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- Mm-hmm.
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Can you see now?
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Thanks, Mama.
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I got ketchup, too.
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We are now one apiece.
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Now you have a chance to win.
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a real tearjerker.
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you're ever gonna see these.
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if you're still...
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for the existential terror...
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the literal void of space,
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a little better today.
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the Blue Meanie back there.
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were cracked during battle...
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to reverse the ion charge...
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about 48 hours of flight time.
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in the water.
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from the nearest 7-Eleven.
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tomorrow morning...
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no more surprises...
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what it looks like.
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grovel for a couple weeks...
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with enormous guilt...
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for a minute.
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like every night lately.
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- Oh, my God!
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since Thanos came to Earth.
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are in pieces.
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that are still working...
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and it looks like he did...
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he was gonna do.
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all living creatures.
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and walked through.
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going around, ain't there?
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until this exact second
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a Build-A-Bear.
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for three weeks now.
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and we got nothing.
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131. No, he wiped my face
with a planet...
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magician
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'cause he's not beatable.
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any coordinates, anything?
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a few years back.
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I didn't wanna believe it.
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It's too late, buddy.
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I need a shave.
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147. And I believe I remember
telling all youse...
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that what we needed
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150. was a suit of armor
around the world.
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our precious freedoms or not.
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153. That's what we needed.
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did it?
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"We'll do that together, too."
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160. But that's what we do, right?
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161. Our best work after the fact?
We're the "Avengers."
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not the "Pre-vengers."
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- Right?
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Just sit down, okay?
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165. Okay. No, no, here's my point.
You know what?
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166. - She's great by the way.
- Tony, you're sick. Sit down.
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167. We need you.
You're new blood.
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I got nothing for you, Cap.
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no options.
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you put that on...
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- I'm fine.
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a sedative.
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for the rest of the day.
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take care of him...
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181. and I'll bring him a Xorrian
elixir when I come back.
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183. To kill Thanos.
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as a team here...
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186. and, uh, between you and I,
morale's a little fragile.
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is more your territory,
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191. Don't bother.
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where Thanos is.
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trying to perfect me.
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about his Great Plan.
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I wanted to please him.
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once his plan was complete?
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was always the same.
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Thanos has a retirement plan.
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201. So, where is he?
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202. When Thanos snapped
his fingers...
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for a power surge
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cosmic proportions.
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anything like it.
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208. Thanos is there.
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you know?
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got the stones, so...
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to bring everyone back.
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217. Even if there's a small chance
that we can undo this...
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who's not in this room to try.
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than it did before?
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you didn't have me.
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is about that superhero life.
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my asking,
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all this time?
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226. There are a lot of
other planets in the universe.
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they didn't have you guys.
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this son of a bitch.
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on my ship.
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I'm gonna do if it doesn't.
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No ships. No armies.
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of any kind.
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244. Oh, no.
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required correction.
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served no purpose...
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to destroy the stones.
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258. But the work is done.
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apart. He has to be lying!
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is many things.
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the other day.
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in five years.
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I'm sitting there at dinner.
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what to talk about.
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how things have changed.
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serving the salads.
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again tomorrow, so...
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You took the jump.
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were gonna come down.
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That's those little
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we gotta take...
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try and find purpose.
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the love of my life.
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293. You gotta move on.
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something with it.
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298. Otherwise...
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299. Thanos should've killed
all of us.
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301. Hope?
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No, Cassie.
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318. You're so big!
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Danvers pinged.
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garbage scow.
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323. Well, you were closer.
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324. Yeah. And now
we smell like garbage.
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on those tremors?
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under the African plate.
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How are we handling it?
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under the ocean.
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by not handling it.
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next month?
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332. Not likely.
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another haircut?
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a lot of territory.
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that are happening on Earth
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338. On thousands of planets.
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339. All right, all right.
That's a good point.
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341. So, you might not see me
for a long time.
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342. All right. Uh, well...
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where they shouldn't...
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349. Good luck.
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351. Mexico.
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352. The Federales found a room
full of bodies.
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a bunch of cartel guys...
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to get their guns off.
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for the last few years...
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the scene that he left...
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doesn't even wanna find him.
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where he's going next?
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to cook you dinner...
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pretty miserable already.
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to do your laundry?
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371. Clearly, your friend is fine.
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I saw a pod of whales
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the bridge.
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374. - In the Hudson?
- There's fewer ships...
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if you're about to tell me
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381. Hmm.
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382. Sorry.
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383. Force of habit.
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387. Some do.
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388. But not us.
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389. If I move on, who does this?
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because of it.
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they're gone...
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to get a life.
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at the airport...
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really big. I had a mask on.
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- Is this an old message?
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I know you know that.
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to talk to you guys.
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ever studied quantum physics?
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right before...
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called the quantum realm.
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its own microscopic universe.
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420. To get in there, you have
to be incredibly small.
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pull me out.
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424. And then Thanos happened...
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a very long five years.
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430. See, the rules of
the quantum realm
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in the quantum realm.
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to navigate it.
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about it.
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somehow control the chaos...
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the quantum realm
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the quantum realm
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- Wait.
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about a time machine?
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454. No. No, of course not.
No, not a time machine.
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456. Yeah. Like a time machine.
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It's crazy.
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thinking about it.
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- Scott.
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sounds crazy anymore.
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about this?
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466. Maguna.
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you want some lunch?
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- Okay.
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wearing that, okay?
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a special anniversary gift
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You thinking about lunch?
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crickets on a bed of lettuce.
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- That's what you want.
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477. - Garage.
- Really?
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- No.
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479. - I found it, though.
- Hmm.
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480. You like
going in the garage, huh?
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Copy !req
482. It's fine, actually. Mom never
wears anything I buy her.
Copy !req
483. So, I'm gonna...
Copy !req
484. No.
We know what it sounds like.
Copy !req
485. Tony, after everything
you've seen,
Copy !req
486. is anything really impossible?
Copy !req
487. Quantum fluctuation messes
with the Planck scale...
Copy !req
488. which then triggers
the Deutsch Proposition.
Copy !req
489. Can we agree on that?
Copy !req
490. Thank you.
Copy !req
491. In layman's terms, it means
you're not coming home.
Copy !req
492. - I did.
- No.
Copy !req
493. You accidentally survived.
Copy !req
494. It's a billion-to-one
cosmic fluke.
Copy !req
495. And now you wanna pull a...
What do you call it?
Copy !req
496. A time heist?
Copy !req
497. Yeah, a time heist. Of course.
Copy !req
498. Why didn't we think
of this before?
Copy !req
499. Oh, because it's laughable.
Because it's a pipe dream.
Copy !req
500. The stones are in the past.
Copy !req
501. We could go back,
we could get them.
Copy !req
502. We can snap our own fingers.
We can bring everybody back.
Copy !req
503. Or screw it up worse than
he already has, right?
Copy !req
504. I don't believe we would.
Copy !req
505. Gotta say it. I sometimes miss
that giddy optimism.
Copy !req
506. However, high hopes
won't help...
Copy !req
507. if there's no logical,
tangible way
Copy !req
508. for me to safely execute
said time heist.
Copy !req
509. I believe
the most likely outcome
Copy !req
510. will be our collective demise.
Copy !req
511. Not if we strictly follow
the rules of time travel.
Copy !req
512. All right? It means no talking
to our past selves...
Copy !req
513. no betting on sporting events.
Copy !req
514. I'm gonna stop you
right there, Scott.
Copy !req
515. Are you seriously telling me
Copy !req
516. that your plan
to save the universe...
Copy !req
517. is based on
Back to the Future?
Copy !req
518. - Is it?
- No.
Copy !req
519. Good. You had me
worried there.
Copy !req
520. 'Cause that would be
horseshit.
Copy !req
521. That's not how
quantum physics works.
Copy !req
522. Tony.
Copy !req
523. We have to take a stand.
Copy !req
524. We did stand.
And yet, here we are.
Copy !req
525. I know you got
a lot on the line.
Copy !req
526. You got a wife, a daughter.
Copy !req
527. But I lost someone
very important to me.
Copy !req
528. A lotta people did.
Copy !req
529. And now, now we have a chance
to bring her back...
Copy !req
530. to bring everyone back,
Copy !req
531. and you're telling me
that you won't even...
Copy !req
532. That's right, Scott.
I won't even.
Copy !req
533. I can't.
Copy !req
534. Mommy told me
to come and save you.
Copy !req
535. Good job. I'm saved.
Copy !req
536. I wish you were coming here
to ask me something else.
Copy !req
537. Anything else.
Copy !req
538. I'm honestly happy
to see you guys, I just...
Copy !req
539. Oh, look,
the table's set for six.
Copy !req
540. Tony. I get it.
Copy !req
541. And I'm happy for you.
I really am.
Copy !req
542. But this is a second chance.
Copy !req
543. I got my second chance
right here, Cap.
Copy !req
544. Can't roll the dice on it.
Copy !req
545. If you don't talk shop,
you can stay for lunch.
Copy !req
546. Well, he's scared.
Copy !req
547. He's not wrong.
Copy !req
548. Yeah, but, I mean,
what are we gonna do?
Copy !req
549. We need him.
What, are we gonna stop?
Copy !req
550. No, I wanna do it right.
Copy !req
551. We're gonna need
a really big brain.
Copy !req
552. Bigger than his?
Copy !req
553. Come on, I feel like
I'm the only one eating here.
Copy !req
554. Try some of that.
Copy !req
555. Have some eggs.
Copy !req
556. I'm so confused.
Copy !req
557. These are confusing times.
Copy !req
558. Right, no, no.
That's not what I meant.
Copy !req
559. Nah, I get it. I'm kidding!
Copy !req
560. I know, it's crazy.
Copy !req
561. I'm wearing shirts now.
Copy !req
562. Yeah. What? How? Why?
Copy !req
563. Five years ago,
we got our asses beat.
Copy !req
564. Except it was worse for me...
Copy !req
565. 'cause I lost twice.
Copy !req
566. First, Hulk lost,
then Banner lost...
Copy !req
567. and then, we all lost.
Copy !req
568. No one blamed you, Bruce.
Copy !req
569. I did.
Copy !req
570. For years,
I've been treating the Hulk
Copy !req
571. like he's
some kind of disease...
Copy !req
572. something to get rid of.
Copy !req
573. But then, I start looking
at him as the cure.
Copy !req
574. Eighteen months
in the gamma lab.
Copy !req
575. I put the brains
and the brawn together...
Copy !req
576. and now, look at me.
Copy !req
577. Best of both worlds.
Copy !req
578. - Excuse me, Mr. Hulk?
- Yes.
Copy !req
579. Can we get a photo?
Copy !req
580. 100%, little person.
Copy !req
581. Come on, step on up.
Do you mind?
Copy !req
582. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Thanks.
Copy !req
583. Say "green."
Copy !req
584. - Green.
- Green.
Copy !req
585. Did you get that?
Copy !req
586. That's a good one.
Copy !req
587. Did you want to grab one
with me? I'm Ant-Man.
Copy !req
588. They're Hulk fans.
They don't know Ant-Man.
Copy !req
589. - Nobody does.
- No, he wants you to take
Copy !req
590. - a picture with him.
- I don't want a picture.
Copy !req
591. Stranger danger.
Copy !req
592. Yeah, look, he's even
saying no, he doesn't.
Copy !req
593. I get it.
I don't want it, either.
Copy !req
594. But come on. The kid...
Copy !req
595. I don't want a picture
with them.
Copy !req
596. - He's gonna feel bad.
- Sorry.
Copy !req
597. They're happy to do it.
They said they'll do it.
Copy !req
598. - I don't want to do it.
- We can do it.
Copy !req
599. - No, you feel bad.
- Take the goddamn phone.
Copy !req
600. Okay.
Copy !req
601. Thank you, Mr. Hulk.
Copy !req
602. No, it was great,
kids. Thank you very much.
Copy !req
603. Hulk out!
Copy !req
604. Bruce.
Copy !req
605. Dab.
Copy !req
606. - Bruce.
- Listen to your mom.
Copy !req
607. She knows better.
Copy !req
608. About what we were saying.
Copy !req
609. Right.
Copy !req
610. The whole time travel do-over?
Copy !req
611. Eh, guys, it's outside of
my area of expertise.
Copy !req
612. Well, you pulled this off.
Copy !req
613. I remember a time when that
seemed pretty impossible, too.
Copy !req
614. I've got a mild inspiration.
Copy !req
615. I'd like to see
if it checks out.
Copy !req
616. So, I'd like to run
one last sim
Copy !req
617. before we pack it in
for the night.
Copy !req
618. This time, in the shape
of a Mobius strip,
Copy !req
619. inverted, please.
Copy !req
620. Processing.
Copy !req
621. Right, give me the eigenvalue
of that particle...
Copy !req
622. factoring in spectral decomp.
Copy !req
623. - That'll take a second.
- Just a moment.
Copy !req
624. And don't worry if it doesn't
pan out. I'm just kinda...
Copy !req
625. Model rendered.
Copy !req
626. Shit!
Copy !req
627. Shit!
Copy !req
628. What are you
doing up, little miss?
Copy !req
629. - Shit.
- Nope. We don't say that.
Copy !req
630. Only Mommy says that word.
Copy !req
631. She coined it.
It belongs to her.
Copy !req
632. Why are you up?
Copy !req
633. 'Cause I've got some
important shit going on here!
Copy !req
634. Why do you think?
Copy !req
635. No, I got something
on my mind.
Copy !req
636. I got something on my mind.
Copy !req
637. Was it juice pops?
Copy !req
638. Sure was.
Copy !req
639. That's extortion.
That's a word.
Copy !req
640. What kind you want?
Copy !req
641. Great minds think alike.
Copy !req
642. Juice pops exactly...
Copy !req
643. was on my mind.
Copy !req
644. You done? Yeah?
Copy !req
645. Now you are.
Copy !req
646. Here. Wipe.
Copy !req
647. Good. That face goes there.
Copy !req
648. Tell me a story.
Copy !req
649. A story.
Copy !req
650. Once upon a time,
Maguna went to bed. The end.
Copy !req
651. That is a horrible story.
Copy !req
652. Come on,
that's your favorite story.
Copy !req
653. Love you tons.
Copy !req
654. I love you 3,000.
Copy !req
655. Wow.
Copy !req
656. 3,000.
That's crazy.
Copy !req
657. Go to bed
or I'll sell all your toys.
Copy !req
658. Night night.
Copy !req
659. Not that it's a competition...
Copy !req
660. but she loves me 3,000.
Copy !req
661. Does she, now?
Copy !req
662. You were somewhere in
the low 6 to 900 range.
Copy !req
663. Whatcha reading?
Copy !req
664. Just a book on composting.
Copy !req
665. What's new with composting?
Copy !req
666. - Interesting science...
- I figured it out.
Copy !req
667. By the way.
Copy !req
668. And, you know,
Copy !req
669. just so we're talking
about the same thing...
Copy !req
670. Time travel.
Copy !req
671. What?
Copy !req
672. Wow.
Copy !req
673. That's amazing...
Copy !req
674. and terrifying.
Copy !req
675. That's right.
Copy !req
676. We got really lucky.
Copy !req
677. Yeah.
Copy !req
678. I know.
Copy !req
679. A lot of people didn't.
Copy !req
680. Nope. And I can't
help everybody.
Copy !req
681. Sorta seems like you can.
Copy !req
682. Not if I stop.
Copy !req
683. I can put a pin in it
right now and stop.
Copy !req
684. Tony...
Copy !req
685. trying to get you to stop...
Copy !req
686. has been one of the few
failures of my entire life.
Copy !req
687. Something tells me...
Copy !req
688. I should put it in a lockbox
Copy !req
689. and drop it
to the bottom of the lake...
Copy !req
690. and go to bed.
Copy !req
691. But would you be able to rest?
Copy !req
692. Okay, here we go.
Time travel test number one.
Copy !req
693. Scott, fire up...
Copy !req
694. the, uh, van thing.
Copy !req
695. Breakers are set.
Copy !req
696. Emergency generators
are on standby.
Copy !req
697. Good, because
if we blow the grid,
Copy !req
698. I don't want to lose, uh,
Tiny here in the 1950s.
Copy !req
699. - Excuse me?
- He's kidding.
Copy !req
700. You can't say things
like that.
Copy !req
701. It was a bad joke.
Copy !req
702. You were kidding, right?
Copy !req
703. I have no idea. We're talking
about time travel here.
Copy !req
704. Either it's all a joke,
or none of it is.
Copy !req
705. We're good!
Copy !req
706. Get your helmet on.
Copy !req
707. Scott, I'm gonna
send you back a week...
Copy !req
708. let you walk around
for an hour,
Copy !req
709. then bring you back
in 10 seconds.
Copy !req
710. Make sense?
Copy !req
711. Perfectly not confusing.
Copy !req
712. Good luck, Scott.
You got this.
Copy !req
713. You're right.
I do, Captain America.
Copy !req
714. On a count of three...
Copy !req
715. Three, two, one.
Copy !req
716. Uh... Guys?
Copy !req
717. This doesn't feel right.
Copy !req
718. What is this?
Copy !req
719. - What's going on?
- Who is that?
Copy !req
720. - Hold on.
- Is that Scott?
Copy !req
721. Yes, it's Scott.
Copy !req
722. - What's going on, Bruce?
- Oh, my back!
Copy !req
723. - What is this?
- Hold on a second.
Copy !req
724. Could I get
a little space here?
Copy !req
725. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you bring him back?
Copy !req
726. I'm working on it.
Copy !req
727. It's a baby.
Copy !req
728. - It's Scott.
- As a baby.
Copy !req
729. - He'll grow.
- Bring Scott back.
Copy !req
730. When I say kill the power,
kill the power.
Copy !req
731. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
732. And... kill it!
Copy !req
733. Somebody peed my pants.
Copy !req
734. Oh, thank God.
Copy !req
735. But I don't know
if it was baby me or old me.
Copy !req
736. Or just me me.
Copy !req
737. Time travel!
Copy !req
738. What?
Copy !req
739. I see this as an absolute win.
Copy !req
740. Why the long face?
Copy !req
741. Let me guess,
he turned into a baby.
Copy !req
742. Among other things, yeah.
What are you doing here?
Copy !req
743. It's the EPR Paradox.
Copy !req
744. Instead of pushing Lang
through time,
Copy !req
745. you might've wound up...
Copy !req
746. pushing time through Lang.
Copy !req
747. It's tricky, dangerous.
Copy !req
748. Somebody could have
cautioned you against it.
Copy !req
749. You did.
Copy !req
750. Oh, did I?
Copy !req
751. Well, thank God I'm here.
Copy !req
752. Regardless, I fixed it.
Copy !req
753. A fully functioning
time-space GPS.
Copy !req
754. I just want peace.
Copy !req
755. Turns out resentment
is corrosive, and I hate it.
Copy !req
756. Me, too.
Copy !req
757. We got a shot
at getting these stones,
Copy !req
758. but I gotta tell you
my priorities.
Copy !req
759. Bring back what we lost,
I hope, yes.
Copy !req
760. Keep what I found,
I have to, at all costs.
Copy !req
761. And maybe not die trying.
Copy !req
762. Would be nice.
Copy !req
763. Sounds like a deal.
Copy !req
764. Tony, I don't know.
Copy !req
765. Why?
Copy !req
766. He made it for you.
Copy !req
767. Plus, honestly, I have to
get it out of the garage
Copy !req
768. before Morgan
takes it sledding.
Copy !req
769. Thank you, Tony.
Copy !req
770. Will you keep that
a little quiet?
Copy !req
771. Didn't bring one
for the whole team.
Copy !req
772. We are getting
the whole team, yeah?
Copy !req
773. We're working on that
right now.
Copy !req
774. Hey, Humie.
Copy !req
775. Where's Big Green?
Copy !req
776. The kitchen, I think.
Copy !req
777. That's awesome.
Copy !req
778. Rhodey, careful on re-entry.
Copy !req
779. There's an idiot
in the landing zone.
Copy !req
780. Oh, God.
Copy !req
781. What's up,
Regular-Sized Man?
Copy !req
782. Kind of a step down
from the golden palaces
Copy !req
783. and the magic hammers
and whatnot.
Copy !req
784. Hey, have
a little compassion, pal.
Copy !req
785. First, they lost Asgard,
then half their people.
Copy !req
786. They're probably just happy
to have a home.
Copy !req
787. You shouldn't have come.
Copy !req
788. Ah!
Copy !req
789. Valkyrie!
Copy !req
790. Great to see you, angry girl!
Copy !req
791. I think I liked you better
either of the other ways.
Copy !req
792. - This is Rocket.
- How ya doing?
Copy !req
793. He won't see you.
Copy !req
794. It's that bad, huh?
Copy !req
795. We only see him once a month
Copy !req
796. when he comes
in for "supplies."
Copy !req
797. It's that bad.
Copy !req
798. Yeah.
Copy !req
799. What the...?
Copy !req
800. Whew! Something died in here!
Copy !req
801. Hello? Thor!
Copy !req
802. Are you here
about the cable?
Copy !req
803. The Cinemax went out
two weeks ago...
Copy !req
804. and the sports are all
kinda fuzzy and whatnot.
Copy !req
805. Thor?
Copy !req
806. Boys! Oh, my God!
Copy !req
807. Oh, my God,
it's so good to see you!
Copy !req
808. Come here,
cuddly little rascal.
Copy !req
809. Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.
Copy !req
810. That's not necessary.
Copy !req
811. Hulk, you know my friends
Miek and Korg, right?
Copy !req
812. - Hey, boys!
- Hey, guys.
Copy !req
813. Long time no see.
Copy !req
814. Beer's in the bucket.
Copy !req
815. Feel free to log on
to the Wi-Fi.
Copy !req
816. No password, obviously.
Copy !req
817. Thor, he's back.
Copy !req
818. That kid on the TVjust
called me a dickhead again.
Copy !req
819. Noobmaster.
Copy !req
820. Yeah, NoobMaster69
called me a dickhead.
Copy !req
821. I am sick of this.
Copy !req
822. Noobmaster, hey,
it's Thor again.
Copy !req
823. You know, the God of Thunder.
Copy !req
824. Listen, bud, if you don't log
off this game immediately...
Copy !req
825. I am gonna fly over
to your house,
Copy !req
826. come down to that basement
you're hiding in...
Copy !req
827. rip off your arms,
and shove them up your butt!
Copy !req
828. Oh, that's right, yes!
Copy !req
829. Go cry to your father,
you little weasel.
Copy !req
830. Thank you, Thor.
Copy !req
831. Let me know if
he bothers you again, okay?
Copy !req
832. Thank you very much. I will.
Copy !req
833. So, you guys want a drink?
What are we drinking?
Copy !req
834. I've got beer, tequila,
all sorts of things.
Copy !req
835. Buddy.
Copy !req
836. - You all right?
- Yes, I'm fine. Why?
Copy !req
837. Why, don't I look all right?
Copy !req
838. You look
like melted ice cream.
Copy !req
839. So, what's up? You just here
for a hang, or what?
Copy !req
840. - We need your help.
- Mm.
Copy !req
841. There might be a chance
we could fix everything.
Copy !req
842. What, like the cable?
Copy !req
843. 'Cause that's been
driving me bananas for weeks.
Copy !req
844. Like Thanos.
Copy !req
845. Don't say that name.
Copy !req
846. Um, yeah, we don't actually
say that name in here.
Copy !req
847. Please take
your hand off me.
Copy !req
848. Now, I know that guy...
Copy !req
849. might scare you.
Copy !req
850. Why would I be...?
Copy !req
851. Why would I be scared
of that guy?
Copy !req
852. I'm the one
who killed that guy, remember?
Copy !req
853. Hmm.
Copy !req
854. Anyone else here
kill that guy?
Copy !req
855. Nope.
Copy !req
856. Didn't think so.
Copy !req
857. Korg, why don't you, uh,
tell everybody
Copy !req
858. who chopped
Thanos' big head off?
Copy !req
859. Um, Stormbreaker?
Copy !req
860. Who was swinging
Stormbreaker?
Copy !req
861. I get it.
You're in a rough spot, okay?
Copy !req
862. I've been there myself.
Copy !req
863. And you want to know
who helped me out of it?
Copy !req
864. Was it Natasha?
Copy !req
865. It was you.
Copy !req
866. You helped me.
Copy !req
867. So, why don't you ask...
Copy !req
868. the Asgardians down there...
Copy !req
869. how much my help is worth?
Copy !req
870. The ones
that are left, anyway.
Copy !req
871. I think we could
bring them back.
Copy !req
872. Stop.
Copy !req
873. Stop, okay?
Copy !req
874. I know you think I'm down here
Copy !req
875. wallowing in my own
self-pity...
Copy !req
876. waiting to be rescued
and saved...
Copy !req
877. but I'm fine, okay.
We're fine, aren't we?
Copy !req
878. Oh, we're good here, mate.
Copy !req
879. So, whatever it is that you're
offering, we're not into it.
Copy !req
880. Don't care.
Couldn't care less.
Copy !req
881. Goodbye.
Copy !req
882. We need you, pal.
Copy !req
883. There's beer on the ship.
Copy !req
884. What kind?
Copy !req
885. What I want you can't give me.
Copy !req
886. You shouldn't be here.
Copy !req
887. Neither should you.
Copy !req
888. I've got a job to do.
Copy !req
889. Is that what
you're calling this?
Copy !req
890. Killing all these people isn't
gonna bring your family back.
Copy !req
891. We found something.
Copy !req
892. A chance, maybe.
Copy !req
893. Don't.
Copy !req
894. Don't what?
Copy !req
895. Don't give me hope.
Copy !req
896. I'm sorry I couldn't
give it to you sooner.
Copy !req
897. You're drifting left.
Copy !req
898. One side there, Lebowski.
Copy !req
899. Ratchet, how's it going?
Copy !req
900. It's Rocket.
Copy !req
901. Take it easy. You're only
a genius on Earth, pal.
Copy !req
902. Time travel suit,
not bad.
Copy !req
903. Hey, hey, hey!
Easy! Easy!
Copy !req
904. I'm being very careful.
Copy !req
905. No, you're being very Hulky.
Copy !req
906. I'm being careful.
Copy !req
907. These are Pym Particles,
all right?
Copy !req
908. And ever since
Hank Pym got snapped
Copy !req
909. out of existence, this is it.
Copy !req
910. This is what we have.
We're not making any more.
Copy !req
911. - Scott, calm down.
- Sorry.
Copy !req
912. We've got enough for one
round-trip each. That's it.
Copy !req
913. No do-overs.
Copy !req
914. Plus two test runs.
Copy !req
915. One test run.
Copy !req
916. All right.
I'm not ready for this.
Copy !req
917. I'm game.
Copy !req
918. I'll do it.
Copy !req
919. Clint, now you're gonna feel
Copy !req
920. a little discombobulated
from the chronoshift.
Copy !req
921. Don't worry about that.
Copy !req
922. Wait a second.
Let me ask you something.
Copy !req
923. If we can do this, you know...
Copy !req
924. go back in time, why don't
we just find baby Thanos?
Copy !req
925. You know, and...
Copy !req
926. First of all, that's horrible.
Copy !req
927. It's Thanos.
Copy !req
928. And secondly,
time doesn't work that way.
Copy !req
929. Changing the past
doesn't change the future.
Copy !req
930. Look, we go back,
we get the stones
Copy !req
931. before Thanos gets them...
Copy !req
932. Thanos doesn't have
the stones. Problem solved.
Copy !req
933. - Bingo.
- That's not how it works.
Copy !req
934. Well, that's what I heard.
Copy !req
935. Wait, but who?
Who told you that?
Copy !req
936. Star Trek,
Terminator, Timecop...
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937. - Time After Time.
- Quantum Leap.
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938. Wrinkle in Time,
Somewhere in Time.
Copy !req
939. Hot Tub Time Machine.
Copy !req
940. Bill and Ted's
Excellent Adventure.
Copy !req
941. Basically, any movie
that deals with time travel.
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942. Die Hard.
No, that's not one.
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943. This is known.
Copy !req
944. I don't know
why everyone believes that,
Copy !req
945. but that isn't true.
Copy !req
946. Think about it.
If you travel to the past...
Copy !req
947. that past becomes
your future...
Copy !req
948. and your former present
becomes the past...
Copy !req
949. which can't now be changed
by your new future.
Copy !req
950. Exactly.
Copy !req
951. So Back to the Future
is a bunch of bullshit?
Copy !req
952. All right, Clint.
Copy !req
953. We're going in three, two...
Copy !req
954. one.
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955. Cooper?
Copy !req
956. Where are my headphones?
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957. Lila?
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958. - I never had them.
- Lila?
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959. Yeah,
you had them yesterday!
Copy !req
960. Lila! Lila!
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961. Yeah, Dad?
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962. Dad?
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963. Lila!
Copy !req
964. Hey. Hey, look at me.
Copy !req
965. You okay?
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966. Yeah. Yeah.
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967. It worked.
Copy !req
968. It worked.
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969. Okay, so the how works.
Copy !req
970. Now, we gotta figure out
the when and the where.
Copy !req
971. Almost everyone in this room
has had an encounter...
Copy !req
972. with at least one of
the six Infinity Stones.
Copy !req
973. Or substitute
the word "encounter"...
Copy !req
974. for "damn near been killed"
Copy !req
975. by one of
the six Infinity Stones.
Copy !req
976. Well, I haven't...
Copy !req
977. but I don't even know
Copy !req
978. what the hell
you're all talking about.
Copy !req
979. Regardless, we only have
enough Pym Particles
Copy !req
980. for one round-trip each.
Copy !req
981. And these stones have been
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982. in a lot of different places
throughout history.
Copy !req
983. Our history.
Copy !req
984. So, not a lot of convenient
spots to just drop in, yeah?
Copy !req
985. Which means we have to
pick our targets.
Copy !req
986. Correct.
Copy !req
987. So, let's start
with the Aether.
Copy !req
988. Thor, what do you know?
Copy !req
989. Is he asleep?
Copy !req
990. No, no.
I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Copy !req
991. Uh, where to start? Um...
Copy !req
992. The Aether, firstly,
is not a stone.
Copy !req
993. Someone called it
a stone before.
Copy !req
994. Um, it's more of an angry
sludge sort of a thing...
Copy !req
995. so someone's gonna need
to amend that
Copy !req
996. and stop saying that.
Copy !req
997. Here's an interesting story,
though, about the Aether.
Copy !req
998. My grandfather,
many years ago...
Copy !req
999. had to hide the stone
from the Dark Elves.
Copy !req
1000. Ooh. Scary beings.
Copy !req
1001. So, Jane, actually...
Copy !req
1002. Oh, there she is.
Copy !req
1003. Yeah, so Jane was
an old flame of mine.
Copy !req
1004. You know, she stuck her hand
inside a rock this one time...
Copy !req
1005. and then the Aether
stuck itself inside her...
Copy !req
1006. and she became
very, very sick.
Copy !req
1007. And so I had to
take her to Asgard,
Copy !req
1008. which is where I'm from...
Copy !req
1009. and we had to try and fix her.
Copy !req
1010. We were dating at the time,
you see...
Copy !req
1011. and I got to introduce her
to my mother...
Copy !req
1012. who's dead and, um...
Copy !req
1013. Oh, you know, Jane and I
Copy !req
1014. aren't even
dating anymore, so...
Copy !req
1015. Yes, these things happen,
though. You know?
Copy !req
1016. Nothing lasts forever.
The only thing that...
Copy !req
1017. - Why don't you come sit down?
- I'm not done yet.
Copy !req
1018. The only thing
that is permanent in life
Copy !req
1019. is impermanence.
Copy !req
1020. Awesome.
Eggs? Breakfast?
Copy !req
1021. No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.
Copy !req
1022. Quill said he stole
the Power Stone from Morag.
Copy !req
1023. - Is that a person?
- No, Morag's a planet.
Copy !req
1024. Quill was a person.
Copy !req
1025. Like a planet?
Like in outer space?
Copy !req
1026. Oh, look.
Copy !req
1027. It's like a little puppy,
all happy and everything.
Copy !req
1028. Do you wanna go to space?
You wanna go to space, puppy?
Copy !req
1029. I'll take you to space.
Copy !req
1030. Thanos found
the Soul Stone on Vormir.
Copy !req
1031. What is Vormir?
Copy !req
1032. A dominion of death...
Copy !req
1033. at the very center
of celestial existence.
Copy !req
1034. It's where
Thanos murdered my sister.
Copy !req
1035. Not it.
Copy !req
1036. - That Time Stone guy.
- Doctor Strange.
Copy !req
1037. Yeah,
what kind of doctor was he?
Copy !req
1038. Ear-nose-throat
meets rabbit-from-hat.
Copy !req
1039. Nice place
in the Village, though.
Copy !req
1040. Yeah,
on Sullivan Street?
Copy !req
1041. Mm... Bleecker Street.
Copy !req
1042. Wait, he lived in New York?
Copy !req
1043. No, he lived in Toronto.
Copy !req
1044. Uh, yeah,
on Bleecker and Sullivan.
Copy !req
1045. Have you been listening
to anything?
Copy !req
1046. Guys.
Copy !req
1047. If you pick the right year,
Copy !req
1048. there are three stones
in New York.
Copy !req
1049. Shut the front door.
Copy !req
1050. All right.
We have a plan.
Copy !req
1051. Six stones, three teams,
one shot.
Copy !req
1052. Five years ago,
we lost.
Copy !req
1053. All of us.
Copy !req
1054. We lost friends.
Copy !req
1055. We lost family.
Copy !req
1056. We lost a part of ourselves.
Copy !req
1057. Today, we have a chance
to take it all back.
Copy !req
1058. You know your teams.
You know your missions.
Copy !req
1059. Get the stones. Get them back.
Copy !req
1060. One round-trip each.
Copy !req
1061. No mistakes...
Copy !req
1062. no do-overs.
Copy !req
1063. Most of us are going
somewhere we know.
Copy !req
1064. That doesn't mean
we should know what to expect.
Copy !req
1065. Be careful.
Copy !req
1066. Look out for each other.
Copy !req
1067. This is the fight
of our lives...
Copy !req
1068. and we're gonna win.
Copy !req
1069. Whatever it takes.
Copy !req
1070. Good luck.
Copy !req
1071. He's pretty good at that.
Copy !req
1072. - Right?
- All right.
Copy !req
1073. You heard the man.
Copy !req
1074. Stroke those keys,
Jolly Green.
Copy !req
1075. Trackers engaged.
Copy !req
1076. You promise to bring that back
in one piece, right?
Copy !req
1077. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1078. Okay, I'll do my best.
Copy !req
1079. As promises go,
that was pretty lame.
Copy !req
1080. See ya in a minute.
Copy !req
1081. All right, we all have
our assignments.
Copy !req
1082. Two stones uptown,
one stone down.
Copy !req
1083. Stay low.
Keep an eye on the clock.
Copy !req
1084. Maybe smash
a few things along the way.
Copy !req
1085. I think it's gratuitous,
but whatever.
Copy !req
1086. I'd be careful going that way.
Copy !req
1087. We just had the floors waxed.
Copy !req
1088. Yeah, I'm looking
for Doctor Strange.
Copy !req
1089. You're about
five years too early.
Copy !req
1090. Stephen Strange is currently
performing surgery
Copy !req
1091. about 20 blocks that way.
Copy !req
1092. What do you want from him?
Copy !req
1093. That, actually.
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1094. Ah!
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1095. I'm afraid not.
Copy !req
1096. Sorry, but I wasn't asking.
Copy !req
1097. You don't want to do this.
Copy !req
1098. Ah, you're right, I don't.
But I need that stone...
Copy !req
1099. and I don't have time
to debate it.
Copy !req
1100. Let's start over, shall we?
Copy !req
1101. For you, Lady Jane.
Copy !req
1102. Um, so you have anything
with pants?
Copy !req
1103. Pants?
Copy !req
1104. Never mind.
These will be fine. Thank you.
Copy !req
1105. - Yes, milady.
- Oh, there's Jane.
Copy !req
1106. All right.
Copy !req
1107. Here's the deal, tubby.
Copy !req
1108. You're gonna charm her,
Copy !req
1109. and I'm gonna poke her
with this thing...
Copy !req
1110. and extract the Reality Stone,
and get gone lickety-split.
Copy !req
1111. I'll be right back, okay?
Copy !req
1112. The wine cellar
is just down here.
Copy !req
1113. My father used to have this
huge barrel of Aakonian ale.
Copy !req
1114. I'll see if the scullery has
a couple of to-go cups.
Copy !req
1115. Hey. Hey! Aren't you
drunk enough already?
Copy !req
1116. If you could send Loki
some soup.
Copy !req
1117. Yes, milady.
Copy !req
1118. And ask our librarians
Copy !req
1119. to pull some volumes
from the astronomy shelf.
Copy !req
1120. Who's the fancy broad?
Copy !req
1121. That's my mother.
Copy !req
1122. She dies today.
Copy !req
1123. Oh, that is today?
Copy !req
1124. I can't do this.
I can't do this.
Copy !req
1125. I shouldn't be here.
I shouldn't have come.
Copy !req
1126. It's a bad idea!
Copy !req
1127. - Come here.
- No, no, no.
Copy !req
1128. I think I'm having
a panic attack.
Copy !req
1129. Come here. Right here.
Copy !req
1130. I shouldn't be here.
This is bad.
Copy !req
1131. You think you're the only one
who lost people?
Copy !req
1132. What do you think
we're doing here?
Copy !req
1133. I lost the only family
I ever had.
Copy !req
1134. Quill, Groot, Drax,
the chick with the antenna...
Copy !req
1135. all gone.
Copy !req
1136. I get you miss your mom...
Copy !req
1137. but she's gone.
Copy !req
1138. Really gone.
Copy !req
1139. And there are plenty of people
who are only kind of gone...
Copy !req
1140. and you can help them.
Copy !req
1141. So, is it too much to ask
Copy !req
1142. that you brush the crumbs
out of your beard...
Copy !req
1143. make schmoopy talk
to Pretty Pants...
Copy !req
1144. and when she's not looking,
suck out the Infinity Stone...
Copy !req
1145. and help me
get my family back?
Copy !req
1146. Okay.
Copy !req
1147. Are you crying?
Copy !req
1148. No.
Copy !req
1149. Yes.
Copy !req
1150. I feel like I'm losing it.
Copy !req
1151. Get it together!
Copy !req
1152. You can do this.
Copy !req
1153. You can do this.
Copy !req
1154. All right?
Copy !req
1155. Yes, I can.
Copy !req
1156. Good.
Copy !req
1157. I can do this. I can do this.
Copy !req
1158. I can't do this.
Copy !req
1159. All right, heartbreaker,
she's alone.
Copy !req
1160. This is our shot.
Copy !req
1161. Thor? Thor!
Copy !req
1162. All right,
bring it down, Blue.
Copy !req
1163. Right on that line. That's it.
Down, down.
Copy !req
1164. Hey, can we hurry it up?
Copy !req
1165. Guys, chop-chop. Come on.
We're on the clock.
Copy !req
1166. All that is really helpful.
Copy !req
1167. - Take care, okay?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1168. Get that stone and come back.
No messing around.
Copy !req
1169. - Hey.
- We got this.
Copy !req
1170. - Let's get it done.
- Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1171. I'll see you back.
Copy !req
1172. You guys watch
each other's six.
Copy !req
1173. Yeah.
Copy !req
1174. Coordinates for Vormir
are laid in.
Copy !req
1175. All they have to do
is not fall out.
Copy !req
1176. We're a long way
from Budapest.
Copy !req
1177. Okay, so, uh...
Copy !req
1178. we just wait around for
this Quill guy to show up...
Copy !req
1179. and then he leads us to
the Power Stone, is that it?
Copy !req
1180. Let's take cover.
Copy !req
1181. We're not the only ones in
2014 looking for the stones.
Copy !req
1182. Wait a minute. What are you
talking about right now?
Copy !req
1183. Who else is looking
for these stones?
Copy !req
1184. My father...
Copy !req
1185. my sister...
Copy !req
1186. and me.
Copy !req
1187. And you?
Copy !req
1188. Where are you right now?
Copy !req
1189. You're welcome.
Copy !req
1190. I didn't ask for your help.
Copy !req
1191. And yet, you always need it.
Copy !req
1192. Get up. Father wants us
back on the ship.
Copy !req
1193. Why?
Copy !req
1194. He's found an Infinity Stone.
Copy !req
1195. Where?
Copy !req
1196. On a planet
called Morag.
Copy !req
1197. Father's plan
is finally in motion.
Copy !req
1198. One stone isn't six, Nebula.
Copy !req
1199. It's a start.
Copy !req
1200. If he gets all of them...
Copy !req
1201. Ronan's located
the Power Stone.
Copy !req
1202. I'm dispatching you
to his ship.
Copy !req
1203. He won't like that.
Copy !req
1204. His alternative is death.
Copy !req
1205. Ronan's obsession...
Copy !req
1206. clouds his judgment.
Copy !req
1207. We will not fail you, Father.
Copy !req
1208. No, you won't.
Copy !req
1209. I swear...
Copy !req
1210. I will make you proud.
Copy !req
1211. we just wait around for
this Quill guy to show up...
Copy !req
1212. and then he leads us to
the Power Stone, is that it?
Copy !req
1213. Let's take cover.
Copy !req
1214. We're not the only ones in
2014 looking for the stones.
Copy !req
1215. Who was that?
Copy !req
1216. I don't know.
Copy !req
1217. My head is splitting.
I don't know.
Copy !req
1218. Her synaptic drive was
probably damaged in battle.
Copy !req
1219. Shh.
Copy !req
1220. Bring her to my ship.
Copy !req
1221. Better hustle, Cap.
Copy !req
1222. Things look like they're
just about wrapped up here.
Copy !req
1223. Got it. I'm
approaching the elevator now.
Copy !req
1224. If it's all the same
to you...
Copy !req
1225. I'll have that drink now.
Copy !req
1226. All right,
get him on his feet.
Copy !req
1227. We can all stand around
posing up a storm later.
Copy !req
1228. By the way,
feel free to clean up.
Copy !req
1229. Mr. Rogers, I almost
forgot that that suit...
Copy !req
1230. did nothing for your ass.
Copy !req
1231. No one
asked you to look, Tony.
Copy !req
1232. It's ridiculous.
Copy !req
1233. I think you look great, Cap.
Copy !req
1234. As far as I'm concerned,
that's America's ass.
Copy !req
1235. Who gets the, uh, magic wand?
Copy !req
1236. S.T.R.I.K.E. team's
Copy !req
1237. coming to secure it.
Copy !req
1238. We can take that
off your hands.
Copy !req
1239. By all means.
Copy !req
1240. Careful with that thing.
Copy !req
1241. Yeah, unless you want
your mind erased.
Copy !req
1242. And not in a fun way.
Copy !req
1243. We promise to be careful.
Copy !req
1244. Who are these guys?
Copy !req
1245. They are S.H.I.E.L.D.
Copy !req
1246. Well, actually Hydra,
but we didn't know that yet.
Copy !req
1247. Seriously?
You didn't?
Copy !req
1248. I mean,
they look like bad guys.
Copy !req
1249. You're small,
but you're talking loud.
Copy !req
1250. On my way down to coordinate
search and rescue.
Copy !req
1251. I mean, honestly, how do you
keep your food down?
Copy !req
1252. Shut up.
Copy !req
1253. Ooh. All right, you're up,
little buddy.
Copy !req
1254. There's our stone.
Copy !req
1255. All right.
Copy !req
1256. Flick me.
Copy !req
1257. - Move.
- Hey.
Copy !req
1258. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Hey, hey. Buddy!
Copy !req
1259. What do you think? Maximum
occupancy has been reached.
Copy !req
1260. Take the stairs.
Copy !req
1261. Yeah. Stop, stop.
Copy !req
1262. "Take the stairs."
Hate the stairs.
Copy !req
1263. All right, Cap, I got
our scepter in the elevator...
Copy !req
1264. just passing the 80th floor.
Copy !req
1265. On it.
Copy !req
1266. Head to the lobby.
Copy !req
1267. All right,
I'll see you there.
Copy !req
1268. Evidence secure.
Copy !req
1269. We're en route to Doctor List.
Copy !req
1270. No. No hitches at all,
Mr. Secretary.
Copy !req
1271. Captain.
Copy !req
1272. I thought
you were coordinating
Copy !req
1273. search and rescue.
Copy !req
1274. Change of plans.
Copy !req
1275. Hey, Cap.
Copy !req
1276. Rumlow.
Copy !req
1277. I just got a call
from the secretary.
Copy !req
1278. I'm gonna be running point
on the scepter.
Copy !req
1279. Sir?
I don't understand.
Copy !req
1280. We got word there may be
an attempt to steal it.
Copy !req
1281. Sorry, Cap.
Copy !req
1282. We can't give you the scepter.
Copy !req
1283. I'm gonna have to call
the director.
Copy !req
1284. That's okay. Trust me.
Copy !req
1285. Hail Hydra.
Copy !req
1286. So many stairs!
Copy !req
1287. Thumbelina, do you copy?
I've got eyes on the prize.
Copy !req
1288. It is go time.
Copy !req
1289. Bombs away.
Copy !req
1290. Is that Axe Body Spray?
Copy !req
1291. Yeah, I had a can in the desk
for emergencies. Relax.
Copy !req
1292. Can we focus, please?
Copy !req
1293. I'm going inside you...
Copy !req
1294. now.
Copy !req
1295. Uh, may I ask you
where you're going?
Copy !req
1296. Bit of lunch and then Asgard.
I'm sorry, you are...?
Copy !req
1297. Alexander Pierce.
Copy !req
1298. He's the man above the folks
Copy !req
1299. - behind Nick Fury.
- Oh.
Copy !req
1300. My friends call me
Mr. Secretary.
Copy !req
1301. I'm gonna have to ask you
Copy !req
1302. to turn that prisoner
over to me.
Copy !req
1303. Uh, Loki will be answering
to Odin himself.
Copy !req
1304. No, he's going
to answer to us.
Copy !req
1305. Odin can have what's left.
Copy !req
1306. And I'm gonna need that case.
Copy !req
1307. That's been S.H.I.E.L.D.
property for over 70 years.
Copy !req
1308. Hand over the case, Stark.
Copy !req
1309. All right,
move it, Stuart Little.
Copy !req
1310. Things are getting dicey
out here. Let's go.
Copy !req
1311. I'm not gonna argue who's got
the higher authority here...
Copy !req
1312. You promise me
you won't die?
Copy !req
1313. We're only giving me
a mild cardiac dysrhythmia.
Copy !req
1314. That doesn't sound mild.
Copy !req
1315. I need the case.
Copy !req
1316. I know you got a lot of pull,
I'm just saying,
Copy !req
1317. - jurisdiction...
- Okay, then give me the case.
Copy !req
1318. Well, jurisdiction...
Copy !req
1319. Hand it over.
Copy !req
1320. Do it, Lang!
Copy !req
1321. Get your hands off me.
Copy !req
1322. Window's closing. Pull my pin.
Copy !req
1323. Here goes!
Copy !req
1324. - Stark?
- Stark?
Copy !req
1325. He's convulsing.
Give him air!
Copy !req
1326. - Medic!
- Medic!
Copy !req
1327. Give these guys some help.
Copy !req
1328. Speak to me.
Copy !req
1329. Stark,
is it your chest machine?
Copy !req
1330. Breathe, breathe.
Copy !req
1331. Good job.
Meet me in the alley.
Copy !req
1332. I'm gonna grab a quick slice.
Copy !req
1333. No stairs!
Copy !req
1334. Uh... Come on, Stark,
stay with us.
Copy !req
1335. I'm going to try something.
Okay?
Copy !req
1336. I have no idea
if it's going to work.
Copy !req
1337. Yes!
Copy !req
1338. Oh, that worked a treat.
Copy !req
1339. Dude, that was so crazy.
Copy !req
1340. I had no idea
if that was gonna work.
Copy !req
1341. - The case.
- The case is, uh...
Copy !req
1342. Where's the case?
Where's Loki?
Copy !req
1343. Loki!
Copy !req
1344. That wasn't supposed
to happen, was it?
Copy !req
1345. Oh, we blew it.
Copy !req
1346. Loki?
Copy !req
1347. Tony, what's going on?
Copy !req
1348. Tell me you found that Cube.
Copy !req
1349. Oh, you gotta be shitting me.
Copy !req
1350. I have eyes on Loki.
14th floor.
Copy !req
1351. I'm not Loki...
Copy !req
1352. and I don't wanna hurt you.
Copy !req
1353. I can do this all day.
Copy !req
1354. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
1355. I know.
Copy !req
1356. Where did you get this?
Copy !req
1357. Bucky is alive.
Copy !req
1358. What?
Copy !req
1359. That is America's ass.
Copy !req
1360. Please, please.
Copy !req
1361. I'm sorry,
I can't help you, Bruce.
Copy !req
1362. If I give up the Time Stone
Copy !req
1363. to help your reality,
I'm dooming my own.
Copy !req
1364. With all due respect,
all right...
Copy !req
1365. I'm not sure the science
really supports that.
Copy !req
1366. The Infinity Stones create
Copy !req
1367. what you experience
as the flow of time.
Copy !req
1368. Remove one of the stones...
Copy !req
1369. and that flow splits.
Copy !req
1370. Now, this may benefit
your reality...
Copy !req
1371. but my new one, not so much.
Copy !req
1372. In this new branch reality...
Copy !req
1373. without our chief weapon
Copy !req
1374. against the forces
of darkness...
Copy !req
1375. our world would be overrun.
Copy !req
1376. Millions will suffer.
Copy !req
1377. So, tell me, Doctor.
Copy !req
1378. Can your science
prevent all that?
Copy !req
1379. No...
Copy !req
1380. but we can erase it.
Copy !req
1381. Because once we're done
with the stones...
Copy !req
1382. we can return each one
to its own timeline...
Copy !req
1383. at the moment it was taken.
Copy !req
1384. So, chronologically...
Copy !req
1385. in that reality...
Copy !req
1386. it never left.
Copy !req
1387. Yes, but you're leaving out
the most important part.
Copy !req
1388. In order to return the stones,
you have to survive.
Copy !req
1389. We will. I will. I promise.
Copy !req
1390. I can't risk this reality
on a promise.
Copy !req
1391. It's the duty
of the Sorcerer Supreme
Copy !req
1392. to protect the Time Stone.
Copy !req
1393. Then why the hell did
Strange give it away?
Copy !req
1394. What did you say?
Copy !req
1395. Strange. He gave it away.
He gave it to Thanos.
Copy !req
1396. - Willingly?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1397. - Why?
- I have no idea.
Copy !req
1398. Maybe he made a mistake.
Copy !req
1399. Or I did.
Copy !req
1400. Strange is meant to be
the best of us.
Copy !req
1401. So, he must've done it
for a reason.
Copy !req
1402. I fear you might be right.
Copy !req
1403. Thank you.
Copy !req
1404. I'm counting on you, Bruce.
Copy !req
1405. We all are.
Copy !req
1406. Run diagnostics.
Copy !req
1407. Show me her memory file.
Copy !req
1408. Sire, the file
appears entangled.
Copy !req
1409. It was a memory, but not hers.
Copy !req
1410. There's another
consciousness...
Copy !req
1411. sharing her network.
Copy !req
1412. Another Nebula.
Copy !req
1413. Impossible.
Copy !req
1414. This duplicate
carries a time stamp...
Copy !req
1415. from nine years in the future.
Copy !req
1416. Where is this other Nebula?
Copy !req
1417. In our solar system
on Morag.
Copy !req
1418. Can you access her?
Copy !req
1419. Yes, the two are linked.
Copy !req
1420. Search the duplicate's
memories...
Copy !req
1421. for Infinity Stones.
Copy !req
1422. And these stones have been
Copy !req
1423. in a lot of different places
throughout history.
Copy !req
1424. Our history.
Copy !req
1425. So, not a lot
of convenient spots
Copy !req
1426. to just drop in.
Copy !req
1427. Which means
we have to pick our targets.
Copy !req
1428. - Correct.
- Freeze image.
Copy !req
1429. Terrans.
Copy !req
1430. Avengers.
Copy !req
1431. Unruly wretches.
Copy !req
1432. What's that reflection?
Copy !req
1433. Amplify this, Maw.
Copy !req
1434. I don't understand.
Copy !req
1435. Two Nebulas.
Copy !req
1436. No.
The same Nebula...
Copy !req
1437. from two different times.
Copy !req
1438. Set course for Morag.
Copy !req
1439. And scan
the duplicate's memories.
Copy !req
1440. I wanna see everything.
Copy !req
1441. My ladies, I'll see you after.
Copy !req
1442. I'll see you after.
Go on ahead.
Copy !req
1443. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1444. Oh, God!
Copy !req
1445. You're better off leaving
the sneaking to your brother.
Copy !req
1446. No, I wasn't sneaking.
I was just going for a walk.
Copy !req
1447. What are you wearing?
Copy !req
1448. I always wear this.
It's one of my favorites.
Copy !req
1449. Mm...
Copy !req
1450. What's wrong with your eye?
Copy !req
1451. Oh, my eye.
Copy !req
1452. Remember the, uh,
Battle of Harokin...
Copy !req
1453. when I got hit in the face
Copy !req
1454. with the broadsword?
Copy !req
1455. You're not the Thor
I know at all, are you?
Copy !req
1456. Yes, I am.
Copy !req
1457. The future hasn't been kind
to you, has it?
Copy !req
1458. I didn't say
I was from the future.
Copy !req
1459. I was raised by witches, boy.
Copy !req
1460. I see with more than eyes,
you know that.
Copy !req
1461. Yeah,
I'm totally from the future.
Copy !req
1462. Yes, you are, honey.
Copy !req
1463. I really need to talk to you.
Copy !req
1464. We can talk.
Copy !req
1465. His head was over there...
Copy !req
1466. and his body over there...
Copy !req
1467. I mean, what was
the point? I was too late.
Copy !req
1468. I was just standing there.
Copy !req
1469. Some idiot with an axe.
Copy !req
1470. Now, you're no idiot.
Copy !req
1471. You're here, aren't you?
Copy !req
1472. Seeking counsel from
the wisest person in Asgard.
Copy !req
1473. I am. Yes.
Copy !req
1474. Idiot, no.
Copy !req
1475. A failure?
Copy !req
1476. Absolutely.
Copy !req
1477. That's a little bit harsh.
Copy !req
1478. Do you know
what that makes you?
Copy !req
1479. Just like everyone else.
Copy !req
1480. I'm not supposed to be
like everyone else, am I?
Copy !req
1481. Mm.
Copy !req
1482. Everyone fails at who
they're supposed to be, Thor.
Copy !req
1483. The measure of a person,
of a hero...
Copy !req
1484. is how well they succeed
at being who they are.
Copy !req
1485. I've really missed you, Mom.
Copy !req
1486. Thor! I got it!
Copy !req
1487. Get that rabbit!
Copy !req
1488. Mom, I have to tell you
something.
Copy !req
1489. No, son, you don't.
Copy !req
1490. You're here to repair
your future, not mine.
Copy !req
1491. This is about your future.
Copy !req
1492. Uh, it's none of my business.
Copy !req
1493. Hi.
Copy !req
1494. You must be Mom.
Copy !req
1495. I got the thing.
Come on. We gotta move.
Copy !req
1496. Oh, I wish we had more time.
Copy !req
1497. No, this was a gift.
Copy !req
1498. Now you go and be the man
you're meant to be.
Copy !req
1499. - I love you, Mom.
- I love you.
Copy !req
1500. And eat a salad.
Copy !req
1501. Come on, we gotta go.
Copy !req
1502. - Goodbye.
- Three...
Copy !req
1503. - Two...
- No, wait!
Copy !req
1504. What am I looking at?
Copy !req
1505. Oh, sometimes
it takes a second.
Copy !req
1506. I'm still worthy.
Copy !req
1507. Oh, boy.
Copy !req
1508. - Goodbye, Mom.
- Goodbye.
Copy !req
1509. So, he's an idiot?
Copy !req
1510. Yeah.
Copy !req
1511. What's that?
Copy !req
1512. The tool of a thief.
Copy !req
1513. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
1514. This is the part
where spikes come out...
Copy !req
1515. with skeletons on the end
of them and everything.
Copy !req
1516. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1517. When you break into
a place called
Copy !req
1518. "The Temple
of the Power Stone"...
Copy !req
1519. there's gonna be
a bunch of booby traps.
Copy !req
1520. - Oh, my God.
- Okay. All right. Go ahead.
Copy !req
1521. I wasn't always like this.
Copy !req
1522. Me either.
Copy !req
1523. But we work
with what we got, right?
Copy !req
1524. Hmm.
Copy !req
1525. Let's sync up.
Copy !req
1526. Three, two, one.
Copy !req
1527. You murdered trillions!
Copy !req
1528. You should be grateful.
Copy !req
1529. Where are the stones?
Copy !req
1530. Gone.
Copy !req
1531. Reduced to atoms.
Copy !req
1532. You used them
two days ago!
Copy !req
1533. I used the stones
to destroy the stones.
Copy !req
1534. It nearly killed me.
Copy !req
1535. But the work is done.
Copy !req
1536. It always will be.
Copy !req
1537. I am inevitable.
Copy !req
1538. What did you do to them?
Copy !req
1539. Nothing.
Copy !req
1540. Yet.
Copy !req
1541. They're not trying
to stop something
Copy !req
1542. I'm going to do in our time.
Copy !req
1543. They're trying
to undo something
Copy !req
1544. I've already done in theirs.
Copy !req
1545. The stones.
Copy !req
1546. I found them all.
Copy !req
1547. I won.
Copy !req
1548. Tipped the cosmic scales
to balance.
Copy !req
1549. This is your future.
Copy !req
1550. It's my destiny.
Copy !req
1551. My father is many things.
Copy !req
1552. A liar is not one of them.
Copy !req
1553. Ah.
Copy !req
1554. Thank you, daughter.
Copy !req
1555. Perhaps I treated you
too harshly.
Copy !req
1556. And that is destiny fulfilled.
Copy !req
1557. Sire...
Copy !req
1558. your daughter...
Copy !req
1559. No!
Copy !req
1560. is a traitor.
Copy !req
1561. That's not me.
It's not, I could never...
Copy !req
1562. I would never betray you.
Copy !req
1563. Never. Never.
Copy !req
1564. I know.
Copy !req
1565. And you'll have the chance
to prove it.
Copy !req
1566. No!
Copy !req
1567. He knows!
Copy !req
1568. Barton! Barton, come in.
Copy !req
1569. Romanoff!
Copy !req
1570. Come in, we have a problem.
Copy !req
1571. Come on!
Copy !req
1572. Come in, we have a...
Copy !req
1573. Thanos knows.
Copy !req
1574. Thanos...
Copy !req
1575. Cap.
Copy !req
1576. Sorry, buddy,
we got a problem.
Copy !req
1577. Yeah, we do.
Copy !req
1578. Well,
what are we gonna do now?
Copy !req
1579. You know what?
Give me a break, Steve.
Copy !req
1580. I just got hit in the head
with the Hulk.
Copy !req
1581. You said
that we had one shot.
Copy !req
1582. This was our shot.
Copy !req
1583. We shot it. It's shot.
Six stones or nothing.
Copy !req
1584. - It was six stones or nothing.
- You're repeating yourself,
Copy !req
1585. you know that?
You're repeating yourself.
Copy !req
1586. You're repeating yourself.
You're repeating yourself.
Copy !req
1587. Dude. Come on!
Copy !req
1588. No. You never wanted
a time heist.
Copy !req
1589. You weren't on board
with the time heist.
Copy !req
1590. - I dropped the ball.
- You ruined the time heist.
Copy !req
1591. - Is that what I did?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1592. Are there any other options
with the Tesseract?
Copy !req
1593. No, no, no,
there's no other options.
Copy !req
1594. There's no do-overs.
Copy !req
1595. We're not going anywhere else.
We have one particle left.
Copy !req
1596. Each.
Copy !req
1597. That's it. All right?
We use that...
Copy !req
1598. bye-bye,
you're not going home.
Copy !req
1599. Yeah, well, if we don't try...
Copy !req
1600. then no one else
is going home, either.
Copy !req
1601. I got it.
Copy !req
1602. There's another way
to retake the Tesseract
Copy !req
1603. and acquire new particles.
Copy !req
1604. Little stroll down
memory lane.
Copy !req
1605. Military installation,
Garden State.
Copy !req
1606. When were they both there?
Copy !req
1607. They were there at a time...
I have a vaguely exact idea.
Copy !req
1608. - How vague?
- What are you
Copy !req
1609. talking about?
Where are we going?
Copy !req
1610. I know for a fact
they were there.
Copy !req
1611. Who's they? What are we doing?
Copy !req
1612. And I know how I know.
Copy !req
1613. Guys, what is it?
Copy !req
1614. Looks like we're improvising.
Copy !req
1615. - Great.
- What are we improvising?
Copy !req
1616. Scott, get this back
to the compound.
Copy !req
1617. Suit up.
Copy !req
1618. - What's in New Jersey?
- 0-4.
Copy !req
1619. 0-4.
Copy !req
1620. - Uh, 0-7.
- 0-7.
Copy !req
1621. - Excuse me.
- 1-9-7-0.
Copy !req
1622. Are you sure?
Copy !req
1623. Cap? Captain?
Copy !req
1624. Steve? Sorry.
Copy !req
1625. America. Rogers.
Copy !req
1626. Look, if you do this...
Copy !req
1627. and it doesn't work,
you're not coming back.
Copy !req
1628. Thanks for the pep talk,
pissant.
Copy !req
1629. You trust me?
Copy !req
1630. I do.
Copy !req
1631. Your call.
Copy !req
1632. Here we go.
Copy !req
1633. Hey, man!
Make love, not war.
Copy !req
1634. Clearly you weren't
actually born here, right?
Copy !req
1635. The idea of me was.
Copy !req
1636. Right. Well,
imagine you're S.H.I.E.L.D...
Copy !req
1637. running a quasi-fascistic
intelligence organization...
Copy !req
1638. where do you hide it?
Copy !req
1639. In plain sight.
Copy !req
1640. Good luck
on your mission, Captain.
Copy !req
1641. Good luck
on your project, Doctor.
Copy !req
1642. You new here?
Copy !req
1643. Not exactly.
Copy !req
1644. Come on, you bastard.
Copy !req
1645. Gotcha.
Copy !req
1646. Whew.
Copy !req
1647. Back in the game.
Copy !req
1648. Arnim, you in there?
Copy !req
1649. Arnim?
Copy !req
1650. Hey!
Copy !req
1651. The door is this way, pal.
Copy !req
1652. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
1653. Looking for Doctor Zola,
have you seen him?
Copy !req
1654. Yeah, Doctor Zola.
No, I haven't seen a soul.
Copy !req
1655. Pardon me.
Copy !req
1656. Do I know you?
Copy !req
1657. No, sir. Uh...
Copy !req
1658. I'm a visitor from MIT.
Copy !req
1659. Oh. MIT.
Copy !req
1660. Got a name?
Copy !req
1661. Howard.
Copy !req
1662. - That'll be easy to remember.
- Howard...
Copy !req
1663. Potts.
Copy !req
1664. Well, I'm Howard Stark.
Copy !req
1665. Hi.
Copy !req
1666. Shake that, don't pull it.
Copy !req
1667. Yeah.
Copy !req
1668. You look a little green around
the gills, there, Potts.
Copy !req
1669. I'm fine. Just long hours.
Copy !req
1670. You wanna get some air?
Copy !req
1671. - Hello, Potts.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1672. - That'd be swell.
- That way.
Copy !req
1673. Okay.
Copy !req
1674. Need your briefcase?
Copy !req
1675. You're not one of those
beatniks, are you, Potts?
Copy !req
1676. - Hello?
- Doctor Pym?
Copy !req
1677. That would be the
number that you called, yes.
Copy !req
1678. This is Captain Stevens
from shipping.
Copy !req
1679. We have a package for you.
Copy !req
1680. Oh, bring it up.
Copy !req
1681. That's the thing, sir,
we can't.
Copy !req
1682. I'm confused.
I thought that was your job.
Copy !req
1683. Well, it's just...
Copy !req
1684. Sir, the box is glowing...
Copy !req
1685. and to be honest,
Copy !req
1686. some of our mail guys
aren't feeling that great.
Copy !req
1687. They didn't open it, did they?
Copy !req
1688. Uh, yeah, they did.
You better get down here.
Copy !req
1689. Excuse me!
Out of the way!
Copy !req
1690. So, flowers and sauerkraut.
You got a big date tonight?
Copy !req
1691. Uh, my wife's expecting.
Copy !req
1692. And too much time
at the office.
Copy !req
1693. Congratulations.
Copy !req
1694. - Thanks. Hold this, will ya?
- Yeah, sure.
Copy !req
1695. - How far along is she?
- Uh, I don't know.
Copy !req
1696. She's at the point where
Copy !req
1697. she can't stand
the sound of my chewing.
Copy !req
1698. I guess I'll be eating dinner
in the pantry again.
Copy !req
1699. I have a little girl.
Copy !req
1700. A girl would be nice.
Copy !req
1701. Less of a chance she'd
turn out exactly like me.
Copy !req
1702. What'd be so awful about that?
Copy !req
1703. Let's just say
that the greater good
Copy !req
1704. has rarely outweighed
my own self-interest.
Copy !req
1705. And you've never seen
these two men before?
Copy !req
1706. No, I've got an eye for this.
The two of them looked fishy.
Copy !req
1707. Can you describe them?
Copy !req
1708. One of them
had a hippie beard.
Copy !req
1709. Hippie.
Like Bee Gees or Mungo Jerry?
Copy !req
1710. Definitely Mungo Jerry.
Copy !req
1711. Yeah, this is Chesler.
Copy !req
1712. I need every available MP
to sublevel six.
Copy !req
1713. We have a potential breach.
Copy !req
1714. I said bring them in.
Copy !req
1715. They're trying, ma'am,
but Braddock's unit
Copy !req
1716. has been stopped
by lightning strikes.
Copy !req
1717. Oh, for the love of...
Copy !req
1718. I'll look at
the weather projections.
Copy !req
1719. It's not lightning strikes
we're looking at.
Copy !req
1720. So, where you at
with names?
Copy !req
1721. Well, if it's a boy,
my wife likes Elmonzo.
Copy !req
1722. Huh. Might wanna
let that stew awhile.
Copy !req
1723. - You got time.
- Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1724. Let me ask you a question.
Copy !req
1725. When your kid was born,
were you nervous?
Copy !req
1726. Wildly.
Copy !req
1727. - Yeah.
- Did you feel qualified?
Copy !req
1728. Like you had any idea
Copy !req
1729. how to successfully operate
that thing?
Copy !req
1730. I literally pieced it together
as I went along.
Copy !req
1731. I thought about
what my dad did.
Copy !req
1732. My old man,
Copy !req
1733. he never met a problem
he couldn't solve with a belt.
Copy !req
1734. I thought my dad
was tough on me.
Copy !req
1735. And now, looking back on it,
Copy !req
1736. I just remember
the good stuff.
Copy !req
1737. You know?
He did drop the odd pearl.
Copy !req
1738. Yeah? Like what?
Copy !req
1739. "No amount of money
ever bought a second of time."
Copy !req
1740. Smart guy.
Copy !req
1741. He did his best.
Copy !req
1742. I'll tell you,
that kid's not even here yet
Copy !req
1743. and there's nothing
I wouldn't do for him.
Copy !req
1744. Good to meet you, Potts.
Copy !req
1745. Yeah.
Copy !req
1746. Howard...
Copy !req
1747. everything's gonna be
all right.
Copy !req
1748. Thank you...
Copy !req
1749. for everything...
Copy !req
1750. you've done for this country.
Copy !req
1751. Jarvis.
Copy !req
1752. Have we ever met that guy?
Copy !req
1753. You meet a lot of people, sir.
Copy !req
1754. Seems very familiar.
Copy !req
1755. Weird beard.
Copy !req
1756. You're weak.
Copy !req
1757. I'm you.
Copy !req
1758. You could stop this.
Copy !req
1759. You know you want to.
Copy !req
1760. Did you see
what happens in the future?
Copy !req
1761. Thanos finds the Soul Stone.
Copy !req
1762. You wanna know
how he does that?
Copy !req
1763. You wanna know
what he does to you?
Copy !req
1764. That's enough.
Copy !req
1765. You disgust me.
Copy !req
1766. But that doesn't mean
you're useless.
Copy !req
1767. How do I look?
Copy !req
1768. Wow.
Copy !req
1769. Under different
circumstances...
Copy !req
1770. this would be totally awesome.
Copy !req
1771. I bet the raccoon
Copy !req
1772. didn't have to climb
a mountain.
Copy !req
1773. Technically he's not
a raccoon, you know?
Copy !req
1774. Oh, whatever.
He eats garbage.
Copy !req
1775. Welcome.
Copy !req
1776. Natasha.
Copy !req
1777. Daughter of Ivan.
Copy !req
1778. Clint.
Copy !req
1779. Son of Edith.
Copy !req
1780. Who are you?
Copy !req
1781. Consider me a guide...
Copy !req
1782. to you...
Copy !req
1783. and to all who seek
the Soul Stone.
Copy !req
1784. Oh, good.
Copy !req
1785. You tell us where it is,
then we'll be on our way.
Copy !req
1786. If only it were that easy.
Copy !req
1787. What you seek
lies in front of you.
Copy !req
1788. As does what you fear.
Copy !req
1789. The stone's down there.
Copy !req
1790. For one of you.
Copy !req
1791. For the other...
Copy !req
1792. In order to take the stone...
Copy !req
1793. you must lose
that which you love.
Copy !req
1794. An everlasting exchange.
Copy !req
1795. A soul for a soul.
Copy !req
1796. How's it going?
Copy !req
1797. Jesus.
Copy !req
1798. Maybe he's making
this shit up.
Copy !req
1799. No.
Copy !req
1800. I don't think so.
Copy !req
1801. Why? 'Cause he knows
your daddy's name?
Copy !req
1802. I didn't.
Copy !req
1803. Thanos left here
with the stone...
Copy !req
1804. without his daughter.
Copy !req
1805. That's not a coincidence.
Copy !req
1806. Yeah.
Copy !req
1807. Whatever it takes.
Copy !req
1808. Whatever it takes.
Copy !req
1809. If we don't get that stone...
Copy !req
1810. billions of people stay dead.
Copy !req
1811. Yeah.
Copy !req
1812. Then I guess we both know
who it's gotta be.
Copy !req
1813. I guess we do.
Copy !req
1814. I'm starting to think we mean
Copy !req
1815. different people here,
Natasha.
Copy !req
1816. For the last five years, I've
been trying to do one thing.
Copy !req
1817. Get to right here.
Copy !req
1818. That's all it's been about.
Bringing everybody back.
Copy !req
1819. No, don't you get
all decent on me now.
Copy !req
1820. What, you think I wanna do it?
Copy !req
1821. I'm trying to save your life,
you idiot.
Copy !req
1822. Yeah, well, I don't
want you to. How's that?
Copy !req
1823. Natasha, you know
what I've done.
Copy !req
1824. You know what I've become.
Copy !req
1825. Oh, I don't judge people
on their worst mistakes.
Copy !req
1826. Maybe you should.
Copy !req
1827. You didn't.
Copy !req
1828. You're a pain in my ass,
you know that?
Copy !req
1829. Okay.
Copy !req
1830. You win.
Copy !req
1831. Tell my family I love 'em.
Copy !req
1832. You tell 'em yourself.
Copy !req
1833. Damn you.
Copy !req
1834. Wait.
Copy !req
1835. Let me go.
Copy !req
1836. No.
Copy !req
1837. No. Please, no.
Copy !req
1838. It's okay.
Copy !req
1839. Please.
Copy !req
1840. No!
Copy !req
1841. Did we get 'em all?
Copy !req
1842. Are you telling me
this actually worked?
Copy !req
1843. Clint, where's Nat?
Copy !req
1844. Do we know if she had family?
Copy !req
1845. Yeah.
Copy !req
1846. Us.
Copy !req
1847. What?
Copy !req
1848. Huh?
Copy !req
1849. - What are you doing?
- Just asked him a question.
Copy !req
1850. Yeah, no, you're acting
like she's dead.
Copy !req
1851. Why are we acting
like she's dead?
Copy !req
1852. We have the stones, right?
Copy !req
1853. As long as we have
the stones...
Copy !req
1854. Cap, we can bring her back.
Isn't that right?
Copy !req
1855. So, stop this shit. We're the
Avengers. Get it together.
Copy !req
1856. Can't get her back.
Copy !req
1857. What's he...?
What?
Copy !req
1858. It can't be undone.
Copy !req
1859. It can't.
Copy !req
1860. Look, I'm sorry, no offense,
Copy !req
1861. but you're a very
earthly being, okay?
Copy !req
1862. And we're talking
about space magic.
Copy !req
1863. And "can't" seems very
definitive. Don't you think?
Copy !req
1864. Yeah, look,
I know that I'm way outside
Copy !req
1865. my pay grade here.
Copy !req
1866. But she still
isn't here, is she?
Copy !req
1867. No, that's my point.
Copy !req
1868. It can't be undone.
Copy !req
1869. Or that's at least
Copy !req
1870. what the red,
floating guy had to say.
Copy !req
1871. Maybe you wanna go
talk to him, okay?
Copy !req
1872. Go grab your hammer and you
go fly and you talk to him.
Copy !req
1873. It was supposed to be me.
Copy !req
1874. She sacrificed her life
for that goddamn stone.
Copy !req
1875. She bet her life on it.
Copy !req
1876. She's not coming back.
Copy !req
1877. We have to make it worth it.
Copy !req
1878. We have to.
Copy !req
1879. We will.
Copy !req
1880. Boom!
Copy !req
1881. All right, the glove's ready.
Copy !req
1882. Question is, who's gonna
snap their freakin' fingers?
Copy !req
1883. - I'll do it.
- Excuse me?
Copy !req
1884. It's okay.
Copy !req
1885. Stop, stop. Slow down.
Copy !req
1886. Thor. Just wait.
Copy !req
1887. We haven't decided
who's gonna put that on yet.
Copy !req
1888. I'm sorry. What,
we're all just sitting around
Copy !req
1889. waiting for
the right opportunity?
Copy !req
1890. We should at least discuss it.
Copy !req
1891. Look, sitting here
staring at the thing
Copy !req
1892. is not gonna bring
everybody back.
Copy !req
1893. I'm the strongest Avenger,
okay?
Copy !req
1894. So, this responsibility
falls upon me.
Copy !req
1895. - Normally, you're right.
- It's my duty.
Copy !req
1896. - It's not about that.
- It's not that.
Copy !req
1897. - Hey, buddy...
- Stop it! Just let me.
Copy !req
1898. Just let me do it.
Copy !req
1899. Just let me do something good.
Something right.
Copy !req
1900. Look, it's not
just the fact...
Copy !req
1901. that that glove is channeling
enough energy
Copy !req
1902. to light up a continent.
Copy !req
1903. I'm telling you.
You're in no condition.
Copy !req
1904. What do you think is coursing
through my veins right now?
Copy !req
1905. Cheez Whiz?
Copy !req
1906. Lightning.
Copy !req
1907. - Yeah.
- Lightning.
Copy !req
1908. Lightning won't help you, pal.
Copy !req
1909. It's gotta be me.
Copy !req
1910. You saw what those stones
did to Thanos.
Copy !req
1911. They almost killed him.
Copy !req
1912. None of you could survive.
Copy !req
1913. How do we know
you will?
Copy !req
1914. We don't.
Copy !req
1915. But the radiation's
mostly gamma.
Copy !req
1916. It's like...
Copy !req
1917. I was made for this.
Copy !req
1918. Good to go, yeah?
Copy !req
1919. Let's do it.
Copy !req
1920. Okay, remember,
Copy !req
1921. everyone Thanos snapped away
five years ago...
Copy !req
1922. you're just bringing them
back to now, today.
Copy !req
1923. Don't change anything
from the last five years.
Copy !req
1924. Got it.
Copy !req
1925. Friday, do me a favor
Copy !req
1926. and activate
Barn Door Protocol, will ya?
Copy !req
1927. Yes, boss.
Copy !req
1928. Everybody comes home.
Copy !req
1929. Take it off! Take it off!
Copy !req
1930. No, wait.
Bruce, are you okay?
Copy !req
1931. Talk to me, Banner.
Copy !req
1932. I'm okay.
Copy !req
1933. I'm okay.
Copy !req
1934. Bruce!
Copy !req
1935. Don't move him.
Copy !req
1936. - Did it work?
- We're not sure. It's okay.
Copy !req
1937. Honey.
Copy !req
1938. Clint?
Copy !req
1939. Honey.
Copy !req
1940. Guys...
Copy !req
1941. I think it worked.
Copy !req
1942. I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
Copy !req
1943. Canopy, canopy, canopy.
Copy !req
1944. Rhodey, Rocket,
get out of here.
Copy !req
1945. Let me up! Let me up!
Copy !req
1946. Come on!
Copy !req
1947. Rhodey!
Copy !req
1948. Huh?
Copy !req
1949. Mayday, Mayday!
Does anybody copy?
Copy !req
1950. We're on the lower level.
It's flooding!
Copy !req
1951. What? What?
Copy !req
1952. We are drowning!
Does anybody copy? Mayday!
Copy !req
1953. Wait! I'm here!
Copy !req
1954. I'm here. Can you hear me?
Copy !req
1955. Cap?
Copy !req
1956. Okay.
Copy !req
1957. Daughter.
Copy !req
1958. Yes, Father.
Copy !req
1959. So, this is the future.
Copy !req
1960. Well done.
Copy !req
1961. Thank you, Father.
Copy !req
1962. They suspected nothing.
Copy !req
1963. The arrogant never do.
Copy !req
1964. Go.
Copy !req
1965. Find the stones,
bring them to me.
Copy !req
1966. What will you do?
Copy !req
1967. Wait.
Copy !req
1968. Tell me something.
Copy !req
1969. In the future...
Copy !req
1970. what happens to you and me?
Copy !req
1971. I try to kill you.
Copy !req
1972. Several times.
Copy !req
1973. But eventually...
Copy !req
1974. we become friends.
Copy !req
1975. We become sisters.
Copy !req
1976. Come on.
Copy !req
1977. We can stop him.
Copy !req
1978. Come on, buddy,
wake up!
Copy !req
1979. That's my man.
Copy !req
1980. You lose this again,
I'm keeping it.
Copy !req
1981. What happened?
Copy !req
1982. You mess with time,
it tends to mess back.
Copy !req
1983. You'll see.
Copy !req
1984. What's he been doing?
Copy !req
1985. Absolutely nothing.
Copy !req
1986. Where are the stones?
Copy !req
1987. Somewhere under all this.
Copy !req
1988. All I know is
he doesn't have 'em.
Copy !req
1989. So, we keep it that way.
Copy !req
1990. You know it's a trap, right?
Copy !req
1991. Yeah.
Copy !req
1992. I don't much care.
Copy !req
1993. Good.
Copy !req
1994. Just as long
as we're all in agreement.
Copy !req
1995. Let's kill him
properly this time.
Copy !req
1996. You could not live
with your own failure.
Copy !req
1997. Where did that bring you?
Copy !req
1998. Back to me.
Copy !req
1999. I thought by eliminating
half of life...
Copy !req
2000. the other half would thrive.
Copy !req
2001. But you've shown me...
Copy !req
2002. that's impossible.
Copy !req
2003. And as long as there are those
that remember what was...
Copy !req
2004. there will always be those
Copy !req
2005. that are unable to accept
what can be.
Copy !req
2006. They will resist.
Copy !req
2007. Yep, we're all kinds
of stubborn.
Copy !req
2008. I'm thankful.
Copy !req
2009. Because now...
Copy !req
2010. I know what I must do.
Copy !req
2011. I will shred this universe...
Copy !req
2012. down to its last atom.
Copy !req
2013. And then...
Copy !req
2014. with the stones
you've collected for me...
Copy !req
2015. create a new one...
Copy !req
2016. teeming with life...
Copy !req
2017. that knows not
what it has lost...
Copy !req
2018. but only
what it has been given.
Copy !req
2019. A grateful universe.
Copy !req
2020. Born out of blood.
Copy !req
2021. They'll never know it.
Copy !req
2022. Because you won't be alive
to tell them.
Copy !req
2023. See you
on the other side, man.
Copy !req
2024. Hang on! I'm coming!
Copy !req
2025. Yeah!
Copy !req
2026. Oh, hey.
Copy !req
2027. I know you.
Copy !req
2028. Father...
Copy !req
2029. I have the stones.
Copy !req
2030. What?
Copy !req
2031. Stop.
Copy !req
2032. You're betraying us?
Copy !req
2033. You don't have to do this.
Copy !req
2034. I am this.
Copy !req
2035. No, you're not.
Copy !req
2036. You've seen what we become.
Copy !req
2037. Nebula, listen to her.
Copy !req
2038. You can change.
Copy !req
2039. He won't let me.
Copy !req
2040. No!
Copy !req
2041. Okay, Thor. Hit me.
Copy !req
2042. Boss, wake up!
Copy !req
2043. I knew it!
Copy !req
2044. In all my years of conquest...
Copy !req
2045. violence...
Copy !req
2046. slaughter...
Copy !req
2047. it was never personal.
Copy !req
2048. But I'll tell you now...
Copy !req
2049. what I'm about to do
to your stubborn,
Copy !req
2050. annoying little planet...
Copy !req
2051. I'm gonna enjoy it...
Copy !req
2052. very, very much.
Copy !req
2053. Hey, Cap, you read me?
Copy !req
2054. Cap, it's Sam.
Can you hear me?
Copy !req
2055. On your left.
Copy !req
2056. Is that everyone?
Copy !req
2057. What? You wanted more?
Copy !req
2058. Avengers...
Copy !req
2059. assemble.
Copy !req
2060. Die!
Copy !req
2061. No, no, give me that.
You have the little one.
Copy !req
2062. Hey!
Copy !req
2063. Holy cow!
Copy !req
2064. You will not believe
what's been going on.
Copy !req
2065. Do you remember
when we were in space?
Copy !req
2066. And I got all dusty?
Copy !req
2067. And I must've passed out,
Copy !req
2068. because I woke up
and you were gone.
Copy !req
2069. But Doctor Strange was there,
right? And he was like...
Copy !req
2070. "It's been five years.
Come on, they need us."
Copy !req
2071. And then he started doing
the yellow sparkly thing
Copy !req
2072. - that he does all the time.
- He did? Oh, no.
Copy !req
2073. What are you doing?
Oh.
Copy !req
2074. Oh, this is nice.
Copy !req
2075. Gamora?
Copy !req
2076. I thought I lost you.
Copy !req
2077. Ow.
Copy !req
2078. Don't touch me!
Copy !req
2079. You missed the first time.
Copy !req
2080. Then you got 'em
both the second time.
Copy !req
2081. This is the one?
Copy !req
2082. Seriously?
Copy !req
2083. Your choices were him
or a tree.
Copy !req
2084. Cap!
Copy !req
2085. What do you want me to do
with this damn thing?
Copy !req
2086. Get those stones
as far away as possible!
Copy !req
2087. No!
Copy !req
2088. We need to get 'em back
where they came from.
Copy !req
2089. No way to get 'em back.
Copy !req
2090. Thanos destroyed
the quantum tunnel.
Copy !req
2091. Hold on!
Copy !req
2092. That wasn't
our only time machine.
Copy !req
2093. Anyone see an ugly brown van
out there?
Copy !req
2094. Yes! But you're not gonna like
where it's parked!
Copy !req
2095. Scott, how long you need
to get that thing working?
Copy !req
2096. Uh, maybe 10 minutes.
Copy !req
2097. Get it started.
We'll get the stones to you.
Copy !req
2098. We're on it, Cap.
Copy !req
2099. Hey.
Copy !req
2100. You said one out of
14 million, we win, yeah?
Copy !req
2101. Tell me this is it.
Copy !req
2102. If I tell you what happens...
Copy !req
2103. it won't happen.
Copy !req
2104. You better be right.
Copy !req
2105. It's a mess back here.
Copy !req
2106. It's dead.
Copy !req
2107. - What?
- It's dead.
Copy !req
2108. I have to hot-wire it.
Copy !req
2109. Where's Nebula?
Copy !req
2110. She's not responding.
Copy !req
2111. Sire...
Copy !req
2112. Clint!
Copy !req
2113. Give it to me.
Copy !req
2114. You took everything from me.
Copy !req
2115. I don't even know who you are.
Copy !req
2116. You will.
Copy !req
2117. I got it!
Copy !req
2118. Activate Instant Kill.
Copy !req
2119. Rain fire!
Copy !req
2120. But, sire, our troops!
Copy !req
2121. Just do it!
Copy !req
2122. Uh, is anyone else
seeing this?
Copy !req
2123. I got this!
Copy !req
2124. I got this.
Okay, I don't got this.
Copy !req
2125. Help, somebody help!
Copy !req
2126. Hey, Queens, heads up!
Copy !req
2127. Hang on. I got you, kid.
Copy !req
2128. Hey!
Nice to meet you...
Copy !req
2129. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
2130. What the hell is this?
Copy !req
2131. Friday,
what are they firing at?
Copy !req
2132. Something just
entered the upper atmosphere.
Copy !req
2133. Oh, yeah!
Copy !req
2134. Danvers,
we need an assist here.
Copy !req
2135. Hi, I'm Peter Parker.
Copy !req
2136. Hey, Peter Parker.
Copy !req
2137. You got something for me?
Copy !req
2138. I don't know how you're gonna
get it through all of that.
Copy !req
2139. Don't worry.
Copy !req
2140. She's got help.
Copy !req
2141. I am inevitable.
Copy !req
2142. And I...
Copy !req
2143. am...
Copy !req
2144. Iron Man.
Copy !req
2145. Mr. Stark?
Copy !req
2146. Hey!
Copy !req
2147. Mr. Stark. Can you hear me?
Copy !req
2148. It's Peter.
Copy !req
2149. Hey.
Copy !req
2150. We won, Mr. Stark.
Copy !req
2151. We won, Mr. Stark.
Copy !req
2152. We won!
You did it, sir, you did it.
Copy !req
2153. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
2154. Tony.
Copy !req
2155. Hey.
Copy !req
2156. Hey, Pep.
Copy !req
2157. Friday?
Copy !req
2158. Life functions critical.
Copy !req
2159. Tony?
Copy !req
2160. Look at me.
Copy !req
2161. We're gonna be okay.
Copy !req
2162. You can rest now.
Copy !req
2163. Everybody wants
a happy ending, right?
Copy !req
2164. But it doesn't
always roll that way.
Copy !req
2165. Maybe this time.
Copy !req
2166. I'm hoping
if you play this back...
Copy !req
2167. it's in celebration.
Copy !req
2168. I hope families are reunited.
I hope we get it back.
Copy !req
2169. And something like
a normal version
Copy !req
2170. of the planet
has been restored.
Copy !req
2171. If there ever was
such a thing.
Copy !req
2172. God, what a world.
Universe, now.
Copy !req
2173. If you told me 10 years ago
that we weren't alone...
Copy !req
2174. let alone to this extent,
I mean,
Copy !req
2175. I wouldn't have
been surprised...
Copy !req
2176. but come on, who knew?
Copy !req
2177. The epic forces
of darkness and light
Copy !req
2178. that have come into play.
Copy !req
2179. And for better or worse...
Copy !req
2180. that's the reality
Morgan's gonna
Copy !req
2181. have to find a way
to grow up in.
Copy !req
2182. So, I thought I'd probably
Copy !req
2183. better record
a little greeting...
Copy !req
2184. in the case of an untimely
death. On my part.
Copy !req
2185. Not that death at any time
isn't untimely.
Copy !req
2186. This time travel thing
that we're gonna
Copy !req
2187. try and pull off tomorrow...
Copy !req
2188. it's got me
scratching my head
Copy !req
2189. about the survivability
of it all.
Copy !req
2190. That's the thing.
Copy !req
2191. Then again,
that's the hero gig, right?
Copy !req
2192. Part of the journey
is the end.
Copy !req
2193. What am I even tripping for?
Copy !req
2194. Everything is gonna work out
Copy !req
2195. exactly the way
it's supposed to.
Copy !req
2196. I love you 3,000.
Copy !req
2197. You know,
I wish there was a way
Copy !req
2198. that I could let her know.
Copy !req
2199. That we won.
Copy !req
2200. We did it.
Copy !req
2201. She knows.
Copy !req
2202. They both do.
Copy !req
2203. How you doing, squirt?
Copy !req
2204. Good.
Copy !req
2205. - You good?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
2206. - Good. You hungry?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
2207. What do you want?
Copy !req
2208. Cheeseburgers.
Copy !req
2209. You know,
your dad liked cheeseburgers.
Copy !req
2210. Okay.
Copy !req
2211. I'm gonna get you all
the cheeseburgers you want.
Copy !req
2212. Okay.
Copy !req
2213. So...
Copy !req
2214. when can we expect you back?
Copy !req
2215. Um, about that...
Copy !req
2216. Thor, your people need a king.
Copy !req
2217. No, they already have one.
Copy !req
2218. That's funny.
Copy !req
2219. Are you being serious?
Copy !req
2220. It's time for me
to be who I am...
Copy !req
2221. rather than
who I'm supposed to be.
Copy !req
2222. But you, you're a leader.
Copy !req
2223. That's who you are.
Copy !req
2224. You know, I'd make
a lot of changes around here.
Copy !req
2225. I'm counting on it...
Copy !req
2226. Your Majesty.
Copy !req
2227. What will you do?
Copy !req
2228. I'm not sure.
Copy !req
2229. For the first time
in a thousand years,
Copy !req
2230. I have no path.
Copy !req
2231. I do have a ride though.
Copy !req
2232. Move it or lose it, hairbag.
Copy !req
2233. Oh, here we are!
Copy !req
2234. Tree, good to see you.
Copy !req
2235. The Asgardians of the Galaxy
back together again.
Copy !req
2236. Where to first?
Copy !req
2237. Hey.
Copy !req
2238. Just so you know,
this is my ship still.
Copy !req
2239. I'm in charge.
Copy !req
2240. I know. I know.
Of course you are.
Copy !req
2241. Of course.
Copy !req
2242. See, you say, "Of course,"
but then you touch the map.
Copy !req
2243. It makes you think that maybe
Copy !req
2244. you didn't realize
I was in charge.
Copy !req
2245. Quail, that's your own
insecurities in there.
Copy !req
2246. Quail?
Copy !req
2247. Okay? I am merely trying to
be of service and assisting.
Copy !req
2248. Quill.
Copy !req
2249. That's what I said.
Copy !req
2250. You should fight one another
for the honor of leadership.
Copy !req
2251. Sounds fair.
Copy !req
2252. - It's not necessary, okay?
- It's not.
Copy !req
2253. I got some blasters,
Copy !req
2254. unless you guys
wanna use knives.
Copy !req
2255. Oh, yes! Please, use knives.
Copy !req
2256. Yeah. Knives.
Copy !req
2257. I am Groot.
Copy !req
2258. Not necessary.
Copy !req
2259. There shall be
no knifing one another.
Copy !req
2260. Everybody knows
who's in charge.
Copy !req
2261. Me.
Copy !req
2262. Right?
Copy !req
2263. Yes, you.
Copy !req
2264. Of course! Of course.
Copy !req
2265. Of course.
Copy !req
2266. Remember...
Copy !req
2267. you have to return the stones
Copy !req
2268. to the exact moment
you got 'em...
Copy !req
2269. or you're gonna open up
Copy !req
2270. a bunch of nasty
alternative realities.
Copy !req
2271. Don't worry, Bruce.
Copy !req
2272. Clip all the branches.
Copy !req
2273. You know, I tried.
Copy !req
2274. When I had the gauntlet,
the stones,
Copy !req
2275. I really tried
to bring her back.
Copy !req
2276. I miss her, man.
Copy !req
2277. Me too.
Copy !req
2278. You know, if you want,
I could come with you.
Copy !req
2279. You're a good man, Sam.
Copy !req
2280. This one's on me, though.
Copy !req
2281. Don't do anything stupid
till I get back.
Copy !req
2282. How can I?
Copy !req
2283. You're taking
all the stupid with you.
Copy !req
2284. Gonna miss you, buddy.
Copy !req
2285. It's gonna be okay, Buck.
Copy !req
2286. How long is this gonna take?
Copy !req
2287. For him, as long as he needs.
For us, five seconds.
Copy !req
2288. You ready, Cap?
Copy !req
2289. All right, we'll meet you
back here, okay?
Copy !req
2290. You bet.
Copy !req
2291. Going quantum.
Three...
Copy !req
2292. two...
Copy !req
2293. one.
Copy !req
2294. And returning in five...
Copy !req
2295. four...
Copy !req
2296. three, two...
Copy !req
2297. one.
Copy !req
2298. Where is he?
Copy !req
2299. I don't know. He blew
right by his time stamp.
Copy !req
2300. He should be here.
Copy !req
2301. Get him back.
Copy !req
2302. - I'm trying.
- Get him the hell back.
Copy !req
2303. - Hey, I said I'm trying.
- Sam.
Copy !req
2304. Go ahead.
Copy !req
2305. Cap?
Copy !req
2306. Hi, Sam.
Copy !req
2307. So, did something go wrong
or did something go right?
Copy !req
2308. Well, after I put
the stones back, I thought...
Copy !req
2309. maybe...
Copy !req
2310. I'll try some of that life
Tony was telling me to get.
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2311. How'd that work out for ya?
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2312. It was beautiful.
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2313. Good. I'm happy for you.
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2314. Truly.
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2315. Thank you.
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2316. Only thing bumming me out...
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2317. is the fact
I have to live in a world
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2318. without Captain America.
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2319. Oh.
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2320. That reminds me.
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2321. Try it on.
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2322. How does it feel?
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2323. Like it's someone else's.
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2324. It isn't.
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2325. Thank you.
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2326. I'll do my best.
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2327. That's why it's yours.
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2328. You wanna tell me about her?
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2329. No.
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2330. No, I don't think I will.
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2331. Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows
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