pig.Copy !req
435. Hmm.Copy !req
436. Oh!Copy !req
437. Hey, hey.
Dad says his little
porker's a watch pig.Copy !req
438. Dearie me!
If it's not a duck that
thinks it's a rooster,Copy !req
439. it's a pig that
thinks it's a dog!Copy !req
440. A pig that thinks
it's a dog!Copy !req
441. a washing machine,
a radio, a new alarm clock.Copy !req
442. I think it's a lovely
fax machine, darling,
but can't you use it?Copy !req
443. We already have one, Mom.
That's the whole idea.Copy !req
444. We can send faxes
to each other.Copy !req
445. Now, don't be afraid of it
just because it's new.Copy !req
446. These accounts are
a real worry, Arthur.Copy !req
447. Every month your expenditure
is greater than your income.Copy !req
448. It's eating up your
reserves the whole time.Copy !req
449. You need to modernize,Copy !req
450. get some sort of
cash flow going.Copy !req
451. You're still using
a horse and cart,
for God's sakes.Copy !req
452. Dad?Copy !req
453. Funny, that.Copy !req
454. What?Copy !req
455. Those chickens,
that pig.Copy !req
456. What's the pig got
to do with anything?Copy !req
457. Nothing.Copy !req
458. Just look at them.
The browns
and the whites.Copy !req
459. Come, Rex. Come, Fly.Copy !req
460. Come, Pig.Copy !req
461. Come, Pig!Copy !req
462. Perhaps he's pleased
with you for what
you did yesterday.Copy !req
463. I didn't do much.Copy !req
464. If it wasn't
for you, dear,Copy !req
465. they could've stolen
the whole flock.Copy !req
466. Is Rex unhappy with me?Copy !req
467. Oh. He'll be
all right, dear.Copy !req
468. Just stay out
of his way today.Copy !req
469. Way to be, Fly.
Rex, come by.Copy !req
470. That'll do.Copy !req
471. You're so quick.Copy !req
472. I'd never be able
to fly like you can.Copy !req
473. Pigs aren't
built to fly, dear,Copy !req
474. but speed isn't the thing,
it's attitude.Copy !req
475. They just have to know
who's boss.Copy !req
476. Out you go.Copy !req
477. Get them up, Pig.Copy !req
478. He wants you to drive
them out of the yard.Copy !req
479. Away to me, Pig.Copy !req
480. Remember, you have
to dominate them.Copy !req
481. Do that and they'll
do anything you want.
Go. Go.Copy !req
482. This is ridiculous, Mom.Copy !req
483. Nonsense.
It's only your first try.Copy !req
484. But you're treating them
like equals.Copy !req
485. They're sheep.
They're inferior.Copy !req
486. Oh! No, they're not.Copy !req
487. Of course they are!Copy !req
488. We are their masters, Babe.Copy !req
489. Let them doubt it for a second
and they'll walk all over you.Copy !req
490. Fly, get that pig
out of there.Copy !req
491. Make them feel inferior.
Abuse them. Insult them.Copy !req
492. Fly!
But they'll laugh at me.Copy !req
493. Then bite them.
Be ruthless.Copy !req
494. Whatever it takes.
Bend them to your will.Copy !req
495. Enough!
Go on! Go!Copy !req
496. Move along there, you...Copy !req
497. You big butt heads!Copy !req
498. Ow!Copy !req
499. Young 'un,
stop this nonsense.Copy !req
500. What's got into you
all of a sudden?Copy !req
501. I just got finished
telling what a nice
young pig you be.Copy !req
502. Maa, I was just trying
to be a sheepdog.Copy !req
503. Enough wolves
in the world alreadyCopy !req
504. without a nice lad
like you turning nasty.Copy !req
505. You haven't
got it in you,
young 'un.Copy !req
506. You and I are descended
from the great sheepdogs.Copy !req
507. We carry the bloodline
of the ancient Bahou.Copy !req
508. We stand for something.Copy !req
509. And today I watched in shame
as all that was betrayed.Copy !req
510. Rex, dear,
he's just a little pig.Copy !req
511. All the greater the insult.Copy !req
512. I'm sorry I bit you.
Are you all right?Copy !req
513. I wouldn't call that
a bite, myself.Copy !req
514. You got teeth in that
floppy mouth of yours
or just gums?Copy !req
515. You see, ladies,
a heart of gold.Copy !req
516. Heart of gold.Copy !req
517. No need for all this
wolf nonsense, young 'un.Copy !req
518. All a nice little pig
like you need do is ask.Copy !req
519. Thanks very much.
It was very kind of you.Copy !req
520. A pleasure.Copy !req
521. What a nice little pig!Copy !req
522. All right,
how did you do it?Copy !req
523. I asked them
and they did it.Copy !req
524. I just asked them nicely.Copy !req
525. We don't ask sheep, dear.
We tell them what to do.Copy !req
526. But I did, Mom.
They were
really friendly.Copy !req
527. Maybe Rex might be
a little more friendlyCopy !req
528. if I had
a talk with him.Copy !req
529. No, no, no.
I think you better
leave that to me.Copy !req
530. Rex?Copy !req
531. I know it was
hard for you todayCopy !req
532. watching all that
happening,Copy !req
533. but surely it's not worth
all this misery.Copy !req
534. Please, dear, not on
such a beautiful night.Copy !req
535. You put these ideas
into his head!Copy !req
536. Two-faced traitorous...Copy !req
537. Get down!
Down, Rex. Fly!Copy !req
538. Rex!Copy !req
539. A dark cloud
had descended on the valley,Copy !req
540. and the pig felt
that the troubles
were all his fault.Copy !req
541. But he was certainCopy !req
542. that he knew how
to put things right again.Copy !req
543. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
544. But I think
all this trouble...Copy !req
545. Well,
it's not distemper.
Can't be rabies.Copy !req
546. Must be the hormones.Copy !req
547. What about Hoggett's notion,
the dog being jealous
of the wee pig?Copy !req
548. I don't see that myself.Copy !req
549. MRS. No.
So what should we do?Copy !req
550. Well, you can
keep him locked upCopy !req
551. or snip, snip.
I can do it Tuesday.Copy !req
552. No.
Or Wednesday.Copy !req
553. Hoggett doesn't want
the dog operated on.Copy !req
554. He's a breeding dog.Copy !req
555. Well, now,
I can sedate him,
of course,Copy !req
556. but he'll be useless
as a working dog.Copy !req
557. I'll give
you some pills
to put in his food.Copy !req
558. Good dog.Copy !req
559. A pig doing
the work of a sheepdog?Copy !req
560. With Rex out of actionCopy !req
561. and Fly injured
from the fight,Copy !req
562. Farmer Hoggett had no choice.Copy !req
563. Maa! Maa!
The boss has to give
you some medicine.Copy !req
564. Oh, dear, I thought so!
It's horrible stuff, that.Copy !req
565. I know,
but it's for the best.Copy !req
566. Oh, our young 'un,
if you say so.Copy !req
567. Shoo! Shoo!Copy !req
568. When the thought
first came to him,Copy !req
569. Farmer Hoggett dismissed it
as mere whimsy,Copy !req
570. but like most of
his harebrained ideas,Copy !req
571. it wouldn't go away.Copy !req
572. What are they doing?Copy !req
573. It's a sheepdog trial.Copy !req
574. So it's like
a competition
for sheepdogs?Copy !req
575. And their bosses.
It's like
an obstacle course.Copy !req
576. How do they
decide who wins?Copy !req
577. Well, it's time
and mistakes.Copy !req
578. You get points for
how quick you areCopy !req
579. and they take points off
for every mistake.Copy !req
580. Every time a sheep
goes the wrong way,Copy !req
581. that's a mistake
and you lose points.Copy !req
582. Looks like fun!Copy !req
583. For a sheepdog,
there's no prouder moment.Copy !req
584. You know,
Rex and I used to...Copy !req
585. Never mind.Copy !req
586. Was Rex a champion?Copy !req
587. He had the makings
of the greatest champion
there ever was,Copy !req
588. but it wasn't to be.Copy !req
589. What happened?Copy !req
590. A while back when
Rex was in his prime,Copy !req
591. the winter rains
brought a great flood
to the valley.Copy !req
592. Rex and the boss
got most of the flock
onto the high ground.Copy !req
593. Then Rex went back
to look for the strays.Copy !req
594. He found them.Copy !req
595. They'd been stranded
by the rising water.Copy !req
596. He tried to herd them
across to safety,Copy !req
597. but they wouldn't budge.Copy !req
598. Too afraid and too stupid
to save their own skins.Copy !req
599. It was freezing cold
and the water kept rising.Copy !req
600. Rex stayed with them
right through the night.Copy !req
601. By morning,
the sheep were drowned.Copy !req
602. And when they found Rex,
he was barely alive.Copy !req
603. Oh, Mom!Copy !req
604. Two weeks rest
in front of the fireCopy !req
605. saw him back
on his feet,Copy !req
606. but his hearing was
never the same again.Copy !req
607. He'd never want
anyone to know,Copy !req
608. but he's almost
totally deaf.Copy !req
609. Is that why he's so,
you know, angry?Copy !req
610. That's not
the half of it.Copy !req
611. All this was barely
a month before the
Grand National Challenge.Copy !req
612. He tried his best,
but he couldn't hear
the boss's calls,Copy !req
613. and it slowed him up.Copy !req
614. The cold truth is that,Copy !req
615. but for the stupidity
of sheep,Copy !req
616. Rex would've been
the champion of champions.Copy !req
617. Good dog.Copy !req
618. That's it,
all right. Good.Copy !req
619. Here we go. All right.Copy !req
620. Now, through here like this.Copy !req
621. And then,
big hook to the left.
Big hook.Copy !req
622. Big hook.
Through this gate here.Copy !req
623. It was at that time
that Mrs. Hoggett began
to worry about her husband.Copy !req
624. But Farmer Hoggett
knew that little ideasCopy !req
625. that tickled and nagged
and refused to go awayCopy !req
626. should never be ignoredCopy !req
627. for in them lie
the seeds of destiny.Copy !req
628. Close the gate like that,
and you're done.Copy !req
629. Mom. Mom! Mom!
Can we start work
early today?Copy !req
630. Oh, dear, it's not
even dawn yet.Copy !req
631. You can go to work
when the rooster crows.Copy !req
632. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
633. Excuse me.Copy !req
634. Hello, sir.Copy !req
635. Excuse me,
but it's nearly dawn and...Copy !req
636. What?
Sorry to disturb you,Copy !req
637. but it's nearly dawn,
and I wondered if you'd mindCopy !req
638. crowing just a few minutes
early this morning.Copy !req
639. Get out of here!
But, well, see I...Copy !req
640. Get lost!
Okay.Copy !req
641. Now the pig understoodCopy !req
642. why the sheep
called all dogs wolves.Copy !req
643. And he was filled
with a deep
and terrible rage.Copy !req
644. Maa! Maa!
Are you all right?Copy !req
645. Hello, young 'un.Copy !req
646. Oh, Maa,
can you get up?Copy !req
647. I don't reckon.Copy !req
648. It's over, Maa.
The wolves have
gone far away.Copy !req
649. I'll get the boss up here
to look after you.Copy !req
650. You'll be all right.
You'll be all right!Copy !req
651. Oh, Maa! Maa!Copy !req
652. Maa! Maa!
Maa! Maa!Copy !req
653. Maa!Copy !req
654. Home, Pig.Copy !req
655. Fly knew that
there was only one fate
for any creatureCopy !req
656. that took
the life of a sheep
on Hoggett Farm.Copy !req
657. But Fly could never believe
that Babe was a sheep killer,Copy !req
658. so she remained in the field
to do something
she'd never done before,Copy !req
659. talk to the sheep.Copy !req
660. Tell me.
Who killed the old one?Copy !req
661. Wolf!
Wolf.Copy !req
662. Is that the only words
you half-wits know?Copy !req
663. Wolf!Copy !req
664. Are you saying
it was a dog?Copy !req
665. Babe!
Where's Babe?Copy !req
666. Was it wolf or Babe?
Wolf!Copy !req
667. Wolf!
Where's Babe!Copy !req
668. Wolf!Copy !req
669. Farmer Hoggett
was carrying something
in the crook of one arm.Copy !req
670. A kind of black, shiny tube.Copy !req
671. Come, Pig.Copy !req
672. The pig had a vague memoryCopy !req
673. that shiny tubes produced foodCopy !req
674. and guessed that some
quite unexpected surpriseCopy !req
675. would come out of
the two small
round mouths.Copy !req
676. Babe!Copy !req
677. Wolf!Copy !req
678. Babe!Copy !req
679. Wolf!Copy !req
680. Quiet!Copy !req
681. Fly decided
to speak very slowly,Copy !req
682. for it was a cold
fact of natureCopy !req
683. that sheep were stupid,Copy !req
684. and no one would ever
persuade her otherwise.Copy !req
685. Please, please would you
be so kind as to tell me
what happened?Copy !req
686. Quiet!Copy !req
687. Please, tell me what
happened this morning.Copy !req
688. The sheep
spoke very slowlyCopy !req
689. for it was a cold
fact of natureCopy !req
690. that wolves were ignorant,Copy !req
691. and nothing would
convince them otherwise.Copy !req
692. Babe came!
He saved us!Copy !req
693. The wolves killed Maa.Copy !req
694. But Babe drove
the wolves away!Copy !req
695. Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you all very much!Copy !req
696. Pleasure talking to you.Copy !req
697. MRS. Hoggett!Copy !req
698. Arthur!Copy !req
699. Oh, there you are!
Well, what do you think?Copy !req
700. That was the police
on the telephone.Copy !req
701. Said there are
wild dogs about.Copy !req
702. Apparently the Mitchells
lost six lambs this morning.Copy !req
703. What on earth are you
doing with that gun?Copy !req
704. Oh...Copy !req
705. Nothing.Copy !req
706. Now, it's all very simple.Copy !req
707. Just half an hour
at 350 degrees.Copy !req
708. I've given you rabbit
casserole for Friday.Copy !req
709. Now, for Duchess,
it's liver in the morning,
heart for the evening.Copy !req
710. Except for Fridays,Copy !req
711. when it's steak
in the morning
and cooked liver at night.Copy !req
712. Warm it up in
a frying pan for a bit,Copy !req
713. but test it before
you give it to herCopy !req
714. because she bites into it
before she knows what's what,Copy !req
715. the silly darling.Copy !req
716. That'll be the bus.Copy !req
717. Oh! Bye-bye.Copy !req
718. Have a good time. Bye.Copy !req
719. Hello, everyone!Copy !req
720. Oh, dearie me, Valda.Copy !req
721. I know I have to be
at the National Conference.Copy !req
722. I am the Assistant
General SecretaryCopy !req
723. of the Northeast Region
after all,Copy !req
724. but I do worry about
leaving that man alone.Copy !req
725. Still acting
a bit strange?Copy !req
726. Just silly things.
Odd little things only
a wife would notice.Copy !req
727. Still, I suppose
he can't get up
to too much mischiefCopy !req
728. in just three days,
can he?Copy !req
729. Of course not.Copy !req
730. Go on.Copy !req
731. Go on!Copy !req
732. Oh. Good evening.
Shame about the weather.Copy !req
733. Nasty cough!Copy !req
734. It had been a long time
since Arthur HoggettCopy !req
735. had had an animal
in whose abilities
he had so much faith.Copy !req
736. And with the National Grand
Challenge Sheepdog TrialsCopy !req
737. only two days away,Copy !req
738. he wasn't going to let
the fact that his animal
was a pig deter him.Copy !req
739. He had been worried,
for he was a truthful man,Copy !req
740. that the heading might
say "Name of dog,"Copy !req
741. and then whatever
he put would be a lie.Copy !req
742. But as it happened,
luck, for the moment,Copy !req
743. was running with him.Copy !req
744. It's all right, really!
I'm just, well...Copy !req
745. Bless you.Copy !req
746. Whoa!Copy !req
747. Oh, no.Copy !req
748. So, what's happening?Copy !req
749. Oh, no.Copy !req
750. Shh. Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
751. Good pig. Good pig.Copy !req
752. Hold still. Hold still.
Hold still.Copy !req
753. Huh?Copy !req
754. There are many
perfectly nice cats
in the world,Copy !req
755. but every barrel
has its bad apples.Copy !req
756. And it is well to heed
the old adage,Copy !req
757. "Beware the bad cat
bearing a grudge."Copy !req
758. How are you feeling?Copy !req
759. A bit tired.Copy !req
760. You'll need a good sleep
to put you in top
condition tomorrow.Copy !req
761. Don't stay up too late.
Good night.Copy !req
762. Good night, Mom.Copy !req
763. Do forgive me
for scratching you, dear.Copy !req
764. I got a bit carried away.
It's a cat thing.Copy !req
765. Oh. Well...Copy !req
766. Feeling good about
tomorrow, are you?Copy !req
767. Mmm-hmm. It should be
all right, I think.Copy !req
768. Look, I probably
shouldn't say this,Copy !req
769. but I'm not sure
if you realizeCopy !req
770. how much the other animals
are laughing at you
for this sheepdog business.Copy !req
771. Why would they do that?Copy !req
772. Well, they say
that you've forgotten
that you're a pig.Copy !req
773. Isn't that silly?Copy !req
774. They even say
that you don't know
what pigs are for.Copy !req
775. What do you mean
"what pigs are for"?Copy !req
776. You know,
why pigs are here.Copy !req
777. Why are any of us here?Copy !req
778. Well, the cow's here
to be milked,Copy !req
779. the dogs are here to help
the boss's husband
with the sheepCopy !req
780. and I'm here to be beautiful
and affectionate to the boss.Copy !req
781. Yes?Copy !req
782. The fact is that pigs
don't have a purpose.Copy !req
783. Just like ducks
don't have a purpose.Copy !req
784. I don't...Copy !req
785. All right,
for your own sake,
I'll be blunt.Copy !req
786. Why do the bosses
keep ducks?
To eat them.Copy !req
787. So why do the bosses
keep a pig?Copy !req
788. The fact is that animals
that don't seem to have
a purposeCopy !req
789. really do have a purpose.Copy !req
790. The bosses have to eat.
It's probably the most
noble purpose of all,Copy !req
791. when you come
to think about it.Copy !req
792. They eat pigs?Copy !req
793. Pork, they call it.
Or bacon.Copy !req
794. They only call them pigs
when they're alive.Copy !req
795. But I'm a sheep-pig!Copy !req
796. The boss's husband's
just playing a little game
with you.Copy !req
797. Believe me,
sooner or later,
every pig gets eaten.Copy !req
798. That's the way
the world works.Copy !req
799. Oh!Copy !req
800. I haven't upset you,
have I?Copy !req
801. Mom?Copy !req
802. Mom!Copy !req
803. Good heavens.Copy !req
804. What on earth are you
doing out in the rainCopy !req
805. in the middle
of the night?Copy !req
806. You should be
looking after yourselfCopy !req
807. with such a big day
ahead of you.Copy !req
808. Are pigs for eating?Copy !req
809. Who told you that?Copy !req
810. The cat told me.Copy !req
811. Pigs don't have a purpose
except to be eaten by humans.Copy !req
812. Is it true?Copy !req
813. It's true.
For many pigs,
it's true.Copy !req
814. So my mother
and my fatherCopy !req
815. and my brothers
and my sisters all...Copy !req
816. Probably, dear.Copy !req
817. Do you want
to talk about it?Copy !req
818. No, it's all right.Copy !req
819. I understand.
I'll be all right.Copy !req
820. Even the boss?Copy !req
821. Yes, dear.Copy !req
822. Babe? Babe!Copy !req
823. Babe!Copy !req
824. Babe!Copy !req
825. Babe's run away. Rex?Copy !req
826. Please?Copy !req
827. Call the boss.Copy !req
828. He's over here.Copy !req
829. Hold on, Pig,
you'll be home soon.Copy !req
830. He's got a cold,
but that doesn't explain
a pig not eating.Copy !req
831. He's got me stonkered, Arthur.
But I can tell you this,Copy !req
832. if you don't get some
fluids into him soon,
you're gonna lose him.Copy !req
833. Come on, son.Copy !req
834. Pull yourself together.
The boss needs you.Copy !req
835. Here we go.Copy !req
836. Come on, Pig. Come on.Copy !req
837. There's a boy. There's my boy.
Come on, then. Come on.Copy !req
838. If I had wordsCopy !req
839. To make a day for youCopy !req
840. I'd sing you a morningCopy !req
841. Golden and trueCopy !req
842. I would make this dayCopy !req
843. Last for all timeCopy !req
844. Then fill the nightCopy !req
845. Deep in moonshineCopy !req
846. If I had wordsCopy !req
847. To make a day for youCopy !req
848. I'd give you a morning
golden and trueCopy !req
849. I would make this dayCopy !req
850. Last for all timeCopy !req
851. Listen, Arthur,
I'll tell you what we can do.Copy !req
852. You're listed third,
but we can put you last
in the program.Copy !req
853. However, you must
be here by 3:30,Copy !req
854. otherwise you'll
be disqualified.Copy !req
855. All right.Copy !req
856. And welcome back to
the National Grand
Challenge Sheepdog Trials,Copy !req
857. coming today from
the Kingsmith Show GroundCopy !req
858. in the heart
of sheep country.Copy !req
859. The weather's been
a little patchy,Copy !req
860. but we've already seen
some wonderful work
by these talented dogs.Copy !req
861. Stay there.Copy !req
862. Excuse me, sheep.Copy !req
863. Hello! Hello!
Good morning to you all!Copy !req
864. Oh, boy, I've never met
a sheep with such
a strong, dark face.Copy !req
865. Are they feeding
you well?Copy !req
866. Babe, I'll try.Copy !req
867. All right, blockheads!
Pay attention over here!Copy !req
868. Now, you pay attention
to what this pig
has to say to youCopy !req
869. or I'll come in there
and rip you to shreds!Copy !req
870. Hadn't thought of this.Copy !req
871. Keep trying,
keep talking to them.
I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
872. Doesn't it look a picture?
Our show ground on the telly!Copy !req
873. Apart from the weather.Copy !req
874. Oh, look!
There's your Bert!Copy !req
875. Bert Ford and Sweep
doing very well so far.Copy !req
876. Sweep's having a little
trouble with this gate, Clive.Copy !req
877. A lot of trouble actually.Copy !req
878. That's going to
set Bert back.Copy !req
879. Don't worry, Valda.
It's just a little slipup.Copy !req
880. Look, he's doing
much better now.Copy !req
881. No, no, no.
Too many loose sheep, there.Copy !req
882. And Sweep's usually
such a reliable dog.Copy !req
883. Hey. Whoa! Stop!Copy !req
884. If those sheep
won't talk to Babe,Copy !req
885. the boss is going
to look like an idiot.Copy !req
886. I don't know
what to do.Copy !req
887. There is one thing.Copy !req
888. Rex...Copy !req
889. I've gotta go!
I'll try to be
back in time.Copy !req
890. It must've been terrible
weather for you,Copy !req
891. out in the field
with all this rain
we've been having.Copy !req
892. Hey,
that dog's in a hurry.Copy !req
893. Come on, Nick,
I got a beer
and a TV waiting.Copy !req
894. The last entry is Pig.
Owner, A. Hoggett.Copy !req
895. WOWas that Hoggett?
I think it was!Copy !req
896. Huh?Copy !req
897. He said Hoggett.
It was clear as a bell.Copy !req
898. Must be another Hoggett.Copy !req
899. We only have the two dogs,
and they certainlyCopy !req
900. aren't...Copy !req
901. Wolf! Wolf!Copy !req
902. Wolf! Wolf!
Wolf! Wolf!Copy !req
903. Shut up, you morons!Copy !req
904. The little pig's
in trouble.Copy !req
905. What trouble have come
to our Babe, Wolf?Copy !req
906. The sheep at the trialsCopy !req
907. won't talk to
the little fellow.Copy !req
908. They won't listen.
He doesn't know
what to do.Copy !req
909. Don't know what
we could do to help.Copy !req
910. It's not right
to give help
to a wolf.Copy !req
911. You wait here, Wolf.Copy !req
912. You'll have to speak up.
I'm a little hard
of hearing.Copy !req
913. I asked you
to wait here, Wolf.Copy !req
914. Do what you're told
by an old sheep
for a changeCopy !req
915. and we'll see what
we can do for you.Copy !req
916. Work completed.
Restore power.Copy !req
917. Very frustrating, indeed,Copy !req
918. to be sitting up here
wondering what's
causing all the delay.Copy !req
919. But we have someoneCopy !req
920. on their way to
the judges' rooms now.Copy !req
921. We'll tell you what's
causing the problem
as soon as we find out.Copy !req
922. Perhaps it's
a drug test, Eric?Copy !req
923. Yeah, it could be.Copy !req
924. I've never heard of
a drug test at a sheepdog
contest before.Copy !req
925. Neither have I.Copy !req
926. We've got something here
that might be of use
to our pig.Copy !req
927. Password! Password!Copy !req
928. Before we gives
you anything, Wolf,Copy !req
929. you'll be making us
a solemn promise.Copy !req
930. Yes?
Treat us civil!Copy !req
931. Yes! You gotta
treat us nice-like.Copy !req
932. I'll try.Copy !req
933. No biting!
That's right.Copy !req
934. Wolf must avoid
biting us sheep
at all costs!Copy !req
935. All right!
I'll try that, too.
I'll try.Copy !req
936. It's preposterous!Copy !req
937. We'd be the laughingstock
of every sheepdog organizationCopy !req
938. in every civilized country
in the world!Copy !req
939. There's no rule...
We'll see about thatCopy !req
940. when the adjudication
committee have
finished their meeting.Copy !req
941. I mean, what will we
have next year, huh?Copy !req
942. A laughing hyena
doing show jumping,
I suppose?Copy !req
943. But the most
important of all,
you must promiseCopy !req
944. never ever to let
this password
we be about to giveCopy !req
945. to be used against
any sheep anywhere.Copy !req
946. I promise you that.
I'll make sure the
pig knows it, too.Copy !req
947. We have the promise!Copy !req
948. 'Tis for Babe.Copy !req
949. 'Tis for his sake.Copy !req
950. Maa would have wanted it.Copy !req
951. Baa, ram, ewe.Copy !req
952. Baa, ram, ewe.Copy !req
953. To your breed,
your fleece,
your clan be true.Copy !req
954. Sheep be true.
Baa, ram, ewe.Copy !req
955. Is that it?
Is that the password?Copy !req
956. Mr. Hoggett,
the judges would like me
to convey to youCopy !req
957. their disappointment
that a man
such as yourself,Copy !req
958. with a long and
honorable associationCopy !req
959. with the work
of the National
Sheepdog Association,Copy !req
960. should see fit to flout
the historic conventionsCopy !req
961. which have long
ruled our sport.Copy !req
962. However, we find
there is no rule,
as such,Copy !req
963. which would prevent
your animal being entered.Copy !req
964. The committee has ruled.
If you wish to proceed,Copy !req
965. there is nothing we
can do to stop you.Copy !req
966. What do you wish to do?Copy !req
967. But there appears to be some
movement down there now,Copy !req
968. and I expect if there
are no further problems,Copy !req
969. we shall see Hoggett
and his dog, Pig.Copy !req
970. Unusual name.
Strange name,
isn't it, for a...Copy !req
971. Pig.Copy !req
972. Anyone for a game of cards?Copy !req
973. Good grief!
Look at that!Copy !req
974. He's a fool!Copy !req
975. Entry number 23,
Mr. A. Hoggett with Pig.Copy !req
976. This is just too crazy
to believe.Copy !req
977. And if all that
isn't enough for you,Copy !req
978. now we have
a stray dog
on the field.Copy !req
979. They're trying
to round him up.Copy !req
980. The dog's gonna
give it a few tipsCopy !req
981. on how to be
a sheep-pig,
I think.Copy !req
982. Well, it's up to him now.Copy !req
983. Away to me, Pig.Copy !req
984. Get off!Copy !req
985. Baa, ram, ewe.
Baa, ram, ewe!Copy !req
986. To your breed,
your fleece,
your clan be true.Copy !req
987. Sheep be true.
Baa, ram, ewe.Copy !req
988. What... What did you say?Copy !req
989. Get yourself
a dog, Hoggett.Copy !req
990. There, there, Esme.
It's not the end of
the world, you know.Copy !req
991. Is he just going
to stand thereCopy !req
992. until his time runs out,
I wonder?Copy !req
993. Or could this be
some sort of protest?Copy !req
994. You know, Clive,Copy !req
995. maybe we should line up
an interview with
the sheep-pig?Copy !req
996. Or the sheep-pig's trainer.Copy !req
997. He's a very
lively sort of fellow
by the looks of things.Copy !req
998. Good heavens!Copy !req
999. Hey!Copy !req
1000. It's Babe!Copy !req
1001. Huh?Copy !req
1002. I...
It's...Copy !req
1003. Hmm.Copy !req
1004. Wow! Beautifully done!Copy !req
1005. I can't tell you how
grateful I am to y'all.Copy !req
1006. Now, for one last favor.Copy !req
1007. If the three ladies
with collars would kindly
walk out of the ring,Copy !req
1008. I'd be very much obliged.Copy !req
1009. And so it was that
in all the celebration,Copy !req
1010. in all the hubbub
of noise and excitement,Copy !req
1011. there were two figures
who stood silent and stillCopy !req
1012. side-by-side.Copy !req
1013. The pig did it!
The pig did it!Copy !req
1014. Got a perfect score!Copy !req
1015. Yippee! Yippee!Copy !req
1016. And though every
single human in the stands
or in the commentary boxesCopy !req
1017. was at a complete
loss for words,Copy !req
1018. the man who in his life
had uttered fewer words
than any of them,Copy !req
1019. knew exactly what to say.Copy !req
1020. That'll do, Pig.Copy !req
1021. That'll do.Copy !req