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- Mm-hmm.
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Thanks, Mama.
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We're hungry.
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We are now one apiece.
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Now you have a chance to win.
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ever gonna see these.
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if you're still...
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the literal void of space,
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the Blue Meanie back there.
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cracked during battle...
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to reverse the ion charge...
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48 hours of flight time.
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from the nearest 7-Eleven.
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tomorrow morning...
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no more surprises...
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what it looks like.
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grovel for a couple weeks...
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with enormous guilt...
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like every night lately.
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- Oh, my God!
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since Thanos came to Earth.
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and it looks like he did...
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he was gonna do.
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and walked through.
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going around, ain't there?
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until this exact second
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for three weeks now.
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and we got nothing.
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130. I didn't fight him.
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131. No, he wiped my face
with a planet...
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magician
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'cause he's not beatable.
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any coordinates, anything?
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a few years back.
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I didn't wanna believe it.
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It's too late, buddy.
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I need a shave.
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147. And I believe I remember
telling all youse...
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that what we needed
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around the world.
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our precious freedoms or not.
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154. Well, that didn't
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together, too."
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160. But that's what we do, right?
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161. Our best work after the fact?
We're the "Avengers."
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not the "Pre-vengers."
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- Right?
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Just sit down, okay?
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165. Okay. No, no, here's my point.
You know what?
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166. - She's great by the way.
- Tony, you're sick. Sit down.
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167. We need you.
You're new blood.
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168. Bunch of tired old mules.
I got nothing for you, Cap.
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no options.
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- I'm fine.
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for the rest of the day.
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elixir when I come back.
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as a team here...
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186. and, uh, between you and I,
morale's a little fragile.
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is more your territory,
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191. Don't bother.
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trying to perfect me.
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he talked about his Great Plan.
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I wanted to please him.
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once his plan was complete?
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was always the same.
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Thanos has a retirement plan.
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201. So, where is he?
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his fingers...
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for a power surge
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cosmic proportions.
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anything like it.
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208. Thanos is there.
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shorthanded, you know?
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got the stones, so...
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217. Even if there's a small chance
that we can undo this...
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who's not in this room to try.
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than it did before?
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you didn't have me.
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is about that superhero life.
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have you been all this time?
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planets in the universe.
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they didn't have you guys.
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229. Let's go get
this son of a bitch.
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on my ship.
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240. No satellites.
No ships. No armies.
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required correction.
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to destroy the stones.
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258. But the work is done.
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He has to be lying!
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the other day.
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in five years.
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what to talk about.
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how things have changed.
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serving the salads.
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again tomorrow, so...
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284. That's great.
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You took the jump.
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you were gonna come down.
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That's those little
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we gotta take...
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try and find purpose.
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the love of my life.
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298. Otherwise...
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299. Thanos should've killed
all of us.
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No, Cassie.
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318. You're so big!
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319. Yeah. We boarded
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warship Danvers pinged.
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garbage scow.
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324. Yeah. And now
we smell like garbage.
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on those tremors?
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under the African plate.
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How are we handling it?
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under the ocean.
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here next month?
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another haircut?
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338. On thousands of planets.
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339. All right, all right.
That's a good point.
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341. So, you might not see me
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349. Good luck.
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a room full of bodies.
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of cartel guys...
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to get their guns off.
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for the last few years...
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doesn't even wanna find him.
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where he's going next?
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to cook you dinner...
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pretty miserable already.
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the bridge.
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- There's fewer ships...
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382. Sorry.
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387. Some do.
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388. But not us.
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389. If I move on, who does this?
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really big. I had a mask on.
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- Is this an old message?
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I know you know that.
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ever studied quantum physics?
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its own microscopic universe.
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you have to be incredibly small.
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424. And then Thanos happened...
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of the quantum realm
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in the quantum realm.
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to navigate it.
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control the chaos...
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the quantum realm
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- Wait.
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about a time machine?
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454. No. No, of course not.
No, not a time machine.
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456. Yeah. Like a time machine.
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It's crazy.
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thinking about it.
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- Scott.
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about this?
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466. Maguna.
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you want some lunch?
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- Okay.
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wearing that, okay?
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anniversary gift
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You thinking about lunch?
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crickets on a bed of lettuce.
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- That's what you want.
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- Really?
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- No.
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479. - I found it, though.
- Hmm.
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the garage, huh?
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Mom never wears anything I buy her.
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484. No. We know
what it sounds like.
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485. Tony, after everything
you've seen,
Copy !req
486. is anything really impossible?
Copy !req
487. Quantum fluctuation messes
with the Planck scale...
Copy !req
488. which then triggers
the Deutsch Proposition.
Copy !req
489. Can we agree on that?
Copy !req
490. Thank you.
Copy !req
491. In layman's terms,
it means you're not coming home.
Copy !req
492. - I did.
- No.
Copy !req
493. You accidentally survived.
Copy !req
494. It's a billion-to-one
cosmic fluke.
Copy !req
495. And now you wanna pull a...
What do you call it?
Copy !req
496. A time heist?
Copy !req
497. Yeah, a time heist.
Of course.
Copy !req
498. Why didn't we think
of this before?
Copy !req
499. Oh, because it's laughable.
Because it's a pipe dream.
Copy !req
500. The stones are in the past.
Copy !req
501. We could go back,
we could get them.
Copy !req
502. We can snap our own fingers.
We can bring everybody back.
Copy !req
503. Or screw it up worse than
he already has, right?
Copy !req
504. I don't believe we would.
Copy !req
505. Gotta say it. I sometimes
miss that giddy optimism.
Copy !req
506. However, high hopes
won't help...
Copy !req
507. if there's no logical,
tangible way
Copy !req
508. for me to safely execute
said time heist.
Copy !req
509. I believe
the most likely outcome
Copy !req
510. will be our collective demise.
Copy !req
511. Not if we strictly follow
the rules of time travel.
Copy !req
512. All right? It means no
talking to our past selves...
Copy !req
513. no betting on sporting events.
Copy !req
514. I'm gonna stop you
right there, Scott.
Copy !req
515. Are you seriously telling me
Copy !req
516. that your plan
to save the universe...
Copy !req
517. is based on Back to the Future?
Copy !req
518. - Is it?
- No.
Copy !req
519. Good. You had me
worried there.
Copy !req
520. 'Cause that would be horseshit.
Copy !req
521. That's not how
quantum physics works.
Copy !req
522. Tony.
Copy !req
523. We have to take a stand.
Copy !req
524. We did stand.
And yet, here we are.
Copy !req
525. I know you got
a lot on the line.
Copy !req
526. You got a wife, a daughter.
Copy !req
527. But I lost someone
very important to me.
Copy !req
528. A lotta people did.
Copy !req
529. And now, now we have a chance
to bring her back...
Copy !req
530. to bring everyone back,
Copy !req
531. and you're telling me
that you won't even...
Copy !req
532. That's right, Scott.
I won't even.
Copy !req
533. I can't.
Copy !req
534. Mommy told me
to come and save you.
Copy !req
535. Good job. I'm saved.
Copy !req
536. I wish you were coming here
to ask me something else.
Copy !req
537. Anything else.
Copy !req
538. I'm honestly happy
to see you guys, I just...
Copy !req
539. Oh, look, the table's
set for six.
Copy !req
540. Tony. I get it.
Copy !req
541. And I'm happy for you.
I really am.
Copy !req
542. But this is a second chance.
Copy !req
543. I got my second chance
right here, Cap.
Copy !req
544. Can't roll the dice on it.
Copy !req
545. If you don't talk shop,
you can stay for lunch.
Copy !req
546. Well, he's scared.
Copy !req
547. He's not wrong.
Copy !req
548. Yeah, but, I mean,
what are we gonna do?
Copy !req
549. We need him.
What, are we gonna stop?
Copy !req
550. No, I wanna do it right.
Copy !req
551. We're gonna need
a really big brain.
Copy !req
552. Bigger than his?
Copy !req
553. Come on, I feel like I'm
the only one eating here.
Copy !req
554. Try some of that.
Copy !req
555. Have some eggs.
Copy !req
556. I'm so confused.
Copy !req
557. These are confusing times.
Copy !req
558. Right, no, no.
That's not what I meant.
Copy !req
559. Nah, I get it.
I'm kidding!
Copy !req
560. I know, it's crazy.
Copy !req
561. I'm wearing shirts now.
Copy !req
562. Yeah. What? How? Why?
Copy !req
563. Five years ago,
we got our asses beat.
Copy !req
564. Except it was worse for me...
Copy !req
565. 'cause I lost twice.
Copy !req
566. First, Hulk lost,
then Banner lost...
Copy !req
567. and then, we all lost.
Copy !req
568. No one blamed you, Bruce.
Copy !req
569. I did.
Copy !req
570. For years, I've been
treating the Hulk
Copy !req
571. like he's some kind
of disease...
Copy !req
572. something to get rid of.
Copy !req
573. But then, I start looking
at him as the cure.
Copy !req
574. Eighteen months
in the gamma lab.
Copy !req
575. I put the brains
and the brawn together...
Copy !req
576. and now, look at me.
Copy !req
577. Best of both worlds.
Copy !req
578. - Excuse me, Mr. Hulk?
- Yes.
Copy !req
579. Can we get a photo?
Copy !req
580. 100%, little person.
Copy !req
581. Come on, step on up.
Do you mind?
Copy !req
582. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Thanks.
Copy !req
583. Say "green."
Copy !req
584. - Green.
- Green.
Copy !req
585. Did you get that?
Copy !req
586. That's a good one.
Copy !req
587. Did you want to grab one
with me? I'm Ant-Man.
Copy !req
588. They're Hulk fans.
They don't know Ant-Man.
Copy !req
589. - Nobody does.
- No, he wants you to take
Copy !req
590. - a picture with him.
- I don't want a picture.
Copy !req
591. Stranger danger.
Copy !req
592. Yeah, look, he's even
saying no, he doesn't.
Copy !req
593. I get it.
I don't want it, either.
Copy !req
594. But come on. The kid...
Copy !req
595. I don't want a picture
with them.
Copy !req
596. - He's gonna feel bad.
- Sorry.
Copy !req
597. They're happy to do it.
They said they'll do it.
Copy !req
598. - I don't want to do it.
- We can do it.
Copy !req
599. - No, you feel bad.
- Take the goddamn phone.
Copy !req
600. Okay.
Copy !req
601. Thank you, Mr. Hulk.
Copy !req
602. No, it was great,
kids. Thank you very much.
Copy !req
603. Hulk out!
Copy !req
604. Bruce.
Copy !req
605. Dab.
Copy !req
606. - Bruce.
- Listen to your mom.
Copy !req
607. She knows better.
Copy !req
608. About what we were saying.
Copy !req
609. Right.
Copy !req
610. The whole time travel do-over?
Copy !req
611. Eh, guys, it's outside
of my area of expertise.
Copy !req
612. Well, you pulled this off.
Copy !req
613. I remember a time when that
seemed pretty impossible, too.
Copy !req
614. I've got a mild inspiration.
Copy !req
615. I'd like to see
if it checks out.
Copy !req
616. So, I'd like to run one last sim
Copy !req
617. before we pack it in
for the night.
Copy !req
618. This time, in the shape
of a Mobius strip,
Copy !req
619. inverted, please.
Copy !req
620. Processing.
Copy !req
621. Right, give me the eigenvalue
of that particle...
Copy !req
622. factoring in spectral decomp.
Copy !req
623. - That'll take a second.
- Just a moment.
Copy !req
624. And don't worry if it doesn't pan out.
I'm just kinda...
Copy !req
625. Model rendered.
Copy !req
626. Shit!
Copy !req
627. Shit!
Copy !req
628. What are you
doing up, little miss?
Copy !req
629. - Shit.
- Nope. We don't say that.
Copy !req
630. Only Mommy says that word.
Copy !req
631. She coined it.
It belongs to her.
Copy !req
632. Why are you up?
Copy !req
633. 'Cause I've got some
important shit going on here!
Copy !req
634. Why do you think?
Copy !req
635. No, I got something on my mind.
Copy !req
636. I got something on my mind.
Copy !req
637. Was it juice pops?
Copy !req
638. Sure was.
Copy !req
639. That's extortion.
That's a word.
Copy !req
640. What kind you want?
Copy !req
641. Great minds think alike.
Copy !req
642. Juice pops exactly...
Copy !req
643. was on my mind.
Copy !req
644. You done? Yeah?
Copy !req
645. Now you are.
Copy !req
646. Here. Wipe.
Copy !req
647. Good. That face
goes there.
Copy !req
648. Tell me a story.
Copy !req
649. A story.
Copy !req
650. Once upon a time, Maguna went to bed.
The end.
Copy !req
651. That is a horrible story.
Copy !req
652. Come on, that's
your favorite story.
Copy !req
653. Love you tons.
Copy !req
654. I love you 3,000.
Copy !req
655. Wow.
Copy !req
656. 3,000.
That's crazy.
Copy !req
657. Go to bed or I'll sell
all your toys.
Copy !req
658. Night night.
Copy !req
659. Not that it's a competition...
Copy !req
660. but she loves me 3,000.
Copy !req
661. Does she, now?
Copy !req
662. You were somewhere
in the low 6 to 900 range.
Copy !req
663. Whatcha reading?
Copy !req
664. Just a book on composting.
Copy !req
665. What's new with composting?
Copy !req
666. - Interesting science...
- I figured it out.
Copy !req
667. By the way.
Copy !req
668. And, you know,
Copy !req
669. just so we're talking
about the same thing...
Copy !req
670. Time travel.
Copy !req
671. What?
Copy !req
672. Wow.
Copy !req
673. That's amazing...
Copy !req
674. and terrifying.
Copy !req
675. That's right.
Copy !req
676. We got really lucky.
Copy !req
677. Yeah.
Copy !req
678. I know.
Copy !req
679. A lot of people didn't.
Copy !req
680. Nope. And I can't
help everybody.
Copy !req
681. Sorta seems like you can.
Copy !req
682. Not if I stop.
Copy !req
683. I can put a pin in it
right now and stop.
Copy !req
684. Tony...
Copy !req
685. trying to get you to stop...
Copy !req
686. has been one of the few
failures of my entire life.
Copy !req
687. Something tells me...
Copy !req
688. I should put it in a lockbox
Copy !req
689. and drop it to the bottom
of the lake...
Copy !req
690. and go to bed.
Copy !req
691. But would you be able to rest?
Copy !req
692. Okay, here we go.
Time travel test number one.
Copy !req
693. Scott, fire up...
Copy !req
694. the, uh, van thing.
Copy !req
695. Breakers are set.
Copy !req
696. Emergency generators
are on standby.
Copy !req
697. Good, because
if we blow the grid,
Copy !req
698. I don't want to lose, uh,
Tiny here in the 1950s.
Copy !req
699. - Excuse me?
- He's kidding.
Copy !req
700. You can't say things like that.
Copy !req
701. It was a bad joke.
Copy !req
702. You were kidding, right?
Copy !req
703. I have no idea.
We're talking about time travel here.
Copy !req
704. Either it's all a joke,
or none of it is.
Copy !req
705. We're good!
Copy !req
706. Get your helmet on.
Copy !req
707. Scott, I'm gonna
send you back a week...
Copy !req
708. let you walk around for an hour,
Copy !req
709. then bring you back
in 10 seconds.
Copy !req
710. Make sense?
Copy !req
711. Perfectly not confusing.
Copy !req
712. Good luck, Scott.
You got this.
Copy !req
713. You're right.
I do, Captain America.
Copy !req
714. On a count of three...
Copy !req
715. Three, two, one.
Copy !req
716. Uh... Guys?
Copy !req
717. This doesn't feel right.
Copy !req
718. What is this?
Copy !req
719. - What's going on?
- Who is that?
Copy !req
720. - Hold on.
- Is that Scott?
Copy !req
721. Yes, it's Scott.
Copy !req
722. - What's going on, Bruce?
- Oh, my back!
Copy !req
723. - What is this?
- Hold on a second.
Copy !req
724. Could I get a little space here?
Copy !req
725. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you bring him back?
Copy !req
726. I'm working on it.
Copy !req
727. It's a baby.
Copy !req
728. - It's Scott.
- As a baby.
Copy !req
729. - He'll grow.
- Bring Scott back.
Copy !req
730. When I say kill the power,
kill the power.
Copy !req
731. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
732. And... kill it!
Copy !req
733. Somebody peed my pants.
Copy !req
734. Oh, thank God.
Copy !req
735. But I don't know
if it was baby me or old me.
Copy !req
736. Or just me me.
Copy !req
737. Time travel!
Copy !req
738. What?
Copy !req
739. I see this as an absolute win.
Copy !req
740. Why the long face?
Copy !req
741. Let me guess,
he turned into a baby.
Copy !req
742. Among other things, yeah.
What are you doing here?
Copy !req
743. It's the EPR Paradox.
Copy !req
744. Instead of pushing Lang
through time,
Copy !req
745. you might've wound up...
Copy !req
746. pushing time through Lang.
Copy !req
747. It's tricky, dangerous.
Copy !req
748. Somebody could have
cautioned you against it.
Copy !req
749. You did.
Copy !req
750. Oh, did I?
Copy !req
751. Well, thank God I'm here.
Copy !req
752. Regardless, I fixed it.
Copy !req
753. A fully functioning
time-space GPS.
Copy !req
754. I just want peace.
Copy !req
755. Turns out resentment
is corrosive, and I hate it.
Copy !req
756. Me, too.
Copy !req
757. We got a shot
at getting these stones,
Copy !req
758. but I gotta tell you
my priorities.
Copy !req
759. Bring back what we lost,
I hope, yes.
Copy !req
760. Keep what I found,
I have to, at all costs.
Copy !req
761. And maybe not die trying.
Copy !req
762. Would be nice.
Copy !req
763. Sounds like a deal.
Copy !req
764. Tony, I don't know.
Copy !req
765. Why?
Copy !req
766. He made it for you.
Copy !req
767. Plus, honestly,
I have to get it out of the garage
Copy !req
768. before Morgan takes it sledding.
Copy !req
769. Thank you, Tony.
Copy !req
770. Will you keep that
a little quiet?
Copy !req
771. Didn't bring one
for the whole team.
Copy !req
772. We are getting
the whole team, yeah?
Copy !req
773. We're working on that right now.
Copy !req
774. Hey, Humie.
Copy !req
775. Where's Big Green?
Copy !req
776. The kitchen, I think.
Copy !req
777. That's awesome.
Copy !req
778. Rhodey, careful on re-entry.
Copy !req
779. There's an idiot
in the landing zone.
Copy !req
780. Oh, God.
Copy !req
781. What's up, Regular-Sized Man?
Copy !req
782. Kind of a step down
from the golden palaces
Copy !req
783. and the magic hammers
and whatnot.
Copy !req
784. Hey, have a little
compassion, pal.
Copy !req
785. First, they lost Asgard,
then half their people.
Copy !req
786. They're probably just happy
to have a home.
Copy !req
787. You shouldn't have come.
Copy !req
788. Ah!
Copy !req
789. Valkyrie!
Copy !req
790. Great to see you, angry girl!
Copy !req
791. I think I liked you better
either of the other ways.
Copy !req
792. This is Rocket.
Copy !req
793. How ya doing?
Copy !req
794. He won't see you.
Copy !req
795. It's that bad, huh?
Copy !req
796. We only see him once a month
Copy !req
797. when he comes
in for "supplies."
Copy !req
798. It's that bad.
Copy !req
799. Yeah.
Copy !req
800. What the...?
Copy !req
801. Whew! Something died in here!
Copy !req
802. Hello? Thor!
Copy !req
803. Are you here about the cable?
Copy !req
804. The Cinemax went out
two weeks ago...
Copy !req
805. and the sports are all
kinda fuzzy and whatnot.
Copy !req
806. Thor?
Copy !req
807. Boys! Oh, my God!
Copy !req
808. Oh, my God,
it's so good to see you!
Copy !req
809. Come here, cuddly little rascal.
Copy !req
810. Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.
Copy !req
811. That's not necessary.
Copy !req
812. Hulk, you know my friends
Miek and Korg, right?
Copy !req
813. - Hey, boys!
- Hey, guys.
Copy !req
814. Long time no see.
Copy !req
815. Beer's in the bucket.
Copy !req
816. Feel free to log on
to the Wi-Fi.
Copy !req
817. No password, obviously.
Copy !req
818. Thor, he's back.
Copy !req
819. That kid on the TV just
called me a dickhead again.
Copy !req
820. Noobmaster.
Copy !req
821. Yeah, NoobMaster69
called me a dickhead.
Copy !req
822. I am sick of this.
Copy !req
823. Noobmaster, hey,
it's Thor again.
Copy !req
824. You know, the God of Thunder.
Copy !req
825. Listen, bud, if you don't log
off this game immediately...
Copy !req
826. I am gonna fly over
to your house,
Copy !req
827. come down to that basement
you're hiding in...
Copy !req
828. rip off your arms,
and shove them up your butt!
Copy !req
829. Oh, that's right, yes!
Copy !req
830. Go cry to your father,
you little weasel.
Copy !req
831. Thank you, Thor.
Copy !req
832. Let me know if he
bothers you again, okay?
Copy !req
833. Thank you very much.
I will.
Copy !req
834. So, you guys want a drink?
What are we drinking?
Copy !req
835. I've got beer, tequila,
all sorts of things.
Copy !req
836. Buddy.
Copy !req
837. - You all right?
- Yes, I'm fine. Why?
Copy !req
838. Why, don't I look all right?
Copy !req
839. You look like melted ice cream.
Copy !req
840. So, what's up?
You just here for a hang, or what?
Copy !req
841. - We need your help.
- Mm.
Copy !req
842. There might be a chance
we could fix everything.
Copy !req
843. What, like the cable?
Copy !req
844. 'Cause that's been
driving me bananas for weeks.
Copy !req
845. Like Thanos.
Copy !req
846. Don't say that name.
Copy !req
847. Um, yeah, we don't actually
say that name in here.
Copy !req
848. Please take your hand off me.
Copy !req
849. Now, I know that guy...
Copy !req
850. might scare you.
Copy !req
851. Why would I be...?
Copy !req
852. Why would I be scared
of that guy?
Copy !req
853. I'm the one who killed
that guy, remember?
Copy !req
854. Hmm.
Copy !req
855. Anyone else here kill that guy?
Copy !req
856. Nope.
Copy !req
857. Didn't think so.
Copy !req
858. Korg, why don't you,
uh, tell everybody
Copy !req
859. who chopped
Thanos' big head off?
Copy !req
860. Um, Stormbreaker?
Copy !req
861. Who was swinging Stormbreaker?
Copy !req
862. I get it. You're in
a rough spot, okay?
Copy !req
863. I've been there myself.
Copy !req
864. And you want to know
who helped me out of it?
Copy !req
865. Was it Natasha?
Copy !req
866. It was you.
Copy !req
867. You helped me.
Copy !req
868. So, why don't you ask...
Copy !req
869. the Asgardians down there...
Copy !req
870. how much my help is worth?
Copy !req
871. The ones that are left, anyway.
Copy !req
872. I think we could
bring them back.
Copy !req
873. Stop.
Copy !req
874. Stop, okay?
Copy !req
875. I know you think I'm down here
Copy !req
876. wallowing in my own self-pity...
Copy !req
877. waiting to be rescued
and saved...
Copy !req
878. but I'm fine, okay.
We're fine, aren't we?
Copy !req
879. Oh, we're good here, mate.
Copy !req
880. So, whatever it is that you're
offering, we're not into it.
Copy !req
881. Don't care.
Couldn't care less.
Copy !req
882. Goodbye.
Copy !req
883. We need you, pal.
Copy !req
884. There's beer on the ship.
Copy !req
885. What kind?
Copy !req
886. What I want you can't give me.
Copy !req
887. You shouldn't be here.
Copy !req
888. Neither should you.
Copy !req
889. I've got a job to do.
Copy !req
890. Is that what
you're calling this?
Copy !req
891. Killing all these people
Copy !req
892. isn't gonna bring
your family back.
Copy !req
893. We found something.
Copy !req
894. A chance, maybe.
Copy !req
895. Don't.
Copy !req
896. Don't what?
Copy !req
897. Don't give me hope.
Copy !req
898. I'm sorry I couldn't
give it to you sooner.
Copy !req
899. You're drifting left.
Copy !req
900. One side there, Lebowski.
Copy !req
901. Ratchet, how's it going?
Copy !req
902. It's Rocket.
Copy !req
903. Take it easy. You're only
a genius on Earth, pal.
Copy !req
904. Time travel suit, not bad.
Copy !req
905. Hey, hey, hey!
Easy! Easy!
Copy !req
906. I'm being very careful.
Copy !req
907. No, you're being very Hulky.
Copy !req
908. I'm being careful.
Copy !req
909. These are Pym Particles,
all right?
Copy !req
910. And ever since
Hank Pym got snapped
Copy !req
911. out of existence, this is it.
Copy !req
912. This is what we have.
We're not making any more.
Copy !req
913. - Scott, calm down.
- Sorry.
Copy !req
914. We've got enough for one
round-trip each. That's it.
Copy !req
915. No do-overs.
Copy !req
916. Plus two test runs.
Copy !req
917. One test run.
Copy !req
918. All right.
I'm not ready for this.
Copy !req
919. I'm game.
Copy !req
920. I'll do it.
Copy !req
921. Clint, now you're gonna feel
Copy !req
922. a little discombobulated
from the chronoshift.
Copy !req
923. Don't worry about that.
Copy !req
924. Wait a second.
Let me ask you something.
Copy !req
925. If we can do this, you know...
Copy !req
926. go back in time, why don't
we just find baby Thanos?
Copy !req
927. You know, and...
Copy !req
928. First of all, that's horrible.
Copy !req
929. It's Thanos.
Copy !req
930. And secondly,
time doesn't work that way.
Copy !req
931. Changing the past
doesn't change the future.
Copy !req
932. Look, we go back,
we get the stones
Copy !req
933. before Thanos gets them...
Copy !req
934. Thanos doesn't have
the stones. Problem solved.
Copy !req
935. - Bingo.
- That's not how it works.
Copy !req
936. Well, that's what I heard.
Copy !req
937. Wait, but who?
Who told you that?
Copy !req
938. Star Trek,
Terminator, Timecop...
Copy !req
939. - Time After Time.
- Quantum Leap.
Copy !req
940. Wrinkle in Time,
Somewhere in Time.
Copy !req
941. Hot Tub Time Machine.
Copy !req
942. Hot Tub Time Machine.
Copy !req
943. Bill and Ted's
Excellent Adventure.
Copy !req
944. Basically, any movie
that deals with time travel.
Copy !req
945. Die Hard.
No, that's not one.
Copy !req
946. This is known.
Copy !req
947. I don't know why
everyone believes that,
Copy !req
948. but that isn't true.
Copy !req
949. Think about it.
If you travel to the past...
Copy !req
950. that past becomes your future...
Copy !req
951. and your former present
becomes the past...
Copy !req
952. which can't now be changed
by your new future.
Copy !req
953. Exactly.
Copy !req
954. So Back to the Future
is a bunch of bullshit?
Copy !req
955. All right, Clint.
Copy !req
956. We're going in three, two...
Copy !req
957. one.
Copy !req
958. Cooper?
Copy !req
959. Where are my headphones?
Copy !req
960. Lila?
Copy !req
961. - I never had them.
- Lila?
Copy !req
962. Yeah, you had them yesterday!
Copy !req
963. Lila! Lila!
Copy !req
964. Yeah, Dad?
Copy !req
965. Dad?
Copy !req
966. Lila!
Copy !req
967. Hey. Hey, look at me.
Copy !req
968. You okay?
Copy !req
969. Yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
970. It worked.
Copy !req
971. It worked.
Copy !req
972. Okay, so the how works.
Copy !req
973. Now, we gotta figure out
the when and the where.
Copy !req
974. Almost everyone in this room
has had an encounter...
Copy !req
975. with at least one
of the six Infinity Stones.
Copy !req
976. Or substitute
the word "encounter"...
Copy !req
977. for "damn near been killed"
Copy !req
978. by one of the six
Infinity Stones.
Copy !req
979. Well, I haven't...
Copy !req
980. but I don't even know
Copy !req
981. what the hell
you're all talking about.
Copy !req
982. Regardless, we only have
enough Pym Particles
Copy !req
983. for one round-trip each.
Copy !req
984. And these stones have been
Copy !req
985. in a lot of different places
throughout history.
Copy !req
986. Our history.
Copy !req
987. So, not a lot of convenient
spots to just drop in, yeah?
Copy !req
988. Which means we have
to pick our targets.
Copy !req
989. Correct.
Copy !req
990. So, let's start with the Aether.
Copy !req
991. Thor, what do you know?
Copy !req
992. Is he asleep?
Copy !req
993. No, no.
I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Copy !req
994. Uh, where to start? Um...
Copy !req
995. The Aether, firstly,
is not a stone.
Copy !req
996. Someone called it
a stone before.
Copy !req
997. Um, it's more of an angry
sludge sort of a thing...
Copy !req
998. so someone's gonna need
to amend that
Copy !req
999. and stop saying that.
Copy !req
1000. Here's an interesting story,
though, about the Aether.
Copy !req
1001. My grandfather,
many years ago...
Copy !req
1002. had to hide the stone
from the Dark Elves.
Copy !req
1003. Ooh.
Scary beings.
Copy !req
1004. So, Jane, actually...
Copy !req
1005. Oh, there she is.
Copy !req
1006. Yeah, so Jane was
an old flame of mine.
Copy !req
1007. You know, she stuck her hand
inside a rock this one time...
Copy !req
1008. and then the Aether
stuck itself inside her...
Copy !req
1009. and she became very, very sick.
Copy !req
1010. And so I had to
take her to Asgard,
Copy !req
1011. which is where I'm from...
Copy !req
1012. and we had to try and fix her.
Copy !req
1013. We were dating at the time,
you see...
Copy !req
1014. and I got to introduce her
to my mother...
Copy !req
1015. who's dead and, um...
Copy !req
1016. Oh, you know, Jane and I
Copy !req
1017. aren't even
dating anymore, so...
Copy !req
1018. Yes, these things happen,
though. You know?
Copy !req
1019. Nothing lasts forever.
The only thing that...
Copy !req
1020. - Why don't you come sit down?
- I'm not done yet.
Copy !req
1021. The only thing
that is permanent in life
Copy !req
1022. is impermanence.
Copy !req
1023. Awesome.
Eggs? Breakfast?
Copy !req
1024. No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.
Copy !req
1025. Quill said he stole
the Power Stone from Morag.
Copy !req
1026. - Is that a person?
- No, Morag's a planet.
Copy !req
1027. Quill was a person.
Copy !req
1028. Like a planet?
Like in outer space?
Copy !req
1029. Oh, look.
Copy !req
1030. It's like a little puppy,
all happy and everything.
Copy !req
1031. Do you wanna go to space?
You wanna go to space, puppy?
Copy !req
1032. I'll take you to space.
Copy !req
1033. Thanos found
the Soul Stone on Vormir.
Copy !req
1034. What is Vormir?
Copy !req
1035. A dominion of death...
Copy !req
1036. at the very center
of celestial existence.
Copy !req
1037. It's where Thanos
murdered my sister.
Copy !req
1038. Not it.
Copy !req
1039. - That Time Stone guy.
- Doctor Strange.
Copy !req
1040. Yeah, what kind
of doctor was he?
Copy !req
1041. Ear-nose-throat
meets rabbit-from-hat.
Copy !req
1042. Nice place
in the Village, though.
Copy !req
1043. Yeah, on Sullivan Street?
Copy !req
1044. Mm... Bleecker Street.
Copy !req
1045. Wait, he lived in New York?
Copy !req
1046. No, he lived in Toronto.
Copy !req
1047. Uh, yeah, on Bleecker
and Sullivan.
Copy !req
1048. Have you been listening
to anything?
Copy !req
1049. Guys.
Copy !req
1050. If you pick the right year,
Copy !req
1051. there are three stones
in New York.
Copy !req
1052. Shut the front door.
Copy !req
1053. All right.
We have a plan.
Copy !req
1054. Six stones, three teams,
one shot.
Copy !req
1055. Five years ago, we lost.
Copy !req
1056. All of us.
Copy !req
1057. We lost friends.
Copy !req
1058. We lost family.
Copy !req
1059. We lost a part of ourselves.
Copy !req
1060. Today, we have a chance
to take it all back.
Copy !req
1061. You know your teams.
You know your missions.
Copy !req
1062. Get the stones.
Get them back.
Copy !req
1063. One round-trip each.
Copy !req
1064. No mistakes...
Copy !req
1065. no do-overs.
Copy !req
1066. Most of us are going
somewhere we know.
Copy !req
1067. That doesn't mean
we should know what to expect.
Copy !req
1068. Be careful.
Copy !req
1069. Look out for each other.
Copy !req
1070. This is the fight
of our lives...
Copy !req
1071. and we're gonna win.
Copy !req
1072. Whatever it takes.
Copy !req
1073. Good luck.
Copy !req
1074. He's pretty good at that.
Copy !req
1075. - Right?
- All right.
Copy !req
1076. You heard the man.
Copy !req
1077. Stroke those keys, Jolly Green.
Copy !req
1078. Trackers engaged.
Copy !req
1079. You promise to bring that
back in one piece, right?
Copy !req
1080. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1081. Okay, I'll do my best.
Copy !req
1082. As promises go,
that was pretty lame.
Copy !req
1083. See ya in a minute.
Copy !req
1084. All right, we all have
our assignments.
Copy !req
1085. Two stones uptown,
one stone down.
Copy !req
1086. Stay low. Keep an eye
on the clock.
Copy !req
1087. Maybe smash a few things
along the way.
Copy !req
1088. I think it's gratuitous,
but whatever.
Copy !req
1089. I'd be careful going that way.
Copy !req
1090. We just had the floors waxed.
Copy !req
1091. Yeah, I'm looking
for Doctor Strange.
Copy !req
1092. You're about
five years too early.
Copy !req
1093. Stephen Strange is currently
performing surgery
Copy !req
1094. about 20 blocks that way.
Copy !req
1095. What do you want from him?
Copy !req
1096. That, actually.
Copy !req
1097. Ah!
Copy !req
1098. I'm afraid not.
Copy !req
1099. Sorry, but I wasn't asking.
Copy !req
1100. You don't want to do this.
Copy !req
1101. Ah, you're right, I don't.
But I need that stone...
Copy !req
1102. and I don't have time
to debate it.
Copy !req
1103. Let's start over, shall we?
Copy !req
1104. For you, Lady Jane.
Copy !req
1105. Um, so you have
anything with pants?
Copy !req
1106. Pants?
Copy !req
1107. Never mind.
These will be fine. Thank you.
Copy !req
1108. - Yes, milady.
- Oh, there's Jane.
Copy !req
1109. All right.
Copy !req
1110. Here's the deal, tubby.
Copy !req
1111. You're gonna charm her,
Copy !req
1112. and I'm gonna poke her
with this thing...
Copy !req
1113. and extract the Reality Stone,
and get gone lickety-split.
Copy !req
1114. I'll be right back, okay?
Copy !req
1115. The wine cellar
is just down here.
Copy !req
1116. My father used to have this
huge barrel of Aakonian ale.
Copy !req
1117. I'll see if the scullery
has a couple of to-go cups.
Copy !req
1118. Hey. Hey! Aren't you
drunk enough already?
Copy !req
1119. If you could send Loki
some soup.
Copy !req
1120. Yes, milady.
Copy !req
1121. And ask our librarians
Copy !req
1122. to pull some volumes
from the astronomy shelf.
Copy !req
1123. Who's the fancy broad?
Copy !req
1124. That's my mother.
Copy !req
1125. She dies today.
Copy !req
1126. Oh, that is today?
Copy !req
1127. I can't do this.
I can't do this.
Copy !req
1128. I shouldn't be here.
I shouldn't have come.
Copy !req
1129. It's a bad idea!
Copy !req
1130. - Come here.
- No, no, no.
Copy !req
1131. I think I'm having
a panic attack.
Copy !req
1132. Come here. Right here.
Copy !req
1133. I shouldn't be here.
This is bad.
Copy !req
1134. You think you're the
only one who lost people?
Copy !req
1135. What do you think
we're doing here?
Copy !req
1136. I lost the only family
I ever had.
Copy !req
1137. Quill, Groot, Drax,
the chick with the antenna...
Copy !req
1138. all gone.
Copy !req
1139. I get you miss your mom...
Copy !req
1140. but she's gone.
Copy !req
1141. Really gone.
Copy !req
1142. And there are plenty of people
who are only kind of gone...
Copy !req
1143. and you can help them.
Copy !req
1144. So, is it too much to ask
Copy !req
1145. that you brush the crumbs
out of your beard...
Copy !req
1146. make schmoopy talk
to Pretty Pants...
Copy !req
1147. and when she's not looking,
suck out the Infinity Stone...
Copy !req
1148. and help me get my family back?
Copy !req
1149. Okay.
Copy !req
1150. Are you crying?
Copy !req
1151. No.
Copy !req
1152. Yes.
Copy !req
1153. I feel like I'm losing it.
Copy !req
1154. Get it together!
Copy !req
1155. You can do this.
Copy !req
1156. You can do this.
Copy !req
1157. All right?
Copy !req
1158. Yes, I can.
Copy !req
1159. Good.
Copy !req
1160. I can do this. I can do this.
Copy !req
1161. I can't do this.
Copy !req
1162. All right, heartbreaker,
she's alone.
Copy !req
1163. This is our shot.
Copy !req
1164. Thor? Thor!
Copy !req
1165. All right, bring it down, Blue.
Copy !req
1166. Right on that line.
That's it. Down, down.
Copy !req
1167. Hey, can we hurry it up?
Copy !req
1168. Guys, chop-chop. Come on.
We're on the clock.
Copy !req
1169. All that is really helpful.
Copy !req
1170. - Take care, okay?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1171. Get that stone and come back.
No messing around.
Copy !req
1172. - Hey.
- We got this.
Copy !req
1173. - Let's get it done.
- Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1174. I'll see you back.
Copy !req
1175. You guys watch each other's six.
Copy !req
1176. Yeah.
Copy !req
1177. Coordinates
for Vormir are laid in.
Copy !req
1178. All they have to do
is not fall out.
Copy !req
1179. We're a long way from Budapest.
Copy !req
1180. Okay, so, uh...
Copy !req
1181. we just wait around for
this Quill guy to show up...
Copy !req
1182. and then he leads us to the Power
Stone, is that it?
Copy !req
1183. Let's take cover.
Copy !req
1184. We're not the only ones in
2014 looking for the stones.
Copy !req
1185. Wait a minute.
What are you talking about right now?
Copy !req
1186. Who else is looking
for these stones?
Copy !req
1187. My father...
Copy !req
1188. my sister...
Copy !req
1189. and me.
Copy !req
1190. And you?
Copy !req
1191. Where are you right now?
Copy !req
1192. You're welcome.
Copy !req
1193. I didn't ask for your help.
Copy !req
1194. And yet, you always need it.
Copy !req
1195. Get up. Father wants us
back on the ship.
Copy !req
1196. Why?
Copy !req
1197. He's found an Infinity Stone.
Copy !req
1198. Where?
Copy !req
1199. On a planet called Morag.
Copy !req
1200. Father's plan
is finally in motion.
Copy !req
1201. One stone isn't six, Nebula.
Copy !req
1202. It's a start.
Copy !req
1203. If he gets all of them...
Copy !req
1204. Ronan's located the Power Stone.
Copy !req
1205. I'm dispatching you to his ship.
Copy !req
1206. He won't like that.
Copy !req
1207. His alternative is death.
Copy !req
1208. Ronan's obsession...
Copy !req
1209. clouds his judgment.
Copy !req
1210. We will not fail you, Father.
Copy !req
1211. No, you won't.
Copy !req
1212. I swear...
Copy !req
1213. I will make you proud.
Copy !req
1214. We just wait around for
this Quill guy to show up...
Copy !req
1215. and then he leads us to the
Power Stone, is that it?
Copy !req
1216. Let's take cover.
Copy !req
1217. We're not the only ones in 2014
Copy !req
1218. looking for the stones.
Copy !req
1219. Who was that?
Copy !req
1220. I don't know.
Copy !req
1221. My head is splitting.
I don't know.
Copy !req
1222. Her synaptic drive was
probably damaged in battle.
Copy !req
1223. Shh.
Copy !req
1224. Bring her to my ship.
Copy !req
1225. Better hustle, Cap.
Copy !req
1226. Things look like they're
just about wrapped up here.
Copy !req
1227. Got it.
I'm approaching the elevator now.
Copy !req
1228. If it's all the same to you...
Copy !req
1229. I'll have that drink now.
Copy !req
1230. All right, get him on his feet.
Copy !req
1231. We can all stand around
posing up a storm later.
Copy !req
1232. By the way, feel free
to clean up.
Copy !req
1233. Mr. Rogers,
I almost forgot that that suit...
Copy !req
1234. did nothing for your ass.
Copy !req
1235. No one asked you to look, Tony.
Copy !req
1236. It's ridiculous.
Copy !req
1237. I think you look great, Cap.
Copy !req
1238. As far as I'm concerned,
that's America's ass.
Copy !req
1239. Who gets the, uh, magic wand?
Copy !req
1240. S.T.R.I.K.E. team's
Copy !req
1241. coming to secure it.
Copy !req
1242. We can take that off your hands.
Copy !req
1243. By all means.
Copy !req
1244. Careful with that thing.
Copy !req
1245. Yeah, unless you want
your mind erased.
Copy !req
1246. And not in a fun way.
Copy !req
1247. We promise to be careful.
Copy !req
1248. Who are these guys?
Copy !req
1249. They are S.H.I.E.L.D.
Copy !req
1250. Well, actually Hydra,
but we didn't know that yet.
Copy !req
1251. Seriously?
You didn't?
Copy !req
1252. I mean, they look like bad guys.
Copy !req
1253. You're small,
but you're talking loud.
Copy !req
1254. On my way down to coordinate
search and rescue.
Copy !req
1255. On my way down to coordinate
search and rescue.
Copy !req
1256. I mean, honestly,
how do you keep your food down?
Copy !req
1257. Shut up.
Copy !req
1258. Ooh. All right, you're up,
little buddy.
Copy !req
1259. There's our stone.
Copy !req
1260. All right.
Copy !req
1261. Flick me.
Copy !req
1262. - Move.
- Hey.
Copy !req
1263. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Hey, hey. Buddy!
Copy !req
1264. What do you think?
Maximum occupancy has been reached.
Copy !req
1265. Take the stairs.
Copy !req
1266. Yeah. Stop, stop.
Copy !req
1267. "Take the stairs."
Hate the stairs.
Copy !req
1268. All right, Cap, I got
our scepter in the elevator...
Copy !req
1269. just passing the 80th floor.
Copy !req
1270. On it.
Copy !req
1271. Head to the lobby.
Copy !req
1272. All right, I'll see you there.
Copy !req
1273. Evidence secure.
Copy !req
1274. We're en route to Doctor List.
Copy !req
1275. No. No hitches at all,
Mr. Secretary.
Copy !req
1276. Captain.
Copy !req
1277. I thought you were coordinating
Copy !req
1278. search and rescue.
Copy !req
1279. Change of plans.
Copy !req
1280. Hey, Cap.
Copy !req
1281. Rumlow.
Copy !req
1282. I just got a call
from the secretary.
Copy !req
1283. I'm gonna be running point
on the scepter.
Copy !req
1284. Sir? I don't understand.
Copy !req
1285. We got word there may be
an attempt to steal it.
Copy !req
1286. Sorry, Cap.
Copy !req
1287. We can't give you the scepter.
Copy !req
1288. I'm gonna have to call
the director.
Copy !req
1289. That's okay. Trust me.
Copy !req
1290. Hail Hydra.
Copy !req
1291. So many stairs!
Copy !req
1292. Thumbelina, do you copy?
I've got eyes on the prize.
Copy !req
1293. It is go time.
Copy !req
1294. Bombs away.
Copy !req
1295. Is that Axe Body Spray?
Copy !req
1296. Yeah, I had a can in the desk
for emergencies. Relax.
Copy !req
1297. Can we focus, please?
Copy !req
1298. I'm going inside you...
Copy !req
1299. now.
Copy !req
1300. Uh, may I ask you
where you're going?
Copy !req
1301. Bit of lunch and then Asgard.
I'm sorry, you are...?
Copy !req
1302. Alexander Pierce.
Copy !req
1303. He's the man above the folks
Copy !req
1304. - behind Nick Fury.
- Oh.
Copy !req
1305. My friends call me
Mr. Secretary.
Copy !req
1306. I'm gonna have to ask you
Copy !req
1307. to turn that prisoner
over to me.
Copy !req
1308. Uh, Loki will be answering
to Odin himself.
Copy !req
1309. No, he's going to answer to us.
Copy !req
1310. Odin can have what's left.
Copy !req
1311. And I'm gonna need that case.
Copy !req
1312. That's been S.H.I.E.L.D.
property for over 70 years.
Copy !req
1313. Hand over the case, Stark.
Copy !req
1314. All right,
move it, Stuart Little.
Copy !req
1315. Things are getting dicey
out here. Let's go.
Copy !req
1316. I'm not gonna argue who's got
the higher authority here...
Copy !req
1317. You promise me you won't die?
Copy !req
1318. We're only giving me
a mild cardiac dysrhythmia.
Copy !req
1319. That doesn't sound mild.
Copy !req
1320. I need the case.
Copy !req
1321. I know you got a lot of
pull, I'm just saying,
Copy !req
1322. - jurisdiction...
- Okay, then give me the case.
Copy !req
1323. Well, jurisdiction...
Copy !req
1324. Hand it over.
Copy !req
1325. Do it, Lang!
Copy !req
1326. Get your hands off me.
Copy !req
1327. Window's closing.
Pull my pin.
Copy !req
1328. Here goes!
Copy !req
1329. - Stark?
- Stark?
Copy !req
1330. He's convulsing.
Give him air!
Copy !req
1331. - Medic!
- Medic!
Copy !req
1332. Give these guys some help.
Copy !req
1333. Speak to me.
Copy !req
1334. Stark, is it your chest machine?
Copy !req
1335. Breathe, breathe.
Copy !req
1336. Good job.
Meet me in the alley.
Copy !req
1337. I'm gonna grab a quick slice.
Copy !req
1338. No stairs!
Copy !req
1339. Uh... Come on, Stark,
stay with us.
Copy !req
1340. I'm going to
try something. Okay?
Copy !req
1341. I have no idea
if it's going to work.
Copy !req
1342. Yes!
Copy !req
1343. Oh, that worked a treat.
Copy !req
1344. Dude, that was so crazy.
Copy !req
1345. I had no idea
if that was gonna work.
Copy !req
1346. - The case.
- The case is, uh...
Copy !req
1347. Where's the case?
Where's Loki?
Copy !req
1348. Loki!
Copy !req
1349. That wasn't
supposed to happen, was it?
Copy !req
1350. Oh, we blew it.
Copy !req
1351. Loki?
Copy !req
1352. Tony, what's going on?
Copy !req
1353. Tell me you found that Cube.
Copy !req
1354. Oh, you gotta be shitting me.
Copy !req
1355. I have eyes on Loki.
14th floor.
Copy !req
1356. I'm not Loki...
Copy !req
1357. and I don't wanna hurt you.
Copy !req
1358. I can do this all day.
Copy !req
1359. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
1360. I know.
Copy !req
1361. Where did you get this?
Copy !req
1362. Bucky is alive.
Copy !req
1363. What?
Copy !req
1364. That is America's ass.
Copy !req
1365. Please, please.
Copy !req
1366. I'm sorry,
I can't help you, Bruce.
Copy !req
1367. If I give up the Time Stone
Copy !req
1368. to help your reality,
I'm dooming my own.
Copy !req
1369. With all due respect,
all right...
Copy !req
1370. I'm not sure the science
really supports that.
Copy !req
1371. The Infinity Stones create
Copy !req
1372. what you experience
as the flow of time.
Copy !req
1373. Remove one of the stones...
Copy !req
1374. and that flow splits.
Copy !req
1375. Now, this may benefit
your reality...
Copy !req
1376. but my new one, not so much.
Copy !req
1377. In this new branch reality...
Copy !req
1378. without our chief weapon
Copy !req
1379. against the forces
of darkness...
Copy !req
1380. our world would be overrun.
Copy !req
1381. Millions will suffer.
Copy !req
1382. So, tell me, Doctor.
Copy !req
1383. Can your science
prevent all that?
Copy !req
1384. No...
Copy !req
1385. but we can erase it.
Copy !req
1386. Because once we're done
with the stones...
Copy !req
1387. we can return each one
to its own timeline...
Copy !req
1388. at the moment it was taken.
Copy !req
1389. So, chronologically...
Copy !req
1390. in that reality...
Copy !req
1391. it never left.
Copy !req
1392. Yes, but you're leaving out
the most important part.
Copy !req
1393. In order to return the stones,
you have to survive.
Copy !req
1394. We will. I will.
I promise.
Copy !req
1395. I can't risk this reality
on a promise.
Copy !req
1396. It's the duty
of the Sorcerer Supreme
Copy !req
1397. to protect the Time Stone.
Copy !req
1398. Then why the hell
did Strange give it away?
Copy !req
1399. What did you say?
Copy !req
1400. Strange. He gave it away.
He gave it to Thanos.
Copy !req
1401. - Willingly?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1402. - Why?
- I have no idea.
Copy !req
1403. Maybe he made a mistake.
Copy !req
1404. Or I did.
Copy !req
1405. Strange is meant to be
the best of us.
Copy !req
1406. So, he must've done it
for a reason.
Copy !req
1407. I fear you might be right.
Copy !req
1408. Thank you.
Copy !req
1409. I'm counting on you, Bruce.
Copy !req
1410. We all are.
Copy !req
1411. Run diagnostics.
Copy !req
1412. Show me her memory file.
Copy !req
1413. Sire, the file
appears entangled.
Copy !req
1414. It was a memory, but not hers.
Copy !req
1415. There's another consciousness...
Copy !req
1416. sharing her network.
Copy !req
1417. Another Nebula.
Copy !req
1418. Impossible.
Copy !req
1419. This duplicate
carries a time stamp...
Copy !req
1420. from nine years in the future.
Copy !req
1421. Where is this other Nebula?
Copy !req
1422. In our solar system on Morag.
Copy !req
1423. Can you access her?
Copy !req
1424. Yes, the two are linked.
Copy !req
1425. Search the duplicate's
memories...
Copy !req
1426. for Infinity Stones.
Copy !req
1427. And these stones have been
Copy !req
1428. in a lot of different places
throughout history.
Copy !req
1429. Our history.
Copy !req
1430. So, not a lot
of convenient spots
Copy !req
1431. to just drop in.
Copy !req
1432. Which means
we have to pick our targets.
Copy !req
1433. - Correct.
- Freeze image.
Copy !req
1434. Terrans.
Copy !req
1435. Avengers.
Copy !req
1436. Unruly wretches.
Copy !req
1437. What's that reflection?
Copy !req
1438. Amplify this, Maw.
Copy !req
1439. I don't understand.
Copy !req
1440. Two Nebulas.
Copy !req
1441. No.
The same Nebula...
Copy !req
1442. from two different times.
Copy !req
1443. Set course for Morag.
Copy !req
1444. And scan
the duplicate's memories.
Copy !req
1445. I wanna see everything.
Copy !req
1446. My ladies, I'll see you after.
Copy !req
1447. I'll see you after.
Go on ahead.
Copy !req
1448. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1449. Oh, God!
Copy !req
1450. You're better off leaving
the sneaking to your brother.
Copy !req
1451. No, I wasn't sneaking.
I was just going for a walk.
Copy !req
1452. What are you wearing?
Copy !req
1453. I always wear this.
It's one of my favorites.
Copy !req
1454. Mm...
Copy !req
1455. What's wrong with your eye?
Copy !req
1456. Oh, my eye.
Copy !req
1457. Remember the, uh,
Battle of Harokin...
Copy !req
1458. when I got hit in the face
Copy !req
1459. with the broadsword?
Copy !req
1460. You're not the Thor
I know at all, are you?
Copy !req
1461. Yes, I am.
Copy !req
1462. The future hasn't been kind
to you, has it?
Copy !req
1463. I didn't say
I was from the future.
Copy !req
1464. I was raised by witches, boy.
Copy !req
1465. I see with more than eyes,
you know that.
Copy !req
1466. Yeah,
I'm totally from the future.
Copy !req
1467. Yes, you are, honey.
Copy !req
1468. I really need to talk to you.
Copy !req
1469. We can talk.
Copy !req
1470. His head was over there...
Copy !req
1471. and his body over there...
Copy !req
1472. I mean, what was
the point? I was too late.
Copy !req
1473. I was just standing there.
Copy !req
1474. Some idiot with an axe.
Copy !req
1475. Now, you're no idiot.
Copy !req
1476. You're here, aren't you?
Copy !req
1477. Seeking counsel from
the wisest person in Asgard.
Copy !req
1478. I am. Yes.
Copy !req
1479. Idiot, no.
Copy !req
1480. A failure?
Copy !req
1481. Absolutely.
Copy !req
1482. That's a little bit harsh.
Copy !req
1483. Do you know what that makes you?
Copy !req
1484. Just like everyone else.
Copy !req
1485. I'm not supposed to be
like everyone else, am I?
Copy !req
1486. Mm.
Copy !req
1487. Everyone fails at who
they're supposed to be, Thor.
Copy !req
1488. The measure of a person,
of a hero...
Copy !req
1489. is how well they succeed
at being who they are.
Copy !req
1490. I've really missed you, Mom.
Copy !req
1491. Thor! I got it!
Copy !req
1492. Get that rabbit!
Copy !req
1493. Mom, I have to
tell you something.
Copy !req
1494. No, son, you don't.
Copy !req
1495. You're here to repair
your future, not mine.
Copy !req
1496. This is about your future.
Copy !req
1497. Uh, it's none of my business.
Copy !req
1498. Hi.
Copy !req
1499. You must be Mom.
Copy !req
1500. I got the thing.
Come on. We gotta move.
Copy !req
1501. Oh, I wish we had more time.
Copy !req
1502. No, this was a gift.
Copy !req
1503. Now you go and be the man
you're meant to be.
Copy !req
1504. I love you, Mom.
Copy !req
1505. I love you.
Copy !req
1506. And eat a salad.
Copy !req
1507. Come on, we gotta go.
Copy !req
1508. - Goodbye.
- Three...
Copy !req
1509. - Two...
- No, wait!
Copy !req
1510. What am I looking at?
Copy !req
1511. Oh, sometimes it takes a second.
Copy !req
1512. I'm still worthy.
Copy !req
1513. Oh, boy.
Copy !req
1514. - Goodbye, Mom.
- Goodbye.
Copy !req
1515. So, he's an idiot?
Copy !req
1516. Yeah.
Copy !req
1517. What's that?
Copy !req
1518. The tool of a thief.
Copy !req
1519. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
1520. This is the part
where spikes come out...
Copy !req
1521. with skeletons on the end
of them and everything.
Copy !req
1522. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1523. When you break into
a place called
Copy !req
1524. "The Temple
of the Power Stone"...
Copy !req
1525. there's gonna be
a bunch of booby traps.
Copy !req
1526. - Oh, my God.
- Okay. All right. Go ahead.
Copy !req
1527. I wasn't always like this.
Copy !req
1528. Me either.
Copy !req
1529. But we work
with what we got, right?
Copy !req
1530. Hmm.
Copy !req
1531. Let's sync up.
Copy !req
1532. Three, two, one.
Copy !req
1533. You murdered trillions!
Copy !req
1534. You should be grateful.
Copy !req
1535. Where are the stones?
Copy !req
1536. Gone.
Copy !req
1537. Reduced to atoms.
Copy !req
1538. You used them two days ago!
Copy !req
1539. I used the stones
to destroy the stones.
Copy !req
1540. It nearly killed me.
Copy !req
1541. But the work is done.
Copy !req
1542. It always will be.
Copy !req
1543. I am inevitable.
Copy !req
1544. What did you do to them?
Copy !req
1545. Nothing.
Copy !req
1546. Yet.
Copy !req
1547. They're not trying
to stop something
Copy !req
1548. I'm going to do in our time.
Copy !req
1549. They're trying to undo something
Copy !req
1550. I've already done in theirs.
Copy !req
1551. The stones.
Copy !req
1552. I found them all.
Copy !req
1553. I won.
Copy !req
1554. Tipped the cosmic scales
to balance.
Copy !req
1555. This is your future.
Copy !req
1556. It's my destiny.
Copy !req
1557. My father is many things.
Copy !req
1558. A liar is not one of them.
Copy !req
1559. Ah.
Copy !req
1560. Thank you, daughter.
Copy !req
1561. Perhaps I treated you
too harshly.
Copy !req
1562. And that is destiny fulfilled.
Copy !req
1563. Sire... your daughter...
Copy !req
1564. No!
Copy !req
1565. Is a traitor.
Copy !req
1566. That's not me.
It's not, I could never...
Copy !req
1567. I would never betray you.
Copy !req
1568. Never. Never.
Copy !req
1569. I know.
Copy !req
1570. And you'll have the chance
to prove it.
Copy !req
1571. No!
Copy !req
1572. He knows!
Copy !req
1573. Barton! Barton, come in.
Copy !req
1574. Romanoff!
Copy !req
1575. Come in, we have a problem.
Copy !req
1576. Come on!
Copy !req
1577. Come in, we have
a... Thanos knows.
Copy !req
1578. Thanos...
Copy !req
1579. Cap.
Copy !req
1580. Sorry, buddy, we got a problem.
Copy !req
1581. Yeah, we do.
Copy !req
1582. Well, what are we gonna do now?
Copy !req
1583. You know what?
Give me a break, Steve.
Copy !req
1584. I just got hit in the head
with the Hulk.
Copy !req
1585. You said that we had one shot.
Copy !req
1586. This was our shot.
Copy !req
1587. We shot it. It's shot.
Six stones or nothing.
Copy !req
1588. - It was six stones or nothing.
- You're repeating yourself,
Copy !req
1589. you know that?
You're repeating yourself.
Copy !req
1590. You're repeating yourself.
You're repeating yourself.
Copy !req
1591. Dude. Come on!
Copy !req
1592. No. You never wanted
a time heist.
Copy !req
1593. You weren't on board
with the time heist.
Copy !req
1594. - I dropped the ball.
- You ruined the time heist.
Copy !req
1595. - Is that what I did?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1596. Are there any other options
with the Tesseract?
Copy !req
1597. No, no, no, there's
no other options.
Copy !req
1598. There's no do-overs.
Copy !req
1599. We're not going anywhere else.
We have one particle left.
Copy !req
1600. Each.
Copy !req
1601. That's it. All right?
We use that...
Copy !req
1602. bye-bye, you're not going home.
Copy !req
1603. Yeah, well, if we don't try...
Copy !req
1604. then no one else
is going home, either.
Copy !req
1605. I got it.
Copy !req
1606. There's another way
to retake the Tesseract
Copy !req
1607. and acquire new particles.
Copy !req
1608. Little stroll down memory lane.
Copy !req
1609. Military installation,
Garden State.
Copy !req
1610. When were they both there?
Copy !req
1611. They were there at a time...
I have a vaguely exact idea.
Copy !req
1612. - How vague?
- What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1613. Where are we going?
Copy !req
1614. I know for a fact
they were there.
Copy !req
1615. Who's they?
What are we doing?
Copy !req
1616. And I know how I know.
Copy !req
1617. Guys, what is it?
Copy !req
1618. Looks like we're improvising.
Copy !req
1619. - Great.
- What are we improvising?
Copy !req
1620. Scott, get this back
to the compound.
Copy !req
1621. Suit up.
Copy !req
1622. - What's in New Jersey?
- 0-4.
Copy !req
1623. 0-4.
Copy !req
1624. - Uh, 0-7.
- 0-7.
Copy !req
1625. - Excuse me.
- 1-9-7-0.
Copy !req
1626. Are you sure?
Copy !req
1627. Cap? Captain?
Copy !req
1628. Steve? Sorry.
Copy !req
1629. America. Rogers.
Copy !req
1630. Look, if you do this...
Copy !req
1631. and it doesn't work,
you're not coming back.
Copy !req
1632. Thanks for the pep talk,
pissant.
Copy !req
1633. You trust me?
Copy !req
1634. I do.
Copy !req
1635. Your call.
Copy !req
1636. Here we go.
Copy !req
1637. Hey, man!
Make love, not war.
Copy !req
1638. Clearly you weren't
actually born here, right?
Copy !req
1639. The idea of me was.
Copy !req
1640. Right. Well,
imagine you're S.H.I.E.L.D...
Copy !req
1641. running a quasi-fascistic
intelligence organization...
Copy !req
1642. where do you hide it?
Copy !req
1643. In plain sight.
Copy !req
1644. Good luck
on your mission, Captain.
Copy !req
1645. Good luck
on your project, Doctor.
Copy !req
1646. You new here?
Copy !req
1647. Not exactly.
Copy !req
1648. Come on, you bastard.
Copy !req
1649. Gotcha.
Copy !req
1650. Whew.
Copy !req
1651. Back in the game.
Copy !req
1652. Arnim, you in there?
Copy !req
1653. Arnim?
Copy !req
1654. Hey!
Copy !req
1655. The door is this way, pal.
Copy !req
1656. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
1657. Looking for Doctor Zola,
have you seen him?
Copy !req
1658. Yeah, Doctor Zola.
No, I haven't seen a soul.
Copy !req
1659. Pardon me.
Copy !req
1660. Do I know you?
Copy !req
1661. No, sir. Uh...
Copy !req
1662. I'm a visitor from MIT.
Copy !req
1663. Oh. MIT.
Copy !req
1664. Got a name?
Copy !req
1665. Howard.
Copy !req
1666. - That'll be easy to remember.
- Howard...
Copy !req
1667. Potts.
Copy !req
1668. Well, I'm Howard Stark.
Copy !req
1669. Hi.
Copy !req
1670. Shake that, don't pull it.
Copy !req
1671. Yeah.
Copy !req
1672. You look a little green around the
gills, there, Potts.
Copy !req
1673. I'm fine.
Just long hours.
Copy !req
1674. You wanna get some air?
Copy !req
1675. - Hello, Potts.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1676. - That'd be swell.
- That way.
Copy !req
1677. Okay.
Copy !req
1678. Need your briefcase?
Copy !req
1679. You're not one of those
beatniks, are you, Potts?
Copy !req
1680. - Hello?
- Doctor Pym?
Copy !req
1681. That would be the
number that you called, yes.
Copy !req
1682. This is Captain Stevens
from shipping.
Copy !req
1683. We have a package for you.
Copy !req
1684. Oh, bring it up.
Copy !req
1685. That's the thing, sir, we can't.
Copy !req
1686. I'm confused.
I thought that was your job.
Copy !req
1687. Well, it's just... Sir,
the box is glowing...
Copy !req
1688. and to be honest,
Copy !req
1689. some of our mail guys
aren't feeling that great.
Copy !req
1690. They didn't open it, did they?
Copy !req
1691. Uh, yeah, they did.
You better get down here.
Copy !req
1692. Excuse me!
Out of the way!
Copy !req
1693. So, flowers and sauerkraut.
You got a big date tonight?
Copy !req
1694. Uh, my wife's expecting.
Copy !req
1695. And too much time at the office.
Copy !req
1696. Congratulations.
Copy !req
1697. - Thanks. Hold this, will ya?
- Yeah, sure.
Copy !req
1698. - How far along is she?
- Uh, I don't know.
Copy !req
1699. She's at the point where
Copy !req
1700. she can't stand
the sound of my chewing.
Copy !req
1701. I guess I'll be eating
dinner in the pantry again.
Copy !req
1702. I have a little girl.
Copy !req
1703. A girl would be nice.
Copy !req
1704. Less of a chance she'd
turn out exactly like me.
Copy !req
1705. What'd be so awful about that?
Copy !req
1706. Let's just say
that the greater good
Copy !req
1707. has rarely outweighed
my own self-interest.
Copy !req
1708. And you've never seen
these two men before?
Copy !req
1709. No, I've got an eye for this.
The two of them looked fishy.
Copy !req
1710. Can you describe them?
Copy !req
1711. One of them had a hippie beard.
Copy !req
1712. Hippie.
Like Bee Gees or Mungo Jerry?
Copy !req
1713. Definitely Mungo Jerry.
Copy !req
1714. Yeah, this is Chesler.
Copy !req
1715. I need every available MP
to sublevel six.
Copy !req
1716. We have a potential breach.
Copy !req
1717. I said bring them in.
Copy !req
1718. They're trying, ma'am,
but Braddock's unit
Copy !req
1719. has been stopped
by lightning strikes.
Copy !req
1720. Oh, for the love of...
Copy !req
1721. I'll look at
the weather projections.
Copy !req
1722. It's not lightning strikes
we're looking at.
Copy !req
1723. So, where you at with names?
Copy !req
1724. Well, if it's a boy,
my wife likes Elmonzo.
Copy !req
1725. Huh. Might wanna
let that stew awhile.
Copy !req
1726. - You got time.
- Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1727. Let me ask you a question.
Copy !req
1728. When your kid was born,
were you nervous?
Copy !req
1729. Wildly.
Copy !req
1730. - Yeah.
- Did you feel qualified?
Copy !req
1731. Like you had any idea
Copy !req
1732. how to successfully operate
that thing?
Copy !req
1733. I literally pieced it
together as I went along.
Copy !req
1734. I thought about what my dad did.
Copy !req
1735. My old man,
Copy !req
1736. he never met a problem he
couldn't solve with a belt.
Copy !req
1737. I thought my dad
was tough on me.
Copy !req
1738. And now, looking back on it,
Copy !req
1739. I just remember the good stuff.
Copy !req
1740. You know? He did drop
the odd pearl.
Copy !req
1741. Yeah? Like what?
Copy !req
1742. "No amount of money ever
bought a second of time."
Copy !req
1743. Smart guy.
Copy !req
1744. He did his best.
Copy !req
1745. I'll tell you,
that kid's not even here yet
Copy !req
1746. and there's nothing
I wouldn't do for him.
Copy !req
1747. Good to meet you, Potts.
Copy !req
1748. Yeah.
Copy !req
1749. Howard... everything's
gonna be all right.
Copy !req
1750. Thank you...
Copy !req
1751. for everything... you've
done for this country.
Copy !req
1752. Jarvis.
Copy !req
1753. Have we ever met that guy?
Copy !req
1754. You meet a lot of people, sir.
Copy !req
1755. Seems very familiar.
Copy !req
1756. Weird beard.
Copy !req
1757. You're weak.
Copy !req
1758. I'm you.
Copy !req
1759. You could stop this.
Copy !req
1760. You know you want to.
Copy !req
1761. Did you see what happens
in the future?
Copy !req
1762. Thanos finds the Soul Stone.
Copy !req
1763. You wanna know how he does that?
Copy !req
1764. You wanna know
what he does to you?
Copy !req
1765. That's enough.
Copy !req
1766. You disgust me.
Copy !req
1767. But that doesn't mean
you're useless.
Copy !req
1768. How do I look?
Copy !req
1769. Wow.
Copy !req
1770. Under different circumstances...
Copy !req
1771. this would be totally awesome.
Copy !req
1772. I bet the raccoon didn't
have to climb a mountain.
Copy !req
1773. Technically he's not
a raccoon, you know?
Copy !req
1774. Oh, whatever.
He eats garbage.
Copy !req
1775. Welcome.
Copy !req
1776. Natasha.
Copy !req
1777. Daughter of Ivan.
Copy !req
1778. Clint.
Copy !req
1779. Son of Edith.
Copy !req
1780. Who are you?
Copy !req
1781. Consider me a guide... to you...
Copy !req
1782. and to all who seek
the Soul Stone.
Copy !req
1783. Oh, good.
Copy !req
1784. You tell us where it is,
then we'll be on our way.
Copy !req
1785. If only it were that easy.
Copy !req
1786. What you seek
lies in front of you.
Copy !req
1787. As does what you fear.
Copy !req
1788. The stone's down there.
Copy !req
1789. For one of you.
Copy !req
1790. For the other...
Copy !req
1791. In order to take the stone...
Copy !req
1792. you must lose
that which you love.
Copy !req
1793. An everlasting exchange.
Copy !req
1794. A soul for a soul.
Copy !req
1795. How's it going?
Copy !req
1796. Jesus.
Copy !req
1797. Maybe he's making this shit up.
Copy !req
1798. No.
Copy !req
1799. I don't think so.
Copy !req
1800. Why? 'Cause he knows
your daddy's name?
Copy !req
1801. I didn't.
Copy !req
1802. Thanos left here
with the stone...
Copy !req
1803. without his daughter.
Copy !req
1804. That's not a coincidence.
Copy !req
1805. Yeah.
Copy !req
1806. Whatever it takes.
Copy !req
1807. Whatever it takes.
Copy !req
1808. If we don't get that stone...
Copy !req
1809. billions of people stay dead.
Copy !req
1810. Yeah.
Copy !req
1811. Then I guess we both know
who it's gotta be.
Copy !req
1812. I guess we do.
Copy !req
1813. I'm starting to think
Copy !req
1814. we mean different
people here, Natasha.
Copy !req
1815. For the last five years,
I've been trying to do one thing.
Copy !req
1816. Get to right here.
Copy !req
1817. That's all it's been about.
Bringing everybody back.
Copy !req
1818. No, don't you get
all decent on me now.
Copy !req
1819. What, you think I wanna do it?
Copy !req
1820. I'm trying to save your life,
you idiot.
Copy !req
1821. Yeah, well, I don't
want you to. How's that?
Copy !req
1822. Natasha, you know
what I've done.
Copy !req
1823. You know what I've become.
Copy !req
1824. Oh, I don't judge people
on their worst mistakes.
Copy !req
1825. Maybe you should.
Copy !req
1826. You didn't.
Copy !req
1827. You're a pain in my ass,
you know that?
Copy !req
1828. Okay.
Copy !req
1829. You win.
Copy !req
1830. Tell my family I love 'em.
Copy !req
1831. You tell 'em yourself.
Copy !req
1832. Damn you.
Copy !req
1833. Wait.
Copy !req
1834. Let me go.
Copy !req
1835. No.
Copy !req
1836. No. Please, no.
Copy !req
1837. It's okay.
Copy !req
1838. Please.
Copy !req
1839. No!
Copy !req
1840. Did we get 'em all?
Copy !req
1841. Are you telling me
this actually worked?
Copy !req
1842. Clint, where's Nat?
Copy !req
1843. Do we know if she had family?
Copy !req
1844. Yeah.
Copy !req
1845. Us.
Copy !req
1846. What?
Copy !req
1847. Huh?
Copy !req
1848. - What are you doing?
- Just asked him a question.
Copy !req
1849. Yeah, no, you're acting
like she's dead.
Copy !req
1850. Why are we acting
like she's dead?
Copy !req
1851. We have the stones, right?
Copy !req
1852. As long as we have the stones...
Copy !req
1853. Cap, we can bring her back.
Isn't that right?
Copy !req
1854. So, stop this shit. We're the Avengers.
Get it together.
Copy !req
1855. Can't get her back.
Copy !req
1856. What's he...?
What?
Copy !req
1857. It can't be undone.
Copy !req
1858. It can't.
Copy !req
1859. Look, I'm sorry, no offense,
Copy !req
1860. but you're a very
earthly being, okay?
Copy !req
1861. And we're talking
about space magic.
Copy !req
1862. And "can't" seems very definitive.
Don't you think?
Copy !req
1863. Yeah, look, I know
that I'm way outside
Copy !req
1864. my pay grade here.
Copy !req
1865. But she still
isn't here, is she?
Copy !req
1866. No, that's my point.
Copy !req
1867. It can't be undone.
Copy !req
1868. Or that's at least
Copy !req
1869. what the red,
floating guy had to say.
Copy !req
1870. Maybe you wanna go
talk to him, okay?
Copy !req
1871. Go grab your hammer and you
go fly and you talk to him.
Copy !req
1872. It was supposed to be me.
Copy !req
1873. She sacrificed her life
for that goddamn stone.
Copy !req
1874. She bet her life on it.
Copy !req
1875. She's not coming back.
Copy !req
1876. We have to make it worth it.
Copy !req
1877. We have to.
Copy !req
1878. We will.
Copy !req
1879. Boom!
Copy !req
1880. All right, the glove's ready.
Copy !req
1881. Question is, who's gonna
snap their freakin' fingers?
Copy !req
1882. - I'll do it.
- Excuse me?
Copy !req
1883. It's okay.
Copy !req
1884. Stop, stop.
Slow down.
Copy !req
1885. Thor. Just wait.
Copy !req
1886. We haven't decided
who's gonna put that on yet.
Copy !req
1887. I'm sorry. What, we're all
just sitting around
Copy !req
1888. waiting for
the right opportunity?
Copy !req
1889. We should at least discuss it.
Copy !req
1890. Look, sitting here
staring at the thing
Copy !req
1891. is not gonna bring
everybody back.
Copy !req
1892. I'm the strongest Avenger, okay?
Copy !req
1893. So, this responsibility
falls upon me.
Copy !req
1894. - Normally, you're right.
- It's my duty.
Copy !req
1895. - It's not about that.
- It's not that.
Copy !req
1896. - Hey, buddy...
- Stop it! Just let me.
Copy !req
1897. Just let me do it.
Copy !req
1898. Just let me do something good.
Something right.
Copy !req
1899. Look, it's not just the fact...
Copy !req
1900. that that glove is channeling
enough energy
Copy !req
1901. to light up a continent.
Copy !req
1902. I'm telling you.
You're in no condition.
Copy !req
1903. What do you think is coursing
through my veins right now?
Copy !req
1904. Cheez Whiz?
Copy !req
1905. Lightning.
Copy !req
1906. Yeah.
Lightning.
Copy !req
1907. Lightning won't help you, pal.
Copy !req
1908. It's gotta be me.
Copy !req
1909. You saw what those
stones did to Thanos.
Copy !req
1910. They almost killed him.
Copy !req
1911. None of you could survive.
Copy !req
1912. How do we know you will?
Copy !req
1913. We don't.
Copy !req
1914. But the radiation's
mostly gamma.
Copy !req
1915. It's like...
Copy !req
1916. I was made for this.
Copy !req
1917. Good to go, yeah?
Copy !req
1918. Let's do it.
Copy !req
1919. Okay, remember,
Copy !req
1920. everyone Thanos snapped away
five years ago...
Copy !req
1921. you're just bringing them
back to now, today.
Copy !req
1922. Don't change anything
from the last five years.
Copy !req
1923. Got it.
Copy !req
1924. Friday, do me a favor
Copy !req
1925. and activate Barn Door
Protocol, will ya?
Copy !req
1926. Yes, boss.
Copy !req
1927. Everybody comes home.
Copy !req
1928. Take it off! Take it off!
Copy !req
1929. No, wait.
Bruce, are you okay?
Copy !req
1930. Talk to me, Banner.
Copy !req
1931. I'm okay.
Copy !req
1932. I'm okay.
Copy !req
1933. Bruce!
Copy !req
1934. Don't move him.
Copy !req
1935. - Did it work?
- We're not sure. It's okay.
Copy !req
1936. Honey.
Copy !req
1937. Clint?
Copy !req
1938. Honey.
Copy !req
1939. Guys...
Copy !req
1940. I think it worked.
Copy !req
1941. I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
Copy !req
1942. Canopy, canopy, canopy.
Copy !req
1943. Rhodey, Rocket, get out of here.
Copy !req
1944. Let me up! Let me up!
Copy !req
1945. Come on!
Copy !req
1946. Rhodey!
Copy !req
1947. Huh?
Copy !req
1948. Mayday, Mayday!
Does anybody copy?
Copy !req
1949. We're on the lower level.
It's flooding!
Copy !req
1950. What? What?
Copy !req
1951. We are drowning!
Does anybody copy? Mayday!
Copy !req
1952. Wait! I'm here!
Copy !req
1953. I'm here. Can you hear me?
Copy !req
1954. Cap?
Copy !req
1955. Okay.
Copy !req
1956. Daughter.
Copy !req
1957. Yes, Father.
Copy !req
1958. So, this is the future.
Copy !req
1959. Well done.
Copy !req
1960. Thank you, Father.
Copy !req
1961. They suspected nothing.
Copy !req
1962. The arrogant never do.
Copy !req
1963. Go.
Copy !req
1964. Find the stones,
bring them to me.
Copy !req
1965. What will you do?
Copy !req
1966. Wait.
Copy !req
1967. Tell me something.
Copy !req
1968. In the future... what
happens to you and me?
Copy !req
1969. I try to kill you.
Copy !req
1970. Several times.
Copy !req
1971. But eventually...
Copy !req
1972. we become friends.
Copy !req
1973. We become sisters.
Copy !req
1974. Come on.
Copy !req
1975. We can stop him.
Copy !req
1976. Come on, buddy, wake up!
Copy !req
1977. That's my man.
Copy !req
1978. You lose this again,
I'm keeping it.
Copy !req
1979. What happened?
Copy !req
1980. You mess with time,
it tends to mess back.
Copy !req
1981. You'll see.
Copy !req
1982. What's he been doing?
Copy !req
1983. Absolutely nothing.
Copy !req
1984. Where are the stones?
Copy !req
1985. Somewhere under all this.
Copy !req
1986. All I know is
he doesn't have 'em.
Copy !req
1987. So, we keep it that way.
Copy !req
1988. You know it's a trap, right?
Copy !req
1989. Yeah.
Copy !req
1990. I don't much care.
Copy !req
1991. Good.
Copy !req
1992. Just as long
as we're all in agreement.
Copy !req
1993. Let's kill him
properly this time.
Copy !req
1994. You could not live
with your own failure.
Copy !req
1995. Where did that bring you?
Copy !req
1996. Back to me.
Copy !req
1997. I thought by eliminating
half of life...
Copy !req
1998. the other half would thrive.
Copy !req
1999. But you've shown me...
Copy !req
2000. that's impossible.
Copy !req
2001. And as long as there are those
that remember what was...
Copy !req
2002. there will always be those
Copy !req
2003. that are unable to accept
what can be.
Copy !req
2004. They will resist.
Copy !req
2005. Yep, we're all kinds
of stubborn.
Copy !req
2006. I'm thankful.
Copy !req
2007. Because now...
Copy !req
2008. I know what I must do.
Copy !req
2009. I will shred this universe...
Copy !req
2010. down to its last atom.
Copy !req
2011. And then...
Copy !req
2012. with the stones
you've collected for me...
Copy !req
2013. create a new one...
Copy !req
2014. teeming with life...
Copy !req
2015. that knows not
what it has lost...
Copy !req
2016. but only what it has been given.
Copy !req
2017. A grateful universe.
Copy !req
2018. Born out of blood.
Copy !req
2019. They'll never know it.
Copy !req
2020. Because you won't be alive
to tell them.
Copy !req
2021. See you on the other side, man.
Copy !req
2022. Hang on!
I'm coming!
Copy !req
2023. Yeah!
Copy !req
2024. Oh, hey.
Copy !req
2025. I know you.
Copy !req
2026. Father...
Copy !req
2027. I have the stones.
Copy !req
2028. What?
Copy !req
2029. Stop.
Copy !req
2030. You're betraying us?
Copy !req
2031. You don't have to do this.
Copy !req
2032. I am this.
Copy !req
2033. No, you're not.
Copy !req
2034. You've seen what we become.
Copy !req
2035. Nebula, listen to her.
Copy !req
2036. You can change.
Copy !req
2037. He won't let me.
Copy !req
2038. No!
Copy !req
2039. Okay, Thor. Hit me.
Copy !req
2040. Boss, wake up!
Copy !req
2041. I knew it!
Copy !req
2042. In all my years of conquest...
Copy !req
2043. violence...
Copy !req
2044. slaughter...
Copy !req
2045. it was never personal.
Copy !req
2046. But I'll tell you now...
Copy !req
2047. what I'm about to do
to your stubborn,
Copy !req
2048. annoying little planet...
Copy !req
2049. I'm gonna enjoy it...
Copy !req
2050. very, very much.
Copy !req
2051. Hey, Cap, you read me?
Copy !req
2052. Cap, it's Sam.
Can you hear me?
Copy !req
2053. On your left.
Copy !req
2054. Is that everyone?
Copy !req
2055. What? You wanted more?
Copy !req
2056. Avengers...
Copy !req
2057. assemble.
Copy !req
2058. Die!
Copy !req
2059. No, no, give me that.
You have the little one.
Copy !req
2060. Hey!
Copy !req
2061. Holy cow!
Copy !req
2062. You will not believe
what's been going on.
Copy !req
2063. Do you remember
when we were in space?
Copy !req
2064. And I got all dusty?
Copy !req
2065. And I must've passed out,
Copy !req
2066. because I woke up
and you were gone.
Copy !req
2067. But Doctor Strange was there,
right? And he was like...
Copy !req
2068. "It's been five years.
Come on, they need us."
Copy !req
2069. And then he started doing
the yellow sparkly thing
Copy !req
2070. - that he does all the time.
- He did? Oh, no.
Copy !req
2071. - What are you doing?
- Oh.
Copy !req
2072. Oh, this is nice.
Copy !req
2073. Gamora?
Copy !req
2074. I thought I lost you.
Copy !req
2075. Ow.
Copy !req
2076. Don't touch me!
Copy !req
2077. You missed the first time.
Copy !req
2078. Then you got 'em both
the second time.
Copy !req
2079. This is the one?
Copy !req
2080. Seriously?
Copy !req
2081. Your choices were him or a tree.
Copy !req
2082. Cap!
Copy !req
2083. What do you want me to do
with this damn thing?
Copy !req
2084. Get those stones
as far away as possible!
Copy !req
2085. No!
Copy !req
2086. We need to get 'em back
where they came from.
Copy !req
2087. No way to get 'em back.
Copy !req
2088. Thanos destroyed
the quantum tunnel.
Copy !req
2089. Hold on!
Copy !req
2090. That wasn't
our only time machine.
Copy !req
2091. Anyone see an ugly brown van
out there?
Copy !req
2092. Yes! But you're not gonna like
where it's parked!
Copy !req
2093. Scott, how long you need
to get that thing working?
Copy !req
2094. Uh, maybe 10 minutes.
Copy !req
2095. Get it started.
We'll get the stones to you.
Copy !req
2096. We're on it, Cap.
Copy !req
2097. Hey.
Copy !req
2098. You said one out of
14 million, we win, yeah?
Copy !req
2099. Tell me this is it.
Copy !req
2100. If I tell you what happens...
Copy !req
2101. it won't happen.
Copy !req
2102. You better be right.
Copy !req
2103. It's a mess back here.
Copy !req
2104. It's dead.
Copy !req
2105. - What?
- It's dead.
Copy !req
2106. I have to hot-wire it.
Copy !req
2107. Where's Nebula?
Copy !req
2108. She's not responding.
Copy !req
2109. Sire...
Copy !req
2110. Clint!
Copy !req
2111. Give it to me.
Copy !req
2112. You took everything from me.
Copy !req
2113. I don't even know who you are.
Copy !req
2114. You will.
Copy !req
2115. I got it!
Copy !req
2116. Activate Instant Kill.
Copy !req
2117. Rain fire!
Copy !req
2118. But, sire, our troops!
Copy !req
2119. Just do it!
Copy !req
2120. Uh, is anyone else seeing this?
Copy !req
2121. I got this!
Copy !req
2122. I got this.
Okay, I don't got this.
Copy !req
2123. Help, somebody help!
Copy !req
2124. Hey, Queens, heads up!
Copy !req
2125. Hang on. I got you, kid.
Copy !req
2126. Hey!
Nice to meet you...
Copy !req
2127. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
2128. What the hell is this?
Copy !req
2129. Friday, what are they firing at?
Copy !req
2130. Something just
entered the upper atmosphere.
Copy !req
2131. Oh, yeah!
Copy !req
2132. Danvers, we need an assist here.
Copy !req
2133. Hi, I'm Peter Parker.
Copy !req
2134. Hey, Peter Parker.
Copy !req
2135. You got something for me?
Copy !req
2136. I don't know how you're gonna
get it through all of that.
Copy !req
2137. Don't worry.
Copy !req
2138. She's got help.
Copy !req
2139. I am inevitable.
Copy !req
2140. And I...
Copy !req
2141. am...
Copy !req
2142. Iron Man.
Copy !req
2143. Mr. Stark?
Copy !req
2144. Hey!
Copy !req
2145. Mr. Stark.
Can you hear me?
Copy !req
2146. It's Peter.
Copy !req
2147. Hey.
Copy !req
2148. We won, Mr. Stark.
Copy !req
2149. We won, Mr. Stark.
Copy !req
2150. We won! You did it, sir,
you did it.
Copy !req
2151. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
2152. Tony.
Copy !req
2153. Hey.
Copy !req
2154. Hey, Pep.
Copy !req
2155. Friday?
Copy !req
2156. Life functions critical.
Copy !req
2157. Tony?
Copy !req
2158. Look at me.
Copy !req
2159. We're gonna be okay.
Copy !req
2160. You can rest now.
Copy !req
2161. Everybody wants
a happy ending, right?
Copy !req
2162. But it doesn't always
roll that way.
Copy !req
2163. Maybe this time.
Copy !req
2164. I'm hoping
if you play this back...
Copy !req
2165. it's in celebration.
Copy !req
2166. I hope families are reunited.
I hope we get it back.
Copy !req
2167. And something like
a normal version
Copy !req
2168. of the planet has been restored.
Copy !req
2169. If there ever was such a thing.
Copy !req
2170. God, what a world.
Universe, now.
Copy !req
2171. If you told me 10 years ago
that we weren't alone...
Copy !req
2172. let alone to this extent,
I mean,
Copy !req
2173. I wouldn't have
been surprised...
Copy !req
2174. but come on, who knew?
Copy !req
2175. The epic forces of
darkness and light
Copy !req
2176. that have come into play.
Copy !req
2177. And for better or worse...
Copy !req
2178. that's the reality
Morgan's gonna
Copy !req
2179. have to find a way
to grow up in.
Copy !req
2180. So, I thought I'd probably
Copy !req
2181. better record
a little greeting...
Copy !req
2182. in the case of an untimely death.
On my part.
Copy !req
2183. Not that death at any time
isn't untimely.
Copy !req
2184. This time travel thing
that we're gonna
Copy !req
2185. try and pull off tomorrow...
Copy !req
2186. it's got me scratching my head
Copy !req
2187. about the survivability
of it all.
Copy !req
2188. That's the thing.
Copy !req
2189. Then again,
that's the hero gig, right?
Copy !req
2190. Part of the journey is the end.
Copy !req
2191. What am I even tripping for?
Copy !req
2192. Everything is gonna work out
Copy !req
2193. exactly the way
it's supposed to.
Copy !req
2194. I love you 3,000.
Copy !req
2195. You know, I wish there was a way
Copy !req
2196. that I could let her know.
Copy !req
2197. That we won.
Copy !req
2198. We did it.
Copy !req
2199. She knows.
Copy !req
2200. They both do.
Copy !req
2201. How you doing, squirt?
Copy !req
2202. Good.
Copy !req
2203. - You good?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
2204. - Good. You hungry?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
2205. What do you want?
Copy !req
2206. Cheeseburgers.
Copy !req
2207. You know, your dad
liked cheeseburgers.
Copy !req
2208. Okay.
Copy !req
2209. I'm gonna get you
Copy !req
2210. all the cheeseburgers you want.
Copy !req
2211. Okay.
Copy !req
2212. So...
Copy !req
2213. when can we expect you back?
Copy !req
2214. Um, about that...
Copy !req
2215. Thor, your people need a king.
Copy !req
2216. No, they already have one.
Copy !req
2217. That's funny.
Copy !req
2218. Are you being serious?
Copy !req
2219. It's time for me
to be who I am...
Copy !req
2220. rather than
who I'm supposed to be.
Copy !req
2221. But you, you're a leader.
Copy !req
2222. That's who you are.
Copy !req
2223. You know, I'd make
a lot of changes around here.
Copy !req
2224. I'm counting on it...
Copy !req
2225. Your Majesty.
Copy !req
2226. What will you do?
Copy !req
2227. I'm not sure.
Copy !req
2228. For the first time
in a thousand years,
Copy !req
2229. I have no path.
Copy !req
2230. I do have a ride though.
Copy !req
2231. Move it or lose it, hairbag.
Copy !req
2232. Oh, here we are!
Copy !req
2233. Tree, good to see you.
Copy !req
2234. The Asgardians of the Galaxy
back together again.
Copy !req
2235. Where to first?
Copy !req
2236. Hey.
Copy !req
2237. Just so you know,
this is my ship still.
Copy !req
2238. I'm in charge.
Copy !req
2239. I know. I know.
Of course you are.
Copy !req
2240. Of course.
Copy !req
2241. See, you say, "Of course,"
but then you touch the map.
Copy !req
2242. It makes you think that maybe
Copy !req
2243. you didn't realize
I was in charge.
Copy !req
2244. Quail, that's your own
insecurities in there.
Copy !req
2245. Quail?
Copy !req
2246. Okay? I am merely trying
Copy !req
2247. to be of service and assisting.
Copy !req
2248. Quill.
Copy !req
2249. That's what I said.
Copy !req
2250. You should fight one another
for the honor of leadership.
Copy !req
2251. Sounds fair.
Copy !req
2252. - It's not necessary, okay?
- It's not.
Copy !req
2253. I got some blasters,
Copy !req
2254. unless you guys
wanna use knives.
Copy !req
2255. Oh, yes!
Please, use knives.
Copy !req
2256. Yeah. Knives.
Copy !req
2257. I am Groot.
Copy !req
2258. Not necessary.
Copy !req
2259. There shall be
no knifing one another.
Copy !req
2260. Everybody knows who's in charge.
Copy !req
2261. Me.
Copy !req
2262. Right?
Copy !req
2263. Yes, you.
Copy !req
2264. Of course! Of course.
Copy !req
2265. Of course.
Copy !req
2266. Remember...
Copy !req
2267. you have to return the stones
Copy !req
2268. to the exact moment
you got 'em...
Copy !req
2269. or you're gonna open up
Copy !req
2270. a bunch of nasty
alternative realities.
Copy !req
2271. Don't worry, Bruce.
Copy !req
2272. Clip all the branches.
Copy !req
2273. You know, I tried.
Copy !req
2274. When I had the gauntlet,
the stones,
Copy !req
2275. I really tried
to bring her back.
Copy !req
2276. I miss her, man.
Copy !req
2277. Me too.
Copy !req
2278. You know, if you want,
I could come with you.
Copy !req
2279. You're a good man, Sam.
Copy !req
2280. This one's on me, though.
Copy !req
2281. Don't do anything stupid
till I get back.
Copy !req
2282. How can I?
Copy !req
2283. You're taking
all the stupid with you.
Copy !req
2284. Gonna miss you, buddy.
Copy !req
2285. It's gonna be okay, Buck.
Copy !req
2286. How long is this gonna take?
Copy !req
2287. For him, as long as he needs.
For us, five seconds.
Copy !req
2288. You ready, Cap?
Copy !req
2289. All right, we'll meet you
back here, okay?
Copy !req
2290. You bet.
Copy !req
2291. Going quantum.
Three...
Copy !req
2292. two...
Copy !req
2293. one.
Copy !req
2294. And returning in five...
Copy !req
2295. four...
Copy !req
2296. three, two...
Copy !req
2297. one.
Copy !req
2298. Where is he?
Copy !req
2299. I don't know. He blew
right by his time stamp.
Copy !req
2300. He should be here.
Copy !req
2301. Get him back.
Copy !req
2302. - I'm trying.
- Get him the hell back.
Copy !req
2303. - Hey, I said I'm trying.
- Sam.
Copy !req
2304. Go ahead.
Copy !req
2305. Cap?
Copy !req
2306. Hi, Sam.
Copy !req
2307. So, did something go wrong
or did something go right?
Copy !req
2308. Well, after I put the stones
back, I thought...
Copy !req
2309. maybe...
Copy !req
2310. I'll try some of that life
Tony was telling me to get.
Copy !req
2311. How'd that work out for ya?
Copy !req
2312. It was beautiful.
Copy !req
2313. Good. I'm happy for you.
Copy !req
2314. Truly.
Copy !req
2315. Thank you.
Copy !req
2316. Only thing bumming me out...
Copy !req
2317. is the fact I have
to live in a world
Copy !req
2318. without Captain America.
Copy !req
2319. Oh.
Copy !req
2320. That reminds me.
Copy !req
2321. Try it on.
Copy !req
2322. How does it feel?
Copy !req
2323. Like it's someone else's.
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2324. It isn't.
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2325. Thank you.
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2326. I'll do my best.
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2327. That's why it's yours.
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2328. You wanna tell me about her?
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2329. No.
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2330. No, I don't think I will.
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2331. Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows
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